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Jubilee Writer's Room · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on the Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we have a very important
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  Speaker 1: group of people. It's the people behind Jubilee nine million subscribers.
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  Speaker 1: One of YouTube's biggest channels.
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  Speaker 2: Jubilee is well known for its hot take videos. They
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  Speaker 2: get large amounts of people, put them in a room,
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  Speaker 2: get them to fight, kiss or other stuff. We found
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  Speaker 2: the people that make these videos and come up with
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  Speaker 2: those ideas so we can sit and watch and enjoy
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  Speaker 2: from the comfort of our own computer.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a social experiment or is it content? Jubilee
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  Speaker 3: rides the gap between those two worlds, and we're going
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  Speaker 3: to talk to the writers who make it happen.
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  Speaker 4: So get out your moral code and your political spectrum
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  Speaker 4: and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 2: So, I was sitting behind this woman in a coffee
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  Speaker 2: shop and she would not stop talking. And I thought,
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  Speaker 2: that's a video. That's a video.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and that's what. So that's a video.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought, you know, we put nine women in
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  Speaker 2: a in a room together and the first one to
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  Speaker 2: stop talking gets kicked out.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's that's a video.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's really good, because, like I think there's
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  Speaker 4: something so important to like that as a question of
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  Speaker 4: society of like when women talk, do we listen?
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  Speaker 3: And it's so interesting, And what I think is awesome
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  Speaker 3: is like not taking a stance either. WA's important good
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  Speaker 3: that the women are talking, and we just let the
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  Speaker 3: people decide for themselves. Literally totally.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's almost like you put those people in front
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  Speaker 1: of each other and I don't even know if the
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  Speaker 1: people are the content. It's the words that are hitting
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  Speaker 1: each other. And these words sometimes sometimes they a square
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  Speaker 1: doesn't fit into a circle. Sometimes sometimes it does, but
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it does.
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  Speaker 2: So then you shot the.
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  Speaker 5: Corners and that's a video.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're gay, that's a video.
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  Speaker 3: If you're gay, that's a video.
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  Speaker 4: Well it's not just if you're gay, it's if you're gay.
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  Speaker 4: And then in a situation, that's where we love. That's
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  Speaker 4: like the prime is like we're looking for those videos
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  Speaker 4: that ask a question in the premise of the video,
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  Speaker 4: a question that you're not necessarily comfortable with sitting with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think that's what is so important about
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  Speaker 1: life that we don't talk about in content creation enough.
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  Speaker 1: That life is a collection of situations, Yes, situation after situation,
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  Speaker 1: a situation exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Guys are getting a freaking ahead of ourselves.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, classic us. We're ready to roll right
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  Speaker 5: now here.
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  Speaker 2: We're here, and we know we get this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Camera one, camera two, We know all this kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: We know all this stuff. Two cameras. That's a video.
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  Speaker 5: We know this stuff with lights light.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, all it's missing is my affirmation candle. Yeah you know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I gotta be technical here. No white sich
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  Speaker 3: so kind to be a.
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  Speaker 2: Video and I'm gonna be technical handheld microphones. If we
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  Speaker 2: got forty people in a room, this wouldn't do.
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  Speaker 1: Bore Loves are boom, Loves are booms, that's a video.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to my hot as white the other
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  Speaker 1: day and I was like, Babe, if we ever renew
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  Speaker 1: our vows, I want to do it on a white
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  Speaker 1: syc as there is like why aren't these big Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: directors using white sights.
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  Speaker 2: In absolutely And I gotta say. I was talking to
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  Speaker 2: my wife the other day. I said, look at this
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  Speaker 2: honey on Amazon. Boom as big as a blimp, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it. That's a video.
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  Speaker 1: Boom is big as a blimp. Voice actors Boom.
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  Speaker 2: As big as a blimp, voice actors versus boom as
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  Speaker 2: big as a blimp.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, one for voice actors, one secret boom.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and they have to figure out which one is
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  Speaker 5: not talking.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm saying you could even do a part two.
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  Speaker 1: And if they peek, maybe they're a Republican.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, if they peak the Republican.
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  Speaker 3: If they peak their Republican, that's a video. Write that down.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm alive.
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  Speaker 2: I'm alive. We should probably go around. My thought is
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  Speaker 2: we introduced who we are, what we do, and then
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  Speaker 2: our hottest take that would make somebody mad.
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  Speaker 1: I would love our hottest take in our inherent biases.
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  Speaker 5: Let's yeah, let's talk.
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  Speaker 2: And we always do that every morning. In the morning,
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  Speaker 2: we clear the biases.
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  Speaker 5: We clear the air, and we clear the bias.
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  Speaker 1: I'm slack. You'll see our names and then under it
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  Speaker 1: our inherent bias that day and how we're going.
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  Speaker 3: Really good brainstorming exercise where we're and it's good to
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  Speaker 3: farm some new stereotypes you've heard of, because it's good
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  Speaker 3: to keep a breast literally what stereotypes are happening, because
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  Speaker 3: sometimes there's new ones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's name pronouns we don't use, and then biases
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  Speaker 4: that we have that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I yeah, so I'll go. I'll go. I'm Dylan.
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  Speaker 1: My pronouns I don't use.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead, This is how we start every day.
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  Speaker 1: Please go ahead, I will go ahead. My name is Dylan.
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  Speaker 1: My pronouns I don't use, or she her at an
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  Speaker 1: inherent bias I'm dealing with today are people with road rage.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand them. They make me frustrated, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to open up to understanding them.
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  Speaker 2: Today, totally, totally.
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  Speaker 5: My name is Dan. Pronouns that I don't use.
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  Speaker 2: Are they them? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Because this is kind of the exact political alignment of
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  Speaker 3: what we're right.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's like putting on a huge poster board
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  Speaker 1: what we aren't and going, I see.
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  Speaker 5: You Dan, not they them?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: And uh.
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  Speaker 2: Look I am a big writing guy. One of my
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  Speaker 2: biggest biases right now are neighbors. I don't like that
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  Speaker 2: other people live on my street. I don't like that
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  Speaker 2: other people are near me, and I don't like that
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  Speaker 2: they get to be louder than me.
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  Speaker 1: And can I tell you something, Dan that sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a post pandemic thought? Yeah, something that the pandemic did
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  Speaker 1: to us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is what I'm saying. Once we get this
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  Speaker 2: time machine working, our video is are gonna be another level. Literally, right,
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  Speaker 2: we get five non pandemic people, five people from twenty
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  Speaker 2: nineteen and five people in a room.
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  Speaker 3: Again, we're so close because when we do six pilgrims,
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  Speaker 3: one secret witch, it's gonna break. It's gonna break the
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  Speaker 3: Internet Internet.
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  Speaker 4: That debate was amazing when they break down, when they asked, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 4: can you float and everybody said no.
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  Speaker 5: It was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: And then my video twenty Pharaohs one Night, that's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be huge.
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  Speaker 3: It was so hard to get them used to the camera. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's something we're still working on.
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  Speaker 5: Because they were like, you're a witch.
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  Speaker 3: Wells, no, we are not the witch. We're Producer's fucking
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  Speaker 3: frustrating because the only way we can fix it is
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  Speaker 3: if we bring cameras back then and kind of pre
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  Speaker 3: interview them and show them.
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  Speaker 2: But then we're altering history.
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  Speaker 1: Wit exactly close to But I'm sorry, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: a red camera on a guy that handled the Black plague.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm trying to talk to doctor Fauci who's in
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  Speaker 1: a mustache.
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  Speaker 5: And these guys are not media trained. What they say
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  Speaker 5: will not hold on.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's a video.
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  Speaker 3: So that's a video.
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  Speaker 2: Media seven samuraized, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: That's a video. I forgot to say a little bit
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  Speaker 1: background around me because you're a writer, you said, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a writer. Yeah, I forgot to say I I met
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  Speaker 1: you guys back in the day. I met a couple
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  Speaker 1: of you at church because I used to be a
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  Speaker 1: youth pastor, yes, and now I am not. I am
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  Speaker 1: a deconstructioning Christian.
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  Speaker 5: So cool to see where you're at in the process,
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  Speaker 5: But where.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at really in the process is learning to love
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  Speaker 1: the people in the other lane that are beeping at me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Hi. I am Denise Ryan. I am a writer here
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  Speaker 3: at Jubilee. My pronouns I don't use or she her.
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  Speaker 3: My current biases is cashiers. I've been trying to be
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  Speaker 3: like a regular at this coffee shop, and they like,
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  Speaker 3: haven't picked up on my order. I keep going in.
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  Speaker 3: I order the same thing a couple times a week.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I change it, but I've yet to get that
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  Speaker 3: treatment that's like, hey, here you are, here's your your
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  Speaker 3: your your drip with a yeah. They haven't gotten to
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  Speaker 3: it yet, so I'm feeling a little biased about.
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  Speaker 5: That, and we're going to make a video just to
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  Speaker 5: figure that one out.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're going to figure that out.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes our videos are just questions that we need answers to,
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  Speaker 2: kind of for ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: That we're just trying to figure out. And can I
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  Speaker 3: say a stereotype that's been exciting me recently? Okay, Danish
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  Speaker 3: people smoke a lot of cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: That is so exciting and the way we probably judge
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  Speaker 1: them every second of the day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's really exciting.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let me tell you something. You are one
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  Speaker 1: of the wisest on our team.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's all those degrees.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I like, I've you have. I
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  Speaker 3: have twelve master's degrees. I studied one in communication.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, you know how hard it is to get a
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  Speaker 1: master's agree in communication?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got I got communication, I got history, I
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  Speaker 3: got medical stuff. It's like a whole boring thing, boring thing.
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  Speaker 3: I have a master's of medical stuff. My thesis was
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  Speaker 3: on the Stanford prison experiment. And so i've.
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  Speaker 5: I said it was good.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I said it was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: We got her and we've been slowly trying to work
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  Speaker 4: our way to recreate the Stanford prison experiment. We're so
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  Speaker 4: excited for The videos are just we're towing the line
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  Speaker 4: every time to get to the standard.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, if Disney is redoing Beauty and the Beast,
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  Speaker 1: we should redo literally exactly literally.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, why are we not just rebooting something?
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  Speaker 2: We need to live the live action version of the
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  Speaker 2: Stanford prison experience.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're in the space of reboots and we're cultivating that.
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  Speaker 1: That's a big thing tank in our office next to
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  Speaker 1: the Times.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're super excited. We all have like different lanes.
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  Speaker 3: Uh sometimes I handle a lot of the like women questions,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of the gay questions. And I've been here
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  Speaker 3: for like five years, and honestly my house is so
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  Speaker 3: much bigger than it used to be. Very very excited.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing another wing, another wing, another way from my daughter.
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  Speaker 2: It's just so love how our job makes this unbearable
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  Speaker 2: dinner parties and successful on the internet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are always so interested when I start talking,
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  Speaker 4: but it seems to lose interest really quick, Like the beginnings.
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  Speaker 3: Of our sentences are awesome.
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  Speaker 4: And then oh yeah, so hi guys, I'm Mickey Chase mcgoverned, I, Dylan,
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  Speaker 4: Dan Denis and Nicky ny I kind of sorry my
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  Speaker 4: pronouns I don't use or she her, they them, And
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  Speaker 4: my bias today, unfortunately is Mormons.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't get it. Why why, why, why?
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  Speaker 3: But why do you do that?
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  Speaker 4: So I I came up with an idea in my
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  Speaker 4: car on the drive over, twenty six Mormons versus one
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  Speaker 4: atheist and we'll.
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  Speaker 1: Get like one of the main by twenty six.
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  Speaker 4: Because I feel like that's a great number because like
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  Speaker 4: then you can have like that perfect thirteen on one
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  Speaker 4: side thirteen on another, which I'm always like looking.
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  Speaker 2: For that sure, but if I could poke a hole
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  Speaker 2: in that is okay, you already have twenty six verses one,
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  Speaker 2: So why do you have thirteen and thirteen? Like you're
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  Speaker 2: making divisions within divisions.
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  Speaker 4: Well, like that's the point though, because like Mormons hate math,
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  Speaker 4: so like I'm gonna do that and I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: prove them wrong once and for all by using math,
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  Speaker 4: by using math. So yeah, and there's you guys tell
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  Speaker 4: from that. I'm kind of the moral guy. I do
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  Speaker 4: like a lot of the big moral questions we're dealing
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  Speaker 4: with religion, we're dealing with politics. We're dealing with law over.
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  Speaker 5: My section of the woods, if you will.
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  Speaker 4: It's a lot of fun round circles, village and the
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  Speaker 4: big debates, but we always try to keep a neutral place.
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  Speaker 4: We will have like a really great video that does
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  Speaker 4: really really well on the internet of like the most
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  Speaker 4: liberal person versus eighteen morons who believe in crazy stuff,
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  Speaker 4: and then we'll turn around and do the worst conservative
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  Speaker 4: person you've ever met in your life debating twelve college
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  Speaker 4: kids that are just trying their best to make him
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  Speaker 4: care about other people.
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  Speaker 5: And we don't take a stand. That's no, we don't take.
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  Speaker 3: A stand, and we never take a stand. You don't
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  Speaker 3: want to take a stand. You take a standand we're
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  Speaker 3: holding up a mirror to you, anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: If you clicked, you take a stand, yea, every.
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  Speaker 5: One of our videos, it happens in real life.
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  Speaker 2: This is exactly how life is.
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  Speaker 3: These are the things that are happening every day. Here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing, like, we're guessing who's black, We're guessing who's gay. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: we every day. And if you're not, if you think
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  Speaker 3: you're not doing that, you're lying.
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  Speaker 1: You're lying honestly, And I'm sorry, but you know I
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  Speaker 1: really love. I like listen, like I love I love shows, right,
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  Speaker 1: and actors, and I love content that's like, oh I
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  Speaker 1: like watching you know, really loved the Leftovers, that was right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: But that I don't know. There's something I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I trust any type of escapism. No, sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because inherently I feel as if we're lying and we're
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  Speaker 1: running away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because when what are these actors and what are
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  Speaker 3: these characters that they're playing? Is that a lie? Why
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  Speaker 3: not reduce themselves to what they are?
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  Speaker 5: Literally?
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  Speaker 3: Right, woman, Christian cop, Like these are the things that
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  Speaker 3: we are.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's let's talk about the categories, because we are.
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  Speaker 2: We're kind of the avengers of social issues, right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So you obviously do moral stuff you do women, and
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  Speaker 2: I do love in sex.
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  Speaker 1: I do got yeah, yes, yeah, so much crossover. I
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  Speaker 1: don't do religion. I do not do that. I do
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  Speaker 1: like truly, Like we're talking like it's you in a
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  Speaker 1: room alone. Is there a voice there?
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  Speaker 4: It's like that's like every day you're trying to pitch
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  Speaker 4: the same video fourteen Catholics versus one God, and I
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  Speaker 4: just keep on telling you there's he's not.
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  Speaker 5: Going to show up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not gonna I'm like, this sounds like a monastery,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, that is not a video, just.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, And I'm in the digital age.
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  Speaker 1: We should be putting a monastery online. Okay, listen, I'll
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  Speaker 1: put that on ice for now because I know that's
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  Speaker 1: a literal crusade. But yeah, I believe to be a
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  Speaker 1: human and to be a millennial or a gen z
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  Speaker 1: is to be a crusader. Yeah, exactly, Yes, what are
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  Speaker 1: you crusading?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you can see videos. We got nine fugly guys
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  Speaker 2: and nine beautiful women, and we see if any of
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  Speaker 2: them have anything in common.
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  Speaker 4: That was mine and that was so interesting that they
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  Speaker 4: ended up having a lot in common.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were both. They were all paid twenty dollars
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  Speaker 2: for the day, whole video.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Oh, I can't really afford lunch.
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  Speaker 2: Guys.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's happening to me right now? Yes, what's
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  Speaker 1: happening to me right now, which I think is happening
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  Speaker 1: for everyone usually happens. This is what we do is
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  Speaker 1: a little peak behind the curtain. I'm getting annoyed with myself,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm going to take three deep.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's all do that.
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  Speaker 1: Because sometimes we are budding and we are asking so
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  Speaker 1: many questions that I actually feel like nothing is being said.
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  Speaker 5: Hard questions are asked.
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  Speaker 1: So we're going to take three deep breaths Juba Lee.
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  Speaker 4: One secret cats really hard to breathe in on Lee
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  Speaker 4: three deep breaths.
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  Speaker 2: It really helps our writer's room to end on our
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  Speaker 2: breath in. Because it.
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  Speaker 1: Is an idea, we should talk.
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  Speaker 2: About the process how a video starts from idea and
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  Speaker 2: becomes such a writer's room.
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  Speaker 5: Let's talk about the first one. We do it laser tag,
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  Speaker 5: laser tag.
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  Speaker 2: We get in there and we shoot each other, and
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  Speaker 2: whoever loses first doesn't get their idea made, and whoever
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  Speaker 2: wins the round gets their idea made.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll say what I've really loved that I think, Nikki,
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  Speaker 1: you implemented I don't really remember, Mickey, correct me if
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  Speaker 1: I'm wrong. That we can't open our computers without seeing
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  Speaker 1: everybody else's, like we can see each other's death.
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  Speaker 3: Our office is in what a pretty traditionally structured panopticon,
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  Speaker 3: so we can see everyone. We are constantly being watched,
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  Speaker 3: and we are watching others so.
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  Speaker 2: That we.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I literally can't I can't tell what people
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: know and what people don't know.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: You barely have to describe it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: You barely have to describe it. But it's a big circle.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone's looking at each other. Yes, we cannot hide from ourselves.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: We cannot hide from our stereotypes. We cannot hide from
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: the categories that we fall into. So sometimes like we
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: also clock in to certain categories someday, like you, some
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: days people will clock in and they'll go clocking in, white,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: clocking in, gay, clocking in.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: When I I had a great week where clocked in
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: for uh uh fast speed dating. Yeah, I can't even
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: remember what it's called. I clocked into for speed dating.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: And I was asking really hard moral questions to them
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: for speed dating. You was amazing. I was like, so,
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: what would you do if your partner was sick and
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: you had to make a choice to save them or
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: to donate their organs to save another kid?
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: And that's when I have to come in and go, hey,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: this is too surely problem for me, right, Okay, we
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: are doing, we are doing. You know, uh, drink the
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: soda if you think you'd want to have sex with
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: his ass, you know.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: But that video idea, here's the thing. That video idea
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: makes me inherently bad mad that that video idea makes
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: me inherently mad, which makes me want to get back
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: in the laser tag ring and shoot your idea. Sure,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like, bring your idea to the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: table and if that gets you frustration, shoot it down.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Literally shoot it down.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: That's just the one problem I will say is that
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: your idea is always winning because you're so good at
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: laser tag.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: You know, like barely.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Suspicials that you instigated the laser tag you've pushed. Yeah,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I just think that's interesting.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Look, so I'm part of a league and I've invited
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: you guys to come. I'm part of the league and
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: it is the most fun. I'd love you guys to
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: come because I'm currently only adults in it, and so
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: it would be really nice to have other people that
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I can drink with after. But it's it's so fun,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: and I'm just you know, I'm I'm open for other
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: ideas if you guys have other ideas of how we
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: pick ideas, Let's do a laser tag and whoever wins
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: gets to pick the next thing.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, there we go again, So suddenly.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: We're we're gonna win laser tag almost every time.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, then then we'll do what you guys want
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: to do. I don't really care. My ideas work. So
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: that's the thing is that my ideas work.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, why don't we move on to the next part
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: taking an idea and making it into a video?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: And that's we're yes.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: And so this is the poctacon we're kind of taking
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: like because sometimes ideas are very clear.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: You have the title of the video.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Well, and this is where people don't know this.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: We use a lot of scale models and mannequins.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So we have a we have a proto type.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Room and we and I guess we've got little miniatures
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: of every credence of person you could imagine.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: We have a verifiable Noah's Arc in the basement of our.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you the furry section is amazing.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: And I'll also tell you the guy that organizes those
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: is a weird.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Always about his curiosities.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: You try to grab some and he goes, well, they
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: can't sit next to each other.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: He's also racist. That's like horrible, it's it's it's rough,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: it's rough.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But boy can he carve.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: He can carve like crazy. And sometimes the idea will
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: be clear, but sometimes it'll just be a fraction of
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: a fraction of a fraction idea.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: So we say, no, let's go to the basement. Let's
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: take out the care the figurines, and let's see if
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: we have a video.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Let's roll the dice and let's roll these figurines and
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: see if they line up into something with this word
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: you belie war game.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: So we get out the.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: We have a lot of rulers. What you do is
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: you roll for the miniature. You kind of give them
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: stats and once you have the stats of the person,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: that's when you can start exploring what they're gonna be doing.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and here's the thing, like you you hear laser tag.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: You hear we're playing with dolls and we're rolling for things.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: That's work, guys. It's work, guys. That's hard work. Because
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I'll say we're working really hard, but I will I
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: don't know. I really love our outreach department. Who does
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: because we need to work with figurines because of the
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: amount of talent we're bringing in. Amazing, amazing, But that's
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. Every video is at least twenty people.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Incredible, and I was asking the talent department the other
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: day how they figure out who they're going to bring in,
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: And they said, they go around and they survey people
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: and they say, who's somebody you know who hasn't changed
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: since middle school?
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: And they bring them in and that's and that's how
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: we get our people.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's increasing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: All those Facebook friends you see and you go, they
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: just don't seem to change.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Truly, life throws at them.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: They're gonna be going to stay the same. I think
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: they also go through instams and see anybody who has
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: in their bio I like song lyrics.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they go for people who are like and anywhere
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: that they've traveled, like a flag to hear like that's
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: exactly what they like.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I think we had like an auto search on anyone
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: who used the caption ye and I can't stress this
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: at enough haul. Yeah, anyone who did that caption which
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: immediately offered an email and.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Offered an email, and they are offered an email because
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: we send him.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: We send him a page and the page says can
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: we offer you an email? Except that we will send
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: the email.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: And that's also a good list.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Anybody's responding to an email that says, can we send
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: you an email with yes, you are in.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: So we've partnered with a lot of scam callers, so
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: people who call from unknown numbers. Uh, people who call
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: who show up as scam likely. If you pick up
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: that call, congratulations, you're offered an email.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: You're you're offered an email. I love Jesse, our scouty
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: stands permanently at the target in the target jewelry section. Yes, yeah,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and if you're buying jewelry over there, because I do
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: that a lot for my hot ass fucking wife. Sometimes
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: you'll see Jesse standing there and she's a scout and
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: she'll see.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: She's got the paperwork to just get you right into
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: the studio.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Right paperwork to offer you an email.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: People.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I love coming in. People really love coming in. They
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: don't fully understand what they're doing or how much they're
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: gonna getaid until they get there, but they really appreciate
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I think walking away with learning.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Like come on and have a bag of chips, chips,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: like exactly.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's such a fun, inclusive environment. We
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: have a bag of chips and they can have as
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: many as they want.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Of the of the chips from the.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: Zapps zaps expensive, they're expensive.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: They're imported from New Orleans. Yes, the bodega that we
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: buy them from tells us that it's really really really
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: cool and it's amazing and I and I would say
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of relationships blossom from there.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm having a video idea.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: What's going on? Oh my god, feel.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: It out, feel it out, feel it out.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Emerge to bisexual people, guess your weight by what you're wearing.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: It's just it's just convoluted.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: It's just it's just because I know, like a real video.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Things about bisexuals, and they're not aligning with those two things.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need you to to stick to the stereotype.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, that would be again, I'm just trying to push
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: your boundaries and I'm going.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: To put poke hole in this too. I'm so sorry.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: But two is a terrible number because that means that
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a standoff.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: If there's a disagreement. We need odds, we need three.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Three, five.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: So you're saying three, and back in the day.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Say three, I'm saying three.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: And if we say ideation, this is what happens.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: You get a vision, you get an idea and then
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: you poke holes and then we picks not stereotypical enough.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: But we stopped doing enough. We stopped one on one.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: We stopped one on one a long time ago. That
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: was pre nine to eleven, because.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: One on one then it's like there's news. Then it's
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: like somebody has a bunch of conflicting things that exist
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: within their soul and exist within their inner life. And two,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: but if it's three, then it's a rule.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And when it was one on one back in the day,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: we had to hire that wrath and he was just greasy.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Right, and I also want.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: To hear the raf like he had like decide who
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: wins if they're at a draw, and.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: That just too many of the bag of chip kept
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: inviting me to trade shows on the weekend.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: That he started getting like a following from yeah from Jubilee.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, now he has Now he has his own
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: branded machete that he sells.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: It's so weird.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Now I feel bad for people at foot locker. People
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: are going up to them going, are you a ref
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: at Jubilee? Yeah, And it's like, why can't we stop
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the stereotype that stripes mean ref?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm getting you.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: That's a video.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Thirteen referees, one secret foot locker employee.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I would watch that. So you guys like that one?
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: So you guys like that one?
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I want to I because you mad bro, You mad bro,
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: you mad bro.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about bisexuals and weights. And if
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I'm asking questions, I'm not clicking.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I know what.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: That is to go back because we were done with yours.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: But I'll come back. What are we doing? We're looking
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: at their shirts. They're wearing an extra large. Oh they're
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: two hundred pounds. What is this shirt?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: It's just interesting?
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: No, okay, go to the cut with that ship.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go to the fucking cut. I just think it's interesting.
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: And I've tried. I've tried. You guys know this.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Every week I apply to be on the cut.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: You know what's brutal about the cut. What's brutal about
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: the cut is they never tell you know, they just
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: go that sounds amazing, We will call you.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It's so mean.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Don't get from the cut?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Is you said that we clearly didn't like it, and
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: then we talked about it disliking something. What's wrong with
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: saying I dislike that?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with saying I know what you look like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: I know what you act like. I'm going to say
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: something about it to your face.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: ACTU believe being an external processor is technically a diversity
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: higher you have to process externally.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Literally, this is the process.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, videos go. You can say a video and
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: it's made. We're gonna make that next week. Reference, you
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: can say a video and it's shot down. I mean,
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I still remember when you guys shot down thirteen young
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: girls under the veil of ignorance decide what life they're
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: gonna live.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: And I'm sorry that was important.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: That was really important.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Ford shut that one down.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: You shot that one down.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: That sounds boss.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do it? So I'm thinking thirteen thirteen.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Years, we're gonna do eighteen for thirteen. You put them
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: under the veil eighteen year olds for thirteen.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna do eighteen deals for thirteen. Easy, I'm
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: fin You put them under the veil of ignorance. You
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: put them under a condition where they don't know what
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: life they're going to be born into, and they have
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: to choose what they're gonna choose. So you get to
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: see if people will actually live in the dredge.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Hold on, this is divergent, idiot, No, No, it's not diversent.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't just read divergent. I didn't just read it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I swear to god.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't just Rea stop pitching. Other girls would be
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: choosing as an emotion. This is divergent. I read weirdly.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: H they're making these books that's one page divergent, one
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: type page run because they're so similar.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: And that's cool.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: That was really fun. I mean that was a We
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: all have videos that we champion, right, and we still
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: champion and stuff.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: That's I'm really pushing. If you show us a veil
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: that will show up on camera, great, Yeah. The problems
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: can't find the veils are just so hard to.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: One that I'm really passionate about that. I'm I'm really
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: passionate about it because I want to dedicate it to
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: my wife if we make it, I want to get
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: a bunch of women and young girls in a room
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and those and the day those girls start their period
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: and the day those older women start mental pause, Oh
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: my god, but it's you're the dialogue. I know it's
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: hard scheduling.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: It's a hard scheduling.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: I just don't even know how schedule that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Because casting it the way that they have all of
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: these girls, eleven year old girls on on call and
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: these older women.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: It's one of the worst things we've Those older.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Women have hormones and they're like, I think it's gonna
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: stop now.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Listen. We've been talking to or ring. They're not interested.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: They want to. I asked if they could help. They
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: said they don't want to.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: And you know who wants a foot in the game,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Liquid Death. Sorry, you have no space here. Yeah, this
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: is liquid You're not just for you the diog Liquid Death.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You're not going to be supporting a video about Vinchil cycles.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I know you guys like to be edgy water, but
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: this is.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Not the one.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: This is not even We're like, this is not good.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: That a couple of good pictures for Liquid Death spor
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: tons of Yeah, yeah, I liked half of these bisexual
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: people like a sparkling water. Half of these bisexual people
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: like straight tapwater. And the the amount of outreach we
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: did do to offer emails to find straight gay people
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: that liked tap water, it's hard. Sorry, that took me
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: a while to get that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: No, I have eight rockers drink tequila once secretly drinking water.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: That's really fun. That was fun, like a mole situation,
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: like a mole situation.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, well oh no, I mean I
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: love that. I had nine sober people and one who's
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: about to be and you guess.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Who, and you guess who? What's hey? Hey, Denise, Denise,
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: what's going on? My daughter moved out?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Oh stop? Wasn't that episode fun? But don't you wish
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: those people would just drop the voices, be themselves and
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: have a spelling bee?
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Well, have we got news for you?
• 29:54
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  Speaker 4: get exclusive backstage content, exclusive post shows where we just
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: frick around. And this season we've got an Oscar draft. Yeah,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: we're going head to head and choosing who wins the Oscars.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: See the airly good bye, oh bye bye bye.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: No, Darcy, Darcy moved out?
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Why did she move out?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: She's sick of my shit? She said. She said she
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: wanted to go to this stupid dance Sadie Hawkins, and
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I said.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: You're still doing that?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: So she was boys ass girls and she didn't like that.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: She didn't like that response, and so she's she's so
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: sorry friend.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: For the.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, she was.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Doing it with those affirmation boards you put in the kitchen.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I know, no, I I I said you you are
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: a girl, you are seventeen, you are a daughter of me.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: You know things that would be very inspiring to.
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: So inspiring those three things.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I wish my mother looked at me and said you
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: are my son. Yeah, yes, yes, that's something out let.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Let it emerge from you.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Adopted people and non adopted people. Okay, yes, finally talk.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: They fly talk.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: That's good. That's really good.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Really good talking talking. They're not talking about it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: That's it's so sad that the divergence between adopted people
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: and non adopted peoples. So it's just a great book.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: It's just especially when you're mixing Ma's Runner right to
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: mixing it that it's hard to relate mixed up a book.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: It's hard to relate to that extra mix them two
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: books is you don't do a suicide and young adult books?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Yes, you do it?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: That you guys are missing out. I'm telling you.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Books and other page I did it with to Kill
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: a Mockingbird and Shane it was amazing. Yeah, you cannot
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: follow a single fucking dan.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I love.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Should we talk about our yearly trip? Oh yeah, yes,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: here our big eye up top.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Mister Jubilee, Doctor Jubilee, Doctor Jubilee.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: We never see his face, but we hear his voice.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: We hear his voice sounds a little bit like George Costanza.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Let's I'll do our best.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Doctor Julie, really quick, go down the line. And that's
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: so much like George exactly.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: That's that's what George sounds like to me.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yah, go ahead, Okay, here's doctor ju Guys, are daughter
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: moved out?
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I think if George's daughter moved out, he'd sound like that.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Listen to me. You video has displeased me.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: It's literally George.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Literally I got one thumbnail looked too normal.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: It's always like bad Seinfelt.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it error error error.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Delete video delete video to normal.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I don't. Maybe I'm just figuring this out. Maybe he
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't sound like George. Stands up, but maybe he's watching Seinfelt.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: He's watching Seinfeldt in the background. That's what it is.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Wait, I don't know. Let's play some of I got
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: some voicemail, I got some voice memo notes on our
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: last video.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's I don't know.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Are you sure, let's listen. Let's listen. In the women
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: should be lined up from shortest to tallest.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Make what a puffy shirt?
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Those are the notes back to my TV time Hello,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: So that one.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: It was clear to me. And it's kind of a
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: best of clip clip show.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I love clip shows. But I'll say, mister Jubilee, Doctor
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Jubilee will pick a like a random tropical usually tropical destination,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and we go for a week and a half paid,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: and boy, boy, are my feet tired?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Are tired from running?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: It's it's like walking to the people.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: He sends after us.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Hither is what he calls them. It is so fun.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: His cronies hither and thither and they thither.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: They're awesome.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: It's really fun. He creates all of these like sort
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: of awesome challenges for us. Sometimes they're physical, sometimes they're mental.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Sometimes will be trapped in these sort of bear traps
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: we have to get out. Yeah, it really like tests
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: our mental agility.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes emotional testing. So crazy, your father in a
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: cage yeah, you're wearing you get what's going on? How'd
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: you get it? It's wild because I don't always remember
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: the weekend.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I come back and I have literally
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: thousands of ideas.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: So too many questions.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Do you remember? I have a flash of a memory
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: of us at a strip club, and my notes from
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: it are.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Big written, big, big letters.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Big letters, and I was writing big letters, and I
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: must have been thinking of some ideas.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I don't remember at all. What were some of the
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: ideas that you got from that trip that It.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Was hard to read them all because they're written so large.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: But it was a lot of like.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's where you got, uh, fourteen purebred dogs versus
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: one straight dog.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, I looked in the eyes of a stripper and
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I got the idea.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: It was so fun that the purebreads had to guess
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: which one was the straight.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And it was cute the way they pawed.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It was nice. We could all learn something from them.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But at the end of the day, that made
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: me uncomfortable because that's animal content. Yeah, that is not
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: human conversation.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: That the animal planet.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: But that's why I love these these vacations we go
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: on because it's.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Just like it gets us out of our It opens
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: up something so right, carnal and so innate in every
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: one of us.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: It pours out with.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: These big uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable because if you're watching Jubilee
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: and you feel comfortable, you're watching it wrong.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You're watching it wrong. This is not for passive listening.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: This is for being on the edge of your seat.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I would say, Also, what something that helps on the
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: trip is the potion we take?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Take it.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, we don't know what it is, but it's green.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: It tastes like fire, and you are filled with the
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: energy that you could lift a car. Yes, I remember flashing,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: because I never remember the flight to the tropical location
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: or the flight home.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: No, I never remembered it sup in my bed.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: And then I'm somewhere else. I woke up on a
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: zip line, and I remember the potion. I saw a
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: monkey above me and he cut the line. But the
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: potion imbued me with the strength to uh see the
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: world in slow motion, and so I was able to
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: bounce from tree top to tree top to.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Tree because you were seeing because I was seeing it motion.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: So it was like I could see all math, all time,
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: all everything, in front of me. And then when I
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: landed on the ocean, I came up with the idea
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: for five men, which of them sounds the most gay?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Rank has been one of our highest one of the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the discussions on that insane.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I remember taking the potion and I ship you not
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: looked in the mirror. I was a seventy five year
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: old Dominican woman. Yes, it was amazing. And what were
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: the videos that I came up with? This incredible video?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Twenty five single guys, one married girl. Will she cheat?
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: That is number two?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Told you that the Dominican woman said, this is going
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: to work very well.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I like when the potion apparitions hold your hands.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I've been trying to do a video of seven potion apparitions.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: One non.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: The rap for the rap, for the rap.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: That's one for the rap. That's one for the rap man.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: One day we will rap.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: One day we will rap.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: One day We're gonna rap.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: We will we have we will.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Have asked every question and put every situation possible.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Every day at the end of work day, we asked,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: mister Jubilee, we go into the chamber, and uh, those
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: of us who is the most holy, will go into
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: the chamber and we will ask mister Jubilee, is our
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: work finished yet? And we will get a yes.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Or a no.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: And again, I'm just really biased against Mormons. I don't
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: get it. Wanted to upga because.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Kind of like.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Think we've been talking for a little bit. Now, does
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: anyone want to talk about how their bias have changed?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Check in? Yeah?
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still frustrated at the guy that honked at
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: me this morning.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Well, is there a video that would help you get
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: to the bottom of that feeling?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe if we get a bunch of people who honk
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: a lotos.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Versus non honkers.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what happens, it would do well.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Videos wassn honkers?
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I love Our videos are titled forward, so that's going
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: to be title.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: If you're watching more than five minutes of the video,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: you're doing it wrong.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do have a current bias that's
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: kind of bubbling up. It's against people that walk into
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: a coffee shop and stop right at the entrance to
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: look at the menu instead of getting closer to the counter.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Lots of coffee shops.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a lot for me. This is cool right,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: by the way, I'm just taking some of your chair.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. It's cool because you asked that's
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: a video, that's a video. That's a video.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: That's a video that actually would have been great for
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: the video we just dropped, which was consent.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, question mark and and that I will say. I
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: love that we started using emojis in our titles.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're not taking a stand.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: That guy with his hands up, we put him everywhere.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: He's asking.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: He's just, you know, bi romantic.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Look. Is it hard to search unless you have a
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: very specific type of MacBook?
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Yes, and that's what we like.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: We like.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: But I'm loving these ojis. I loved when we did
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: eggplant or like small little Carrot and we put a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: bunch of guys.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's just.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Like let your brain go.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: That was really good.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a bias recently against daughters, so I'm
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: thinking we could do something with like, uh, ten daughters.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: One of them is a bitch and you have to guess.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Who wait, and who is the you?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to guess.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Like are the daughters guessing?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Who's a rare video where we don't actually reveal the which,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: so that's you.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: You need to decide you think you need to.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Have some potion for that idea, because I think that
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: idea is close, but it's not there yet.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're not in Puerto Rico, but I know
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: I be careful.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: But I think you're going through it, and I think
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: you should have some potion.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, she.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Went wicked.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Sometimes with the green bushon.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Now she's trying to go wicked again but can't hit it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: She naturally went wicked, and now she's.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: She's trying to do the cynthiavo one, but she doesn't
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: quite remember.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Ittel one's starting.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: A little jersey boys.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: I'll saw her.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Ten biosexuals.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Of Christ.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It is right, that's it.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Come back.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Smell sau smelling salts. It's just liquid.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: I be she's a witch. Get her?
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, you're back, you're back. Where did I go?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You went to wicked, you went to an idea, you went.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: All You've had one of the best ideas I've ever heard,
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: that ever heard. Ten bisexuals. One question, which one is right?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: What did you see? I saw?
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I saw a man. He was one of those little
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: delivery robots who's on wheels and he gives postmates. But
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: you weren't there. You could tell he had the spirit
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: of a man. He reached out his call and he said,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: come with me, and then we went. We went to
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: one of those adult trampoline rooms.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Which we love to go to.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, what happens, and we jumped and we jumped and
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: we jumped, and I said, I'm tired. And then he said,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: take my hand. I have an idea.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You killed it. And then I woke up. Yes, that
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: was it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: That was Oh my god, you guys, I feel amazing.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I really wish I could take more potion.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Every day, he said, your soul. Every time I'd be like, I.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Could save the world.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: No zone, let's go about so much.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: It's so it's a paradox because if you always take
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: ten percent, you'll never run out be a little bit.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You know what's fun. It's it's a yearly thing we
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: do and uh, it's it's always we do kind of
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: a farewell party, uh for people who have been in
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: the company ten years when they give away their soul.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: When they finally give away enough of their soul that
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: we do a goodbye.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: We celebrate their life as if they they're dead, because
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: their soul is gone.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: And by the time the party is thrown, they don't
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: know what's happening to them, So it's kind of a
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: it's a it's a little bit of a bummer, but
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: you can tell that they are happy inside.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And we get to say we have nothing bunt cakes
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: and I love them.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh you're so good.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I love those bunch cakes.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: How do they make them small? Like that?
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Right? How do they make that? These are the kind
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: of things I wonder, how are they?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: But honestly, I ain't never seen a cake that s
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: made bigger usually.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: No, can we talk about some of these celebrit berties
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: that are coming in soon? Yeah, really quick, because as
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: we know, we love taking people that are viral on
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: the internet or studio celebrities, putting them in a room
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: and figuring out what video we can make with them.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, about I'm excited that we're finally like
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: branching out into like a little bit higher of a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: caliber of celebrity because like it's been like, I don't know,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: we had the de Vinkie twins in for like a
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: month straight.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: It was at a certain time. They just can't take
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: the moral quandaries.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, no, no, they're like they're too.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Good it's so hard.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: It was really mean for us to put them in
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: front of a room of very neoliberals and just talk
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: about the economy and the vinknky.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: So what are you supposed to do on a microeconomic level.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: We had them on that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: We had him in that room where they had to
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: debate twenty five people that had red flags, and I
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: would raise them to try to debate, and then they'd
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: come in and they were like, uh, the economy more
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: like vinky really hard.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: When you flip the camera from vertical to horizontal, really
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: some things.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Some people don't have it. Some people don't have it.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: I will say, I'm really really excited. We're going to
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: be doing a video which is ten of these things
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: are real and ten of these things are imaginary. And
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: our special guest is going to be that woman from
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: the airplane that screamed that motherfucker.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Is not real.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: We finally got.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: We called her and she is not excited to do this.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Trying to move on to be she's trying to move on,
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: but we gave her an offer amount of money. Amount
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: of money that is frankly evil.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: So yeah, it's evil. You have to do it.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: And that's why we pay other people poorly because we
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: pay certain people really well.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love our college student videos and I love
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: that we call them outreach, right, so we can pay
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: people like Vanessa Shay to come in into a video, and.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: We could pay the college kids in college credit. This
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: is technically an internship.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Technically they get one half hour of internship with Yeah,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: every video that they do, it's really incredible.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: It's really awesome. Do you guys ever hang out with
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: the contestants.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: All the time?
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Really, It's like a fun thing that I do is
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: after every shoot, I invite them all out to drinks.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: See.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I stopped doing that after I hung out with that
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: group of Lutherans.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well they were tough. That was a tough day
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: on set.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: They were really tough.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: They were really tough, just big, big tough.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Guys, big twelve Lutherans dig a hole.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It was twelve Lutherans dig a big, big hole.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: How deep?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I got this. I grew up
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: in church. I got this. But I was like, my god,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: these guys are tough.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I've gotten along with a lot of them. I connect
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: with them on a very deep level. I'm part of
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: a trivia group now with a bunch of dom daddies
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: that we had in and it's it's been so fun.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: I think I'm really excited for One of the videos
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: that we're working on right now is we bring Ben
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Shapiro in and make them look really good.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really excited. Well, this is something we have to
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: talk about because Jubilee is pretty prominent in the political
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: space right now. Fortunately or unfortunately it remains to be seen.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: It's been really fun to go politically.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: It's it's never been.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: A more fun time to wait into politics for us.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: For us specifically.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: And I love how many like right leaning and right
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: wing people were bringing in and making them look more center.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: And that's like the fun thing.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: It's like, let's make them look normal, god like at
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: least what if.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: And we're also we're for the Ben Shapiro video, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: his next one. We're physically making him look good. We're
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  Speaker 3: bringing in a trainer, plastic surgeon, makeup ours. We are
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  Speaker 3: yesifying the Ben Shapiro looks hot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeahs a BBL. That's that's good. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Good. Can we do that?
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  Speaker 5: Can we do that?
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  Speaker 1: Can we do well?
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  Speaker 3: We have that panel of plastic surgeons. Maybe we can
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  Speaker 3: bring him in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and they are desperate to be back.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: On camera, trying to hit on those plastic surgeons. I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to get something.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what's funny. You have so much confidence
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  Speaker 2: in the pin opticon and then you walk in and
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  Speaker 2: you start stuttering like a little dope.
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  Speaker 3: It's really hard. It's really hard because once you're faced
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  Speaker 3: with the people and then they're real, it's like something changes.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird.
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  Speaker 5: I will say.
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  Speaker 4: Also, like the political stuff has just been so juicy.
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  Speaker 4: I love this video that we have coming up. Six
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  Speaker 4: people that didn't vote for Kamala Harris debate, debate six
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  Speaker 4: other people that didn't vote for Kamala Harris.
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  Speaker 1: But for other reasons, that dialogue I've never heard before.
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  Speaker 5: Thank god, we're finally having.
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  Speaker 2: People aren't getting mad. I'm getting a lot of comments.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't get everybody, you know we are.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have email addresses. We just have uh like
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: front deska jubilee dot com and we all use it
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  Speaker 2: just for transparentsparency.
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  Speaker 4: So we get all the emails accounts on there, and
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: we cannot figure out how to turn off the YouTube emails.
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  Speaker 5: I just want a new comment.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I just want a talk from a college girl and
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  Speaker 2: deepop on there andfication.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually probably a smart email to use.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's really great. Rachel Maddow keeps emailing us back,
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  Speaker 1: going which one of you is this? I won't respond
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  Speaker 1: until I know there's a human back.
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  Speaker 3: Then depending on who's responding, it's all exactly.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I get some questions sometimes I'm seeing them
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  Speaker 2: and everyone goes, hey, is this bad? Are you? Are
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: you having the wrong type of conversations? Why are you
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: doing this? What's going on? What's wrong with you? And
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: my response is always caught your thinking? You know, that's
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: the point.
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  Speaker 5: We've got your.
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  Speaker 4: Clicking, caught you clicking, caught your clicking, caught.
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  Speaker 1: You subbni, caught a skip and ad oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, another car from Mama mamata. If you're mad, if
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: you're emailing, we've already won.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: So reminds me catcha and tricks you are coming in.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: They're eating hot chips and mean to straight man.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and I like we double block them because they're
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: going to be mean to straight man and then they're
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: going to be mean to a big troop of girl scouts.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly about that way.
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  Speaker 4: And then they debate a bunch of Republicans and I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: really excited for that.
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  Speaker 2: A little day gauntlet, and yeah, that's only a twenty
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: four hour shoot. That's only only twenty four hours. We're
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: gonna have twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 1: Easy, easy chips for a day's absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Should we all go around and say the video we're
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: excited to do next?
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  Speaker 5: Or white Whale maybe, Oh my gosh, should we do them?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, should we do it? Just throw a bunch out.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, let's throw a bunch out. Let's go wrap, let's
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  Speaker 5: go rap.
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  Speaker 1: Got your molkin?
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  Speaker 2: Got you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you got your moleskin.
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  Speaker 3: Take it to your take hosage.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, you did it, Denise. Let's all just have
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: a sip of potion.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Just take a little bit of potion.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's read our moskin. Thank you so much, cheers,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: take a little potion.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, Oh here's some upcoming Jubilee videos.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Seven tiny men try to get into
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: one coat and go on a date with one tiny woman.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: One fuck boy guesses the areola size of ten individuals.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Four different races make five different types of rice.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Six teenage Buddhists versus sixteenage Lutherans play ping pong till
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: one says something powerful.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: One really hot girl thinks she's talking to a guy,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: but she's talking to a girl.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Seventeen homophobes. One of them likes pizza, the rest do not.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: One of them will kiss.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Speed dating cops versus anarchists.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Every single race goes to Disneyland.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Seven horny guys meet hot nurse who puts in catheter.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist. Once and for all, we.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Choose a.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: Rabbi and a Muslim get a drink at a bar.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: The bar is a white sich An old man types
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: on an iPad and a kid types on a typewriter.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Two of these people can only lie, and two of
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: them can tell the truth. Both are bisexual.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Three widows meet their dead husband's corps.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Fourteen World War two POW's debate Mussolini's air.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: All these people have to pee, but who wants to fuck?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Twenty five circus performers reveal how many times their groins
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: slipped out of their outfit during a church.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: A milkman from the fifties has to go to a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: modern day coffee shop and decide what oat milk is.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Which of these zookeepers are coming fake, and which of
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: them are coming for real.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Twelve moms guess which kids are getting straight a's.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Six of these.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Hungry people open a Bible. One has a granola bar.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Six gay teenagers meet doctor Phil.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Seventeen dollars meet seventeen cents.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: Six gay teenagers debate doctor Phil.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Seven of these people are dressed as Nicolache. One is
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: dressed as doctor Phil.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Doctor Phil runs a marathon? Is he gay?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Fourteen Trump supporters find out what they would look like
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: if they were doctor Phil.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Seven Karens talk to seven Karens and a doctor Phil.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Fourteen parents versus one secret child free. One of the
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: children is doctor Phil.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Fourteen straight white men versus fourteen gay white men debate abortion.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: This has been artists answering the question. Now, That's why
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