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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian and Actor Bill Bellamy Joins DLHS Crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.R. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I am going to be in Milwaukee this
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  Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv. But next week,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Detroit to hang out with
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  Speaker 2: Abdullah Saeed.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I get text messages from him. Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't hear? Oh, I saw him. Yeah, I saw him. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he did.
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  Speaker 2: But I also saw where Trump was going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, are you kidding me? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: All the things.
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  Speaker 2: It's the time of the year when he rolls out
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  Speaker 2: a shoe booty du jour to travel with him.
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  Speaker 1: It is. I wonder who it's going to be. It's
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  Speaker 1: that time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's. And it's funny because. I
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  Speaker 2: saw J.D. Vance that was basically trying to emasculate Tallarico.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, ain't you the dude that f * * *
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  Speaker 2: ing couch and wear eyeliner?
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  Speaker 1: There he is.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be damned if I am going to take that
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  Speaker 2: s * * * from a cover girl model.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that. Not a cover girl model.
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  Speaker 2: Listen there, Steve Lauder, let me tell you something, baby boy. Listen, Mac,
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  Speaker 2: Bobby Brown, let me tell you something. It's hard for
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  Speaker 2: you to ever emasculate somebody when you're wearing eyeliner doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You just look like you left a drag show. And
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  Speaker 2: let's be clear, Tallarico does look like Opie, though.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. He does look like Opie. He looks like
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  Speaker 1: he's about nine years old. He does.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like the model for the dude on the
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  Speaker 2: Mad Magazine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he does. With the red hair and the little...
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  Speaker 1: Did he have braces or something? But you know, if
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  Speaker 1: he wins, he's going to look victorious. Damn, we like it.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's time to get very intimate with Bill Bellamy
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  Speaker 3: before the hard way.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's weird because he has a show called Ladies Night,
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  Speaker 2: so we don't get that intimate.
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  Speaker 1: No, we don't get that intimate. The ladies will. I'm
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  Speaker 1: open air. Let's see what y'all... Although we are learning
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  Speaker 1: a lot between you guys. I don't want to get
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  Speaker 1: so intimate I need a Z-Pack. I don't want that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 2: So does it offend you that the term booty call
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  Speaker 2: has been replaced with an eggplant?
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  Speaker 1: No way. Yeah, you got to keep it booty call.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the eggplant.
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  Speaker 3: Because the eggplant don't give its thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a purple plant.
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  Speaker 3: When you say booty call, you get it, you feel it,
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  Speaker 3: and it's kind of fun. You know you done made
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  Speaker 3: some booty calls. Just keep it moving.
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  Speaker 1: You know, never mind. Next question.
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  Speaker 2: Um, have you ever heard one of your wife's friends
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  Speaker 2: say you married the guy who invented the term booty call?
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  Speaker 1: You ever say that?
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  Speaker 3: Um, no, I hear him say, how could you marry
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  Speaker 3: a guy who did how to be a player? You know,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I was like, I mean, you know, I
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  Speaker 3: had to do something, but everyone talks about how to
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  Speaker 3: be a player. And that's like every day of my life.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody be like, you taught me how to be a player.
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  Speaker 1: I was 13. Me and my, me and my uncle. What?
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  Speaker 1: So what was your worst road gig? Like the worst one. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. My worst road gig was last year. It
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  Speaker 1: was that long. That's what I was thinking. No, because
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  Speaker 1: it was it was just the circumstances. It was April.
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  Speaker 3: And I just I was just talking about this. It
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  Speaker 3: was April of last year in Minneapolis. It snowed like
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  Speaker 3: 17 inches in April. And I had a show. It
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  Speaker 3: was 13 people there. And they was walking and they
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  Speaker 3: was like. Like the show must go on. And I
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  Speaker 3: did the show, but it was, it wasn't, the audience
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  Speaker 3: was fine. It was just like, how could this happen?
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  Speaker 3: In the middle of spring, 17 inches. I didn't have
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  Speaker 3: any winter.
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  Speaker 1: Clothes or anything. How do you not, you from New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: how do you not have winter clothes? Cause. It was April.
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  Speaker 1: The day before that, the day before, it was 56.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's called a force majeure. He's like, I
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  Speaker 1: killed it anyway. Force majeure means force of nature. It's
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  Speaker 1: a force of nature. You learn that when you don't
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  Speaker 1: get your bread. How did you know that? It was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: When you and your agent say force majeure, that means
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  Speaker 2: you ain't getting paid. You know what I'll say about you?
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  Speaker 2: This is what I'll say about you that's very interesting
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  Speaker 2: to me. I've watched you over a long time, and
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  Speaker 2: we worked together a long time, and I've always loved you.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't know what kind of human being you were. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I've always known you were a good dude. But I
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  Speaker 2: remember you lost your mother and your brother in a
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  Speaker 2: relatively short period of time.
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  Speaker 1: You're 18 months. Yeah. And I didn't see you get
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  Speaker 1: darker or change.
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  Speaker 2: I remember you came over to the house. And I
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  Speaker 2: felt so bad for you. And you said something I'll
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  Speaker 2: never forget. You and Cedric are the only people I've
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  Speaker 2: ever heard say that. that she knew that you loved
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  Speaker 2: her and they both knew that they were loved. So
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  Speaker 2: you didn't have any regrets.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted more time. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: It was just like, you know, as you get older,
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  Speaker 3: most people don't realize, you know, you, you confront it
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  Speaker 3: with your mortality.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm saying? And you start seeing
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  Speaker 3: people passing away and stuff. And then when you lose
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  Speaker 3: your brother, who's was relatively young, he's only like 32, 33.
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  Speaker 3: That was out of nowhere. You're like, okay, that was
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  Speaker 3: a blow. And then less than, you know, two years later,
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  Speaker 3: your mom's out of here. You like, yo, and he
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  Speaker 3: was the only person that consoled me. Cause it was like,
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  Speaker 3: when you go, when you lose somebody, right. You go
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  Speaker 3: through waves, right. I never I think I've never told
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  Speaker 3: anybody this, but it was just so weird because I had.
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  Speaker 1: A moment of loss. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Where you just realize like people that mean so much
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  Speaker 3: to you are gone forever.
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  Speaker 1: Right. And it just felt really dark. Right. Out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Here come D.L. Hey, brother. Have you tried my wine?
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  Speaker 1: I got to sell it, brother. I think we're going
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  Speaker 1: with it. Hey, snap out of that. Right now. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I swear, it was like an angel out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: Because I was going down there, and he was like, hey, what?
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  Speaker 1: Take a guess right here. Have you seen Marcella? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sounds about right. It was fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: And I always thank you for that. Because I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, it was like falling off a
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  Speaker 3: building for a second. And Theo saw it in me.
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  Speaker 3: And like a big brother just came and said, save
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  Speaker 3: the day. Did you try to save yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Remember, you can hear more of our discussion every day
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  Speaker 1: on our radio show. Check out the website, the DL
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  Speaker 1: Hughley show dot com for local listings. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: coming up on the DL Hughley show. It is now
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  Speaker 1: time to give a deserving someone the shooty of the
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  Speaker 1: week award. And now it's time for the shoot. Marlon
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  Speaker 1: Humphrey is an American professional football cornerback for the Baltimore
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  Speaker 1: Ravens of the National Football League. Humphrey played college football
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  Speaker 1: for the Alabama Crimson Tide in 2015 and 2016. During
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  Speaker 1: his stint, he intended to compete in track and football.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So, why is Marlon Humphrey this week's recipient of the
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  Speaker 1: Shoe Booty of the Week Award? Why? He gets the shoe.
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  Speaker 1: booty because this Bama put the hip in hypocrite. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Marlon Humphrey took a knee in 2017 because Trump said,
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  Speaker 1: get him off the field. Oh, This week, Trump said
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  Speaker 1: get in the car, and Humphrey said, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: Disney World. He rode in the motorcade, filmed it like
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  Speaker 1: a dad at Disney, and then told reporters he has
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  Speaker 1: never voted and has no political beliefs. What did you say, Nick? Sir,
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  Speaker 1: you kneeled. That is a belief. A small one. Knee height.
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  Speaker 1: Big enough to take this ride. Don't be rude. He
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  Speaker 1: tried to vote once, but the absentee ballot didn't come.
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  Speaker 1: So the United States Postal Service has done more to
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  Speaker 1: shape his politics than Frederick Douglass. Well, boy.
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  Speaker 3: How you feel now.
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  Speaker 1: His whole platform is i don't know but the limo
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  Speaker 1: was crazy and he's joining the club where we had
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  Speaker 1: an african-american guy who was a fan of mine tim
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  Speaker 1: scott clarence thomas and marlins the athletic byron scott oh
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  Speaker 1: look at my african-american over here Same vibe, better 40 time.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that all it took was one
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  Speaker 1: ride in the beast to forget where he came from.
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? He's from Alabama. Black people
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  Speaker 1: got beaten for the right to vote there. You're no
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  Speaker 1: free man. You're nothing but a runaway. Humphrey's response was,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really have any political beliefs. But the cup
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  Speaker 1: holders were nice. The Tangerine Titan got beliefs. Humphrey just
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  Speaker 1: became the prop. Look at him. Do you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why the shoe. The booty of the week
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  Speaker 1: award goes to Marlon Humphrey. Now here's a swift kick
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  Speaker 1: in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: Right now it's time for what you need to know
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  Speaker 2: with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. In Texas,
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  Speaker 4: Democratic Senate candidate James Tallarico is facing intense scrutiny over
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  Speaker 4: outreach to black voters after abruptly canceling an appearance with
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  Speaker 4: a black civic group that resulted in unrecovered financial losses
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  Speaker 4: for organizers. In Mississippi, newly released video shows the fatal
• 9:35
  Speaker 4: June police shooting outside a Zenobia Walmart that claimed the
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: life of a one-year-old child. Emerging days after the state
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  Speaker 4: attorney general deemed the officer-involved shooting justified. In New England,
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  Speaker 4: the Manchester, New Hampshire NAACP is strongly condemning a wave
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  Speaker 4: of hateful vandalism after racist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic graffiti was
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  Speaker 4: discovered across three neighborhoods. And in entertainment, legal news, music
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  Speaker 4: icon Mariah Carey won a $ 20 million defamation lawsuit filed
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  Speaker 4: by her brother Morgan after a New York state judge
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  Speaker 4: ruled that he failed to prove actual malice regarding her
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  Speaker 4: best-selling memoir.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: Be informed.
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  Speaker 1: Be empowered. Thank you. Thank you so much, Sybil. Jasmine?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. That means, yeah. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll say it that way.
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  Speaker 4: Babe, babe, babe.
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  Speaker 1: We got more. More of the D.L. Hughley Show coming
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  Speaker 1: up directly. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.