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- 1:52Speaker 1: day locally here in LA. But the high speed sports
- 1:56Speaker 1: wire does not slow down. It does not, So we
- 2:02Speaker 1: have a follow up follow up to a previous Mallard monologue.
- 2:06Speaker 1: We talked about this a couple of days ago, and
- 2:09Speaker 1: the Portland Trailblazers decided that they did not want the
- 2:13Speaker 1: services of DeAndre eighton anymore, so they worked a buy
- 2:17Speaker 1: out to get rid of him. So he became a
- 2:20Speaker 1: free agent to roam around wherever he wants, wherever his
- 2:24Speaker 1: heart desires. The NBA so free agent center DeAndre eight
- 2:27Speaker 1: and the decision is in. He is no longer unemployed.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I know you're very concerned about this. If you did
- 2:34Speaker 1: not hear by now, perhaps perhaps you tuned out you
- 2:37Speaker 1: were not listening. We have learned though it's been a
- 2:40Speaker 1: double and triple confirmed that DeAndre Ayton is taking his talent.
- 2:46Speaker 1: If you want to call it that to the Lakers
- 2:49Speaker 1: a two year deal to have heartache in the playoffs
- 2:54Speaker 1: with the Lakers. The deal includes a player option, so
- 2:56Speaker 1: it's really like a one year deal. But the deal
- 2:58Speaker 1: between Portland and eight they had a falling out. So
- 3:03Speaker 1: he goes to LA eight and in between the buyout
- 3:08Speaker 1: from the Trailblazers and the money the new money the
- 3:11Speaker 1: Lakers are gonna pay him, he will earn thirty four
- 3:15Speaker 1: million dollars to play pro bouncy ball and will likely
- 3:19Speaker 1: miss half the games, and then when he plays, he'll
- 3:22Speaker 1: be engaged about half the time of those games. So
- 3:25Speaker 1: eight and he'll turn twenty seven on July twenty third,
- 3:28Speaker 1: so he's got three weeks to go here until he
- 3:31Speaker 1: turns twenty seven. And he averaged a pedestrian fourteen points
- 3:36Speaker 1: a game, did have ten rebounds a game, shot fifty
- 3:39Speaker 1: six percent for the Portland Trailblazers down the Oregon Trail
- 3:45Speaker 1: last year. So let us discuss the question DeAndre Ayton.
- 3:49Speaker 1: He goes to the Lakers, what are the odds that
- 3:53Speaker 1: he reinvents himself and turns out to be the player
- 3:57Speaker 1: he's supposed to be and not the player that he
- 3:59Speaker 1: has been So I've got house plans, middle school group chat,
- 4:03Speaker 1: and T shirt cannon, and we will combine all of
- 4:07Speaker 1: these things together and we're gonna make the baba Ganoosh,
- 4:11Speaker 1: We're gonna make the babagan so a the word reinvent
- 4:16Speaker 1: to use that word that he's not going to reinvent himself.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna go police on that idea. And I know
- 4:24Speaker 1: because I live in Los Angeles. LA is a town
- 4:27Speaker 1: that when you think about the history of transforming underachieving
- 4:32Speaker 1: seven foot players into gladiators, they have a rich history
- 4:36Speaker 1: of that, unless they don't right now. It is a land.
- 4:39Speaker 1: If you want to kill Smoothie, you can get that.
- 4:41Speaker 1: If you want to hang out with social media influences,
- 4:43Speaker 1: they're all over the place. And a suntan lotionan here,
- 4:46Speaker 1: there and everywhere. You've got that. Listen. Eighton. He's played
- 4:51Speaker 1: now with two different teams. He has not shown any
- 4:55Speaker 1: of that so called Mamba mentality. In fact, he's the
- 4:58Speaker 1: antithesis of that. He is more likely, by the time
- 5:02Speaker 1: he's done with the Lakers, more likely to have opened
- 5:05Speaker 1: a juice bar in Van Eyes than he is to
- 5:10Speaker 1: have made an All Star team as a Laker, and
- 5:14Speaker 1: with the Suns. He is not a team that was
- 5:17Speaker 1: in the finals. Maybe they gagged against the Milwaukee Bucks
- 5:19Speaker 1: in the finals a couple of years back. You remember that.
- 5:21Speaker 1: So he was with the Suns. It was a finals team. Grant,
- 5:24Speaker 1: it was kind of a flukey finals run, but they
- 5:25Speaker 1: were in the finals and in the finals. I remember
- 5:29Speaker 1: we did monologues about it. But DeAndre Ayton approached NBA
- 5:34Speaker 1: finals games like he was playing rec ball at the YMCA.
- 5:38Speaker 1: It's like l L L L, I said, the Boys
- 5:41Speaker 1: and Girls Club the YMCA. So DeAndre he plays in
- 5:44Speaker 1: cruise control. At least that's how he has played. He
- 5:48Speaker 1: has been dining on room service and sleeping through a
- 5:52Speaker 1: wake up call since he entered the NBA in the
- 5:55Speaker 1: twenty eighteen draft. And trust me, watching him play, and
- 6:00Speaker 1: I'm not just being a shock dog, I don't know
- 6:01Speaker 1: lea a shocking take. Like I've literally seen house plans
- 6:06Speaker 1: that play with more perseverance and have more energy than
- 6:10Speaker 1: DeAndre Ayton plays professional basketball. Yeah, they'll be at random
- 6:14Speaker 1: night where he'll show up and he'll be engaged and
- 6:16Speaker 1: all that. I don't doubt that's gonna happen. Maybe maybe
- 6:18Speaker 1: he'll even stack a couple of good games together and
- 6:21Speaker 1: play well for a week, but just don't count on it,
- 6:25Speaker 1: all right, And what about the numbers? He averaged a
- 6:28Speaker 1: double double? What about the numbers? All right? Well, his
- 6:30Speaker 1: nickname should be stove Top because it's stat stuffing statistics
- 6:35Speaker 1: that look nice to the uneducated fan, but they have
- 6:40Speaker 1: little to no impact on winning games. That's DeAndre Ayton
- 6:45Speaker 1: in a nutshell period. Stop now one of the teams
- 6:49Speaker 1: that supposedly contacted him. And there's that Indiana. Now, Indiana
- 6:54Speaker 1: needs a center because they lost their center to the
- 6:56Speaker 1: Milwaukee Bucks. And the reason the Bucks got their center,
- 7:01Speaker 1: mister Turner, is because the Milwaukee Bucks are going to
- 7:05Speaker 1: eat one hundred thirteen million dollars, no barbecue sauce, no
- 7:11Speaker 1: honey mustard, no dipping sauce, one hundred and thirteen million
- 7:15Speaker 1: to pay Dame literally to go away. So now there's
- 7:19Speaker 1: some new reporting out on that if you saw this
- 7:21Speaker 1: or not, and maybe not, but how do you process
- 7:25Speaker 1: a story that has been leaked by the Bucks that
- 7:29Speaker 1: one of the factors in buying out Damian Lillard is
- 7:32Speaker 1: that they were upset that Dame Time was going to
- 7:37Speaker 1: rehab or had been rehabbing his achilles injury in Portland.
- 7:40Speaker 1: They said it was not improved, not approved, not approved
- 7:44Speaker 1: by the big shots there in Milwaukee. So how do
- 7:48Speaker 1: you process that? So I love this because it happens
- 7:53Speaker 1: ninety nine point nine percent of the time, the classic
- 7:58Speaker 1: sports breakup where both sides pretend that they get along
- 8:04Speaker 1: with each other. They sing kumbah Yah, right, they wish
- 8:07Speaker 1: each other the best and all that stuff. The best
- 8:09Speaker 1: means as good as all the rest. And at the
- 8:11Speaker 1: same time they are rushing to their phones to send
- 8:16Speaker 1: text messages in to their friends, their useful idiots in
- 8:20Speaker 1: the media, and they're leaking all the petty grievances that
- 8:24Speaker 1: each side has here to the media and it ends
- 8:27Speaker 1: up being like a middle school group chat where they're
- 8:30Speaker 1: just throwing all kinds of crap out there, right, all
- 8:32Speaker 1: kinds of crap out there. Some of it's true, some
- 8:34Speaker 1: of it's not. Like the Bucks didn't just wave Damian
- 8:38Speaker 1: Lillard like on his way out. They leaked that they
- 8:41Speaker 1: were upset with him because he wanted to rehab in
- 8:44Speaker 1: Portland where his kids are. The horror of horse, a
- 8:48Speaker 1: thirty four year old father wants to be near his
- 8:50Speaker 1: family while learning to walk again because his achilles was
- 8:54Speaker 1: shredded like shredded chicken and how dare him? And it's
- 8:58Speaker 1: it's part of the story where if you follow the story,
- 9:02Speaker 1: we've seen these kind of hostile sports breakups that have happened,
- 9:07Speaker 1: these sports divorces. It's the part of the story where
- 9:09Speaker 1: the Bucks want you to believe that they were the
- 9:11Speaker 1: aggrieved party, that they that they they were the ones
- 9:15Speaker 1: that were the victim. This is it didn't work out
- 9:18Speaker 1: that Dame going back to Portland was some kind of betrayal,
- 9:22Speaker 1: is what it's being tossed out as I mean, that's
- 9:25Speaker 1: the NBA. It's not a hostage negotiation. And for the
- 9:30Speaker 1: Milwaukee Bucks, Damian Lillard was the big flex. You swung,
- 9:35Speaker 1: you try to hit a grand slam, and you popped
- 9:38Speaker 1: up meekly to the catcher. That's what you did. It happens,
- 9:41Speaker 1: and so now you lick your wounds and you move on,
- 9:44Speaker 1: kind of like the team in New York, we pivot
- 9:46Speaker 1: last word here we go now to Gotham, Midtown Manhattan, where,
- 9:53Speaker 1: unless there's a last minute snaff o, we have a
- 9:56Speaker 1: new coach for the fledgling NBA team in the Big
- 10:01Speaker 1: Apple Mike Brown. What can Brown do for you? Mike
- 10:05Speaker 1: Brown named coach of the Knicks, although things still have
- 10:09Speaker 1: to be worked out the crossing of the t's the
- 10:11Speaker 1: dot in the eyes, but being reported it's a done
- 10:13Speaker 1: deal barring some kind of last minute snaffo. Mike Brown
- 10:17Speaker 1: gonna be the coach of the Knickerbockers. Is this an
- 10:19Speaker 1: upgrade or a downgrade? Upgrade or downgrade? Mike Brown coaching
- 10:24Speaker 1: the Knicks? So this does not take a high basketball IQ.
- 10:30Speaker 1: It does not. You do not have to be some
- 10:33Speaker 1: kind of insider to know. Congratulations to the New York Knicks.
- 10:37Speaker 1: They have just downgraded, right, They've downgraded from a nice
- 10:42Speaker 1: bunker to a beach house and a hurricane is coming
- 10:48Speaker 1: to town. All right, now it looks nice, no beach house,
- 10:52Speaker 1: but wait till that storm arrives. Not so much. So
- 10:55Speaker 1: you let me get this straight. You gave Tom Thibodeau
- 10:58Speaker 1: a pink slip, and this is your solution. This is
- 11:03Speaker 1: your solution, really like you had no plan. The guy
- 11:10Speaker 1: that helped drag the rotting carcass of the Knickerbockers out
- 11:15Speaker 1: of the Dolan Dungeon as they call it in Midtown Manhattan.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden into the Eastern Conference Finals first time
- 11:23Speaker 1: since AOL dial up internet was still a thing. And
- 11:27Speaker 1: you let that go for Mike bleeping Brown? Are you
- 11:33Speaker 1: kidding me? Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Yeah. Brown has been
- 11:37Speaker 1: fired more than the T shirt cannon at your local
- 11:42Speaker 1: minor league ballpark. My god. Uh. Cleveland got rid of
- 11:45Speaker 1: him twice. The Lakers had him for a cup of coffee.
- 11:49Speaker 1: They dumped him after one year, after five games. I
- 11:52Speaker 1: think it was five games if I remember, they got
- 11:54Speaker 1: rid of him. Sacramento just had him. They made the
- 11:58Speaker 1: playoffs and they still dumped Mike Brown. This was mid season,
- 12:03Speaker 1: after thirty one games. So that's not a trend, okay,
- 12:08Speaker 1: That is what's called a pattern. And Tom Thibodeau, who
- 12:12Speaker 1: was I guess an acquired taste to some We like
- 12:15Speaker 1: the way he coached from afar. We don't have any
- 12:18Speaker 1: skin in the game, but his team's had grit. There
- 12:20Speaker 1: was an edge to a Tom Thibodaux coach team. And
- 12:23Speaker 1: when you juxtapose that style to Mike Brown, when people
- 12:28Speaker 1: talk about Mike Brown, everyone says the same thing. Nice guy, right,
- 12:33Speaker 1: Nice guy boy, Mike Brown. Nice guy. Everyone's talking about
- 12:37Speaker 1: how players love Mike Brown. Man, you can't get enough
- 12:41Speaker 1: of Mike Brown. He's great. So how did that work
- 12:45Speaker 1: out for the Cavs? How did that work out for
- 12:48Speaker 1: the Lakers? How did that work out for the Kings?
- 12:51Speaker 1: So get to the point, please, So nobody is yapping
- 12:56Speaker 1: about the x's and o's the mad tactician that Mike
- 13:01Speaker 1: Brown is. So Mike Brown is essentially the NBA's version
- 13:06Speaker 1: of a substitute teacher in terms of coaching. He's the
- 13:11Speaker 1: guy that will show everyone loves the sub because you know,
- 13:14Speaker 1: it's an easy day when the subs there, right, you have,
- 13:16Speaker 1: the sub brings some snacks, maybe some crackers or something
- 13:20Speaker 1: like that, and you get to watch movies all day
- 13:22Speaker 1: and it's great until a key moment comes up and
- 13:28Speaker 1: you need to execute and you haven't put the work in,
- 13:31Speaker 1: and it all it's like a grenade. It just blows
- 13:34Speaker 1: up in your hands and it's a it's a disaster.
- 13:37Speaker 1: So that's where I am. But hey, listen, these are
- 13:41Speaker 1: the Knicks. This is the real Knicks. They had a
- 13:43Speaker 1: little taste of success with Tom Thibodeau, and now they
- 13:47Speaker 1: kicked his ass to the curb. And now they brought
- 13:49Speaker 1: in Mike Brown, who will be peaks and valleys, but
- 13:53Speaker 1: many more, many more valleys than peaks. These stumbling, bumbling
- 13:57Speaker 1: knickerbockers are back at it yet again. All right, it
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- 14:38Speaker 1: Hey, it's Ben, host of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller.
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- 15:18Speaker 1: The honeymoon period about to come to an end. Welcome
- 15:22Speaker 1: in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
- 15:27Speaker 1: We are in the air everywhere, socializing as we are
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- 16:38Speaker 1: the big holiday weekend July fourth, tomorrow. Tomorrow doesn't seem
- 16:43Speaker 1: like it's football, but we are closing in on the
- 16:47Speaker 1: beginning of training camp and that is our lead. Our
- 16:50Speaker 1: lead is from this hour from the NFL rookies will
- 16:54Speaker 1: start showing up to camp in less than two weeks,
- 16:58Speaker 1: less than two weeks away from training camp opening up
- 17:00Speaker 1: for rookies in the NFL. Now, one of the teams
- 17:02Speaker 1: that is expected to blow this year the Giants. The
- 17:07Speaker 1: Giants have been good in a long time, and the
- 17:11Speaker 1: rookies will report in like twelve days and then a
- 17:14Speaker 1: few days after that the veterans are going to show up. Now,
- 17:16Speaker 1: there's been a lot of noise about who's going to
- 17:19Speaker 1: play quarterback QB one for the team that calls themselves
- 17:24Speaker 1: the New York Giants, even though they play in New Jersey.
- 17:26Speaker 1: So if you have not been following, perhaps not. The
- 17:30Speaker 1: Giants general manager Joe Shane said somewhat recently that Russell
- 17:35Speaker 1: Wilson brings to the Giants something they haven't had since
- 17:39Speaker 1: Elijah Manning, so that he was really buttering the biscuits
- 17:44Speaker 1: of Russell Wilson who came over from Pittsburgh. And then
- 17:47Speaker 1: you had state sponsored NFL media say that it is
- 17:51Speaker 1: not a matter of if, not a matter of if
- 17:55Speaker 1: that rookie quarterback Jackson Dart will replace Russell Wilson. It's
- 18:00Speaker 1: simply a matter of when is it week five? Is
- 18:04Speaker 1: it week six? Is it week seven? Week get when
- 18:06Speaker 1: is it gonna happen? So let us discuss the question,
- 18:09Speaker 1: looking into the crystal ball, what's the most likely outcome,
- 18:14Speaker 1: most likely outcome for Russell Wilson with the twenty twenty
- 18:19Speaker 1: five New York Football Giants. So I've got Expedia, Summer TV,
- 18:26Speaker 1: Classic and country gospel, and we will combine all of
- 18:31Speaker 1: these things together and we are going to make a
- 18:35Speaker 1: delicious HOGI a delicious hogy. So number one, I said,
- 18:42Speaker 1: Number yeah, Yeah, it's just some malor math. As you know,
- 18:46Speaker 1: on my distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of noster Denis.
- 18:49Speaker 1: He lives in Seattle, where Russell Wilson toiled at quarterback
- 18:53Speaker 1: for the Seahawks back in the day. So Russ, if
- 18:55Speaker 1: my math is correct, is now in the last five years.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Russ is playing for his fourth team in the last
- 19:03Speaker 1: five years. So that's the math on that. He's thirty six.
- 19:07Speaker 1: The Giants are trotting him out there, and if you
- 19:10Speaker 1: believe the quote from the general manager there, Joe Shane,
- 19:13Speaker 1: they want you to think. They also purchased this offseason
- 19:16Speaker 1: on Amazon a hot tub time machine and they are
- 19:20Speaker 1: going to set the year to what twenty fourteen and
- 19:23Speaker 1: the Legion of Boom And in this case it's just
- 19:26Speaker 1: Boom goes the quarterback. Good luck on that. So the
- 19:29Speaker 1: most likely outcome looking into the crystal ball, Russell Wilson
- 19:35Speaker 1: will be grabbing his smartphone. He will be going on
- 19:39Speaker 1: Expedia and he will be booking a room at a
- 19:43Speaker 1: bed and breakfast called the Heartbreak Hotel. That is where
- 19:48Speaker 1: he's gonna go. Russell Wilson. Now, no one's talking about
- 19:51Speaker 1: Jameis Winston, and I want Jameis Winston to play. I
- 19:54Speaker 1: support Jameis Winston. I'll tell you why he's bad. But
- 19:58Speaker 1: he's fun bad. If you're gonna be bad, be fun bad.
- 20:02Speaker 1: So Jameis Winston still hanging around there, and then you've
- 20:05Speaker 1: got the rookie Jackson Dart waiting to take the job. So,
- 20:10Speaker 1: Russell Wilson, you don't have to be some kind of
- 20:13Speaker 1: high Faluton Adam Schefter Jay Glazer type to know that
- 20:16Speaker 1: this is a placeholder situation, plain and simple. That's it.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Russ got back up money from the Giants because they
- 20:26Speaker 1: don't believe in him, nor should they. He got the
- 20:29Speaker 1: kind of a contract where just keep the seat warm.
- 20:32Speaker 1: We don't have seat heaters, so just keep the seat
- 20:34Speaker 1: warm there, Russ. And then you know, you move over
- 20:37Speaker 1: to the side and then we'll just we'll be the
- 20:40Speaker 1: coaching staff of the Jets. We'll just pray that Jackson
- 20:43Speaker 1: Dart doesn't look like a deer in the headlights by
- 20:46Speaker 1: the time we get into week three or week four.
- 20:49Speaker 1: But at least mister mister Unlimited is squeezing all of
- 20:55Speaker 1: the clout he can get out of being the Giants
- 20:59Speaker 1: quarterback because he's not very good, hadn't been good in years,
- 21:02Speaker 1: Russell Wilson, if you read the tabloids, though, in the
- 21:06Speaker 1: Big Apple, the Naked City never sleeps, and in the
- 21:09Speaker 1: last four months, Russ has been a regular on the
- 21:14Speaker 1: iconic Page six the tabloid of the New York Post.
- 21:17Speaker 1: He has been court sided at multiple New York Knickerbocker
- 21:20Speaker 1: games during their playoff run. He was most recently seen
- 21:24Speaker 1: at the Met Gala. He was at that Bugase Fanatics
- 21:28Speaker 1: Fest thing he showed up to that. He's been at
- 21:30Speaker 1: the Vanity Fair Oscar party. I can go on and on.
- 21:34Speaker 1: He's hit in every socialiite event. I'm sure he'll be
- 21:38Speaker 1: somewhere this weekend the fourth of July. There'll be some
- 21:41Speaker 1: high falutin party on the Hamptons and Russell b that
- 21:43Speaker 1: he's soaking it all in, and I give him credit.
- 21:46Speaker 1: You got to hit the red carpet because Russ knows
- 21:49Speaker 1: once he starts playing turn out the last the parties over. Yeah,
- 21:55Speaker 1: so he's they don't invite you to the red carpet.
- 21:58Speaker 1: When you're holding a clipboard wearing advisor and you're the backup,
- 22:01Speaker 1: they don't invite you. So you got to take advantage
- 22:03Speaker 1: of it. Even though he's like the faux starting quarterback
- 22:05Speaker 1: for the Giants, you gotta take advantage of it. Now
- 22:07Speaker 1: a guy in that division that is not a faux
- 22:10Speaker 1: starting quarterback. We turned the page to the Beltway and Washington,
- 22:16Speaker 1: d C. The district of Columbia and so far, despite
- 22:22Speaker 1: Internet reports, quarterback Jaden Daniels says he is on team Deebo.
- 22:29Speaker 1: He is on team Debo. He's impressed with Deebo Samuel,
- 22:33Speaker 1: late of the forty nine ers. Now that goes counter
- 22:37Speaker 1: these scandalous Internet reports, including photos, the accusations that the
- 22:44Speaker 1: new commander's wide receiver, Deebo Samuel needs to go to
- 22:47Speaker 1: a farm, a fat farm. So how much stock do
- 22:52Speaker 1: you put on Jaden Daniels giving an endorsement, a ringing
- 22:57Speaker 1: endorsement of Deebo Samuel with the commander. All right, So
- 23:01Speaker 1: on this one, Jadon Daniels has turned into a crooner.
- 23:05Speaker 1: He's singing Deebo Samuel's praises and all that stuff. You know,
- 23:08Speaker 1: stand by your man. You're supposed to do that. And
- 23:11Speaker 1: it's one of those things. If you have a problem,
- 23:13Speaker 1: you do it privately. You don't do it publicly. Do
- 23:16Speaker 1: it privately. That's the way you're supposed to do it.
- 23:17Speaker 1: But I'm a talk showst I like when you do
- 23:19Speaker 1: it in the public square. It's I need content. I
- 23:21Speaker 1: have a nightly show. I got four hours of talk
- 23:24Speaker 1: radio real estate I gotta fill So he's doing the
- 23:27Speaker 1: stand by your man thing Jaden Daniels and all that stuff.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Do you think Jaden Daniels though, would come out and say,
- 23:33Speaker 1: oh my god, Deebo Samuel, he is one more sub
- 23:38Speaker 1: sandwich from exploding, right, I mean, and listen, Jayden Daniels.
- 23:42Speaker 1: He probably don't care whether Deebo Samuel's rocking a couple
- 23:45Speaker 1: of extra you know, Chick fil A sandwiches or whatever
- 23:48Speaker 1: it's it is setting up, though, Like the thing that
- 23:51Speaker 1: interests me about this story is its setting up to
- 23:54Speaker 1: be a summer TV classic for the Washington commanders. It's
- 23:58Speaker 1: a it's a show that's been on and off in
- 23:59Speaker 1: six generation of six decades to tell the truth. Will
- 24:03Speaker 1: the real Deebo Samuel please stand up? And you'll have
- 24:08Speaker 1: three people all dressed like Deebo Samuel. Will the real
- 24:11Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel stand up? Because no, debo, He's never gonna
- 24:14Speaker 1: win a Mister Universe contest, nor will I by the
- 24:17Speaker 1: by that by that token. But based on some social
- 24:21Speaker 1: media clips that I've seen, and you've sent me, some
- 24:24Speaker 1: of you knuckleheads love to send me. Do you see this?
- 24:27Speaker 1: Oh my God, he's got a belly, He's got a
- 24:29Speaker 1: beer belly. Yeah, So people are acting. People are acting
- 24:33Speaker 1: like Deebo Samuel waddled in to the commander's facility like
- 24:38Speaker 1: a penguin, and he was wearing cargo shorts and compression socks.
- 24:42Speaker 1: And he's like somebody's uncle after a Fourth of July
- 24:46Speaker 1: cookout this weekend. Now the mystery will be solved to
- 24:49Speaker 1: tell the truth when training camp opens up in a
- 24:52Speaker 1: couple of weeks, and will Deebo Samuel show up. Will
- 24:54Speaker 1: he be wearing a football helmet, football pads, and pants,
- 24:58Speaker 1: or will he be wearing moo moo. We will find
- 25:01Speaker 1: out when the Washington football team opens up camp. Now,
- 25:05Speaker 1: final point, we're gonna pivot away from that to baseball.
- 25:10Speaker 1: The big story in baseball not the infestation of doubleheaders
- 25:14Speaker 1: because of the bad weather that hit the Atlantic seaboard
- 25:16Speaker 1: this week. But instead everyone's been yapping about Dodger starting
- 25:21Speaker 1: pitcher Clayton Kershaw, the old left handed Clayton Kershaw. On
- 25:25Speaker 1: a random Wednesday night against one of the worst teams
- 25:28Speaker 1: in baseball, the Chicago White Sox, Clayton Kershaw reached three
- 25:33Speaker 1: thousand strikeouts and many pundits of baseball are convinced that
- 25:40Speaker 1: he is the last one, the last one to reach
- 25:44Speaker 1: three thousand strikeouts. So is that an overreaction or is
- 25:49Speaker 1: that a smart take? Overreaction or a smart take that
- 25:52Speaker 1: Clayton Kershaw is the last pitcher to reach three thousand strikeouts?
- 25:57Speaker 1: So this is with a capital H, hyperbole is what
- 26:02Speaker 1: this is now. I know that we're being fed this
- 26:05Speaker 1: propaganda that three thousand strikeouts, this is it by a starter,
- 26:11Speaker 1: and Kershaw's a relic from a different era. I say, Phoe,
- 26:15Speaker 1: I say for Clayton Kershaw's milestone, what it should be
- 26:20Speaker 1: is a bridge, a bridge over troubled waters, a hardball revival,
- 26:26Speaker 1: and someone's gonna have the goal to actually do this,
- 26:32Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a crappy team, a team that
- 26:35Speaker 1: has no real fan base that's willing to do it,
- 26:38Speaker 1: to think outside the boxes. Everyone's thinking the same way
- 26:41Speaker 1: in baseball, copycat situation and all that stuff. With Kershaw,
- 26:45Speaker 1: what you should be doing is crank up the Hank
- 26:48Speaker 1: Williams country gospel tune. I saw the light. I saw
- 26:52Speaker 1: the light. Baseball like everything, it's cyclical, everything cyclical. It
- 26:57Speaker 1: can once again, I am am I'll go ahead for
- 27:00Speaker 1: believing that baseball can once again rediscover big time starting pitching.
- 27:05Speaker 1: And they always take the easy road out. They say, well,
- 27:07Speaker 1: it's not an orful. These guys didn't throw a lot
- 27:10Speaker 1: in high school. They didn't throw a lot in college.
- 27:13Speaker 1: But a lot of the pitchers are drafted out of
- 27:15Speaker 1: high school. Clayton Kershaw, I believe, came out of high
- 27:18Speaker 1: school from the Dallas area. And you can take a
- 27:21Speaker 1: picture who's eighteen years old out of high school and
- 27:26Speaker 1: the guys they're signing in the Dominican and other places
- 27:28Speaker 1: are younger than that, and you can mold them into
- 27:31Speaker 1: starting pitchers. You have enough time to do that, so
- 27:35Speaker 1: you can. You can rally around, and I'll give you
- 27:38Speaker 1: the little dirty secret about the sport of baseball. Baseball
- 27:42Speaker 1: is better when you have dominate starting pitching. Does anyone
- 27:49Speaker 1: disagree with that? Does anyone want to raise their hand?
- 27:51Speaker 1: No one's going to raise their hand and disagree. So
- 27:53Speaker 1: I would like you to join my grassroots movement. It's
- 27:56Speaker 1: an upstart, renegade outfit, and let's make starting pitching great again.
- 28:02Speaker 1: The nerds killed it. We can bring it back from
- 28:05Speaker 1: the dead. We can resuscitate it. The starting pitcher is
- 28:09Speaker 1: the one person in baseball who can control the narrative,
- 28:15Speaker 1: the one person with the ball who can set the tone,
- 28:20Speaker 1: and you're like, I guaranteed to win this. They very
- 28:23Speaker 1: rarely will we not win when this guy's pitching. You
- 28:25Speaker 1: cannot replicate that with your bullpen day. And let the
- 28:30Speaker 1: aces walk the tight rope when they go third time
- 28:34Speaker 1: through the lineup. You don't need to have a coronary
- 28:36Speaker 1: when you get to the eighth inning. Let him pitch,
- 28:38Speaker 1: let him pitch out of trouble, let them get dirty,
- 28:41Speaker 1: let him give up some runs and blow some games.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Because baseball does not need any more of these matchups
- 28:47Speaker 1: where you bring out the three ring binder and you're
- 28:50Speaker 1: playing nerd ball. You need dramatic moments and a dominant
- 28:56Speaker 1: starting pitcher, and there's hardly any of them left in
- 28:59Speaker 1: the game. But a dominant starting pitcher on the mound.
- 29:02Speaker 1: It's like going to see a heavyweight boxing match back
- 29:06Speaker 1: in the old days, Right, everyone's anticipating what's gonna happen, right,
- 29:09Speaker 1: you own the night, that is the moment, it's the
- 29:12Speaker 1: moment of truth. Who's gonna pitch better that night, Who's
- 29:14Speaker 1: gonna do better all that and like the idea that
- 29:18Speaker 1: well this is the last one, Clayton Kershaw, it shouldn't
- 29:22Speaker 1: be right. And it's gonna take a team that has
- 29:24Speaker 1: no fans, like the Athletics who don't even have a city.
- 29:26Speaker 1: They're so embarrassed about being in Sacramento, or the Tampa
- 29:29Speaker 1: Bay Rays. There's another minor league outfit, and just just
- 29:33Speaker 1: go for it. Just develop pitchers to be dominant starting pitching,
- 29:37Speaker 1: and you have such an advantage over everyone else, and
- 29:41Speaker 1: then that team has to succeed, and then when they succeed,
- 29:45Speaker 1: everyone's gonna copy them. Period. Stop. It is the Ben
- 29:50Speaker 1: Mahler Show. As we are rolling through the overnight. You
- 29:53Speaker 1: want to comment on any of that, you can join
- 29:55Speaker 1: us right now. A couple of lines open up all
- 29:57Speaker 1: of a sudden, as some of these knuckleets did not
- 30:00Speaker 1: have these staying powers. So anyway, eight seven seven ninety
- 30:03Speaker 1: nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine six six
- 30:06Speaker 1: three sixty nine. Also on the X Machine at Ben Mahler.
- 30:11Speaker 1: That's at Ben Mahler. If you want to be part
- 30:13Speaker 1: of the program. Later this hour, we do have Mallard
- 30:15Speaker 1: of the third degree that'll be coming your way in
- 30:18Speaker 1: a little bit and talk about being a prisoner of
- 30:24Speaker 1: the moment, a prisoner of the moment. We'll get to that,
- 30:28Speaker 1: and we will do it next.
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- 31:25Speaker 1: All right, back to when we go we will have
- 31:27Speaker 1: coming up in a few minutes, We have Mallard the
- 31:29Speaker 1: Third Degree. But time now to pay off the Insta
- 31:34Speaker 1: Trivia And here it is Detroit's Hobby Baiaz joined Pete
- 31:40Speaker 1: Rose harmon Killebrew and Blank is the only players to
- 31:46Speaker 1: start the All Star Game at three different positions. That
- 31:50Speaker 1: is the question. What is the answer? Let's see does
- 31:53Speaker 1: anyone know the answer? And let's see here. Marco Scutero
- 31:59Speaker 1: fromge hiding somewhere in the in the Bay Area. Jose
- 32:04Speaker 1: Offerman from Miguel on Fire. You cannot spell Offerman without
- 32:09Speaker 1: an E for error. Who else do we have? Richard Simmons,
- 32:13Speaker 1: Yes by Mallard prop guy, that's his answer. The great
- 32:16Speaker 1: former Dodger. Let's see here, page down. Ocho Texto went
- 32:21Speaker 1: with a porn star. Who else do we have? Brian
- 32:24Speaker 1: from the movie Life of Brian? Guessed by Bobby in Florida.
- 32:28Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, going with Yogi Bearra as his answer.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiner says it's the Swiss Army Knife.
- 32:41Speaker 1: That that is the answer. King Rory checks in with
- 32:44Speaker 1: Max Power or Max Powers is his answer. The annoying
- 32:48Speaker 1: caller of the Year, Poppy. Yeah, I didn't you know.
- 32:52Speaker 1: I'm doing a lot of talk radio today. I did
- 32:54Speaker 1: not have time for Poppy. I could not take any more.
- 32:56Speaker 1: Poppy could not Robin Minnesota's going with John Rocker as
- 33:02Speaker 1: his answer. Matt, the Bears fan in Nebraska says that
- 33:06Speaker 1: would be Ben's favorite Dodger pitcher Blake Snell. Yeah, Blake said,
- 33:11Speaker 1: this is how you know that guy Vessay I was
- 33:13Speaker 1: on earlier locally in LA that guy Bass said is
- 33:16Speaker 1: the Dodger posting. He's such a Blake Snell toady. He
- 33:20Speaker 1: would not admit that Blake Snell has been a bust.
- 33:22Speaker 1: He's made two starts as a Dodger, two starts as
- 33:25Speaker 1: a Dodger. Horrible, horrible move.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Uh.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Mark in Queens via San Diego and Arlington says, Abner
- 33:34Speaker 1: Doubleday is the answer? A fine relevant name, A contemporary name.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Sewn in Portland's going with Danny Ainge as his answer.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Mark checks in with Rusty Koontz and make sure I
- 33:49Speaker 1: say that properly. Gonna pause before you say the last name.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? Christopher in Canns
- 33:56Speaker 1: City going with Dodger legend the Liono de Shields as
- 33:59Speaker 1: a his answer. Jason going with Craig Bigo. Yeah. I
- 34:05Speaker 1: was getting a lot of messages from fans of the
- 34:08Speaker 1: ass one thousand and two, one thousand holes, all excited
- 34:12Speaker 1: because they beat the Rockies. Does anyone want to let
- 34:15Speaker 1: the people of Houston know the Rockies suck and everyone
- 34:18Speaker 1: beats the Rockies? Does anyone to let me know? Anyway?
- 34:20Speaker 1: Let's pay off the insta trivia question. So the Tigers
- 34:23Speaker 1: Hobby Bias, joining Pete, Rose, Harmon, Killebrew and Blank is
- 34:29Speaker 1: the only players to start the All Star Game in
- 34:32Speaker 1: three different positions. Let's go over to Mary, Mary, do
- 34:34Speaker 1: you have an answer? Mary?
- 34:36Speaker 3: Oh? My mom?
- 34:38Speaker 1: All right? Is it Mary's mother? Is that the answer?
- 34:41Speaker 1: Let's find out? Apparently it's not your mom. I'm sorry,
- 34:44Speaker 1: I'm sure she's a lovely lady. No, the correct answer
- 34:47Speaker 1: is Albert. Whoo hosts Albert who is the answer? Who
- 34:53Speaker 1: started the All Star Game at first base, third base,
- 34:57Speaker 1: and in left field? Oh? There is that? With that
- 35:01Speaker 1: in your pipe and smoking? And right now, here we go,
- 35:04Speaker 1: Here we go. It's time hit that button. There, Mary,
- 35:07Speaker 1: that's the one right there, that's it, that's the one.
- 35:09Speaker 1: All right. We go over to the producer's chair and
- 35:12Speaker 1: Ian Roddy.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Hello, Ian, You notice I've learned not to jump the
- 35:15Speaker 3: gun as much like I did last week.
- 35:17Speaker 1: You were excited it happens, you know.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm learning I'm learning.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Here we go, let's jump in here though. Number One.
- 35:23Speaker 3: On a recent podcast interview, Chiefs tight end, Travis Kelsey
- 35:27Speaker 3: recalled some troubles he had behind the scenes back when
- 35:29Speaker 3: he hosted Saturday Night Live back in twenty twenty three.
- 35:32Speaker 3: So the hardest part of hosting SNL was the pre
- 35:35Speaker 3: show table read because apparently he can't really read that well.
- 35:38Speaker 3: So inevitably social media got a hold of that, got
- 35:41Speaker 3: a hold of that, and you know, they've been making
- 35:43Speaker 3: a ton of fun of him. So, Ben, do you
- 35:44Speaker 3: think any less of Kelsey now that you know he
- 35:46Speaker 3: has tough time reading?
- 35:48Speaker 1: No, because I think he was embellishing it. If he's
- 35:51Speaker 1: not embellishing it, I mean, that's pretty impressive. He went
- 35:55Speaker 1: to Cleveland Heights High School in Cleveland. He went to
- 36:00Speaker 1: the University of Cincinnati. I think he spent four years
- 36:02Speaker 1: in college. And if he was able to make it
- 36:05Speaker 1: through all that and not not be able to read,
- 36:08Speaker 1: like there's reading at a high level and then there's
- 36:11Speaker 1: like reading just being able to read enough. I don't
- 36:14Speaker 1: doubt that Kelsey's not a prolific reader. He's a football player,
- 36:19Speaker 1: and he's like a meathead football player. I don't think
- 36:21Speaker 1: any less of him. I never thought of him as
- 36:24Speaker 1: an academic type person anyway, So who cares. You know,
- 36:27Speaker 1: he reads a lot, and I'd like to think that
- 36:28Speaker 1: he's not totally lacking the ability to read anything all. Right.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Next, with all the potential trade rumors circling around Lebron
- 36:36Speaker 3: right now, his son Bron, he was asked how he
- 36:38Speaker 3: feels about all of it, So he said, he doesn't
- 36:40Speaker 3: really pay attention to all that stuff. But look, Ben,
- 36:42Speaker 3: if Lebron's senior were to be traded, what do you
- 36:45Speaker 3: think the Lakers would do with Brownie?
- 36:47Speaker 1: They'd include him in the trade if Lebron. No, I
- 36:49Speaker 1: don't think Lebron's being traded. And let me tell you Ian,
- 36:52Speaker 1: that is the number one answer publicists tell you. The
- 36:56Speaker 1: number one answer when you're asked a difficult question is
- 36:59Speaker 1: if it's about to play in a football game, so
- 37:01Speaker 1: I didn't see the play, and if it's about trade rumors,
- 37:04Speaker 1: you say, I don't pay attention to that stuff. I
- 37:06Speaker 1: was unaware of it. Right, You played dumb that way.
- 37:09Speaker 1: You just kind of kill the line of questioning and
- 37:11Speaker 1: all that. But no, if the Lakers are gonna get
- 37:13Speaker 1: out of the Lebron business. If they are ready to
- 37:16Speaker 1: unload Lebron James, then it is a two for one
- 37:20Speaker 1: special at the flea market, and it's gonna be Lebron
- 37:24Speaker 1: and Bronni. They're going to trade them to the Knicks
- 37:27Speaker 1: or the Cavaliers or to wherever. And I will guarantee
- 37:30Speaker 1: you that Bronni is absolutely aware of what's going on
- 37:36Speaker 1: with Lebron and where he's gonna end up because he
- 37:39Speaker 1: is handcuffed to Lebron. The only reason Bronni's in the
- 37:41Speaker 1: NBA the kid can't play. The only reason he's in
- 37:44Speaker 1: the NBAS because it was Dad. Next.
- 37:47Speaker 3: So the Milwaukee Bucks, who you know, as you mentioned
- 37:49Speaker 3: in the monologue yesterday, they recently released Damian Lillard and
- 37:52Speaker 3: they're reportedly eyeing twelve time All Star Chris Paul as
- 37:55Speaker 3: his potential replacement. According to Chris Haynes, So Ben, would
- 37:58Speaker 3: you like the forty year old CP three for the
- 38:00Speaker 3: Bucks is a short term bridge at point guard?
- 38:02Speaker 1: So only if you can get a Delorian and go
- 38:05Speaker 1: back to the future and head back, you know, back
- 38:07Speaker 1: in time. But no, listen, Chris Paul's washed up at
- 38:10Speaker 1: this point. He's a backup. I read where Chris Paul
- 38:12Speaker 1: wants to start. He's looking for his starting job. No,
- 38:15Speaker 1: I mean, he gotta signed somebody. But Chris Paul, I
- 38:18Speaker 1: have a feeling he's gonna end up with the Clippers
- 38:20Speaker 1: and all that. But no, I would not I would
- 38:22Speaker 1: not bring Chris Paul in expecting him to be a
- 38:25Speaker 1: starter or a play big minutes and all that at
- 38:28Speaker 1: this point, although he did play a lot in San
- 38:30Speaker 1: Antonio on a terrible Spurs team that seven people watched.
- 38:32Speaker 1: All right, there it is Mallard to the third degree.
- 38:36Speaker 1: How did we do?
- 38:38Speaker 3: It was close today, but you still managed to win
- 38:41Speaker 3: this one.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Ben, nice job. That has a win. I got the long.
- 38:44Speaker 1: I don't think I've lost a Mallard of the third
- 38:46Speaker 1: degree this year. I think I'm undefeated this year at
- 38:49Speaker 1: MAL What a streak, A record streak.