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DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested While Wearing ‘I Just Got Out Of Prison’ T-Shirt · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: You make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida, Milorida.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 2: all of Fourda.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you are a donkey.
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  Speaker 4: A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
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  Speaker 3: It gave him too much money.
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  Speaker 1: Florida man is arrested after w said he rigged the
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  Speaker 1: door to his home in an attempt to electric hit
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  Speaker 1: his president lights.
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  Speaker 3: Police arrested in Orlando.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking up from Ludas the breakfast club.
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  Speaker 2: Bitch you donkey other day with Charlam Hayne to God,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what y'all keep you letting him get
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  Speaker 2: y'all like this. Yes, donci here today for Friday, December eighth,
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  Speaker 2: goat the forty six year old Michael Gordon.
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  Speaker 3: Michael is from Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gettlemen, what did you Kashalla always say about
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  Speaker 2: the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 3: Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
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  Speaker 3: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
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  Speaker 3: no different. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
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  Speaker 2: expecting different results. And clearly everybody in Florida is insane. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Florida is a non stop drama.
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  Speaker 3: Do you hear me?
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  Speaker 2: The things that happen in Florida are like a scripted
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  Speaker 2: comedy and this is hilarious now. Michael Gordon pleaded no
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  Speaker 2: contest yesterday to a misdemeanor obstruction charge and will sent
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  Speaker 2: us to five days and custody and five hundred dollars
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  Speaker 2: light charge.
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  Speaker 3: But Michael is a repeat offendancy.
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  Speaker 2: Michael is listed as a transient and he was convicted
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  Speaker 2: in late July of trespassing after he unsuccessfully tried to
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  Speaker 2: enter a parked truck in a parked van in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: He was originally charged with burglary, which is a felony.
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  Speaker 2: He copped to a misdemeanor and was sent us to
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifteen days in jail. Michael Gordon has
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  Speaker 2: a pretty long rap sheet which includes burglary, narcotics, possession, truspassing, theft, prowling,
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  Speaker 2: criminal mischief, and obstructing police. Sounds to me like he
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  Speaker 2: needs help, okay, not jail time. He needs rehab, not prison.
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  Speaker 2: This man should clearly be in somebody's facility getting.
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  Speaker 3: Help for this disease. That is addiction. That's just you
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  Speaker 3: know my opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Michael, as I told you earlier, got arrested for
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  Speaker 2: obstruction charges and was sent us to five days. Mind you,
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  Speaker 2: he just got out for truspassing in fact, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: not making this up. And this is why he's getting
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  Speaker 2: donkey of today. And this is also how I know
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  Speaker 2: God has a sense of humor. Michael, when he was
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  Speaker 2: as was wearing a T shirt that says I just
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  Speaker 2: got out of prec it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not making this up. Let's go to TVC news
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  Speaker 3: report police.
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  Speaker 4: A man wearing a shirt declaring I just got out
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  Speaker 4: of prison was locked up after police responded to a
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  Speaker 4: nine to one to one call about a male suspect
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  Speaker 4: entering a parked car and stealing a wallet. Wait a second,
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  Speaker 4: why would somebody leave a wallet in the car? Why
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  Speaker 4: would they do that? That's just asking for somebody to
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  Speaker 4: steal it. Anyway, back to the news. Forty six year
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  Speaker 4: old Michael Gordon pleaded no contest yesterday to a misdemeanor
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  Speaker 4: obstruction charge and was sentenced to five days in custody
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  Speaker 4: and find five hundred dollars. How's he going to pay it?
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  Speaker 4: He didn't get to keep the wallet anyway. The criminal
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  Speaker 4: count against Gordon stemmed from his refusal to identify himself
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  Speaker 4: to deputies probing the reported auto break in. A portable
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  Speaker 4: finger Prince scanner was used to identify Gordon, who told cops,
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  Speaker 4: call my lawyer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's really going to work with the cops. They
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  Speaker 3: love that.
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  Speaker 4: Gordon's shirt accurately reflected his most recent scrape with the law.
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  Speaker 4: Remember his shirt said I just got out of prison.
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  Speaker 4: His rap sheet includes convictions for burglary, narcotics possession, trespassed, theft, prowling,
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  Speaker 4: criminal mischief, and obstructing police. From the TVC news room
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  Speaker 4: in New York, I'm very white.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out the very white.
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  Speaker 2: It was an entertaining This is exactly why, no matter
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  Speaker 2: how bad the situation is, I'm gonna crack me a
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  Speaker 2: little joky joke.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I've never taken.
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  Speaker 2: Anything too serious, because God is the most serious, un serious.
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  Speaker 3: All knowing being ever. God created us, all right.
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  Speaker 2: We are all created in the image and likeness of God,
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  Speaker 2: even the worst parts of us. God made a choice
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  Speaker 2: to create us and give us free will because God
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  Speaker 2: knew I'm gonna make these creatures called humans, and then
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  Speaker 2: we meaning me, Jesus and the angels just gonna kick
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  Speaker 2: back and watch all this play out. Florida is God's boondocks,
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  Speaker 2: I am sure of it.
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  Speaker 3: The Earth, America.
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  Speaker 2: In particular, is God's favorite screaming platform, and every state
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  Speaker 2: is a different you know, screaming channel.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and Florida is God's boondocks. Okay, only on the
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  Speaker 3: boondocks with a man.
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  Speaker 2: Just get out of jail, all right, be wearing I
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  Speaker 2: just got out of prison T shirt and get arrested again.
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  Speaker 3: Let me ask another question, what jail.
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  Speaker 2: In Florida is giving out these T shirts and why?
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  Speaker 3: There is no doubt in my mind that.
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  Speaker 2: There is a correctional facility in Florida giving these out.
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  Speaker 2: I just went to jail in Florida, and all I
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  Speaker 2: got is this lovely T shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Whose idea was this?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, dear correctional facilities, if you want to do some
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  Speaker 2: actual correcting, don't give these folks shirts with sayings that look,
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  Speaker 2: you know, celebratory.
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  Speaker 3: I just got out of prison. That's not a flex.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm happy you free, but I just graduated law
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  Speaker 2: school as a flex. I'm cancer free as flex. Those
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  Speaker 2: are great to wear on your botties. Please give Michael
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  Speaker 2: Gordon the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doge, the.
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  Speaker 2: Dog ge, the.
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  Speaker 3: Person that was swag bags. It's crazy. You need something
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  Speaker 3: to wear when you get out what you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: What do they give you a swag bag when you
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  Speaker 2: go in? And I got a big ass bottle of
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  Speaker 2: live in it, big ass bottle of a lease A
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  Speaker 2: picture that will keep.
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  Speaker 3: You from cooling. You're right, all right, man, peace bt
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  Speaker 3: even though it's two in the morning. You have a
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  Speaker 3: picture of the guy. Oh I do. Actually, it's on
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  Speaker 3: my phone play game? We know where? What do you
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  Speaker 3: think he is? Black? Why?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Why didn't screen black to me? He ain't nothing about
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  Speaker 3: this screen black? What is meth head? White? Capital riot? White?
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  Speaker 3: White at him? This man needs help. This is a
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  Speaker 3: I know I met batic when I see one. Damn it.
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  Speaker 3: This man his treatment not prison. We should have played
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  Speaker 3: a game Super eight, right, damn super eight. Okay, Now
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  Speaker 3: it's Friday, so you know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: It's freaking, freaking freaking Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Let's talk. Bus sector means let's talk. Bus sector means
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  Speaker 3: let's talk. But sector means let's talk, but get into
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  Speaker 3: some things. Who out there has gotta beseect me?
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  Speaker 1: Man, Let's talk eight hundred five eight five one oh
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  Speaker 1: five snippet.
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  Speaker 3: If you guys the second set me, let's talk about
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  Speaker 3: the sect's.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about talk. Come with me, Let's talk about what
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  Speaker 1: you have to do after. Let's talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: Eight five one o five one.
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  Speaker 2: I got my consentation next Friday to go get my
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  Speaker 2: snip snipped that what time we're going Fridays?
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  Speaker 3: Stop going to get We ain't French. Yes, you guys
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  Speaker 3: should go, don't together?
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  Speaker 1: I said, we got a whole hands and nothing said
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  Speaker 1: we should go together. It's consentation. We just asked questions together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, the double snip?
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  Speaker 3: What's it's crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Where you gotta have to show the time?
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  Speaker 3: Dounble snick that you're going too fast? Double if you're
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  Speaker 3: going too fast? I hate this place, promised to Ma.
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  Speaker 3: It's the breakfast club going morning. It's freaky Friday. God
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  Speaker 3: damn the breakfast club