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Meta: Opus 5.5 and the Billion-Dollar Bot Power Play
Meta and Anthropic lead today's AI news. Opus 5.5 isn’t just an upgrade—it’s an AI overachiever smashing tasks into near perfection. Anthropic’s $11.6 billion Akamai deal locks in the compute arms race, while Meta’s $1,300 VR glasses and keychain AI agent promise AI everywhere you don’t want it. Meanwhile, governments juggle shared standards and secret previews as new models drop like a sprinting relay. AI’s future isn’t about speed or smarts—it’s about who’s got the power and the keys to control the game.
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