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Property Brothers - Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #117 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Oh alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Morning at SASS. Yeah, special occasion pod were at SaaS apartment.
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  Speaker 6: This is direct orders from Gaz I said. This is
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  Speaker 6: the trick to getting big on podcasting is changing the location.
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  Speaker 1: It will add ten. So we went from our.
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  Speaker 6: Bland background to a more bland background. We literally look
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  Speaker 6: like we're in the fucking It looks like we're in
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  Speaker 6: a basement right now.
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  Speaker 1: This looks like a terrorist interrogation video. Yeah, dude, there
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  Speaker 1: are not to say the terrorists are Middle Eastern, but
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  Speaker 1: there are Middle Eastern elements to this apartment. Is that
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  Speaker 1: a creepy hallway yeah, well, what's the arch? What's that
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  Speaker 1: fucking arch about?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. That was the one that I said.
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  Speaker 6: I was looking down the hallway the other night and
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  Speaker 6: I was scared because I was like, someone's down there.
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  Speaker 1: It's just this octagonal arch, like you're in Cappadosia, Like
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  Speaker 1: we're like in a mountainside, but in reality, we're in
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  Speaker 1: a fucking nice ass neighborhood, a beautiful ass neighborhood.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is a nice neighborhood. It's fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking nice as ship. Like your view is incredible.
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  Speaker 1: You're fucking it's lush. Just moved in in the springtime.
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  Speaker 1: You got fucking round stones, trees lining the streets. Pride flag, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there are pets her flags. What didn't mean to say that?
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  Speaker 6: I uh, I slurred my words.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that was a slur, bro dude. But so I
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  Speaker 1: was late getting here, Yeah only an hour? H Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sorry for making you wait at your house. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I got out of the shower and Mooke was like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here.
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  Speaker 6: I was going to text you guys to say no
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  Speaker 6: one gets here before eleven, because I was cutting it
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  Speaker 6: down to eleven.
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  Speaker 1: What time did Moke get here? Ten? Forty early as
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  Speaker 1: hell because he thought we were going to start recording
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  Speaker 1: it at eleven.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't know that we were on uh, we were
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  Speaker 1: on fri flag time, Bride flag time.
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  Speaker 6: You did have a second hand, and you also came
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  Speaker 6: from fucking across the country, so Jersey from Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big come up. But I got here
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  Speaker 1: and you were I was crushing deals. Yeah, you were
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  Speaker 1: nowhere close to being ready and he was crushing feel
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  Speaker 1: bad at all as I came into your little fucking
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  Speaker 1: middle eastern bungalow.
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  Speaker 6: Well my account and hit me up finally.
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  Speaker 1: And been bad news. He hasn't been contacting you because
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  Speaker 1: he's been crunching the numbers and it's taken a long
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  Speaker 1: fucking time. Did he just see he was been doing
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  Speaker 1: long division. He was like it's a lot. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: you're losing a lot of money.
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  Speaker 6: And he was like this is it. He's like, this
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  Speaker 6: is everything that you can write off. And I was like,
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  Speaker 6: he was like, you don't have like a office supplies
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  Speaker 6: or anything. He was like, what about internet? And I
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  Speaker 6: was like, well, the internet is going to be I mean,
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  Speaker 6: we did three people, it's gonna be like three hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, that's not gonna be. That's not going
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  Speaker 6: to change the fucking I mean, everything is gone. Everything.
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  Speaker 1: How much are we talking?
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  Speaker 6: I lost it. It's all gone. Like this is the
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  Speaker 6: lat We're gonna have to sell the couch. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm probably gonna have to. We were talking about how
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  Speaker 6: I don't use my bedroom. I'm gonna have to fucking
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  Speaker 6: start renting that out.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be an Airbnb experience. Yeah, where
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  Speaker 1: you cook and do stand up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: People, it's terrible. It's gonna be turned into a bed
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  Speaker 6: and breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Why how did you not see this coming?
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  Speaker 6: I mean I saw it coming. It'll be fine, but
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  Speaker 6: it's just it's He was, like I said before, he
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  Speaker 6: he he was. He seemed more upset than I was.
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  Speaker 6: He was like sighing. He was like, it's a lot.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, you're losing a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, where'd you where'd you get
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  Speaker 1: this accounted?
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  Speaker 6: It's my parents account, damn.
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  Speaker 1: So he's bumping out I don't know what your lineage? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your generational wealth is going out the window.
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  Speaker 6: What I don't know? I should have gotten like a
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  Speaker 6: business manager or some ship. I don't know. I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: probably not. I don't need to be losing more money
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  Speaker 6: him to everyone's getting ten percent.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, Well I did. Uh. I treated myself to
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  Speaker 1: the street Easy listing of this place, and you're paying
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not that much. What it's pretty standard for
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  Speaker 6: this apartment in New York. It's actually I would say
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  Speaker 6: I got a good deal.
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  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you're paying almost as much as like me
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  Speaker 1: and my wife are paying. No, I'm not. Yes, you're
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  Speaker 1: remotely close thousand dollars away.
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  Speaker 6: There's no ways.
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  Speaker 1: How did I know are place?
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  Speaker 6: You have like a living room and a kitchen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so do you? Bro, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I have a room and and I guess you could
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  Speaker 6: call it a kitchen if that's what you want to
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  Speaker 6: call it.
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  Speaker 1: You have a bonus room. You have a fireplace. How
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  Speaker 1: would I have known you had a fireplace unless I.
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  Speaker 6: Look at a real fireplace? Said, though, you can't put
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  Speaker 6: If I lit a fire in that fireplace, the apartment
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  Speaker 6: would burn down.
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  Speaker 1: But I knew you have them because I looked it
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  Speaker 1: up on Street Easy. I asked you if I should
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  Speaker 1: bring some wood.
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  Speaker 6: Well, maybe it went up because it's and I also
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  Speaker 6: knocked it down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I said someone moved in eight weeks ago.
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  Speaker 6: That's it must have been someone else.
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  Speaker 1: That's clearly you, right, I moved in seven weeks ago.
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  Speaker 6: It's almost one week. A one week.
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  Speaker 1: Rent here said it was thirty seven hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, I knocked it down a lot. I told
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  Speaker 6: you that he did, yeah, because I was like, I'm signing,
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  Speaker 6: I'll sign today. And then I knocked down a lot
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  Speaker 6: of stuff, including the broker's fee. The broker's fee, he
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  Speaker 6: was like, yeah, you got to pay me twenty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Not actually, but it was a lot. And I was like,
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  Speaker 6: how about ten? And he's like, best I can do
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  Speaker 6: is nineteen. And I was like that's perfect. And then
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  Speaker 6: I was texting everyone. I was like, dude, I just
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  Speaker 6: fuck can just fucking yeah. No, it wasn't twenty obviously
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  Speaker 6: it was not twenty thousand dollars, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I could see exposed beams. I mean, you kind of
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  Speaker 1: have it all gold curtain ron. That's that's Persian.
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  Speaker 6: There's also no way you and your you have you
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  Speaker 6: see you have a guest bedroom, don't you. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: I'm in Brooklyn, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all the way out.
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  Speaker 6: You're a guest, dude. A guest bedroom anywhere is expensive.
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  Speaker 6: You know it's being less than five thousand dollars a month.
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  Speaker 1: No, it is. It definitely is. And it's a bonus room.
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  Speaker 6: No, there's no way. I swear to god, dude, you
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  Speaker 6: have like you have, like you live in a fucking mansion.
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  Speaker 1: No I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you live one of those apartments where there's two
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  Speaker 6: apartments on one floor.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not true.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not like and you're also you're like, well,
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  Speaker 6: it's Brooklyn. You live in the nicest area. You live
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  Speaker 6: next to Big Cat. No, I live a neighborhood over
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  Speaker 6: from there. You live in the nicest area of Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 6: It's not like, oh, well it's Brooklyn. It doesn't matter where.
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  Speaker 1: It's like bed stuff. No it's not. Yeah, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: like the martyr face. No, it's it's seriously less than
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  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. And I'm not I'm not fibing moving.
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  Speaker 1: I am to somewhere much more expensive. Yeah, exactly, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going through the same financial ship you're going through now.
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  Speaker 6: Doude they were like, he was like, for a lot
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  Speaker 6: of these tax returns, it's like over fifty percent of
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  Speaker 6: what I made on the road.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, I'm eating this myself. I was
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  Speaker 1: just shocked at fifty percent of everything you make on
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  Speaker 1: the road. How was that possible? I thought you're going
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  Speaker 1: to Texas like five times a year. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: you didn't get taxed on those shows.
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  Speaker 6: I mean I did sixteen weekends. I think I got
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  Speaker 6: to I don't hope you had to clean it. We'll
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  Speaker 6: pause the episode right now and we'll get you scrubbing.
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  Speaker 1: Is powder powder? It's probably not help.
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  Speaker 6: This is a fucking Amazon couch. Dude. You better not
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  Speaker 6: fuck this shit up thirty thousand.
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  Speaker 1: If we're gonna have this podcast together, we're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: to be honest with each other about everything.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we'll be honest once the episode ends, because I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna be asking you for money after this episode ends.
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  Speaker 6: We're like, yo, dude, things are looking tight for taxes.
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  Speaker 1: I've never got paid for that live show.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't gotten paid either.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck. Let's crack down on those people.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna have to hit. I'm gonna be like, yo, dude,
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  Speaker 6: I need about six hundred K. Is that cool?
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  Speaker 1: Mind? If I just hold a quick half a meal? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had that. I don't have that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do in fucking cash. What the fuck are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Dude? Tyler was telling us right before this.
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  Speaker 6: He was saying that the you guys have been having
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  Speaker 6: meetings about the Pat BEV Show, and they say to
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  Speaker 6: that if you guys made four million dollars in one year,
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  Speaker 6: it wouldn't even cover half of your contract.
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't be close to enough. They said, we need
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  Speaker 1: a Cardier sponsorship. Yeah, say we need Louis Vuitton as
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  Speaker 1: a sponsor to be able to break even. I no
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  Speaker 1: wonder do wing those adies, all enthusiastic, come on down
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  Speaker 1: to the BEV.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, significantly uh more lucrative than this podcast. Look around.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you have your bedroom in here?
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  Speaker 6: Because I don't. Okay, So I don't have a bed
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  Speaker 6: frame for starters, So I need to buy a bed frame,
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  Speaker 6: which I'm gonna do probably today, maybe not, actually maybe
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  Speaker 6: I'll stay away from the bed frame for a little
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  Speaker 6: bit after that phone call, and then uh, my bedrooms
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  Speaker 6: filled with boxes?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 6: Because I don't feel like breaking down the boxes.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell that takes like ten minutes.
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  Speaker 6: It's ten minutes too long. It's ten minutes. I could
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  Speaker 6: be fighting.
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  Speaker 1: We could be breaking down the boxes right now. But
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  Speaker 1: you should be breaking down the boxes. Empty boxes.
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  Speaker 6: They're big boxes.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? You just put
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  Speaker 1: your fucking bed in your living room, your TV on
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  Speaker 1: your fireplace. You're gaming.
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  Speaker 6: It's a perfect place for the TV.
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  Speaker 1: It's not where else would I put it. If the
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  Speaker 1: TV is too high, I have a major problem with
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  Speaker 1: TV's on top.
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  Speaker 6: Of fire You like your TV to be like down
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  Speaker 6: on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: I like it to my level for a time, high level.
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  Speaker 1: You have to crane your neck back because when I TV,
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  Speaker 1: I sit like this, well you're still looking up. Even
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  Speaker 1: if you went down like that, you would your eye
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  Speaker 1: level would be ahead.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's the perfect position to Well, what science are
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  Speaker 6: you basing this on? Where the best place for the
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  Speaker 6: TV and the only place for the TV is is
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  Speaker 6: the only place I could have put the TV. That's
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  Speaker 6: not true to put it on top, like on the fireplace.
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  Speaker 6: Like in the fireplace.
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  Speaker 1: I could refunctuate this apartment in fucking ten seconds flat.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure you could, But I mean what I'm
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  Speaker 6: gonna do is I'm gonna I'm gonna move the bed
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  Speaker 6: into the bedroom, and then I'm gonna move the desk there,
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  Speaker 6: and then I'm probably gonna get like an automan.
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps I should have brought a house warming gift.
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  Speaker 7: What do you need?
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  Speaker 6: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: You just said you're gonna ask for six hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I need money, is what I need. I don't
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  Speaker 6: need it. Last thing I need is more shit.
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  Speaker 1: But you said you're about to buy an automan. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't I just buy the ottoman for you?
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  Speaker 6: Sure? Yeah, buy like three ottomans if you're if you're
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  Speaker 6: offering it, and resell them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down. Yeah, I'm not scared.
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  Speaker 6: The thing is, I don't like this is more than enough.
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  Speaker 6: Like I'm here alone, I don't know, there's no I
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  Speaker 6: get out of bed, play video games right there, and
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  Speaker 6: this is this is the ultimate man cave set up
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  Speaker 6: because I play video games that I put on the
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  Speaker 6: game up there. I'm walking a two TV setup.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, like the Celtics game.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I put on the Lakers game right there two
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  Speaker 6: nights ago, and then I play video games right there.
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  Speaker 6: It's just phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. Is that the angle that you're gaming
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  Speaker 1: TV is at.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's usually more flat.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I like it. I I've had this experience before
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  Speaker 1: where like I get into a new place and I
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  Speaker 1: just want people to I want to invite people over,
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  Speaker 1: like right away, to like see it.
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  Speaker 6: You know, before it for two months. I know he
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  Speaker 6: was the first people to see it. That's what I'm saying, Like,
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  Speaker 6: you want like, but it's not it's not ready for
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  Speaker 6: us to see.
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  Speaker 1: You're excited. You want to get us over here. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to have art too. You're saying you're gonna bring art.
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  Speaker 6: I have art. Look at there's art right there. Gave
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  Speaker 6: Davis sign sign photo. He says, welcome here. Can you
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  Speaker 6: hand me that gave Davis? I mean, this is a
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  Speaker 6: collector's item to Harry. Why is there so many stains
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  Speaker 6: now a part of that.
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  Speaker 1: Part of the bills. It's because it's it's been.
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  Speaker 6: Under my bed and I've been also I've been coming
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  Speaker 6: on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could know this is a room stunk like,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean, this is.
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  Speaker 6: A collector's item. Wholl put this in between us?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to put this because this is the future.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast said, once they divvy up all the old podcast studios.
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  Speaker 6: This is all I'm gonna have a photo and we're
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  Speaker 6: just gonna have this I got. I got Dylan right there.
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  Speaker 6: Greer got me that for my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Bob Dylan.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh, you don't have to hand me the album.
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  Speaker 6: It's just a record.
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  Speaker 8: That one.
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  Speaker 6: Actually, you can hand me that one. That one's fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 6: I dropped some big money for that.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's so easy to hang something on your wall.
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  Speaker 1: It takes like literally, uh one minute.
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  Speaker 6: This is Dylan watercolor original.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit, bro, your arts as well? This is sick
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  Speaker 1: are These are two pieces.
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  Speaker 6: I showed this to Josh Adam Myers, who's a comedian,
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  Speaker 6: and he was like and he was like, hes his
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  Speaker 6: deep ass voice, and he's like, bro, I would fucking
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  Speaker 6: love to just take mushrooms and just stare at that.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. I could stare at that thing allout the day.
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  Speaker 6: That's exactly how he sounds too.
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  Speaker 1: He came over here.
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  Speaker 6: No. I showed him a picture of it. If you're
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  Speaker 6: talking art, and I said, check out this art. He's
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  Speaker 6: a big music guy too, so I was like, oh,
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: you like you fuck with music? I'm to show you
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: my fucking blowing in the wind.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: That's definitely how the artists intended that to be perceived,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: like for someone who's tripping their balls.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: I came up on my Instagram explorer page like two
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: years ago.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: There's a good show on the Instagram.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: I got another thing coming too. I got this like
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: a wooden a wooden painting. I guess, I don't know.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: It's like someone dude like chill with chisels away at
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: wood and it's Norm McDonald's on U Weekend Update. It's
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: a cool as piece, but it's been ordered for eight
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: weeks now and it still has not arrived. I looked
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: at the dude's Instagram and he was like, he was
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: like I had one post to go viral, and I'm
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: like years behind onnly.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just sending this ship out. He just has to
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: chisel with for the next And then like a.
• 15:23
  Speaker 6: Million people bought ship because he has a ton of them.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: He's got like eagle stuff, he's got always sonny. I
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: think he's a Philly guy. He must be a Philly
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: guy because it's a lot of Philly stuff. And then
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: and he's like I'm not He's like, I don't have
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: the money or I don't have like the time to
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: do I don't care that much. Yeah, but he said
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: it's I mean, he said he was a four to
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: six week thing and it's been seven.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: You're a fuck.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: It's not coming ever. He's supposed to come to the
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: office like one hundred bucks.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: That's not that's not bad to get stolen. I mean,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: you're supporting an artist. He's just gonna rob you.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: A supporting the art. This guy tried to sell me
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: a print. Fuck that. I said, give me the real thing.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: This is real watercolor. No it's not, Yes it is.
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: It's if I took it out of the thing, it's real.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: You can feel like you can feel like the it
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: was like two fifty.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Or you're definitely gonna have to sell that. This is
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I've bought in two pieces of art over the last
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: four years. The repo guy's gonna come in here.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: He's gonna be like, I'm a big Dylan fan myself. Yeah,
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna take this one for fun.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't reported, but yeah, I got absolutely demolished
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: by a TikTok ad yesterday. It was like, hey, big boy,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: tired of like having to suck in your gut when
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: you put on a new T shirt. Damn, it was
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: like T shirts for fat men. Yeah, have you been
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: getting the soda? Have you guys been getting the soda?
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Ads had that hat brand and Dan Soder is like
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: like one of the guys, and they're like, they're like,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: ever wondered how these celebrities with massive heads fitting these
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: nice hats and it's just Dan Soder.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: No, the whole ad is just Dan Sod whole the time.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: And it looks like it looks like it's just a
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: video that they just ripped off his Instagram. His agents like, yeah,
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: it's funny as hell, but uh, I just need some.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Still photos of you and a hat. Yeah, looking like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: a fucking hot air.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: I don't like disorder.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Have a big head?
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he does kind of a No, not grotesque,
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: it's perfect. He's got a perfect test boy.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: He's got a big brain. Bro, I'm coming from the
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: big brain, massive brain I got.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I got a nice head. Petite they have a petite head.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just because since you got that new haircut have.
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: The tiniest little head.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: People are going crazy.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: No one is going crazy over there.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Was everyone? People?
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: We shitting on my fit big time. Yesterday, I thought
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: it was a good fit.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: It was extremely good.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Everyone was like, you look like you're fucking you. Tom
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Mey said, I looked like I was dressed up for
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: school picture day. It was like, because I'm wearing a
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: collared shirt. It wasn't even like a button up shirt.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: It was literally just a shirt with a collar.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It looked cold. It was like a rugby shirt. It
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: was cold as hell. You look like a fucking proper
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: ass lad I will say.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: It was an outrageous fit for a being eighty degrees outside.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Conscious.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: There's a long sleeve with a jacket.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Crazy things. Yeah, Mouke came down and answered the door
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: in the quarter zip today, like, Luke, I feel you together.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: But at least he's wearing shorts. I can't even wear shorts.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Why because it's the dude. It's like, my body is
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: a fucking insane My body is outraged.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: It just does not true. Mirror. I look in the
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: mirror and I'm like, this doesn't even make sense. No,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: your legs are nice.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: It doesn't even make sense that my legs can support
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: the rest of my body.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Need to cash. You're good and what you think you're
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: let are too skinny.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: So skinny, and then it just dud it. Literally it's
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: like straight and then it goes out like my body
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: widens at the top.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: No, the camera's on like the yact. Dude, you your
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: legs look beefy as hell. No, I'm looking up the
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: barrel of your ships. They look like two hamhocks. They
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: look like a hairy upper thighs. You do they just
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: look they look thick, Brook, they look fat, Bro, they
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: are fat. Yeah, so that's why I don't think you
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: should matter. You're proportionately fat.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: No, not even close. It's all hips. Hips don't lie. Yeah,
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: do you ever smoke those things? Zone don't. The biggest
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: waste of money of my entire life. It's just it's
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: like it's this thing called Ripple. It's actually the mango ones.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Not bad Focus, I believe is the flavor. And uh,
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, what is that one called mango? No, it's focus,
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: Mango Focus. Come on, No, let's not be silly. It's
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: zero percent nicotine because John Rich was telling me that
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: he quit nicotine and he said that it was all
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: He said that he got a zero percent vape and
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: he said it was all just He's like, I think
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: that's just oral fixation that I'm addicted to. He's like,
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: because I haven't noticed any withdrawals from the actual nicotine.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: So I'm my plan is to start using this shit bud.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: How is focused the flavor, like even the side effect.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Or like in I think it's like the intended feeling
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: that you'll get from it. This is the only one
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: that's good. What is that one? Yeah?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: What's the of that one?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: I've never had that?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: The the dream. There's one that's like sleep. Explain what
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: they are.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: There's one that's like sleep and it's like dream, and
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: that one it just tastes like you're smoking like lavender.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: It's terrible.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I love lavender, yeah, know when you're inhalient lavender sage
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: and uh damn. I'm trying to think of what other
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: naturally occurring sense that I fucking adore.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: I don't know. You probably can't even think of any No,
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: I can't natural sense that you adore. Idiot, I don't
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: know what you're fucking your palette, brother, They memorize your palette.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: It looks like a good donut though it was so good.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: I already had one clazed. Hell no, I might just
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: have to save a couple though, how long do donuts last?
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: Don't want to be storing those away. I gotta go
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: to the store to him buy just a bunch of beans.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Ca Yeah, what does that cowpoke song where it's like
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: I'm going He's like, uh, he says something about going
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: back to porking beans something like that. He's like, no
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: more steaks, going back to beans. I don't know what
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: it is. That's me though, That's all you need, No
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: more steaks, just beans.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: You need to eat like rid beans and rice like
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a Puerto Rican do Yeah?
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Do we have a Hello Fresh ad today? Well?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Regardless, regardless, I.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Got HelloFresh, so I'm hoping that that saves me. It
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: should save me some money. I had like a sixteen
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: if I used our code, it's sixteen free meals, and
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: I only got eight because I was like, I don't
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: fucking need sixteen meals. The hell am I gonna do
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: with sixteen meals?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You're gonna eat, bro, the Repo met are gonna take
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: your meals.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: And also every meal is for two people, so I
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: have sixteen meals already. I could get thirty thirty two meals.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: I don't need thirty two meals. I don't need thirty
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: two fucking meals. See, if you've seen the fridge, the
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: fridge is the worst part of this place. Doesn't even
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: get cold.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: The layout is so preposterous. They even coming down the
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: hallway to like the two ends. I really feel like
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I'm in like cave hotel and hungry.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a little it's funky, it's weird, but I
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: like it. I like to get like. I'm like Kate,
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: like I need a nice, wacky place, like.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: A stairway to nowhere, trapdoor.
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: I would say that light pisses me off a lot,
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: the switch being right there, cause I have to get
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: up out of bed to turn the light off.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Well you well, the guy come in and handle that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Your bed shouldn't be in here.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: These dudes, see these guys, and they're all these business guys.
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: They stand outside of my apartment all day and they're
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: just like it's like that Eric Andre Skip where he's
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: in Wall Street, and he's just.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Like, well then buy it, we'll sell it. Then that's
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: what they do.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: All the dude sit outside of my apartment the other
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: day for literally two hours, just yelling on the phone
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: about AI.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's like a job out here, just
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: be seen talking about Aye. It's all it is bike class,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I bike past a like tech startup where they it's
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: in like a garage, so they open up, which is
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: which is it does not have to be in a garage.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It doesn't at all.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Now they're doing that because like Steve Jobs and fucking Amazon,
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: they're like, well they started in a garage.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: It's like a trendy garage too. It's like a cool
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: ass garage with like fucking Wi Fi and self watering
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: plants and ship. But it's just like these techtoos that
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: just need to be seen, yeah, doing this shit, like
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: they just need to be out in the public, like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: living their fucking main character best life. It's kind of sweet.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I respected.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: I respect it too.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It's good people watching tell the story of what happened.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yes, So yesterday I'm playing video games
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: and I always talk about how like people will come
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: and they'll go over to that the stairs.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Across the street photogenic as there.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Girls will sit on the stairs and like take pictures
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: for like ten minutes and I and I send pictures
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: to my friends and I'm like, look how insane this is,
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: And then yesterday.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Look how rich I am. No, it's people want to
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: take pictures outside my apartment. Outside of my apartment, the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: people next to me, outside of your apartment. What are
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: A street across your view, A different neighborhood, But that's
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: your view. This is like my neighbor This is like
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: your neighborhood, and that's big cast neighborhood.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your view, though you look at it and
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: uh yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: So yesterday I'm sitting I'm playing video games, and I'm
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: talking to my buddies, and I'm like, dude, there's people
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: outside of my apartment right now filming tiktoks and they
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: have like the camera like mounted on the staircase. So
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: I recorded it to send it to them as I do.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: So I sat in my chair and I zoomed in
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: and I recorded it, and I was like, this is hilarious.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: I send it to them and they were like, that's
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: fucking insane. And then I was like, oh shit, they're
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: both recording now, because the first time the girl was
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: recording the dude. So I'm like, oh, and now they're
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: both going at it and they've got the camera mounted.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: So I stand up and I for some reason, I
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: don't know what the fuck I was thinking. This is
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: a massive window right here. And I go and I
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: stand next to the window. I'm at the window recording them.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You can see everything from the street.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: Everything, And and I go, and I mean, I'm seven
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: seconds in and the dude just turns and makes direct
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: eye contact with the camera.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I think I have audio of me being like, yo,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, they just fucking they just saw me. Let
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: me hey, I'll play it. I it was.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: And then they come up to the window because.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: It's street level, because they're eye to eye with you,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I got oh really, really ship, they fully just oh ship,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: They fully just saw me.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: Oh ship, they fully just saw alait. But in this one, like,
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: look at you can I can send this to you
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: guys who actually we definitely cannot put this in. But uh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: look at this.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Look at that dude us in direct eye contact with
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: the camera. Oh my god, dude, he was in the
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: middle of a set.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: Look at that, just staring into the lens.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: It looks like you caught the foot. It looks like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: you caught a sasquatch.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: And then they I instantly I go back to sitting
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: down and I'm like, dude, they saw it, they saw me.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: And then I'm like, they're right outside my apartment. And
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: they're outside of my apartment waving to me, and I'm like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: I gotta and I got like I gotta say something.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: So I opened the window and I'm like what and
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: they're like, were you just recording us? And I was like,
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: what the fuck are you guys talking about. I was
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: like no, I wasn't just recording you.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: And then uh.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: It lasted for like ten minutes. They kept on coming back,
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: and then I realized that they were just straight up kids.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: I thought they were like like in their twenties. They
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: were like seventeen at most.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy. And they were like, can you buy
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: us Taylor Swift tickets? And I was like no, like
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: we see where you live. No, you should have did it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, I can't buy you fucking Tailor
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Swift tickets. Get them off.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: But they kept coming up and I would go out
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: with my big ass gaming headset on and they're like,
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: are you a gamer? And I'll be like I'm busy.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: They were like what are you? I was like, I
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: was like, guys, I can't talk anymore. I'm like, I'm
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: in the middle of doing something. I'm like, what are
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: you playing call of duty? And I was like, no, no,
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I'm not playing call of duty. You fucking kids, fucking idiot.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: If I was, you wouldn't get it. You don't know
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: how many men died in Vietnam in the Vietnam War
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: for nothing. I'm studying right now.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, you became old so fast. It was so embarrassing.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I spent the least time as someone young.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: I was ever mortified.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: You're the old man. You're literally an old pervert to them.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: I'm worried that that there's gonna be a video that
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: surfaces of me hanging out my window being like, get the.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Hell out of here. I'm busy. I just passed the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: pizza through the window. Just hang it up through the window.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go downstairs on the ledge. There's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: twenty dollars on the ledge. That's like a video.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: It was literally I'm in pajama pants and this sweatshirt
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: and it's like three pm and I'm just hanging out
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: the window with this big ass headset on what.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I wasn't filming? You, No, I wasn't why would.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: I be filming you. I'm not a fucking pervert. Well
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: then just bias Taylor Swift tickets if you're not a pervert.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It was mortifying, dude, Damn, high school kids do have
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: the fucking juice so nervous.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: I'm actually surprised that I even opened the window because
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: I was like, eventually I got that big ass headphones on.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: They see the headphones. I could just pretend that I
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: don't see them, but then they got I was worried
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: that someone was just gonna sail a brick through the
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: window because that I was thinking about. I was like, dude,
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: well how has that not happened? I was no one
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: just launched a brick through this window. If I was
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: a homeless dude, I'd be all over this street just
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: launching bricks through windows.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: So so breakable, I know, And you got six and
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: they're like.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Big only they're hit him though only the big one opens.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think that matters for a brick, No, I
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: think is breaking that bitch fuck regardless of it open.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy. You can really see everything. If like
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: during like some BLM shit, they would have had a
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: field day. Oh yeah, they would have been doing target practice.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it would have been like Charlemagne.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: I remember that's Charlot Magne video where he's talking to
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: post Malone. He's like, this was like before like any
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: of that big shit happened, the Black Lives Matter movement,
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: and post Malone was there like promoting his.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Album like, I don't know, I'm saucing on you.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess I've been saucing a lot late.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, balling on you. Did
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you see that he put out or he had a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: lyric that he's like I drank thirty high noons or
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: No, I didn't see that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Best promo for the pirate ship that we could get, Man.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: That's huge. I thought he was like sober now or like,
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: I guess he doesn't do drugs anymore and he quit smoking.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen him recently, but I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: think he's on all the drugs.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's what everyone says, and they've been saying that.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, dude, he's covered in tattoos. He's always going
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: to look like that. But he yeah, and he's also dude,
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: he's like, I don't know, I don't. People have been
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: saying that since he was famous, everybody there's always posts
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: that are like we need to check on posts Malone,
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: we cannot lose post, and it's like, dud, dude, it's
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: weirder for you guys to be like suggesting that he's
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: about to die.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he's like, dude, what do.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: You guys like, I'm totally fine.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I have had boys though that said that they're not
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: on drugs.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: And they are.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just because someone's like, oh, I'm actually sober right now,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: but I think it made Dude, he lost a shit
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: ton of weight, Like, I think that's also thing. Everyone's like,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: that's what drugs do.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: No, but everyone's like, he's so skinny now, but it's yeah, ude,
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: he also used to be very fat and then he
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: stopped drinking and he lost his ship ton of weight.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: That's completely normal. Jonah Hill, Yeah he's on something. Do
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: you think, dude, he's I think or just do you
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: think when you're that big and you lose all that
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: weight you get you become like addicted to losing weight
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: and then you just go as far as you possibly can.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: That makes sense because he's lost in like I mean
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: he's a twig now, but he also has every resource. Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: it's true to him, you know what I mean?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: If you want and ozempic literally is steroid for losing weight.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Like it's like a miracle drug.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta get on that ship. And you think
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: I could even get it, I think you could, But
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I think everyone.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Can get I think it's extremely expensive. I think it
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: costs like half as much as this apartment.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I'd have to run that by the accountant.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be like, na, you could have the apartment,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: man or the ozic.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is a career investment. I could write it off. Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: I was struggling to perform on stage because I was
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: so goddamn fat. I was a running out of.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Breath, wheezing on stage. Yeah, sitting down. People think you're
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: sweating because of anxiety, but it's really because you're burning
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: so many calories sedentary on your feet or still on
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: your feet.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: I sweat on stage like so much, it's absurd. That's
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: the point that I'm actually, I think this is good
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: for me.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I think I think this is like healthy what you
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: counted as a workout.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: On Viva labam Ban, mar Jerr's dad the hell is
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Viva labam Ban mar Jerra show on MTV.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: You don't know who Ben mar Jerry is. No, well,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you don't even have to. Yeah, it's crazy culture. I
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're uncultured, bro. Perhaps, but his dad
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: used to like drive a riding mower and he'd like
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: come in and tell his wife that it was like
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: a workout because he had to like steer the way. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: at the steer the wheel right and left.
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: You ever been on a driving mower. I've never been
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: on one. No, because I was a push guy.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean I never had enough acreage. I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: never had enough land.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: I was a landscaper for a while for guys one job.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I had a landscaping business as well, but uh, it
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: still didn't necessitari.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Guys weren't cutting lawns. I was cutting the best, like
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: a staple and landscaping cut lawns on my neighborhood. I
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: had my own seek out the biggest lawns. So we go,
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: we're gonna have fun with this one.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: And you do it by push? Yeah, So what's different
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: than that than what I'm doing?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Sounds like you've never been through the fucking dirt.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Bro, Dude, I had a up. My angle was like
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a fucking black diamond.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: I did that too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I was up and down a hill.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: I was going it straight up. The scary at going
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: down is because you're gonna lose it. Yeah, like you're
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: losing it the whole time.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: You never have it. That's how you get going the fastest.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: Though. I tell you about when I when I did that,
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: and uh, and I got poison ivy really bad all
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: over my body because we were I was convinced that
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: I wasn't allergic to poison last year. Now this was
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: seven years ago.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Probably remember last year when you went poison ivy all
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: over your body for a whole year, Well that was
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: that was. Uh.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Pitaisis rosetia, and uh, it's all the same to me.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: I wake up every morning and I look at my
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: entire body and I'm like, it's coming back. Really, it
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: was a night. I have scars on my arms. I
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: have like white spots all over my arms from it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: That's not scar though, No it is. It probably looks cute. No,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: it probably looks like fucking little leopard spots.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Dude. It was so goddamn bad and everyone I'll pull
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: up the picture if I have I don't know. I
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: don't know. It's on my old phone.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Pull it up.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: But no one believes how bad I showed you the pictures.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: No one believes how bad it was. Everyone's like, oh,
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: he has a rash. No, dude, it was my entire body,
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: like not. There was not a millimeter of space without
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: a bump.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 6: first ball. Back to the show, I was like a
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: fucking crocodile.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: It's hard enough to find love as it is. Yeah,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: looking like that fucking insane that puts you back inside,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: that put you under your your frumpy clothes, that got
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: you out of the gym, got me out of the gym.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: That was That was it happened because I got back
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: into running and then I went on three runs and
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: I woke up and I was like, whoa, what is this?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: So the fact that you had uh, poison ivy and
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: pitariasis roseation makes me think that you have little soft
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: ass bi skin.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Well everyone gets poison ivy. Uh me, And that's what
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: you think I've never had until you're in the fucking
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: shit and you're cutting down poison ivy. You're cutting down
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: poison ivy vines with a machete. And I'm like and
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, now I'm not.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: The dude was like, are you allergic to poison ivy?
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Is like any is any of you guys not allergic?
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: And I was like no, I'm not, and uh all right,
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: yeah no I am not allergic. And so I went
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: out there. He's like, going to my room, grab by
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: machad and start uh at this poison ivy and I
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: did it all the poison ivy out of there. He's like,
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: when you get home, take a cold shower, because even
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: if you're not allergic, like this will get you and
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: I was like, all right, absolutely did not do that.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: We would do it early in the morning and we
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: were in high schools. Then we would just go hang
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: out the rest of the day.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: And that man's name was Andrew Huberman. And that man's
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: name was Andrew Huberman, the original cold shower. Yeah, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I got.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: Poison ivy everywhere all over my dick.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Damn, you got pictures now.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: I did have it on my face. I got poisoned
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: sumac on my face.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Well, you have a fucking susceptible ass body to these
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: skin diseases.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Dude, I was rolling around in poison ivy vines.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: Because it was part of the job. Dude, We'd like
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: to question my work ethic. If Dave told me I
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: had to go out right now and roll around in
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: poison ivy vines, I would have been brother, I already
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: did it. It's already been done. Job's finished.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: My firefighter by buddy told me about this firefighter that
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: he went into a fire and they had basically gotten
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: like they had completely contained the fire, and he wanted
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to be able to prove that he was in the fire.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: He wanted his uniform to be dirty, so he literally
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: got on the floor of the fire and rolled around.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: That's insane. And because he rolled around like the fire
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: like got back out of control and burned down eight houses.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Because are you allowed to be saying this. We're gonna
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: have to cut this.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: This was it was years ago, but it's just.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: Like I'm sure the families have not recovered from that.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: It was like last year, dude, this is fine.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: It was like people like living intense.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Lost my entire home because that dude wanted to make
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: it look like he actually did his job that day.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wanted to get a little smut. He wanted
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to get a little smart on his bucket fire fire
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: of rolling around on the ground in the middle of
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a fire to get valor and then making it fucking
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: that much worse burning down everything.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: That's nuts.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: What a piece of shit to get in trouble. That
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: was definitely you at at the landscaping job, like, Harry,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: why have you done shit today?
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: What do you do?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: No, I was.
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, Well, the thing is I became
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: the boss. I was the boss. I set up the
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: whole thing. I set up the operation. I was recruiting
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: dudes for the for the team. Because I'd be like, oh,
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: I don't want to work today, let me get another
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: guy in the mix and then chop throw me that
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: ten percent. I was a young like I was at
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: a millionaire mindset has at a young age, and yeah,
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: I would be like I would be laying in bed
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: ten years old. However old I was thirteen, and I'll
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: be recruiting people from bed on snapchat. How do you
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: how does this sound? And you want to make a
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: little money today? And they'd be like yeah, And I'd
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: be like, all right, you're we're one of the four
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: guys today. Because the thing is, even if we only
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: needed two people, we would and four. That was a
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: whole That was the whole part of our thing. Four guys,
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: I was always four guys.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Had to be because that's the name of the company.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Would request to be like, we only need two people
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: for this job, and I'd be like, how does two
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: for free sound? You paid two, you get two for
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: free because we're getting four. It's going to be a
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: four man operation no matter what. The worst job I
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: ever did was we had to just we just went
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: to some place and she was like, I just need
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: you guys to move these cinder blocks and we showed
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: up and it was like twenty thousand cinder blocks and
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I broke, I burst or I tore a tendant in
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: my arm doing it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, you showed me the pictures that to intend of
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: that bass bump on my arm. Here's the thing, though, dude,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I've heard you talk on the phone as an adult,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: and it's nowhere near as commanding as you say you
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: were when you were a ten year old.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: I was running shit as a ten year old with.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Your like un pubertyed voice.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: While I was talking to my account because the thing
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: was he seemed mad, my accountant. Yeah, he's probably been
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: listening to the pod. He probably know so I'm talking shit.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: You think he actually listens to the pod?
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Absolutely not. There's no chohy would he be listening to
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: the podcast.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: My family members don't even listen to the pop. Now, bro,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: pop that next bottle on the champagne. Oh, I'm all said,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: no popping for me. Get you right, Well, don't spill
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: this ship.
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: Because I just got the floors redone, this whole thing,
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: last thing I needed to get the boys back in here.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I just want to hear the pop. Come do it
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: on camera and sit next to us while you do
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: it in the middle here, I need to see this
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: pop shits aimed right at your head.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: No not.
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: The TVs are actually, I mean those are those TVs
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: combined are like one hundred and fifty dollars TVs? Are
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: they just give them away?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Now? Oh yeah, they're cheap as hell. You should.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: I'm so happy I went with the fifty inch instead
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: of the sixty five. I think the sixty five would
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: have taken up the entire room.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: It would have been on the whole wall. You'd be
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: able to see down the block. See he's doing somebody,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: See how he did it? See that?
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: That brings me back to Vietnam. And it's a whole thing.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: And now I'm tense thinking about.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: All those good men that we lost.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus Christ, I uh, give move some some prosecco.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It's that Italian champaign, it is, I think, so. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: don't know that sounds Italian prosecco. Yeah it does sound Italian, Dude,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I fucking went to Uh. I was late because I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just booked this trip to Africa. Yeah, forty five days.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah and soon, Yeah, it's right around the corner. You're
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you gonna be here for the end of the act. Yeah,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I forgot.
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: So I'm like working my whole schedule around that, canceling dates,
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: moving dates. I have not done a single thing on
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: a pretty light summer coming up.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I just found out I have a light fall coming up.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: Oh ship, Really, I.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Don't have any football shit going on this fall. Really,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: the gambling competition got moved to a basketball competition.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: So now I have a mall fall.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: That's crazy because betting on basketball blows.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I am zero for four cuts?
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Who why no?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I don't. We really don't have to cut.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: It's all opinion based.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I love betting on basketball.
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: Genius time in the Celtics one. I think I'm the
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: fucking problem. Yeah, I'm not going to bet anymore. So
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: I bet I had I had an eight leg parlay
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: and everything hitting and the Lakers lost.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, But I'm going to So I'm booking this trip
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to Africa.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I have it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I booked it. I paid probably about half of what
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you owe in taxis to it. A lot of fucking money, dude,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: an unfathomable amount of money.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: How much a lot? Tell us how much you can
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: get an idea like to come? You like to come
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: in here and talk a lot of ship and be like, yeah, dude,
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: my apartment is less expensive. How much you drop on
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: this vacations like fifty thousand dollars? No, no, no, no, no,
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: not that, not even not even. I wish it was
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: fifty k I wish, I genuinely do. But uh, you
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: have equity? Did you get penstock? Did you get to
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: pay out?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Dude? I know how much you're paying for this place.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: All that ship went out the window. I fucking looked
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: at the street yesterday and I was like.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: No, what.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: I felt like, you got you gotta fucking pay out.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I felt like I've been this whole time, this whole
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: time Sasine like I can't I can't know this, and
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that I had to pay for my boys in Iceland. Meanwhile,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I walk into this palatial state in the most desirables.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: Told me to pay more, told me to pay four
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars a month.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, no, gotta be one of
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the nicest box it's right by everything.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: It's actually not by anything. I mean, I guess our
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: old apartment was just like right at the train. But
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: now I'm a thirty minute walk to the stand and
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: I used to be like a fifteen minute walk right
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: by the cellar though where I don't work.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're about to be no, not here, you are.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: No one's gonna recommend me. No your guy, no one
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: will recommend me.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: He pops in the door like crane. Yeah, my fucking uh,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I can recommend you. But so I have to go
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: to Africa and I just got a call back from
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the travel agent and they said, your passport expires in December.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: You need to get a new passport. I'm going in
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: fucking July.
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: That makes no sense. It doesn't make any sense at
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: all to get a new passport by then two weeks. Yeah,
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: I should be able and you can get it what expedited.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like a fucking headache, dude. And also,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: why doesn't it expire when it expires? Yeah, six months
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: before it's expired. It's inspired. What the fuck does that
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: makes no sense when you're eighteen and a half, Like, actually,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to be eighteen to.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Do when I when I turned twenty one, when I
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: was in Denver, I had to I wanted to buy
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: alcohol and I went in with my vertical ID and
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: they were like yeah, no, we can't take this. And
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: I'm like, but I'm twenty one and it's a real idea.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Well sorry, man, no, you can't buy alcohol like that,
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: So what's the rule? What is the rule? Then? Yeah,
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: if it's not twenty one, yeah, I'm twenty one, it's
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: my birthday, my birthday. What do you think?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I got a fake ID with today's date on it, like.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: I planned on it. I was like, I'm gonna go
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: and get a fake ID and it's gonna be my
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: birthday on the fake ID.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: The fucking date should be the date. The expiration date
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: should be the day. I'm not drinking it.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: If you don't think it's real, it's a real ID.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of want
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: to just in protest, not do anything about it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: Just want to the airport and definitely don't do that.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Get to the airport and get denied.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: We have tire control over these rules.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: It's but I would not do that. Yeah, like the
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: local African consolate.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Or something like that.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll up. I'm sure they'll be really fucking welcoming. Yeah, damn, dude,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: did you know that the fucking white people did some
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: bad stuff in South Africa the whites. Yeah, I was reading.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: I was, well, South Africa is a really dangerous place,
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: isn't it. They're they're they're like they rob a lot.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I think they might be a bit of them or
• 46:29
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• 46:31
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• 46:33
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• 46:35
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• 47:51
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• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I would take them for what you said.
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't even that wasn't even like me saying anything
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• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Darts is coming up, dude, careers on my ass. He
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: on your guys, asked about darts every day every day.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: He's like, dude, so when you get there, like you'll
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: be able to sit with us.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: We have.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: And then he checked my touring schedule and was like
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: so it looks like you're not going to be here
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: for darts, So do you want me to sell your ticket? Like, dude,
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: I don't even like, I don't even know what we're doing,
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Like what this is. I don't even remember agreeing to
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: doing darts.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I remember agreeing.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: I mean, dude, he's he's probably I mean's probably stressing
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: you because he probab dropped like five thousand dollars on darts.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Well did you pay him for gets it? What? Oh? Yeah,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: did you pay him?
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: So then why is he bugging?
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Oh, okay, well someone can just have
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: my ticket. Yeah, but I'm not I don't need to
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: be like selling my darts ticket on a third party app.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: I don't think anyone's I can't imagine darts is selling out.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: It might be it's probably cheaper tickets.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: He hit me up a while ago, He's like, do
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you and your wife want to go? And I told
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: her last night that you're we have tickets to darts
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: and she's like, who am I going to talk to?
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: It was fucking awesome. I'm actually kind of bummed that
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to be here.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I like show her the video of like Max walking
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: down the streets, like, who am I going to hang
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: out with? Yeah, I'll bring my boy Mike.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be in Ontario, California. I got some
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: dude hit me up asking me if I wanted to
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: do a show at the Comedy Store. But I'm there
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: and I can't do it, which is sucks.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: But also to send your four boys from Landscaping also.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: A blessing, and I'm not doing it because the lineup
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: is insane. Who would have bombed harder it was? It's
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Bert Kreischer, Jay Pharaoh, Neil Brennan, Lisa Traeger and Steve
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Fury and j Jesus Jesus Hazo's trio. I would have
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: bombed my imagine me following Bert, Hey, what's up?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Guys? Hey?
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: You guys doing I'm gonna keep the shirt on for
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: this one, or I tell you I take my shirt
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: off to That would be hilarious, Like they'd like, yo,
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: put that?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: Would be arrested public nudity?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Took off your shirt? Somecenteen just took his shirt off
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: here without her shirt would have been cool to do
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the store though, who hit you up? KFC?
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Apparently he just had Steve fury on and he was like,
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: he was like, he wants to have you on a
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: show when you're out there. What the fuck?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn you're lit.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Well I'm not. I can't do it. Did you get
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: just for last that you don't find out about that
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: for a while. I actually don't think you even find
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: out until like the week before you go.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: So you should be preparing as if you got it. No,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: yeah you should. No, yes you should. You're gonna get it, dude,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be fucking sick. Let's go up and do
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a vog for it. Oh what socks? No match? Oh?
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: No, clothes are tight around here. I got my Korea
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: Vet shirt on, yeah, which cost There was a big
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: There was a controversy when I wore that last time.
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: People were pissed. Why they're saying he was stolen valor
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: maybe the Korean Vet shouldn't be selling their ship at
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: thrift stores. Then that's how I got the shirt.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: He thought he thought he's hold his own ship. Yeah, true,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: like a fucking eighty year old Korean war vat coming
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: up to you being like where did you serve?
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Where'd you do your basic draining? Ex Actually a fucking awesome, sure,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: some guy checking you? Is Korea?
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: Is the Korean War the Forgotten War?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I forget about it?
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it's the Forgotten War, right, that's what
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: they call it. When was it?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I think between World War two and the Vietnam War? Yeah, fifties.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Who are we fighting against? South and North?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I think were they South?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: We fuck with the South heavy now, right, But we
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: have to because the North they're trouble they're troublemakers over there.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: But the South, as we learned earlier, has all the culture.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: They got all the pop stars all of Asia, not
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: just of the Koreas, of all of Asia.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: Well that's interesting. I didn't know that. Yeah, I mean
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: they're I don't think they're even allowed to have pop
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: culture in North Korea. They're not.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: It's just like the gracious leader giving speeches.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: Dude, he just does whatever the fuck he wants. He
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: literally he has his own empire.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you could go to the Kim jong Un
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: golf matches where he's scoring eighteen holes in once and
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: like the crowd's going nuts, like the fucking waste management
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: open people are just going nuts.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they love him watching it. They have they're forced
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: to love him. I don't doubt they actually like him.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah they like him, Uh definitely not huh yeah, yeah
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: they don't.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: If they want to have like a good life, they
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: probably love him.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: They also, I mean, I guess they don't really know
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: any other. That's how they always lived. Like, Yeah, we
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: just got this one dude who just controls everything we do.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: That girl, Yomi you know, Yomi Park Park. What's your name?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Yea Park who went on Rogan and then went on
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Andrew Schultz's show. Oh yeah, how was that? It looked good?
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I saw some clips from it. Looked's super interesting. But
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: then like I've seen scores of people online being like this,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: she's fucking lying. And when Andrew Schultz was in our office,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, what was good with her when she
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: came on the show? Like why does everyone say she's
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: like lying all the time? He was like, probably because
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: she's lying all the time. Nuts. I was like why,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: and he was like, it's it's probably a thing where
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: she like takes all the crazy stories that she hears
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: and tells them in the first person. Yeah, to try
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: and really illustrate the depths of it out there. But
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: there are people who are online and I don't even
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: know whose side they're on North Korea's side, who are like,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: she's fucking lying, Like who are they working for? I
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: don't know, but that is hilarious how you can just lie,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Like because there's a there's a there's a clip.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: I saw of this comedian who has a bit and
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: he's like, uh, he's like an African dude, and he's like,
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: he's like, when I grew up in Africa, we would uh,
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: we would, we would take the youngest zebra and we
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: would all we would, we would tear the skin off
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: and we'd wear it as his shelter. It was something
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: like that, something with a zebra. And then he's like,
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: and it's funny because I've realized that if you say
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: anything about Africa, America's Americans will believe every single word
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: of it. He's like, none of that happened, and the
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: whole crowd the entire time he's telling their story, they're
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: like tearing up and ship and he's like, all of
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: that was a lie.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: It was aous. He did the same thing. He was like,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: he would be like in press conference, he'd be like,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: we used to hunt lines. Yeah, it's so.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: Funny and people would believe him.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, oh my god, what crazy. It's so crazy,
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: how different culture. Yeah, I gotta get there.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so I want to hunt one.
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's hilarious.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Spears like, what the fuck are you talking about? Where
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: are we?
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Where are we at? Are we over an hour? Oh?
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: We had three minutes. Well I don't think we're supposed
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: to we're not supposed to go out there. Yeah, big no, No,
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: my account and my account and just hit me up
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: and he said, no fire escape. He said, you can't
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: write off the fire escape, so you can't use it.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: He was trying to get me to write off my
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: fucking apartment. And I said, brother, I talk to my
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: buddy Roan. He says, you're a dumbass.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: As a home office.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, something like that. But then I was like, now
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: I can't do that, because then I like he was
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: trying to give me to I don't know a bunch
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: of shit. I think he's like genuinely worried. I think
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: he's I think he thinks there's a big audit coming.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: He thinks we're fucked. He's like, prepare for a storm.
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be a fucking storm.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: What did you do for a Memorial Day weekend.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, it's coming up right.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: No, well, this show's coming out after.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: It just fucking grinded.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Are you going to the beach.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: Definitely not go to the beach. I'm actually fucking pumped
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: to just do jack shipping here. Yeah, I'm gonna well,
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: I got shows where you're gonna paint this ceiling. I
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: got shows all weekend. Actually have shows Friday, Saturday, suntame, Monday.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, so.
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: Probably not a lot. And then I'm in there, We're
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: at the stand, all of them there broke, and then I'm.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Gonna be your I'm gonna be like a cheer mom.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking going absolutely ape ship for you.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, we did it mean last night. Me and
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: Colin did our show last night. It was awesome.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to come.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a good time. You should come anytime it's free.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to come last night.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: Well, then you should have came.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I said we should have call them on today. You
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: said you don't want you don't like him that much anymore.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: It's not at all. I never would have said that
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: of my best lads.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: So then why didn't. Why didn't we have him on today?
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: Because we didn't have anybody on today? But I suggested
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: that we have him all and I'd have texted some
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: freaking some big names. Bro, who did you text? Just
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: text Andrew Shultz? Why didn't we get Andrew Shultz? I'm
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: sure he would have loved this place. We just told
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: stories just so buddy, buddy where he uh would love
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: to have Schultz.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: On where he completely dismantles the North Korean narrative. Yeah,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I guess the South Korean narrative uphold the North Korean narrative?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Is he North Korean? You think could be he's spreading
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: cobD disinformation? All right, let's do these agile on the
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: fire escape.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: That just sounds like a whole thing. But if we
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: want to do that, let's freaking do it. Because I'm
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: down for whatever. I'm gonna go with the flow. Guy
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: said we're not going to Chicago, and I said, we're
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: not going to Chicago. I said, maybe I want to
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: go to Chicago. Around here we think about that. I'm
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: gonna start telling people.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: That we're not going to Chicago, are we.
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: That's actually exactly how it was. I was like, I
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: gotta stay in New York.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Something about this fucking city charges me up. It's so fast.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: It's also just not I don't really understand that. Everyone's like, dude,
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: this is just the hustle and bustle. It's just there's
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: a lot of people here and they move.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I think that's people who go to
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: like Times Square. Yeah, yeah, because he's just what a
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: shithole that is? You used to live there, bro, I
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: know where's next for you?
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: Man, I'm gonna move into your fucking I'm gonna buy
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: your apartment.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Probably now you're gonna probably move to Montalk.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah here, I'm thinking about doing a summer there, just
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: to test it out, just test the waters.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: You should bould get a summer house probably. Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: I'm probably gonna get a spot out in Austin too.
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: Let's get the mothership.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Summerhouse out in Austin. Well, let's just make sure we
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: spend one hundred and eighty three days there.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how much it has to be for the taxes.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: It has to be one hundred and eighty three days.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: So something like that that what Florida is too. So
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: why is Dave always freaking out about like, oh I
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: have to because he goes to Montalk in the summer.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: That makes sense because he Yeah, one hundred and eighty
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: three days is nothing.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like half the year.
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I thought he I would always confused to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: be like, I can't come to New York today because
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: I gotta be in Miami.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Well, he's jets had it.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Then I realized that he one night in West Virginia,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: one night, two weeks in Italy. And also if he's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: spending four months in mon Talk.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You saw he said eighteen months and he's out of here.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: I did, Yeah, and he actually leaving or is he renegotiating?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: You definitely know, you know everything.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I definitely don't know.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: How'd you call him?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: We should have had him come here.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: That would have been awesome.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: If he just coaches up on the couch. Yeah, you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: want to sit in the middle, You want to sit
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: a bitcher.
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  Speaker 6: We should have had him sit in the middle. It's
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  Speaker 6: been amazing. All right, Well, thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see you guys next week.
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  Speaker 1: Next week, big guests, and the week after that, big guess.
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  Speaker 6: True, we do have some big guests coming up.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be sick war mode.
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  Speaker 6: I think war mode. I think Shane maybe Matt for sure,
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  Speaker 6: Matt for sure? Should we get him both? At the
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  Speaker 6: same time, we were just discussing this and we were saying,
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  Speaker 6: or we spread him out and double those views.
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  Speaker 1: It's better for us. Yeah, and then some other people.
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  Speaker 6: All right, all right, see us next week.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to move, shout Tyler, shoutgowing.
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