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Lano and Woodley - I'm The Dickhead! · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Mayhem, absurdity and merriment. That is how The Age describes
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  Speaker 1: our next guests and their new show, which is coming
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  Speaker 1: to the Regal Theater this Friday and Saturday night. Tickets
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  Speaker 1: are available through ticket Tech. We speak, of course, of
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  Speaker 1: Leno and Woodley.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, let the mayhem begin.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Hello, good morning, great to be here, Frank,
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  Speaker 3: Hello Lisa, Hello Russell.
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  Speaker 1: In Space this is the show what made you decide.
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  Speaker 2: You're in space? No one can hear you scream, but
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  Speaker 2: hopefully they can hear you laugh.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and they tell you that they can hear you
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  Speaker 4: do that weird thing with your teeth coll that you
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  Speaker 4: do where you go where you suck on your teeth.
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  Speaker 4: I had to deal with that in space for nine
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  Speaker 4: months for really, dear no, I don't know what that
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  Speaker 4: was about. I just don't think that that wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: a great slogud for so in space people can hear
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  Speaker 4: you go. There was a mix up. The whole thing
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  Speaker 4: was a mix up because I said to Cold you
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  Speaker 4: want to do a show again this year and he said, actually,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest, I need space. And then I signed
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  Speaker 4: that up for the Melbourn Comedy Festival. Put the title
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  Speaker 4: in there, and then he said no, I didn't want
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  Speaker 4: to do a show this year, and then we were
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  Speaker 4: just you know, we were obligated to.
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  Speaker 2: You were left with no alternative. Really, it's you guys
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  Speaker 2: all alone on a spaceship or so you think.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yes, that's that's right. I mean, as usual, I
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  Speaker 3: can't really believe why Frank keeps on talking me into
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  Speaker 3: doing a show, because once again, I've written this amazing
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  Speaker 3: show about the first people to walk on Mars I
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  Speaker 3: mean spoiler alert. But funnily enough, he just tries to
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  Speaker 3: sabotage the show. Isn't that incredible? For all these years,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out who the dickhead is because
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  Speaker 3: I thought that he was the dickhead, but because I
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  Speaker 3: keep on signing up for his stupidness, I think I've
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  Speaker 3: finally figured out after thirty five years, I'm the dick
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  Speaker 3: ed Litha Rugh, I'm dead. I'm really frustrated that I
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  Speaker 3: am the dickhead, but also I'm frustrated that it's taking
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  Speaker 3: me so long to realize that I'm the dickhead, right,
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  Speaker 3: because I keep on thinking he's going to do a
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  Speaker 3: really good show, but he just stuffs it up. Constantly,
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  Speaker 3: but the audience seemed to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing. We are the winners out
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  Speaker 1: of this, you know, slow realization.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the loser. I do care. I mean I love you.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, Lisa, I love you dearly. I listened
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  Speaker 3: to you every single day, but I don't care about you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the giccked.
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing that I know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now, were you inspired?
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  Speaker 4: I thought, you know what I thought? I thought Carl
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  Speaker 4: was going to say that I love you, Lisa. I
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  Speaker 4: love everything about you. And the more I think about it,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Think I think rustles the dish.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's taken ten months to work it out, but yeh,
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  Speaker 2: there we go. The pennies dropped.
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  Speaker 1: That was a quicker realize.
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  Speaker 4: I don't agree. I don't agree.
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  Speaker 1: Cart Were you inspired by the recent Artemis two mission
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  Speaker 1: or was it more Katie perry Top because she's an
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  Speaker 1: astronaut as we know, she was up there.
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  Speaker 4: For ten minutes. Yes, yeah, that's a good point. I
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  Speaker 4: think we were actually more more inspired by the recent
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  Speaker 4: Jeff Bezos step where it just blew up before it
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  Speaker 4: even got.
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  Speaker 2: I would say that you should be more inspired by
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  Speaker 2: SpaceX shares and how the world just got its first trillionaire.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's right, and if tickets go well on the weekend,
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  Speaker 3: that I will be the first trillionaire comedians in the universe.
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  Speaker 4: We just need to sell about one hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 4: billion more tickets maybe more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the Asta Theater, but I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it's going to I don't think it's going to make
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  Speaker 2: you a trus.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, unfortunately, I don't want to tell you how
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  Speaker 3: to do your job, but I think it's the Regal Theater.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, I mean, you write your own so you've
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  Speaker 3: been doing it for ten months. You know what you're
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  Speaker 3: doing stuff you don't. But I wouldn't say that to people.
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  Speaker 3: I would say that Russell is one of the most official,
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  Speaker 3: shouldn't you know, like he cried, he stops his.
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  Speaker 2: Eyes checking that you're paying attention. You'd be surprised.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I put it to you that Arsomis and SpaceX
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  Speaker 3: stole the idea off us. We came up with this
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  Speaker 3: idea like two years ago, and right, they stole the
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  Speaker 3: idea of us. So how dare you, mister Elon, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: how dare you?
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  Speaker 1: How dare they? Did you is there any spacecraft props
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  Speaker 1: on the stage.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I made myself a little alien, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and I have yet and we even we do a
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  Speaker 4: little section where we go for a space walk, you know,
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  Speaker 4: we're in the space suits and everything. That's quite an
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  Speaker 4: effective little bit of the show that I think it
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  Speaker 4: shouldn't really be called a space walk because it's more
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  Speaker 4: like a space float. That's a little pinicotie of me.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I never had the opportunity to bring that
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  Speaker 4: up in a compasation. You have to mention Michael Jackson's moonwalk.
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  Speaker 4: Great walk, but it's really just a walk against the
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  Speaker 4: wind walk, mindy, walk against the windwalk. I just said,
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  Speaker 4: thanks for giving me the opportuite event some of this.
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  Speaker 4: Actually it feels good.
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  Speaker 1: No problem.
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  Speaker 2: Directed by Eddie Perfect, we believe.
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  Speaker 3: Really, Yes, that's right. He came in and he did
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  Speaker 3: a lot of just basically you get to your corner, Frank,
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  Speaker 3: and you get to your corner, Colin. He basically stopped
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  Speaker 3: this from hitting each other with blunt instruments and killing
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  Speaker 3: each other while we're writing it. But hey, as they
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  Speaker 3: say in the classics, he was perfect for the role.
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  Speaker 3: He's a very good he's very experience. He was fantastic
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  Speaker 3: and all through the years, you know, I think we
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  Speaker 3: finally figured out after thirty five years, directors are good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do need them because you do need it.
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  Speaker 3: Because you know, if I come up with an idea
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  Speaker 3: and Trate doesn't like it, he just goes no, and
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  Speaker 3: I go, come on, yes, and he goes well no,
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  Speaker 3: and I go no yes, and he goes, well no,
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  Speaker 3: But we both got fifty percent of the vote, so
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  Speaker 3: we don't get anywhere. So we started writing this show
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  Speaker 3: in two thousand and seven, and it's only finally that
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  Speaker 3: we got any perfect involved that we finally got to finish.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, we get to enjoy it this weekend at
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  Speaker 1: the Regal. There are back to back shows on both
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  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday night. It's going to be wonderful to
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  Speaker 1: have you back in town. It's been too long.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks so much for having us and all the best
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  Speaker 3: with your radio careers. We're at the Regal Theater.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Lena onwardly
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  Speaker 3: Thanks guys, thanks, thank you.