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DLHS Hour 1 | Justice Department Investigate Networks Not Covering Trump · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Hugh Jackman. Happy birthday to Eric Dixon
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  Speaker 1: from Love & Hip Hop. Happy birthday to Kirk Cameron.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Charlie Ward, who was a great football player,
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  Speaker 1: but never got drafted in the NFL, played a long
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  Speaker 1: time with the New York Knicks.
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  Speaker 2: He won the Heisman, didn't he? Yes, he did.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Aaron McKee. Happy birthday to Chris Wallace
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  Speaker 1: from the news. Happy birthday to Marshall T.
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  Speaker 2: Polk. Not to be confused with Marshall Falk. They're two
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  Speaker 2: different dudes. Yeah, it's Marcus, actually.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Marcus.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well. Marcus Marshall. We want to wish the right
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  Speaker 3: guy happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Christopher Wallace is big and small. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to possibly, of course, to the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Dick Gregory. Happy birthday to Melvin Franklin from The Temptation.
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  Speaker 1: There were so many of them.
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  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. Yeah. Happy birthday to Dusty Rose, the wrestler.
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  Speaker 1: And, of course, happy birthday to Luciano Pavarotti. There's a
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  Speaker 1: famous story about Aretha Franklin and Luciano Pavarotti.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it is?
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 3: He got sick and they called her at the last
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  Speaker 3: minute to sing. I don't remember. It was a song in,
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  Speaker 3: not in English.
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  Speaker 2: Not a song.
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  Speaker 3: An opera.
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  Speaker 2: What was it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: An aria.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And they take it. They take years to learn.
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  Speaker 3: And she learned it quickly and came right over.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, give me some French dressing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And she's like, I'll.
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  Speaker 2: Be over there in a minute.
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  Speaker 3: And killed it.
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  Speaker 2: And had houses.
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  Speaker 3: She sure did. And killed it.
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you, this is my favorite Aretha. And
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  Speaker 1: she told the story before she passed. So she booked
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  Speaker 1: me for a Christmas party at her house in Detroit. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And it was only like 15 people. So I had
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  Speaker 2: to do two sets.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Pay me more money than I'd ever made at that time.
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 1: I did the first set, and the same people were there,
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  Speaker 1: so I had to think of something else to do.
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  Speaker 1: So we were eating, and they said, you going to
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  Speaker 1: sing for us, Mr. Reed? We might have been 20
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  Speaker 1: pieces in. I'm not singing at MF. You better tell
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  Speaker 1: that d * * * over there to sing.
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  Speaker 2: Tell some jokes. Tell some jokes. She sure did say that.
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  Speaker 1: She sure did.
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  Speaker 2: You better tell that bitch to tell some jokes and
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  Speaker 2: start pumping. She really walked away. She didn't want nobody
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  Speaker 2: in the house. No way. And I told, I said,
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  Speaker 2: do you remember that? And she did. It was the greatest.
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  Speaker 2: And she said it unapologetically. She was like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: told you to do it. And then right after that,
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  Speaker 2: she told the people. I want French dressing. Remember that?
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  Speaker 3: He said, hold on, DL. Where's my French dressing? Well,
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  Speaker 3: tell him don't come back without it. Now, what was
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  Speaker 3: we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's the queen.
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  Speaker 2: I could just see her pulling a pack of clues
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  Speaker 2: out of her bra. It was great.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: We got a great show lined up for you. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: we got 90 seconds to 90 hits with DJ Luchi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a little note from the GD
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  Speaker 1: section plus the jazz report.
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  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 2: She's smart.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: The Justice Department has launched an investigation into TV networks
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  Speaker 3: for temporarily halting pool coverage of Trump. I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to call him President Trump. Anyway, the DOJ confirmed that
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  Speaker 3: an antitrust probe into Fox News, CNN, ABC, CBS and
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  Speaker 3: NBC is underway. The networks have been ordered to turn
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  Speaker 3: over communications and records about their White House pool arrangement.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: So right now they're attacking every news company and Ileana Omar, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. Serves her home, accused her of crimes and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: I just I think that it is indicative of where
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  Speaker 1: we are. None of this blowing up the state of California.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, blowing up cities in California.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And having the the the ICE. raid a sitting congressman
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  Speaker 1: having threatened saying that Tallarica was in a mental institution
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  Speaker 1: for 13 days.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then attacking all of the news organizations and having
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  Speaker 1: them is.
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  Speaker 2: Not one of those things will help your life get
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  Speaker 2: any better.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: This is a desperate man who knows that this whole
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  Speaker 1: thing is falling apart. And rather than and he could
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  Speaker 1: have really just worked hard for the job. He's working
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  Speaker 1: harder to keep a job he's not doing than he
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  Speaker 1: is running.
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  Speaker 2: But he's not. Tell me what you're going to do.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all of these people who are supporters of
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  Speaker 1: him cannot tell you how their lives is substantially better.
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  Speaker 2: They can't tell you that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's because he has he has no no idea
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  Speaker 3: what they do.
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 3: And has no care to actually work. He doesn't want
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  Speaker 3: to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Everything they do is for us. Like, what did you
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  Speaker 1: think would happen? When a game show host was president,
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  Speaker 1: they always think, oh, we'll have sweeps. We'll just have
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  Speaker 1: a live execution.
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  Speaker 3: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: You know, Jesus was executed. He was. Wasn't that a
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  Speaker 2: public execution?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all wear that necklace. Y'all wear that one around
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  Speaker 1: your neck, don't you? They do?
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  Speaker 3: Well, according to the CDC, cases, now this threw me
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  Speaker 3: for a loop, cases of sexually transmitted diarrhea.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard of that.
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  Speaker 3: These cases have soared across the U.S. and the infections
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  Speaker 3: are growing more resistant to treatment every day. It's called shingalaya.
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  Speaker 3: Shigella is a highly contagious bacteria that can cause diarrhea,
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  Speaker 3: fever and stomach pain. And it spreads through fecal oral contact,
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  Speaker 3: contaminated food or water and sexual contact. Now, most of
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  Speaker 3: the patients were adult men. That's all I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: say about that. That you won't eat it like groceries now.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't laying machine. That's disgusting. It was what was
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  Speaker 2: last year.
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  Speaker 3: Exploding diarrhea.
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  Speaker 2: Remember they had, remember the foods had explosive diarrhea.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then last year, remember they had that, um, that
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  Speaker 1: thing that you got from shellfish together.
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  Speaker 2: I got that twice.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say you got it twice?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when I had, what was, I really, I really
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  Speaker 2: had it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like you had, Like listeria, diphtheria. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have diphtheria, but I had listeria.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I had Ebola. I've had Ebola.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've had West Nile fever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: What about the one that turns your head like a football?
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  Speaker 3: Did you have that one too?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's the one. You can only get that when
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  Speaker 2: you're a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Zika virus.
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  Speaker 2: Zika virus.
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  Speaker 3: Zika virus.
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  Speaker 2: Zika virus. Come on, man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff Peroni's disease.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't got that.
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  Speaker 3: The banana.
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  Speaker 2: Got the little head of kids, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, little football heads. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Look like they've been to a witch doctor. You know what? Stop.
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  Speaker 3: That's enough.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I shrunk it here. You've gone too far.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You've gone too far. Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: All that from a mosquito?
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  Speaker 3: All that from a mosquito.