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Ben Maller Show Best of the Week · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: This is the best of the Ben Maller Show on
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  Speaker 1: The mile-high bye-bye. The mile-high bye-bye. That is where we
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  Speaker 1: will begin as we have our in-depth team coverage. Breaking
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  Speaker 1: down week three in the NFL. There's one game left
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  Speaker 1: on Monday night. as Chicago and Philadelphia will duke it out.
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  Speaker 1: But until then, this was the final game on Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: an island game. You had Mike Tirico and Chris Collinsworth
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  Speaker 1: on the call there on NBC. The Peacock broadcasting the
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  Speaker 1: game there, painting the words picture as Matthew Stafford and
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  Speaker 1: the Rams squaring up with Bo Nix and the Broncos.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this game or not.
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  Speaker 1: Were you burned out from all the other football? Did
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  Speaker 1: you not watch football? Bad job by you if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch football. Shame on you. Well, don't worry. We watched.
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  Speaker 1: So you wouldn't have to. We have no lives. We
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  Speaker 1: sit our ass all day, watch football. So there we were.
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  Speaker 1: And it came down to the final minute in Colorado
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  Speaker 1: is Bo Nix, the quarterback keeper. From inches outside the
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  Speaker 1: goal line, the Broncos had 77 plays inside the red
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  Speaker 1: zone there to get that touchdown. 47 seconds left, and
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  Speaker 1: that turned out to be the difference, pushing the Broncos
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  Speaker 1: past the Rams 30-26 on a game that was highlighted
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  Speaker 1: by the referees. We'll get to that in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: A wild five minutes of this game included a 66-yard
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  Speaker 1: pick-six by Denver's defense. Then the Rams came right back,
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  Speaker 1: and they scored a touchdown. And then the referee said,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, boys. Hold our beer. We got you. We
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  Speaker 1: got you. So the Broncos go to 2-1. The Rams
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  Speaker 1: drop to 1-2 as Denver gets the final-minute win on
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  Speaker 1: the Bownicks touchdown keeper. The better story is in the
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  Speaker 1: losing locker room. We'll get to the officials in a minute,
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  Speaker 1: but let's just look at the wide-angle lens. It's a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping-off point. So as we discussed, the question– Give
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  Speaker 1: me a word. Give me a word for Sean McVay's Rams,
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  Speaker 1: who had a 16-point lead at halftime, and the Broncos
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  Speaker 1: were doing nothing. Give me the word for Sean McVay's Rams.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got pharmacy grade, 1099, and fruit basket. And
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we
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  Speaker 1: will turn to dust. like the Rams did at times
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  Speaker 1: defensively in the red zone there. Of course, they did.
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  Speaker 1: have the Broncos, the 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th.
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  Speaker 1: How many officials? Eight officials out there? That's like 19
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  Speaker 1: against 11. All right, so my word, though, my word
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  Speaker 1: for the way the Rams played in the second half
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  Speaker 1: before the officials had to push the Broncos across the
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  Speaker 1: finish line, my word is bedraggled. The Rams played bedraggled football.
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  Speaker 1: They were bedraggled, bewildered, and bedeviled. especially in that third quarter.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the F they were doing there.
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  Speaker 1: They went from incomplete control of the game, and then
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't really a collapse by the Rams. It was
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  Speaker 1: like a controlled demolition to let the Broncos back in
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  Speaker 1: the game. And from the majestic mountains of Denver came
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  Speaker 1: the unmistakable aroma of the Rams team decomposing right there
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  Speaker 1: in that third quarter game. The two-point conversion thing, I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. The Rams have to be the worst team
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL at defending the two-point conversion. It seems
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  Speaker 1: like I watch these other games, and most of the
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  Speaker 1: time they don't convert the two-point conversion. Against the Rams,
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  Speaker 1: it seems to happen all the time. And this has
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  Speaker 1: been some weird crap. We know the referees gave Seattle
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  Speaker 1: that game last year. We know that. And now the
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  Speaker 1: referees have given Denver this game. But before that happened,
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  Speaker 1: Before the Rams, who didn't play, they still should have
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  Speaker 1: won the game, as bad as they were. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, McVay's halftime adjustments included the Rams all huddling up,
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  Speaker 1: and they passed out a bottle of pharmacy-grade melatonin at halftime,
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  Speaker 1: and then they woke up just in time for the
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  Speaker 1: postgame handshake. Just in time for that sleepwalking in the
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  Speaker 1: third quarter in particular there. But you don't get outscored 30-10.
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  Speaker 1: in 30 minutes of football. You don't get outscored by
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  Speaker 1: 20 points if you're focused. They got chewed up, spit out,
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  Speaker 1: and stepped on. And some of it was self-inflicted as
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford threw the pick six. And Stafford suffering from
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  Speaker 1: terminal flatulence yet again as he logged in the second
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  Speaker 1: half of this game a passer rating of 56.4. 56.4,
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  Speaker 1: which is akin, when you include all the brain farts
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  Speaker 1: that he had, it's like he had more brain farts
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  Speaker 1: than a nursing home bingo tournament with our friend Dick
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  Speaker 1: in Dayton there in beautiful Dayton, Ohio. Meanwhile, you talk
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  Speaker 1: about a piecemeal effort in the red zone by the
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  Speaker 1: Rams defense yet again. And Chris Shula, the common denominator here,
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  Speaker 1: the Rams defensive coordinator, has his unit in the red
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  Speaker 1: zone turned to mulch uh yikes and uh pathetic gotta
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  Speaker 1: finish the job i know the referees certainly were on
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  Speaker 1: the side of the broncos at the end of the
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  Speaker 1: game but my god you still had shots to to
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  Speaker 1: make plays there at the end so it this keeps
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  Speaker 1: up though they're gonna i don't know if those don
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  Speaker 1: schuler steakhouses are still around those used to be popular
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  Speaker 1: back and they may have to reopen those And he
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  Speaker 1: can go, Chris Shula can go run those steakhouses. Now, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: let's get to the Komodo dragon in the room. The
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  Speaker 1: play that everyone will be talking about for the next
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  Speaker 1: couple days here involving the NFL as the Rams backup
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  Speaker 1: defensive back, Josh Wallace, made a brilliant play and was
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  Speaker 1: punished for a brilliant play. He was flagged for a
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  Speaker 1: defensive pass interference play against that anybody with a functioning
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  Speaker 1: brain knows was a screw job by the referees in
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  Speaker 1: this game. And these games are bet on. There should
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  Speaker 1: be some kind of congressional investigation. What an F job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, F you, F you, F you. We like
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  Speaker 1: the Broncos. Was he wearing his Bronco onesie, the referee
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  Speaker 1: that made that call? My God. He probably has more
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  Speaker 1: Bronco gear than Koopa Loop, that guy. Holy crap. So
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  Speaker 1: Josh Wallace was flagged for a defensive pass interference play
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  Speaker 1: that everybody, including the, you know, it's bad when the
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  Speaker 1: NBC rules analyst, these guys are total shills for the referees.
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  Speaker 1: When the rules analyst on TV is like, boy, that
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  Speaker 1: was not a good call. You know, that's a bad
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  Speaker 1: job by the referees, right? I mean, these guys, these
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  Speaker 1: rules analysts, they lick the toes of the officials in
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  Speaker 1: the game. And even that guy, Terry McCauley on NBC,
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  Speaker 1: is like, well, that wasn't good. My God, he was
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  Speaker 1: just hand-fighting. That's it. And it should have been interception.
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  Speaker 1: Rams get the ball. Broncos burn their timeouts. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Game over, essentially. The Rams win the game at that point.
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  Speaker 1: And it didn't happen. That call set up Denver. You
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  Speaker 1: talk about the door-to-door service by the referees. My God,
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  Speaker 1: for the game-winning touchdown. And so the Broncos at the Rams'
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  Speaker 1: 11-yard line were trailing by a field goal. So they
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  Speaker 1: trailed by a field goal. Bo Nix throws a short
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  Speaker 1: pass to wide receiver Pat Bryant on the right sideline.
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  Speaker 1: And then Josh Wallace came over, made a good play.
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  Speaker 1: He gets his knee inbounds, secured the ball, and game
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  Speaker 1: ending for almost game ending. Not guaranteed to be game ending.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly game changing. And the Broncos would not have kicked
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  Speaker 1: a field goal to tie the game. They wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: scored a touchdown. The Rams would have had possession of
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  Speaker 1: the ball. The penalty negated the turnover, and the crew
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  Speaker 1: flagged Wallace for defensive pass interference. This is so great.
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  Speaker 1: They claimed that the contact with Bryant while the ball
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  Speaker 1: was in the air. which is great if you just
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  Speaker 1: make crap up. I mean, that's the way to go.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? So instead gave Denver a first down from
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  Speaker 1: the seven-yard line, and that's the game-changing play. Congratulations to
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  Speaker 1: the Broncos. They certainly had their guardian angel on the
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  Speaker 1: side of that team. So the question here. We know
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  Speaker 1: it was a terrible, egregious felony pass interference call that
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  Speaker 1: should not have been made. It went against L.A. Can
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  Speaker 1: we stop pretending that the Broncos earned the win completely?
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  Speaker 1: Can we just stop that? Okay, good. We can stop that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you agree. Thank you. This was a quantum
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  Speaker 1: physics situation playing out in real time. Quantum physics. You
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  Speaker 1: have two completely opposing versions. existing in the exact same
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  Speaker 1: moment in time. Now, version number one, version number one,
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  Speaker 1: the Rams played like absolute lambs in the second half
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  Speaker 1: of that game. They didn't play well. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: sit here and say it. Unlike a lot of these
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  Speaker 1: frauds that were their team gear, I pointed out they
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  Speaker 1: didn't play well. All right? They didn't play well. Embarrassed themselves.
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  Speaker 1: All right? That was embarrassing. Version two, which is also reality,
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  Speaker 1: is Denver... did not deserve to win that game. They
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  Speaker 1: were handed a massive, shiny gift wrap in nylon yellow,
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  Speaker 1: yellow nylon right there, by the referees at the end
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  Speaker 1: of that game. Both are factually correct. That late penalty
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  Speaker 1: was not pass interference. I don't care how many times
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  Speaker 1: you can show it, it wasn't pass interference. That's two
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  Speaker 1: grown men fighting for the ball. That's what that is.
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  Speaker 1: And was Pat Bryant playing wide receiver or, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: was he auditioning for the community theater there in suburban Colorado.
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  Speaker 1: Outside Denver. I don't know. But apparently, defending a pass.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know when this happened. You can let me know.
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  Speaker 1: But let me know when defending a pass now requires
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  Speaker 1: written permission from the target. That was NBA level. NBA
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  Speaker 1: level showmanship by the Broncos wide receiver there. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I was watching LeBron floppy McFlop play. Embarrassing. All you
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  Speaker 1: Bronco fans, I'm embarrassed for you. I'm embarrassed for you.
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  Speaker 1: That's your guy right there flopping. That's your guy. He flopped. Embarrassing. Gutless.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely gutless is what that play was. And then, again,
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  Speaker 1: I go back to the TV rules analyst. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how often you pay attention to these bozos. These
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  Speaker 1: guys are insiders to make the officials look good. Almost
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  Speaker 1: never do they disagree with the referees. The calls on
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  Speaker 1: the field, they almost always agree. And you had this guy.
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  Speaker 1: That was bad. When the rules expert says that was bogus. OK,
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  Speaker 1: what are we actually doing here? It's ridiculous. And the
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  Speaker 1: Zebras delivered that flag like Amazon Prime. It was delivered
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  Speaker 1: like Amazon Prime at just the perfect time. Tremendous job there.
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  Speaker 1: Free express shipping directly to Denver's doorstep. The Rams, again,
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  Speaker 1: they collapsed. However, the officials finished the job. They finished up.
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  Speaker 1: Rams had a get out of jail free card. And
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  Speaker 1: the official said, no, no, no. We're going to give
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  Speaker 1: that to the Broncos. In fact, that was such a
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  Speaker 1: generous situation from the referees. that the Bronco front office
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  Speaker 1: is going to receive a 1099 form. That's how charitable
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  Speaker 1: this was here. So Denver gets the win and a
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  Speaker 1: giant yellow asterisk. is hanging over the end. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of reminded me a little bit of that Michigan, Western
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  Speaker 1: Michigan college football game where you're like, well, the team,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they've won that. But just like college,
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  Speaker 1: they won't take the win away and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And there'll be some message, well, the referees, that call
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  Speaker 1: should not have been made or some bull crap like that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: last word, let's focus in on the Denver side here.
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  Speaker 1: So the question is this, how is Broncos coach Sean
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  Speaker 1: Payton feeling about his team after this I say this
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  Speaker 1: in air quotes, victory, which, as we know, was very questionable.
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  Speaker 1: So if I'm Sean Payton, I'm relieved. I'm not reassured.
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  Speaker 1: There is a pattern here of the Broncos not being
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  Speaker 1: prepared to play football. Three games into the year, and
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  Speaker 1: they have had three duds in the first half to
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  Speaker 1: begin the year. And you're playing around. In this game,
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  Speaker 1: you need the referees to bail you out. Last game,
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  Speaker 1: Jacksonville had to bail you out. And there's only so
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  Speaker 1: many bailouts that you get, and you've already used a
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  Speaker 1: couple of them. You've already used a couple of bailouts
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  Speaker 1: if you're the Broncos at this point here. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: win the game so much as they stumbled across a
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  Speaker 1: bag of cash from the very generous referees here. Dropped
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  Speaker 1: right on the sidewalk, and there you go. Pick it up.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Found money. So Bo Nix, again, he spent
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  Speaker 1: the first 30 minutes of this game playing quarterback like
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  Speaker 1: the remote controller battery had died. And it's like, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? I mean, nothing's working. Maybe the battery's
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  Speaker 1: just not plugged in. I don't know. The Denver allegedly
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  Speaker 1: vaunted Bronco defense got absolutely panicked. You know the Rams
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  Speaker 1: had almost 500 yards of offense in this game? Without,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, their top player, Puka Nikua, who was injured. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you talk about gutless Bronco defense giving up almost 500
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  Speaker 1: yards of offense without Puka Nikua. Then came the second
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  Speaker 1: half resurrection, right? The resurrection aided by the gift-wrapped pass
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  Speaker 1: interference call. with a bow on top. So spare me
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  Speaker 1: the Bronco chest thumping. I don't need it. Listen, you
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  Speaker 1: put your tail between your legs, you walk away, you
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  Speaker 1: got your little gift. Congratulations. NFL gave you a solid.
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  Speaker 1: They gave you a win. Way to go. And the
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  Speaker 1: fact that Denver needed the Rams to gag and, in addition,
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  Speaker 1: have the referees help them as Santa. It's like Santa's workshop.
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  Speaker 1: Holy crap. And my God, and Bo Nix, you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about the Rams playing like they were in a coma. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Bo Nix also in the first half, and then able
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  Speaker 1: to crawl across the finish line after they had like
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  Speaker 1: 77 plays in the red zone there at the end.
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  Speaker 1: So Sean Payton, first thing in the morning on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: what Sean Payton should be doing is have his assistant
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  Speaker 1: order up a nice fruit basket with some nice bananas
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  Speaker 1: and oranges and apples and strawberry, and then a box
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  Speaker 1: of chocolates, and then you could possibly even a timeshare.
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  Speaker 1: They just gave you a win. That should be like
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  Speaker 1: a timeshare situation, right? So definitely not a statement win.
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  Speaker 1: You think beating the Rams would be a statement win.
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  Speaker 1: That was not a statement win by the Broncos. Not impressed.
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  Speaker 1: Not impressed that you needed the officials to bail you
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  Speaker 1: out to win that game, even though the Rams played
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  Speaker 1: like crap in the second half. You still needed help
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  Speaker 1: from the referees. pathetic.
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  Speaker 3: Stu Gatz here, pleased to be hosting college football with
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  Speaker 3: Stu Gatz and the Bear. We do it two times
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  Speaker 3: a week, every Monday, every single Friday throughout the college
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  Speaker 3: football season. You can expect a little bit of this.
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  Speaker 3: Will Stein, the head coach at Kentucky, joins us. Open
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  Speaker 1: Will or will not? No. Will not. Ketchup on steak.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit of this.
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  Speaker 3: Rhys Davis, host of College Game Day, is with us now.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm going home to the BBC, and they're
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  Speaker 2: saying Jockovich instead of Jokovich.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because you can't say Jockovich. If you do, you
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  Speaker 1: know the blowback you're going to get from the American audience. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And a whole lot of this.
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  Speaker 1: We go to the Windy City, Chicago, Illinois. What a
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  Speaker 1: cool town to hang out in there. Visit every once
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  Speaker 1: in a while. Good city there. And the, well, some
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  Speaker 1: parts of it are not great, but that's every city.
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  Speaker 1: So the final chapter, the final chapter of week number three.
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  Speaker 1: Week three card. Number three. It all played out on
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  Speaker 1: television on the shores of Lake Michigan. At some point here,
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  Speaker 1: the Bears will leave Illinois and Chicago and head off
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  Speaker 1: to Indiana. But for now, they're still... The Chicago Bears,
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  Speaker 1: the real Chicago Bears. Jalen Hurts and the E-A-G-L-E-S. Suck, suck, suck.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles flew in to Chicago there, played the Bears.
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  Speaker 1: And we thought, well, maybe Tyson Bajent would play. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't play. No, no, he was not there. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he was there. He was a backup. And Case Keenum played.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know he was still in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: You had Fox refugees Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Troy
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  Speaker 1: Aikman letting everyone know he's a lame duck. Does not
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  Speaker 1: have a contract next season. Wants everyone to know that.
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  Speaker 1: Should all feel bad for Troy Aikman. Just made millions
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  Speaker 1: of dollars to give cliches on television for years. So
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  Speaker 1: they were calling the game there on ABC. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you were watching or not. Perhaps not. But
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  Speaker 1: we were. And oh my, it's our good mitzvah today.
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  Speaker 1: Case Keenum. rising from the ashes like the Phoenix. He
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  Speaker 1: went out there, made his first NFL start in nearly
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  Speaker 1: three years, and led Chicago to an easy win, 27-7.
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  Speaker 1: The game was not in doubt in the second half
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  Speaker 1: here as they absolutely manhandled, the Bears manhandled Philadelphia. And
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  Speaker 1: Case Keenum completed 24 of 34 passes for 247 yards.
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  Speaker 1: Two touchdowns filling in for Caleb Williams, who's still riding
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  Speaker 1: on a golf cart somewhere. Keenum scored on a one-yard
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  Speaker 1: QB keeper as well. And that was his first rushing
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  Speaker 1: touchdown since before the pandemic. It's been a minute. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a minute. That wrapped up a 13-play drive and
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  Speaker 1: burned more than eight minutes of the fourth quarter. Case
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  Speaker 1: Keenum played keep away with the Philadelphia Eagles defense. Case
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  Speaker 1: Keenum played keep away. My God. Khalif Raymond was the
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  Speaker 1: leading receiver for the Bears. He had six catches for
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: 90 yards at a 41-yard catch-and-run touchdown there for the Bears.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: who ended up taking control of the game pretty much,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: it's like really never in doubt, as the Eagles. did
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: nothing on offense. The Bears improved two and one on
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: the year. And I get that bad taste after that ugly,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: ugly loss to the Vikings in their previous game. And
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: they had 24 first downs. The Chicago Bears with the
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: rotting carcass. of Case Keenum, had 24 first downs. They
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: also ran for over 120 yards against the Philadelphia defense.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: The better story is in the losing locker room. My,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: oh my, Nick Sirianni. What do you have to say
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: for your pathetic football team, Nick Sirianni, head coach of
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the Eagles? Let me know.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I think we all have to own that loss right there.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think anybody coached well. I don't think anyone
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: played well. It was a true team loss. And when
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: it's a true team loss, I have to look at
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: myself first. We weren't ready to coach. We weren't ready
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: to play. And that ultimately starts and ends with me.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Right out of the SportsCliché. com textbook right there. My God.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I've noticed doing this job over the years, there's certain
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: crutches that these guys all use. Typically, got to watch
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: the tape. He didn't say got to watch the tape.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: But you never can blame individuals. I love it, too,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: when individuals obviously cost you the game. Kicker misses a
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: field goal. Quarterback misses a bunny throw that would have
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: won the game. The game actually, there was a play
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: in the first quarter. Shut the F up. Just shut
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the F up. Screw you. So this word is emasculating.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: That was an emasculating performance for Nick Sirianni's team. They're 2-1.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: This is the first halfway decent opponent they've played, and
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: they did not answer the bell there. A lifeless offensive performance.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: But we're going to start on the defense. That's a
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: good jumping-off point. So let us discuss the question. Let's
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: dust off the Mallor Panic-O-Meter. The Mallor Panic-O-Meter. Where are
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: you at on Vic Fangio's Eagles defense getting carved up
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: by a 38-year-old third-string quarterback named Case Keenum? So I've
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: got 1990s TV star, bird's-eye view, and Van Gogh. And
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: will stop and smell the roses. And we'll also stop
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: and smell the poo-poo from the Philadelphia Eagles. So the
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Maller panic meter, 1 to 10. You know how this works,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: 1 to 10. I am at a 9.5 for the Eagles. Oh,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you're overreacting, Maller. I don't think I am. Let me
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: make my case. I'll tell you why I'm at a
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: 9.5 for the Philadelphia Eagles defense. The Eagles did not
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: just lose this game. They got smacked around by the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: running game, by an old man quarterback, a quarterback who
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I believe is old enough to still check his Hotmail account.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: He might even have an AOL account. Oh, my God! Yes!
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: And this is the personification of a team that was
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: not ready to play. Completely lethargic. It looked like they
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: were playing in wet mud, but the Bears were not.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: The Eagles' defense was playing like that. And Case Keenum,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: at age 38, comes out there, makes his first start
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: in almost three years, and he turned into a 1990s,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: early 90s TV star. He was straight up Doogie Howser MD.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: He was. It was a surgical slicing of the Philadelphia
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Eagles there. as they took out all the bones of
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the Eagles and then chopped up the meat into little
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: bite-sized pieces there. Did you know Case Keenum, against the
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: blitz from the Philadelphia football team, they blitzed 11 times.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Case Keenum, how many passes do you think he completed
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: out of 11 blitzes where they threw? You think he
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: went like 6 of 11? That'd be good, right?
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: 6 of 11.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: How about 7? 7 of 11, like the The store. No,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: it was not. How about 11 out of 11? No,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't play in the NFL. I just think that's good.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: 11 out of 11 against the Blitz. It's tied for
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the fourth most completion since the nerds started tracking that
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: statistic without an incompletion. And that goes back a couple
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: of decades. They've been keeping track of that stat. As
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Uncle Vic's guys were dragged, they were dented and demolished.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: defensively here, they could not get the Bears off the field,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: which seemingly is problematic. You know? Oh, you can't say that!
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: You're being mean!
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I know. And up front, Philadelphia, my entire life, they've
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: always prided themselves on having this physical defense. They haven't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: always been good, but they're like, hey, we're physical. We
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: can get this done. And they were pushed around. Bears
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: had 128 yards. On the ground, and it was nice
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: and soft like Play-Doh. Nice and soft like Play-Doh against
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: that Chicago offense. And the Birds, they appear to have
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: a leak in the middle of the defense. From what
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I've seen here, they have some problems there in the middle.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: It's a trend now. We're three weeks into the season,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: and the linebackers and the safeties are not exactly getting
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: her done at this point. Now they've got the Rams
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: up next. So that's two teams coming off a loss.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: We'll see how that goes. Now, meanwhile, page two. Now
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to the offense of the Birds, which was very offensive.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: The question, can we stop protecting Jalen Hurts and admit
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that he was terrible against Chicago? Can we just stop?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: A lot of people say, well, he won the Super Bowl.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: They always give you the yabbit, yabbit, yabbit, yabbit, the
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: yabbit rabbit. Yabbit, he won the Super Bowl.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Saquon Barkley had 5,000 yards rushing that year. Defense was elite,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: all that stuff. Jalen Hurts, yet again, looking like a
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: guy that does not elevate the people around him. This
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: is something we see quite often with Jalen Hurts. And
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: he was playing quarterback like somebody had replaced the playbook,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and they said, hey, let's play a joke on Jalen Hurts.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Instead of giving him the playbook, let's give him the
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Cheesecake Factory menu. And so he was trying to run
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: plays off that. Can I get the chicken littles? Can
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I get the chicken? No, no. Okay. Can I get
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: the burger and fries? No, no, no. How about the mozzarella? No,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I can't get the mozzarella. How about, wait a minute.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Can I get the mac and cheese balls? No, we
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: can't get that. Okay. All right. So up first for
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia this year. It's kind of like a college team.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: You know how these college teams play these directional schools,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: their paycheck games? where they just cut a check to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: some pathetic school who takes the money to get beaten
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: to a pulp. And that's essentially what the Eagles had.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: They had a soft launch to start the year. They
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: still almost effed up against Tennessee. But they played Washington
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: week one. That's a bad team. Tennessee, a bad team.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: And so they were in the kiddie pool to start
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the year. And then the Eagles go against Chicago. And
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Chicago's like, we're in the deep end here. And it
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: turns out Jalen Hurts did not bring his floaties. And
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: so it was a problem. The Bears putting Jalen Hurts
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: into a maze. They said, all right, let's toss him
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: into a maze here. So he was in a corn maze,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and he spent about three hours of time running into
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the hedges and thoroughly baffled by the defensive strategy of Chicago.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And it's like, man, it's like they tossed him a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Rubik's Cube. And they said, all right, Jalen, solve the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Rubik's Cube. And he said, OK, I'll solve it. And
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: then he just started chewing on it. Well, that's not
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: going to get it done. That's not it. And we
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: were surprised that Jalen did not trip because he appeared
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to tie his shoes properly, which I think is the
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: only thing, the only thing that he did well was
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: tie his shoes prior to the game. Because, man, everything
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: else was pure quarterback detention without recess. Bad. They had
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: three straight three and outs. In the second half there,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: that's run a play, run a play, run a play, punt.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: And that means now they've done that nine times this season.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Nine times the Eagles have gotten the ball and not
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: been able to get a first down and nine times
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: had to punt after three plays. That's it. And so
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it's a mess. It is a mess. And Jalen Hurts
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: went up in weight class here, and the Eagles offense did,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: and immediately looked for the white towel. Body blow, body blow,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: just like that. And ultimately, Jalen Hurts, he ended up
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: having a bird's eye view from the cockpit as he
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: flew the Vomit Comet for the Eagles offense there, a
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: nonstop flight destination loser's lounge. And they landed right there.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: They went into the loser's lounge. They had a cocktail there.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: And you're supposed to be better than that. And, yeah, yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: this is one of those teams to keep an eye on.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You look down the line, teams that could go kerfluey
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: and blow things up. Tampa Bay is on that short list.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: The Eagles are certainly on that short list of teams
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: that could say, okay, this is not going well. Let's
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: change the coach. Let's change the quarterback. And the winds
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: of change will start howling. Now, speaking of wins, we
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: go to the Chicago side, the winner's locker room. The
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: better story is in the loser's locker room, but we
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: go to the winner's locker room there. And with Caleb
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Williams still away for likely a couple more weeks for
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the Bears, Case Keenum, as he upstaged everybody. We talked
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: about Case Keenum, the story here. He stole the show.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: So the question going forward, should Case Keenum remain the
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Bears starter until Caleb Williams returns? So I'm nodding my head.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: There's really no other answer. I don't even know why
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: this is a debate. Yet it seems everything is a
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: debate these days. But I am Benny Brightside on the
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: old Rams quarterback, Case Keenum. I am Benny Brightside here.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And I say you keep that old jalopy with 150,000
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: miles on it. You keep that car on the highway
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: until the transmission falls out. And, yeah, that's what I
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: would do. Case Keenum was... That impressive. Of course, we
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: had no expectations for Case Keenum. The fact that he
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: was able to breathe and walk and chew gum, we
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: were like, wow, that's pretty impressive. Man, it was a,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: by the standard we had for Case Keenum, that was
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a virtuoso performance. It was. Keenum did not merely hold
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: down the fort, and he wasn't just a game manager.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: He actually installed the new kitchen, which was unexpected. He
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: installed the new kitchen. Yeah, 38 years young. And apparently
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: preserved the last three years in football, you know, in
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: football goo to keep him fresh and all that stuff.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And yet, listen, Tyson Bajent had been designated the QB
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: number two, and he's making $ 5 million a year. And premium,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: supposedly a premium backup. That's what you all say, premium backup,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Tyson Bajent. But last I checked, this is the results-based business, right?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: This is the results-based business and all that. So you
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: don't bench Van Gogh. You don't bench Van Gogh halfway
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: through the starry night because the other guy has a
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: nicer contract. You don't do that. And Keenum has earned
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: another start. Now, it's more likely than not, based on
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: his track record with all these teams he's played for,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: that Case Keenum will go out and poop the bed
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: because that's normally what happens. He'll have a game like
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: this where he looks really good, and then you'll be like, okay,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: he can do that again. And no, no, no. He'll
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: have like one or two good games in a row,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and then it goes sideways. It goes sideways fast. But
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: this is not Little League. Last I checked, it is
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: not Little League. Everybody does not get an inning. So
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: if Case Keenum is the guy, which he appeared to be,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you just send him back out there and the depth
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: chart is written in pencil, not pen, in pencil for
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a reason. So Case Keenum, the football equivalent for the
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Bears here, it's kind of like finding $ 20 stuffed in
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: that little weird pocket. You know how the jeans have
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that little weird pocket in the front there and you
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: found 20 bucks in there. Like, wow, that's kind of weird.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: and it's great. I'm not going to complain. It's nice.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I know they're old jeans. I'm not going to complain
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: about that. You keep Cinderella in there at the ball.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: You say, all right, Cinderella, you're at the ball. Keep
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: going there until the slipper breaks and turns back into
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: a crappy Skechers sneaker, and then you make the change.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
• 32:50
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• 32:54
  Speaker 1: We have Slug in Vegas. Hello, Slug, the master of
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes. Hello, Slug. All right. Fair enough. Slug.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Good luck, Coop.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Who do you want to partner up with, Slug?
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, Ben.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's do it. We're in it to
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: win it. And Sean is in North Dakota. Hello, Sean. Welcome.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Hey. Hey. Sean, who do you want to partner up with, Sean?
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Coop?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Coop Loop? Okay. All right. All right. Let's do it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: It's the matchup. What are the categories you're cool? Please, quickly.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: This is the Halsey edition of Mallard's Mountain of Money. Oh,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I love her. She turns 32 years old today. Okay.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: The categories are bad at love, sorry, ego, and lucky. Slug,
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: which category would you like?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Who the hell is Halsey? Some British chick, I think. Yeah.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Give me the first one. Bad at love. All right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And Sean, do you want sorry, ego, or lucky?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Sorry. All right.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: All right, those are the categories. Gentlemen, do not hang
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: up or you will be disqualified from playing the game.
• 34:06
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• 34:10
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that, and we will do it next.
• 34:13
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• 34:27
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• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Lord, that's a lot of money.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Do you have what it takes to get to the top?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Sluggo, my buddy. The master
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: of the mashed potatoes. Are you ready, Slug? Slug? I
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: don't hear you, Slug. Hello, Slug. I turned on my
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: mic instead of theirs. I'm sorry. All right. Hello, Slug.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Are you there, Slug?
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: I'm here. I'm here.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: All right, Slug. Here we go. You picked bad at love.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: These athletes have all been divorced multiple times. Are you
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: prepared here, Sluggo?
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: They're just like me. Exactly. Here we go. 45 seconds
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: on the clock. We're on our way and go. He's
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: a quarterback. He was a quarterback for the Cowboys. He's
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Joe Buck's partner. Yes. Quarterback for the Steelers in the 70s.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: He's on Fox NFL pregame. Did a radio show. Blonde hair.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Gap-toothed defensive player for the Giants. He's also... Yes.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Charles Barkley's sidekick on the NBA on TNT. Played for...
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: First name.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Shaquille O'Neal.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: No, I said the second. All right. Catcher for the
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Big Red Machine.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: What's his last name? Smith. All right. Catcher for the
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Reds in the 70s. Sonny Benz. Yes. He hosted the Mets.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: All right. You got hooked up on Kenny. Ben choked there. Wow.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: He said Kenny Jet. He didn't say Kenny Smith. No,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: you choked. No, I didn't choke.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: He choked. He said Kenny Jet. Sean, we've got the
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: category sorry. These sports figures all had to issue public apologies.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Are you ready, Sean? Yes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Don't choke. 45 seconds. Let's begin. Best golfer of all time.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods. Yes. This quarterback killed dogs. Michael Vick.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Yes. This guy is a point guard for the Mavericks
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: right now. He believes in the flat earth.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving. Yes.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: This is a center. He used to play for the Jazz.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: He touched all the microphones during COVID.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: He's French. Greg Ostertag.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: This guy's a running back for the Ravens. He punched
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: his wife in an elevator.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, um... Doggone it, I can't... All right.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Coach for the Cardinals. He has the same last name
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: as a quarterback. Greg Ostertag is one of the funniest
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: answers we've ever gotten. French guy, touched all the microphones.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Rudy Gobert is who we were looking for there. Oh
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: my goodness. You couldn't get less French than Greg Ostrich.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Ray Rice. Ray Rice. What's the score, Lorena? I'm sad
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to say, Coop, you guys got 60. All right. And
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Ben got 140. So we're up again, Sean. You said
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I choked. You did choke. You should have got more.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: You choked more than me. No, Greg. Hurry up. You're
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: wasting time. All right. Do you want ego or lucky? Lucky.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Ego. Okay.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Well, that worked out well.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Sean, ego. These athletes all have huge egos. 45 seconds.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Let's begin. Best basketball player of all time. Yes. His
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: nickname is Primetime. He's the coach of Colorado.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: This guy is the wide receiver for the Eagles and
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: the Cowboys. Yes. This guy is the outfielder for the
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Red Sox. He was he played with David Ortiz. It
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: was the dreads. Yes, this guy was the all-time stolen
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: base king. Talked about himself in the third person. Yes,
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: this guy shot free throws underhanded, like grandma style.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: White guy. All right.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: This guy is like the glue guy. Ben always calls
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: him the glue guy and trash talker.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: What's the score? 220, Coop. Where are we at?
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: 140.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Slug, you picked Lucky. These
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: athletes were all part of some of Lucky's plays in
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: sports history. 45 seconds. We're on our way. Go. Steeler
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: running back in the 1970s. The running back for Terry Bradshaw.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Skip it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Go.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: All right, he threw the forward pass for the Tennessee Titans,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the miracle in Music City. Tight end for the Tennessee Titans.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: He died. Too drunk, go. All right, helmet catch guy
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: for the Giants in the Super Bowl.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Tyree.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: What's his first name?
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Tyree.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah! That's a winner! Even drunk Slug was able to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: remember David Tyree. Winner, winner, winner!