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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 2nd 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: And we are into another new hour insensitivity trading for
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  Speaker 1: a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning and thank you for being here. My name
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  Speaker 2: is what that's Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hi, Gina
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  Speaker 2: grand Hello, Sea Bass is here. Yeah, we got Sammy Morgan.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning to Your phones are open at eight seven
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four Woodie, you can hit us up with
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  Speaker 2: the text over to two to nine eight seven. All right,
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  Speaker 2: So coming up this hour, we've got the glory Whole challenge.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So studio glory Hole and uh, for those
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  Speaker 2: who don't know what a glory whole is at all,
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  Speaker 2: just google it. But we have a studio version, big
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  Speaker 2: old hole.
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  Speaker 1: Now, instead of things that you would see at a
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  Speaker 1: restop coming through that hole, it's going to be different items.
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  Speaker 1: The person on the receiving end will be blindfolded and
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  Speaker 1: only using their face and their mouth. They have to
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  Speaker 1: try to guess what the item is.
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  Speaker 2: Do that hole is so be? How old is that?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 2: Part is the aging of the glory Yeah what do
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  Speaker 2: they call that? With? Like a cast as seasoned? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a seasoned cast iron. The story so weathered.
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  Speaker 4: Dry.
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  Speaker 2: I think when things dry, like a lot of times
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  Speaker 2: grease poop turns. Yeah, you know what, I did see
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  Speaker 2: something about why dog poop now when it dries doesn't
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  Speaker 2: white the headline.
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  Speaker 5: They don't use the same like ground up bones or
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  Speaker 5: calcium and dog food anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I remember that was the whole thing in
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  Speaker 1: step brothers were like, uh, you know the playground fight
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  Speaker 1: with the kids, they're all trying to beat them, yea,
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  Speaker 1: and they were forced to get down there and the
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  Speaker 1: white dog. Anyway, so we have the glory hole, and
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  Speaker 1: we have a theme for the items that are coming
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  Speaker 1: through the glory hole this time around, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: fall theme.
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  Speaker 2: Fall. Look here we are, here, we are.
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  Speaker 1: So now we have to try to decide who's going
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  Speaker 1: to be on the receiving end on the glory hole. Now,
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  Speaker 1: there's a couple different ways we can do. Somebody can volunteer.
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  Speaker 1: Do we have any volunteers.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna volunteer. Not because Sea Bass is sloppy and
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  Speaker 3: he left the stuff out and I already saw it,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm just you already know.
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  Speaker 2: What it is.
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  Speaker 6: And I think it would be boring if I did
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  Speaker 6: it because I was the most recent to do it,
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  Speaker 6: and I was the second most recent.
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  Speaker 2: This all makes sense. Say the other thing we can
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  Speaker 2: hate fall, we can do like a vote. We can
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  Speaker 2: do a vote, and I will I will throw out,
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  Speaker 2: I will throw out to everybody. I will pony up
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  Speaker 2: for every correct item.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I think a vote is sort of irrelevant because
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  Speaker 7: it's a thematically a Fall themed items. And as Greg said,
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  Speaker 7: he hates fall. And I know someone who loves fall though,
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  Speaker 7: and it's not Menace. That's his birthday month. That's irrelevant.
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  Speaker 7: It's Sammy, Oh I do. And that's the thing that
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  Speaker 7: was that you messed out on.
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  Speaker 2: Butt chugging the pumpkin spice, right.
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  Speaker 8: But I did do the Christmas one, and as you recall,
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  Speaker 8: it was too easy for me.
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  Speaker 5: I nailed everything like five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 8: It's like, I'm too good that we should find someone who.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't like it as much. Like what year was that? Like, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: what year was that?
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  Speaker 4: Was that?
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  Speaker 2: Like three?
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  Speaker 9: What will happen?
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  Speaker 2: It would have been three years ago? Two this Christmas three?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think many moons ago. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: still covering from the last one. Gina. It's definitely Sam
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  Speaker 2: because Gina did it recently.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I am offering one hundred dollars per correct, it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: I'm throwing that out there.
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  Speaker 7: Man, I don't want you because you're boring signed for you.
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  Speaker 7: You're already doing your birthday curated exactly. Oh, because I
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  Speaker 7: would love the money.
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  Speaker 9: But this is why you lie.
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  Speaker 2: Moly pays off.
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  Speaker 8: It cannot be as bad as the last one that.
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  Speaker 2: I did, right, Well, the Christmas one. You have to
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  Speaker 2: tell me that it's not you mean as festive. It
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  Speaker 2: was like it was like a fruit cake, eggnog and
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  Speaker 2: then uh and then and then the mouse dead. It
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  Speaker 2: was a feeder mouse. It was from like pets Mark.
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  Speaker 2: It was medically sealed frozen. Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 9: It was buzzy.
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  Speaker 8: They're not sterilized mice.
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  Speaker 3: Just because package for food not to put on your
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  Speaker 3: face and you want.
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  Speaker 2: For something to eat anyway, that's a ghost of Christmas past.
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  Speaker 8: That if there's something like that again, if you're putting
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  Speaker 8: dead animals on my face, it's a hard Is.
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  Speaker 2: There a dead animal? No?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well because you I don't want to give away
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  Speaker 7: too much, but certain but many food items are dead animals.
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  Speaker 5: Well, okay, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 10: All right, that's true. You eat chicken, Yeah, I tell
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  Speaker 10: you what, We'll take the break. We'll let uh, We'll
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  Speaker 10: let her think about it. If not, we'll have somebody else.
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  Speaker 10: He'll be ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: Glory Whole Challenge, the Fall theme, Glory Whole Challenge come
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  Speaker 2: up next. You're on the Woody Show. Hang on Woody Show, wood.
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  Speaker 9: Show.
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  Speaker 2: We have not talked about it. We have not disgusted
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  Speaker 2: at all. During the break, we got to figure out
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  Speaker 2: who is going to be on the receiving end of
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  Speaker 2: the glory hule.
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  Speaker 1: I have offered up one hundred per correct item and
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  Speaker 1: three items as usual.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's correct.
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  Speaker 7: How Bucks could pay for a lot of wedding planners.
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  Speaker 2: SeaBASS is trying to get Sam to do it because
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  Speaker 2: it is a fall theme and she is the biggest
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  Speaker 2: by far, the biggest fan song since she's the d Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The last time she did it was because she was
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  Speaker 1: a big fan of Christmas and she was somewhat traumatized
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  Speaker 1: by the mouse. The Christmas mouse, Yeah, which was not
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  Speaker 1: found behind the refrigerator in the break room. It was
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  Speaker 1: it was bought at a pet store. To anyway, how
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  Speaker 1: do you consider it?
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  Speaker 8: I don't trust Sea Bass Fair and that is where
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  Speaker 8: I am worried of what.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you my word as a gentleman. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: a gentleman.
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  Speaker 8: It's decent enough.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind doing it.
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  Speaker 8: If it is ridiculous, I'm gonna I'm gonna get so pissed.
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  Speaker 2: How about how about if I'm serious, like, I will like.
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  Speaker 8: Throw a fit. I will be so mad if it could. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, but like, seriously, honestly, I don't. I don't. I
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  Speaker 2: have no idea what the items are. I know they're faulty,
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  Speaker 2: and that's really all I know. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I did not see Morgan Saul in the fall from
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  Speaker 2: what I saw on the counter, you should do it.
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  Speaker 5: So, I mean, I love cider donuts, I love Hey, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Try trust Morgan. She saw the items, she saw, well,
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  Speaker 2: she saw I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'll give you my word and you give me
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  Speaker 3: the money you earned.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, Morgan may have not seen everything.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see every I didn't go digging. I saw
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  Speaker 3: it was on account yes or no. The alarm is
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  Speaker 3: gonna go off.
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  Speaker 8: I know, I really don't want to, but I really
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  Speaker 8: feel like it's going to be like a thing if
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  Speaker 8: I don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean just to just give me a
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  Speaker 2: yes or no. We don't have all day. No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to do it, all right, it's not gonna
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  Speaker 2: do it, all right, all right, so menas, I guess
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  Speaker 2: you're up. All right, let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: So Menessa, step out into the uh into the hallway.
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  Speaker 9: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: What is item number one? Fault theme? Easy peasy Lemon's.
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  Speaker 6: Crazy, So this would have been an easy hundred bucks classic.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all item A pumpkin?
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  Speaker 7: Isn't that I have scare? I have taken the lid
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  Speaker 7: off and it's going to be you know, guts and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, money in the garbage. Okay fall item number two
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  Speaker 2: for the Glory Whole challenge, And speaking of pumpkins and
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  Speaker 2: basic stuff, that was again intended for Sammy, uh, pumpkin spice,
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  Speaker 2: cold foam. This is good for Minute because he likes cold.
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  Speaker 5: Ye Is that something you can? I haven't had that,
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  Speaker 5: do you?
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  Speaker 3: Can?
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  Speaker 5: You put that in your mouth like a cool whip.
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  Speaker 2: It's designed that way from it's like a cool whip
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  Speaker 2: kind of can't not cool because it's a ready whips
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  Speaker 2: and you know what, woodie, while I was there, this
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  Speaker 2: is unrelated to the Glory Whole challenge, but as a
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  Speaker 2: gift from me to your wife. The other type of
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  Speaker 2: ready whip they had was, oh god, is it wicked?
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  Speaker 1: All right, she'll be less annoyed by you. Now, do
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  Speaker 1: you want to autograph it for Okay? And the last thing,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're really milking that whole wicked thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well it wasn't the number three.
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  Speaker 7: So we can't forget a little free friends and the
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  Speaker 7: season of fall. So I have from the fine folks
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  Speaker 7: at Blue is the Blue Diamond.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's the Turkey Day Feast.
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  Speaker 7: And if he wants you, I can even throw some
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  Speaker 7: official pumpkin spice seasoning on it, just to make.
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  Speaker 2: It, you know, extra folly festive.
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  Speaker 5: The thing that makes me throw it more than anything
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  Speaker 5: is wet catter dog food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, turkey, we get a can of Turkey Day feast.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, dog food, all right, So pumpkin pumpkin spice, cold
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  Speaker 1: foam Turkey Day Feast dog food.
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  Speaker 3: This one's easy. Salmon.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't trust trust yeah yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Look, yeah, we all make big mistakes. That's fine, it's fine,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Let's uh, let's let's bring menace back in.
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  Speaker 1: He'll have the the the blindfolds ridiculous is a big
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  Speaker 1: googly eyed thing.
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  Speaker 4: Here he.
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  Speaker 1: Comes, all right, so uh leading medicine, all right? Here
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  Speaker 1: he is, all right, he's he's taking.
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  Speaker 3: A See I could be sermonous to you some day.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and maybe he ends up getting a getting yea,
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: all right, Monica, Monica, if you're listening, Monica, now keep
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  Speaker 2: in mind, Sammy, he's gonna he's gonna be closer to
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: the gloryhole, so you might as well move the microphone
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  Speaker 2: to where it's gonna be needed. There we go, all right,
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  Speaker 2: and then uh and see.
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  Speaker 3: She put that head down like she's done it.
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Have you never adjusted microphones before?
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  Speaker 1: I can't understand how it's such a mystery every single
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  Speaker 1: time we do something like this, move it closer to
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: the goddamn box?
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: There there to move forward? See how the microphone can
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  Speaker 1: come more toward me. Jesus Christ, you've never.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Done I don't give it to me. It's fixed. Good, No,
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  Speaker 2: but just lean forward a bit more. But there you go.
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  Speaker 2: You're good.
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  Speaker 1: So I number one again. It's a hundred bucks up
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  Speaker 1: for grabs with each one of these items. Bad mm hmmm,
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  Speaker 1: that's through the glory mall.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, it smells very like uh like it's the
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  Speaker 7: vegetable baby.
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  Speaker 2: Can you kind of tell the texture at all? Or slimy?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of slimy? I tasted its kind of it feels
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  Speaker 2: like boney.
• 11:30
  Speaker 7: You interesting, This feels like a visual you know how
• 11:36
  Speaker 7: she loves can't identify.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: His hands? All right, hold on to watch it, man,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: once you gave it like a legit like taste. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a bony, slimy thing, slimy hundred buckscept for
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  Speaker 2: grabs im number one. Okay, wait, okay, I think I
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  Speaker 2: might know what it is, but it doesn't feel like the
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  Speaker 2: shape of it. Okay, is it? Is it a pumpkin?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a pumpkin menace?
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  Speaker 4: It is a pumpkin, Like there's a bone because so
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  Speaker 4: sea bass cut the top of the pumpkin off and
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  Speaker 4: so that's the underside of like where the stem is,
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  Speaker 4: like where you like cut it open so you can
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  Speaker 4: dig out all the guts and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So what you were the slimy part was the pumpkin guts.
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  Speaker 1: There's pumpkin guts and seeds and the bones.
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  Speaker 2: Or the seeds singing your your face. I thought he
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  Speaker 2: would get one with immediately get how old is that pumpkin?
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: I literally cut it fifteen minutes?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, alright, so they're the one dollars. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, item number two here for the glory
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  Speaker 1: Hall challenge. All right, so he is he is feeding
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  Speaker 1: the item now through the glory hole.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell? What is supposed to is that? Like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is the pumpkin spice cold.
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  Speaker 9: And here he goes not hold on all right?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Hold on, okay, okay, okay, oh god, I think I
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: know what that is. It's like, it's like, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's like cinnamon flavored whipped cream or whip cream?
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  Speaker 9: Are pumpkin?
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  Speaker 2: Pumpkin whipped cream? Spicy? That's it? Hold on, pumpkin.
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  Speaker 1: Spice cold foam? You love cold spice cold foam? All right, Megan?
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Wow, he's wiping him off. He really does. Like he
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  Speaker 2: was like paper towels on the on the receiving end
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  Speaker 2: of a gloryhole. Yeah for real, for real, gloryhole. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna like what you can you can clean up your off? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: look him off?
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  Speaker 9: Great, yeah you off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I menaced two items and two hundred dollars. All right,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: now you have you have one more thing to try.
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  Speaker 2: To guess what happened?
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  Speaker 5: It's just not excited about that.
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but see now you realize what it was. Probably
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: delicious and you're about to throw up.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what's in there? Man? Am I
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: in the right area?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so menaces Adam number three, Yeah, is about
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: to put it through the through the glory hole. Right
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: through the glory hole. There we go. Stinky dog food.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. I don't like it food.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it. I don't like it. You can't
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: give me maybe like, okay, you smell it? Was it
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: smell like dog food? But what does it have? Like
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: a like like this dog food? Like what does it
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  Speaker 2: smell like? Does it smell like? Uh? Like? Is there
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: like a texture? Can you feel like what's the texture?
• 15:22
  Speaker 9: It's like it's like what it's like.
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  Speaker 2: It could be but a bone could be some kind
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  Speaker 2: of bone.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Does it smells dog too? Dish smells dog does have
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: a taste.
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: No, I'm not tasting I'm not tasting it. I'm not
• 15:35
  Speaker 9: gonna taste it. Is it chunky?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: He does?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: He does look like a kid who's like his mom
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: is trying to give him some medicine.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no, I don't.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Know what this is.
• 15:50
  Speaker 9: You've gone back a mile, Craig.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Why are you okay? Okay? I mean do you need another?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Uh, you do you want to take a do you
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: want to are you ready to take a guess?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Stop?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: All right, he's done, he's done. All right?
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: Do you uh?
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Do you want to take a guest? Menace? Because you said, uh,
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  Speaker 2: it smells like dog smells like dog food. You said
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: it's it's wet, just wet, yeah, dog did you taste anything?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: God, I just took a.
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  Speaker 9: Do you have it?
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Do you have it? Like any kind of deep it's like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: it's fall deemed. It smells like dog food.
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  Speaker 9: God, I don't know.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Give him one more, just one more work, just just
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: touched his face against wait?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Is it like some kind of chili chili?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that your final guess?
• 17:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, some sort of chill. I'm sad now.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: It is not chili, menace. It is Turkey Day feast
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: dog food. It's called Turkey Day. It's a Turkey Day feast,
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  Speaker 2: Turkey Day feast, dog food.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I mean you've straight up eating dog food on the
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: show before it's got to menace. I gotta tell you, man,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars hey, hey, yeah, two hundred bucks. Hey,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that'll come in handy for the birthday month, you know.
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you got some cold phones, have some cold phones?
• 17:43
  Speaker 9: Terrible?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's like a crime scene. Now, menace.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: You want a shot of this.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: It's the salted caramel whipped cream cream.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's pink. Yeah, I'm gonna eat this off
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: my wife's cans. Like, that's gonna be awesome. All right, more,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: what do you show? Is next? Hang them? So what
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: do you show?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: What do you show?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back