Latest / Chucks Cantina / Episode 200...Finally
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- 0:07Speaker 1: This is Chuck's Cantina podcast where anything and everything is
- 0:13Speaker 1: up for discussion. And now here's your barman, Chuck O'Donnell.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Pre you start to refresh the page, because how dare you?
- 0:24Speaker 2: Because they justled the cord.
- 0:25Speaker 3: You jostled the cord.
- 0:27Speaker 2: They justled the cord.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Did you yole it?
- 0:31Speaker 2: I jostled it the wrong way.
- 0:33Speaker 3: You jostled it, and the drugs were working.
- 0:37Speaker 2: I don't know. They haven't kicked in yet. I'm just kidding.
- 0:43Speaker 3: We're sugar free over here, sugar free, sugar.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Free Sunday, a free Sunday.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Sways, get into it. Fucking we're life out.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Fuck it, we're live, We're back at it.
- 0:57Speaker 3: I'm your favorite barman host where they want to call
- 0:58Speaker 3: me Chuck. Thanks right us today chuckxanteena Gmail chouxatein your
- 1:02Speaker 3: socials og patron he has turned. It's been eighty four years.
- 1:12Speaker 2: I gotta say, I love what you've done with the place. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:16Speaker 2: it's well nice in here.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Well since I since I took like a little word sabbatical,
- 1:19Speaker 3: I'm still in the mystically that the cobwebs. But yeah,
- 1:22Speaker 3: we're getting theirs m But.
- 1:24Speaker 2: It's the vibes the.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Ing.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, for sure, for sure, dog, I'm happy to
- 1:33Speaker 2: be here. I'm happy to be back.
- 1:34Speaker 4: Oh it's been quite a long time, but you know
- 1:37Speaker 4: what it feels like home.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Actually speaking of a home and you being back. I
- 1:41Speaker 3: don't know if I told you this. Do you know
- 1:43Speaker 3: what the today is? The special occasion?
- 1:48Speaker 2: What's today? The tenth of February?
- 1:51Speaker 3: Yes? Now that now today's day? Just in general?
- 1:57Speaker 2: Is it the anniversary of the pod?
- 2:00Speaker 3: Not quite, We're almost there. But this is the two
- 2:01Speaker 3: hundredth episode.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Shut you, miud.
- 2:04Speaker 3: We finally made it. It only took five years, a
- 2:07Speaker 3: couple of breaks here and there.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Hell yeah, man, two hundred apps. God damn, that deserves
- 2:14Speaker 4: a toast.
- 2:15Speaker 3: That deserves a toast. I'm drinking Polar Seltzer black cherry
- 2:18Speaker 3: and I'll be having some four Roses bourbon here in
- 2:20Speaker 3: a minute too.
- 2:21Speaker 5: Hmmm.
- 2:23Speaker 3: I just love I'm drinking.
- 2:24Speaker 4: I'm drinking some toasted coconut almond bark black tea with
- 2:29Speaker 4: lots of honey for the voice. It's uh, you know,
- 2:36Speaker 4: you tell you classic toasted coconut alum and with a
- 2:40Speaker 4: little bit of honey, some orange blossom honey, some toasted
- 2:44Speaker 4: coconut almond bark black tea.
- 2:47Speaker 2: You can get it at your local grocer. I'm sure.
- 2:49Speaker 3: I'm sure with a.
- 2:50Speaker 4: Little bit of orange blossom honey, a lot of it actually,
- 2:53Speaker 4: because you've boy's been away from the mic for a
- 2:56Speaker 4: little bit and he's got to loosen up the pin.
- 2:59Speaker 2: I gotta make it there right off the pod.
- 3:02Speaker 3: Is I'm finally I've been doing this now for a
- 3:03Speaker 3: couple of weeks now, and like I keep forgetting like
- 3:06Speaker 3: because I was coming off being sick when I did
- 3:07Speaker 3: the first one, and it's like, hey, Chuck, you have
- 3:10Speaker 3: this thing called well for one, editing audio to a
- 3:13Speaker 3: mute button so you don't cough into the mic. Oh yeah, no,
- 3:18Speaker 3: there was there's there was a couple of bad ones.
- 3:22Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's just it's just you just gotta
- 3:24Speaker 3: get back into this this with his you know, it's
- 3:26Speaker 3: not like you just you know, oh hey, let me
- 3:28Speaker 3: just jump back in the water, like I know how
- 3:29Speaker 3: to swim ride away. I mean you should, but like
- 3:31Speaker 3: you know, it's like ride a bike. And yeah, it's
- 3:34Speaker 3: like it's like ride a bike. You just gotta get
- 3:35Speaker 3: out of the bike. And like after like two sees,
- 3:37Speaker 3: oh yeah, I remember how.
- 3:37Speaker 2: To do this.
- 3:38Speaker 3: It's not that hard.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:39Speaker 4: No, And again I wanted to prepare for the pod,
- 3:42Speaker 4: so I was, uh, I was uh, just loosening up
- 3:47Speaker 4: the chords on the way home, and I just was
- 3:49Speaker 4: shouting at the top of my lungs.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it? What is that? What is your.
- 3:57Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 3:57Speaker 4: It's one of those days where you just you leave
- 3:59Speaker 4: work and you just feel like you could run through
- 4:02Speaker 4: a wall a little bit, and so, but you.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Have to sit in your car for like forty hours.
- 4:06Speaker 4: So the first thing you do is just to get
- 4:08Speaker 4: yourself acclimated and just get it out.
- 4:10Speaker 2: You just you just scream. You're not even listening to anything.
- 4:16Speaker 2: You're not like singing along. You just take them audio.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Two hundredth episode, you're getting into it. Well, let's be better.
- 4:27Speaker 3: It's funny. For one hundred and ninety seven episodes. I
- 4:30Speaker 3: finally got the from what I've been told, I finally
- 4:32Speaker 3: got the audio down to match my distributor who distributes
- 4:35Speaker 3: the podcast. So it matches the commercials. Now, if the
- 4:40Speaker 3: commercials still want to do you know the classic nineties
- 4:43Speaker 3: loof songs.
- 4:44Speaker 2: This is the greatest loof songs of.
- 4:46Speaker 3: The nineties it is three o'clock. You're two o'clock in
- 4:49Speaker 3: the fucking morning.
- 4:53Speaker 2: But it was an experience.
- 4:56Speaker 3: I can't tell you how many times that commercial woke
- 4:58Speaker 3: me up at your house.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Has this ever happened to you?
- 5:03Speaker 3: Were you woken up suddenly to terrifying sound about love songs?
- 5:09Speaker 3: Did you fall off the couch and eat ship? Did
- 5:11Speaker 3: you beat your pants? Or you maybe entitled the compensation?
- 5:16Speaker 2: I think that Erose Girnel's gone wild. Oh god, wow,
- 5:22Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I can And then you grow up
- 5:27Speaker 2: and you realize how fucking creepy that ship.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, I know. Here's the here's here's the more
- 5:33Speaker 3: fucked up thing is like that ship was on regular cable,
- 5:37Speaker 3: not the entire thing, but the advertisements. It's just like, wait,
- 5:40Speaker 3: what is this?
- 5:42Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, I can't but it's it's kind of
- 5:46Speaker 4: fucking crazy.
- 5:47Speaker 2: But yeah, I know. Anyway, so yeah, so, so yeah.
- 5:55Speaker 4: I wanted to make sure I was lubricated thoroughly before
- 5:59Speaker 4: on the podse so I went, you know, I did
- 6:01Speaker 4: the tea, But then I also decided, let's take it
- 6:04Speaker 4: up a little bit extra. Let's make sure that we're
- 6:07Speaker 4: embodying the essence of liquid so I went in. I
- 6:11Speaker 4: went ahead, and I just got as much vegetable oil
- 6:14Speaker 4: and olive oil as I could. Yeah, and currently I'm
- 6:17Speaker 4: just slippery right now. I just covered my whole body.
- 6:22Speaker 3: Yes, because nothing says a good lubricated voice like having
- 6:26Speaker 3: very lubricated calves.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I wanted to embody it completely. So yeah,
- 6:33Speaker 4: I don't know why.
- 6:35Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm not on a couch.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Actually, I'm on a slip and slide and I'm currently
- 6:39Speaker 4: going about eighty five miles an hour down the slip
- 6:42Speaker 4: and slide.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Well, if I will say for eighty five miles an hour, SORR,
- 6:44Speaker 3: I cut you off for eighty five miles an hour,
- 6:46Speaker 3: there is surely no background noise as very impressive.
- 6:48Speaker 4: I No, I've really really wanted to be prepared, so
- 6:51Speaker 4: I've actually encased myself with soundproof foam padding.
- 6:57Speaker 2: The mic is actually on an apparatus.
- 6:59Speaker 4: I've I've contrived of aluminum foil and uh close hangars
- 7:05Speaker 4: and yeah, we're about to jettison into orbit because I
- 7:09Speaker 4: am defining the laws of physics with.
- 7:11Speaker 3: You're about to You're about to leave the atmosphere implication.
- 7:14Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, we got to wrap this up at
- 7:18Speaker 4: some point because I'm about to burst into flames.
- 7:21Speaker 3: Well, if you're about to do that pretty that quick,
- 7:23Speaker 3: you might want to Tom Cruise might have a word
- 7:24Speaker 3: with you, because I'm sure he's trying to do his
- 7:26Speaker 3: stunt next. But I was without that have a joke,
- 7:30Speaker 3: But now I have a coment.
- 7:31Speaker 2: I've actually been collaborating with Tom on the Oh congratulations.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Yeah, we're working on a way of bulletproofing and uh,
- 7:40Speaker 4: you know, stabilizing and structurally reinforcing couches so that when
- 7:45Speaker 4: he bounces up and down on them, he can actually m.
- 7:49Speaker 3: So so let me let me see a question. If
- 7:51Speaker 3: you're if you're if you're working allegedly, of course with
- 7:54Speaker 3: the one allegedly Tom Cruise, let me see a question.
- 7:56Speaker 3: In the amount of time that you have been working
- 7:59Speaker 3: with them, how many times where you just move a
- 8:00Speaker 3: conversation and then you decide just to dead sprint as
- 8:03Speaker 3: fast as you fucking can down the street.
- 8:06Speaker 2: I mean, it happens quite a lot because I gotta
- 8:08Speaker 2: keep up with them.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Yeah, you must be. You look good already, but you
- 8:13Speaker 3: almost look fantastic now, no, oh, that's why you're looking
- 8:20Speaker 3: so that you can slide on the ground and keep
- 8:22Speaker 3: up with them. You put so much, we put so
- 8:23Speaker 3: much oil on. You're literally about the person to orbit.
- 8:26Speaker 2: We got to become frictionless, frictionless.
- 8:30Speaker 3: So did you shave all the hair?
- 8:33Speaker 4: No, the hair actually keeps the oil in place.
- 8:38Speaker 2: You know, it's just a trade secret. It's just a
- 8:41Speaker 2: trade secret.
- 8:42Speaker 3: You just put on a podcast that goes out to
- 8:44Speaker 3: the entire world. Now, if the entire world would listen,
- 8:46Speaker 3: that's one that's a different story. But it does. Text
- 8:48Speaker 3: about the entire.
- 8:49Speaker 4: World actually goes the people of Brazil. Next the Summer Olympics,
- 8:58Speaker 4: the Summer Olympics.
- 8:58Speaker 3: They're gonna yes to everyone, to everyone in Italy listening.
- 9:03Speaker 3: I hope you enjoy this, uh, this break from your
- 9:05Speaker 3: crazy athletics to enjoy, you know, discussing if anything, if anything,
- 9:09Speaker 3: the people doing the what's it called, like the bob
- 9:11Speaker 3: sleds and ship like, yeah, that's what they should do
- 9:13Speaker 3: in orchard and get down the ski slopes faster, or the.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Ice silk slick up the toboggan, slick up the old toboggan.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Slick up the old toboggan.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Now, if you're curling speak, I would not do what
- 9:23Speaker 3: you're doing because while you need the curling rock to stop.
- 9:27Speaker 4: Yes, you actually need it to stop. Curling is actually
- 9:29Speaker 4: super impressive, I think, Yes. Why do I have weird
- 9:33Speaker 4: false memories of.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Us talking about curling on this podcast before?
- 9:36Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we have two hundred episodes later, It's.
- 9:40Speaker 4: The Winter Olympics are going on, and curling is still
- 9:44Speaker 4: some of the most intense shit ever because it's essentially
- 9:48Speaker 4: I mean, what there's a sport that's really akin to it?
- 9:51Speaker 2: Not ski ball? What is the other thing though, not
- 9:54Speaker 2: the other ship that old old folks play on cruises?
- 9:57Speaker 3: Ball?
- 9:59Speaker 2: Is it bochy?
- 10:00Speaker 4: I thought there was another one with like a stick anyway,
- 10:02Speaker 4: but yeah, boat not curly.
- 10:04Speaker 3: I mean, it's what we're talking about, not polo.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Not polo. I think it is bachie ball, but I
- 10:10Speaker 2: thought there was.
- 10:12Speaker 3: Do you just think I think.
- 10:15Speaker 2: You roll it and it's essentially curling, but with a
- 10:17Speaker 2: weighted little ball. Anyway, It's impressive. It's impressive.
- 10:23Speaker 3: Scanteen, episode three thousand, when we're in the retirement home together, remember.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Who did trick?
- 10:31Speaker 3: They can't make oatmeal because you keep using all the oil.
- 10:33Speaker 3: What does oil to do with oatmeal?
- 10:35Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 10:37Speaker 2: It helps it go through the good helps it slide
- 10:40Speaker 2: on through.
- 10:43Speaker 4: Speaking of Winter Olympics, I was watching snowboarding big Air
- 10:46Speaker 4: with a buddy of mine and uh, let me just say,
- 10:52Speaker 4: I don't I think it would take a grand total
- 10:54Speaker 4: of like eight milliseconds for me to get off the
- 10:56Speaker 4: ende of that ramp and just completely freak the fuck out.
- 10:59Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Uh, but it's super dope
- 11:02Speaker 2: these days because they get.
- 11:03Speaker 4: The drone shots and everything to see people flipping around
- 11:07Speaker 4: and ship.
- 11:08Speaker 2: But also like to be a snowboarder, you.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Gotta give less than zero fucks about what could fucking happen,
- 11:17Speaker 4: you know. Well what I'm saying to be able to
- 11:19Speaker 4: fling yourself in the air and then be now, I
- 11:21Speaker 4: gotta do a cool trick and not scream.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Internally until you hit the ground. It's a different kind
- 11:27Speaker 2: of caliber.
- 11:28Speaker 3: Well, actually it's funny. Uh My wife Caitlin, her cousin Cooper,
- 11:32Speaker 3: he's actually I mean I think I think, yeah, I
- 11:35Speaker 3: would say he's a pro snowboarder and like I just
- 11:37Speaker 3: see like some of the ship that he does. Yeah,
- 11:39Speaker 3: he's done, Like he's done, like terms of red bull
- 11:41Speaker 3: and shit, he's done. He's also done a few documentaries
- 11:43Speaker 3: and I just see this and I'm just and like,
- 11:45Speaker 3: here's the thing. Snowboarding has been obviously been around for
- 11:47Speaker 3: a long time, is ever like the first time like
- 11:49Speaker 3: I talked to him and he's like, we're just talking
- 11:50Speaker 3: about it, and I'm like, let me see. Question, how
- 11:52Speaker 3: the fuck have your knees on? I don't know what's
- 11:54Speaker 3: that word? Oh yeah, fucking exploded, especially saying when you're
- 11:59Speaker 3: jumping from those heights, I don't.
- 12:02Speaker 4: Care how smooth you're landing, is like, how do you Yeah,
- 12:05Speaker 4: how does the human body take that impact?
- 12:07Speaker 3: Well, it's like unfortunately, like and my and toast goes
- 12:12Speaker 3: out to her whole second, Lindsay Vaughn like, I think
- 12:16Speaker 3: she's at the looks like like the girl tore acl
- 12:20Speaker 3: was going to try to still compete. I mean, this
- 12:22Speaker 3: is skiing, but you know there's still some sunny aspects
- 12:24Speaker 3: to it. I was gonna try to still ski, but
- 12:26Speaker 3: then she broke her leg trying to get rid of
- 12:29Speaker 3: just like what the like, because I'm sorry it happened.
- 12:32Speaker 3: I'm sorry I tear my a c l and miss
- 12:34Speaker 3: Patrick knows I've done that. I'm going home sitting my
- 12:37Speaker 3: fantas on the couch and eating a crave case.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Try again next four years.
- 12:46Speaker 3: I guess, I guess. I guess they're just built different.
- 12:48Speaker 3: I'm just a little beach so.
- 12:50Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lot of practice, I suppose. But apparently
- 12:53Speaker 2: Japan's snowboarders are killing it this year.
- 12:56Speaker 3: Or so well. Actually, I think I think if I'm
- 12:59Speaker 3: not mistake and going back to curling, I think, actually
- 13:02Speaker 3: the miracle miracle, I'm pretty sure. I think the men
- 13:07Speaker 3: like the team one. I think we won the silver.
- 13:10Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, you know what, why not?
- 13:15Speaker 4: Apparently there's a tradition in curling. I found this out
- 13:17Speaker 4: that the loser buys the winners a bunch of beer.
- 13:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's your tradition.
- 13:23Speaker 3: So I'm down for that.
- 13:25Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 13:25Speaker 4: I mean, curling is one of those sports where you
- 13:27Speaker 4: can just probably do the sport just blasted and be fine.
- 13:32Speaker 3: So Americans are Americans, got Americans got silver, and that
- 13:37Speaker 3: the Swedish got the gold.
- 13:39Speaker 2: That makes sense. I'm pretty sure it was invented in Sweden.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Literally, no joke. All the curling rocks they come from Switzerland.
- 13:47Speaker 2: From Switzerland.
- 13:50Speaker 3: It's it's it's in Europe, all right. It comes from
- 13:53Speaker 3: a mountain in Europe.
- 13:57Speaker 2: Our American is showing.
- 14:00Speaker 3: Showed, showed last weekend. That's for fucking sure.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Anyway, I wish right then, it sounded like you said
- 14:09Speaker 2: that taking at a super Bowl.
- 14:13Speaker 3: I just love that. We don't even get to discuss
- 14:15Speaker 3: that fucking ship show lipsinking and bullshit.
- 14:18Speaker 7: But it's just funny. No, I literally phone, but no,
- 14:22Speaker 7: the funny thing was I literally saw that. I said,
- 14:24Speaker 7: it can't be right. What was a top comment? It
- 14:26Speaker 7: was just a still photo from the South Park episode
- 14:30Speaker 7: of Kanye westcussing a fish.
- 14:35Speaker 2: That was that worse than Kid Rock?
- 14:37Speaker 4: Obviously lip syncing, well he didn't allegedly Okay, well that
- 14:42Speaker 4: the audio kept going when his mouth wasn't near the microphone.
- 14:46Speaker 2: So what do we call that?
- 14:48Speaker 3: H twenty twenty performing art?
- 14:53Speaker 2: The apologists are calling it live stream issues?
- 14:56Speaker 3: Mmm?
- 14:58Speaker 2: Live? Apparently it was fun which.
- 15:01Speaker 3: Live in front of a studio audience.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Okay, seriously, though, we.
- 15:08Speaker 3: All like one kid Rock song we can in that.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Come on, man, I look the one where he says
- 15:14Speaker 2: things that don't make sense. What the bardy Bang Bang
- 15:20Speaker 2: bumped up the book?
- 15:21Speaker 3: You don't like, you don't like, you don't like American badass.
- 15:27Speaker 2: I liked that one, but not because of him. Is
- 15:30Speaker 2: I like it because I'm taking made it.
- 15:32Speaker 4: Pretty cool by going down.
- 15:33Speaker 2: And then he came down in the ring.
- 15:38Speaker 5: Let me tell you, brother, he chokes laying the hell
- 15:41Speaker 5: out of Booker T. I don't know he chokes laying
- 15:48Speaker 5: the heir had a borrowed laser.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Yes he did.
- 15:53Speaker 5: He gave him last ride, the last ride.
- 15:59Speaker 3: All right, wait, let me which is way better? Hold on,
- 16:06Speaker 3: let me tell you something. I want to come back.
- 16:07Speaker 3: All right, listen, all right.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Here, let me tell you something, dude.
- 16:10Speaker 3: You'll hear pun Let's hear your vents when you hear
- 16:12Speaker 3: my taker. I can't do brother, Okay, yeah, you know
- 16:16Speaker 3: what you know. I'll be This will be Hull Cogan
- 16:18Speaker 3: as undertaker. You'll be Vince mcmn pal. Okay, let me
- 16:20Speaker 3: tell you something, dude. I want to come back as
- 16:23Speaker 3: a biker, so just myself. I want to come back
- 16:25Speaker 3: as kid with Kid Rocks music. Dude, hold on, Vince
- 16:29Speaker 3: may tell you what they I'm not gonna do the
- 16:30Speaker 3: top driving more. Dude. I'm gonna do a power bomb, man.
- 16:34Speaker 3: But instead of just a power bomb, I'm gonna give
- 16:36Speaker 3: him a wedgie as I throw them in the hair
- 16:37Speaker 3: and I slim on their back. Dude, Oh that's good ship.
- 16:49Speaker 3: That was Actually, that was a pretty good Vince. Actually,
- 16:52Speaker 3: that was really good.
- 16:54Speaker 2: That's the best, really good. I think that's the only
- 16:57Speaker 2: events I could do, is like going for that.
- 16:59Speaker 4: That's cozy, gravelly. That's the only events I could do.
- 17:04Speaker 4: I can't pull a different Vince out right now, and
- 17:06Speaker 4: I can't.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Think to do it. No, I'm out, I'm out of practice.
- 17:09Speaker 2: I need more tea.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Obviously, obviously his lawyers would have let him do it,
- 17:12Speaker 3: But did you know Joe Rogan gave Hi an open
- 17:16Speaker 3: in coming up on his podcast, Like obviously obviously he
- 17:20Speaker 3: needs to clear some things up, Pal, but just like imagine, like,
- 17:24Speaker 3: what the fuck is MMA? Wait or not? Sorry, we
- 17:29Speaker 3: were talking Joe, What the fuck is d MT?
- 17:36Speaker 2: Exactly?
- 17:37Speaker 3: I watched that.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Imagine the secrets he spills.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Who the fuck is Tony Hans Cliff, he's to your left?
- 17:46Speaker 3: The fucker you? Hey, JB, pull up this, Cliff.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Pal Evance, I'm a huge fan.
- 17:59Speaker 4: What are we talking about? I think we were starting
- 18:01Speaker 4: to talk about the super Bowl? Sorry, oh in the
- 18:07Speaker 4: CANTEENA today, I think we're talking about the Super Bowl,
- 18:11Speaker 4: and Chuck, I'm.
- 18:12Speaker 2: Not even gonna lie. I could not tell you who played.
- 18:16Speaker 3: The game was the game was over in the first well,
- 18:18Speaker 3: I mean it wasn't over. The game was over in
- 18:21Speaker 3: the first quore. So it was the Seattle Sea Hawks
- 18:25Speaker 3: against the glut end Patreat.
- 18:32Speaker 4: I think my joke works better if we had done
- 18:35Speaker 4: the podcast before.
- 18:40Speaker 2: He came back and edited the score or something.
- 18:43Speaker 3: The fine score was Petro Pascal.
- 18:47Speaker 2: And has this ever happened to you? Wow? Look at
- 18:52Speaker 2: that shine on that floor tile. This foam works like magic.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Sorry, no your fight.
- 19:00Speaker 4: No, I don't know why my a the pull for
- 19:03Speaker 4: the AI voice was like some kind of grout cleaning solution.
- 19:06Speaker 2: I don't know why. Maybe I just I am self
- 19:11Speaker 2: conscious about the clean No.
- 19:13Speaker 3: I literally saw I saw a video from a platform
- 19:18Speaker 3: that doesn't pay me where it's like twenty second videos
- 19:20Speaker 3: where it literally was like super Bowl, super Bowls in
- 19:23Speaker 3: there from a lot before five years ago. You know,
- 19:26Speaker 3: Dorito's Budweiser, Mountain Dew, cars, drinks funny and now it's
- 19:32Speaker 3: AI AI gambling gambling. Are your parents gonna kill you? Jesus?
- 19:38Speaker 3: And it's like it's pretty spot on kill you?
- 19:43Speaker 2: Is that the plot of Scream seven?
- 19:45Speaker 3: No, that's the plot of Toy Story five anyway, allegedly kidding.
- 19:49Speaker 4: Somebody pointed out the hypocrisy of like Trump's tweet about well,
- 19:53Speaker 4: it's not a tweet, it's truth social anyway, but about
- 19:57Speaker 4: how he was criticizing how the Dan sing was like,
- 20:02Speaker 4: you know, not safe for your children to be watching
- 20:04Speaker 4: and bad bunnies, you know, time show. But then literally
- 20:07Speaker 4: the first commercial is Scream seven people getting violently stabbed
- 20:11Speaker 4: to death, and that's like.
- 20:12Speaker 2: One of the first commercials. It's like, huh, did we
- 20:14Speaker 2: really care? Is that? Is that really what we care about?
- 20:17Speaker 2: Or is that just something? No, you're saying I brown people.
- 20:20Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, here's the only thing. Because again
- 20:23Speaker 3: I don't do politics in the show. I'm gonna say this.
- 20:25Speaker 3: If you didn't watch a halftime show, that's your choice.
- 20:28Speaker 3: That's fine. But two things. One, he's American, so shut
- 20:31Speaker 3: the fuck up. Secondly, secondly, how many other Super Bowl
- 20:37Speaker 3: halftime shows have had I don't know foreigners provoca I mean,
- 20:42Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, hell, I kept saying Shania Twain,
- 20:44Speaker 3: which is not true, as Shakira, I don't know Shakira
- 20:47Speaker 3: and j Lo. I mean there you got that one.
- 20:49Speaker 3: You got Janet Jackson, Janet got the Janet Jackson. Okay,
- 20:55Speaker 3: take out the slip? Still provocative, am iron?
- 21:02Speaker 2: Like?
- 21:03Speaker 3: Okay?
- 21:03Speaker 4: On weekend?
- 21:04Speaker 3: Have you ever actually listened to a weekend song? And
- 21:09Speaker 3: by the way, hold on, let me say it's really slowly.
- 21:11Speaker 3: That was done in English, so you can understand all
- 21:16Speaker 3: of dumb words and if you listen, it's a lot
- 21:20Speaker 3: about having fun in dumb bedrooms.
- 21:24Speaker 4: Yeah, allegedly and literally, like the whole aspect of like, oh,
- 21:28Speaker 4: speak English.
- 21:30Speaker 2: It's not even English. No one understands that.
- 21:32Speaker 4: Hey, you know, Donald, there's this thing you know that
- 21:36Speaker 4: happened when you got voted into your presidency as a Republican.
- 21:42Speaker 4: You had the highest percentage of Spanish speaking voters out
- 21:47Speaker 4: of any Republican that's been voted in the office.
- 21:51Speaker 2: So did you think about that?
- 21:53Speaker 4: You know, the Spanish speaking people that claim to exist disconnect.
- 21:58Speaker 3: Just not saying you're discnne but just like it's just
- 22:00Speaker 3: like peep again, here's the problem peep rightfley as not
- 22:05Speaker 3: even just Americans, I think ever have the right to
- 22:07Speaker 3: say what the fuck they want. The problem is two things. One,
- 22:10Speaker 3: everyone has resources not to say whatever the fuck they want.
- 22:12Speaker 3: Everyone can see it. The second thing, there's a lot
- 22:15Speaker 3: of people that have access to say wherever the fuck
- 22:18Speaker 3: they on, and they shouldn't like, Okay, let me see okay,
- 22:24Speaker 3: let me let me ask you this, good sir, oj Patron,
- 22:27Speaker 3: you know I don't do politics in the show. You Actually,
- 22:30Speaker 3: here's the funny thing. You and I'm not saying, we're
- 22:32Speaker 3: like we I know you and I for a fact,
- 22:33Speaker 3: have differences on certain things, but you and I have
- 22:35Speaker 3: never really discussed politics, really we haven't. But would would
- 22:40Speaker 3: watch a Super Bowl halftime show where you don't understand
- 22:43Speaker 3: a fucking word if you don't know any Spanish that
- 22:45Speaker 3: the guy says, or one word the guy goes, I
- 22:47Speaker 3: want to kiss my fish allegedly.
- 22:51Speaker 4: I would watch the Bad Bunny halftime show over and over.
- 22:57Speaker 3: You got Bad Bunny, you got Patre Pascal, I got
- 23:00Speaker 3: Jessica Aliba, you got Ricky Martin, you got Lady Gaga, Like,
- 23:03Speaker 3: what the fuck map would you not want on?
- 23:05Speaker 2: Ironically?
- 23:06Speaker 4: Like, I listened to a lot of music where I
- 23:08Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck they're saying. Right, my wife,
- 23:12Speaker 4: you know, has introduced me to some music I've listened to,
- 23:15Speaker 4: you know, Bad Bunny in the past, other uh Spanish
- 23:19Speaker 4: you know speaking artists, and like.
- 23:21Speaker 2: It's about the fucking vibes bro right, Like if you
- 23:25Speaker 2: don't start moving your body when you hear like a like, yeah,
- 23:31Speaker 2: you're dead.
- 23:31Speaker 3: You're soldmark infringement copyright Bad Bunny.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he knows all there.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Here's the one. Okay, you and I born and raised
- 23:41Speaker 3: in the will say, Chicago area. You don't see it
- 23:43Speaker 3: from Chicago unless we're like in like a different place
- 23:46Speaker 3: in there inside the country because people are not gonna
- 23:48Speaker 3: go we are from Mick Henry or rich Men.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Uh.
- 23:53Speaker 3: But like, but you know, to this day, the song's
- 23:56Speaker 3: been out now for over twenty five years. Does anyone
- 23:58Speaker 3: really know what the David said when he went, No,
- 24:02Speaker 3: No one knows what the fuck he said.
- 24:04Speaker 2: I don't think he said anything, just sounds.
- 24:07Speaker 4: And the fact that we can listen to that and
- 24:09Speaker 4: like corn like and just be entertained by that is
- 24:14Speaker 4: this kind of tells a lot about how our brain's developed.
- 24:17Speaker 2: But anyway, like this whole idea of like.
- 24:21Speaker 4: Every performance of the super Bowl needs to be the
- 24:24Speaker 4: most American thing ever.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Now the NFL is a corporation.
- 24:28Speaker 4: They're gonna do what makes money, is one of about it.
- 24:33Speaker 3: He came out with all these all these like all
- 24:35Speaker 3: these different cultures that are in America or in North America,
- 24:39Speaker 3: South America, and like, oh god, people just want to
- 24:41Speaker 3: bitch the bitch. That's all I'm gonna say about right now.
- 24:44Speaker 2: But but literally, it's like he's one.
- 24:46Speaker 4: Of the most successful artists of the years, So why
- 24:51Speaker 4: wouldn't the NFL want to you know, especially like NFL
- 24:56Speaker 4: NFL they're not just trying to be an American football company,
- 25:01Speaker 4: They're trying to be a global They have a global reach,
- 25:05Speaker 4: you know, And.
- 25:06Speaker 2: So shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
- 25:10Speaker 4: The president doesn't own the NFL, Like what are we
- 25:12Speaker 4: talking about? What are you actually talking about? Shut them out?
- 25:16Speaker 3: Did you watch any of the commercials?
- 25:19Speaker 2: Uh? I watched the Pokemon one.
- 25:24Speaker 8: Oh god, Lady Gaga is like my favorite J pop
- 25:29Speaker 8: and fucking.
- 25:31Speaker 3: A Nikki bella Jesus Christ.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I don't know her voice is her shield or her
- 25:37Speaker 2: weapon or whatever.
- 25:39Speaker 4: And then Trevor was like anybody an anytime you meet
- 25:44Speaker 4: in the Pokemon you me and.
- 25:45Speaker 2: It was just all bullshit. But like, yeah, I've seen
- 25:48Speaker 2: that one, because I was like, tell us about.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Anyway, I will say this year, the commercials were not
- 25:57Speaker 3: that bad, Oliver, Okay, okay, have you seen the Mandalorian one?
- 26:06Speaker 2: No? Okay, I assume I've seen none of them.
- 26:10Speaker 3: I'm gonna spoil it for you. That's okay.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna spoil the Cuperl commercial.
- 26:15Speaker 3: How dare you? No? So it's a it is a
- 26:19Speaker 3: It was a it was a commercial. Or let me
- 26:21Speaker 3: let me really retract. It wasn't a trailer. It was
- 26:23Speaker 3: a commercial hint, hint for the Mandalorian and Grogu trailer.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Okay, the commercial for the trailer, got it?
- 26:31Speaker 3: No, a commercial just for the movie. What they did
- 26:36Speaker 3: was they did a parody of the cores like commercials
- 26:41Speaker 3: and Budweiser. So what they did was they got Sam
- 26:45Speaker 3: Elliott himself to narrate the commercial. And you see what
- 26:49Speaker 3: looks like horses and a horse carriage going through a snowstorm.
- 26:54Speaker 3: It is not. It is not horses going through a snowstorm.
- 26:59Speaker 3: It a bunch of Tontans going through a snowstorm with
- 27:04Speaker 3: Mando and Grow writing it's now it's it's pretty funny.
- 27:10Speaker 3: But the internet is very dividing because people are like,
- 27:13Speaker 3: why did you release a trailer? Because here's the thing.
- 27:15Speaker 3: As much as I'm a huge Star Wars fan and
- 27:17Speaker 3: I talked about this last week a little bit with
- 27:19Speaker 3: clickt Collect, there is not a lot of I'm not
- 27:21Speaker 3: gonna say excitement, a lot of essentially like ooh for
- 27:27Speaker 3: like people like this desire for people to go see
- 27:29Speaker 3: the movie, because again, it's a movie based on three
- 27:32Speaker 3: seasons of a TV show, so right there, it's already
- 27:34Speaker 3: a heart cell, even though like by numbers wise, the
- 27:37Speaker 3: Mandalorian seasons have done very well, but Mandalorian three left
- 27:41Speaker 3: a taste not great in a lot of people's mouths.
- 27:43Speaker 3: I didn't mind it, I will say, I do think
- 27:45Speaker 3: it was the week or the three. That's my opinion.
- 27:48Speaker 3: But yeah, and it's very divided because people are like,
- 27:50Speaker 3: you spent ten million dollars for this, now I think
- 27:53Speaker 3: it's hilarious. But even like Caitlin thought it was hilarious.
- 27:58Speaker 3: But then the longer I sat there, like, Okay, are
- 28:02Speaker 3: you gonna show a trailer now? Because what I think
- 28:04Speaker 3: they should have done personally was you show the trailer
- 28:06Speaker 3: of the movie and then later you do that exact
- 28:10Speaker 3: commercial and people go, oh, it's a course like commercial,
- 28:12Speaker 3: and he goes, oh, no, it's a ah you got me.
- 28:14Speaker 3: Fuckers like oh reminder goes see the new trailer you
- 28:16Speaker 3: just watch now, or some bullshit, you know what I mean.
- 28:18Speaker 3: But no instaid it was that the internet's very very divide.
- 28:21Speaker 3: A lot of people are saying it was a bad idea,
- 28:23Speaker 3: so bad so much so that someone from I believe
- 28:26Speaker 3: Lucas or Disney I believe Lucas actually to come out
- 28:29Speaker 3: and make a statement about why they did it, because
- 28:32Speaker 3: that's how negative the reaction was. And it's like they
- 28:35Speaker 3: just can't catch a break. They just have new leadership
- 28:37Speaker 3: change and they can't catch a fucking break. Man, What
- 28:39Speaker 3: the fuck? I just want good Star Wars damn it.
- 28:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:43Speaker 4: That the fact, like talking about the cost of the spots, Yeah,
- 28:48Speaker 4: I saw just a calculation, like a rough calculation.
- 28:52Speaker 2: The Pokemon company paid for that one minute long.
- 28:55Speaker 3: Spot, right, the cost of that one spot.
- 29:00Speaker 4: They have the money, But the fact is that that
- 29:03Speaker 4: one commercial spot costs more than the entire.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Budget of the last game that came.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Out, which is and that's a whole you know, nerdy
- 29:15Speaker 4: conversation about how much money they actually put in the games, because.
- 29:19Speaker 2: We're going to talk about something else pretty similar.
- 29:21Speaker 3: But anyway, anyway, well, it's like it's eight to sorry,
- 29:27Speaker 3: I think it's eight. Yeah, eight million dollars for thirty seconds.
- 29:29Speaker 3: I think it was last year. I don't know about
- 29:30Speaker 3: this year.
- 29:31Speaker 4: Yeah, it's well, I mean, based off last year, sixteen
- 29:34Speaker 4: million dollars for a minute long spot. The last game
- 29:38Speaker 4: that came out was like their budget was.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Thirteen million Jesus Christ, which is, you know, dropping the
- 29:46Speaker 2: bucket for how much money that company makes.
- 29:48Speaker 3: But this year it was it looks at USA today
- 29:55Speaker 3: said a thirty second commercial during Super Bowl sixty you
- 29:58Speaker 3: cost about eight million dollars. However, some companies paid ten million,
- 30:04Speaker 3: probably because they got a couple extra seconds Jesus. But
- 30:08Speaker 3: as you said, Pokemon, if Pokemon did a minute, which
- 30:10Speaker 3: that was a minute, that's sixth at minimum minimum sixty million, yeah,
- 30:16Speaker 3: which is three million dollars more than the budget for
- 30:17Speaker 3: the last game, which which from what I've never did
- 30:20Speaker 3: not review.
- 30:20Speaker 4: Well, uh yeah, I mean their last few games have
- 30:25Speaker 4: just kind of been.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Because it's because they want you to allegedly, they want
- 30:28Speaker 3: you to go on the phone man just go on.
- 30:30Speaker 4: Pokemon and it's another one of those companies where they
- 30:32Speaker 4: have this cycle that they have to ad here too,
- 30:34Speaker 4: and it's like, Okay, let's start two years ahead, but
- 30:38Speaker 4: it's got to be out by this time. It's got
- 30:39Speaker 4: to be out by holidays, it's got to be out
- 30:41Speaker 4: by the release of the console.
- 30:42Speaker 2: It's got to be you gotta you gotta get the
- 30:44Speaker 2: people what they want. And then the people are like, okay, well,
- 30:47Speaker 2: final buy it. But it's kind of not bad.
- 30:49Speaker 3: But it's okay, you see, and we I mean, fuck
- 30:52Speaker 3: it was getting to it.
- 30:52Speaker 2: Now.
- 30:52Speaker 3: That's the problem with gaming, and like, that's why there's
- 30:54Speaker 3: so many issues with gaming right now, is that it's
- 30:58Speaker 3: no longer you get it's no longer you buy a game.
- 31:00Speaker 3: I mean. And here's the thing, I for one, understand
- 31:04Speaker 3: why they don't make physical copies anymore. It is cheaper
- 31:07Speaker 3: for them just to do the download thing. I one
- 31:09Speaker 3: hundred percent get that. I one hundred percent agree with it.
- 31:12Speaker 3: I would I would like to have physical copies of
- 31:14Speaker 3: some of my games because then techically you own it
- 31:17Speaker 3: right now this well well technically no, no, it's I
- 31:20Speaker 3: bought it with the intent to keep it. Ass fuck
- 31:27Speaker 3: you asshole. All right, we did get one and there. Sorry,
- 31:32Speaker 3: but the issue is now these games they come out
- 31:34Speaker 3: and they're like what most of them, it's a fact
- 31:37Speaker 3: or like seventy Like okay, I'm sorry, Oh my god,
- 31:41Speaker 3: I just bought this brand new game. I've been waiting
- 31:44Speaker 3: for this for months. It finally came out. I got
- 31:46Speaker 3: the pre order, I got the seven day early release bullshit,
- 31:49Speaker 3: I got all of it with it. Yeah, let's fucking go, pressley.
- 31:52Speaker 3: I downloaded it last night due to the uh new
- 31:56Speaker 3: like essentially get the download the game that before, you
- 31:57Speaker 3: just can't play until the actual time release time. Great
- 32:00Speaker 3: soon as I pressed play, ready to go all the
- 32:02Speaker 3: way no false day one patch like.
- 32:07Speaker 4: Me like, and it's the size of the actual game,
- 32:12Speaker 4: and oh shit, you got to delete a bunch of
- 32:13Speaker 4: other shit on your hard drive and it's the buggy
- 32:17Speaker 4: but you know you and.
- 32:18Speaker 3: Your WiFi is slow because now it's using all of
- 32:20Speaker 3: your Wi Fi bandwidth.
- 32:23Speaker 4: And you know what I hate is when they like
- 32:24Speaker 4: you download a certain portion of the game and then
- 32:26Speaker 4: you can play. It's like two characters just do a
- 32:30Speaker 4: little mash.
- 32:31Speaker 2: You can't do anything else.
- 32:32Speaker 3: It's like, I will say the game that did it right.
- 32:35Speaker 3: Actually the not the not the like the PlayStation Battlefronts,
- 32:39Speaker 3: but like the EA Battlefronts. The first game it was funny,
- 32:42Speaker 3: so like you would download I believe it was like
- 32:43Speaker 3: you would first download like five gigs of the game,
- 32:46Speaker 3: and of course this is also like on a this version,
- 32:48Speaker 3: but after five gigs you can go into it and
- 32:51Speaker 3: it was just okay, well, the rest of the game downloads.
- 32:53Speaker 3: You just get to play as Darth Vader and just
- 32:55Speaker 3: go kill people.
- 32:56Speaker 2: I'm like, fu, yeah, that's legit. That's all I want
- 33:01Speaker 2: from that game.
- 33:02Speaker 3: No, literally, but the nice about it literally says if
- 33:05Speaker 3: you do this, your download time will be a little slower,
- 33:08Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't fucking care.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Ha ha, so true.
- 33:16Speaker 3: Myself.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Fuck but yeah, No, you're talking about like the live
- 33:22Speaker 2: service model of gaming. Well yeah, because it just.
- 33:27Speaker 3: Go make it. I think it's just like, look, I
- 33:30Speaker 3: get it. In today's world, all you gotta do, or
- 33:34Speaker 3: you're supposed to do, is make money. You need to
- 33:37Speaker 3: make money so that the people who are paying you
- 33:40Speaker 3: to make money can pay the people that they're making
- 33:42Speaker 3: to make money. And the just goes down the circle
- 33:44Speaker 3: to where he just goes back to you know, the
- 33:46Speaker 3: fucking lizard that does the lizard, but I don't fucking know.
- 33:49Speaker 4: Well, it's so it's so true though, but like we forget,
- 33:52Speaker 4: like the original live service games weren't live service to
- 33:56Speaker 4: make money.
- 33:57Speaker 2: You know, there's these.
- 33:58Speaker 4: Small indie games that didn't you know, small teams and
- 34:01Speaker 4: didn't think they were going to be super successful, and
- 34:03Speaker 4: then their games blew up and then they could afford
- 34:05Speaker 4: to make more content. Right now, it's like bigger companies
- 34:09Speaker 4: can afford to make less and then pay have you
- 34:12Speaker 4: pay them to release the content that they've already made,
- 34:17Speaker 4: right which is crazy.
- 34:19Speaker 3: And that's why they gain. The long story short, like
- 34:22Speaker 3: the big studios, the Triple A games, the companies that
- 34:25Speaker 3: have billions of billions of dollars. It's as you said,
- 34:28Speaker 3: they make these games, all right, they sorry to cough,
- 34:33Speaker 3: they make these games, and like they're essentially the other
- 34:36Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say, I don't want to say half
- 34:38Speaker 3: as because like none of the people are working on
- 34:39Speaker 3: these again, they're just doing their job. That's all they're doing.
- 34:42Speaker 3: They're doing their job. They're doing they want to make games,
- 34:44Speaker 3: but they're be you know, there's all these certain things
- 34:45Speaker 3: they the father bosses orders on that shit. But like
- 34:48Speaker 3: they're making these games and they're coming out escentually, like
- 34:49Speaker 3: yees seventy five percent because like I mean, per again,
- 34:54Speaker 3: perfect example. Okay, we want to talk about the whole
- 34:56Speaker 3: like life service shit. Bowfront two it came it's crazy
- 35:01Speaker 3: to say the game came out now a little over
- 35:03Speaker 3: ten years ago, came out and it got fucking and
- 35:06Speaker 3: I talked about this a lot on the podcast prior
- 35:09Speaker 3: it got beat to shit by the audience about this
- 35:13Speaker 3: is pay to win bull crap, because I'm sorry, I
- 35:16Speaker 3: should not go from Bellfront one, where essentially that's what
- 35:20Speaker 3: it was. You essentially got all you got Luke Vader,
- 35:24Speaker 3: you got all of them pretty much right away if
- 35:26Speaker 3: you just you just you just had to play a match.
- 35:28Speaker 3: It was just like any regular live game. Get enough
- 35:31Speaker 3: XP you can play Luke Skywalker, yay. But Bellfront two
- 35:34Speaker 3: you had to, like you had to grind get all
- 35:36Speaker 3: this stuff, and you had to quote unquote buy him
- 35:38Speaker 3: with in game currency. Oh you can just you know,
- 35:43Speaker 3: pay for the Deluxe and pay for this and then
- 35:45Speaker 3: you'll get the currency a lot quicker. And it got
- 35:48Speaker 3: so bad that literally and I don't know now, but
- 35:50Speaker 3: for a long time it was literally like the most
- 35:53Speaker 3: I don't want to say like engaged posts on reading,
- 35:57Speaker 3: but I'm pretty sure it was like the most like
- 35:59Speaker 3: signed post on right, like I had a Guinness for
- 36:02Speaker 3: record everything where people were saying, no, fuck this, this
- 36:04Speaker 3: is bullsh you guys need to fix this. And it
- 36:06Speaker 3: got so bad that their stock took a hit. And
- 36:09Speaker 3: even it's been proven, but I'll say allegedly just be saved.
- 36:12Speaker 3: I won't say because I don't know exactly who did it.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Allegedly the mouse oh came in and said fix this shit,
- 36:18Speaker 3: and guess what happened They did, and now it's in
- 36:20Speaker 3: all I mean, it's not joke, it's an all timer.
- 36:22Speaker 3: There's reasons why that. Literally, when and Or came out
- 36:26Speaker 3: last May, the game hit its all time peak, which
- 36:31Speaker 3: is crazy to say for a game that came out
- 36:33Speaker 3: ten years ago. There are games that came out in
- 36:36Speaker 3: the last year that can't even they can barely get
- 36:39Speaker 3: over you know, two thousand, perfect example. Okay, another game
- 36:43Speaker 3: that came out to massive, massive not acclaim criticism rightfully,
- 36:48Speaker 3: so yeah, infamy, thank you. The Suicide Squad game made
- 36:53Speaker 3: by rock SETI Total Live service game. The game is dead.
- 36:58Speaker 3: They're supposed to have I think it was. It was
- 37:00Speaker 3: supposed to be ever essentially every seasons or something. Yeah,
- 37:02Speaker 3: but yes, they know, but technically you were supposed to
- 37:05Speaker 3: fight twelve more brainiacs. Spoiler Brainiac's the bad guy when
- 37:08Speaker 3: he's in the trailer. But we're supposed to fight Brainiac. We're
- 37:10Speaker 3: supposed to fight a different type of brainiac every essentilly
- 37:12Speaker 3: story season. And they just retcond it and pretty much
- 37:16Speaker 3: said the Suicide Squad defeated eight more Barrainiacs and then spoiler,
- 37:21Speaker 3: the Justice League weren't dead at all. They were alive
- 37:23Speaker 3: the whole time, which au coming from a fucking mile away.
- 37:26Speaker 2: But then people like this they needed to set up
- 37:28Speaker 2: for a sequel or something.
- 37:29Speaker 3: Right, But it's like, so let me get this straight.
- 37:31Speaker 3: I was supposed to play this game for three more
- 37:32Speaker 3: years just to learn that the people I thought I killed,
- 37:35Speaker 3: which I know I didn't actually kill, were alive the
- 37:37Speaker 3: whole time. It's just it was it was just ship
- 37:40Speaker 3: like that. And again, rightfully, so here's me And I
- 37:43Speaker 3: got that game for free. I didn't even played it yet,
- 37:46Speaker 3: like the heat was so bad and Amazon.
- 37:50Speaker 4: One day, Yeah, I mean, why would you know that
- 37:53Speaker 4: knowing that the service has ended, right, I mean, I
- 37:56Speaker 4: don't know if the servers are down or whatever, but
- 37:58Speaker 4: like I think they're still yeah, But I mean that's
- 38:02Speaker 4: the problem with these life service games. Like some some
- 38:05Speaker 4: games from our childhood are still evergreen and people are
- 38:08Speaker 4: like still playing them and adding all these patches and like, yeah,
- 38:12Speaker 4: we talked about deaf Jam.
- 38:13Speaker 2: The other day.
- 38:14Speaker 4: People are still modding deaf Jam to have current people
- 38:17Speaker 4: in it PlayStation two, PlayStation two, and like adding these
- 38:22Speaker 4: patches to make the graphics better. And like that's the
- 38:24Speaker 4: kind of shit that you can't just get over because
- 38:27Speaker 4: the game itself is so solid, right, and memorable, memorable
- 38:30Speaker 4: that people like and a complete package that people.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Just want to keep going at it.
- 38:35Speaker 4: But like a lot of these more modern games that
- 38:38Speaker 4: just come and go in the wind, Like you think
- 38:40Speaker 4: about how much money gets poured into them, you know,
- 38:42Speaker 4: even if they like look phenomenal and like all the
- 38:45Speaker 4: work that goes into making them look like that and
- 38:47Speaker 4: play like that, and you know, at the end of
- 38:49Speaker 4: the day, it's like it leaves such a poor taste
- 38:51Speaker 4: in people's mouth that they just want to put it down.
- 38:54Speaker 3: Well, and it's like, Okay. Another example is like you
- 38:56Speaker 3: don't need to do it just a giant live service.
- 38:58Speaker 3: Look at God of War. Yeah, sure, you already had.
- 39:01Speaker 3: You already had an established audience going into the essentially
- 39:04Speaker 3: the quote unquote reboot with the new games they've coming out,
- 39:08Speaker 3: but guess what, they're only single player, there's no live service.
- 39:11Speaker 3: It's you buy the game, that's it. And guess what,
- 39:13Speaker 3: they sold millions of copies, so much so that Amazon
- 39:16Speaker 3: is like, we're gonna make a show out of this
- 39:20Speaker 3: because it's that popular and it's that good.
- 39:23Speaker 4: And it's and it's it's not it's the gameplay is phenomenal,
- 39:27Speaker 4: it's it feels good to play. But it's also like
- 39:30Speaker 4: the amount of effort that goes into like writing something
- 39:33Speaker 4: like that and developing a story like that doesn't.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Just fucking happen because there's money evolved.
- 39:39Speaker 4: That like, it's people pouring into it and finding finding
- 39:44Speaker 4: a narrative that can like you know, carry this game
- 39:47Speaker 4: and like connect the dots, so to speak, and keep
- 39:49Speaker 4: people engaged and like actually mean something. And then you
- 39:53Speaker 4: have like the amount of work that goes into find
- 39:56Speaker 4: actors and mocap everything and make it feel like you're
- 39:59Speaker 4: not just playing a game, you're like playing a movie.
- 40:03Speaker 4: Like that is the kind of experience that like really
- 40:05Speaker 4: gets me going. That's why like games like God of War,
- 40:08Speaker 4: God of War, Ragnarok, those are some of the only
- 40:10Speaker 4: games that I finished because I'm like, I have to
- 40:12Speaker 4: know what happens.
- 40:13Speaker 2: And then also the game fucking is awesome.
- 40:15Speaker 3: Not Here's like not only that you finish, but that
- 40:20Speaker 3: you go back to play. I cannot tell you how
- 40:22Speaker 3: many times I've played through all the Arkham Batman games.
- 40:26Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Like Sushi, I'm literally playing it right now again that the.
- 40:31Speaker 2: Third time, yeah, literally, And.
- 40:34Speaker 3: And there isn't online by the way, there there is
- 40:36Speaker 3: an online con like uh concept with that game. But
- 40:39Speaker 3: like even but they even they knew we are not
- 40:41Speaker 3: going to make a lot of money off this. If
- 40:43Speaker 3: people want to play it, great, it's another it's another
- 40:45Speaker 3: revenue stream for us, but we know it's not going
- 40:47Speaker 3: to be to be the bread and butter. That's why
- 40:49Speaker 3: for example, a game like Call of Duty, this lash
- 40:51Speaker 3: the last couple of years, it hasn't done well. And
- 40:53Speaker 3: then for example the game company everyone ships on EA,
- 40:58Speaker 3: what do they do with Battlefield. They took a step back,
- 41:02Speaker 3: went back to the old school ways of what made
- 41:04Speaker 3: Battlefield again. I haven't played it. I know people have
- 41:07Speaker 3: played it and you just read it, and by all
- 41:08Speaker 3: accounts it's awesome. Battlefield's back, you know. It's like no
- 41:12Speaker 3: one's given ea shit because it's like they did essentially,
- 41:16Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say the bare but they did the
- 41:17Speaker 3: basic shit. They just updated the graphics with all people want.
- 41:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean there's such a disparity between like these
- 41:25Speaker 4: life service kind of slop sort of things where it's like,
- 41:28Speaker 4: clearly have just a money, yeah, not laundering, that's the wrong.
- 41:35Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.
- 41:36Speaker 4: But like a you know, a sort of a a
- 41:39Speaker 4: greed is a nate, you know, and you have to
- 41:41Speaker 4: like pay so much more past the initial purchase to
- 41:45Speaker 4: get like the full experience. And then you have games
- 41:48Speaker 4: that win Game of the Year, like completely original, one
- 41:52Speaker 4: of one of a kind experiences like this Expedition thirty
- 41:56Speaker 4: three game, which I'm like dying to get my hands
- 41:59Speaker 4: one that is just a completely unique thing and there's
- 42:04Speaker 4: no there's no pay to win, there's no fucking chess.
- 42:10Speaker 2: It's just a.
- 42:11Speaker 4: Classic RPG with this completely unique flavor, like like, like
- 42:17Speaker 4: I said, it's got so much French ship about it,
- 42:20Speaker 4: and it's like, who would think that on paper a
- 42:24Speaker 4: Japanese RPG style French esque, weird enemy type fucking thing
- 42:32Speaker 4: could win Game.
- 42:33Speaker 2: Of the Year and all the other words and all
- 42:36Speaker 2: of this other ship.
- 42:37Speaker 3: And it's like, yeah, but not just not just that
- 42:40Speaker 3: GID you got that, you got expectally the ELI, you
- 42:42Speaker 3: got Balder's Gate, like all these okay, all these games
- 42:47Speaker 3: that are not going into in there making millions of
- 42:51Speaker 3: dollars off of a fucking skin for a sword or
- 42:53Speaker 3: a gun and there win And here's because here's the thing.
- 42:56Speaker 3: People go, well, yeah, but here's the thing I can
- 42:58Speaker 3: we can make Okay, I can't. I can't remember. I
- 43:02Speaker 3: think I watched this channel. I think his name's Luke Stevens.
- 43:05Speaker 3: He's like a gaming channel. He essentially pretty much say
- 43:07Speaker 3: like he's like, okay, like they this gaming company. He
- 43:09Speaker 3: put it, he said it perfectly. He's like, this gaming
- 43:12Speaker 3: company could make a very awesome game that takes years
- 43:16Speaker 3: and millions and millions of dollars to work, and then
- 43:19Speaker 3: you're essentially taking to gamble because what's gonna happen is
- 43:21Speaker 3: you want to hope that this game gets so much
- 43:23Speaker 3: hype and so much like praise that people come after
- 43:27Speaker 3: since you release it, buy it and all this stuff
- 43:29Speaker 3: that so much so you'll have that good faith now
- 43:31Speaker 3: that when your next game comes out, people is gonna
- 43:34Speaker 3: buy it, or where he say like it sucks, but
- 43:38Speaker 3: it's true. You could be a company that makes almost
- 43:41Speaker 3: a free to play game or a cheap shooter game
- 43:43Speaker 3: where you can make it essentially be forty to fifty
- 43:46Speaker 3: dollars to buy a fucking blue not even a gun,
- 43:49Speaker 3: just blue skin for your gun to be blue, and
- 43:52Speaker 3: you can make forty million dollars on that and that
- 43:54Speaker 3: might cost you ten grand to make, which I get it.
- 43:57Speaker 3: And that's why I'm happy. I'm not happy we're gaming
- 44:00Speaker 3: is going or currently at but it's like essentially it's
- 44:03Speaker 3: like this and I'm trying to get to my point
- 44:04Speaker 3: rambling on classic ADHD bull crap, but like it's literally
- 44:08Speaker 3: to that point where it's like the gamers are find
- 44:10Speaker 3: like enough is enough and thank god it's no longer
- 44:12Speaker 3: no longer you don't buy shit day one. You wait,
- 44:16Speaker 3: I don't care what that pre order is. I don't
- 44:18Speaker 3: need it. Oh I don't. I don't get the Joe
- 44:21Speaker 3: Hendry skin. I'm gonna get it. I'll get it eventually.
- 44:24Speaker 3: I'll buy for three dollars when it's on sale. We'll
- 44:27Speaker 3: get to that joke in a second. Here I said
- 44:29Speaker 3: his name is he here? No? But like hello, who's
- 44:37Speaker 3: in my house? But the point I'm trying to make
- 44:40Speaker 3: it is like, again, you don't need to do this
- 44:44Speaker 3: live service crap to make a lot of money, because, okay,
- 44:48Speaker 3: perfect example, GTA six, it is a joke that has
- 44:52Speaker 3: been beaten to death.
- 44:53Speaker 9: Oh see them.
- 44:54Speaker 3: Punk came back before GTA six. Oh this happened before
- 44:58Speaker 3: GTA six. Like okay, And here's the thing. GT five
- 45:02Speaker 3: it wasn't live service at first, but it made so
- 45:04Speaker 3: and again that's why that's why they took so long,
- 45:07Speaker 3: because of how much money they're making off of their
- 45:08Speaker 3: live service stuff. But here's the thing. It wasn't like
- 45:11Speaker 3: that right away. It slowly gravitated into that, and by
- 45:16Speaker 3: all accounts, with GTA six coming out, it's gonna be
- 45:18Speaker 3: the same thing because they know essentially at first, less
- 45:22Speaker 3: means more. If your game is good, people are gonna
- 45:25Speaker 3: buy it. So everyone's gonna buy GTA six it's gonna
- 45:27Speaker 3: come out make a gazillion dollars day one. There are
- 45:30Speaker 3: that Lucian's guy, he said, And there's actually been actual
- 45:33Speaker 3: studies on this. There are reported or like not reported predicted.
- 45:38Speaker 3: They're saying that like the dip in production in the
- 45:41Speaker 3: United States and the world alone, that week is going
- 45:45Speaker 3: to be astronomical because people are going to take off work.
- 45:49Speaker 3: People are going to not go into work. People are
- 45:52Speaker 3: not going to do things they normally do. They're not
- 45:53Speaker 3: going to go to school, They're not going to do shit.
- 45:56Speaker 3: They're gonna be staying on their couch, and Whi Fi
- 45:58Speaker 3: providers are going to have a bitch of a week
- 46:03Speaker 3: because it's all downloaded. Now you can't just put the
- 46:05Speaker 3: disc in anymore and play your game. But the but
- 46:09Speaker 3: they know less is more because for like what well,
- 46:11Speaker 3: I don't from all accounts won't be an online right away.
- 46:14Speaker 3: But what's gonna happen is a year after after the
- 46:16Speaker 3: game comes out, online will come out on consoles, then
- 46:18Speaker 3: they'll put on the PC. Then everyone starts playing the
- 46:21Speaker 3: online games, and then what happens the casino, just like
- 46:24Speaker 3: in GTA five, comes back, Oh hey, your shark cards
- 46:27Speaker 3: a little short you want to go play the casino,
- 46:29Speaker 3: or hey, you want to go buy that Lamborghini for
- 46:31Speaker 3: your for your house that you got in GTA six.
- 46:33Speaker 3: All right, you can give us one hundred dollars and
- 46:35Speaker 3: we'll give you one hundred and twenty short cards, shark
- 46:37Speaker 3: dollars some bullshit, which that's just the way gate. But again,
- 46:41Speaker 3: but they do it. They do it the right way,
- 46:43Speaker 3: which it sucks because it took for her to get
- 46:45Speaker 3: the next game, but they do it the right way
- 46:47Speaker 3: because they don't just throw it, because then they're like, Okay,
- 46:49Speaker 3: we're gona put everything out right now. You want this?
- 46:51Speaker 3: Fuck you give me money and no, GT is like,
- 46:54Speaker 3: I mean from the last game. I'm going off the
- 46:55Speaker 3: last game that what dore in GTA six because I
- 46:57Speaker 3: don't know if they're from what I've rather not going
- 46:59Speaker 3: to do that, but they're gonna be the same. It's
- 47:00Speaker 3: like we're gonna slowly release shit because they know you're
- 47:04Speaker 3: gonna buy our game, because you know our track record
- 47:07Speaker 3: with you is not good. It's phenomenal.
- 47:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Red.
- 47:13Speaker 3: Dead two has been out for almost two or ten years.
- 47:16Speaker 3: I can't tell me times I've gone back to I
- 47:17Speaker 3: haven't been it by any times I go back to
- 47:19Speaker 3: play that shit because it always good.
- 47:23Speaker 4: Yeah, it just feels good, and like it's you know,
- 47:26Speaker 4: it's a different kind of game.
- 47:27Speaker 2: Nobody's else, nobody else is doing cowboy shit.
- 47:30Speaker 4: Like that, but like it's the same kind of it's
- 47:33Speaker 4: the same kind of fucking thing.
- 47:34Speaker 2: I had been.
- 47:35Speaker 4: Playing Dilbow four and I'm super excited for dl BE four,
- 47:39Speaker 4: and i was like, just Lbow three.
- 47:40Speaker 2: I played it a couple different ways, a couple different times,
- 47:42Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, this is fun. And then I
- 47:44Speaker 2: got some friends.
- 47:45Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, but you don't know the high level shit,
- 47:46Speaker 4: and like the high level show, what do you mean here?
- 47:48Speaker 4: Let me here tag along with my level seventy character.
- 47:51Speaker 4: I'll get you to level seventy. And I'm like, how
- 47:52Speaker 4: do the fuck does this work? But I'm like staying
- 47:55Speaker 4: in that background and they're just killing a bunch of shit.
- 47:57Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm level twenty, I'm
- 47:58Speaker 2: love thirty, I'm level forty. What the fuck is happening?
- 48:01Speaker 2: And then you get in the high.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Level shit where there's just a mass amount of enemies
- 48:04Speaker 4: on the screen and you're clearing shit out and you're
- 48:07Speaker 4: going and it's super fun.
- 48:08Speaker 2: So I was like, yeah, all four is gonna be tight,
- 48:10Speaker 2: and it was.
- 48:11Speaker 4: It's super fun. It's a super fun game. But then
- 48:13Speaker 4: season after season you have to pay for these season passes,
- 48:18Speaker 4: and like then you have to get to you have
- 48:21Speaker 4: to start a new character every season, and they're making
- 48:24Speaker 4: like little tweaks here and there, and like usually there's
- 48:26Speaker 4: a gimmick for each season where you're like there's a
- 48:29Speaker 4: couple new missions and like a new thing you can
- 48:32Speaker 4: collect or upgrade that's unique to that season, and I'm like, okay,
- 48:35Speaker 4: this is okay. But then like to get all of
- 48:38Speaker 4: the benefits of that season pass, you have to play
- 48:42Speaker 4: the game add nauseum to get to the highest level
- 48:46Speaker 4: of a character, and then you have to do all
- 48:48Speaker 4: these different raids and shit. And I'm like, man, I
- 48:50Speaker 4: paid y'all like twenty bucks to get access to this shit.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Can I just have that shit? Or do I have to?
- 49:00Speaker 4: Can we make the game fun up front and not
- 49:02Speaker 4: make it a grind fest? And literally, like they've made
- 49:06Speaker 4: updates and tweaks and changes to make it less like that,
- 49:10Speaker 4: but it's still like, well, now you've soured me to
- 49:13Speaker 4: the experience. You've sollered me to the experience, and so
- 49:16Speaker 4: I don't feel good going back. Well, I don't have
- 49:19Speaker 4: the you know, people don't have the kind of disposed
- 49:22Speaker 4: ble income all the time, and let alone the time.
- 49:27Speaker 3: They think all these they think these gamers live solely,
- 49:29Speaker 3: Like what do be wrong? Would I love to do
- 49:31Speaker 3: nothing more than just go to work if I didn't,
- 49:34Speaker 3: if I have to go to work, what stuff were
- 49:35Speaker 3: to come home after work and just sit on my
- 49:37Speaker 3: ass and play my game. Yes, but here's the thing now,
- 49:40Speaker 3: I unfortunately have life. I have things I have to do.
- 49:43Speaker 3: You know, I am not that How do you kill
- 49:44Speaker 3: that which has no life? Even that guy can't do
- 49:47Speaker 3: it all the time now because you got to do
- 49:49Speaker 3: things that you need to make food, go to the gym,
- 49:51Speaker 3: you have.
- 49:52Speaker 2: To eat well.
- 49:55Speaker 3: And the problem and you kind of elluded with the
- 49:58Speaker 3: whole like season pass bullshit. But it's just like you,
- 50:03Speaker 3: if you have a decent good faith with your audience,
- 50:06Speaker 3: why fuck it up? I get it. You gotta make money, right,
- 50:09Speaker 3: But like the problem is, these companies they're not dumb.
- 50:16Speaker 3: They have people who are smart that are working behind
- 50:18Speaker 3: the scenes, and gamers a year after year are getting smarter,
- 50:22Speaker 3: and rightfully so are getting more rebellious, I mean rebellious
- 50:26Speaker 3: and a Batmo bolts and I'm like, no, I'm not
- 50:27Speaker 3: paying for that shit. Okay, here's the thing. There's a
- 50:30Speaker 3: lot of shit you can say about a lot of
- 50:32Speaker 3: your games, and I'm not it's a giant company, it's
- 50:36Speaker 3: a giant game. But I'm sorry. You can't talk shit
- 50:38Speaker 3: about Fortnite because it's like, hey, this game is free.
- 50:42Speaker 3: You want that Batman skin? You got to play to
- 50:44Speaker 3: earn it, or hey, give us money and you can
- 50:46Speaker 3: have it. That's fine. I'm okay with that. But when
- 50:50Speaker 3: I pay eighty five when yeah, but when I pay
- 50:53Speaker 3: seventy dollars. Games now regularly costs God, don't. I hate
- 50:57Speaker 3: to say it makes it sound so old. It's like,
- 50:59Speaker 3: but it felt like you're say, it wasn't that fucking
- 51:01Speaker 3: long ago a game used to cost forty fifty bucks.
- 51:03Speaker 3: I remember when fucking Xbox three sixty's like sixty dollars,
- 51:06Speaker 3: Like sixty dollars? What the fun?
- 51:07Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 51:08Speaker 4: And now and now, when games are that price, it
- 51:11Speaker 4: feels like a fucking steal. It's like I can get
- 51:13Speaker 4: this entire game for forty fifty fifty bucks.
- 51:18Speaker 3: Crazy, that's crazy. Well fuck, okay, then you're alluding to Okay,
- 51:22Speaker 3: for example, like yeah, Fortnite it's free. You could if
- 51:26Speaker 3: you want the skins, you can pay for them, or
- 51:27Speaker 3: you can earn it, which it's very hard to earn,
- 51:29Speaker 3: which makes but it's like a free game. So like,
- 51:31Speaker 3: I can't bitch about it. I'll get because I didn't
- 51:33Speaker 3: pay for it. It is what it is. But when
- 51:36Speaker 3: you have a game, and man, I'm really really working
- 51:39Speaker 3: up the chance of me getting signed by this company someday.
- 51:42Speaker 3: If you're working, if you're working for or if you're
- 51:47Speaker 3: making a game that for y years has been you
- 51:51Speaker 3: pay for the game, you get this ship. If you
- 51:54Speaker 3: want this extra shit, you pay for it, but then
- 51:57Speaker 3: we give it to you. But now they're doing, Hey,
- 51:59Speaker 3: if you want this extra shit, you gotta pay for it,
- 52:02Speaker 3: but you also got to earn it. What the fuck
- 52:07Speaker 3: of course I'm talking about WWE, which and again I
- 52:11Speaker 3: don't know supposedly an NBA, it's the same thing. I
- 52:14Speaker 3: don't know for a fact. I don't know that well.
- 52:16Speaker 4: And it's not just NBA, it's not just the two
- 52:18Speaker 4: K games. It's like a lot of games have this
- 52:20Speaker 4: battles right where it's like.
- 52:23Speaker 2: You're paying for it.
- 52:25Speaker 4: Yeah, you can pay for the accelerated version, but you
- 52:29Speaker 4: can pay for the base one, and then you gotta
- 52:32Speaker 4: earn it through the season, as opposed to like I
- 52:35Speaker 4: don't know whatever game it was, but the season just
- 52:38Speaker 4: starts and then you can earn the shit.
- 52:41Speaker 2: Yes you know.
- 52:42Speaker 3: But the problem I have with the WE game is
- 52:44Speaker 3: in last even last year, it's like, hey, it's March,
- 52:48Speaker 3: here's the the Legends of the Eighties. I don't know
- 52:50Speaker 3: the Legends of the Eighties pack. Okay, great, I bought
- 52:53Speaker 3: I bought the Deluxe of edition. It came with the
- 52:55Speaker 3: season pass, ringside pass what the fuck you call it?
- 52:58Speaker 3: And I get those characters. Now I get those characters,
- 53:01Speaker 3: but I have to earn them when last year I
- 53:05Speaker 3: didn't earn them because as I paid for them, I
- 53:08Speaker 3: unlocked them because I bought them.
- 53:10Speaker 2: Now I bought them with real money.
- 53:12Speaker 3: But now I bought them again, or I bought the
- 53:16Speaker 3: new ones this year, but I can't play as them
- 53:19Speaker 3: right away, and I have to full disclosure. I don't
- 53:22Speaker 3: mind season passes. I don't mind those battle passes. Why
- 53:26Speaker 3: because the majority of the time in the games that
- 53:28Speaker 3: I play that have those, they're free, and when I
- 53:35Speaker 3: unlocked something, it's, oh hey, I busted my ass and
- 53:40Speaker 3: I unlocked Lightning McQueen. Fucking coow. That's that's not a joke.
- 53:47Speaker 3: In that Disney Race game, I played that literally, he
- 53:49Speaker 3: comes out this week. I'm very excited for it, and
- 53:52Speaker 3: I'm gonna bust my ass to earn Lightning McQueen the
- 53:55Speaker 3: same way I bust in my ass in that game
- 53:57Speaker 3: to earn the same Ye. Yes, Like, how was he not?
- 54:03Speaker 2: How was he not the first character for the kid?
- 54:05Speaker 3: Oh no, because they're smart. They waited. They waited years
- 54:07Speaker 3: to release him because they know they wanted people to
- 54:10Speaker 3: keep playing and asking for which is smart on their part.
- 54:12Speaker 3: But the point I'm trying to make is I'm gonna
- 54:14Speaker 3: pay and I'm gonna try try my damn this to
- 54:17Speaker 3: earn him without paying, without paying for But here's the
- 54:20Speaker 3: thing that game, Disney, the Disney Race game. I'm not
- 54:24Speaker 3: sure now, but at a certain point it was free.
- 54:27Speaker 3: So if you got it for free, I think I
- 54:29Speaker 3: paid twenty bucks for because we got me and Drew
- 54:31Speaker 3: and Joe. We did like the early, early early edition.
- 54:34Speaker 3: But if you did, but here's the thing. If you
- 54:35Speaker 3: did the early early early edition, like they wanted to
- 54:37Speaker 3: show what the fuck it was called, it was limited,
- 54:39Speaker 3: and when you bought it, they gave you the fucking
- 54:41Speaker 3: kitchen sing They gave you fucking everybody all the shit.
- 54:44Speaker 3: It was like NonStop. But if you got the free
- 54:48Speaker 3: version and you didn't buy anything, and you want to
- 54:52Speaker 3: spend let's say ten bucks to get the cars pack,
- 54:55Speaker 3: that okay, great, you got a seventy dollars game for
- 54:57Speaker 3: ten bucks. Great, Or you could try to race online
- 55:04Speaker 3: and earn him. But you have the choice. It's not
- 55:07Speaker 3: pay it's not like oh, it's not like this. Hey
- 55:10Speaker 3: uh o, g patron, congratulations, you bought yourself. You bought
- 55:14Speaker 3: yourself a brand new GEP wrangler.
- 55:16Speaker 2: Congratulations.
- 55:17Speaker 3: Hey. By the way, so while GPS is in your car,
- 55:21Speaker 3: it's installed if you want it. If you want the GPS,
- 55:26Speaker 3: you need to not like paid monthly. You just need
- 55:29Speaker 3: to buy it an additional it's in my car. No,
- 55:32Speaker 3: you need to buy the turning on. But it's with
- 55:34Speaker 3: my car. No, no, no, you need to buy it. Oh,
- 55:36Speaker 3: by the way, those those things called tires. If you
- 55:39Speaker 3: want the air in there. You need to buy the air.
- 55:41Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean full by the way, full disclosure.
- 55:46Speaker 3: I actually really want to get this wrestling game because
- 55:49Speaker 3: it looks awesome, it's got it's given us everything that
- 55:52Speaker 3: Patrick I've been asking for for the last time twenty
- 55:55Speaker 3: fucking years.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Yeah, cool ship that was in previous games is now
- 55:59Speaker 4: back in the games.
- 56:00Speaker 3: But like, let's not no, you're right, you're right, the
- 56:02Speaker 3: classic like, oh, this is a new feat and by
- 56:04Speaker 3: the way, it's not just two ok. Everyone doesn't Oh,
- 56:06Speaker 3: here's this new feature. This was in the game ten
- 56:08Speaker 3: years ago and you took it out for no reason.
- 56:10Speaker 3: Everyone said this is bullshit. But like they add some
- 56:12Speaker 3: new stuff too.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 56:13Speaker 3: But the point time to make is it's like, Okay,
- 56:15Speaker 3: the problem I have is like, why is it that
- 56:17Speaker 3: like you're doing last literally just not not even last
- 56:19Speaker 3: year in the game that's out currently in the same cycle.
- 56:23Speaker 3: It's still it's still its services are still running. They're
- 56:26Speaker 3: still doing updates for not like being released with updates
- 56:29Speaker 3: like fixes. It's oh, hey, if you bought this pack,
- 56:33Speaker 3: you get it, not you have to earn it. I
- 56:36Speaker 3: don't have a problem. I don't have a problem. If
- 56:38Speaker 3: you do the season pass bull crap, and I can
- 56:41Speaker 3: earn something else. But when it's last year, not even
- 56:44Speaker 3: a year ago, I got to buy everything and I
- 56:47Speaker 3: got it, and so now I have to buy it.
- 56:49Speaker 4: And it's gonna be some of the same people that
- 56:53Speaker 4: were in the previous games are now behind it.
- 56:57Speaker 3: No of course, not no, of course, not no, of
- 57:00Speaker 3: course not. I mean not like Golder was in the
- 57:02Speaker 3: game like nine and two years ago, then it took
- 57:04Speaker 3: him out nine this you probably gotta buy him again.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Or I don't know, I mean, if they make you
- 57:09Speaker 2: buy him.
- 57:10Speaker 4: I mean, look, we could talk about the four different
- 57:13Speaker 4: editions of this game and how insane the prices are.
- 57:19Speaker 4: We could talk about that. What is the highest tier one?
- 57:22Speaker 4: It's like one hundred and fifty.
- 57:24Speaker 3: Dollars Monday Night one, which, by the way, which, by
- 57:26Speaker 3: the way, from what from? Well again, I really want
- 57:29Speaker 3: to get this game. But from what I'm seeing, it
- 57:31Speaker 3: has nothing to do with the game. It's just it's
- 57:32Speaker 3: just a pack they gets some skins and shit for
- 57:34Speaker 3: like their online stuff. It is literally called the Monday
- 57:36Speaker 3: Night or Edition. It has nothing to do with the
- 57:38Speaker 3: actual based game. It's just like cool catchy title. They
- 57:40Speaker 3: knew Pete. They know people will buy for it, which again,
- 57:43Speaker 3: if it's the one, if there's one I'm gonna get,
- 57:44Speaker 3: it's that one. It's one hundred and fifty dollars.
- 57:47Speaker 2: Because it's not extra characters, it's just literally just different cos.
- 57:49Speaker 3: No, it's essentially you get essentially, you get all these
- 57:52Speaker 3: season passes. You do get some exclusive content with it,
- 57:56Speaker 3: but like nothing that makes you go nothing. I mean,
- 57:57Speaker 3: I'm just nothing makes you go on. You get the
- 57:59Speaker 3: WCW thun Arena.
- 58:04Speaker 2: No, My thing is like, is there any other way
- 58:07Speaker 2: to get that? Or is it just that edition?
- 58:09Speaker 3: I believe No, it's just that edition.
- 58:12Speaker 2: Do I care them?
- 58:12Speaker 3: If you hear if you hear sounds in the background, my
- 58:14Speaker 3: dog is snoring. That's that's how That's how much he
- 58:16Speaker 3: cares about this topic.
- 58:19Speaker 4: But see, but that's the thing for me. I never
- 58:22Speaker 4: really watched WCW. I don't care about the month the
- 58:26Speaker 4: Thunder arena. Am I gonna use it?
- 58:28Speaker 2: Probably not? Is it dope? I don't know. I never
- 58:31Speaker 2: watched it. And it's thunder. It's not even Nitro. What
- 58:34Speaker 2: are you talking about?
- 58:35Speaker 3: It's not even the Monday Night War.
- 58:38Speaker 2: Nitros should be in the game.
- 58:39Speaker 4: But like the Monday Night War Edition, they're gonna give
- 58:43Speaker 4: us the Thunder arena.
- 58:45Speaker 2: Who makes this up?
- 58:46Speaker 3: You mean the show that everyone shot on that wasn't.
- 58:50Speaker 4: Even on Monday, Nitro, was Monday?
- 58:56Speaker 2: What do we do? What do you even think about?
- 58:58Speaker 3: That wasn't even heard Thunder wasn't even on Monday?
- 59:05Speaker 2: What? Yeah, what are we talking about?
- 59:07Speaker 3: It was Tuesday or Wednesday?
- 59:09Speaker 2: I don't that probably yeah, probably not Monday, Monday.
- 59:13Speaker 4: And so you're telling me that the Monday Night War Edition,
- 59:17Speaker 4: the Monday Night Wars, they're not featured.
- 59:19Speaker 2: In the game at all. There's no there's no Monday
- 59:23Speaker 2: Night it seems.
- 59:24Speaker 3: It's just it's just essentially it's it's like character re.
- 59:27Speaker 6: Skins, cosmetics, stuff involved in the island and the my faction,
- 59:32Speaker 6: which is for my faction. Essentially it's the ultimate Team
- 59:35Speaker 6: Madden style and the island is the the NBA whatever
- 59:39Speaker 6: my player stuff is. Essentially, it's which is in a
- 59:44Speaker 6: lot of accounts. A lot of people did not like it.
- 59:48Speaker 4: Because again it was full of micro transactions, correct and also.
- 59:52Speaker 3: From what I understand about that you do it's mostly
- 59:55Speaker 3: just cosmics, so you do not need to pay for it,
- 59:59Speaker 3: which I on that I'm fine with. But the problem is,
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: again is the here's the thing I'm here's the issue
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: I'm gonna have with your season pass. Okay, supposedly it's
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: gonna be like, hey, you can like, and I'm glad
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: that like. And here's the one thing I had to
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: give them credit for.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: And it's not because I'm there to fan. I'm not
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: trying to bull smoke up their ass. They obviously heard
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: the reaction to it, so much so that one of
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: their lead I listened to the interview. One of their
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: like lead guys did an interview and someone asked him
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: the question and he said it in a nice way
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: without saying what the f. But he simply said, but
- 1:00:32Speaker 3: he pretty much said, like, hey, you gotta explain this
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: because last year we literally got this. And the guy said, hey,
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: so it's like one through sixty, but all the DLC
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: something you're supposed to he would get into years past,
- 1:00:42Speaker 3: he would get one through twenty. I'm like, okay, great,
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: you know what, if you get it right away, that's cool,
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: that's fine with me. You should It shouldn't be like that,
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: but at least it's not like, oh, hey, so like
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: you're let's just say, dont the clown for example, dont
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: the clown's part of this pack, but you won't give
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: them till your level sixty. And I'm like, what, No,
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: that's bull crap. But the issue I'm gonna have is
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: they have said you can pay cash money to skip levels.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: We're just like, of course. But then second, it's like, okay,
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: are the majority of the things that I'm going to
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: quote unquote earn un lock, whether I have the Deluxe
- 1:01:17Speaker 3: pass or just the regular free one or not. Is
- 1:01:20Speaker 3: there just gonna be a bunch of like cosmetic crap
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: for like the online modes, because that's not what people want.
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: They want skins, which and by the way, here's the thing.
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: If you really want let's just say this. Let's say,
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: for example, Patrick wants let me think of a crazy
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: let's say he wants the Wrestle Kingdom twelve Kenny Omega,
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, just go to just go
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: to community creations. Someone's bound to make it for you. Now,
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: will it suck if like, for example, let's say it's like,
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: let's say, okay, for example, let's say the biggest rumor,
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: which I mean they've done a good job highinga. Let's
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: say Chris Jericho does return, okay, and at the end
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: of the year they throw them in the game. Hey,
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: you want christ Jericho, you at the level of fifty. Okay, great, hmm.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: I could go and get the actual Jericho model. Oh
- 1:02:07Speaker 3: I can just not have his entrance, but I can
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: go download a one that some guy made for me
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: and community creations. Right, you be that upset about it,
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: you can just do that. And that's with other games too,
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: And like, again, I get it, they have to make money.
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: It's a business. It's the way gaming is. But it's like,
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: have they learned nothing, because year after year after year,
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: more and more of these games are not I'm not
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: gonna say they're not making as much money, but they're
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: like the hate and like the player count for them
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: are getting lower and lower, and then unfortunate what happens,
- 1:02:36Speaker 3: and so they go, whoa, we need to figure out
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: we need to cut costs. And instead of like, you know,
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: instead of blaming the guy who made these decisions, they
- 1:02:43Speaker 3: fire the guy who busted his ass to do what
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: he was told, right, which is bull.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Crap, right right?
- 1:02:50Speaker 10: And I hope the game is definitely a weird go no, no,
- 1:02:53Speaker 10: you got it. Sorry, Well, I was just gonna say, like,
- 1:02:55Speaker 10: they're definitely in a weird scenario where they're like trying
- 1:02:58Speaker 10: to make money off of this life service game.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: But then they also have.
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: This massive community creation suite where people can just make
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: whatever they want and upload it.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: People can download it for free.
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: So like for me, like a lot of the stuff
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: that I was doing on because I didn't play twenty five.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: I stopped at twenty four.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: But like a lot of the people I was playing
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: with weren't even in the base game.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: It was people. It was created.
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: Characters that I downloaded from other people, because like, yeah,
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: the people can do some crazy shit. It's some insane
- 1:03:30Speaker 4: it's somehow create a perfect rendition of this other person
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: using this crazy face morphing thing, and then they make
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: the gear somehow, and it's just like how much I've
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: talked to you about this?
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: How much time do people have?
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: Ye?
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: Exactly? And they do it because they love it, and
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: they generally enjoy the admiration and the comments they get
- 1:03:51Speaker 3: for like how hard they work. And here's why they
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: give two K credit too. This year they raise all
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: the community creation like downloads and shit you can do
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: so like this year it's gonna be even better, which
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: is like that's great, that's cool, and it shows you're
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: listening to your audience. But it's just like it's literally
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: it's like this how I put it, it's three steps forward,
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: five steps back because this year you have this there's
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: the biggest criticism. Honestly last year with the last year's
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: game is like almost like hey, there's too much, but
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: like the replay values is not there because like after
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: you like play like the you know, like what is
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: it like the storyline once and you'll lock everybody. It's
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: just like, okay, I can I can keep playing like
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: this simulator, which is again that's what it is as
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: a simulator. But it's like it's just there's something missing
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: and every year and every and that's the thing with
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: the two K games, every like the here's the thing.
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: Ever since two K twenty, they've gone better every single year.
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say they haven't, but just always feel
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: like there's like that and like this year not where
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: they're gonna put in thumb tacks Inferno match three stages
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: about so again, some of these scenes were in previous games.
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: That's a fact, but like they're putting them back in
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: and now and it's like, oh, cool, you're doing this,
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: you're doing that, you're doing a CMPO showcase, you're calling
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: the Monday Night War Edition. Yeah, you're doing all this
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: crazy shit. But it's like, right, and now you're gonna
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: put in this thing where essentially it's just going to
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: be essentially a live service thing where it's like, oh hey,
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: because I literally I saw it's allegedly a photo league
- 1:05:15Speaker 3: where it was like level eighteen of like the the
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: uh not the free ring side one, but like the
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: one that you pay for if you get like all
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: one of these additions where it's like, oh, here's your
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: my faction nameplate. What the fuck? They don't fucking want.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: That fucking cares.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: Fucking allegedly, But I'm just like, no, that should be
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: in the free version. The de luxury should be like,
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: oh hey, Patrick, you uh perfect, Okay, here, okay, this
- 1:05:40Speaker 3: is not at all confirmed. Here's a great here's a
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: cool example. He'll know this reference about Hey man, you're
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: in season two. I gotta give him one mother comment.
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it here in a second, you're in
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: season two. Congratulations, you're level eighteen. You know what, here
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: is Kane, but not regular Kane. It's Green Cane. You
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: remember that false fake photos everyone saw.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: On the internet years ago. It just came.
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: But he's green, like fuck yeah, like and he says
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: suck it like alright, cool, Like that's fucking cool with me.
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: They're not gonna do that, like yeah.
- 1:06:06Speaker 4: And they literally could just pad it out with like
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: just different attires. People came like that showed up on
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: these different shows from the last year, like because that's all.
- 1:06:16Speaker 4: I mean, that's a that's a huge thing in wrestling,
- 1:06:18Speaker 4: like the big show attires.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: You know what I mean. They never have done that.
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: And wait, fun, I mean, fuck how many Like I mean,
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: the se Punk's got like a thousand attires, but like,
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: how many fucking John Seena T shirts are there? You
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: know what I mean? I mean, like most of them
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: already in the game and ship like that. But unless
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: they took him out of a fucking course. But here's
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: here's the here's the one thing I would say at
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: the comment. One one thing, and I'll give them credit
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: for this. Okay, a lot of these games, when they
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: do these season battle pass stuff, you have a certain
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: amount of time I don't know another game where they're like, hey,
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: your season never expires. So if you want to do
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: if you if you don't finish season, if you don't
- 1:06:57Speaker 3: finish season one and season two comes out, you can finish.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: You can continue on season one or go rind the
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: season two and your season one stuff will stay there
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: until you go back.
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: That I think takes my most that and most hated
- 1:07:08Speaker 4: shit and all of this season pass bullshit. Is that
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: like you might get close and then like, hey, life happens,
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: you don't get to It sucks to suck. You got
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: half of the ship that you paid twenty bucks for. Oops,
- 1:07:22Speaker 4: we got that money?
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: Sucks in By the way, this season sucks ass new season.
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: I know that cool shit that you liked was really
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: really cool. I mean you can buy it again from
- 1:07:34Speaker 4: us later. I mean, I guess if we decide that
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: that's cool, you might see it in the E shop
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: or whatever for twice twice as much as you paid
- 1:07:44Speaker 4: for the first season for the whole season before.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, you should have tried harder, buddy. Oops.
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: You should use a day PTO to play this game.
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: You should have used the whole day of PTO and then.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: Why is it why is it playing this game your job?
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: What yeah, this is actually your fault. Thanks for the
- 1:08:04Speaker 4: twenty bucks.
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: Or no, or no my favorite one? This is my
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: favorite one. Oh hey, let's just say hypothetically, I mean
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: it's not with this game. But people don't talk about.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: Oh hey, o g patron, you really want Lightning McQueen,
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: don't you. You're so fucking close. You're right there. You're
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: literally two cards away from getting him. So how about this,
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: right now? Go to our shop. You can get him.
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: You have you know what you can you can get him.
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, So out of our five or
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: six in game currencies, actually it's six is we just
- 1:08:36Speaker 3: made a new random one for no fucking reason. He said,
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: you need you need five green gems to get Lightning McQueen.
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: You only have three. So here's what we're gonna do.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: You can go to the store. You can buy you
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: can buy three green gems for ten dollars. Oh, for
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: fifty dollars, you can buy five green gems. But we're
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: gonna throw in three extra ones for free because we're
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: so nice to you. Oh wait, but I'm sorry, you're
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: actually one extra short so that was three gems I
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: said you could buy. You actually have to buy the five.
- 1:09:09Speaker 4: I it's always some obscure amount of currency, so that
- 1:09:13Speaker 4: you always have to buy just a little bit too much,
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: so that you have that extra like two hundred coins
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: burn and Nola in your pocket.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: Oh, and you're so close to this next one. Ah,
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: but you're so far away because you.
- 1:09:23Speaker 8: Have to buy five hundred more and you only need
- 1:09:26Speaker 8: two hundred, but you need five hundred more. Ah, but
- 1:09:28Speaker 8: we only sell them in five hundred or a thousand
- 1:09:32Speaker 8: or two thousand, four hundred.
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: Ah.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: But look at the size of that pouch of gold
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: and that thumbnail. Doesn't that look like a big old
- 1:09:41Speaker 4: chest of gold. Look at that gold just spilling all
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: over the side. Oh, you have so much gold if
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: you just spend all this money for this fake game
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: that you don't even have time to play.
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: No, but I hate that shit.
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: You're right, can I tell you? Okay? So for example, like, okay,
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: I don't problem with games that are free, and you
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: can do that, but here's an example where they can go, Hey,
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: you two delinquents, fuck off. Have you heard the mobile
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: game Monopoly?
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Go? Yes, I've seen all the commercials.
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: Would you like to know how much money they made
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: in their first two years?
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: No? Actually I don't want to know.
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Here's a hint. It's more than what Disney paid to
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: get Star Wars.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: That's obscene.
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: And when people in the here's the issue. When people
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: in this country and industry on the country go, I can't
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: afford to live here. It's like, motherfucker Monopoly Go made
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: five million dollars in less than two years.
- 1:10:42Speaker 2: Oh god, we're all.
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: How much is Pokemon Go made? I don't want to
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: fucking know.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: Is I gotta because okay, Pokemon Go is crazy.
- 1:10:53Speaker 3: But when the game is free like that and fun, yes,
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: I'm willing to pay. When I don't like a certain
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: season and it's a free game, okay, I won't invest.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: And if I really want something then i'll invest. But again,
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: the issue, and I said, I really want to get
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: the game, But the issue I'm having is like you're
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: having to pay. You don't have to buy the one
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars here, you don't. But here's the problem.
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: You know, some of the most not even DLC shit, exclusive,
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: most wanted, most requested shit. Is we behind that you
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: didn't buy the deluxe version pass, rien sign Pass, whatever
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: the fuck it's called. Oh no, you only have the
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: free tier. Sorry, so if you but here's the thing.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: You're at level sixty five right now, but you can
- 1:11:35Speaker 3: buy it this. I mean I think they're ten bucks.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: I think that's what they said they're gonna be. And
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: here's that's the one thing I will Okay, here's the thing. Like,
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: let's say you buy let's say you buy the bar
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: the base game seventy dollars and you don't want that season. Great,
- 1:11:48Speaker 3: you don't get paid for it. The issue is, oh again,
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: you don't know what the seasons are gonna entail. That's
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: the issue.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: You don't you don't and you get you don't get.
- 1:11:56Speaker 4: Well, I mean maybe you do get to preview trying
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: to remember what the album did if you you.
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: Can, because like the season starts and you can look
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: through the list of shit.
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: Yeah, so like every five or so, every ten levels
- 1:12:07Speaker 4: is like the deluxe whatever season pass unlock, right, but
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: you still have to get past that to get to
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: the other free shit, which is crazy. But like, yeah,
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: I mean, like you if they let you preview it
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: and you can make up your mind, sure, that's fine,
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: but it still doesn't defeat the fact that, like, you know,
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: you still have to this is the content that they're
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: rolling out and you don't. There's not like they might
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: do every so often a free download. I think they
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: did that with twenty five where like there was a
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: free download. Uh they do that with other games.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: Too, where like you at the big DALC packs, but
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: you get some free shit. But like, it's still the
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: fact that you have to grind out all of this shit, right, well.
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: Not even a year ago. We just got and I
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: get not And it's not just the characters, Like it's
- 1:12:51Speaker 3: just it's just a character like this, peop want to play.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: They one to players their favorite wrestlers or characters or whatever.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: But and here's the two king that put the wrestling
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: in the past year is when it's just the characters.
- 1:13:00Speaker 3: They always really they always announced prior to the release
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: who is in what pack?
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 1:13:05Speaker 3: Now do they do that this year with how bad
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: and negative the reaction has been to this, I don't
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: know they I think I think they're gonna announce who's
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: in it, but I don't know if they're gonna announce when,
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: because that's gonna be in it, it's like, okay, let's
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: just say athego.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: It's like.
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: Let's say it's like bam bam, bigelow. It's oh yeah,
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: bam bam bigelow. It's fucking awesome. Hell yeah, you know
- 1:13:28Speaker 3: what's fucking love you know, the fucking Beast from the
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: Eastern Ship. And it's like, okay, great, but when needs
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: he coming out? Oh, we'll tell you later.
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: Well see, but this is that's another thing too, Chuck,
- 1:13:39Speaker 4: is that like this game is two case one of
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: those games. It's on a yearly cycle, right right, So
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: it's not like like a game like Diablo or Disney Speedstorm,
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: where like the seasons like they have this planned out
- 1:13:53Speaker 4: for years and years or like they want to keep
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: this game alive and going, and they're playing this stuff out.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: They have one year, one year to have season after
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: season after season and then that's it, right, because like
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: they're not going to continue to unleas release new stuff
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: for twenty six when twenty seven's out, so they're trying
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: to they're trying to get banged for their buck right now.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: You are correct, You are one hundred percent correct, But
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: will play Devil's Advocate with you? Is games like Madden, FIFA, NBA.
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: They do this ship, They've done the blueprint. They do
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: this ship every year, and every year, unfortunately more and
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: more people come back for the follow up and keep
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: doing the same shit.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: I get it. I mean, look, it's tried and true.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: They wouldn't be doing it if it didn't make money.
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: No, exactly. And again, you can't blame these companies when
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: people are still doing that. And it's just like the
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: point and I think it's just like the Thames is
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: like you just people need to be educate. And then
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: they say educated like again like this is the way,
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: like this is not how it used to be. It's
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: it's like it wasn't like this not that long ago.
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: So it's like why is this, Like why is this
- 1:14:55Speaker 3: the norm? And again, here's the thing. If you doesn't
- 1:14:56Speaker 3: make if you don't want this ship to continue, don't
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: buy it coming from the guy, coming from the guy
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: who's who's probably to get the game. But again, don't
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: buy it. It's that simple if you don't want that.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: Because again, if if because here's the thing, like, well
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: that didn't work, what should we do? It's like don't
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: do what we just did. That's option number one. They'll
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: find something else to blame it on, of course, you.
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: Know, and like people talk about we talked about the
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: Pokemon a little bit earlier. Ye, people have been saying
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: that about the Pokemon games for years, like, hey.
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: This is subpar.
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: This is like this is on the Nintendo Switch two,
- 1:15:36Speaker 4: then it looks like a fucking PS two game, not
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: the not the switch to stuff. But I mean even
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: like the Legendsza game, the one that just came out,
- 1:15:43Speaker 4: there's a lot of stuff in that where people are like, yeah,
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: this this could look a lot better if it wasn't
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: made by a company that knew you were gonna buy
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: the ship regardless, Right, So don't.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: Don't buy it. Speak with your speak with.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: Your wallet, right when it comes to political stuff, speak
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: with your votes. When it comes to everything else, to
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: speak with your wallet.
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, we're your CONSUMERI is tell escape, so
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: we gotta like take our power back a little bit.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: But the fact of the matter is like, no x.
- 1:16:18Speaker 4: But the fact of the matter is like the people
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: that don't buy the game are completely outweighed and unfelt
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: when it comes to the people that do spend the
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: money on this stuff. All the kids with their parents'
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: credit cards, like are unsupervised and the people that like,
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: this is the.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: Only game they're going to buy.
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: This year, so why not, you know, because that's the thing, Like, yeah,
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: people can't buy like three or four games anymore because
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: it because it's like where they tell it's like I was, like,
- 1:16:42Speaker 3: it's just so expensive with all their ship and like
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: games again perfect example speak speak when she doesn't work
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: out games like Battlefront two, which that worked out after
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: they made the fixes Suicide Squad that game unfortunately, because
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: again it's a it was a good company. Roxide is
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: a phenomenal c couple. They were, I mean the whole
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: de lusion Earth like that. Now I'm from allegedly from
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: my red but like the game's dead. It's done because
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: people are like because essentially it was like no, you
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: you guys fucked up allegedly, but you guys well I
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: mean by a player account, they did. But it's like
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: it's just there's nothing more you can do, and it's
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: like no, like, you guys screwed up. You you fucked me,
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: and now I want nothing to do with you, right,
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: And again that's that's the best way to do it. Actually,
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: let me see one thing really quick. Let me go.
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna go right now, I'm gonna go
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: on Steam Suicide Squad, Kill the Justice League. Oh that
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: is not a validate. It wants it wants my birthday.
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: O g patron God. I'm gonna play you were born
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: in the year nineteen ten, played the Beethoy music.
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: Uh, that's okay.
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: So where where is nineteen wow? Okay, there we go. Okay,
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: So this game came on I got it for free. Okay,
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: right now, you can buy it for thirty five dollars.
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: Still so fucking much for that game.
- 1:17:58Speaker 3: So according to Steam, there are ninety three people playing
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: this game right now. That's not good for a game
- 1:18:04Speaker 3: that came out less than two years ago. With how
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: much money was putting into it, I think the game
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: was like two hundred million dollars instead of allegedly it was.
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: That's entire focus was like having multiplayer as.
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: A Oh okay, because again it's all right, we have
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: we have death you know was it a death shot? Okay? Yeah?
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: Shot?
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: World class assassin.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: Cool.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: We have Harley Quinn Okay, great, you know he was
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: a gun. We have Captain Boomerang. I mean he has boomerangs.
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: But sure, givehim a shotgun, and we have a demi
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: god shark. Yeah, who's gonna smash your buildings? No, we're
- 1:18:35Speaker 3: gonna give it.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: But he's got a shotgun too, a mini gun. It's
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: gonna be awesome.
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: Okay, wrap it up. It's kind of late. The point is, look,
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: speak with your wallet. But also like not even even
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: if you really want a game again, you don't. Okay,
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: coming back to like what Patrick said, you don't have
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: to buy that tier perfect example two K two K
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: two k's coming out. Okay, he gets the cheapest version.
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: I'm sorry to break it to him. A lot of
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: the guys that he would play as are not, unfortunately
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: on the in this game. So what's he gonna do.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: He's going to Community Creations, which is free when you
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: purchase the game. Of course, he's going to community creations
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: and he'll just download all of them. Great. Yeah, cool,
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: that's it. And if he really really really wants let's say,
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: Bam Bam Bigelow in season three, then you go, you
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: know what, I'll buy Season three for ten bucks.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: Or or I'll just wait till Homer Simpson is on
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: community creations.
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: We download him and Lebron James and then be.
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: Some of the ones we would sit each other. I'm like,
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: if you see, like, what was my favorite one? It
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: was like than oh, it's like how many photos? Three hundred?
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: Donald Trump?
- 1:19:57Speaker 3: N They don't have my hair right.
- 1:19:59Speaker 9: They would never get my right, nor would I love
- 1:20:01Speaker 9: them to have my hair because my hair is pretty sploidy.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: Oh god, b god, it's Grammars, Grammars with a stayl tire.
- 1:20:08Speaker 9: I'm sorry, excuse me, OJ Patriot. I see in your
- 1:20:11Speaker 9: copy of w W two A twenty four you gave
- 1:20:14Speaker 9: me the finishing move of low blow. I would never
- 1:20:16Speaker 9: do a love blow for one, because I am not
- 1:20:18Speaker 9: a cheap man. I am an athletic man with very
- 1:20:20Speaker 9: big hands. My finisher, actually, my minimum move needs to
- 1:20:24Speaker 9: be a four to fifty.
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: Splash, four splash off the top room.
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: They called me a genetic creak. They called me a
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: genetic creak.
- 1:20:36Speaker 3: That means you have at least thirty three and one
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: third chance if you take my fish.
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: It's just.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: I don't know, but you don't know that jd Vance
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: is waiting in the back.
- 1:20:50Speaker 9: Everything Sleepy Joe has got no chance. Nobody, and I
- 1:20:58Speaker 9: mean nobody seems to full.
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: Nelson on that note.
- 1:21:03Speaker 7: Uh, O G.
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: Patron, It's been a pleasure. Two. Thank you. Just realize
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: I've been recording this whole time. Thank god. You know
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: we've done. We've done. We've done a couple of like
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: half hours since from like fuck.
- 1:21:19Speaker 4: You know, but episode two hundred, that's nothing to scoff at.
- 1:21:22Speaker 4: Welcome back, my friend.
- 1:21:25Speaker 3: You welcome back? How dare you?
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: You?
- 1:21:27Speaker 3: Welcome back? Welcome back yourself.
- 1:21:30Speaker 4: The hiatus was well earned. The vacation time was RESTful
- 1:21:36Speaker 4: for the most party till like the very.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: End when you got kind of sick. But you know what,
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: Oh god, two hundred episodes under the about, how does
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: it feel?
- 1:21:47Speaker 3: No, it's good. I'm not No, it's it's it again.
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: As I said, we should have been here a while back,
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: but you know what it is, what it is. I'm
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: here now. I'm grateful. I appreciate everyone one like O. G. Patron.
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: I appre shag Zilla clickety clack uh eric uh everyone
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: who supported the podcast, and of course I love you.
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: But sorry, my biggest supporter my wife, who like you know,
- 1:22:14Speaker 3: I say I I you've heard me joke. She's executive No,
- 1:22:18Speaker 3: she's an executi producer of the show because without her,
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: I'm not here. And I'm not saying it because she's
- 1:22:22Speaker 3: saying right behind me, But okay, they'd be creue she
- 1:22:24Speaker 3: was behind me, that'd be like some like let me
- 1:22:26Speaker 3: some like ringo.
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: But she's right behind me.
- 1:22:32Speaker 9: She's great behind me, isn't she.
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: And she's gonna kill me. No, I am very grateful.
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's been two undred episodes or come up
- 1:22:40Speaker 3: in five years. And like I said, I don't want
- 1:22:42Speaker 3: to miss God forbid, knock on wood. There's no accident,
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: no accents, nogiting like that. I don't want to miss
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: the week again. I do have other people I need
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: to reach out to the ask to come on the
- 1:22:54Speaker 3: show and stuff like that. And I have reached out
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: the song I don't I know, I've heard that. I've
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: said that a bunch of episodes. I have reached hour
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: time workout schedules. But yes, I'm grateful. It's good to
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: be here. Obviously it might take a little longer to
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: get here, but hey, we're here, so yeah, it's been
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: a pleasure listen to you. This is all the patrons
- 1:23:17Speaker 3: who listen to the show worldwide. We're no matter where
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: you are when you're in Chicago, Milwaukee, Tim Bunk to
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: especially Brazil, Germany as well.
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: It's good.
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: Thank you all, thank you, thank you, thank you, think,
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. But yeah, as always, Chucks canteena
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: on your socials Chuck's Cantina at gmail dot com. Yeah,
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: you know what, just be good, be nice, you know, listen,
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: listen to some different music.
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: Yeah, expand your horizons.
- 1:23:48Speaker 4: Because you can't understand what they're saying, doesn't mean you
- 1:23:50Speaker 4: can move your hips.
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: Poppy, that's it. Just because that's it. That has today's
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- 1:23:58Speaker 9: Just because you can understand what you're saying doesn't mean
- 1:24:01Speaker 9: you cannot move your hips.
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: Okay, take care bye bye then