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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Tuesday Show! - Do We Need Known & Unknowable? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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So the goal for today is to keep
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the negative energy from my workday from
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leaking into this amazing lunch show.
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Let's talk.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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It's lunchtime!
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what's going on everybody that was
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impressive it's it felt like a release
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like i needed to like release that out
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after the morning i've had exercise the
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demons i'm just going to talk about it
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for a second and then we can move
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on but two things happened this morning
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and both of them are the are something
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that like just
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lights the fuse on my anger template
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temper stuff one getting a pissing match
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with me okay yeah so we have we
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have tickets we have a vendor they assign
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me the ticket i'm like i can't do
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anything about it it's your problem i sign
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it back to them and we go back
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and forth like four or five times
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And I put like why it should be
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back with them and their response is,
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nope, back to you.
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Then when you do respond,
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you come back and say,
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maybe you don't know what you're talking
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about and you should get this person and
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that person involved.
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Are you flipping kidding me?
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We hired you as a vendor.
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You don't get to come back and tell
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me what I don't know.
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Oh, I love people like that.
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Son of a... Yeah.
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So... Yes.
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There we go.
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So another annoying thing that I wanted to
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talk to my friend about is,
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so my wife likes to turn on lights.
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Yeah.
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We have a lot of windows in our
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main floor.
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Lots of natural light comes in.
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We have a bright white light in our
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kitchen because when it's nighttime,
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it's really dark in there.
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You need the bright white light.
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Sure.
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But I don't need it at three o'clock
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in the afternoon.
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Not generally speaking.
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That's what that bell of fire is outside
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for.
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That's what we have those windows for.
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And then when I'm sitting on my couch
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watching TV, the lamp is right beside me.
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It'll be seven o'clock.
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It doesn't get dark till nine thirty here
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now.
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And it'll be like seven o'clock and she'll
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tell Alexa to turn on the light.
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Like,
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why the hell do I need that when
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I got that beautiful natural light coming
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through the window?
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It's bright enough to go lay out and
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get a tan at seven o'clock.
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Why are we turning on lamps?
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And she's on her tablet anyway,
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which is illuminated.
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I was about to say, you don't need...
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Oh...
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I could spend the vast majority of my
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evening,
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the only time I like to turn lights
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on is if I'm cooking so I can
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see what I'm doing.
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Other than that, darkness, bring it.
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Give me all the dark.
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If you actually like a dark,
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I like a movie theater atmosphere, right?
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No, not my wife.
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Let's turn on the landing lights at JFK.
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oh every light in the house is on
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uh there are two types of people in
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the world those that like lights and those
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who like natural light and they somehow
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always marry each other i love like on
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a saturday afternoon if we're home like
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that not doing anything we'll open up all
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the blinds we got the same thing we
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got a whole wall in the living room
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that's just basically just windows
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um and another one same wall just on
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a different level i guess you could say
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is where the dining area is same thing
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it's just florida ceiling windows and if
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it's sunny like i don't need electricity
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bro like turn that off we'll open this
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and just and we'll watch the ducks run
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around and do stuff and not a big
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deal i do not hit need i don't
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i don't know
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joseph says unscrew the light bulbs just
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enough to where they don't go on and
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then you know what happens joseph then
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it's uh dear you need to go change
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the light bulb in that then i just
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get a honeydew list i gotta i gotta
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i got a list of light bulbs i
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need to change at the house right now
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this one's out that one's out this one's
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out that one's out good good i hope
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they're all out
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We have a light over our landing coming
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down from the upstairs and it's way up
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there.
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Like it's a ladder job.
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And the light that they, it really,
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I wish we could replace it.
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It it's stupid,
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but I can't fit my hand inside.
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Oh, the lights.
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My hand is too big.
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Cause the, the gap is yeah.
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My wife is deathly afraid of heights.
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Sorry.
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So I literally have to like get someone
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to come over and change it because I
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cannot get my hand in to do it.
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Can I borrow your hand for a couple
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of minutes?
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I just need to,
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I'm going to get this.
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Yeah.
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It's got those stupid fake candle things
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with the fake candle lights.
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No, no, no, no thanks.
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Uh, Joseph, go fix Meg's light bulbs.
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i like wayne's response yeah program alexa
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to say is that really necessary every time
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she turns on the light and do it
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like hal nine thousand is that really
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necessary julie yeah uh is that why my
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lights don't work possibly
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I need to have someone come over to
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do it because I can't get my hand
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in there.
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Clip it.
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There we go.
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You know,
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I accidentally say stupid things that
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should be clipped all the time.
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And I don't know,
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maybe that's why I do this show.
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It's a perk.
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It's a perk.
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What did it say?
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It's a feature, not a bug.
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Yeah.
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watched a lot of dave interviews really i
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haven't watched the first one he is he
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i bet you he's done twenty in the
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last five days it is i see a
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lot i get notifications every time one
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gets published so i mean they've been
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coming up like crazy i've and so what
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i do is like as i'm doing a
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job i just i put them on and
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let them like run one after another
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Well,
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this morning I watched the follow one.
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I pride myself on knowing kind of the
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backgrounds of different athletes.
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Didn't know she was a teen athlete.
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I had no idea about that either.
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Didn't know she was a team athlete.
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Also did not know that.
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And it just was really like I was
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caught off guard that I didn't.
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I didn't know.
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No, I, I mean,
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she's been on healer did like a whole
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weekend thing with her.
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She's been a couple of places and I
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that's news to me.
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I, uh,
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I was at syndicate when she blew up.
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Like I w I saw that story take
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place.
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We've been talking a lot about stories and
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that is a crazy story.
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The fact that she's made the games now
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and came so close,
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blows up on the final event,
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misses for a year,
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and then comes back and gets in.
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Plus everything she's went through this
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year.
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If you haven't seen any of the stuff
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that's happened with either the Hiller
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video or she had mono this year.
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She was banned from doing CrossFit by her
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doctor.
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uh to help her recover that that whole
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that whole series of uh events i guess
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was i was chuckling the entire time
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because like every time doctor told her
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not to do something she was like really
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though like do i really need to not
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do it because she ended up doing the
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way and you know more or less what
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she wants to do anyway
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Alito says, not a mention of Pat Vellner.
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And Grace's does answer down below.
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But on his week in review,
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he said that he has reached out to
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Pat twice via email.
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Pat has not responded.
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He has reached out to Danielle Brandon
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several times via text.
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And has now reached out to her agent
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to try to get her on.
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And Roman has declined.
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I wonder what that's about.
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He says he ain't got time for that.
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I mean, Roman seems like a nice guy.
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You know what I mean?
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I,
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my first thought honestly was the language
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barriers.
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Maybe he just isn't comfortable.
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Um, but I don't, I mean,
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I don't know.
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I don't know Roman enough to know.
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just don't see where he's too busy to
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have a thirty minute conversation with
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dave well and that's what dave said on
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his week in review like he's like i'm
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here trying to like create storylines and
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all this kind of stuff um those things
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and get views and he seemed hurt by
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the fact that he said no like i'm
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like dave hurt not like you and i
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get hurt right um
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But, like, Dave seemed, like,
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put off that he said no.
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I mean,
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he's been here for quite some time.
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Roman has.
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He's been to the games several times.
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Like,
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I can understand from Dave's point of
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view, like,
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I don't understand why you don't want to
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just talk to me.
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Daniel Brandon is a whole different story.
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And he was asked in –
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One of the comments,
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how he felt about Pat Vellner being a
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part of the PFAA that wanted him fired.
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And would he bring that up if Pat
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came on the show?
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And Dave actually answered that no,
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he wouldn't bring it up.
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It doesn't mean anything to him.
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He said,
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a lot of people have said a lot
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of things about me.
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And if I held grudges,
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I'd be a miserable human being.
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And he wouldn't talk to hardly any of
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them.
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Let's be honest.
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If you are a regular CrossFitter who has
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done the Open any time since it's been
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a thing,
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you have cussed out Dave Castro at least
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once.
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I can promise you.
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I thought it was good insight.
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He goes,
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I don't need to bring it up again.
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He's moved on.
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It happened.
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It's a thing.
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In the same breath,
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Roman's really pissing me off for not
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doing this interview.
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Yeah.
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Well, he's probably, he's figuring like,
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you know, most everybody else is doing it.
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Pat's ghosted him, no response, whatever.
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Danielle Brandon's Danielle Brandon.
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And Roman doesn't seem like that type of
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guy.
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So that's probably why he's like,
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I don't understand why it's happening.
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well and it's also he probably is like
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listen i've i've let a lot of bygones
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be bygones and doing these interviews i've
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interviewed fee i'm trying to interview
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velner i'm trying to be fair about it
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all and if someone's still holding a
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grudge against me that's pretty stupid
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yeah it's a while um
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Ortega says,
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so we're really surprised he said no and
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DB said no.
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DB did not say no.
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DB didn't say anything.
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She didn't say anything.
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She did respond once and then didn't
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respond again.
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Yeah.
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But it was not a no.
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No.
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Left him on read since then.
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Uh,
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Dave sounded more annoyed that he had to,
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has to talk to DB's agent,
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which is pretty standard.
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Well,
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especially if Danielle reached out to him
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to ask about workouts.
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That's exactly what I was fixing to say.
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Like you want to text me and ask
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me about workouts and whatever,
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and trying to get me to give up
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information.
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But when I ask you if you want
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to come on and just do this athlete
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interview with me for thirty minutes and
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you let me know and you just ghost
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me, that could be a problem.
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I can understand that would be like,
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that's a whole different type of
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relationship at that point.
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Judy Reed,
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could Roman have declined because of
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interview time, et cetera?
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Something totally innocent.
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Listen,
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Dave has been accommodating to just about
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everybody.
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The proven camp,
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he did all on their rest day.
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Yep.
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He has moved around to accommodate the
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athletes as much as he possibly can.
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I think Roman just doesn't want to do
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the interview.
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Yeah.
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Which is his prerogative.
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But in all fairness, he didn't ghost him.
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And he said no.
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I'm going to tell you something.
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In my line of actual work,
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my work stuff,
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I would much rather you tell me to
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get bent than just disappear.
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Tell me you don't like me.
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Tell me you don't like what I'm trying
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to sell you.
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Tell me we don't like what I'm doing.
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Cool.
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I can deal with that.
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Not a problem.
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But don't just vanish.
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Because then I'm going to keep bugging
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you.
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I'm going to keep poking you until you
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say something one way or the other.
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At least Roman said, no, I'm good.
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I don't want to do that.
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Yeah, because I will tell you,
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I've had DB on the show a couple
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times.
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She is not an easy person to schedule,
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to get pinned down on when to do
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an interview.
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We've done a couple great interviews with
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her.
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I've enjoyed every bit of them,
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but the process getting to that point was
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painful.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Yeah.
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And at the end of the day,
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I guess it is Roman's prerogative to say
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no.
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Yeah.
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I mean, any,
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any one of them could have,
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it's well within your, he's an adult,
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right?
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He's a grownup and Hey man, I don't,
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I don't want to do that.
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I mean,
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I guess he could have went beast boat
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and went and got on and just said,
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I'm just here to avoid the fine.
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I'm just here.
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So I don't get fine.
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I'm just here.
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So I don't get fine.
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My God,
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that's one of my favorite interviews ever.
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Ortega, bro.
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One of her sponsors sent me to do
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media for,
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and we could not ever schedule a time
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and sponsor just said, forget it.
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I, I cannot dispute any of that.
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I've had very similar.
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And I went,
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I had to go through her agent on
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part of it too.
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And still I,
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Some people are just busy, man.
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They got busy lives.
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Just busy.
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She's out there doing stuff,
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moving and shaking.
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Again,
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she was entertaining the troops this
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weekend.
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Perhaps I should make the games interviews
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part of the games contract.
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He has all of them but three.
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Do we need to add language to a
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contract because three out of sixty don't
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want to do it?
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No, we don't.
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And we don't even know if three don't
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want to do it.
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We know one doesn't want to do it.
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We know one doesn't want to do it.
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Two are being difficult.
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Yeah, have not responded.
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Did you hear the part where one of
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Dave's old SEAL buddies said, hey,
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why didn't you invite Ben Smith to the
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opening ceremonies?
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And Dave's like, we did.
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And he reached out to Ben and said,
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uh...
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Why don't you read your email?
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Hey, man.
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You might want to check that.
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And then he confirmed that Ben is coming
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to the opening ceremonies.
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Turns out Ben is really bad at reading
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emails.
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He has checked it and is in fact
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coming.
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Yeah.
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I can believe that.
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And I know most of those people probably
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follow Ben.
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dave so like the dm thing probably isn't
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that difficult when i was doing interviews
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until you could get a follow back from
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an athlete tracking them down through dm
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was painful
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they probably get a million of them a
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day just random stuff people were like
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because it all goes i always see your
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messenger if somebody's like responding to
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your story or something like that so like
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you get up you probably got eight hundred
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notifications it's hard to nobody's
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sifting through all that and go oh let
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me see if someone is following me
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someone's trying to message me like that's
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got to be tricky to do
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When I even, like over the years,
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got phone numbers, got email addresses,
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and still like had a difficult time
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getting some of these younger athletes to
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respond.
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Oh, I bet.
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And like six weeks later, oh,
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I was just going through my texts and
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saw you texted me back in January.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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Appreciate it.
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I'm glad you followed up.
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Yeah.
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So glad you followed up.
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I'm glad you got there with me.
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What about Guy?
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Did he do an interview?
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I don't think it's done yet.
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But he did mention, like,
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Medeiros is still coming.
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uh i must it sounded like he still
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has some like scheduled and are happening
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in the next few days the only people
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he did not have an answer for were
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velner brandon roman so um so yeah
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The other thing I learned in the follow
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interview was,
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of the thirty female athletes,
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ten did the teen games.
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Oh, see, where did I see that?
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Was that on his...
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It must be in a clip somewhere that
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I saw that he was saying that,
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just talking about how many of them,
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the females,
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were teen athletes before and how him and
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Boz are having a conversation when they
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instituted the teens that, man,
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it'd be awesome if one day people go
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from the teen games to the actual games.
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And it looks like it's happening,
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or being a lot more prevalent anyway,
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on the females,
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on the lady side of the board than
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it is the guys.
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I heard in one of his interviews,
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he talked about the men's side too,
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and it's high this year.
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This year it is, yeah.
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Yeah.
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But I can't remember the exact number,
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so I didn't want to quote it.
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I mean, you got Dallin, you got...
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James Tudor.
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James Tudor.
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I don't think Justin was a teen.
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He was not.
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No.
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So he just wasn't a teen games athlete.
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So I can't remember,
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but I know it was close to what
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the women's were.
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And it's like the first time the men's
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had caught up to that.
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Yeah.
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It always seems easier for the women to
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Trent, you know,
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or it's more translatable as far as I
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was concerned, you know,
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Haley went straight from one to the other
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tie.
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Mr. Jenkins.
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Yeah.
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So, yeah,
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it's starting to climb up there too.
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Which is cool to see.
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The last thing I want to say about
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Dave,
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he talked about the flip turns and the
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dives.
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Here we go.
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I'm not going to go into it again.
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Yeah, good.
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He did mention some safety reasons,
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which I said if he said that,
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I was okay with it.
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Sure.
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Not sure I completely under... Whatever.
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It is what it is.
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But what he did say at the end
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of it is,
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what I love about this is that it's
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creating a reaction.
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And people are talking about it and
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complaining about it.
23:13
And I was like, that's the old Dave.
23:17
And didn't he also say like,
23:19
and they haven't figured out what I
23:21
actually mean by that yet.
23:24
Yeah.
23:24
But I mean, all that part.
23:26
Sure.
23:26
He's trying to explain why.
23:29
And it comes down to some safety stuff
23:31
and maybe like what he's used to as
23:33
a seal and blah, blah, blah.
23:38
Again, he said safety.
23:39
And I said, I would,
23:40
I would lay off if it was a
23:42
safety issue.
23:44
It's a dive I completely understand.
23:47
Is the pool shallow enough?
23:48
Sure.
23:50
That makes sense.
23:51
Well, he's saying slip on the deck.
23:55
If you're doing something else outside,
23:57
he said hypothetically,
23:58
if you're doing something outside on the
24:00
deck and then have to go from whatever
24:03
that is into the pool,
24:05
running and diving in on a wet deck
24:09
is not safe.
24:12
I've slipped and fallen on a deck.
24:14
Had a concussion.
24:16
Whole bit.
24:17
It happens.
24:19
But then he went to the flip turn
24:21
and shallow water blackout.
24:26
Sounds like a band.
24:32
Sounds like a Southern rock band.
24:35
I had less understanding for that.
24:39
One, they're...
24:41
only need like two lifeguards for a
24:43
handful of lanes or ten lanes right if
24:47
someone doesn't come up on a flip turn
24:49
you can get in there within fifteen
24:51
seconds and pull them out um but again
24:58
i said if he said for safety reasons
25:00
i would lay off and so i'm laying
25:03
off hold on for a second because i'm
25:09
so confused
25:10
That sounds like a terrible light beer.
25:15
Shallow water blackout.
25:17
Good old shallow water blackout.
25:18
Coming to a saloon near you.
25:19
Here we go.
25:20
What we're looking at is it's when a
25:27
swimmer faints caused by lack of oxygen to
25:29
the brain triggered by holding your breath
25:33
repeatedly for too long without immediate
25:35
rescue, swimmer quickly drowns.
25:36
Hmm.
25:43
It would have to be a really slow
25:45
flip turn.
25:46
I mean, like, super slow.
25:50
Slower than mine, which is pretty slow,
25:53
FYI, because I just figured it out.
25:55
But I will say, in fairness,
25:57
we are only two years removed from a
26:00
swimming death at the games.
26:03
I get that part of it.
26:04
If you're going to be overly cautious,
26:07
okay.
26:10
I get that part of it.
26:15
But it is what it is.
26:18
Yeah, it is.
26:22
We are not changing Dave's mind between
26:24
now and July.
26:26
We wouldn't, if it was July,
26:29
twenty second, twenty, twenty seven,
26:30
we're not going to change Dave's mind.
26:32
Dave's going to do what Dave's going to
26:33
do.
26:34
And if he decides he's going to change
26:36
his mind, then yeah, sure.
26:37
And they'll change it up to,
26:38
like you said, what we said before,
26:40
up to the very last second, like three,
26:42
two, one.
26:42
Oh, hold on for a second.
26:45
You guys can dive in.
26:47
Go.
26:49
Other than that, no.
26:53
Judy said,
26:54
I wonder if they're swimming with
26:55
something strapped to them.
26:57
Whoa.
26:59
Strapped to their back.
27:02
Got it.
27:04
I think that there's no way in hell.
27:08
No.
27:08
There's no way they are adding difficulty
27:11
to the swim after taking out diving and
27:14
flip turns.
27:15
Yeah.
27:15
We're going to take out diving and flip
27:17
turns and we're going to make you all
27:18
swim with a thirty pound rook.
27:22
Because safety.
27:24
Enjoy yourselves.
27:29
I'm hoping they have to get out of
27:31
the pool on both ends to do something.
27:32
They won't have the opportunity to have to
27:35
do flip turns.
27:37
That could be it too.
27:42
It could be that there won't be a
27:43
need for a flip turn because you are.
27:45
People will stop bitching about it if
27:46
that's the case, right?
27:49
If you got to do a dumbbell snatch
27:50
on this side and a bar muscle up
27:51
on the other side and you got to
27:53
swim to make your transitions,
27:55
then people will quit.
27:56
At least we'll quit bitching about it.
27:59
they're still going to complain about a no
28:00
dive in.
28:01
But because that's going to be weird,
28:03
dude, like he's gonna hop in the pool.
28:06
Just Yeah, cannonball.
28:09
Like, what's like?
28:13
And Lito is right.
28:14
I think the original reasoning that
28:15
annoyed people was to remove competitive
28:17
advantage.
28:19
Yeah.
28:20
Which that's,
28:21
that's another horse that we have beaten.
28:23
If you just mentioned safety.
28:24
Yes, it's silly,
28:25
but more would understand.
28:27
Yes.
28:34
Joey, you got to understand,
28:36
Dave's going to post stuff just to mess
28:38
with you.
28:39
Have you ever seen his open clues?
28:43
Come on.
28:44
Yeah.
28:46
I thought everybody would get that one.
28:48
No, you did not.
28:49
And if you did, nobody's ever gotten one.
28:52
Nobody's ever looked at one of Dave's
28:53
clues and be like, oh, yeah,
28:55
makes perfect sense.
28:56
Hasn't happened.
28:59
So if an athlete accidentally dives in,
29:01
it's a no rep,
29:01
and they have to get out and jump
29:02
back in?
29:04
It could be that.
29:05
That's an excellent question.
29:07
It could be an arbitrary penalty of time.
29:09
Yeah, which is probably a lot more likely.
29:12
Although that would be funny.
29:14
Get out!
29:14
Yeah.
29:17
Is the chance of them hearing you no
29:19
rep them?
29:20
No.
29:21
I'm going to tell you right now,
29:23
this past year, swimming at Legends,
29:24
my wife and everybody yelling at me the
29:26
entire time I was in the water,
29:27
apparently,
29:28
and I know that because I saw the
29:29
video afterwards,
29:31
because you can't hear nothing once you're
29:33
in the water.
29:33
All you hear is splash, splash,
29:34
splash when people are swimming around
29:36
you.
29:36
You hear water rushing by your ears.
29:39
That's it.
29:39
When I was swimming all the time, right,
29:41
as a swimmer, you can hear some things,
29:45
but it's very muffled.
29:46
You're not getting exact words or...
29:50
like you're aware of the fact that people
29:52
are making noise that's about that's about
29:54
that's for me anyway that's about as far
29:56
as i got um uh my vote is
30:05
on that one you'd have to get out
30:06
and go back in or repeat the lap
30:09
if you can't hear it till the other
30:10
end well go around do it again so
30:14
let me ask you this if if they
30:16
can't dive in is everybody going to just
30:19
start in a pool
30:22
It sounded like feet first jump by what
30:24
Dave was saying.
30:26
But I don't know.
30:27
That is so silly.
30:29
Andrew Sten wants judges in scuba gear
30:31
under the water going...
30:34
absolutely is your how's your scuba uh
30:37
certification stand is it pretty good like
30:39
it's up to date and you got gear
30:43
the feet first jump yes i'm with tristan
30:45
the feet first jump in is absolutely
30:47
bananas and you know that as a swimmer
30:50
like you're just gonna jump in feet first
30:51
and then what just lean over and start
30:55
swimming like go all the way down to
30:56
the bottom and then scoot off the bottom
31:00
we can't flip turn you didn't say we
31:02
jumping in feet first all the way down
31:04
hit the bottom shoot yourself as far as
31:07
you can go that's what i would do
31:11
if i had to do that if the
31:13
pool was the right size it's not a
31:15
you know ten twelve feet deep whatever
31:18
shoot down to the bottom
31:21
Bend your knees.
31:22
Get your feet loaded up.
31:25
Shoot yourself off in any direction.
31:27
Dolphin kick as far as you can until
31:29
you break the water.
31:30
I mean,
31:31
that's what I'm doing if I got to
31:32
jump in feet first.
31:38
So I want to talk about one more
31:39
thing before we end the lunch show today.
31:41
Yes, sir.
31:42
And that is on the Mayhem Athlete
31:44
podcast...
31:50
And now his name escapes me.
31:52
I know you're talking about,
31:54
I can't think of his name either.
31:56
Brennan Brennan.
31:57
Yes.
31:58
Brennan Brennan talked about that.
32:01
The games needed to be known and knowable
32:04
that if we want to see the athletes
32:07
at their best,
32:09
that we needed to see them, um,
32:15
know what the workouts are,
32:16
be able to work on those workouts,
32:19
and then perform them at the highest
32:21
ability at the games.
32:25
The examples he used is that Tom Brady
32:28
knows what he's up against.
32:31
Steph Curry knows what he's up against.
32:32
LeBron James knows what,
32:33
Tiger Woods knows what he's up against.
32:36
And that is very faulty reasoning.
32:42
Tom Brady was the best at what he
32:44
did because he adjusted to what was coming
32:48
at him faster than everybody else.
32:51
You know what Tom Brady knew was going
32:53
on?
32:53
A football game.
32:56
He didn't know what defense they were
32:57
running.
32:58
He didn't know what blitz package might be
33:00
coming.
33:01
He didn't know what coverage they were in
33:03
going into the play.
33:05
Now,
33:05
when he got to the line of scrimmage,
33:06
he had to decipher all of that.
33:10
And depending on what he sees,
33:12
everything changes.
33:17
Steph Curry doesn't know how they're going
33:18
to defend him when he dribbles up the
33:21
court.
33:21
The basketball one is a worse example than
33:24
the football one.
33:24
At least the football one,
33:25
there's eleven guys on the field.
33:26
You're going to have either three down
33:28
linemen or four down linemen.
33:29
They're going to line up,
33:30
basically matching up what you have.
33:32
Basketball?
33:34
The amount of different defensive looks
33:35
you can get and still have me disguise
33:38
and whatnot because it's fluid.
33:40
It's moving the entire time.
33:41
There's no lining up every single time.
33:43
That's an even worse descriptor.
33:46
It's like saying that when Messi gets on
33:48
the field to play soccer that he knows
33:51
exactly what he's facing every time.
33:53
No, he doesn't.
33:53
You might know that they're going to play
33:55
a low block defense so they're just going
33:57
to be compact and just be in front
33:58
to goal.
33:59
But other than that, no.
34:01
What you have to be
34:03
is prepared for the unknown and the
34:08
unknowable and adjust to that as much as
34:10
you possibly can.
34:11
It's almost like somebody has said that
34:14
before.
34:14
I'm trying to remember who it was.
34:16
Give me a minute.
34:17
I'll think about it.
34:18
So in addition to that,
34:20
he mentioned golfers,
34:22
Scotty Scheffler and Tiger Woods.
34:25
Even in golf,
34:26
they changed the hole position.
34:28
They changed the tee box area.
34:32
You don't know the gust of wind that
34:33
might come along.
34:37
Anything like that.
34:40
Any of it, all of it,
34:43
any of it, all of it.
34:44
And I like Mark saying better bands or,
34:46
or individual sports,
34:47
like team sports are absolutely the worst,
34:49
worst examples.
34:53
You know what's known and knowable?
34:55
Track and field.
34:57
You're going to run from a hundred meters
34:59
from here to there in a straight line.
35:03
But you still have wind aided.
35:05
You still have conditions that come up.
35:08
And I'm not saying it's as drastic as,
35:11
hey,
35:11
we're going to do unbroken single unders.
35:14
Well, personally,
35:15
if you can't do an unbroken single under,
35:17
that's on you.
35:19
one of my favorite videos i've ever seen
35:22
is when henshaw made them do that at
35:25
um some mayhem camp and they got our
35:27
own video he was like we're gonna do
35:29
single owners today and everybody went
35:31
what because none of them had done single
35:33
unders and golly knows how long and the
35:36
majority of them struggled and it was
35:41
hilarious to watch to watch rich froning
35:45
try to do single unders and your body's
35:47
so used to prep the entire time that
35:50
now it's like oh you want me to
35:53
oh i haven't done these in forever yeah
35:55
no uh joey says i want to see
36:00
tia struggle on single unders alex's shoe
36:02
come off on the field jason blacking out
36:04
on a moderate weight snatch
36:06
I agree with all of that.
36:08
Where I do think,
36:09
and I think CJ made a great point
36:11
last night on WODprep,
36:12
is that if it's something completely new,
36:17
like when they first brought out pegboards
36:21
and three people could complete them,
36:24
that was not fun to watch.
36:26
No.
36:27
Right?
36:32
That, I think, needs to be...
36:36
If it's something like that,
36:37
like when they showed up with the snail
36:39
and nobody had seen that before,
36:40
like you hit it and all of a
36:42
sudden you're expecting to be able to
36:43
build up some momentum with it and it
36:45
doesn't move,
36:46
you can figure that out on the fly.
36:48
But every athlete was able to move it.
36:50
That's what I'm getting at.
36:51
Now,
36:51
whether they could move it at efficiency
36:54
and at the speed,
36:56
I'm okay with all that.
36:58
The first time they did freestanding
36:59
handstand push-ups –
37:01
Nobody in the crowd knew.
37:02
Nobody watching on TV knew what the
37:04
standard was.
37:05
The athletes didn't even freaking know
37:07
what the standard was.
37:08
And it looked like a mess.
37:11
And it was the final event.
37:13
Like,
37:15
it was a bad look for the final
37:17
event.
37:18
Agreed.
37:21
But I still want some unknown and
37:23
unknowable.
37:23
I just don't.
37:25
Better preparedness on standards.
37:28
The workouts themselves are largely, yes,
37:31
we have a few workouts.
37:32
They're going to give us probably a couple
37:33
more,
37:33
but there's twenty of them this year.
37:35
Even last year, dude,
37:37
how many workouts did they release before
37:40
the athletes got there?
37:41
Not a whole lot.
37:42
And what Lito's saying makes perfect sense
37:45
to me is that if we're going to
37:47
have a new movement,
37:48
give them the movement itself.
37:51
Hey, get ready.
37:52
You guys are going to have to do
37:53
triple unders this year.
37:54
Well,
37:55
and I think maybe it was John Young,
37:56
but the two of them were talking.
37:59
Like,
38:00
when they did the crossover double-unders,
38:01
they put out a video of Boz doing
38:03
crossover double-unders.
38:06
And that was it.
38:07
They didn't explain, like,
38:08
but at least they knew they were kind
38:10
of coming.
38:11
Yeah.
38:13
Right?
38:14
If they would have put out that first
38:15
year of the pegboards,
38:16
just someone doing a pegboard on the
38:18
CrossFit game site...
38:20
You know, people would,
38:22
some people would choose to like work on
38:24
it and some would not just because they
38:26
put it there.
38:26
They didn't announce it as an event or
38:29
right.
38:29
You know what I mean?
38:30
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39:17
Joseph says,
39:18
Katrin didn't know when she won.
39:20
Katrin won because she refused to
39:22
participate.
39:25
Because she figured out she couldn't do
39:27
it, and she said, well,
39:28
I can't do that,
39:29
so I'm not going to.
39:33
Which I understand was well within the
39:35
rules at that point,
39:36
but that is why we now have minimum
39:38
work requirements.
39:39
I hate when people bring this up because
39:41
it raises the hackles on the back of
39:44
my neck.
39:47
Oh, moving right along.
39:49
Sorry, I get easily distracted.
39:50
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39:51
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40:19
can um be prepared to be pissing for
40:24
two to three minutes straight as you don't
40:26
wake up at all night that is a
40:29
fact so that is a fact that is
40:32
a fact plus you will sleep you relax
40:36
so much that when you even if you
40:38
get up to pee it's a long pee
40:40
because like everything is dropped because
40:42
you're so relaxed you're just like you're
40:44
just standing there
40:46
Really still mostly asleep.
40:48
Cause I can,
40:49
the couple of times I've taken it and
40:51
did wake up to pee in the middle
40:53
of the night, my head,
40:54
I was asleep before my head hit the
40:56
pillar, getting back into bed.
40:59
It was like, yeah, done.
41:04
Traint was too tired to make a third
41:06
Z last night,
41:07
and she's paying for it today.
41:08
I hope to God I get to meet
41:10
Winter one day, like in person,
41:12
and just call her Traint.
41:14
Traint!
41:15
Give her a big hug,
41:15
especially if I can yell it out when
41:16
there's a lot of people around to look
41:18
at her and go...
41:19
Let's just hope it's not like to get
41:21
you handcuffed,
41:23
slam you down on the back of the
41:24
car, and then...
41:27
I, uh, I, my, uh,
41:29
my days of doing stuff that would get
41:31
me arrested or have at least not even
41:33
arrested.
41:34
Have me have a conversation with the
41:35
police have been gone.
41:38
Now,
41:38
if I have a conversation with the police,
41:39
it's probably cause I called them for
41:40
something.
41:42
Hey,
41:42
I'm gonna need y'all to get over here.
41:43
There's some shit going on.
41:46
Yeah.
41:49
Speaking of calling, I had a neighbor, uh,
41:54
that we had a storm lightning struck hit
41:57
a tree tree fell she called she called
42:02
she called got a a quote on having
42:06
it removed scheduled the removal hoa
42:10
president reported her and find her for
42:12
not removing the tree it's only been ten
42:16
days
42:22
find her for not removing a tree you
42:26
know there was a big storm like lots
42:27
of trees went down do you ever try
42:29
to schedule a tree service person i have
42:32
not thank god i don't need it but
42:34
after a storm they're busy they're quite
42:38
busy dude after hurricane ida last year or
42:40
not last year good lord i was in
42:43
but after hurricane ida
42:45
the tree service people you could hear
42:48
chainsaws around the parish from daylight
42:51
till dusk from people just because so many
42:53
trees that got knocked down here there and
42:55
yonder they they show up at one spot
42:57
cut it up and there's there's piles of
43:00
brush and limbs and trunks and whatever
43:03
else everywhere it was wild dude hoas are
43:07
very stupid i am a member of one
43:09
and much i hate to admit it i
43:11
do not like it i went to one
43:12
meeting and
43:14
I ain't never been back.
43:17
So here's a peek behind the curtain.
43:21
I've gotten fined by my HOA several times.
43:25
Several times, right?
43:27
I picked black shingles for my roof when
43:30
it got re-roofed.
43:31
You son of a bitch.
43:32
Black is not an approved shingle color.
43:37
How dare you?
43:39
And so I was racking up some fines.
43:44
I put out a bookshelf for bulk pickup
43:46
to come pick up and take away.
43:50
I put it out too early.
43:51
You son of a bitch.
43:53
The night before was too early.
43:56
I got a fine.
43:57
I was refusing to pay the fines.
44:00
I was taking a stand.
44:04
My black shingles are not allowing black
44:07
shingles.
44:07
Not allowing black shingles is one hundred
44:08
percent racist.
44:10
Absolutely.
44:12
And so I was refusing to pay the
44:14
fines.
44:16
On general principle.
44:17
Yeah.
44:19
And then they got serious and they were
44:20
going to take me to court.
44:23
Oh.
44:23
So in Louisiana,
44:25
the way the laws are set up,
44:27
it's set up to protect the homeowner,
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not the HOA.
44:30
So they can...
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I'm going to put a lien on your
44:34
house.
44:34
I'm going to put a lien on your
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house if you refuse to pay whatever
44:38
arbitrary fines they decide to give you.
44:40
But...
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As long as you don't sell your house,
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it doesn't matter.
44:46
You can be there.
44:47
I'm going to die in this house anyway.
44:49
There's a dude in our neighborhood that
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has over twenty thousand dollars worth of
44:53
fines.
44:54
And every time he gets a new one,
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he's just like.
44:58
Because he doesn't care because he's not
45:00
moving like he's like, I'm not going.
45:02
I'm not.
45:02
I was here before this neighborhood was
45:04
here.
45:05
Y'all can all bite me.
45:07
They've sold him into the neighborhood.
45:09
So Julie Switzer got involved, said to me,
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said to me, okay,
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we owe all these fines that are going
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to take us to court.
45:18
Send them five bucks.
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We will send them five dollars a month.
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Religiously,
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we're going to send them five dollars a
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month at the beginning of every month.
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Beautiful.
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And that's what we've been doing.
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And they are not taking us to court
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because they're getting five bucks a
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month.
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Here's your five bucks.
45:43
Oh, wait.
45:44
It's July.
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Here's your five bucks.
45:47
That's fantastic.
45:47
It's August.
45:48
Here's another five dollars.
45:49
Here's another five dollars.
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That is, yeah,
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the Clydesdale payment plan.
45:54
Yep.
45:58
God bless, Julie.
45:59
That's amazing.
45:59
Yep.
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she's like well they can't say we're not
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paying she's not wrong so yeah world cup
46:14
update from omar uh argentina is losing to
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egypt yeah it was one nil earlier i
46:20
saw that i had the score update come
46:21
up that's not that shouldn't be happening
46:25
fyi in case you have no idea about
46:27
soccer egypt should not be beating
46:29
argentina
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like the guy who was told he had
46:33
to build a fence in front of his
46:34
boat so he painted a picture of the
46:36
boat on the fence dude have you seen
46:38
that i haven't it is legit it is
46:42
legit like the boat is still behind the
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fence but now there's a where the fence
46:46
is it's just a picture of the front
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it's amazing
46:50
It's some shit I would do.
46:51
A hundred percent.
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Oh, okay.
46:55
I'll put a fence up.
46:57
Don't even worry about it.
46:58
Got it.
46:58
Not a big deal.
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That is fantastic.
47:03
I don't like mine because the stuff that
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I do want them to enforce,
47:09
the stuff that I do want them to
47:10
address and whatnot, they don't.
47:13
And that's the shitty thing.
47:15
My neighbor, like three houses down,
47:18
had a hayfield in his front yard.
47:21
And you know that it's full of like
47:22
black snakes and whatever else.
47:25
Yeah.
47:26
Rats.
47:27
And that goes on for months.
47:31
I put a bookshelf out for the garbage
47:33
man to pick up and I get a
47:35
fine.
47:36
How dare you?
47:39
How dare you?
47:41
When they first fined me for the black
47:43
shingles,
47:44
I was going to paint all the trim
47:45
on my house black because it was illegal
47:47
too.
47:48
Yeah.
47:50
To match my shingles.
47:52
This is why we're friends because I am
47:53
that level of petty as well.
47:56
And it took Julie Switzer to say.
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Yeah.
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Just don't do that.
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We'll just give him five bucks a month.
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Oh, so I'm catching up.
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Apparently, you know that as a swimmer.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Well,
48:19
I'm going to get back to the shitty
48:21
workday that I am in the middle of.
48:24
Hopefully things improve by the end of the
48:26
day.
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And if it doesn't,
48:29
you only got a couple hours left.
48:30
So it's fine.
48:32
Yeah, I got half my day,
48:33
four more hours to go.
48:36
Man,
48:37
I'll give you all my agent my one
48:41
HOA story when I get an opportunity to
48:44
because it's, it's pretty entertaining.
48:47
I may or may not have crossed out
48:48
a seventy eight year old man.
48:49
It's fine.
48:53
All right, everybody.
48:54
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49:11
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49:12
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49:14
Hope yours is better than mine.
49:16
And we'll see you then.
49:17
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
49:19
room to jazz me up.
49:21
I'm already jazzy.
49:32
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
49:34
saddle.
49:34
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
49:36
saddle.
49:37
Talking to reps,
49:37
real life strength in the battle.
49:41
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
49:43
we cover it all.
49:46
Midday motivation every time we press
49:48
call.
49:50
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
49:52
heat.
49:52
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
49:54
Half hour hustle, yeah,
49:55
we building that brand.
49:57
Grab a plate, shoot it,
49:58
now you're part of the fam.