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Soup Every Weekend and Guy Icks · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: I I had this idea and I really think it's a good idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: But Zach wasn't as into it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I said, because we've got a lot of, you know, cooler weekends coming.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not gonna like this weekend's gonna be great, but think about on the weekends, what are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Um watching the bills.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well that grocery shopping, trying to catch up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep, I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I said, We should do a different soup every Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right!
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  SPEAKER_01: And then he what I've got a beer cheese recipe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he goes, Do you know how many games are left?
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I said, No, a lot, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he goes, That's a lot to come up with.
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  SPEAKER_00: But no, not at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what I thought too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, you could have a minestrone one week.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could have, you know, I mean, my god, I got the you know, I mean, this is easy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can come up with a soup every week.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we get and then you just honestly, I'll be eating soup all week long.
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  SPEAKER_00: Soup soup just is it just keeps coming.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so it sounded like a really great idea at first, but then I thought No, I think this is a great idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it's still a lot of soup.
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  SPEAKER_01: Potato leek.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pear cheese, broccoli cheddar.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep, chicken noodle.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, oh, tomato basil?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lobster biscuit.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't want that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not tomato basil.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not the tomato basil.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lobster's fine, but Gil makes the b I don't like tomato soup.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gil makes the best tomato basil with these cheese raviolis.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh!
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, so that's a that's a better version of it then.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is not that hard to come up with.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can even do like You can even cheat and get a soupopotamus here and there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Totally.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, uh, now tell me if you think this is is this still soup like a chicken and dumplings?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's very soupy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, soup.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're gonna do this, which I love this, it could be a soup stew.
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  SPEAKER_01: You just put the hashtag in soup stew.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I said.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes they thicken up a bit more and it's a little stewier.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what I like.
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  SPEAKER_01: I like it chunky.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and and and sometimes it's just a a thinner type thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I mean, you could even do a chili one weekend.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think that chili ever and wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we got chili?
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  SPEAKER_00: We got white chicken chili.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, there's two right there.
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  SPEAKER_00: We've got vegan chili.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, don't do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, anyway, I think it's a great idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's a man that clearly enjoys his meat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, for sure.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: Don't vegan him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me give you some icks that women have done to men, and we'll see if you agree, okay?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: She wouldn't put on the seatbelt and said my car was annoying because of the beeping.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because she wouldn't put on the seatbelt.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I mean, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't need you to die and careen through the windshield.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can we please put that on?
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  SPEAKER_01: And that beeping.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, so loud.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mine too.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just want to throw anything that's in my car, which is a lot, out the window when I hear the beeping.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, so I have every once in a while, like if it's a situation that the dogs are in the car, yes, and the dog like two dogs sit on the seat and the thing senses that there's, you know, something there.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, enough way it's like and it starts out beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Big ick.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: She burned, oh, you're gonna hate this next one.
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  SPEAKER_00: She burned the sausages on one side and the other side got no heat at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's not salvageable.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Ick.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's not the I mean, uh we'll just come up with a plan.
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  SPEAKER_01: B.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm I might be disappointed because you know me, I love a sausage.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know you do.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's why I thought you were gonna ick that way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, I don't know what you were doing that caused you not to flip them.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, but it's not the end of the world.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, keep going.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Number three, her laugh was like a hyena falling down a well.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's gonna last uh on the pleasant side for you know, one good hearty joke that I thought was mildly funny, but you really bought into it.
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  SPEAKER_01: But if that's the laugh all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I'm gonna play you a laugh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I want you to tell me, do you if this was her laugh, could I take it?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's exactly it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, here it's the friends laugh.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's actually the nanny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's the nanny way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because there was one from the friends very similar.
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  SPEAKER_01: There was an episode about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: Janice Friends.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Believe me, I love this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here we go, and here's Janice's laugh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm gonna get another espresso.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Uh more latte.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm I'm I'm still working on mine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Interestingly enough, it's not so bad.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Just listening to that and the nanny laugh right before it, I think they were ripping off the character because the nanny was an ABC show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, it's not that annoying.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: It seemed annoying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Maybe maybe it got annoying, or maybe got more annoying as time went on.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know when they first are developing a character and it'll be like But then it gets worse.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then by the time it gets to season five, she's like, eh, the other thing.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Could you date somebody with that lap?
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, not on the regular.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: That could not continue.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, if they wheeze like that, yes, I'm in, because I want to know what's coming out next.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_00: All right, one more ick for you.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, she shut my car door hard.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: You know, uh it none of these are I can't be around you, but they're gonna uh they're gonna grate on me.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's like I'm not driving a 1970s Chevy here where you gotta slam the door so hard.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, that it's like, what are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you respond with, are you gonna buy me a new door?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that's a little aggressive.
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  SPEAKER_01: I might be more like, whoa, all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, I would respond with, are you gonna buy me a new door if this one falls off the hinges?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like no passive aggressiveness on your side.
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  SPEAKER_00: Chill, bro.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then, okay, one more.
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  SPEAKER_00: She ate, oh, you're gonna hate this one too.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_00: She ate ice cream and the ice cream got all over her fingers.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: That didn't bother me.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, wash your hands.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: No, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait, wait, I'm not done.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: But what bothered me was that she refused to wash her hands and just rubbed her hands on her shirt and continued the entire date as normal.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Now, clearly you're dating a 12-year-old boy at this point.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, let me give you a great example of one that just throws me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I am a paper towel person.
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  SPEAKER_01: I my God, in the back corner here, I practically have a roll at all times, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I can always rely on Scott for a paper towel.
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  SPEAKER_01: And when I'm at someone's house, I need immediately if we're eating something, it does not matter if it's a potato chip.
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  SPEAKER_01: I need to know where the access is to the paper towels because I might either have to A, wash my hands, or B, I might get something running down my arm to my elbow and it's gonna drive me up a tree.
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  SPEAKER_01: So when uh and this comment was made, when we've been at Tiffany's, well, now her pass away mom's house, which is now her sister's house.
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  SPEAKER_01: R.
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  SPEAKER_01: P.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, they don't have paper towels out towels out accessibly easily.
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  SPEAKER_01: Usually it's like, hey, is there a paper towel?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, and you're doing this after I've washed my hand dripping everywhere, kind of motion.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then her sis, her other sister goes, Yeah, I never buy paper towels.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I could never live with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: What do you use?
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  SPEAKER_01: Your shirt?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, I I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you not want to be?
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  SPEAKER_00: Are they just waving their hands in the air?
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  SPEAKER_00: They'll try.
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  SPEAKER_01: My fear is they're just not washing anything.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, oh no.