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Ryan's mom brought boiled eggs to a bring and braai, and Frankie was not happy · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, wake up!
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  Speaker 3: Anele and the club.
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  Speaker 1: On 947.
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  Speaker 4: We have done this show with Frankie now for 10.
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  Speaker 1: Years, hey? Yeah, 10 years next year.
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  Speaker 4: 10 years in April. And we have never seen Frankie.
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  Speaker 4: have the meltdown that he had last week when Ryan
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  Speaker 4: was telling us about his mother.
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  Speaker 3: Generally, mothers are off, you know, it's off limits.
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  Speaker 1: And you're always nice to someone's mom.
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  Speaker 5: Always.
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  Speaker 4: Frankie threw that unwritten rule out the window and he said,
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  Speaker 4: that's it. I'm coming for Ryan's mother. On Friday, Ryan
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  Speaker 4: is telling us about his mom. She went to a
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  Speaker 4: bring and bri and then Frankie's like, oh, what did
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  Speaker 4: she take?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Ryan tells us what the mom took. Frankie makes everyone
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  Speaker 4: stop what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: No, but it's unacceptable. Like, the whole weekend I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about this. And I just, I mean, people have
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  Speaker 1: conversations about what thing is unacceptable to take to a
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: bring-in braai. Some people will mention chicken, you know, because
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  Speaker 1: now I have to braai your chicken for you.
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  Speaker 3: A burger patty.
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  Speaker 1: Even if you bring me a beyond burger patty and
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  Speaker 1: it's a veggie patty. I don't, this, this.
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  Speaker 3: Is by far.
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  Speaker 1: Is by far.
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  Speaker 3: The worst thing.
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  Speaker 1: That I've ever heard. In your life. Someone take to
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  Speaker 1: a bring and bribe. Like by far, by far.
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  Speaker 4: Now we won't explain to you why Ryan records his
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  Speaker 4: calls to his mother, but he does.
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  Speaker 3: So he then said, I think I may have recorded
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  Speaker 3: the call. I'll go and find the call.
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  Speaker 4: That's where I asked my mom, what did you take
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  Speaker 4: to the bring in bride?
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  Speaker 3: We have this call.
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  Speaker 1: So this is the call that Ryan had months ago.
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  Speaker 1: And he brought this up Friday.
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  Speaker 7: If we go to her house and everybody brings something
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  Speaker 7: and then we share.
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  Speaker 6: What did you take?
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  Speaker 5: Boiled eggs. Yeah, I took that.
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  Speaker 6: Did nobody else bring meat or food or other salads?
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  Speaker 7: Karen made a cheesecake and Carol, my other friend, she
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  Speaker 7: bought them all tarts.
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  Speaker 6: So you all ate boiled eggs and cake?
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  Speaker 5: There was other savoury stuff. I'm just trying to think
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  Speaker 5: of what there was. There was other savoury stuff, but
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  Speaker 5: there was.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of cake.
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  Speaker 6: And boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 5: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan sounds so disappointed.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and Ryan is a vegetarian, guys. So for the
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  Speaker 4: vegetarian to also be deflated, that causes.
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  Speaker 3: Like, mom, this is our surname.
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  Speaker 4: This is our surname, hey.
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  Speaker 1: A bowl of boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us how you feel, Frankie.
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  Speaker 1: No, let's just think this through for a second.
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  Speaker 6: Go first.
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  Speaker 1: We have a bring and bribe. Anneli pitches up with
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  Speaker 1: a bowl of boiled eggs. Boiled eggs. Did she put
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  Speaker 1: anything on the eggs? Was it just the boiled? Were
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  Speaker 1: they at least de-shelled?
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  Speaker 6: No, no.
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  Speaker 4: They were de-shelled and then she sprinkled.
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  Speaker 3: Parsley on them.
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  Speaker 1: She got parsley on them.
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  Speaker 3: Some people like a boiled egg at a bribe, Frankie.
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  Speaker 5: How much?
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of salt.
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  Speaker 1: A boiled egg, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Go to the brewery.
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  Speaker 1: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 1: An ingredient to something. Like potato salad. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: boiled eggs and potato salad. But even then, I'd say,
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  Speaker 1: did someone bring the potatoes? Did someone bring some mayonnaise?
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  Speaker 1: Not even boiled eggs with mayonnaise. Just a bowl of
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  Speaker 1: boiled eggs. With parsley. With parsley.
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  Speaker 6: Keep going.
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  Speaker 3: Ryan, love you to bits. Love you, mom. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: That is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard, surely.
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  Speaker 4: I can open the lines now, 011-8838-947 and say, what
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  Speaker 4: is the most ridiculous thing that somebody's ever.
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  Speaker 3: Brought to a Brigham Bride?
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  Speaker 4: And I can guarantee you, no one is going to
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  Speaker 4: be as bad as a bowl of boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 1: And can I just say, Ryan's from Rendsburg. His mom
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  Speaker 1: is Afrikaans. An Afrikaans nanny from Witpank brings a bowl
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  Speaker 1: of boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 3: What happened to buboeti?
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  Speaker 1: How was she raised?
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  Speaker 4: Frankie, for context, like a bring and bri is like
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  Speaker 4: the Afrikaans at the Olympics, right?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 3: After the church bazaar.
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  Speaker 1: You heard the other people. What did the other people bring?
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  Speaker 5: Cheesecake.
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  Speaker 3: Cheesecake.
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  Speaker 7: More cake.
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  Speaker 1: Mouth damp.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And boiled eggs. That's what we're having.
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  Speaker 3: So like what Ryan said, so all everyone had was
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  Speaker 3: cake and boiled eggs. And then, and you can hear,
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  Speaker 3: she's like, can hear that Ryan is suffering.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't even understand what's wrong with this.
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  Speaker 4: Because I just thought, the thought process, how do you decide, like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to boil some eggs. I'm going to take
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  Speaker 3: a tray. And then wait for them to cool down.
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  Speaker 4: And also, the thing is, people like their boiled eggs differently.
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  Speaker 4: Some like it soft, some like it medium, some like
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  Speaker 4: it boiled all the way that the yellow starts to
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  Speaker 4: become greenish white. Like, how do you decide where you're
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  Speaker 4: going to put the temperature of the boiled eggs?
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  Speaker 1: No one in life chooses boiled eggs as a food.
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  Speaker 1: It is something we are forced to do. Either you're
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  Speaker 1: on some slimming diet and you need the protein or
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  Speaker 1: you're gymming. Don't tell me you wake up in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and can't wait to have a boiled egg. Like
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: And a bring and bring.
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  Speaker 1: Now add that to a bring and bring. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to my friend's house. We all gathered for fellowship, right?
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  Speaker 1: And You pitch up with a bowl of boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just sad we don't, nobody put up a GoPro
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  Speaker 8: just filming everybody's reaction to.
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  Speaker 1: Put the bowl up. Donkey Elsa, what's your mother's name?
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  Speaker 7: If we go to her house, then everybody brings something
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  Speaker 7: and then we share, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What did you take?
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  Speaker 7: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I took that.
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  Speaker 6: Did nobody else bring meat or food or other salads?
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  Speaker 7: Karen made a cheesecake and Carol, my other friend, she
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  Speaker 7: bought them all starts.
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  Speaker 6: So you all ate boiled eggs and cake?
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  Speaker 5: There was other savoury stuff. I'm just trying to think
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  Speaker 5: of what there was. There was other savoury stuff, but
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  Speaker 5: there was a lot of cake.
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  Speaker 6: And boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 5: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 1: What did you bring? Two apples. A bowl full of apples.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine someone brings a bowl full of apples. It's the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. It's the same thing.
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  Speaker 6: 011-8838-947.
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  Speaker 3: Send us a voice note. 084-0000-947.
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  Speaker 4: Firstly, what do you think of Ryan's mom taking boiled
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  Speaker 4: eggs to a bring-and-bry?
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  Speaker 3: Are you having the meltdown that Frankie's having?
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  Speaker 4: And then, what is the most ridiculous thing that you
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  Speaker 4: once witnessed somebody bring to a bring-and-bry? Where we just like,
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  Speaker 4: this is why you guys must have a spreadsheet and
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  Speaker 4: be like, you're doing this, you're doing that, you're doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Leaving people to their own devices.
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  Speaker 6: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't think it could get this bad. Like,
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  Speaker 1: this is levels.
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  Speaker 3: We've hit rock bottom.
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  Speaker 1: Like, surely, I mean, in our wildest dreams, this is
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  Speaker 1: not what, this is not why we abolished, you know,
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  Speaker 1: this is not what we fought for. This is not,
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  Speaker 1: the Springboks play every weekend to beat New Zealand so
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  Speaker 1: you can bring boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 7: If we go to her house, then everybody brings something and.
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  Speaker 5: Then we share, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What did you take?
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  Speaker 5: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I took that.
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  Speaker 6: Did nobody else bring meat or food or other salads?
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  Speaker 7: Karen made a cheesecake and Carol, my other friend, she
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  Speaker 7: bought them all tart.
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  Speaker 6: So you all ate boiled eggs and cake?
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  Speaker 5: There was other savoury stuff. I'm just trying to think
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  Speaker 5: of what there was. There was other savoury stuff, but
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  Speaker 5: there was a lot of cake.
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  Speaker 6: And boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 5: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, boiled eggs. I don't blame Frankie.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think his mom, she's thriving in Searle's economy.
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  Speaker 6: She's really thriving.
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  Speaker 1: Boiled eggs is better, but I only brought some spices
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  Speaker 1: for them to put some spices on the meat. Spices,
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  Speaker 1: is that okay?
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  Speaker 3: Guys, I'm going to have to unfortunately.
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  Speaker 8: Disagree with you You do know how expensive eggs are
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  Speaker 8: these days. Her bowl of eggs may have been more
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  Speaker 8: expensive than the rest of those people's dishes.
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  Speaker 1: I've also hosted a braai once and someone brought chuck
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  Speaker 1: to my braai.
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  Speaker 6: So I asked the person to please don't take out
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  Speaker 6: your chuck.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you next time.
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  Speaker 4: But because Cindy also said this last week, is chuck
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  Speaker 4: like an insult?
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  Speaker 3: I asked you, Frankie, and you said not really. No, look.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck is obviously not the preferred meat if we can
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  Speaker 1: afford something else. But meat's expensive now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So we've got to pick and choose what we take.
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  Speaker 1: And Chuck is not... I mean, I've tried Chuck plenty.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't Chuck the chest of a cow that's been sliced up?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Which part of the cow does Chuck belong to?
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  Speaker 1: It's sort of like the offcuts of the beef, right?
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  Speaker 1: So it's not the proper steaks or the chops or the.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, maybe... It's used more for stew.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And roast and that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: You don't find it on.
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  Speaker 8: A.
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  Speaker 3: If.
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  Speaker 1: You had to choose between chuck and boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Chuck it is.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Chuck it is. We're going to North Riding. Roz, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: What is the worst thing you have ever seen that
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  Speaker 4: was brought to a bring and bri and tell us
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  Speaker 4: why it's not a bowl of boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Anele and the team.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, Rose. Morning.
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  Speaker 9: Now, Ryan, I can understand why he's upset with his mom.
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  Speaker 9: I went to bring in Brian and somebody brought three
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  Speaker 9: different boxes of crackers with Melrose bread. And the person said,
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  Speaker 9: even how they want their steak to be done, which
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  Speaker 9: they never brought. So it's like everybody's eyes went huge like, huh?
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  Speaker 9: You didn't come with the steak, but you want to
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  Speaker 9: say how it must be done.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the audacity. Look at you, Gordon Ramsay.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm not upset with the crackers and Melrose.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 9: But it wasn't like a long afternoon where you had
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  Speaker 9: to bring a snack because you're still sitting and chilling.
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  Speaker 9: The person came late. So that was their main meal.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And the fire was going. Everything was really half prepared.
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  Speaker 9: and you come with your crackers and Melrose cheese, and
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  Speaker 9: you want to say someone else's steak must be done, no,
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  Speaker 9: that's rude.
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  Speaker 1: Roz, Anel is getting distracted by the Melrose, right? Because
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  Speaker 1: obviously we all like Melrose in some kind of form.
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  Speaker 1: The point is this person brought a snack. So, for example,
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  Speaker 1: you could do the equivalent and say, I pitched up
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  Speaker 1: with a pack of Simba chips, and then... Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to have Roz's steak and I'm going to ask
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  Speaker 1: her to make it medium rare because that's how I
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  Speaker 1: like my steaks. You see, it's the same equivalent, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But you know what.
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  Speaker 9: Happened, Frankie? Because the person arrived late, nobody ate the snacks.
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  Speaker 9: And it wasn't a sealed bottle of Merlot spread. It
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  Speaker 9: was something that you took.
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  Speaker 3: Because it was already open and used.
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  Speaker 6: You see.
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  Speaker 9: So it's a safety.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a safety.
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  Speaker 1: And Raj, you spent time making all the bakosa there,
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  Speaker 1: all the potatoes and the things. You did that, right?
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  Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I know what you mean.
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  Speaker 9: And I took the meats that I like, that my
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  Speaker 9: husband likes, and then first person chooses the biggest steak and, oh,
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  Speaker 9: you mustn't put it long on the fire and... And
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  Speaker 9: then starting to explain what the temperature of a steak
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  Speaker 9: must be.
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  Speaker 3: Raz, question.
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  Speaker 4: When this person left, did they take their crackers and
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  Speaker 4: Melrose with?
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  Speaker 9: Of course they did.
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  Speaker 4: And I guarantee you now, if there was leftover boiled eggs,
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  Speaker 4: Ryan's mom took.
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  Speaker 1: It with her. If I was at Raz's braai, I
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  Speaker 1: would have said, Raz, bring that Melrose. Let's braai it.
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  Speaker 3: In front of everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Put that little bottle there on the braai. My friend,
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  Speaker 1: how would you like this? Medium rare. Must I boil
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  Speaker 1: it for you?
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  Speaker 10: 011-8838-947-084-0000-947.
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  Speaker 4: If you're standing at the voice note, if you've just
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  Speaker 4: joined us, we're smack bang in the middle of the
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  Speaker 4: roast of Ryan's mother, Ryan, our producer.
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  Speaker 3: She went to a bring.
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  Speaker 4: In bride and she took a bowl of boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 4: Now this had us all in awe. What do you
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  Speaker 4: mean you took boiled eggs? And she was quite proud
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  Speaker 4: of herself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's boiled eggs with a little bit of garnish.
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  Speaker 1: We just want to make this clear. Parsley. Parsley. There's
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  Speaker 1: no mayo. There's no potatoes to make a potato salad.
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  Speaker 6: Nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Just the boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 3: That was her contribution.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: To the braai.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 7: If we go to her house, then everybody brings something
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  Speaker 7: and then we.
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  Speaker 6: Share, yeah. What did you take?
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  Speaker 5: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I took that.
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  Speaker 6: Did nobody else bring meat or food or other salads?
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  Speaker 7: Karen made a cheesecake and Carol, my other friend, she
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  Speaker 7: bought a malt tart.
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  Speaker 6: So you all ate boiled eggs and cake?
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  Speaker 5: There was other savoury stuff. I'm just trying to think
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: of what there was. There was other savoury stuff, but
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: there was a lot of cake.
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  Speaker 6: And boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 3: Boiled eggs.
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  Speaker 2: Could she not have made deviled eggs?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: Boiled eggs and parsley. Did she put some salt there?
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Ryan's mom is a legend.
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  Speaker 1: My dad once took chicken necks to a bride.
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  Speaker 6: It was Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: We were all at the dam.
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  Speaker 6: We rocked out the scuttle and lo and behold, Chicken eggs.
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  Speaker 9: Bless Ryan's mom.
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  Speaker 6: Bless her.
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  Speaker 9: As a gym girlie, I would have put my head
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  Speaker 9: in that bowl of eggs.
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  Speaker 8: I would have appreciated Ryan's mom at my braai. We
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  Speaker 8: got a friend to come to a braai and they said,
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  Speaker 8: don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: I'll take care of the snacks.
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  Speaker 8: Next thing, they come with 100 grams of peanut and raisins.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, that's one of the snacks. It can't be the
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: only thing. Pretzels as well. Guys, pretzels are a divisive snack.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Not all of us like pretzels. Then you're like, no,
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: it's a honey mustard. We don't care, bro. This is
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: a bunch of wood, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This is wood shavings and now you're telling us that
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  Speaker 4: it's snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. Yeah, pretzels. And it's also so dry.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Pretzels always have to go with something. You can never
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  Speaker 4: just have pretzels by themselves.
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  Speaker 3: Fight me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Fight me on this. Is it Jervan or Juvan? Gervan. Morning. Gervan. Morning, Gervan.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: How are you? Well, yourself, guys.
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  Speaker 6: Well, yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, we're looking for somebody who took something worse than
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: boiled eggs to a bring-in braai.
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  Speaker 3: What do you have?
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  Speaker 6: Yo. So.
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  Speaker 10: I've got this cousin of mine, he's a jovial guy,
• 14:42
  Speaker 10: but he loves his liquor, right? So he's nice and
• 14:45
  Speaker 10: I invited him and a few of my friends to
• 14:47
  Speaker 10: like a braai. While I'm braaiing the meat, and I
• 14:51
  Speaker 10: was bringing a braai, does he not pull out about
• 14:54
  Speaker 10: 40 rand of sliced bologna and start putting it on
• 14:57
  Speaker 10: the braai stand?
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Sliced bologna?
• 15:00
  Speaker 10: Sliced bologna. I'm saying to this, what are you doing, bro?
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 15:05
  Speaker 10: He's telling me, like now it's my problem. Oh, you've
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: been ungrateful.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: He's not taking the bologna off the price then.
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: But wait.
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: No one appreciates it.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Guys, when you bry or when you fry bologna, it shrinks. So, like,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: it's weird. It shrinks and it sticks to the surface, right?
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: Bologna.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, how can you?
• 15:31
  Speaker 10: You can't fry bologna, bro.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: You can't.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: You can fry that in.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Your kitchen, whatever.
• 15:37
  Speaker 10: Then he takes off with me. I'm ungrateful. And it's
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: the last time he's coming to a bride. No one
• 15:42
  Speaker 10: appreciates him.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: We can only hope it's the last time he's coming
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: to a bride.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Was it like.
• 15:46
  Speaker 10: I never.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Was it wrapped up like in a brown paper?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I never asked him ever again to bring me.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: What was it wrapped in?
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even on.
• 15:53
  Speaker 10: The bride for about 15 seconds and we both were
• 15:56
  Speaker 10: at each other's throats.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: But now, Gervin, was it wrapped in, like, what was
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: it wrapped in, that brown paper or a plastic?
• 16:03
  Speaker 10: No, it was in a plastic packet because he just
• 16:07
  Speaker 10: came to the price and he just started putting this,
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: he opens the packet and starts putting these pieces on
• 16:11
  Speaker 10: the price tag.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Gervin, so it wasn't even, because you get that thick
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: three-trunk Pelloni, you know, those big ones. And then obviously
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I can see, I'm trying to imagine now, if you
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: had to cut that thing into steak pieces, Steak thickness.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Don't you dare use steak and bologna in the same sentence.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's the only way I can see
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: you braaiing it. That's the only way.
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: Like, yeah, that's the only way you can braai it. No,
• 16:35
  Speaker 10: that normal damn bologna though.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Normal damn slices.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: And now his kids didn't have lunch for a week.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: But I can tell you what happened.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: He took that.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: He took that out of the fridge as he was
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: going because he had not prepared anything else.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I suppose at home then he drops
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the slice of bologna on the braai. And then Khoi
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: is a little block of Mauro's. You know, the one
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: that you open. Yes. The corner. The block ones. Yes,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I suppose that's how he is.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: But question, Frankie. Sliced bologna or boiled eggs?
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Which one is worse?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: No, boiled eggs. Boiled eggs is still worse than sliced bologna.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Jeepers.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: No, you're never going to forgive Ryan's mom. Nelius in Northcliffe.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Good morning.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: We're great.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Nelius, what's the worst thing you've taken to a bring-in braai?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not the one that took the worst thing
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: to the braai. I was the one that was done in.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: So a friend of mine had his birthday, and I
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: went there and I asked him, like, what are you
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: having for your side dishes? He's like, no, there's no
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: side dishes. We're just going to brine whatever is whatever.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: So I said, don't stress. I'll be the one doing
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: two very nice side dishes for you, and everybody will
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: bring their, or do their bring and brine. I went in, like,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I went... In Linden, I got myself this very nice
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: piece of rump steak that.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: Spoke to you while buying.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: It already, you know. So I went into the kitchen
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: to go check on the one side dish that's been
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: cooked and baked in the oven.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: I got out.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: The one dude said to me, hey, dude, you must
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: go check this stall up there. They're making flunky steak.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: So that's for our Afrikaans people that you take a
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: piece of steak. And you cut it into smaller pieces
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: that everybody can finish off. When I got to the briar,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: it was my piece of steak that they were cutting
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: up for everybody to eat on. And because everybody else
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: brought chicken, I can tell you now, I've chickened out
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: of this friendship because that was a rump of a
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: briar and my rump was cut up.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Oh, no way.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: But okay, Nelius, I'm going to play devil's advocate here.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: You bring one rump steak. To a bribe.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Everybody else brings chicken.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, but one.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Because isn't it bring and bribe that we bring and
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: then we kind of share, right?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: So that's what they did. They shared your steak.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: No?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was massive. Three people could have eaten
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: from it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no. They used his steak
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: as a starter for everyone. And then when it came
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: to Mainz... What did Nelius have to do?
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Eat chicken.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I only had to eat the side dishes that I brought.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: They said they will make up for me and give
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: me a little bokeh, you know, like a drumstick.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Now there's a drumstick for him. But now everyone has
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: eaten his nice steak. And this man went to make
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the side dishes. The Oaks weren't even planning side dishes.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: He made the side dishes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Nelius, did you get to eat a piece of your
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: steak at the very least?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: One little piece. When I got back after checking on
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: the mealies display that was in the oven, there was
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: only like a few pieces left and I got one
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: small little slide.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Guys, bring in Bryce exactly that we're going to be
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: communal about the things.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Do you think Ryan's mom ate the eggs by herself? No,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: she shared them.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: No, no, don't start with me. Don't start with me.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: She shared them.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: What, so we must be Fatima Gati while having our
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: cheesecake because we had boiled eggs for starters?
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: No.
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: Take a final.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Back to making your morning.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Back.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: And Nelly and the club.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: I love this show.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: On 947.