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Episode 409: Mr. Laurence Hammer · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: It was longer than.
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Everybody? It's not that serious podcast, the
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  Speaker 1: greatest podcast.
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  Speaker 3: In the world. I happen to be one of your hosts.
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  Speaker 3: Michael Elsie Kennan's in the building.
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  Speaker 4: Lamont Okay. Dr Waffle aka beach Bleed Nice, Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna do a mystery shuffle. Which one am
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  Speaker 4: I gonna pick from?
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  Speaker 3: That is a creative and that is a creative, but
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  Speaker 3: lazy solution I like to Yeah, I like to meet
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  Speaker 3: in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: So you want them all, I'll give him all over
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  Speaker 4: the span of.
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  Speaker 3: Over the span of fifteen weeks, over the span of
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  Speaker 3: four months, one of them.
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  Speaker 1: You got them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, what's going on? Everybody's how's everybody feeling? How's
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  Speaker 1: Actually?
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  Speaker 1: Doing Memorial Day? Yeah, Happy Memorial Day, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you to all the soldiers that lost their lives
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  Speaker 4: so we could make this wonderful content for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Day. Shout out to the people are living.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to the soldiers that came to Gang Green
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  Speaker 3: that I can sit here.
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  Speaker 1: So memorialsay, is for the ones that died? Memorial?
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  Speaker 5: Memorial?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and memorial you don't just what is a memorial for? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: reminisce of something doesn't mean that they have to be dead.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Memorials? Mike? You honored the dead,
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  Speaker 1: but with what reminiscing you not? Why would you reminisce? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So why would I reminisces on the living?
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  Speaker 1: Huh? Why would you reminisce on their living?
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  Speaker 3: Why would it be a confusion of whether it's living
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  Speaker 3: or dead?
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  Speaker 1: Why do they have multiple holidays?
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  Speaker 6: Because memorial because they're important, don't have multiple holidays.
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  Speaker 1: So we got Moyal Day, we got veterans.
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  Speaker 3: Veterans are anybody who's been in the army, living or
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  Speaker 3: dead in Memorial days for soldiers that have died.
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  Speaker 1: So again multiple because the Veterans day, the dead ones
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  Speaker 1: have multiple, say that the dead ones have multiple. So
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  Speaker 1: there's multiple, isn't it? And then they also go to
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  Speaker 1: the dead ones. And then we also get the fourth
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  Speaker 1: of July. That's not for them, it's not for them.
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  Speaker 1: But but we tie them in with that, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: do we not? Yes? We do, We're all.
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  Speaker 7: We don't how many times you see every full of
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  Speaker 7: July guys, thank you for your service?
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  Speaker 1: Who I usually I'm not even I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: see that for July. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: God just I never think want anyone for their service.
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  Speaker 1: But neither have I. But not in person, never, not
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  Speaker 1: even not even in private. I don't think is.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy because most of all, most of all, the niggas.
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  Speaker 3: I know it was office workers, So y'all, you don't
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  Speaker 3: even count.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for your service to the postman. Hey us
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  Speaker 1: a chef, he's a federal workers doing doing good work.
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  Speaker 1: Pony express. Yeah, shout out to all them. My service
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  Speaker 1: is my trash man man. That's definitely dickie.
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  Speaker 6: And if you say thanks to your service, you never
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  Speaker 6: went in the army. I feel like, wait, what, Dickey.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for your service? If you say it and
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  Speaker 1: you weren't, like, wait, I don't know if.
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  Speaker 6: You're praising maybe not, if you're running it just in
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  Speaker 6: general like you said, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think that's dickie. That's like saying thank you
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  Speaker 7: to the way that brought to your food. Okay, okay, is
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  Speaker 7: that dick eating? I don't think so. I don't think so.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think though.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think readers don't get a holiday, they don't
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  Speaker 3: get a holiday?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it only dick?
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  Speaker 3: If you like, see a soldier, you're like, yes, your dad,
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  Speaker 3: you might as well throw them.
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  Speaker 1: That is the dick. You might as well throw them.
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  Speaker 4: You might as well give him a full throat salute.
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  Speaker 1: You see a soldiers.
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  Speaker 3: Stream stop you do a straight starts as soon as
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  Speaker 3: he busty goes out ease.
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  Speaker 1: Soldier and he's soldier. These nuts are are empty. These
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  Speaker 1: nuts are yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Memorial Day though company.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out I guess yeah, the soldiers.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to the to the ones that uh that
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  Speaker 3: passed a wee can sit here and forget make fun.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hm wow, how's everybody? Everybody? Week?
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  Speaker 4: Then?
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  Speaker 6: I had a busy weekend. Yeah, it was really busy.
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  Speaker 6: I didn Am Banger. Oh yeah, that was fun.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you doing that. You want to explain what
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  Speaker 1: that is?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So nine Am Banger is like a party that's
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  Speaker 6: based out of New York, and it is exactly what
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  Speaker 6: it sounds like. They just throw parties at nine a m.
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  Speaker 6: But at this point they are kind of like branching out,
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  Speaker 6: so they're going like on a tour, so they're gonna
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  Speaker 6: be like Houston, l A somewhere else. So they happen
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  Speaker 6: to come to Philly and they did like a an
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  Speaker 6: open slot contest where they already had DJ's books, so
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  Speaker 6: r l A, m mahe and Kilsen. It was actually
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  Speaker 6: three DJs I already knew, so they had that slot
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  Speaker 6: open and it was like, if you whoever you know
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  Speaker 6: gets tagged the most, will win that slot.
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  Speaker 1: And it was me that was crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I don't ever win anything, so I think that's the
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  Speaker 5: first time I want something so long.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, then they followed me. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: ship like that, and then they DM made it like yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we're gonna give you a slot. So already cool. So
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  Speaker 6: it was R and B party.
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  Speaker 1: That's moll. I was gonna say, you specialized lane.
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  Speaker 6: So I did nine am to ten thirty. I give
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  Speaker 6: you a healthy slot, healthy slot, whole hour and a half.
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  Speaker 1: It was over.
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  Speaker 6: It ended at three, but I had a wedding after that,
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  Speaker 6: so the three yeah, nine to three, and there's people
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  Speaker 6: that stayed the whole time, but I ended up leaving
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  Speaker 6: at like twelve thirty ish, I think.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, my set went well. I recorded actually I
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  Speaker 1: recorded on my.
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  Speaker 6: On my laptop. I don't even go back and listen
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  Speaker 6: to it yet. People dancing the whole time, singing, So
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  Speaker 6: it was an experience. I would do it again.
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  Speaker 1: I think you would like that. Actually, the fact that
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  Speaker 1: it was early in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: That's a little too early for me. I'm not going
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  Speaker 4: to lie to you. It's I mean, I could make
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  Speaker 4: time for it, but.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the fact that I think that it works
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  Speaker 1: for especially our age group.
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  Speaker 4: And oh yeah, definitely, because we're already I wake up
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  Speaker 4: at nine thirty.
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  Speaker 1: I work at eleven. I didn't realize you worked thirty.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot you wanted to work so late.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean I could wake up. I could
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  Speaker 4: wake up for it.
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  Speaker 1: My day's halfway over by eleven. The thing is, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you was doing in Philly. I was about to
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  Speaker 1: pull up. It was sold out. Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 1: Philly Oh so they's based out of New York. It's
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  Speaker 1: based at y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, there was no way I was making it to
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  Speaker 5: New York by eight.
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  Speaker 3: I had to be there by eight because I was
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I was about to pull up because
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  Speaker 3: I have work until uh I think eleven twelve, So
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I can go get drunk real quick and
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  Speaker 3: to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: You could have.
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  Speaker 6: I could have, but by the time I even heard
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  Speaker 6: about it or saw it, it was already sold out anyway, so.
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  Speaker 1: There was no way to get in. I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a photographer walking into my.
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  Speaker 4: Phone, like maybe from the bag man, I carried the chains.
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  Speaker 1: Carry the chain. But it was cool.
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  Speaker 5: They had like a whole blocker Alex Holly from the News.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say her finance. Yes, she had,
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  Speaker 1: get her on the pod.
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  Speaker 6: Find in person, everyone at her everyone tell her to
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  Speaker 6: get yeah, y'all are from most of y'all from different places.
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  Speaker 6: Tally's on Philly Fox twenty nine News in Philly, very fine.
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  Speaker 7: Tell her to come on the podcast. Everybody just just
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  Speaker 7: spam her. Deans pot her.
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  Speaker 4: In the comments, just say speaks.
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know how we would make that word,
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  Speaker 6: because I feel like her days are just hey man,
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  Speaker 6: I feel like it's the only time she could even
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  Speaker 6: a party because she's on the news from fucking four
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  Speaker 6: in the morning into whenever.
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  Speaker 1: We can make make time for her. We'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 6: Figure out something that was That was that, And then
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  Speaker 6: had two weddings this weekend. I had to do veer
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  Speaker 6: Saturday night as well. So it was just a lot
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  Speaker 6: of straight weddings. Any gay weddings, No, no gay, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: they're both both straight, darn Yeah. The woe was my cousin.
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  Speaker 6: So I did a wedding on Saturday Saturday. It was
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  Speaker 6: like my like we like play cousins, right, but his
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  Speaker 6: wife is Brazilian, but she had like Italian friends, so.
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  Speaker 1: It was a lot.
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  Speaker 5: I was playing a lot of different music that was interesting.
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  Speaker 1: You had the bite le funk going. Yeah, I did
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of it, okay.
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  Speaker 6: And then yeah, I had brunch yesterday and then a
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  Speaker 6: wedding after that and he man, god, I'm sorry. Yeah
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  Speaker 6: right now. Got a dog, oh yeah, got a little puppy.
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  Speaker 6: His name is Harlem Harlem shake, harlema dog. He's like
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  Speaker 6: a he's something, but he a little mix of someone.
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  Speaker 1: He's a mud. He's only a mix with two he's
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, any so if.
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  Speaker 5: I said, my my brother, his girl has a different
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  Speaker 5: dog or like it's her parents, so he comes over sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: He's from like the Virgin Islands or something of that.
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  Speaker 1: The dog.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's literally yeah, from like the Caribbean. He's a mud.
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  Speaker 5: We don't know what he is.
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  Speaker 1: Like he looks like four different dogs and once. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: he probably is. That's a much. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But our dog, the dog we got now, he's chill.
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  Speaker 6: You know, he's only two, a little biracial dog.
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  Speaker 1: He's only two years old.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying, no, you know he's only seven, he's only split. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he's half and half.
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  Speaker 1: Two breeds. Got you two breeds?
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying, You got a mom like
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  Speaker 6: he come from a good family, good household, good household.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, he's literally you can fit like that.
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  Speaker 1: Very cute. He has live brows. It's great. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to go see him. Oh you gotta come home.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna shot on your bed. It's so cute. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't care. But what if it's on, we'll see how
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  Speaker 1: long that lasts. In fact, we will see that will
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  Speaker 1: run out quick. I don't think it will.
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  Speaker 5: You know what, Okay, because I'm I'm tell you had
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  Speaker 5: that dog, you.
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  Speaker 1: Lise, shitty little you little shitty pooh.
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  Speaker 5: The last time I had a dog that was years ago,
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  Speaker 5: like it was before I even moved the township.
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  Speaker 1: M hmmmmmm. So the feeling is new, it's fresh, and
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  Speaker 1: we're saying that it's gonna wear off.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't because I'm about to leave for the dog just
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  Speaker 5: got there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving. I'm going on vacation already.
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  Speaker 4: Wait is it your dog or is it's like hours like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's the collect live there. So yeah, everybody has a
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  Speaker 4: responsibility hypothetically, and I get home the earliest, so I'm
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  Speaker 4: the first one to walk him in.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you have a lot of time alone time, like
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  Speaker 1: one time.
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  Speaker 4: Hypothetically, if you guys weren't to live with each other,
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  Speaker 4: who would get the dog? Okay, yeah, okay, I be
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  Speaker 4: there dog. Okay, I wouldn't have Yeah, you guys, I
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  Speaker 4: would not have time today. Maybe you get some visitation
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  Speaker 4: hours on the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Or you know, never home.
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  Speaker 5: Eventually, I do want my own dog, but it's my schedule.
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  Speaker 4: Happened drastically right right, Speaking of shitty dogs, my day
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  Speaker 4: was going pretty well. I was at the brunch shout
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  Speaker 4: out to Gary, Gary's birthday, went out to set brunch.
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  Speaker 1: That steak was actually delicious. I told you. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: it took a bile.
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  Speaker 4: It's like sweet, but it's like, yeah, the vietname sauce.
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  Speaker 1: It was like the sun side. I was like, may've
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  Speaker 1: be doing some of that. Shout out to briare G
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  Speaker 1: was a DJ.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was really good doing their thing. My sexism
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  Speaker 4: kicked in because I walked in and I was like
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  Speaker 4: a woman, this is an eli. I was curmudgingly listening
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  Speaker 4: like women's mother any more?
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  Speaker 1: Care out of here? Yeah, it's Asian Asian American Pacific
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  Speaker 1: Islander month. What's she doing here Pacific Islands? But she
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  Speaker 1: did her thing. She's nice, Yeah, she's nice.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, did that went to butcher three sixty yesterday?
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  Speaker 4: We still need to go. It was a meat fest.
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  Speaker 4: I have no better way to describe it.
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: The amount of amount of meat I had. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: even I didn't even eat breakfast this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I was meeting up. I was still full of meat. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm a veteran. Now I'll take them. I
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: take the meat. Nothing makes me swea anymore.
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  Speaker 4: But then today I had a little barbecue whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my dog's birthday. What is she doing her birthday?
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  Speaker 1: I get home.
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  Speaker 4: We're at what a Brandy's friend's house, having a little barbecue,
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  Speaker 4: little kickback type thing. I get home, take the dog out.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, it's your birthday, let me take
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  Speaker 4: you out of outside again. Blah blah blah. She's in
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  Speaker 4: the front yard. She's just walking around and I just
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  Speaker 4: see her quickly do like a stop, drop and roll
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  Speaker 4: and she's rolling.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? I snatch her up.
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  Speaker 1: She's rolling in some ship. I look at her. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to leave. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: And she's just like looking stupid like a dog would, because.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm supposed to be rolling this shit? What what?
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  Speaker 1: What's the problem. It's my birthday and this is my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I can do whatever I want. Can You did say
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  Speaker 1: it was my birthday? Is it my birthday or not?
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  Speaker 8: I want to roll in this cat shit? You said
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  Speaker 8: I can do anything. I thought it was my special day.
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  Speaker 8: Dogs just so fucking stupid, And.
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  Speaker 4: She didn't even realize the problems man, and I had
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  Speaker 4: to take my other dog out. So I just had
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  Speaker 4: her like hooked up in the front of our house,
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  Speaker 4: just sitting there on the least.
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  Speaker 1: Like the dog was smelling her, like where's that You
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  Speaker 1: ain't coming in like that ship? Somebody smell like sh
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  Speaker 1: That was exactly what happened. And I called Brandy.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, you'll never guess what happened because she
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  Speaker 4: was not home yet, and she was like again.
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  Speaker 1: Again, she's this dog is a repeat ship roller. She's
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  Speaker 1: done this before. I don't know what possess I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is with the ship that she wants
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  Speaker 1: to rolling it so bad.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, but luckily Brandy gave her a bath and.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: You just got to leave. I was like, I gotta
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: go record the podcast. Yeah, yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 6: At least you got a little short haired dog.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine that was a retriever. I would, but I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't even see it. It's like you can't see the
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  Speaker 4: physical ship just smells.
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  Speaker 3: Like what's that dog that has uh that has like
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  Speaker 3: for like yarn.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, great, Yeah, what is that?
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  Speaker 3: It looks like a fucking mop?
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  Speaker 1: Imagine that? Imagine that rolling. Yeah, just give a man
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  Speaker 1: a fade, give him a fade. Yeah, put your lives.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna fade into doggy heaven, just like Charlie.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, Charlie, Charlie, I don't remember the name. Oh Charlie.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Oh did you hear the sad story behind that movie
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: about the main character. I think so the girl died
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the little girl in life. Yeah, she get murdered. I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty Yeah, she was murdered by her father.
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  Speaker 5: I believe something something like kidnapped or something like that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: No, she was murdered, murdered. She was murdered, but thinking
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: she already did her her sound bite for that last scene.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: So then he had to go in and do his
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: face because he likes brining information. He's like, you know,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I know something, Okay, I know something you do here.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: It comes the way that girl got a horrible death.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: So then so the kicker is okay, okay, it was
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: her father murdered suicide. You would never guess, you know
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: who killed her, the person she trusts the most. So good, yeah,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: real six, real six. Keenan's murdered. Corner King's killed. A
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: corner that's freezy, looking together, like you had, like your
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: winter s. You had like Keenan, p.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: R S Mountain, Judith Barcie, Jesus Barsi, yep, homicide, my
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: god man, homicide, my gun shot, double homicide, her and
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: her mom, and then he killed himself.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah six stuff the old ben lah mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It's like if you want to kill yourself mm hmmm
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, your cross face kill everything. Hey, Keenan helps
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: your week? I mean my week was cool, okay, good, good, good,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, just regular regular nothing cows about
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: what did you play this, Michael? Didn't you have a
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: good week? Oh yeah, tell about that week. I was
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: just talking about one week. No, yeah, I was on vacation. Uh.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I was went to the island of Anguilla, next little
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: tropical vacation. It was a family vacation with quite a
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: bit of people. Actually was me and my fiance, her parents,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: my mother, little brother, step dad's sister, her brother and
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: his wife, two of her sisters, and then two more friends.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: M So it was about it was around fifteen or
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: so people. Okay, we all went to Gilla.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: So basically what we did is we uh it was
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: a long travel day. We got up at two in
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: the morning. Oh no, yeah, man, we.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Had to leave by three to get to.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: LaGuardia and Lee get up the plane and leave at six,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: go to Atlanta, transfer from Atlanta to Saint Martin. Then
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Atlanta and Saint Martin customers and all that there. Then
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: we hop on a boat to Anguilla, customers there, and
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: then we went to the resort. And yeah, it was
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: a four seasons in Anguilla.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Oh y'all were doing this. Oh my god, bro, y'all
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: were doing it. When I took it was it was
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: so fucking beautiful. Bro that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that explains why that person was exactly. I don't
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: want to I don't want to jump in the store.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, be there no cheap jont bro. So my nigga,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: we were in so Biggie had to set up. She
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: played this whole thing like I helped with it, but
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: she like planning this whole thing right, and.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Said, you're not going to take credit for that tinerary.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I fuck no. She made that.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: With hyperlinks and shit hyperlinks of restaurant menus.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like you are.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my dad was the beautiful kind of autistic babe,
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I swear to God. So yeah, we were there like
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: and we were set up in like to these two
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: like villas. I guess you to stay in a hotel.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Then you have townhomes. Then you have villas. And everybody
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: had their rooms.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Like the villa had a pool, had a pool, hot tub.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Then we had a private beach, like I had to
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: walk down to the private beach.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: You.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Then everybody had their own room. We had like a room.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: We had an outside gazebo thing. Then we had an
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: out indoor outdoor shower. Try both of them. Yeah, absolutely
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: absolutely had to have to. Had you think I used
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: the outside try more was so nice.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I never tried the wind whistling on your butt suns out,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: buns out, so we're giving them the full moon.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: We had like these little go carts to ride around
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: the resort. We need to go places like a golf cart. Yeah,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: he said, go cart like a golf cart. Yeah, whipping
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: like Mario Kurt So yeah, man, it was cool. First
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: night we had like a like a like a private dinner,
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: like they brought they sent like these these chef guys
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: over and they cooked and then that food was fucking amazing. Nigga,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: fucking uh seafood, fucking beef stew, coconut rice, rice and peas,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: jerk chick, a whole jerk chicken.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Nigga. I just found out aout Johnny cakes. Mm hmm.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: It's like it's like basically like fried basically fried bread.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: That ship was amazing. Then you know, it was breakfast
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: at the thing.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: They had.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: So things I discovered I liked Johnny cakes.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Hummus.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: That's your first time having hummus or you just steered
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: clear most of the time.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: This was the first time I probably had good hum
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I've tried before, but something about this hum was like, Okay,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: you had the real this is mose, this is this
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: is conflict. Them So that was good fucking passion fruit juice,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: nigga passion fruit.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Juice, delicious, holy ship, delicious stuff and and most important ting.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Ting you you Caribbean motherfuckers have been hiding ting from
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: us for too long.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you like that flavor of it. That shit
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: is delicious, bro Ting.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: It's like a grapefruit grapefruit grapefruit like sparkling soda type thing,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: and it's.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Grapefruit flavored, that's what that's what it says. And it
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: tastes like grape brook I don't like. I don't know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: so I've stayed clear of that one. Like they got
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: other flavors. It's delicious, but like when you posted them,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like Mike, you ain't drinking grapefruit.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: So fucking bodying them shit. And they had a little
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: they had like their own a little special water in
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: these little cartons. Oh yeah, that's the nigga they had.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: That ship was refreshing, four seasoned water.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro it was just great, man. That
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: was So that was Friday Saturday.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: We went on a little excursion.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: No Friday. We came down on Thursday. Friday. We went
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: out to the main beach water was fucking blue and beautiful.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: You could see the fish before you even got into
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: the white on it walking to it. You can see
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: the fish in the water.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: That was great.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Saturday, we went on like a little boat rescoursion out
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: into the bay. We swim out there like there was
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: like a little cliff that my brother and stuff was
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: dropping off us. Unfortunately, he got stung by a fucking
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: sea urchin. Damn the fucking island man. Thinking oh, you're
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: gonna be all right, just everything, he just fucking like
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: doubted his foot and fucking alcohol like I'm an alcohol
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: like fucking like Bacardi, are you good? And then like hey,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: later his foot swelled up and they're like, no, you
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: need to remove some of these pins or your foot
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: to get effected.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you take the nigga, just put the
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: little alcohols and you'll be good. He probably thought that,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: like that can at least take the thorns out that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, if we if the island man says you're good,
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't think I'm good.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean if you never encountered a sea urchin,
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: which I haven't, I'm not gonna go proper handling.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Of it, just like a slider. I'm the moment I'm
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: pulling on them. Sure like what yeah? Man walking around
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: with sea throwing spines in his foot. Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Man. So that was Saday and then Sunday we came back.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I had a great time, man, I had so much
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: fun that like, uh, you guys, if you guys know,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I love the water.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: That's all I did.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Man, just in that ocean, staying there, swimming the water,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: hot water, like warm warm. It was beautiful.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: It was warm, it was nice, it was see, it
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: was perfect. I'll show y'all picture. Y'all seen some people.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I'll show your pictures later. Nigga was fucking gorgeous, fucking
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: pristine ship.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I'll never step my body in this piss in New
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Jersey ever. Again, I can't believe I put my body
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: in this ship before. I don't know y'all y'all been there,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I know most of y'all have you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I've been to the Green before.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm in the Caribbean. Yea water man, it's different.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, even down in Florida where I was at school.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: That is a very stark contrast, stark what we.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Have to deal with up here. H even the sand,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: the water, it's all.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Man, he is definitely different out there. That's the first
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: time we got sunburned, hurt like a bit, and have
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: sunscreen on.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I never got black. I'm ellenated. I don't need sunscreen.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I'm not probably, but I thought I was probably thinking that.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: But then later that day, like after that first time,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I went to the beach and we came back.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Like my shoulders was almost fucking I'm still.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Having a little lingering, Like if you smacked my shoulder
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: right now, it'll really it's really bad.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: I remember the first time I got like sunburned out
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: because I was like, why is my chest still so warm?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: I've been inside for a while, I'm still hot.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: He was cooking. I was like, I'm like, yo, it's red.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is My man was medium rare. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I was gonna slight.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Char You're still feeling No, No, I've never peeled peeled yet.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah yet maybe mine just started peeling.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I've been back for over a week. That's crazy.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I had such a such a such an amazing time.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Man, you're gonna talk about your special guest we.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Saw actually it was a bunch of famous people. We
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: saw like throughout the trip. Apparently, like on the way there,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: my sister was sitting next I guess because it was
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: right after the Nick game.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: My sister was sitting next to.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Charlie ward Really okay, he used to play for that.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I think he was on that Nick team with like uh.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Starts in them. Yeah, that nigga won the Heisman.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: He won the Heisman, Alan Ward, Charlie he won the
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Heisman and then played basketball.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, crazy that is that wasn't it's more money,
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Charlie Warden more money, longer career.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, he heard what it should be.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: He got drafted the first round. Yeah so I think
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: ninety to two thousand and four. So yeah, he played
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: with with Houston.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he was the point guard I believe, like
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: with the Starks and on that, on that during that
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: era Nicks. You know my future follow up, big Nick fan.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: You know, he got to talk to him a little bit.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: That was nice.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Then apparently on my mom my mom on the way
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: over here.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: She was on the flight with DJ Envy because I
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: guess you know, my mom my mom is like she
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: loves the breakfast club, as is most black people over
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: forty right.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, she you know, puts it on Facebook.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I'm on, I want to play with DJ Envy of
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: the record. I'm like, oh my god mother, turn it down.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: So that happened because I guess there was like some
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: festival in Angland and no a Willow, but the Saint Martin.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: It's like the soul music festival. So we did that
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: and then then we saw well we were in the
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: villain number three or whatever, and then I guess in
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: the villa number one was not one, and only Michael
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Jordan saw him. They saw him earlier at breck Michael Jordan,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Michael Jordan, and that's Michael Jeffrey, Michael Jeffrey.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Michael Jeffrey, the goat. Michael Jeffrey was there, old old
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: pis eyes, old cheese, old Cheeseai McGee. He was like.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, I think one day I skipped breakfast
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, Michael Jordan's here. I was like,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: get the fuck out of here, and she was like, yeah, babe,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Michael Jordan was here.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, that's crazy. I went to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: dinner later that night. The place we were in breakfast,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: they sectioned it off. I was like, that's weird. And
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I looked over.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I'll see this big ass bald nigga and I'm like,
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: that could be Michael Jordan, but I'm not gonna make
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: a big deal.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Out of there.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Then and dinner, that party leaves and I see him
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, that's definitely Michael Jordan's and I go,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm nigga fined.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Michael Joran, good job to go. And then
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: he did look back.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's Michael Jordan.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: He said, ship, that's just what niggas letting in. Jordan person.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: He's fatter than you think at this, At this there's
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: no no disrespect fatter.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: He's a husky boy like he's not fat, not fast, huskier,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: he's I'm like, oh he's.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I mean he was. He was a solid guy. When
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: he was the league. He looked like on some Barkley
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: big Now I didn't know, damn no, no. He looked
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: there wearing big suits. He looked normal. He look like
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a normal, but he didn't.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Look like, oh he didn't look trim. Yeah he's hiding
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: the week. I see my weight behind these big pants.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: He didn't fel like he was hiding the pregnancy, not
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: like you, Like I remember that picture of Michael Jordan
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: and Tom Brady playing against those kids at that he
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: was he was husky then yeah he was yeah yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: so ye man ain't working out, man shoot to jump
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: shots today like.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: He's still going the golfing.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: And apparently later on I guess in the morning, I
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: guess Erica's sister was like, I guess, jogging around the premises,
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: and then he said high because she was walking by.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: She's fine, and Mike got Mike's attention. Cool. It might
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: have been hey, Mike, I don't know, hey, hey.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, hey young lady, Hey hey, young thing.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I think I think you got Spanish. I mean, I
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: don't think, don't think get mad.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I mean if you could imagine the world where Michael.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Jordan cares if he's married or not. Yeah, he's Michael
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Jordan's stop. I have a wife, Ghols. Ain't saying that
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I have a wife. She's not here.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: My bungalow is twenty seven b. My wife will not
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: be there. I have a wife, though, just so you know, the.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Wife I do have will not be present, will not
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: be in attendance.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: And therefore cannot judge, and we'll never.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Know what will happen in Bungalow twenty seven B.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: That that again is Bungalow twenty seven B as me
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: as any by myself.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Is inself.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: Shit, you're a better man than me, because the moment
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: I would have heard that somebody, oh Michael Jordan's or
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: the premises, I would have been like Keisha from Forever
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: Find Mother.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Some motherfucking angula police would have put forty five things
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: in your chest.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: How would have been like Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan would
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: have been if it was a six to six bald
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: NBA player, Go where would I be? That's what you
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: be thinking. Oh, Mike, this is about all the richest places.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: There's no casinos on the resorts, so that's number one
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: is shocked.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: He went, yeah, Mike is married. Really, who's his wife?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: If at Prieto? How old is she? Cuban American? She's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: forty seven.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: I was going to say she's twenty nine. That's what
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: they're looking She's they're looking good.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Mike. I see my boy, I see you, all right?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I think what because I forget who his first wife was?
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: What I mean cookie, he's famous?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: No, I need I need to eat it.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I need apple.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: He's not been beating the one you get on allegations.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Hey man, he was on for a minute with her.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: They broke up in six Oh okay, yeah he thinks
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: they had a good run in my personal record book.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, that was my.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Time.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Like I got back, I want to say, around seven
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: eight o'clock yesterday, and yeah, now I gotta fucking go
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: back to work.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: To wash the suitcase for this weekend.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: One question, Mike, are those like that level of vacation
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Is that normal for Erica and her family?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Or is.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: They said they've been there once like five years ago.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, so yes, yes, okay, yes, Yeah, that's what she does.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: That's her, Like she she's always told me, and I
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: see this, like that's where she spends her money. Like
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: she'll save a lot of her money and and like
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: those vacations are big and grand and they cost money,
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: but like she saves her money. And like we say,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: even you know, I'm pitching people, pitching whatever, she'll ask
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: some people to like pitching or whatever, but like that's
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: what she'll focus on. Like she doesn't really go for
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: like spending money on like.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Shopping or like little material.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: She'd rather be like, all right, if I know I
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: can get this really nice vacation, I'll save for two
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: years and boom that makes sense. Yeah, and that's the
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: way you're gonna That was.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: That was you're on board, all right. That was a
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: time and a half and so much fun. Nice. Yeah,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta keep you on Erica close mm hmm, yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I want to go. Hell yeah, hey man, we gotta
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: hit a double date. We gotta be best friends now,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: we gotta be more than best friends. NTS four Seasons Trip.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Put it on the calendar, twenty thirty five ship. No,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: we just put it on Q credit card. Yeah, cues,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: not even the not the podcast. We're just gonna put
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: it on here wes his action. He can though, now
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you got it. Just put on his car. He got it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: They're on the melon account. M put it on the melons.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: H I know they got it. They got Nascars, Nascars sponsorships.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: It seems like they went every year rigged.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: They do be winning. I wouldn't be shot. But yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: y'all see que down the Florida shooting pigs.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Wild hogs, Like, what the fuck is he doing killing hogs?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: That's what they do have Federal hogs rolling through the crops.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Real too, a car, you know, I always theoize, that's whim.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: He don't really go down there to work. He go
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: down there to get his twenty five percent home.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, absolutely down their guns, big earphones.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Big big earphones, gags in the button shirt and fatiga
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: animals KILLI suits and fruits.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: No, he's not even wearing that. He he wearing regular
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: business attires, shooting rifles. Trucker just a drug add with
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: the melon on it. My man got and go straight
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: to the rain. One single water melon on it. Yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: you know what it is. It's the melon boys. But
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: he's down there for half the year. Literally, it doesn't
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: add up. Yeah he does six months, right, it seems
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: like close enough something like that. Twenty five percent is
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: winning something like that. See it?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Oh man, Well what we got going on today?
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I want to give a shout out happy uh mental
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: health awareness months.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: World up.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: I don't have much more to add for that, but
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: just you know, make sure your mentals right. Don't neglect
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: the mental side of things. Money is important, job is important.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Work life balance is also.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Important, though, amen. Yeah, call off, Yeah it's okay. To
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: take it because if you die, they're gonna replace you quickly.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: That indeed pulled, sir. LinkedIn post will be up by monday.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Wore, your body's even cold before your before before all.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: The ship is out of your body. They're gonna have
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to post up to replease you. So take off. Please
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: do it, please tomorrow I should be No, I'll be there, man,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I'm off until next Tuesday. Damn, I should have taken
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: off so long. Well till thursday. Well, they didn't put
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: me on the schedule. Okay, you actually you're getting fired.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: You need that's a classic maneuver for such jobs. You're
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: getting phased. I got this schedule for next week. Keep it.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I got the schedule for next week. I'm still in there.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: So I'm only scheduled for four hours over the next
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: three weeks. Is that normal? It's normal for you, regular
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: for niggas, we're gonna fire regular for the soon to
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: be let go.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: But speaking of shout out, shout out to the one
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: dude I seen at the at the wedding yesterday.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: He came up to me.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: He was like he was one of the workers. He
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: came up, he dapped me up. He's like a big fan.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I was appreciate you, brother.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: He's like, yeah, I want to put you, blow you up,
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: put you on the spot from all these people. But yeah,
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: keep doing what you're doing.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, appreciate it. I don't think that would
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: do anything. I mean because those people, you know what
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm doing a wedding, like they don't know that. Yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I mean at least no.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Well, I went to school where we went to school
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: with one dude that was there. I was actually assistant.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Got married.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: But he knows about the poe. But most people here,
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: you know, So yeah, shout out to that. I didn't
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: get his name. Even if I did, I probably I'm
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: bad with names when I first meet people, right, but yeah,
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: shout out to you.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Bro. He was cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: But he doesn't have the patreon. I did ask him.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, you a patreon described He was like, nah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: you're a big beat. He's ain't gonna lie.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Well it's all right. The economy is Yeah, thanks for listening, though, it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Ain't that rough, nigga.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: It's not a I'm playing together. Come with that five nigga,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: stop playing answer for nothing? Great?
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom actually started listening. She said it like
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: the sneakiest way. She was like, she started talking about
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: the Vegas trip, and I was like, She's like, oh, yeah,
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: they were talking about their trip and how they're gonna
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: go to there, how they're going.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: To go to such and such. And I was like, yeah,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: my mom, keep listening.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Though my mom don't listen. She was never really a listener.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: She's just like watching the clips. But even then she
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: don't even watch either.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: My parents aren't watching this.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Myna my aum be watching the clips on YouTube.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Two shirts.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Actually, my aunt used to watch the episodes on faith YouTube.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: She's watch my death.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Word up. He was gonna say, that's the one that
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: was deaf. She she was tuned in. I don't know
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: if she watches anymore. I haven't.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: I haven't got you, just as I saw today. But
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: I asked about it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Tony deaf jokes, she said, we do be having them. Ableism.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I've heard enough able ism. I quality equality fair. I
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: like that we can run with that. I like giving
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: jokes to everybody. I think everybody should be able to
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: be joking. Everybody should be able to joke on equality
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: to a certain extent.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Especially the deaths, not especially death especially because they don't
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: hear it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: They don't hear it enough. Readers don't never know.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: You got to see it twice sometimes you got to
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: repeat it.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: The deathep.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Definitely, Guy, Okay, what is this? What episode? What is said?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like family Guy. He was like,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: it's like that.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: It's like there's something about Then you mentioned like a
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: pap rally out of death school.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Damn. They love making death jokes. They also had the
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: special Olympics one where they had the They had a
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: special Olympus episode where they had the blond people walking,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: they had the mute but then the deaf people like
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: they were like, we don't know where where the death
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: team is. They were still in the room along. Hey guys,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you go the next Yeah, that's crazy. That's like, no, really,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I can't hear y'all. Did anything really happens? Not really, No,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: not really. I'm just tired of.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Diddy drown They had kid cutting.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: He had some funny uh he said, he said, did
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: he was looking like a Marvel villain, not surprising menacingly,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: He's just standing there. That sounds like Diddy.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: The people like talking about he's a snitch. He's testifying.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Shut up talking that nigga wraps about Drugg Who's like,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: it's all the civilians that do drugs.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Like Kick Cutty is a tweaker from Ohio from he
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: is not He's not nobody's thug ever, never, not one
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: day claim to be never ever, ever that nigga had
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: a pern for a time that.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Nigga made speeding speeding he made that ship.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: No guest beggers ever making nothing that bad.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: No, no gang Bigga like, no, nigga, the fuck is
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: wrong with you? You never never banging anybody? Yeah, Yo,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: this song about this.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Trial has brought out the absolute stupid and so many niggas.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: It's astounded. Who's the who's the nigga? Was this stupid ass?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: He's a DJ to like a famous what's his name?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about? Sonny Digital? Sonny fucking digit.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Remedial ass Sunday Sonny Digital he gonna tweet talking about well,
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: He said, uh what he said? He said? I remember
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: y'all said, y'all would rather cry in a roll's horse.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: That's what Cassie did.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Nigga, that is not the same nigga.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: What not what did nigga, That's not what that's for.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: The saying is crying the roll voices for cheating, not
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: for not for domestic.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Not for fucking your ass, beat and sexually abused and trafficked,
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: you fucking moron.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: See this is the problem, man.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: It's capitalism is evil because it's like when niggas with
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: money think their opinion is valid because they got money,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: when it's like, you just got a skill that somebody
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: needed at some time. You're not smart. You just use
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: a nigga that puts some beats together that sound good.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: But staying that don't. I think maybe it's not the
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: fact that your thoughts.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like your thoughts are If your thoughts aren't musical notes,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear them. There's a lot of
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: people just trying to be things that they're not. Like
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: everybody's fucking paralegal. When it comes to fucking Diddy and
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: fucking Tory Lanez, just.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Goul me evidence. It doesn't fucking matter. The case is
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: the case. It's done. Sonny Digital, shut your whole ass
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: up and make some drums. Please, that's it.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Please Please call Future see what he can do something
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: for you. But he's actually with DJ Skill, and I
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: want him with him anyway. Oh God, all these niggas
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: are so fucking stupid. Fuck it's just frustrating.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: We don't need so many. Ah.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Well, if you're ready, I got some questions for y'all.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: I won't one, okay, okay.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I want thing because it's a dark time in our
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: black community.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Oh what's going on? It's prom season? Oh dear, it's
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: not a dark time. It's just a no, it's dark. No,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: it's not dark.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: It's just why the fuck are people spending all this
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: damn money for prom?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Send off prom? In general? What they got it to spend?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I hope they don't, but I hope in the trenches,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: but I hope they got it. That's all I can
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: say is I hope they got it to spend. They
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: make it work. No, it's not.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: They don't have the money to spend it because they're
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: doing it in front of the houses with no screens
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: in the screen doors.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: But they made it work. Though you should. That shouldn't
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: be the thing you make work? Why not? Why not?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Because it's bigger fish to fry, That's true.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: There should be so many more things, and I mean
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: an infinite amount of things more important than spending your
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: money on a prom send off. I've seen people with
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: fucking tigers and camels and rolls.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Voices, Okay, those those people are different, and rings even rings, helicopter.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I assume those people, those people can do have the
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: money for it. Those people should even be doing it either.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: But if you have the money, I can't complain because
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: you have money for the more important things too.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I hope, I hope, but I see how we're hoping
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: in the pocket.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: We don't know for sure. We don't know if they're
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: the CEO or something o the rich asshole.
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: They're good motherfuckers is ordering Sabertooth Tigers, but their license
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: off that state.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Park that like that's but that's the thing, like why
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: why it has come over to this? It has it
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: has come over. It has become over the top.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: It's over the top. It's to the point where it's
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: just like, that's stupid.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And it's also because of social media. Yeah, it's also
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: everything is the next person, you know, it's the damn
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: phone that was he DJ won last year. It went viral.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: They had a prompt.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he did a prompt send off, but DJ the
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: prompt DJ to prom send off. Somebody asked me to
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: DJ one this year. I couldn't make it, though they
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: they he did one and it was like a rowhouse
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: in Philly somewhere with the back okay, I remember that,
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: but the whole front of the house was covered in bloom.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: It looked crazy. It's like, yo, how did y'all even
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: do that? Like yeah, and it went viral. I remember that,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't.
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: I don't see, like problems should be memorable. It should
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: be fun for the kids. But it's like people are
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: like trying to live through.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: It's like it's not even like that. It's like treating
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: like this is the peak of life.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Correct that problem.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: This should not be the peak of life. This should
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: be an awkward night. You remember it was cool?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh, hold on it. I mean it
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: could be the peak so far. That's the that's the
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: peak right now. The peak is graduation. That's the true peak.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: But I mean you should graduate, yes, that should be
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: a bare minimum.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Well like at this point, graduating like it's expected, Yeah, exactly,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: it's expected, Like you go to school, you're supposed to.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Problem is expected. Yeah, and just god one is more
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a show. Yeah, problem is supposed to be a show.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Prom you're supposed to put You're supposed to put that
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: ship on.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: You get a nice you get a nice suit, your
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: girl gets a nice dress.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You get a cool car. Why where is the tiger?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Why a tiger and a camel. But Mike, those are outliers.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: We can't have livestocks.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: You're a kid who showed up the problem with ten
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars?
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Oh the kids, that's that's out there, just flashing money.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like a problem with ten thousand dollars again, Like we.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Say, social media, social media. Man, he money spread in
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: the tucks.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the man came in a casket.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's too much. Yeah, I helicopters off of social media. Man. Yeah,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: true with social media. True. Let these kids live their lives. Man,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: it's like they ain't hurt nobody.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Tiger, alligators, camels with animals with thousands of dollars in
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: the hand.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. That's not hurting nobody. It's not. But
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: it looks dumb. Why does it look dumb? Okay, looks
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: dumb to us years old. Some stuff some stuff do
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: look stupid.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: Some stuff is over the top, but the religion go
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: ahead now, granted, I still think that. Like one of
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: my nieces was was over there on her story, uh promoting.
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: It's like, oh, d and me for the address for
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: my prom send off. I'm like, we got prom send
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: off invitations.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: She's like it's a thing. I'm like, shit's stupid. It's
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the thing. They got a flame, Like why am I
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: pulling up to the house? Why don't you go to problem?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: It's like it's a party.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Send me the pictures have fun? Like the prom sent
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: up more important. I'm not coming now right because especially
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: it depends on the school they go to. The problem
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: might be at Like our problem is asked I promise. Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: So like if we had like a lit send off,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: it might have made up for the problem. True, we had.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Our problem was dick cheese.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: That she was as she was terrible, like DJ was
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: playing nothing more.
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: He's playing Top forty. Were listening to fight Fireworks by
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: Katie Perry food Fighters.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Oh damn, I don't remember the food Fighters of mine.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: That was the year before. I don't know what happened.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Listen to the man in two thousand and four, I
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: remember playing It's the.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Year two thousand and three and we're facing all and
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: we come home plus the ball who came like a god, Like.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Why are you still playing? This is like ten years
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: ago the DJ fiketball game sneaks and he like sampled
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: just like a little Jersey club and he played yeah,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: like eighteen second because you have to think.
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: But also, like I guess at that point in time,
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: like when we were in high school, it was still
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: the poor. It was still like, you know, the innocence
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: was still there. I guess you could say it was.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Pregnant, just like that is true. That is true. His
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: bitches was pregnant. He was throwing let me grind on
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: her ass if I can throw a stick it in
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: the problem. But that was when like, yeah, chaperones were
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: over the top, no grinding.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: We had bitches had problem on the second baby funk.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Out of here, last, let me grind on her. The
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: last couple of years, I've been doing problems. It's just
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: a regular regular what regular party? Okay, I can pretty
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: much play whatever I want, but I keep it clean.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: But the thing is, like the year after us, the
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: music was fine because like, oh I our problem was late.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like the fu So you just had a bad DJ.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: We just know we just had bad and that can
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: ruin anything. Because that DJ was like, I'm trying to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: freak this ship up.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: But the eighteen second snippet, Like the ministers had looked
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: at him, he quickly changed the ship, bro, what am
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: I gonna?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Whipping out and suck it
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: on the floor. Let her let this ain't freaking Let
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: him play the club music. We have to Madison. Even
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: if she did, we're about to graduate.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Even if she did, so, the problem I probably Marryan, right, yeah, Madison.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was down the street. But yeah, Marry, I
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: just remember I pro being asked. I remember sitting down
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: ninety percent of the night.
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: I think the only time I got up was to
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: do like to keep a shovel, D keep a shovel
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: schot us line.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: And then we had the most random people win Prime
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: King and Queen. Wasn't your brother there? Yes? Yeah, damn
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the winning prom king? No, No, he he was with
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: us though he took pictures of ship. Yeah, he's definitely
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: with us.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: I was, Yeah, he was twenty year old, twenty year
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: old man.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: In her Oh no, he went on to who won?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Oh? Pat pa, Yes, no, like.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: It was past. Uh. Alexis the white one. I can't
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: remember her last name. It's all right, we don't need
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: to last name. Yeah, I'm like just two of the
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: most random people. I'm like the fun I was like,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: hey he was? It was How did he win that?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I have no clue, bro, because the thing is prom
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: prom How do you win that? Path? What did you win? Nigga?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: How do you do that? He filled the ballot box?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: No black administration picked. Uh usually goes is it? I
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: mean that was my only problem. So that's that's how
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I know it goes the kiss ass le the you know,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: you know me, you know because I was.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: I was definitely in the No, I was in homecoming court.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't. Yeah, it was in the homecoming court.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: I forget who won homecoming game.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Brandon Smith was in. It was Brandon Smith in the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, you're the second place almost. He tried almost,
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: and I only got in because Luke dropped out. Shout
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: out to Luke, that's the reason why you got second yep.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Luke to his spot. Now we're coworkers.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he he didn't want to be in the Homecoming
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: for He's like, yeah, I don't really want to do
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: all that.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: He's like, you can have my spot. I was like really,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: He's like yeah. I was like all right, cool.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: He knew he was going sure, yeah, and I came
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: in second third, whatever it was, because that's that spot
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: just had the aura, the residual. Luke got close no
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: cigar almost listen. He dropped out because he knew he
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: was gonna win. He was like, I don't need that,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't want the attention. He was treating
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: him like the least. He's so humble, of course the least,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: and you won't admit that he's the least. That's what
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: makes him the least. It's just written said, I don't
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: know what there's like, watch doom. No, here we go.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I want to make you guys watch this dude was great.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Film is eighteen hours long. No it's not. It's not.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I got some question. It's about the same way as Handcock.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: No it's not. It's not how long he's haying cock
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: please let me see I got you. Oh, I don't
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: as longer than at least. What's not?
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: It's not now Hancock is an hour and forty two minutes.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Dune one is it two hours and thirty minutes? Like
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: I got it here thirty min It's it's a good movie.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Though, good movie. That ship needs an intermission. Part two
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: is two hours and forty seconds. People will take naps.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: What the fucking that's a work shift to watch that movie.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: It's your workshifts now, it's a two hour workship.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Workships. Yeah this week because you want to pit my
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: last job I think they tried to put me on
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: a pit before.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is just we're gonna fire you, not right now,
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: but very soon.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Performance improvement plan. Nigga just fired me. Bro, don't funk
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: with me, Just get rid of me. I've never heard
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: of a pit.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Before performance improvement plan. It's bullshit.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: It's a pre fire. It is absolute bullshit.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like we're doing this so we don't fire, but
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: we're really, we're really planning gonna fire you.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. We put you on this PIP because we
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: like you a lot, but we're gonna fire you now.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: We put you on this PIP so you can't sue
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: us for firing, so we can say we gave you
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: a chance to not be Fire's a reason to fire,
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: even though we planned on firing you the whole time.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Pretty much. Well, I got some questions for us m
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: this one.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: The Army sent it to us earlier, but I said, nah,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: I don't want us to ruin it talking about it
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: in the group chat. But we can talk about it now.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Imagine you're offered a million dollars to getting a screen
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: fight and win, but it's against your dad when he
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: was the same age as you are right now, this
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: are you winning?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I'm dragging Lawrence keep that. My dad is a super
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: peaceful you can keep that. I'm dragging Lawrence. Dad. You
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: can keep as long as he's thirty, as long as
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: he can put keep the gun away, I'm dragging him.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: You got the strappy Yeah? My mom I don't think
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: made him give it away. Yeah, She's like, you don't
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: need anymore. Lawrence was weird, bro like, like like he
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: was showing it off. No, it's just he's carrying it around.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: It was like you come home. He was clean.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: He was like in the hallway cleaning upside down like majapain.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: So, like my dad was a band geek, right, so,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: so like he he did all the instruments, all that shit.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: But then my man was also like somewhat in the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: streets as well too, to where like he knew.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: People, but you talked to this man. Now, it's like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: you with that too, that nigga should you should you
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: that clocking sie? Get that mask? A tool rap?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: And then like he was one of those people that
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: he definitely got better looking the older he got because
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: looking at his his younger.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Pictures that we're talking about fighting, because he's like, you
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: know what, first know how I got to look like listen, listen, listen.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the man looked funny as hell. But
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: then he would have taken two chicks to prom as
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: well too. I'm like, who the fuck is this man?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Who you want to be at this point? Yeah, this nigga,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: that nigga had the hammer and.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Mister Laurence Hammer coming correct, that might be the name
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: of Lawrence.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Clearly there's like a like a baby armhold and apple bru.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Clearly clearly that they got a pett iguana.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know how this ugly as nigga had all
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: these women around them, that nigga was fucking.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: That nigga had a gun and a big dick. We
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: have to relact.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: That's how Okay, you want to know that nigga a
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: pipe and a pistol, or a pistol and a pipe.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You want to that nigga had weapons of mass destructions? Okay,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: so lemon, he said, you got questions. Let's listen another question. Yes,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know you could beat me the fight, but
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: not in the freak off. I don't funk all these bitches. Okay, okay,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: can we fight with our dicks?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: A chance you're losing either way, We're gonna do it
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: with When dick said, dog pull out the block, woman
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: pull out this cock.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: You just which way do you want to lose? You
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: always lose? That's crazy, he said. This is about our
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: right alright, No, the jokes are not just look at
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: but at this point just trying to trying to trying
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: to find something. Everybody laughed and got quiet. Move on,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry talking about.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: We don't they an't bring up your dad's massive ding
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: a ling. Yes you did, God damn, she put the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: fucking taliban load out.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, let me see this one might require a
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: little bit of thinking. Let's see see what we can do.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: It said, name a hero who was one hundred percent.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Wrong, Batman. It is easy, Batman? What was he wrong
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: about about everything?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: You have all the first of all, let's start with
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: you have all the money and power to just really
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: change things and Gotham, but you're beating up dumpe fiends
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: and fucking dice game. Bringing up the dice games.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: They killed his parents, the niggs on the street, the
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: streets killed his parents, and he getting revenge on the street,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the niggas on the dice game. It's not killing fucking parents.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: He said he could be a real beacon for change.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Use the actual money. Really never had to fight anybody,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: never he can you know this, You can set up
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: some after school programs so kids don't go to cross
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: He's just he has all of that stuff, not enough,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: all of that. He could save some money on the
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: back gear and do more of that. Maybe not buy your.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Second fucking flying batmobile, Maybe build a school.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe take the battering budget and put it into something else.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: The man, let's maybe can we downsize the batcane. But
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: then you got.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe get some kids some free LUNs so they don't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: have fucking food and security, fucking tire.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Not to mention all the carbon carbon emissions from his supercomputers.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: He needs all of that for the villains that' send.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: He got that computer building one villains break the fucking
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: psycho human joker that he refuses to beat.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: The shock like that's the only that's the only villain.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: His villains are mad mad Mid mad Mid because he
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't have powers.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got a fat businessman nigga.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: First off, that's a human. Just be old Bee's club
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: foot nigga. No wait, are you talking about kink ping
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: or pink Penguin? So the fact that it applies to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: two niggas is crazy. I don't even know who Cakepit is,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: So clearly that's a descriptive that apply kinkin something.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Keep a nigga in a frozen fucking iron lung, okay,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: a fucking fucking hippie green lantern, hippie, green flower bitch,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: motherfucking a sniper Okay, who else a nigga would boil
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: mask like a half half burnt face.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: No power. All these niggas have no power except for
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: the uh yeah riddles. You will never figure it out.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I'm green, but I'm blue, but I'm everywhere at the
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: same time. What what am I Planet Earth.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: Wrong?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: It's called gaya. The hospital will blow up. Now you're
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: gonna stop shop on.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Got a nigga that plays with with Nichols all day,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: the mad hatters, bold thatshes.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: It's just not doing all the doing this without the powers.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: People out the powers. That's true, all this without the power.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: You just fight all the niggas.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: That Superman tired of smacking up coat and golf and
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: maybe you could build a life different city.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Oh man, then he got calendar man, calendar man, calid.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: The real ones he faces, probably racial goal and bang
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: it really bangs.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: Just a dope fiend, just yeah, a steroid junkie.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's him.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: What about Scarecrow, Now granted he's a regular person, but
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: he gives you drive to make you ha loosen.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's verse. Ship more dope, more drugs.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Joker and his chick that used to be a psychiatrist, calendar.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: Man, calendar man for real, a serial killer whose plans
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: is crimes around holidays.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: He's still more. It's flagged day. I'm gonna put antras
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: in all the American flags. I poisoned all the trees
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: in the city. Yeah, it's Halloween. I planted a bomb
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: and in every party city the three mile radius.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: Batman, you have thirty seconds to respond, and Batmann, good
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: luck with the.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: Bat calendar man, calendar man, calendar man, calendar from one.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Now try with that one. The I called crime, nigga, crime, dude, crime?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: What do you do? Crime? What kind? All kind?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I made? Walk?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I made j walk, petty litter. I don't pay my
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: phone bill, like what the hey? I'm put this water
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: bottling regular track and parks too close to fire hydrops.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I re open up and read.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: People's mail, then I put it back in the mailbox,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: just so they know best.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Johnson is due for a new credit card. I turn
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: right when the sign says no turning right? Is crime
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: man in public? Crime nigga? Hey, well watch out, crime man.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: You're about to be on the list. Yeah, you're gonna
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: be a red dot crime man.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Watch out.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Alright, next question, you're already her target. Don't be the target.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: He sometimes wears costumes to match the date.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, Rabbit robinon saasuon the Easter bunny throwing, throwing spoiled
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: spoiled easter eggs, and people.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Out of here, bro Nigga Robert baks, dresses a.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Le you're I'm looking for my baby, Valentine shooting people
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: with arrows.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: Calendar man stupid so versatile, dresses a baby on New
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: Year's Day, Memorial Days, a dressed up as a dead soldier.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: I've seen so many things, ancient orange.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Next question, I should have changed my socks. They warned me.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: They warned me about the trench food.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, what are some things that should have been named
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: something else? Example? There's a long list of examples. Example,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: jet skis should have been called botorcycles. A group of
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: squids should have been called a squad. Emotional baggage should
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: have been called your grief case. And it says when
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: you're in labor with a baby and having contractions, they're
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: actually birthquakes.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Birthquakes. What's the magnitude something that shipping called something else?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Just like really good? Just like how when you're getting
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: a package by a boat, it's a cargo, but when
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: you're getting it by a car it's a shipment.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: Wow, So cargo should be in the car and ship
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: should be honest.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, just just switch it easy. That's true,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: that's true.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still thinking about motorcycle. That's crazy.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Motorcycles. Motorcycles pretty good. I don't know if we have them.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: I don't have any of These are always good questions,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: but let us know in the common brain doesn't work
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Also, like griefcase, grief cases, emotional baggage. That's just my briefcase.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: A briefcase at the door. What are you carrying in
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: your grief case? M mmmmmmm, think about it, mental wear moth.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: You won't open up to me.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: You just have so much griefcase, so much in your
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: grief case, in your griefcase.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Ah m hmm, I can see it. I have to
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: check that bitch. Hain't gonna be a carry just over
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: fifty five pounds. You have to pay a yeah, seventy
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: five pounds. They need you take something out before you
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: can board this flight.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: Apparently my brother when he went, because I guess it's
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: the first time I want a plane, he learned the
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: hard way about overpacked, overpacked or like just like it
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: was three days liquids, like okay, oh yeah, yeah. He
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: had to throw like he's big. He got that big
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: e EO solution. My brother brought a hole throw that
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: ship out.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how much is jacking off? Were you playing
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: on shilling buddy? Damn? All of it? The indoor and
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: indoor outdoor shower both had the balcony down by the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: beach just walking around with a log. Is that somebot? No,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: it's lotion. Why you just got lotion? I gotta stay
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: more strides. What do you mean? You know? I don't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: like to be asky. I'm black, true true, true true?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Nate's creation? What the hell is this? Damn? What? How
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: did he not say? What the helly? Barry? He did?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: He did? You?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Berry daly sis damn function? Uh? Next question?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm okay said as a black person, I mean
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: this could be any person, but as a black person,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: I hate to be underestimated or put in a box.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Tell us about the time you were underestimated or just put.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 6: Down, underestimated for putting that. Recently, Niggas was hating on
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: me because I got that namn ship. Who I heard
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: the great one?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Oh no, just elaborate, but you don't just say. You
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: don't have to say who it is. I don't know
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: who exactly. Yeah, but what what was Who's on there
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: with me? Was like?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Old nigg was hating Yeah, but what what are
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: they hating about? They didn't get the spot, probably thought
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: it could have been somebody else. I thought I could be.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Was your slot like the prime slot? No, I was
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: always the first slot.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Niggas like Philly like niggas just they just be mad.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: They made like crabs in a barrel. Ifigas.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Niggas will cry if they don't get certain places or
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: things will happen to them. Rather than them being happy
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: for the other person that got it, they will bitch
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: and moan about why they should have been them.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. That's just do better. Yeah.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: The DJ ego is fragile. Y'all know me that I
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: ain't really got much of the ego. I don't really
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: get fun, but.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to do do with me, my boy,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, but that's okay.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: I have one example because this always comes to my mind.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Back when I was working at Livery Lake, right before
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: going into college, I was talking about going to like
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: going to college, how I had like a scholarship and
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: every thing, and one of the other counselors there was like, oh, like, oh,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: you're actually smart, like you're like you're smart, like smart,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I mean, why wouldn't I be like,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I joke around, but I'm not a complete dickhead. You
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: were just a dingis. Yeah, I guess.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: So I wasn't given college scholarship. Yeah, but you know,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: it just comes with the territory.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I guess academic scholarship. Mm hmm. Yeah, they severely underestimated.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, doctor, and the same thing, pretty much the same thing,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: I pretty I know I explained it before, but when
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: I was working at the pool company and the dude
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: told me like, if I leave, it'll be like yeah,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: I said I was going to be leaving because he
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: wasn't trying to take me off the schedule. When I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: called him beforehand that I needed to be off this day,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: said don't come back, and he said this is any way.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: To live your life. Blah blah blah.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: He was talking to me like, I was like, this
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: is going to be my life working at this pool company.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, trying to like put me down and trying
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: to like kind of put me in my place. This
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: is a summer job, this is for you, this is
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: your ship, this is the best you. I mean, he
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: owned the company, so that's cute, but he was acting
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: like this was like my end all be all like no,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: some of these other people, sure, that's what they that's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: all they can do at this point.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: But I'm just working here so I can get some
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: money and go back to school. And that's what I did.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Good for you. But yeah, and that to microaggressions. Exactly.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: I knew exactly what pretty sure he went to school
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: in Nebraska, big old.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I knew what type of time he was on.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: All right, Next question, Oh, more money, more money question,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: more money.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Question what we see? Omens?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Stop, You're offered a million dollars to eat one thousand
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: dollars worth of McDonald's in thirty six hours?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Can you do it? No? Hell no? A thousand dollars
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: worth of McDonald thirty six hours. I'm tapping I was.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: It sounds good, but I know for a fact I'm
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: tapping out by probably like our like realistically probably like
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: our eight nine thirty six.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I get thirty six hours of doing it, thirty six
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: hours for one thousand dollars. I'm sick. I'd be sick.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: I need to see some prices, a thousand dollars worthing
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: to see some prices it's not as that's not as
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: much as it used to be.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: Obviously, because I was about to say it, Donalds went
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: up just like everything else. So you know, it's not
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: as much as it used to be. But a thousand
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: dollars worth of McDonald's it's still lot of food.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just think about five hundred dollars worth of McDonald's
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: exactly doubling, and so i'd be.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Two hundred big max. That's a lot. That's a lot.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: But I think the loophole nuggets and fries, I gotta
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: see what calories to cost, that's.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Where you get them. I can't imagine viving.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: That because a three piece of the strips is five
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: twenty nine, but a four piece is six dollars. So
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: obviously you just try buy the smallest stuff because it's
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: less efficient.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: It was just crazy like this.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: The small shit costs warn't a big shit.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: So you eat a bunch of small shit and it'll
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: add up, but it won't fill you up as much
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: like a hash Brown two sixty nine, only one hundred
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: and forty calories.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: You throw that in.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 7: So I asked chat GPT, how much food can I
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 7: get from McDonald's for one thousand dollars.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, they said you.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 7: Could buy around three hundred and forty six mcdoubles. Okay,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: three hundred and seventy mcchickens hmm, chickens, three hundred and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: seventy uh, four hundred and thirty cheeseburgers or eighty five
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: to about one twenty combo meals.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: You should three hundred and forty cheeseburgers.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: Four hundred and thirty cheeseburgers four mm thirty six hours.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: How many you gotta eat to day? That's eleven.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: You gotta eat twelve, basically, twelve cheeseburgers an hour.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Fuck that that's a lot. I don't know, but I
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: mean you don't have to only eat cheeseburgers burgers, understood.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 7: But it's like the smaller stuff gonna cost less money
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: as well too, so you gotta order more.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: Also have to think about the liquids. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: buying ooh, you buy a small drink.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: It's the same price as a big drink, right, so
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: you get a bunch of You get small drinks.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: You get.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: Drinks.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: I could do damage, yes, exactly. That's why you do
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: the dam some damn image.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That's what you get Yeah, how much? Just small? You
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: get some drinks, you get some grabby But you said by,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: you said buy small stuff.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the small stuff because it's like, calorie wise, it's low,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: but the cost is high, technically fastper calorie, it's.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: It's pretty high. Going in and buy a bunch of
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: bottles of water? M hm, how much? What do you
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: got in here? Pallets give them a bottle of water?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: About dollars fifty nine a thousand waters. I don't think you.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I think you die from drinking that much.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yes, but you just factor that in
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: with Yeah, you'll be all right, you'll be all right.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doubting myself. I'm not if I could, I
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: If I could, that's all.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 7: My piss would be more than clear. It should be
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 7: invisible at that point. I'm just gonna hear it hitting
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: the water. I ain't gonna see it.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the thunder one three one, three to one. Bro,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: how's it going? It's all right?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: M yeah, let us know in the comments you think
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: you could pull off a thousand dollars worth of McDonald's.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: I don't. In thirty six hours for a million dollars.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: If I'm gonna try it.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: If not thirty six hours, how long do you think
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: you it would take you to eat a thousand dollars
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: worth of McDonald's if you needed a certain time crunch, Like,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: what would you be comfortable with? Like, I can do
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: that in seventy two hours, So.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Seventy two hours. Seventy two hours, Yeah, seventy two hours
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: could work.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Because you said forty forty sandwiches.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: It was one of the four hundred and thirty cheeseburgers.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't see it, and I just can't see myself.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I barely, like I wait to take Mike was saying,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: you pretty much had to eat twelve cheeseburgers an hour. Yeah,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: n so thirty six That just cut that in half.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: That's six cheeseburgers in an hour. That's a lot every hour.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: That's a lot.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: But I mean also not cheeseburgers. But we have to
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: factor in the water and oh the fries, yeah, the
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: factor and other stuff.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's still a lot. That's still a lot. Yeah,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: how much is lettuce? Let me buy some some sauces
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: from you facts a Yeah if they fifty cent a sauce,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: which I think they are. That's two thousand sauces. Well
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: not just the sauces, but hey, man, if you can
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: double up on some ship see want juices three sixty nine.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: And they come out of small come like your mic
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I was saying, like, the orange juice
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: is the most suspensive beverage at three sixty nine.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I know they you know, they be small
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: as shit, so you.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: Probably could do some damns with those three sixty nine
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: orange juices.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, give me least one hundred of those. How much
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: is the apple juice? Apple juice?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: I just close the goddamn.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not an orange juice guy.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Apple juice comes in those little fucking things juice boxes.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: Juice boxes up.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Ooh, I think we have an advice question. Oh you ready? Yeah?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, yo, guys, I love the pot and I appreciate
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: and respect to your opinions on most things. Thanks, and
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: I need some advice and forward. This is a bit
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: of a lengthy one.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: I'm a twenty four year old male and I have
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: a twenty two year old girlfriend. How does he say
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: twenty four? Sorry, he's twenty four, twenty two year old girl?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Oka, that's fine.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: We have a great dynamic and she has taught me
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: a lot about how to treat people better and be
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: a better person in general. But I still have some issues.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: My biggest issue is making selfish decisions, and a lot
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: of time I don't mean to be selfish, I just
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: make a bad decision that comes off as being selfish.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: For example, we had an argument in the morning before
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: she had to go to work, and she left pretty upset.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: We don't live together, and I planned on going back home,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: which is about a forty five minutes drive, but it
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 4: felt wrong to just leave the area without saying anything
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: to her, so I thought it was a good idea
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: to go to her work she works at an on
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: campus coffee shop, before leaving the area, just to tell
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: her my plans and that I'm sorry for arguing. Naturally,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: she wasn't very pleased that I showed up ten minutes
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: after she clocked in just to say sorry. She said
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: I was selfish and didn't consider how she would have felt.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: So do you have any advice on how to make
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: better decisions? And think may make better decisions thinking so selfishly,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: he said.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: I don't think honestly, I don't think decision to go
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: see her was really that selfish? Yeah, I think, if anything,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 6: you were trying to be more considerate rather than.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: But no, why is that selfish?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think because it's like yourself selfish is the
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: right way you want to make yourself feel better by,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: like right, so you're inconvenicent her about trying to get
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: something off your chest.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think his intentions are not selfish. But
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: he's trying to diffuse the situation as quickly as possible,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: and I guess she's seeing it. It's like, I'm just
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: trying to work and not think about that. Yeah, here
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: you are trying to.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Some people handle those types of problems differently. Some people,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: like I'm a person not want to handle it right
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: then and there. Right, But it's like some people might
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: need like more time to think and process and work
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: through things. So you know, it is what it is.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's trying to make sure she's keeping the work
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: life separate.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that doesn't make anything easy for her, That
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: doesn't help her work day. Yeah, because she's only now
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: she's more upset that.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: You came in.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: Now, she's probably embarrassed a little bit.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think he came in making a
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: whole fuss about it. He probably not, but.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: He just didn't want to deal like him, she doesn't
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: want to see you.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see you right now.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't think that's Yeah, I don't think
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: that's selfish.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: That's selfish. And plus he was.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: I want to see it before he left, right, Sometimes
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: not what you want just sending the text message like
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: I'm leaving.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: You don't have to say just I'm like, hey, I
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: know we this is communication now. You can leave a voicemail,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: you can text.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Could have just sent a text.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you be like, hey, by the way, I know,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, blah blah blah. I'm just gonna be back.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: I'll probably be back later. I just want to give
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: you some space. Boom. Yeah, not show at her job,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 3: but she's still kind of mad at you for real,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: and she's trying to worry and she's trying to work
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: like you're not.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Helping, Like, is that your boyfriend? What's going on now? Yeah?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: You got the other people in her business.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I bad decision, But it was it selfish.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: I don't think that was the word. That's the word.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I would use but it was a bad choice of action.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't say selfish.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm like, you were deliberately trying to be selfish, Like.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: That wasn't So it's not like he went it up
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: like I don't want to say sorry first. Yeah, that selfish.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: I mean if that, if that was your intention, yeah,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: that selfish.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Should have just send a text like hey, I'm sorry,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to let you know I'm heading back now.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: You just have to think out, think about how other
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: people could interpret what you're doing or saying yeah, that's all.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And when we think about like how do I
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: go about making better decisions, just follow the golden rule,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: like what I.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Want this to happen to me?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: And if the answer is no, then respect that other
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: person's just like you know what I'm saying, just don't
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: do it. Don't do it if you don't want to happen,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: if you won't want that same thing done to you,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: just don't do it.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Or you could have did like a like cover up,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: brought in some flowers to make it seem like it was.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: A that probably would have been a lot better, probably
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: like hey, sorry, have a good deal of work.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: That the co workers jealousy that got deliver hand delivered
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: dumb hand. Just you know, send somebody else. Oh my gosh,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: you know you from real I don't need a man
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: like that. Hashtag relationship.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 8: Relationships.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Next question, mm hmm.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: What is that one kink that you will always shame
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: no matter what?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah scat Oh yeah, yeah, I don't even want to
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: say it's a kink, but it is. Yeah. Any any
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: any discharge that the normal person went one on them,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: like like, p throw up.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: You didn't get ship, oh throw up, I did not
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: all of those blood.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: That's different all all those discharges. Yeah, I'm sorry. I
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: will judge you for the rest of your life because
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: how did you get there? What happened in your life?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: And you was like ooh the.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: Throw up, this is this is getting blood, the throw
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: up touching my skin, the acidic smell hitting my nostrils.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: I'm rock solid. Yeah, brit that's crazy. I'm sorry. Wild Yeah,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. I think also the the pain people.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 7: Like the extreme pain, like the guys that like for
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 7: for four hundred pound women to put on heels and
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 7: stop on.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Them like those heels are strong. All the weights on them.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: We wouldn't step on the nuts and all type of shit.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I don't get that getting covered up
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: in a thousand hundred bobby pins and strapped to a wall.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? You ever see the people that
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  Speaker 1: like to be like.
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  Speaker 4: Putting, like the the vacuum suits and like the floorboards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they just got like, yeah, that's just crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not shaming you because you're not You're not
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  Speaker 4: hurting anybody. I'm looking at you a little sideway.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm shaming weird, because what are you getting
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  Speaker 1: out of this? What's the gratifica asphyxiation? They still got
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  Speaker 1: the maybe they just feel.
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  Speaker 7: Constraint, constraint than hug them enough so that just feels
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  Speaker 7: like a big hug. Yeah, the longest, the longest hug,
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  Speaker 7: the longest, tightest latex.
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  Speaker 1: Late text hugs. You gotta get.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: Swapped up in baby oil squeeze, slipping and sliding here.
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  Speaker 1: Those people. You ain't hurting nobody, but you tell me
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: that your kink. I'm sorry. We can't be friends. What Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I guess I guess we're old enough
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: to get this question now or at least consider it.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: You just caught your child in the middle of losing
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: their virginity.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Wow, what do you do? It's as boy or girl.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: The answer shouldn't make a different that says virginity boy
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: slash girl. Because here's the thing, there would definitely be
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: a double standard. There would be, there would be, there
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: would be. Yeah, I can't say that there should be,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: but it shouldn't be. This shouldn't be. But it also
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  Speaker 1: depends on the age that they are.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I guess because if it either way, if
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  Speaker 4: it's a if it's a twelve year old, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: or something like that, Yeah, delta adds both of y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But if they're like sixteen seventeen, it's like, you're
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: just gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Have to eat that. Bro. Okay, here's the thing. Here's
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: the thing. Okay, I have to eat that. You got
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: you gotta eat that.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: So you gotta eat that.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Because that's how we were. Mm hm, that's damn try
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: what we were. I was seventeen at that point. I
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: would just I'm like, I don't know if my daughter's
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: having sex, But if she's having sex, as long as
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: I don't see it, Okay, I don't see it. Go out,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: be smart though you don't want to see your I
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: don't want to see it. Well, yes, but but they is.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see my son beating cheeks. No,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: not at all.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 7: But the thing it is like, I'd probably be more
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 7: okay if I was to come home and my son
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: was clapping cheeks. Then I come home and I hear
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 7: my daughter clapping.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be mad either way.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: I'll be mad. I caught you. Listen, I caught you.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: He'll be disappointed that you have got your whether you're.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 7: Damn because I caught you coming home with the wife.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 7: I'm like, baby, we got to go back out. I
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 7: forgot something at the story. We gotta run back to
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 7: the store like my wife and kids.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be like the dad from Forever. Did you
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: watch Forever? I didn't finish it, But like him on
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: the sun side, I mean a lot of this stuff
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: he was, he was right, he was right. The mom
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: was doing a lot.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: You know your mama's idea.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: We could talk about it next episode. You know your
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: mama was bullshit right? Get out early. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: He came up like a little bit of a sucker
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: in that conversation.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just doing I'm just doing, trying to cheat like
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: the man you raised me to be. I'm like, oh no,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: that's that's that teenage stuff. You gotta use your parents,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: your wife.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: The whole.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: She was. She wasn't find out more on Patreon. Man
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: made it. Man, we're gonna talk about the Patreo. The
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about the Patreo.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 5: She didn't think the niggas gonna go around school.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: He uh, last one.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe let me read this see what it says.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's a question because it says not
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: a question, but a kudos to Elsie. A while back,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: I sent a question in saying, what do you believe
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: the these parallel versions of you is doing right now?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: You playfully said beating off, but switched and said he
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: was probably somewhere teaching. Good job for following your goals,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: and I hope the rest of you on the podcet
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: to everywhere you need to be more sooner than later.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: Oh thank you even said that. A good spot of
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: positivity in here. Nice shout to you for remembering that.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: I think they were just going back and listening going back.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: I assume I assume yeah, either way, you connected the
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: dots me back in the schools. Maybe I'll do like
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: the l route or something.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I do like it though, nice change
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: page from the regular. I feel like, can't we'll see
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: what the hell?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: This name A select name, A celebrity that everyone loves,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 4: but you secretly despise.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Secretly despised. I don't know. I don't know. I could
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: just that secretly despised. Everybody loves secretly despised. Mm hmm,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: it's not a secret. But the rock, Oh yeah, you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: like the rock.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 4: It's like you're doing too much now he's doing too much. Like,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: come on, I see you got shampoo in the store.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: What do you know about shampoo?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Had hair? Since the nineties, he hasn't had hair. He
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: had hair, and that's a choice. He hasn't had hair.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: How are you gonna sell me on shampoo? Because he's
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: the rock man, so sell me, sell me on shaving cream,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: tattoo he did have some tattoo, losing that's your land,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: makes sense, that's your.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: I'll take that. But shampoo people conditioner, now you despise.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: I don't who arned.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: Elsie, for you, who's the celebrity that you think is corny?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: Then everyone else doesn't think it's corny.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: Elsie thinks everybody a lot of people childs getting Beano.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: Oh you do despise you despise him musically though.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Musically I can't listen and you also think it's corny.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: I'm mad that This Is America was really as big
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: as it was. That song was really bad. I think
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: it was. That's actually don't mind that song. That song
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: was bad.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 6: That song was bad, like in the video the video.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 6: I feel like the video was more important than the song.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, if he would have just did a video, cool,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: but the song itself? For for how long that song
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: was playing? Going to rate?
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 6: That song was This is America? I don't remember being
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 6: on the radio that long. This is Coming Out show
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 6: I got the strap. I just watched that video not
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: so long ago.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 7: Listen had a lot of imagery, subliminal messages. It was
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 7: a good video song. Dog Dick Cheese water.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: You can't dog dick cheese water, Dog Dick cheese water?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Does it getting lowered than that? I don't think. I
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: don't think I despise anybody that people love because I gotta.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 5: I feel like, in order to despise, I got to
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: know him exactly.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: And the people I don't care about, I don't want it, Like,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's delivery that I hate on. I
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: don't know I hate on man. You all just don't
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: have a lot of hate in your heart. So I'm
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: surprised consider myself somewhat of a hater. Mm hm, oh,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: you definitely a hater.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: I be hating on fifty less recently because it's his
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: stance with Diddy. I respect you, like, I'm just trying
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: to tell y'all, Yeah, I respect it. Say you're right,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: You're right, you got it, Curtis, you got me.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Yeah, I ain't got nobody. I
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: don't have anybody. Mm hmm, good job Grammar Keenan. Yeah,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like that sounds so nasty. I don't got nobody. Well,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: won't you say, oh, you know it's time to go? Yeah, yep.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: Once you say all, you know it is time to go.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, the day is gonna end.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: Tried to grilla in that nose jump.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta know why.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: Apparently I don't know if it looks like it, but
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: not really. Makeup is a thing, so that's why I'm like, makeup.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: Makeup is definitely a thing. Makeup is indeed a day.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: But she decided to go to a different route.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: But once she said, all you know, it's tithing to
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: going at the end of the day, the day gonna end.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: We appreciate you guys for listening to this edition of
• 1:40:42
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• 1:40:46
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• 1:40:50
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• 1:40:56
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• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: And yeah, guys, we'll see you next week, same time,
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: same place. Bye bye. Her knows her knows plenty as hell,
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: can't impress the goddamn you look like she belonged to
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: whrr his O. I only see one picture. It's not
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: that bad. I need to see that. You guys see
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: the video where it's like underneath to show them up,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: like look up that ship cony as hell.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: But else she if she just got it to I mean,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: I've never seen her nose.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: From that angle anyway, but from the front. I don't know.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: But the thing is, it's probably because you never paid
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: attention to you because but I've never seen her from
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: like this angle. Yeah, and I don't know. Man.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Cindy wo ain't looking good girl, Cindy lou yees, Cindy,
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: that's crazy.