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Book Of Records-Most Un-opened Emails - Hang Your Head In Shame! · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Had, he said, another record, incredible world wrecord Lisa and
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  Speaker 1: Russell's Book of Records. We've never seen anything like it.
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  Speaker 2: Well today today we are looking for the person in
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  Speaker 2: Perth with the most unopened emails, and I'm astounded at
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  Speaker 2: some of the numbers that are coming through. You can
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  Speaker 2: call us on thirteen fifty five twenty tour text zero
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  Speaker 2: four seven six ninety six ninety six.
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  Speaker 3: Let me start being astounded by.
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  Speaker 1: What astounds report.
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  Speaker 2: So would you like we always start at the lowest
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  Speaker 2: end we do. I believe it might be me. Would
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  Speaker 2: you like to see how many unopened emails I have?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? What would I expect from a woman who has
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  Speaker 1: to color coordinate her pegs when she acts are watching
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  Speaker 1: up on the light. Ladies and gentlemen, Our opening bid
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  Speaker 1: this morning is zero zero zero.
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  Speaker 2: No. No, I have no unopened emails. Because you know,
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  Speaker 2: when you look on your phone and it has in
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  Speaker 2: the little email box the number in the course, that
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  Speaker 2: gives me anxiety. If there's a number there, it gives
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  Speaker 2: me anxiety. I need to open them up. Quite often
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  Speaker 2: I will delete them without opening because I can see
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  Speaker 2: that I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 1: Now what some important message may have slipped through.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as long as I can see exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I've got to open them and get rid
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  Speaker 2: of them.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, once I changed iPads and they all downloaded again,
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  Speaker 2: and there was like three thousand and I was a
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  Speaker 2: mess until I could go through.
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  Speaker 3: Them and get rid of them again. Eight thousand, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: three thousand nothing? What have you got?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well I've got I did a quick check just
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  Speaker 1: during the news. Fourteen thousand, two hundred and thirty nine. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hang on one, it's just coming in. Fourteen thousand, two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and forty unread emails.
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  Speaker 3: That's amazing on.
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  Speaker 1: My Yahoo account. So you go, let's let's go to
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  Speaker 1: fillis take a leap.
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  Speaker 2: I think, Hello, feelies, how many unopened emails.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got?
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  Speaker 1: My boss's got two seven.
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  Speaker 3: Two thousand seven.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actuously just thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: That would freak Lisa out.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good day, Sety.
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  Speaker 1: You're more on top of it than your boss. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: fellows Ah.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're going to really take a lead.
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  Speaker 2: I think gizell in late Cougie, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: What have you got?
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  Speaker 2: I have.
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  Speaker 1: Eleven thousand, six hundred and seventy two unread email.
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  Speaker 3: Oh goodness, still less than me.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a function where you can just you know,
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  Speaker 2: mark them all and delete them?
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  Speaker 3: You know there is? Isn't? But I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: do that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, because you've got to be sure and Gselle
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  Speaker 1: you'd be the same. Maybe there's something in there that
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  Speaker 1: it's really important that you haven't got back to. There's
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  Speaker 1: some in.
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  Speaker 2: There that I want to actually say before I Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's exactly gone through and delete at all.
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  Speaker 1: It's just getting around to doing it, isn't it. That's
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  Speaker 1: the problem.
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  Speaker 2: And there's no time exactly, And seeing that number in
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  Speaker 2: the box doesn't It doesn't bother you. I'm just concentrating
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  Speaker 2: on the ones that I actually have to answer.
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  Speaker 3: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: Now, once you get therapy for it, you get over it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I do have some issues. I think this kind
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  Speaker 2: of thing shouldn't be bothering me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Gizelle and I should have issues, but we don't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm jealous.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're too busy taking care of the new ones
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  Speaker 1: to worry about the old.
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  Speaker 2: Ones, right, taking care of the important ones?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, all right, thanks to Zelle.
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  Speaker 2: There's the number to be six hundred and seventy two.
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  Speaker 2: Not bad, not bad, not bad, Luke in sevil Grove,
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  Speaker 2: what have you bet?
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  Speaker 1: I think you can do better?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, one of my colleagues at work has over thirty
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  Speaker 1: nine thousand emails?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: Do they open their inbox at all? Or is you
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  Speaker 1: know they do? Yeah? Yeah, but you generally don't get
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  Speaker 1: much of a response unless you put a high importance
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  Speaker 1: on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a long list ahead of you. Wow, that's
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  Speaker 3: nineteen nine thousand. That's the number of unopened emails to
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  Speaker 3: beat it this day?
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  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Luke, se mate. I think we can.
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  Speaker 1: I think we can find someone a little sloppier than
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  Speaker 1: that with their inbox maintenance.
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  Speaker 3: Don't what was yours again?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm way behind now fourteen and forty Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: and you're on what was it against?
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  Speaker 3: Zero?
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  Speaker 1: Zero? Zero?
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  Speaker 3: Gives me too much anxiety?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, have you set another record? Incredible world
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  Speaker 1: record Lisa and Russell's Book of Records. We've never seen
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  Speaker 1: anything like it. Talk about freaking Lisa out, who has
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  Speaker 1: zero unread emails in her inbox? You are very very
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  Speaker 1: very time.
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  Speaker 3: Depends on how you want to look at it. Dixie
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  Speaker 3: and our dross. Good morning, haven't you of morning?
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  Speaker 1: Oh fifty five thousand, give or take, you start to
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  Speaker 1: lose you?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: You you don't worry over the ones and twos there
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  Speaker 1: once you get to that level, do you?
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  Speaker 3: We just round it up around it? Amazing? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Dixie, you know what ass as untidy as you
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  Speaker 1: are with your inbox there. I feel we might be
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  Speaker 1: about to beat it. But thank you anyway, Okay, thanks
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  Speaker 1: so much. So that's Dixie.
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  Speaker 3: I think Michelle and Alexander Heights is going to beat it.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Michelle, Hello Michelle? Hello?
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  Speaker 3: What have you got seventy two thousand, one hundred and
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  Speaker 3: ninety one?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: What are you using your email address for? I knew
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  Speaker 1: there had to be some sort of reason as to
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  Speaker 1: why it just gets so out of control.
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  Speaker 3: I've had it since I was fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, enough, Well see that's the thing. I've got
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  Speaker 1: fourteen thousand. I've had mine for oh GB about twenty three,
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  Speaker 1: twenty four years now. It builds up, doesn't it, Michelle?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon i'd throw the phone away at mistake. On
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  Speaker 3: top of that, I agree with you exactly. It gets
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  Speaker 3: to a point.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, it's like what Clinton Christ said about
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  Speaker 2: dust after seven years, it doesn't get me thicker, So you.
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  Speaker 3: Know you just got to leave it interesting analogy.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I agree it is hard to keep on
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  Speaker 1: top of them, but that's no excuse. Thank you anyway, Thank.
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  Speaker 2: You, Michelle, And it makes you feel any better. We
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  Speaker 2: do have a higher number. Look, I've got special shout
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  Speaker 2: out to Amy and Ellenbrook whose son has two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and eight apparently one thousand.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not you.
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  Speaker 3: Do know the rules. It has to be.
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  Speaker 2: You, and I think it might be you, Crystal in
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  Speaker 2: Southern River.
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  Speaker 3: What do you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, has got one hundred and twenty six thousand,
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  Speaker 2: six and thirteen unopened emails.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just give up. I just I'll just go to
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  Speaker 3: a different Crystal.
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  Speaker 1: Hang your head in shame.
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  Speaker 3: I know that's gone too far. Where do you start?
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  Speaker 1: It's what you're in the record? Is it any wonder
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  Speaker 1: why they have to build ever bigger data centers around
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  Speaker 1: the world. It's because of people like you, Crystal.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is this is this all like eating up
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  Speaker 3: all your storage?
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  Speaker 1: It's as all well, it's up there in the cloud.
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  Speaker 1: The cloud's getting heavy at the moment. It's starting the
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  Speaker 1: ball to Earth just on Crystal emails. Wow yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm equally impressed and disgusted.
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  Speaker 2: Today it has earned you a place, Crystal, in the
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  Speaker 2: Book of Records.
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  Speaker 3: Yay break. I'll send you.
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  Speaker 2: An email confirming it, and we don't expect any confirmation
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  Speaker 2: of receiving.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations and welcome to Lisa and Russell's Book of Records.