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Hour 4 - Living Up to Expectations · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our number four. Our four is
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  Speaker 1: ready for you. And we start out with America's embarrassment
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys who got smashed by the Chicago Bears.
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  Speaker 1: So where does this performance leave Jerry Jones Cowboys As
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  Speaker 1: the Bears were running around like gazelle's across the field,
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  Speaker 1: no one's stopping them. Also, how do you explain what
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  Speaker 1: happened to Mike Rabel's patriots as they were baking turnovers
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  Speaker 1: one after another? And what the hell do the Texans
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  Speaker 1: do with struggling quarterback CJ. Stroud Houston off to the
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  Speaker 1: oh to three start. We'll talk about that as well.
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  Speaker 1: All of it's coming your way in a jam packed
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  Speaker 1: our number four. Have a wonderful Monday. Here it is,
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  Speaker 1: But here's our number four living up to expectations, which
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  Speaker 1: is not necessarily a positive thing. Well come, in the
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  Speaker 1: right now and our lead this hour, our lead story
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  Speaker 1: this hour from Chicago, that is where America's Game of
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  Speaker 1: the Week took place. Tom Brady and Kevin Burkhardt had
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  Speaker 1: to call the Cowboys and the Chicago Bears. Did you
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  Speaker 1: watch where you engaged in this particular game? Maybe not?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't really miss much. He much maligned and ridiculed
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  Speaker 1: Chicago Bears, and they deserved all the ridical all the
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  Speaker 1: ridicule they deserved, all the all the crap. Well, they
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  Speaker 1: turned things around dramatically and all they needed was a
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  Speaker 1: playdate with the Cowboys. As Caleb Williams tied a career
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  Speaker 1: high with not one, not two, not three, not four bosh.
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  Speaker 1: He had four four touchdown passes, four of them, and
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  Speaker 1: Chicago gave their rookie head coach Ben Johnson a victory,
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  Speaker 1: his first NFL head coaching victory. And it wasn't even close.
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  Speaker 1: The game was tied at fourteen, and then it wasn't anymore.
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  Speaker 1: The Bears get a thirty one fourteen spanking of the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. The Bears get a win after losing fifty
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  Speaker 1: two to twenty one to the Detroit Lions the previous week.
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  Speaker 1: They bounce back and get a big win. Ben Johnson, remember,
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  Speaker 1: called out his team. We did a couple of monologues
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  Speaker 1: on this during the week, much to the dismay of
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  Speaker 1: Yafimi and Tree and Cago and all the other gang
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  Speaker 1: of listeners. We have their Eugene and whatnot. So Ben
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  Speaker 1: Johnson called out his team, said they were not practicing right.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't play hard against the Lions and didn't have
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  Speaker 1: championship caliber practice. And then they come back and they
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  Speaker 1: win the game. But the better story is in the
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  Speaker 1: losing locker room. And oh what a loss. It was
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  Speaker 1: a non competitive loss for the team from deep in
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  Speaker 1: the heart of Texas. They're the Dallas Cowboys. So the
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  Speaker 1: question is where does this performance leave Jerry Jones Dallas Cowboys,
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  Speaker 1: as they were non competitive, needed an overtime win against
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  Speaker 1: the Giants the previous week. So I've got punk Satani,
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  Speaker 1: Tiffany and Company, and what a burger, and we'll combine
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  Speaker 1: all of these things together and for our friend in
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  Speaker 1: the Sunshine State, We're gonna make some Goba goool. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make the Goba goouls. What we're gonna do, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So to kick off here, to kick off the festivities here,
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  Speaker 1: the festivists of talk. Uh, it's really the same old
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  Speaker 1: song and dance, same old song and dance for the
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  Speaker 1: Dallas copy. You don't need to watch the game because
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  Speaker 1: we've seen the game many times. It is a He
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  Speaker 1: used to call these reruns back in the day. I
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  Speaker 1: don't call him reruns anymore. Uh, turnover, chunk plays, A
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  Speaker 1: lot of chunk plays given up. That was the story here, Doc,
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  Speaker 1: Doc dak Dakota, Dakota tossing interceptions, the defense getting roasted repeatedly, Rinse, wash, repeat,
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  Speaker 1: That's how it went there. Now, Jerry Jones is a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful illusionist. He really is. Jerry Jones. Every summer he
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  Speaker 1: finds some pixie dust and he sprinkles the pixie dust,
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  Speaker 1: he sprinkles it on top and is this our year?
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  Speaker 1: This is the Cowboys are in it to win it,
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  Speaker 1: even over the weekend. Jerry Jones. Oh, we could repackage
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  Speaker 1: some of those draft picks we got for Micah Parsons
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  Speaker 1: to fill out the roster and all that stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then they hyped this up and then free falling down, down, down,
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  Speaker 1: down downtown. Now this cowboy team on Sunday, the flavor
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  Speaker 1: of the day was the savory pot roast. That was
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  Speaker 1: the flavor of the day. It was a Campbell's chunky
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  Speaker 1: soup was the sponsor for the Dallas Cowboys there because
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  Speaker 1: they had a roster that had some injuries. And they
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  Speaker 1: went out there and looked hardy on the can and
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  Speaker 1: then what happened, Well, when you open it, it was
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  Speaker 1: a dirty diaper stew. What it was, extra chunkie, extra chunky.
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  Speaker 1: There they counted. I did the mathlist, not one, not two,
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  Speaker 1: not three, and oo for five five chunk plays given
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  Speaker 1: up by the Dallas Cowboys defense twenty nine yards or more.
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  Speaker 1: Five of them twenty nine yards or more. Somewhere named
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  Speaker 1: Luther Burden. The third ran sixty five yards unscathed, playing
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  Speaker 1: catch me if you can, and spoiler alert, the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: could not catch him into the end zone. So Brian
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  Speaker 1: Schottenheimer's Cowboys a carbon copy of every single post Troy
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  Speaker 1: Aikman era Dallas team, every one of them. We know
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  Speaker 1: that Schottenheimer is only the coach by proxy. He's not
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  Speaker 1: actually coaching. Jerry Jones is doing the lifting on this.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason Schottenheimer's there is because he's a sock puppet. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear what a sock puppet sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: Here is the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Coach Shoty.
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  Speaker 1: It's appropriate the way the Cowboys played, they played Shawnee football.
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  Speaker 1: Here is the messaging from Brian Schottenheimer. Let's go to
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  Speaker 1: the audio tape, take a list. What I pointed out
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  Speaker 1: to the guys very clearly was, you know, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: stop giving up big plays on defense, and we gotta
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  Speaker 1: stop turning the ball over on offense. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: a bad formula. Okay, thank you very much for that.
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  Speaker 1: So there again. The Cowboys no different then other Cowboy
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  Speaker 1: teams since the glory days back back many many years
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  Speaker 1: ago with Barry Switzer and Jimmy Johnson. It's the same,
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  Speaker 1: the same old song and dance here for the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: where they have some star players. They got a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of star plower and you're kind kind of excited
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  Speaker 1: about that, uh, and then they sell the dream and
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  Speaker 1: then they self destruct coboom in big spots. They're the
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  Speaker 1: NFL's version of the guy at the blackjack table who's, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna win a lot of money, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: wins a few hands of blackjack, right, doing pretty well there,
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  Speaker 1: and then when you check back in about an hour later,
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  Speaker 1: completely broke, hanging out with mouthwashed Mike swimming through the
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  Speaker 1: Bellagio fountains because he's lost everything that you've got, the
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  Speaker 1: death Star practice field, you've got that, you've got, changing coaches,
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  Speaker 1: check that box. None of it matters. The players changed,
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  Speaker 1: the coaches changed, and the venue changes. It doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys regularly play like they were up all night
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  Speaker 1: at a honky tonk when they are out there playing
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  Speaker 1: and you give up thirty one points to Caleb Williams
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  Speaker 1: thirty one points to Caleb was a rookie head coach
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  Speaker 1: coming off a game that the Bears give up fifty
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  Speaker 1: two points. That's not just bad. That is I don't
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  Speaker 1: give an f bad is what that is. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: February in Punk Satani forever forever and ever and ever
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  Speaker 1: and ever, and you keep seeing the shadow, and you
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  Speaker 1: know what that means. The Cowboys are really the movie
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  Speaker 1: Groundhog Day. They really are the movie Groundhog. They Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones wakes up, he hits that alarm, and Sonny and
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  Speaker 1: Chriff starts singing, I Got you, babe, and then it
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  Speaker 1: just all starts over again. Dak throws a pick here,
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  Speaker 1: and a pick there, and a pick everywhere, the defense
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  Speaker 1: gets torched, the Cowboys lose, and there you go, over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over again. Speaking of bad losses, there
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  Speaker 1: were a lot of them we mentioned earlier in the
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  Speaker 1: show Go back and hear the podcast. The Rams lou
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  Speaker 1: a nineteen point lead, although that was not the most
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  Speaker 1: embarrassing loss. The Rams law nineteen point lead to Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: My point is the most embarrassing loss that would be
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  Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers because they played a bad team.
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  Speaker 1: The Rams lost to a good team, the Chicago Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: The Cleveland Browns are an embarrassment, right and well, we
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  Speaker 1: go to good defense. Okay, But Jordan Love gave that game.
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  Speaker 1: He gave that game all you want to crown him,
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  Speaker 1: crown their ass. They are who we thought they were
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  Speaker 1: and we let them off the hook. All right. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Furthermore to New England, the Steelers get an ugly victory
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  Speaker 1: over the home standing Patriots, bringing back memories of the
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  Speaker 1: days they were on the Patsy's what a performance there.
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  Speaker 1: So question, how do you explain what happened to Mike
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  Speaker 1: Rabel's Patriots at home against a so so Pittsburgh team.
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  Speaker 1: So this one is rather simple. It's an Okham's razor situation.
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  Speaker 1: The simplest answer is the right answer, and you just
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  Speaker 1: go with it. Most games are lost, they're not one
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  Speaker 1: is a mantra that we followed. That is the way
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  Speaker 1: it works. Most games loss because of incompetence, not because
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  Speaker 1: of one because of greatness. So Mike Rabel lived that
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  Speaker 1: lesson in technicolor right there. These Steelers did not go
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  Speaker 1: out there and dominate. This was not a domination situation
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  Speaker 1: at all. No, what they did is, for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: they sat back very patiently and they just waited. They
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  Speaker 1: waited for the Patriots to hand them the game. And
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  Speaker 1: sure enough, that's what happened. Mike Tomlin did not even
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  Speaker 1: the coach. He didn't need to coach up the Steelers
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  Speaker 1: because they didn't play that well. He didn't need to
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  Speaker 1: do much of anything. Tomlin and Pittsburgh here because what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh had just two hundred and three yards of offense.
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  Speaker 1: They scored fourteen points off fumbles, yes, fumbles, and this
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  Speaker 1: shitd have scored more than that. The fact that the
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  Speaker 1: Patriots still had a chance to tie the game late
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  Speaker 1: considering how poorly they played as a stunner from down
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  Speaker 1: under to Myke God and so Tom I what he
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  Speaker 1: should have done. Walk into the locker room and toss
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  Speaker 1: the game ball to Ramandre Stevenson and another game ball
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  Speaker 1: to to Drake May and say thank you boys. You've
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  Speaker 1: got a place in our heart here and we're going
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  Speaker 1: to give you a terrible towel as well and appreciate
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  Speaker 1: your gift. That was a Tiffany and Company type situation,
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  Speaker 1: Like Formandre Stevenson, he's our running back. He's working part
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  Speaker 1: time on Fifth Avenue. He must be at Tiffany and Company.
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  Speaker 1: There he wrapping up the football, unless he's not wrapping
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  Speaker 1: up fumbles in you know, like engagement rings and all that.
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  Speaker 1: And just to put that little Tiffany blue box with
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  Speaker 1: the ribbon, the nice white satin ribbon there, that's what
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  Speaker 1: he was wrapping the football. And what a mess two
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  Speaker 1: of them. Two fumbles you got Drake May, who was
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  Speaker 1: throwing out party favors as well at quarterback for the
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  Speaker 1: New England Patriots. And so it's not just bad luck,
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  Speaker 1: it's incompetence by the New England Patriots. Here Stevenson, it's
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  Speaker 1: not new for Ramandre Stevenson. He's got a glitch. There
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  Speaker 1: is a glitch there. He led the NFL in fumbles
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  Speaker 1: last year. You can't be surprised when someone that led
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  Speaker 1: the league in fumbles then coughs up a hairball a
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  Speaker 1: couple of times in a game like this. And if
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  Speaker 1: I'm Mike Rabel, you know what I do. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I do. I cut his ass. I say,
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  Speaker 1: we will suck with you, we will suck without you.
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  Speaker 1: You're done, get out of here, go play for the
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  Speaker 1: Raiders or someone like that. We don't want you. And
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  Speaker 1: the first thing I do when I get back in
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  Speaker 1: the office, if I'm Mike Rabel, I say, listen, it's
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  Speaker 1: not us, it's you. You suck and we're getting rid
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  Speaker 1: of you. You're a liability. And I don't care how
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  Speaker 1: talented you are. It doesn't matter how great you run
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  Speaker 1: the football. If one out of every ten carries you're
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  Speaker 1: going to fumble, or one out of every twenty carries.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to employ you. And it's again a
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  Speaker 1: game you beat yourself. The Steelers were right there, ready
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  Speaker 1: for the taking, and the Patriots decided, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: the game. We're just going to give them the game instead.
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  Speaker 1: And the whole thing his Mike Rabels, guys gift wrapped it.
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  Speaker 1: They gift wrapped though, the whole damn thing. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: why they lost all right. Now, last thing, speaking of
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  Speaker 1: gift rapping, Wow, what happened? I'm old enough to remember
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  Speaker 1: in Houston there was this quarterback who's like the next
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  Speaker 1: big thing. How lucky were the Texans they fell into
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  Speaker 1: c J. Stroud? Holy crap? Now not so much, not
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  Speaker 1: so much. The Texans lose to Jacksonville, a one touchdown loss.
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  Speaker 1: They are now off to the O and three start Houston.
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  Speaker 1: Texans off to the oh and three start. So question questions,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell did the Texans now do with the
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  Speaker 1: struggling c. J. Stroud? And this is a elongated struggle,
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  Speaker 1: this is not just three games, goes back to last year.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what they need to do. I
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what they need to do. They need to
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  Speaker 1: call Dan Hurley up. What do they need to call
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  Speaker 1: Dan Hurley. He's a college basketball coach. Just go with
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  Speaker 1: me on this. So Dan Hurley's nuts. The guy's a
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  Speaker 1: wackadoodle at Yukon and you need to get him to
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  Speaker 1: either fly down to Houston or give advice to the Texans.
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  Speaker 1: And Dan Hurley. When Yukon plays basketball, what he does
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  Speaker 1: is he lights some sage, he sprinkles some holy water,
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  Speaker 1: and he gets some garlic bulbs and he puts those
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  Speaker 1: under the bleachers and all that stuff. It's that bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's that bad for the Houston Texans at this point
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  Speaker 1: with CJ. Stroud, where you gotta do it right. You
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  Speaker 1: walk into a casino, like you walk into a casino
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  Speaker 1: and you pull the slot one time, just one time.
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  Speaker 1: You pull the slot one time, Ding ding ding ding
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  Speaker 1: ding jackpot right, jackpot. You think you're a genius. Well
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  Speaker 1: that was c J. Stroud the first ten games. He
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  Speaker 1: was the guy that had never gambled and hit the
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  Speaker 1: jackpot and it's like there you go, way to go.
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  Speaker 1: First ten games, c J. Stroud had seventeen touchdown fastes
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  Speaker 1: and five interceptions, almost three thousand yards passing. Those are
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  Speaker 1: really good numbers. Those are really sexy numbers for c J. Stroud.
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  Speaker 1: He's a prodigy. He's the next Mahomy, He's the next
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahlmes. Then either the league caught up to him
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  Speaker 1: or he forgot to take what he had been taking
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  Speaker 1: and boom goes to dynamite. And yeah, the last ten games,
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  Speaker 1: c J. Stroud has gone with nine touchdowns, seven interceptions,
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  Speaker 1: and under two thousand yards passing in the last ten games.
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  Speaker 1: The numbers do not lie. The touchdowns are down forty percent,
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  Speaker 1: the interceptions are up forty percent. That is not progress.
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  Speaker 1: That is regression, is what that is. And keep in
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  Speaker 1: mind that the assumption in Houston, the false assumption, was
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  Speaker 1: it's the offensive coordinator's fault. They fired Bobby Slowick, who
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  Speaker 1: at one point was considered a head coaching candidate. They
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  Speaker 1: whacked his ass as the offensive coordinator last year at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the season, blaming him for these game
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  Speaker 1: regression of c J. Stroud. So they got rid of
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  Speaker 1: the guy. They had the fall guy. Gotta have a
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  Speaker 1: fall guy, so they had the fall game. They got
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  Speaker 1: rid of him back in January. Bobby Slowig, Okay, fine,
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  Speaker 1: so now what who's gonna be the next scapegoat for
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  Speaker 1: the Houston Texans there, you're gonna blame the ball boy,
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  Speaker 1: the DJ, and the stadium. Some of the strippers there
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  Speaker 1: in Houston at the ballet maybe their fault. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: But at some point, you guys, who is the real CJ. Stroud?
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  Speaker 1: Is it the guy that played the first ten games
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  Speaker 1: or is it the guy that's played the last ten games.
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  Speaker 1: Because if it's the guy that's played the last ten games,
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  Speaker 1: bye bye, see you later. You're not good enough to
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  Speaker 1: play in the NFL. You're a bum, right, And I
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  Speaker 1: would think even though I took a lot of c
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  Speaker 1: I did a monologue that got a little steam going
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  Speaker 1: at the beginning of the year, beginning of the football season
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  Speaker 1: a couple weeks back, and I pointed out the shortcomings
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  Speaker 1: of c J. Stroud And of course, because it's like
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  Speaker 1: a religion for these people, Oh you can't rip CJ. Stroud. No,
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  Speaker 1: all these morons, you know, knuckle drager neander fALS who
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  Speaker 1: go on the attack defending their guy. And I haven't
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  Speaker 1: heard much noise about that. I hope they're okay. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: maybe they had that come to Jesus moment where they realized, well,
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  Speaker 1: this guy does blow what happened. So they're clinging on
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  Speaker 1: to those first ten games. Oh he was really good
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  Speaker 1: the first ten games. It's like a wedding photo album
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  Speaker 1: from back in the old days. You know, look how
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  Speaker 1: good we looked, well, skinny, we were get married, all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. So news flash, the hunting moon is over.
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  Speaker 1: The hunting moon of CJ. Stroud is over. The defense
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: has the tape. They've got the tape and they've adjusted.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Now it's c J. Stroud's turn to adjust, wonder boy.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: And it looks a lot like Mac Jones, which is
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: not a compliment or Zach Wilson the last ten games.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: There just a different uniform, different uniform relights. So what
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: do I do now, Well, got a side coaching standpoint,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna lose their job. I would also recommend doing
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: some of these more sacrifice type moves, like the sacrificing
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: a waterburger and like a combo, not just the whataburger
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: drinking fries water burger combo and sending that to the
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: football gods as a sacrifice. And it's just it's not
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: a minor dip though. That's the thing about this. It's
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: a belly whopper, is what it is. For CJ. Stroud,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: and you're not the franchise quarterback. If you're playing like
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: he has ten games, it's more than half of an
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: NFL season with incompetence and doing it against teams that
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: are not all that great, average defensive teams. So that
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: is on the man in the mirror, c J. Stroud.
• 19:32
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• 21:13
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• 21:17
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• 21:21
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• 21:23
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• 21:28
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• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Cooper would like to make an announcement right now, justin
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Cooper big announcement. You're all gonna get a million dollars.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Coop, let everyone know how they're gonna get
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: million dollars.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Not quite, but I would like to point out that
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Cowboy Killer won the Mallard Militia DraftKings League this week. Yes, yes,
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: but we have to get those numbers up. We do
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: not have enough people in the contest. I want the
• 21:52
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• 21:54
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• 21:57
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• 21:59
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• 22:02
  Speaker 4: top of my page, or you can email me Ben Maller,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Producer at gmail dot com and I'll send you the link.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: There was also three players in that DraftKings the league
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: or the three listeners that had the exact same lineup,
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: the exact same It seems a little you think it's like.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: A rig thing that one person just copied somebody else
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: or they It is odd that you would have the
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: exact game roster, the math on that. There's so many
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: players and so many options.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah's and I think these are different people, but I
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, maybe they double posted the Bishop rits
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: in and says, hey, Ben, the Patriots had so many
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: stupid penalties in that game. I listened on Fox Sports
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: nine seventy year in Pittsburgh. The stadium atmosphere is so
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: different than it was with Belichick and Brady gun Boy, Yeah, obviously,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, geez, Grandpa Rogers got the job done down
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the stretch and the d held on ws ws W
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: says the Bishop. There you go. It's good be back
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: on in Pittsburgh. We've been on and off there for many,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: many years, and so it's nice. When I ran into Eddie,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: we were bringing up We brought up the Breadman, who's
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a big high school baseball coach there in the greater
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh area. Been listening for a long time, mister irrigation
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: sending all kinds of negative things about c. J. Stroud,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: even though he's in Houston. He's had enough. He's upset
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: that he was wearing the Yankees hat as annoyed by that.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: That's one of the phones. Cardiac Stanley is in the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Cincinnati area. Hello, Cardiac Stanley, Welcome.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Good morning from the East Coast.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Then, yes, welcome, what's going on Stanley Force. For those
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that are new to the show, Cardiac Stanley famously had
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a heart attack on the show, and he's doing very
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: well now, right, this is many years ago, cardiac Stanley,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you're a model of health.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, not really, but hey, I just got me a
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: new car. Let me ask you a few questions. Man,
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: are you going now to predict an NLCS between the
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Dodgers and the Reds.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: No? No, and even one of those teams will be
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: in the n The way the Dodgers are played, they
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: don't deserve to go to the NLC. Yes, they They're
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: tremendous underachievers, the Dodgers.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Now bear with me. Now, then, what you know that
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Jimmy Kimmel, the Jimmy Kimmel Show was now hiring.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Oh they're hiring really. Oh I didn't know that. I
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: thought I thought they weren't hiring anybody because they're not
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: on the air right now.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: Man, that's your big chance.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: You guys were just talking.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: About making a million bucks.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: You would be a smash man.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh that's great, Well, you you'd be my ad. You
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: let the people know at ABC. I'm available. I don't
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: have any TV gigs right now.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: So I don't know.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, you people, No, you're you're you're my guy, Stanley.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, make it happen cardiacs. Stanley, come on.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Man, he won't We am we going to have our
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: meet and greet with about from Dayton?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Are you are you? Are you going to be there?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I gotta I've got to get there. My plans for
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: October got totally blown out of the water, and now
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: everyone's saying I should waituntil the weather gets better. But
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that won't be until with the spring of twenty twenty six,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: right with the next time you have really, I mean,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I guess it's it's hit and miss now. So all right,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I'll let you know. You be there, stan you better
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: be there, Stanley. All right, Hey, what do you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Think of yo? Yeah? What did you think about the
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Browns uniforms?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I think whoever made them is someone that's friends with
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, right, yeah, let's get a petition going to fire
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Zach Taylor. Get hear that guy talk. He has all
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: the answers.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, he had no answers against the Vikings none none.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Hey, Dan, Yeah, the Jimmy Kimmel thing.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's it done. All right, I'll give up this
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: empire of overnight talk radio. On the radio for the
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Jimmy I saw Jimmy Kimmel. He does a one hour
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: talk show five days a week, has a staff of
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: close to two hundred. What the hell do they do
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: two hundred working on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. I wonder
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: if they need a new donut girl. Two hundred people
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: who are all likely making you know not, they're not
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: all making tons of money, but they're making decent money,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: and that is nuts you every sig never mind, all right, yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: calm down. Blind Scott is somewhere on the north end
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: of Boston. Hello, Blind Scott.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Hey, it's okay. I got to go to my social
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: worker at ten am today. So, like, that was so
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: much fun, that instant vice line. That was the most
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: fun I had had in a long time. I was
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: laughed and wick it loud and everything. Dude them, I've
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: mastered the calzone. It's the steak and cheese calzone is
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: by far the best calzone because the way the steak
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: cooks with the cheeses inside the calzones and you put
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: stuff in it, it just complements the whole calzone process
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: in general. So I got a question for you. It's
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: a sports related question. It's we're talking Red Sox, Yankees Mariners.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Cal Rawley will throw the Larry and Judge talking there too.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: So most people think the Red Sox will grab this
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: last wild card spot. I'm not sure how the manageable
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: factor in, but I think Aaron Rodgers most likely will
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: be MVP over cal Rawly. I don't think you can
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: give cal Rawly the m VP.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Do you think Aaron Rodgers is going to win the
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: MVP over Cala?
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: That would Judge?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I said Aaron Rodgers.
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: I had to smoke for that bit last time.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I understand this job is not that easy. This job
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: is not so we have what we have one week
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to go in the baseball season. Right one week, the
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Red Sox are in the second wild card spot. The
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Guardians and the cheating Astros are tied for the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: final wildcard spot. I believe that's right. I think I
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: have my math correct on that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: But who is the MVP?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Then in the al cal Raley is your MVP?
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Cal rod But but they say Judge.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Is going to be because that's because it's East Coast bias.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: But it's cal Rawley is going to win the MVP.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: But everybody in the national media is a New York
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: Yankees fans.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: That is true, that is accurate, But still Al Ray's better.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: It's really exciting, Like you, I don't think it's that exciting,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: to be honest.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: With me, better than anything else in sports right now.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Like that, justin Calros he got fifty eight home runs. Now,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: it's insane for a catcher. Fifty eight home runs for
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: cal Raley, But judge, he's gonna get sixty. Cal Rod
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He's got two. He had hit two home runs this week.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Cal Raley, he's at sixty. We love round numbers a catcher.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: It is a catcher too, so it's unheard of for
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: a catcher to that. Loraino probably didn't know that because
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: the guy had the squat behind the plate the whole time.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: Loraina, like that.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you one thing right now, there
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: is a lot of things I don't Is that true?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Is that no Larado was in Loreado's in Chicago this
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: weekend and did not realize the Cowboys were also in Chicago.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: She just thought there were a lot of Cowboy fans
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: walking around Chicago.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: Well you would think that, you would think that, O
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: the way where Chicago is you know, it seems like
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: it's all Cowboys fan. You know what I'm saying, Lorenda?
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Did you go there for for an orgy?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: What the hell is that? All right? Thank you, jeezus,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: what a schmuck. Let's uh oh that we got the
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: commuting couple. We got to get them one in Minneapolis.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: They get up early to beat the traffic. Hello commuting couple.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: Welcome, Welcome, mister Maler. How are you Coop and Lorena
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: doing well?
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: If I was any better, I'd be a Bengal, but
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: not a Cincinnati Bengal because they got stomped by the Vikings.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: Well, if I was any better, I'd be a talk
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: show host and making all that money like you do.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Well, yes, if you want they do. Tell you the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: fastest way to get Richard's to overnight talk radio, very lottery,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: right up there with Elon Musk.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: Yes, what Jenna wants to say?
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Hi? Real quick?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Hello, Hi Jena, Hello, Hello.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: So I just wanted to ask who this Aaron Rodgers
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: is when he got a new guy in the league.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: But he's not new in the league, but he flashed
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: yesterday that Isaiah Rogers from the Vikings.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Well, yes, well that was the big play early in
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the game, although it didn't really yet in the In
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: the end, he had the pick six, right, that was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: the yeah, yeah, he had the pick.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: He had to pick six, and then he had another
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: touchdown and then he had.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Two for now, did you watch? You kids? Watched the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: entire game? The game was over. It was thirty one
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: was it a half? A thirty four to three at halftime?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the second half?
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: We we uh, we watched most of the game and
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: then we watched the Charlie Kirk tribute.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got you, Yeah, I was. I watched, you know,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and the game's a blowout like that. I'm I move
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: on to it. I'm moving on to something else. But
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I guess you kind of did too. Anyway. All right,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: we'll be safe out there getting the work. Thank you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: very well.
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: I want you to know that your h your podcast
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: is fantastic. I've only had a chance to listen to
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: it a couple of times, but well, thank you, very
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: entertained and appreciate it. Continue to listen, all right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I will keep having bodily function problems for the podcast.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: That's my goal. I think anytime someone goes wrong with
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: my life I will just say it's for the podcast.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: I have another observation, So do you remember years ago
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: because that was kind of a sporty.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Call from Scott. Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I feel like years ago they were the
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: majority were like that sporty calls. Yet yeah, and they
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: were not like they were good calls.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Are you saying we've gotten too far away from that
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: kind of call? I mean maybe Scott has.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: But what blows my mind though, because I remember those
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: calls back in the day. Yeah, And Scott sounds like
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: he knows what he's talking about when it comes to sports.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He hasn't watched the game in year, That's what at
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: the time. We play like a game with Scott.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: He's terrible.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that's also because he's drinking and smoking weed
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and he's not really paying attention to anything. That's also hard.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: You know. It's like, remember Justin and Cincinnati was pulling
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: the great game show contestants of all time, and then
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: he's done so much weed and stuff. He's just like terrible.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But at one point he was the gold standard. Justin
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: in Cincinnati was we measured everything against him. Then we
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: he got blown out of the water by Uncle Moe.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: From Brooklyn. Right, Uncle Moe was just dominating and all that.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: So anyway, Marcel is in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, Owen.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: Three Giants is not very good at all?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Are you calling Marcell and Brooklyn for the benching of
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Russell Wilson.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: Yes, Walsell Wilson, Jackson Hart and the Big Blue are
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: in Owen three on Sunday Night football Jackson Hart?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Interesting?
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Is he related to Kevin Hart? Gotta have heart? How
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: about you put a dart in the heart. How about that?
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: I like that dart in the heart? Trust me. Okay,
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: I'll give you this player of the morning representing Kelsey
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: Swifties and the Chiefs is coming your way, so fingers
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: crossed if you can.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do food picks quickly here because they.
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: Have a game on a new day. It's finally Hereno.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: It happens every year every year we get fall. It's amazing. Okay,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I think you had last night? You had oodles and
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: noodless and a mixed machico. Right, very nice, Lorena, lovely.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Buddy.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with you, buddy. A foot long Chicago dog.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: In Chicago bears dumb bears.
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: Well, the bears one and not a mixed match.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, please hurry, it's not that funny. That's not funny.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: Ahead, you got.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: It, thanks, Marcel.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I think that you had crab cheese, rangoons and peynane
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: curry with chicken.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: Oh, not a mixed.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: You know what curry is, Marcel. That's right. Cut him
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: up into little bite sized pieces, that's right, yes, exactly. Yes,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: he's retired. He's now serving his body parts for food.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, you're very my friend, not.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Really really, hurry up, all right, thank you for that.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: All right, you've wasted so much time there. We will
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: have a cowboy call back tomorrow. Cowboy, we'll get you
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: on tomorrow. I apologize, but Marcel took all the airtime.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Bad job by him. We are going to have the
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: mather of militia food, by the way, the lots of
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: kill bossa story. Uh this, I guess. Back on a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: couple of days ago, Caleb Williams the place in Chicago said,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Caleb wins thows four touchdowns against the Cowboys, that he
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: will end up everyone's gonna get free hot dog all
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: of Chicago on Tuesday. So Caleb wins through four touchdown passes.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: So now the Wiener Circle, whatever that is. They're gonna
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: about a lot of hot dogs. Sounds interesting, good promotion,
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  Speaker 2: It's time for another Mallard game show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so go.
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  Speaker 7: I believe the answer is to Clippers.
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  Speaker 2: That is the top answer forty points. It's malor militia cute.
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  Speaker 1: Chris in Boston, Hello, Chris, welcome, Good morning, Buck, morning time.
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  Speaker 1: Steve in Kansas City. Are you there, Steve?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Do enjoy that brilliant chief victory? Not really that all right?
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  Speaker 1: You're wasting time one or two here? What are we
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  Speaker 1: doing at the top or the bottom, number one, number one?
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I feel like we did
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  Speaker 1: this one last week, didn't we No, we didn't do
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  Speaker 1: the this one last week?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: All right, maybe we didn't name something people put in
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  Speaker 1: their front yard. The top six answers are on the board.
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  Speaker 1: Top six answers are on the board. Chris or Chris
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  Speaker 1: wants to go? Chris? Go ahead, Chris, go on furniture?
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  Speaker 1: Lawn furniture? Is that on there? You not? I do
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  Speaker 1: not see lawn furniture? All right, keg King, Steve, one
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  Speaker 1: hundred people say, top six answers on the board.
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  Speaker 5: Ka, okay, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Just deffing around. I see what you do. Chris, you're
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  Speaker 1: taking the game seriously. Name something people put in their
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  Speaker 1: front yard. Top six answers on the board?
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  Speaker 5: Flag?
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  Speaker 1: Flag? Is that does that? Oh man, we're not you guys,
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  Speaker 1: don't do you know? Maybe don't put anything in front
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  Speaker 1: of your house. Maybe they don't have houses. Go ahead, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: a pool, Yes, most people put the pool in the Yes,
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  Speaker 1: in the front of their house. They put a pool
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  Speaker 1: so their neighbors can stare at them in their birthday suits.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Chraig, go ahead, Chris, shut up, Chris now,
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  Speaker 1: tree A tree, Yes, they decorate. No, we have. You
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  Speaker 1: guys are terrible. We have garden, gnome, flowering plants, fence, letterbox,
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  Speaker 1: fountain and signs signy What was that that mean? What
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  Speaker 1: are we doing here? Come on now