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Charlie tore up the couch! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You guys know I told you last week I got
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  Speaker 1: a new couch. How is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's fantastic. It's I got it from living spaces. It
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  Speaker 2: was got it. It was an ad that popped up online.
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  Speaker 2: It was awesome, right, the couch is great.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the Sun's game on Saturday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When I came home, my wife was in bed reading.
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  Speaker 2: It was you know, late game and UFA had just won.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, you know, and she was a bad
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  Speaker 2: and you know, she I walk here, she goes, she
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  Speaker 2: puts her her book on her lap.
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  Speaker 1: She's a picture.
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  Speaker 2: She's in bed, right, it covers up to her and
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  Speaker 2: she goes, I have to tell you something, some really
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  Speaker 2: bad news. And I'm like, oh my god, like what right,
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  Speaker 2: Like the way she said it and freaking Our dog, Charlie,
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  Speaker 2: golden Retriever, tore apart a cushion on our new couch
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  Speaker 2: and I was like what. But the way she set
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  Speaker 2: it up made me. I was like, this is a
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  Speaker 2: big deal, you know. And then she said she went
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  Speaker 2: to chatchept, which I thought was clever because I used
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  Speaker 2: to would have googled something. But she went to Chatchabeyte
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  Speaker 2: and found a woman that that's what she does. She
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  Speaker 2: comes to your house and she grabs the cushion, she
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  Speaker 2: takes it and sews them back together. Coach, No, I've
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  Speaker 2: had a week today. The dog took and it's not
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  Speaker 2: like a pillow, it's the cushion, and he ate the
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  Speaker 2: corner of it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the fluff was coming out.
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  Speaker 2: She walked in the room and she thought that he
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  Speaker 2: had torn up his dogbed and she's like, oh, he
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  Speaker 2: tore up another dog bed. And it's like, I get
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  Speaker 2: so angry at the dog. And then they look at
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  Speaker 2: me with their stupid cute face. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: He's so his.
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  Speaker 2: So while I was at the Sun's game, we gotta
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  Speaker 2: tell you something with my friend Justin, and a couple
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  Speaker 2: of things happened that weren't planned that for us at
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  Speaker 2: the Sun's game.
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  Speaker 1: And at one.
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  Speaker 2: Point him and I are sharing a bowl of ice
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  Speaker 2: cream and I go, this is like a mandate. I said, right,
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  Speaker 2: and we laughed, and then I get a message from Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: you want a mandated very much like. So when I
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  Speaker 2: go to the Sun's game and we're we're sitting to
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  Speaker 2: the game, watching the game, and this was I felt
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  Speaker 2: like I went to this time portal because I met
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  Speaker 2: the game. Lights are on, the Suns are playing, Booker's
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  Speaker 2: doing his thing, the Suns are winning.
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  Speaker 1: It's like bright lights.
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  Speaker 2: And I get a text from a friend who's across
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  Speaker 2: the arena and she says, Hey, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: meet me and hit her friends at the Rah Rah Room.
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  Speaker 2: And the ra Ra Room is a special restaurant they
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  Speaker 2: just added like last year at the arena. And it's
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  Speaker 2: the restaurant Carbone. It's an Italian restaurant. Yeah, come on,
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  Speaker 2: and it's in the back of the arena. It's a membership.
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  Speaker 2: You have to pay fifteen thousand dollars to be a
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  Speaker 2: member there to go there and eat, and they have
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  Speaker 2: security and all this stuff. You can't get back there.
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  Speaker 2: And she goes, I have wristbands for you, and I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So my friend Justin and I go. We get the
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  Speaker 2: wrist bands. You gotta go through all security. We sit down.
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  Speaker 2: She has as a card she's here. She goes you
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  Speaker 2: on the back of the card, you design your own
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  Speaker 2: Sunday and they build it for you and they bring
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  Speaker 2: it to at the table. So I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I sit down. We designed the Sunday with you know,
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  Speaker 2: Reese's pieces and chucolate fudge and caramel and and they
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  Speaker 2: bring out this massive Sunday So him and I sit
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  Speaker 2: down and were eating it.
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  Speaker 1: Five seconds later we're back at the game. It was
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  Speaker 1: like I went through this portal.
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  Speaker 2: Where I was in Italy or I was in Vegas
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  Speaker 2: and restaurant. Then all of a sudden, five seconds later,
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  Speaker 2: I'm back in bright lights at the game, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I was like, this is so weird. I
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  Speaker 2: get something. And then my friend's house was like I
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  Speaker 2: get it. What do you mean you get it?
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  Speaker 1: He goes. People come to the game.
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  Speaker 2: Then at the second and it was at the halftime,
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  Speaker 2: you go in there and you have cocktails because the
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  Speaker 2: bar was slammed in there. If cocktails, you eat your
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  Speaker 2: ice cream. You come back and you catch the fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 2: I go, that's a waste of money, and he goes,
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  Speaker 2: but I get it anyway. Anyway, Then you know, Kyle's like,
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  Speaker 2: You're on a mandate, and I'm like, we are on
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  Speaker 2: a mandate. I mean, I took this Sunday was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I assumed it was incredible. It was incredible, Like I
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  Speaker 2: started my die. I started a new diet today because
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  Speaker 2: of that weekend. I ate a lot of food over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. But then I saw Kyle out. I saw
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  Speaker 2: a friend of mine is at this event, and she
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  Speaker 2: sends to me a picture of Kyle in a fancy
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  Speaker 2: dress and with somebody.
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  Speaker 1: It was blurry who the person was.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't see it, and I thought, oh, I know
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  Speaker 2: every once a while she hosts these events. I go,
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if I'll get more pictures, and then she
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  Speaker 2: sends me a picture of her Kyle and Peyton. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: what is this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to the Phoenix Children's Hospital. It was
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  Speaker 3: like their their beach ball, so it's like their big
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  Speaker 3: fundraising event.
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  Speaker 4: And we were at the.
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  Speaker 3: iHeart table, which was really cool. It was like an
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  Speaker 3: honor to sort of like represent the company there. And
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  Speaker 3: so Peyton and I were kind of in contact on
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  Speaker 3: when we were going to leave, so we kind of
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  Speaker 3: maybe get there at the same time, and we were
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  Speaker 3: texting back and forth, and I'm like, Okay, I'm leaving
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  Speaker 3: my house now. And then I try to leave my
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  Speaker 3: house and I can't. I'm trapped. So we have a
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  Speaker 3: gate that goes into our driveway, and the gate would
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  Speaker 3: not open. Normally, when this happens, which it really doesn't
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  Speaker 3: happen very often, I text my husband, can you come
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  Speaker 3: fix the gate? My husband was at church. He wasn't
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  Speaker 3: answering his phone. I called him sixty times. I texted
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  Speaker 3: h about a hundred times.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trapped able. I know you're at church.
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  Speaker 4: I can't get out at him.
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  Speaker 3: But also I'm like, I just texted Peyton I'm leaving,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm not leaving. And so I'm sitting there and
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  Speaker 3: it's really hot out and I'm in this dress. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm starting to like sweat my butt off trying to
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  Speaker 3: figure out, like how am I.
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  Speaker 4: Going to fix this? I have no clue.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'm like, hold on a second chat GPT,
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  Speaker 3: of course, So I upload a picture of the inside
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  Speaker 3: of the whatever I don't know, the machinery and so,
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  Speaker 3: and Chat's like try this this or this, and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: try this serus. And I'm looking and there are like
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  Speaker 3: so many buttons and screws, and like I feel like
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  Speaker 3: I'm maybe about to decode a bomb, Like if I
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  Speaker 3: pick the wrong it's like it's gonna explode. And so
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  Speaker 3: I press this button and all of a sudden, the
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  Speaker 3: gate starts opening. I felt so accomplished, you guys, Scott,
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  Speaker 3: I'm independant, I know, okay, And so now I'm like
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  Speaker 3: totally sweating, and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna be I
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  Speaker 3: think I'm gonna be on time, but maybe a little
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  Speaker 3: bit late, like fifteen minutes, you know whatever.
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  Speaker 4: So I think I text Pain. I'm like, okay, finally
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  Speaker 4: on the road.
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  Speaker 3: And I get there and on the invitation they had
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  Speaker 3: told us there was like free valet or free self parking,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't feel like it's at
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  Speaker 3: the Arizona Beltmore, which obviously is like, that's just fancy shmancy.
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  Speaker 3: I drive a little Tesla Model three. That's not a
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  Speaker 3: fancy schmancy car. You don't valet that in the Biltmore.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying. So I'm like, I'm gonna self park.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. So I go into this parking garage and
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  Speaker 3: I realize I'm really far away from where the.
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  Speaker 4: Event is, and I'm not I'm like, my shoes are.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of comfortable, but uncomfortable, not to the point where
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  Speaker 3: I feel comfortable walking in and them. So I exit
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  Speaker 3: two minutes after being in the self parking garage eleven dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, it's parking, It's fine, It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: So I drive around and I'm trying to find where
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  Speaker 4: I'm sums to go, and I'm like, forget it, I'm
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  Speaker 4: just gonna Valet go drive my car off. And Peyton
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  Speaker 4: had had called me and she's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, okay, we're just leaving and I was like, wait,
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  Speaker 3: you're just leaving now.
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  Speaker 4: I just got here.
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  Speaker 3: So I walk into this party and kind of like
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  Speaker 3: walking around aimlessly by myself. Nobody from iHeart is there yet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anyone at the party.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like a like a total loser.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, Peyton, are you are you getting get there?
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  Speaker 3: I was hustling anyway, you did get there, and then
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  Speaker 3: we were the only ones on the.
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  Speaker 4: Dance floor for quite some time. But it was like
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  Speaker 4: it was a really good time.
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  Speaker 1: We had like you just buy yourself, you guys, get
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  Speaker 1: on the dance floor.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And we were humbled. Let me tell you,
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  Speaker 5: we were humbled, okay, because and Kyle, we're just dancing.
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  Speaker 5: We got our drink halfing the time of our life
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  Speaker 5: and we're trying to get on the dance floor. They
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  Speaker 5: had like a really awesome like live like.
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  Speaker 4: Band, like cover band, and they were good. They were
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  Speaker 4: really good.
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  Speaker 5: So we're out there dancing and they have the lead
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  Speaker 5: singer and she starts walking down the stairs and trying
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  Speaker 5: to grab people in to dance. Me and Kyle had
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  Speaker 5: been dancing for like five minute straight. She didn't look
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  Speaker 5: at us, not one time.
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  Speaker 4: I was avoiding us.
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  Speaker 5: I think she was not looking at us.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so serious right now.
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  Speaker 5: She grabbed every person on that dance floor but refused
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  Speaker 5: to look at the tube.
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  Speaker 3: But I think it was because like she was trying
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  Speaker 3: to get people to come out and join us, and
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  Speaker 3: we were already there. Yeah, so that's what I was like.
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  Speaker 3: I was I was trying to justify it.
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  Speaker 4: Now. There was no justification she it was like we
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  Speaker 4: weren't there. It was really cool.
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  Speaker 3: Though, because they had like a casino where they had
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  Speaker 3: like gambling, which was like the main fundraiser for the way.
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  Speaker 3: It was like very different than any other fundraiser event
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  Speaker 3: to It wasn't like sit down dinner and auction and whatnot,
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  Speaker 3: but they had like the gambling area and they had
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  Speaker 3: this one they had this one area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so cool.
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  Speaker 3: They had this random bell outside of this drapery and
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  Speaker 3: there was a sign that said ring bell for Espresso Martini.
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  Speaker 4: Were like what and so we ring the bell and
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  Speaker 4: like an opening through the curtain hands.
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  Speaker 1: You in espressom, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Delicious?
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  Speaker 1: Did you drink?
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  Speaker 5: Drink?
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  Speaker 4: I got one?
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  Speaker 3: And then immediately after a guy was walking up and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, I guess I gotta go ring the bell.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, do you just want to ring the
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  Speaker 3: bell or do you just want the espresso Martini? And
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  Speaker 3: he's like, just the espresso Martina is like, take fine,
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to ring the belt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: But this is going to sound totally totally random. But
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  Speaker 2: is anyone here watching DTF Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 4: Or you started it this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? You did?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm on the most recent episode. I just
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  Speaker 2: finished most recent episode and there's a storyline that you're
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  Speaker 2: not at yet. It has to do with a key,
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  Speaker 2: a special, small little key, and it looks like you
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  Speaker 2: have that same key around your neck right now. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if I've ever seen that necklace before. What is
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  Speaker 2: that necklace?
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  Speaker 4: It's just a necklace with the key.
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  Speaker 1: Have you worn it before?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What did you, somebody just give it to you. It's
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  Speaker 1: just weird that thought.
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  Speaker 4: It was like kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's a key, Like there's.
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  Speaker 2: A whole mystery behind this necklace, behind this key on
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  Speaker 2: this show. And I'm like, oh my god, she's got
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  Speaker 2: the key. Well they have the key too. But what
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  Speaker 2: do you think of it so far? DTF Saint Louis.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what I think about it so far.
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  Speaker 3: So like the amazing just is is like this guy
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  Speaker 3: is he's like an anchor for like a new new
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  Speaker 3: and he's and he meets this guy that he works with,
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  Speaker 3: and they're both kind of depressed, and they both like
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  Speaker 3: one of them sees this ad for like DTF, which
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  Speaker 3: we all know what that means, and he's kind of
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  Speaker 3: interested in it because they're both kind of miserable in
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  Speaker 3: their marriages. And then you you find one of them dead.
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  Speaker 3: And so I think the series is probably about unfolding
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  Speaker 3: who kills.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of twists and stuff in fact,
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  Speaker 2: in fact, almost the way you set it up is
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  Speaker 2: actually what you find out later.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it all what happened? Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm not that far yet. Oh yeah, yeah, But
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  Speaker 2: it's the part that bothers me. Is the script like
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  Speaker 2: if I was to say, Kyle, where are you from?
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  Speaker 1: Where? Like where you say? Where do you? If I
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  Speaker 1: said Kyle, where do you live?
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  Speaker 4: Arizona?
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  Speaker 1: You live in Arizona. Chandler, you live in Chandler.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot of this dialogue of repeating everything that's
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  Speaker 2: being said, and it is.
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  Speaker 1: A dark compt slow.
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  Speaker 2: There is a part where they work Comedy Park, they
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  Speaker 2: wrap together and it's that's really good. I didn't laugh
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  Speaker 2: out loud, but I get it's a dark comedy versus
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  Speaker 2: White Lotus where they said White Lotus was just a
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  Speaker 2: comedy and it wasn't to me, So I did. This
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  Speaker 2: is a dark comedy, so I can understand why. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. But it's so it's but it's it's,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's okay. It gets really dirty by the way,
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  Speaker 2: like they explore each other's fantasies and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's really Dirtflix. It's on HBO. It's number one on HBO,
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  Speaker 1: number one. I think it's a hard watch. You just
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  Speaker 1: got to do it when you got nothing else going on,
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  Speaker 1: and don't get distracted.
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  Speaker 5: To pay attention to because it's
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  Speaker 1: You could walk away for twenty minutes and be okay