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- 0:00Speaker 1: The Chemist Warehouse Christmas Fragrance Sale is on now.
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- 0:08Speaker 3: Hello, good morning.
- 0:10Speaker 4: Hello.
- 0:10Speaker 3: The Chemist Warehouse, Mikey, Amy, Gerard, back for another morning.
- 0:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 0:14Speaker 3: I've started using a candle.
- 0:17Speaker 6: Why?
- 0:18Speaker 2: What for?
- 0:18Speaker 3: For ambience? Yeah, she stayed over all last week and
- 0:22Speaker 3: was doing a thing where she'd light the candle before
- 0:24Speaker 3: we'd go to bed. So you'd walk into the bedroom
- 0:27Speaker 3: and there was a candle lit.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Oh, and it smelt nice?
- 0:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:29Speaker 2: It casts off a nice romantic light.
- 0:32Speaker 3: And she hasn't been here the last couple of nights
- 0:34Speaker 3: and I've still been doing it.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Oh, cute. Do you know what I do?
- 0:37Speaker 3: I feel like punching myself in the face. I'm like,
- 0:39Speaker 3: why are you using a candle, you porn star?
- 0:41Speaker 1: What I do is I will, after everyone's finished eating dinner, dessert,
- 0:46Speaker 1: all of the things, snacks, I do a big clean
- 0:49Speaker 1: of the kitchen.
- 0:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:50Speaker 1: And then I light the candle and it's a signal
- 0:52Speaker 1: to all of my kids and my husband that the.
- 0:54Speaker 2: Kitchen is closed.
- 0:56Speaker 3: Mother effers.
- 0:57Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Do not come into this sacred space. It is clean.
- 1:00Speaker 2: It is tidy.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Ready to start the next day. So that's like a signal.
- 1:04Speaker 1: But I do love a candle.
- 1:07Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07Speaker 3: In the bedroom?
- 1:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08Speaker 8: I love.
- 1:09Speaker 2: A candle in.
- 1:10Speaker 1: The bedroom makes me nervous, but I did, at the
- 1:13Speaker 1: start of my relationship with Ryan, I also used to
- 1:15Speaker 1: light a candle in the bedroom.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I'm not leaving it on all night.
- 1:18Speaker 2: You'd blow it out?
- 1:18Speaker 3: I'd blow it out before I go to sleep.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind a candle on in the bathroom.
- 1:22Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because of your stinky, foul poos.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. What, do your poos smell nice?
- 1:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:28Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.
- 1:30Speaker 2: No, I just like it.
- 1:31Speaker 1: It's a nice smell. But yeah, that's quite camp of
- 1:35Speaker 1: you that you're lighting a candle.
- 1:36Speaker 3: She's not even there.
- 1:37Speaker 2: She's not even there. Well, she's getting you into good routines.
- 1:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:41Speaker 3: She did end up putting 13 pillows on my bed
- 1:44Speaker 3: as well.
- 1:44Speaker 2: I did see that.
- 1:45Speaker 1: I actually counted how many I've got because Ryan's got
- 1:47Speaker 1: a real bugbear about how many pillows we have.
- 1:49Speaker 3: We don't need these pillows.
- 1:50Speaker 2: We've got nine. And I was like... Alana has won this.
- 1:54Speaker 3: I'm impressed. She told me she was ordering like a
- 1:57Speaker 3: new doona or whatever. And I came home and there
- 1:59Speaker 3: were all these pillows. The annoying thing is she's not there.
- 2:02Speaker 3: So I'm still taking these pillows off. Then making the bed.
- 2:06Speaker 3: They don't do it.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Do you make your bed in the morning?
- 2:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Good boy.
- 2:10Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:11Speaker 3: I don't feel like coming home like you're homeless or something.
- 2:14Speaker 3: But it's now more annoying because I've got to put
- 2:16Speaker 3: 13 pillows back on the bed.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Yeah, but doesn't it feel nice walking into a room
- 2:20Speaker 1: where the bed's made?
- 2:20Speaker 3: And the candle's lit.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Oh, Sean, do you make your bed in the morning?
- 2:24Speaker 8: I just throw it back over the doona.
- 2:26Speaker 6: Oh, because you don't move.
- 2:27Speaker 8: Yeah. Because Maddie's still in the bed.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Let her do it.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I leave Ryan in the bed and I
- 2:34Speaker 2: get up and.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Does he make it? Never.
- 2:37Speaker 6: Really?
- 2:38Speaker 1: And on the odd occasion that he does make it,
- 2:40Speaker 1: he just pulls everything up and just chucks all the
- 2:43Speaker 1: pillows on.
- 2:44Speaker 2: So it's like a mountain of pillows. Like, they're not
- 2:46Speaker 2: set nicely, but.
- 2:47Speaker 3: I'm like, don't even bother.
- 2:49Speaker 8: Don't even bother putting the pillows on.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just leave them on the floor.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Hey, Sean, you were running a story. Apparently our kids
- 2:55Speaker 3: are using too many devices. What's going on? Yeah, that's right.
- 2:57Speaker 8: Screen time in schools at the moment.
- 3:00Speaker 9: Obviously students, they use devices to learn these days.
- 3:03Speaker 3: Your kids got like, what do they use at school?
- 3:05Speaker 3: Is it iPads or they give them stuff?
- 3:07Speaker 2: They do use iPads in school. My kids don't have iPads.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Charlie's got an iPad at home that she can do
- 3:13Speaker 1: some of her assignments.
- 3:14Speaker 3: So it's like a school iPad that they hand out
- 3:16Speaker 3: to the kids.
- 3:16Speaker 2: So they give them out and then they.
- 3:18Speaker 8: They're trying.
- 3:19Speaker 3: To get rid of that, are they?
- 3:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:20Speaker 9: At the moment across Australia, they're averaging these kids about
- 3:23Speaker 9: 2.6 hours a day.
- 3:24Speaker 8: Now, internationally, that figure is actually 1.7.
- 3:26Speaker 5: So we are.
- 3:28Speaker 8: using them a little too much.
- 3:29Speaker 9: So the education minister is going to gather next week
- 3:31Speaker 9: and they're going to try and probably reduce the screen
- 3:34Speaker 9: time in schools.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Call me a big nerd, but why do they even
- 3:38Speaker 3: need them? Like what's wrong with good old pen and paper?
- 3:41Speaker 3: I have heard you retain more information when you read
- 3:44Speaker 3: and write than if you're using a screen.
- 3:47Speaker 1: I agree with that, but I've got a girlfriend who's
- 3:50Speaker 1: a teacher and she was like, you have to evolve
- 3:52Speaker 1: with the times. The times are technology. Who's using a
- 3:56Speaker 1: pen and paper anymore?
- 3:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. But maybe they could just like
- 4:00Speaker 3: use it a little bit. They need to be using
- 4:02Speaker 3: it most of the lesson.
- 4:04Speaker 1: No, I think that's why they're trying to lower the
- 4:06Speaker 1: time and the usage on there.
- 4:08Speaker 3: How are your kids with handwriting? Because they all use
- 4:10Speaker 3: phones and stuff.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Charlie's got really neat writing.
- 4:13Speaker 1: The boys, I mean, but my husband doesn't have neat
- 4:16Speaker 1: writing and he didn't learn on an iPad.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Is your writing neat?
- 4:19Speaker 1: I have like full-blown calligraphy doctor's writing.
- 4:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:23Speaker 3: How's that? Is my writing neat?
- 4:25Speaker 6: All right.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Can you read it?
- 4:27Speaker 2: My seven-year-old has better writing than that.
- 4:29Speaker 8: Can I have a look?
- 4:30Speaker 2: What is that?
- 4:31Speaker 3: I wrote it really quickly. We're on air.
- 4:33Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
- 4:34Speaker 3: I could. Yeah, no, I don't. So show me yours.
- 4:36Speaker 3: You've got, like, what, calligraphy going on?
- 4:37Speaker 5: Oh, wait.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Hang on. Let me.
- 4:38Speaker 3: You also have to write, is my writing neat?
- 4:42Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to write tradie, tradie.
- 4:44Speaker 3: Oh, tradie versus lady coming up, 131065 to play. Five
- 4:48Speaker 3: seconds of summer tickets. If you want to do it,
- 4:51Speaker 3: call now, 131065, while we do a very exciting thing
- 4:55Speaker 3: of looking at your hand. Wow.
- 4:57Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Look at that, Sean.
- 4:58Speaker 8: That is very nice.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Do you want me to sign any, you know.
- 5:03Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, give me some Amy Gerard signature stuff.
- 5:07Speaker 8: No, sorry.
- 5:07Speaker 3: What's it called?
- 5:08Speaker 2: Not sign.
- 5:09Speaker 5: Autograph.
- 5:09Speaker 2: I can do, like, birthday messages.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Yeah, you can.
- 5:13Speaker 2: I could, yeah.
- 5:14Speaker 3: Oh, if this radio gig doesn't work out for you.
- 5:16Speaker 8: Yeah, if it falls flat.
- 5:16Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 5:17Speaker 12: I know.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I'll work at a florist and I'll write all the
- 5:20Speaker 1: cards to the loved ones.
- 5:21Speaker 3: Another thing, Sean, I heard wine and beer is good
- 5:24Speaker 3: for us and we need to open a beer now.
- 5:26Speaker 2: See, we are trending, Mikey. We're all over it.
- 5:29Speaker 9: It's all about this. It's always been a discussion. How
- 5:33Speaker 9: much is too much and is beer or wine good
- 5:36Speaker 9: for the brain? Some researchers reckon it is. Experiments show
- 5:40Speaker 9: that a glass of wine or two, maybe the odd beer,
- 5:44Speaker 9: could help flush out brain waste matter. I'm guessing that's
- 5:47Speaker 9: sort of... Helps to declog your thoughts or whatever. But
- 5:51Speaker 9: if you have too much, it does the exact opposite.
- 5:54Speaker 5: Right.
- 5:54Speaker 3: So one or two, like I had last night, I
- 5:56Speaker 3: had a beer, then I had a wine.
- 5:58Speaker 8: That's okay.
- 5:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:59Speaker 1: So on Tuesday night for Ryan's birthday, we shared a bottle.
- 6:02Speaker 1: So that's about- Two?
- 6:03Speaker 3: Two each?
- 6:04Speaker 2: By the size of the glasses that we pour, it's about, yeah,
- 6:07Speaker 2: two each. Two each. But then I won't drink majority
- 6:11Speaker 2: of the, like, I mean, I might have one today.
- 6:13Speaker 2: It's Thursday.
- 6:14Speaker 1: You've got to- There's some people who are like, if
- 6:17Speaker 1: you do the research into alcohol, like, you'll never drink again.
- 6:21Speaker 3: I've heard a doctor say the one bit of advice
- 6:24Speaker 3: he would give someone is never drink.
- 6:26Speaker 13: Oh, God.
- 6:27Speaker 2: It brings me so much happiness.
- 6:28Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:29Speaker 2: I actually think mental health is the biggest killer.
- 6:32Speaker 1: And if having a drink and having a glass of
- 6:35Speaker 1: wine each day keeps my head above water.
- 6:38Speaker 2: So be it.
- 6:39Speaker 3: No, I'm with you, mate.
- 6:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Good research. One more thing before we do tradie versus
- 6:44Speaker 3: lady on 131065. Aussies aren't going overseas as much?
- 6:48Speaker 9: Yeah, we're ditching the overseas holidays for the local getaways.
- 6:52Speaker 9: So the research shows 51% of people say that their
- 6:55Speaker 9: next holiday will be a local one and just 30%
- 6:59Speaker 9: are planning to go overseas.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Probably cost a living, but boring.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Nah.
- 7:04Speaker 3: If I'm getting in a plane, keep me going to
- 7:06Speaker 3: like Bali or Thailand. Do you know what I mean?
- 7:08Speaker 3: I don't know. I just find holidaying in Australia boring.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Not with kids.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Honestly, kids don't appreciate– well, my kids' ages. Like if
- 7:15Speaker 1: I said to the kids, hey, let's go to– Tahiti.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Spain or something.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Or let's go to Italy, kids. They'd be like, nah,
- 7:22Speaker 2: let's go to the big four at Kiama.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Like they would prefer, they would always, they always will
- 7:27Speaker 1: choose a caravan park with their mates over a family holiday.
- 7:31Speaker 3: And it's tradie versus lady for you to go and
- 7:34Speaker 3: see five seconds of summer.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Good morning, Brittany.
- 7:39Speaker 8: Hello, Brittany.
- 7:40Speaker 12: Morning.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Good morning, guys.
- 7:42Speaker 14: How are you?
- 7:44Speaker 1: You're up early and you work as a bartender. Did
- 7:46Speaker 1: you have to work last night?
- 7:48Speaker 15: I actually did.
- 7:49Speaker 14: I worked till 1 a.m., guys, but F45 was calling
- 7:52Speaker 14: my calling this morning.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. So you've had, like, what, four hours sleep?
- 7:58Speaker 7: Yeah, roughly.
- 7:59Speaker 16: Roughly about four hours.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Who goes out on a Wednesday night?
- 8:02Speaker 2: No, she's a bartender. She was working.
- 8:04Speaker 3: No, I know, but I'm saying who is coming to
- 8:06Speaker 3: your bar on a Wednesday? Like, what kind of degenerates
- 8:10Speaker 3: are there till 1 a.m.
- 8:12Speaker 14: Oh, look, guys, I find that Wednesdays are actually busier
- 8:15Speaker 14: in there than Fridays at our local.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 8:17Speaker 14: Like, I honestly feel that Wednesday is the night to be. Like,
- 8:20Speaker 14: I feel like the tips are flowing and there's actually
- 8:22Speaker 14: more people on a Wednesday. It's like they want to
- 8:24Speaker 14: get in there for hump day.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Okay.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't hate the idea of going out for
- 8:27Speaker 1: a drink on a Wednesday. Monday, Tuesday, no good. Yeah.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Wednesday, I mean, it's probably a bit early of a
- 8:33Speaker 2: kickstart for me. I usually start.
- 8:35Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 8:36Speaker 1: But I love that people are out and about on
- 8:38Speaker 1: a Wednesday. Are you in the city, Brittany?
- 8:41Speaker 14: No, just down at a local pub between Narrabeen and Collaroy.
- 8:45Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Okay, a nice part of Sydney. And, yeah, like what
- 8:49Speaker 3: kind of clientele, though, on a Wednesday night? Is it
- 8:51Speaker 3: all the tradies or.
- 8:52Speaker 14: Yeah, we've got like some of our locals, like our
- 8:56Speaker 14: real locals, you know what I mean, that live in
- 8:57Speaker 14: there basically.
- 8:58Speaker 15: And then we have.
- 8:59Speaker 14: Yeah, we have the tradies and the pool comp people.
- 9:02Speaker 14: And yeah, you know, look, I have to be honest,
- 9:04Speaker 14: it's like a little family down there. So mostly all
- 9:07Speaker 14: our locals and our tradies and just the people that
- 9:09Speaker 14: are furniture.
- 9:10Speaker 3: Wednesday used to be uni night. Am I wrong on that, Sean?
- 9:13Speaker 3: Was that a Wednesday or a Thursday?
- 9:15Speaker 8: I'm not sure. I can't even remember. It was that
- 9:17Speaker 8: long ago.
- 9:17Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it was Wednesday. It used to
- 9:19Speaker 3: be a uni night.
- 9:20Speaker 1: I used to work at a little bar when I
- 9:22Speaker 1: lived in London in South Clapham.
- 9:24Speaker 2: I used to work at a bar called Gigglems.
- 9:26Speaker 3: Gigglems?
- 9:26Speaker 2: Yeah, and it really does.
- 9:28Speaker 1: It becomes like family because you see the same people
- 9:31Speaker 1: who would turn up every single night for a Guinness
- 9:35Speaker 1: or whatever.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Have you got a dude, Brittany, that comes into that
- 9:38Speaker 3: pub every day?
- 9:41Speaker 5: We do.
- 9:42Speaker 14: We really actually do. And he went missing for a
- 9:45Speaker 14: few days and then there was like, where is he?
- 9:48Speaker 7: Where's he gone?
- 9:49Speaker 17: Is he okay?
- 9:49Speaker 2: That's your welfare check, yeah.
- 9:52Speaker 14: Actually, honestly.
- 9:54Speaker 3: Is he a total loser?
- 9:56Speaker 14: No, I have to be honest. He's got the sweetest heart.
- 9:59Speaker 13: He really does.
- 10:00Speaker 14: Like, he's... Oh, no.
- 10:01Speaker 7: I love him.
- 10:02Speaker 5: I love him.
- 10:03Speaker 14: And for him, it's like, you know.
- 10:04Speaker 11: If I was going.
- 10:06Speaker 3: To the pub every night, you'd call me a loser.
- 10:08Speaker 5: You would.
- 10:09Speaker 14: Mikey, no, can I tell you something honestly about the pub?
- 10:11Speaker 14: I think that the culture gets judged quite massively when
- 10:14Speaker 14: you work over the other side of the bar, that
- 10:16Speaker 14: sometimes that beer that those people come and have or
- 10:19Speaker 14: that social is, like, that's their social. They don't have
- 10:22Speaker 14: the family at home.
- 10:23Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 10:23Speaker 14: The pub is so much more sometimes. Since working there,
- 10:26Speaker 14: I can see so much more about the pub than
- 10:29Speaker 14: what meets the eye.
- 10:30Speaker 3: And to be fair, if you were single and a
- 10:32Speaker 3: bit older and you knew people at the pub and
- 10:35Speaker 3: you went there every day, that'd be fine.
- 10:36Speaker 2: That'd be kind of like a family, a bunch of
- 10:38Speaker 2: your mates catching up.
- 10:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just thinking of the high biz set.
- 10:41Speaker 2: You're just being a judgy little arsehole.
- 10:42Speaker 3: I am, because going to any pub across Sydney at
- 10:45Speaker 3: like 2pm or 3pm on any weekday and you see
- 10:48Speaker 3: the kind of blokes I'm talking about and they're always there,
- 10:50Speaker 3: but like, You know what? I love a drink. I
- 10:53Speaker 3: could just give up and just be at the pub
- 10:55Speaker 3: all the time.
- 10:55Speaker 2: All right.
- 10:56Speaker 1: So, Brittany, you drive a Toyota Echo, married with three kids.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Oh, so sweet. How old are they?
- 11:01Speaker 14: Oh, my gosh, guys. My youngest is just turned five,
- 11:06Speaker 14: so they're starting school. They'll be starting school soon.
- 11:08Speaker 17: Oh, nice.
- 11:09Speaker 14: And my other one is– I've got seven and ten.
- 11:12Speaker 14: So ten, seven, and five.
- 11:15Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.
- 11:15Speaker 2: I've got ten– Eight and seven.
- 11:17Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I've got ten, nine, and seven.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 11:20Speaker 2: I've got ten, nine, and seven.
- 11:22Speaker 1: It's really nice when they all start school and they're
- 11:25Speaker 1: all at the same school. Like, you sometimes just don't
- 11:27Speaker 1: know what to do with yourself.
- 11:30Speaker 14: I'm a little bit excited for that, but I am
- 11:32Speaker 14: heartbroken to send my last one off.
- 11:34Speaker 8: I know.
- 11:34Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
- 11:35Speaker 14: I feel like I'm sending off. I can't even think
- 11:37Speaker 14: about it.
- 11:37Speaker 2: Your last baby. I know. Okay, and tell me what happened.
- 11:41Speaker 2: You and your best friend were.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Dating a guy and you were both dating this guy
- 11:46Speaker 1: for six months and it turned out that.
- 11:49Speaker 2: It was the same guy? How did this happen?
- 11:52Speaker 14: So it wasn't a completely date. Like, so we were
- 11:54Speaker 14: in a situationship. So my girlfriend moved away and I
- 11:57Speaker 14: moved away for a little bit. I mean, it doesn't
- 11:59Speaker 14: sound that dramatic, but she went up near Hornsby area
- 12:02Speaker 14: and I was on the beach. And sometimes it's hard
- 12:04Speaker 14: to catch up. And we both were having a situationship
- 12:08Speaker 14: with a guy. But obviously when you're on Tinder and stuff,
- 12:11Speaker 14: you don't really, like back in the day, you don't really,
- 12:14Speaker 14: there wasn't as much sharing of photos and.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Stuff back then. Yeah, of course. We didn't realise when
- 12:19Speaker 2: we were out. You don't really share a situationship either, right?
- 12:23Speaker 3: No, you don't go, look at my guy.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not posting each other.
- 12:26Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 12:28Speaker 14: Yeah, so pretty much we went out one night and
- 12:30Speaker 14: then we both teed up the information that we were
- 12:34Speaker 14: actually speaking to the same guy.
- 12:36Speaker 2: And were you both sleeping with him?
- 12:39Speaker 14: No, I wasn't sleeping with him, but she was sleeping
- 12:41Speaker 14: with him. But we ended up sending him a photo
- 12:44Speaker 14: and the plug was pulled.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Imagine getting that photo, that dude.
- 12:48Speaker 1: He probably didn't even know either that you're friends, right?
- 12:52Speaker 1: So technically, if you were just kind of keeping things
- 12:54Speaker 1: casual and.
- 12:55Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't really do the wrong thing.
- 12:57Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 12:57Speaker 2: But also.
- 12:58Speaker 3: He would have gone... Two best friends. You know, his
- 13:00Speaker 3: mind would have gone to threesome. Yeah, of course. Every
- 13:03Speaker 3: dude would be like, oh, maybe there's a chance here.
- 13:05Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 13:05Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 13:07Speaker 14: Yeah, probably.
- 13:09Speaker 2: All right.
- 13:09Speaker 1: So weighing in at 72 kgs, it's Brittany, bitch.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Meeting our tradie, Ryan, now. You're a sparky. Good morning, mate.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Hello?
- 13:23Speaker 6: Ryan.
- 13:24Speaker 8: Ryan.
- 13:25Speaker 10: Yes.
- 13:26Speaker 3: No, no. It was me.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Mike, he didn't have his button up.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how to turn buttons on.
- 13:31Speaker 2: You don't know how to turn people on, do you?
- 13:33Speaker 15: No.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Sorry, mate. Not man, anyway.
- 13:35Speaker 18: All good.
- 13:36Speaker 5: How's it going?
- 13:37Speaker 13: Good.
- 13:37Speaker 3: You're a Sparky with a Ford Ranger in a relationship.
- 13:40Speaker 3: No kids.
- 13:42Speaker 5: No kids.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Don't care for them.
- 13:45Speaker 6: Oh, no.
- 13:45Speaker 5: If it happens, it happens.
- 13:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Nice.
- 13:47Speaker 2: That's a good way to be.
- 13:49Speaker 3: You had a beer with Hugh Jackman. Oh, nice. And
- 13:52Speaker 3: his stunt double.
- 13:54Speaker 5: Yeah, so I was serving behind the bar and another
- 14:00Speaker 5: bloke that looked like you, yeah, looked like Hugh Jackman
- 14:06Speaker 5: come up to the bar and I had to look twice.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Was it him?
- 14:12Speaker 5: Anyway, yeah, and then I said, are you Hugh Jackman?
- 14:16Speaker 5: And he goes, no, but I'm his stunt double. Do
- 14:18Speaker 5: you want to meet him?
- 14:20Speaker 6: What?
- 14:21Speaker 5: Yeah, this is when he was filming in Picton. He
- 14:25Speaker 5: was filming Wolverine.
- 14:27Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 14:27Speaker 6: Oh, cool.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Tell me, does his double look exactly like him?
- 14:34Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got to take a second look.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Wow. That being your job to look like someone.
- 14:40Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 14:41Speaker 3: All right, mate. Well, weighing in at 84 kilos, he's
- 14:45Speaker 3: seeing double.
- 14:46Speaker 8: It's Ryan.
- 14:49Speaker 3: Okay, mate, you're going first. Amy's got your questions.
- 14:53Speaker 6: Good luck.
- 14:54Speaker 8: All right, Ryan.
- 14:55Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 14:55Speaker 1: What does the brand Sea Folly primarily sell?
- 14:59Speaker 18: Shoes?
- 15:02Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 15:04Speaker 2: No, swimwear.
- 15:05Speaker 3: I reckon the names, the clues in the sea.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Sea, yeah. Maybe not. All right, question two. A netball
- 15:13Speaker 2: court is split into how many sections?
- 15:18Speaker 16: Four.
- 15:19Speaker 2: Four. Three.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Really?
- 15:22Speaker 5: Yes.
- 15:23Speaker 3: Never paid that much attention.
- 15:24Speaker 1: So you've got the two thirds down the end where
- 15:27Speaker 1: the goal thing is and then you've got the middle centre.
- 15:29Speaker 3: Okay, mate.
- 15:31Speaker 2: All right, question three. What would you use a slick
- 15:34Speaker 2: stick for?
- 15:35Speaker 14: A slick stick?
- 15:39Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 15:43Speaker 5: I've got no idea, yeah. I don't know.
- 15:47Speaker 18: Yes.
- 15:47Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 15:47Speaker 3: We'll take that.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Yeah, slicking your hair back. You said hair. You got
- 15:51Speaker 2: that right.
- 15:51Speaker 3: Well done. What is that, a stick? Yeah, it's a stick.
- 15:55Speaker 2: I could probably do with one today.
- 15:56Speaker 1: But, like, it's a stick with wax or something on it,
- 15:59Speaker 1: and you just slick it back so you get rid
- 16:01Speaker 1: of all the flyaways.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Gotcha, mate. You got one. We are going to get
- 16:05Speaker 3: Brittany on. Brittany, you've got to get two. Here we go.
- 16:10Speaker 11: Thanks, guys.
- 16:12Speaker 3: We're in Sydney. Will you know this?
- 16:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:16Speaker 3: You reckon? It's probably the only one people know. Buddy
- 16:19Speaker 3: Franklin is famous for playing what sport?
- 16:23Speaker 14: Buddy Franklin?
- 16:24Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, right?
- 16:26Speaker 14: Oh, I don't know. Football, football, football.
- 16:30Speaker 5: What sport? Oh, no.
- 16:34Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 16:34Speaker 14: For the Samoans, AFL?
- 16:36Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 16:37Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 16:38Speaker 4: See?
- 16:39Speaker 3: We've got these two Melbourne people here that just don't
- 16:41Speaker 3: understand no one cares here. You look offended, Chelsea.
- 16:44Speaker 4: I'm not offended, but he is the only Sydney AFL
- 16:48Speaker 4: player people should know.
- 16:49Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 16:49Speaker 3: And even then, they don't. And they don't care.
- 16:51Speaker 8: Do better.
- 16:52Speaker 3: No one cares.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Do better.
- 16:55Speaker 3: No, just getting to NRL. Oh, what car brand makes
- 16:59Speaker 3: the S Cross? So it's like a type of car.
- 17:05Speaker 7: S-Cross.
- 17:06Speaker 19: Suzuki.
- 17:09Speaker 17: Suzuki.
- 17:10Speaker 13: Suzuki.
- 17:10Speaker 14: That's the new one. Yeah, I looked at it for
- 17:15Speaker 14: my family, guys. That actually happened to be the car
- 17:17Speaker 14: that I looked at for our new family car.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Is it like a mum's sort of SUV kind of thing?
- 17:22Speaker 6: Yes.
- 17:23Speaker 14: Well, I've got an S-Cross, guys.
- 17:24Speaker 16: Like, Lord, help me.
- 17:25Speaker 14: I need to upgrade.
- 17:26Speaker 3: Well, you got two, which means you are the winner. Well,
- 17:31Speaker 3: that hit a raw nerve because I don't think you
- 17:33Speaker 3: were co-hosting that week, but I brought up that my
- 17:36Speaker 3: girlfriend asked. She didn't even ask me. She just pointed
- 17:39Speaker 3: out that I was following a lot of single ladies.
- 17:44Speaker 3: And in fact, some of them weren't even following me back.
- 17:48Speaker 3: So she'd gone through who I'm following?
- 17:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I did the same thing with Ryan when I
- 17:51Speaker 2: met him.
- 17:52Speaker 3: What? Look, I unfollowed them.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Because, like, otherwise you go, no, I want to follow them.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Well, yeah, if you put up a fight, like, I
- 18:00Speaker 2: get it, right?
- 18:01Speaker 3: I unfollowed them. But why does it matter?
- 18:03Speaker 2: Because I think when you're single... Play on, right? It's
- 18:07Speaker 2: a free-for-all. You can follow every ganger you like, every OnlyFans. Yeah,
- 18:11Speaker 2: and you did. I have no doubt about that.
- 18:13Speaker 1: But when you are in, like, when you then enter
- 18:17Speaker 1: into a relationship, out of respect, I think it's, Ryan's
- 18:22Speaker 1: probably like you. He doesn't really spend a lot of
- 18:24Speaker 1: time on there.
- 18:25Speaker 3: That was my argument. Like, I've said a hundred times,
- 18:27Speaker 3: I post and I log out.
- 18:28Speaker 2: I don't even look.
- 18:29Speaker 3: I had to literally go through and find who these
- 18:32Speaker 3: people were. But from a female point of view, it's like, what,
- 18:34Speaker 3: a reflection or something, isn't it?
- 18:36Speaker 2: Well, it just looks like you're a creep.
- 18:38Speaker 16: Right.
- 18:39Speaker 2: You just look like a creep if, like.
- 18:41Speaker 1: And especially if you're liking girls' photos when you're in
- 18:45Speaker 1: a relationship.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 18:47Speaker 2: That's just an absolute, like, red flag.
- 18:49Speaker 3: But what if.
- 18:52Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:52Speaker 3: I can't think of an excuse.
- 18:53Speaker 2: What are you trying to think of? Did you go
- 18:56Speaker 2: through and delete them? She didn't ask you to, but
- 18:58Speaker 2: you did it, right?
- 18:59Speaker 3: No, she didn't ask me to, right?
- 19:01Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Would have made it better if I did, though. Yeah,
- 19:03Speaker 3: I just hadn't followed. There was some hack. It was like, oh,
- 19:06Speaker 3: and this will prove there was nothing there. You can
- 19:09Speaker 3: click on who you least interact with.
- 19:11Speaker 18: Oh, yes.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Yep.
- 19:12Speaker 2: And they're all up the top?
- 19:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Because none of them were following you back.
- 19:16Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 19:18Speaker 3: You know what it was, though? I remember explaining it,
- 19:20Speaker 3: and it will make sense. When you were on the
- 19:23Speaker 3: dating apps, what you would do is you would match
- 19:26Speaker 3: with someone, and a lot of people had their Instagram
- 19:29Speaker 3: handle written there. Yeah.
- 19:30Speaker 2: See, that's like you're giving away all your mysteries.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Yeah, but you would. So I'm a bloke, so I'm
- 19:35Speaker 3: sitting on dating apps. Oh, yeah, she's hot. You'd then
- 19:37Speaker 3: follow her.
- 19:38Speaker 6: Right.
- 19:38Speaker 3: And quite often they wouldn't follow you back. Clearly she
- 19:40Speaker 3: wasn't interested for some reason.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, I can think of a few.
- 19:44Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 19:45Speaker 3: So, and then you just forget about it.
- 19:46Speaker 18: Yes.
- 19:46Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And I was single for
- 19:48Speaker 3: like five years. So there were a lot of. Follows
- 19:51Speaker 3: going on and a lot of non-follow back.
- 19:54Speaker 1: A lot of OnlyFans chicks that you're following.
- 19:56Speaker 3: It wasn't OnlyFans.
- 19:57Speaker 2: No, just a lot of girls.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Yeah, if you were single and in your early 30s
- 20:03Speaker 3: or late 20s, Amy Gerard, you would have your Instagram
- 20:06Speaker 3: on your Hinge profile for sure.
- 20:08Speaker 1: If I looked at Ryan's Instagram profile now and who
- 20:10Speaker 1: he's following. Yeah, I'm telling you now, the guy, all
- 20:13Speaker 1: he does is he follows like food accounts.
- 20:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Football?
- 20:17Speaker 8: Oh, jeez.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Okay. He's only following 1,500 people.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Oh, that's a bit much, isn't it?
- 20:22Speaker 2: A lot of it is all my girlfriends. So all
- 20:25Speaker 2: my friends.
- 20:26Speaker 3: That's all right then. Okay.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Why are you saying it like that?
- 20:29Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. As long as you know them.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I do know them.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Are there any lowies on there?
- 20:34Speaker 2: No, there's actually no.
- 20:35Speaker 3: What would you do if you saw there was like
- 20:37Speaker 3: a bunch of just single girls that weren't following you back?
- 20:40Speaker 2: Imagine I just scrolled across all of these OnlyFans people.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Half this following list is people that are following me
- 20:46Speaker 1: that I know.
- 20:47Speaker 3: He's a good boy.
- 20:48Speaker 1: So I'm still there. We're still in the following section.
- 20:51Speaker 8: I'm trying to get.
- 20:52Speaker 5: Okay.
- 20:53Speaker 1: And then it's literally barbecue crew, like Highland Property, Adam Good,
- 20:59Speaker 1: Mex Trade, like spirits, beer, smoking meat.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Football, reflection holidays, July luggage, all of it.
- 21:07Speaker 6: Yeah, it's boring.
- 21:08Speaker 8: I mean, it's pretty boring.
- 21:08Speaker 3: But what would you do if you now found, like,
- 21:11Speaker 3: let's just say 10 accounts of females that didn't follow
- 21:14Speaker 3: him back?
- 21:15Speaker 1: I mean, if there's 10 accounts in there, I don't care.
- 21:18Speaker 1: I'm pretty secure in my marriage and in myself.
- 21:20Speaker 2: I don't care.
- 21:21Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 21:21Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
- 21:22Speaker 1: Like if Ryan's going to be a cheating dog, he's
- 21:25Speaker 1: going to cheat regardless of who he's following on Instagram.
- 21:28Speaker 3: What if they were taking your OnlyFans example? So not
- 21:30Speaker 3: like mine were just like regular girls on dating apps.
- 21:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:34Speaker 3: What if they were? What if you went on there
- 21:35Speaker 3: and he had like 15 OnlyFans models posting heaps of
- 21:39Speaker 3: butt and ass?
- 21:40Speaker 2: Would you care?
- 21:41Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 21:42Speaker 2: I'd be like, what's that about?
- 21:43Speaker 3: But they're unattainable.
- 21:44Speaker 2: I don't give a shit.
- 21:45Speaker 5: No.
- 21:46Speaker 2: You're married with three kids. Pull your head in.
- 21:51Speaker 3: Lucky this is all hypothetical. He's just smoking meat. I
- 21:56Speaker 3: checked that account. That could be a gay thing. All right. Yeah, Dr.
- 22:00Speaker 3: Kiss is here. You got a question about what's going
- 22:03Speaker 3: on with you and your health? Call it on 131065.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Good morning, mate. Good morning, team.
- 22:09Speaker 10: So I heard you guys talking about alcohol at the
- 22:12Speaker 10: top of the show.
- 22:12Speaker 13: Yes.
- 22:13Speaker 10: And there was something about having a couple of beers
- 22:15Speaker 10: flushes your brain out.
- 22:16Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Sean, our newsreader, said you can have like one or two.
- 22:19Speaker 3: He's not in there at the moment.
- 22:20Speaker 15: Good on him.
- 22:21Speaker 10: The thing with that is it was a study in rats. So,
- 22:24Speaker 10: we'll pause that one.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Ah.
- 22:26Speaker 3: So, you don't agree with it?
- 22:27Speaker 5: Well, no.
- 22:29Speaker 18: Oh, no. There is.
- 22:30Speaker 10: So, the whole thing about alcohol and how much can
- 22:33Speaker 10: you drink, the first thing to say is that there's
- 22:35Speaker 10: no safe threshold. We know that the more you drink,
- 22:38Speaker 10: the more problems you're going to have.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Yes.
- 22:41Speaker 10: Now, the Australian guidelines say no more than 10 standard
- 22:44Speaker 10: drinks a week and no more than four in anyone sitting.
- 22:48Speaker 17: So.
- 22:49Speaker 10: Add up how many beers you might have after work.
- 22:51Speaker 10: Some people think, oh, I'm only having one or two
- 22:53Speaker 10: and three or four on the weekend. And often that
- 22:55Speaker 10: can creep up to 20 or more standard drinks. Now,
- 22:59Speaker 10: there was some past relatively decent studies that said that
- 23:04Speaker 10: a couple of drinks can protect your heart.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:07Speaker 10: And that's where the glasses of wine from the fridge
- 23:10Speaker 10: comes in.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Yeah, red wine is meant to be really good for you.
- 23:12Speaker 10: Yeah, but it's probably not red wine per se. It's
- 23:15Speaker 10: probably everything.
- 23:16Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 23:17Speaker 10: But we do know that if you drink more than
- 23:19Speaker 10: about 14 standard drinks in a week, your risk of
- 23:26Speaker 10: death from an alcohol-related condition down the track is one
- 23:29Speaker 10: in 25, whereas if you drink less than seven a week,
- 23:33Speaker 10: it's one in 1,000. Oh, really?
- 23:36Speaker 3: It's that high? That's right.
- 23:38Speaker 10: And then there's the disconnect between what's healthy and what's
- 23:41Speaker 10: socially acceptable.
- 23:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:43Speaker 10: It's socially acceptable to take a six-pack to a barbecue.
- 23:47Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 23:47Speaker 10: So long as you're not being a dickhead, punching someone,
- 23:50Speaker 10: crashing a car, it's all right.
- 23:52Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 23:52Speaker 10: But then people back at home on a normal night go, well,
- 23:54Speaker 10: I only had four beers or six beers. I'm not pissed.
- 23:57Speaker 10: That's okay.
- 23:58Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 23:59Speaker 10: No, there's that disconnect.
- 24:00Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 24:01Speaker 10: The last thing is, what's the definition of being an alcoholic?
- 24:06Speaker 10: There is no magic number of drinks that suddenly says
- 24:10Speaker 10: that you're not an alcoholic, you become an alcoholic. We
- 24:12Speaker 10: now call it alcohol use disorder, and it's actually... It's
- 24:17Speaker 10: drinking to the point where it influences your health, your function,
- 24:21Speaker 10: your family relationships, your work relationships, work output.
- 24:24Speaker 1: So would you call– so I always wonder what my
- 24:27Speaker 1: dad would be kind of labelled as because obviously he's
- 24:30Speaker 1: retired and he will wait till like 5 p.m.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Every day. But every single day for the last, I want.
- 24:37Speaker 1: To say, 15, 20 years, he will open a bottle
- 24:41Speaker 1: of wine and him and my mum– my mum will
- 24:43Speaker 1: sometimes go a couple of days without it– but he
- 24:45Speaker 1: will drink every single day. But it's not impacting his,
- 24:49Speaker 1: he doesn't change his demeanour.
- 24:50Speaker 2: I feel like he's built up a resilience to it.
- 24:54Speaker 10: Well, no, it's probably more habitual.
- 24:57Speaker 3: Yes.
- 24:58Speaker 10: And that's one of the challenges is that people can
- 25:01Speaker 10: habitually have half a bottle to a bottle of wine.
- 25:04Speaker 2: It's like a routine.
- 25:05Speaker 10: Think nothing of it, but it's actually causing an effect.
- 25:08Speaker 10: And that's one of the challenges for us as GPs
- 25:10Speaker 10: is because they feel that they're functioning completely differently not
- 25:14Speaker 10: impacting on anything. Therefore, it's okay. But actually, that much
- 25:17Speaker 10: alcohol really feeds back on sleep. It feeds back on
- 25:20Speaker 10: the depressive hormones. So it can make that mental health
- 25:23Speaker 10: and recovery worse. Not to mention, it's linked with cancers,
- 25:28Speaker 10: other disease, and dementia.
- 25:29Speaker 3: How old is your old man?
- 25:31Speaker 2: He's 70-something. Who cares now? If I took that away
- 25:36Speaker 2: from him, they're quite social.
- 25:39Speaker 1: All of their friends, they go to the beach, they
- 25:40Speaker 1: have a bottle of Chardonnay, they go to their friend's
- 25:43Speaker 1: house for dinners and stuff. Like it's so ingrained in
- 25:47Speaker 1: their lifestyle.
- 25:49Speaker 2: If I took that away from him, he'd be like,
- 25:50Speaker 2: what have I got to look forward to?
- 25:51Speaker 3: Well, it's a bit like my old man. He doesn't
- 25:53Speaker 3: bother wearing skin sunscreen anymore. He's like, well, all the
- 25:56Speaker 3: damage was done. I mean, he's 76. He's got a point.
- 26:01Speaker 3: Who cares anymore?
- 26:02Speaker 10: The message to your dad and other people out there
- 26:05Speaker 10: drinking that much is we really do want people to
- 26:08Speaker 10: pull back when they're having that much.
- 26:10Speaker 3: But, like, what if he was 92? Who gives a shit?
- 26:13Speaker 1: Well, my grandma in the UK has basically been told,
- 26:16Speaker 1: you've got sclerosis of the liver, you need to stop drinking.
- 26:19Speaker 2: And she's like... Dogs balls. I'm not drinking. I'm not
- 26:22Speaker 2: giving up my whiskey. She just loves her whiskeys at night.
- 26:25Speaker 18: All right.
- 26:25Speaker 10: So that argument gets used by people who continue to smoke,
- 26:28Speaker 10: continue to vape, continue to drink a lot. Well, oh, look,
- 26:31Speaker 10: I'm fine. And my grandmother lived till she was 100
- 26:33Speaker 10: and she did all of that. Okay, fine. They're individual cases.
- 26:37Speaker 10: But statistically, if you look across 10, 20, 100,000 people.
- 26:41Speaker 10: Drinking, smoking, all of that too much kills you.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Yes.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Exception to the rule is what people like to point out, right?
- 26:47Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 26:48Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. All right, Lisa's in Sylvania. You
- 26:50Speaker 3: got a question for Dr.
- 26:51Speaker 20: Kearse.
- 26:52Speaker 3: Good morning.
- 26:53Speaker 16: Good morning.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Yes.
- 26:56Speaker 16: So I'm 45 and I have been battling with bacterial
- 27:00Speaker 16: vaginosis for the last seven months.
- 27:04Speaker 13: Now, I'm married and I've never.
- 27:06Speaker 16: Had this before in my life.
- 27:08Speaker 13: And I've also got Crohn's disease.
- 27:10Speaker 16: So I can't take the antibiotics to treat it. So
- 27:13Speaker 16: my question is, how do I get rid of it?
- 27:16Speaker 16: And is there a natural.
- 27:18Speaker 13: Way of treating it? Do I just leave it and
- 27:21Speaker 13: it'll go away on its own?
- 27:23Speaker 10: So bacterial vaginosis is where you get an overgrowth of
- 27:26Speaker 10: some bacteria down below inside the vagina and many people
- 27:30Speaker 10: can have those bugs and have no issues. It can
- 27:33Speaker 10: cause a sort of a grey discharge which can have
- 27:36Speaker 10: quite a fishy smell to it.
- 27:39Speaker 13: Yeah, I've got a bit of a smell, yeah.
- 27:41Speaker 10: Some people it just comes and goes. Some people it
- 27:43Speaker 10: hangs around. We want to be really careful that we're
- 27:47Speaker 10: not washing too much inside. The douching trying to sort
- 27:50Speaker 10: of wash it out is actually dangerous and actually makes
- 27:53Speaker 10: it worse. So it's getting a test. Is it actually there?
- 27:58Speaker 10: Do we need to treat it somehow?
- 27:59Speaker 2: Because do you normally treat it with antibiotics?
- 28:01Speaker 10: Yeah, so we'll often either use oral antibiotics or.
- 28:07Speaker 10: Topical, so some creams internally. And then there are some
- 28:10Speaker 10: other things. So I think what's most important for you
- 28:12Speaker 10: and others out there is going and seeing your doctor
- 28:15Speaker 10: or potentially a specialist gynaecologist to look at, all right,
- 28:18Speaker 10: do we need to treat this more specially? There are
- 28:21Speaker 10: a couple of antibiotic creams that you can use. And
- 28:24Speaker 10: if they're not working, crack on. Some oral probiotics might
- 28:27Speaker 10: help too.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Good luck, Lisa. Thank you, Alicia. Or Alicia.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Alicia.
- 28:33Speaker 3: Alicia in Fairfield. What's your question for Dr.
- 28:36Speaker 13: Kitts?
- 28:37Speaker 17: I want to know, Dr. Keith, in summer we've got
- 28:40Speaker 17: to wear this sunscreen, SPF. What about in the harsh
- 28:43Speaker 17: office conditions with all the lights, bright lights and stuff
- 28:47Speaker 17: like that?
- 28:49Speaker 10: No, good thinking, but it's a different type of UV
- 28:51Speaker 10: light that's really.
- 28:53Speaker 3: What is that, UVA and UVB? Is that right? They're
- 28:56Speaker 3: the two?
- 28:56Speaker 10: Yeah, they're different frequencies.
- 28:58Speaker 5: That's correct.
- 28:58Speaker 1: Because all the sunscreen people who are really passionate about it,
- 29:02Speaker 1: they say you... should get up every morning and put
- 29:04Speaker 1: sunscreen on non-negotiable, even in winter, even overcast days.
- 29:07Speaker 3: Because you're walking to the office.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Even when you're, like for me, in the morning I
- 29:11Speaker 1: drive in the dark, but I am sitting next to
- 29:14Speaker 1: a window.
- 29:14Speaker 2: I don't know. Should I be wearing sunscreen? I don't either.
- 29:18Speaker 2: Not at this time.
- 29:19Speaker 10: Probably not. But if you're sitting in a very plain
- 29:21Speaker 10: glass next to that window and there's a shitload of
- 29:24Speaker 10: sun coming through, yeah, that might be a problem. Amy,
- 29:27Speaker 10: you obviously use sunscreen all the time. Your skin's nice. Mikey, no.
- 29:31Speaker 10: So sunscreen.
- 29:33Speaker 3: I actually would use it more than her.
- 29:34Speaker 10: Sunscreen's really good to reduce the aging process.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So is both.
- 29:40Speaker 5: Thanks.
- 29:40Speaker 3: You're booking in straight away.
- 29:43Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone else is in the same
- 29:45Speaker 2: predicament as.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Me, but I am really over having to be the
- 29:50Speaker 1: bad cop. Like I am by default the– I don't
- 29:54Speaker 1: want to say stricter parent, but I'm not the fun parent.
- 29:57Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 29:57Speaker 2: I'm like the safe parent.
- 29:59Speaker 6: Yep.
- 29:59Speaker 2: I'm the loving parent.
- 30:01Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 30:01Speaker 2: But I'm not the fun parent.
- 30:02Speaker 3: I thought it was usually the– well, not always. The
- 30:06Speaker 3: dad can be the cool one. I think I was
- 30:07Speaker 3: scared of my dad.
- 30:09Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 3: I think maybe because– Mum was cool.
- 30:11Speaker 2: I don't– I don't think.
- 30:13Speaker 1: Either of my parents were fun. My mum was obviously
- 30:18Speaker 1: the softer one. Yeah, we were scared of my dad too.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Like that was my mum's biggest flex.
- 30:23Speaker 2: If we weren't listening to her, she'd be like, I'm
- 30:26Speaker 2: going to tell your father when he gets home and
- 30:28Speaker 2: we would all shit bricks.
- 30:29Speaker 3: But I think one is always more responsible and, you know,
- 30:33Speaker 3: cracking the whip and that is you and you're fed
- 30:35Speaker 3: up with it.
- 30:35Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I got home from.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Netball last night and, you know, I play at usually 6.45.
- 30:41Speaker 1: I'll come home, the kids are wide awake. But if
- 30:43Speaker 1: I do have a 7.30 game, I'm not home till
- 30:45Speaker 1: like 8.30. Well, they should be in bed then, right?
- 30:48Speaker 1: I had my daughter with me, but I came home.
- 30:51Speaker 1: My boys should be roughly... half asleep or at least
- 30:54Speaker 1: on the nod, potentially waking up for a kiss goodnight
- 30:58Speaker 1: from mum.
- 30:59Speaker 2: That'd be it.
- 30:59Speaker 3: If Ryan's done the right thing.
- 31:01Speaker 2: If Ryan's done the right thing.
- 31:03Speaker 1: So I've walked in and when I tell you, it
- 31:05Speaker 1: was like someone had intravenously dripped red cordial into my
- 31:09Speaker 1: youngest kid's veins. He was bouncing off the walls. and
- 31:14Speaker 1: Bobby was coming out of his room. They'd all, like,
- 31:17Speaker 1: completely destroyed their bedding. All the bedding was on the floor.
- 31:20Speaker 1: One of them was being a.
- 31:21Speaker 8: Slug up the hallway.
- 31:23Speaker 1: They were like, Mum, firing question after question after question.
- 31:27Speaker 2: And I was like, well, it's 8.30. I just want
- 31:29Speaker 2: to have a shower and get.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Into bed myself. So what had Ryan been doing?
- 31:33Speaker 1: I went downstairs and I said, what the hell is
- 31:35Speaker 1: going on? Why are they so hyped up?
- 31:37Speaker 2: Like, they are so jacked right now.
- 31:39Speaker 6: And he goes.
- 31:40Speaker 2: I don't know, like I was just, you know, I
- 31:41Speaker 2: was colouring in with them.
- 31:43Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 31:44Speaker 1: And then the idiot has outed himself because he's put
- 31:48Speaker 1: up a story on his page.
- 31:52Speaker 2: And it is them. I don't know how, maybe I'll
- 31:54Speaker 2: share it. And look at this.
- 31:58Speaker 1: It says how bedtime looks when mum's not home.
- 32:02Speaker 3: Oh, he's chucking them on the bed.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Wait, someone's jumping off furniture.
- 32:06Speaker 3: Oh, jumping on top of him.
- 32:07Speaker 2: They're doing WWE wrestling moves.
- 32:10Speaker 3: He hyped them up, mate. He hyped them up. Yeah,
- 32:13Speaker 3: we'll put that up on our KISS socials.
- 32:15Speaker 2: He has hyped them up.
- 32:16Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 32:17Speaker 2: And then I've walked in.
- 32:18Speaker 13: Shush.
- 32:18Speaker 2: And then I've walked in. to like chaos and he's gone.
- 32:23Speaker 6: Yep.
- 32:23Speaker 2: And he's legged downstairs.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Your problem now.
- 32:26Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 32:26Speaker 3: And then you've got to be the strict one. Get
- 32:28Speaker 3: them to calm down. And then I'm cracking the.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Whip, blowing up, being like, get into bed, get into,
- 32:32Speaker 1: you in your room, you in your, and I was like,
- 32:35Speaker 1: why have you done this to me? So, and then
- 32:38Speaker 1: me and Ryan punched on. But surely I am not
- 32:40Speaker 1: the only person who has to deal with WrestleMania at
- 32:45Speaker 1: nighttime or, like, having to be the bad cop.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Are you the bad cop or the good cop?
- 32:49Speaker 8: No, I'm the good cop. Yeah, Maddie's both, to be honest.
- 32:54Speaker 9: But I'd say, like, Alfie comes to me for all
- 32:56Speaker 9: the fun, I think, you know, running around and, yeah,
- 32:59Speaker 9: we do all that stuff.
- 32:59Speaker 3: Dad's the cool one. So we hear from other people.
- 33:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:02Speaker 3: I wonder if it is mainly dad being cool these
- 33:05Speaker 3: days and mum's the bad one.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Okay, 131065, are you, like Amy, tired of being the
- 33:13Speaker 3: strict parent?
- 33:15Speaker 2: Yeah, you're tired of being the bad cop.
- 33:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Or, you know, what does your partner let your kids
- 33:21Speaker 2: get away with?
- 33:21Speaker 3: What do you come at home to?
- 33:22Speaker 1: Because if I walked in and my son, which Bobby,
- 33:26Speaker 1: was standing on his chest of drawers, which is what
- 33:29Speaker 1: was happening... and then flying through the air to land
- 33:33Speaker 1: on top of his brother, I would immediately break that up.
- 33:37Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but Ryan was encouraging it, yeah.
- 33:40Speaker 8: No, no, he was filming it too in slow motion.
- 33:43Speaker 3: 131065, are you, like Amy, tired of being the strict parent? 131065,
- 33:49Speaker 3: what does your partner let your kids get away with?
- 33:53Speaker 3: You can vent if you're tired of being the... Strict
- 33:56Speaker 3: Parent 13.
- 33:57Speaker 1: We should go on a vacation. All the strict parents. Oh,
- 34:04Speaker 1: that's a convenient song, isn't it?
- 34:05Speaker 2: Is that to me to let it go? Let the
- 34:07Speaker 2: wrestling go?
- 34:08Speaker 3: Well, you're tired of being the strict parent.
- 34:12Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm strict.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Well, I'm just more of the not fun parent. I
- 34:17Speaker 1: don't get to be like the childlike parent.
- 34:19Speaker 3: No, but Ryan is. He's the fun one.
- 34:20Speaker 1: Ryan is the childlike parent. He gets to wrestle. I've
- 34:25Speaker 1: come home from netball last night to some WWE wrestling
- 34:29Speaker 1: moves being had. And then he lied to me and
- 34:32Speaker 1: said he'd just been colouring in with them. And then
- 34:34Speaker 1: I don't know why he outed himself, but he's posted
- 34:36Speaker 1: a slow-mo video of them flying off furniture, landing on
- 34:40Speaker 1: top of each other.
- 34:42Speaker 2: And it explains why my kids were so hyperactive when
- 34:44Speaker 2: I walked in the door last night.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Yeah, and usually you're the one that has to crack
- 34:48Speaker 3: the whip. He doesn't really?
- 34:50Speaker 13: He.
- 34:54Speaker 1: No, so that's why, like, he will crack it, but
- 34:57Speaker 1: he's also the one who gets to, he's very childish.
- 35:02Speaker 1: So he plays with them a lot, which I know
- 35:04Speaker 1: a lot of parents would be like, that's a good.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Thing and all of those things.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Yeah, he could ignore them.
- 35:09Speaker 1: Well, that's absolutely right. He could be ignoring them. My
- 35:12Speaker 1: thing is he does it at the wrong times. Like
- 35:15Speaker 1: at 8 o'clock at night, now is not the time
- 35:17Speaker 1: to be flying off furniture and filming them in slow-mo
- 35:20Speaker 1: with Rage Against the Machine playing.
- 35:21Speaker 3: All right, we're taking your calls. Are you tired of
- 35:23Speaker 3: being the strict parent? And what does your partner let
- 35:27Speaker 3: the kids get away with? Carl is in Concord. Hello, Carl.
- 35:30Speaker 2: Hey, Carl.
- 35:31Speaker 7: Hey, how are you? Good morning.
- 35:32Speaker 3: Hey, are you the good or bad cop?
- 35:34Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 35:35Speaker 7: I don't know because it sounds like the person being
- 35:38Speaker 7: called the bad cop is actually the good one, meaning
- 35:42Speaker 7: gets respect from his kids. His kids know where they stand.
- 35:45Speaker 7: They do what they're told. The so-called good cop is
- 35:49Speaker 7: the cool cop. that doesn't have any control of his
- 35:52Speaker 7: kids or his kids walk all over.
- 35:54Speaker 3: Is that your wife, mate?
- 35:55Speaker 7: That's, yeah, that's my wife.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Oh, my God, you sound like my husband.
- 36:00Speaker 7: At about, probably at about, we always have this thing.
- 36:03Speaker 7: We go to bed a bit later. He goes to
- 36:05Speaker 7: bed at 8.30, my six-year-old.
- 36:07Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 36:07Speaker 7: My three-year-old at about quarter to eight.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:11Speaker 7: And we take it in turns, like half an hour
- 36:12Speaker 7: blocks who's with who.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:14Speaker 7: So she's cooking, I'm washing or vice versa.
- 36:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:17Speaker 7: I might get to the living room at about quarter
- 36:19Speaker 7: to eight and they're jumping up and down eating ice cream, barefoot,
- 36:23Speaker 7: all hell's breaking loose. And I'm like, you know that
- 36:26Speaker 7: I'm the one that puts them to sleep when you're
- 36:28Speaker 7: doing this.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Oh, so she's setting you up for failure.
- 36:32Speaker 7: No, I don't think she sets me up for failure.
- 36:34Speaker 7: I tell her that. I do say, look, how can
- 36:37Speaker 7: you be doing this? This is supposed to be their
- 36:39Speaker 7: quiet time. You're setting me up for failure. She doesn't
- 36:42Speaker 7: see that. She sees me as being too strict, too structured.
- 36:45Speaker 7: That might be.
- 36:47Speaker 3: How Ryan's seeing you. He's like, I'm just wrestling with
- 36:49Speaker 3: the boys having fun and you're coming home Annoyed?
- 36:52Speaker 1: No, it's because he saw a bloody Instagram meme once
- 36:55Speaker 1: that says wrestling before bed is a good thing. So
- 36:57Speaker 1: he's taken it as like the gospel and he's trying
- 37:01Speaker 1: to wrestle with him every night.
- 37:02Speaker 3: How is it a good thing? Well, apparently it's meant to-
- 37:04Speaker 3: Because it'll put him to sleep.
- 37:05Speaker 2: I don't actually know how- We should have asked Dr.
- 37:08Speaker 6: Kiss.
- 37:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:09Speaker 2: Apparently it gets like- I personally don't think it's good
- 37:12Speaker 2: for one of my kids. The hyperactive one.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he then can- Like I think
- 37:16Speaker 1: it's a spike in his cortisol and then he's like,
- 37:18Speaker 1: what are we doing next?
- 37:20Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:20Speaker 2: And then try to get the guy to sleep and
- 37:22Speaker 2: he just doesn't know how to.
- 37:23Speaker 19: Yeah.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Because he's pumped up.
- 37:24Speaker 2: He wants to wrestle more.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Well, that would make sense if you're running around. Yeah.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Whereas I do see with Bobby, my middle child, it
- 37:30Speaker 1: actually does, has a bit of wrestle, gets it all
- 37:32Speaker 1: out of his system.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Then he does, he just goes to bed.
- 37:34Speaker 3: Oh, Samantha's in Monterey.
- 37:36Speaker 7: Hello.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Hey, Samantha.
- 37:37Speaker 18: Hey. Hi.
- 37:39Speaker 3: Are you sick of being the strict parent?
- 37:41Speaker 13: I'm always the strict parent.
- 37:43Speaker 15: I'm always the, you're so mean, all you do is scream,
- 37:47Speaker 15: dad's so fun. But I'm the one that always takes
- 37:51Speaker 15: them to everything.
- 37:52Speaker 18: And does everything for them.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, of course.
- 37:54Speaker 13: But my husband normally, he normally does night shifts.
- 37:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:57Speaker 13: But when he is home, the routine is out.
- 38:00Speaker 11: Yeah, like no bedtime.
- 38:02Speaker 14: No bedtime.
- 38:03Speaker 16: No bedtime, nerve guns, bullets flying everywhere.
- 38:07Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 38:08Speaker 13: Like, wrestling on the couch, it's a nightmare.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Yeah, so he gets to just be the good, fun
- 38:13Speaker 1: cop and he gets to play with him and stuff,
- 38:15Speaker 1: whereas you don't really get to do that when you're
- 38:18Speaker 1: a mum because you've got to be cooking dinner, doing
- 38:21Speaker 1: the washing, making sure no one's getting hurt, and obviously...
- 38:25Speaker 1: I think men are a little bit more understanding if
- 38:27Speaker 1: two boys, especially if you've got two boys, they do
- 38:29Speaker 1: do a lot of physical wrestling and stuff, and men
- 38:32Speaker 1: are a little bit like, yeah, let them have a
- 38:34Speaker 1: bit of a crack, whereas I intervene straight away.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Oh, you think they're going to hurt each other maybe?
- 38:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like seeing it.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 38:41Speaker 6: Tony, hi, mate.
- 38:42Speaker 3: What do you think?
- 38:43Speaker 18: Yeah, I reckon mum's like the worst.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Thanks, Tony.
- 38:48Speaker 18: She's really, really shocking like. I let my kids, when
- 38:52Speaker 18: my wife's away, I let my kids stay out, play
- 38:55Speaker 18: Sony PlayStation, they can eat whatever they want to eat
- 38:59Speaker 18: and just go out and just get food or something
- 39:01Speaker 18: like that. Like, it just makes it much easier and, like... Yeah,
- 39:06Speaker 18: so all.
- 39:06Speaker 3: We're hearing is, it's easier.
- 39:08Speaker 18: LAUGHTER It absolutely is. It's like people themselves, they can
- 39:13Speaker 18: go off, do whatever they want.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Tony, thank God that there are mums.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Imagine if you were just parenting all the kids in
- 39:19Speaker 1: the world. They'd all be rogue as. There's no brain
- 39:23Speaker 1: development because they're not sleeping. They're just on their PlayStations.
- 39:27Speaker 1: You're probably giving them soft drink at night as well.
- 39:29Speaker 18: How many kids will be in wwe championships.
- 39:36Speaker 3: I know i'm gonna be the strict one oh you
- 39:38Speaker 3: are i'm a pain in.
- 39:39Speaker 1: The ass yeah so you need you do it well
- 39:43Speaker 1: you can't have two strict ones can you Nah, you
- 39:46Speaker 1: need one that's a little bit more softer around the edges.
- 39:49Speaker 1: But I think, yeah, you can be the strict regimented one.
- 39:53Speaker 1: You strike me as like my dad.
- 39:55Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 39:55Speaker 6: Well, I'm very organised.
- 39:56Speaker 3: You're going to be the.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Guy from The Sound of Music. You'll have a whistle
- 39:59Speaker 1: for your kids probably.
- 40:00Speaker 3: Good idea. Line them up. Bedtime. Children should be seen
- 40:05Speaker 3: and not heard. Oh, God, yeah. I like that saying.
- 40:08Speaker 2: You like that saying?
- 40:09Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 40:09Speaker 2: And women belong in the kitchen.
- 40:10Speaker 3: I never said that one. I said the children should
- 40:12Speaker 3: be seen and not heard. Well, these bloody Gen Zs
- 40:17Speaker 3: are at it again.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:19Speaker 3: 53%, so more than half of them, can't watch TV
- 40:22Speaker 3: without doing one thing.
- 40:25Speaker 2: Playing on their phone.
- 40:26Speaker 3: There is a part of that. Yeah. Yeah. 91% of
- 40:30Speaker 3: Gen Z's double screen.
- 40:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:33Speaker 2: So they have that.
- 40:34Speaker 1: I mean, I'm guilty of that too. If I'm not
- 40:36Speaker 1: really into a show, I will.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Also play on my phone.
- 40:39Speaker 3: I actively try not to. I've told you I've got
- 40:41Speaker 3: like a charging dock and I put it next to
- 40:43Speaker 3: my TV.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Yep.
- 40:44Speaker 3: So I can just like, if I'm going to watch
- 40:45Speaker 3: your show, watch the show. No, it's not that. 53%
- 40:48Speaker 3: of them can't watch telly without having on the subtitle.
- 40:55Speaker 2: It's a thing.
- 40:56Speaker 3: I don't know why it happened to younger people. A
- 41:00Speaker 3: lot of young– we'll whip around our Gen Z team
- 41:03Speaker 3: in a moment, actually. They can't watch anything without the
- 41:07Speaker 3: subtitles on.
- 41:08Speaker 2: So I'm watching Mobland.
- 41:10Speaker 1: If anyone has not watched Mobland– You keep going on
- 41:13Speaker 1: about that.
- 41:13Speaker 5: Absolutely.
- 41:13Speaker 2: It is one of my favourite shows of all time.
- 41:16Speaker 1: But they have quite a thick– I don't know if
- 41:19Speaker 1: it's a Scouse, I don't know, Irish slash English.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Accent in it.
- 41:24Speaker 3: Can't understand it.
- 41:24Speaker 1: And I actually, there are certain sentences that get said
- 41:27Speaker 1: and I'm like, you need to put subtitles on.
- 41:30Speaker 3: No, I get that if you can't really understand it.
- 41:31Speaker 2: I'm not watching maths with subtitles on.
- 41:33Speaker 3: Well, this is what they're saying. They will watch... with subtitles. No,
- 41:36Speaker 3: because then I end.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Up, I spend too much time reading and not watching.
- 41:40Speaker 2: And then if.
- 41:40Speaker 3: They're a bit out of sync, I notice your eyes
- 41:43Speaker 3: automatically just go to the writing and you're not actually looking.
- 41:47Speaker 3: You don't watch stuff with subtitles, do you, Sean?
- 41:50Speaker 8: On Netflix, sometimes I do. I don't know why. Maybe
- 41:53Speaker 8: Mad started watching it and then I've just started doing it.
- 41:56Speaker 8: But normal TV, no.
- 41:57Speaker 3: Yeah. Let's go. Gen Z's Alec the Pom. Subtitles?
- 42:02Speaker 8: No subtitles.
- 42:03Speaker 10: Ruins it.
- 42:04Speaker 3: Right, okay. So rebellious as a Gen Z thing.
- 42:09Speaker 12: Well, I'm a millennial, but I do watch everything with subtitles.
- 42:13Speaker 12: And my Gen Z technically partner hates subtitles too.
- 42:16Speaker 3: Okay. Studies a failure. Chelsea?
- 42:19Speaker 4: I'm a bit like Sean for like normal TV if
- 42:22Speaker 4: I'm watching Big Brother. No, but if I'm watching Netflix, yes.
- 42:26Speaker 3: It's just automatically on for Netflix?
- 42:28Speaker 4: I actually think I concentrate better because I have to
- 42:31Speaker 4: pay attention.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you've got to watch, like, the words coming up.
- 42:34Speaker 3: That might keep you off your phone.
- 42:36Speaker 12: But also, don't you think that a lot of, like,
- 42:38Speaker 12: Netflix shows and new movies and stuff, like, the way
- 42:41Speaker 12: they mix the sound, the sound effects and the music
- 42:43Speaker 12: just drown people's voices out?
- 42:44Speaker 5: Yes.
- 42:45Speaker 3: Annalise?
- 42:47Speaker 2: I also use subtitles, like religiously.
- 42:49Speaker 6: And so do my whole family uses them.
- 42:52Speaker 14: Oh.
- 42:53Speaker 17: Yeah, like my brothers, my sister, my mum and dad,
- 42:55Speaker 17: they all use them.
- 42:56Speaker 3: I don't need them because I got the TV up
- 42:58Speaker 3: loud and I know I got that from my old man. Like,
- 43:01Speaker 3: you could walk past our house when I was growing
- 43:03Speaker 3: up and you'd hear that TV. I don't know if
- 43:05Speaker 3: your man was like that.
- 43:06Speaker 1: No, we've always been quiet. I always used to get told,
- 43:10Speaker 1: turn the TV down. An inside voice, Amy.
- 43:12Speaker 5: Right.
- 43:13Speaker 3: I think my old man's got a bit of industrial deafness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, literally,
- 43:17Speaker 3: my dad will watch the TV like.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 43:21Speaker 3: Like what?
- 43:22Speaker 2: Sensory overload.
- 43:24Speaker 6: My dad does that too, and he's your age.
- 43:26Speaker 13: Oh.
- 43:26Speaker 6: 55.
- 43:28Speaker 2: Oh, my God, you could be Thing's dad.
- 43:30Speaker 3: You're talking to Amy there. Amy's age, 55.
- 43:32Speaker 6: No, no, you're 55 according to AI.
- 43:34Speaker 13: I'm 32.
- 43:35Speaker 6: I have the screenshots.
- 43:36Speaker 3: Is that still a thing?
- 43:37Speaker 12: Actually, I haven't checked in a while.
- 43:39Speaker 3: You weren't here, Amy. When I first started, one of
- 43:42Speaker 3: the producers was like, how old is Mikey? So they
- 43:44Speaker 3: looked it up and it said I was 50. Yeah.
- 43:49Speaker 3: And it really pissed me off. It said I was older.
- 43:53Speaker 9: How old is- I found a line here on Google
- 43:56Speaker 9: that says the exact birth date and age of Australian
- 43:59Speaker 9: radio and podcast host Mikey are not publicly documented.
- 44:03Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing.
- 44:04Speaker 1: No, mine, Amy Dryde is 40 years old. But mine,
- 44:06Speaker 1: even mine had put me three years older as well.
- 44:09Speaker 10: Remember?
- 44:09Speaker 3: That's annoying, yeah.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Where is it?
- 44:11Speaker 3: What have we got?
- 44:12Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I'm getting the same thing Sean's getting.
- 44:13Speaker 12: Google AI says your exact birth date and age is
- 44:17Speaker 12: not publicly documented.
- 44:18Speaker 2: Did you have it removed?
- 44:19Speaker 3: I got my manager under that, yeah. No, you didn't. Well,
- 44:22Speaker 3: if anyone's listening, I'm 30.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Oh, my God. You did not have your age removed.
- 44:27Speaker 2: You absolute punts.
- 44:28Speaker 3: Hey, here's the thing, though. I've worked in commercial radio
- 44:31Speaker 3: for over 20 years. Yeah, so absolutely. So I started
- 44:34Speaker 3: when I was 10.
- 44:35Speaker 7: No.
- 44:37Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like that line.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Did you get.
- 44:41Speaker 1: Claire to have your age removed from the web?
- 44:45Speaker 3: No.
- 44:46Speaker 14: That is.
- 44:48Speaker 2: I am shook that you care that much.
- 44:50Speaker 5: All right.
- 44:51Speaker 3: Emma, one of our listeners has called through, wants to
- 44:54Speaker 3: confess something live on air, and it's all because of
- 44:57Speaker 3: what you said yesterday.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was talking yesterday.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Well, let's get Emma to tell us.
- 45:03Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 45:04Speaker 3: Emma, hello?
- 45:04Speaker 13: Hello?
- 45:05Speaker 20: Good morning, guys.
- 45:07Speaker 5: Hi.
- 45:07Speaker 3: What happened? What did you hear yesterday?
- 45:10Speaker 16: Well, so, Amy, you know yesterday how you were talking
- 45:12Speaker 16: about your son egging a car?
- 45:14Speaker 5: No.
- 45:15Speaker 2: No, he didn't egg any car. He was just egging
- 45:18Speaker 2: the street.
- 45:19Speaker 16: But, yeah, like, so egging the street. Yeah, so he
- 45:21Speaker 16: was egging it.
- 45:22Speaker 20: And I actually have a confession because I have actually–
- 45:26Speaker 20: I may or may not have about six months ago
- 45:29Speaker 20: my ex– cheated on me and one night me and
- 45:32Speaker 20: the girls were sitting there having a few drinks and
- 45:34Speaker 20: they went, well, why don't you go and why don't
- 45:37Speaker 20: we egg his car? And so we got into the
- 45:39Speaker 20: car and we went over to his place, egged it,
- 45:44Speaker 20: had an awesome time, smothered it all over it and
- 45:47Speaker 20: then we drove off and you know what?
- 45:49Speaker 16: I haven't heard from him since.
- 45:51Speaker 20: No repercussions, no nothing.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Do you think he would have thought that it was you?
- 45:54Speaker 2: Like how long after you broke up did you do this?
- 45:57Speaker 16: It was about... Three weeks after. He hasn't messaged me
- 46:02Speaker 16: or anything.
- 46:02Speaker 13: So I'm hoping.
- 46:03Speaker 2: Are you sure it was his car?
- 46:06Speaker 16: Well, I mean, it was a similar colour, and I'm
- 46:10Speaker 16: quite sure it would have been his car. I hope
- 46:11Speaker 16: it was.
- 46:12Speaker 3: I reckon he knew it was you, Emma.
- 46:14Speaker 8: And what?
- 46:15Speaker 2: Would you not, like, call them?
- 46:17Speaker 3: He's just not going to give you the satisfaction of
- 46:20Speaker 3: knowing that he knows it was you, yeah.
- 46:23Speaker 2: Like, were you doing it because you wanted a reaction
- 46:26Speaker 2: out of him?
- 46:27Speaker 16: Well, I was angry. I mean, he cheated on me.
- 46:30Speaker 7: What a dog.
- 46:31Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 46:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 46:33Speaker 3: And it would piss him off having the egg all
- 46:34Speaker 3: over the car.
- 46:35Speaker 2: Well, it's a punish to get off, right?
- 46:38Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 46:38Speaker 2: Especially at night time, it would have set in overnight.
- 46:41Speaker 5: Yes.
- 46:42Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 46:42Speaker 3: And, well, if you had it in the day and
- 46:45Speaker 3: the sun baked the egg in, you're kind of screwed.
- 46:48Speaker 8: Really?
- 46:48Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, yeah, man. Like, that can ruin the juco.
- 46:52Speaker 3: Did he care about his car?
- 46:53Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
- 46:55Speaker 16: But he cared about the car more than he cared
- 46:56Speaker 16: about me.
- 46:56Speaker 5: Clearly.
- 46:57Speaker 16: That was his baby.
- 46:58Speaker 3: Beautiful. We should get some people to call in. How
- 47:01Speaker 3: did you get back at your ex, actually?
- 47:02Speaker 5: 131065.
- 47:02Speaker 3: Have you ever egged your ex's car? No, I have not.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Have you done better than egging someone's car? I do remember, like,
- 47:09Speaker 3: first girlfriend broke up with me and I was all upset.
- 47:14Speaker 3: And I had.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Why did you just turn like.
- 47:16Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 47:17Speaker 2: Anne Green Gables. I was all like, little women.
- 47:21Speaker 3: She had... I'd given her, remember we used to have
- 47:24Speaker 3: prepaid phones?
- 47:25Speaker 5: Yes.
- 47:26Speaker 3: And I'd given her for some reason my prepaid one
- 47:29Speaker 3: and I must have bought another one.
- 47:30Speaker 2: It's all making sense. This is how you get all
- 47:31Speaker 2: the women. You buy their love.
- 47:33Speaker 3: Yes. So I'd given her a prepaid phone.
- 47:36Speaker 5: Yes.
- 47:37Speaker 3: And it was like mine under my name.
- 47:40Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 47:40Speaker 2: Oh, did she just keep using it?
- 47:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 47:42Speaker 3: So I just called up Vodafone, I remember, because it
- 47:45Speaker 3: was mine and I cancelled it.
- 47:48Speaker 2: I mean, that's fair enough.
- 47:49Speaker 3: Yeah, but she had her whole life in there, all
- 47:51Speaker 3: her phone numbers stored. Do you remember how your numbers
- 47:53Speaker 3: used to get stored? It was either on your phone
- 47:56Speaker 3: or on your SIM. I'd locked the phone. By cancelling it,
- 48:01Speaker 3: I had locked that Nokia 3310 or whatever it was.
- 48:03Speaker 2: Did she ring you?
- 48:04Speaker 3: Yeah, on another phone. Yeah. It was me. But it
- 48:07Speaker 3: felt good.
- 48:08Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 48:09Speaker 3: And actually, no, it's petty. You look like a sore loser,
- 48:12Speaker 3: don't you?
- 48:12Speaker 2: Well, what was the alternative? You were going to pay
- 48:14Speaker 2: for her phone bills continuously?
- 48:15Speaker 3: Well, no, because it's prepaid. So it would have just
- 48:17Speaker 3: been hers. So pretty well what I'd done is just
- 48:19Speaker 3: canned a phone.
- 48:20Speaker 2: Oh, so you absolutely could have just left her.
- 48:23Speaker 3: I could have.
- 48:23Speaker 2: Oh, you asshole. Yeah, that is petty.
- 48:25Speaker 3: But I was 17 or something.
- 48:26Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
- 48:27Speaker 3: So, you know. You live and you learn.
- 48:29Speaker 2: Chelsea has a story, I think.
- 48:31Speaker 3: Chelsea.
- 48:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not proud of it. So my first boyfriend,
- 48:34Speaker 4: we were in high school. We bought concert tickets that
- 48:37Speaker 4: his mum paid for, but it was on my Ticket
- 48:39Speaker 4: Tech account.
- 48:40Speaker 6: So I had the tickets.
- 48:41Speaker 3: We broke up.
- 48:42Speaker 4: He then was asking for the tickets. I was trying
- 48:44Speaker 4: to withhold them. His mum got involved.
- 48:46Speaker 2: I gave it to him.
- 48:47Speaker 4: But then I went to the concert and scanned the
- 48:49Speaker 4: barcodes before.
- 48:50Speaker 8: He got there.
- 48:51Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 48:52Speaker 2: With both tickets. Sure did.
- 48:55Speaker 8: So we couldn't get in.
- 48:57Speaker 2: And it was Little Mix.
- 48:58Speaker 4: He wanted to go to Little Mix.
- 49:00Speaker 8: I mean, yeah.
- 49:02Speaker 3: How'd you get back in an exit? We just had
- 49:03Speaker 3: a caller, Emma.
- 49:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:05Speaker 3: What did she do?
- 49:06Speaker 2: She egged her ex's car. He cheated on her. I
- 49:10Speaker 2: fully condone egging your partner's car if he cheats.
- 49:13Speaker 3: You reckon?
- 49:14Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 49:14Speaker 3: Could have gone worse. You ever seen the ones where they've, like,
- 49:17Speaker 3: refeeded cheetah?
- 49:17Speaker 2: Or, like, set fire to their clothes?
- 49:20Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a bit much.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Yeah, nah.
- 49:22Speaker 6: Really?
- 49:23Speaker 3: Whatever makes you feel better. You look petty though.
- 49:25Speaker 2: You know what I would do?
- 49:26Speaker 1: I mean, different with Ryan because I have to stay
- 49:29Speaker 1: in contact with him for kids. But like before, if
- 49:33Speaker 1: a previous boyfriend had ever cheated on me, I wouldn't
- 49:37Speaker 1: give him anything. I actually reckon silence is way more painful.
- 49:41Speaker 1: I would just cut him out of my life so quickly.
- 49:44Speaker 1: I'd change my number on the spot. You'd never see
- 49:46Speaker 1: me again. You'd never hear from me again.
- 49:48Speaker 3: Nothing. I reckon that actually does hurt more.
- 49:50Speaker 2: That hurts more, yeah.
- 49:51Speaker 3: Totally agree with you. But what have you done?
- 49:53Speaker 2: I sound ice cold.
- 49:54Speaker 18: Hey, Diana.
- 49:55Speaker 3: A bit of petty revenge. Yeah, Diana on 131065. Hello.
- 49:59Speaker 16: Hello.
- 50:01Speaker 3: What did you do?
- 50:04Speaker 15: My boyfriend kept cheating on me and kept saying he
- 50:07Speaker 15: wouldn't do it anymore. And he kept doing it. So
- 50:11Speaker 15: I went around to one of his places that he
- 50:13Speaker 15: was cheating at. Oh. His car, he's a tradie, hence
- 50:19Speaker 15: he didn't lock his boxes on the truck. So I
- 50:23Speaker 15: took all his power tools and every possible tool I could.
- 50:28Speaker 15: I drove around the suburbs, and when I saw a
- 50:30Speaker 15: tradie's van, I nicely popped a drill there, an angle
- 50:34Speaker 15: grinder there, and we got rid of them all. It
- 50:36Speaker 15: took me quite a while, but it was satisfying.
- 50:38Speaker 3: So you're like Santa giving tradies power tools.
- 50:41Speaker 2: Free tools away.
- 50:42Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 50:43Speaker 2: Wait, so you knew where he was cheating and, yeah,
- 50:46Speaker 2: so you didn't confront him at the house. You just
- 50:49Speaker 2: took all his tools.
- 50:50Speaker 15: Yeah, he was at a mate's, but that's when it
- 50:52Speaker 15: all happened at his mate's and then he'd park his
- 50:54Speaker 15: car at his mate's and then he'd go off clubbing
- 50:57Speaker 15: and then go off with them. Didn't drink and drive.
- 50:59Speaker 11: He was very good at that. He'd just Uber everywhere.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Calm and collected, Diana. You're not still with this guy,
- 51:04Speaker 2: are you?
- 51:05Speaker 5: No.
- 51:05Speaker 15: He's tried and tried and he's like, you know what?
- 51:08Speaker 12: No.
- 51:08Speaker 15: Even when he had his first child, he comes back
- 51:11Speaker 15: to me. Obviously, somebody eventually fell pregnant to him.
- 51:14Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 51:14Speaker 7: And he tried to come back.
- 51:15Speaker 5: To me and I said, mate.
- 51:17Speaker 6: No.
- 51:18Speaker 2: Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, Diana.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Once a cheater, always a cheater. Jude is in Botany. Hello, morning.
- 51:24Speaker 2: Hey, Jude.
- 51:26Speaker 11: Hey, how you going?
- 51:27Speaker 3: Yeah, good. What did you do to get back?
- 51:29Speaker 11: Yeah, well, me and my ex, we had bought tickets,
- 51:32Speaker 11: as you do early on. Her favourite band was Metallica
- 51:35Speaker 11: and Evanescence.
- 51:36Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 51:37Speaker 11: And after we broke up, she said, oh, can I
- 51:39Speaker 11: have those tickets?
- 51:40Speaker 19: I said, yeah, yeah, no worries.
- 51:42Speaker 11: And so anyway, I thought, you know what? Excuse the French, f.
- 51:46Speaker 3: * * *.
- 51:47Speaker 11: I went, and when she got there.
- 51:49Speaker 1: All right.
- 51:51Speaker 3: Just watch your swearing there, because we didn't excuse the French.
- 51:54Speaker 3: We had to drop you. So, yep, she went to
- 51:56Speaker 3: the concert, and then what?
- 51:58Speaker 11: Yeah, and I got there, and she came in later on,
- 52:01Speaker 11: didn't get any tickets, and had to buy new ones.
- 52:04Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's very similar to what Chelsea did.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that's epic.
- 52:08Speaker 3: Yeah, because you have the tickets on your email.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's basically whoever scans in first, right?
- 52:14Speaker 5: Yes.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Yep, so you go there first. They can't get in.
- 52:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd just be denied. Bam, bam, you've got yourself
- 52:21Speaker 2: all the way there.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Yeah, Mikey, Amy Gerard here for Chemist Warehouse.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Yeah, great news for our middle managers because apparently being
- 52:28Speaker 1: a baller is out.
- 52:30Speaker 3: What?
- 52:30Speaker 1: And having a nine-to-five steady job is in.
- 52:33Speaker 2: I'll tell you why next.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Oh, do it now.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Oh, you want me to tell you now?
- 52:37Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 52:38Speaker 2: Oh, we're not going to an ad break.
- 52:39Speaker 5: No.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Just came out of one. You'll learn.
- 52:42Speaker 1: You might think that women, you know, want to date
- 52:45Speaker 1: high status individuals, right?
- 52:47Speaker 6: What?
- 52:48Speaker 3: You want a dude with money, do you not?
- 52:49Speaker 2: You don't want a dude that's so successful.
- 52:52Speaker 1: Like, I personally think, like what Biggie Small says, mo' money, mo' problems.
- 52:58Speaker 12: Really?
- 52:58Speaker 1: When you've got a guy who has endless cash, they almost.
- 53:02Speaker 2: It does something to their egos.
- 53:04Speaker 3: So you want some sort of middle ground?
- 53:06Speaker 2: A middle ground, I think, is where you need to
- 53:08Speaker 2: be looking, basically. I think that, you know.
- 53:13Speaker 1: These people that are like CEOs and millionaires and stuff
- 53:16Speaker 1: with lots of money and lots of power.
- 53:18Speaker 2: It does. It goes to their head.
- 53:20Speaker 10: Right.
- 53:20Speaker 1: So there is hope now for the humble nine to
- 53:22Speaker 1: five office worker. Well, at least according to this influencer,
- 53:25Speaker 1: Anna Nell. Have a listen to this audio.
- 53:28Speaker 21: Man, I'm over these guys that have a little bit
- 53:31Speaker 21: of money or a little bit of clout because it
- 53:33Speaker 21: goes to their head and they start thinking that they
- 53:35Speaker 21: can have sex with their assistants. Or they can have
- 53:38Speaker 21: sex with the bartender at dinner.
- 53:39Speaker 2: But a nine to five guy, he will treat you right.
- 53:42Speaker 2: Because you know what?
- 53:43Speaker 17: They're just tired.
- 53:45Speaker 21: They go to work Monday through Friday, sometimes on Saturday.
- 53:49Speaker 21: They want to come home, eat, have sex and go
- 53:52Speaker 21: to bed. So it's like, I know you're not doing
- 53:54Speaker 21: any weird shit. If I call my man who is
- 53:57Speaker 21: like rich or has some clout or some shit or
- 53:59Speaker 21: a name to himself and he doesn't answer.
- 54:02Speaker 3: He's probably doing some such shit.
- 54:03Speaker 21: But my man, if I call him in between the
- 54:05Speaker 21: hours of 9 to 5 and he doesn't answer, it's
- 54:07Speaker 21: probably because he's f * * * ing working.
- 54:09Speaker 3: You agree?
- 54:10Speaker 1: I mean, listen, do I think there's any correlation between
- 54:13Speaker 1: how rich you are and how likely you are to cheat?
- 54:17Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 54:18Speaker 2: Probably would be, right? To be honest, I do. I.
- 54:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I do think there probably is a little bit.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Like the offer.
- 54:27Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 54:27Speaker 3: It goes to your head.
- 54:28Speaker 1: But then you think about tradies. Like there's still room
- 54:30Speaker 1: for them to play up. Like if you're that way inclined,
- 54:34Speaker 1: you've got to do it regardless of the industry that
- 54:37Speaker 1: you work in.
- 54:38Speaker 5: Totally.
- 54:38Speaker 1: However, there is definitely something that happens to a man
- 54:42Speaker 1: when there is a lot of money and there's power.
- 54:46Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 54:46Speaker 3: It does.
- 54:47Speaker 2: It goes to the head.
- 54:48Speaker 3: Well, if you're going to get heaps of money and
- 54:49Speaker 3: be loaded, of course you're going to use it to
- 54:52Speaker 3: get women.
- 54:53Speaker 1: Oh, why not just be a great guy? So what,
- 54:56Speaker 1: the CEO of ARN, is he playing up on his wife?
- 54:59Speaker 8: Why would you even put that out there?
- 55:01Speaker 3: I'm just saying. Well, I hope you enjoyed your time
- 55:04Speaker 3: at ARN, Amy.
- 55:08Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're basically saying if you are in
- 55:10Speaker 1: a position of power and earn good money, why wouldn't
- 55:13Speaker 1: you use it to get women?
- 55:14Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I said, but I didn't.
- 55:17Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 55:18Speaker 3: And now your last calls before we get out of here.
- 55:20Speaker 3: Let's go to Jennifer.
- 55:21Speaker 12: Hey.
- 55:22Speaker 5: Hi.
- 55:22Speaker 1: How are you? Good.
- 55:23Speaker 3: What do you want to talk about?
- 55:25Speaker 17: I wanted to.
- 55:26Speaker 19: Talk about the story that you brought up earlier about
- 55:29Speaker 19: breakup revenge.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 55:30Speaker 3: We had a chick who egged her ex-boyfriend's car. What
- 55:33Speaker 3: have you done?
- 55:34Speaker 19: Yeah, so similar to the story you brought up.
- 55:37Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 55:37Speaker 19: My ex-boyfriend and I broke up and he sold all
- 55:39Speaker 19: my furniture without letting me know. I actually owned his
- 55:44Speaker 19: mobile phone account.
- 55:45Speaker 10: Oh, yes.
- 55:45Speaker 3: I said I had a girlfriend and I'd given her
- 55:47Speaker 3: a prepaid account back in the day, so I cancelled
- 55:50Speaker 3: the prepaid.
- 55:50Speaker 11: Yeah, so I heard that story and I thought about
- 55:53Speaker 11: what I did.
- 55:54Speaker 19: I actually owned his phone number.
- 55:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 55:57Speaker 19: He worked in advertising and I held it ransom for
- 56:00Speaker 19: about three months.
- 56:01Speaker 5: Wow.
- 56:02Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 56:03Speaker 19: And he called my parents. He was calling everybody and anybody.
- 56:07Speaker 19: I was finding random people reaching out going, hey, this
- 56:09Speaker 19: guy's calling me. Can you give him back his phone number?
- 56:13Speaker 1: This is after he sold your furniture. I would never
- 56:16Speaker 1: have given it back.
- 56:17Speaker 14: Oh, it was even worse.
- 56:18Speaker 19: He tried to claim my car that I paid for.
- 56:21Speaker 3: What? Okay, and that would annoy me. Works in advertising,
- 56:24Speaker 3: he'd have all those contacts, right?
- 56:26Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd have everyone's contacts.
- 56:27Speaker 3: Yeah, but he couldn't get to them. Did you eventually
- 56:29Speaker 3: give him the phone back or not?
- 56:31Speaker 19: I eventually did just before Christmas because he was like,
- 56:34Speaker 19: I've got parties, I've got all the events that happen
- 56:38Speaker 19: during Christmas when you're in advertising, so it kind of
- 56:40Speaker 19: felt bad.
- 56:41Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes it's better to just be the better person.
- 56:44Speaker 10: Sure.
- 56:45Speaker 3: Like you said earlier, just drop them out of your life.
- 56:48Speaker 3: Never speak to them again. You don't need these petty crap. Although, Vanessa,
- 56:52Speaker 3: you might have a petty one.
- 56:53Speaker 7: Go on.
- 56:53Speaker 3: What did you do?
- 56:54Speaker 2: Hi, Vanessa.
- 56:55Speaker 7: All right, go on.
- 56:56Speaker 13: Look, this is many, many years ago. I met a
- 56:58Speaker 13: guy and he... was very well done in his profession.
- 57:02Speaker 13: He was very high up.
- 57:03Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:04Speaker 13: And he was the only son to his mother. Now,
- 57:07Speaker 13: I wasn't as well corporately off as he was. And
- 57:11Speaker 13: the first time I met his mother, he and I
- 57:13Speaker 13: were on our way to a fancy dress party, and
- 57:15Speaker 13: I was dressed like a lady of the night.
- 57:18Speaker 5: Yes.
- 57:18Speaker 13: I looked cheap as can be, and I set off
- 57:21Speaker 13: the first wrong impression that was horrible. Anyway, this lady
- 57:24Speaker 13: from that moment on did not like me one bit.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:27Speaker 13: Her son... although he was the perfect son and very
- 57:31Speaker 13: well done, he was playing around like crazy on me.
- 57:35Speaker 20: Yep.
- 57:35Speaker 18: Right.
- 57:35Speaker 13: He eventually, like constantly, every Friday night he would get
- 57:41Speaker 13: the Colombian flu.
- 57:42Speaker 6: Yep.
- 57:43Speaker 13: You know, and it was not nice. He eventually broke
- 57:46Speaker 13: it off with me. I was living with him. He
- 57:48Speaker 13: broke up with me, and I moved out, and he
- 57:51Speaker 13: coaxed me to his house one day in time to
- 57:54Speaker 13: meet his latest friend for the weekend. you know, from Columbia.
- 58:01Speaker 13: And I got there and I couldn't believe it. And
- 58:04Speaker 13: I was like, how could you do this to me again?
- 58:06Speaker 13: And I walked right into it. So I walked out
- 58:08Speaker 13: the front door, I went home, and I emailed his mother,
- 58:12Speaker 13: and I specifically specified every single detail about her son's
- 58:17Speaker 13: love of Columbia and his ladies of the night.
- 58:20Speaker 1: Ladies of the night and the personality salt.
- 58:23Speaker 3: And the love of Columbia. I think we know what
- 58:25Speaker 3: you're talking about there. Good idea, Vanessa.
- 58:27Speaker 5: Good story.
- 58:28Speaker 3: Thanks for calling in, okay?
- 58:30Speaker 13: Thanks so much.
- 58:30Speaker 14: Have a great day, you guys.
- 58:32Speaker 3: See you. All right, Amy, have a good day. What's on?
- 58:34Speaker 19: Yes.
- 58:34Speaker 3: What are you doing?
- 58:35Speaker 1: Today, I've actually got a friend's event on, Fight for
- 58:38Speaker 1: the Label. Shout out to Fight for the Label. It's
- 58:40Speaker 1: my girlfriend's fashion brand.
- 58:42Speaker 5: Oh, yeah?
- 58:42Speaker 1: So they're launching their new collection, so I'm going there
- 58:44Speaker 1: to show some support.
- 58:46Speaker 2: I'm not getting free clothes, no.
- 58:47Speaker 6: What?
- 58:48Speaker 3: She's your mate.
- 58:49Speaker 1: Well, if I ever need to borrow an outfit for
- 58:52Speaker 1: an event, she lends it to me for sure.
- 58:53Speaker 5: Yeah. Cool.
- 58:54Speaker 3: Well, enjoy that. Tomorrow, another chance to drive away in
- 58:58Speaker 3: a brand new car and win in the pop quiz.
- 59:00Speaker 3: Keep it on Kiss All Day for your Harry Styles tickets.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Gordie's got that. Have a good one.
- 59:04Speaker 2: Bye-bye.
- 59:05Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 59:05Speaker 19: Bye, guys.