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- 1:47Speaker 6: All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy
- 1:49Speaker 6: to that podcast today. It is October twenty four, Thursday.
- 1:54Speaker 6: This is coming out today. Well, yeah, do you edit
- 1:58Speaker 6: this yourself?
- 2:00Speaker 4: I will this one. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have to
- 2:03Speaker 4: learn that? No? I know how to do it? Well,
- 2:05Speaker 4: you have to learn at some point, brother, Yeah, you
- 2:09Speaker 4: don how to do this.
- 2:09Speaker 5: Did you know how to do that stuff before you
- 2:10Speaker 5: got to barslore Ben knowing how to do it?
- 2:13Speaker 4: I don't know how to do it for like a decade? Really?
- 2:16Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 2:17Speaker 7: Since you were twelve, Yeah that was twelve years old. Yeah,
- 2:20Speaker 7: probably since I was thirteen. That's just gen z baby
- 2:23Speaker 7: like ide, Well.
- 2:25Speaker 8: It's the same thing as editing any video well longer.
- 2:28Speaker 6: It's actually way easier because there's not gonna be a
- 2:30Speaker 6: single cut in this un that's when of you guys
- 2:32Speaker 6: says something stupid, So please don't so that I can
- 2:34Speaker 6: get this out.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Oh I want to. All I'm gonna have to do
- 2:39Speaker 4: is just take one ad in export done.
- 2:43Speaker 5: All right?
- 2:44Speaker 7: Yeah that the uh I was reading Arcle this morning
- 2:47Speaker 7: about uh, what happens to tiktoks and divorces?
- 2:50Speaker 5: What what happens to tiktoks into a family?
- 2:53Speaker 7: But you talk like it was a special it was
- 2:56Speaker 7: a particular company. A couple likes like Jim and Cat
- 2:59Speaker 7: will say, and they're getting a divorce, and it was
- 3:02Speaker 7: like who gets the TikTok account because they make couples?
- 3:05Speaker 4: Oh whatever.
- 3:07Speaker 7: But the shocking thing I read and I actually said
- 3:10Speaker 7: email this to myself because I was like, this is insane,
- 3:14Speaker 7: this fucking so in the articles in the Wall Street Journal,
- 3:18Speaker 7: there's a stat that twelve million people in the United
- 3:22Speaker 7: States are currently full time influencers.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Twelve million. That's seven percent of the American workforce. That's crazy.
- 3:30Speaker 4: That can't be true. That that can't be It cannot
- 3:34Speaker 4: possibly be true. But what is the definition of I was.
- 3:36Speaker 5: Gonna say, if you have any kind of profile, big
- 3:38Speaker 5: or small, and you're trying to consider yourself an influencer,
- 3:41Speaker 5: you're probably checking the box.
- 3:42Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
- 3:43Speaker 6: There's probably people with like ten thousand followers where like
- 3:46Speaker 6: I'm an influencer.
- 3:46Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like I'm thinking a lot of it is
- 3:49Speaker 7: like like like the couple, Like you get the bread
- 3:53Speaker 7: winner in a relationship and then one person who makes
- 3:55Speaker 7: like eight hundred bucks a month selling stuff on Etsy.
- 3:58Speaker 4: Yeah, right, well I do stuff on social media, so
- 4:00Speaker 4: what doesn't really I've.
- 4:01Speaker 5: Heard a high schooler tell me that they have that
- 4:03Speaker 5: they're considered a micro influencer.
- 4:05Speaker 4: Why couldn't anybody then? Yeah, I don't really get.
- 4:10Speaker 5: I don't know, like a very niche, small local. It's like,
- 4:12Speaker 5: you know, they might have like seven hundred followers, but
- 4:15Speaker 5: if they get a box or a T shirt, they
- 4:17Speaker 5: can be considered like a micro influencer.
- 4:19Speaker 4: Have you ever made a penny online? Never made a
- 4:21Speaker 4: single dollar? Yeah?
- 4:23Speaker 5: Just social media, Twitter, they're cashing checks out there.
- 4:27Speaker 7: I don't tell you are. Oh yeah, we all got
- 4:29Speaker 7: the little bar stool next door name.
- 4:31Speaker 4: Did you get it?
- 4:31Speaker 5: I just got it recently. That was just news.
- 4:33Speaker 4: I got it yesterday. But I didn't pay for Twitter
- 4:35Speaker 4: X because I didn't want a check mark.
- 4:37Speaker 7: I got verified on Twitter, but I didn't pay for
- 4:39Speaker 7: it either. Okay, I think, wait, you might have the
- 4:42Speaker 7: little stool next to your name.
- 4:43Speaker 4: Pay for it.
- 4:44Speaker 5: I hope, I right right right when the whole blue,
- 4:47Speaker 5: right when the blue subscribe. Yeah, I bought it right away.
- 4:52Speaker 4: Well why did you buy it?
- 4:53Speaker 5: I'm thinking, you know, algorithms favor like new things going on.
- 4:56Speaker 5: Elon's pushing the X stuff he had blue or premium
- 5:00Speaker 5: or whatever, and you can't you couldn't like post anything
- 5:02Speaker 5: over a certain amount of time. And I just wanted
- 5:05Speaker 5: to be able to have access and do it all
- 5:07Speaker 5: because we're obviously we're like, we're all like influencers and
- 5:10Speaker 5: we have our brains and everything else. I'm thinking like this.
- 5:13Speaker 4: I'm not an, I'll put that on.
- 5:16Speaker 9: You are.
- 5:18Speaker 7: I have? I have never once influenced. Don't be telling
- 5:22Speaker 7: people that I'm an.
- 5:23Speaker 5: You influenced weekly now, No, I don't that parlay you
- 5:26Speaker 5: guys drop, Yeah, that's not influence. You're influencing me. You
- 5:31Speaker 5: influenced me so much that I texted you guys, I said,
- 5:33Speaker 5: I love these parlors.
- 5:34Speaker 4: Dude, I'm part of the seven percent.
- 5:35Speaker 6: Yeah you hear my parlay No I made I made
- 5:39Speaker 6: it last episode, but I was saying that you guys
- 5:41Speaker 6: should use it.
- 5:44Speaker 4: Well was it? It was so good? I bet it
- 5:46Speaker 4: was sick.
- 5:47Speaker 8: It was the Librarian and it was it was love
- 5:50Speaker 8: to read.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Oh we did that last year. We called it the Bookworm.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Ah.
- 5:58Speaker 4: But parallel thinking, that's I feel like too.
- 6:00Speaker 5: Since I got the uh, the stool thing next to
- 6:03Speaker 5: my name, Yeah, I feel like there's been a couple
- 6:05Speaker 5: more bots that hit hit a response like right away.
- 6:08Speaker 7: Yeah, Well it's probably because yeah, because they see that
- 6:11Speaker 7: little that little stool. Yeah yeah, And this is my
- 6:13Speaker 7: favorite influencer. I'm going to spam him with bots.
- 6:16Speaker 4: Somebody, Wait, so you're some little cutting checks to Elon
- 6:19Speaker 4: right now?
- 6:20Speaker 5: I don't know. I think so it's like eight dollars
- 6:22Speaker 5: a month, right or something like that.
- 6:24Speaker 7: It's crazy, I don't I figured like once they I
- 6:26Speaker 7: never bought it either, but I have it now. I
- 6:28Speaker 7: figured once they gave it away, they'd stop charging people
- 6:31Speaker 7: for it.
- 6:31Speaker 4: But he's still just fucking.
- 6:32Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to look, but I
- 6:34Speaker 5: do know that they are a few hundred or a
- 6:37Speaker 5: few hundred dollars every couple of weeks.
- 6:39Speaker 7: Do we technically not own our Twitter accounts anymore? Like
- 6:42Speaker 7: when we signed barstool, I think they get it. No, no,
- 6:45Speaker 7: not you're personal written no okay account that would be crazy,
- 6:49Speaker 7: but that's not at least me. I don't because like,
- 6:52Speaker 7: I don't know how they gave me the this, Like
- 6:54Speaker 7: did they I don't know if they have my logging
- 6:56Speaker 7: Maybe no, they because they they'll ask They'll send emails
- 6:58Speaker 7: sometimes being like can we have your PA where I'm
- 7:00Speaker 7: like fucking.
- 7:01Speaker 4: No, dude.
- 7:02Speaker 8: They were asking me for like a like every single account.
- 7:04Speaker 3: Ye.
- 7:05Speaker 4: It was like I'm never doing that.
- 7:06Speaker 7: I never like it's like some salespersons like, hey, can
- 7:09Speaker 7: we just have the pathway to your social media?
- 7:11Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 7:11Speaker 5: It was probably when uh who who does barslow us uta?
- 7:15Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 7:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet it was. It was around there because
- 7:17Speaker 5: they were asking the same thing.
- 7:19Speaker 7: Okay, what would be the worst thing they could find
- 7:21Speaker 7: on your social media? Hmm, like like like d MS
- 7:25Speaker 7: or something like that.
- 7:26Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 7:26Speaker 7: I don't really have anything embarrassing having my walk even
- 7:29Speaker 7: when we were checking into that fucking hotel last night.
- 7:32Speaker 4: The citizen.
- 7:32Speaker 6: Now, I'm not like one of those guys who's like
- 7:34Speaker 6: they're taking all of our information. They're gonna like but
- 7:36Speaker 6: like I'm scanning my ID.
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- 7:45Speaker 10: say howdy, partner to new Buffalo ram sauce only at
- 7:50Speaker 10: McDonald's for a limited time.
- 7:51Speaker 7: And participating McDonald's getting put in their bait like yeah,
- 7:55Speaker 7: I was like, this isn't an airport. They just take
- 7:57Speaker 7: my picture at the airport. Now, yeah, that's weird. You know,
- 8:00Speaker 7: you can deny it.
- 8:01Speaker 4: No.
- 8:02Speaker 5: When you slide your ID in and you stand in
- 8:04Speaker 5: front of the camera, you can say no, I don't.
- 8:05Speaker 4: Want you could say no photo.
- 8:06Speaker 7: They dude in front of me goes, yes, I'm not
- 8:08Speaker 7: doing the photo, and they're like all right that Like
- 8:10Speaker 7: we're literally just like all right, that's fine.
- 8:11Speaker 4: I respect that.
- 8:12Speaker 7: It's also like just just they've already got it. Yeah
- 8:15Speaker 7: you're trying to like fight the tides.
- 8:17Speaker 5: Yeah, you're in an airport that has cameras everywhere.
- 8:21Speaker 7: Like if I say TSA, can't take my picture, They'll
- 8:24Speaker 7: never find out what I.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Look like if I'm in like a particularly bad mood.
- 8:27Speaker 7: Though, that is something I would you'd say no, like,
- 8:29Speaker 7: no photo, I'm not doing the fucking photo.
- 8:31Speaker 4: I said, no fucking photos. Yeah, you're not taking the face.
- 8:35Speaker 7: Have you ever seen on restaurant menus, like due to
- 8:37Speaker 7: like the increase of like food prices and worker salaries
- 8:41Speaker 7: were upping the bill three percent. No, it's on the
- 8:44Speaker 7: bottom of like most restaurants I go to on the menus,
- 8:47Speaker 7: but you can say no to it. But I would
- 8:49Speaker 7: feel like such an asshole saying no. Yeah, like all
- 8:52Speaker 7: like look at the bottom of your menus whenever you're
- 8:54Speaker 7: at a restaurant, like, by the way, I'm paying less. Yeah, no,
- 8:57Speaker 7: I won't do that. Yeah, and I would feel like
- 8:59Speaker 7: an asshole.
- 9:00Speaker 5: So explain it. They're put there saying that we can
- 9:02Speaker 5: up charge.
- 9:02Speaker 7: You three we will automatically. But you can say no.
- 9:07Speaker 7: Next restaurant you go to look the bottom of the menu,
- 9:09Speaker 7: you'll see it. Really Yeah, that's crazy. You know what
- 9:12Speaker 7: I like, you want to do at restaurants when they
- 9:14Speaker 7: have like the you can buy a six pack for
- 9:15Speaker 7: the kitchen.
- 9:16Speaker 4: I do that. I didn't know you could do that.
- 9:18Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's like I think it's usually smaller
- 9:20Speaker 7: restaurants like the one I go to my hometown, Like
- 9:23Speaker 7: there's like three restaurants and I go to it all
- 9:26Speaker 7: the time, and it's always like you need to buy
- 9:27Speaker 7: a six pack or a picture of Margarita's for the kitchen,
- 9:29Speaker 7: and every time.
- 9:30Speaker 4: They're job Yeah yeah, dude, you don't.
- 9:35Speaker 5: Oh yeah I do.
- 9:37Speaker 4: I do every day. All right, Look that's pretty crazy.
- 9:42Speaker 6: Well, thanks for being here, guys. We got a Nick
- 9:45Speaker 6: Fights will Compton. Will Compton's surprise dropping.
- 9:50Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. Sas walked up to me. He's like, hey,
- 9:52Speaker 5: you want to do a podcast? I was like, maybe.
- 9:55Speaker 4: To get I said, I said, it's KB and Fights.
- 9:59Speaker 4: He said, I'll do it. You lied to them. Yeah yeah, dude,
- 10:03Speaker 4: come on he actually dude.
- 10:06Speaker 7: I all, I I don't think you know me. You've
- 10:11Speaker 7: certainly never said.
- 10:12Speaker 4: Hi to me. Ever, it's one name to me. It's
- 10:17Speaker 4: just kid.
- 10:19Speaker 7: There will be like if there's ever like a barstool
- 10:21Speaker 7: fan that like will come up here, I'll be like alone,
- 10:23Speaker 7: like four or five times.
- 10:25Speaker 4: There's way too many this dude. These dudes come up
- 10:27Speaker 4: and be like Nick and k B.
- 10:32Speaker 7: That's crazy to have and in your name. Yeah, but
- 10:36Speaker 7: you know what can you do?
- 10:37Speaker 4: Well? Will?
- 10:38Speaker 6: You're coming off of a pretty crazy Uh you're like
- 10:41Speaker 6: a fucking you're a face now you're politic.
- 10:43Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, a bit of a heater. You kind
- 10:45Speaker 5: of know you're gonna get like thrust it in that
- 10:48Speaker 5: world of comments and everything else. But I'd say we
- 10:50Speaker 5: came up pretty are you like contract? Are you like
- 10:52Speaker 5: obligated to vote for Trump?
- 10:53Speaker 4: Now?
- 10:54Speaker 5: No? Oh, I need a register first. I don't even
- 10:57Speaker 5: know if I should be saying that raising this dumb motherfucker.
- 11:01Speaker 4: He's not even registered.
- 11:04Speaker 6: You were telling me last election you voted like fifteen times. Yeah,
- 11:10Speaker 6: a lot of I remember you telling me. You were like, yeah,
- 11:12Speaker 6: I just kept on hopping back in lot.
- 11:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:15Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't exit my thumb.
- 11:17Speaker 6: He was like when he was like, his exact words
- 11:19Speaker 6: were like, when you're white, they don't really care.
- 11:21Speaker 4: Yeah you did.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Let it. Let's just let him keep going. Just give
- 11:24Speaker 5: him a sticker. Give him a sticker.
- 11:26Speaker 4: That's all you're in it for.
- 11:27Speaker 7: It's like a boy scout, just seventy stickers on the
- 11:31Speaker 7: looks like a North Korean general.
- 11:36Speaker 4: The blue waves gonna be crazy though.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Or are you guys voting?
- 11:40Speaker 4: Where?
- 11:41Speaker 5: You guys leaning where?
- 11:42Speaker 4: I what am I leaning? Am I voting?
- 11:43Speaker 5: H aware? Who are you voting for?
- 11:45Speaker 4: Oh?
- 11:45Speaker 6: I don't know. I haven't decided. I don't even know
- 11:47Speaker 6: if I'm going to. I'm not registered to vote in
- 11:50Speaker 6: New York. I'm not registered voting in Illinois.
- 11:52Speaker 5: All right, So yeah, we're all not registered.
- 11:54Speaker 4: I'm registered to vote. I'm looking up for I'm sure
- 11:56Speaker 4: you're registered.
- 11:58Speaker 6: I'm going to do a write in and I'm gonna
- 11:59Speaker 6: write in and like they still don't have clean water
- 12:01Speaker 6: in Flint, Michigan.
- 12:02Speaker 4: Yeah, just a reminder. Well, dude, that's almost.
- 12:05Speaker 5: Like what you want to do though, Like everybody gets
- 12:07Speaker 5: so heated about everything you almost just want to go
- 12:10Speaker 5: in back. Yeah I voted, but you just write in
- 12:12Speaker 5: just something Nick and k B.
- 12:14Speaker 4: Yeah Yeah.
- 12:15Speaker 6: Someone on Twitter wrote in like free Palestine. I was like, dude,
- 12:20Speaker 6: they're taking that and they're shredding it into a thousand,
- 12:22Speaker 6: like they're not.
- 12:23Speaker 4: Even that.
- 12:25Speaker 7: Doesn't say Joe Bid, that doesn't say Kamala or Trump
- 12:28Speaker 7: throw it away. Well that's what a free Palestine wins.
- 12:32Speaker 7: A free Palestine wins one state. So like people have
- 12:38Speaker 7: like with the early election, like early voting. I've been tweeting, yeah,
- 12:41Speaker 7: those memes and stuff. Yeah, I don't even who the
- 12:45Speaker 7: fuck is Chase Oliver.
- 12:47Speaker 4: No idea on the ballot, Yeah.
- 12:49Speaker 7: Yeah, like yeah, Kamala har Donald Trump, Chase Oliver. Yeah,
- 12:54Speaker 7: how do you think he's feeling? Like I like my chances, boys,
- 13:00Speaker 7: I'd be.
- 13:00Speaker 5: One of those dues.
- 13:00Speaker 6: Every time I open up Twitter, I get an ad
- 13:02Speaker 6: of some dude and he's like, hey, guys, we didn't
- 13:05Speaker 6: meet our fundraising goal. Like it comes out and it's
- 13:10Speaker 6: like he's pretty much just being like, we're done.
- 13:12Speaker 8: I think they're like wasting the last of their of
- 13:14Speaker 8: their of their.
- 13:16Speaker 7: Money on just like ads being like I'm no longer
- 13:18Speaker 7: running for president. Like you know, remember in Independence Day
- 13:23Speaker 7: when the guy like crashes into the spaceship at the end,
- 13:26Speaker 7: he's like.
- 13:27Speaker 4: Hello, boys, yeah I'm back.
- 13:30Speaker 7: I feel like that's how he like enters the voting booth. Oh,
- 13:33Speaker 7: this is just I'm dying. There's nothing happening in here.
- 13:36Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 13:36Speaker 7: I am excited though, I'm excited to watch, but he
- 13:38Speaker 7: just I love watching the election.
- 13:40Speaker 4: Oh he's done. Yeah.
- 13:42Speaker 7: I remember my dad. My dad's like super liberal, like but.
- 13:47Speaker 4: Like not really. Oh wait he's gay.
- 13:49Speaker 7: Yeah he's like, uh wait, which dad, He's very like
- 13:55Speaker 7: performative liberal.
- 13:56Speaker 8: But uh that when when it was Hillary Trump, I
- 14:01Speaker 8: remember a whole family sitting around the TV and it
- 14:04Speaker 8: was like Trump was kind of running away with it,
- 14:06Speaker 8: and my dad was sitting there just like fuming, yelling
- 14:09Speaker 8: and being like they said there.
- 14:10Speaker 5: Was gonna be a blue wave.
- 14:15Speaker 6: Trump just like runs away. It was so and it's
- 14:19Speaker 6: like everyone was just yelling at me. They're like, this
- 14:21Speaker 6: isn't fun to watch. It's not gonna be fun when
- 14:24Speaker 6: you're just screaming at the TV.
- 14:25Speaker 4: Dude, I was at a.
- 14:26Speaker 5: Bar, anxious for what's going to be said next. You
- 14:28Speaker 5: like this is uncomfortable.
- 14:29Speaker 4: Oh yeah exactly.
- 14:30Speaker 7: I actually think like one of those people is very
- 14:32Speaker 7: important for a political party because you're like, I'm not
- 14:35Speaker 7: having fun unless someone's losing their fuck.
- 14:37Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
- 14:38Speaker 7: I was at a bar in West Virgil party, like
- 14:40Speaker 7: you need one of the one fan of the team
- 14:42Speaker 7: has to be there, like of either team, it doesn't matter,
- 14:45Speaker 7: but someone's got to be like really caring. Yeah, election
- 14:48Speaker 7: night is a fun night to go out. Like I
- 14:51Speaker 7: went to a watch party in West Virginia when Trump
- 14:53Speaker 7: won and it was everybody was going crazy. It was
- 14:56Speaker 7: the only state where he didn't lose. A county called
- 15:00Speaker 7: it at under one percent. That's it was nuts, Like
- 15:06Speaker 7: they got thirty votes, are like all rights over, dude.
- 15:09Speaker 4: In O eight, I was at f SU was.
- 15:13Speaker 7: In Tallahassee, and uh, my roommates were both very conservative
- 15:18Speaker 7: people from Texas and Tallahassee is a pretty pretty black town.
- 15:22Speaker 7: And so when Obama won the first time, like parties
- 15:24Speaker 7: in the streets all this stuff.
- 15:26Speaker 4: Everyone's going crazy, and one of my.
- 15:28Speaker 7: Roommates like yells out the window some egregious ship, nothing
- 15:34Speaker 7: like really egregious, but like I forgere's like shut the
- 15:36Speaker 7: off fuck up or all.
- 15:37Speaker 4: I think you might have said it'll shoot people, dude,
- 15:40Speaker 4: and then.
- 15:41Speaker 5: That's not too agreed.
- 15:42Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I meant, I know what you meant.
- 15:45Speaker 7: But it was it was like somewhere I was like
- 15:48Speaker 7: I was asleeping bed and I heard it.
- 15:49Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck was that, dude.
- 15:51Speaker 7: And then like a mob of people came and started
- 15:53Speaker 7: like pounding on our apartment door. No, I die because
- 15:57Speaker 7: of this fucking election, Because you're an asshole pissed about
- 16:00Speaker 7: the whole thing.
- 16:01Speaker 8: That's people were coming trying to come into the house.
- 16:03Speaker 8: I never understand.
- 16:04Speaker 4: I'm not on the door, not like yeah down, but
- 16:06Speaker 4: pounding on it.
- 16:07Speaker 8: But like what happens if you open the door? Are
- 16:08Speaker 8: they gonna kill you?
- 16:10Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 16:10Speaker 7: I feel like it's like you're seeing that video like
- 16:12Speaker 7: when two dogs barking back and forth and the defence
- 16:14Speaker 7: slides away.
- 16:15Speaker 4: N kind of just stop. Yeah, you open the door
- 16:18Speaker 4: and everyone's like, well fuck now, I don't know. Yeah,
- 16:20Speaker 4: you always been planning on a home invasion. Yeah, I'm
- 16:23Speaker 4: not planning on a fucking murder charge.
- 16:26Speaker 7: Did your high schools do like mock votes for presidents,
- 16:29Speaker 7: like just to see how the students would vote. No,
- 16:31Speaker 7: we did that for a Oh yeah, well dude, we
- 16:34Speaker 7: did Obama Romney in hours and they announced it over
- 16:37Speaker 7: the intercom. I went to school with like two thousand kids.
- 16:41Speaker 7: Obama got single digit votes. That's crazy, like like not
- 16:48Speaker 7: even high single like seven, a crooked number.
- 16:55Speaker 4: It's a good inning is yeah, everyone just votes.
- 17:03Speaker 6: When you're a kid, you just vote with your parents,
- 17:05Speaker 6: are yeah, or you don't actually vote, but you you're like,
- 17:08Speaker 6: I'm a huge fan of Obama. Why it's like my
- 17:12Speaker 6: parents like Obama. My dad had like Obama shirts really
- 17:16Speaker 6: like the Obama hope.
- 17:18Speaker 4: Yeah, all that ship.
- 17:20Speaker 5: My brother, he's a year younger than me. I remember
- 17:22Speaker 5: him feeling like he was like against the grain going
- 17:25Speaker 5: to Obama. And it's because he was like hanging out
- 17:27Speaker 5: with the Usher. Rushers on it. I mean at the
- 17:31Speaker 5: timeline these days.
- 17:32Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't want the you don't want the Usher endorsement.
- 17:35Speaker 7: Why was your brother hanging out with Usher? No Obama
- 17:38Speaker 7: and Obama was and that was like the cool Oh oh.
- 17:40Speaker 8: I was like, I thought you met your brother was
- 17:41Speaker 8: just hanging around with a cool black.
- 17:43Speaker 4: And he was like, well I got.
- 17:44Speaker 5: My young younger brother.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Well, well all trails now. He's like I got this
- 17:51Speaker 4: a long time ago.
- 17:54Speaker 5: He got in the car with my little Yeah did
- 17:56Speaker 5: the Usher and Bieber I loved it.
- 17:59Speaker 7: Thrown and Francis was talking about having an election stream.
- 18:03Speaker 7: Oh god, And I was like, I.
- 18:04Speaker 6: Don't know if any person on earth would watch me
- 18:08Speaker 6: Roan and Francis like talking about the political rate, how.
- 18:12Speaker 4: Would they would?
- 18:14Speaker 7: I would do it out of pure curiosity. How you'd
- 18:16Speaker 7: be reacting?
- 18:18Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know what what what like Florida would
- 18:20Speaker 6: be read and we'd be like, no, when it would just.
- 18:23Speaker 7: Be that I knew we had a firm grasp on
- 18:25Speaker 7: the rust belt. This is crazy, damn. Sas Sassa's projections
- 18:32Speaker 7: were pretty good.
- 18:34Speaker 6: It would be exactly like when me and when Ron
- 18:36Speaker 6: tried to bring me to do neighborhood eats and he
- 18:38Speaker 6: would give like a we'd like, try like a taco,
- 18:41Speaker 6: and he'd give like a ten minute explanation about the taco.
- 18:44Speaker 7: And I would be like, I'd like, this is really good.
- 18:47Speaker 7: I don't know what else. I never said. I was
- 18:49Speaker 7: like a food.
- 18:50Speaker 4: Guy pretty good.
- 18:52Speaker 7: Not quite as good ass, but I'd like, last night
- 19:00Speaker 7: I had to go playing Pringles.
- 19:01Speaker 4: That was a bummer. You went playing Pringles?
- 19:03Speaker 8: Yeah, because they didn't have the big Tube and anything
- 19:05Speaker 8: else but playing.
- 19:05Speaker 4: You had to go big Tube last night? Absolutely?
- 19:08Speaker 5: Dude.
- 19:09Speaker 4: Does your stomach hurt all the time? Dude?
- 19:11Speaker 6: I actually took a great ship this morning. I had
- 19:14Speaker 6: a very good morning. Woke up like an hour before
- 19:17Speaker 6: the alarm. This is your first shiit in five days?
- 19:19Speaker 4: Five days?
- 19:21Speaker 5: Is that normal? No?
- 19:22Speaker 8: I just I've flown every day. I can't ship the day.
- 19:25Speaker 5: I fly flying makes you nervous, You're just like you.
- 19:28Speaker 7: Just no, it doesn't make me nervous. It just it
- 19:30Speaker 7: just locks everything up. It drives me out. I got
- 19:32Speaker 7: a fucking rock in my stuff.
- 19:35Speaker 4: You don't get that. No, really like private d right?
- 19:38Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no. A couple of times.
- 19:42Speaker 7: Your your flight to Chicago every Thursday is you're like
- 19:45Speaker 7: laying with an ie on a California kid.
- 19:51Speaker 5: When we landed today or right when I landed today,
- 19:54Speaker 5: it took a ship right up right when I couldn't.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Wait, dude, I can't. I can't.
- 19:58Speaker 7: If the second I get in the air, everything goes
- 20:00Speaker 7: right back in. Part of me kind of wants to
- 20:02Speaker 7: ship like when I'm in the air, but I can
- 20:04Speaker 7: never do.
- 20:04Speaker 4: That's brutal, that's that's selfish.
- 20:06Speaker 6: My buddy, my buddy Guarden, he took a ship on
- 20:08Speaker 6: the plane and he was sitting in first class and
- 20:11Speaker 6: the flight attendant was this like like a no nonsense
- 20:15Speaker 6: black broad and she and he sat back down, and
- 20:18Speaker 6: I guess it smelt real bad, and she made direct
- 20:21Speaker 6: eye contact with him and then pulled out perfume and spray.
- 20:27Speaker 6: Yeah she's sitting right next to yeah, yeah, that's right
- 20:29Speaker 6: next to the toilet.
- 20:30Speaker 7: It's brutal, dude. I'm ashamed of anybody ever catching a
- 20:34Speaker 7: whiff of me. Oh yeah, but I'll fart on the plane.
- 20:36Speaker 7: You don't nod, you.
- 20:39Speaker 5: Kind of thing. I did a couple of weeks ago,
- 20:41Speaker 5: Like I let one out and it smelled, and I
- 20:44Speaker 5: was kind of like, it just is what it is,
- 20:46Speaker 5: you let it out. Yeah.
- 20:48Speaker 4: I fart on the plane all the time. Yeah, really,
- 20:50Speaker 4: I heard you, like, get used to it.
- 20:52Speaker 7: But the people that open plane doors once you get
- 20:54Speaker 7: to your gate, oh, they say a wave of a
- 20:56Speaker 7: horrible odor comes out because it's all compressed in there.
- 20:59Speaker 7: They say it's like low your hair back, oh, wave
- 21:02Speaker 7: of scent. Yeah, so you don't fart.
- 21:05Speaker 5: That much me.
- 21:06Speaker 4: God, no, I shouldn't have an asshole. I'm not using it.
- 21:11Speaker 4: I don't ship.
- 21:14Speaker 6: I don't shit on the plane ever, unless it's like
- 21:16Speaker 6: an emergency, because I remember on a plane I have before.
- 21:20Speaker 4: But I like, if it's if I can hold it.
- 21:21Speaker 6: I will never shit on a plane because it's not
- 21:24Speaker 6: it's not the ideal experience. I remember Julia was saying
- 21:28Speaker 6: that he was flying somewhere on a long flight and
- 21:31Speaker 6: he had food poisoning.
- 21:32Speaker 7: That's all he does is get food poisoning. And then
- 21:34Speaker 7: he's like, you guys got a trap, and he he had.
- 21:38Speaker 6: He was throwing up and shitting at the same time,
- 21:40Speaker 6: and they knocked so many times that they burst into
- 21:43Speaker 6: the things. I thought he was like doing drugs and
- 21:46Speaker 6: like passed out in the bathroom.
- 21:47Speaker 4: And that's worse.
- 21:49Speaker 6: I would rather have been like strung out and like
- 21:51Speaker 6: od ing on the plane. Dude, some would come in
- 21:53Speaker 6: and you're not dead, you're just shitting.
- 21:56Speaker 4: I puked so much on a flight to Alaska.
- 21:59Speaker 7: They put you in first class if you have a
- 22:01Speaker 7: flight longer than ten hours at barstool.
- 22:03Speaker 4: That's in the handbook.
- 22:04Speaker 7: Oh really, Yeah, but I sat first class, super nervous
- 22:07Speaker 7: for the flight, so I got very drunk. I puked
- 22:09Speaker 7: so much in the bathroom they closed it down, and
- 22:10Speaker 7: everybody in first class was so mad at me. And
- 22:12Speaker 7: I was sitting right next to the form maybe current,
- 22:15Speaker 7: the very popular Yukon women's basketball coach.
- 22:18Speaker 4: What was his name, Yeah, I sitting right next to him,
- 22:21Speaker 4: and he was so mad at me.
- 22:24Speaker 7: The flight attendant like had to right on an APCIn
- 22:26Speaker 7: yuck frowny face and taped it to the door.
- 22:27Speaker 4: In the front. No, it's like bullying. Yeah, you really
- 22:33Speaker 4: can't travel. What you really can't travel? I'm not a traveler,
- 22:36Speaker 4: like he said down.
- 22:37Speaker 5: To day when we were down in the yak room,
- 22:38Speaker 5: and he's like, man, how you travel all the time?
- 22:40Speaker 5: Like do you get sick a lot?
- 22:41Speaker 7: I was thinking like no, yeah, like the flight to
- 22:43Speaker 7: Philly Monday, flying back Tuesday morning.
- 22:47Speaker 4: I'm done. Really, I'm dead. Well you only got two
- 22:50Speaker 4: more flights this week. No, I'm not going.
- 22:55Speaker 7: He said something funny though. Big Cat asks you how
- 22:57Speaker 7: tour life has been. We had our first show Monday.
- 23:00Speaker 7: You told them you've gained a.
- 23:01Speaker 4: Lot of weight. I have in two days. I bet
- 23:04Speaker 4: I've gained ten pounds in two days now. How Yeah,
- 23:09Speaker 4: Eli and I don't exercise someone. But you're so annoying
- 23:12Speaker 4: because they know. I know, I understand how it's possible.
- 23:17Speaker 7: More you more, but you're super annoying because you'll do
- 23:22Speaker 7: like three curls and be the most.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Jacket for months.
- 23:26Speaker 6: Yeah, it is like steroids, Like that's like, are you
- 23:30Speaker 6: on steroids.
- 23:31Speaker 7: I'm not currently on steroids, but I wish you would come.
- 23:34Speaker 7: I've been on steroids in my life, but not multiple times.
- 23:37Speaker 5: Is the most recent time you've been on steroids.
- 23:39Speaker 4: Like probably ten years ago. Oh uh, is it true?
- 23:42Speaker 7: I heard that when you take steroids, like when you
- 23:44Speaker 7: go to the gym and you get the pump. They
- 23:46Speaker 7: say that it's like you get the pump, but it just.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Doesn't go away. It just stays. You're just hard, like, oh, rock,
- 23:52Speaker 4: is that comfortable? It's so?
- 23:54Speaker 7: Yeah's it hard to like adjust to like your new
- 23:56Speaker 7: size every day?
- 23:57Speaker 4: Like on day two, you're doing twenty pull ups. Problem,
- 24:00Speaker 4: that's you're getting down. I'm feeling yourself. You're like, I
- 24:03Speaker 4: am made of fucking stone?
- 24:04Speaker 2: Right?
- 24:05Speaker 5: Was there anything happening that it was?
- 24:07Speaker 7: It was what it was when I took So when
- 24:09Speaker 7: I was in college, I took Anavar, which is an
- 24:13Speaker 7: AIDS medication I believe so people with AIDS don't lose.
- 24:15Speaker 4: Weight so fast.
- 24:17Speaker 7: And then I've told the story more often than I
- 24:19Speaker 7: thought I ever would recently.
- 24:21Speaker 10: Uh.
- 24:21Speaker 7: And then when I was in like probably when I
- 24:23Speaker 7: was like the mid twenties, we took Russian windstroll.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Didn't inject it, it was just a pill. But the the Anavar.
- 24:30Speaker 7: At the time I took the Anavar, I was like
- 24:32Speaker 7: trying like I was working out, I was eating healthy
- 24:35Speaker 7: all that stuff. When I took the windstraw, I was
- 24:37Speaker 7: just fucking partying still, so I wasn't really as locked
- 24:40Speaker 7: in on that one.
- 24:40Speaker 4: But the Anavar Juicy Up Fast, dude, I had a couple. Really,
- 24:44Speaker 4: I see the gears turning out.
- 24:47Speaker 9: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
- 24:50Speaker 9: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
- 24:52Speaker 9: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
- 24:55Speaker 9: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
- 24:58Speaker 9: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
- 25:02Speaker 9: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
- 25:05Speaker 9: you think college is for.
- 25:07Speaker 7: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
- 25:09Speaker 7: Uber and Uber eats.
- 25:10Speaker 4: But deals this good.
- 25:12Speaker 7: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
- 25:14Speaker 7: ninety nine a month. Savings may very eligibility and member
- 25:16Speaker 7: terms apply.
- 25:18Speaker 5: But you just know that, like the antibox steroid stuff,
- 25:20Speaker 5: that's just so bad for you.
- 25:22Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I like I've gotten everything checked. I'm fine.
- 25:25Speaker 4: It's bad for your heart? Is that what it is?
- 25:26Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know enough
- 25:29Speaker 5: about it. Like I do peptides. I've talked about doing yeah,
- 25:32Speaker 5: but I've never experienced with you.
- 25:34Speaker 7: When you do peptids, do you have to like get
- 25:35Speaker 7: them in like the mail and it's in like a
- 25:37Speaker 7: sketchy box.
- 25:38Speaker 5: You can, but I pick mine up. There's a there's
- 25:41Speaker 5: a spot we have in Nashville.
- 25:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a guy.
- 25:44Speaker 5: Yeah, because I gotta come like they already come like
- 25:46Speaker 5: doctored up and everything else to where I just have
- 25:48Speaker 5: the injections.
- 25:49Speaker 4: I do that yourself.
- 25:50Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:50Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a buddy who does peptids, and he
- 25:53Speaker 6: said that it's like getting them is like the biggest
- 25:55Speaker 6: pain in the ass.
- 25:55Speaker 5: It has been recently because I think there's been like, uh,
- 25:59Speaker 5: there's been like a short of them and they're making
- 26:01Speaker 5: it really hard to get Now.
- 26:01Speaker 4: You said, what said you've been have you been horny?
- 26:04Speaker 4: Is that what it's doing?
- 26:05Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, my tea went u. Especially when I
- 26:07Speaker 5: was doing cloned when my wife and I we were
- 26:09Speaker 5: trying to get pregnant with the second one, I was
- 26:11Speaker 5: on clomid, which is like something that helps it's not testosterone,
- 26:14Speaker 5: but it's something that helps you create a natural testosterone.
- 26:16Speaker 5: And my level is like, oh my throughout my career
- 26:18Speaker 5: when I played, I would always get my blood checked
- 26:20Speaker 5: every year, and like I want to say, eleven hundreds
- 26:24Speaker 5: like the height, or twelve hundreds like the height. And
- 26:26Speaker 5: I was always like a three hundred guard below three hundred,
- 26:28Speaker 5: which is low TE levels. I always ad like low
- 26:30Speaker 5: T level.
- 26:31Speaker 4: I think I'm like ten yeah, bro.
- 26:33Speaker 5: And I got on Clomid and the last time I
- 26:35Speaker 5: had tested my blow work, I was like northan nine
- 26:37Speaker 5: hundred almost a thousand.
- 26:38Speaker 6: Wow, Yes, that's crazy, that is crazy. I want to
- 26:41Speaker 6: get up to two thousand. Yeah, you should get your
- 26:43Speaker 6: turst thing.
- 26:44Speaker 7: You would go bald like in the I got it
- 26:47Speaker 7: because I dude, if I if I crank down in
- 26:49Speaker 7: the morning, I don't even look at a girl the
- 26:50Speaker 7: rest of the day, like I have no And it's
- 26:52Speaker 7: just literally just like I'm all business. Yeah what percentage
- 26:56Speaker 7: of the days you crank it down in the morning
- 26:57Speaker 7: every day?
- 26:58Speaker 4: Every day? Yeah, I'm a pretty red morning fire off
- 27:01Speaker 4: to Yeah.
- 27:01Speaker 6: I don't realize that are like, oh I'm once every
- 27:03Speaker 6: four day. It's like, what do you fucking what.
- 27:05Speaker 7: What are you talking about? Not jerk off every day
- 27:09Speaker 7: I drink. I don't understand. But what's so accessible? Yeah,
- 27:15Speaker 7: do it like at night. I don't do it as
- 27:17Speaker 7: off anymore because I'm not. I'm not tired, But like
- 27:19Speaker 7: I wake up every morning fucking bricked up. Yeah, I
- 27:22Speaker 7: might as well take.
- 27:22Speaker 4: Care of this.
- 27:23Speaker 5: It's a sign that your tea levels are healthy. Really, Yeah,
- 27:25Speaker 5: they say like that if you want to actually test it,
- 27:28Speaker 5: it's just if you wake up part every day like
- 27:29Speaker 5: you're you're usually doing pretty good.
- 27:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:31Speaker 6: I think if I like ate a salad like I
- 27:36Speaker 6: would be my tea levels with Scott Rock, I don't
- 27:39Speaker 6: have I don't have any nutrition in my body.
- 27:42Speaker 5: Do you wake up part every day?
- 27:44Speaker 4: Not really?
- 27:45Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 27:45Speaker 4: Mine's like, don't wake up hard everything to your twenty
- 27:47Speaker 4: What are you twenty two? That's bad, sass. I mean
- 27:50Speaker 4: maybe I do. I don't really notice. I don't really
- 27:52Speaker 4: pay ten.
- 27:52Speaker 7: You don't notice if you wake up with a fucking
- 27:54Speaker 7: hard like, are you like, are you like seeing it
- 27:57Speaker 7: pulsate or are you just like yeah, I know, it's
- 28:00Speaker 7: like mine's like you know when it's like you squeeze
- 28:03Speaker 7: the banana, it's like I can make banana break. That's
- 28:06Speaker 7: probably like the banana can still stay up. That's probably
- 28:09Speaker 7: where I'm at Yeah, it's like this is this is perfect.
- 28:12Speaker 5: When my TA levels were high, like I was telling you,
- 28:14Speaker 5: when I was feeling like a noticeable difference, it felt
- 28:16Speaker 5: like I could catch a cramp. That's how hard I.
- 28:20Speaker 4: Like this. You know, like what you're getting marks.
- 28:22Speaker 5: Sometimes you'll just like squeeze your ass. She's just like
- 28:25Speaker 5: feel it.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Even holy ship, dude, this you just ripped the skin off.
- 28:32Speaker 11: It shot off. Oh my god, dude, I've never been
- 28:44Speaker 11: like I've never been. I haven't been like that. Yeah,
- 28:46Speaker 11: my entire life never happened. I'll get like I I'll
- 28:50Speaker 11: get it more if I wake up in the middle
- 28:51Speaker 11: of the night than I do in the morning. In
- 28:53Speaker 11: the morning, I'm like, I'm gonna kill myself. This is
- 28:55Speaker 11: the worst in my entire life. Every day I wake
- 28:57Speaker 11: up and that's the first thing going through my head.
- 28:59Speaker 5: Dude.
- 28:59Speaker 4: My my first thought is like I'm mad. Yeah.
- 29:02Speaker 7: My first word every day is fuck h exactly, yeah,
- 29:06Speaker 7: like genuinely, like I wake up and I just go.
- 29:08Speaker 4: Fuck ye or like Jesus Christ.
- 29:12Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.
- 29:13Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not usually a fun I have like a
- 29:15Speaker 7: full length bedroom mirror right next to my bed, and
- 29:19Speaker 7: I'll turn over and like sling my legs on the
- 29:21Speaker 7: side of the bed, and the first thing I see
- 29:23Speaker 7: is me, Oh, I'm just like son, Like I literally
- 29:28Speaker 7: wake up like shocked that I'm a lot this guy again.
- 29:37Speaker 4: Today.
- 29:37Speaker 7: But today was like the first day I haven't had
- 29:39Speaker 7: that because I woke up and I was like, I
- 29:41Speaker 7: don't have to fly yet, because I've been waking up
- 29:43Speaker 7: every day being like I have to I have to
- 29:44Speaker 7: get up immediately and like get going.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it.
- 29:48Speaker 7: Maybe it's because your diet improved from cheddar cheese pringles
- 29:51Speaker 7: to playing.
- 29:52Speaker 4: That was enough to keep it.
- 29:53Speaker 7: Like your buddy's like, oh, he's like trying to better.
- 29:59Speaker 4: Well. Also, I woke up yesterday or yeah, yesterday.
- 30:02Speaker 6: I woke up in Burlington and we staid up late
- 30:05Speaker 6: on Tuesday, and then they had they made a bunch
- 30:09Speaker 6: of food call them and Leve. They made a bunch
- 30:11Speaker 6: of food when I wasn't there, so and we had
- 30:13Speaker 6: to eat all of it before we left els.
- 30:15Speaker 4: I was getting thrown away.
- 30:16Speaker 7: So I had like three chicken breasts, like a slice
- 30:18Speaker 7: of pizza, potato salad no at like three in the
- 30:21Speaker 7: morning the night before and then I woke up at
- 30:24Speaker 7: like seven and I was like, this is genuinely the
- 30:27Speaker 7: worst I've ever felt. Dude, I love thinking of you
- 30:29Speaker 7: because you're a pretty carefree guy, and you'd being like, well,
- 30:33Speaker 7: this food's gonna go to waste, we have to eat
- 30:34Speaker 7: it all. Yeah, like the typical yes, yeah, yeah, I
- 30:40Speaker 7: gotta have five chickens right now.
- 30:43Speaker 4: They're starving kids in Africs. This just isn't right. Have
- 30:51Speaker 4: you guys got hit up to uh? Have Commonalan?
- 30:53Speaker 5: No, we reached out to them, but we never heard anything.
- 30:56Speaker 8: Did you reach out to Trumpet? Did they reach out
- 30:57Speaker 8: to you?
- 30:59Speaker 2: Uh?
- 31:00Speaker 5: That'd be Taylor was the the inside guy for that
- 31:02Speaker 5: because of the relationship with Dana, So I feel like
- 31:05Speaker 5: Dana kind of hooked that up. So I don't know.
- 31:06Speaker 5: I want to say their party ended up reaching out
- 31:08Speaker 5: to us, because there was at one point there where
- 31:11Speaker 5: you know how we did that double Day two from
- 31:12Speaker 5: Michigan to Nebraska. Oh, you were saying that that that
- 31:17Speaker 5: Trump wanted to go with us to both of those games.
- 31:20Speaker 5: What fly with him on the Air Force one and
- 31:23Speaker 5: then we interview him on the Air Force one But
- 31:25Speaker 5: it didn't happen because he was like in Michigan. I
- 31:27Speaker 5: think they were wanting to put together a rally, and
- 31:29Speaker 5: I was kind of telling Taylor. I was like, bro, look,
- 31:32Speaker 5: this is going to be this would be sick. But
- 31:34Speaker 5: we don't want to just be in some Trump rally.
- 31:36Speaker 5: We have to walk into him with games like we're
- 31:37Speaker 5: already going to be like drawing a line in the
- 31:39Speaker 5: sand for people. But it's like we don't want to Yeah,
- 31:41Speaker 5: we don't want to just go full Yeah.
- 31:43Speaker 4: Does he still get an air Force one? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
- 31:46Speaker 4: keep that when you're if you're president once and you
- 31:48Speaker 4: get you get it. Really, I don't know if I
- 31:49Speaker 4: thought you'd have to one. Obama definitely is still. But
- 31:53Speaker 4: I thought there was only one air Force one.
- 31:55Speaker 7: And that's the I think you get. I think if
- 31:58Speaker 7: you're an air Force one.
- 31:59Speaker 6: I think if you're like a notable president, like and
- 32:01Speaker 6: there's like a like I'm assuming he has to do
- 32:03Speaker 6: with the risk of you being killed, right, Yeah.
- 32:06Speaker 4: I thought Trump's probably got like jets flying.
- 32:08Speaker 7: Aside his plane. He's probably got everything.
- 32:12Speaker 4: So let's say old Jimmy Carter is like, you know
- 32:14Speaker 4: what I want to do.
- 32:15Speaker 7: Jimmy Carter's flying coach. They're putting They're putting him in
- 32:20Speaker 7: the cargo. Yeah, or Trump and Obama, I would say,
- 32:25Speaker 7: I'd say they definitely are flying in it.
- 32:27Speaker 4: Yeah, in the I think they're finding the special planes.
- 32:30Speaker 7: But I don't think get like an airfor I don't
- 32:31Speaker 7: think he says like President the United States on the
- 32:33Speaker 7: side of or anything like that.
- 32:33Speaker 4: Maybe not. I Trump doesn't Trump have his own plane.
- 32:36Speaker 5: That's all.
- 32:36Speaker 7: That's what he probably has, But like, would they let
- 32:38Speaker 7: him use that as president? They probably have standards.
- 32:41Speaker 4: Yeah, you're probably right. I don't know.
- 32:44Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
- 32:44Speaker 4: You should know.
- 32:45Speaker 5: No, Yeah, I didn't know.
- 32:47Speaker 7: Maybe Trump Trump forced one, he got his own probably, Yeah.
- 32:52Speaker 7: Does he follow you on anything?
- 32:54Speaker 2: No.
- 32:55Speaker 5: We were talking about hey, when we dropped this episode,
- 32:57Speaker 5: we could collapse, and then his social guy was like,
- 33:00Speaker 5: we'll follow you for thirty minutes to collab, but don't
- 33:03Speaker 5: be disrespected when we unfollow you.
- 33:05Speaker 4: Well, because you posted yourself as a black man today.
- 33:08Speaker 6: Yeah, oh well, Bill Andre Hopkins man imagine was like,
- 33:13Speaker 6: all right, I'll give you thirty minutes.
- 33:14Speaker 4: You're like put out the black man.
- 33:19Speaker 5: Jack or social media producers. Hey, you think it's all
- 33:23Speaker 5: right if I post this? And I looked at it
- 33:24Speaker 5: and I laughed, and I was like, yeah posted, why not.
- 33:26Speaker 5: He's like, I mean people could say consider this racist.
- 33:29Speaker 5: I was like, oh who cares.
- 33:33Speaker 7: Dude, Like every year doing the I was shocked, but
- 33:36Speaker 7: I was I didn't think like, oh this is a problem.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was just wild to see you black.
- 33:41Speaker 5: Yeah. Every year, like I would post because I didn't
- 33:44Speaker 5: get invited to the combine, and I would like just
- 33:46Speaker 5: try and do some funny thing where I just photo
- 33:48Speaker 5: shot my head on a black on like a black
- 33:50Speaker 5: athlete's body, and talk about you know, how I got
- 33:53Speaker 5: snubbed or how well I performed. We luck to everybody
- 33:55Speaker 5: who's trying out this year. Never heard anything?
- 33:58Speaker 4: Then, yeah, did you drop a pile with Trump?
- 34:01Speaker 5: All of a sudden, I can't post my gun selfie
- 34:03Speaker 5: video anymore. Nebraska was getting their ass kicked, and I
- 34:07Speaker 5: posted a meme that I've posted many times with his cat.
- 34:10Speaker 5: He's like smiling for the photo and then in the
- 34:12Speaker 5: back in the mirror you see he's got a gun
- 34:14Speaker 5: to his head. I posted that and everybody's like, oh, yeah,
- 34:16Speaker 5: I trump on, of course you think this is okay?
- 34:19Speaker 5: Well posting this many times, do.
- 34:21Speaker 7: You sneakily have to take the most shit down out
- 34:23Speaker 7: of anybody we work with.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're like the bad boy. It's crazy.
- 34:29Speaker 5: But sometimes it's like what do we talking? They wanted
- 34:32Speaker 5: me to take down that that gambling video idea where
- 34:34Speaker 5: I was like.
- 34:34Speaker 4: Didn't you take it down?
- 34:36Speaker 5: Yeah, because Jack Mack was texting me. He's like, hey,
- 34:38Speaker 5: you got you gotta take this down. You got gas
- 34:40Speaker 5: texted me and I was like, oh, not my barstool
- 34:42Speaker 5: of fucking gas culture. But it was like a parody.
- 34:46Speaker 5: It's all satired where I was like, Jocko Willink has
- 34:49Speaker 5: this good video where he's like, oh, you lost your job. Good,
- 34:52Speaker 5: more time to get better. He has like a most
- 34:54Speaker 5: some motivational video has been viral, and so I did
- 34:58Speaker 5: like a parody on it where I'm talking about, oh
- 34:59Speaker 5: you lost your job, you're dick smaller than the national average,
- 35:02Speaker 5: good winning back in the sports book, or you lost
- 35:05Speaker 5: your parents' money, use their credit card. And it was
- 35:07Speaker 5: like yeah, yeah a bank.
- 35:12Speaker 7: Yeah if that, If I did that, I would have
- 35:14Speaker 7: been fired immediately. We gotta take this been up for
- 35:18Speaker 7: like thirty well they've been they've been looking for any reason.
- 35:22Speaker 4: If you retweeted Will's that is like the fucking Nego
- 35:27Speaker 4: just dodging. Still here, motherfucker.
- 35:31Speaker 7: That Uh that photo of the dude with the gun,
- 35:33Speaker 7: I think that's Optic.
- 35:34Speaker 6: Aid Shot the gamer. Yeah, I don't know who that is.
- 35:38Speaker 6: I just assumed one hundred thieves.
- 35:40Speaker 5: You said optimate.
- 35:41Speaker 4: It's either an anime character or a video gamer. His
- 35:44Speaker 4: name now is Naide Shot.
- 35:45Speaker 6: But he's like an old He's like one of the
- 35:47Speaker 6: original Call of Duty streamers.
- 35:49Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that meme is hilarious.
- 35:51Speaker 4: He's the best.
- 35:52Speaker 6: Are you going to be playing the new Calor Duty?
- 35:54Speaker 6: It comes out of the morning. Oh yeah, it comes
- 35:55Speaker 6: out at midnight. I' probably gonna wait till midnight tonight.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Yeah. Boy.
- 35:59Speaker 5: He'll play the Cold Duty every year.
- 36:02Speaker 4: Uh yeah, usually.
- 36:03Speaker 6: But I haven't played multiplayer Call of Duty in a
- 36:06Speaker 6: while because I was playing war Zone for so long.
- 36:09Speaker 4: Okay at Battle Royale, Yeah, fortnight.
- 36:12Speaker 5: I remember last I loved PUBG. I never got into G,
- 36:14Speaker 5: but I love PUBG was like first out.
- 36:17Speaker 6: I played war Zone for for the for probably since
- 36:20Speaker 6: it came out, consistently up until maybe six months ago,
- 36:23Speaker 6: eight months ago, and then it just got too there's
- 36:26Speaker 6: too many hackers.
- 36:27Speaker 4: I just couldn't take it anymore.
- 36:28Speaker 5: Well, when when you say hackers, You're just like guys
- 36:30Speaker 5: who are just way too good.
- 36:31Speaker 7: It's like you'll you'll be like flying in the air
- 36:35Speaker 7: and a parachute and there hitting every single shot like
- 36:38Speaker 7: you can get like aim bought and like wall hacks
- 36:40Speaker 7: and ship.
- 36:41Speaker 5: Oh it's it's like I never got in a war
- 36:44Speaker 5: zone because like I was obsessional call duty when I
- 36:46Speaker 5: was like, what was a modern war for two?
- 36:47Speaker 7: Like back at That's twelve.
- 36:50Speaker 5: When I was in college, I loved call duty.
- 36:51Speaker 4: Well that was those were the best call of duties ever.
- 36:53Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I love PUBG. But then I tried
- 36:55Speaker 5: playing war Zone and everybody was just so good. Yeah,
- 36:57Speaker 5: I just couldn't fucking do anything.
- 36:59Speaker 7: That's how I feel like I can't play multiplayer games anymore,
- 37:01Speaker 7: just because I've missed I missed the boat. Yeah, yeah,
- 37:05Speaker 7: everybody's just too good. Now I knew this new call
- 37:07Speaker 7: of dutey. A black Ops six.
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- 37:34Speaker 6: If I hadn't been playing Call of Duty my entire
- 37:36Speaker 6: life and this was the first Call Dude, I ever played,
- 37:38Speaker 6: I would delete it immediately.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Dude, I did that.
- 37:41Speaker 7: In is probably like ten years ago, Xbox three sixty
- 37:46Speaker 7: was coming out and Taylor Kitsch was in the commercial.
- 37:48Speaker 5: I love Taylor Kitch, Yeah.
- 37:50Speaker 7: And I was like, well, if Taylor wants me to
- 37:52Speaker 7: get it, I'm gonna get it. And so I went
- 37:53Speaker 7: out with my first video game system I've had since
- 37:56Speaker 7: probably like PS two, and I bought Tony Hawk's pro
- 37:59Speaker 7: Skater I bought. I bought Call of Duty, and I
- 38:02Speaker 7: started with Madden. I was like, I'll try this one out.
- 38:05Speaker 7: They let you play a game while the game is loading. Yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 7: they have like one preloaded game. And so it was
- 38:11Speaker 7: whatever year after pat Seahawks Super Bowl, because that was
- 38:14Speaker 7: the game you have to play and I was down
- 38:16Speaker 7: fifty at halftime the mode and I just canceled that
- 38:19Speaker 7: download put in Tony Hawk's pro Skater couldn't beat the
- 38:21Speaker 7: first level took that one out put in Call of Duty.
- 38:25Speaker 4: Just the most racist shit you've ever heard. Yeah, Like
- 38:28Speaker 4: it was.
- 38:29Speaker 7: I know it's like a stereotypical joke, but it was
- 38:32Speaker 7: like I was in there like Blanca and Street Fighter,
- 38:34Speaker 7: where it's just like, what the fuck is happening in here? Yeah,
- 38:37Speaker 7: and it turned and it was he You know, it
- 38:39Speaker 7: didn't turn me off the racism. What turned me off
- 38:42Speaker 7: with was how good everyone was where I was just like,
- 38:44Speaker 7: what canah can compete here?
- 38:46Speaker 4: There's nothing I can do on this.
- 38:48Speaker 6: I was pretty good at Call of Duty when I
- 38:49Speaker 6: was I was probably better when I was younger than
- 38:51Speaker 6: I am now. But uh, I remember I used to
- 38:54Speaker 6: play and my dad used to watch, and dudes would
- 38:56Speaker 6: come over the chat and I would have to be
- 38:57Speaker 6: so quick with the mute because you can mute into
- 38:59Speaker 6: it jewel people on call of duty, And all of
- 39:02Speaker 6: a sudden, some like white child would come over just
- 39:04Speaker 6: yelling the m word, and my dad sitting right next
- 39:06Speaker 6: to me, your liberalized dad, and I'd have to just
- 39:09Speaker 6: like immediately hop in and start muting people.
- 39:12Speaker 7: When when the last Call of Duty came out, I
- 39:14Speaker 7: believe it was I think I was talking to you,
- 39:17Speaker 7: and you had played some like ungodly amount of hours.
- 39:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:22Speaker 6: I do that with every video game. I mean, I
- 39:23Speaker 6: hope it was a sap Marine too. Maybe it was
- 39:26Speaker 6: Space Marine two. Space Marine two came out. I beat
- 39:29Speaker 6: the game in less I've never even heard of that.
- 39:31Speaker 4: Warhammer. No, No, the miniatures game.
- 39:35Speaker 6: I don't know, okay, but it's a it's like a
- 39:38Speaker 6: role play game. I came out, I played. I beat
- 39:40Speaker 6: the entire game.
- 39:40Speaker 4: In less than a week. I had like sixty hours
- 39:42Speaker 4: in like three days. Yeah that you were like, like,
- 39:44Speaker 4: the math doesn't make sense.
- 39:46Speaker 7: Yeah, you haven't been doing anything else. There haven't been
- 39:49Speaker 7: this many hours. How are this many hours logged into?
- 39:52Speaker 4: Yeah? I love it, dude.
- 39:53Speaker 6: I I I video games like the one thing I
- 39:55Speaker 6: hope that I never give up because I play.
- 39:57Speaker 4: Dude.
- 39:58Speaker 8: It's funny because I play with my friends from.
- 39:59Speaker 6: Home, and all of them and none of them have jobs,
- 40:01Speaker 6: and they're all poor and they live with their parents,
- 40:03Speaker 6: and like we'll play and they'll be like I'll call
- 40:06Speaker 6: them at like at like one PM, and I'm like, guy,
- 40:08Speaker 6: just want to hop on.
- 40:08Speaker 8: They'll be like, dude, like we can't. You can't just
- 40:11Speaker 8: play video games.
- 40:11Speaker 6: All day, and I'll be like, I can do whatever
- 40:13Speaker 6: the fuck I want. I have an apartment and I
- 40:19Speaker 6: by myself, I can do whatever the fuck I want.
- 40:22Speaker 4: You guys can't. They're shaming you.
- 40:24Speaker 7: Are you like they all live at home and don't
- 40:26Speaker 7: have jobs, but you're still the fuck up.
- 40:28Speaker 6: Yeah, but we get into arguments about it all the time,
- 40:31Speaker 6: and they're like, You're like all you like, you got
- 40:33Speaker 6: to do something productive, And I'm like, I have a job.
- 40:35Speaker 4: I do that ship. When I have to do that ship.
- 40:37Speaker 4: I don't have to come up with like fake shit
- 40:39Speaker 4: to do during the day to fill my time.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 40:41Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll play video games all day if I want
- 40:43Speaker 6: to play video games all day.
- 40:45Speaker 5: Oh god, I missed that.
- 40:46Speaker 7: Yeah, in college, I was playing that. I was playing
- 40:49Speaker 7: Modern Warfare too so much. There's that level where you're
- 40:51Speaker 7: just a mass shooter in an airport. Oh yeah, no,
- 40:53Speaker 7: nobody fights back, you get off an over, you just
- 40:55Speaker 7: starts killing civilians.
- 40:57Speaker 4: Yeah. They have that in a lot in Call of Duty.
- 40:59Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like a it's a level where you I
- 41:03Speaker 7: just remember, get it. You get out of the the
- 41:06Speaker 7: elevator and then they turn and they say no Russian
- 41:09Speaker 7: like don't kill any Russian.
- 41:10Speaker 4: No, I think, don't speak Russian, so you don't speak Russian.
- 41:13Speaker 4: And then yeah, you just you just mo slaughter. But
- 41:16Speaker 4: then I realized, like I killed so many innocents.
- 41:19Speaker 7: Yeah, they have a level like that in the in
- 41:21Speaker 7: the current Call du But then I realized you could
- 41:23Speaker 7: still beat the level without shooting the gun.
- 41:25Speaker 4: You just had to follow. Yeah, you didn't have to
- 41:26Speaker 4: kill anybody. Oh I was killing every every single not
- 41:29Speaker 4: not a soul.
- 41:30Speaker 7: That that one I remember not caring about because that
- 41:32Speaker 7: wasn't a time when mass shootings were a thing.
- 41:35Speaker 6: They kind of were, but not like what it is now.
- 41:37Speaker 6: But then there was a level in the in the
- 41:39Speaker 6: Current Call of Duty where it's very similar. You're in
- 41:41Speaker 6: like in a you're in like a soccer stadium or
- 41:43Speaker 6: some shit, and like these like dudes who are dressed
- 41:46Speaker 6: as cops start like unloaded.
- 41:47Speaker 4: Wait they ran it back, yeah pretty much.
- 41:49Speaker 7: Yeah, And I was doing that and I was like,
- 41:51Speaker 7: I was like I had to like close the blinds
- 41:53Speaker 7: and you know what, anybody, I was like, this is fucked,
- 41:57Speaker 7: Like this is so messed up in this are you
- 42:00Speaker 7: ever you find yourself in situations where you're like something
- 42:03Speaker 7: bad Michael might go down here, and then do you
- 42:05Speaker 7: think about like what you would.
- 42:06Speaker 4: Do like a shooting. Yeah, all the time.
- 42:08Speaker 5: Dude.
- 42:09Speaker 7: When I go to movie theaters, which is rare, I
- 42:11Speaker 7: only look at the exit. Oh I don't watch the movie.
- 42:13Speaker 7: Oh that's the exact example. I was thinking of my head.
- 42:16Speaker 7: I went to see Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning the new one,
- 42:19Speaker 7: like noon on like a Tuesday, Yeah, middle you fuck up.
- 42:22Speaker 4: Yeah, those wednesdays, whatever day it came out.
- 42:25Speaker 7: I went to go see it, and the dude sitting
- 42:27Speaker 7: like four chairs for me, it's a pretty empty theater,
- 42:29Speaker 7: fairly empty. He sat like this the entire time, like
- 42:32Speaker 7: really like military like upright, and had a backpack on.
- 42:35Speaker 7: Oh don't wear a backpack to the theater hire movie.
- 42:38Speaker 4: And I was like the whole time, I just sit there.
- 42:40Speaker 7: We were the same row, and I just kept looking
- 42:42Speaker 7: down going was gonna do it at some point, And
- 42:44Speaker 7: I had my plan of like I'll jump two rows forward,
- 42:47Speaker 7: crawl down, and I'll pop back up and I'll fucking
- 42:49Speaker 7: surprise them. And oh, your plan is to eliminate Oh,
- 42:51Speaker 7: I'm playing dead immediate Yeah awesome.
- 42:54Speaker 4: Oh you gotta charge them?
- 42:55Speaker 6: No, Oh, heavens I'm charging the exit. Yeah, I haven't
- 43:02Speaker 6: had that in a while. I used to had that
- 43:03Speaker 6: in movie theaters anytimes when we'll walk in, I'd be like,
- 43:05Speaker 6: here we go.
- 43:06Speaker 8: But it was after some big mass shooting.
- 43:10Speaker 6: I remember being at the grocery store with my mom
- 43:12Speaker 6: and we were like, you know when you're like in
- 43:14Speaker 6: an aisle and then you kind of you can see
- 43:15Speaker 6: people walking, yeah, yeah on the Yeah, all of a sudden,
- 43:18Speaker 6: we just see this massive trench coat just like barreling
- 43:21Speaker 6: down like across like it's like it's like flapping in
- 43:24Speaker 6: the wind.
- 43:25Speaker 7: And then we kept seeing the dude and we we
- 43:27Speaker 7: left if your my mom like left the car. We
- 43:29Speaker 7: were like, let's get the fuck out of here.
- 43:30Speaker 4: Really. Yeah, I just.
- 43:32Speaker 7: Like if some if I'm in a movie theater and
- 43:33Speaker 7: somebody walks in and they're ugly and alone, I'm like,
- 43:35Speaker 7: it's over.
- 43:38Speaker 4: I'm just judging. I'm just like that guy's hideous.
- 43:41Speaker 6: In college, there was a kid that actually I remember
- 43:43Speaker 6: those kid that would wear a trench coat everywhere and
- 43:44Speaker 6: he was weird as fuck. And it's like at a
- 43:46Speaker 6: certain point you got to realize, like, you know, when
- 43:49Speaker 6: you're putting the trench coat on every morning, like everyone
- 43:51Speaker 6: thinks you're gonna kill a lot of people, Like, that's
- 43:54Speaker 6: that's not an outfit.
- 43:54Speaker 7: You can wear anymore and be like, this is just
- 43:56Speaker 7: what I like to wear. Can't it's warm anymore?
- 43:59Speaker 4: Yeah? No, you can't take off the fucking trench.
- 44:02Speaker 7: They shouldn't sell them. It's called a trench coat, a
- 44:05Speaker 7: trench where you would bring like guns.
- 44:08Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, trench coats for me, I don't even like,
- 44:11Speaker 6: it's just a no go, don't wear it.
- 44:13Speaker 4: It's crazy.
- 44:15Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd probably be dead because I don't know. I've
- 44:17Speaker 5: never thought about that in this situation.
- 44:18Speaker 4: You've never thought about that?
- 44:19Speaker 5: Ye been tight thinking about your egsit plans.
- 44:21Speaker 7: Would you would you ever wear a trench coat? Like, no,
- 44:25Speaker 7: imagine going to like we had to fly out. Imagine
- 44:27Speaker 7: showing up to O'Hair just in a trench coat. Yeah,
- 44:31Speaker 7: people will be like, dude, what's wrong with you?
- 44:33Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 44:33Speaker 4: They You shouldn't be able to buy them, No, you should.
- 44:36Speaker 4: There should be a background check for yeah, yes, yeah
- 44:38Speaker 4: we can't.
- 44:39Speaker 7: The gun control is not going to pass, but we
- 44:40Speaker 7: can pass trench Yeah that would work.
- 44:45Speaker 4: What's your mental health status? Maybe you can have a
- 44:47Speaker 4: trench coat?
- 44:48Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, what do you want this for? Are you
- 44:50Speaker 7: in a stage production of Singing in the Rain?
- 44:53Speaker 4: Yeah? Sure take it.
- 44:56Speaker 6: I remember when when I was when I was really
- 44:58Speaker 6: on this one MW three, he was out and I
- 45:01Speaker 6: was super into that, and Sandy Hook happened, and I
- 45:03Speaker 6: came home and like, I like went to play m
- 45:05Speaker 6: W three, like wasn't in the Xbox and.
- 45:07Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck's going on?
- 45:08Speaker 7: My parents were like, you're not playing that game anymore
- 45:09Speaker 7: because that was that was like that was the first
- 45:11Speaker 7: shooting where they were like, it's from video games.
- 45:14Speaker 6: Yeah, video games is why these people are killing all
- 45:16Speaker 6: these people. I think they blamed Columbine for what was
- 45:18Speaker 6: that music column?
- 45:19Speaker 5: I calm.
- 45:20Speaker 7: I definitely had a some video game well that was
- 45:24Speaker 7: I wasn't alive for Comma, but uh, Sandy Hook, and
- 45:26Speaker 7: then my parents would let me play MW three And
- 45:28Speaker 7: then I remember I was playing Minecraft with my friends
- 45:31Speaker 7: online and my parents came into my My dad came
- 45:33Speaker 7: into my room and he was like, you kill you
- 45:35Speaker 7: kill monsters in this game, and he tried to, like him,
- 45:37Speaker 7: get me to stop playing it, and my mom was like,
- 45:39Speaker 7: you gotta fucking relax.
- 45:43Speaker 4: My mom wasn't a stress.
- 45:44Speaker 5: You can play MW three. Yeah.
- 45:46Speaker 8: I was pissed, but I was like, dude, Minecraft is
- 45:47Speaker 8: a game where everyone is a.
- 45:49Speaker 4: Cube mine Minecraft Minecraft is legos.
- 45:52Speaker 8: Yeah, it's literally it's a child's game. Yeah, you kill zombies?
- 45:56Speaker 8: Are there's no blood or anything?
- 45:58Speaker 4: No?
- 45:59Speaker 7: No, My mom wasn't a strict She made me play
- 46:01Speaker 7: GTA three on mute. Really yeah, but I could still
- 46:04Speaker 7: like bang whorse. Yeah, I didn't need to hear the hormones.
- 46:09Speaker 5: Move the camera round so you can see it from
- 46:10Speaker 5: the front.
- 46:11Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. GTA five was a big one.
- 46:14Speaker 7: I convinced my sister to get GTA five for her birthday.
- 46:17Speaker 6: It's like, I was like, ask for GA five. I
- 46:19Speaker 6: was like, we'll play it together all the time. She
- 46:20Speaker 6: never played it once. Wait and your is your sister
- 46:23Speaker 6: older or younger?
- 46:24Speaker 4: Older? Okay?
- 46:25Speaker 7: And did your parents like believe that's like okay, my
- 46:27Speaker 7: daughter wants GTA five.
- 46:28Speaker 4: And you know what it was.
- 46:29Speaker 6: And then my mom found the box like the case
- 46:32Speaker 6: and she like read the reasons as to why it's
- 46:35Speaker 6: rated m and then she made me like show her
- 46:37Speaker 6: what it was like.
- 46:39Speaker 4: She made me like watch she watched as I played.
- 46:41Speaker 4: Were you like stopping at red light. I literally stopped
- 46:44Speaker 4: at everything. Yeah, I drove. I just like drove around
- 46:50Speaker 4: for like forty five minutes. Yeah, I get my car painted.
- 46:54Speaker 7: I think I like stopped and like played golf. You
- 46:56Speaker 7: can like play golf.
- 46:58Speaker 4: It had have been so bored the self control because
- 47:02Speaker 4: if you see like a good looking you accidentally pressed
- 47:08Speaker 4: down on the dpad and like your arsenal of weapon.
- 47:12Speaker 7: You like turned the talk radio on in the car.
- 47:16Speaker 7: That's a dangerous game.
- 47:17Speaker 4: Man.
- 47:20Speaker 7: I think wildest thing I ever asked for for a
- 47:22Speaker 7: president was for Easter.
- 47:24Speaker 4: I asked for d MX's Flesh of My Flesh, Blood
- 47:28Speaker 4: of My Bowl, which.
- 47:29Speaker 7: Was in my mom got it in my Easter baskets.
- 47:31Speaker 7: Just DMX sitting there covered in blood.
- 47:34Speaker 4: She's like, the whole kind of music?
- 47:35Speaker 2: Is this?
- 47:36Speaker 4: What the fuck do you think? Yeah?
- 47:38Speaker 5: I remember.
- 47:39Speaker 7: I remember because before like all the streaming platforms, you
- 47:42Speaker 7: would have to like you have to buy the song
- 47:44Speaker 7: on iTunes.
- 47:46Speaker 4: And I remember asking my parents if.
- 47:47Speaker 7: I could buy a drop the World by Lil Wayne
- 47:50Speaker 7: Meminet and then they they they like pulled it up
- 47:53Speaker 7: while I was sitting in the room and listened to
- 47:55Speaker 7: the song and they were like screaming at me, and
- 47:57Speaker 7: then they let me buy the clean version, which is
- 47:59Speaker 7: just it's just an instrumental the.
- 48:03Speaker 4: Whole out, the whole song is swear.
- 48:05Speaker 7: Where its Yeah. Yeah, it was brutal, but I remember
- 48:09Speaker 7: just being humiliated. Dude, God, I wanted. My big present
- 48:14Speaker 7: that I want to was an electric scooter, you know,
- 48:16Speaker 7: like just like a Razor one with like the little engine.
- 48:18Speaker 7: And my mom was so nervous that she got it
- 48:20Speaker 7: for me. But I had to wear a full fucking
- 48:22Speaker 7: face helmet like I was like doing photocross. I had
- 48:25Speaker 7: a fox helmet going up and down my dead end street,
- 48:29Speaker 7: going like seven miles an hour on an electric Razors.
- 48:37Speaker 4: Oh man, Chris.
- 48:39Speaker 7: I remember Christmas used to just be like a bloodbath
- 48:41Speaker 7: for me. But like I would never I would never
- 48:43Speaker 7: say anything because I wasn't a fucking dick of a kid.
- 48:48Speaker 7: But like I would ask for ship and I would
- 48:49Speaker 7: never get it, and that I would just be sitting
- 48:51Speaker 7: there just like so pissed, bro. But I would ask
- 48:55Speaker 7: for like retarded. I'd I'd be like, I'd be like,
- 48:57Speaker 7: I want to get a gun from I'd be like
- 49:00Speaker 7: like all the presents would be gone and I'd be
- 49:02Speaker 7: like looking behind the tree, Like, there's no way they
- 49:04Speaker 7: didn't get me.
- 49:05Speaker 4: An a R fifty I had that. Like a dirt bike.
- 49:14Speaker 7: I lived in the city, Yeah, I have nowhere I
- 49:16Speaker 7: could dirt bike.
- 49:19Speaker 4: Like, where's the dirt bikey, I'll check the garage. That's
- 49:27Speaker 4: gotta be.
- 49:27Speaker 5: You had friends that would get everything. Oh yeah, you
- 49:30Speaker 5: asked for like an Xbox and they just get you
- 49:32Speaker 5: a controller.
- 49:33Speaker 4: No Xbox, a mad Cat's controller.
- 49:36Speaker 6: Yeah dude, Uh, that's gonna be a brutal feeling as
- 49:40Speaker 6: a parent, Like your yours are still too young probably
- 49:44Speaker 6: to have actual things that they want. But it's gotta
- 49:47Speaker 6: suck when they asked or something and you know you're
- 49:49Speaker 6: not getting it to the giving it to them, and
- 49:51Speaker 6: they and they think they're getting it. Like the whole
- 49:54Speaker 6: Christmas morning must just be like my heart would be racing,
- 49:57Speaker 6: being like this is gonna go south fast, Like the
- 50:00Speaker 6: one thing they wanted it's not here.
- 50:03Speaker 4: Now it's not.
- 50:07Speaker 7: I'd be like I would get like jealous too, like
- 50:10Speaker 7: like the whole like Santa thing, Like if if I
- 50:11Speaker 7: like was like busting my ass and I got my
- 50:13Speaker 7: kids all these presents and then like they're not even
- 50:15Speaker 7: like looking at you like this guy.
- 50:17Speaker 6: Didn't you didn't do shit at all? I stepping maybe
- 50:21Speaker 6: like that one's for me, the good ones. Yeah, yeah,
- 50:28Speaker 6: me and Santa. That's from both of us.
- 50:30Speaker 7: My parents used to do like somewhere from mom and
- 50:32Speaker 7: dad somewhere from Santa. But my mom, I guess, like
- 50:36Speaker 7: I guess you could kind of say, like she didn't
- 50:37Speaker 7: like lying to us. Yeah, so like we knew where
- 50:40Speaker 7: the presents were hidden. She knew we knew where the
- 50:43Speaker 7: presents were hidden, and she just hit in there every year.
- 50:45Speaker 7: She's like, if you guys want to ruin your Christmas,
- 50:47Speaker 7: you can go ruin your Christmas whenever you want.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:48Speaker 7: And I would just go to their closet every like
- 50:51Speaker 7: every week in December, and I would know everything I
- 50:53Speaker 7: was getting, but I would I would give hints for
- 50:55Speaker 7: stuff like like I hadn't seen yet.
- 50:57Speaker 4: Yeah, like notice that new PS three control is not
- 51:00Speaker 4: out there. Yeah, that's so brutal, dude.
- 51:03Speaker 5: I believe in Santa for the longest time.
- 51:05Speaker 6: I really found out that what was like your moment
- 51:08Speaker 6: where you were like fuck, I want to say fifth
- 51:12Speaker 6: or sixth grade, that's too old.
- 51:14Speaker 5: So my parents crushed it, bro. Like I remember when
- 51:17Speaker 5: we we lived our family lived with my grandparents but
- 51:21Speaker 5: are in our room. My mom would wake me up
- 51:22Speaker 5: in the middle of the night and like crack the
- 51:24Speaker 5: door and my dad or grandpa would be dressed up
- 51:27Speaker 5: at Santa. So in my I'm thinking like I would argue.
- 51:32Speaker 5: My vein would be coming out of my neck, arguing
- 51:34Speaker 5: be like, guys, I understand what you.
- 51:35Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there?
- 51:37Speaker 5: Pal?
- 51:37Speaker 4: We saw you in the hockey game market. I know you, guys.
- 51:39Speaker 5: I'm Ryan Whitney.
- 51:40Speaker 4: I got a drink named after me, Pink Whitney.
- 51:44Speaker 7: That's what I thought. See it fellas I invented the
- 51:47Speaker 7: thing you pigeoned Pink Whitney for legendary moments.
- 51:50Speaker 5: Same, but I swear to God like I have seen
- 51:52Speaker 5: him with my own eyes. Yeah. And we'd go to
- 51:54Speaker 5: like midnight Mass and I'd be thinking to myself like
- 51:57Speaker 5: we'd come back and the presence would be there and
- 51:59Speaker 5: we had like a violent like we had like a
- 52:01Speaker 5: uh you had We had a rescue who was like
- 52:06Speaker 5: not good with people. Yeah, So I would think in
- 52:08Speaker 5: my head like there's no way anybody can get around
- 52:10Speaker 5: this dog. It was like a pit mix, And I'm thinking,
- 52:12Speaker 5: how do these presidents get here, there's just it's Santa.
- 52:15Speaker 4: Has to be mad. Yeah, it's yeah.
- 52:17Speaker 5: My parents did a great job. They just they crushed dude.
- 52:20Speaker 6: I would have those same exact thoughts of like, uh,
- 52:22Speaker 6: it's so funny when you try and justify it as
- 52:24Speaker 6: a kid, like you're reasoning for what. Like I remember
- 52:26Speaker 6: being like, my parents want to let me buy a
- 52:28Speaker 6: candy bar at the grocery store. You think they're thinking
- 52:29Speaker 6: they're buying me all these presents. I would say it kids,
- 52:32Speaker 6: like on the boss in fifth grade, and I know
- 52:34Speaker 6: your cocky ass, like on your high horse. Absolutely yeah.
- 52:38Speaker 6: But I remember finding out in fifth grade and like
- 52:40Speaker 6: I remember like confronting my mom and I was like
- 52:41Speaker 6: on the verge of tears and then she was like
- 52:44Speaker 6: but dude, still to this day, my parents, like my
- 52:46Speaker 6: mom has never once said like, Santa's not written no,
- 52:49Speaker 6: my parents.
- 52:49Speaker 7: Never My Mom's not told me yeah she'll not she
- 52:51Speaker 7: will not. Wait do you still come downstairs and have
- 52:53Speaker 7: gifts from Santa?
- 52:54Speaker 4: Oh?
- 52:55Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah you do too. I don't really get anything
- 52:57Speaker 7: anymore because there's nothing. I yeah.
- 53:00Speaker 5: Still I still like you can't shot for you because
- 53:02Speaker 5: you just you already have it bought.
- 53:03Speaker 4: Like yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 53:05Speaker 7: We actually have a good setup where like I recommend
- 53:08Speaker 7: stuff with my brother and my brother recommends stuff for me.
- 53:10Speaker 4: Oh that's my two sisters do that for each other,
- 53:12Speaker 4: so like it actually works out well.
- 53:13Speaker 7: But it's all from Sanna. It's from him, it's labeled
- 53:16Speaker 7: from him. Oh yeah, I mean got the same way.
- 53:18Speaker 7: They'll have a couple from them, but most of it's
- 53:20Speaker 7: from Santa.
- 53:21Speaker 5: My parents were saying one like writing their names on
- 53:23Speaker 5: stuff they got us, and then there'd be the few
- 53:24Speaker 5: from Santa.
- 53:25Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, all my shore the thing you didn't
- 53:28Speaker 7: get in Then you go to your grandparents' house thinking like,
- 53:30Speaker 7: all right, I'm disappointed in Christmas so far.
- 53:32Speaker 5: Maybe that thing I want is over our grandma.
- 53:34Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's even worse.
- 53:36Speaker 7: But sometimes it would be like I remember I got
- 53:38Speaker 7: all I gotta bike at my grandfather's house.
- 53:40Speaker 4: I was like, fuck, I got this.
- 53:42Speaker 7: I remember going over to my grandparents' house. My grandparents
- 53:44Speaker 7: lived on Cape Cod.
- 53:45Speaker 6: And we would have to drive down and I remember
- 53:47Speaker 6: like everyone was getting My grandparents would get us like
- 53:49Speaker 6: one thing and I got a fucking a plastic I
- 53:53Speaker 6: got a plastic magic wand from Wizards of Waverley Place
- 53:58Speaker 6: and when you press the button Selena Gomez his voice
- 54:01Speaker 6: would come over and be like, be like, make this
- 54:03Speaker 6: pimple disappear.
- 54:05Speaker 4: And I think I cried.
- 54:07Speaker 7: And like everyone was like howling, like like scream like
- 54:12Speaker 7: I think if you asked my family, I think they
- 54:13Speaker 7: would say it was the hardest ia I've ever.
- 54:17Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't think my grandma knew. And like
- 54:20Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck is this? Like what
- 54:24Speaker 4: am I gonna do with it?
- 54:26Speaker 2: It?
- 54:26Speaker 6: Literally, dude, I'm not even kidding. It was like it
- 54:28Speaker 6: was like it said, make this pimple disappear. I was
- 54:32Speaker 6: at the age was like only girls get pimples. I
- 54:34Speaker 6: was like, why would I want this? But you gotta
- 54:37Speaker 6: like you gotta like try your best as a kid.
- 54:39Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you even know in your head, like I
- 54:40Speaker 6: gotta try to like it, Like I gotta like deep down,
- 54:42Speaker 6: I gotta pretend that I like it.
- 54:44Speaker 4: I want a young age, I wanted.
- 54:45Speaker 7: The first Harry Potter book so bad, and my parents
- 54:48Speaker 7: were like, grandma got it for you. So I go
- 54:50Speaker 7: to my grandma's and she gets it. It's the second
- 54:52Speaker 7: Harry Potter and she's like, go upstairs and read it.
- 54:54Speaker 7: And I was like, okay, so I just read the
- 54:56Speaker 7: second just like this every Paige spoiling or.
- 55:05Speaker 4: Dude.
- 55:05Speaker 6: When we were when I was in probably middle school
- 55:07Speaker 6: or maybe going into high school, me and all my
- 55:10Speaker 6: friends got PlayStation fours for Christmas. That was like we
- 55:12Speaker 6: all were like, this is what we're getting. But the
- 55:15Speaker 6: same day this this like hacking group Lizard Squad. They
- 55:20Speaker 6: killed the servers for PlayStation four on Christmas Day. That's fun,
- 55:24Speaker 6: which is insane, but it was hilariously. Everyone was like
- 55:26Speaker 6: losing their mind. It is fucking crazy that they did that.
- 55:29Speaker 6: But so you couldn't download. This was like right when
- 55:32Speaker 6: they were making the transition from the games were a
- 55:35Speaker 6: disc to you have to download the game online.
- 55:37Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
- 55:40Speaker 7: We all got like disc games, and my buddy he
- 55:42Speaker 7: didn't get He got just the PlayStation and and then
- 55:45Speaker 7: he didn't get any of the discs and he was like, well,
- 55:47Speaker 7: I'm one of my grandparents and they're gonna get They
- 55:49Speaker 7: got me like Black Ops two, so we'll be able
- 55:52Speaker 7: to play that. And then he went to his grandparents'
- 55:54Speaker 7: house and he opened it up and it was just
- 55:55Speaker 7: a sheet.
- 55:56Speaker 4: Of paper that said Black Ops Too.
- 55:58Speaker 6: And he still had to download it you could in
- 56:00Speaker 6: play video games on Christmas Day?
- 56:01Speaker 5: Oh did you know? Like I was in eighth grade,
- 56:05Speaker 5: and you know how you're like trying to level up
- 56:07Speaker 5: with the hose, Dude, You're trying to get like better clothes. Yeah,
- 56:09Speaker 5: you got your boys or are getting like the the
- 56:11Speaker 5: ed Hardy or the Hollister, the Abercrombie. And I remember
- 56:15Speaker 5: like having a list of things I wanted, being like,
- 56:17Speaker 5: I'm gonna show up to the Christmas tournament. It was
- 56:19Speaker 5: like this basketball tournament that everybody would go to from
- 56:21Speaker 5: all over the county. And uh. I just remember being
- 56:24Speaker 5: hopeful that I would get at least a couple of
- 56:26Speaker 5: the items on the list. And I just remember pulling
- 56:28Speaker 5: from a box a fucking south Pole sweater from J. C.
- 56:32Speaker 4: Penn south fulut pole.
- 56:35Speaker 5: Bro like Carolina blue and white, patched up.
- 56:39Speaker 4: It's so brutal.
- 56:41Speaker 5: They're like, oh, you can wear that to the Christmas
- 56:42Speaker 5: tream and I just look ridiculous, dude.
- 56:47Speaker 7: My mom got me mud jeans genes once, which are
- 56:50Speaker 7: only made for women, and she like was like, it's
- 56:54Speaker 7: like whatever clothes I get for Christmas, I have to
- 56:56Speaker 7: wear it to my Grandma's. She's like, go try these
- 56:57Speaker 7: on and they were just like flared at the girl
- 57:00Speaker 7: pants and I was.
- 57:01Speaker 4: Like, no, that's so brutal.
- 57:04Speaker 7: I had a fucking baby blue boo boo football jurn
- 57:10Speaker 7: and I grew up in Fall River, which isn't the
- 57:12Speaker 7: greatest town. And I think it's my freshman year of
- 57:15Speaker 7: high school. I went to public school my freshman year
- 57:18Speaker 7: and I wore it to one day to school and
- 57:20Speaker 7: some like big blacket. It was like, you'll give you
- 57:23Speaker 7: fifty bucks that urt and I was like sold, and
- 57:26Speaker 7: I took it off of my here go.
- 57:27Speaker 4: He's like, I only got five on me. Aw deal, bro,
- 57:33Speaker 4: that is for you, by you brother.
- 57:35Speaker 7: Yeah, alright, we gotta wrap it up to go to
- 57:41Speaker 7: the Yeah cool.
- 57:42Speaker 4: Thanks for doing this, guys. Yeah, thanks for having me.
- 57:44Speaker 4: I could have gone for a while.
- 57:45Speaker 6: Yeah yeah all right. We'll see you guys on Tuesday.
- 57:49Speaker 6: Thank you, goodbye.