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S4 - The Perfect Crime Live Stream 2 · True Crime and Wine Time

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  Let it an let. Oh, hi everybody, Hello, it's good to
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  see you. I don't know what it is with it is like co hosts
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  that happened to be ladies and asking me to wear wigs. But it's the
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  thing I think because I know you like them, and I just thought pink
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  wins would be better. It's it's not wrong. I enjoy a good wig.
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  There's a reason why there's a wig wall. And this is number seven,
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  lucky number seven. But it is very apparent that I am not able
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  to style hair because this wig came unstyled number one and number two. I
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  don't know how to cut bangs, just like Jodyarius. So this is what
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  you've got. This is how this ended up. I really think bangs are
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  for like a bob is really what's the same? Here? Well, but
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  find here too short. I did the same thing, but it all filed
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  up with a butterfacle. Yeah it's not pretty, but Captain's already in love.
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  Well, good clad, somebody loves us for it. Hello, everybody,
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  Well, we're excited that you're here with us, live too, and
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  look at that kiddie. Now visions of beauty before with us? Oh okay,
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  now I'm feeling all loved and stuff. Thank you. I take that
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  as a compliment the bar Jody said that bar Uloh well, I will tell
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  you. When I was trying to pull some of it back into sleeve,
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  a little wispy ones, the first thought I had was, oh, crap,
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  that looks like Jody. I can't let's just pull it all back forward.
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  That's uh yep. My entire life has been ruined by trials. Now
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  I can't watch storms because of the Lori vala trial, and bangs have been
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  ruined by Jody. Well, I think you did a great job, especially
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  considering have you ever cut bangs before? No, what's sad is I shouldn't
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  cut bangs. The only time I've ever done any kind of thing with hair
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  is during COVID, in which I gave myself the one blade across the whole
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  thing haircut. I wanted real hard to do like a one on the sides
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  and like a two on the top, and then I realized this is not
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  gonna happen at all. Oh well, well, I will tell you.
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  I've been wearing mine now for a little over an hour, so is prepping.
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  HH said, Oh, you looked like Dolly and I said, well,
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  that's a call implement. And I don't know how she does it because
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  it already's given me a little bit of a headache. Yeah, it's a
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  wow. This really this needs some help. This needs Yeah, it does
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  better if you brush it out like I totally brushed it all out, and
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  it did much better. I didn't do that. I was trying to impress
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  somebody by my braiding skills because I can braid. Somebody said they'd have to
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  teach me how to braid it. But this is not this is not happening
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  in this this this vision of things. Wow, that is literally nodded it.
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  All right, Well, you know what I'm nervous. All we gotta
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  do now is die your beard to match? Oh right, who I can't.
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  I can't concentrate. I can't concentrate. Don't hate me. It's hot
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  in here, it's so hot here. Don't hate me. I feel like
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  I just broke your heart and I'm sorry, dad, And I'm just soccer
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  to talk anymore. No, No, don't adding a do I'm not talking
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  anymore. My problem. I picked the wrong shirt to do this in because
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  this is most assuredly a soccer jersey and it is hot, but I just
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  see thank you, somebody has my back. I've been wearing it for an
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  hour. I'm sweating. Listen, boss, and your real boss, Carrie
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  says, put it back on. Does she does? She feel you didn't
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  see it? But she she walked right I walked right by her trying to
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  get the dog downstairs, and she said nothing. Dang it. Randy makes
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  a point. She makes a point. Does mascot suit? I can make
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  it in this wig. Looks like we made it. Somebody asked a question
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  that I don't know the answer too, but I would love to know.
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  Why is there no super chat? Yes, so chat happens when we're monetized.
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  You're not monetized yet, Yeah, so, so once we hit the
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  necessary requirement environments, then monetization happens. After a very long wait, Brandy
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  can tell you. And yeah, hey, wonder which one of my Filipino
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  sad is. Hopefully they'll tell us which one. I warned them that I'd
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  be wearing a pink wig since they're my pinkies. So jt that Catherine is
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  the fellow birthday girl that I shared my birthday party with, since our birthday
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  is the same month that is one of my beautiful bfs. Happy birthday to
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  you. Happy birthday, it's over now, sweetie. Or in August,
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  Happy belated birthday to Catherine and Tary, Happy birthday to you it's Rex.
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  Well, no Rex, I could put on my oldest bff gave me a
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  pink cowboy hat for my birthday with the lad lights, it would probably get
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  really well with this pink hair. That would Yes, that might just be
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  too much. And by that I mean, well, that's why I had
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  to take off the pink clothes because it was a little bit much. Oh
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  my gosh, I do when I when I start getting bored, I do
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  this. I didn't know, Okay, I do the same thing, but
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  apparently I'm that person. We're learning all kinds of new things tonight, y'all,
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  all kinds and these things we are. And before we get into our
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  perfect crime, I'm sure everybody or some of you have seen that we officially
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  announced a special investigative piece that we have coming up. Yes, and for
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  the people that are here, I thought I would give them a little sneak
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  peek going and play the trailer real fast. Yeah, I'll play the trailer
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  real fast, all right, one second load it up. Glad you're so
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  techy, y'all might have to just I don't understand why there's like a delay
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  in Bologney happening, but you might just have to be okay with it.
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  Okay, let's see here, here we go. That's not that's not professional.
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  Can we try this? Can this? Can this? Can this happen?
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  We Nope, can't happen. Can't happen. Remember when I said I
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  could do it. I can't do it. I thought I could do it.
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  I'll try and download it first. Okay, Well then should I wait?
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  Give him a preview? Okay, I'll give a preview. So I
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  have for the last month been working on this. For those of you that
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  don't know, we are doing an investigation into a missing person case that has
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  not been solved. It is a young man who went missing from the area
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  I grew up then, and he went to nearby high school where my high
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  school sweetheart went. So I'm not a lot of the area. It's got
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  a lot of twist in turns and some shocking things, and we're hoping that
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  we're going to hooke some bears because some people know what's going on, and
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  we're hoping it's going to be ongoing and we're going to take everybody along the
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  ride with us in the investigation. We've got the families cooperation, the mom,
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  the dad, you know, the parents are involved. So it's I'm
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  really excited. So it working now, Okay, maybe I love it.
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  I thought it was great. It does. But I love it because I'm
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  gonna go ahead and tell you guys the name of the person and only the
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  people who are on this live and then anyone who watches the video that Chase
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  Lackey is the young man that's missing. If you google it, you will
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  see there's not a lot of publicity about it. One reason why he's a
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  young white guy. Sorry, come at me if you want to hate me,
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  But if he was a blonde female, there would be a lot more.
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  But it's very exciting to be doing the case and heartbreaking at the same
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  time talking with the mom and dad. It's been six years years. And
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  also his dog was taken at the same time, so Champ his little white
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  multi poo. And if you're anything like me, once you heard that,
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  you're looking that's it. That's I think what sold me. As you know,
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  we get a lot of people who ride into us and look at missing
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  persons. I don't do a lot of missing person cases, and that's why.
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  But I had been looking for something that I could be like a dog
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  with a bone with start pissing some people off, poking the bear, and
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  I think the dog did it. And besides the fact, Chase looks like
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  a really good guy, but the dogs the dog has not been found either.
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  I know, Brandy, it's it's heartbreaking. Yeah, so it'll be
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  exciting. We'll drop it in September and we're gonna take everybody along for the
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  ride. But I'm also looking forward to doing a special live episode where we
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  go through the facts that we do know and let this wonderful community maybe tell
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  me, Hey, did you think of talking to this person? Did you
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  do this? Did you ask the police this? So kind of jumping in
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  with us, I think that played too soon, Yes, And I think
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  that if we need any charts, I know, Oh, I already know
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  who we're calling for charts. I'm gonna call the charts goddess. Oh she
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  is the chart leaders know a goddess. She is a goddess. She ain't
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  gonna let me forget that one, and she shouldn't. She should wear it
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  and go with it. Oh man, Okay, listen, I know I
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  know him a mascot. I know I sweat, and I know that things
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  are hot and warm, and you know the suit last night was probably one
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  hundred degrees. But also it's a job, he said. Ah, okay,
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  Well, apparently one of my children, my oldest child, is lurking
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  in the background, because he just sent me a text message saying, oh,
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  you look great in pink hair. Well, that's so nice of you
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  to say thank you. It's like thank you for stopping by, Jeffah,
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  but I'm excited. We've got four insane cases. Yes, and you.
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  We've agreed that you're going to do the first one this time. It's ill.
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  Let you get started. I just saw one thing in this story,
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  of course, my eyes went straight to that. All right, here we
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  go Plan one. All right, So this is plan one. It is
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  a deadly hook up. And yes, indeed my beard did come back fighting.
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  You are correct, all right, So set up a fake dating hook
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  up profile. Wait for the most obnoxious guy to hit you up literally anybody.
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  Okay, sorry, I'm just gonna read an obnoxious guy to hit you
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  up and schedule a hook up at a bar. While waiting, prepare warming
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  body gel with bachulate bachel. I didn't come here to read everybody, Hold
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  on, I gotta get this right. This is brilliant. Okay, okay,
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  okay, can you tell me how to pronounce it? Sorry, everybody,
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  I should think batulinum aculinum. That's what it told me, all right.
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  Sorry. While waiting, prepare warming body gel with bachelinum, which you
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  can buy and have shipped to you. Use a PO box or someone else's
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  address and a different name for the shipment, along with using a prepaid visa
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  card. After a few cocktails, head back to their place, where you
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  will ask to go to the bathroom to freshen up. While you are in
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  the bathroom, put on something that will get him excited. Once in the
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  once in the bed, I need my night Court music. Once in the
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  bedroom, or wherever you decide to get fuzzy. Offer to get a b
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  J to get things start. Ask him to return the favor. Bring out
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  your special warming gel for him to use on you. Sit back and enjoy
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  your pleasure. When you're done, say you got a run and then it
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  was a blast. Head out de leat your profile on the app, discard
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  the warming gel, watch the news the next day to see the strange death
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  of a young male. Okay, I got a whole lot going on in
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  my brain. I will let you go. This is literally what I was
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  thinking about. Okay, I don't, Okay, yeah, I I'm just
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  gonna jump off a cliff here. If it's gonna kill him by getting it
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  in his mouth, what's it gonna due to you being in your lady bits
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  or around your man bits or whomever you know? I don't. I don't
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  know much about it. I didn't even know how to pronounce it. I
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  don't either. Isn't bacholinum? What in that? Botox? Before one of
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  the most poisonous biological substances known. It's a neurotoxin produced by the bacterium Claustridium
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  bachulinum bachelinum Mutchell with them. So it is botox? But how does it
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  not kill you by your lady bits? I don't know. I'm guessing that
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  that's the that's the hole that we just poked. Maybe, And I also
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  have to say, what if you have to wait a long time for an
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  obnoxious guy to hit you up on the app? Do you think that would
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  be a long time. First off, no, not at all. No,
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  I'm old. I don't know how dating apps work. No, I
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  don't think Listen, I ended up dating missus Bruce Crime and marrying her and
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  didn't really do the whole dating app thing, so I don't have much experience
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  on it. But I also know how many miserably obnoxious men there are in
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  the world, and yeah, yeah, so I don't think it would take
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  very long at all. The thing is is that nowadays kids are pretty kids,
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  children, teens, I don't know adults. Young adults are really good
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  at letting people know where they're going ahead of time. So there's that whatever
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  happened to pop Rocks. Yeah, that's pretty much the general consensus that I've
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  heard. And I I do not have the authority to apologize for men,
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  but boy I wish I could. Yeah. There, I mean, I
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  have to give this person credit. They used to peel box and a prepaid
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  visa card, and I'm assuming the prepaid visa cards not tracked, because you
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  can buy them at like a grocery store and stuff. Right, Oh,
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  yeah, yeah, absolutely you can. But usually usually if you buy it,
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  you'd have to buy it with cash because they could link your credit card
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  to the visa card number that you bought and then so you'd have to buy
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  it with cash. Okay, it is. It is a novel idea,
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  and that it belongs in her novel. It it is. But I'm wondering,
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  if botox doesn't kill you and that's injected, why is it a poison?
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  Am I making sense? Or am I totally because I'm like, I
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  got botox and I didn't die. Well, I don't know. I just
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  don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me, So I don't know.
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  We might have to google that one some more and maybe maybe only by
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  ingesting. It is a poisoness, so it's life threatening, but small doses
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  like those in the application of botox are considered safe. H Okay. That
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  that makes me question even further. How do you know what's the appropriate amount
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  for each person? But here we are. Yeah that's true. Oh that's
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  true. Yeah, so a point for creativity. Yes, someone just said
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  they think it has to be ingested and then by other thing, and I
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  hope I'm not going to regret this. Why warming gel and not just regular
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  gel? Why do you need it to get warm when there's poison in it.
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  I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they think it'd be more
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  appealing to the other person. Well, but when warming the poison, I'm
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  wondering just warming the poison make it more effective? I don't know, but
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  not sure. I think at that point you've already got whatever out of the
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  bacterium that created it, thereby making it it is what it is. Yeah,
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  I love that Brandy knows how to do this. Yeah, well,
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  of course I am telling you. If I ever go missing, you can
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  talk to Brandy because it was probably her, especially if it goes unsolved.
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  If it goes unsolved, well I'm gonna give that when a two I think
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  it too. I mean, I do love the creativity, and I do
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  like that she offered to pleasure him before killing him. Yeah, I think
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  that that's you know, m that's a bit. Life's like a box of
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  chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. I don't know if I
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  would be I don't know if i'd be offering that. I think there's a
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  lot of work for for for taking care of a person you don't even know
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  by the end of the night. Maybe so, And wouldn't your DNA be
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  left if you did the beja yep, because then there would be DNA on
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  him, right, because DNA works both ways, right, I mean that's
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  just I think that's how that works. One last hurah. Yeah, but
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  I would so have to say, a lot of people send us random killings.
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  Why are we not killing people? We know we get a lot of
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  innocent people. I mean, we're just assuming the guy's innocent. But not
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  if he was the most obnoxious guy. I guess, I guess. Okay,
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  that's a great question. Actually, what was he gonna do that would
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  put the gel in his mouth? In your mouth? Well, if if
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  you're using gel and it has to be ingested, what is he doing in
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  order to be I don't know. Well, if you put the warming gel
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  on her lady bits, and I'm assuming it's flavored, I'm going to just
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  glat on the limb here and say it's a flavored warming gel. Well,
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  not too many adjectives, far too many adjectives. Flavored, warming, vibrating
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  gel. I don't the word vibrating. Did I ever say those words?
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  Oh my god, I did? You did? But he's gonna get it
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  in this Okay, maybe I'm cool to figure this out, you know,
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  DM me and tell me how this would work. So don't I'm heard,
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  don't DM her on this. She doesn't know what she's asking for. Don't
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  do that. Should we move on the plant too? We should? I'm
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  okay, I'm gonna just tell you right off the bat. This scares the
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  bit Jesus out of me. I'm just gonna tell y'all, one of my
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  biggest fears is burning to death. So firebug really gets me. Why is
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  it that all the shows that I do, that's exactly the reaction people have.
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  It's like when mom used to walk in on you and you're watching a
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  movie and it's completely innocent except for the one time she walks in, and
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  then it's why are y'all watching? Everybody who's watching this right now knows exactly
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  what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, absolutely so all right. Firebugs are
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  often firefighters hidden but in plain sight. Okay, first, start with small
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  fires and abandoned buildings and remote areas that will go unnoticed. As a firefighter,
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  you have insider knowledge of the perfect locations to ignite these flames, ensuring
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  that they would spread quickly and cause substantial damage. To avoid detection, meticulously
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  plan your arson attacks, selecting properties with minimum security measures, in strategically choosing
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  times when you could easily blend in with your fellow firefighters responding to the scene.
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  Study and perfect how to delay the fire ignition ignition ignition so that you
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  set multiple fires at once, creating chaotic atmosphere that helps divert suspicion away from
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  you. This is written by Baine. After you've perfected, you to owe
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  your delayed ignition, choose your actual target, the one that got away.
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  You see, years ago a girl dumped me for my friend and they got
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  married and are expecting a child. The child should be mine and she should
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  be my wife. Holy crab. Set up multiple delay devices near the target
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  house. I dropped by for a visit on a Saturday. When you're on
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  call and have a couple of beers and hang out, step outside to make
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  a call, and while out there, quickly disconnect the natural gas line behind
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  the grill and set up your delay device to at night, which will set
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  off the natural gas that is leaking. Using an app, set up for
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  a call to come in and then fake answer like you're being called into work
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  or you get lucky and the actual call comes in. If not leave the
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  house, go to a place where you can be seen in use as an
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  alibi. The house with a delay device will explode and burn, killing everyone
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  inside. If you're called to work for the fire, be sure to act
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  devastated and let your fellow firefighters know this is a house of your friends.
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  If question, do not lie about being there, Tell the truth, and
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  use your alibi. Wow. First, I'm happy to say that I don't
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  know enough about this in order to comment much on it. I do like
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  the idea that they've perfected the layed ignition. But but so okay, but
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  I'm gonna be honest. Delayed ignition fire fire? Can you delay it?
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  What? Thirty seconds? No? I mean if you have a if you
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  have an igniter or an ignition device to ignite the fire, you can set
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  it up on a timer for a certain amount of times. You could also
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  set it up via phone where you call it and it sets it off.
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  But like, there's a lot of issues with that because once they once they
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  find it, they're gonna track it and they're gonna figure out who bought it.
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  And like, I don't this is this is interesting, This is really
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  interesting. There's another issue here too, is that unless you live out where
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  there's volunteer fire departments, you are absolutely either going to be on duty or
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  off duty. And if you're off duty and visiting friends and there's a fire,
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  you're not going to get called in immediately unless they need more people than
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  the initial people in the building already right or on shift. So is that
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  why it says so that you can set multiple fires at once? So are
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  you setting multiple and multiple areas? Because it said creating a chaotic atmosphere?
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  So I'm wondering if you set three fires, is there enough firemen on staff
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  to handle all three? I mean maybe, But like the big thing here,
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  like the climax of this whole thing, is to disconnect the natural gas
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  line and then set up the delay device to ignite, which then sets off
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  the natural gas. It's leaking. But I don't see anywhere. I see
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  in the top where they're doing multiple things, but down when you get to
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  the point, I don't see multiple things. That The issue here is like
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  natural gas is a really unpredictable beast, and I don't see this ending well
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  for you. And isn't it going to blow up more than just that house?
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  I don't know, See that's I don't know. I mean, because
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  I have no idea after just recently going to that fire, right, I
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  have to tell you, why would you even want to do? I mean,
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  fire just devastates me to even think about. I just I don't know.
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  I'm not a fan of fire. It scares me. I don't want
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  to die that way. But she's also pregnant to me, and they're expecting
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  a child, and you're still friends with them if you're going to drop by
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  for a visit, that's fascinating. There's fire inspector fire fighter used to start
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  fires in California that did a delayed device with a cigarette and matches. There's
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  so many ways that could go wrong. My thing about this this plan is
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  that I think it goes wrong before they even get to the actual target.
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  I don't think they make it past the tests because I just I see them
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  being people. People tend to have these you know, you have the bystander
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  effect a lot, but people seem to just totally dispatch with the bystander effect.
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  When there's a fire, everybody wants to call in and everybody wants to
• 33:39
  say there's a fire, right everybody. And so I feel like even with
• 33:45
  smaller smaller fires that you start out with. Eventually number one, they're gonna
• 33:52
  track, They're gonna triangulate, and then they're gonna start pulling security feed.
• 33:55
  So yes, we you and I just did what Brandy and I do.
• 34:06
  I need to know I need to know the info and a book because do
• 34:15
  they do any type of psychological testing. I know they do for police officers,
• 34:22
  but do they do for firefighters? I don't. I don't think so,
• 34:30
  because if you're a person who loves fire, wouldn't you want to be
• 34:34
  a fireman? Uh? And most firefighter jobs were required to pass a psyche
• 34:42
  test. Interesting, so he was smart enough to well and it could have
• 34:51
  been something that didn't that. The ideas didn't pop up until he realized how
• 34:58
  much he liked watching for the drug as a firefighter. I mean, I
• 35:02
  will be honest. I love burning boxes, furniture, anything I can burn
• 35:08
  in my fire pit when there's not a burn ban. But being somebody who's
• 35:14
  now part of the community emergency response team, and now that I've been up
• 35:19
  close and personal to two fires, I don't find them that fascinating. They're
• 35:24
  fascinating in my fire pit when I can just look at a small flame and
• 35:29
  get mesmerized and have a cocktail, watching trees and it go up, and
• 35:34
  feeling the heat and watching airplanes and helicopters drop water is not cool to me.
• 35:44
  Well, and right now we've got Maui burning. Yeah, let's yeah.
• 35:51
  I don't know if my girlfriend Captaine is still on here. I had
• 35:52
  texted her this morning because we have friends that live in Mahina who've lost everything.
• 35:59
  They are safe, and I talked with her this morning about that.
• 36:01
  But there again, I mean fire. You might want to only kill one
• 36:08
  person or one family. You can't control fire. You can control a bullet,
• 36:15
  you can control poisoning, you can control a knife. You can't control
• 36:19
  fire. No, no gout. But I'm just I feel like if somebody
• 36:29
  is willing to go through all of his planning long term and then use the
• 36:32
  target, I feel like they're not. They don't care. They don't care.
• 36:39
  But as a fireman, you care about other people, or you wouldn't
• 36:45
  be in that career. You like to save people. I think he wants
• 36:52
  to only hurt this one couple, and maybe that anger, revenge, jealousy,
• 36:59
  whatever it is, is causing him to lose sight of the fact that
• 37:06
  it could blow up more than just the house. Oh oh, we need
• 37:16
  to read this book. Two thousands fires in the thirty year period, So
• 37:29
  he got away with it, Your arsons free where most of them occurred between
• 37:32
  eighty four and ninety one, making him the most prolific serial arsonists in American
• 37:36
  history. No, I don't. I think he ended up getting caught.
• 37:37
  This is the person who ended up getting caught and got life. But but
• 37:42
  he wrote a book about it, so I would like to read. But
• 37:49
  that's the part that just bothers me. I mean I as a woman who's
• 37:53
  been cheated on. Yes, there's been a time that I've said, oh
• 37:57
  my god, I would love to kill him. That never ever did I
• 38:02
  do it? First of all. Second, that never did I say,
• 38:07
  oh, let's do it in a way that might kill innocent people as well
• 38:10
  who just happened to live next door. Yeah, I'll tell you what.
• 38:16
  And how do you know another thing? If you're on a phone call and
• 38:22
  you're out there and it says, quickly disconnect the natural gas line? Is
• 38:25
  that easy to do? Is it something you could just do real quick and
• 38:30
  nobody noticed? Because ours is locked up? Ours I think even has a
• 38:36
  lock on it or maybe I'm mistaken. I mean, you're asking the wrong
• 38:42
  guy. I'm about as handy as a foot so and h H is not
• 38:47
  here to ask, so too bad, he's not watching. He needs to
• 38:52
  be a special guest one night. He does need to be a special guest
• 38:58
  talking to you. HH. I know when we put in our pool and
• 39:02
  they had to run the line and stuff for the gas line for the hot
• 39:06
  tub, it didn't look like it was something they just went over and went,
• 39:09
  oh, do do done? No, it's a process, there's a
• 39:15
  reason. And on the other thing, do any of you have guessed over?
• 39:22
  And if they step outside to take a call, don't you look out
• 39:24
  their window and watch them. It's real fascinating to me, the whole step
• 39:30
  outside thing, because I mean, you're in view unless it's a house with
• 39:37
  no windows. And how do you know that delay device is gonna work?
• 39:43
  What if it blows up while you're there? That's the hope. No,
• 39:50
  I hope it doesn't blow up. It doesn't kill this well, not at
• 39:52
  all. But and next, is there an app that you can set up
• 39:59
  to call you? Yeah, I'm sure there's an app for that, and
• 40:06
  it'll just randomly call you a fake me a call. With fake me a
• 40:17
  call, you can create a fake call with your phone without actually being called.
• 40:22
  Before scheduling a fake call, the apple that you specify a fake caller,
• 40:24
  fake number, ringtone, picture, et cetera. Wow. So if
• 40:32
  you're on a bad date or if you're on a blind date, you can
• 40:37
  ask for a call to come in so you don't have to fake it like
• 40:39
  I used to. Oh my phone vibrated. Oh I gotta go. The
• 40:44
  kids are sick. It's like you could really have somebody call you. I
• 40:51
  just heard on the microphone handsome hobby downstairs going, hey, on that note,
• 40:58
  can you use it to say? Oh? I can't right now,
• 41:01
  honey, I got a call. I gotta take it. Yes, straight
• 41:06
  up rude, Okay, all right, listen, I'm gonna give this one.
• 41:08
  Actually, I'll probably give this one a three three and a half because
• 41:13
  I just I don't, honestly, I don't. There is nothing if it
• 41:15
  makes it past the whole testing thing injuring or may or hurting or killing a
• 41:21
  child is going to set the world on you. They will find out.
• 41:27
  Well, I I will say, if you're an upstanding firefighter and you're distraught
• 41:37
  and you tell them. Yeah, I can't really work on this fire.
• 41:40
  It was a friend. I don't know. I'm gonna have to read that
• 41:47
  book about that guy because apparently he got away with it. I don't know
• 41:52
  if anyone died, but I'm gonna give it a four. Lisa is a
• 41:59
  knowledgeable child. Most times that is a reference to the Travis Roolf trials.
• 42:07
  That sounded like, alright, I'm gonna give it a four, and like
• 42:16
  Zina said, yes they died, Well, we will have to read that.
• 42:23
  That that side. Anytime that like there's like, for instance, Criminal
• 42:28
  Minds or CSI, or there's one of those firebug type episodes. That's fascinating
• 42:31
  to me because I know very very very little. That sucks. Okay,
• 42:38
  that is even worse. That's even worse. I don't okay, next up?
• 42:53
  M maybe all right, a run on? All right? Am I
• 43:10
  doing playing three? You are? And you can count? I thought you
• 43:15
  didn't? You did good? I don't math. I can count to at
• 43:19
  least five, which is I'm glad we only do like four stories an episode.
• 43:25
  Alright, the crude? All right? Play in three? Insurance fraud.
• 43:34
  Sometimes you just need extra money for a trip and new stuff. First,
• 43:38
  play a weekend get away with friends. Second, rent a storage unit
• 43:45
  for a couple of months, use a fake name and pay in cash.
• 43:50
  Third, remove any cameras you have at home before the weekend trip. The
• 43:54
  day of the trip, pack is normal. Then, with your car in
• 43:58
  the garage, move all computers, TVs, jewelry, and anything of value
• 44:04
  that's easy to get out and in the trunk backseat of your car. Don't
• 44:07
  forget your bag for the weekend trip. Go back in the house and stage
• 44:12
  it to look like someone broke in. Since your backyard is fenced in,
• 44:16
  shut your back door and then kick it in so the door is damaged.
• 44:21
  Do not lock it as you do not want to hurt yourself. I like
• 44:24
  how that's in parentheses. Wipe the door down so that your fingerprints are not
• 44:30
  fresh. Leave the back door slightly ajar. Drive to the storage unit,
• 44:36
  move items into the storage unit. Go on your weekend trip on Sunday night.
• 44:42
  When you return home, park and garage is normal, and go into
• 44:45
  the house. When you see the mess and the back door open, immediately
• 44:49
  go out to your front yard and call nine one one, telling them your
• 44:52
  house has been broken into and you do not know if someone is still inside.
• 44:58
  Go in with police, make the report on Monday. Start the process
• 45:02
  of calling your insurance company and filing a claim. Clean up, have door
• 45:07
  fixed, Wait until insurance pays out your claim. Deposit check. Set up
• 45:10
  a fake Facebook account. Sell your items under the fake Facebook account in the
• 45:15
  town next to you, so that no one knows you as you sell each
• 45:19
  item. Go out and buy a replacement. For items that are not easily
• 45:22
  recognized, you can keep them and just clean them up to look new and
• 45:27
  bring back to your house. Never tell anyone, and you should be able
• 45:30
  to get several thousand dollars without a lot of work, even more if you
• 45:35
  have your jewelry ensured. I think, oh, Kelly, no, that's
• 45:45
  not true. Oh keny know, yeah, friends yours. That's the best
• 45:52
  comment ever. That's funny because until a therapist about you, I said I
• 46:00
  was in a social club that audits trials. It's not wrong. That sounds
• 46:04
  very professional of us. We are so professional, so professional, better than
• 46:08
  what I tell my therapist about JT. So oh, he probably feels,
• 46:15
  you know, what are those of the bills I've been getting? Because he
• 46:17
  probably feels like I'm he's taking care of me. Too at this point.
• 46:22
  So I just have to tell you on this one. Can't you just work
• 46:28
  some extra hours? Yeah? I mean, my my issue is twofold one.
• 46:35
  You can't use a fake name unless you have a fake ID to do
• 46:37
  the storage unit because they want an ID, they copy the ID, etc.
• 46:43
  So I guess you could do it, but you better have a good
• 46:45
  ID. M not everywhere. Really, I've rented. I've rented. I
• 46:51
  mean it's been a couple of years, but I've rented a storage unit and
• 46:53
  just gave him a name that didn't asked me for any ID or anything.
• 47:00
  I guess maybe it was just a small town because I didn't live in the
• 47:05
  South and they just said, hey, girl, cam one and give a
• 47:08
  switch. Got you're not that far out from the big city. Oh you
• 47:14
  ain't that much of a country mouse. Uh, But like yeah, I
• 47:21
  mean I guess, So I guess. I guess if you don't really want
• 47:22
  to know about somebody or what they're doing so now, and if they offered
• 47:27
  you enough cash, what was I storing there? I will never tell.
• 47:34
  Okay, this is my this was my second thing. There's always cameras at
• 47:39
  storage units. Okay, I am just gonna tell you straight up not true.
• 47:45
  So h h and h h h h h and eight. I can't
• 47:51
  even talk handsome. Hobey and I had a storage unit when we moved to
• 47:55
  Las Vegas and we closed and sold our staffing company and we had our phone
• 48:01
  system, computers and stuff in the storage unit. It all got stolen.
• 48:07
  There were no cameras. They had a camera on cars coming into the parking
• 48:14
  lot and that was it. And this was in Dallas Upskill area, So
• 48:21
  I don't know if they all have cameras. Maybe they do now because that
• 48:23
  was two thousand and six. Yeah, I mean, I don't think you
• 48:30
  know what else we found out about storage units? Anybody want to know?
• 48:36
  Go on. There is not a solid ceiling. So if you're in a
• 48:39
  storage unit and you cut a hole in your unit, you can go up
• 48:44
  and over into the unit next door. There's not a solid roof. That's
• 48:49
  how you find bodies, kids, Mike. My other thing is this never
• 48:58
  underestimate and insurance company that doesn't want to pay out ever, because that's every
• 49:05
  insurance company. But if it's only a couple of thousand dollars, I mean,
• 49:10
  is it if you're a deductible like five hundred to one thousand. Yeah,
• 49:15
  I mean, if you'd really have to put a lot of in your
• 49:19
  car in order to make it worth it, to be honest, because you
• 49:22
  literally it end up being it have to be more than you're deductible, right,
• 49:27
  so and then and then you have to then you have to pay for
• 49:30
  the gas and the time to go sell the ship that everybody notices that would
• 49:37
  come back to your house. Right. So it's just like, I don't
• 49:40
  know, I think, to me, anything insurance wise, just avoid it.
• 49:46
  I just don't feel Sharine. Does the UK have its own version of
• 49:55
  Storage Wars? Because I feel like I'd find that way way more interesting.
• 50:07
  Yeah, I don't know, but I mean that would be my luck.
• 50:10
  But I also just and I I guess this is just me, but don't
• 50:19
  they put down serial numbers and stuff. I'm just thinking of TV's computers.
• 50:25
  Can't you track those things? Yeah? So here's the thing, right,
• 50:30
  you set it up, You stage a robbery, You sell the stuff that
• 50:34
  has the serial numbers that you'd see whatever, right, and and you sell
• 50:38
  that to somebody, and that that person the police, they would have to
• 50:45
  do a real thorough job. Yeah, I'm gonna just go on a limb
• 50:51
  here and say, I know my mom's bless Mama Bear's heart. When she
• 50:54
  was so alive, her house got broken into multiple times, lived out on
• 50:59
  the corner behind the well. I can tell you I don't think the cops
• 51:01
  ever went and looked for the stuff that was stolen. And I'm assuming this
• 51:07
  person's thinking the same thing. There's too much going on out there with murders,
• 51:13
  riots, kidnappings. Who's really going to investigate a couple of thousand dollars.
• 51:22
  I mean, that's what I undertaking. You're right, I mean,
• 51:25
  you're you're absolutely right. I mean, if you really want money, I
• 51:30
  mean, just work a couple of extra shifts and don't go of your girls
• 51:34
  trip or that money. Make the firebug from the first the second plan happy.
• 51:40
  Just call them up. They'll take care of it for you, and
• 51:44
  then it really won't be your fault. So that's all I'm saying. But
• 51:50
  I mean, couldn't you just go upon it? I mean, yeah you
• 51:54
  could, but then you don't have your stuff and you can't replace it.
• 51:58
  It does seem like you end up like zero me out right, So like
• 52:01
  you take this stuff out ken you sell the stuff, but then you buy
• 52:06
  more stuff with the money that you get from it. Just sounds like you're
• 52:09
  ending up zeroing out, but maybe not, because I don't know what insurance
• 52:16
  pays back, what that rate is. But if you sell it and you
• 52:22
  get money to buy new, you're making like maybe twenty five percent over what
• 52:30
  you had originally. Maybe maybe, maybe, I don't know. It's I'm
• 52:38
  very, very jaded and skeptical about insurance anything, and so because of that,
• 52:45
  I'm giving it a two and a half. Now, I will say,
• 52:50
  if your jewelry is insured, ladies, if you have a ring or
• 52:54
  any jewelry that costs over a thousand dollars, you need to have it insured,
• 53:00
  because I do know that your homeowners or renters insurance only covers up to
• 53:07
  a thousand dollars of jewelry. I don't even cost over a thousand dollars.
• 53:13
  Oh, Carrie's is different. Carry's is different. But I had a friend
• 53:20
  who their house flooded, No, it burnt. Something happened. I'm trying
• 53:25
  to remember it was water or fire. It was one of the two,
• 53:30
  but it definitely wasn't both. I'm trying to remember. But somehow her she
• 53:35
  didn't have her wedding ring on and her wedding ring was gone and they couldn't
• 53:40
  find it, and she was like, well, I paid twenty grand in
• 53:45
  the insurance was like, here's a thousand dollars because she didn't have an extra
• 53:47
  insurance policy. Ah, if you're one of those lucky people that it has
• 53:54
  jewelry that costs more on a thousand dollars her item, you might need to
• 53:59
  know that. I don't need to worry about. Are you Are you familiar
• 54:04
  with Monty Python and the Holy Girl? I am. It sounds like she
• 54:08
  lived in the castle that was built and then sank into the swamp, and
• 54:10
  then it was built, burned down, fell over, and then sank into
• 54:14
  the swamp. But the fourth castle that stayed up. That's what it sounds
• 54:19
  like. That's you had fire and water wind, a couple of friends.
• 54:27
  I don't know this. Catherine is still on here. But Catherine had her
• 54:30
  wedding rings stolen in Vegas. Oh jeez, that's what you get for waking
• 54:39
  up. We'll be okay with that. Girls just want to have oh girls,
• 54:45
  yeah, I can't want to have lunch. That's a weird Al taught
• 54:50
  me. But no, So I've had multiple friends who's had letting rings lost
• 54:58
  or whatever or still one. That's why mine never comes off because it would
• 55:06
  be lost so fast. I will say I have an ex husband who lost
• 55:10
  his twice because he said he set it down for surgery and forgot to pick
• 55:16
  it up. Later found out he was taking it off when he was with
• 55:21
  the girls that he was picking up at the club. Did they use warming
• 55:28
  gel? Because he might not be your own post? Sadly he is still
• 55:37
  alive. And that was that and the heavy fist. Oh that is why
• 55:45
  he is an ex. Yep. But I was that wife that believed him.
• 55:52
  I mean, because he did he would take it off for surgery.
• 55:53
  I kept telling him just to put a safety pin on your shirt. I
• 55:58
  bought him new ones because that's me. Lisa said she wasn't sure if you
• 56:06
  were old enough to news, and the lapper was, I'm gonna just go
• 56:14
  out on a limb and say, how old y'all think? I just turned
• 56:16
  two weeks ago? Yeah, let's ask how old? Asked do you think
• 56:22
  if that guy? Well, I did that, but I divorced him too.
• 56:32
  Sorry, I just said that out loud. I'm so happy right now.
• 56:43
  Uh twenty seven thirty. Oh, I will pay you. Just DM
• 56:51
  me with your address and I will send you something. I just turned twenty
• 56:53
  one. I drink like I thought I was just turning twenty one, always
• 57:00
  always twenty one, And tonight I'm actually drinking the party. Decore left from
• 57:07
  the party. Look at that. Look okay, these these are honest to
• 57:12
  god, these are good. See Terry, Well, I'm better just go
• 57:19
  out and say that my oldest son's birthday is on Saturday and he will be
• 57:23
  thirty two. You're getting closer. I just turned fifty three. I still
• 57:36
  never believe it. But the same five. The same goes for a handsome
• 57:40
  hubby too. I don't believe that he's anywhere. I don't he might not
• 57:44
  know. And he's much older than me. No, he's old. We
• 57:46
  just went to his forty year high school reunion. You see. That's what
• 57:55
  I'm saying. If you will all send me your address, I will send
• 58:00
  you all money and goodies. And that was in British. Sorry, I
• 58:07
  know I love that. Oh Welsh. Yeah, let me get that right.
• 58:14
  As I called my granddaughter. You can enjoy the sun, but whatever
• 58:17
  you do, lather sunscreen on your face and moisturize it every morning and night.
• 58:23
  She's ten, and she's like, do I have to do this?
• 58:25
  I'm like, unless you want to look old? Yes, Terry looks better
• 58:32
  than me for sure. Oh please. Oh well, I'm gonna just embarrass
• 58:40
  you now and hopefully the person's not on here. So I was talking to
• 58:45
  one of my gays earlier, because I have two very good gays, and
• 58:50
  he saw our little promo picture and he goes, oh, his profile is
• 58:52
  hot. He goes, he's really hot. I'm like, and he's a
• 58:57
  really good guy. Oh so he didn't tell me I'm hot. He didn't
• 59:05
  tell me I love But you're young, you're hot, and you got a
• 59:09
  beautiful wife. So oh, I'm not making him blush. She just turned
• 59:15
  all red. I changed the filter on my camera. That's all. Okay,
• 59:23
  I'll buy that, Lisa, please, I love you. Yeah the
• 59:32
  best Lisa is another person who she could tell you her age, which don't
• 59:38
  unless you just did, and you'd never believe it. So end the story.
• 59:44
  That's all of you. All. Yeah, yeah, let's move on
• 59:46
  to play it for before I get myself in trouble. Did you just tell
• 59:50
  me your actual age? I mean, I know but I'm gonna let you
• 59:52
  tell everybody, or do you want to let everybody guess? Everybody can guess
• 59:57
  if they want, they're more than let's guess how old? The step muffins
• 1:00:06
  m Oh, they're scared. There's kidding. It's a bit of a delay.
• 1:00:14
  There's always a bit of a delay. Okay, thirty thirty four,
• 1:00:22
  twenty thirty three. I might have already said thirty thirty five? Five?
• 1:00:31
  Didn't say hell old? Does he act? I said, how old is
• 1:00:34
  he? I act like I'm eight, old boy? Huh nine hundred and
• 1:00:39
  four. That's not even my area code. Yep, I'm thirty. How
• 1:00:49
  old are you going to be here? In just a couple of months?
• 1:00:52
  In November thirty six, thirty six, I will be thirty six, yes,
• 1:00:58
  yes, which I told my room today. I said, my birthdays
• 1:01:01
  before yours, little Bruce Crime, and I'll be thirty six, and I
• 1:01:05
  don't want it to happen. And they said why what's wrong with thirty six?
• 1:01:07
  And I was like, because it's wore away from forty And they're like,
• 1:01:10
  what's wrong with being forty? You know, it's like it's not fun
• 1:01:14
  being an adult brother, Like things hurt. I mean, I will tell
• 1:01:19
  you the one thing I wish you know. People always say, oh,
• 1:01:22
  don't be in a hurry to grow up, don't be able to you know,
• 1:01:24
  in a hurry to grow up. Why didn't they just be honest and
• 1:01:29
  say, listen, being an adult sucks. You have to pay your own
• 1:01:32
  bills, you gotta pay taxes, you gotta put up with a boss,
• 1:01:37
  you gotta put up with kids screaming if you have them, and you get
• 1:01:39
  to a point when you get out of bed that you're like, oh God,
• 1:01:44
  that hurts. And I didn't do anything the night before to make it
• 1:01:47
  hurt. So why didn't they just be honest? I don't know. I
• 1:01:58
  told them today, do not. I said, being an adult is not
• 1:02:00
  fun all the time. And all I got from them, which which is
• 1:02:07
  literally never happened with silence, right, And I said, I was like,
• 1:02:14
  well, I might ruin their lives here. I was like, well,
• 1:02:15
  listen, just don't take don't rush, don't rush to grow up,
• 1:02:20
  please, not just for my sake but for yours, because it isn't it's
• 1:02:23
  really fun. Well, and just give you a little advice when your kids
• 1:02:29
  get older. I do not feel older on my birthday but like my son's
• 1:02:34
  birthday Saturday bothers me more than my birthday because I'm like, yeah, how
• 1:02:42
  do I have a child? Not old? I wasn't twelve. I know
• 1:02:45
  I live in Texas, but I was not twelve. For me, it's
• 1:02:51
  how do I have a child? Hard? Stop? Like nothing else,
• 1:02:53
  just how do I? How did I have a child? Wait until oh
• 1:03:05
  and to buy beer? Right right? I'm sharing. You are right,
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  That's how I live my life. My Peter Pannett, I don't grow up,
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  and I'm sure all of the things that should be adult and well taken
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  care of, like finances show it oops, well that's why he got carried.
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  But also remember age, it's just how you feel it. Well,
• 1:03:30
  you know this is the day after like a three hour mascot, so I
• 1:03:34
  feel sixty. So okay, then I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:03:43
  Well, the sad thing is I'll never forget. When I asked my granddaughter,
• 1:03:45
  I said, so how do you think I am? She goes,
• 1:03:47
  oh, Mama, you're older than dirt. And it was like, oh,
• 1:03:53
  you're lucky girl. You were my favorite granddaughter. Now it's me this
• 1:04:00
  guy. Now I'm your favorite granddaughter. You're my favorite granddaughter. But yeah,
• 1:04:08
  so age is just a number. And as I tell people, when
• 1:04:12
  a doctor tells you, hey, you'r cancer, you're not going to live
• 1:04:15
  past forty, I said, yeah, you're wrong. I don't do what
• 1:04:18
  I'm told. I'm fifty three. So every year past forty, I just
• 1:04:23
  look back and say, what was that? Sorry, block me if you
• 1:04:33
  need to put a little thing over it. But yeah, Mike, listen,
• 1:04:39
  sure you guys. Kids are brutal, and I love it when my
• 1:04:44
  kids are like, Dad, when you were a kid, were there TVs?
• 1:04:49
  And I'm like, listen, dude, son. No, we did
• 1:04:55
  not have tablets or phones really, but there were televisions and you had to
• 1:05:02
  get up and turn the channels yourself. I was my parents remote control.
• 1:05:08
  Hey go change the channel. I was the remote control. If I was
• 1:05:15
  as old as a dinosaur, I just what I should have said was and
• 1:05:20
  that would have answered that question, Well, are you ready for the next
• 1:05:26
  Let's move on the next one. Yeah. And I put that clown in
• 1:05:44
  there just for everybody who has a phobia of clowns. Okay, no trigger
• 1:05:48
  warning for you, get into this. We were watching Family Feud the other
• 1:05:54
  night, which we watched occasionally with Steve Harvey. They asked what is the
• 1:05:59
  top eight things that scared the majority of people? Clowns was not one of
• 1:06:06
  them, and I was like, where did they have a question? Yeah,
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  they weren't in the top eight. Well, I mean we're the top
• 1:06:15
  eight more real life things or like silly stuff zombies, ghost, spiders,
• 1:06:27
  spiders past that. But I might have to talk about the story that Shrine
• 1:06:34
  sent me right before we end. But let's talk about this fourth plan.
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  Yeah. I don't know if you've read it when I sent it over,
• 1:06:44
  but I'm going to read it too, and I'm just gonna say this person
• 1:06:49
  has some issues. And I'm more worried about the person who sent me this
• 1:06:54
  than I am my actual story. And if you're here seeing I'm just gonna
• 1:07:01
  say you got some stuff going on, or maybe you're just like me and
• 1:07:05
  have a diabolical mind. So random murder. I don't know if y'all can
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  hear the dogs and hh yelling at them. Find a dealer and purchase a
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  small amount of fentnyl. Get a syringe with a needle from pharmacy or animal
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  supply house. Mix fentnel with water and a small bowl you syringe to suck
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  up fentnel fluid. Go hiking in a park early in the morning when single
• 1:07:43
  hikers go alone. Find your solo hiker and act like you've fallen and injured
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  yourself. When they come over to help you stick them with the syringe of
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  drugs and inject them. Fall against them to take their mind off the little
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  skin prick. They should start feeling the effects very quickly once they are on
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  the ground and fading out. Inject them with another syringe of drugs. Put
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  on gloves, and then drag them to an area off the hiking path and
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  out of sight. Wipe off the syringes so that your fingerprints are not on
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  them. Take their hands, wrap them around the syringe so that their fingerprints
• 1:08:31
  are on the syringe. Drop the syringe near their hands, get back on
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  the hiking trail, go back to your car, and they go have coffee
• 1:08:41
  at Starbucks, hang out for a while, reading the news or a good
• 1:08:45
  book. You know what, everything I could deal with until the last part,
• 1:08:51
  because what, oh my gosh, I mean, guys, I go
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  walking and hiking by myself. I mean, yes, I take the dog
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  and if somebody fell, I would go over and offer to help them.
• 1:09:14
  I carry in my little backpack all kinds of stuff. This couldn't be me
• 1:09:19
  that they just stuck the needle in the there's there's a couple of things,
• 1:09:27
  and then they want to Starbucks without me? Right? Who wrote this earthly
• 1:09:31
  in the Witness Protection though, I have a a couple of things. One
• 1:09:42
  who wrote above you can use aaron a syringe? You can. I think
• 1:09:47
  it has to be by I think, I mean, I just googled it.
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  It has to be like a hundred. It has to be a lot
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  in. It has to be a lot small amounts of little Okay, sorry,
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  but that that would nix the idea of having to go get fentanyl.
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  And the other thing is is like is you have to kind of be accurate.
• 1:10:15
  You can't just inject fentanyl wherever, right, I mean, you have
• 1:10:21
  to find a vein, right, I don't think so. I think fentyl
• 1:10:26
  you can die from skin contact and from drinking it or not drinking it,
• 1:10:31
  inhaling it in that case, I don't know. I don't know. This
• 1:10:36
  is kind of realistic your current correct. There's a lot here that really bothers
• 1:10:45
  me, mostly because you're taking advantage of somebody who cares enough to help keep
• 1:10:48
  Oh no, handsome hubby, you're watching downstairs, Come help here. I
• 1:10:59
  come to save the day. Oh yeah, that's true. You can die
• 1:11:02
  from that's right, I'm yeah, yeah, so yeah, I just I'm
• 1:11:11
  sorry, that is just. I mean, I like diabolic things. I
• 1:11:15
  like to get into the mind. But why they just to kill somebody?
• 1:11:25
  We we definitely asked for it, that's for sure. I mean my first
• 1:11:30
  thought, and correct me if I'm wrong. I'm assuming this is a male
• 1:11:38
  that wrote this. Is it If you were going to do that when you
• 1:11:45
  you would have thought that they were doing it for like a sexual assault or
• 1:11:48
  something, or just to kill them just because you wanted to see it.
• 1:11:57
  I'm I'm being honest with you. I'm I'm having a real hard time really
• 1:12:04
  poking a hole in this one though. Well do they? So I am
• 1:12:12
  still trying to open this and it's just not working. So hh, if
• 1:12:16
  you're watching, could you come and open the door and do this for me?
• 1:12:20
  I called him, I called upon him. The bat signal has been
• 1:12:24
  lit. He didn't listen, but I know. I go walking at a
• 1:12:30
  Texas State park. There is a camera. I love that, Lisa,
• 1:12:40
  but there's a camera. I know when you go in and register at the
• 1:12:44
  park. I mean I have a pass, a yearly pass, but I
• 1:12:46
  still have to go in and they scan my pass so they know I've come
• 1:12:50
  into the park. If somebody winds up dead, won't they go and look
• 1:12:58
  at everybody that came into the park for the day. Yeah, but I've
• 1:13:00
  been through many, many, many a park where they don't do that,
• 1:13:06
  and like things like the Appalachian Trail, I'm pretty sure that they don't know
• 1:13:11
  what trail. The Appalachian is Appalachian, Appalachian, Appalachian. Where I'm from,
• 1:13:19
  it's the Appalachian, But I don't really know where I'm from, so
• 1:13:23
  I'm making I could be making it up. Yeah, I just I don't
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  think enough parks do that. I think it's great that they do, But
• 1:13:30
  then also how many people come in and out during the day, right,
• 1:13:33
  and then how long will it take for them to find the body? So
• 1:13:38
  you have that many, that many days where they'd have to kind of unless
• 1:13:42
  the corner could get it right on the money, they'd really have to pull
• 1:13:46
  everybody. So now, yeah, do you die that quickly? From Finnhal
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  I mean, I know, I only know this because we watched a traffic
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  thing on fentnyl and it's like a micrograham. It was like a thousand micrograms
• 1:14:10
  or something to kill you. Yeah, so okay, Fentnyl's extremely potent medication
• 1:14:15
  that can stop her slow breathing and patients can die in a matter of minutes.
• 1:14:18
  Oh okay, so we die that fast. Oh wow, I think
• 1:14:30
  he's coming. Oh he saw the bat signal. Guys, you could say
• 1:14:34
  hello, here he comes the savorite day. Oh my god, he brought
• 1:14:41
  a wrench. Are you gonna say hello? He brought a rich goodyear,
• 1:14:46
  brought a rich He's my He was always my favorite. Now he's officially my
• 1:14:53
  favorite. He has enough testosterone for both of us. I don't need it
• 1:14:59
  any more. I bet I'm gonna have to pay for that later. You
• 1:15:11
  do have farming shell anyway. Oh so there, it's a sedative. Okay,
• 1:15:20
  all right. We do have at least one one healthcare worker in here.
• 1:15:28
  So because I deal with kidney stones, not that y'all ever needed to
• 1:15:31
  know that, but I have problems with opioids causing me to itch Fitnel is
• 1:15:38
  the one thing that will take care of the pain before they do surgery.
• 1:15:43
  And I we watched that traffic show because I was like, how come they're
• 1:15:46
  only giving me a hundred micrograms? Do they not think my pain's that bad?
• 1:15:50
  And my husband's like, yeah, but it took care of your pain.
• 1:15:54
  I'm like, yeah, you're right, it's just like it's gone.
• 1:15:57
  So I wonder how much is really what kills you? Because I know we've
• 1:16:04
  got a lot of fentyl overdoses and things like that happen. So if they
• 1:16:11
  give me a hundred micrograms, it's like three hundred micrograms what kills you one
• 1:16:18
  moment? A six our healthcare workers should well sharene at one point said a
• 1:16:30
  grain. But I'm not sure how much a grain is. Okay, consider
• 1:16:38
  two milligrams a fentyl to be lethal. Here this will tell you exactly how
• 1:16:44
  much to two milligrams. Yeah, you see that right there next to the
• 1:16:48
  penny. Yeah, just that a little bit of white stuff. Yep,
• 1:16:55
  holy macaroni yep. So now my next question, when you find a dealer
• 1:17:03
  and asked for a small amount of finnyl, do you say, oh,
• 1:17:05
  I just need a couple of little grams to kill somebody? Because I'm assuming
• 1:17:11
  you normally buy more than that. I don't know. I mean, I
• 1:17:16
  don't know how. I really don't know how you would. I don't know
• 1:17:19
  how it's sold. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. And somebody
• 1:17:28
  posted in the chat that they were on a finnyl patch. I had a
• 1:17:30
  finnyl patch when I had my missect to me and went through chemo. That
• 1:17:33
  fentyl wasn't role talked about then. It wasn't on the streets killing people.
• 1:17:39
  So it's been some years ago. But do drug dealers really just so straight
• 1:17:45
  fentnyl? I thought they were just mixing it in stuff. Yeah, I
• 1:17:54
  think it's usually I don't know. I think it's usually cut. But I
• 1:17:57
  have no idea. I literally have no idea. That you've hit two things
• 1:18:02
  tonight, arson and drug death use that I just know very little about,
• 1:18:11
  very little. So and it's probably pretty evident, agreed. And the other
• 1:18:18
  thing, if I felt, if I okay, JT, we're gonna use
• 1:18:25
  you, if you were out hiking and you fell and acted like you hurt
• 1:18:29
  yourself and I come over to help you. If I feel something picked me,
• 1:18:34
  I can't know what a needle feels like. I'm gonna hit you in
• 1:18:42
  scream, Yeah, but if you hit me, it's too late, like
• 1:18:49
  you might get a hit in but it's already there, right, and you
• 1:18:56
  could scream, but by the time somebody gets you on the trail, I'm
• 1:19:00
  long gone. Well but if I scream, that's true, and it's only
• 1:19:08
  a couple of minutes. If that well, I don't know if everywhere,
• 1:19:13
  but I know in Texas they're now letting everywhere or everywhere everybody by nar Can
• 1:19:20
  to carry, right, So we bought it to put in our emergency packs.
• 1:19:27
  Do I now need to carry Narcan when I go hiking with my EPI
• 1:19:30
  pens and some allergic to bees in case some crazy guys? Yes, I
• 1:19:40
  mean, do I have to take the taser, a gun, nar Can
• 1:19:45
  and an ePIE? Why don't I just not hike? I mean, that's
• 1:19:55
  why I'm and I've said this before, I'm a gym ninja in the fact
• 1:19:59
  that you will never see me there. My gym is mascotting, that's my
• 1:20:06
  gym. Wow. That just I'm sorry. This one kind of is freaking
• 1:20:14
  me out a little bit. It's a little too close to reality for me
• 1:20:19
  because I do go hiking alone. I go walking alone. Even in the
• 1:20:24
  neighborhood on our walking trails. I mean I could be gone for an hour
• 1:20:28
  and a half. H would be like, yeah, she just decided to
• 1:20:31
  take an extra long walk. She's listening to a podcast. I could be
• 1:20:35
  dead somewhere. I don't know. You could hike in armor and take a
• 1:20:41
  lance. That sounds like a lot of work. Why can't people just not
• 1:20:47
  do this? I mean, I would hope that this is not happening on
• 1:20:54
  trails, but also I don't know. I don't know. I mean all
• 1:20:59
  things come from some form of truth. So now when no, he would
• 1:21:05
  not you stop that? Wow. Now the other thing I think about this
• 1:21:19
  on a walking path, if you just track a body over, how do
• 1:21:24
  you know if somebody's not going to walk up behind you? And in my
• 1:21:29
  case, I go behind little dishes when I need to pop a squat,
• 1:21:35
  that body is not going to be there very long. Somebody's gonna see it.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah, I don't know. I mean you, I'm not able to
• 1:21:51
  poke a whole lot of holes in this one, and that's bothering me.
• 1:21:55
  Yeah, I mean you can do it in the fall, and then you
• 1:21:58
  cover everything up with leaves and then you have a little longer. But other
• 1:22:02
  than that, I mean, I really I don't have many holes to poke,
• 1:22:06
  which is really funny and ironic considering this is all about poking a hole.
• 1:22:11
  Well, they do poke a hole with the syringe. Yeah, I
• 1:22:15
  mean, there's there's very little on here that they might be able to trace.
• 1:22:20
  I mean, and they've solved the problem for the most part of of
• 1:22:27
  the whole, the injection, because you've wiped it down and put it in
• 1:22:31
  their hands. So now this is just maybe me. What if the drug
• 1:22:39
  dealer didn't sell you fentnol and he sold you something else, and then and
• 1:22:47
  then they get up and got you got screwed, and then you got screwed.
• 1:22:55
  I mean, because I've heard of people selling fake drugs. You thought
• 1:22:58
  you were getting this, but it was that What if it's not really fatal?
• 1:23:01
  What if it's like baking soda or something. I mean, do you
• 1:23:09
  stick to make sure it's what it is? I guess you could. You
• 1:23:13
  could use a testing kit just to make sure. I mean, you don't
• 1:23:15
  need much, so you probably have enough to test. I don't know.
• 1:23:21
  And then you know, what if it's what if it's a cocaine and they
• 1:23:25
  throw you off the trail. What if you create a superhero whatever they have.
• 1:23:33
  It's what if you what if it's ooze and you create the next teenage
• 1:23:38
  mutant Ninja Turtle. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I
• 1:23:41
  mean, maybe you should go for it if it creates you know, a
• 1:23:44
  certain my kids would be happy. Well should And then you go have caffee
• 1:23:54
  at Starbucks. Well yeah, I mean that's a given. I'd do that
• 1:23:58
  no matter what I was just doing. No, I don't have a fentanyl
• 1:24:03
  tester, but I'm guessing that you can buy them. I'm imagining that the
• 1:24:06
  law enforcement has them, which means they're available. I know they were trying
• 1:24:12
  to make them where college students could buy kids or get kids free. They
• 1:24:17
  were handing them out like free condoms, but free test kids. And there's
• 1:24:23
  a big deal about it. I I want to bring us back up a
• 1:24:29
  little bit, like like a push up bra. I want to bring some
• 1:24:36
  Uh this do you have fun to put on? I don't. I don't.
• 1:24:41
  Sorry this story I'm probably going to use for brewery in the future,
• 1:24:48
  but Sharine sent it to me, and I feel like we need this right
• 1:24:51
  Oh yes, And Australian supermarket was evacuated after the store manager reportedly spot a
• 1:25:00
  banana loving spider capable of causing What do you think that this spider is capable
• 1:25:06
  of causing? I'll give you all a guess. What do you think that
• 1:25:12
  sharene, you can't guess, you know, But what do you think this
• 1:25:15
  spider is capable of causing? I don't know. I'm scared of spider,
• 1:25:26
  so I would see it and run so oh a slip and fall. I'll
• 1:25:32
  put it this way, what it causes you have no concern about You don't
• 1:25:40
  have to be concerned about it. Okay, no, not that one,
• 1:25:45
  not that one, although kind of anybody else? The inside lady, loud
• 1:25:54
  lady scream no, no, So this banana loving spider is capable of causing
• 1:26:00
  permanent erections and men Kelly got it. The Penny Shop and Crems on their
• 1:26:14
  Donal, forty five miles west of Vienna, remains closed since Tuesday over fears
• 1:26:19
  of the four inch blacks so sad just four inches black and red spider.
• 1:26:25
  Emergency services were called and warned the spiders still, I'm sorry, I turned
• 1:26:30
  and I saw you like using your Okay it later, but only four inch
• 1:26:36
  large, may have been a highly venomous Brazilian wandering spider known to reach Europe
• 1:26:43
  by hiding in bunches of bananas. It is one of the planet's most venomous
• 1:26:46
  spiders, and bites can be fatal after causing hypothermia, blurred vision, convulsions,
• 1:26:51
  and in some cases, erections. The spider's venom is even being studied
• 1:26:58
  for use and erect how its function treatments, as it was found that a
• 1:27:02
  bite from one of the spiders can give male victims a painful four hour erection.
• 1:27:10
  That's too long. I'm sorry, sorry, come again, unintended.
• 1:27:15
  Okay, let's just go back to four inches a spider. So I mean
• 1:27:24
  I can show you the spider. Okay, let me back up the program.
• 1:27:30
  That's it, Okay, it's gone. It clues close to for dating
• 1:27:40
  days, the nest, the top one above that votox, and then the
• 1:27:54
  one votox for men. I'm just gonna say this one brand would be seven
• 1:28:01
  shades of red if she had to read that. I'm writing it down as
• 1:28:06
  a merch IDEA A great Okay. I don't like spiders, No, no,
• 1:28:17
  they should. There's only two creatures I think should be killed in this
• 1:28:21
  world spiders and snakes. That's this writer had some fun In twenty twenty one,
• 1:28:33
  This is a this is the same story, different thing. Joe Stein
• 1:28:38
  found one of the spiders among a bunch of bananas purchased from a Sainsbury's Sainsbury's
• 1:28:43
  and west Wickham, Bromley. He opened the bag to find a two inch
• 1:28:47
  dark mass hanging from the fruit and was terrified to see it. Twitch mister
• 1:28:53
  Stein from Beckenham. I think it's Beckenham, Beckenham. I don't think it's
• 1:28:58
  Beckenham, Beckingham, Kent said, yeah, bend it like Beckingham. I
• 1:29:05
  sort of had to refocus my eyes so I could see his big, bony,
• 1:29:10
  hairy legs. It was a bit shocking, obviously. I was shocked.
• 1:29:15
  My girlfriend was a bit shocked finding out it was a venomus spider.
• 1:29:17
  If alive. Luckily it was dick, but it was enough to make us
• 1:29:21
  both jump and feel on edge and edge and on edge. So wow,
• 1:29:29
  that is a spider in a bunch of bananas. I won't show that one.
• 1:29:32
  That'll just freaking please don't. I could see that. I just don't
• 1:29:36
  like it. I mean, I'll be honest, I used to love Charlotte's
• 1:29:48
  Okay, Lisa wins for best comment. Wait, I used to love Did
• 1:29:59
  I anounced it right? That's the question. I want to know. I
• 1:30:03
  didn't shoot. I overthink all things. That's okay, that's okay. But
• 1:30:15
  uh, I was gonna say. I used to love Charlotte's Web, the
• 1:30:18
  animated old one, and then they did the one with Julia Roberts and they
• 1:30:25
  showed you her all furry and eyes, and I no longer like Charlotte's Web.
• 1:30:32
  I mean, I mean, I still like it. I just don't
• 1:30:34
  want to watch it. If Charlotte was one of those spiders, it would
• 1:30:39
  be a little more interesting. Ah. She she got lots of little furry
• 1:30:44
  legs. And I'd read the book on night Court, that's for sure.
• 1:30:47
  Well that book is outlawed in Texas and Florida school So well, how dare
• 1:30:54
  you? And I bet you, I bet you, I bet you.
• 1:30:57
  Animal farm hasn't been Yeah, I'm a farm. I don't know that one.
• 1:31:02
  Oh you know, just a fascist pig know that one. Well,
• 1:31:13
  I'm gonna just say we forgot to rate that one. I'm going to give
• 1:31:15
  that one a five. And I don't like that and I don't like it.
• 1:31:21
  No, No, I mean I don't like it honestly, really good
• 1:31:26
  job, really good job. It was a good job, but I don't
• 1:31:30
  like it. So keep sending them in. I will just remind you that
• 1:31:38
  there's just certain things that we don't want. No sexual assault against children,
• 1:31:45
  please, preferably no nobody unless it was by permission, and then it wouldn't
• 1:31:54
  be an assault. That's true. It could be a pepper, but yeah,
• 1:32:02
  that seems to be. That's one of those things where the more and
• 1:32:04
  more that I meet and talk to people, especially since starting like their teenth
• 1:32:11
  jur and starting this with you and doing the live streaming thing, that is
• 1:32:14
  a trigger for a lot of folks, it is. And so if you
• 1:32:17
  know, we'll we'll probably filter ideally will filter those out. And s shootings,
• 1:32:26
  yeah, I mean even even on our podcast, our regular podcast,
• 1:32:32
  I don't want to can't say no kids because like the one tonight, the
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  fire one, there's a child and that one, but you know what I
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  mean, nothing sexual related against children. Absolutely, those will get screened out.
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  In school shootings, I due to personal reasons I just can't handle.
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  I mean, and if you really want to hear about those you can go
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  listen to Active Shooter. I can go listen to Active Shooter, and that
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  is Those are the hardest scripts that I have to read. So okay,
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  I am just gonna have to share that one because this is the worst haircut
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  ever that I hate the fact that you can pull it off perfectly and I
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  can't. So I don't know if this wig can never be worn again with
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  the amount of hairspray I put on this wig to get it to function tonight,
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  will it stand up by itself? Was a bitten by that spider?
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  It was bitten by that spider. So some I think it's coming up soon.
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  You know, we do the Terrifying Thursdays. One of them that's coming
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  up, and I forget what the number is, but it was a high
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  number of how many spiders you swallow a night while you're sleeping. No,
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  nope, nope, nope, we're stopping now. I'm going to hit the
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  end of button right now. So just keep an eye on our socials for
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  that, because I do remember seeing that and I was like, yeah,
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  I don't need to know that. Nope, sure don't. But I appreciate
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  everybody being here. This was fun and we'll be back and went two weeks.
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  Yes, yes, we're gonna try and do this every other week,
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  so you know, tell your friends, tell your enemies. It's what we
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  do. Don't we don't do. Don't tell people who hike in our creepy
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  please, because now I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna have to be very
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  careful when I go hiking or walking because I'm now scared. Oh no,
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  oh no, thank you for that whoever sent that in? Oh no,
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  I have enough sleep issue, so now I can't hike either. I'm not
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  only to laugh. It's really not fun. But here we are, okay,
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  Sharine, right, you need to sleep, You need to sleep.
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  No, all right, Well everybody, I'm gonna let Terry close out.
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  Oh do you not have our little video closer? Oh? I do have
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  the video closer, but I thought you might want to say it in Oh
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  you wanted me to do it. Okay, stay safe, watch out for
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  crime, and enjoy one time. Take care of yourself, your family,
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  don't forget to smile, and stay away from those spiders and those four hour
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  erections by everybody'