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S 1 Ep 12: The Custody Battle · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: She did it? Fuck?
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  Speaker 2: What what did I do? I like when Aaron talks dirty.
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: He said, fuck, talk dirty to me, book Dandy.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking say whatever I want.
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  Speaker 2: I just flooded my basement. I love hitting on Aaron
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: because he gets all shy.
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  Speaker 3: Now he's dying, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he must love our abuse because he came back
• 0:56
  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he went it a whole week and came back.
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: So much fun last episode there, God damn it, I'm
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  Speaker 3: coming back.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you invited me. I'm coming.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me again, Book Daddy.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm being on your next episode. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I love that Sophia being a villain so much. I
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  Speaker 5: need to check out all of her vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Lady, I'm in my I'm in my villain era right now.
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  Speaker 3: All right, A swift, a swizzle, Welcome to your eras tour. Motherfucker.
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  Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome back to another amazing episode on the LAUNI.
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  Speaker 3: As you may have guessed, we have established acclaimed god
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  Speaker 3: damn talented author Aaron Randolph back with Uno.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, what last time was so much fun? I had
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  Speaker 1: to come back and do it again. Hooray. Genuinely was
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: an absolute blast. I love the Golden Girls and I
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  Speaker 1: love you guys, so this is like perfect.
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  Speaker 2: We love you too.
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  Speaker 3: Abby is amazing very much watching you out of the corner.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she just got some treats, so she's watching you really.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Does love Aaron very much, though having never met him
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  Speaker 3: in person, feeling he does. Yeah, she does love him.
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  Speaker 2: He's our producer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we met through the camera several times though. It's
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  Speaker 1: beautiful true story when we recorded. When we recorded A
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  Speaker 1: and E, Aaron would frequently pick Abby up and actually
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  Speaker 1: put her in front of the.
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  Speaker 3: Camera Chuck's out yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: I would just go, oh, no, baby, And even though
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  Speaker 1: I knew she couldn't possibly hear me, but no, she
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  Speaker 1: heard you.
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  Speaker 4: I've had twenty thirty minute conversations with Abby.
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  Speaker 3: So I gotta say since I voice, she's got her
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  Speaker 3: head up, like every time Aaron the male Aaron talks.
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  Speaker 5: Her head you see your little lies, and she's just
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  Speaker 5: like did she knows?
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  Speaker 3: Oh I don't know, thanks, pretty adult or my little
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  Speaker 3: baby girl. Huh yeah, what's done? Now?
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me? What is well? Yeah, I will say much
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  Speaker 3: to Kristen's shame. Sometimes if Abby talks to her. When
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  Speaker 3: we're on the phone, she leans in and talks back
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  Speaker 3: to Abby. So I've I've I've recruited another crazy.
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  Speaker 2: To my it's my part of the human psyche that
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  Speaker 2: we allow ourselves to just go nuts and talk to
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  Speaker 2: babies and animals.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean on the Fink Show to normalize it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Jodie talked to Abby when you stayed
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  Speaker 3: here for that week. Also, I think you responded, even
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  Speaker 3: if it was just me doing.
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  Speaker 5: I have full on conversations with Luna. So sure it's
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  Speaker 5: you know, well, it's more of a stop judging me
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  Speaker 5: with that.
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  Speaker 6: Look.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't have any more horn rooms for you.
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  Speaker 5: You just ate five strawberries, leave me alone.
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  Speaker 2: And to remind people, she is a bearded dragon, right.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, she is a bearded dragon who has officially been
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  Speaker 5: asleep for three weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh is she hibernated?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she is.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know they did that.
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  Speaker 5: They can do it up for up to three months.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Is that how you got her to take the Christmas
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  Speaker 3: Santa hat photo? No, she was a willing participant, she was,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely was she she when I put on her little
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  Speaker 3: like cape thing that it's you just slipped little her
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  Speaker 3: little arms through it.
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  Speaker 5: She just she kind of like wiggled and then put
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  Speaker 5: our head up because I said, all right, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: put on your hat now, and so she went, if
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  Speaker 5: she doesn't want to do it, oh, she won't do it.
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  Speaker 2: But that's cool, Aaron, do you have any pets.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I did. I would love to have a dog.
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  Speaker 1: I've always been a dog kid. My parents actually got
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  Speaker 1: a cat ironically named Blanche. I don't know it could
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  Speaker 1: have been, because it would have I would have been
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  Speaker 1: four or five, maybe six years old. I think that
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  Speaker 1: would have put it right around nineteen eighty five.
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  Speaker 7: Puppy as Here's the problem is, we couldn't keep her
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  Speaker 7: because I was I was definitely allergic to her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I can't too bad.
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  Speaker 1: I cannot be around casts for an extended length of time, apparently.
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  Speaker 1: So the good news is it doesn't appear to be
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  Speaker 1: the same with dogs. When we got a puppy when
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  Speaker 1: I was like ten.
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  Speaker 5: I wonder if it has something to do with the dander.
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  Speaker 3: This is her on New Year's Eve.
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  Speaker 5: Well, but it has more hair like fur. No, I
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  Speaker 5: meant her.
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  Speaker 2: You could get those one of those bats.
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  Speaker 5: Her color hair is more hair than fur, so it's
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  Speaker 5: it's it is more.
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  Speaker 4: It's easy poodle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's hypoallergenic. I have allergy, so I can only
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  Speaker 3: ever have a multi poodle or a multi poo because
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  Speaker 3: they're the three dogs that are completely hyperalergenic. So there
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  Speaker 3: she is.
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  Speaker 2: Dog dog fergets everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I swear to it.
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  Speaker 2: Open something sealed and there's dog hair in it.
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  Speaker 5: So how did you do it?
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  Speaker 1: Cat? The same.
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  Speaker 3: I share a bed with my my tiny white wife,
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  Speaker 3: and she her tail hairs are like three inches long.
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  Speaker 3: And I can't tell you how many mornings I've woken
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  Speaker 3: up and I'm like, oh God, sleeper is bad. And
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  Speaker 3: then her tail hair like unc graveling itself from my eye.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't hurt, no, but it's a feeling unlike anything else.
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  Speaker 5: It's the he be g. Yeah it would hurt.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, you'd fucking hate it in the morning when
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  Speaker 3: she tried to lick your sleepers with her to wake
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  Speaker 3: you up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about anything else?
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  Speaker 2: We got an email?
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  Speaker 5: We got an email.
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  Speaker 4: We did, we got our very first email.
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  Speaker 5: Open up the email bag.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, lady.
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  Speaker 7: I just want to say that you are all doing
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  Speaker 7: phenomenally with your show. I have gotten all caught up
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  Speaker 7: and really enjoying your chemistry. Here's hoping for many, many
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  Speaker 7: more episodes to come.
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  Speaker 4: Much love the b F Y t W boys.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you boys.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that made her day, so it's really sweet.
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  Speaker 1: That's definitely a Stevie the much loved. Actually, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's almost too coherent for Stevie.
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  Speaker 2: It's sober Steve.
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  Speaker 1: It's sober we.
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  Speaker 3: Get an Augie email? Is that what you're telling me?
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  Speaker 1: Possible? Wouldn't have volunteered for that, so Stevie would have
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  Speaker 1: made him do it?
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  Speaker 5: Or does Stevie know how to use chat cheap?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that?
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  Speaker 5: Did he just like throw in a couple of sentences
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  Speaker 5: j gpt.
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  Speaker 2: Sry a loving email to my friends? Yes, well thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty sure it was not a I assisted.
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  Speaker 2: If you send us emails, we may read them.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, please, very smoke sent it instead, he was outsourcing
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  Speaker 3: it to some one with like a a more polite demeanor.
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  Speaker 1: That depends on how stoned he was, like sober sober
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  Speaker 1: Stevie probably said that stone Teve would have asked somebody
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  Speaker 1: else to do it for him.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, Aaron would know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone would probably have been me. He's like, he's like,
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  Speaker 1: you're a writer. You can write this female for me?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, write this letter.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I have to be a published author to write.
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  Speaker 3: As someone that spent a week in Vegas with stone
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  Speaker 3: to STEVIEE versus someone that has been having business meetings
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  Speaker 3: lately with sober STEVIEE. Very different people. They are truly
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  Speaker 3: one thing that's an alterah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I smoke is a superheroic. I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: I really have ever experienced anything but Hi Smoky. Oh
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  Speaker 5: so I'm trying to think I.
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  Speaker 2: At the at the hotel, he wasn't sober. He was
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  Speaker 2: even Aaron's vagina.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean that's about as far as I'll let
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  Speaker 1: anyone in.
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  Speaker 5: Or Jeremy's maybe you know there was a little love
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  Speaker 5: connection going on.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, did they have a bromance?
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  Speaker 1: Who didn't when Jeremy walked in the room.
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  Speaker 5: He is a good looking guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he's all right.
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  Speaker 2: Chris is like, get off.
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  Speaker 5: My, let's talk about how hot the widow Kristen's husband is.
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  Speaker 2: He's got the long hair now, it's very attractive.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I've already just I've already decided that we
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: have to invite him on the show, onto this show,
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: not just because we love Jeremy, but because.
• 10:48
  Speaker 5: Wait, is that going to be a Halloween episode? Since
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  Speaker 5: he's dead, we'd have to like contra.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's perfect because Kristin is our Rose and he's dead,
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  Speaker 3: so essentially he's heard Charlie.
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  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: That's perfect. Are there any like Charlie centered episodes?
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  Speaker 2: No, he's dead is one coming up?
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  Speaker 3: I mean they talk about him, Yeah, you talk about
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  Speaker 3: him all the time, but I mean we don't ever
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  Speaker 3: see him.
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  Speaker 1: Also, he's just got this sulky, sexy voice on him
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: that's just like, wah, damn, wait have we heard him?
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  Speaker 1: I genuinely don't know how Christen keeps yourself from climbing Jeremy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Gross, some days are harder than why don't you write
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  Speaker 7: a book about him?
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Eric?
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  Speaker 5: And those ankles?
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I bet he is the ankle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't seen the ankles.
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  Speaker 3: The ankles are I spend a lot of time saying
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  Speaker 3: things to Kristen like I'm not going to sleep with
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  Speaker 3: your husband, but because but I think he's incredible. I
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: think is a ton of fun he's very silly. He
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: can banter for like days run out hand.
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  Speaker 1: He's also got a really good he's got a really
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: good head on his shoulders too, Like he knows what
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: he's doing and he will take care of business when
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: things need to get done. Like, he's just very He's
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: very focused and very smart. And I just there's there's
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: not a lot about him that I don't find fucking sexy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's essentially, he's essentially like a brother in law
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  Speaker 3: to me.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Keep talking about Oh Jesus Christ, just a sexy goddamn man.
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  Speaker 2: What's your favorite body is?
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, oh, you know what, I'll tell you. What
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  Speaker 1: initially grabbed me was his beard.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, yeah, I was just good beard.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to run my fingers like, just oh, man.
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  Speaker 7: He has thick, luscious hair, Like I'm jealous of Jeremy's hair.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: I think my hair is a little bit thicker than Jeremy's.
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  Speaker 3: But the fact that I'm not sure is how great
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  Speaker 3: his hair is for a dude. Like, yeah, guys sometimes
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  Speaker 3: get a real short end of the stick on hair.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm jealous of Kristen because she gets having
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  Speaker 1: beard deep in her vagina.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm gonna just turtle up. Guys.
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  Speaker 2: It's so fucking hot right now. Then he's got the flavorsaver, right.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: This episode is called an Ode to Jeremy.
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: Jeremy and the Magic Tongue.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: I also love how JODI's doing her makeup. Well, she's multitasking,
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: and I know she's doing a great job.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, speaking of multitasking, speaking of makeup, let's
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: make it up to our listeners for all the Jeremy talk.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: I will not apologize for our love of Jerremany.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, let's sorry.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Let's arrest the wet Beard narrative and head towards the episode.
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  Speaker 5: All right, great, yo?
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  Speaker 4: What is this episode about?
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  Speaker 2: This is episode twelve. It is called The Custody Battle.
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  Speaker 2: The original air date is December seventh, nineteen eighty five,
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  Speaker 2: and this is directed by Terry Hughes, written by Susan
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  Speaker 2: Harris and Winifred Harvey.
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: Wasn't she like three episodes ago?
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  Speaker 3: She's one of the creators. I think so she her name.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to hear her.
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  Speaker 2: Name, and I have some trivia, but I'll wait till
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  Speaker 2: we come back, so I don't spoil anything. What do
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: you think this episode is about? Did you say the
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: title the custody battle.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's it's gonna be about.
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  Speaker 1: One of the ladies, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Sharing custody of something, okay, with another person not I
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: could be a pet, could be Dorothy's lost mink shoal.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, what do you think erin, I think it's actually no,
• 15:32
  Speaker 8: now that I think about it, is Dorothy's daughter is adult, right?
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  Speaker 1: Adult age? Yes?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it wouldn't be about her. I wonder
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  Speaker 1: if they're trying to figure out who takes custody of Rose. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they'd have to, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She just seems the most childlike.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think Kristen does Dorothy have any siblings? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: She does. I think it's a custody battle over Sophia.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, who's taking care of the old mother?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but like the other way, like you take her, no,
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  Speaker 1: you tak her.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking taker? So who do we think our villain will be?
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  Speaker 3: Then?
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  Speaker 4: Mm?
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  Speaker 5: Dorothy? Mmmmm, I'm saying, Dorothy, do.
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  Speaker 2: You want to go with Dorothy?
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  Speaker 1: Well, who's the sibling? Is the question?
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  Speaker 7: Is it wanted to be somebody. That's hard for Aaron
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  Speaker 7: to make the villain.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Dorothy, it is Rose. Rose would be next to impossible,
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  Speaker 1: I think in this situation.
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  Speaker 2: No, Aaron's pretty creative.
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  Speaker 3: She is.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you want it to be? You kids decide?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: What do you say? Fellow kids?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Should we do Dorothy?
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  Speaker 4: Let's do Dorothy?
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  Speaker 2: Alrighty, we're locking it in final answer.
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  Speaker 6: All right, we're gonna watch episode now. They'll go get
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: your snacks and popcorn. Maybe a nice ass cold cane.
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  Speaker 5: Of lacross a ba bow lacross.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: We uh, we're back. We hope you missed us. We
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: missed you, I missed you. We have once again awoken
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  Speaker 3: the beast I e Abby, which, by the way, the
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: reason I'm only bringing up that we will Gabby up
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  Speaker 3: again this week is that she's in the same blankets, which,
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  Speaker 3: if anyone's wondering, only one of those is hers. It's
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: the bluey blanket I got for Christmas, and I gave
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  Speaker 3: it to her early because I was afraid she was dying.
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  Speaker 3: She was really sick that day. Her leg got stuck
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  Speaker 3: like straight out and I was like, fuck it, You're
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: you're not going to not get your bluey blanket. She's fine,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, she just needs attention frequently. But the
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  Speaker 3: other blanket that she's hiding in is the her movie
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  Speaker 3: blanket that Jody got me for my birthday that no
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  Speaker 3: longer belongs to me because it's the soft kind of
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  Speaker 3: blanket she likes happy.
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  Speaker 5: And I have to you did say that you think
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  Speaker 5: she was gonna steal it.
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  Speaker 2: The truth about having a dog is that they take
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: all the blankets at some point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like cash blankets at my house.
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  Speaker 2: Oh cats do it too, okay, but.
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  Speaker 3: Does your cat leak? I know you said your cat
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  Speaker 3: drools sometimes, but like Abby leaves quite a wake of
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: spit because her tongue is just essentially like a drip
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  Speaker 3: tube to wet blankets.
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  Speaker 7: You keep it now, I drool on the cats when
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: I use them as a pillow.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't remember the story that way, and now I'm sad.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay, get lots.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Of blankets erin for one day when you get a dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll plan ahead.
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  Speaker 3: I can put Abby in her blankets in a box
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  Speaker 3: if you'd like to take custody of her for some time.
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  Speaker 4: A box shows up on your doorstep with holes in it.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I haven't gotten a pet yet is because
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: my apartment doesn't allow them. So I was hoping to
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: get a house last year, but that didn't wind up happening.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm sorry.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Well, now that you're going to be a world famous author,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I keep trying.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I'll keep trying.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Isn't isn't there room at the Smoky Compound.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: To move in?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: The Smoky Compound is rather full at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: It's a that's a full house over there, and based
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: on the electrical trouble they've been having, I better off.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: There's what four or five people there?
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  Speaker 2: Mmm?
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  Speaker 1: Frote child one, two, three, four, five, six, six people
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  Speaker 1: and uncountable animals.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, kitties, they're so cute.
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  Speaker 3: Aaron calls it the House of asthma, just giving.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I just made that up.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know, all right.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: That house of boeezing dude, Yeah, mostly from smoking.
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Before we talk about the episode that we just watched,
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: we forgot to see what suck?
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: Oh that's right.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: What do you got, Jody?
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: What socks you have today?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Sock it to me, Joey, Socket to.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Today's sock is brought to you by Miss gene Wolves.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: That's me and it says you're number one, and it's
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: got a lovely hand showing me that I'm number one.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: It's the middle finger.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: The middle.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Or, as my dad used to say, is that West
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Virginia on the map looks like a middle finger. So
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: it would always be like West Virginia yourself.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. I found those in Vegas.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: They're really cool. I like them a lot.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: You did a good job.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, So a little trivia coming back here. In this episode,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: we got to meet Gloria.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think we did that the entire episode.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Dorothy's sister, and she is played by Doris Bellock. I
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: believe it's pronounced only in this one episode, but she
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: was on One Life to Live for eight hundred and
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: nineteen episodes as Antalla Craig. I never watched that show,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Did you get a Cash?
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: No, that's a lot of that, not when I watched.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: But soap actors are amazing.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I think she did a good job as Gria. Gloria came.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I wasn't laughing. Oh go ahead, Oh, I was just
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: gonna say I wasn't laughing because Gloria didn't do a
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: good job. I was laughing because for a time, Kristen
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: and I on the channel where we watched Days. I
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: think Jody watched Days at some point too.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe when I was sick home from school.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: But other than that, there was a show called Passions,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: which disc proofs that all soap operas are all soap
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: opera actors are amazing. There were, in fact, some people
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: that could barely show. And I don't mean because English
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: was not their first language. I mean just talking was
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: hard for some of the pretty people they hired for that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: That was for like a new show, like it wasn't
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: on super long, like the soaps that have been around forever,
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: hitting sixty years.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a general hospital. I watched Passions from day
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: one to the bitter end because there was like a
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: until he the actor died in real life. There was
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: a little person that played a doll that was alive
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: and one of the girls, one of the girls was
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: a mermaid sometimes and she got wet, and there was
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: a witch.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Wasn't The guy from this is us Onis.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Justin, who used to be married to the girl that
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: played in Teresa, which is Lindsay Hartley, but now she's Lindsay.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: A soap opera podcast. She has a lot of knowledge.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I did a film with what we called Pretty Gwen
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: from that show because Susan Lech's daughter was the original
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Gwen but wasn't as pretty as the replacement Gwen who.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Then I did the movie Sweet Talk with Natalie z.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: She was a lovely person who was married.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: To Are we doing the Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: right now?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Anyway, let's move on. Sorry, I'm gonna trip down
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: the soap opera highway. Let's take another trip. All right,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: let's take a trip to the quiz. Who is our guest?
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Same rules. You're gonna shout your name if you think
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: you know the answer. I'm ready, okay, question one?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Oh wait, but also make sure that you wait to
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: the end of the sentence before you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Answer, for saying that during the question classic joy.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: What has Rose always wondered about? Yes?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Three way light bulbs?
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, I was thinking of last episode and if
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: the why, how Thermoss keep things? I under a lot
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: of things my brain got at.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, she.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Has a lot of questions throughout the series. I would say,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: all right, which story about Gloria did Rose like the most?
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Jody? Yes, it was about her invisible friend David who
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: lived in the oven.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I need to know more about that.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I really needed more about that. I'm sad that I
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: didn't get it. This is like that story about the
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: cow that lost a leg in the accident.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Well, but then Rose's imaginary friend never told talking.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: You just pulled the joy, Thank you very much.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: She didn't mean an Aaron.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: It was an accident.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: It was like part of the same way discussion.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't know negative one point for christ We'll just
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: move on to We'll just move on to question four
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: now because there is no three. Okay, this is one
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: of the fish the lines.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Who was your father?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Rose?
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: It dropped a lot of names, this one, uh.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Jody?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn it, I just got it?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Uh Bert? Oh, I can't read my writing.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yes it was Michael Landon.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was your father, Rose.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Michael Landon?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what show was he on?
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Point bone fuck you shut up?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: God damn Aaron bonus?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Poor wat What role is being referred to in the
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: joke about Michael Landon?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: She's back to zero?
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Pa, did I hear like a ruler smashing?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: What was? I threw my pen? This is not we
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: did trivia before.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you had.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: No I want you to see what I have to
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: put up with.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, my box of.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: La I'm so glad I did this.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I am taking two slaps away from Erin because he's
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: such a good participant and has it ruined.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Oh mysh, all right, it's fine. Luckily I built some
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: bonus questions into this one, so we'll still get to
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: ten points somehow. Okay, all right, I'm sorry everybody, my outburst.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: It's just I spend a lot of time on these games,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: and I know how Aaron feels on BEM fight you
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: we get very col Okay, all right, okay, it's fine.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry everybody. Let's just go on this one. There
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: are three possible answers for a total of three points,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: but I just need as little as one for you
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: to get a point on the question. Please let me
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: complete the question. And Dorothy and Gloria are reminiscing in bed.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: What is one of or all? If you know it?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: The titles to the stories that Dorothy would tell Gloria
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: as a child.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Kristin, Oh, I'm sure who that was?
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: No, My ear went to Aaron because I was like, oh,
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: there's a male voice.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Who do you think it was? Aaron?
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll let Kristen take it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: I only know the name of one of them and.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I'll fill in whatever.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I knew Cannibal parents.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: The other one I could remember is Zombie in the Hamper.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I cannot remember the first one.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the two I remember.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Was it Monster Closet or something like that?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: No, anyone, anyone I'll be in the Hamper is a
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: great name.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: David and the Man and the little Girl.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Right, this next one, Jody, you might want to get
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: ready for this question. Who shops in Gloria's grocery store?
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Kristen Wow, looking down at my.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, Kristen Bert convey. Yeah, yep.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I have no follow up statements.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Most of Tattle Tales and Super I didn't.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I don't go into burke Combe. Would you like to
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: make your follow up statements?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Well, Aaron did?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I figured those weren't going to come
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: up in the quiz.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: When Blanche does not get the part of Lady Macbeth,
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: who does Jody?
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I would love to have that role. Thank you,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much. It was Rose.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: You were okay? I I thought you were answering the question.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: I was like, wait what nos okay, Yes it was Rose.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: She gets the point.
• 30:30
  Speaker 9: It was Rose.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, this is sort of a finish the line.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: But if you're not able to get the quote perfect,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I'll take the gist of it. But Rose asks Dorothy,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: who's going to look after them if Sophia moves? What
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: is Dorothy's reply, Holy shit, I'm gonna get a point today.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I don't recall recall sure a Rose going, who's going
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: to keep after us?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: And that?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Said? Okay, I'll look after you three stooges.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: All right, I think you get this one.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: All right? She says, I don't know Rose. Maybe Mary
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Poppins has an Italian? Right?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: How could I forget?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: That was a great line, A good line. That was
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: a good line. Next question, when Rose offers Blanche the
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: opportunity to go on stage as Lady Macbeth for one night,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: what is Blanche's reply to.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Rose kristin, Yes, that her delicate frame wouldn't fit in
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: the dress there she'd be swimming in the tent of
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: a dress that Rose would be costumed.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: And yeah, yes, the exact line of cruel, mean southern
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: sharpness is well, I could never fit this trim little
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: body into that big old tant of address they're gonna
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: have to make for you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, she can be such a bit sometimes.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: A bitch. Okay, what I liked when they were I
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: don't remember even what the episode was. Oh it was
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: the competition one where they were bowling and she said, oh,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: do you want to make a bet too, Blanche? And
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: she said I would and you own. It's just so
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: damn ugly. All right, that was like four episodes ago.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: But she is.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: She's really quick when she needs to be.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Last question. When they were kids, why was Dorothy always
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: left in charge.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Jody because she was a responsible one and Phil played
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: with matches.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, Phil played with matches.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I love all my kids except for Phil.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: No, she says, even Phil. But don't even Phil because
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: he'll ask for money. Phil is a staple that we
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: never I don't think we actually ever even meet Phil.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: We just hear about Phil. We're going, yeah, we will
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: continue to hear about Phil. Plus spoiler alert for future
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: future future episodes, One of my favorite actors, Martin Bull,
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: will be in an episode put on pants sometimes anyway,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Colonel Mustard. Yeah, so Kristin, you won, Kristen in a
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: stealthy aggressive move.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: There, stealing, stealing.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Being punished, and then I was like, okay, Jody, get
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: ready to answer this question and slid into home plate.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Kristine, that's not fair.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is a cotthroat game. I don't think.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you win.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: He just just.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: So we can really add to the competition. I will
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: say there's no prizes involved in this show, but that
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Aaron when we used to do A and E, he
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: did receive a beautiful trophy with a micromachines car.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Was it like spray painted gold?
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: No? I ordered like a fancy trophy and I thought
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: you made one. Yeah, well I had to break apart
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: the trophy and add things and create it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: And what was it a trophy of?
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: What did it say?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: He won the first episode for A and E, the
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: very very very first episode we each play. We used
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: to each play a game and someone would see it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: He won most of the episodes, didn't he thank you?
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: He won some of the episodes.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Very smart.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Dare you unbelievable? You know who's in the doghouse today?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I like to change. Who I want to predict the
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: villain is villain today is fucking Kristen.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Whoa oh I'm a comfor Oh no.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: No, so just real quick. Dorothy was an easy villain
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: this this time because she keeps getting irritated with her mom, which,
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: come on, she's eighty and had a stroke, let's be
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: nice to her. Man. She's mad that her mom gets
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: a phone number of a hot guy. I literally had
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Jodie asking strangers all over Britain if they were available
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: to marry her chevy friend.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: So like people on my tour.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Did you get a yes at all?
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: No?
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: There have you seen lately?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: No?
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: No, there wasn't any good looking men.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Oh gotch We didn't. We didn't think ahead of time
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: to do a little painted portrait in like a wallet,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: but that would have been a good idea.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: You made business cards, yes, with your picture on it?
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: Your number, contact information yeah?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: So security number?
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so she picks Later, Then she makes fun of
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: the guy that that her mom does find for her
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: in the grocery store. He's missing a couple of fingers,
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: showing that she has no respect for people with disabilities.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: When she calls him captain Hilton hook. Yeah. And then
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: even when she wants her mom to stay, she's all
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: prideful about it, like I can't tell her. And then
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: even when she says I want you to stay, it's
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: not like please stay, don't leave, we love you so much.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: She's like, you're staying, and that's it. Calmed down, Dorothy,
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: you bitch.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Well, Sophia's like, oh she begged me.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she did.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: But that's but but that lines how we got that
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: beautiful shot in the mirror. That that is one of
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: the most artistic like framings done in a sitcom I
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: think ever, because normally they don't pay attention to that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: They just pay attention to who's talking.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: And that's extraordinary attention to detail.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: My extraordinary attention to detail, or you mean the creators
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: of the show. I just don't know if I'm being complimented.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, both. I wouldn't have noticed it if you hadn't pointed.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: It out, So go ahead and at yourself on the back.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: It's okay.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I can't stress enough that I have to watch to
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: get the quotes right for the quiz that I watched. Well,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't even like episode twelve when I watched it
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: to write the quiz, like I was, honest.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: It's not as good as eleven. Yeah, it's previous episode
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: was better.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: It's a bummer episode, to be honest. It's like everyone's
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: kind of in turmoil.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the previous episode, the subplot just kind of ends.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: It doesn't really resolve in any meaningful way except haha,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Blanche got screwed out again after getting screwed out.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she ended up on her back after spending the
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: night on her back.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I wasn't my favorite, but after watching it like
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: five times, I was like, I still don't love this episode,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: but I am very aware of components of it. I
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: was sad we didn't see the duck handled umbrella.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some term to be had for sure. Yeah.
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: I feel like even if it's spots slow, yeah, there's
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: always some quips or moments that make it enjoyable and
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: worth it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely for sure, because then we get to watch
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: it with each other.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, you know, like when Rose almost shot
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: whoever it was coming through the door that day.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I keep thinking about someones we've already watched as we
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: go through these ones, and I'm like, poor Rose has
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: like all this trauma assigned to her. Now because of
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: that break good episode, we don't really deal with some
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: of those things again because it's just not the nature
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: of Oh hi, sorry for hurting the mic, everybody. It's
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: not the nature of sitcoms really.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, you can't unpack everything in thirty minutes.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, rip Coco.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah still miss you, Doug.
• 38:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, what a what a sad what a sad day
• 38:54
  Speaker 9: for that actor who was like a series regular that
• 38:58
  Speaker 9: after day one of they're.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Just like, oh, hey, by the way, so this lady
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: that was supposed to be in just this one episode,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: she's going to be in the whole series and your
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: arc is canceled for good.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: That's what happens with pilots. Things get completely reworked.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: It's it's really like what works, what doesn't work?
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: You figure it out all testing and see what.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, and you know what, honestly, I think it worked
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: a hell of a lot better with having Sophia on
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: rather than absolutely.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah, I gave zero ships about Coco.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: You could write a Golden Girl fanfic.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe he would have ended up in bed with Stan
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: nice everyone else does they both.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Your stand sleep?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: So the people for how Stan looks.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: To be fair, and I think we thought that you're
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  Speaker 5: judge touch on.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's fine. Look, the man has like a two
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: pay that's like not a color that grows on his
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: head anymore to go with the hair that's not the
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: same color. But then his mustache is naturally the color
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: of his two pay, so he thinks it's fine, but
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: it makes him look marmy anyway. The thing is that
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: Stan is like loaded now, but he didn't used to
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: have money when him and Dorothy were together. But his
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: business is more successful now, and so I think it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: it's funny that I just find the dichotomy of that
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: interesting because he gets shipped on so much, but he's
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: like finally to point in his life where he is
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: successful and everyone's still just like fuck you your Stan,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Like yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, just goes to show that money will not change
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  Speaker 5: how people see you.
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  Speaker 4: You can have all the money in the world but
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: still be a bad person.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly there. You go, yeah, yeah, or you
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: have no money like abby ladies and gentlemen. Our producer
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: has just walked into the recording studio.
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  Speaker 7: Baby girl, I'm pretty sure I was in sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, no sweet thing.
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  Speaker 6: High owing.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Sorry to wake you, but we really needed your approval
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: for this episode.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: And we got to talk about this Aaron person. He's
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: really dragging the show down.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Oh I've already thought. I've already thought with two thirds
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: of the cast, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I would never Oh yeah, be sweet Pete, I'm not
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: gonna sit here and be a pile of bush.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Thanks for joining us again.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just thinking if Jeremy was in the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: same prame, it just.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Melt get you two on together, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Next time we see Stan, I.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Mean you won't. You won't. I'll barely be able to
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: pay attention to.
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  Speaker 9: Well.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. It's been an
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: absolute blast. I always enjoy everything that we do together,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: but this you're getting to revisit The Golden Girls and
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: actually like watch it again. It's been delightful. So yeah,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I absolutely can't wait to do this again.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, we'll definitely.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Where can our friends find you?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You can find me at all the social media's except
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: for X fuck X everywhere else though Blue Sky, Instagram, TikTok,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: and Yahoo whatever, all of it. At Pantiless, Aaron, you
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: can find my current novel thing still available where we
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: find books are sold and some some places where Nasty
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Skanky ones are you can also buy the audiobook. The
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: full cast audiobook is out now and available. You know
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: also most places audiobooks are sold. Oh yes, I did
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: mention in the previous show. It's still true that I
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: am coming out with the second novel, the sequel to
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Pain Rayka and The Inevitability of Life, is due for
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: a February twenty twenty five release. So super excited about that.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: If you go to my socials you can actually see
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the cover that has just it is dropped. I'm so
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: unbelievably over the moon happy with it, like it was
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: so worth the money one thousand.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: You can also find them on bfy tw.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, how dare I forget the bfytw boys for
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: writing in one of one of them or one version
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: of Stevie. Bfy tw is our podcast or weis play
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: simple panel games. It's all just for fun. We have
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: a great time. Every now and then we do a
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: special episode for like an actual game show for charity,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and we got one of those coming up. It should
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: be coming should be about by the time this comes out,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: So that's episode two hundred and fifty all right, which
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is insane to think about.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: That's awesome and it's a great show. We all enjoy listening.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Stevie is the best. He he just fills everything
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: he does with so much joy. It's so easy to
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: have fun. It's so easy to have fun doing just
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: about anything with him. But I mean, I look forward
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to b fytw every single week, So that's awesome. Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: it's great.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: O Yo, it's cool.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: And you girls have a similar chaos energy going on
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: here in homal and I, which I really enjoy. So
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for doing this, and thanks again
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: for thank you.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Thanks, yes, thank you, Kriston.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: You want to tell everybody where they can find us.
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: Yes, you can reach us at all socials, at Amala
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: and I pod. You can email us at on the
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: the n iPod at gmail dot com.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Awesome. Yeah, I'm gonna thank you you guys the cheesecake
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: now
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you Abby, Thanks having Kathy, Thanks Abby, Bye bye
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: bye everybody,