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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Deuce fuck crap, Oh crap.
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  Speaker 3: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 4: They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen
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  Speaker 4: City's favorite morning.
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  Speaker 3: Tandem, Mac and Bone, random crap.
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  Speaker 4: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so to do a little random crap. Have
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  Speaker 3: a little fun here with some of these stories. Not
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  Speaker 3: the best headlines you want to see. Bone about you
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  Speaker 3: about about the school you root for, Penn State. But
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a bit of a scandal there Bone.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently there were there was a fraternity there that was
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  Speaker 3: literally running a.
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  Speaker 4: Cocaine ring really Valley. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: There's so many jokes by the way, I mean, how
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  Speaker 3: many people made new meaning to the term whiteout jokes
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  Speaker 3: yesterday on Twitter. But anyway, yes, fourteen people have been busted.
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  Speaker 3: It's uh, it is mostly students and frat bros that
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  Speaker 3: were that were running this drug ring and selling this
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  Speaker 3: cocaine to fellow students all around campus. They were they'd
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  Speaker 3: get their hands, uh, they would make trips to Philly
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  Speaker 3: and New York to get their hands on large amounts
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  Speaker 3: of cocaine. The drugs were then allegedly cut and packaged
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  Speaker 3: in the Delta, Upsilon and Sydney Sig McKay fraternity houses
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  Speaker 3: before being sold to other Penn State students. The guy
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  Speaker 3: that is accused of being the ringleader bone as the
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  Speaker 3: nickname Pablo Pledge Kabar.
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  Speaker 4: That is just hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: That an ex job was he was the one that
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  Speaker 5: would cut haircuts in the dorm rooms for people, so
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  Speaker 5: he had a lot of intention. His other job was,
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  Speaker 5: uh has problem.
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  Speaker 3: He is also a nerdy looking fella. This is the
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  Speaker 3: nerdiest looking guy fitty to become a drug kingpin since
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  Speaker 3: Heisenberg on Breaking Bad? How is this guy running the
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  Speaker 3: drug operation?
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  Speaker 5: Mane about the tweet they called him blow Paterno?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, anyway, what a mess? What a mess?
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  Speaker 3: I will say this moone way better though than the
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  Speaker 3: old Penn State scandal.
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  Speaker 4: We're getting bet we're getting better.
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  Speaker 3: Our scandals are getting way less abhorrent and disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this one, thanks God for that.
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  Speaker 5: This one feels like one you can actually talk about
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  Speaker 5: in mocking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can make fun of him for this one.
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  Speaker 3: No doubt about it. Anyway, that one definitely caught all
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  Speaker 3: of our eyes. You see the one yesterday Mackett was
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  Speaker 3: the video of a member. And I'm sure you do
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  Speaker 3: when when org and beat Penn State last year in
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  Speaker 3: Happy Valley, when Dan Lanning was like really fired up
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  Speaker 3: after the game and almost like hyperventilating, it all worked up,
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  Speaker 3: and they said, well, now we know why Dan Lanning.
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  Speaker 3: I think he found one of those two fred houses
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  Speaker 3: they pledge Capar and him hooked up for the game.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Bone Man, we now we also need
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  Speaker 3: to shout out a high school quarterback recruit in Texas
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  Speaker 3: that just has an amazing name. He better be a
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  Speaker 3: good player though, with this name, Bone Maximus the Great Dennison.
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  Speaker 3: Now you told me this is his little god give
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  Speaker 3: a name like the Great is like the middle names.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like Maximus is the Great Dennison T G G
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  Speaker 5: R E A T. Maximus is the Great Dennizen.
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  Speaker 4: This dude better be able to ball man with that name.
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  Speaker 5: You cannot be a backup quarterback and be maximis the Great.
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  Speaker 5: You got to change your name to Maximus the Averager.
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  Speaker 5: I love maximis the backup I love that. I would never.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't do that to my kids. That amount of
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  Speaker 5: pressure you're putting on that kid. I mean that's right
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  Speaker 5: up there with Lebron naming himself the King forgot. You
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  Speaker 5: see the other thing that back that went viral and
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  Speaker 5: high school football?
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  Speaker 4: Where the was it?
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  Speaker 5: Arkansas Fitty the video I'm trying to remember where it was.
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  Speaker 5: Where the they bring out the offensive lineman in the
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  Speaker 5: hog trailer and they run out on the field.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I've seen that before.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, is it the same school or do we
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  Speaker 3: have multiple Southern I could see multiple Southern schools doing that.
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  Speaker 4: But that is hilarious, though, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: And big old Hog Molly's get off the damn trailer
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  Speaker 3: like that? That's beautiful. Oh that is beautiful. How about
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  Speaker 3: this one?
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  Speaker 4: Bones?
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  Speaker 3: So Front Office Sports reported this over the weekend. You
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  Speaker 3: know how we've seen all these pictures and videos popping
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  Speaker 3: up of the quarterbacks and their hotty girlfriends canoodling after practice.
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  Speaker 3: You had Joe Burrow and Olivia Ponton, who is like
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  Speaker 3: a model. You have Madison Beer who's pop star actress,
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  Speaker 3: and Justin Herbert.
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  Speaker 4: They're engaged.
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  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, people got Justin Herbert and said he's
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  Speaker 3: not focused on football because after practice he's kissing his
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  Speaker 3: hot girlfriend. I'm sure you would turn those kisses down, Fellas,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you would couldn't do it. But then you
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  Speaker 3: have Jackson Dart. He's got like an Instagram model girlfriend
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  Speaker 3: apparently bone. This is not coincidence that these things have
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  Speaker 3: gone viral. This is a part of an NFL marketing
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  Speaker 3: plan to try to recreate the Travis Taylor dynamic. They
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  Speaker 3: want to get this wag stuff out there with all
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  Speaker 3: these like model celebrity girlfriends. Yeah, and they want to
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  Speaker 3: try to reach the female audience by doing this. So
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  Speaker 3: they're doing this on purpose. This isn't just like if
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  Speaker 3: you wondered why it was all popping up on your
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  Speaker 3: feet at once. This is a concocted effort by the NFL.
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  Speaker 3: Listen man, go ahead, do what you gotta do. None
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  Speaker 3: of these ladies are Taylor Swift. That's a once in
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  Speaker 3: a lifetime situation.
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  Speaker 5: I fell for a satire postmac from a site off
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  Speaker 5: of story. It was Bryce Young holding hands with a
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  Speaker 5: nerdy Instagram female streamer, and they said here's Bryce and
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  Speaker 5: his new woman. I thought, wow, that's an interesting choice
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  Speaker 5: by Bryce. I did not realize that it was mocking
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  Speaker 5: this whole thing. I did not know that I was
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  Speaker 5: about to send it and say, Mac, who's this who's
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  Speaker 5: this girl right here with Bryce?
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  Speaker 4: It turns out it was not a real one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure, Bone, A bunch of a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: like young girls are gonna start watching football because of
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  Speaker 3: Madison Beer and Olivia Punton, you know what I mean? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: like that was once in a lifetime with Taylor Swift
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  Speaker 3: and that stratosphere of star. All right, So, Bone, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if you may already know about these food products,
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  Speaker 3: but I saw We always love the different, new, like
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  Speaker 3: experimental food products.
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  Speaker 4: There are a bunch. So have you seen the Ley's
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  Speaker 4: Barbecue brisket chips? Oh I've not seen that. Are you
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  Speaker 4: intrigued by this? I'm kind of intrigued.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a ship man, so yeah, definitely, Oh yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 5: kind of Can you get them in dry flavor?
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  Speaker 4: Briske? Really, that was trying to play pile that would
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  Speaker 4: play me.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, that was sent to me by Gooch
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  Speaker 3: with a specific hope that somebody would make a willy
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  Speaker 3: page And sure enough, sure enough, you came through for him.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the brisket that hot dog condiments in?
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  Speaker 4: That looks good?
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's a beautiful bark like that guy knows he
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  Speaker 3: knows how to smokes.
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  Speaker 4: He's that one recently. Yeah, this morning, it looks freaking good.
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  Speaker 4: Why is his name? Hot dog condiment? You could see
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  Speaker 4: by the the edge the moist? Oh my, that's looking good.
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  Speaker 4: Do you not like that word?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Moist makes me uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: My wife hates that word. But why you didn't use
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  Speaker 3: it in a bad context?
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  Speaker 2: It's just one of those words.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was just like a woman thing like
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  Speaker 3: women didn't like that word. You don't like that word either?
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  Speaker 4: Not a fan? You got a problem with that word? Bone, No,
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  Speaker 4: not at all.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's that's interesting to me, Phil, I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: any men would have a problem.
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  Speaker 5: After I eat rims, I like to use a moist talette.
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  Speaker 5: There you go, there you go?
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  Speaker 4: All right? So how about this one? Have you seen?
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  Speaker 3: Golic tweeted this out yesterday, said I've already finished half
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  Speaker 3: the bag banana nut bread Eminem's have you seen these?
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  Speaker 4: No? I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know you have any interest in that. Maybe
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  Speaker 5: I don't know banana nut bread's pretty good. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: love banana bread definitely. Yeah, I'll give it. I'll give it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll give it a whirl.
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  Speaker 3: What about these flavors? Have you seen these m and ms?
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  Speaker 3: Lemon merangue and cherry cupcake? Eminem's what those two aren't needed?
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  Speaker 4: Are they? No?
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  Speaker 5: Because there lemon merangue, you're starting to get into the
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  Speaker 5: sour area there a little bit where Eminem's I don't
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  Speaker 5: think what that be skittles.
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  Speaker 4: You don't need m and ms to be that, you know,
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  Speaker 4: Eminem's need to be.
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  Speaker 5: Chocolate and that type of flavors, not the sugaries, not
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  Speaker 5: the sour submit to.
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  Speaker 4: Say, yeah, yeah, I mean lemon and emin ms. Heck
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  Speaker 4: no cherry.
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  Speaker 3: I guess you could do cherry and chocolate together maybe
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  Speaker 3: or somehow, but I don't know. So not every one
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  Speaker 3: of these experiments bone is perfect, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Some of these are. Hey, you probably shouldn't do you
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  Speaker 3: know what?
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  Speaker 5: I what I tried the other day, Matt, and I
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  Speaker 5: can't remember if you recommended this or not.
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  Speaker 4: I thought maybe.
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  Speaker 5: You you liked the the chicken sandwich out water Burger, Right,
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  Speaker 5: that's what you've talked about before.
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  Speaker 3: How's that thing called again? It's got the pametto and
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  Speaker 3: the hot honey.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good. I tried what a Burger breakfast the
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  Speaker 5: other day for the first time. Really, they have honey
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  Speaker 5: butter chicken biscuits that water burger. It's just a chicken
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  Speaker 5: strip with the honey butter, but the biscuits, but the
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  Speaker 5: biscuit honey butter.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta get one of these honey butter biscuits. Where
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  Speaker 3: else they got it at? Hardy's got one, right, Wendy.
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  Speaker 3: Wendy's has one. Yeah, by Wendy stops serving breakfast though,
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  Speaker 3: So I had to go. I had to go venture Rozas.
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  Speaker 3: What a burger Morisville? Where's it at?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? It's like thirty Yeah you got I got what
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  Speaker 4: a burger? Envy man like.
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  Speaker 2: Donald's has the honey butter too. Remember Bone tried to
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  Speaker 2: order it and they got backed up, like three.
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  Speaker 4: That's the brown, that's the brown honey. Yeah, that's the break.
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  Speaker 2: That's like, that's a different type of honey.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, isn't it on the bacon, egg
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  Speaker 3: and cheese though.
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  Speaker 4: Bacon, egg and cheese or the chicken biscuit. Get either one?
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  Speaker 4: O the shell. Okay, I don't know, why do you
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  Speaker 4: with my bacon?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you wouldn't need honey, butter on baking,
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  Speaker 5: egg and cheese sounds like that's that's that's that's combining
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  Speaker 5: two worlds. I like to keep them separate.
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  Speaker 1: There.
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  Speaker 3: This dude says, have you ever done one of these
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  Speaker 3: segments without food?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe literally one.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, Mac, we do have an update on
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  Speaker 5: Granny pats situation.
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  Speaker 4: Granny Pats.
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  Speaker 5: But how do I put this, Mac in terms that
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  Speaker 5: are classy or maybe Granny Pat's been in the hospital.
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  Speaker 5: She's got to have a movement. She's got to have
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  Speaker 5: a Granny Pat's got to move the ball down the field.
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  Speaker 5: Granny Pat's got to complete a pass. We what's like, Mac,
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  Speaker 5: We may have the the immaculate defecation may have happened
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  Speaker 5: for Granny Patt. We have Granny Pats had no she's
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  Speaker 5: you rock Granny.
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  Speaker 2: At long last, the Browns went to the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 4: They not just ruined it all right there? All right,