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Hour 1- The Grand Debut · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our number one, our one
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Speaker 1: of the original Recipe podcast. Glad you're here on this
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Speaker 1: eleventh day of February. Happy Tuesday to you. And Louca
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Speaker 1: made his much anticipated Laker debut. They gave t shirts
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Speaker 1: out to everyone in the crowd. How did Luka Dancik
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Speaker 1: look in his first appearance as a Laker? Also, well,
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Speaker 1: these ingredients with Luca and Lebron work when we get
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Speaker 1: to the playoffs for the Lakers. And we'll also talk
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Speaker 1: about what the Maverick fans can take away from Dirk
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Speaker 1: Novitsky attending Luca's debut in La The Maverick legend was there.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that as well. All of it coming
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Speaker 1: up right now here. It is our number one, the
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Speaker 1: grand debut. We come up of another night of the
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Speaker 1: So now that that Super Bowl is over and what
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Speaker 1: a great game it was, unless it wasn't, we can
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Speaker 1: turn our attention to other things. For example, I'm told
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Speaker 1: this is a big deal. I'm told this is very important.
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Speaker 1: So our lead story this hour is from skid Row.
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Speaker 1: That's where the Lakers played. Believe they play in skid Row,
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Speaker 1: Yes they do. It's a dump down there, but that
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Speaker 1: was where the big night game was in the NBA
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Speaker 1: oh Man Ball Night. It was ball Night. The story
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Speaker 1: of the night told very important, very very important that
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Speaker 1: we talk about this. So here we are you and
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Speaker 1: I together talking about this. Everyone hyped off the much
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Speaker 1: bally hood beginning of theca Donzik era with the Lakers. Now,
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Speaker 1: will it be a long term relationship that blossoms into
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Speaker 1: glorious moments or will it be a cautionary tale where
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Speaker 1: people say the Mavericks were right, the crazy wackadoodle Mavericks
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Speaker 1: were right about Luca All along. If you were betting,
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Speaker 1: you'd likely bet on the Mavericks not being right based
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Speaker 1: on history. But let us discuss so. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if you saw the game or not. It was broadcast nationally.
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Speaker 1: It was a late pickup. Normally the Lakers and Utah
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Speaker 1: Jazz not there. You'd rather watch an actual jazz band
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Speaker 1: than the Utah Jazz at this point in fact, I
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Speaker 1: think if you put an actual jazz band on the court,
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Speaker 1: they would be more competitive than the NBA variety of
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Speaker 1: the jazz. So he had the usual Hollywood f's out there,
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Speaker 1: will Ferrell Adele. I guess she's engaged to Lebron's agent.
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Speaker 1: What about that? Yeah, she's all about that action Adele.
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Speaker 1: So there are a bunch of other people. I don't
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Speaker 1: even know who these people are anymore, but they were
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Speaker 1: all hanging out watching and Luka, how did he do?
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Speaker 1: Did he score fifty points? Did he have the greatest
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Speaker 1: Laker debut of all time?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 1: Did he score thirty points and have like seventeen rebound? No?
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Speaker 1: How about twenty five points? Did Lucas score twenty five
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Speaker 1: points his late against Jazz?
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Speaker 3: No?
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Speaker 1: How about twenty He had to get twenty? Right? Come
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Speaker 1: on twenty points. You do that blindfolded? He got twenty? No,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, how about fifteen? Did Luca get fifteen points? No?
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Speaker 1: Fourteen points? Fourteen points? All these people dressed up, they
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Speaker 1: gave out T shirts for a guy wh scored fourteen points.
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Speaker 1: Four t shirt night, fourteen points twenty three minutes. The
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Speaker 1: Lakers end up vaporizing the once proud Utah Jazz, Karl
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Speaker 1: Malone and John Stockton not walking through that door there.
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Speaker 1: Lakers led by as many as thirty four points in
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Speaker 1: a game that was much like the Super Bowl over
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Speaker 1: at halftime. No need to watch the second half, So
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Speaker 1: let us discuss how did Luka How did Luca Doncik
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Speaker 1: look in his Laker debut? So I've got Catwalk, Morgana,
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Speaker 1: the Kissing Bandit, and Morton's Kosher Salt, and we will
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Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
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Speaker 1: to make a migraine headache, which the hardy and loyal
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Speaker 1: minions of the Dallas basketball team are likely suffering from
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Speaker 1: a migraine headache. So as far as they answer the
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Speaker 1: question how did Luca look, You've got the micro and
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Speaker 1: the macro in the micro in the moment he looked wobbly.
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Speaker 1: He did. He didn't shoot the ball with Gusto. He
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Speaker 1: was five of fourteen. Really, what stood out was how
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Speaker 1: bad he was from three point range, one of seven.
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Speaker 1: One of the all time great three point shooters, Luca
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Speaker 1: one of seven from three point range. Most of those
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Speaker 1: shots were wide open. Mind you, maybe they cranked up
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Speaker 1: the ac at the crypt where the Lakers play, but
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Speaker 1: the Jazz weren't playing much defense. They never played defense.
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Speaker 1: That's why they blow. They're terrible. And then you got
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Speaker 1: the podcaster JJ Reddick, the coach there, who put Luca, oh,
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Speaker 1: this is great on a minute's restriction? Is there anything
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Speaker 1: stupider than a minute's restriction in the NBA? Isn't that
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Speaker 1: one of like the five stupidest things you can possibly do?
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Speaker 1: And I know the podcast is not that bright, mister Reddick,
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Speaker 1: but podcaster Reddick probably doesn't realize this. You're feeding the
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Speaker 1: narrative that Luca needs to go to a fat farm,
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Speaker 1: that he can't play more than an X number of minutes.
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Speaker 1: I mean, he was now watching him on the court.
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Speaker 1: He was strutting like he was going down the catwalk
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Speaker 1: there and he did a pirouet in his new laundry,
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Speaker 1: and it did look and this always is the case
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Speaker 1: when you know someone in one uniform and then they
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Speaker 1: switch uniform. It looked like a glitch in a video game.
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Speaker 1: So I remember Tom Brady put on a buccaneer uniform
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Speaker 1: for the I'm not comparing Luca to Tom Brady, but
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Speaker 1: just we're used to seeing Luca in the Mavericks laundry
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Speaker 1: and then you see him in that Laker uniform, like
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Speaker 1: that doesn't seem right. And it's like you watch these
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Speaker 1: people in certain uniforms and then they switch it up,
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Speaker 1: You're like, well, what's going on with that. It's not
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Speaker 1: the same when O'tani went from the Angels to the Dodgers,
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Speaker 1: although not many people watching him with the Angels, but
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Speaker 1: it's still odd when you switch, when you switch uniforms.
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Speaker 1: But as far as the overall game, opening night here
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Speaker 1: and you talk about a soft launch the Lakers, and
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Speaker 1: they did it right. They knew there was no chance
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Speaker 1: of losing that game. That was a show up, collect
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Speaker 1: a win type game. They were dining al fresco at
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Speaker 1: a mom and pop PiZZ area, a startup where there
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Speaker 1: was just nobody there. I mean, the jazz are everyone's
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Speaker 1: homecoming opponent in the NBA. And yet again that's the
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Speaker 1: way it turned out. And where have you gone? Thorough
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Speaker 1: Bailey and greg oaster tag, They're not walking through that door.
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Speaker 1: Now turn the page. Will these ingredients? Will these ingredients
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Speaker 1: with Luka and Lebron work when we get to the playoffs,
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Speaker 1: which I think it will start in like seven months.
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Speaker 1: The NBA playoffs season goes on forever. So will Luca
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Speaker 1: and Lebron work for the Lakers in the playoffs and
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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five? My vote is no, it will
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Speaker 1: not work. You're asking me today. We do the show today. Now,
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Speaker 1: do I think at some point it's going to work? Sure?
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Speaker 1: But today ask me this year, I don't see it.
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Speaker 1: The Lakers will be one of these teams that's gonna
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Speaker 1: score a bunch of points, and they'll have great offensive numbers,
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Speaker 1: and they'll beat a bunch of tomato cans up and
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Speaker 1: all that. But I'm gonna use the analogy here. It's
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Speaker 1: a data analogy, so you're gonna have to google it.
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Speaker 1: And the Lakers are built right now like Morgana the
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Speaker 1: Kissing Bandit. They're top heavy, and they know that they
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Speaker 1: tried to correct that problem. They attempted to correct that issue.
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Speaker 1: They tried to get a center, and then that that
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Speaker 1: went sideways because they know they're not good enough. And
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Speaker 1: Lebron and Luca are designated hitters and they don't play defense.
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Speaker 1: Lebron will do one or two defensive plays a game,
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Speaker 1: so he gets some the highlights, but the rest of
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Speaker 1: the time he's just kind of lolligag on defense. So
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Speaker 1: neither one of those are defensive dynamos. And when they're
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Speaker 1: both on the court at the same time, you have
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Speaker 1: a tremendous liability. You will be on the power play
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Speaker 1: on offense, you will be shorthanded on defense at two positions.
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Speaker 1: So the only way that would work is if Lebron
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Speaker 1: and Luca can combine for ninety to ninety five points
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Speaker 1: a game, which is not realistic on a regular basis
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Speaker 1: in a seven game playoff series. It's not sustainable. Therefore,
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Speaker 1: the long term or ice short term in this case,
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Speaker 1: this year does not look particularly promising. Where are You at?
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Speaker 1: Also on the chatter here that the Lakers cowtowed to
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Speaker 1: Luca that he hand picked Hornet center Mark Williams, that
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Speaker 1: Luca wanted the Lakers to trade for Mark Williams, and
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Speaker 1: then the trade ended up being rescinded. But that came
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Speaker 1: directly from the mouth of Luca, So it's not that shocking.
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Speaker 1: I believe all right. My first thought is I believe it.
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Speaker 1: My second thought is this again confirms our suspicions that
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Speaker 1: Rob Polinka doesn't really do anything. He just is a
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Speaker 1: middle manager, Rob Polinka, and he's a sock puppet for
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Speaker 1: whoever the Lakers choose to make the decisions, whether it's
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Speaker 1: you know it was Lebron James, I guess they've now
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Speaker 1: pivoted to Luca and they get Luca dropped in in
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Speaker 1: Polenka's life. Do you think that was some kind of
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Speaker 1: amazing GM work by Rob skinny suit, skinny jeans Polinka.
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Speaker 1: I don't think it was that at all. I think
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Speaker 1: what happened is whether it was Adam Silver if you
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Speaker 1: buy into the grand NBA conspiracy that phone calls were made,
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Speaker 1: or whether the Mavericks ownership wants to move to Las
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Speaker 1: Vegas and they want to undermine the fan base in Dallas,
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Speaker 1: one of those two, or maybe a combination of both.
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Speaker 1: But it wasn't like Rob Polinka just massage Nico Harrison
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Speaker 1: and that is what led to that particular transaction, and
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Speaker 1: it just dropped like manna from heaven dropped into their lap.
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Speaker 1: And so Rob Polenka he had Lebron as the GM
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Speaker 1: by proxy, and now you've got the shadow GM Luka
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Speaker 1: Doncik making moves here and the trade for Williams was rescinded.
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Speaker 1: Although apparently there's more to that story. That story is
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Speaker 1: not over yet. Now, last word. So what can the
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Speaker 1: Dallas Maverick fan? I would say fans, but I think
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Speaker 1: we're down to one. I think there's one fan left
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Speaker 1: that likes the Mavericks. So the Dallas Maverick fan, what
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Speaker 1: can the Dallas Maverick fan take away from Dirk Nowitzki
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Speaker 1: attending Luca's debut with the Lakers. It's a couple of things.
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Speaker 1: If you're the ownership in Dallas, you would look at
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Speaker 1: that as treason, wouldn't you? If I'm not mistaken. The
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Speaker 1: street outside the Mavericks Arena is named Nowitzki Way. He's
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Speaker 1: the franchise legend and he was at A four the road.
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Speaker 1: He's royalty for the Mavericks. The city honored him by
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Speaker 1: renaming one of the streets outside the arena in his
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Speaker 1: name and Dirk in a moment of weakness at a crossroads.
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Speaker 1: The Mavericks were playing their own game on Monday, believe,
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Speaker 1: but Dirk was not there at the American Airlines Center. Instead,
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Speaker 1: he was in La watching Luca. So nowhisky, what he
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Speaker 1: did is on he went to the airport. Then he
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Speaker 1: got into La and he stopped by There's a grocery
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Speaker 1: store near Lax. He went there and he bought some
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Speaker 1: Morton's Kosher salt and he poured the salt in the
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Speaker 1: open wound. Is what he did. Standing with the insurgency,
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Speaker 1: the uprising of the fan base, and you juxtapose the
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Speaker 1: Lukka debut with it being announced that Anthony Davis is
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Speaker 1: not out a couple of days, He's not out a
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Speaker 1: couple of weeks. He's out indefinitely. That Luca, the guy
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Speaker 1: he was traded for Anthony Davis, has been KOed. He
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Speaker 1: is out indefinitely. After his Maverick debut, he talked about
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Speaker 1: Dog Show in New York City since it's on Fox. Oh,
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Speaker 1: I want to put that on one of the TVs.
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Speaker 1: Can I do it? Well? My old colleague Chris Myers
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Speaker 1: is you know he's doing the play by play at
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Speaker 1: the dog Show. That's not as cool. He's the play
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Speaker 1: Do you think we could get the winner to come
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Speaker 4: Will you put it on?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Put it on one of the TVs there now, Chris,
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Speaker 1: it's the Dog Show. They's probably rebrought. It's on FS one, right,
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Speaker 1: they're probably rebroadcasting it. It's a big deal, my man
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Speaker 1: Chris Myers. He said he posted photos he was wearing
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Speaker 1: like a tuxedo. Yeah, craziness anyway, eight seven, seven ninety
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Speaker 1: nine on Fox. Your instant reaction, the pulse of the people.
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Speaker 1: So nationally televised game, Luca making his debut. Also NBA
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Speaker 1: fans do the darnedest things. We will get to that
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Speaker 1: coming up here in a couple of minutes, but let's
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Speaker 1: go to the phones right off the top. We'll say
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Speaker 1: hello to Mike in La. What's going on? Mike, Welcome,
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Speaker 1: You're on Fox.
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Speaker 3: Hey, malar man, you delusional Clipper fans once again, don't
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Speaker 3: get it the thank kick the cap to the incompetent
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Speaker 3: morons in Dallas giving us this gift. Lakers are back.
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Speaker 3: We have no direction with bron coming to the end
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Speaker 3: and out of this that Pelinka fleecees those morons.
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Speaker 1: Do you think Rob Polinka had anything to do with that?
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Speaker 1: You're calling me, you're calling me names, and you think
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Speaker 1: Rob Polinka, mister skinny suit, Rob Polinka, who's never done
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Speaker 1: a damn thing, is life. You think Rob Polinka is
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Speaker 1: some kind of maestro? Are you out of your bloody mind? Yes, yes,
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Speaker 1: you are out of your You're out of your bloody mind,
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Speaker 1: you are, okay?
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Speaker 3: Answer, So let me ask you if you if you.
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Speaker 1: Have halise, So you have a player who's like almost
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Speaker 1: twenty six years old, and you don't see what you
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Speaker 1: can get from the entire league. You limit it to one.
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Speaker 1: It's like having a house and not putting it on
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Speaker 1: the market and only say, oh, he didn't convince, and
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Speaker 1: you are so you are so dumb. How are you
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Speaker 1: able to dial in? How are you able to call in?
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Speaker 3: Come on? Now? He thought Anthony Davis is as great
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Speaker 3: as Luca is.
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Speaker 1: I don't believe I believe that. I don't believe that
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Speaker 1: to be true. I don't. I don't think he believes
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Speaker 1: that at all. I think you believe that. I don't
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Speaker 1: think he believes.
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Speaker 3: That in the Western Offers because Oklahoma City, as great
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Speaker 3: as they are, Luca owns them like any other team.
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Speaker 3: As you saw last year.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Luca owns them. Yeah, I remember Luca losing
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Speaker 1: the Clippers two years in row in the playoffs. I
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Speaker 1: don't know how great Luca is in the playoffs. All right,
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Speaker 1: calm down there.
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Speaker 3: He's got brought to take the pressure off him. The
20:17
Speaker 3: Rockets sit back, allow Luca to take over dominate games. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: he can come in to stretches and when.
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Speaker 1: They need we listen. I don't I know I know
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Speaker 1: how this works. You'll not get when the Lakers losing
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Speaker 1: the playoffs, You're not gonna call up. So that's fine.
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Speaker 1: Have your little fun there. It feels good right now.
20:30
Speaker 1: You will You're not going to call back, just like
20:33
Speaker 1: all those Chiefs fans didn't call back.
20:34
Speaker 3: You're not going to call back For the next decade.
20:37
Speaker 3: The Lakers are gonna dominate that.
20:39
Speaker 1: Yes, just like the Dallas Mavericks with Luca dominated the NBA. Yes,
20:42
Speaker 1: there's no stopping the Lakers because Luca dominated the NBA
20:46
Speaker 1: in Dallas and got to the finals with Oh he
20:50
Speaker 1: didn't win it, though, Coop, you gotta don't you have
20:53
Speaker 1: to win it? I mean I thought you have to
20:54
Speaker 1: win it. Wasn't that you're you're the one that says
20:56
Speaker 1: you're gonna win it.
20:57
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but now he's on the Lakers team that
20:59
Speaker 5: wins championship. You know, seventeen of them. They haven't won
21:01
Speaker 5: since Kobe Bryant died. So I don't know, I haven't
21:04
Speaker 5: zero championships.
21:05
Speaker 3: You guys broken down Kawaii.
21:07
Speaker 1: Why well, I got the richest owner in basketball. Listen,
21:10
Speaker 1: I mean I clear.
21:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's done. You great things got you a bunch
21:13
Speaker 5: of toilets. You congratulations. Yeah, and you guys play on
21:16
Speaker 5: skid Row congratulates. I would rather go to a Clipper
21:18
Speaker 5: game that down where the Lakers play.
21:20
Speaker 1: My got your car will be broken into his feces
21:22
Speaker 1: all over the streets is a great area? Is a dump.
21:26
Speaker 1: That is a dump. Skid Row, the LA politicians, skid
21:30
Speaker 1: Row has moved over there. It's a disaster. It's an
21:33
Speaker 1: absolute disaster, is what it is. And you know it.
21:37
Speaker 1: You wouldn't go down there your car get broken into time,
21:41
Speaker 1: No you don't. You're a liar. You haven't been down
21:42
Speaker 1: there in years. Nature Boy writes in says that I
21:46
Speaker 1: have the dog winner right here. Yeah. Now, Chris says,
21:50
Speaker 1: good job by you been pointing out JJ Redick is
21:52
Speaker 1: a podcaster. Yeah, that's right, that's what he is. He's
21:56
Speaker 1: a podcasting coach. I saw a stat over the weekend.
22:00
Speaker 1: Buddy sent me that another podcaster, Paul George, has uploaded
22:06
Speaker 1: more clips of his podcast online than he has. I
22:11
Speaker 1: think Fueld goals made for the Sixers, So good god,
22:17
Speaker 1: what a league he got a podcaster coach because he's
22:20
Speaker 1: buddies with Lebron. You got podcast p What an operation
22:26
Speaker 1: they got over there? What an absolute does debacle, that is,
22:32
Speaker 1: King Roy writes and says no one should be surprised
22:35
Speaker 1: the Lakers are easing in Luca with the All Star break.
22:39
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll do everything in his power to be
22:41
Speaker 1: what he once was. Here you go. This is besides
22:45
Speaker 1: LA fans can't wait for Ben Simmons to make his
22:47
Speaker 1: Clipper debut.
22:48
Speaker 5: Yes, I think it's just it's hilarious. How upset you are?
22:52
Speaker 1: That upset in the.
22:55
Speaker 5: Tops the show in Glee about the guy that scored
22:57
Speaker 5: fourteen points in his first game Christmas.
23:00
Speaker 1: I was total. He was Jesus H christ Is? I mean,
23:04
Speaker 1: it are so mad are the again? I don't know
23:10
Speaker 1: what he gives a crap about. It'll be great when
23:12
Speaker 1: the Lakers losing the playoffs and all you idiots is, oh,
23:15
Speaker 1: next year will be better next year if they are
23:19
Speaker 1: allowed that Williams trying to happen. Oh, yeah, I know
23:21
Speaker 1: I know how it goes. I know you losers, you historians.
23:24
Speaker 1: I know that's fine. All I know. Again, since Kobe
23:28
Speaker 1: Bryant stopped playing unfortunately died, but no championships for Lakers,
23:31
Speaker 1: zero zippo. Yeah, that's really funny when you say that. Well,
23:35
Speaker 1: it's accurate. It's an accurate analysis. Uh you feed me
23:38
Speaker 1: in Chicago, rights since, says Malor A plus and two
23:41
Speaker 1: dollars for a dollar McDonald's two apple McDonald's apple pies.
23:46
Speaker 1: On the monologue, be sure to lock in that plus
23:48
Speaker 1: four thousand Bears super Bowl bet. While on yet again,
23:52
Speaker 1: are we doing this again? You see me every year?
23:54
Speaker 1: The Bears got Freddie writes in and says Ozzy Ozy.
24:00
Speaker 1: He says, oh y o YOI a plus plus on
24:03
Speaker 1: the Malad monologue. Listening to the show while on vacation,
24:05
Speaker 1: Freddie is in Sydney, Australia. Well, thank you, Freddie. Now
24:10
Speaker 1: we do well in Australia, but we do really well
24:12
Speaker 1: in Perth. So you got to go over to Perth.
24:14
Speaker 1: You know, Sydney's where a lot of the Americans go.
24:16
Speaker 1: That famous it's had like an opera house there, the
24:18
Speaker 1: famous building in downtown. But yeah, we kill in Perth.
24:23
Speaker 1: And I was actually on the radio over across the
24:26
Speaker 1: way there a few hours away in New Zealand, just
24:29
Speaker 1: about an hour ago or so, my friend Darcy Walder
24:33
Speaker 1: gave that was on a big news talk station, the
24:35
Speaker 1: number one station in Auckland, New Zealand, and they put
24:39
Speaker 1: me on there to some basketball. Femi rights in from
24:43
Speaker 1: the Twin City, says Ben, the Super Bowl was one
24:46
Speaker 1: of the best ever. I was so tired from over excitement.
24:50
Speaker 1: I slept off before the Malord show. I guess you
24:53
Speaker 1: fell asleep there the Eagles save football? Yeah. Have we
24:57
Speaker 1: done a wellness check on weed Man? Because weed Man
25:00
Speaker 1: was convinced there was going to be a religious new
25:04
Speaker 1: religion born if the Chiefs had won. Yeah. Kelly, formerly
25:10
Speaker 1: known as Donut Kelly, now she's known as des Moines.
25:12
Speaker 1: Kelly says, so does Eli Manning Kicking a perfect field
25:16
Speaker 1: goal in the Kick of Destiny helps Hall of Fame case, Sure,
25:21
Speaker 1: why not? What the f? What the f? Go for it? Yes,
25:28
Speaker 1: Nature Boy says I know the MORGANA reference. Can you
25:31
Speaker 1: say Fluffy Pillows? I think I just did there you go?
25:36
Speaker 1: Absolutely yes, Spacoli writes in from Chapel Hill, North Carolina's
25:40
Speaker 1: neighbors with Bill Belichick. He says, I need a Mallard
25:43
Speaker 1: monologue on Cam Newton calling his team his team a
25:47
Speaker 1: locker room full of losers and Steve Smith taking that personally. Yeah,
25:53
Speaker 1: I do. I really want to do a monologue about
25:56
Speaker 1: Cam Newton and a Carolina pans at their locker room
26:00
Speaker 1: from years ago. Is that compelling? I mean maybe if
26:04
Speaker 1: I poked my eyeballs out with a knife, maybe that
26:07
Speaker 1: would be better than that. Possibly, possibly, possibly possibly.
26:14
Speaker 2: Ah.
26:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, all right, Yeah, it is the Ben Mahler Show.
26:20
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the calls, and let's say hello
26:23
Speaker 1: to ed in Arlington. Look at that was spring trainings underway.
26:28
Speaker 1: So Editing Arlington's call him back up? Hello, Edward? Welcome?
26:34
Speaker 1: No boy? Did that already fall asleep? And the show
26:37
Speaker 1: has only been on for like half an hour? Did
26:39
Speaker 1: you wake up? Ed You only called like five minutes.
26:43
Speaker 1: I know what happened? He No, he's not asleep. It
26:49
Speaker 1: must be a bad connection or something. We'll hang up
26:51
Speaker 1: on him. All right. That was a solid phone call anyway,
26:55
Speaker 1: So we have the the fun fact of the hoye
26:57
Speaker 1: do we have the fun facts? Maybe the fun fact
26:59
Speaker 1: of the hour?
27:01
Speaker 2: Fun fact?
27:03
Speaker 1: You talk about Luca, He's already making history. I know
27:05
Speaker 1: people say I'm negative towards the Lakers, but he's Yeah,
27:09
Speaker 1: I got a positive for you. Congratulations. As Luca scored
27:13
Speaker 1: fourteen points in his debut, he is now tied with
27:18
Speaker 1: Bronnie James on the all time scoring list in Laker history.
27:22
Speaker 1: So wow, right, come on the spawn of bron the
27:27
Speaker 1: netbo baby. So Luca has all right. I wonder if
27:29
Speaker 1: Lebron's upset by that that Bronnie James has already been
27:33
Speaker 1: tied by Luca. Shocking man, But that there it is.
27:38
Speaker 1: Fourteen points. Now. Next up for Luca is somebody named
27:43
Speaker 1: Billy McGill, Billy the Hill McGill, who scored fifteen points
27:48
Speaker 1: for Lakers. And then here's a name that I remember
27:51
Speaker 1: from years ago, the great j R. Smith who Jr. Smith,
27:56
Speaker 1: who played for a bunch of different team Jared Smith. Well,
28:00
Speaker 1: you know, he's an old school NBA j R. Smith,
28:02
Speaker 1: but he scored seventeen points in a Laker uniform. So
28:07
Speaker 1: that's what's up next for Luca. Now I'm already here.
28:09
Speaker 1: My guys out who cover the Lakers. They're saying that
28:12
Speaker 1: it sounds like Luca might not play in the next game.
28:17
Speaker 1: You can't make this stuff up, dude. You can't Lakers
28:19
Speaker 1: play the Jazz again. So another Tomato can match up,
28:23
Speaker 1: and it sounds like Luca may not play in that game,
28:30
Speaker 1: So get a rest up. For the All Star break.
28:32
Speaker 1: You don't want to work too hard. That's so great.
28:36
Speaker 1: What an operation they got, Jr. Now you remember j R.
28:40
Speaker 1: Smith's most famous moment in the NBA Finals. Do you
28:44
Speaker 1: remember what happened Calves and Warriors? Do you remember? Yeah,
28:49
Speaker 1: he played the clock out in a tie game. He
28:54
Speaker 1: played the clock out. Normally you try to win the game.
28:57
Speaker 1: But Jr. Said, nam, I'm good. I still remember what
29:06
Speaker 1: a night that was. Cavs had a chance to win
29:10
Speaker 1: Game one of the NBA Finals in twenty eighteen, and
29:13
Speaker 1: my man j R. Smith dribbled out the clock in
29:16
Speaker 1: a tie game. That's look great. It's been a few years,
29:22
Speaker 1: but I still still laugh thinking about how everyone loves
29:25
Speaker 1: to talk about high basketball IQ and all that. Man alive, Man,
29:31
Speaker 1: man alive. Let's see here page down. Terry in England writes,
29:37
Speaker 1: and he says, I've got to agree about the Lakers.
29:39
Speaker 1: Man sad to see a once great franchise reduced to
29:42
Speaker 1: an offshoot of clutch sports. There you go, Nature boy says,
29:47
Speaker 1: I thought the Lakers had a better team with Anthony
29:49
Speaker 1: Davis if he was healthy. There you go? Who else?
29:54
Speaker 1: Malor prop guy says, is it true that Bob Polinka
30:01
Speaker 1: hypnotized Nico Harrison with a downtown Los Angeles bacon wrapped
30:08
Speaker 1: hot dog, the La Dog, and convinced him to make
30:12
Speaker 1: the trade. So, according to Malapropka, we can investigate that. God,
30:18
Speaker 1: it's good. Should we send that out on social media?
30:21
Speaker 1: That that's a possibility. I think that's a very valid possibility. Ben, Yeah,
30:26
Speaker 1: those bacon wrapped hot dogs, the smell of them. Seriously,
30:30
Speaker 1: like it's okay that there's homeless people on every corner
30:33
Speaker 1: because the smell of bacon wrapped hot dogs makes it
30:37
Speaker 1: worth it. Now. I had a guy tell me a
30:39
Speaker 1: while back that it's actually a racket that there's a
30:42
Speaker 1: family like the cartel of bacon wrapped hot dogs, and
30:47
Speaker 1: they send the people out. They have the whole schedule
30:50
Speaker 1: of all the big events and stuff, and so these
30:52
Speaker 1: people are actually part of a big cartel of bacon
30:56
Speaker 1: wrapped hot dogs. Yeah, the weenie cartel is what it is.
31:00
Speaker 1: And they send these people out, and so you think
31:03
Speaker 1: you're just helping out someone down on the luck that
31:05
Speaker 1: happens to have a little cart with that aluminum foil
31:08
Speaker 1: on it where they cooked the bacon wrapped hot thoughts
31:11
Speaker 1: because it come out like cockroaches after dark. Yes, where
31:14
Speaker 1: did they even come from? Well, that's actually where they store.
31:16
Speaker 1: They store the hot dogs in the cockroaches, with the cockroaches. Actually,
31:19
Speaker 1: you can get that. That's a little extra add on.
31:21
Speaker 1: If you want little crunch your your bacon wrapp hot dog,
31:23
Speaker 1: you put a couple of cockroaches in there, and yeah, yummy. Absolutely.
31:29
Speaker 1: Malapropka also says, regarding Lucas scoring fourteen points and tying
31:32
Speaker 1: Bronni James debut, Mark, you know who had Luca removed
31:36
Speaker 1: from the game tonight so he didn't surpass that total
31:40
Speaker 1: though it wasn't the listed coach. Oh, well, that's a
31:43
Speaker 1: good conspiracy by Malapropka that Lebron actually said, Hey, we
31:46
Speaker 1: got to get Luca out of there because we do
31:49
Speaker 1: not want him to end up with more points than
31:53
Speaker 1: the kid, So we got to get him out of there.
31:55
Speaker 1: And then the podcast Reddick podcast, Coach Reddick was like,
31:58
Speaker 1: all right, I don't do that, why not? What the hell,
32:02
Speaker 1: I'll go for it. So NBA fans do the darness things.
32:05
Speaker 1: We love these stories and I enjoyed the raw emotion,
32:09
Speaker 1: the raw emotion of defeat when your team does the thing.
32:13
Speaker 1: They can't do it at the time, they can't do it.
32:16
Speaker 1: So the latest chapter in NBA fans do the darness things.
32:21
Speaker 1: The Mavericks played a game on Monday, The Dallas Mavericks
32:26
Speaker 1: played the Sacramento Kings. They went to overtime in that game,
32:31
Speaker 1: and the Sacramento Kings won that game by one point.
32:36
Speaker 1: One point. They won, and so it was a big
32:40
Speaker 1: night for DeMar Dea Rosen and forty two points for Sacramento.
32:42
Speaker 1: But who cares about that? That secondary So during the
32:45
Speaker 1: Mavericks game, they have all those dopey in arena things
32:48
Speaker 1: that every team does, and they had a karaoke cam.
32:53
Speaker 1: And during the karaoke cam, a fan you don't have
32:56
Speaker 1: to be very good at lip reading. I think even
32:58
Speaker 1: blind Scott probably say the Maverick fan got on the
33:02
Speaker 1: karaoke cam and shouted fire Niko. You could clearly see it.
33:06
Speaker 1: But wait, there's more. The insurgency continued, the uprising, the
33:11
Speaker 1: civil unrest among the Maverick fan base. As a pair
33:15
Speaker 1: of Maverick fans one held up a sign that said fire,
33:18
Speaker 1: the other held up a sign that said Nico, and
33:20
Speaker 1: they were escorted out by some security thugs At the
33:25
Speaker 1: Arena in Dallas. They were escorted out of the arena
33:29
Speaker 1: for their protest because apparently you cannot say fire Nico.
33:32
Speaker 1: That is offensive language, that is hurtful language, and that
33:37
Speaker 1: will get you kicked out of a Maverick game. That's
33:40
Speaker 1: that's enough. That's it, You're done. You get it kicked
33:42
Speaker 1: out right there. Somebody asked me if when we will
33:47
Speaker 1: hear I got an email from somebody who's a fan
33:49
Speaker 1: of just said, when do you think Keg drinking Brian Steve?
33:54
Speaker 1: Keg drinking Steve? Beer drinking Brian who's dead? And then
33:56
Speaker 1: we have Keg drinking Steve. So when do you think
33:59
Speaker 1: Keg drinking Steve? The chiefs Homer is going to call in,
34:02
Speaker 1: and I said it's gonna be a while. I wrote back,
34:06
Speaker 1: I say it's gonna be a while, and then I
34:08
Speaker 1: just said that, you know, I sign my name because
34:10
Speaker 1: normally what happens is these guys go into hiding, like
34:14
Speaker 1: Alameda Lou. When the forty nine Ers lost the Super Bowl,
34:18
Speaker 1: Alameda Lou was nowhere to be seen for months. He
34:21
Speaker 1: completely managed Bill's mafia. When the Buffalo Bills lost in
34:26
Speaker 1: the playoffs, all these Bills Mafia guys needed therapy, they
34:29
Speaker 1: needed like a support animal, and they would tell they
34:33
Speaker 1: were it and it was over. So it's gonna be
34:37
Speaker 1: a while. All these chiefs guys are not and they
34:40
Speaker 1: can't handle it. It's tough. And that's what happens in
34:44
Speaker 1: the competitive arena of overnight talk radio. People call up
34:48
Speaker 1: and they brag and the very braggadocius, and then they
34:50
Speaker 1: hide when something goes wrong. They're nowhere to be seen.
34:55
Speaker 1: And if their team had won, they would have been
34:57
Speaker 1: calling up. And I did check in with Fats in
34:59
Speaker 1: philadelph if your Fats did pass out from he was
35:02
Speaker 1: too schnockered, he was too hammered. He was going to
35:05
Speaker 1: be our boots on the ground in Philadelphia, And as
35:07
Speaker 1: I imagined, Fats could not handle his liquor, even though
35:12
Speaker 1: he's Fats and So's He apologized to the militia. He
35:16
Speaker 1: said he had every intention of being part of the show,
35:19
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35:22
Speaker 3: Way up, Blake, and I am gonna keep it.
35:25
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35:29
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Speaker 5: Oh this is so hard, but I'm gonna go with
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Speaker 5: Gino Smith.
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Speaker 1: A fine answer, of course, unless you're completely ridiculous.
38:26
Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: The correct answer was actually the quarterback that started the
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Speaker 1: game on Sunday, and that would be none other than
38:35
Speaker 1: the quarterback of the Eagles the Super Bowl NVP. Jalen hurts,
38:40
Speaker 1: that's the answer, Jalen hurts, Right, Doc Mike is somewhere
38:43
Speaker 1: in Arizona. What's going on? Doc? You got that doc
38:46
Speaker 1: locked and loaded? Doc, pick up the damn phone. Doc.
38:53
Speaker 1: Come on, don't big time. I just screened the call.
38:55
Speaker 1: At least pick up the phone. Doc out there, if
39:00
Speaker 1: you're on speakerphone. Doc, don't big time the show. How
39:03
Speaker 1: dare you what.
39:07
Speaker 3: The military phone?
39:09
Speaker 1: Why are you on a military phone? You're not in
39:11
Speaker 1: the military. It's oh you have a burner phone? Or
39:16
Speaker 1: who are you hiding from?
39:17
Speaker 3: I don't want any of these pharmaceutical companies where I'm at.
39:22
Speaker 3: I'm stopping the money.
39:23
Speaker 1: Train, the money train. I want to stop the money train.
39:27
Speaker 3: Jail.
39:28
Speaker 1: I went to jail twice. I know you were two
39:31
Speaker 1: years he went to jail. That's why you're sending me
39:33
Speaker 1: messages on my phone here.
39:35
Speaker 3: And I want to send the goa ahead to that
39:37
Speaker 3: local lady.
39:38
Speaker 1: All right, Lorenda, would you like a goat heead in
39:41
Speaker 1: the mail from Doc Mike. He sent me goatheads in
39:43
Speaker 1: the past, Miranda, my old producer got a bloody goat heead.
39:46
Speaker 1: You want a GoAhead? You know I've always dreamed of
39:50
Speaker 1: getting a goatthead. But no, no, you want it? And Doc,
39:53
Speaker 1: make sure there's no blood in the box, like, okay, Red,
39:55
Speaker 1: we got in trouble when you I couldn't get mail
39:57
Speaker 1: for six months because there was blood dripping out of
39:59
Speaker 1: the box. So no blood in the box, okay.
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Speaker 5: Or maybe wrap it in plastic so it doesn't well,
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Speaker 5: he had it in plastic, but it like melted coming
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Speaker 5: from Chicago or Iowa or wherever it was from.
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Speaker 3: So yeah, the greatest of them.
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Speaker 1: All. Oh, look at you, Doc, Come visit us, Doc
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Speaker 1: Mike and get a get a better phone. No, no,
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Speaker 1: Doc's a legend. Yeah, I've met him multiple times at
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Speaker 1: Mallard meet and greets. O. Yeah, he's on the spectrum,
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Speaker 1: but he's fun, you know,