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EP 159 Big Trick · Kennel Talk Podcast

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Music So so welcome to another episode of Kennel Talk podcast
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If your boy cadet the bowlegged assassin.
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And your boy DJ, Kid G. It's been a minute, guys.
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I know, I know. A minute.
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Bro, life and life, and I'm sorry to our faithful listeners.
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You feel me, that you hit me up on IG like, yo, what's up?
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What we doing, bro? You know, the Seth, the caves,
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the hammer. No, Rose J, you know what I
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mean? Like, man, fuck with y'all, bro.
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But yeah, you know, life in life and all.
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I mean, what more can I say, man?
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If you follow me on IG, you know what's been going on?
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Shit. What was going on the past three
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months? I was in Florida on baby leave.
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Paid baby leave. Yeah, of course we're gonna do
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shit for free. Welcome to my brand new baby
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girl, Shanice Nevaeh into the world on August 15th.
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She's been driving me crazy for a month and a half, but she is
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finally sleeping at night after a grueling six weeks of like, me
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waking up and seeing the clock. 13233 bro.
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In the middle of the night. Well shit was driving me crazy.
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I told wifey straight up. Like if our first baby was like
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this one, Oh yeah, I would have been done.
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It wasn't. No way was going for a second.
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She's the mean one. Oh yeah, for sure.
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I I could already see like Cheyenne like popping her shit
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and having control and then Shanice is going to be the one
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that's going to be like, I'm popping off like I ain't got
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time to talk from the smacking of your shit.
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I just hope that they, you know, got each other's backs to to the
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death. What else happened during that
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time? Shit low key caught a concussion
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in Miami. You you seen the video?
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Yeah, awesome junk. Shit I might put that shit on
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the the kennel top page, but for the people that want to see me
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catch a concussion being drunk as shit, go follow Cassie and
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Cadet on YouTube bro. The the Miami birthday vlog
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drink that shit. Oh that was a long fucking
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weekend bro. Shout out to my cousins man.
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That was a long weekend bro. I can't even count shit, what
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else going on? The country still on fire.
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But you're definitely still on fire.
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That's that, that, that. That's not going to be calm no
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time soon. It's probably going to be the
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next three years, four years. The year ain't even over yet.
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The term. That's the crazy part.
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It's been a long, oh, did she say, bro, what Jake got?
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Jake got shot in his neck. Everybody was so upset about
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that. Well, not everybody, you know,
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who was upset about that. Yeah, but we basically treated
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that the way they treated George Floyd.
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You feel me? Yeah.
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On some like damn he should have dodged a bullet or oh man he
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died of an overdose. *** was popping crazy.
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And then now they want to burn HBC us like bro yeah this shit.
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Happened to *** was threatening HBC us like what the fuck them
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boys had to do with anything bro like that's.
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All *** did was laugh. Bro this is what I say about the
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racist in the world brother. Motherfuckers would rather cut
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off their foot then see a minority with some shoes on you
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feel me? Like they they just be self
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sabotaging themselves off of straight hate and just be
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looking old and disgusting as they do it.
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Bro just that hate just be just I don't know man just eating
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their asses up. Leaking down their face.
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Bro, but yeah, I mean, ain't shit changed for me though?
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I was in Florida with my babies, AKA my guns.
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Yeah, I'm not. I'm not really.
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None of that shit fazes me bro. Like I ain't tripping off of
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nothing. Like we could fight, we could
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shoot, we could do all of the above.
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I'm not in my docile because I'm a parent or a husband.
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I'm going to be like letting shit slide.
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I get it to a certain extent, but sometimes, Nah, you can't
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let shit slide. Everything can't slide, bro.
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This ain't slipping slide sometimes.
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You got to speak up, man. Sometimes you got to check some
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shit. So yeah, bro, there's a bro,
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there's a saying that you you allow people to do.
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What they do, people do like you allow to do.
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You know what I'm? Saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I ain't, I ain't about them games, man.
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But so we did have a plan to have a guest on a a young female
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guest. But you know, per usual with our
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guest, something popped up. You know, I try to give people
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ample time and this that and the 3rd and, you know, the
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nervousness and pressure or whatever.
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I don't know, bro, it always something always pops up, you
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feel me? So it's going to turn into a
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cadet and Kidji old school *** talk.
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And and some of this topic came off of me, you and somebody
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else. I'm not, you know, I don't know
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who. Listens.
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To, you know, we just having conversations, you know, and and
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and that's how kennel talk came about anyway, It was just me you
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having real *** conversations and saying like, no, this some
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this, some this some good shit. You feel me?
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Like, yeah, we need to go ahead and put this out to the world,
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but let's start off with this man.
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So I'm like, you feel me? Yo, So I was thinking about this
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recently, dog. Like I don't know about you, but
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how the fuck did we stretch our refund checks back in college,
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dog? We did it because the prices
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yesterday wasn't the price didn't the prices today.
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That's one. And two, like when you, when
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you're poor and you're a college student, bro, you make
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everything stretch because you know you ain't gonna get another
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refund check to about another three months later.
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Yeah. So.
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Yeah, you make it, You make it stretch.
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Bro 'cause I remember getting the FAFSA refund checks and shit
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dog and I'm just like bro. But then again you can get away
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with putting like 5-10 dollars in your tank.
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I had like a Honda 1996 Honda Civic, right stick shift, bro
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$510 will get me at least 3-4 days bro and I'm driving from
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east side West side all over West side for sure right and and
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surviving bro, But *** I look back and I'm just like, bro,
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ain't no way I could do that now at all like *** blow 1000 in a
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few hours after getting paid, bro, not even a few hours, bro.
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You feel me like being being responsible adults is fucking?
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Yeah, man, expensive birds. Yeah, for sure.
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Dog for the birds, I don't know man.
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I don't know how it was for ladies in college, but I know
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when there was like a a party going on or some type of free
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food or event. I know everybody was popping up
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bro. Big facts.
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You hear me like yo, but it is what it is man.
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I don't think *** can survive these days for sure.
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I wouldn't even want to be in this day and area of being young
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bro, because *** being in high school with a Miri jeans.
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Granted, if they fake or not, I don't know.
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You know that's not my I don't really care that much but like
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designer shoes and what is it lace front wig that's full $500
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like though, I would hate. To be a some wild.
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Share. Not for sure bro.
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Anyway, all right, so here's the first topic of the day, ladies
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and gentlemen. Should men pay for things like
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hair for women when they are just dating?
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Like frustrating. Yeah.
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Like we just. We talk like we like I got your
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number. We went on like one or two dates
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and now you want some like, hey, you want to pay for my hair or
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you want to fund this? I think, I think it's it's
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situation based. Like if, if I fuck with you the
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long way and and we've been talking for a minute and you
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ain't asked for it, It just came up in conversation.
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Like we just talking like, yeah, I'm going to go get my hair
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done. And I'm like yo, I want to I.
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Probably want to do something. Not even that.
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She's straight up. She's straight up asking you
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like, yo, can you fund my hair? Nah, if you asking me like that,
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like why, why would I do that? And I, we, we, we just not
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getting to know each other. We ain't we ain't got there's no
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commitment, there's nothing. Why would I do that?
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That's not like calling you a. Uber, what do you think it
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changes if you fucked or if you didn't fuck for a girl to be
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able to ask? I still don't think that that
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gives you leeway. Like that's just something that
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we did as consenting. Adults.
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Oh yes, yes, 2 consenting. What I'm saying that that's not,
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that's not a trade off. Don't make it a transaction.
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Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
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Like then. Go ahead, go ahead, pop your
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shit. Here comes a transaction.
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You don't. Know hey, 'cause if I'm
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indirectly paying for the pussy, I'm gonna start treating you
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like a whore. Fuck it.
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It feel me like we ain't doing no small, no small talk.
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We ain't doing none of that extra shit.
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Hey, I got these funds. You got that pussy, I bet let's
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do that. And don't get in your feelings
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neither. You can but but they will.
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Oh yeah, you know that for sure, man.
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I don't know, man. So I ain't going.
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But somebody I was talking to, he basically, you know, he
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started messing with a girl. I think it was within a month,
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bro. And then he had his birthday and
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ain't *** I can hear all of that God damn hungry and Dick and
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shit. Yeah.
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So within a month, you know, they dealing with each other and
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I guess he end up smashing or whatever.
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And then it was going to be his birthday weekend and basically
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she was just on some like, oh, you want to pay for my hair?
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And when he told me that shit, I said thank God I'm not I'm I'm
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not single anymore because. Yeah, Nah.
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Bitch, what, you want me to pay for your hair to attend my
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birthday? I'm, I'm, I'm going to send you
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to your way, bro. Like don't even don't even worry
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about coming bro. Single me would have been
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ruthless out here dog, because I would have had no patience for
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none of the shit that I've been hearing from people dog like I
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don't know what's going on out here dog.
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I'm from the I'm from the college be on sale.
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Because he's on. Sale.
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Bro she had a lot of it. Yeah, for sure.
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In the end of the meeting, right, too.
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And she was? Yeah.
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Nah. She was cool.
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She just never hear about. Like she just she'll never hear
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about. Like you need to pay me to for
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me to get my hair done in order for me to come to your birthday.
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Yeah, it's some wild shit. Yeah, 'cause imagine a ***
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saying that to a girl. Oh, you want me to come to your
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birthday dinner? Alright?
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You want to pay for my haircut, man?
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You want to make it to that group chat before motherfucker
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even send a reply bro? Like expeditiously this broke
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ass *** man. Listen we need to get back to
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shaming these women bro. With some of these women the
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audacity is is crazy for show. Like I'm not understanding as a
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married man I'm not understanding none of that shit.
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Like it don't make sense to me bro.
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Like I said, I'll be happy as hell that I'm married when I
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hear these stories because Ottoman cuts bitches out left
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and right. Bro everything is transactional
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nowadays. Yeah, everything, Yeah, 'cause
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I've seen a video recently where there was like, this is the only
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era where women will refer to *** as tricks but don't think
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they're a prostitute. Like, right, right.
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Shit ass backwards, bro. I, I, I try to make sense of it,
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but Nah Nah. Nah, ain't ain't, bro.
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You can't. Nah.
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So now this leads into the next thing that I want.
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We wanted to talk about for sure.
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What is it again? It is should wait.
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No, not that one. Do women respect money?
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No, I and I, I don't want to say all women, but most.
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I don't before you get in there, you want me to read those
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responses from the ladies before we actually?
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Yeah, yeah, I'd like, I'd like for you to read those.
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Alright so I asked 3 ladies how they felt about that that topic
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or whatever the first one is from Butter and I'm gonna read
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that. She says respecting money would
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mean majority of women respect themselves.
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But some women constantly show their respect for themselves by
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using their bodies for funds, wasting money to look capital
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like they got it to others, and women not having a savings
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account and always wanting men to be their emergency savings.
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If money was respected and standards was the foundation, we
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wouldn't glamorize the city girl world and lifestyle.
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That's about his response. Then we have Miss Tippy.
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She's also been on the pod. She says.
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Honestly, I think it depends on the woman and the context.
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Most women don't just respect money.
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I respect the stability, ambition, and discipline behind
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how you manage it. It's not about flashing it or
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bragging. It's about showing you have
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direction, security, and purpose.
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Money without character doesn't impress anyone with real
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standards like me. Financial security is super
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important. No one wants to build with
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someone who has no plan as a man and that's the issue I'm running
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into now. Majority of the men I don't know
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how I got flipped on men *** And that's the issue I'm running
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into now. Majority of the men shit not
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together all they can offer is a good looks and Dick so I would
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be the breadwinner and taking on a son instead of a partner.
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And man how the hell she flipped that on the *** I didn't even
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read the ending of it. How did that get flipped on to
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the *** How is it our fault? But now I did, I did agree with
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a lot of that. But she's saying good looks and
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good Dicks. So what these bitches coming out
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here with? You feel me?
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Empty pocketbooks bro. Not hurt or not.
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Hurt No, no, no, no, these these ladies are in careers and, you
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know, established. And then the last one is from
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the the the homie Liz. You feel me?
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Shout out to her. She said women who have had to
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work hard to earn their money understand the struggle to pull
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themselves by their proverbial bootstraps.
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Whether it was paying their own way through school, working hard
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to get a scholarship, opening their own business, working hard
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jobs to make ends meet or what some may deem as derogatory,
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stripping Respect money. Quote all capital letters.
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Girls who expect handouts for men, the government, friends,
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family members are entitled, do not respect money.
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Their value is what can I get from someone else versus the
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later or the latter who strives to earn, to build a legacy,
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maintain generational wealth and or break generational curses.
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All right, so now go ahead and Give your opinion.
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Do you remember our conversation when we had this convo?
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Yeah, cuz, yeah, cuz I'm all fucking.
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I just no. Go ahead.
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I just feel like, well, one of the ladies said that it's, it's
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situational based. Yes, it is also situational
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based. But majority, if you're speaking
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about majority and you feel like majority of nowadays women,
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depending on what their struggles are, their background,
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they may or may not respect it. A lot of them don't though.
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Like a lot of them don't like it if.
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You what? What's your example of not
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respecting money when you see it from women?
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Give me an example. OK, I'm going to give you
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examples. No, Yeah, if I.
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If I went ahead and I said, and then we had a conversation
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before we go, let's just say I'm talking to a young lady and I
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say, hey, look, listen, are we supposed to be going out with a
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bunch of friends? You know, the funds ain't funds
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are looking funny, right? So just I'm not, I'm not saying
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you can't get what you want, however, be mindful, you know,
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because the funds aren't where they need to be right now.
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And so I need for you to be mindful of how you order, you
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know, because you usually go off the Richter scale with drinks
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and everything dessert. Like there's some things you
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don't need to have right Want. To try a little bit of
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everything. Right.
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And so we go out, go to the restaurant after and we have a
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private conversation of the funds they need.
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Ain't where they need to be. We go out, you order, she sits
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down. The first thing she order is
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probably lamb chops. See surf and turf, you know
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then. Then she want to try 8 drinks
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and then she want to try the most expensive dessert on the
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menu after we don't smoke. Now I can't.
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I can't signal her. At the table right?
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Yeah, I can't do nothing. Just boil it because.
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Brah, but you boil it on the inside.
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Oh, and then when the bill comes, it's like they hand a
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bill to you. Or the Bills.
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They don't even look at it. They don't even look at it,
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let's be honest. They don't even look at it.
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They don't even look at that shit.
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So and the whole time you on your phone, are they on their
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phone and they're they're basically waiting for the bill
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to be paid so we can go home. Oh can I have a box please to
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go? Shit, at least you took it.
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At least they take it home though.
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There's some girls out here that do all that shit and just leave
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the food on the table though. That shit to me boils that
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that's that's someone that doesn't respect money because at
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the end of the day, if I had to cut every one thing, if I didn't
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and I just went out. Low key I'm the only cut you
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off. That reminded me of of of when I
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was in college and I dated that one chick, a little red one.
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We would go out to eat. Mind you, as a broke college
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student, we're going out to eat, right?
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We went out to eat more than I wanted to.
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That *** never took food home bro.
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That's why I would take a plate. Bro let me get this to go.
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Bro, you know fucking way never took food home.
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I don't know how she gained all that weight.
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But anyway, continue. Go ahead.
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So, yeah, so and, and, and my book, I, I definitely would like
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to to say that that that would be someone that doesn't respect
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money or like, you know, you know, I'm, I'm telling you like
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the hey man, the funds ain't there.
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You know, I'm still playing catch up.
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And then you turn around, you tell me.
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Well, when when we going to go when we going to go out and and
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and go on this, let's just say lavish date outside of town.
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And I like this ain't the time. Like how do you want me to
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answer that? Bro.
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Like like I just told you about my situation.
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That's that's when you want to snap because it's like, bro, we
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just had this conversation, bro, why?
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Why is this another topic again on another day?
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Like the shit? Ain't going to change.
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If you snap, you're wrong. Yeah, if you don't snap and you
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don't say nothing. Shit, just keep.
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Going then you keep going and it's like, what part don't you
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understand? Like finances aren't there bro.
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Like, I'm not, I'm not broke, but I don't want to be broke.
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Amen, Sir, Amen. I do not want to spend my last,
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bro. I listen.
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This is one thing my mom always instilled in me, bro.
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Just like always. Have some backup emergency funds
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bro 'cause you never fucking know, bro.
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You never know bro. Living paycheck to paycheck and
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this Nah. Bro, that shit's wild.
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Bro, especially right now where I'm in Canada, you feel me like
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the friends ain't where they should be, but that's what I got
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to do to try to get back home, right?
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I get get along comfortable for a little bit to get comfortable.
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So I ain't tripping as opposed to when I was in Cali.
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Like when I go back home to Florida, like I'm I'm acting up,
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you feel me? I'm acting like a *** from New
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York when they go to Florida. I'm just Oh, this amount, I bet,
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because I know I'll go out to Cali and like make that shit
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back easy. So it's a little different now,
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right. But for me, when we was having
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that conversation, man, it was just like being married or
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anybody in a relationship, bro, like if you a *** that is Mr.
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make it happen or whatever the fuck.
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Like you really starting to peep that women do not fucking
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respect money, bro. And I don't know what started
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that that topic when we were all together, but I do remember
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like, so it's my my wife's birthday last month.
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She also had you feel me? So, you know, do the push gift.
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Fucking Louie bag, you know we ain't going to China or no Louie
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bag. You feel me like if I'm going to
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do designer, we going we going to go all the way where you can
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get the receipts, you can put the fucking initials and ***
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ain't going to turn you away when you try to do that shit
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right. Get out of Louie bag spent buku
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money. You know we're not going to go
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to the exact amount spend spend good amount of money to let you
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know that hey, I love you. I appreciate you for bringing my
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child into the world. And then quickly after that
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weekend government fucking shutdown and I just had that
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face like I'm just looking back at all that spell.
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I'm just like, God damn, you feel me?
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But it is what it is. You can't you can't take that
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money back, right? It is what it is, right.
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So then following that all of a sudden oh babe can you send me
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this? Oh but in mind you you know
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right now she's a stay at home mother.
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I respect it. I get it I understand.
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Well little y'all can shut the fuck up.
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Please do not say anything in the comments.
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None of that you know I mean I have no filter and I will cuss
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y'all out you feel me? So she's a stay at home mother
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and I understand, but she also has an automatic amount that
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goes from my account to her. And we'll still be like, which
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is cool. Like hey, can you send me this
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or hey, can you buy this? Alright, cool.
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But after this happens, you know, the government is shut
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down. And you know, I work for said
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government. If I have to take a step back
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and be like, hey, babe, like this is the exact amount that I
21:47
spent over this month to make sure you had a great birthday,
21:52
right? The government is currently shut
21:56
down. Can we please just pump the
21:59
brakes? Just give me a little break
22:00
right now. Like I don't, I feel like women
22:03
don't respect money because I even had to say that shit.
22:06
Like I don't even feel like I needed to say that bro.
22:09
Like you are listening. You know what's going on, bro?
22:13
And there's some, there's certain things like you should
22:16
already kind of put one and two together.
22:18
But you know what, to be honest with you, I don't, you know, I'm
22:21
gonna play devil's advocate. I'm gonna say that sometimes it
22:24
depends on the person whether they're they're coherent.
22:27
And when I say coherent, I mean like some people really don't.
22:31
Can't read the. Room like legit like I I got a
22:34
homie. I had to actually had to take a
22:36
seat and to to really explain to him why his cheap ways were
22:43
cheap. And this was a past trip that we
22:47
had. And I actually had to explain to
22:50
him like sometimes you have. The Homie.
22:52
Blinders and you only think about yourself.
22:54
And I had to explain this specific scenario and he, he
22:57
gave me that like aha moment. Like, damn, I didn't realize.
23:00
I didn't realize I was doing that.
23:01
I was like, yeah, because you got blinders on and you know,
23:05
you didn't, you couldn't read the room.
23:06
Everybody, everybody was thinking the same thing.
23:09
Everybody just adjust with it, you feel me?
23:11
Like they don't want to embarrass the *** special
23:13
homies. They don't want to embarrass the
23:14
homies of shit like that. Exactly, exactly.
23:17
But you know, I wouldn't be a homie if I can't pull you over
23:19
and be like, yo, this is what's going on.
23:22
I wouldn't have done it at that point in time.
23:24
But if you asked me advice, I'm going to tell you, hey, this is
23:27
the time, but that it happened. This is what happened.
23:29
XY and Z, you ain't really, you wasn't really trying to, you
23:32
know, be into it. But I say that and say this like
23:36
I really want to say some, some women are just clueless.
23:40
You know what I'm saying? That's too, even though it's
23:43
going on, They're like, wow, Oh my gosh, the government,
23:45
government shut down. Oh man, like the the the the
23:49
bell. Oh man, the government shut down
23:51
babe are we going to go on a date before you go back to
23:52
Canada? Right right.
23:56
God damn bro. It doesn't click like.
23:58
Damn my man. Works for the government, he
24:00
may. Not be getting kid.
24:02
Bro, bro. And me personally, *** I'm not a
24:05
*** that likes to stress, right? I, I leave it in God's hands.
24:08
But the thing that women sometimes don't understand,
24:13
right? Maybe they get used to dealing
24:14
with bum *** I don't know. But I am not said bum *** right?
24:18
I, I make sure my family's good, you know, I'm saying like I make
24:21
sure that I'm able to, to be comfortable, you know, without
24:25
having to go crazy or stress myself out.
24:27
So a lot of times women don't even realize like they be the
24:31
one that bring the stress to us dog.
24:33
Because me personally, the government shutdown, I've been,
24:36
this is my second government shutdown since being in the feds
24:38
for like 15 years, right? So I know what to do.
24:40
I know how to pivot, but I can only plan for myself.
24:43
And I think we've had this conversation before where it's
24:45
like as a *** bro, like we could have our funds and where we know
24:49
we're going to spend our money on.
24:50
But then we also have to have in the back of our head, OK, let me
24:53
put these funds to the side for my girl, just in case you want.
24:57
To do this. Just in case you want to go do
24:59
that. And it's way more even.
25:01
It's probably even worse with kids because it's like, OK, you
25:04
have your, your significant other then random expenses.
25:08
Oh, daughter has to go to this party.
25:09
She needs to get this type of outfit or, oh, she got to go to
25:13
this place. It's this amount of money.
25:14
You know, I'm saying like little shit like that.
25:16
And, and the thing about that, bro, that shit adds up so
25:18
fucking quick, bro, like even just today, my *** just today,
25:23
right? She's supposed to go get her
25:26
hair done right tomorrow. So mind you, the government's
25:29
been shut down, but they paid us like a week and a half ago our
25:34
regular pay, but they only paid US 70% of it, right?
25:37
So it's still 30% leftover. And they didn't say anything
25:40
about when we're going to get paid.
25:42
So they ended up giving us funding and the military, right?
25:48
So they're like, are we going to pay y'all?
25:49
We're going to pay y'all what was leftover, which is the 30%
25:52
plus your regular check, right? And in for in for the
25:55
inconvenience because I usually get paid on a certain day
25:58
because I got USAA. But they paid us like 2 days
26:00
early right? So like I said, she gets
26:04
automatic funds to her account. So what's in your background?
26:07
You got a watch around or something?
26:09
No, I ain't got a watch. I ain't got nothing.
26:11
On buy your laptop. No, no, I hear air anyway,
26:15
disregard shit, I don't know. So yeah, she gets automatic
26:21
funds right? Boom, she gets the funds.
26:24
Let's say this is like a a Monday.
26:26
By Tuesday, the funds were done right?
26:31
So then today she's like, and I might get cussed out for this
26:37
episode. It is what it is bro You will.
26:39
Hey, the podcast was my event session, bro.
26:41
This is the only reason I didn't crash out in real life in the
26:43
past was because it, it turned into a therapy.
26:46
So she texted me today because I had, I came home, fell asleep,
26:49
took a nap, woke up. She's like, hey, so you know, my
26:53
bank usually clears those funds at like 6:00 PM and I got to get
26:57
my hair done. So you want to send me the bread
26:59
and then I'll just give it back to you or whatever.
27:01
And I'm just like, and I had a feeling it was going down this
27:04
rabbit hole, right? And I'm just like, I'm like,
27:08
when you got that money in your account the other day, what did
27:11
you think that? Where did you think that came
27:12
from? Oh, didn't you say there was
27:14
back pay? I was like, that was the back
27:16
pay. They just decided to give it to
27:18
us early also. Wait, we're not and then this is
27:21
the other thing we're getting paid.
27:23
We're not getting paid tomorrow. What the fuck is this?
27:29
We shit, we French we we bro women do not respect money.
27:38
The *** blue bro. I'm trying and I love my wife.
27:42
Do not ever get A twist together.
27:43
I love my wife. I don't play by her.
27:44
I will fuck y'all up over it right?
27:47
But it'd be moments. I just be like you can't be
27:49
fucking serious. So wait, did you did you blow
27:51
through that money because you thought you about to get another
27:54
one on Friday? Is that what's going on?
27:55
Like what do we is that what we would do?
28:00
I was so fucking confused bro. I'm telling you, I don't.
28:04
I, I want to play devil's advocate.
28:06
I want to say that in my deepest serious like thought process, I
28:13
really don't think that they be thinking like like legit like I
28:19
really don't think that she thinks about like, you know how
28:23
they say think before you speak and some *** Just that's not Oh
28:27
my. Bad, you know what I'm saying?
28:29
Like like a second thought. Like damn, *** why would you say
28:31
that? You know what I'm saying?
28:32
Like you wouldn't. It's kind of like one of those
28:35
moments because I refuse to think someone that's as smart as
28:40
they are don't think about those things 'cause then.
28:44
You don't. She's very smart.
28:46
She's very fucking smart. She's smart as shit, yeah.
28:49
Smart as shit. So I really think the flip side
28:52
of it is that they just that aha moment isn't there at that
28:57
moment. It's just almost like a selfless
28:59
or selfish type of thinking like I need, I need, I need and not
29:03
really thinking like damn, this is what it is.
29:07
So bro I want cause 'cause the other side of it is like you do
29:12
know and you don't give a fuck. You better not be that.
29:15
I don't think it's that, though. I know that's what I'm.
29:17
That's what I'm saying that's. What I'm saying that like, like
29:20
there's there's no because if you if you didn't know it, I
29:23
know the type of person your wife is, she would think twice
29:26
like Nah, let me not do that. That's why I'm saying like in
29:30
her defense, I really don't think she but.
29:32
No, and she don't, but The thing is, right, a lot of the times,
29:35
like I'm a person, bro. I, I say exactly what I mean,
29:38
right, even before my job and even more now with my job,
29:42
right, because I got to interrogate people.
29:44
So it's like I'm listening thoroughly.
29:46
I'm I'm dissecting your words. So I always say make sure you're
29:50
saying what you mean, right? And then I'm going to make sure
29:53
that I'm telling you exactly what you need to understand.
29:56
And I'm going to give it to your way that you understand it
29:58
because it's part of my job is legal.
30:00
Fucking shit that can happen if I'm not saying something to you
30:03
correctly, right? So it's like I don't be
30:07
understanding where the confusion be at 'cause I, I
30:10
articulate myself very well, bro, Like it can't be no
30:14
confusion in that bro. But like when she said that I'm
30:17
just like, Yo, you for real, right?
30:21
But I mean my wife and we had this conversation not too long
30:26
ago. I think I said this in front of
30:28
her Mama. I was like yo casting paid a
30:31
bill since she moved to California in 2021 we got
30:38
married no 2022 we got married the end of 2021.
30:42
She ain't pay no bills in 2021 really In 20/22 she moved.
30:47
She ain't pay the bills since that time frame bro.
30:50
She don't know how much the car payment is, she don't know how
30:52
much the car insurance is, she don't know how much the rent is.
30:55
Bro, you feel? Me.
30:56
Well, I think, I think that's also a part of building a soft
31:01
life for a female, like if if you built that soft life for
31:06
her. OK, well soften my fucking
31:08
pockets, goddamnit. Yeah, yeah.
31:10
Soften the blow to my pockets. I feel you.
31:13
But I think that's that's inadvertently what it is.
31:16
You know how when you have a child and you give that child
31:18
everything and then when they grow up, they automatically
31:22
think that, you know, they when you going to give it to me, Mom,
31:25
when you going to give it to me that it's like Hillary off of a
31:27
Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Daddy, I need $100, you know
31:31
what I'm saying? So if you built that soft life,
31:33
that's in return, that's your, that's your return, like you
31:37
built the monster. In all honesty, bro, the the
31:40
bills that are getting paid, we're going to get paid
31:41
regardless if I was married or not.
31:42
You know what I'm saying? So I really don't affect too
31:44
much. It's just this is our shared
31:46
space now, right? But you know, I've been moving
31:49
around so I give her that. But like when she gets into her
31:52
career, *** when I tell you I'm buying everything, my feet are
31:57
kicked up like let this be the last time to my last breath that
32:02
you asked me to pay for anything.
32:05
You need a break. Oh my God, *** like I said, and
32:11
this is the difference though, it's when you're Mr. make it
32:13
happen. Now, the *** that be out here,
32:16
you, you moving with a chick moving into a chick's house
32:18
three months into knowing her. Y'all *** got to sit this
32:20
conversation out. This ain't for y'all.
32:22
This is this is big boy talk. You feel me?
32:23
Like, yeah. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
32:25
Like it's certain *** that get get it out the mud.
32:28
I respect y'all too but the *** that literally Leech off of
32:31
women. And I'm trying so hard not to
32:33
say this nigga's name bro. I just out of respect, out of
32:37
respect for the young lady, but she was a hoe ass *** He.
32:44
Was a hoe ass *** boy, homosexual ass *** anyway.
32:49
But yeah, man, I don't know, man.
32:52
Do you think the whole money thing, you think it's a learned
32:54
thing like it comes from the parents or the lack of, I guess,
33:00
financial literacy? Yes, I, I, I do believe to a
33:03
certain extent that you have to teach your child like, like the.
33:07
Importance of it. But if I, if I were to have baby
33:09
girls, right, Yeah. The way I would the way I would
33:12
do it is you. You definitely do want to teach
33:15
him that a man's supposed to take care of you.
33:17
But on the flip side, you want to teach him how you know the
33:21
worth of money and also too like to be independent or to, to be
33:26
independent. There was there was something I
33:27
was hearing on the, I don't know, some podcast.
33:31
She was saying she was explaining how her dad always
33:33
told her when you ever you go out with a with a guy, always
33:37
bring 3 * 3 * a bill. Yeah.
33:40
And so one day she went out with a guy and she didn't really
33:43
understand what that meant, but she always did it.
33:45
And the guy was like, you know, he wanted to do something, to
33:48
pay for something. And.
33:49
And and then she was like, no, I'm good, you know, yada, yada.
33:52
Yeah. And then the guy turned around
33:54
and kind of flipped it. Like, you think you all bad?
33:56
You want to pay for this? You want to pay for that?
33:58
She was like, you know what? Yeah, I don't want no problem.
34:00
I'll, I'll pay. I'll pay for my bill and I'll
34:03
pay for yours. And we can end this like, I
34:05
don't. I'm good.
34:06
You know what I'm saying? Because he thought that he he
34:08
was the he was a macho man. You got it.
34:11
You can't pay for this. And she paid for it.
34:13
And she basically explained to her like, yo, this is what my
34:16
dad has always taught me is that always be ready to pay that bill
34:21
and be out to be out the door. Never put yourself in a corner.
34:24
Paint yourself in the corner where you depended on somebody
34:26
else to do it. You know, my daughters are still
34:29
young, but I, I know for sure what I want to instill in them
34:32
is not necessarily the independent side of being a
34:34
woman, right? But not being dependent on a
34:37
man, but also still letting him know, like, I need you or I want
34:41
you. Not need, not need not I want
34:43
you because I don't ever want somebody to need me.
34:46
I want you to want me because need comes from like survival.
34:48
Like I need you because I don't have a roof over my head or I
34:51
need you because. Right, right, right.
34:53
You know I can't handle these certain bills or whatever the
34:55
fuck. I want you to want me, right?
34:57
So like raising 2 girls, like I don't ever want them to, to
35:01
place themselves in a position where they can allow a man to
35:03
disrespect them in any type of way, right 'cause your dad never
35:06
disrespected your mom like this dad.
35:08
And the third you feel me? Like never did that so I ain't
35:10
showing you that. So y'all ain't gonna accept that
35:13
either, you feel me? But at the same time, dude, bro,
35:16
no, hell no, because *** be wild and though bro, *** be wild and
35:21
my *** put themselves in positions, right?
35:24
Child of my cousin, big trick, big trick, big trick.
35:28
Like you, you can't, you can't try to show people a certain
35:31
lifestyle, right? Like we were saying, try to
35:33
show. When you try to show people
35:34
certain lifestyle and then they step out of pocket and say or do
35:37
things because of what you're showing them, you kind of have
35:39
to take a step back and like look at it like damn, maybe I
35:42
was doing too much in this situation or maybe I shouldn't
35:45
have paid for this or maybe I shouldn't have volunteered this.
35:48
You know what I'm saying? Like it's OK to sometimes test
35:51
it. Like oh, where's the mindset at?
35:54
Listen ladies, it's OK to pay a bill sometimes.
35:56
Not a bill like as far as like home bills, but like if y'all go
35:59
out on a date, pick up the check and then go to the bathroom on
36:02
some shit. Hey, let me get the let me get
36:04
the check right? You feel me?
36:07
But but that *** eat the shit out that pussy that night.
36:09
The fuck bro? Have us feel like a bad bitch
36:12
sometimes. It's almost like it's a, it's a
36:17
negative thing for you to pick up the bill.
36:19
Like it's like like that's what it's starting to be.
36:21
It's like, Oh no, I'm not going to pick a bill because I
36:24
shouldn't pick up the bill. Why should I?
36:26
And it's like, bro, you could, you could, bro, we don't
36:29
actually do it. We're not actually doing a
36:31
consistent basis. But it is nice to hear like give
36:34
give us a chance to tell you now we got, I got it, you know.
36:37
What I'm saying, women like flowers.
36:38
We like when we save money you feel me?
36:42
Y'all like the shit that blows money.
36:44
We like to save money. Let's do that.
36:46
Have you seen that video of the girl that got engaged?
36:49
The black chick and she was just like they told me not to fix his
36:52
lunch. Oh yeah, they.
36:54
Told me not to iron his clothes bro.
36:57
Motherfucks was tearing her ass up in the comments bro.
37:00
Like what is the issue bro? She's.
37:03
She's happy she got the ring. Happy as fuck I ain't no cap
37:07
though you know she wifey had friends.
37:10
That wasn't rude for me either. So.
37:15
You feel I bet, I bet you they're nice and single now.
37:26
Hey, I should to say brother I. Don't know who they are but
37:31
usually they're like that are single.
37:34
Shout, shout out to my daughter Tina, though, man.
37:36
Tina forever have my bad man. She good in my book.
37:39
Forever, bro. Yeah.
37:41
I mean, bro, as long as you know, whatever time you're
37:48
investing into a person, you know, I'm saying like the person
37:52
is a good person. They not treating you bad.
37:54
They doing what they can or they at least trying because this is
37:56
my thing for both sexes. Deal with people that are
37:59
actually trying. You know, I'm saying like you
38:02
dealing with a person that's cool with the complacency of
38:04
where they're at, whether it's negative or whatever the fuck,
38:07
that's when you should have an issue.
38:08
But if it's somebody that's striving to go from the fucking
38:11
fry cooked to the burger person to the person taking orders, hey
38:15
man, they're striving for something.
38:17
Give them a little credit. But.
38:22
Shut up to the cheap to the cheap host.
38:24
I mean to the cheap girl. You love me a cheap woman.
38:31
You can tell like they, they kind of know the value of money.
38:35
You know what I'm saying? Like they're like, oh, no, no,
38:37
no, no, no, we're not about to pay for that.
38:39
There's something cheaper. Like there's a couponer.
38:41
Like you can tell like there's, there's ways of them wanting to
38:45
save money and they want you to save money.
38:48
Like they're not trying to have you spend, you know, thousands
38:52
of dollars or something. Like if they, if there's a way
38:53
that they can cut it in half, we I'm going to make it done
38:56
because why should you? That money's going to me
38:58
anyways. But why?
38:59
Why should you spend it on something else?
39:01
You know what I'm saying? Agreed, agreed, agreed.
39:03
So yeah, because as men, what's our most valuable thing that
39:06
women will always say is time and money for men, right?
39:09
That's our most valuable 2 things.
39:11
And it's like, if you can allow us to save money, you are adding
39:16
value to my life as well. Big facts if you're not.
39:18
Wasting my time. You are adding value to my life
39:21
as well. You feel me like I know women
39:24
are honestly that. You could put that money towards
39:27
something else, like. Make some.
39:29
Investments make, make money, make money.
39:31
You know what I'm saying? Like look at different projects
39:33
and you know, at the house that you guys can put together and,
39:37
and do like there are certain values and money that some
39:43
people just don't see me just because I'm making it doesn't
39:46
mean I got it. You know, the, it's just kind of
39:48
like, you know, I, I just, I just, I just wish someone would
39:54
view it differently. That's all.
39:55
That's all for. Sure.
39:57
OK, so the next topic at this age, right?
40:01
How old are you bro? How you just turn?
40:03
38. 3838 it's with that Kevin Hart damn shit.
40:10
I'm 35 right? So at these ages, do you
40:15
understand men who pay for pussy now that we're older?
40:20
I understand it. Do tell.
40:22
Explain. I understand it.
40:24
I understand it. I understand it.
40:27
You know, I coming up, I used to be like, I ain't about to do
40:31
that shit. Fuck that.
40:32
Right, right. You know, Yeah, yeah, Like for.
40:35
Sure, but when you really realize that as a *** you still
40:39
pay for it just on the back end and you're you're looking down
40:45
at the *** who paid for it at the front of the door.
40:48
Like the *** the *** that's the *** that's in GA line is waiting
40:54
is doing everything. He's he's just going to go ahead
40:56
and and pay, pay the ticket and wait on this long ass line and
41:00
go through the hoops and loops and this and then third where a
41:03
*** like grab the, the, the the security guard black guy, where,
41:07
where's the VIP? I'm ready to pay for it.
41:09
Give me a table, You know what I'm saying?
41:11
The *** that are paying for it, they getting all all the little
41:14
bubbles and the sparkles that come out with the bubbles right
41:18
there. They walking on the dance floor.
41:21
Hoping and wishing and praying that this shit goes down like
41:24
you supposed to be planning to. I feel like when *** pay for it,
41:29
there is no hoops to jump around.
41:34
There is no like, you know, oh, I got to do this.
41:37
I got to wow you. Nah, man, this is what I want.
41:40
This is what it is. This is the you're you're asking
41:43
price. Here you go.
41:45
That way. It saves time, saves money,
41:48
saves arguments, saves everything.
41:51
And nobody's invested as far as as far as feelings go.
41:55
Like it is what it is like this is what it is.
41:58
This is what I came for. Boom, I'm out of here.
42:01
And I would say so, like when we were younger, right?
42:04
It was just easier. Like you're attractive, I'm
42:07
attractive, I turn you on, you turn me on.
42:08
Let's fuck, right? Or let's link up, right?
42:11
It was easy back then. But like when you get when you
42:14
become older, right, it's different.
42:17
People are in different stages of their life.
42:18
Some people trying to change their life, trying to change
42:21
their whole ways. They've been they've been
42:23
getting baptized. I said this a couple episodes
42:25
ago. You know, women get to a certain
42:27
age of hot tivities and the standard 3rd and they want to
42:30
change their life and they get baptized.
42:31
The moment I see a bitch get baptized, I'll be thinking,
42:34
damn, that bitch didn't got ran through.
42:38
She she got ran through. She was dealing with a *** for a
42:41
minute and he ain't do what he was supposed to.
42:43
And now she's like, Lord, take me now.
42:46
I'm ready. You feel me?
42:50
So, you know, as a man, let's be honest, we're not always going
42:56
to mature. We, we certain things, we, we
42:58
get complacent in it. Like we just want to fuck
43:01
sometimes. Like we don't want to have to do
43:03
the jumping through the hoops, the, the foreplay, the warming
43:07
shit up. Like, we just want to get to it
43:09
sometimes. And like, I would hope as a ***
43:12
that's older, you're in a better place financially.
43:15
Because I also think when we were younger and we like, oh, we
43:17
ain't paying for pussy, we was broke *** right?
43:21
Yeah, right. Let's be honest, I get that.
43:23
But I do understand the the, the *** that pays for the pussy
43:26
because it's like, bro, you out here, you trying to get at a
43:29
girl, right? She got you jumping through mad
43:31
hoops, right? And you may be the *** that
43:35
actually likes her, but the *** that has been around for a
43:38
minute that she knows is guaranteed Dick like this
43:40
nigga's going to break my back. He's not doing that.
43:44
I remember I was dealing with a chick.
43:45
I was dealing with a chick, bro. Well, I feel like saying that
43:48
bitch name, I ain't gonna lie. I feel like being petty, but I
43:53
was dealing with a bitch bro. And like, and she older than me,
43:55
right? She was like 5 years older than
43:57
me. And I remember she used to get
43:58
upset at herself, right? Because she would be like oh,
44:03
and I never understood that shit.
44:04
That shit was so fucking weird to me.
44:06
Bro. I know that bitch going to be a
44:07
cat lady bro for show she going to be a cat lady at 40.
44:10
I already know it anyway. So I remember she would get
44:14
upset at me because she was like these things are doing the most
44:19
they're going on dates this that and the 3rd and all you do is
44:23
fucking me. I like up correction, it's not
44:26
all I'm doing is fucking you. I'm fucking you very well.
44:28
OK so let's be honest, at the end of the day these things that
44:35
you're going on dates with, just say you do not fucking like them
44:37
bro. Yeah, bro, you know.
44:39
What I'm saying like it's just that simple.
44:42
And I understand certain girls like OK, you might deal with
44:44
this *** but you can't get the most out of him.
44:46
I get it. Is it my fault?
44:48
Is it his fault? It's nobody's fault.
44:51
Enjoy your time. Whining that whining dying gets
44:54
you nowhere. Most of the time it's just like
44:57
I'm I'm, I'm going to take you out, We're going to go eat,
44:59
we're going to talk, and then you may or may not ghost me.
45:04
Yeah. After the first date, yeah.
45:06
Bro and I'm a person. I I bro I always hated like bro
45:11
communicate. I don't like to be ignored.
45:15
Like I will block your whole existence off of ignore bro.
45:19
And it could have been just asleep.
45:20
You could have been really asleep bitch.
45:23
You better have communicated that shit.
45:24
You should have woke up out your sleep and been like, oh, he's
45:26
texting me. Let me reply like like.
45:33
I I just I don't get it. It's too much that comes with it
45:38
man. I I completely understand a ***
45:40
that's paying for the pussy like.
45:41
When you when you pay for it is it's, you know, it's it's it's
45:46
just, it's the. The transaction is right then
45:48
and there. I get it right, because,
45:51
because, OK, boom, like I think the worst time for a *** to deal
45:54
with a chick is when he actually likes her bro 'cause now you're
45:57
over analyzing things. You're not as free.
46:00
You know you're doing the most because you actually like this
46:02
person, right? And then boom, it hits you even
46:05
harder when the girl turns around and she's just like, OK,
46:08
I'm not really fucking with him or you know, more.
46:11
Let's say it's a baby daddy heart daddy too, right?
46:13
A baby daddy situation. He's corny, bro.
46:16
That's why I always said, like for the most part, dog, I'm not
46:18
dealing with no chick with a baby daddy because let's be
46:22
honest, the girl had the child with this *** As long as it
46:26
wasn't like some one night bullshit or whatever, fuck, she
46:29
had a child with this *** hoping that they would become a family.
46:32
So it's still in the back of their head bro.
46:34
And *** ain't shit. *** always going to be.
46:36
I want my family back once they see the bitches outside with
46:40
another *** You know what I mean?
46:41
Like let's, let's keep it a buck.
46:42
So would I have not dated a girl with a kid?
46:45
I would have dated a girl with a kid, but that *** got to be dead
46:48
or in prison for life. I ain't with that.
46:52
Oh we cool, we cordial. I ain't with none of that shit.
46:54
I want you to hate that *** bro. Got me fucked up hell.
46:58
I mean there are some there are some people that's like, bro, I
47:01
don't even talk to my daddy like she he don't even talk to me.
47:04
I'll talk to him. He don't pay for nothing.
47:06
I don't ask for nothing and he just dead to me.
47:08
You know what I'm saying? Like there are some females
47:10
that's like that, like they they really just do not fuck what
47:13
they baby daddy. Or if they do talk to the baby
47:16
daddy, it's always arguments, always like go fuck you *** Like
47:19
I wish I never I wish I never met you type shit.
47:22
Like, you know I'm saying like it won't be no arms on, no
47:27
cordial shit. Shout, shout to one of our
47:29
listeners, Brianna. Shout that man.
47:33
Yeah. So yeah.
47:34
We just need y'all to be peaceful *** Put kennel talk in
47:41
a close friends, be popping shit in that motherfucker.
47:44
Oh shit, damn. You know, but we appreciate it.
47:53
Oh, man, Oh, man. Hey, man, shout out to Amber.
47:57
You know, bro, you know what would be the funniest shit, bro?
48:00
When you when you see a wild post right?
48:02
And then clear as day, the highlighted name is this person
48:05
that you follow. And, and I ain't gonna lie, I
48:07
see the shit. It was like when you reminiscing
48:10
about how he had you bent up like a pretzel.
48:12
I said that shit to her. I said Oh my goodness friend are
48:16
you OK? Hey bro that shit be the where
48:22
you can't even like you can't even be on your freak shit in
48:25
private dog. Like here come IG highlighting
48:28
your name bro when she ate your ass.
48:32
Hey cadet, why are you in the lights, Sir?
48:38
They have like like floating bubble lights now.
48:41
Yeah bro good bro why IG be doing the fucking most dog yeah
48:48
bro bro anyway. Caught up?
48:51
This kind of ties into that that same chick that I was dealing
48:55
with Once Upon a time. How do you let a woman know she
48:59
was convenient and not the baddest?
49:02
Do you understand that? Yeah, like you would you would.
49:07
You were there when I needed it. Yeah, 'cause I think that's it.
49:10
Sometimes women misconstrue that with thinking like I'm fine.
49:13
Shit. Nah, it ain't always, it ain't
49:16
always the case. Yeah, you know, you might have
49:19
had a oh, a special quality that *** like, you know, I'm saying
49:25
it might be after I bust a nut. I just can't stand your ass.
49:29
Or like damn what am I doing here bro?
49:32
It's time to go. It's time to go.
49:34
It's time. To go.
49:36
I've said this a million times about this one girl, bro, she,
49:39
she came over to the crib. But I ain't gonna lie, I didn't
49:42
have a girlfriend at this. So that was another reason she
49:45
came to the crib with like a overnight bag type shit.
49:48
But in the midst of me being horny when she walked in the
49:50
house, I ain't even think about that shit.
49:52
So the bitches get comfortable on the bed.
49:54
I don't know what we doing. Yeah, I put my uniform on.
49:57
The God took her ass home, came home.
49:59
We're right back to sleep. Yo, I get to.
50:01
See bro, I remember, I remember I was working at beach and dog.
50:05
Yeah, and she left her sandals, threw them.
50:08
She's right in the garbage. You got me.
50:09
Yeah. Dog.
50:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:13
We were working at my. Homeboy did my homeboy did this.
50:17
He was working at beach with me and, and I, and I guess he has
50:23
somebody to come over, whatever the case may be.
50:26
And I, I literally just walked in with him because we did
50:29
security together. And so I guess he had pulled
50:32
something from the, from the club and she was like, yeah,
50:35
hold on, I'm going to meet you at the house.
50:37
I just got to go home real quick.
50:39
She. Came to the house with those.
50:42
Go bags No man. When I when I tell you that he
50:45
could put on his second uniform like y'all.
50:50
What are we doing? Bro I got to go to another spot
50:54
you know that's my second job. This they called the Uber had a
50:57
hop in Uber. He hopped in his car, did a
51:00
U-turn to ride a complex. Fuck no bro.
51:04
Hell no. Hell no.
51:07
Yeah, it was serious. Like yo Nah man, I didn't even
51:09
pretend I was going to work real quick.
51:11
I wish we had a female on this episode because I I would want
51:14
to ask like when do y'all know that a *** fuck with y'all bro?
51:17
I ain't gonna lie. I think the most important
51:19
things is time and money for a man.
51:20
If he's if he's investing those two things into you, bro, like
51:23
he fuck with you, bro, at least for me, if I was doing time and
51:27
money into you, like no matter what you was thinking about the
51:30
situation, like, oh, he don't really fuck with me.
51:31
Oh, he just want to, he just want to fuck.
51:33
But if I'm adding time and money into the equation like I'll fuck
51:36
with you bro. And I think that goes.
51:38
Wrong. That's not that's not the case
51:40
with some *** Something. Yeah, something.
51:41
Really. Drink out the money and time.
51:42
*** be tricky. Something be tricky.
51:43
And they right, right. But it takes 2 to tango.
51:47
If I'm, if you, if I'm allowed to trick, that means you allowed
51:50
me to trick so. What you mean like you?
51:54
Meaning that you know how some. You made me feel good about you
51:57
enough to like. Y'all *** Go.
52:00
Ahead like if I'm allowed to trick if it meaning that if if
52:03
you allowed me to give you money, you allowed me to spend
52:06
time and and do all this kind of stuff.
52:09
Like tricking ain't easy if you ain't got it and you allowed me
52:14
to get it. So are you the hoe that I'm
52:18
tricking? Like you can't be so quick to
52:22
call a *** a trick without the return of you being a hoe.
52:26
You can't be a trick without being a prostitute man.
52:28
Exactly. Yeah not for sure I get it but I
52:33
don't know man. I think.
52:34
I think life was way more simple back then for sure.
52:37
Like we we officially getting old bro.
52:38
It is what it is. They could be waking up with
52:41
random ass fucking pains if I cough the wrong way but my Dick
52:46
still works. For no fucking reason.
52:48
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
52:50
Hamstrings gone. Fuck.
52:51
You, yeah. I don't know, man.
52:55
Once again, women don't respect money 100%.
52:58
I ain't going to say all women, dog, but yeah, women don't
53:02
respect money. Not at all.
53:04
And guess who? And guess who's still going to
53:06
pay for this hair tomorrow? Guess who's still going to pay
53:08
for the hair? Absolutely.
53:09
You. Absolutely. *** You you venting
53:15
doesn't mean that you get away. From me.
53:16
You feel me. You fucking feel me though.
53:19
Yeah, it's just a vent bro, and and pray to God she don't cuss
53:23
you out after venting. But she's going to hit us, you
53:28
know, when she does, you know, be prepared for World War 3.
53:32
Nah should be too busy, should be with the kids.
53:33
Now I just order APS 5 and everything. *** I'm on some like
53:38
fuck it bro 'cause I'm going to be out here solo.
53:40
So I'm like, I'm also occupied my time outside of like trying
53:43
to work out and shit bro. Because once that winter.
53:45
Hit how long you going to be at the.
53:47
Air out here I'm coming back like either before Thanksgiving
53:51
or after. I don't know it's looking like
53:53
after Thanksgiving because don't ticket prices is OD *** fuck.
53:57
Yeah, because I mean, you, you coming around with everybody's
54:00
traveling. Exactly bro them prices and
54:02
that's like I literally got 30 more days.
54:06
Actually I got 49 days of this baby leave still that is paid
54:09
for. So it's like I'm like alright I
54:11
could try to come for Thanksgiving and knockout
54:13
Christmas but it's literally the most expensive fucking days on
54:16
the calendar though. I don't know.
54:20
Low key though, flying the day of Thanksgiving is not that
54:22
expensive, which is crazy. Well, the day of Thanksgiving,
54:25
because, you know then nobody expecting nobody to be flying on
54:30
the day of Thanksgiving. Right.
54:31
And that'll be me, because I really don't give a fuck.
54:34
I just want to get to where I got to.
54:35
Get 'cause everybody don't. Before Thanksgiving.
54:37
A couple of days before, yeah. And after, like after, after
54:41
Thanksgiving, everybody's coming home type shit.
54:45
If you got kids, your kids are off from school.
54:49
For at least a week, yeah, in fact.
54:52
So you ain't flying or doing anything so.
54:55
And. And if you are, it's kind of
54:56
like the kids got to come with you, so.
54:58
Tell me man, you ever slut some shit out out of town?
55:04
What you mean like you want you want to check y'all was just
55:08
fucking with each other and y'all ended up in the same place
55:10
out of town? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:13
Bro is it more fun? Scary is it?
55:16
Yeah, 'cause I don't fuck. Did you end up the?
55:18
Same place you're adding up, but.
55:19
Like, you know, like you start thinking like what the fuck
55:22
going on? Somebody got my phone.
55:27
Man, anyway, dog, was that the last one?
55:30
Hold on. Yep, that's the last one.
55:35
Yeah. So I hope y'all enjoyed this
55:37
episode, man. A lot of episodes have been
55:39
getting taken down because Spotify is being fucking
55:41
annoying and we used to play a lot of music and then they
55:45
started hitting us with these copyrights and they're like, Oh
55:47
well, we're going to take this episode down.
55:49
So if you guys liked our past episodes, until I decide I want
55:53
to wake up and go through the hassle of editing songs out,
55:57
y'all better try to go listen to them while they're still up.
56:00
And then when you go look through our catalog over 7
56:03
years, you're going to see a lot of episodes are gone.
56:06
Yeah. Talk to Spotify as always man.
56:10
See Boy Cadet, the bow legged assassin.
56:13
And your boy DJ KG. Once again, man, follow the
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56:29
Follow me on TikTok because I'm starting to get bored so I'm
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going to be trying to upload like stupid shit bro.
56:34
I'll just be trying to test the waters.
56:36
You feel me? I'm low key sniper.
56:38
On the see where you're at. Yeah, man, but yeah man, per
56:41
used dog, it's us man. We're we're back for now until
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something else pops up. Man, I think y'all appreciate us
56:49
more when we're not here every fucking week, you know what I'm
56:51
saying? Yeah, yeah, I agree.
56:53
Share this with your loved ones, listen to us on your on your
56:55
lunch breaks, you know, while you're supposed to be working as
56:58
nurses. Whatever.
56:59
I mean, y'all can put us in the background while y'all fucking
57:01
too. I don't know.
57:01
Whatever floats y'all boat, man. Y'all be safe, y'all be easy.