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Too Hands | Son of a Boy Dad #282 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Son of a Boy Dad podcast today. It is March tenth.
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  Speaker 3: after that interruption. It's March tenth, it's twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: Look at that clock.
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  Speaker 4: What does that? What does that make you think of?
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  Speaker 4: What's the first thing that comes to mind when.
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  Speaker 3: You see a Wizard of Oz?
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  Speaker 4: The fuck is that in Wizard of Oz?
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  Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah, the part, Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 3: I think when they go, when they meet the Oz,
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  Speaker 3: they have like a certain amount of time to talk
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  Speaker 3: to him.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right? I trust you, That's what I first thought.
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  Speaker 4: If that's true, I trust you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's true.
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  Speaker 4: What about you?
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  Speaker 1: Uh a woman's figure?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I was you were on the hunt ow and
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hourglass figure a little perverted? Why just is that's
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  Speaker 3: the first thing you think of when you see a
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  Speaker 3: massive hourglass.
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  Speaker 1: Cute faced, thin waist, big behind.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking Aladdin because Jasmine ja'far when he becomes
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  Speaker 4: a genie puts her in the sand.
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  Speaker 1: Hourglass agarabah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how long is this going to take?
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  Speaker 1: This is an hour and thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Cool.
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  Speaker 3: I guess we'll know when we're done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, time agara Ba? Remember Donnie does Agaraba?
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  Speaker 4: Agarba is not a really place, a real place, is it?
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  Speaker 1: So how did Donnie shoot that Acaba.
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  Speaker 4: Is a real place?
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  Speaker 1: I think no, it was Aguraba.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Acaba is in Jordan and Agriba is from
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  Speaker 4: uh Aladdin Aladdin?
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah it is. I'm just picturing Chef Donnie like
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  Speaker 1: walking or wanton don walking through like cartoon apple stands
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  Speaker 1: as Aladdin steals an apple.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you, dude, there's no fucking hour glass in the
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  Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz. We're not gonna let you get away
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  Speaker 1: with some bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: And I think there's actually one of those like old
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  Speaker 3: scales too.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably what you're thinking of.
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  Speaker 3: I think there's both of these. Both might be in
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  Speaker 3: our glass.
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  Speaker 1: There probably is Wisard of Oz hourglass, SaaS.
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  Speaker 4: When I call him on the phone and he picks
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  Speaker 4: up he tips the sand hour glass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's got thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 3: What did you say, Ron?
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  Speaker 1: Was there an hour glass in the Wizard of Oz?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's what it says, just says no, there wasn't. No,
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  Speaker 3: that's a that's all. I'm surprised they even had an answer.
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  Speaker 4: There was a answered no. And anyone who says that
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  Speaker 4: there is is mistaking film Aladdin? Is that what it's?
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  Speaker 3: It's really there isn't.
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  Speaker 1: Something about doors squashing the annoying bugs? Why didn't Dorothy
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  Speaker 1: flip the hourglass?
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  Speaker 4: How much did that? I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: So maybe there was an hour glass.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have us move on.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and the Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch of
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  Speaker 3: the West, prombably uses an hour glass as a prop
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  Speaker 3: to signify the limited time Dorothy has to fulfill her demands.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, what a crazy problem.
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  Speaker 3: That was the answer that I got when I looked
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 1: And saying symbolism.
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  Speaker 4: SaaS just typed in, am I right now?
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  Speaker 3: I typed in Wizard of Owz outer Glass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've trained your GROC to tell you what
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not on Grock.
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  Speaker 4: What's rock?
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  Speaker 3: It's like Jack GBT, but it's like Elon's version. You
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  Speaker 3: probably have.
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  Speaker 1: It has a list.
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  Speaker 3: You probably got a Grock poster at your house.
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  Speaker 1: It has the autistic list, you got the end, you
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  Speaker 1: got the.
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  Speaker 3: In person Grock.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't have that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a pac Man machine. It's only used for Grock.
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  Speaker 1: He's like one of the smart mirrors for Grock.
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  Speaker 4: I have a poster of Elon at my house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know a poster, but it comes to life
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  Speaker 1: like the Shrek mirror.
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  Speaker 3: Damn wow, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: See how much the one from Aladdin sold for zero?
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  Speaker 3: It said there wasn't either said that one was c
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  Speaker 3: g I, so no one.
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  Speaker 1: Gave that true. I remember Donnie brought that one back
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  Speaker 1: from agroa bah. Really he stole it like Indiana Jones.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was pretty I fucking nailed that. All good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here this week.
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  Speaker 3: Well a pull glad you're here this week too.
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  Speaker 4: Brother.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't miss any any time last week.
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  Speaker 3: You never know. We saw you were out in Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't know if you were coming back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know you were going out there.
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  Speaker 3: No one did. He He was kind of just like
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  Speaker 3: a no.
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  Speaker 1: I talked about it at the basketball tournament.
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  Speaker 4: He flew out Chicago. The only thing he brought with
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  Speaker 4: you didn't check a bag, didn't bring a backpack. He
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  Speaker 4: just brought a giant soup. Ladle sir.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good. It makes me want to be a producer
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  Speaker 1: for reality.
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  Speaker 4: You'd be good, Like what's the guy the last.
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  Speaker 1: The last Samurai? I'd be good the last Samurai.
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  Speaker 3: People were saying it was vintage round.
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  Speaker 4: Andy what's his name? The no no? But from the
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  Speaker 4: like Bravo ship oh Andy Cohen Cohen, you'd be good
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  Speaker 4: as him.
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  Speaker 1: I've always thought that Barstool should just branch out to
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  Speaker 1: pure reality.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I watched some of that stuff with Anaka
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  Speaker 4: Sorenstam and Joey Cole.
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  Speaker 1: Joey Joey Cole cuts.
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  Speaker 4: Joey Dollar, joe He smokes, Yeah, Tommy smokes.
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  Speaker 3: Rantis was telling me earlier that he called Nicky smokes
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  Speaker 3: after to sing his to like praise him.
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  Speaker 4: No, I texted, you're the goat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, let me smell your dick. Yeah, what's your
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  Speaker 1: dick smell?
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  Speaker 3: Like he was when we were in New Brunswick. He
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  Speaker 3: was facetiming in from the green room going.
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  Speaker 4: Smoke, goat. You know. I'll tell you what. I worked
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  Speaker 4: at this company on and off for about seven years.
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  Speaker 3: I've worked on it on for five years, and I have.
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  Speaker 4: Not had a single woman at this company approach me
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  Speaker 4: with romantic overtures. Nicki Smokes is batting them off like
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  Speaker 4: it's mosquito season in Maine.
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  Speaker 3: Different culture in Chicago.
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  Speaker 4: What is going on? I feel like that guy's retarded
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  Speaker 4: and I'm, you know, out here living my best life.
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  Speaker 4: What am I doing wrong?
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  Speaker 1: It's because you're dressing for the male gaze, not the
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  Speaker 1: female gaze.
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  Speaker 4: I'm dressing dressing for a wife.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say anything about what Nikki Smoke said
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  Speaker 3: except for the U textative and you said you were like,
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  Speaker 3: you were like, you're you're fucking all these people in Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know there were how many people, And
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  Speaker 3: she like, would you say I didn't. I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: there were like more than five girls I.
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  Speaker 4: Thought there there's six. He goes there's six, and I've
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  Speaker 4: been three of them. I didn't even know there were
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  Speaker 4: like more than I thought there were five women working.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so when she said half the office, she was
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  Speaker 1: talking math. She wasn't like, there's no high berbole. It
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  Speaker 1: was exactly that half.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: God, yeah, you think that he just you think he
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  Speaker 1: was just like you think he would fuck a guy
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  Speaker 1: out there, probably just to get his stats up.
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  Speaker 4: Dude. Clearly he is just one of those people who
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  Speaker 4: women like, Yeah, you can't really explain it. You know,
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  Speaker 4: he's just got it. He's got whatever it is. I
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  Speaker 4: don't I'm not going to fight it. All all power
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  Speaker 4: to him.
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  Speaker 3: This before or after his transformation before before all before
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  Speaker 3: it's just pre transformation.
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  Speaker 1: So they might not love his transformation.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I need to do a reverse transformation.
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  Speaker 3: You might have to.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I need to cut my penis off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, or just remove follicles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, ball, put on some weight, start going to under
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  Speaker 4: nineteen night clubs like his typical tuesdays.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, the fact that there's three out of six means
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  Speaker 1: that you can basically like know who who it is.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'm not involved in this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anything.
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  Speaker 1: Because Kate's one of them. Kate, Kate's one of the
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  Speaker 1: women out there. Yeah, remove her?
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  Speaker 4: What if? What if? When Kate's second baby came out,
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  Speaker 4: it was just like wearing shitty sunglasses and.
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  Speaker 1: Chest hair Duncan Robinson full chest hair. Fuck man, I
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  Speaker 1: do have such like a soft spot for NICKI smokes too.
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  Speaker 4: Me Do I love that guy? I really do like him.
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  Speaker 4: He just entertains me.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, there's different types of entertainment. Everybody can't
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  Speaker 1: be like a joke teller, you know, the same reason
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  Speaker 1: that Dave loves to hire like a bumbling guy or
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  Speaker 1: a fat guy, Like we should also be hiring like
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  Speaker 1: some sexual deviance who can't keep their penis tucked.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for what, for what it's worth. That is a
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  Speaker 4: guy that I did not think was gonna pan out,
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  Speaker 4: and he has found his niche at barstool, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But they're gonna have to hire more women for him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because they're running out of smokes. Happy is dry?
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Throw some steaks to the line.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, You're not wrong, And he's not going
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: to be a vegetarian anytime.
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  Speaker 3: Soon people's contracts might end because they'll be like, well,
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  Speaker 3: you already fucked Smokes. I need you here anymore.
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  Speaker 1: You can't unlight that match. You can't unfucked smokes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: unless you can find a way to unfuck smokes.
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  Speaker 3: His smokes is looking for new new girls.
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  Speaker 4: New territory, playing a game of risk.
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  Speaker 1: It's like feeding mice to a snake. Yeah, like you
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  Speaker 1: need to put more mice in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll probably start bringing in some like you know,
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  Speaker 3: some like some girls who are like almost old. Some
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  Speaker 3: some girls who are looking to go to a contender.
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  Speaker 1: Who have like they made their bones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they they just wanted to want one more shot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they want one more.
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  Speaker 1: Like Al Horford. Yeah, like Grady Jarrett.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, he's very he's very low key. I think
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  Speaker 4: that's something that women really love.
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  Speaker 1: He's got big hands, I'll tell you that much. He
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  Speaker 1: was like like big meaty hands, Like if you dap
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  Speaker 1: him up, it's like, so I can only imagine that
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  Speaker 1: he he must.
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  Speaker 4: Got a hog. Yeah, he got a big old hog.
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  Speaker 1: You think he lays it down probably?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the contours of his body would not have led
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  Speaker 4: me to believe he had a hog.
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  Speaker 1: Should we should we text him and ask.
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  Speaker 3: Him send to ask I just know how to use it.
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  Speaker 1: Should be motion of the ocean.
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  Speaker 4: And tell him to put something of reference, like a
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  Speaker 4: snack sized bag of peanut Eminem's next to it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking, do you have a hog?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: He could be.
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  Speaker 3: I could see it be in a situation where it's
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  Speaker 3: just four inches, but he knows how to use it
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  Speaker 3: and make it feel like six.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, or like or like he'll go down on the
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  Speaker 4: girl for like forty five minutes and they'll be like,
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  Speaker 4: come up, I want to have.
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  Speaker 3: Sex and be like shut up. Yeah, Like I'm not done.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not done eating. I'm still hungry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a snorkel like plugged into his nose.
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  Speaker 3: I just broke my fast for you.
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  Speaker 1: She's like my baby's ramadan okay, delivered no, no response
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  Speaker 1: within one minute, because you know he sees that.
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  Speaker 3: It was like brah, like he's asking me five. The
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  Speaker 3: ship's gotta stop.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to know if I have a hog? He said,
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  Speaker 1: like my dick, crying face, crying face, And now he's
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  Speaker 1: answering again, of.
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  Speaker 4: Course, would we call him? No, We don't need to
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  Speaker 4: call him. Should we call him? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, he's gonna answer unless he's unless it's ambiguous.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know why he typed this long. This
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  Speaker 1: is a yes or no questions.
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  Speaker 4: He uses a type, he told me. He uses AI
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  Speaker 4: to write all his blogs.
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  Speaker 1: He probably has a moneypenny. That's just like typing it down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, money coming to the room now. I need
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  Speaker 4: my dick shocked.
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  Speaker 3: a wide receiver.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Boy. The NFL really just is this typically when all
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: this activity.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Happens, today is the day that you can, like at
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: noon is when you can start picking up free agents.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: It's like July one of your summer going into senior
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: year in college for lacrosse recruiting.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I would just say it's like the NFL.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: When I woke up to Dave Petromala on the phone.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my mom brought me the landline into my
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: bed at eight thirty in the morning.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: What'd you say?
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: What do you say? He said, Francis, it's coach pet
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: He goes, Coach Petrow, Coach Petro, coach, so good to
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: hear you from you.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I was up, I was I'm at the gym right now, Coach.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: He wanted to convert me into being a defenseman.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I was a long stick midfuler offensive and he wanted
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: me to pick up a long stick. He goes, has
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: anyone ever told you might you might do better with
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: a long stick?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: What'd you say?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, no, but he had been what
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: he was one of the greatest defensemen of all time.
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: And then when I told the Harvard coach that coach
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Petro wanted to do that, he goes, see, we are
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: recruiting you for you read this like a Lamar situation
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: with the Ravens.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: The name schmoke snikky schmosh. What do you say?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I've been told it's bigger than most and most girls
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: fit two hands on it when they give me head
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: a lot an.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Insane thing to say? That is insane?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: What an insane thing to say?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: So graphic was just you don't even know why he's asking,
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: and that's your response.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: He spelled to spelled to t o.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: That was crazy. Yeah, I mean, I mean, dude, that
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: means that he legitimately thought about it, like he saw
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: the first text and he was like, bro, what And
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: then he was like but no, but in all seriousness.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Because he started typing. He was dodgs for a while,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: and then he stopped typing for like a minute, and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: then he thought better, what would make him get it?
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: You know, you know when people give your head put
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: one hand on it, Well, girls, I hang out one
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: most of it.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, most of them are choking on it.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I guess he like he was like trying to be humble.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: You see someone play a jazz saxophone.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I have a read on the side of my dick
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: that I have a spit valve on my dick.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: That is a.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Crazy thing to say. I wouldn't say that to anybody, literally, nor.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Would I And there's nobody he wouldn't say that now
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: he would like say that today an hour and a
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: half must be up already. Our glasses flipped.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Oh ship, all right, thanks for listening, guys.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: That's all of sassage time that flew by. That was
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: a fucking instant classic SaaS I'm gonna give I'm gonna
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: give sas some some flowers as the kids say. Okay,
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: sas uh. You know, was gonna come out and feature
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: for me at at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: on Saturday, and he was really having a tough weeks.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Was very very.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Sex pretty much. We did this podcast on Monday, and
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: then after that it was just everything went downhill.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: What could have gone worse?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, I just like I thought, I was kind of
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: at the PA at the peak of it, like I was.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: I thought Monday was the worst I was gonna get,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: and then Tuesday it got worse. And then Wednesday was
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: probably the most sick I've been in years.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: The worst day of your life. Now, I wouldn't say that,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you out there.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: But it was.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I was very, very sick, very high fever. Yeah, aches
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: like you couldn't even imagine.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he wasn't in bed, and when he arrived at
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: the show. He I called him on the night before
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: and he was like, dude, I don't really know what
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: to say. It's touch and go. I really don't feel well.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, no problem. Why don't you
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: just let me know how you feel tomorrow and just
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: let me know so that if you're not gonna be
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: able to come, I can I can book someone else.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: And I called him at about like one or two o'clock.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I went to this children's birthday party and I was
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: on my way.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Back from Hilarious.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I had a great time. I went to one of
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: those trampoline parties. Yeah, yeah, maybe we'll get to Yeah.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: But on the way back I called Sas and he's like,
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna make it, which honestly one of
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: the all time reversals of expectations. I was really fully
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: expecting him not to come.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Well, there's another side of this story that I'll fill
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: you in on, but it was you called me. So
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: you called me Saturday morning, oh around like ten or so, okay,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: And when you called me, I was actively texting you
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: to tell you that I wasn't gonna make it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Shut up, are you serious?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Swear to God? And and then you were like, hey, hey,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: how you feeling And I was like I'll be fine.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I was like I'll go. But but I also I
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: was like I was saying, oh, and earlier, I think
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: it was getting to the point where I was starting
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: to not I wasn't feeling better because I hadn't moved
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: in a week. Yeah, So I was like, I think
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: it'll be good to do. And then we went and
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: we did it, and it was it was good. Yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: but it was again when sas arrived in the green room.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: They his color was was his pallor was bad gray?
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah? He was very one. Yeah, that boy was one. Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened. It was I I would
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: wake up every morning and I would feel like okay
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: for the most part, and then as the day went on,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I would feel I would get like like I would
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: get sick, Like I would wake up with like my
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: temperature be like ninety eight point five, and then by
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: like two it would be like one, oh.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: One, Oh you take a tempt yeah, old time.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh I tested for COVID. I didn't have that.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: And then so I was like, all right, I'm gonna
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: go to this show and I'm gonna I'm gonna tough
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: it out, and I think it'll be good to get
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: up and and and you know, get out of the house.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And I got the So I go to Penn Station,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: take the train, and that was my first time leaving
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: my apartment since Monday. And all of a sudden, I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: at Penn Station at five pm on New Jersey Transit.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Wait a second, you didn't go outside of your apartment
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: from Monday.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I probably I think I went once to the Deli
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: to get like a gatorade.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, dude, you know.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Objectively, that is probably what kept you sick as long
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: as it did. I think you you're I think you're
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: at a certain point. I think your apartment is not healthy. No,
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: my apartment's fine. No, it's not.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I know it is.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: It could be. Well, you just you're just staying under
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: that wet blanket the entire time.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: But wet blank Why is my blanket wet from you?
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I'm having a fever. You're sweating.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I don't I was. I don't don't get like that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You didn't sweat at all.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: No, I sweat, But it wasn't like I was waking
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: up fucking like what you were saying, splashing around in bed.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I like I would wake up and I'd be like, oh,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I know, I'm gonna shower now, you.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Know, I just eat even a little bit of fresh air.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I would go like, I would crack the window and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: sit in the living room. But it would be like
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: then I'd be like, I gotta go back into bed.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: You're like finding forester.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I had the flu. I don't think
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: it's that crazy for me to stay in bed for.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: No fine, but I do think that, you know, a
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: little like sunshine, a little fresh air.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: I was taking my vitamins like crazy.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: No assassin is like Woody Guthrie, he would like hear
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: a joke that he liked on Son of a BOYD.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: You're like the crew of that ship in the matrix.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: You're trying to supplement the loss of sunshine with vitamins.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's exactly what I was doing. I was,
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: and it was not I mean, it was fine, but
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: pretty much what happened was I get up, I go
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: to the I go to the train, get on the train.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: It's packed, and then I start feeling like I start
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: feeling like turn around bad, like the train, like I know,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like contemplating every stop, like getting off
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: the train and getting on the train to go home,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: pulling to text you and texting you and being like
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: that I can't make it, like I'm fucked because something
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: was going on with my stomach out of nowhere. I
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: think it was from m not moving. But I'm on
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: the train and I'm I mean like I'm all of
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: a sudden. I think it was a combination of not moving,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: not being like out and about and now all of
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: a sudden, I'm like in like the busiest place in
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: New York, and I was like, I got like, I
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: started getting super super nauseous. Like I was like, I
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: was like, uh, Like, I'd be on the train, I'd
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: be sitting there and all of a sudden, I'd be like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: would you actually I swear to God. I swear to God. Yes.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And then we were walking from the from the train
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: to the club. That was when I met up with
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Brandon Brera and we were walking and he'd be talking
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: to me and I and I'd be like, oh yeah,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: and then I'd like take my water and I'd take
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: a couple of SIPs of it. And then we went
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: to seven eleven and I was like, I gotta get something.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: At seven eleven, I got like thumbs and water and gatorade.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: And then when we went into the green room, I
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, I might have to do like ten minutes.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't even know if I can
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: do because I was worried that that was gonna happen
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: to me on stage.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: That would have been so viral.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Then I would be on stage talking in the nowhere,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I would be.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Like like d he had always say, they make So
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: that's what I was fully prepared to happen.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Like catching it in your mouth and it just kind
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of leaks out.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, little bit. I was fully my entire the whole
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: time before the first Before the first show, all I
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: was thinking about was I'm going to throw up on
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: stage and sold out room.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: And then all of this is all the more impressive
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: because you manned up you got up there. I had
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: a feeling I did say I took when you get
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: on stage, you're gonna be hit with a wave of
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: adrenaline that will, for whatever reason, be this palliative that
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: clears you out.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Which what what it really was was, I had explosive
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: diarrhea for three times before the show. Sure when we
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: got there, like ten minutes before the show started.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Better an empty house than an unwelcome guest.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: And I had some and I had some crackers. I
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: had some crackers, which helped. I've felt completely fine since
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: the diarrhea, like that just.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Got all the sickness outen Yeah, via your butthole.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I have long believed that you could poop out sickness
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and hangover. I think both of those things are expellable
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: through the especially at a certain age. Yeah, but that's
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: that is a testament to you. Honestly, this flu sickness
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: or whatever that we both had, it affected my brain,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: like I was not able to think. Like the last
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: two podcasts that we did. I I don't think I
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: said a single thing that was insightful or funny, but
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I think that it's just the effects of the sickness.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so nasty, flu fully back. Yeah, I'm fine.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: How did you do it? The show?
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, he fucking murdered. Really, he truly brought down
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: the house. Is the hardest I've ever heard him kill.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Seriously, Really, I don't know. I didn't know about that.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: But but I'm just saying that i've heard. Yeah, it
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: was fun, the shows are great, but don't downplay it.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I mean both girls can fit both hands on it.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: He smashed, He really smashed. Everyone did well to the
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: degree that he said he was going to do ten
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: minutes on the first show, he did a full twenty
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: to twenty five, which I wanted you to do and
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: I was I was thrilled by he ripped. He ripped it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Because you were only going to do ten And then
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm fucking killing.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he stayed up. Stayed up now.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: To be honest, they didn't light me. And then I
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: looked to see you at my phone. In my phone,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: it was like dead. So I was like, I have
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: no idea how long I've been on stage.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: For classic excuse he knows exactly.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he know the length of your bit.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: When you knows exactly where he's at.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Now when it's twenty minutes, I know what twelve minutes
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: is and I know what an hour is.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Well, either way, all hat hats off to sass.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: How'd you do?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I I did well, Detroyd, I had ovations?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: For the first one? I got some people standing a right,
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: were you kidding? No? Yeah, I don't remember. I couldn't
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: tell if they were standing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I actually did see the second one. I didn't see
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: the second one.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the second one, people were a little more squarely.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: On the second one. They started to show an hour late. Yeah,
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: because they said there was a big bar crawl happening
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: in New Brunswick that night, four Rutgers and so they
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I think they were just waving people in off the street.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: It was pretty brutal.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: We were like wearing a comedy show.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: We were in the green room in between shows and
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: we were like, we'll be at We'll be home by
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: like eleven thirty. We were like, this is gonna be great.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: We gotta start doing this every weekend. Home at like two.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got. I dropped sass off at like one thirty,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: which meant that I got home at two and I
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: went to bed, and then it was daylight saving time.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I got, I slept. I slept until eleven thirty, and
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I was like, what the FUW? Really, I haven't well
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: it was ten thirty, but yeah, you know, I got dude.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: I didn't well at two, it turns to three.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I went to bed at like seven am.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: See that's the problem, you know. Well, you guy know
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: that was my don't you don't treat yourself.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: This was my first time I had felt.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: How do I beat the flu? I know, I'll do
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: a marathon of Call of Dude.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: I didn't actually go to bed second and bong rips.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I went to bed at four thirty, but it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Was the most moist terrarium possible.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: No, but I got. I got home and it was
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: the first time I felt not sick in a week
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: and I was like, well, I'm not going to bed.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I'm living it up, like I'm gonna play video.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Games advantage this window.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, feeling I don't know when I'll feel good again.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: It's it was due that that time change was crazy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I like sat down at my desk, turned on the
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: PlayStation and then looked at my phone. It was three am,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: No, barstool Carl said that, uh that heart attacks are
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: up thirty percent this week because of daylight saving time?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Is that real?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Why would he lie where when you get that information?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Why would he lie about?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Everybody can get the information and be honest about that.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: But are you talking about you don't think he's tapped
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: in calling the American calling pro individually, He probably was, I'm.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Based on the surveys, I've taken heart attacks up thirty
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: percent this week.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And he said, don't take it too hard this week.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Is that the last time they're doing it daylight savings?
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: No, that can't be.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: There's always phoenix Phoenix ended it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: There's always talk about it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: They don't do it in Arizona anymore.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Oh is that why in certain places that they say
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: I only know this from doing the crossword puzzle, but
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: they say fall hours in San Diego or like wherever.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: And it's it's the fact that they're making it season
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: specific instead of it just being Pacific Standard time. Oh yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Mountain time.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: When I was in Arizona's Chicago's time zone called Central
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Central time, and what are we at Lantern or Eastern Standard,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Eastern Standard?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Well done? Now it's changes. I couldn't think of it.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Atlantic might be Nova Scotia or something like that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know what Atlantic is. You might be right.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: New Brunswick, Canada is on Atlantic time, Nova Scotia.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Halifax Northern Atlantic time.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Prince Edward Island interesting Newfoundland.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: When I was in Phoenix over the over or a
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: couple months ago, or I guess like a month ago,
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: that it was only a two hour time difference, and
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck and they were like, oh, yeah,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: we don't do daylight savings anymore.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Normally it's three yeah Phoenix, Yeah, this is on West
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Coast time. Yeah, but I.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Guess they're not anymore. They're on their own time.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Do you guys like Mountain Standard time or Central Time better?
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I like Eastern Standard m M.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the wrong answer. And there's a very simple reason.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Why, because the stock market opens earlier.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: No, Sunday night football ends at like fucking midnight, same
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: with Monday night football.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but NBA.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Final games start at like ten nine pm here, what
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: is that?
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I love it during the week. I love that.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: That's insanity.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I'd so much rather go to bed right when a
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: game ends than have a game end at like eight.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: And then you're like, but dude, now.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: What okay think of a Sunday. Yeah, you live in
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: San Francisco in the fall, or Portland, Oregon. Right, Yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: football season first game starts at ten am.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah that sucks.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: That's brutal.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: You wake up, you're having eggs, you get to go,
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: and your games are over by six.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You are watching. That's why late night shows are so
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: popular out there. Yeah, it's like you really just have
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: to like watch Kimmel because he just like comes on
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Sunday night football is over at eight thirty.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: The schedule for games on the Eastern times, like I
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: guess the central I would say is up there because
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: it's only an hour difference. But I like mountain waking
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: up on a Sunday after like if you're traveling or
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: if you have spots, sleep in, wake up at like eleven,
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: do shit for two hours. Football's on the rest of
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: the day until you are closing your eyes at night.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: It is crazy that it does all come down to football.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't mind an extra hour for me.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: It is the NBA Finals that really annoy every year.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: It is late as fuck, but I love it.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Fucking I can't believe it because up till that point,
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: you know, they they I think they shade Eastern Conference
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: playoff games a little earlier and then they put the
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: West Coast games on after So I think the Eastern
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Conference playoff games tend to start at like seven thirty
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: or eight. Am I wrong about that?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: You're right?
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: And then but then once the finals, they split the
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: middle and they put it like a lot of those
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: games started at nine o'clock.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Like Lakers Celtics is going to be crazy this year
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: for the finals.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: WHOA, that would be sick.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: That's what it's going to be.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: But everyone's discounting the Calves, man, and I'm worried about
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: the Calves.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Well, the Calves Lakers will be crazy too.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: You ain't wrong.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: The Calves are talented team. I watched a little bit
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: of their game the other day.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Did you. Oh, yeah, you just couldn't find the remote.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: No, I was just he was on.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: You're just so sick that you couldn't change the channel?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: No fever dream.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Those boys know how to play. Those boys know how
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: to ball. They do not as much as my c's,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: but they're good.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Fifteen and oh the last sixteen.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Frances your Celtics man, I sure am a couple
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: of Celtics boys. Who's your guy? Who's your guy? I
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: mean it's it's it is Jalen Brown, Now, Jalen Brown
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: is your guy.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's great. I love that. Mother what r ls?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: You didn't see that? Uh? That Douce shot?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: No, Tatum's great that. I don't understand why everyone hates
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Tatum though.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I don't hate Tatum because he's a light skin brother. Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I thought affects not being named finals MVP. Uh great,
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: very gracefully. And I couldn't help but think that must
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: have eaten him alive.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows, he'll probably he's gonna get to like
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: they're gonna win at least two more championships. He'll get
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the m VPS of those people feel now indebted to him, like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, Tatum hasn't even got one yet. They're gonna
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: win another one.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll win it this year, especially after the Olympics.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: No not, I mean losing to the Lakers would be
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: amazing that.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: We ever lose to the Lakers. We just beat them.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you guys have to play like everybody. Forty
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: eight minutes, you guys were playing like it was Game
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: seven in the finals.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Lebron got her team sucks. Lebron didn't get.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Hurt, Yeah he did. He's out for two weeks.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about, because he's got to go
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: to court to defend himself against the Diddy cases.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: My team doesn't suck. The Lakers are good.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: I mean perfectly timed growin pull.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: You see Drew ski.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: That I stand with what happened.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: They said that he was jumping on women like a
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: slipping slide and knocking the wind out of them because
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: it was massive size.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I was reading that last night as I was falling asleep,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: and I was like, damn, this is fucked. And then
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I read it again and I was like, why did
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I think this was real? They would never use that
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: they would never use any of that terminology in a court.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Document because of his massive size. Yeah, the first till they.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Were calling him Drew Skie in the court document the
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: entire time, which they would never do it would call
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: him his real name. And then they said that he
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: oiled up and used the person as a slip and slide.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: It would never be in like a in like in
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: like high profile cases. But everyone was reading it being like,
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: bro drewski Why and they said massive size.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so funny.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: He's like editorializing it to that degree, like because he's
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a fat fuck.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said Odell Beckham Junior toom, not the bro.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: That makes sense? Uh. I woke. I couldn't sleep last night.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: I was having a hard time sleeping, and stupidly I
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: pulled out my phone and I pulled up Twitter, and
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: the first thing that came up on my Twitter as
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I was trying to fall asleep was a video of
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: a high schooler where this Asian kid was walking down
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: the hall and then a kid comes up behind him
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: with a knife and tries to stab him. Yeah, and
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: then they fight, fight hard, and then fight for a while,
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: goes to the ground. The guy's trying to the kids
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: trying to stab him the whole time.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Twitter is genius for giving us those videos at that time,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: because it has us just desperate for Sorbet strong enough
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to be the palate cleanser, and there's nothing that can
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: So you'll scroll for three hours after that, just trying
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: to find like the right highlight package or feel good
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: puppy video to exercise that demon. And that shit is
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: not leaving your head, dude.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: It was the most violent and sort of upsetting video
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I've seen on the Internet in a long time.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And Elon just quote tweeted it and was like, why
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: is this?
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: And interesting, it was so fun.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: It was so fucked and and then I sort of
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: started going I wanted to learn what happened, right, I
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: wanted to learn did that kid get to jail? Is
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: the kid who got stabbed? Okay? Well, then I went
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: in and the first ten of the top replies were
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: women in like thongs being like, if you thought that
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: fight was bad, come see my page.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, come see the fight between this cock and
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: my pussy.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then people like I don't know why I
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: looked at the replies to those.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Who kill yourself? Who Twitter is a dark and nasty.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: There's one true god.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But then then it was like then the replies
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: started pertaining more to the video and they were just
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: the most racist things.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Dude, Twitter is awful.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I go on.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll go on to tweet, but like I
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: pretty much just go I just go on YouTube. Yeah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: YouTube is the best. So it's the only good social
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: media still twitch. I mean, I'll watch live shit on YouTube.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Am I crazy for enjoying Instagram?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're not you. You show me funny reels from
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Instagram all the.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Time occasionally, But I'm a YouTube I through. I think
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: this week really like solidifies on reels. Oh, I'm on shorts.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: YouTube shorts is like a respectable we have fun over there.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: I get a little I get a little sick of
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: the YouTube shorts where it's always like the AI voice
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: being like he thought he was him, and then there's
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: like a song playing and it's just like some caught
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: up clip from a podcast.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: That's it's your algorithm. Though, I'll hook you up.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I'll give you the log into the Son of a
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Boy Dad YouTube. We got a great algorithm.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: You're watching YouTube from our Son of a Boy dad.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: To my YouTube channel. Yeah, it's been my YouTube channel
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: since I was in.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Like eighth grade. Are you expensing the premium YouTube bills
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: to the company now? Now you should be. Do you
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: pay for YouTube.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Keeping the super chats?
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I don't get any of that. I don't know where
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: any of that goes.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I was I for years I didn't pay for YouTube premium,
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: and I was I watched so much YouTube and I
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: finally just said, I the amount of time I spend
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: waiting for to hit the skip button, and sometimes if
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I watch longer videos, it'll have multiple ads throughout and
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: by the halfway point, you have to watch the whole thing. Ye.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: And I said, I'm gonna need to pay for this.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah I did. They made me pay for it. I
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: don't know what it is, but it's worth it. It
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: was worth it. It's worth it.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I get YouTube TV too, that's pricey.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: It's gone up too, Yeah, I get I have bills
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: on my credit card that are like Google and I
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: don't know what it is. You need rocket money, good
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: money would help figure that out. Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: But sometimes I'll have like one YouTube account that I
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: have the premium on and then I'll have another YouTube account,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: should I come. Sometimes not on the right one. One
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: of them is not on my TV.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I think I bought I think I bought NFL ticket
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: past twenty five times last year.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same did. I tried to get on the phone
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: with my dad because YouTube TV you can do a
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: family plan. Yeah, yeah, and I they would kept logging
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: in at like hotels and kicking me out. Yeah, And
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: so then I would have to call him after I
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: tried to log in and change the passwords or like
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: get the He never knew what the password was.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was it on your family plan or his family plan?
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: His?
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: But but I knew that they were on my HBO plan.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Like you know, we do. We do a little bit
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: of backscratching, so family yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: And I I was like, all right, you need to
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: send me the code in you know, three to one.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: We tried to do that there a week and I
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: was like, you know what, there's no amount of money
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't pay to not try to figure this out
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: with my dad anymore. And now we just yeah, I
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: just pay for it.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Now he can kick himself off, kick his old Hilton
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Honors account of.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Just the merry go round of people changing the family accounts.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: YouTube's the best, like I like, I don't even really
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: like I'd say, I use YouTube YouTube TV and then
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: maybe like HBO.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: So how do you watch uh, how do you watch
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: fred again on the placboy Max streams? I don't, yeah, exactly,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: And that's why you should be on twitch too, bro.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I've got I got, I got some great YouTube channels
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: for you boys.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Is it or any of them plackboy Max.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: No, But I've been getting really into uh this this week,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: after like day three of being sick, I was just out.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I was watching South Park for hours so good, and
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: I was out of shit to watch, and I was
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: over south Park and I started watching these YouTube videos
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: of of these dudes who are like visiting the most
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: dangerous hood in the country. You're telling me about this,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: and these videos are good. This is interesting. You didn't
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: send them to you didn't send them to me. Girls
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: who didn't thank me for sending you money. I didn't
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: know you sent me money.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: What did you send them money for?
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Tipped him out for coming to future?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: For me?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Three hundred bucks?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Whoa break me off?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I'll break you off. We'll talk about it after should.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I read nikkys mokes.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: I wanted to ask next, that was going to be
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: more or less than you thought? I was going to
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: give you more? That's more. Yeah, I'm happy to hear that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Since it's more, double it double what you're gonna tip
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: me out?
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Okay? No, yeah, Ron gets two hundred. Oh well, fair enough,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: and now we're just.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Ron gets fifty percent of everything I make.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a new business Wait, new BM.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: I won't make you tell this, but when we had
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: to fill out the W nine, oh yeah, can you
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: can I talk about that? Yeah?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: They brought in the W nine and I said, I
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know any of this information.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: You didn't know how to fill out a w NE.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: No idea to fill it out, and I knew how
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: to feel it out, and I want to feel it out.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: He was like, I don't. I don't have this information.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: My business manager does this. I'm like, dude, W nine
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: is the most basic. This takes me thirty seconds. The
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: thing is, it's your name, your address, your social Security number,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: and a signature. That's it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I filled it out. I filled it out. Keep in mind,
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: the reasoning behind it is that every weekend you go
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: on the road, they come in and the like, can
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: you fill this w nine And every weekend I'm like,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: my agent's going to send it to you because they do.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Right. But then you said that the reason you were
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: troubled by this because you weren't sure if you should
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Because all my information has changed.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you said that you you were worried about whether
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: or not you should do it because you didn't do
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: it a year ago and the IRS came after you
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: and contacted barstool to withhold your paychecks.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I forgot about that part of the story.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: What? What?
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: What happened to hold your paycheck?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: We're going to garnish your wages because of tax fraud
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: that you were doing, which, by the way, pay a businessman.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Fucking no, that's the reason I pay the business, which
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: makes so much sense now, which I'm so glad you hired.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I totally forgot about that part of it, because thank
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: god you were like when you were like, do you
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: care if I tell the story? I was like, yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: why not? I forgot. I forgot how to fill in the.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: You forgot you were committed tax fraud?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Basically, Yeah, yeah, you were told that this whole time.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: I'm so relieved that you now have an adult handling
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: your finance.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Well, the problem was so last year I was still
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: using my Yeah, last year during tax season in April,
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I was still using my parents accountant, and he didn't
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: know how to do my taxes because he only knew
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: how to do like a ten ninety nine or whatever.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: What is it when you just say what do we tee?
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Is issued from your.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: From your company?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Like what do we what do we get? If we
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: were at barstool, if I was finding no other income, Oh,
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: that would be like a W four.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: W W two W two excuse me, something like that
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: old time employee we get W Yeah, that's what he
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: knows how to do. He didn't know how to do all.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: The it has an account and he doesn't know how
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: to do it. Ten ninety nine. Your parents should fire him.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: In me, I've told my parents that that's insane. That's
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: like one of the most basic It's just me. I
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: think the ten ninety nine is just independent contract.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's like being a picture and being like I can't
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: throw a fastball.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: This guy retired though, and I think I sent him
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: into retirement. But pretty much what happened was I sent
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: him all of my expenses and I was under the
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: impression that he had all of my my w nines.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: So I sent him all of my expenses and then
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: he sends it back and he's like, this is how
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: much you owe the irs And I was like, well,
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: that is can't be possible because it was an insanely
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: low number. And I was like, and then I realized
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: that he only had ten of my twenty three w nines. Oh,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: you're ten ninety n by ten ninety nine. Yeah, he
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: had ten of just twenty three weekends last year and
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: he had ten. And then this was taxes were already due,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: so like I was already gonna pay late. And then
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I got that back and I was like, so this
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: has been like two weeks of us going back and forth.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: What am I gonna do? Just call him and be like, hey,
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: we got to restart. So at that point I was like,
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I just got to get it into a cat like my
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: own slash business manager to do all this. So it
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: was like seven months straight of my current business manager
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: and me like paying the I R s. And then
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: in like November, I got like a I got like
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: an email from barstool, saying that they were they got
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: that they got reached out to by the I R
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: S saying that they had to withhold my paychecks until
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: I paid the I R S. And then I had
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: to pay them a ship ton.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Of How long How long did that last?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Lasted?
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: Like an hour?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: So you just paid them, right?
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I paid them immediately?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, yeah, you can't really fuck around
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: with that. My dad was so I was, Oh, I
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: got that email. My dad is so fucking mad at me.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: He's like, this is you don't want to fuck around
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: with you. They'll come for us. Don't come for us,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: because my dad was, like he said, when he was
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: my age, he didn't pay his taxes for like four years,
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: and he said they sent him. He said they sent
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: him like a stack of papers like this big, and
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: he had to give them like all of his money.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, The problem my understanding, and I could be
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: totally wrong about this, but is that once they're on
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: your case, yeah there, now they're gonna be watching it. Yeah,
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: and you just don't want them on your case.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Already paid taxes for twenty twenty four.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Though you're done, I'm still I have four outstanding ten
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: ninety nins, and I know the exact clubs that haven't
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: sent them yet. I've reached out to each and every
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: one of them, and each one has given me a
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: reason for why they're not there yet. But they're coming.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: And and even if even if I don't get those
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I have the earnings from those places. And I have
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: all my expenses done because I hired a bookkeeper who
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: was is so inexpensive. Yeah, and every month I send
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: her like one hundred bucks. She has access to all
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: my accounts and everything and keeps a track of expenses.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: You think she's dipping her toes And.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: No, I know, because I know. I log into all
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: my stuff and I have a very strong sense of
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: where my balances are. Oh yeah, and my budgeting. It's
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: funny though, how well you know the passwords your own banking.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Account, obviously, but it is funny that for me having that,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: it's everyone's like all the people on that watch the
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: podcast in on Reddit are like, it's crazy that Sasage's
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: manager's stealing from him. But Francis has a bookkeeper, and
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: everyone's like, well, that's a good, honest lady, obviously.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's funny.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: But he pays one hundred dollars a month though.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not taking a percentage of my earnings.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she also doesn't do as much as my
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: guy does. I can get you in touch with my guy.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: Does your guy I file your taxes for you? Yeah?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Legitimately yes, so he's Is he a CPA? I'd assume
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: he's everything.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just get Why don't you just get
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: a bookkeeper?
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Because I already got a guy?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you could be paying twelve hundred dollars an
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: entire year, or you could be.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Paying no, because then he would That is I'm wondering
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: the same thing.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: That's not how much I pay. My question would be
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: a different idea of how much money I make.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I know how much money you make, and you're not
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: paying enough. That's that your actual earnings.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: If you pay. If you were to pay for a bookkeeper,
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: you pay the hourly rate, right, let's call it, yeah,
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: twelve hundred bucks a year, and then you would have
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: to hire an accountant as well. On an hour I
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: pay my account I think it's like eighteen hundred dollars
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: total to file.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: My tax Yeah.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so in total, I'm paying three thousand dollars for
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: all my financials to be taken care of by people
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: who have a far better sense of how to keep
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: that organized and neat than I do. Yeah. Same, Well,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I think you're paying more for your businessman.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: I definitely am. Yeah, but it's just one guy. I
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: got one guy and they all so do everything.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: How much more are you paying your business manager than
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: three thousand dollars for the sake of having instead of
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: two one? I don't know, you know, you just don't
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: want to say, because now we're in a place where
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: your number is probably staggering as a as a process
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: of wanting it to be easier.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I'm never getting rid of this guy, though.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: He's made my life way easier, yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: Than happy days. Yeah, I mean he pays your rent.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: So I was in a we were in. I was
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: in a hole before, Like there was other shit that
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know that I was fucked from.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: You were podcasting like your life depended on.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: No, like I thought I was. Like, I think I
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: was a lot closer to going to jail than I
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: think I was.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, no, Matt Riife said.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, I had like an LLC setup, and I had
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: none of the ship that I was supposed to do
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: for it. So like I was like supposed to pay fees.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you file your articles of.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had never done any of that, and I
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: had the LLC for three years.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: But how you couldn't have You wouldn't have been an
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: official LLC if you hadn't done the proper like unloadings.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think I was an official LLC, and I
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: think I thought I was.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: You're just calling it that, so you were filing your
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: taxes as an LLC.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: No, that's the thing, is like the guy that was
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: the problem was the guy that I was working with
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: my parents' accountant didn't know how to do any of
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: that shit.
• 52:26
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  Speaker 4: Never mind, I don't even know. It's a great show.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds good though.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: He's got a lawyer who is also his accountant and
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: he hires him as his divorce attorney. But the guy
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: admits he's like, I don't know any of this stuff.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: I'm an accounting Yeah. He makes fun of him for
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: the fact that he's hired him. Very funny scene. I
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: would recommend watching that show. It's very funny.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I gotta check that out.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I gotta check that out too. Nothing better than a
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: dynamic dwarf. Yeah, so respectable.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is his name? He was in? Uh,
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Harry Potter?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: How about Black Snape? You guys see this? You hear this?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: No, Snape's black.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Snape's black and the new Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: People are pissed.
• 55:54
  Speaker 11: Why because Snape is a white man? Warwick Dave Snap
• 56:01
  Speaker 11: could like win the dunk contest or make YouTube videos
• 56:05
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• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Snape gets his sunglasses ripped off.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: What's his name, Warwick Davis?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeahs Dwarf.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm surprised you guys didn't watch that show. It's
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: fucking unbelievable.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: The Dwarf in uh in Bad Sana is also great.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's really funny too.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: You guys ever watch Vice Principles?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Is that good?
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I tried to start that the other day and get
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: into it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You don't fuck with you fuck with Goggins, Walton Goggins.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like him. I like him since I saw
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: the architectural Diees spread on his home in the Hudson Valley.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Really talk to me.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Tasteful, very tasteful.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: What kind of ceilings are we talking about?
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: We're talking country style kind of uh, you know, farmhouse
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: chic with uh some nice tasteful furniture, light fixtures, art
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: and home that sort of thing.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Look at this fucking roof, very tasteful, very chic, very
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: country style roof.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: That's in a five hundred square foot New York apartment.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Do you guys think that we should plan a trip
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: the three of us would be so fun, just like
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: for a weekend to go somewhere.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Says you can bring your console.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I would permission.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: What if we what if we went up to my
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: place right so we can fly fish. Roan and I
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: can have fun and you two can. I don't really
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: know what you guys would do.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, for sure, we'll definitely come up there.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: You've already been there.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: We'll find our way up.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: You're acting like I would.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I would actually love to go up there.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: The issue is going to be we if we don't
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: do it before Roan's children arrive, then we're gonna have
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: to wait a while.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're probably never going to do that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: That is correct.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: It's crazy because we have the exact spot. I mean,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go. We're gonna have to three
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the kids up.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: They're welcome. Yeah, we're gonna have.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: To bring a do a fly fishing video eventually.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Imagine how how that trip would be us three and
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: your two newborn babies. I mean great, great guys to
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: get out of the city.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: Imagine Sass holding a baby. Wow, I'm really enjoying.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: This holding its neck.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: It's not happy here, take it back, take it back.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Holding it by the top of the head.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I'm bombing of basketball and their legs are just dangling
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: like it's one of those roller coasters that lock. You want.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: It's going to the bathroom. One.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I got them twisted up. Their legs are locked. How
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: do you want to lock their legs? Just get some
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: olive oil? Hilarious. Two minutes, three met in a baby.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: That's a movie.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: There you go. Yeah, three men, two babies, babies.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Definitely trying to get out, get out into the woods though.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: You know he's inviting you to the woods right now,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: and you're like, yeah, we'll definitely be there. He's offering
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: you to do the things you like the most, and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you have no ability to connect with him as a human,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: so scoffing it.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking balls, good bit bro busting chops.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Not fucking funny man. That's your brother inviting you to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: a fucking activity.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: And I'll reach together and watch some of these YouTube
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: videos that I'm talking about that you guys would like him.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Well, that would be an activity to do after like
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: a long day of fishing, and then they would drink.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: A great, long, long day.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I would say we should come over to your apartment
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: to do it, but I'm not sure if white blood cell.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: You gotta have a high white blood.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Or we just walking. I'm seeing my parents soon, so
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Come over.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: They have co morbidities on seeing my parents in the
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: next couple of months. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I'm gonna
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: after after today, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: human gay. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I bleached
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: the bathroom and like, did a full bleach scrub.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: You did? Yeah, you didn't want to hire a cleaning
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: LADYE fair enough.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I got bleach spray respect bleached to the tub and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: the and the toilet.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying they will do a better job. They
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: know things that we don't know.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I could give you miss miss Olga.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Well, how much what percentage does she take of your income?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: She is twenty five percent?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Was walking around like he's a startup. Listen, I don't know.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you cast threw twenty six I've
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: got Boston on the books. We're talking improvs, maybe small theaters.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: He's got mister wonderful as a fucking cleaning lady. Three
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: percent deal is a good deal.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: I've been watching these YouTube videos of this dude who
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: goes who he goes to, like city to city and
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: the title will be like number visiting the number one
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: most dangerous city in America. And it's always like it'll
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: be like Memphis or New Orleans. New Orleans is scary.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Wells is the worst place on the planet.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I think if you go to those neighborhoods, it's it's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: like the most beautiful, it's the Garden of Eden. And
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: then also like the most dangerous, scary, like uber drivers.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Won't go no, no, dude, there was they didn't want
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: in Chicago, and the dude put an audio clip of
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: him getting an uber drive an uber ride to like
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Southside Chicago and the uber drivers literally crying, being like, well,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: who are you going with? And he's like, I'm going, Uh,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: it's this Indian dude. And he's like, well, I'm going
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: to uh, we're going to film and we're meeting up
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: with these I'm not going to do the accident, but
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: he's like, we're meeting up with these uh, these people
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: they invited us out there, and she's like, pay a
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: cab driver to wait for you. She's like, you need
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: an escape.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Plan like in Collateral.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: But like, dude, it is funny because all of them
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: are pretty scary. And then do the New York one
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: and the New York one is just like.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: What about RPT.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Like I'd walk around with one hundred dollars bills hanging
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: out of my pocket around there. I wouldn't be worried
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: My My thing is that My thing is that they
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: probably if my theory is that the bad areas of
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: New York now maybe aren't as bad as they were, but.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: I think they're supposed to be still be really bad.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: It's spread into its spread into everywhere. Yeah. Maybe it's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: just because Manhattan is back can be you know, you
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: can get pushed onto the tracks at in the West Village.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm saying, like you got to watch, Like
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: you go to the New Orleans video, there's dudes with
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: fucking aks with two titty mags on them, and then
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: they show New York.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: What is that the drums?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Tommy guns.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's like the YouTube circles.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, I don't know if I've seen that.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they got those when they go to New York
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: and they're like we outside, and it's like go inside.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: There's definitely like their life projects in they're like, we.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: Don't have guns. To be fully honest with you, I
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: swear to god, I swear to god, they show the video.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get they all probably do have guns
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: and they just don't show them on camera, but already
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: that that kind of lessens their fear factor, the.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Fact that they're hiding the guns.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: It was like six dudes outside of a bodega and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: there's like families walking by, and they're like, you're like, no, man,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: this block is it's it's serious. It's serious around here.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: They're like, you're safe here, but it's like, yeah, no, ship,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: you're safe. I just saw a fucking group of twelve
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: kids walk by. They were in like, dumbo, you're gonna
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: want to stay away from this area.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want to stay against pretty rough. No, it is.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: I'm joking, but it is fully because if you show
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: even if you show a gun on YouTube security, you'll go.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: To jail immediately.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is like, dude, they show. The videos
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: are pretty crazy. They did want in Atlanta and they
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: met with like an arms dealer that was pretty sick.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: They didn't want in New York, where they met with
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: Tommy G. You know Tommy G.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: Tommy Gunn.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Tommy G. He's the guy that makes He's one of
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: the channels. He did one with the most the most
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: wanted drivers in New York and it's this dude like
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Squeaker or Squeaky or Sneaker sneak O, No, it wasn't Sneako,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: but they just do they drive this guy. Yeah, it's
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Tommy g. The guys that do them are kind of
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: like tools.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: That's thought what I expected.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: No, you should see. The Indian bro that does them
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: is hilarious because he just asks the same questions every
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: time and he's like, Bro, when would you say you
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: were going to jump off the porch? So when did
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: you say you first jumped off the porch? And it's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: just like nerdy Indian dude with like the scariest guys
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: you've ever seen.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: What does he just have like part of his brain missing?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: He just has abnormal brain chemistry. You know, send me
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: these YouTube I need.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: I said that to you, and I said that to him,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: and he didn't send them to me.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Why are you gatekeeping?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I'm really not, dude.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think about my sort of measuring stick
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: for whether or not a city that I'm in feels dangerous,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: and it's usually if the people, the local people in
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: that place volunteer that you should be careful, right. Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: And the place that I've been in the last couple
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: of years where that was the most like offered thing
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: without me being like, hey is it whatever was Baltimore. Yeah,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: people said you should get you don't They said, take
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: a take an uber home, don't walk home. Where were
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: you in that nice part of Baltimore?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that part. I ah, there was some bad areas
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: in that in that area, they said, in my it
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: was a ten minute walk back to the hotel, and
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: they were like, don't walk where were you weren't staying
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: at the old hotel.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Now you moved hotels.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when we were there, we were staying at that
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: hotel that's like right next to the club, so obviously
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: just walk back. Yeah, But we went to uh Me
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: and Mouke went to the seven eleven, which is like
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: right there after one of the late shows, to like
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: get snacks before going to bed. And we walked in.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: It was busy in the seven eleven and we walked in.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: I was wearing like my Patriots jacket or some shit,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: and I walked in and some dude to the right
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: at me just goes, man, fuck the Patriots, and I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah, and I turned to like laugh
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: and be like yeah yeah. His eyes were rolled into
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: the back of his head. Swear on my life I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: told this story.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: He was a zombie.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: He was a full zombie. And there was like ninety
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: of them in the seven eleven just fighting. This dude
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: being like, come on, bro, let me get a free sliurpy.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: And then there was just a guy in the corner
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: being like, and when would you say you go to
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: act with this? What would you say? That got active
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: really and started banging them things.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Those seven eleven dudes don't give a fuck though.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: No, They're They're.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Like there, it's you got ten ten dudes standing there.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: They're like Alaskan king Craft. They're They're just like, this
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: is it. We know we signed up to work in
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: a war zone.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going down with the ship.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: Speaking of really quick. I will be in Baltimore at
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: the Port uh next weekend. That's March uh, not this
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: upcoming we March twentieth or the twenty second, or nineteenth
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: or twenty first, something like that. Tickets a punch up
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: dot Live Slash's house. They said that what the issue
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: is is what will happen is if you're in a
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: car that someone will come up with a squeegee bottle
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: and start washing your windshield, and then if you don't
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: tip that person, they'll mug you. I said that that's
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: the system.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: There makes sense?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: How much you have to tip them?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know six percent of Sass's earnings minimum.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Listen, I don't have any cash on me, but I'm
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: having a promising twenty twenty six.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Look, can we work this out. I'll put you
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: in touch with my business manager.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: He'll cut you out of percentage.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: He runs everything.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Let's get you a revenue share. How does that sound? Brother?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: You need income. You don't need just tips, you need income.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to be long term.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tired of squeegee in cars on on this road?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: You should just go and recruit.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: I see bigger things in your future. Let's automate this.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, sir, I don't believe my car needed a
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: squeegee today. That's probably happened so many times and then
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: just bah done.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: One of the videos, types of videos I've been loving,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: is guys who pull up to uh, like a construction
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: site or like outside of a home depot or something
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: like that, or a Bucky's and like hire some Mexicans
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: for the day. Yeah, and then they wind up taking
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: them indoor skydiving.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: And shit, oh yeah yeah, oh that's cool.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: They're like, we're all gonna we're gonna pay you guys.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Like I think those videos have been around for a
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: couple of years. They'll take them to like Disney World
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: and ship and they're just the boys will have the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: time of their life. But those videos fucking rule.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: They're always having the most fun.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they're youtubes that are paired down to TikTok,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: so I wonder how many of the same videos we're seeing.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Probably good amount.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people just rip videos
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: and put them on TikTok. But that is such a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: nice move to do to the Mexican bros.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Well, because the Mexican bros always just they just want
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: to have a good time.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, such a good group of guys.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Such good bros.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Oh. I saw one of those where they took them
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: to Disney.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: So they're like, hey, could you have for a job
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: and they're like yeah, of course, and they're like, well
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: we're going to Disney, and the Mexican dudes are like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: no fucking waybro, We're going to Disney World and like.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: At the end, one of them's on Splash Mountain just
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: like crying, such a good time, just such a beautiful day.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: And then they all get paid in full and they'll
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: have they'll be carrying they'll just randomly be carrying something
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: from the Disney World.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Have like mini mouse years, Yeah, they always have the years.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: The weird like Yamica looking hat.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're such sweet guys though.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Fits perfectly on the on the top of your head.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Such a such a happy culture really is just a
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: good good spirits, just being in good spirits.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: That's what Trump wants to get rid of.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Fucking unbelievable that in the fucking terrorists up at Columbia
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: there's fucking terrorist protesters.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: Are they still protesting up there? Oh yeah, I haven't
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: been able to follow it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: They're going strong, fucking terrorists, just fucking despicable. Pisses me off.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: She grinds my gears, That's what I'm sure pisses me.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Off to no end. I went to a a children's
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: CPR class yesterday. Children were the teachers they're teaching.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought they were teaching children's CPR.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: No, they were teaching children's CPR, and uh it was.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: It was a very extremely parroting as activity. It was
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: through and awful. It was I I was saying like this,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: this is about the least that I've looked for to.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: That's that's something that I would wake up in the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: morning be like, you gotta be shitting me.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe how fucking how heavy of a lift
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Did you have to do the on the dummy?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: And I was afraid, that's the.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Funniest joke of all time, I think from the office. Yeah,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: it's staying Alive.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he sings it from the beginning.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: That's not that was not that song.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: That's I will survive that I will survive.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what he does.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: That's what he sings.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: She goes sing to the beat of Staying Alive, and
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: then he goes first, I was afraid, is that what happens?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: And then Dwight and then Dwight cuts the mask off
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: and puts it on his face.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: It was one of so it's one of those classes
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: where a bunch of people are sitting around in a
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: circle and like he's like, does anybody know what the
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: three five like leading like causes of whatever infant like
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: choking or stop of breath, and then people would like
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: yell out the answers. Yeah, they would yell out. They'd
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: be like positive that they.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Because it's probably a couple people in there that who
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: have failed multiple times, and they're like they studied.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Up, like it's your fourth time. Yeah, your sophomore year,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: you're sixteen, did you pass? I passed?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Yea.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: You your CPR certified.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: H No.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't a certification class because those are used
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: to like watch a three hour movie. It was just
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: learning for it to be pure certification. But the there
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: was one guy who was getting everything right and it
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: was getting super fucking brutal.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: It was just getting the other dads were getting pissed.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody was starting to get pissed. Is he right?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: You were right?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody was starting to get pissed at this dad
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: because he was fucking saying it and then.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: He was ballhogging.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: He was yeah, he wanted every answer to be yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: It was just positive that he knew everything. And then
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: he was getting cocky. So he raised the hand and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: said like, hey, I've heard this thing about that you're
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: supposed to do it to the beat of staying alive,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: and the guy like dead panting. He was like, no,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that before. And then he was like
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: he's like, of course I fucking heard everybody. And he
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: flipped out on the guy who was a know it all.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: He's basically like, you should never be bringing this up,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: and it was his biggest pet peeve and he just like,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: what went from a pretty nice and fun class, he
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: just freaked out on it. For guys got the tention, yeah,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: we weren't going to do the full two hours. He
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: pushed it past the two hours.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: He should have said to imagine if he was like,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: why don't you stay after it for a little bit.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Just because you watched one episode of the Office? Yeah,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: smart ass. It was fucking it was Have.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: You ever have you had to do any other courses
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: or anything like?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: That?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Was the first one. It was through this his class.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Called boober, have you been reading a lot of books?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I listened to a couple of books on tape.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: What are they called?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: The first time parents saying something about like the brand,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: the brain, the brain of the baby to their their.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Wife thinks I'm listening to first time parenting. I'm actually
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: listening to the new Matt and Chain's Classic.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start telling guys like, uh, you know those
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: sleeves that you put around your beer too, like you're
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: drinking a mountain dew. I'm gonna have like the parenting
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: book just like a YouTube video four hours of the
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: parenting books. You could have it up on your screen
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: while you listen to the new MNS mss B who
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: by the way, bro Spotify spot Well, no, I was
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: gonna say the Retart Choice Awards.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we won the Retart Choice Awards. People were
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: not happy.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I know, It's the worst thing that could have happened.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: How bad.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: I almost DMed the dude that made it and was like,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry if I ruined this, was.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: That your fault?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, why because I quote tweeted it and
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: you're too. Yeah, but no one else was acknowledging it
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: or promote.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: As they know. There's like a purity to the Choice Awards,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: and you know not to put your finger on the scale.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: You just let them because if you just shimmer a
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: fucking little bit of tin foil, the recharge will come running.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we fucking ruined it or I did.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: All I did though, was it was we got paired
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: up with Matt and Chane and I quote tweeted and
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: I said, tough first round matchup. We'll be back next year.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: And then we beat Matt and Chaine, and then our
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: fans were like, they're gonna win the whole thing. They
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: were posting it in our reddit non stop, being like,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: don't forget to vote today, guys.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're a mod of that reddit I am.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: And you've deleted like tweets that say really nice things
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: about me and Francis or not true, but somehow you
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: can just pull up. Hey, I.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Deleted a couple of the polls.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as an apology.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was like, we're we're altering the results
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: to Louis J.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Goma is going to beat your steal.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: People were commenting, stop the steal because we were winning.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Lewis J. Gomez is going to power slap the ship
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: out of you. You might, I know I would, because
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: you ruined the sanctity. I would if I was him,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of me. You deserve it.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: The worst.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: They had something good going on over there. Did you
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: vote in other years? I don't think so now never
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: so like this.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Forever though, Like I remember, people used to do best
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Twitter Account polls. I think I won it one year.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: No you did it. Yeah, no, you did it.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: And that was like a it would get a tot.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: I would you had like forty thousand votes?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Did you hang the banner?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: I might have lost the Caucasian James in the finals.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Oh you did? You lost?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: I definitely lost the Caucasian James at least once.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: No wonder you were boughting this one.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That is the funny thing too, is people were
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: like genuinely accusing us of buying bots, and it's like
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: you seem to have the wrong idea. People are like, dude,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: it only costs like five dollars to buy five hundred
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: thousand bots. I wouldn't put it past them. It's like, dude,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think we didn't want to win that bad.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: Like all right, let's get a pool of cash going
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: for the for the bots for the Retard's Choice Awards.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: That's what you guys spent there after the steak the
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: steak video. Yeah, yeah, he's going straight to bots. If
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: we just tailed big cats for one week and then
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: put the rest of the money to bots his big.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Cat still on his winning streak. Have you guys thought
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: about tailing?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: No, neither have the second I jump in, it's easy,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: it's over. Yeah.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Do you think that Nicki Smoke should put out his
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: his podcast with Hello Griff?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Are they doing a podcast together?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: They recorded one last week, but that was their first one.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, great promo. If they did, Wow, couldn't have have
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: a better thing. Yeah.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: John Rich should go out there and do some investigative work.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah he should.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: Didn't he do?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Who did he do that for last time? Mincy? I
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: think he like tailed Mincy for like a week.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he's great at it.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: He should go tail and he smokes?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: He should, Yeah, get it, get a glimpse.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: I bet that he could get away with it, like
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent, especially if Nikki Smokes didn't find out.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Do you need a Do you need two hands on that?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: You need a second hand on that cock, brother, it's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: looking one hand short.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: I just want to make sure that if with two
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: hands there's still room for the mouth to get so. Yeah,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: because if there's nothing you could you.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Could fit four hands on.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: There's nothing coking out of the two hands. Now, granted,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: you know I need hands and he's insane. Standard woman's hand.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Holding it like a smash burger in a commercial.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Like you're riding a carousel.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: It's a wide, flat dick like a short stack of pancakes.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Do you think he's been asked that question before? Based
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: on the response, he must have been at least a
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: couple of times.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: This is entire I'm doing it unfairly because I have
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: bigger hands than most women.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: But they probably they're probably grabbing that dick like they're
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: picking teams.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: But it's just hard to know. It's hard to know
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: if how much is coming out of the end of
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: it smokes. I'd say you got at least a couple
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: of knuckles to work with the Yeah, a couple half
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: another woman.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna need a third hand? Should I ask
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: him if he's ever had a third hand?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Ever?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Have you ever tried a third Yeah?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Ask if he's ever.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: Slipped his own hand, and if so, does he go
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: bas or tip yeah or middle yeah? To work in concert?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Picking your ball color and croquet yeah?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: Ask him if he uh yeah, curious? What did he
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: say anything else?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: He asked about that podcast, if you should put out
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: the podcast. He said they recorded a show on Wednesday
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: before all the ship blew up, and he's been posting
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: clips on TikTok, but low key nervous to put them
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: on Twitter. Right now, they'll be nervous.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Putting them on TikTok. Yeah, oh he's fine.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: That's what they're doing well on TikTok.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean obviously, well, yeah, they're fucking destroying. No,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: just that's what is going to be. Yeah, I mean yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: well I got better than any one, but the only
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: one other only has like nine hundred thousand likes. Yeah, dude,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: the clips have changed my life entirely, But I don't
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: know if I should get it on Twitter. Oh man,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: was it electric being in the office after that? Was
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: it just buzzing?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: We did that, We shot the basketball tournament after that. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: it was buzzing. Well, it was like the chemistry had changed.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: How did you know about the drama to.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Bring it up from the producers network?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: They have like group chats and like like the net,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: the producers all communicate.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: And you're part of those chats.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like tapped into it.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Apparently, shit went down before the yact, oh yelling.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Between Nikki and the Akanaka.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: A couple of other people were involved.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: It was it's on the Chicago's version of stool Scenes.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: Oh they put it out, Yeah, Viva TV? Or you
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: mean it was on Viva TV seven seven three. That
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: was Hank's idea, right club seven seven three. Yeah, I'll
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: be honest. That name fucking sucks. I don't like that
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: name at all. I like Hank a lot. I think
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: he's a smart guy. I think he fucked up with
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: that name. Viva TV is just imagine like chilling with
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: your boys and being like, yo, I'm gonna pop on
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: some Viva TV. Is that cool with you guys?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: People watching?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Why are you disparaging on base? This is what I
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: got wrapped up.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: They just call it stool scenes because stool Scenes Chicago.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Stool Scenes is a great name. Why rolls off the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: tongue better.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Alliteration instead of Viva TV.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: But you don't think there's anything tongue in cheek about
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Viva TV.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: Sounds like yipee, like yip woo.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: How does it sound like that? I don't know, you
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: just don't like it.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: It sounds like it would come on after the rug rats.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: He said one to two hundred thousand views, the other
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: day four hundred thousand views.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: So tell him to put it on Twitter. Tell him
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna run in socials from now on. I'd love
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: to get the log in the Nicki Smoke's account.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: What if you guys did like a wife swap of
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: like your algo versus algo. What do you mean like
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: he gets to run your YouTube for a week. Just
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: watch the videos he would like normally watch on YouTube.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: I don't hate it. I mean these are probably what
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: it's probably just videos of dudes lifting weights. When you
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: get jacked like that. Usually that's what you're algorithms into.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: It's to look all change dudes and you go, damn,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: that cut's form is pretty good. You're commenting solid form.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure the dudes are not calm. I think
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: positive things about people's forms.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Oh they are, or though I guess they'll comment zero reps.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Not a single rep was counted that day.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Like with push up videos, when dudes don't push up
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: for him.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: I've never understood that. I've never understood how someone who's
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: going for some sort of record in push ups or
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: whatever on knowing it's going to be published, would not
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: do the right push ups? I never get that.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, what are the wrong push ups?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: People are just going halfway? No, just going halfway? Yeah?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Or same with pull ups. You know a lot of
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: people just do them on but they post them and
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: they've only gone halfway down. Yeah, who you kidding?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Ben Goggins did the pull up challenge. I think he
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: went all the way down.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Oh I bet you know who's also never done a
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: half rep is the brothers at the playground. Those dudes
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: are doing deep reps, especially pull.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: Ups, especially those boys down in New Orleans where the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: thirty second hangs in between their reps.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: They're doing thirty second.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: It is pretty The videos are crazy.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to start watching them.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: They're all kind of just like, no, I'm never leaving.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: They're like I love it here. They're like I've loved
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: not being able to leave this this ten square foot radius.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah you have already say that because you can't project
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: any weakness now.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: But some of them, some of them will be like, yeah,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get the fuck out of here, obviously,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: and then others will be like, no, man, I love
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: this shit and give up this, give this all up.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: They're like, we have to the like They're like, they're like,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: does it suck having to turn your head over your
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: shoulder every time a car drives by, And they're like, no,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: it's just how it is.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Probably limited cars going by that neighborhood. It's the uber
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: drivers won't even go through. Yeah, probably m If you
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: hear a car, it's probably a drive by. Yeah, spooky
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: as hell. But the Garden District's beautiful down there. Oh yeah, beautiful,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: incredible po boys too great at two face.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I could kind
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: of see it in New Orleans, Like now that I've
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: now that I know that New Orleans has areas like that,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: it kind of makes sense because like when I was
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: down there, I was like, it's not really that nice
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: here that you can tell the city it's God when
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: we're all when we all leave, you can tell this
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: place is going back to bad news quick and the
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: super soon as the National Guard moves out and tell
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be she it's gonna get moving fast, making
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: up for old time, lost time.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: I wonder what the scammers did during Super Bowl Week.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: The scammers Yeah, who would have been outside, but it
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: got spooked by the National Guard.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: They probably just chilled a little week off.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: No, you don't take the big week offs like.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: That battle during was it World War One? Where they
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: during at the Christmas Battle they played off till they
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: played and they sang Christmas carols together.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Are you familiar with that one?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Uh, that was World War One?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: I believe so.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: Wasn't there a rumor that they kicked a soccer ball
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: and played a game of soccer in between the two
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: trenches at first? This day? Know what Roan just said,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: I'm to be honest with you, I don't know what's
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: going on. My brain is like shutting down right now.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Are you getting sick?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know what is happening. But I haven't heard
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: a word that either of you guys have said in
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: like five minutes. And I thought it was because I
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: was getting tired and crashing from the bagels that I
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: ate this morning. But I thought that last time though,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: because he and I were recording, I started feeling really
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: nauseous at the end of it. But then I turned
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: it around and I got, Okay.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Your microbiome's too damn strong yet.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: It I'm just I'm sort of like, I don't know
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: you got I'm lorne dizzy and I haven't I haven't
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: really been able to focus on what's happening here. So
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: I apologize for that.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: I understood.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: I walked in and Francis was like, I got bagels.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: Can I talk about this or no?
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: No, let me post it first.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it was so funny.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: You're gonna get this the flu and it's gonna be bad.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Why are you saying that.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying I about the warning.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: You just said he's going to be Okay, Now you're
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: telling him he's gonna get the flu.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Well, now that he's got the early symptoms, last.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: Time, microbiomes great.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 4: Hill knock on wood.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: I uh, it's different telling you this one special.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: No's she's nasty.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom told me it was the worst flu
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: in fifteen years. That's what they're saying.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: Last year, and I remembered distinctly from November through April
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: that I had and I'm not making this up. I
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: had four separate, absolutely debilitating bouts of illness. Yeah, colds, flu, whatever.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: It happened so many times in one cold and flu
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: season that I couldn't understand it. Yeah, slightly different every time. Yeah.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: I have not had one cold this year, really, and
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: we're getting close to being through.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: I know a ton of people who had the flu
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: last week.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Last year, I caught mine in like late June.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: Who I can't remember a cold and flu season. I
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: made it through without at least once getting you know,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: a cold.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Don't even say this is like Jens and Big Cat
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: sixty to run.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: I hadn't gotten the flu like ever until the last
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: couple of years. I get it every year.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Now, you're not getting your flu shot because you're in
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: the office where people are swapping spit like it's their
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: fucking jobs.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: I'm never the here.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: You're banging three sixths of the barstools off the office. Yeah,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: and you you're only like a one hand time.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: How is a guy I don't know Oak's not gotten
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: the flu.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: I know he's got worse. He's got way worse.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: He probably crazy.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: It's like one of those mushroom patches in the woods. Yeah,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: Bubbling bought a dick.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: I heard Chicago's doing mandatory STD testing on the basketball court.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like checks in middle school. He's coming and
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: sifting through your pubes with a comb.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: Sign up for your discharge and receive when to get
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: entered for the chance to win a five hundred dollars
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: gift card to Barstool store. To the store. Yeah, person
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: with the greenest discharge, the.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Most dishonorable discharge. Fucking gross. Respect to Nicky Smokes, though
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: he l oiled my question about his has he ever
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: used a third hand?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: I predict that he's not going to be happy that
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: we talked about him.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Care what NICKI smokes the bro.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: He said he was going to fight me if I
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: tweeted that. You know that he was a lady killer.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: It's going to be good for content. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: He said he was going to fight you if you
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: tweeted that.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: He said, I I joked that I was gonna He
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: was like, don't tell I'm on sending this and I
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: was like, too late. I already screenshot and I'm tweeting it.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: It's a joke. He goes, I'd have to square up
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: you stop. I'll have to square up. Oh man.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: If I mean, if anything happened with the content, you
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: just we just bring him to New York, put him
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: under the umbrella.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: If Nicky Smokes flew to New York to fight you
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: just mid day.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: He would be the kind of guy who does it
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: that was a kind of fan like online, and he
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: would he would phrase it in a way that I
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: wouldn't understand.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: He would one of you guys just get sent through
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: one of these fucking fake walls.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: You get thrown through the fake door, like Kramer.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Smokes comes out.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: I I uh, I have no idea how I would
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: do in a fight at all.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: You would beat Nicky Smokes.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: But this is my point. Men seem to men seem
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: to think that, like, uh, you know, it's obvious I
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: haven't been in a fight in I guess fourteen years. Yeah,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: so I'm a little out of practice, not that I
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: ever really got the hang of it.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you would be. I mean you're athletic, though,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: you could you know which like leg to like send
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: your weight from?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess. But if anyone has any experience or
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: training in fighting, that person, I think, almost regardless of
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: size and stuff like that, wins.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, NICKI smokes with a bag, You're fucked?
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: What is a bag? Coke? Oh?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Like, do you remember Nicky Smokes old videos when he
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: was like in Miami with like the white stuff on
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: the side of his mouth, and he's like to like
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: people walking out of the stadium.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Was he?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: I think that was old, like coke smoked. He was
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: a bag boy, a bagpiper.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's off the bag though, but he was also
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: off the bottle. And then he broke sobriety right after
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: the Slightest inconvenience.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: No, it was before the Slightest in communion. He was
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: out for drinks.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: I took boxing lessons for two months, yeah, at that
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: point in Dumbo, which by the way is like, yeah,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: one of the most hallowed boxing gyms in New York.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, they've like trained champs, I think.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always been under the idea that I would
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: lose every fight I would I could ever be in.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: I don't way to live someone I could win against
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: a fight, Like I remember thinking about that in high
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: school too, though, like there would be like I remember
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: like this like little tiny kid that I went to
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: school with would always piss me off and I would
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: be like I think even if it came to fists
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: with him, I think he would beat like and I
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: was like I wasn't small, like I had muscle crazy
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: but I was still like, I'm so uncoordinated that even
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: though this guy is like five to one and like
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty pounds, I also don't know how
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: well I could take the pain of getting hid in
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: the face.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is the problem, right, it's being punched in
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: the face is the worst thing ever. Yeah, I would.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: I would rather throw up start my day by throwing
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: up every single morning then get punched like right here,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: right in the nose. Yeah, it's so bad. It's so
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: fucking bad. Have you guys ever been punched in the nose?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: Your eyes start watering so much that you can't see.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: It's like driving through a downpour.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I've been hit in the nose, but never
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: like a full swing to the nose.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: It's really bad. It's really bad. It doesn't sound I
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: got punched in the mouth split. My gums were split.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: I always thought the cheek one I was.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: I was in so much pain for two weeks after
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: that that I would wake up in the middle of
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: the night and have to take a leave in order
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: to go back to sleep, and I was taking it
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: before bed. Yeah, so like when it wore off four
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: to six hours later, I would wake up on command
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: from pain in my mouth and have to take it
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: and then wait till it took hold, which was like
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: twenty minutes before I could go back to sleep.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like two weeks.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I remember being at a frat party my freshman year.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Pain in the mouth is the worst.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a frat party, freshman year of college, and uh,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: it's when everybody was like pledging fraternities. We're in the
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: basement of a fraternity and these these kids I knew
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: from Northeast Philly were like in full togus. It was
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: an actual toga party, and one of them started getting
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: in a fight and someone like like it was like
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: the kind of thing where everybody got tackled and went
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: to the ground and I was trying to like get
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: someone off of him, so both of my arms were occupied.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like trying to get this guy off of the
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: kid I knew, and I watched a kid like Uh.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: I watched the kid like crow hop up to me
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: and just shit, And I just like saw it happen
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: in slow motion as both of my arms were occupied,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: just squinting at a dude as he fucking smoked.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: Dang that happens. Said they saw it that happens in
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: my dreams all the time. Yeah, you know, the long
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: coming punch that you can't avoid.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Fucker like he didn't know what side I was on,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Like he wasn't in a toe guy. I think that
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: he just was like it was a free for all fight,
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: and so we just wanted to get a shot on somebody.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: And just fucking smoke me in my face was awesome.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever even really come that
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: close to having someone punched me in the face. I
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: feel like I was de escalated. The only time I've
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: ever been closest I've said before, I've tried to fight.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: I tried to fight bo twice. I would I tried
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: to punch him in the face. Why I was angry
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: middle school.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: This is how I knew Sas was really sick on
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: Saturday because in the green room, he tried to tell
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: me that Nate, you know Nate, that Nate lives in Maine.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't try to tell him that. I told
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: him that.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: There's no way, and he said that he's told me
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: this before. I said, there's no chance.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: Moved to Maine when we were in middle school going
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: into high school.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: There's no way, I would have known that.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: I've said it a hundred times.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: Because I'm from Maine. Maine's a really small state. Anytime
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: someone mentions Maine, I get excited.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 3: Stories about like going up to Maine in high school.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: If Nate had moved to Maine in high school, I
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: would know him and he would be real, which I
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: still don't.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: Did he go school in Maine or was he commuting
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: to Yes, he went to Maine High School.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 4: Did you go to Kenny Bunk High School?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: Probably the Rams?
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 4: Main I don't think it was the Rams they were
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was the Rams. We used to play them lacrosse.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: You might have played him, he played lacrosse.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: No, they're different ages.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: He would have been a lot younger. He would have
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: been a lot younger.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: But I don't understand why you said if I knew,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: If I knew Nate moved to Maine in high school,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: I would have known.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: Him well because I kept tabs. I kept pretty good
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 4: to have the whole state. Who was coming in Southern
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: Maine state Coastal.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: Mainsteam Not really, it's not that big.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: It's actually it's one of the biggest by land mass
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: by population density. It's very small yeah, I'm telling you now,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think if I ever ran into Nate.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: You must have somewhere getting a lobster or something, maybe
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: buying barber.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: Did he ever go to Portland for dinner?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: I'm sure did he? That's over coach Now.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: That's only like fifteen minutes from him, maybe twenty, but
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: it's twenty minutes for me. But I'm on the other side,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: so we could have met in the middle. Yeah, I
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: mean i'd been to Portland. I think I've been to
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: Portland with him. I don't buy it.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I went up to a bachelor party in Maine.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 4: That's a cool place to do a bachelor party.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: It was like right on one of the first towns
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: over it's like as beach town. As soon as you
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: get into Maine.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: It's York or Wells, maybe York or Wells or maybe
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: one of those Wells Beach, Yeah, York Beach.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: It wouldn't have been York or Wells.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: Why it would have been exactly one of those two.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: Why not just wouldn't have what's.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: The people like?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: Like, what are people in Massachusetts think of Maine?
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: People? Uh, well, there's a kinship, I would say.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I lived in Massachusetts my whole life, so I
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: guess I could take this one.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: I lived in main my whole life, So why.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: Would you know what Massachusets people think of Main.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: Because I went to school in Boston and then heard.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: You went to Harvard. It's not like you went to
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: U mass.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: I would never claim that ship school betegrated in Massachusetts.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, how many people from Massachusetts go to Harvard?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: How many people from Massachusetts?
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: A lot?
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: You'd be surprised. It is a lot. Is it the
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 4: majority of the students from the state of Massachusetts?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: It is the majority of people that go to Harvard Massachusetts?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: No, certainly not.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Well, there's no state that comprises the majority of the
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: student body.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah there is.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: Are you saying. You're saying the state that has the
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: most represented.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: Like you, mass majority the people that go there are
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: probably from Massa Chusetts.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: I see what you mean.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And he's saying, no, one, there's a Harvard. There's
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: no majority of the Yeah, you can't say that.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, basically one we're saying. That's exactly what I mean though.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: That's why I said, why would you go You're going
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: going to Harvard? I don't think gives you an accurate
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: idea of what people from mass Chusetts think of people
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: from Maine.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: I guess it's just that I spent a lot of
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: time in the two states, whereas you never really went
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: to Maine.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: I know I did.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: I spent much more time in Massachusetts than you spent
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: in Maine. That is absolutely true.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're so much farther from me getting an answer
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: to my question.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: And as someone who experienced lots of people from Massachusetts
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: and lived there for four years and was out and
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: about going around going to b C, going to be
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: you Northeastern schools that do have a big Massachusetts populations,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: I would ask them, how do.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: You you had more interstate relationships?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: He did. My census taking was far more comprehensive than yours.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: You know what, everyone, you know what, more people in
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Massachusetts thought about it. But he had more interstate relationships.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: You have to give him that.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: The four years that I was taking the pulse of
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: how the quest from Massachusetts felt about people from Maine,
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: you were that when you would have done that, you
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: were in Illinois for a year and then New York.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, I know that I spent in Massachusetts I'm from Massachusetts.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: You're claiming Massachusetts. You're not from Massachusetts.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 4: I'm not claiming it.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: You're kind of claiming it.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: I'm claiming having done some studies.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: He had more interstate relations.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: I guess to answer your question is we thought they sucked.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 4: I don't think you really knew us.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: I think we did.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 4: And I don't even think you really knew your Massachusetts brethren,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: because to me, I.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: Know more people from Massachusetts than you by a mile.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: That's I wouldn't argue with that. I'm not arguing that,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: but I would say that Massachusetts people main people the accent.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Might know more people from Massachusetts. I think that's actually
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: closer than you would think.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: I bet you had more.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: Puis literally know because your circles are small and his
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: circles are big.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: You think my circles are small. Do you think I
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: don't know people in Massachusetts?
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: I think you knew the people you went to school
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: with and people I went.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: To school with. So that's already like fifteen hundred people.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: And he knows and he went to forty school with
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: forty thousands.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: You don't know people in college.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: You kept your head down, you stayed in a ten block.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: Right, I still grew up in the States.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: You were one of those kids that wanted to get out, though, No,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: I never did because you went to Illinois, and then.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: I went to ill because that's where they told me
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: I was going.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: He probably met more people, though probably not over his
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: four years of college. I bet he met more people
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: than you did in your over eighteen years.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, no, yeah, I agree with that.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: I don't I think so because you just that you
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: don't meet that many people when you're a.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: Kid, and knowing you now at a time when you
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 4: should be out, you know, sort of flourishing and being
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 4: social and expanding your horizons. I think that patterns has continued.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: He probably a days of class or days at bar
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: where he met more people than you would in an
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: entire year.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: True. Now you're very introverted, which we love about you.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: But I would meet people every year too. I would
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: get in a new class and I would meet those kids.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: But did you actually get to know them, Yes.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: Way more than you would get to know someone in.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: College enough to ask them how they felt about people
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: from Maine is the question.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we would. Actually that was a common.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: Here's here's what I would say. Very simply. I mean,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: that's a tough question.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: Thousands, right, right, So you don't think that I met
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: thousands of people.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many. What's your number?
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: That would be implying. So if you the way what
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: you're saying right now is that I didn't meet thousands
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: of people when I was growing up in Massachusetts, and
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: I didn't meet people now, so pretty much.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: We live in Massachusetts now.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying in New York and Chicago, I didn't
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: meet thousands of people either. So you're saying that in
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: my lifetime I have met less than a thousand people.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: Maybe I wouldn't be surprised if that were true.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: That's not I mean, it's just it's just not true.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: Well, here's what I would also say.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Right the way that I see it is I met
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, I meet people, ever tell them on stage,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: So like one hundred, Like this weekend, I met probably
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: six hundred people at least they met me. Well, here's
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: what I would say a little bit about me.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: But every time I has a video, if I tell
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: a little.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 3: Bit about myself, I'm gonna start going on stage like that.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: When I tell people, when people ask me where I'm from,
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: and I say, Maine, I.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Have oat switch a little bit though. No, you should
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: have seen him this weekend. I actually grew up in Jersey,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: believe it or not.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't say I grew up like I said
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: I was born. I said I was born in Red
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: Bank Personal Hospital. Pander, sure, a little pander.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: He had his birth certificate out on stage.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: Sass is out there on the fucking keyboard playing. Bruce
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: Springsteen walked right. I was like, you guys have a thunder
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: road screamed little slam. Mary's Oh wait really quick.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: This is makes big breaks happening right now.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: Focus. We need to we need to tie the knot
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: on this. Okay.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: When I say the big breaks, so we can tie
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: the knut Seahawks.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: Signing Sam Darnold to three year, one hundred million dollar deal, wow,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: and Justin Field's reaching agreement on a two year, forty million.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: Dollar deal with the Steelers team.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: I'd assume the Steelers.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: Their receiver corps is nuts.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Jets, Fields to Jets.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: Why does it not say that on there?
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, Justin Fields Fields to the Jets. Okay, okay,
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: so let's tie it. Let's tie this.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: When I tell people that I'm from main sass uh.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: I have never ever met someone who responded with anything
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: except positivity to that. For whatever reason, I think it's
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 4: just the least threatening state. It's it's a state that
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: everyone has a fond sense of. We're off in our
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: own corner of the country, kind of mining our own business.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: We're not.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: No one says it's the worst.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 4: We're not douchebags. We're not. I am to some degree. Yeah,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 4: I might be the biggest douchebag ever from Maine.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: That should be a comedy.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: I don't agree with that.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: Yeo.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: I think Maine and Masters are very similar.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. We have a kinship. That's how
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: this all started. I know a lot of douches from Maine. No,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: but Massachusetts it's far more developed, there's a lot more wealth,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: there's a lot more is much more liberal. Massachusetts is
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: much more liberal than Maine.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say that that's definitely true.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: Maine is by and large is wilderness, hunting, fishing.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's nobody's least favorite. Every other state probably has
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: a rival where they're the least favorite, or people love
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: to ship on New York.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know if we don't have any of our
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: we don't technically have any of our own sports teams
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: that could create rivalries. Everybody in Main roots for Boston
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: and that obviously, but like you.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: Know, damn your Canadian.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's really there's nothing. We're a little bit like
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: the Switzerland of America.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: But I don't know.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: I would say that, you could say that about a
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: couple of other states.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 4: Fine, by point being how does Massachusetts feel about Maine
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: at worst? Indifferent?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would agree with that.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: That's a walk back for your original assertion.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: What was my original assertion?
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: You said you they we think that they're douchebags. I
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: was just making it up. God damn, it probably hold
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: your point. When you unravel it like that, the whole
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 4: rug comes out from the entire premise.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: Because right now I'm just thinking about Sam Donald three years,
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: one hundred million.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: Dollars, one hundred and thirty. I thought it was one hundred. Oh,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: I thought you said one hundred and thirty.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Good for Sam Donald, third three year comeback player of
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: the Year.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: They should probably draft another receiver, though.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: I could see that going completely the wrong way. Oh.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, Seahawks will win. They'll be bad this year. I mean, gay,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: how do you give up? How do you give up
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: DK Metcalf for a third round pick because.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't want to pay him. They think he's meant
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: Why did we not take him? Because nobody wants to
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: go to the Patriots? Bro?
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 4: Do you mean the Patriots or the Bills? The Patriots? Right?
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, the Bills could have used them, though.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: What do you mean the Patriots or the Giants?
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: I ever claimed to be a Patriots fan ever that we.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Could find some photos.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: Nope. Yeah, I left my Drew Bledsoe, Jersey on a
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: flight when I was seven.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: On purpose, just to distance himself and that was the
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: end of that for a Phil Simms. Did you claim
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: the Giants?
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, wholeheartedly, such like a main, main kid thing to do.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, my family's from New Jersey and we moved there
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: when I was a science We moved there when I
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 4: was three. We imported that one allegiance because my father,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 4: whom I love, he was probably a big Giants, was
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: a Giants fan.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: He was actually not that different from you guys, believe
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: it or not.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: I would sit on the couch with my dad and
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: we would watch Giants games, and he would say someday
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: you will inherit this allegiance.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: That's why you were in the blue today.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: Are you pissed? I said, are you pissed that that
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: was the team that you had to inherit?
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 4: No, we won two Super Bowls against the Patriots.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: True, yeah, I guess during Patriots I guess we beat
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: Mahomes Brady crazy now, not really.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like you had the same quarterback
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: that beat Mahomes and Brady.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: What an unbelievable reach. That is why it's his team.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: What the well beating Mahomes and Brady's it would be
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: a great accomplishment from the same quarterback.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: It's the same team. My team beat both of them.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 4: His team.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: Your team changes every year, he said, So.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: What I roofed the team, don't roof for the players?
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: So did the Patriots.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like like, Brady won six stuper Bowls with
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: New England.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: So it's like, and we beat Mahomes and Brady like that.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: You could never say that. You just could never say
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: that that.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: We beat Mahomes and Brady.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, we beat Mahomes twice.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: Right, You didn't beat Mahomes and Brady.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 3: We beat the Eagles plenty of the tame.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, move the goalpost all you want.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 4: Eli Manning beat Tom Brady twice he did.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, that's great. These are better accomplished Eli Manning,
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: God lucky, Elon Manning, Elon, Elon Musking.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, feel good.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 4: It is funny that you say that, because I think
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 4: I said something on the pot about being or somewhere.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know where I said it. I said it
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 4: when I was doing my seafood Tower video or my
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 4: lobster video about being from Maine, and I must have
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: said born and raised. Which is funny to me to
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 4: say that because I have admitted that I'm from New Jersey.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: I would never in a million years be like, you're
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: not from Maine.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: Stop saying no, I know, but people did. People did,
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: And it's sort of like the big cat thing. Yeah,
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: but here's the deal. I don't give a flying fuck.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: It's a little different from that I am.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 4: I was born in New Jersey. I don't remember a
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 4: single day of living there. Yeah, except one day actually
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 4: we went to get Matchbox cards.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: Is it just that to claim New Jersey?
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Maybe no one wants to claim Jersey.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: I do remember Rogan doesn't when we move to Main
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: Jersey when we is he from there?
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: Rogan also that he used to do he does this,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: He used to do a move that you should think about.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: Sass always flaking, bring an extra opener.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: So from I think Rogan's from Massachusetts.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: I thought that.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: I think he I think his family lives in Jersey.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: Oh really, but I don't think he talks to his family.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: So you don't remember when this whole thing happened, like
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: a couple of years ago.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about that.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: When it's like his like his like old family who
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: he hasn't talked to in like decades.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: And the ones that are friends with Jersey Jerry like.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: Reached like started posting videos being like Joe, don't make
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: us open up Pandora's box.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: And those those are people Jersey jer he like calls
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: uncle or something what he knows them? Yes, like those,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: I think you remember this two years ago.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 4: Maybe I don't remember that.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And I just think I think Rogan just
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: never he was just like, yeah, these people are fucking lunatics.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: Smoke says what would out in tail sounds like a
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: funny idea?
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: What adding a third hand?
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: No, No, you're running his socials.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a third sounds like a great idea. Let
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: me hear more thinking about getting a third Explain that,
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: Explain where to go? I guess there is room now
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: that I think about.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: It, would I interlace the fingers like I'm leaving some
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: hollow bread?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: Man, did you hear about Publicity having triplets with Myron
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: from Fresh and Fit?
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: Is that a real sentence that you just I don't
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 4: know what any part of the except I know Publicity
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: she worked here?
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: Do you know Fresh and Fit?
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 4: No? I would have thought that was a sponsor of
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 4: our podcast?
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: Were you here when Publicity was here?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: No? Really overlap?
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: No, you guys would have liked each other. I genuinely
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: think he was. I don't know where friends I can
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: see like Francis, like going out to like dinner with Publicity,
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: I could see talk shit.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not a No, Unfortunately, you're more of a ship
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: talker than Unfortunately. Yes, you're more of a ship talker
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 4: than I.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 3: Don't talk any shit about anybody.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 4: That is insane.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: That's insane that you would say that. I do disagree.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: You talked about That's how I know. That's how I
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: knew about the two girls fighting in Chicago from SAS.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 4: That's how I found out about all of that was
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: from SAS.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 3: I was like breaking news.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: You said, did you hear what these con said to
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 1: each other?
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 10: No?
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: I did not.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: I could show that.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: I actually don't know if I've ever said that word.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: I have this, You've typed it. I have the fucking
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: screenshots posted screenshots. Then I don't care if I had
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: just pulled them out of my bro you guys been
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 1: watching White Lotus. No, of course, Walton Goggins.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: People are talking shit about this season. I think it's
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: it's amazing.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are people talking about?
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: These next couple of discs got me on my toes severance.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: I will say, so, we've lost the plot a little bit. There,
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: We've lost There.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 4: Is no plot they are unless there is some unbelievable
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: aligning of so many different, confusing mysteries.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 1: It's because Still is just drunk at the Knicks game.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 3: Dude. The last two episodes just didn't You could have
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: just not watched the.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 4: Most the most recent one. I actually didn't mind. The
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 4: one before that made me ah.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 3: I thought the last two. I thought both of them
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: really locked. I thought the last one specifically was bad.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, spoiler alert spoiler alert fast forward two minutes. Uh,
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 4: finding out that ko Bell drew up the plans for
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 4: Luman was a pretty big piece that informed her character.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, I thought so too, But then I
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: was kind of like, who gives a fuck?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 4: Well show Now she's going to be a soldier who
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: gets Mark and you know, finds a way to make
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: him a little more aware of ship. I guess maybe
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: the gema stuff with the doors and the doctor who's
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: the just all of that was fucking useless nuts.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: But I guess it's gonna come out that what like
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: there they buy dead bodies or some shit and they
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: make them into Hugan.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 4: The thing is is I refuse to go like look
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 4: up theories. I'm not gonna go look up on reddit and.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 3: Try That's just what I assumed was.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 4: Because I don't really want to know what it all
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: means until they tell me. Sorry, that's okay, that's it.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 4: We're done.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: Have you what? You haven't watched White Lotus at all?
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 4: Though? No, not yet watch.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: It or save it because it's starting to get I'm ready, so.
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 1: I can see you getting cast on White Lotus within
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: the next three years. I'm gonna speak that into I'm
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: gonna manifest that.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: I could see it.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know where my journey leads.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna manifest that for you, Mike White, we need
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 1: Francis on White Lotus. Think about it. Think about where
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: he would fit in. He would you would be a
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: good vac.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: People are starting to get uh, a little there in
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 4: my life. The people who who believe in me and
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 4: have been very bullish on my career are starting to
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 4: get a little antsy about me. I'll tell you that much.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 4: They're like, dude, you need to pick a fucking lane.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 4: You got too many balls in the air. What are
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: you gonna do? Are you stand up? Are you a
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: fucking podcaster? Are you a writer? Are you an actor?
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 4: Figure it out.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of people who do.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 4: All of those things.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: I think you have to do all those if you
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: one of those.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, except that I've been trying to wait for the
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 4: universe to tell me which one to fucking focus on,
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 4: and there haven't been many signs.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Bro, you need to do stay competitions.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 4: Going to keep letting you be absolutely mid at each
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 4: and every one of those things.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 1: Let's uh, let's do another stay competition.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: Yea, do something like that.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 4: That'd be fun.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Vancouver this weekend. Five shows what Canada? Yes,
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, bro, you have to bring home something.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: I agree for sure, for sure home somebody.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: I'll definitely hook you up.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: There's an awesome late night dim some place in Toronto.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: Really should go.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be by myself out there.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, No, you're not.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: Bromoke doesn't have a passport.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: Now, Mook's not going.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: The bus trip is too far.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: Had to take the weekend off.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 4: Sucks.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: Muke was like, I think I'm going to take the
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: couple next ones off, kind of just want to get
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: back to home base for a little bit. And I
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 3: was like, I want to do that so bad.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: He's like, I see how much people are fucking in
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: the Chicago office. I want to be home more.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: Looking to get the next three, looking to get the three.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: On everybody shame? Why not me?
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: Why not me? To get it three in a repeat?
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 4: Three handed dragon?
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: All right, all right, we'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 10: No was a still still under the ground. So I
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 10: looked on out to you game rise.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 8: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 8: one bad day. Were drifted?
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 10: Fool? Who was I so?
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 2: So?
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 8: Then you need so? No, I'm coming. I'm only phoning long.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 8: I was on a phone in.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 10: I was on your phone in one way. I was
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 10: on your phone in my stream. Don't get tape. I
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 10: was falling one way.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 8: See just a distant the bay, fast paper call, just
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 8: a no, take the candles you kissings, GIOJ.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 10: Don't be tap