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The Poop Chute | Best Of The Treehouse January 2, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Now we need to jump into the most important story
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  Speaker 1: of the day, and that is yet another biohazard has
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  Speaker 1: diverted a flight in the United States. This is what
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  Speaker 1: the second one this year.
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  Speaker 2: Evidently there have been more than that, but this is
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  Speaker 2: the second one with audio.
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  Speaker 1: Which is the reason why it gets inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: So let me set the stage for you. Yet another
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  Speaker 1: biohazard has occurred in the air. A biohazard on a
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  Speaker 1: United Airlines flight is the latest midair incident to trigger
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  Speaker 1: an unplanned early landing of a commercial plane. You know
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  Speaker 1: how they say when you're on a plane, when they
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  Speaker 1: bring out the life vest and they say in the
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  Speaker 1: unlikely event of a water landing, as opposed to say
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  Speaker 1: in case we crash into the ocean or a lake.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, if they keep having these biohazards, they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to add that into the safety training and
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  Speaker 1: have like a suit or something that will pop down
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  Speaker 1: next to you know, your your air conditioning vent, and
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to say, in the event of an
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  Speaker 1: unplanned biohazard, spraying body suits will pop down and you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to secure yourself first, then the children.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, the spirit will charge you extra for that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that'll that'll be coin operated, or it'll be
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  Speaker 1: the skiing swipe. Yeah, yes, it'll be a swipe machine.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to it'll that'll be one hundred dollars easy.
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  Speaker 1: United Airlines says one passenger's medical issue caused flight twenty
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  Speaker 1: four to seventy seven to land in Virginia, where the
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  Speaker 1: plane had to be deep cleaned flight aware Sorry. Flight
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  Speaker 1: Aware shows the flight departing Houston on Sunday morning, then
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  Speaker 1: diverting to Washington Dulles International Airport about two hours into
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  Speaker 1: the trip, just enough time for all that food to
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  Speaker 1: get through the system. The flight was bound for Boston
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  Speaker 1: Logan International Airport. However, with this audio between the pilot
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  Speaker 1: and traffic air traffic Control, they decided that maybe it's
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  Speaker 1: better we don't finish the flight all the way to Boston,
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  Speaker 1: but instead maybe we should, you know, divert this.
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  Speaker 2: Thing to the doctor.
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  Speaker 3: And I talked to the crew and it sounds like
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  Speaker 3: it's quite bad back there.
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  Speaker 2: It's still really bad.
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  Speaker 1: The crew is vomiting. I've seen this scene and family, guy,
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  Speaker 1: I gotn't like I understand that. You know, the flight crew,
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  Speaker 1: they go through a lot of training for various things,
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  Speaker 1: and they clearly need to, I guess, do a new
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  Speaker 1: course on biohazards, because the last thing you want during
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  Speaker 1: your flight is to have the flight crew looking or
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  Speaker 1: sounding or being alarmed in such a fashion where they
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  Speaker 1: are also involved in all the vomiting around the plane.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want to be the person that has
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  Speaker 3: to write the booklet for the the Explosive Diarrhea Manual
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  Speaker 3: for United. I don't ever want to get that credit.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, oh man, that's the guy. That's the guy
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  Speaker 3: who wrote it right there.
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  Speaker 1: Also, what's that light look like when you when you
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  Speaker 1: illuminate it? You got to hit the brown button?
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  Speaker 3: Oh lord? So okay, the crew is vomiting and passengers
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  Speaker 3: all around are are asking for bath, part me, et cetera.
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  Speaker 1: And uh it sounds like I think, you know, twenty
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  Speaker 1: minute of light to Cleveland is probably the better option instead.
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  Speaker 3: Of going to an hour and forty to uh straight ahead.
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  Speaker 3: The boss, especially with it's kind of being a bio
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  Speaker 3: has should I think we need to probably get this
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  Speaker 3: plane on the ground a sap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 3: My only thought is like that every when you have
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  Speaker 3: to dboard that plane and so so does that person.
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  Speaker 1: Right right, do they get off first or do you
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  Speaker 1: stick them in the back?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that I don't I think that
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  Speaker 3: you know that one one side door that nobody ever
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  Speaker 3: there's no uh like nowhere to get out of.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like the back exit, but then there's also
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  Speaker 1: on the other side of the plane where they bring
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  Speaker 1: on the food and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You had done something that bad, you would just lock
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  Speaker 2: yourself in the bathroom, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: Not and not ever come out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when they opened that one side like that,
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  Speaker 3: not where the food comes in, but the other one
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  Speaker 3: that should throw you down the slide and like you
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  Speaker 3: walk home.
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  Speaker 1: That's the other thing too, is they tell you it's
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  Speaker 1: a water slide, but in reality.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening to the tree house. Visit us online that
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  Speaker 4: treehouse on air dot com.
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  Speaker 1: That's the poop slide.
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  Speaker 3: That's the poop shoot.
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  Speaker 1: A three three Cook df W. That's the phone number
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  Speaker 1: to reach Daniel and Carrie Cook from Cook DFW Roofing
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  Speaker 1: and Restoration the website Cook dfw dot com. Put you
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  Speaker 1: on the spot, Daniel, do you have any big New
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  Speaker 1: Year's resolutions?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm definitely not going to be flying my drone
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  Speaker 5: anywhere in DFW right away.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a there's.
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  Speaker 5: Some there's some major people that are looking for drones
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  Speaker 5: right now. And funny story, I actually had a client
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  Speaker 5: that knew I was on their property and I was
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  Speaker 5: flying a drone. He lives in the country and they
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  Speaker 5: had a huge house and we were doing drone shots
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  Speaker 5: and he literally came out and says, is this your drone?
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  Speaker 5: I go yes, sir, and he goes, man, I was
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  Speaker 5: about to shoot that thing down. So Trey is right,
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  Speaker 5: and Texas, you don't mess around with drones and so
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  Speaker 5: but New Year's resolutions, and typically I don't because I
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  Speaker 5: try to be good and do the right thing every day.
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  Speaker 5: So I went on a huge diet last year.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I did a whole bunch.
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  Speaker 5: Of food and research and trying to work.
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  Speaker 2: Out a little bit more.
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  Speaker 5: Those are just good things for you overall.
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  Speaker 2: So I know you work out all the time.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's not a New Year's resolution. It's something
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to be a little bit better today
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  Speaker 1: than I was yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: When he started, you're not as old as me yet,
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  Speaker 5: but when you start get my age, you know, there's
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  Speaker 5: things that you gotta do to make sure you're ready
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  Speaker 5: to go as you get older.
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  Speaker 3: You want to enjoy life.
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  Speaker 2: That's about. That's what we're all here to do. Enjoy life,
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  Speaker 2: have fun.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: There's your new Year's resolution, enjoy life. And one way
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  Speaker 1: in which you can enjoy your life more is to
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  Speaker 1: make sure you don't have any holes in your roof.
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  Speaker 1: So called Daniel Cook. He'll come make sure you don't
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  Speaker 1: and if you do, you'll fix them eight three three
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  Speaker 1: Cook DFW or that website, cookdfw dot com. One more
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  Speaker 1: thing I wanted to point out about the Olympics and
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  Speaker 1: some of the peripheral stories that have been happening around
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  Speaker 1: Paris is the dirty river water in Paris. Now, granted,
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  Speaker 1: I took French in high school for a few years,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not sure if I'm saying the name of
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  Speaker 1: the river properly. Is it the Sane River?
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  Speaker 3: It's the sin the.
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  Speaker 1: Sene River, that makes sense, the Sen River, So the
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  Speaker 1: Sand River has been dirty for hundreds of years. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Paris was designed for all the sewer
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  Speaker 1: to flow directly into it, right. Well, that was an
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  Speaker 1: issue that was brought up with the International Olympic Committee
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  Speaker 1: when it came time to whether or not to award
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  Speaker 1: Paris the Olympics, contrete like, well, your river's kind of
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  Speaker 1: a toilet, so how can we fix this to actually
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  Speaker 1: have the Olympics and have events in that river? And oh,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get it cleaned up. So they get it cleaned up.
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  Speaker 2: At the cost of one point five billion.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. And then one point five billion dollars of
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  Speaker 1: clean up efforts went away all in one flood because
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  Speaker 1: it all came roaring back into the river to where
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  Speaker 1: they had to actually postpone certain events that were scheduled
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  Speaker 1: to take place in the Sin River for the Paris Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: and that includes the triathlon because they're not doing the
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  Speaker 1: regular swimming stuff in the river, which would be interesting.
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  Speaker 1: U they still do all the freestyle and the breaststroke
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  Speaker 1: and all those things that Michael Phelps and Katie Ladecki
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  Speaker 1: have dominated at They do that in a controlled environment
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  Speaker 1: in a chlorinated pool. It would be interesting to see
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  Speaker 1: how they would do in the open dirty water though.
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  Speaker 1: But other events do happen in that water, like the triathlon.
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  Speaker 1: The rowing stuff happens now. Granted the rowers unless something
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  Speaker 1: is really gone bad. They don't have to actually get
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  Speaker 1: in the water. The triathletes do because they got to
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  Speaker 1: swim in that water. And there's one Olympian in particular
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  Speaker 1: from Belgium, and she took issue with some of the
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  Speaker 1: pollution in the water at the Paris Olympics because there
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  Speaker 1: was a postponement due to the pollution. The water was
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  Speaker 1: deemed safe enough to swim on Wednesday, but just a
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  Speaker 1: couple of days before, the river was tested and it had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, monumental amounts of E. Coli and other bacteria. Okay, So,
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  Speaker 1: Julian Vermilion of Belgium, who finished twenty fourth in the triathlon,
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  Speaker 1: blasted Olympic officials who made the call to hold the race.
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  Speaker 1: While she admitted that a cancelation would have been a disgrace,
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  Speaker 1: she said she didn't think the water was safe enough
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  Speaker 1: to swim, and she said, while swimming under the bridge,
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  Speaker 1: I felt and saw things that we shouldn't think about
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  Speaker 1: too much. Oh, I drank a lot of water, so
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  Speaker 1: we'll know tomorrow if I'm sick or not. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: taste like coca cola or sprite. Of course, the sind
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  Speaker 1: River has been dirty for one hundred years, so they
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  Speaker 1: can't say the safety of the athletes is a priority.
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  Speaker 1: That is bull. That's the wrong button. Hang on, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: she said, that's b Yes, that's bull. That's still the
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  Speaker 1: wrong button. Oh, hang on, that's bull.
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  Speaker 3: There we go, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: I'll fine, I'll figure out these buttons eventually. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, nothing like one leg of the triathlon having
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  Speaker 1: to swim through a little a literal river of I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's bad enough when the triathlon when during
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  Speaker 1: the swimming portion, because all these competitors are around you,
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  Speaker 1: now imagine duty. That's probably when your hand reaches forward
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  Speaker 1: and it touches it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a that's a thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's a.
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  Speaker 3: In in like in India, there are like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: the on the side of the road that you have
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  Speaker 3: little creeks and people do their business in the in
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  Speaker 3: the creeks and stuff like that. But uh, full on
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  Speaker 3: river of do Uh, that is a.
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  Speaker 1: I think they should just rename that the Shawshank event.
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  Speaker 1: You get the award, you get the Anti Frame Award
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  Speaker 1: for swimming through all the excrement to get to the
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  Speaker 1: to get to the gold medal podium.
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  Speaker 3: All expense paid trip does they watch and ah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When they fly home, the fly like you might as
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  Speaker 2: well just go ahead put on the biohazard suits.
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  Speaker 3: Well you haven't even landed, and they've already declared an
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  Speaker 3: emergency landing, Like you haven't even taken off yet.
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  Speaker 1: They know those Olympic triathletes, they know where they've been
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  Speaker 1: and now they're they're gonna have to take their own flight.
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  Speaker 3: That's just you can't. You can't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't.
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  Speaker 3: You can't even shower that off like that is that's
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  Speaker 3: in you? Now?
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, you're right. Not only was it on you,
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  Speaker 1: but it's in you. And uh, at some point you
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  Speaker 1: get to tell the story about how you are an Olympian, right,
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  Speaker 1: Most people's stories as Olympians involve the their competitors, their teammates.
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  Speaker 1: These athletes have to talk about the other things in
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  Speaker 1: the water with them.
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  Speaker 3: She said, she swam and felt things. Yeah, that's uh,
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  Speaker 3: that's just okay, that's gross.
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  Speaker 1: And and and and here's the other thing. That's French.
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  Speaker 3: So you know it smells worse, but it makes great wine.
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  Speaker 2: And it's condescending.
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  Speaker 6: Visit us Onlinehouse on air dot com.
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  Speaker 1: And it also smokes, which is weird. ESPN the Oho
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  Speaker 1: mm hmm was fake in the movie Dodgeball. It took
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: a number of years, but ESPN finally embraced it and
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  Speaker 1: created ESPN the OCHO for real. Yes, Now, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: realize this until recently. Not only did not only did
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  Speaker 1: they embrace it, but they've actually made it an actual
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  Speaker 1: channel watchable from ESPN and they do this yearly. You
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  Speaker 1: know how they're Shark week there's the OCHO weekend now.
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  Speaker 2: And they do it multiple times a year now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really? Okay, So one of the things I was
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  Speaker 1: reading earlier today was that I thought it was just
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  Speaker 1: a once a year thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, they they've really leaned it used to be once
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  Speaker 2: a year Now I think they're doing it two three
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  Speaker 2: times a year on slow weekends, just obviously once the
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  Speaker 2: NFL's gone. They especially in the summer.
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  Speaker 3: That Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: On ESPN News.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it was. It was where they started
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  Speaker 3: airing the Cornhole Championships. Was on the show. It's moved.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's more mainstream now, but it originally aired on
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  Speaker 3: the show.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it starts.
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  Speaker 2: Though.
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  Speaker 1: You put something on the show, you give it life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and people realize these other sports exist Yeah, and they
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  Speaker 1: become fans and they see these sports. Yeah, that seem
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  Speaker 1: very approachable and regular people. I us think I could
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  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I could play cornhole and and and win.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, one of the one of the biggest
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  Speaker 3: stars has no arms or legs, So I'm thinking if
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  Speaker 3: you have both of those, then you're pretty much ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Of the game, really ahead of the game.
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  Speaker 3: I had to laugh at it when I said, I'm
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  Speaker 3: so ashamed of you and shoulders above everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: How is that not his endorsement.
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  Speaker 3: Because he can't wash his hair.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'm sure a lot of people told him he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't play cornhole either, and he found a way. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure he could find a way to wash his hair.
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  Speaker 3: He sponsored by bush being inside. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's because he's still got a hole. Not everything
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  Speaker 1: was taken from him.
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  Speaker 3: That man has a heart and a colon of gold.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever underestimate.
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  Speaker 3: That's how he That's how he pushes his his The
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  Speaker 3: bean back through is with a little back and back
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  Speaker 3: and help. Yeah, it's it's all propulsion from the bush beat.
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  Speaker 1: Not only as it served NASA well, it's also served
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  Speaker 1: him well in the national Cornhole League. So ESPN's the
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  Speaker 1: OCHO is a real thing now, it's manifested into reality.
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  Speaker 1: And I saw the other day someone actually posted the
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  Speaker 1: programming schedule for it and I was stunned. But we
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  Speaker 1: missed it. I mean, the OCHO programming was last weekend.
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  Speaker 1: It included fifty four hours of unique obscure sports, including
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  Speaker 1: more than twenty one hours of live content. So what
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  Speaker 1: were those events which aired on ESPN, ESPN two and
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  Speaker 1: the OHO streaming Hub. Here's what the days looked like.
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  Speaker 1: On Thursday, it was minor League baseball, the Savannah Bananas
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  Speaker 1: versus the Party Animals. Yes, which if you have not
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: seen the Savannah Bananas, they're actually pretty awesome because they
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  Speaker 1: will stop in the middle of a game and just
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  Speaker 1: do dance videos and stuff for their social media channels.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty funny trade you find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Micro Microsoft ex Cel World Championship.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know who the Do you know who the
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  Speaker 3: winner was?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I just want to hear
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  Speaker 2: the announcers. Oh my god, the formula that he came
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  Speaker 2: up with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the function of acts. Holy cow, no one saw
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  Speaker 1: that coming. You had the twenty twenty four Corgi Races,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: the World Dog Surfing Championships, Sasquatch Uncut, Beard and Mustache. Oh, okay,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: that's like Sasquatch so sponsoring beard and Mustache event. Then
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  Speaker 1: you got speed Chess and the Microsoft ex Cell World Championships.
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  Speaker 1: That's just one day. Here's some other things that happened
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  Speaker 1: on ESPN. The OCHO on Friday, Red Bull, Game Ball,
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  Speaker 1: Royal Ultimate Ninja World Series Finales three, Rivers, Waiter and
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  Speaker 1: Waitress competition. Then you get the beard Mustache competition brought
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  Speaker 1: to you by Sasquatch. The twenty twenty two I guess
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  Speaker 1: it was a classic. Corunna Beltsander Races. The twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: USA Mullet Championships. Oh, the forty six Annual Cherry Pit
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  Speaker 1: Spitting Championships. Okay, the twenty twenty three Wisconsin Auctioneers Championship,
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  Speaker 1: Competitive Speed Cubing, the International Jump Rope Union World Championships,
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  Speaker 1: Blade Masters, Ax and Knife Throwing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty four Bull Shooter Invitational Shootout where I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if they're actually shooting the bulls, in which case
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  Speaker 1: they're just taking what Pamplona does and saying well, America
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  Speaker 1: will raise you one. Yeah, Omega Ball, the Ocho Show,
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  Speaker 1: but that's fun. The twenty twenty four AWA Wiffle Ball
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  Speaker 1: All Star Game, which means they have a regular season
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  Speaker 1: to have an All Star game. Then there's the USA
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  Speaker 1: Dodgeball All Star Showcase, the Man Scaped Turf Wars, Adult
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  Speaker 1: Kickball Championship, Table Tennis, Slippery Stairs Cornhole League, Silver Back
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  Speaker 1: Breaking Invitational, which if you're trying to break a silver back,
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  Speaker 1: I would watch that competition because my money's on. Then
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: they air Dodgeball, a true underdog story. That's just all
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  Speaker 1: on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hm.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, is the Mullet Championship Is that like looks?
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  Speaker 2: Or is that the guy driving in his eighty four
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  Speaker 2: Chevy pickup like being able to tosh the bush like
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  Speaker 2: can speeding out of the truck into the trash can
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  Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, advents or as it looks?
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  Speaker 1: No, I understand that makes sense?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Is it?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Is it purely look based or is there a skill
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: based uh function of it? Kind of like the uh
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Miss America Tournament where it's not just the bathing suit,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: but they also have to talk to them.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, uh they have, they have they have different competitions, right,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: so they have like a skills and like a swimsuit.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: You know what. Actually some of these events sound like
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: events that would occur during the Mullet Championship. Uh. For example,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: a ball clash, battle of the Buoie two National Putting Tour,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the forehand Strike competition, yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: And then this one certainly Ultimate tire Wrestling, Yes. And
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the one I was telling Raj about the other day,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the car Jitsu Championship, which airs on the ojo that's
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: where people do jiu jitsu in a car. I told
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Raj about this the other day because Russia takes all
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: these things to another level. They do uh car judo
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: or car jiu jitsu, whis just two Russian dudes in
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: in in a hatchback wrestling. And I think they amp
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: it up by making him do it inside of a
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Ford pinto, which you know could explode it anytime.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: In the mullet competition, is there like is there a
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: subdivision for like? Is it like the angry lesbian division?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Who wins? Because I've seen and and and I I'm
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: in misquaite.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: And let me just say I have seen at Chili's
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: two very powerful lesbian mullets. So I just so, is
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: it open to all genders and races or are we going?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I would imagine is pretty progressive.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, because there's an Indian guy at my last show
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: with he could have he could have won for international mullet.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I bet I I the lesbian one would be obviously
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: the Super Championships.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: The winner gets a husky.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It really just sells itself.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: You're in the treehouse.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Visit US online a treehouse on air dot com.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: The Water and Power Authority of the US Virgin Islands
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: is out for blood. They've had it with everyone complaining, ditching,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: moaning about blackouts, doubled and tripled bills even though you
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: didn't have power for most of the month. Anyway, it
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: really is a huge cluster f in the Islands when
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: it comes to power generation. And I need to say
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: it again, I'm sorry or cut for all the terrible
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: things I've said to you and about you with your
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: grid operation in Texas, because Texans could have it way
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: way worse. If you're not sure, just come to Virgin Islands.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: That being said, it does appear that the Water and
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Power Authority is out for blood. And the example I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: have is thus two weeks ago, a one hundred year
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: old This is from the Virgin Island Daily News.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, a.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: One hundred year old Saint Thomas Man was trapped sitting
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: upright in an electric bed after the Virgin Islands Water
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: and Power Authority abruptly cut off his power. His daughter
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: said the centenarian was left to suffer for more than
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: six hours. This is terrible. This is one of the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: worst stories.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I've heard in a long time.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wasn't ready for it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Neither was he. The was aready to be in there
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: for a few minutes, just the if you can get out,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: maybe go outside and enjoy the enjoy the fresh salt air.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe go to sibs for one. But he stuck in
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: his electric chair because the Water Power Authority turned off
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: his electricity.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: His whole life, he's been waiting for technology to keep advancing.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: He's like, I can't believe I live to see the
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: iPhone and then cut to I'm stuck in this ep.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: It troubles me to think that somewhere in the Virgin Islands,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: where all these billionaires and millionaires have socked money away,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: it wasn't just money, like somewhere there's a lab probably
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: in St. Thomas, where they keep the heads of dead billionaires,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and part of the reason that they're sustained is through
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: electric power. Meanwhile, wapa's over there playing with the switches.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: So if if they put one of these heads back
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: on a body in a hundred years, who knows what
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna end up with.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, So finish. That was at the end
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: of the story, because I.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Just that's the end of the story. Unfortunately, the Virgin
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Island Daily News did not publish a follow up story.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that man's still stuck in that bed.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: He's probably been battling red tape for years to get
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: that electric hospital bed to make his life easier.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I just want to know, Like the power glitch and
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: it just just pushed him forward, so he was just
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: like for six hours of staring at his junk.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, because it might be it might
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: be a six hour blackout, but really with these rolling
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: blackouts in the Virgin Islands, sometimes they're intermittent and they
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: just kind of come out of nowhere. So he may
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: not have just been suspended in this electric chair for
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: six hours. It might have been jolting him on and
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: off in different positions for the entire six hours power flips.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I Oh, finally goes get the button.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, it looks like doctor Frankenstein. He's
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: shoving this dude up through the roof and he's being
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: hit by light. He left and right. But yeah, you
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: got that chair from Medicare.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: It's just a power surgeon that them straight up the
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: stairs faster than he's ever been in his life. Old
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: you survived one hundred years and a power outage. Electric
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: chair kills.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You well because it keeps your reviving.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: You were listening to the tree House visit us online
• 26:28
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• 26:39
  Speaker 1: This past weekend, you had the Top of the box
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Office being ruled by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. They're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: two movies tops at the box office for the first
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: time since I think it was nineteen ninety that a
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Hollywood couple has ruled the box office. Who is the
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: couple all the way back in nineteen ninety to achieve
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the same feat, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Demi Moore
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: had Ghost in Theaters and Bruce Willis had Die Hard two.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So a quick would you rather a quick verses if
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you will.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Let me find my music.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: This is important. Trey Raj, Welcome to verses, Happy to
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: be here on tapped today. Would you rather take in
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: a double feature of ruling box office couples? Would you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: rather take in the double feature of die Hard Too
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: and Ghost starring Bruce will listen to me more respectively?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Or go to the movie theater right now and take
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: in the very interestingly paired double feature of Deadpool and
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Wolverine and the domestic violence Flower movie. It ends with
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: us darring Blake Lively, which feature are you walking into?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: No bathroom breaks?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Who are we starting with?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Based on the look on Trey's face, I'm gonna start with.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: You Rush Well. Blake Lively is getting a lot of
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: heat from the icing out her co star in this
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: new movie. But then there is Deadpool Wolverine, which is great.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: But I would nostalgia wise, I would go back and
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I would do die Hard Too. In Ghost.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Interesting, I will say one of my favorite lines in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: any movie ever is from die Hard Too. But because
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it's so obscure to the zeitgeist that it's hard to
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: find it online, I just need to pull it myself
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: and post it because it's a beautifully delivered line. In
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the movie I'm brain farting on the actor's name, But
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Andy Sippowitz from NYPD Blue is the police captain at
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Dallas International Airport where John McClain is dealing with more
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: terrorists on Christmas. And in that film, Dennis fron Dennis Franz,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. In that film, Dennis Franz and
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Bruce Willis as their respective characters and diehartwo are having
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: an argument, and at one point, Dennis Franz delivers the
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: classic line, I'm stunned. I gotta lie down. I have
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: used that line on the show so many times over
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: the years. I feel like I owe him a royalty check.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: So that's my quick sidebar about Diehard too, Trey, what
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: about you? Which double feature? Are you attending Deadpool and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Wolverine with it ends with us? Or are you going
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: back to nineteen ninety and walking into Ghost paired with
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Diehard two.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: That's such a tough one because Diehard two not my
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: favorite Diehard h.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You mean you didn't like it? When you didn't like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: it when the general was doing naked karate in his
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: hotel room.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I thought we would brush past that, but here we.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Are absolutely not. It also made it very difficult to
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: watch the third Iron Man movie because the same actor
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: is playing the president. I'm thinking I've seen that man
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: do naked karate and this authotypically in the reflection.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: They died hard too, just because the ending they just
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: worked so hard for him to say Yippi kaye.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Really gratifying, though, isn't it. Yeah that zippo.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ghost all time, great movie I did, just because
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: it's so good. I'll have to go with Deadpool and
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Wolverine and interesting.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: All right, so well, very cool. I'm I'm glad to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: see some some conflict between the two of you today
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: in the latest edition of Versus.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: But haven't we all done at some point in our lives.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I'm forty nine. I know I've done naked karate before,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: have you guys not? At some point? Just just tried
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: it after you saw that like, no, no naked karate.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That's Versus for today. Inside the treehouse where stands alone.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I was in my birthday GI.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I really hate you because now I have that in
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: my head.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Are you addressing your penis as since.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: You don't want to know where the dojo is?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I've seen him wax on and off to it.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Visits online freehouse on air dot com.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Trey is eight years sober. So we're very excited for you, Trey.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you, I I while congratulations are in order, is
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: there a gift that we should get you? And I
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: know you said that you're a You're a sweets fiend
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: now as our most recovering alcoholics, because before I don't
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: think I really ever recall you craving any sweets at all.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Days now you're just like running around some like a
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: like a kid who's chasing wily wonka.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, I guess my first day of sobriety like it's
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I would have gutted somebody for a snicker doodle.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: And still, yeah, that's little whitest thing I've ever heard
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: anybody say, I doodles cinnamon? Is that what that is?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Cinnamon and sugar?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Oh gotcha?
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's the perfect balance, cinnamon, brown sugar. It's just.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It's also a Tray's prison name.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Brown Show was my nickname in college.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: So well yeah, well no you'r raj. Your nickname in
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: college was brown sugar. And as we found out last episode, yes,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: super would Trey's nickname is snicker Doodle.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: So you started. So that's the thing, right is sweets? Now, Yes, it's.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Your body when you're used, when your body is used
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: to that much sugar, especially for me, when you drank
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: every day for twenty five years. Yeah, that much sugar
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: in your system, it constantly craves it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's and what was the drink of choice?
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: So what was I didn't know you when you were drinking?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: So Jack Daniels, Jack Daniels, Okay, I mean I went.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Through a Scotch phase, went through this is this is
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: how much I drank. And you have to remember the
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Old Loon. The Old Loony is a very popular bar
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: and uh, may she rest in peace? And uh it
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: served a three ounce poor And you know I said,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: you know, you could drink at the Loon, you could
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: drink anywhere, and that was true. But I drink so
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: much when I switched from Stoonly Orange to Jack Daniels,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: it affected their inventory.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Really yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: And not only that, but when you stop drinking, it
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: affected their bottom line. That's exactly it. Look there, there
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: is is there's a reason why the Loon, there's a
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: reason why we say rest in peace to the Loon.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: It's because Dray went sober and they went out of
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: business and that bar was opened since.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: The sixties, they turned into a shell.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: Actually, the CBS if that was if you knew, if
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: you knew the number of x loon patrons that are
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: in the rooms of AA.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: So that was a drink of choice was just straight jack,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: jack and diet jack.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And diet yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: So drinking.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So when Tray when alcohol, well, when Tray quit drinking,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: he demolished not only Jack Daniel's bottom line, but diet
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: cokes as well. I could just multiple industries felt the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: effects of it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I kept up diet coke until about three years ago
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: and then finally kicked that habit. But that was that
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: was a blow to their bottom line because I mean
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I used to have one of those big, huge seven
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: eleven cups, like the yeah sixty four I think it
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: was bigger than sixty four ounces that I would diet coke.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: They renamed it the Trinholm Golden Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: So what's the okay? So you no more diet cokes,
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: no more alcohol, Like, what do you?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: No more nicotine?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: No more nicotine?
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I know you I miss nicotine. God, I I could
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: give a rat's ass about ever drinking again. But man,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: if if I could have, if they would give me
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: a vice that you could do without any ramifications, man
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I would. I would. I would sprint. I would pull
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: a hammy sprinting to the storage to buy a can
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: of skull.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Oh interesting, so you went, you're going to smokeless?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I mean I dipped for twenty two years.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, and it's kind of like vaping. You pretty
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: much do it everywhere. But yeah, it dip or vape.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Uh, I wouldn't probably smoke just because
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: of the smell it's but yeah, I would. I would
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: go buy a can of skull so fast?
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I was that yours?
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Uh No, So I start off Copenhagen, that regular skull,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: skull mint. Then at the end it was skull mint pouches.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's Copenhagen. That's just all on your teeth.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's Copenhagen is an art form. It really is.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: When you see somebody knows like they how you pack
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: it and you get the little lip on it, and
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: then you get in there and dig it in. You
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: have two fingers and just shove it in there.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: We need to leave you alone for a minute, light
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: a candle.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Oh the good old days, but on some mina.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Congratulations eight years sober and not missing the alcohol. But
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: clearly there's a there's still some hard up feelings for
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the tobacco side of you.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Nicotine. Yeah, that's my girl.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: That's why he's single. Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Trade doesn't do well with ultimatums.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't do well with ultimatums or moderation.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: That just means you live life to the fullest. Yeah,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: taking it all in.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very that's that's that's a huge, huge achievement. Man.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Eight years, that's incredible.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I had a punchline somewhere, but uh, I'm s actually
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: really proud of you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Drink it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: It's okay, that's amazing. Eight years and.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Now he's turning into a sugar fiend or he has
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: turned into a.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Sugar crackhead for snickerdoodles.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, TIFFs treat like TIFFs treats. You know, it's like
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: a dealer just coming at you.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. If if you I know, we have tiff treat
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: TIFFs treats drivers that listen to the show. And so
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: if you see a crazed white man chasing you Oddsard's tray.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I would I would go, uh, the white chocolate macadamia That.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: And that and snickerdoodle set. That's my two favorites. I'll
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: put them together and eat the mic and wan like
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: a sandwich.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: You'll scissor.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: In more ways than one.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: It got weird again.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: To make it weird, you listen.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: To the Treehouse.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Visit us online at Treehouse on air dot com.