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One Month Until Joe's Wedding · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 2: In Tampa Bay on 93.3 FLZ. Worldwide on the iHeartRadio app. Joe, Ashley, Ted, Katie.
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  Speaker 2: We are the.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Good morning. Oh, baby. Good morning. Thursday, Thursday, Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be a fantastic day.
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  Speaker 2: Or the roses. One second.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Anyways, it's crazy. It's something to whistle about.
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  Speaker 2: All right. War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to be at 730. There's a lot that
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  Speaker 1: we're getting into. Wedding, got their wedding tomorrow. Give away
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  Speaker 1: that wedding. Brooke and Gabe getting married. Very, very, very
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  Speaker 1: excited about all that's to come with their wedding.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to call them.
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  Speaker 1: We got to figure out what the heck's going on
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  Speaker 1: with them. And then, yeah, we'll be at Southern Streams Ranch,
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  Speaker 1: which they were so kind to really get all of
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  Speaker 1: this done. I'm so excited. rehearsals tonight, tomorrow, the actual
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  Speaker 1: That's the only one I care about. You can unfollow
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  Speaker 1: me on mine. I don't even give a damn.
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  Speaker 1: At live with Joe show Southern streams, ranch, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Gabe wedding of a lifetime.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be super cool. Did you guys enjoy
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  Speaker 2: your days yesterday? What'd you do? I did. I just relaxed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sean took me to Bath and Body Works.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: The holiday scents are out. I had my app going
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  Speaker 2: with all the rewards. What is the best smell to
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  Speaker 2: make love to? I don't know. I like all the smells. Grape.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't discriminate.
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  Speaker 1: Grape berry.
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  Speaker 2: Balsam fir. Do you guys light a candle when you
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  Speaker 2: make love?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: What? No, you prefer the stank? Shut up. I always
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  Speaker 2: have candles lit. You say, Sean, give me your stank. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's all over me. Figures. He has stinky butt. Or stinky, right?
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  Speaker 2: Fart butt. Fart butt. There we go. What did you do?
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  Speaker 2: I just caught up on laundry and all the chores
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  Speaker 2: I needed to get done yesterday. Yeah? Nice. How was
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  Speaker 2: your day, Joe?
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. I went to Forbici in St. Pete
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  Speaker 1: to celebrate being very close to the wedding. So that
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  Speaker 1: was super nice. It was fun. I do have one
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  Speaker 1: complaint with that place. Very confusing bathrooms. Other than that,
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  Speaker 1: fantastic dinner.
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  Speaker 2: It's like to get to them.
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  Speaker 1: I've said all the time, I said my favorite Italian
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  Speaker 1: restaurant is Olivia. Nothing compares to Olivia. The new Forbici
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  Speaker 1: is right, right down the street from Olivia. It'd take
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  Speaker 1: a lot for me to go, wait a second, I
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  Speaker 1: want an Italian and then buy Olivia?
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't I not go to Olivia?
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  Speaker 1: Olivia's got another thing coming because Forbici was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I love that place. If Olivia's 1A... I mean, I've
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  Speaker 1: only been there once. I went to the Forbici a
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  Speaker 1: lot in Tampa.
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  Speaker 2: This is, you know, the St. Pete one.
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  Speaker 1: A lot closer to my place. Been to the Forbici
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  Speaker 1: now once. So, Olivia's one. Forbici's a very close second.
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  Speaker 1: And I only had one meal there. It was fantastic. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it could be in first, but the bathroom, way too confusing.
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  Speaker 1: Way too confusing.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me more.
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  Speaker 1: It, one, well, you guys haven't been there yet. It
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  Speaker 1: looks like Epic Universe when you walk in the walls.
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  Speaker 1: And Jed, if he goes into there, he'll know exactly
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. It looks like the Harry Potter
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  Speaker 1: train system walls. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: The white and the green tiles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. So we walked in immediately. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this place, like, aesthetically is awesome. Like, this is sick.
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  Speaker 1: Everything about it. And then it's, like, Forbici and Tampa
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  Speaker 1: where they got, like, they even have the heart with
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  Speaker 1: the devil horns and the tail.
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  Speaker 2: They got, like, it just, it's, like, you walk in
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  Speaker 2: there and you're like, God, like.
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  Speaker 1: If I was single, this is where I would take
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  Speaker 1: chicks on dates.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I used to take them. Really? Yeah. I
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  Speaker 2: would go to the bar. I'd sit there.
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  Speaker 1: The bar is like one of those like where the
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  Speaker 1: bartenders are in the middle and they're like working around.
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  Speaker 2: I like that. It's not like a wall. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: I like that. It's so nice in there. And then
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  Speaker 2: it's just like designed beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Like literally the moment I walked in, I was being honest,
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  Speaker 1: a little bummed we weren't going to Olivia's.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like one time, I almost said Ashley, Alyssa
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  Speaker 1: and I were going to get something in Orlando.
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  Speaker 2: We had to go to a mall.
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  Speaker 1: And we were about 20 minutes away from Disney. And
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden I'm thinking, how the hell am
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  Speaker 1: I this close to Disney and I'm not going to Disney?
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  Speaker 1: That's the way I felt with Olivia. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, fine. This is where we picked. This is
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  Speaker 1: what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 2: We walked in. I go, oh, this is great. I'm
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  Speaker 2: so happy we're here. It's on level two. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that plaza's called, but it's got
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  Speaker 1: the AMC there that I like to go to.
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  Speaker 2: The sundial? Yeah, that's exactly what it's called. I'm an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so it's on floor two, and I'm loving it,
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  Speaker 1: but then I had to go potty. So I get up.
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  Speaker 1: And it says restrooms. It says restrooms right there in
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  Speaker 1: gold lettering. And I walk in and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: fun house mirrored room. Too many mirrors for a bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: by the way. I don't want mirrors when I go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. For some reason, I get anxiety. But
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  Speaker 1: they've got mirrors all around, and they've got one of
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  Speaker 1: those sinks in the middle where you wash your hands.
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  Speaker 2: It's right in the middle, but it's like a trough
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  Speaker 2: for your hands.
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  Speaker 1: Like it goes all the way around, so you'd make
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  Speaker 1: eye contact. Or maybe not. Honestly, maybe not. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 1: how many mirrors were in there. I thought that it
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  Speaker 1: was circular.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea. But I go and I walk in.
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  Speaker 2: It says restrooms. And I look, and there's a woman
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  Speaker 2: who looks exactly like my grandmother.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And I'm like, oh, I walked in on the
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  Speaker 1: woman's bathroom. I immediately turned out and I'm like shocked.
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  Speaker 1: I made eye contact with the with the bartender and
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  Speaker 1: she kind of gave me a look. And then I'm
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  Speaker 1: like super embarrassed. Like, oh, my God, I got caught
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  Speaker 1: probably like looking like a pervert. I look like I
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  Speaker 1: went into the woman's bathroom for the smells and looks.
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  Speaker 1: But then I thought, well, hold on. That doesn't say
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  Speaker 1: like a sign. So then I'm thinking, all right, with
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  Speaker 1: all the designs and everything, maybe it's like one of those,
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  Speaker 1: you know, anyone can poop wherever they want type of bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: A community bathroom. I am in St. Pete. So I'm like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm like, no, there's no way. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: that that's it. It's a communal wash your hands place. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you walk in, you wash your hands on your
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  Speaker 1: way out. But you go, they have a man and
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  Speaker 1: a woman's hotties through.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that would confuse me. That would confuse me.
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  Speaker 2: If I had to really go, it could have been
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  Speaker 2: an accident. So you and Alyssa could have essentially went
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  Speaker 2: to that same spot together and then you venture off
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  Speaker 2: to the restroom. Yes, we could have washed our hands together.
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  Speaker 2: It's very romantic. Which is romantic.
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  Speaker 1: If I met a woman at the bar, I suppose
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  Speaker 1: that would be nice to wash our hands together before we.
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  Speaker 2: You wash her hands. Well, don't get carried away. Yeah, actually,
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  Speaker 2: that's pretty romantic. Put a little soap on my hands. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that. So anyways, other than
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Noted. It was an unbelievable night. It was very fun.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dirty martini. I had chicken in my pasta.
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  Speaker 2: Did you eat the meatballs?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You think that I would get chicken and a meatball?
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  Speaker 2: I do, actually. They didn't have an option for the
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  Speaker 2: mixed vegetables. Did they have one of those specials where
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  Speaker 2: they said, it is impossible to finish? No, and that's
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  Speaker 2: my complaint with Olivia is that they're liars.
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  Speaker 1: Because that lasagna was the easiest thing I've ever had
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  Speaker 1: to finish.
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  Speaker 2: No, seriously, it was like four bites. They lied to
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  Speaker 2: me there.
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