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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: The Accountant vs Scrotum Man · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right, Hello everybody, Welcome to another episode of the
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  Speaker 1: Off the Air podcast from the Lynch and Taco Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show on one oh one w j R R and
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful Orlando, Florida and Pat Lynch.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Taco Bob.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing over there? I was checking my
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  Speaker 3: on and off the air your notes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But while you're doing that, I want to
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  Speaker 1: clear something up here and bring it uh we here
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  Speaker 1: In the last few weeks, behind the scenes have been
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  Speaker 1: switched over to a new platform where these podcasts are
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  Speaker 1: ultimately posted and they live. I'm not gonna lie. I've
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  Speaker 1: been struggling with this. I think I have the issues
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  Speaker 1: sorted out, so hopefully moving forward, any of you have
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  Speaker 1: had issues finding the last few weeks of podcasts from
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  Speaker 1: here forward, that will be resolved. I hope. Knock on wood.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird because I mean, if if you're having a problem,
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  Speaker 3: you can just get on JA or Facebook page.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: The after the fact you posting on the hosting the
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  Speaker 1: new interface that we're using.
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  Speaker 2: Did they get back with you? Finally they did not.
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  Speaker 1: But I think I have the issue figured out. We'll
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  Speaker 1: find out when I go to try to post this right,
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  Speaker 1: I have to call you it pet right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, I was pulling that up and then I
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  Speaker 3: pull it up and I just closed it.
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  Speaker 1: I do have something to share with you that I
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  Speaker 1: kind of held back on this week because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know how it was going to turn out. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: now know how it turned out, and what was an
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  Speaker 1: incredibly stressful situation was okay after it was all said
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  Speaker 1: and done.
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  Speaker 2: Is what I think you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: What was yesterday, the fifteenth?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what was tax day? Right?
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  Speaker 1: So I prepared and got my tax stuff together and
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  Speaker 1: over to the woman who's done our family taxes for
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  Speaker 1: the last ten years weeks ago, probably two months ago
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  Speaker 1: at this point, and you know, we were getting close
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  Speaker 1: to tax day and I hadn't heard back from her, which, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's they're busy this timing year, I understand, but.
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  Speaker 3: You'd still get some sort of email or something.
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  Speaker 1: Just you know. I followed up a few weeks before
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  Speaker 1: we got to the fifteenth with hey, did you get
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  Speaker 1: the package all the stuff I sent over to you? Nothing? Nothing,
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  Speaker 1: no response, Okay, all right, she's kind of slowing email.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes another week went by, still nothing, someone like okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to call her. Voicemail full, can't leave
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  Speaker 1: a message, so okay, let's try text.
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  Speaker 2: You went in hand delivered it?
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  Speaker 3: No, So how did you get all your stuff to her?
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  Speaker 1: Scan my documents and send them to her. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I've done the last.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, since you know technology. Yeah right, well, no,
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  Speaker 3: I go and meet with her.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: We called it shred Arata because we shred all the
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  Speaker 3: ship that we don't need.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, go ahead, So you call her?
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  Speaker 1: So no, I called, couldn't leave a message because the
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  Speaker 1: voice box was full. Mailbox was full, So I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll text ghost did on all fronts. It was now
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  Speaker 1: down to Tuesday before tax Day, which was the fourteenth. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: wife and I I said, we we just we're going
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  Speaker 1: to have to bite the bullet and do this ourselves,
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  Speaker 1: which you know it's lots of people do the taxes themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, I hadn't done it in years. Went with
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  Speaker 1: Turbo tax, pulled it up and they give you a
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  Speaker 1: whole I've never used turbo tax, but I know it's
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  Speaker 1: one of the ones that a lot of folks choose.
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  Speaker 1: And at a last minute, I didn't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of options, so I sat down. I had all my
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  Speaker 1: stuff there, everything we're going to need, and they have
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  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of different routes.
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  Speaker 2: You can go.
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  Speaker 1: You can, they'll do it entirely for you. If you
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  Speaker 1: want even last second, they can. You can physically go
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  Speaker 1: and meet with someone. If you want even last second,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it yourself, or you can do a
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  Speaker 1: what they call the live assist file A right, so
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  Speaker 1: I said, let's do this live assist thing here, you
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  Speaker 1: co case we get h snagged up on anything here,
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  Speaker 1: which I anticipated we were gonna and we did, of course.
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  Speaker 1: So we sat down and it'd ask you a few
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  Speaker 1: questions about yourself and based on what you tell them,
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  Speaker 1: they go, okay, here's the type of return you're going
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  Speaker 1: to file. Make sure you have bump bump bump them
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna be asked to do and put this information.
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  Speaker 1: So we went through it and total time about two hours.
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  Speaker 1: We got it done, really and the part where we
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  Speaker 1: got stuck, and thank goodness, we took the live assist route.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you call up.
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  Speaker 1: They say, we're going to call you right back. What
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  Speaker 1: we just want to verify your number, which we did.
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  Speaker 1: Sat there less than sixty seconds, phone rings with a
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  Speaker 1: certified tax person who knew the answers to the question,
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  Speaker 1: and you didn't have to pay the day before taxes
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  Speaker 1: were due, color me impressed.
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  Speaker 2: And you didn't have to pay them.
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  Speaker 1: I paid for the live live assist. Okay, it was
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  Speaker 1: seventy nine dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It was wondering if that live assist was just, hey,
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  Speaker 3: we're good people. We'll just assist you with your taxes
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  Speaker 3: because you're using our whatever.
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  Speaker 1: There's no free lunches.
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  Speaker 3: You know when you read off the different angles of
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  Speaker 3: which way to go, immediately you.
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  Speaker 2: Know where I was.
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  Speaker 3: Have them do it for you. Yes, I understand, you're done,
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  Speaker 3: so I can do numbers. I just hate paperwork.
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  Speaker 1: Once, once it was all said and done, the wife
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  Speaker 1: and I looked at each other and we're like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we probably should have just been doing us ourselves for
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  Speaker 1: the last few years because the way that yes, here's
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  Speaker 1: why I can't speak for you or and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: interested in snooping and knowing what your finances are. But
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  Speaker 1: for our personal situation right now, it's best to do
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  Speaker 1: it ourselves because with the way the deductions are, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's we did not have to itemize anything, so exactly
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  Speaker 1: less than two hours all done, and we ended up
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  Speaker 1: paying about two hundred dollars less than we would have
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  Speaker 1: if we weren't ghosted by the woman who had been
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  Speaker 1: doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so did you ever find out what happened?
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  Speaker 1: She could be dead for all that. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: never never responded to any of the communications. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy at least like my accounts. My best one
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  Speaker 3: of my great friends from childhood. Wow, and you know
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  Speaker 3: what a little fun fact without getting into why we
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  Speaker 3: were fired.
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  Speaker 1: But we're not allowed to get into why we were fired.
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  Speaker 2: That's why.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I said, without getting into it, So don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: Well you'll know the whole story. But we were just
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  Speaker 3: we signed to NDL or non disclosure NDAs. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: so the long and the shore. I've gone to my accountant,
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  Speaker 3: Liz for decades, and she all of a sudden has
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  Speaker 3: worked for you know this this one downtown. She said,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I think I'm gonna go out on
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  Speaker 3: my own. Can I bend your ear for a little
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  Speaker 3: bit because you and Pat somehow climbed out of a
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  Speaker 3: shithole back to the you know, back to the good
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  Speaker 3: good She goes, I just want to check on somebody.
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  Speaker 3: She said, here's my plan. I had this, I have this.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I'm probably She goes, I'm going to do
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  Speaker 3: it anyway. I just want to see what you think.
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  Speaker 3: I go, no, brainer, do it yourself. With the amount
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  Speaker 3: of you know, clients she already has, she can't steal
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  Speaker 3: them from them because legalities and you know whatever, but
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  Speaker 3: you know, no, I'm competing whatever. But then the amount
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  Speaker 3: of friends she has from living here this long now,
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  Speaker 3: she started it as just her and an assistant, and
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  Speaker 3: now you walk into her office and it's an entire
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  Speaker 3: office and this is just like a friend of mine
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  Speaker 3: growing up. Good for her, Yeah, crazy that story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I love seeing that for somebody.
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  Speaker 1: So the takeaway was, I think, moving forward, just going
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  Speaker 1: to do it myself now like a lot of Americans do.
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  Speaker 1: And I probably should have been doing because I left
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money on the table paying someone else.
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  Speaker 1: But it really was pretty damn easy. Once it was all,
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  Speaker 1: what do you normally pay an accountant?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just wondering.
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  Speaker 1: It depends.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, cool, I know with mine, I'm sure I could
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  Speaker 3: probably do it.
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  Speaker 2: But it gets tough because.
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  Speaker 3: The girls you know, the daughters or college age and
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  Speaker 3: loans and this that, so that No, I couldn't do
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  Speaker 3: it myself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm lying to myself. But I could do anything, but
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  Speaker 2: I choose not to. So what was I thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Uh no, but with the return part or whatever it's like,
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  Speaker 3: or getting money back or not getting money back, but
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  Speaker 3: writing stuff off. Since they changed that law, my accounts immediately, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: you're not in the situation where you just spent fifty
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars on a boat or so.
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  Speaker 2: It's made easier.
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  Speaker 1: Basically for the bulk of Americans if you're a married couple,
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  Speaker 1: which is what we fell into. I think the figure was,
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  Speaker 1: there's a thirty one thousand dollars and if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have thirty one thousand dollars in itemized deductions, don't bother itemizing.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's just you're you're wasting your time. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: we ended up with a nice refu. That's my main
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  Speaker 1: It's the best part ever. Hell yeah, there you go that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got my refund.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Did I do a good job of concealing my stress
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  Speaker 1: over that situation? Yeah? I didn't say a word about it.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to see how it was going to go.
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  Speaker 1: So it was handle.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, at the end of the day, at least
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  Speaker 3: we all know that you don't have to do it
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  Speaker 3: when you can just fall back on one of those
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  Speaker 3: places you know, yeah, it's it's a relief. And if
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  Speaker 3: you if you say, well, I don't have the money
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  Speaker 3: for it, well, not doing your taxes.
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  Speaker 2: I got dude, one of my buddies.
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  Speaker 3: I won't call him out, even though I did last
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  Speaker 3: week for smoking pod, but one of my buddies, his
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  Speaker 3: company was behind on taxes and now he's still he's
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  Speaker 3: paying for two years ago. Then then next year I'll
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  Speaker 3: pay for last year, which.
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  Speaker 2: Means two years. I go, dude, just.
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  Speaker 3: Stroke the check. He's a trust fund, he's a trustful
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  Speaker 3: on baby, he's got the money in the bank. I'm like, bro,
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  Speaker 3: you have a trust grab right.
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  Speaker 2: Check done.
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  Speaker 1: Is somebody agreeing on the motivators, somebody agreeing that turbo
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  Speaker 1: tax is easy, it's a good route to go. I
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  Speaker 1: was impressed. I really was. It was, and they give
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  Speaker 1: you a lot of different options for whatever your situation
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  Speaker 1: may be or level of you know, level of what
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  Speaker 1: you think you're able to handle or not handle. So
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  Speaker 1: it worked.
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  Speaker 2: Out.
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  Speaker 3: My not liking to do paperwork has rubbed off on
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  Speaker 3: my oldest daughter. My accountant said, tell her to do
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  Speaker 3: turbo tax for hers and save the money. It's simple.
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  Speaker 3: She worked at Chick fil a, right, and then a
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  Speaker 3: bakery ten forty easy. Yeah, while she's in school, and
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  Speaker 3: there goes my daughter. Can we just have her do it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you're gonna lose your you know, one hundred and
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  Speaker 3: fifty refunds and I, yeah, it's it's fine. I got
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  Speaker 3: a full right now of classes and I understood totally,
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: but I rubbed off on her.
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  Speaker 2: There's no doubt about it as soon as she did it.
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  Speaker 3: And then with this latest one, now she's got high
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  Speaker 3: paying internship stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So now she's definitely on your own kid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, she's using my gal. She's like, dad,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just send you the stuff. Can you do it? All? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the good news is it's now April sixteenth, it's
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  Speaker 1: all said and done.
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  Speaker 3: It's over with, And don't freak out if you didn't
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  Speaker 3: get it in a time filing extension, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Then chances are they're not going to lock you up.
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  Speaker 2: No, if they do, we'll break you out because you're
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  Speaker 2: right across. I'm kidding. Let's not even go out.
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  Speaker 1: One other thing, we have.
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  Speaker 3: The IRS building right across the street from us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: are they still actually over there because people will come
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  Speaker 3: in and say, excuse me, do you know? He said,
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  Speaker 3: And it's the letters right all right across the street.
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  Speaker 2: Good luck.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing, I just need to vent a little
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  Speaker 1: bit on and this is an ongoing frustration with me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Utility Commission of Florida granted Sunshine Water Services another
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  Speaker 1: twelve point eight percent increase. Uh huh for people who
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  Speaker 1: tell them what your pat what.
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  Speaker 3: Your water bill was.
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  Speaker 2: And I want people to remember.
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  Speaker 1: This is for a house with two adults in it,
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  Speaker 1: Me and the wife. That's it. Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: And the dog. Maybe fill the dog's water ball.
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  Speaker 1: So our last bill we just got it. Uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's lower than usual. This go around one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty two dollars.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred and sixty two dollars. And it's not like
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  Speaker 3: he's taken four hour showers. Don't don't have a leak
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  Speaker 3: the water the yard, there's no very now and then.
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  Speaker 1: There's no leak, none of that. I've shut it's just
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  Speaker 1: the rates are ridiculous, and they keep going to this
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  Speaker 1: utility commission, going we want to update our infrastructure because
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's in the long run, it's in the
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  Speaker 1: best interest of the customers we serve. They've done this
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  Speaker 1: song and dance. I can't tell you how many times
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  Speaker 1: they were given over one hundred percent increase just a
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  Speaker 1: few years ago for the same goddamn reason.
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  Speaker 3: You ready, you need to start a class action lawsuit.
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  Speaker 2: You were the class action king.
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  Speaker 3: He does class actions a good amount and he's made
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  Speaker 3: a good amount of money back on him. But if
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  Speaker 3: you started it, I guarantee if they look deep into this,
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  Speaker 3: this is a legend.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to get any slander charge, but I
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  Speaker 2: bet they could you show me proof.
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  Speaker 3: Of this's infrastructure that you're charging all one hundred and
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  Speaker 3: seventy bucks basically for a water bell for two people.
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  Speaker 3: There's two people in my house. It was thirty four dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Granted we don't have sewer. I know that there's double
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  Speaker 3: charge when you have sewer. You're charge that is a load.
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  Speaker 1: What are my options?
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know it's either pay it or dig
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  Speaker 1: a well.
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  Speaker 2: And you know next door Abray has well.
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  Speaker 1: I know one of ours put one in for this
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  Speaker 1: very reason. Yeah, I don't think I haven't thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: I will.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, because you're going to stay in the house.
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  Speaker 3: But also there is the option that you know you're
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: going to be selling sometime.
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  Speaker 1: So if you if you were, if you're buying into
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  Speaker 1: a neighborhood, don't you don't you usually ask the questions about, well,
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  Speaker 1: who's your water company, who's your electric? You want to
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  Speaker 1: ask those questions I did when we moved in.
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  Speaker 2: You asked me a question. I don't ask that because if.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm asking and I know about that company, oh
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  Speaker 1: hell no, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Not using them right yet.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't ask because I just I lived in
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  Speaker 3: the same area for so long that I know I'm
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: either on winter Park water or Maitland water or in
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: my case, even though I live in Maitland, Castleberry Utilities
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: because how the line runs it's weird shit. But but
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  Speaker 3: I I always know when you had the phone, I
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  Speaker 3: knew who the provider was and power It's power company, Duke.
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  Speaker 1: Just marvel, how you just? I think I think like
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  Speaker 1: a shrimp.
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  Speaker 2: What is it with a shrimp in my mouth? Right here?
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  Speaker 3: This rock and roll all these firings were going on
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  Speaker 3: yesterday around here, and sorry to everybody who got cut
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  Speaker 3: and who knows if they're done, But all that aside, I.
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  Speaker 1: Just yeah, we got some of you have been asking
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  Speaker 1: questions about that because we're not. No, you all don't
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  Speaker 1: operate with your heads in the sand. And information is
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  Speaker 1: more available than ever these days. Yeah, and it just
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  Speaker 1: it sucks that we are in a business that continues
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: to contract. And not that there aren't other businesses that
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: continue to contract. That's just the lay of the land
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  Speaker 1: these days. But we've been through this so many times
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: and we just keep saying how much more fat is
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: there to cut?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: And you hate sea and not only the extra I'm
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: not even going to that, but you hate seeing co
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: workers who've known for a very long time and you
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  Speaker 3: know their background.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's part of this business, but knock on wood.
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  Speaker 3: So yesterday, when I knew all that was going on,
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, you know, if the phone rings,
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing I can do. And it sounds lazy, like
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing I can do, Like with those war and
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  Speaker 3: everything I did what I can do. I voted, there
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  Speaker 3: is nothing that I can do with if I get
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: the phone.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Call or they call me into office.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I just have groundwork to you know, sell the house,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: live off the the what you McCall leading up to,
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: because we're gonna we're thinking of selling the house anyway.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: So just to dude, we have a five to three
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: with tool of us and my wife said, well, what.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: About when the kids come home?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: We don't want to be lying on sleep, you know,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: walking on top of each other.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I think come a flop house.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think she's too used to me having the
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: dorm room on one side and her having the master,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: and because that's going on a year now, so I
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: think she's like, if we move into a small you know,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: a rent a three two or two two, let's say
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: a two bedroom, two back two two, we're gonna be
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: right on top of it, won't There's one bed room
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: for you, one for me. I'll try to snore through
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: the walls and then uh, kids come home. You know
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: what happened if I came home from like somewhere, knock
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: on one again and don't have to but sleep on
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: the couch, going old school. I'll get him a futon,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: the one from our office that has the plastic thing
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: in the back.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Remember, that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had this futon. It was the best that.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Had PBC pipe frame. And there's one that went right
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: down the middle where your backrest is, yes, and he's
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: just like being strapped onto a torture rack or something.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: And there was one on the bottom and one on
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: the top. So when you folded it out into a
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: futon where.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: You slept, you'd be like god, God.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: So what we do is when we were you know,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: somebody would come in to meet, we'd got well, i'd
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: purposely dude, I don't know if you ever caught I goo. Yeah,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: you could just sit right there and here's what we're thinking,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: and what do you think?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I know their ass is like.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would make for some very short meetings since
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I think what you're getting out.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you're like it was like a rolling pin.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh an all serious note to our fellow well
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: former coworkers. Again, sorry, I'm sure it's a and.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: It sucks we've been fired. Yeah, I mean you really can't.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: It's this business and there's nothing nothing anyone can say when.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Just like all businesses, you said, it's it's you just
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: see that more and more of these days, and when
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: your numbers up, your numbers up, and just spending a
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: lot of time worrying about it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Just it's just an exercise and futility.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Kat and I have said it for years. We can't
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: control what's gonna happen. If they're gonna do it, they're
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: gonna do it. But with that said, I only brought
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: that up because I was remembering that yesterday when I
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: was calling uh some different people like about stuff and
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: thinking about my exit plan and all that, and.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know, it's not an easy thing to talk about,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: but everybody has one in the back of their minds,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: or hopefully you do.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm gonna donate jizz and blood and.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: It only gets your boy for so long Taco.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: My wife will be able to eat. There'd be some
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: genius kids running around.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: What else I might do an only fans.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: The scrot the man, Hey, this is a taco Bob,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: and I could do bat wing tricks with my scrot.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: People would pay for that.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I have a very large skirt of because I had
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: very large balls at one point and then I had
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: a very painful surgery and yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Boy, oh boy, I did not think we would end
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: up at this.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: From taxes to balls, the only thing that's definite is
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: taxes and balls.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: That might be a good hopping off point here for
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: this week anyway. All right, everybody, until next time. Thanks
• 20:07
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• 20:09
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• 20:12
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• 20:14
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• 20:16
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• 20:16
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• 20:19
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• 20:23
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• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Everybody,