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Hour 4 - Goat Farm · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Oh maha, oh maha, omaha. It's our number. Our number
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  Speaker 1: four is ready to go. And Tom Brady making headlines
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. Brady's singing the praises of Lebron James at
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  Speaker 1: the Fanatics event in New York City over the weekend,
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  Speaker 1: calling Lebron the greatest. Ever, how much stalk do you
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  Speaker 1: put in this? Also, the Seahawks are said to be
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  Speaker 1: kicking the tires on a trade for disgruntled Bengals star
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  Speaker 1: Trey Hendrickson. Would this makes sense? And Bengals quarterback Joe
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  Speaker 1: Burrow went viral over the weekend after he tried pitching
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  Speaker 1: a baseball and failed miserably. What gives with this? We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about all that and more right now here. It
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  Speaker 1: is our number four. Have a wonderful, wonderful rest of
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  Speaker 1: your Monday. A trip to the goat farm? What is
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  Speaker 1: that all about? Why would you go to the goat farm?
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  Speaker 1: There'd be no reason, no reason to go to the
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  Speaker 1: gold farm. But yet you went to the gold farm. Well, come,
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  Speaker 1: the story here, a couple stories going on. We had
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  Speaker 1: the Kevin Durant trade in pro bouncy Ball as he
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  Speaker 1: hand picked the rockets. So Durant goes from Houston to
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  Speaker 1: go from Arizona Phoenix to be exact to Houston, which
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  Speaker 1: would have been an exciting move nine years ago. Now,
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  Speaker 1: good box office. We'll see if it actually works. On
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  Speaker 1: the court. I am a skeptic. And we had an
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  Speaker 1: NBA champion crowned with a small mark as Game seven
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  Speaker 1: was tarnished by snap Crackle pop Tyrese Halliburton three three
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  Speaker 1: balls early in the game, nine points, Indiana hanging tough
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  Speaker 1: with Oklahoma City and then Pop goes the Achilles unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: so Haliburton out rest of the game and in the
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  Speaker 1: second half it all crumbled the Pacers and Oklahoma City
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  Speaker 1: wins it and say they are the champion. A small
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  Speaker 1: market team a wins championship. And more on that coming
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  Speaker 1: up later in the hour. But our lead this hour,
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from the mouth of the Goat.
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  Speaker 1: Go to e mcgoat at the Fanatics Fest in New York. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this has been going on for at least a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years, this Fanatics Fest, and it's always good for
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  Speaker 1: content in the month of June. Those of us that
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  Speaker 1: do gas Baggerie are very grateful for this particular event.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Brady took the stage, Yes, Tom Brady took
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  Speaker 1: the stage alongside Lebron James to discuss a range of
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  Speaker 1: topics and for those that worship professional athletes, my god,
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  Speaker 1: what an amazing event this was. Do you see this?
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  Speaker 1: No you did not, Why would you? Now? During the event,
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady slobbered all over Lebron James. Slapper slapper, slabber
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  Speaker 1: call him the greatest ever. He said, quote with the
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  Speaker 1: intensity this is from Tom Brady, with the intensity that's
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  Speaker 1: been on him, the Olympics, the different teams that he's
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  Speaker 1: been on. He's always done things the right way. Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady waxed poetic, he meaning Lebron's always risen above all
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  Speaker 1: the noise and the bs and continue to deliver close quote.
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  Speaker 1: Then later on Brady said, so quote continues, You're witnessing
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  Speaker 1: the greatest ever. And I hope you guys all appreciate
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  Speaker 1: that close quote. Ohkay, that's the final part of the quote.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss question for the Esteem panel, which
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  Speaker 1: your part of Tom Brady singing the praises, singing the
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  Speaker 1: praises of Lebron James at this fanatic event over the weekend,
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  Speaker 1: calling him the greatest ever. How much stalk do you
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  Speaker 1: put in that? That's the question. So I've got Vatican Gamers, Paradise,
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  Speaker 1: and Olive Garden, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together and we will make a late night infomercial
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  Speaker 1: for a duck vacuum, which is currently playing on one
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  Speaker 1: of the TVs here in the studio here early in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. So to kick off, this is nothing but
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  Speaker 1: hot air. Nothing but hot air. You can feel the warm,
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  Speaker 1: the breeze from Tom Brady's mouth. Why location, location, location,
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  Speaker 1: Just like in real estate. This is an event Brady
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  Speaker 1: was at hosted by Fanatics. Now, even I who do
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  Speaker 1: not pay that close attention to Fanatics know the CEO
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  Speaker 1: of Fanatics has and Lebron James have a bromance. Like
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  Speaker 1: the guy that runs Fanatics, he's buddy buddy with all
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  Speaker 1: these big name athletes because he makes them money and
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  Speaker 1: they make him money. So they're all playing grab ass
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  Speaker 1: with each other. And so Brady and Lebron, they were
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  Speaker 1: all buddy buddy with this guy. Everyone there, everyone at
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  Speaker 1: this Fanatics event. They were the biggest names in sports
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  Speaker 1: that were there. They're all there because they're in the
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  Speaker 1: business of selling sneakers, autographs, celebrity all that stuff. They
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  Speaker 1: make money hand over fist because the customers buy up
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  Speaker 1: the memorabilia, which is not always that affordable. And so
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  Speaker 1: you put on the knee pads and that's what Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady did. He had the Lebron kneedpads on. It was
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  Speaker 1: a love fest, is no other way to describe it.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine if Brady had said, by yeah, Lebron's
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  Speaker 1: not the greatest. He's not. He's here, but you know
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  Speaker 1: it's not the grace. It would be a kin to
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  Speaker 1: going to the Vatican and having a get together with
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  Speaker 1: the Pope and saying, hey, by the way, i'm an atheist.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know that that would go over
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  Speaker 1: well or even worse, I'm a cub fan. The Pope
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  Speaker 1: might not like that at all. So you get it right,
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  Speaker 1: you're struck by lightning or something worse than that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the proper decorum is required, The proper decorum is to
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  Speaker 1: So you take this with a grain of salt. But
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  Speaker 1: you really think Tom Brady was going to get up
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  Speaker 1: there and say, you know, Michael Jordan is better. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: knows Jordan's better. Everyone knows Ball knows that Michael Jordan's
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  Speaker 1: better than Lebron. But you can't say that at that moment. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't have to go over the top and slurp
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  Speaker 1: all over Lebron. There's a middle ground there. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to be a total Dingleberry and all that. But
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  Speaker 1: it's just p R fluff. It's public relations fluff. That's
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  Speaker 1: really what this is. You know, being respectful but not literal,
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  Speaker 1: and it doesn't move the needle for me. Somebody's all
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  Speaker 1: Lebron whatever. Whatever Brady says. You know, he's a Lebron.
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  Speaker 1: He says, Lebron's the great. Brady said it, then that's it,
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  Speaker 1: he said it. I don't look at that way. I
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  Speaker 1: don't take Brady literally. I don't. It doesn't move the needle. Like,
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  Speaker 1: if if I want someone to give an opinion on
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  Speaker 1: this that I would value, it would be somebody that
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  Speaker 1: actually pays attention, like not. Brady's not exactly a Bob
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  Speaker 1: Ryan level basketball historian. Okay, he's not. And you know
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't tell you a basketball from a volleyball. Tom Brady,
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  Speaker 1: he's just not his thing. He's not a basketball guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he's not. He's, you know, into all the weird
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  Speaker 1: crap that he's into these days. But that's not it.
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  Speaker 1: And you take the Fanboy event, you put the Fanboy
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  Speaker 1: event out there, and you've got the recency bias and
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  Speaker 1: all that. Listen, Michael Jordan to get in here. Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady being nice to Lebron, that's great, but it's Jordan
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  Speaker 1: over the bride. Now for them to the rumor mill
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  Speaker 1: story that has not gained a lot of traction. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see if it picks up some steam here in the
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  Speaker 1: coming hours today when the sun fully rises up. So
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  Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks are said to be on the prowl
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  Speaker 1: looking to make a big splash move prior to the
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  Speaker 1: start of training camp, which is about a month away.
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  Speaker 1: About a month away. The whispers over the weekend in
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  Speaker 1: hushed tones that Seattle is sniffing around. You can almost
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  Speaker 1: hear it. They're sniffing around, and they're looking at acquiring
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  Speaker 1: defensive star Trey Hendrickson, who's not happy in the Natty.
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  Speaker 1: He's upset because he lives near Justin and Cincinnati and
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  Speaker 1: he'd like a relocation. So the question the Seahawks are
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  Speaker 1: kicking the tires on a trade for disgruntled defensive star
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  Speaker 1: Trey Hendrickson from the Beals. Would that make sense? Would
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  Speaker 1: that make sense for Seattle to come in and make
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  Speaker 1: a deal. So call me Benny Buzzkill if you want.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this and I was like, wait, this makes
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  Speaker 1: no sense on any level. I don't see a match.
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  Speaker 1: You play the match game. I don't see a match
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  Speaker 1: on this one. I don't right the Seahawks. Does anyone
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  Speaker 1: think they're one piece away, even no Stra Denas and
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  Speaker 1: crying Craig. The guys in Seattle that are big time
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  Speaker 1: fans of the show, right, crying Craig Nostra Denis and
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  Speaker 1: JJ and Rnton and all the other guys. They know,
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  Speaker 1: not one player away, not one piece away. You're not
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  Speaker 1: picking up Trey Hendrickson and boom, you're in the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: You're not even winning the Vision. The Rams run the
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  Speaker 1: NFC West. At this point, forty nine ers have fallen off. Cardinals,
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  Speaker 1: forget about it. They've got Mighty Mouse at quarterback, Alligator
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  Speaker 1: Arms Murry. They're not even trying with Kyler Murray quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: So you look around and it's like, well, Henderson, it's like,
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  Speaker 1: we're not playing a video game. If you're playing Madden,
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  Speaker 1: it's a gamer's paradise. You pick up Trey Henderson, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're set gamers paradise on a video game. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: in real life, unfortunately, doesn't work like that, does not
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  Speaker 1: work like that in the NFL has really never worked
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  Speaker 1: like that. You don't plug one pass rusher, one pass
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  Speaker 1: rusher into your defense a flawed roster and call it
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  Speaker 1: a championship unless you're schnockered unless you're schnocking. Maybe if
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  Speaker 1: you're schnockered. Okay, you got a second year coach. You've
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  Speaker 1: added Sam Donald, which means you're not really trying to
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  Speaker 1: win with Sam Donald, he sucks. So those are the moves,
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  Speaker 1: Those are the moves you made. All right, now, last thing,
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  Speaker 1: we go back one more time. One more time, we
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  Speaker 1: go back to the fanatics fest in New York City.
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  Speaker 1: Another moment that got our attention the ben Gals quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Joe Burrow. He went viral, not for something he said.
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  Speaker 1: He did not did not give Lebron a tongue bath
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  Speaker 1: like Tom Brady did. Joe Burrow, though, went viral over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend after he tried pitching a baseball and it
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  Speaker 1: was a hot mess. He failed miserably. He couldn't throw
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  Speaker 1: a baseball like bounced. So what gives with this? What
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  Speaker 1: gives with the Joe Burrow lack of baseball ability? And
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  Speaker 1: it was bad now to describe it for our blind listeners.
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  Speaker 1: The ball slipped, It appeared to slip, It fluttered a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, looked like a toddler had gone down to
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  Speaker 1: Olive Garden and was grabbing a meatball from the spaghetti
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  Speaker 1: and meatball's dinner and attempting to throw the meatball at
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  Speaker 1: the olive garden. That's what it looked like. Now it
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  Speaker 1: is a teachable moment. We remind you that just because
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  Speaker 1: you have an elite skill in what area does not
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  Speaker 1: mean you have an elite skill in another area. For example,
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  Speaker 1: a football and a baseball are It's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: apples and oranges. They're both fruit, but they taste a
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  Speaker 1: lot different, right, it tastes a lot different. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: some might say it's all the same. It's just all
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  Speaker 1: those balls are the same. All them balls are the same. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're not. They're and the skill sets are obviously very specific.
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  Speaker 1: It's fair to say that Joe Burrow never played Little
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  Speaker 1: league baseball. If he did, he forgot all about it
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  Speaker 1: now that he's grown up in the NFL and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. And it's like having Michael Jordan, because he
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  Speaker 1: was good at playing basketball, run the Washington Wizards or
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  Speaker 1: the Charlotte basketball team at the ground, or Emmitt Smith
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  Speaker 1: attempting a broadcaster and be tongue tied every other time
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  Speaker 1: he's on television back in the back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Now that said, it's not all bad news. He is
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  Speaker 1: not all bad news because out of his comfort his
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  Speaker 1: own Joe Burrow, the Bengals quarterback there has now been
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  Speaker 1: immortalized on the socials right over. I guessing on TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really on there, but I know on the
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  Speaker 1: other social media channels just put a sappy music bed.
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  Speaker 1: The worst all time throw is still still fifty cent
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  Speaker 1: in terms of the first pitch with Joe Burrow. For
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  Speaker 1: a guy that Nike's is living throwing the football, that's
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  Speaker 1: pretty embarrassing. Ah, I mean, that's pretty embarrassing. And the
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing if they had a football version of
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  Speaker 1: the shackton a fool, right that the segment that Chack
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  Speaker 1: just show Steven A. Smith playing solitaire. That would be
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  Speaker 1: She's annoying, and that former Warriors GM. That guy shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: to it. All right, back to it we go, And
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  Speaker 1: Alf the alien ol Pinter says Joe Burrow, being good
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  Speaker 1: at football does not translate to baseball, just like being
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  Speaker 1: good at talk radio doesn't translate to baseball. Well for
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  Speaker 1: some people, that's true, Alf, But as you know, yours
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  Speaker 1: truly with the unhittable. Iphis pitch which you're referencing here
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  Speaker 1: in the back in the day, we closed down the
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  Speaker 1: minor league team that had been in in existence for
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  Speaker 1: one hundred years, the Bakersfield Blaze. We went up there
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  Speaker 1: and threw out the first pitch and the team went
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  Speaker 1: out of business right after that. But listen, unhittable, unhittable,
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  Speaker 1: and the baseball resume. They don't call me betting the
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  Speaker 1: bopper for nothing, elf, They don't call me that. There
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  Speaker 1: have been some rumors that there could be another first
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  Speaker 1: pitch in the offing. We'll see if that works out.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of things that are spinning around, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of plates, litter's spinning. We'll see if anything like
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  Speaker 1: that happens up. Bubba the Dude writes in he says,
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to be in the room next time Brady
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  Speaker 1: and Jordan are in the same room. That would make
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  Speaker 1: for a great monologue Number twenty three from Carolina the
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  Speaker 1: Goat says, Bubba the Dude dollars to know nuts. I
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  Speaker 1: will bet you that someone, maybe it's Jim Gray, Brady's
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  Speaker 1: Brady's toady, somebody will talk to Brady and said, well,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think of Michael, Jordan and Brady's all.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan's the greatest, you know, I love Lebron and Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: I love them all. They're so wonderful. They are so wonderful. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Let's you can't read that on the air. Let's go
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to the phones. Let's say hello now to Marcel in Brooklyn,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: who has been away from the show because the phones
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: were not working, but he's returned. Now, the great Marcel,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: who's that now that you call yourself? That the Dynasty?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Is that correct, Marcel?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, the Dynasty it is. And that phone company from
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: the past few weeks or the last week, I think
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: is going.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: To be be be beep. Yeah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: A lot of people were con blume the complaining. They
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: tried calling and the call wouldn't go through. But it's
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: working now, Marcel. Did you enjoy your week off and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you were, by the way off the payroll. We didn't
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: pay you for last week because you didn't get through.
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes it is. It's spent a weekend unlike any other.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: In congratulations to the Oklahoma City thunder on the now.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Is it true Marcel that you bought a voodoo doll
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: and you're the reason that Tyre's Halliburton's Achilles pop is
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: that true or false?
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: It's all true.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: It is true, all right. I knew that. I knew it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: There you go, send that out on social media. Marcel
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: and Brooklyn bought a voodoo doll off team OU and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: that is why Halliburton got hurt done. I knew it.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, absolutely. Also, since I've been returning to the calls
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: from the stupidious an unknown, poor, poor phone company. Those
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: guys over there hate them.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: How about some team.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Of the day or should I say the team of
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: the morning.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: No, I like to play. I don't want the team.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I want to play. Who's the player?
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: Ooh, Pascal see a camp?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: So you're saying a player on a losing team is
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: the play? Interesting from the Indiana Pacers, they did they win?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I thought they lost. They didn't realize they won.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, one O three to ninety one is the
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: final score.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: So so Indiana won.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: No, Blahoma City won though, Okay, the first time since
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: twenty thirteen.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Since twenty thirteen, I didn't. I don't remember them winning
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: in twenty thirteen.
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's breaking news, Marshall. Nobody else has them winning
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: in twenty thirteen.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Mmmm, that's what the drought looks like.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: He's coming from another part of the multiverse.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's right in his version. That is correct. Yes,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I forgot. I didn't realize that there there is a
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: multi verse. Yes, and you live in a totally different
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: dimension than the rest of us. That's correct, that's right,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: all right. What's the weather like in your dimension?
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's gonna be a heat wave, unlike any other thought.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be so hot.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: We're all gonna melt fahrenheit here.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're gonna have to jump jump into
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: the East.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: River and one ten two my own mind.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: Get ready, folks, it's gonna be.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: A hot, hot marcell. Do you have air conditioning?
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: Yes? I got it here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, then there's nothing to worry about. You don't go
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: outside anyway, What do you care.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: It's just gonna be saying a shade on.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Like any other shade to stay inside. Crank that ac up, man,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you're good. You don't need to go outside. It's always
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: seventy five degree where you set the ac at. You're fine,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: and drink lots of fluids.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: It will like water. It will protect the sun.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Who's the real player. Then I know you're just kidding
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: with the player that you said. Who's the real player
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: that I go it?
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, from the Oklahoma City Thunder. I think, not the
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: team in the day, but Jay dub Shy Dort. There
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: are the three players of this the player of the mornings.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: What's why I say the player of the day or
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: players of the morning.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Just give his name. I want his name one more time,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: just so I can really hear it and kind of
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: break it all in.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, Jake Dub times Shy times Dort. Three of
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: them there are the JEMs of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Ben, Can we please, can we please call ESPN and
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: get them to hire Marcel instead of Doris Burg? How
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: great would that be? Can you imagine doing an NBA game,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: watching a game and Marcel's sitting there and you've got
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Mike bringing over there on bang and then you've got
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Marcel and he's doing his thing. Boy, that would be
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: just just absolutely great. Absolutely so again, it's not Lou Dort.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: It's Lou. What's called him again?
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: George?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: What was his first name?
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Oh? I can remember, okay, I tried to remember.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: No, No, we're not doing that game. We've canceled that
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: game for now. We might bring it back later, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: we're not doing it again. This sucked the last like months.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: So here we go.
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: Let's get it to it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Food pass, all right, I think you
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: had last night watching the NBA Finals. You had oodles
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and noodles, all right. I think you had Cane's chicken
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: fingers king fingers.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Now you eat a Kennedy fried chicken, right, Marcel.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: I wish, I don't want it was all right, but
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: thank you though a little go ahead, buddy.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I think you had a cheeseburger.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: The cheeseburger would ketchup or mustard ketchup.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: And mayonnaise.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: My brothers has mayonnaise, not.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Mine, but not You don't eat mayonnaise because you know
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: what mayonnaise is made out of, Marcel.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, mayonnaise. Huh?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: What is it made out of?
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Oh? Helmans?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: What what are you saying? Helmans? Helmans? No, No, that's
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: a brand. Mayonnaise is made out of the mayo tree.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You ever had a mayo from a mayo tree? Yes,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: there's a mayo tree. It's a very rare tree. It's
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: a white tree. And that's where mayonnaise comes from. It's
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a product of the maya, the mayo tree. Yes, you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: got to milk it like a cow.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: No, it's like it's like syrup. You like you have
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: to you know, like tap it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what I Yeah. Coop said he grew up
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: on a farm with mayo trees when he was.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Jesus Cris, what are you doing, Marsell?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: We're on the Bible bell. What are you doing?
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Come on? Man?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Oh all lovely.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I hurry up. I got to end this call. Police
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: have been on the all right, I went, thank you
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: very much, go away. All right, let's go. Let's go
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: to Blind Scott, who's on the North end of Boston
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: and also loves the mayo tree. Hello, Blind Scott.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I like to avocado mayo tree. That's my favorite. Dude.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: I got the car accident. I got it on Freddy.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: I could tell you about that. Right after the show.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: I was hanging by the cemetery where easily hanged. So
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: that's like I had to call the police. But like
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: a five ton dump truck hit a car. But when
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: the police showed up, I had all this stuff with me.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: The police thought that I had crashed the car. So
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: they were running my background check and I had crashed
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: the car recently, like in.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: The paste the blind man crashed the.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: Car, Yeah, because the whole front end was ripped off
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: by because I was given this description of the dump
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: truck that was coming, but they just weren't adding it
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: up because but it did happen. So then some cat
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: lady came out with some photos. But the police, when
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: the police came to they already knew me from like
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: an incident that happened like a few months ago. But
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: the car, the dump truck shouldn't been driving down the road.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: When it took the turn, it ripped off the whole
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: back bumper. So I was there listening to the show.
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: I had like a radio set up. I had like
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: my gear that I listened to the show with, you know,
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: when I'm outside. So the police thought I took all
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: that stuff out of the car and I was trying
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: to do all like a fraudulent insurance claim, you know
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: what I mean. Yeah, but the camera tells the truth.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know what happened. They let me go once
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: they realized that I was actually blind. They didn't think
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: I was blind.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I know, you were tell you that like Stevie Wonder
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: is a fake blind guy. Right, People tell me Stevie
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Wonder can see, but he wants the benefits of being
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a blind person. He wants to because you get cred
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: when you're blind. Right, you're h you'd admit that blind skuy. Right,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: there's a little rasthmatas when you're a blind guy.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Like I'm pretty famous. Like people get out of
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: the way. I bang my cane.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: People know me.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: I got free food like I go. So when you're
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: there's a long line, you just walk up to the
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: front of the counter, like say it's ten people deep.
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: You stand at the front of the counter. They help
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: you right away. People get mad you're blind, though, what
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: are you going to do about it? I know Ben Mallard,
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: So I get free ice coffees in the North End.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they love me on the North End, very big
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: on the North.
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: Sad they would even they weren't serving me. And then
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: I spoke up. I said, I give you guys free
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: advertisement boom which hooked up by the way at thirteen
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: cal zones at Boviston.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I thought you got Bando from the seven eleven. Right,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: they don't lie you in the area.
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they let me back in. I was yelling at
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: a bunch of guys in wheelchairs. They just got their wheelchairs,
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: they didn't know how to use them. They think seven
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: eleven is like a breakfast place. So I went in
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: there and I went over the guy in the wheelchair.
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: I said, you got to be kidding me. This should
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: never happen, you know what I mean. But they don't.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: They're afraid that I'm going to bring bad people into
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: seven eleven, like if I hang out in front of
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: seven of it, because I like to hang out in
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: front of there all day, and they don't want me
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: to do that anymore.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Because I believe that is called loitering. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: I.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Know, but you can't be standing there. You just getting
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: One guy gave me a hundred bucks waiting out in
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: front of that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: That's why are you begging for money?
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: No? No, no, I just wait there. Somebody says, what
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: could you need? And I said, well, you know, I
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: could use energy drinking. If they're real wealthy, they just
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: hand your cash. You know what I'm saying. But I'm no,
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: I'm not actually begging for money. I got one point
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: seven million dollars and inheritance I'm sitting on My family
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: took a trip overseas. I'm saying, maybe if they don't
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: come back one point seven million.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: You know, are you hoping the cruise ship has a problem.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're hoping?
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're on a cruise. My dad's still here though.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: My dad might be on hold of we've been battling
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: me and this guy.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: My dad.
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: He calls him to twenty so they won't put me
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: up in the morning. They put my dad on though.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: Total crazy.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: So you've been banned, So you don't have to promote
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: the morning show anymore because you've been banned from the show.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: No, I'm part of the morning show. Just like something's up,
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: like where they don't put me on.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: The air, but they've heard you on. Oh, they put
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you on hold. That's what I I've done that, I've
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: kept you on. That's my move. They're stealing my move.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: That's my move.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: Fine Bomb, No, everybody's I actually don't get on the
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: air that much. Fine Bomb leaves me on for four hours.
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: Dan Patrick leaves me on for four hours. Once in
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: a while, I say, we got blind Scott on the line,
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: and that's just good enough for me.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Something that's all you need, just just a brief mention.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That's it, you know, So I can just I can
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: just leave you on hold. I don't have to. I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: don't have to take your calls.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: Well, if you mentioned my name. Here's the thing. There
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: is a risk that I might go psycho though, because I.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I don't want that. I don't need the You're
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: very good. You have not sent me eight million emails here.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: In fact, you haven't sent one since like eleven o'clock
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: last night. That's good.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, my mom told me I needed to get some help.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: She said, you need to really get some help. So
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: I said, well, I'll call Ben Mallin.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I saw you were defending me because fun House
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: tried to. He was trolling me. Fun House the Funhouse
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: account on X he's a listener to the show.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Get a little excited there, dude, one more thing.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, one more thing. I gotta go.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I got there's other people on holding.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: There was a Boston Pizza festival this weekend.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: You got to look up who is there? Man, it's
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: a pizza You have to try to attend it sometime,
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: you know what I'm saying.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I would love to go to a Boston pizza but
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you, all right. So this Aaron
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Rodgers story is next level. So Aaron Rodgers is hanging out,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: he's got nothing to do until training camp opens next month.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: And there are people that are now convinced that Aaron
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Rodgers is doing the Mandai teow if you will, that
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: he didn't actually get married, that there's no record. People
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: have been investing in Aaron Rodgers claimed he got married.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: He's been wearing a wedding band. He even gave the
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: name of his alleged wife. He said he got married.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I think it was back in February, and so people
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: have been desperately trying to get photos of the alleged
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: bride named Brittany with an I like the woman that
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: is supposedly married to Aaron Rodgers. There is no record.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: People have checked the wedding records in all fifty states.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: From what I understand, there is no record of any
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: paperwork being filed of a wedding between Aaron Rodgers and Britney.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: There are no photos of Rogers. There are Papa Rozzo
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: that are staked out outside his Malibu abode, and they
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: have not seen him with anyone of the female persuasion
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: if you will hear there are there's video of Rogers
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: walking alone on the beach in Malibu. I know, right,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: So what's going on? Is there actually a woman or
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: is Rogers doing some kind of psyop thing and some
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: kind of old school Who's that actor that was on
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Taxi and Saturday Night Live that they made a movie
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: about him, Andy Kaufman, Andy Kaufman, Andy Kaufman did that
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: he was in character? Right? I think? Right?
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah he was. He was always in character.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: What do you think? And the other thing too?
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: If let's go down to our female insider, Lorena Lorena
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: as a woman, do you if a friend of a
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: friend married Aaron Rodgers, do you think that someone might
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: spill the beans somewhere along the way, that one of
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the girlfriends might post something or call TMZ up and say, hey,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I got a school Why? Yes, I do believe women
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: are quite gossipy and it is hard to keep such
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: big news.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: The hard.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah it where he got? Now, right, that's the point.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Somebody would have said something, So what's going on here?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Did he is it? Maybe he's he used like some
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: kind of online thing, you know, you can become a
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: reverent online. And maybe that's the marriage. And or he
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: went out to the Amazon had some ayahuasca and he
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: married a tree named Brittany.
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: You know some tree.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: There's some big tree named Brittany, and that's his wife.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And that's, you know interesting. Let's go to our let's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: go to that's the story. I hope that's true that
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Rogers isn't actually married. That'd be hilarious that he just
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: is wearing a wedding ban. Mike the Leprechaun is now retired. Hello,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: I'm not good morning, Top of the morning.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I thought you, Oh you're not right, Okay, all right,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I thought you.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Were coming next week, next Tuesday.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Next week. Unbelievable.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: One are the.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Odds I'm going to be said, who won't be there?
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: But Lorenna better be ready, Lreda better not take a
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: day off.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're not alway? That threat?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I think that's a threat threatening all right?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Now you know the price to get in now, Loraina, no,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: he knows everyone needs the sty We charge twenty thousand
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: dollars for entry into the building. If you want to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: get on the air, that's another twenty thousand. So and
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that's for each of us. So that'll cost you eighty
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars to visit us eighty whatever.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: I don't care. I have eighty.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Look at the eighty grand we're gonna make for you
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  Speaker 1: one night. Now you try to invite yoursel well for
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  Speaker 1: two nights. But we put the kebash on that, right,
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 6: But anyway, but that guy, he's an idiot, and he
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  Speaker 6: doesn't know, he's out of his head, and and myself doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Know a name from a Okay, so you know, ripping
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  Speaker 1: every other person that's called the show this hour, every
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  Speaker 1: other call, you've take shots that you have a monologue.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time for them. I don't have time.
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  Speaker 1: I got to play a game. I got the Mallard
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  Speaker 1: militia feud here coming up the mal.
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  Speaker 6: Anyway, what okay?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're warning everyone. We I learned all the men,
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  Speaker 1: women and children. U you know you're coming.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to the only thing I'm cared about. I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to a Dodger game, and I better not show up.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be fine. Just don't wear gear from the other team.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be fine. Just don't wear I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: they're playing, but just oh, you're fine. Yeah, it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: There's no rival over there.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I have I have a blooper my jokes.
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  Speaker 6: That's my problem, the birds. I have to get babysitters
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  Speaker 6: to the bergs and headshogs.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway, here's that gluep of field.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone calls his own crack. It's required. I think, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I gotta go, thank you, all right, gooy.
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  Speaker 5: Winning is everything, the only thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for another Mallard game show.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are so gone.
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  Speaker 3: We surveyed one hundred people named sports teams associated with losing.
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  Speaker 1: Another curs.
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  Speaker 5: I believe the answer is to Clippers.
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  Speaker 3: That is the top answer forty points. It's malord militia fute.
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  Speaker 1: We have Steve and San Francisco. Hello Steve, welcome, You do.
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  Speaker 8: Have gain't accounting for.
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  Speaker 1: You are present and account for and ready to play
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  Speaker 1: the game. You were gonna go and hold on a second.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna go against eenie meenie miney mooe. Let's go Mick.
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  Speaker 1: Mick is in Maine and he is going to play
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  Speaker 1: and me punch the right land up. Hello, Mick, welcome you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I just hung up on him. Who goofed? I've
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  Speaker 1: got that all right. Mike is in New Hand. I'm sorry, Mick, butterfingers, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Are you there, Mike New Hampshire? But oh look at you.
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  Speaker 1: You're driving your truck. All right, very nice. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: play the game. Let's get to the game so we
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  Speaker 1: don't screw this up. I gonna punch you in. We've
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  Speaker 1: got Steve and San Francisco. Gentlemen. Here we go, let's
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  Speaker 1: play the few. Come on down. Here we go. The
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  Speaker 1: category the top five answers on the board nay. One
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  Speaker 1: hundred people surveyed. Name something people postpone doing for as
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  Speaker 1: long as possible. The top five answers on the board week.
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  Speaker 6: Got buzzing in holding off compete.
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  Speaker 1: Steve is going with Colman oscope. Well that is very specific,
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  Speaker 1: but I think you mean going to the doctor and
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  Speaker 1: that is on there, so we'll give you that. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: why not? Absolutely uh, and you get to go again there, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: something people postpone doing for as long as possible. Four
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  Speaker 1: answers left? Five?
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  Speaker 8: Two?
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  Speaker 1: What? All right? That's all right Mike in New Hampshire.
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  Speaker 1: You're up. Name something people postpone doing for as long
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  Speaker 1: as possible. There are four answers left on the board.
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  Speaker 1: Going to church, Going to church that is not on
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  Speaker 1: the board. Back to Steve. Just think about it and
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, Steve, go to law. No, no, all right, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this would be easy.
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  Speaker 5: I got like five top of my tongue. Go ahead, Lorena,
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  Speaker 5: what do you have laundry?
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  Speaker 1: No? Oh, I have your cleaning. Yeah, that's on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is on. The other ones are paying the bills,
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  Speaker 1: getting married and going to the dentist. Well, Steve, you
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  Speaker 1: technically won, but I mean, come on, that's a That's
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  Speaker 1: not a great game. That's not a great game.