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2089 - Pop and Bravo with Ace Fanning · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. It's Thursday. It took me
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  Speaker 1: a second. It's Thursday. So we're gonna talk pop culture.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about Bravo and god knows what
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  Speaker 1: else is gonna come out of my guest's mouth because
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  Speaker 1: it's Ace Fanning. How you doing? Ace? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Never better, baby, I never better.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this accent is that you've adopted
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  Speaker 1: this morning, but I'd like for you to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of it. What is it?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? I would love to too, But sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I just I wake up and this is just I'm
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  Speaker 2: just a different person. So like, my apologies.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 1: I see your office is coming together there. I've been
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  Speaker 1: watching it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's slowly coming together. This is my my most
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  Speaker 2: prized art piece. Right here is Cody Brown giving me
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  Speaker 2: Felicia you Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well did a listener? I made that for you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Very like. It's uh, you know, a beautiful craft.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, are you watching The Last Resort?
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  Speaker 2: No? You know what? Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good. It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: This ninety day Fiances. First of all, they're six hours
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  Speaker 2: long every episode.
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  Speaker 1: This is just one. It's just one hour on Monday Night,
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  Speaker 1: and it's so good.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe you. I I've tried. I was into
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  Speaker 2: ninety Day Fiance when it first started, and like you know,
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  Speaker 2: like I loved Goldie and last and Bighie and and
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  Speaker 2: like uh Nicole and what was his name.
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  Speaker 1: As Yes, it was like his Hassan but she called
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  Speaker 1: him as in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and and her baby who may who was on
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  Speaker 2: that iPad? And yeah, yeah, love that. But then it
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  Speaker 2: just got too much and it was like too many people,
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  Speaker 2: and we did we recapped before the ninety days. This
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  Speaker 2: last season, God, it just went on and on and on.
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  Speaker 2: We finally quit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when you do the two hour show, it will
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  Speaker 1: drag you down, excuse me, but the one hour show,
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  Speaker 1: which is the Monday show, is always a delight. And
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  Speaker 1: because it's the secondary show. So this is the last resort.
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  Speaker 1: And it's what spurred that is because you said about
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  Speaker 1: Cody Brown giving you flat show. So there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of discussion about because Powe and Russ are on. Do
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  Speaker 1: you remember them. They're from one of the early episodes. No,
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  Speaker 1: she's now a female wrestler. Oh, and he stays at
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  Speaker 1: home and does nothing, so she's mad about that.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what is her name?
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  Speaker 1: Powe? It was Paola Paoh, so how and what's his name? Russ?
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  Speaker 1: And she called him Russ.
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  Speaker 2: Let me see how us and no, I don't remember them.
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  Speaker 1: They had a baby, like in a bathtub in the
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  Speaker 1: living room.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember that one girl who was like really
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  Speaker 2: really blonde hair, and she was foreign obviously the show
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  Speaker 2: was a foreign people's and you know she they have
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  Speaker 2: the scared relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that could be anybody, but is it
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  Speaker 1: Natalie is possibly sounds like she's like, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to live in the food.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. I felt like he was like a mountain man.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, Natalie, And I can't remember that guy's
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  Speaker 1: saying Mike and they were in like Seattle, and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: I come to the United States. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: live in the food. Yeah, yes, and night do you
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  Speaker 1: hear the screaming in the wood?
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: She's been on a lot of shows too, but Pow
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  Speaker 1: and Russ. The issue with their relationship is that not
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  Speaker 1: only does he do nothing, just lays around, and they
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  Speaker 1: had like a twelve year old and she earns all
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  Speaker 1: the money and in her culture, she doesn't like that
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  Speaker 1: she wants him to do something and he has never
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  Speaker 1: gone down on her, or if he's tried, then she
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  Speaker 1: says he's doing it wrong. And literally they've been married
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  Speaker 1: for twelve years, so she says she just starfishes. He
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  Speaker 1: says he has sex one way because he knows what
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  Speaker 1: will work, and then he goes to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. First of all, can you imagine you
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  Speaker 2: sign up? Because you're like, I'm going to go to America.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to live the best fucking life I can.
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  Speaker 2: And then you are the breadwinner as.
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  Speaker 1: A female wrestler in Vegas and they have they live
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  Speaker 1: in like a camper because he won't get a job, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then on top of all of that, you work and
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't even go down on you.
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  Speaker 1: No, she has no satisfaction from her man. She's like
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  Speaker 1: she had to show him like her sex toy, to
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  Speaker 1: show him how it worked, because he's like, how does
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  Speaker 1: that work?
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  Speaker 2: Is he like a is he kind of like an
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  Speaker 2: in Selly type or is he like normal?
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  Speaker 1: No, he's I mean he's like a normalish guy. I
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  Speaker 1: think I think at this point he's so beaten down
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  Speaker 1: by her that he's just not going to do it
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  Speaker 1: on principle.
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  Speaker 2: Gotcha, you know, perfect, But lucky.
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  Speaker 1: For them, they get to hang out with people like
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  Speaker 1: Chicaina and Sarper.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know those people.
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  Speaker 1: Kara and Guermo.
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  Speaker 2: I watched. I also watched one where Jenny.
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  Speaker 1: And Submit there on this they're on this, Oh okay.
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  Speaker 2: I watched them, and that was a great time.
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  Speaker 1: They're on this show. Jenny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So last resort means it's like, as a couple,
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  Speaker 2: it's their last resort.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I was singing. Last resort meant like, we've been
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  Speaker 2: on the show, they've put us through the franchise, and
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  Speaker 2: this is our last resort to try and find love
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  Speaker 2: with someone.
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  Speaker 1: It is our last resort in our marriage.
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  Speaker 2: Gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: Then and then when this doesn't work, we go on
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  Speaker 1: the single life.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, and then you start all over. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I loved was Danielle Muhammad. Yes, I love Danielle.
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  Speaker 1: We have we have a very similar situation on the
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  Speaker 1: current season of ninety day og happening right now.
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  Speaker 2: I love those ones.
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  Speaker 1: Here look it up Debbie with Y Debbie and Meadow
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  Speaker 1: m I d.
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  Speaker 2: Oh am, I d o. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: You could just watch my instagram because I a really
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  Speaker 1: good story about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 1: A he's an Egyptian movie star. He's a movie star.
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  Speaker 1: But yet somehow they met when he was giving her
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  Speaker 1: a tour of the pyramids. Oh as movie stars.
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  Speaker 2: Do, as they do. Yeah, you know, I I feel
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  Speaker 2: like ninety fiance is the only real way to find
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  Speaker 2: love anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you could be right between that and you know,
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  Speaker 1: getting scammed on tender. I don't know. Yeah, anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to know. I should have known you're not
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  Speaker 1: watching it. But the but the Cody Brown giving you
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  Speaker 1: file at show is what uh spurned? That? Is that
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  Speaker 1: a potato in the other.
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  Speaker 2: Corner right here, other side this guy? Yeah no, that's
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  Speaker 2: a zip popping guy who looks like Peyton Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's not a potato.
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  Speaker 2: It looks kind of like a potato, but no, it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's a it's a full head of a man.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, here's what I want for your shelving. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to take off that file folder situation on
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  Speaker 1: the bottom shelf.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, because this.
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  Speaker 1: Is not you need it to be esthetically pleasing behind
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  Speaker 1: you exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So we have we have so much stuff that we
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  Speaker 2: can put up here. Yeah, and it just feels like
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  Speaker 2: there's too much that now. It feels like how do
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  Speaker 2: even how do we even start?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? It feels cluttered if you put it all up there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you could do? Kimberly does. Kimberly rotates.
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  Speaker 1: She's got a little shelf behind her is she rotates things.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I like that. Unfortunately for us, we don't have
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  Speaker 2: a follow through in this right.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 2: Once it's up there, it's staying there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, could be okay, I get it all right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly does rotate her stuff, which is kind of funny
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  Speaker 1: because it's interesting for me because then I can like
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  Speaker 1: have some old news from last week. But then you
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  Speaker 1: reminded me about Milania, her thug ass going to her lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a preliminary hearing, Cana.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite part about this court hearing, yeah, is he's
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  Speaker 2: sitting here like this and you just see Milania back
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  Speaker 2: here like this.
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  Speaker 1: She is really far from the camera.
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  Speaker 2: Just like I feel like most of the time, like
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  Speaker 2: if you're joining Skype or whatever, like you would be
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  Speaker 2: on your own computer.
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  Speaker 1: Like like dead center of the screen like this, Like yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It felt very much like when the teacher wants to
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  Speaker 2: talk to your parents at school and you like just
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: sit there and you're just like you know, I I
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  Speaker 2: love that girl, and I'm grateful to all that she
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  Speaker 2: has brought us, and I hope that she is I
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  Speaker 2: hope that she his ass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she is over eighteen, I assume since
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  Speaker 1: she's in college. So whatever she did. You know, people
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  Speaker 1: are like, oh my god, like he's such a pet
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  Speaker 1: word for pressing charges on her. I'm like, well, actually,
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  Speaker 1: from you know, my understanding from watching a Lot of
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  Speaker 1: Love after lock Up is once the police are called
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  Speaker 1: to your house, it's you don't get a choice if
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  Speaker 1: you press charges, it's domestic.
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  Speaker 2: And they said it was one of the sisters who
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  Speaker 2: they think called the police.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think she was like, yeah, come.
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  Speaker 2: Help, here's my question.
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  Speaker 1: My sister's wilded out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gabriella. Where I mean she's obviously, I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: she didn't look exactly like her dad, I would assume
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  Speaker 2: she had a different father. She hates this family, where
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  Speaker 2: is she?
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  Speaker 1: I think she's too smart for them. And there's she's
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  Speaker 1: like on the Monsters. I don't know if you remember
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  Speaker 1: that show. It was a family of monsters, but there
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  Speaker 1: was this one blonde, beautiful girl and then she was
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  Speaker 1: the ugly one because everybody was the monsters. They were
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  Speaker 1: all the monsters. So it's sort of like she's the
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  Speaker 1: one beautiful person in the family, but they think she's
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  Speaker 1: a monster because she's on you know.
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  Speaker 2: But during this court hearing it revealed that she hit
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  Speaker 2: l R.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody else in the house with those initials or I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I think we've just got one. And here's the thing too.
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  Speaker 2: People are like, she's an adult. She can't get that,
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  Speaker 2: but like, really, are you really an adult? Like I
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  Speaker 2: feel like adulthood has been pushed back to at least
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  Speaker 2: twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well you're okay. Let's say, let's say how old
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  Speaker 1: she is Melania.
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  Speaker 2: I hope she's not over twenty one. She's definitely not ninety.
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  Speaker 1: She's twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So she's not an adult yet in my eyes.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, her frontal lobe is definitely not formed.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll actually, you know what, I'm going to go
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  Speaker 2: a step further.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't care she is. Doesn't put her in college.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care she is. And she punched her right,
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  Speaker 1: It's like.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what we give her a weekend stint at Juvie.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's all we can really do at
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  Speaker 2: this point.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. It's a domestic violence against a step father.
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  Speaker 1: I think if she would have had domestic violence against
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  Speaker 1: a boyfriend or a roommate, it would be different. But
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  Speaker 1: this is an adult male living in the house.
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  Speaker 2: That and I also like, I think too about the
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  Speaker 2: fact that she did that Father's Day post.
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  Speaker 1: Did she do it?
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  Speaker 2: I think, what do you think someone else got on
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  Speaker 2: her social media?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think a PR person was like, we're about
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  Speaker 1: to do this, which is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: See. I think that's bad for your case because now
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  Speaker 2: you're like, well, you hit this guy and you're here,
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  Speaker 2: you are saying he's a great guy. If he's not
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  Speaker 2: the one who can press charges against you, if it's
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  Speaker 2: just going to happen no matter what, then I would
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  Speaker 2: be like, I'm so glad that even though my dad's
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  Speaker 2: in the Bahamas selling dildo's, that I still have a
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  Speaker 2: real father, because this man is horrible and abusive and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Like I would, I would try to play that up
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  Speaker 2: more for my case.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know they're filming. This wasn't filmed obviously,
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  Speaker 1: but you know that they've got cameras everywhere, all in
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  Speaker 1: and outside of that house. So at the very least
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  Speaker 1: we're going to get some footage of the cops arriving
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  Speaker 1: and Teresa's telling what happened. Like, I can't talk about
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  Speaker 1: it because it's like at okay, you know borders, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean, Teresa, I rub those three brain sails
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  Speaker 1: together and get away from this guy.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: This season of Jersey, I hope it doesn't even fucking happen.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sick of them putting random ass people together
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  Speaker 2: and trying to tell us that they're friends. Rhode Island
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  Speaker 2: works good because a lot of these people have history together.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the one who didn't was Ashley, which
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: she sucked and Rosie, who at least was better because
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  Speaker 2: she would start some stuff. But she's not the She
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: wasn't like the main energy. It's like Liz, Joelln, Alicia,
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  Speaker 2: and Kelsey all have ties to each other. Rosie was
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: just a local weather girl or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: What did you think about Liz quitting?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm very very upset by it because
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: but people don't understand is some people are like, thank god,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: she's such a dark energy, and it's like, yeah, that's
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: why we need her. We need dark energy. I need
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: someone like Liz who's so fucking scary. Like Liz. Liz
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  Speaker 2: was the craziest ride I've ever been on because she
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  Speaker 2: was here. She was my number one okay, and it
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  Speaker 2: was like, in a matter of two episodes, she was
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  Speaker 2: at my very bottom, even under Rouella, who did nothing
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  Speaker 2: other than have her husband cheat on her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was sad about Liz going because I thought
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  Speaker 1: we needed her. And I think she also, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, she knew everybody organically, and I think
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  Speaker 1: that's important. But I think some I think there's a
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  Speaker 1: federal investigation happening that she doesn't want to be on television.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion, I don't know that's alleged.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I'm I'm upset by it. I do think
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  Speaker 2: it's a loss and we're going to feel it. And
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  Speaker 2: now we're gonna have to get more screen time to Ashley.
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  Speaker 1: God, she's got to get more involved in the group.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: She's got to get more involved in the group. But also,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: like I feel like Ashley became an influencer in like
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  Speaker 2: twenty twelve and she's still doing the same shit.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't know her because I don't. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a Bachelor girly, so I don't.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Know her either, but I know enough about her to
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: hate her. Oh and it's sad because, like I think
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: that she's a nice person, but she's not a housewife.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: She's not made for this.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think she's probably on the
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: wrong show.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, just to the Bachelor World,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: we didn't need her, and I think that. But I
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: think Rhode Island was one of the best first seasons
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: of a show we've ever had.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Are you depressed about Ladies of London? Like, I am
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: so ridiculous? So why? And then I had a listener
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: reach out that said, like that they live in London. Yeah,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: and they said I've seen Real Housewives of London.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you right now, it's nowhere is good
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: as Ladies of London. But we're getting it. It's coming
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: to Peacock sometime.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Here was the problem with Ladies of London. I will
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: say this there was the only problem was we really
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: like hit the ground running. Yeah, and then it felt
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: like all of a sudden they wrapped it up like
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: they were just kind of like, let's end this, and
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: it was almost it came out of nowhere. Like I
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: was like, I couldn't believe that was the finale, and
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: we just I could.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a perfect finale, a fashion show,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a birth, I mean, you know, come on, but it just.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Felt like, all of a sudden, we like sped up
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: time to get to this finale, and that didn't make
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: sense to me. And to the fact that we are
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: not going to have Martha on television anymore, the fact
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: that we are not going to be able to properly
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: mourn the loss of Hecate, that's that's tough.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: The fact that that bird drowned in a bird bath.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: After the news came out that the show was canceled,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Like, it's sort of like with they cancel Real Housewives
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: a Miami and then Lisa Haxting gets arrested for stalking.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: You know who's.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Energy into Real Housewives of New Jersey, which is a flop.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: And did you see the ladies are r ogs of NYC.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: They're getting more episodes order of this The Golden Life.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Before it's even started. Yeah, all right, so we got
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: lou Anne, we got Ramona, got Sonya.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Ye, Kelly, Derenda Winda, what are you doing here without Donda?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. These women helped raise me. You know
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I do, because here's the thing. My
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: birth mother was Vicky Gumbelson in this world and I
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: don't I don't want her to be my mom. But
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: it's like she gave notes to me because she started housewives.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: You know, so you're happy that she's back.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I hate Vicky. Oh okay, she gave birth
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: to me, but I'm not claiming her as my mother.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got it. Okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: You know these women, these were my aunties. These were
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the ones who were like, you know, your mom's too
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: busy out there selling insurance. We're gonna raise you.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, yeah, okay, I'm very excited about it. Now.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: They do have a lot of problematic oh yes, for sure,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: opinions on things. Yes, But if I once a day,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: don't watch Ramona doing in that sand on song?
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: The which song? I go to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to San Juan. So right when that
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: trend hit, I literally was in Puerto Rico and Matt
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: sent me a text and because you gotta do this,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I go, what am I trolling around a baby sit
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: on the beach. No, yea, I missed my opportunity. But
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: to see her do these influence her videos and she's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: just a beat off every time.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: And then her daughter posts on that was equally as bad,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: and it's like the apple doesn't fall far from that tree.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Avery Singer is the sister I never fucking wanted. I
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: hate Avery Singer with a deep passion.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I think Ace and Avery you're cute. What if you
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: guys were twins?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: No, we're not. She's she is Dakota Fanning in Uptown
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Girls before she becomes fun.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You know, that's just that's a young reference that I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: don't get.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: You've never seen Uptown Girls.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: No, I'm sure I have.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: With Britney Murphy rip. You know. Oh my god, that's
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: a good one. That's a great movie, very moving, very touching.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that. Yeah, I will say that. Okay,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: So when does that show come out? Though? When are
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: we getting the Golden Girls? Years?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Not sure? I don't know what our release date is.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, is it Please don't let it be August.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I've got so many shows in August. I'm sorry.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I know that what is a show called Golden Ages
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Golden Years. No, it's not Golden Golden.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Ladies of e It's called it's called Kelly Bensimon's fucking nuts.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: No idea you can't find when it's gonna premiere, But
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I'm excited for it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll love to see some delusional Luiyan and some.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Sonia getting drunk and falling and hurting herself and then
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: to havend Eye. Nothing brings me more joy than Direnda slurring.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Just getting drunk and just just hateful.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: There was an episode I think she's like giving a
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: speech and it might be on the Luens For's wedding.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: It's Lunne and Tom's engagement party. Yes, when we got
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the yacht, Darling, we got the yacht.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, and we can't understand a thing she says. Now
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: that is put that in one of my core memories.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I think that underneath on the screen they put like unintelligible,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like they put those words on the screen because you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: It was like I was gonna say these two, I
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: introduced you and then yeah, and then realized, like what okay,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I think she said something nice.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I love that one. And then there's another one. Too.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: When it's Derinda, Sonya and uh Ramona. Yeah, they're up
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: giving a speech for like a charity, and they're arguing
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: about like who's gonna talk, and she's like be quiet, okay,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's like can you gotta listen? Okay, Like I'm sorry,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: but stop talking, Sonya, and then Derenda's like both of
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: you shut them up, like and it's.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile the girl who's like the recipient of like the
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it's like some like sick child at standing there going.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yes and let's not forget too. Lu Ane saying, you know,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: losing weight's the easy part about the girls that you
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: want to be a model.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were literally like it a soup kitchen. Yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you know it's all relatable. Okay, let me ask you,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: do you think that I have bad hair?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: No? I think you have great hair? All right, Why I.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Just had a listener tell me that the eighties called
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to one of their banks back and that my banks
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: were terrible. Awful was the word. She's actually, so I'm
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: just trying to reevaluate my hair. Wow, Yeah, it was hurtful.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done, like have you done like a
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: center part with like curtain bangs?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I've tried. My hair doesn't want to go in the center.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It's been going to this side since I was born, right,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: And I've tried, Like, I get out of the shower
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: and I go today's the day.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And I tried to do a center part and then
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I ended up looking like you know, like how Selene
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Dion has a really long face. Yeah, yeah, I end
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: up looking like that.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Shoot, you just do what I do. I just wake up.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I woke up and took a shower. I
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: want to tell you I got out of the bed
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: because you know, I don't like to wake up early,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: but I do it for you. I got out of
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the bed at nine oh five, okay.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And again I want people to realize, in what world
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: is nine oh five early for me? Okay?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: And I showered, put on makeup, got a cup of coffee,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: shoved in a Chick fil a Chicken Mini, and was
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: ready to go. Did you I can get ready so fast?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Did you used to struggle when you had to take
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: your kids to school?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, when my son was in middle school and
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: we had to it started at eight, so we had
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: to like really be hitting the road. But I think
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: we had it like it was because it's only like
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: two miles away. But the traffic. Yeah, and he you know,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I know if it was going to like take the
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: bus that came right to our front door. So and
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: my daughter too, went to the same middle school. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: when it was like, I think it started at eight.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: So I think if you didn't hit hit it at
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: exactly like seven thirty nine, you would make it because
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: of the traffic. So we if we get in the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: car at seven forty one, distress, distress and fully in
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: my like not a tooth brushed, nothing, just in the pajamas.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: But you know, lunch is packed, you know, doing my job,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: but pretty unhappy. Then my daughter went to a sort
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: of a special tea cut type of high school because
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: she has such severe ADHD and that school started at ten.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, and guess what you know.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Of the time late. But between the two of us,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it's not a good team.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Not a good team of the morning. I'm best in
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the morning.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I know people when I go to the beach, people
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: are up and they're doing things in the morning, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that's when you can see the best gator spotting and
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the best birds, and you can see the sunrise and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: all this stuff. And I'm just like see you around noon.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: No, I do you think do you stay up late?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I do stay up late, but not like super late.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I mean like last night, I got in the bed
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: at eleven, probably had the Oh I was up later
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: than you. Well, I mean I had the light off
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: by twelve. But then because I'm old, I don't go
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: to sleep right away. You probably your head hits the
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: pillow and it's snooze.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Oh. I've actually developed NARCOLEPSI recently. These kids have taken
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: everything out of me. Yeah, and I'm just like, I'm
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: just gonna like lay here and I'm out gone.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: There's nothing better than a little midday.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Nap, no wake up, and I hate it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh. I love the midday now. But just like so,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I got an MRI yesterday. I actually had two MRIs yesterday. Oh,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: dead asleep. It's like.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, I've never had an MRI, but
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I know I would be scared out of my mind.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Well, if you have any kind of claustrophobia, yeah I do.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And I know you don't pop pills like I do.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But if you took like a little half xanax, it
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: really takes I didn't have to because I was thrilled
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: about the nap. But if you have any kind of that,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: your doctor can prescribe like a little something to take
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: the edge off and then maybe you can relax.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: No, because it's probably my first time taking it, and
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: then I'm gonna be sitting there like, oh God, I
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: think my schizophrenia is being unlocked. Here is the machine
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: always this loud, and they like you have to stand still,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm scared.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I know it'd be terrible you lay down, But it
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: also depends on the part of your body they're doing,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: so this was like my back and stuff. So I
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: laid on my back where they put like a heavy
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: thing on my stomach, which also didn't mind. It felt
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: like a way to blanket. But I've had them before
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: where you have to lay on your stomach.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I would be better on my stomach.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: And it's it's again. It's just a lovely nap in
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: a tube. But they have open MRIs ACEFEO have to
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: get one. They have open ones for people that have.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Cromsheah, Okay, that's good.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you see the video that I sent you
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: of Sarper from ninety Day Fiance being in Scotts Sale
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: or Phoenix or wherever, talking about like this is not
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: natural to be this hot.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know who the person was, so when
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: you said that, I was like, no, I thought you
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: were just sending it to me because I live in Arizona.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: But let me tell you something.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: He's a ninety day fiance person. He's a stand up comedian.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You should go see this.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Check it is absolutely terrible. But we went to the
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Midwest this summer. Okay, perfect, No, I've never been more
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: hot miserable in my entire fuckcause it was human the humidity,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: the humidity, as my mom calls it, The humidity is
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: too much. I can't do the humidity. I hate humidity.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, we were loading up the car with
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: like suitcases, and at one point I feel like I'm
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: just roid raging, throwing shit into the car because I'm
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: so angry at how miserable I am. Just being so wet.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: It's just so sticky. It's like you walk outside and
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: you feel like somebody's put a film on you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I hate it. So I'd rather be here
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: burning up in this dry ass heat and whatever. It is. Miserable,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: don't get me wrong.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But what do you do with the kids to like
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you have? Like, Okay, we got to play before six
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: am or after nine pm.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: So we try to do if we're gonna do anything outside,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: we have a pool. Everyone in Arizona has a pool. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: that's that's helpful. But I mean a lot of our
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: play dates during the summer consist.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Of target.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Small walking basically.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, mall's probably thrive in Arizona because people want
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: to go inside.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I hate a mall, though I love Oh my god,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: there's nothing worse than a mall. And just you go
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: to the food court and you smell eight million different
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: types of food together.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Well, don't go to the food court. Don't do that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you have to walk by it to go to
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: certain places.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I have to go to the mall tomorrow because I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: have to get my computer fixed. Yeah, and that's where
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: the Apple store is, and I'm very excited about it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, here's the other funny thing. Arizona has a ton
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: of outdoor malls.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Well that do they have the misters.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Sometimes but not usually.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Midwest not for.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: You, No, No, I thought it would be. I thought
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I was gonna love the Midwest. I was ready to
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: make it my whole personality. And then I felt one
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: lick of that humidity and I was out.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: And you were literally like a lick at humidity. Yeah, okay,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: oh see, so you hate Vicky. This is surprising. I
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm in the minority as usually I am
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: with things, but I enjoy Vicky a lot. What I do?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I love it. What is it that you enjoy about her?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: The way that she told these people like and come back,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I'll pay you, Leida. I'm like, you didn't pay them,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: The fact that she thinks that and delays should give
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: them their firstborn child. The fact that she's so fucking entitled,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: The fact that she went on the reality podcast and
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: was like she thinks in her head that this Real Housewives,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Ultimate Girls Trip twenty years or whatever thing is her show.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: The way that she always says, it's my show, it's
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: my show, this is this is my show, I VICKI.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: She's not wrong. Ace. She did start the franchise. She
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: was the first housewife on the first Housewife franchise, So
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: she's not wrong. Should she say it out loud? No,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: But she's not so wrong.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: If we only had oh see, we would have quit
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: a long time ago. These other women. Maybe she started it,
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: but the she didn't build it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't matter. She's still the og the oz.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: No, I'm a respect on Abelson. I don't need her.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I don't need her and Shannon and their hijiings. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: don't need Shannon walking Archie and Troy and being like
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: oh whoa, whoa, who my god, shut up, Ace, my
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: headphones fell off. A yeah, calm down, Shannondo. It's under
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: my skin because you know what, I was a Shannon
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Badour champion when she started the show.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: When she started with the big house with the crystals
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: in the wall and her horrible husband like shoving chips
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: in his mouth and calling her fat.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, ye loved that Shannon. She was She was really unhinged.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Now she's performative on it. She's still unhinged, but she
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: hides that from and she gives us this performative like
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: who I'm crazy? Like, shut up.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I agree with you that sometimes it does seem performative.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: But we find we see this with housewives, right, we
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: see it with Derenda, who was constantly quoting her own tagle. Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I mean I just saw something. I don't know what
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: it was a show for I don't know if oh
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: it was like a password or match game or one
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: of those Jimmy Fallon shows. And it was a Housewives edition.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And the clip that they showed is Enda going, I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: made a noise, and I was like, okay, when you
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: constantly quote your own quotes.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing, though, it was an iconic quote,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Shannon and Vicky falling over on a beach, It's not
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: like we've seen it.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I agree that with you about Shannon being leaning in
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: like Derenda has like leaning into that part of her personality.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: And then she gets so threatened when people talk about
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: what a nightmare she is.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's I think, and I think they did
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: on a couple of reunions. Back roll a clip of
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: every single reunion where somebody has mentioned her drinking. Yeah,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: to me, you're a person that doesn't drink at all.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a person who lives with a recovering alcoholic. To me,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm a person who enjoys a drink. I think
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: it would be pretty easy just to not have a
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: drink on camera for three months. She is, but she
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: just don't do it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: She is literally I will tell you this one, then
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: they can't They can't talk about you if you don't
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: do it on camera, do you know what I mean?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I know, But I also I hate a sober housewife.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than a sober housewife. I'm not interested
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: in that lifestyle. But I did go and lay down
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: where Shannon Badoor had her DUI. It was still like
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: in shambles when I went, and so I laid down
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: as though she hit me. And I did appreciate that
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: moment in time. But Shannon's she is the definition of
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: a Karen. She's awful. I'm a Katie Janella apologist through
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: and through.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Well I know everybody knows, we know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And I love Katie and I will do anything to
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: defend her honor. And I just is Shannon could be
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: the old crazy that she was when she was like
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: you were all gonna see, you will see and I'm
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: like and just going on and Heather being like, do
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: you think that she's having a psychotic break? Should we
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: call it an ambulance? God?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Well, again, she was with David Badour, and that's when
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: you know, no woman ever drove herself crazy, right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: So I think David Badour was Shannon Badour's one true
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: love though.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely yeah, but unfortunately not his.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: No, but I don't think this other wife is his either.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: No, he's rolled through how many times they fill for divorce,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: like at least twice a week exactly. Yeah? Okay, so oci,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: So who else is on the OC? Are you concerned
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: about Heather Debro's shocking weight loss? Because I am.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: You know what if that woman, if that, if her
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: mother was my mother, right, I would also probably will
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: look like that.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would also be.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: That's not true. I'd be the opposite. I look like
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Tammy from Thousand Pounds Sisters, because I would just eat
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: to deal with that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Woman, eat with your feelings.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her mother is awful. She is, she's her and
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Muzzy could join a majen group.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, is she worse than Muzzy?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, because here's the thing. I think the only difference
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: is that Heather's mom knows that she's on camera, so
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: we're seeing her at her best.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, you think Heather's mom is acting, She's good in
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: her mind, She's like, I am being a great mom
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Yes? Absolutely? Wow.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Do you think Terry Debrerou's money came from inheritance from
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: his brother being the lead singer of Quiet Riot.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: So I went and I spread that rumor like wildfire,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: because I don't.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Think Quiet Riot made so much money that they could
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: buy a twenty million dollar house.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: No. I spread that rumor like a year or two
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: ago about that and about I guess his dad dying.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't really think about the fact that, like his
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: mom would get whatever money his dad died. Yeah, But
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I still it doesn't quite make sense to me how
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: they have so much money.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: They've been on a lot of TV shows. I mean,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: not necessarily her, but I mean he's been on three
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: different E shows, so he makes money from that and.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Came on the show. When they came on the show,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: though they had a shit ton of money.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I think they're very good at house flipping, you know.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: And we just saw them lose eight million dollars on
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: a house.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that's nothing to.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Them exactly, because how do they have so much money?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Who's he doing tits.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: On anybody and everybody? And he's had several TV shows,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: and they've launched brands and things, some successful, some not.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I think that I think that their money is eighty
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: percent earned twenty percent, you know, investments from inheritance. Okay, well,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Vicky's not completely wrong, is what I'm saying.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I think that I'm grateful that we have at least
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: money from her, because otherwise we got Emily and we
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: got Gina. And let me tell you what, if we
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: make it to a season twenty one, which I really
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: do believe, season twenty is a funeral. That's why all
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the women are dressed in black. They're like, we're taking
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: this thing out back, we're shooting it. I agree, But Okay,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like if they do get a season twenty
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: one and Gina's on it, her journey needs to be
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: about just going and seeing a chiropractor, because I would
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: love to see her back.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, I would like to see more about his crazy
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: ex wife who was stalking them and they were like
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: every other week having to call the police on this woman,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: and now the kids live with them full time. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: think I personally think it's a dangerous situation for them
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to be in because this woman is unhinged and I
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: watch enough Dayline to know how it could end.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: But we need more of it on camera, We need more.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Of it discussed because she discussed it when she asked
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: him to move out. I think she asked him to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: move out for her own safety. Probably she's like, I
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: don't want me and my kids. This woman is driving up,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: is sitting in front of our home daily.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Also this drives me insane. But yes, why is Emily
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Simpson's house. Her carpet is always covered in saran wrap.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: It looks like she's always doing work on it. But
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I think she's like, I don't want these camera men
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: dragging their feet through my house, and so she get
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: over yourself. I hate Emily Simpson. I will never like
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Emily Simpson again. I think that if you're gonna waste
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: my time, say, I'm gonna talk to them like you're stupid.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: I think your little husband's a TRB. I think that
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: your mom, your step or your mother in law looks
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: like the keebler elf.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: But she can't help that.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I understand that she shouldn't be catching strays right now.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: But I hate Emily Simpson and I will never forgive her.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: And I think that she hurt Katie Janella in a
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: way that I cannot forgive.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Well, here's what I'll say about Emily. Her body be.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Banging yes, I'll give her that, because good.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Lord, like, Wow, her body's banging, and I'm gonna give
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: her that. I don't hate her. I I feel that
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Emily and continue to be on our screens, even though
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: people have called for them to be chopped for at
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: least seven.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Seasons, right for every season they've been on.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I'm entertained by Gina a lot. I think she's got
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of good one liners.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Gina to me, since we've been able to kind of
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: reel it in on the looks. Once we took those
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: extensions out, as we started getting some outfits that weren't
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: only from Forever twenty one, yeah, it felt like, Okay,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I can handle her. I don't want Emily. I want
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: her gone, and I will lead that rally. If I
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: had to pick between Vicky and Emily, I would pick Vicky.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Well, well, yeah, any normal person would. Okay. I would
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: like to talk about Jen Piedronte and her pyromaniaccent.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: What has happened to her faith?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Does it look like that?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, she was so gorgeous.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: And now she's terrifying the second time my headphone, I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: didn't notice that with her face.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: It's not in the episode it's in the confessionals.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well, I gotta tell you I
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: was half watching it. But she does enjoy some face work.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: So can I tell you something that blew my mind?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Yes? Please?
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: When I saw her ex husband in my head this
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: whole time, her ex husband was kind of like a
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: like a don't look him up yet. Let me explain first.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I imagined him to kind of be like a little
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: bit heavier set, you know, but like the successful business type.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: I just I've pictured this the entire time. He's fit
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: and bald. Okay, I can see that coming.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Well, she's very fit, so I know.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: But like my mom is fit and my dad is not.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: You know, that's how a lot of times it goes. Okay,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: there's kind of a man with some chub on him
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: and he's with a woman like that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: You know, my husband is fit and I am not.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: So I am the goo in the relationship.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I think gotcha well with bad Banks. But I was
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: shocked that he's bald and in shape.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I was like, what, but maybe he got in shape
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: after she got in shape, do you know what I mean?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he got in shape when he married her
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: friend or whatnot.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I kind of imagine him to
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: look like a hotter version of oh, what's the guy
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: who killed his son and his wife and Chris Watts. No, no, god, no,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: he's he's got a great body. Unfortunately it was from those.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Oh Murda, oh god.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: But like a hot version of that.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: How how how do you make that hot?
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: It just it could happen. Jeez, Louis, That's what I
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: was picturing this whole time.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, Now, I know you love to watch the documentaries
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: about the Terrible Mom. So we had Mackenzie Schrilla, we
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: had Taylor from Maternal Instincts, and of course we had
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: your favorite, the lady from high school Caffish, Yes, Kendra, Kendra.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: So and you know this obsession really started with Patsy Ramsey.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, she didn't kill her daughter, but okay, she
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: didn't she did not kill her daughter, and now she's dead,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: so let's don't talk ill of her.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Listen. Yeah, I'm telling you right now, Patsy Ramsey died
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: with a lot of secrets.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: But one of them was that that she killed her daughter.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't think.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: So, but that's kind of where like that's where I
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: got started, and then I fell in love with mommy dearest.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good one.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: And then I from there it's just like I love
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: an awful mother.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, how do you feel? Like like Betty Broderick, she
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: just died, you know that story.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Was she the remind me who she is?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: So she and her husband were married for like twenty years.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: She lost she had season two right, no, this is
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: from way back.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: No, but they did Dirty John season two based on her.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Oh did they?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Yes? I'm pretty sure.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: And then she put him through med school and law
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: school and then he literally left her for his like
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: twenty year old assistant, and she after they were like
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: she had a boyfriend and they were like fully divorced.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: She just one night in the middle of the night
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: was like, you know what, fuck that guy whenever they
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: shot him in the face.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I blame okay, I blame him though, Oh yeah, okay.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Good, he was terrible. But so we've got Have you
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: been listening to those like McKenzie Serrilla calls from jail?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: No, Oh my god.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: They're so good. It's like, God, Mom, can you just
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: call up here and tell them? Like, my bet is
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: so uncomfortable Oh my god. I love her, and her
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: mom's like, yeah, last time I called it didn't go.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's in like prison for killing two people,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: and she wants her mom to call up a complaint
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: about her mattress.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: You know what the Taylor.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know her whatever her name is, maternal instinct.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: She she has a whole list of requests while she's
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: in prison.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: And she's talking to her mom too.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her mom is following through.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her mom needs to.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: You know, Taylor's got real bad migraines. Can you guys
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: turn the lights down? It not she's having a hard time.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Oh well, you know what, the lights didn't get turned
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: down when she was cutting the feetus out of her friend.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, So wait, fuck her? Yeah, fuck her
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: and put a T shirt over your eyes okay, or
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: yeah whatever.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Or just stab your eyes out at this.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Point, all right, we have to talk about The Valley.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank god. Okay, everyone's shitting on the Valley.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Everyone's saying that The Valley.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Best show on television besides Platform That show you so much.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel. I love the I love to
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: hate Dan.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Ya Okay, I have a question. Yeah, this is a big,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: big bone of contention for me in my life.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Oh god, is it about La La? No?
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, do you get screeners for the Valley?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wish.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Okay if you said you got screeners for the Valley?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: And I've been begging and I now have found the
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: other person that likes the Valley, it's you, because everybody
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: hates it. I'm like, well, I want you give me screeners.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I'm the only person that likes it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I heard that Bravo screeners are like you would you
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: would be able to grow a third arm easier than
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: get screeners from Bravo.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I wrote them specifically to the person that I knew
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: was in charge of the screeners for this show. I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: got the information and the person wrote back with the
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: other person c seed on it. They gave me the
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: information and was like, I will look into it and
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: get back to you. Well that's been two months. Yeah,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: so they're never going to give me screeners.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I love the Valley so much, it's.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: So good, and I have nothing. I as you can
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: imagine being I was married to somebody like Danny, not
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: not his personality, but the hiding of the drinking, and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: they're lying about it. And it is so triggering to me,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: but it also just fuels my anger.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: But did you take on the NIA approach? Were you
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: always covering for him?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Uh? Somewhat. But I would never like go and like
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: stand between and be like, don't talk to my husband
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I love La La Kent.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I would just be like, go ahead, rip him a
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: new and I'll give.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: A fuck never apologize for it. Danielle. Danielle, daniel Look
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: at your wife, Danielle. Danielle, look at Danielle, Focus on me,
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Focus on your hands for focus on me, like, oh
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I when he says so much, what did he say?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: He said, you're going to heighten me. He said, you
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: need to quit talking to me like that. You're going
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: to heighten me. And she goes, Okay, daniel you're right.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: I'll I realized that maybe I shouldn't have been so
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: quick to react Danielle. Every time she says, daniel I
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: don't drink, but I'm gonna become an alcoholic.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: When they were on that boat and it's my birthday
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: and he's doing like a STOSSI it's my birthday. They
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: went to give the baby to the nanny and she goes,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I think this is a good quiet place for the baby. Danielle,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: what do you think? He's like, you know, yeah, it's fine,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm trying to check in with you.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Can you look at me and check in with me?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Do you think this is a safe space for the baby?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I was like, you're on a boat. There's literally one
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: place where the nanny can go with the baby. And
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: do you think he gives a flying fuck? No? He's like,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: why is this baby here? Could have stayed at the
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: hotel with the nanny.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm not trying to be mean. I'm really not
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: trying to be mean.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, careful what you say. What is it going to be?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: That baby looks like a sea urchin. It could have
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: been fine. It would have been fine.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody talks about how cute that baby is. Who everybody
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: is like, that baby so cute? I want to eat
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: that baby. That baby's so cute.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I would be worried that baby was gonna eat the boy.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Ya I think that Kristen's christ is so cute. Oh
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: my god, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but it's true.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Ace. I try to get through an episode with you
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that you're saying something terrible.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Right now, don't go for the kids. But she's never
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: gonna see this.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: So, oh my god, oh lord. Well I love the show.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I love La La just you know I'm gonna pop,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get popped. I love all of it. She's
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: just constantly pulling out old La Lah with the headband
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: and she's going all street on it.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I love it great.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I love it, I I and I maybe you love
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: it because you're sort of not sort of you are
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: in this same phase of your life where there's postpartum,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you're stress, there's babies, there's you know. And so with Kristen, yes,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: she's being horrible to Luke, but he also is not.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: There's nothing he can say that's right, so he actually
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: just probably needs to just not. Here's the thing I was,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: they need therapy.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: I was on Luke's side, which is really hard because
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I don't like to be on men's side. I always
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: like to be on a women's side. I hate men.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And but so that that tells you how bad I
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: thought things were. And I get that she has postpartum,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I get that she's struggling, but I was like, girl,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: come on, like you're being awful to him, yeah, And
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: then he said, I've only gone out like three times
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: this week. It's like, oh god, you know, no.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Three times this week?
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, You're so stupid.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And the thing, his whole thing is, I don't even
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: want to be in la. I don't have any friends.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I hate it. Okay, well, then don't go out, stay
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: home with your baby.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Right, But somehow you still find a way to go out.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go out?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Wants to go out?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Wants to go out? Where are you going out to
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: a bar just to sit?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: My version of going out is some chain restaurant five
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: minutes from my house.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Are you getting a spinach artichoke dip right away?
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I'll tell you what. I love a spinach
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: and artichoke dip.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Do you too? And you know what, I hate spinach
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: and I hate artichokes, but somehow same.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Well, actually I think I like spinach, but it's also
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: the cheese in the mayonnaise and the mayonnaise. But I
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: feel like, you know what, I'm having spinach and I'm
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: having artichoke healthy salad.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Basically it's a salad. Okay. On this show? Who else
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: can we talk about?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Brittany? Brittany and her piece of sheep Boy Free and
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: the girl has the worst picker I've ever seen in
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: my entire life. Also, could we have put back filming
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: maybe one month so she could have some what recovered
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: from her mom make over?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I think a month would have helped everybody on this cast. Yes,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: what do you think about Jack's And it's kind of
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: like confirmed now that he's been playing spanging their their
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: joint bubblicist this whole.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Time, how is it? And like she's been working with
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: them for so long, so it's like you've seen Jax
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: through every awful phase.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: That he's Yes, she's tried to spend it for him,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: and and.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Somehow she's believing her own lies. How could you ever
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: want to be with someone like Jax Taylor?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because I don't think he's like great
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: in bed or. I mean, we know he's good at
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: love bombing, but.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I mean still, you know what, I don't think love
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: bombing would work on me because I assume everybody really
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: hates me.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: So well, try it right now. Yeah, yeah, you are
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: the funniest person I've ever met. Okay, well stop, see
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: it works, Okay, it like you have great hair.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna believe any physical compliments. The only one
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I'll believe is if you say I'm funny. Oh okay,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: really hit me in the heart.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, well you are very very funny. Now you're inappropriate,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: but that's part of your charm. Okay, is there anybody
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: else in the valley we need to discuss the Jackson
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: the pumplicys. Thing is is she is she quite a
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: bit older than him or just the same age?
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: No, The thing is is I think Jacks is like
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: fifty seven years old, like the man is old. He's
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: not as The problem is, we met him and he
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: was forty and we all thought he was like twenty three.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm fifty seven, So how dare you ken?
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: You're not on vander pump rules?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Thank god?
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: You know you're not wearing that cute little sir dress.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Oh my godless see how old is Jack's tayler.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to guess fiftyfty forty seven? Oh close enough?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Forty seven? Okay, Okay, Now I'm gonna say but.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Like the whole show is just like it's you think.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: You watch these people and you're like, god, they they've
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: got to get this figured out for thirty year olds
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: and it's like, no one's thirty Lori Krebs.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't. It doesn't say.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Herr krabs is going to get Lori crabs from him.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: That's for sure. That's not going to go well for her.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Oh that was funny, that's thank you. That's gross. Okay,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Atlanta and neither one of us are caught up. So
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I know that they skipped an episode because it was
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: fourth of July. But lot this past week there was
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: an episode. Everybody's like best episode ever blah blah blah. Yeah,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately you and I haven't watched it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: No.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Overall, are you enjoying the season?
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: So I'm having I'm having a very hard time because
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: I'm enjoying the season. However, I was also very much
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: show a Samia apologist, and it's getting harder and harder.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: It's getting harder and harder.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I like her her wealth. I enjoy her wealth.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I love when her and Porsche were besties and she
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: was her sidekick. I would have rolled the carpet, I
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: would have done I would have laid my body across
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: the tracks for her. I loved everything about her. So
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: when they announced her as full time, I was like, yes, yes, yeah,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: we're gonna have it. And then her first season, I
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: was like, it's different than I was thinking. But I'm
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: one of those people like I'll trick myself, and this
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: season it's like, I can't trick myself for any longer.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I wish marlow was still around.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I fucking Marlowe to me was one of the absolute best,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: and they got rid of her so fast. I and
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: then you know what, they need to bring Kenya back.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: It'll happen. I think, so it'll happen. Are there any Bravo,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: any Brava lawsuits we need to talk about speaking?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: So? Oh shoot, why can't I think of her name
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: off the top of my head right now? Oh my god, Candy, No,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: it looks like Michael Jackson, Angela Oakley, Angela oak I
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: was gonna say Angela, well, I was gonna say Angela Williams,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: but I don't know where that came from. So she
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: is also hard for me because I hated her and
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: now I love her.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't like her at first, but now because she's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: so quick and so funny, I'm like, okay, but why
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: have they put her in the world's smallest chair and
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: she's clearly six feet.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Tall, because you know, it's we have to sabotage women.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: They've put her in like a child, like a three
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: year old chair, and she's six feet tall, and it
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: is not nice.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: We didn't spend enough time hating on Danny for me.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's go back. Okay, let's go back,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: let's go back.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I just feel like this man, I canna.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I could do one hour on Danny.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love to hate him. Now he
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: is reporting that he is five to nine.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to tell you this, andighty Cohen is
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: five nine and that's true. I've met him, I've stood
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: next to him. He is, in fact five to nine.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: He's he's a scoach taller than I am. Right, Okay,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I've had a boyfriend that's five to nine, so I
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: have a reference. Yeah, this man I've also met, and
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: he is shorter than I am and I'm five or five. Right,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: he could have he could have been eye level with me,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: but he definitely You must have seen him at bravokn
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: as well. At some point he was around you know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: What I probably did, but I thought he was a
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: child who was lost.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Well, you just didn't. All I know is when I
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: saw him at Bravakhn and I spoke to him, I'm
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: sure I have a photo. I've never seen such a
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: spray tan on a man in my life.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I hate him.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: And I later talked to Michelle in like the VFP room.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I just she was just standing there waiting to like
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: go in one of those things, and I was chatting
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: with her and couldn't have been nicer. And I was like,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I just meant to and he has such a bad
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: spright hand. She was like that tracks and she was like.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what too. Michelle wasn't interested, wasn't interested.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I would die for this woman now, love her. I
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: would die for Michelle.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: She's a Sleeper's Michelle's a sleeper.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, but now I'm like, wait, she's she's like a
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: girl's girl. And you know who else? I love Lacey?
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: In what world do I love Lacey? But every time
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: that she puts Jesse down, I feel better. I like,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: you're not going to speak like that, Jesse. If you
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: ever talk to a woman like that again, I will
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: never talk to you. And I think that you're a
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: piece of shit scum. And I'm just like thank you.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: She just everything he says. She's like, oh, she's so stupid.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: She hates him. She's like, can I please be on
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: the show without this ball and chain?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I also because of the lawsuits and things, I was like, God,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want this girl to this thirst bucket to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: be on the show. But because she's so nice and
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: understanding with Michelle.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Forgiven, forgiven, No, I like her and that she's mean
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: to Jesse. Back to Daniel though, Okay, I so his dad,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I guess is a pasture, as Tamara Judge says, he
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: is back where they live. I am telling you right now.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: One day, yea, we are going to lift the rug
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: up and there are going to be some skeletons there.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely. And I don't know if you've talked to Kate,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: but Kay Casey has done kind of a deep dive
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: on the church that Danny and Nea go to. Oh
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: she did a whole Patreon about it. And yeah, so
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: the pastor of that church that they go to is
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: literally it's sort of like Hills Song adjacent. Okay, and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: if you look him up, it literally says like fashion designer, filmmaker,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: her pastor actor voiceover leader of the Dadada Church. Like
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: that's what the pastors, that's what it says. Like on
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: their website, it lists all his other things that he does,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: including being a pastor. So that's problematic. And they have
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of problematic opinions on people that are different,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: so such as gay people.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: So I thinkna budied up to Zach this season as
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: bestie's because she was like, look, I like a gay person.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I have a gay friend.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I have a gay friend. Now don't get me started
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: on that black gay girl, because absolutely not. That's too far.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: You know. Nia is What's so sad about Nia is
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: she could be the most beloved person on reality TV,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: but we have to hate her because of her husband
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: and how she deals with everything surrounding him. And I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: think that she's boring, but I think that she's she
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: could be such a good person if she was with him.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I think so too. I think when we first met her,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: we were like, Wow, look at this angel, saint, miss
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: America whatever, you know. But because of him, she's been
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: dragged down.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: It's so, oh my god. He's the absolute worst. You know.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I used to say Kyle Cook was the worst man
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: on Bravo.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Before that it was Jack's.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Before that was Jack's, then it was Kyle Cook, but
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: now it's Danny. There is nobody worse than Danny. And
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how like it's let's just say, like,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: let's say that the Janet thing was blown out of proportion.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: What you can do is you can sit there and apologize,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: and you can listen to her and say, like, I'm
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: so sorry that like I made you uncomfortable. That was
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: never my intention, and she could open up to you
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: about the things that happened in her past and I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: would be like, I understand now, like and I I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: am so sorry. He will not say I'm sorry. She
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: will not say I'm sorry, and therefore I'm going to
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: hate them forever. You hate Janet too, I've no, I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: love Janet. Yeah, I'm saying Nia will never say I'm sorry.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Oh no.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: And the fact that she was like it wouldn't have
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: gone blown up in the press if you hadn't said anything.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not where we should be focused right now.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: We should be focused on the fact that your husband
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: and also what they're both are too stupid to understand
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: is that when everyone says we don't have a problem
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: with him drinking. She keeps being like everyone drinks, everyone drinks, well,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: no one turns into a freaking little munchkin from the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz and starts grabbing ass on everybody and
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: yelling at everybody. And I'm like, that's the problem. It's
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: not that he's drinking, it's how he acts when he drinks. Yes, absolutely, Well,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Brittany gets drunk and she starts talking about DTNA and
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: she gets a heavier k.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, cool, Brittany's an absolute drunk. I don't care,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: doesn't bother me.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: She's at a bar showing a Mexican bartender like this
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: is my son.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and it's like, I don't care. I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: don't care if you're a drunk. Love it. I honestly,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: it makes TV better. But the problem is that he
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: is very problematic and they will never own that and
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: they will never apologize for it. And all she does
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: is like, I want to protect Danielle. I want to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: protect Danielle.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Yesterday I was recording with somebody and they said that
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: they had heard that they were not going to go
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: to the reunion Danny and Nya.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: No, they went already. So okay, I listened to an
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: episode of Bitch sessh. You know I love those gales, Yes,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: and they Danielle came on and was like, oh my god,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: there is this thing. Well it was posted. I want
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: to believe it was posted for like season two, not
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: even season three. It was like a fake thing. And
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: because they said, Nia was on Watch What Happens Live
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: and she was like, the reunion was very telling, very
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: eye opening or whatever. So she was already there when
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: this whole announcement came out that they weren't going to
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: be at the reunion.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: But you just said you thought it was from season two.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm saying that rumor started in season
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: two and then somehow it resurfaced, this post of them
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: saying they're not going to go to the reunion and
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: they're done with the show. Blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: It was all fake and they were already at this
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: season's reunion.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: How do you know that the season's reunion has already
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: been filmed?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Because she said that, Andy said what did you think
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: of the reunion? And she said, I think that it
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: was very eye opening for three?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, Okay, interesting.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Because I mean the show's it's right around the corner
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: the finale. Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm going to stand
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: by this.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a person that might know more than
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: us said it. So I'll ask this person and then
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I'll get back to you.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Who was this person?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you later.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I can't it's more than us.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I can't tell it. It's a source who.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Knows more than me. It's absolutely not. Also, where's Eddie Judge?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: He was in the kitchen on the first episode.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Wasn't he did he die?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: No? Wasn't he in the kitchen talking to Tamara and
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: that daughter? You know they have a podcast now, the daughter,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Tamara and the daughter listen. You and I professional podcasters.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I like to think we have a decent sized audience. Please,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: anybody that is listened to ACE or to Pink Shade,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: let me know if you're going to listen to Tamar
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: and her daughter's podcast.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: The only podcast I would listen to would be her
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: other daughter's podcast. That podcast I would listen to.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: That's to tell all I need. It's like, it's like
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: when Lydia Plath went on that Dugger podcast. It was
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: like my mother left the house when I was eighteen,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: my mother left the family. I was like, yes, Lydia,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: you do it?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Can I ask you because you are such a plathor
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: just an expert, but yes, this past season, where did
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: you stand in everything?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Give me a person to discuss which.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: One, well I'm talking about in the family vers Lydia
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: and Zach.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't like how we ended last season. We
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: talked about are you good? Yeah? You good? You know
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy any of that.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: No, and I was ready to I was ready to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: ride or die for Zach at the end of season
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: two or what not season two, but the end of
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: that season.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Season seven, yes, I agree with you. And the way
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: they treated him was terrible. And the night before the wedding,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: they separated the two of them and the whole not Berry,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: of course, but some members of the family pull Lydia aside,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: and I was like, you're making a terrible mistake. You know,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: you haven't known him long enough. He's clearly light and
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: his loafers the whole thing, right, So that was terrible
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: and we were all seemply and then they all got
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: into a fight when brother ripped off the other one's nose.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Now we never see him anymore, and he had that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: horrible girlfriend. So so when we had go into this
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: season with Zach's a little bitch is out here in
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: everybody's business, well, I was like, Okay, they just don't
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: like him because he's not a big partier and he's
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: sort of a Puritan and that okay, So now they
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: all like to drink and get drunk because now Kim
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: said it was okay.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: So I liked him at the beginning me too, because
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: I liked that he was he was forcing them, he
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: was out in all of them.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I liked it he was. And he was also like, Lydia,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: stand up there. They've treated you terribly your whole life, right,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: So I was all for that. But once I started
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: finding out that when the cameras weren't rolling, he was
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: like telling them they're going to hell because they're playing
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: cards against humanity, or that they were drinking in front
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: of Amber and she was about to commit herself to
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the church. And when we already know, we've already heard
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: that Kim buys Amber the white class just like she's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: duper Isaac, you know, like we already know.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: It drove me nice. But by the end that I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: had to be against Lydia and zach and it's not
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: even really Lydia, it's mostly Zach for Lydia. Like, and
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: the fact that he was like, please let me answer
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: this question.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I'm speaking, and then.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: She comes on Instagram. I was like, guys, what you
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: don't know is we had been filming for twenty six
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: hours that day. Zachary hadn't even had lunch or anything
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: that day, and he was just feeling a little crappy. Okay.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: She always makes an excuse for him, but I can
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: you imagine saying like, you, guys, you never do anything
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: that we want to do. Well, yeah, we don't want to,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: like it's a Friday night. I'm sorry that we don't
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: want to sit around and sing worship songs and you know,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: read the Old Testament together.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: What do you think about their friend Taylor, the gay
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: man that was married to a man for like ten
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: years and is the manager of Georgio's, but now he's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: against gay people and he's had conversion therapy at age
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: like sixty.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: So because we get the screeners for plathfill I deep dived.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, TolC and not thank you, thank
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you TLC.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Because of that, I was deep diving him before the
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: episode came out. He had so much gay hate stuff face.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: He hates the gays, even then he was married to
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: a man for ten years.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: He'd put it all private and now you can't see
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: any of it. But it was a fun dive. It
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: was a fun dive to just see, like.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Listen, you want to look at something crazy, you can
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: look at his his gay hating Facebook, which is crazy
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: since he is gay. And also kk Kins trying to
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: sell slave memory Amelia and get mad at people and
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: call them snowflakes if they're like, actually, you should probably
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: just like donate this to a museum or people probably
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have it as like a fun artifact. You guys,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I could talk about plaths twenty four to seven, I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: start talking. I could go to sleep. I could talk
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: about it in my sleep. I so I will just
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: a quick promo for myself. We did cover season eight
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: on the free feed always before we put it always
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: on you know, behind the paywall. But I was like,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: let's just see what's doing on the free feed. People
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: loved it. So we are at Keisha and I have
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: gone back to do an entire rewatch. We're in season four.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what's happening in season.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Four, trying to remember where we were at season four
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: and now want two is the COVID season. Yes, I
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: did like that one. I couldn't do that.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Between season one and season two is where Ethan became
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: a different person.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: He went from like, Honey, I'm the googer from down
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: the street.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, I never had a cool I got to see
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: olive boobies.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: We went from that to just pure darkness. Now we're
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: in season four and this is when it's Micah's twenty
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: first birthday and they go to the strip club and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Ethan's stairs at the.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Floor the Alien Strip Club, Yes, and he brings his
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: little cars with him to keep him occupied, like he
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: had to bring his iPad with him.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: He and Micah is literally getting a lap dance some
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: hooker and I'm not scary a stripper, and Ethan in
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: this talking hand goes, I don't know, Michael was next
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: to me in the chair with that girl, and all
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I heard was I had to look away, and Olivia's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: just laughing, like lean into it, Bud, And then okay,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: so we have that, and then we have Barry and
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Kim and her just saying to him like, I don't
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: want to do this anymore. Is too little too late?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Like he's like, I know, I took you for granted,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: but maybe we can work it out. And she's like, no,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: it's too little, too late, and he looks right out
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: of her and goes, why you being so selfish, which,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: by the way, is that's just why is himself selfish?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: We don't know, but she didn't need to divorce him.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: But anyway, it's a great episode that we just covered.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: So that is over on Pink Shade Prime with Keisha.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Keisha calls it Whitey Wednesday because she just can't get
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: over the whiteness of the white people it is.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: It's very white. As someone who has a son who
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: looks like a long lost plath. Yes, you know, well
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of sunscreen, it's a lot of yeah, you know,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: long sleeve.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Swim shirts. Like k Casey says, she could wander right
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: onto that farm and they wouldn't even notice, No for sure, No,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: uh so funny. Anyway, it's great. So we're covering that
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: over in Prime. We're in season four and it's really
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: getting good. It's really getting good. I mean this is
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: when Micah goes to La and all of a sudden
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: he has friends of different colors, and like they ask him, like,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: have you ever dated a guy? He goes not that
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: I know of. Like he's just open and free. I
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: love it.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: I love Micah Plath and we need him back. I
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: need him to figure out life. I think that that
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: awful girl Veronica did a number on him.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Sure did?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: She is a monster? Did you see that? For? She
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: was like should I text my ex? Happy Pride? And
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: then she like posts a screenshot like she thinks she's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: so funny, and I'm like, not a thing about you
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: is funny.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: She literally is on Reddit as Veronica Plath.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: And I don't. I don't. I don't even want to
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: be part of the show.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll quit posting our reddit, go and sell homes
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: to people in Boca and get the fuck out of here. Okay,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: we have to go now because we talked for too long. Yes,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: and you know what I am doing after this. I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: am going to be recording with Keisha about Welcome to Platform.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: So there's the last plug for that. Now I need
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: to know what's happening over on shit Talk Fannings. What
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: are you guys talking about it specifically? Because there's no
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Sister Wives on, So what are you talking about?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Well, we're we're recapping a lot right now. We're doing
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: thousand pounds sisters. Uh, we're getting we're getting caught up there.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: We're like at season six now. But something I'm really
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: excited about, Okay, next coming up. We we have been
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: able to come across in a show that has been
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: wiped from the ether. Okay, And I don't know if
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: you'll remember this, Okay, the Willis family.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: No, don't know it is it like doubling down with
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: the Jaikos and that lady is like threatening to kill
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: all her children. Now that's a crazy story. Worse Okay,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Willis's I don't know the Willises.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: The Willis where this country thing in Faiam. They were
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: homeschool but they didn't have like they weren't like they
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: were like a refreshing duggers. They weren't the duggers. They
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: weren't you know, like they were like And I remember
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: watching it being like I remember saying, if anything ever
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: comes out negative about this family, I'm gonna be so
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: sad because they are just so wonderful. I love them. Okay,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: dad was sexually assaulting kids the entire time. He goes
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: on like a high speed chase with police. He gets
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: it's it's insane. So they wiped it from the internet
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: and now we have a copy of it and we're
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: gonna go back. We're gonna recap it. But like, now,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited to watch it knowing what I know,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: because wa, wait, how can other people watch it? We
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: we give him a copy?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on through Patreon.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, you know, I mean people find it.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, so we don't need to discuss that, but people
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: need to be on your Patreon to be able to
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: watch it, to hear the recaps.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I am so excited because obviously what happened
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: to this family is horrible. But I'm like, I remember
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: watching this and being like, this family is so perfect
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: and I don't ever think that. I never think that.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: So I want to see how this man duped me.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, but what years are we talking circa what I feel.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Like I was in college? So I'm gonna say, like
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: two thousand last year. No, you know what, two thousand.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: Let's see the Willis Family show. Let's see uh, twenty fifteen. Oh,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: I was out of college.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: What uh where I mean? I just I don't understand.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: It was one.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: It was on TLC. Of course it was.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Of course it was. And they were like this family
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: and then we'd go down to like their basement and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: all the kids would be doing like Irish tap dancing,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: and it was just and they were all homeschooled. And
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: I did say, though, there is this moment where we
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: find out that their old house burned down, and I said, well,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: that was an insurance scam. Okay, but I'm willing to
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: look past that.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Usually it is. Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm very excited about that because it's I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: love doing something that's scraped from the internet. You know,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: we recapped Adults adopting adults. We got the three episodes
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: of that. We got those and wow, race, Yeah, don't
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: say we don't put in the work.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay. So if you want to learn about the
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Willis family, which I'm going to go look that up immediately,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: you can join is It Shit Talk Fannings And that's
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: how you joined the.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Patroon patreon dot com shows Sister Wives Talk, but we
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: call shit Talk with Asen Katelyn it's a mess. We
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: have to do a horrible job with branding.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, and yeah, that's confusing. And then that's every day,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: right you guys days a week, five days a week, okay,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: all right? And then what are you covering anything on
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: your free feed or just everybody's got to go to Patreon.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: We just we did this last season of Platha on
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: the free feed. Yeah, and the numbers were abysmal in
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: comparison to Sister Wives, so that of course, and then
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking that maybe we'll do that with uh this
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: uh Double Lives of Suburban Wives.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to cover that too.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's gonna be good. And then I
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: think what I'll do with Patreon is I'm going to
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: join all the women's Only fans and give people a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: description of what we're seeing there.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Well, the Only Fans is a whole uh topic of
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: discussion on Last Resort, which again, if you're you really
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: should just binge it. This season it's all about Kara
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: and Ghirrimo and Kara's butthole on Only Fans.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: She's not the one who is farting in jars, is she? No?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, Karen, no no no, no, no, Karen Garma. Uh,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: she has gone on OnlyFans and does butthole content for
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: to support a career.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: She wants to be ata singer.
• 1:19:10
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• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: imagine this. Imagine your husband's been cheating on you left
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: and right. Okay he is. He is treating you like ship.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Everyone's saying like, look, ma, he cheated on you, and
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: and he's cheating on you still. And then it comes
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: out of the reunion that he told his mistress that
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: your butthole smells like garlic.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I that's pretty specific. But I would be like, all right,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: well it's better than the same. My butthole smells like buttle, I.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Mean, and it was. Here's the thing. I understand, A
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: nice garlicky smell in an Italian dish is great. Okay,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: a little garlic see when you're doing your chicken is great.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: But nobody wants to hear that their butthole smells like garlic.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: It was not said in a complimentary way.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: No it wasn't. And nobody needs to know what anybody's
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: butthole smells like anyway, So let's end it there.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:20:14
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• 1:20:16
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• 1:20:22
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