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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Peyton's predictions of horoscopes. What do you got, Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know.
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  Speaker 2: What your ex would say about you based on your
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  Speaker 2: zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today, you share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman, Michael J. Fox,
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  Speaker 2: and May Whitman, and you are a Gemini Geminis. The
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  Speaker 2: thing that your ex would say about you, They would say,
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  Speaker 2: I honestly felt like I was dating three entirely different
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  Speaker 2: people at the same time. We all know our Geminis.
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  Speaker 2: They have the sister side, so they could be a
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  Speaker 2: little two faced every now and then, but they will
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  Speaker 2: complain to their friends that you spent your entire relationship
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  Speaker 2: over explaining your daily chaotic thoughts, ghosting their phone calls,
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  Speaker 2: and changing your mind about the future every other day.
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  Speaker 3: Hilarious, blank, God, good morning. What's your signs? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: So Sagittarius. The thing that your ex would say about you,
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  Speaker 2: they would say, they literally booked a solo flight to
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  Speaker 2: Europe during the middle of a serious conversation. They will
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  Speaker 2: expose you from running away from every single emotional boundary
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  Speaker 2: like it was a federal crime, masking your deep fear
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  Speaker 2: of commitment behind your unhinged midweek humor. Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want none of my ex is talking about what's up Sylvia.
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  Speaker 3: Hey guys morning, what's your sign? I am a.
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  Speaker 2: Leo Leo's Okay. The thing that us Leo's, or that
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  Speaker 2: our ex would say about us is that we weren't
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  Speaker 2: an actual partner. We just hired them as lighting assistant
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  Speaker 2: for our social media feed. They will reveal that we
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  Speaker 2: broke up with them simply because they didn't compliment our
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  Speaker 2: outfit fast enough, and that we treat our past relationship
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  Speaker 2: like a tragic celebrity documentary. Yep, that's me. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know my favor.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, you know this was you don't feel like
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  Speaker 3: there's a morsel of truth behind that?
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  Speaker 2: No, because my ex was the one that wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be the center of attention, so I was the hired
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  Speaker 2: lighting assistant.
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  Speaker 3: That great day, SELV you too, thanks for listening. How
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  Speaker 3: about for Pisces, which Rich is a Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: I believe, yes, Rich, your ex would say that you
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  Speaker 2: were entirely in love with this fantasy version of them
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  Speaker 2: that didn't even exist. They will expose you for completely
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  Speaker 2: disassociating during every single argument, floating through the relationship kind
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  Speaker 2: of in this dreamy blur, almost like you didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to be in it, and then rewriting the entire breakup
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  Speaker 2: story in your.
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  Speaker 3: Head, almost as if it.
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  Speaker 2: Richie definitely got out of that one. Kyle, is there
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  Speaker 2: a libra in the room?
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  Speaker 3: Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: Your ex? They would say that you spent forty five
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  Speaker 2: minutes choosing a dinner spot and then flirted with the
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  Speaker 2: waiter anyway. They will complain that you were totally incapable
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  Speaker 2: of committing to a single serious boundary because you're way
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  Speaker 2: too busy people pleasing every stranger in the room.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably accurate. How about RGOs, John Jay?
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  Speaker 2: Your ex would say that you literally tried to hand
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  Speaker 2: them a quarterly performance review on their communication style.
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  Speaker 3: They will tell.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone that dating you felt like being managed by a
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  Speaker 2: strict corporate boss who couldn't chill out unless the entire
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  Speaker 2: kitchen counter was totally perfectly organized.
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  Speaker 3: What was the first part of that? I was.
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  Speaker 2: So that they would say that you tried to hand
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  Speaker 2: them a quarterly performance review on their communication I.
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  Speaker 3: Did that last night to my wife star night.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you do that to her?
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  Speaker 3: You want to watch? Yeah, I'm gonna tell here, here's
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  Speaker 3: the truth.
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  Speaker 1: It kind of involves you a little bit of Peyton. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so here's what happened. So she started taking this. So
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  Speaker 1: I I'm just telling you guys about these pepties. I'm taken, right,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm taken.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: There's this Trzeppetide, which is a g LP two, and
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  Speaker 1: she wanted some, so I give her a shot of
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  Speaker 1: it once a week. She's on it now, right, So
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  Speaker 1: she's been on it for two weeks. We were driving
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  Speaker 1: to Peyton's wedding reception and she said, did you notice
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  Speaker 1: last night? She goes Last night, I didn't have any dessert.
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  Speaker 1: I stayed away from the dessert. She said, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: hungry at all. And I was like, nah, I did.
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  Speaker 1: Now that you say that, yeah, I guess. So we
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  Speaker 1: get the Peyton's wedding. I freaking hit the barbecue and
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  Speaker 1: I'm crushing the barbecue and I go, do you want
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  Speaker 1: some of this? She's like, no, no, I'm not hungry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, so weddings. We leave the wedding
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  Speaker 1: and I'm it's I'm tired. I want to go home.
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  Speaker 1: I want to watch some TV and go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: But it's an hour drive home from Peyton's house, right,
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  Speaker 1: So we're on the freeway and she goes, can you
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  Speaker 1: take me out to dinner? I take you out the dinner.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's like whatever, eight or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, dinner.
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  Speaker 3: I go.
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  Speaker 1: You just said you weren't hungry and you go. Now
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  Speaker 1: she goes, I want to go. There's this restaurant kind
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  Speaker 1: of by you called Luna. You've been to Luna. It's
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  Speaker 1: freaking fantastic. They have it in the airports in a
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  Speaker 1: couple placess fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I want to go to Luna. I go.
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  Speaker 3: You said you weren't hungry.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the GLP one And then she kind of
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  Speaker 1: says she didn't like the vibe of the food there, right,
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, I didn't want to eat.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want to eat that food.
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  Speaker 1: I go, well, you just told me that you weren't
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  Speaker 1: hungry because of the trizeppatide.
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  Speaker 3: I go. So that's where I was going, Well, why
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  Speaker 3: did you ask me if I wanted to go somewhere
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  Speaker 3: to eat? We get this hute, I go.
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  Speaker 1: You were on You're talking about this GLP one making
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  Speaker 1: you not hungry. So now I want to go home.
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  Speaker 3: I go. But you're talking about wanting to go eat.
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  Speaker 3: I go. So you get what I'm saying. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you need to communicate better this whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'll communicate not only that, okay. And then this is
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  Speaker 1: on the heels of this first part of the argument.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in bed and I'm wearing my protective sunglasses.
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  Speaker 3: Just that sentence alone, Jo Jay.
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  Speaker 1: She's having a problem with her phone, and she puts
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  Speaker 1: her phone in front of my face. I've been forty
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  Speaker 1: five minutes away from blue from the phone right, and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, can you get this thing on my phone?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I take off my protected sunglasses and I
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  Speaker 1: go and I go to help her with her phone.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then I put her I fixed it,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is. I give it back to her and
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't fix it, and she goes, I put
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  Speaker 1: the glasses back on, and she goes, you see me irritated.
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  Speaker 1: I go, yeah, because I'm off my phone. I go,
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing I protective sunglasses so I can go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like, well, if you would have told me
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  Speaker 1: that you didn't want to go, I'm more to protect
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  Speaker 1: a sunglasses that are right? Why don't I have to
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  Speaker 1: tell you? I go? You're looking at me wearing sunglasses
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  Speaker 1: in bed at night.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, why don't you like you could I go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say no to you, just like I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say no to you when you want to go
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  Speaker 1: to dinner last night.
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  Speaker 3: I took you to dinner at eight o'clock at night.
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  Speaker 3: But now you did you did take her to get something?
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  Speaker 3: I took her. I took her.
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  Speaker 1: It is fantastic healthy food Luna Cafe, I think, but
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  Speaker 1: it's delicious Mediterranean delic.
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  Speaker 3: I got sidetracked. So anyway, if you don't, if you
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  Speaker 3: didn't need you, at least you took her to eat,
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  Speaker 3: so you're not all you know you Finally you did
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  Speaker 3: the right thing. I'm backing up Peyton and what she said.
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  Speaker 3: Virgil's all right. There you go.
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