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The Girl Scout Mafia | Thursday August 22, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and come
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  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along
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  Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We are on day
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  Speaker 1: four of our brand news schedule five days a week,
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  Speaker 1: five days a week. So today is, of course, Thursday,
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  Speaker 1: August twenty second, twenty twenty four. We'll get the Friday
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  Speaker 1: episode tomorrow, and then we'll do it all again next
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  Speaker 1: week in good treehouse fashion, five days a week, not
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  Speaker 1: just playing with it anymore like we did earlier in
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  Speaker 1: the year.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're going full tree house. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of going full on things, Trace in a
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  Speaker 1: story the other day that i'd honestly, being timely is
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  Speaker 1: one of the great benefits of.
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  Speaker 2: Being on Monday through Friday, five days a week.
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  Speaker 1: And in the spirit of being timely, I want to
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  Speaker 1: make sure that we get this story released, published and
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  Speaker 1: talked about before it gets old. And I will happily
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  Speaker 1: say that in the time that Tray first in it
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  Speaker 1: to me to today.
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  Speaker 2: I have not seen or heard anyone else talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I love uncharted territory for us, mainly because I don't
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  Speaker 1: like people playing with our toys. So one of the toys.
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  Speaker 1: There's that clicking noise someone was talking about. That's Rogen's microphone,
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  Speaker 1: by the.
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  Speaker 3: Way, sor right. I don't know why it makes that much.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't do it on the release. It's just I
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  Speaker 3: had something in my throat and I didn't want.
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  Speaker 2: To It's because the microphone.
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  Speaker 1: The microphone you use reminds me of my television remote
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  Speaker 1: from the eighties that it would cook honk when you
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  Speaker 1: hit when you change the channels. It was that silver box. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but four buttons on it, and it was it was
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  Speaker 1: like the very first typewriter button type TV remote and
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  Speaker 1: would every single time.
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  Speaker 2: So I think a stapler.
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  Speaker 3: But it doesn't do it on the release. It's weird
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  Speaker 3: like when I when I unmute it when I because
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  Speaker 3: I had to cut in my throat. Sometimes when I unmute,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't make any sound, but when I do.
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  Speaker 4: It's the statue little stand Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I got it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, so if you hear random clicking story about it,
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  Speaker 1: it's just, uh.
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  Speaker 3: I can clear my throat.
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  Speaker 2: I can, just i'd rather you hit the button.
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  Speaker 1: So this story that Trey sent the other day has
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  Speaker 1: been on my mind and I need to share it.
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  Speaker 3: With you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me first say that I believe the Ukrainian army
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  Speaker 1: has been binge watching mcgiver. And the reason I say
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  Speaker 1: that is because it's important in twenty first century warfare
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  Speaker 1: to be adaptable and creative and always on the move.
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  Speaker 1: It's not you know, sixteenth seventeenth, eighteenth century, nineteenth century warfare,
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  Speaker 1: where it's standing in the line in front of each
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  Speaker 1: other and just shoot until one side gives up or
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  Speaker 1: it's all dead. Instead, you got to do things creatively.
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  Speaker 1: And you got to hand it to the Ukrainian military
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  Speaker 1: because they have done just that by turning a toyota
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  Speaker 1: into a hydrogen bomb.
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  Speaker 3: Those cars are so adaptable.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I think even Sun Sue, if he was wearing
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  Speaker 1: a hat, would tip it to the Ukrainian and sold
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  Speaker 1: who said, Hey, see that toyota.
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  Speaker 2: Over there, Let's turn that into a hydrogen bomb.
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  Speaker 3: Let's don't get the tires.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the other part of it. Is not just
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  Speaker 2: a regular bomb.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, let's go scientific with it. They could
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  Speaker 1: have just put a bunch of dynamite in it and
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  Speaker 1: rolled it down the hill or something with you know,
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  Speaker 1: a stick on the gas pedal and into the Russian Army.
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  Speaker 1: But no, no, we're a fuse off a piece of dynamite.
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  Speaker 1: Old school, no, not going to do that. They got
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  Speaker 1: to get creative with it. They got to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's turn this and I'm going to be specific here, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's turn this Toyota Marai into a hydrogen bomb and
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  Speaker 1: then it explodes with the force of four hundred pounds
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  Speaker 1: of TNT.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's the other thing you've got to give him
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  Speaker 4: credit for is they're not taking a Corolla or a
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  Speaker 4: camera that actually has value. They're taking this hybrid that
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  Speaker 4: no one wanted, which clearly they can probably buy for
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  Speaker 4: pennies on the dollar, and then using that.
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  Speaker 1: But that's still not the best art the Uh. The
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  Speaker 1: delivery aspect of this Toyota turned hydrogen bomb by the
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  Speaker 1: Ukrainian by the Ukrainian military got even more creative because
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  Speaker 1: the improvised explosive device was delivered via pizza delivery robot.
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  Speaker 3: This is just getting the story is just getting better.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm in the if I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: Russian Army, I'm already in a bad mood, okay, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: seeing the pizza dude show up, Yeah, in a lopsided Toyota.
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  Speaker 1: You would think that, would you know, raise a like
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  Speaker 1: a little red flag of caution or concern because I
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  Speaker 1: don't think anyone in that area likes you enough to
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  Speaker 1: send you a free pizza.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust it.
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  Speaker 3: Also, nobody can even at.
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  Speaker 1: The side of the car says totally not a bomb.
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  Speaker 1: I you know, I'm gonna have some Druss issues.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and now you can't ever order pizza like you can't, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's a Friday for the troops, like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: let's order because everybody's just gonna scatter.
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  Speaker 1: Some series PTSD for the Russian military. And in that case,
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  Speaker 1: the peace stands for pizza.
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  Speaker 4: And makes you wonder, how do they have pizza delivery
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  Speaker 4: robots over there?
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  Speaker 2: It's a war zone. We don't have them here.
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  Speaker 1: No kidding, Like they've got pizza delivery robots in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the Ukrainian Russian war zone and we can't
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  Speaker 1: get him in Plano.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean still, I mean, I know you're in
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  Speaker 3: a war, but you still got to eat. And nobody
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  Speaker 3: there's not enough tipping that you can do for an
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  Speaker 3: actual uber guy to show up, because all they're gonna
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  Speaker 3: do is just recruit him. Into the military right there
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  Speaker 3: on the spot. So you send a robot.
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  Speaker 1: Well not only that, but not only that, but what
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  Speaker 1: is the what does the door dash surge pricing look
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  Speaker 1: like if I have to deliver Chick fil A in
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  Speaker 1: the middle.
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  Speaker 3: Of a war zone. I like how you used the
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  Speaker 3: Russian name too. Search Also, do we not see the
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  Speaker 3: irony of them turning a Japanese car into a bomb?
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  Speaker 3: Like that's just like that's really uncool.
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  Speaker 2: It really just can't seem to get away from those.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the uh A.
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  Speaker 2: Little more detail here.
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  Speaker 1: The the Toyota Marai m I r AI hydrogen fuel
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  Speaker 1: cell electric vehicle has hardly been an international sales success
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  Speaker 1: thanks to poor hydrogen infrastructure, expense and polarizing design, but
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  Speaker 1: it proved successful to Ukrainian forces, which scavenged parts from
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  Speaker 1: the hydrogen car to create the world's smallest hydrogen bob. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it was not a small thermonuclear device sometimes colloquially colloquially
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  Speaker 1: called that's hard word hydrogen bomb. No thistile material was
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  Speaker 1: hurt in the making of the explosive, just an already
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  Speaker 1: wrecked Maria and a pizza delivery. But according to reports
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  Speaker 1: from pro Ukraine press, Russian forces had failed to take
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  Speaker 1: the town of Bofchansk and retreated to an aggregate plant
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  Speaker 1: just north of the river. Given the circumstances, Ukrainians had
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  Speaker 1: to adopt a different approach. They decided to use spare
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  Speaker 1: parts from wrecked electric vehicles to create an innovative bomb.
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  Speaker 1: That bomb was built using a fully loaded hydrogen fuel
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  Speaker 1: cell from a reck Toyota Marie car and weighed over
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  Speaker 1: two hundred kilograms. It was capable of inflicting severe damage
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  Speaker 1: on Russian defenses, comparable to an aerial bomb.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I've always heard necessity is the mother of invention,
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  Speaker 3: but this is taking it to a new level. That
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  Speaker 3: is impressed who. I just want to know who came
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  Speaker 3: up with it? Like, who looked at that and went,
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  Speaker 3: I got it. There's a scientist somewhere in that battalion
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  Speaker 3: or in that platoon. Whenever it was like I fitted
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  Speaker 3: this out, let's let's turn the Toyota into a bomb.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's why I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I think the Ukrainian military has been watching old episodes
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  Speaker 1: of mcgiver or maybe that, or maybe the the rebooted
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  Speaker 1: series that came out a couple of years ago. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: that had an episode where they're turning a Toyota into
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  Speaker 1: some type of bomb with a paper clippings bubblegum.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they were home of chernobyl.
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  Speaker 4: S not far from or talking about here, like a
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  Speaker 4: nuclear reactor and an office building.
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  Speaker 3: I just like the image of the pizza.
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  Speaker 4: Delivery, like, I'm sure they had to slap a Domino's
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  Speaker 4: hat on them and you know, just wheel them in there.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a pizza box, there's nothing in it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine the surprise on the Russian forces
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  Speaker 1: faces seeing the noid in the middle of their warzone.
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  Speaker 1: you about the Ukrainian military using a pizza delivery drone
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  Speaker 1: to help deliver a bomb made out of a Toyota
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  Speaker 1: hybrid vehicle, the other aspect of warfare in the twenty
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  Speaker 1: first century, besides being creative and adaptable, is making sure
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  Speaker 1: that you get a good video to post on social media.
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  Speaker 1: And the Ukrainian military social media team is on top
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  Speaker 1: of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They have a they have a video of the bomb.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you really a can you can? You can
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  Speaker 2: watch war on Twitter?
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  Speaker 4: That would be fat that honestly, that wouldn't that be
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  Speaker 4: I would be fascinated to know if they If they
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure they have done enough where if they're monetizing
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  Speaker 4: the war by clicks on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Bonuses on Instagram, stick stick certain missions on a Patreon
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  Speaker 1: behind a Patreon pay wall for the commercial free war.
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  Speaker 3: The behind the scenes, so the.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I just had this image of the bomb going off.
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  Speaker 4: The Ukrainian's doing a dance number for TikTok.
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  Speaker 7: They can just do instincts, bye bye Bye'd.
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  Speaker 2: Be pretty good. If they wrote that on the nose
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  Speaker 2: cone of the bomb.
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  Speaker 3: I'd watch that over and over again, like I would
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  Speaker 3: make sure that they got some money off of me.
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  Speaker 1: The hydrogen composition of the bomb enabled it to generate
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  Speaker 1: a powerful blast waves, fireballs, debris, and mushroom clouds. Since
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  Speaker 1: drones were compromised by electronic warfare and the bomb was
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  Speaker 1: too heavy for aerial drone delivery, the Ukrainians opted to
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  Speaker 1: use a remotely operated ground drone to transport the bomb
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  Speaker 1: to the Russian positions. Now I'm going to show you
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  Speaker 1: the video, and here's one of my favorite parts about
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  Speaker 1: the video of said Ukrainian Toyota hydrogen bomb drone, and
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  Speaker 1: that is the soundtrack that they implement along with the
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  Speaker 1: video of the operation.
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  Speaker 3: They edited in the phone on the on the app.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, all right, you guys see that. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: So it's to be a black and white image, video image,
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  Speaker 1: probably some sort of infrared type of situation. You'll see
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  Speaker 1: a targeting radical and then eventually the explosion synced up
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  Speaker 1: to the music. So it's an aerial shot showing movement
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  Speaker 1: over terrain. There's the aiming radical, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then he is.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what those guys are saying because
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  Speaker 1: I don't speak Russian.
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  Speaker 4: And the quarterback goes boom, but.
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  Speaker 2: I assume it's something along those lines.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's anybody out there, let us know, like,
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  Speaker 3: email us and tell us what they said.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they had just seen a bootlegged version of Deadpool
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  Speaker 1: and Wolverine and they were just waiting to insert Channing
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  Speaker 1: Tatum's gambit New Orleans accent.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to make a name for myself today.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty incredible like that. No, that's an explosion. That
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  Speaker 3: was pretty That was pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's h that's the new model from Toyota, the Boom.
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  Speaker 3: You only have to make one payment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: While Fairleyes likes to say any make any model delivered
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  Speaker 1: to you. I'm not sure if this particular one is
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  Speaker 1: really available.
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  Speaker 3: Especially if it says comes with a free pizza. You're
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  Speaker 3: not You're not doing that.
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  Speaker 2: And you're right.
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  Speaker 1: I think you were saying it in the break that
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  Speaker 1: these Russian soldiers they're you know, they're out manned, they're
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  Speaker 1: out gone. Most of them don't want to be there.
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  Speaker 1: They're hungry. And what does the Ukrainian Army do. They
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  Speaker 1: lean into the fact that they know Russians are hungry,
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  Speaker 1: and so they send them the pizza dude.
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  Speaker 2: But the pizza dude isn't explosive.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's going to be a bomb. If the
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  Speaker 3: next Toyota Mariah shows up with the Chick fil A
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  Speaker 3: guy in it on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Should have known.
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  Speaker 1: Should have known that was a trick Chick fil A
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: As as I take a sip from my Chick fil
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  Speaker 2: A diet doctor Pepper.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't even realize you we're drinking from a
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  Speaker 3: Chick fil A cup.
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  Speaker 2: They have them in Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: And if you can get food delivered in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of a war torn country, certainly you can get it
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  Speaker 1: anywhere in the States, and that includes here. Although I
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: did learn that delivery food here is interesting because apparently
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  Speaker 1: the city of Seattle has instituted a minimum pay for
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  Speaker 1: food delivery workers. It's something like twenty six dollars an hour.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so if you're looking for a new job
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  Speaker 1: and you're willing to relocate the Seattle, you're going to
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: make some good money up here.
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  Speaker 3: That's wow, that's crazy. I know in LA what they
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  Speaker 3: were doing, and that was just through the app. Is
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  Speaker 3: it like, hey, for the next four hours, you're guaranteed
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  Speaker 3: this much money, and if you don't fall short, like
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  Speaker 3: the app would pay you the difference. Gotcha. So that's
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  Speaker 3: that I thought was really cool. But this is a
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  Speaker 3: that's wold twenty six dollars an hour. Yeah, you have
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  Speaker 3: to pay some sort of service charge.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's a while.
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  Speaker 1: While I appreciate large corporations paying employees a livable wage,
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  Speaker 1: m hm, it does seem a bit extreme to order
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  Speaker 1: to have a fifteen sixteen dollars Chick fil a order
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  Speaker 1: end up being like a thousand dollars once it gets
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  Speaker 1: delivered to me. All I want is to strike a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a balance between corporate greed and cost
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  Speaker 1: of living and a livable wage for employees. Just strike
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a balance. I don't need to
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: see the extreme pendulum swings, so.
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  Speaker 3: Like, legitimately, how much was so it's just the two
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  Speaker 3: of you, So how much was it for Chick fil A? Today?
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  Speaker 2: Tara's the one that always orders it, so I never know.
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  Speaker 1: But the other day she was like, why is my
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: bank account so much lower than I thought? And she
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  Speaker 1: went back and checked. It's because of all the door
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  Speaker 1: dash fees or the food delivery fees.
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  Speaker 2: For being here in Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: I guess, you know, because you know, I think, word,
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  Speaker 1: we're paying off some college.
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  Speaker 2: Debt, not ours, but somebody else's.
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  Speaker 3: I just think that's that's wild. I mean to she
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  Speaker 3: just comes that you guys ordered Chick fil A one
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  Speaker 3: more time. She's like, we're broke, We've lost it.
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  Speaker 2: All, and we're kind of stuck here.
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  Speaker 1: Because look, one of the things that that we miss
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  Speaker 1: about living in the States, because when you live on
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: an island like we do, you don't have regular food delivery.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: It's just not a thing. Okay, there's there is no
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: door dash.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Uber and Lyft don't even exist on the islands, let
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: alone Uber eats there is no instacart on the islands,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: so when we come into the States like we are now,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: we try to take advantage as much as possible. It's like, yes,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: bring everything to us, deliver all the foods.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: M and now it's going to cost you ten thousand
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: dollars and delivery charges. Yeah, we save the nuggets.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I think what we're doing is inadvertent paying for new
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Toyota Marise around the world with these Seattle service fees
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: on food delivery.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: What is it, Trey, Your eyes are working, I can
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's just it's I don't know anyone who like here,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: in doubt anyone who works for Uber, whether it's driving
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: or Uber eats that they're not making twenty five thirty
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: dollars an hour without mandating it. Yeah, that's the problem
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: is now you have If you mandate it, then someone
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: you know who works for Uber, they can make one
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: delivery an hour and they're making twenty you know, twenty
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: six dollars an hour.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: You're right, So it takes away the incentive to do
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: multiple deliveries.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: It because because from here, if you're getting a minimum
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: of twenties from Seattle, if you're making a minimum, guaranteed
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: minimum of twenty twenty six dollars per hour as a
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: food delivery driver. That doesn't include your tips.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh really, so it's twenty six plus tips.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Wow, So you can make fifty sixty dollars an hour
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: depending on how many deliveries you end up doing. That's fantastic. Yeah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: we're all moving to Seattle. I've done I've done the
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: like in LA when the when the pandemic hit, I
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: did Postmates because all the clubs were closed, and people
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: in LA just generally because the cost of living is higher,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: tip a lot more. And then I've done it here
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: as well, and it's not in Dallas. It is not
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: the same people because you can pick what you want
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: to know and you don't see what you're like. You
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: just know what the delivery fee is. Like you know,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: you're like, this delivery is eight dollars, you want to
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: take it? And I've seen some where it's like you
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: want to it's a dollar twenty five because somebody just
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: wants a soda from Sonic delivered to their house. And
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: so what do you think you're going to get on
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: a dollar twenty five delivery? To somebody's house. So I
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: kind of see both sides of it. But you can
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: also choose not to deliver that delivery. You can say
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: nope and move on to the next one. So and that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'm perfectly fine if Uber said, hey, you
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: have to have a minimum amount for delivery, yeah, or posts,
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: you know whatever, all the services.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he really is.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I mean if the only thing you're ordering is it
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: is a fountain drink, yeah, that's okay. That is kind
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: of like maybe like an additional lazy fee on top
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: of the actual price of the soda, Like if the
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: SODA's two three bucks, maybe like you know, like tracing
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a minimum order of ten dollars, because if you can't
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: plan ahead for your soda, that's tward three dollars. Or
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: you just can't get off the couch, you're like, now
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you can just bring me my doctor pepper.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was saying, Like what kind of
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: like what level of shut in do you have to
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: be to be like I need to die of coke,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: but I cannot leave. I need you to bring this
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: to me. I don't know what type of person that
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: has to be, uh, to be that lazy.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I do know though.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I do know though, that I am going to be
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: extremely wary of any delivery drones I see in the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: near future, especially if it says Dejiorna on the side.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Well, Walmart's doing the thing now where they they will
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: drone your groceries to you, so.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: So it's not just the prices that are falling.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Don't order eggs.
• 24:38
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• 25:01
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• 26:37
  Speaker 1: If food delivery in the gradle god damn it. If
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: food delivery shut up brush, I've been I've been getting
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: tongue tied all week. If food delivery in the Greater
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Seattle area is of interest to you because it pays
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: in the neighborhood of twenty six dollars plus per hour,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: that is an option for you. There is, however, another option.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: This one though, is closer to home at the Tesla
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: plant in the Austin area, and that is you could
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: apply to work for Tesla as a data collection operator
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: with the Tesla.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Bot night shift.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so, Tesla has revealed they're hiring an employee who
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: could walk around for over seven hours a day while
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: carrying up to thirty pounds of equipment four twenty five
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to forty eight dollars per hour. And this would be
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: as part of their Tesla Bot program. Also, the name
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: for the Tesla Bot optimist gotcha.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: So you have to walk around with this thing for
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: seven hours.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: So what they want you to do is to qualify
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: for the job, the candidate must be between five feet
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: seven and five eleven inches tall and use motion capture suits.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: The potential employee will also be expected to use continuous
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: hand eye coordination, fine manipulation, body coordination, kinesthetic awareness, and
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: be able to walk up and downstairs while testing out
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the equipment. It also notes that you'd be wearing VR headsets,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: and that can be a problem because they can be
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: disorienting and uncomfortable for some and can result in VR
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: sickness syndromes. And then you have to analyze and report
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: on the data that you collect while testing out the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: performance of the equipment, which involves writing daily reports detailing
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: observations and issues. So I mean you would basically be
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: modeling a blueprint for the Tesla bot known as Optimists, which,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: by the way, Optimist is expected to launch at the
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: end of twenty twenty five.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like Bezos really missed out on somehow getting
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Amazon the rights to Optimis.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: I would love to have an Optimist Prime membership and
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: every time anything I order is here just like delivered
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: like that's Optimistiate. Yeah, that would be fantastic. And I
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: think Elon musk is I think if I if I'm correct,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: this is forty eight dollars forty eight to sixty dollars
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: an hour, just so he can watch on the other
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: side of a computer and just giggle his high ass off.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Watch what I get them to do for sixty dollars
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: an hour. Have him go up the stairs again getting
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: VR sick. There he fall down the stairs again.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Let's see who can get through a puddle first, the truck.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Oh man, the cyber truck, or the humanoid robot. Tesla
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: is ramping up its efforts to develop a humanoid robot
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: name Optimists, which is expected to launch at the end
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five. The bot, which is also known
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: as Tesla Bot, will be capable of performing unsafe, repetitive,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: or boring tasks, and will also be deployed in the
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: company's factories.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, so, but you have to model this first. So
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: so you're doing unsafe tasks so that the bot can
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: figure it out.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: And with twenty twenty five around the corner, Tesla's been
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: accelerating hiring in its artificial intelligence and robotic sector, which
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: includes the Optimist development, and that's been since mid July. However,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: there are some things you probably want to be aware
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: of before you take the job on the optimist Tesla
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: bot line.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It was revealed in a report from the Information in
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: November twenty twenty three that for years, Tesla's gigafactory and
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Austin faced many robot related safety issues. In one alleged
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: incident in twenty twenty one, a robot arm, which was
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to be shut down for maintenance, was inadvertently left
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: operational and pend an engineer to a surface while going
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: through its normal operations, pushing its claws into his body
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: and drawing blood from his back in his arm. Yeah,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: another worker hit an emergency stop button. The engineer was
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: able to free himself from the robot's grasp, but fell
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: into a shoote while doing so, leaving a trail of
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: blood behind him. I'm sorry, but the Tesla Gigafactory in
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Austin sounds a lot like you know, an Empire base
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: in Star Wars. There's just no railings. Osha is just
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: up in arms.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: It's just like I robot just all come to life
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: and start killing everybody in the factory.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: But you can make forty eight bucks an hour.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, why why can't they use
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: one of elon Musk's thirteen kids. I can't think he
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: legitimately has like thirteen kids.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Probably because he doesn't want to put them in, you know,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Harm's way. I'd also like to point out that couldn't
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you have used a different name for the Tesla bot
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: besides Optimist, because raz you're one of those individuals that's
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: extremely terrified of artificial intelligence and then inserting that into
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: humanoid robots and then them destroying us taking.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Over the world.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Well, if you call it optimis, I think you're kind
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: of going in that direction. Maybe give it a different
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: name so that way, when it becomes self aware, it
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: doesn't see itself as a badass. Like, do you really
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: think there's ever going to be a robot that takes
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: over the world and destroys humanity if its name is
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Gilligan or or Gomer.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: He doesn't name it Todd, Yeah, anything.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Other than like, let's not name it after the Decepticons.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: But also also how embarrassing would it be if it
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: actually did and that's what killed you? And that at
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: your service? They're like, man, who saw that robot Gilligan
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: killing him? Uh, nobody thought that wouldn't come in.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Starscream. Yes, that makes sense. Gomer. Yeah, okay, maybe you're right.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: So maybe it is actually better to name the robot
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: after after something sinister, because no one ever wants on
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: their tombstone to say taken out by Gomer.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Killed by Phil.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: What happened? Oh?
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Fred malfunctioned?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Was he drinking the bot? Yeah, there's not that's not
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: enough money. That's not enough money to put your life
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: in danger to be killed by Fred.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Well, the good news is, as Trey pointed out, you know,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Tesla and the Cyber Truck Division is having issues going
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: over puddles of water. So if all you got to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: do to get away from the Tesla humanoid robot is
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to jump over a small creek, then maybe it's not
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: so bad.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: It's like when they had rollerblade cops. I don't know
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: if you guys remember that. For a while they had
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: cops using roller blades, Like, how do you get away
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: from that? It was like running the grass?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Go downstairs? Better? Yet, go upstairs.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: At the top.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you have you ever seen anyone in roller
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: blades go upstairs?
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: That's so embarrassing as a cop. How do you get
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: away goddamn stairs?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Well, technically he hasn't gotten away. He's just two flights
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: up and he's flipping me the birds, and I just
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: have to stand here and take it. Can can we
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: get the SWAT team to deliver it?
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• 35:57
  Speaker 1: maybe in the next couple of weeks, speaking of Tesla
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: and Elon and Twitter slash X, it may be called
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Barkley's or you know, JP Morgan Chase Twitter X thing soon,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: since they're not doing a very good job of paying
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: done their debt. Because while Elon Musk is the richest
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: man in the world, he still had to finance the
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: purchase of Twitter y.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I guess he got a really good rate.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know, sixty billion dollars. What did he pay
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: thirteen billion or something forty eight forty eight billion dollars.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: And it's current valuation is somewhere around like nineteen or twenty.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he really he's You better hope that the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: that those Tesla bots are are good news.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get your social media repossessed.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: It's going to be awkward when they hook that entire
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: building up and haul it off down the street.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: In the middle of the night though you don't even
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: know what's happening.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Optimist is Optimist wakes up from bed, just starts waving.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Sadly.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: If they try to show a cyber truck, they'll just
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: end up taking off the front end.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: And then maybe.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: You know, all these people that are, you know, in
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: the Bought program, they'll have to be looking for other work.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: And if you're looking for creative ways to make some money,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I've got one for you. A man has been sentenced
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: for selling drugs near a drug treatment center.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Ye captive audience, huh.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Brilliant.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Mohammed Muse, a thirty seven year old from Kent, Washington,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: was sentenced on Monday in US District Court too thirty
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: months in prison and three years of supervised release for
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: selling narcotics near a drug treatment center. Well creative or
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: a go getter, judge, real, what's that?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: It's very entrepreneurial, Like, that's very that's uh, we should
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: be we should be giving him a pat on the
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: back like well done.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: But well, the the US district judge saw it differently.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: He said, fentanyl is an extremely dangerous drug that has
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: been ravaging our community. I am particularly concerned with the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: targeting of a methodode clinic. You know, it sounds it
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: sounds to me like he got a harsher sentence based
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: on the location of him selling drugs near a drug
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: treatment center.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Makes me feel a lot better about myself that I've
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: told girl Scouts, you know, to go to AA meetings
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: and just camp outside and you will sell out everything.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: There was one time. And h Raj, you can back
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: me up on this because you as well have gone
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: to Quinland's and Carleton.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: It is during the daytime.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It is a very popular regulars type bar, so much
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: so that one of the regular customers had his niece,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: who's a Girl Scout, set up right inside the front
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: door of Quinland's to sell girl Scout cookies. I think
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: she's still celebrating in Disney World.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: She bought Stop. Now, were they buying on the way
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: in or on the way out?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, because you guilt purchase on the way in, because
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: if you don't purchase on the way into the bar,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: she's already inside the bar. She's just gonna stare at
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you with a sad girl Scout face until you come
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: back and buy some cookies. And then because you're drinking,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? You're gonna have You're gonna have some cocktails,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: and then when you leave, you're gonna be like, you
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: know what I need more of are some tagalongs and
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: some samoas, And now you're gonna buy a whole other
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: caseload of cookies on the way out. She probably only
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: had to sell cookies for one day of the entire
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: run of the Girl Scout cookie campaign.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are the devil. I just want, I mean,
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I want everybody to be aware of my stance of
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: the Girl Scouts. They are a product of Satan.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know if you were talking about the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: girls themselves or the cookies.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, they're they're part of his legion. They
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: are they are equally as guilty as Satan himself because
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't think and I don't I don't have kids,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: so I shouldn't have to think this. But I was
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: coming out of the tom Thumb and Carrollton off of Frankfurt,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: and there they were. There's four of them and a mom,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: and they're like, you want to buy cookies, mister, And
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I like, first of all, nobody says mister anymore. We're
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: not in the fifties. But they have a little program
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and I go, ah, don't have any cash.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: And this actually came out of my mouth. I go,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I don't have any cash, and she pulled out the
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: square and out loud, I went, bitch.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, the cookies. Here's the thing though.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Either you take your card and you tap that square
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and buy some cookies, or the demons will come out
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: if you don't buy those cookies. And you know what's
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. I've seen it. Their heads start spinning.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, you little bitch, and then yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: I ended up having to buy I even bought one
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: that was on a wait list. They had a new
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: one that came out last year. I can't remember what
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: flavored it was, and I was like, okay, here and
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I gave them my address. I'm like, here, you go,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: have the devil drop it off himself. Uh yeah, so there.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: When I see them, I'll literally go anywhere else, Like
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: if I'm going to the grocery store, I'll get back
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: in the car. I'm like, I can't.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You have to watch out for the Girl Scouts man,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: because they've gotten more aggressive over the years.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: They'll chase you down to me.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: To me, one of the most terrifying events of my
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: life was walking up to a home depot and seeing
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a Girl Scout troop set up trying to sell cookies.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Because here's the thing.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: If you didn't buy the cookies, they had the Girl
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Scout enforcers with the chains and the pickaxes and all
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the other weaponry found it inside of a home depot
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: to help gently persuade you into buying a box of
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: somobas if you.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Don't believe that they're the devil. There was a mom
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: that put a kid inside of a bar during the day.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: It was like, sell it, your baby. Sell here. You're
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: not legally supposed to even be in this establishment, but
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: this is where you sell.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: But you get special dispensation if you're a girl Scout. Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: because even the TABC, if they rolled in, they would
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: have been like, well allow it, give me a pack of.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: In minutes, you're bribe and TBC with some Samoa's. You
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: didn't see nothing.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: See, everyone's worried about what the mafia is doing. It's like.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: You have to go into the witness protection program just
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: because you narked on the girl Scouts. Oh god, all right,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: thanks for hanging out with us inside the treehouse today.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Be sure to jump in with us tomorrow, which is
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: of course prid Day.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: See you tomorrow,