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- 0:02Speaker 1: It is due to the graphic nature of this.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion is advised.
- 0:17Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.
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- 0:37Speaker 1: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
- 0:48Speaker 1: today is October the third. It is MENACE's birthday month.
- 0:52Speaker 1: It rolls on, yes, October third, twenty twenty five, and
- 0:56Speaker 1: today is Friday, and of another week. Welcome to the
- 1:07Speaker 1: Woodie Show. Monay is Wodie. That is Greg Gory. Hi,
- 1:09Speaker 1: we got Menace, Happy Birthday. Money, thank you is here,
- 1:13Speaker 1: good money. We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan
- 1:16Speaker 1: is here. We've got Vaughn Born is here, Menji is here,
- 1:21Speaker 1: and our vip ob babe, thank you for being here.
- 1:25Speaker 1: It is the Woodies Show. Let's get this over with.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Well, welcome to Friday. Hopefully you have
- 1:36Speaker 1: a big weekend of fun or just nothing but pure
- 1:39Speaker 1: relaxation ahead of you'd be great. Our job is to
- 1:41Speaker 1: get through this morning into the weekend as quickly as
- 1:43Speaker 1: we can, so we've got some stuff lined up for
- 1:45Speaker 1: you to do.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Just that.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Fail Stories and the Duiq's Today's Dumbass Contest met It's
- 1:50Speaker 1: gonna have the Birthdays the born of Birthday. Ye the
- 1:53Speaker 1: world of entertainments, all coming up here on the Woody Show.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can
- 1:59Speaker 1: say it's a text over to two two nine eight seven,
- 2:04Speaker 1: a couple piece of audio. This guy, I saw him
- 2:07Speaker 1: for years. He worked. I forget where, maybe Texas, somewhere,
- 2:11Speaker 1: San Antonio something. Anyway. This guy, his name is Adam Krueger,
- 2:16Speaker 1: is the He's the weather guy for Fox in Los Angeles,
- 2:20Speaker 1: the local Fox station in Los Angeles, and his big
- 2:23Speaker 1: thing is and he's got a really good social media
- 2:26Speaker 1: thing going. Did you just discover him?
- 2:28Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 2:29Speaker 1: Recently Gina brought him out to me. Oh yeah, I
- 2:31Speaker 1: know this guy.
- 2:32Speaker 6: He sneaks it like people request different song lyrics for
- 2:35Speaker 6: him to sneak into his mineralogy. I know, Steve as
- 2:37Speaker 6: it's beneath you, but it's super duper funny and the
- 2:41Speaker 6: pretty clever.
- 2:41Speaker 1: The way he does.
- 2:42Speaker 5: Clever is actually a better one.
- 2:43Speaker 7: I feel like he was making a lot more noise
- 2:46Speaker 7: before he moved to Los Angeles.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Oh I don't think so. Really.
- 2:49Speaker 7: After Los Angeles, I feel like I never hear about
- 2:52Speaker 7: him anymore.
- 2:53Speaker 1: About him now, yeah, I see his stuff pop up
- 2:55Speaker 1: a lot.
- 2:57Speaker 5: Very clever all.
- 2:58Speaker 1: He's also like a really cool guy and you know
- 3:01Speaker 1: he's just having fun. He just did this as a
- 3:03Speaker 1: kind of a goof yeah back at his last station,
- 3:06Speaker 1: and it just blew up. He's got this huge social
- 3:08Speaker 1: media thing going on.
- 3:09Speaker 6: It's weather Adam, Yeah, weather Adam. And then the suns
- 3:12Speaker 6: are usually like big giant hits whatever, like.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Every show hip hop'sw' it's everything in this one is
- 3:18Speaker 1: what Lincoln Park?
- 3:19Speaker 5: Your requested Lincoln Park. In the end, it starts with
- 3:22Speaker 5: one thing.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I don't know why.
- 3:24Speaker 8: It doesn't even matter how hard you tried to pinpoint
- 3:26Speaker 8: exactly when the marine layer clears, sometimes it has a
- 3:29Speaker 8: mind of its own. This is our recent rain maker,
- 3:31Speaker 8: and this is where it's headed. Keep that in mind.
- 3:33Speaker 8: I designed this map to explain and do time where
- 3:36Speaker 8: I think it's going to rain this weekend.
- 3:37Speaker 1: After this week.
- 3:38Speaker 8: Started off feeling like summer, we look at the weekend
- 3:40Speaker 8: forecast for the beach and it's like things aren't the
- 3:42Speaker 8: way they were before.
- 3:43Speaker 1: And wouldn't even recognize it anymore.
- 3:45Speaker 8: We've got clouds, cool temperatures, So that's our first low
- 3:48Speaker 8: hanging out Friday, and through the weekend we see another
- 3:50Speaker 8: troughle low pressure moving next week.
- 3:52Speaker 1: And for all this, there's only one thing.
- 3:54Speaker 8: You should know as far as temperatures, and that's the
- 3:56Speaker 8: fact that it's going to be cooler than normal. He
- 3:58Speaker 8: talked about that low moving away from us. It's like
- 4:00Speaker 8: I tried so hard and got so far, but in
- 4:02Speaker 8: the end it doesn't even matter. It comes right back
- 4:04Speaker 8: into southern California. Rain is likely in the mountains and deserts.
- 4:08Speaker 8: The fall began on Monday, and when it comes to heat,
- 4:10Speaker 8: you'd think we'd had to fall to lose it all.
- 4:12Speaker 8: But in the end it doesn't even matter. He'd hanging
- 4:15Speaker 8: around for a couple of days.
- 4:18Speaker 1: He does it, by the way. Someone on that but
- 4:21Speaker 1: this particular video put the Lincoln Park stuff in there.
- 4:25Speaker 1: He's not playing any part of the song, watching the weather,
- 4:29Speaker 1: and every once in a while, like you'll if you're
- 4:31Speaker 1: watching him, it'll just clear, Oh wait a minute, Oh
- 4:33Speaker 1: I see what he's doing. Because it doesn't do it
- 4:35Speaker 1: on every weather forecast. It's not the song. You don't need.
- 4:37Speaker 5: Body he's given the weatherforre.
- 4:39Speaker 1: I thought I hated everything see about Like, why do
- 4:41Speaker 1: you hate that?
- 4:42Speaker 4: Is?
- 4:42Speaker 5: James?
- 4:42Speaker 1: I don't.
- 4:43Speaker 9: First off, I don't I mention things on this show
- 4:45Speaker 9: all the time that I love so that that narrative
- 4:46Speaker 9: needs to stop right now.
- 4:47Speaker 1: But number two, number two and hates my narrative because
- 4:51Speaker 1: it's completely forced into number two. That is James Cordon level,
- 4:56Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon level humor. But he's not something funny that's
- 5:00Speaker 1: doesn't make it better Like dad jokes can be so
- 5:03Speaker 1: cheesy that it's funny. I don't even think it's a
- 5:05Speaker 1: cheesy I think his is more clever. I think it's
- 5:08Speaker 1: funny clever. What do you mean, how's it clever? Because
- 5:10Speaker 1: he he was, he's able to weave him into a
- 5:13Speaker 1: forecast where he's not saying, all right, guys, So this
- 5:16Speaker 1: next one, I'm gonna weave looking park in the end
- 5:18Speaker 1: of the forecast. He just doesn't. And if you pick
- 5:20Speaker 1: up on it, you pick up on it. And then
- 5:22Speaker 1: if you're watching it and you don't know that song,
- 5:24Speaker 1: you would never know.
- 5:25Speaker 9: And what's the point because if you know, you know,
- 5:29Speaker 9: it's not whimsy, it sucks.
- 5:30Speaker 1: I'm sinking if you know you know.
- 5:32Speaker 10: And for me, the point would be like if I
- 5:34Speaker 10: requested a song, I'm watching the news to see if
- 5:36Speaker 10: he does it, if he if.
- 5:38Speaker 1: He drew attention to all right, guys on today's weather,
- 5:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this song. That's that's even different. But
- 5:45Speaker 1: I like if you're watching and you didn't know the
- 5:48Speaker 1: song and you never picked up. That's why I think
- 5:49Speaker 1: makes it so good, because he does plenty of songs.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what he's doing. It definitely
- 5:52Speaker 1: a lot funny when he does the rap. Oh yeah,
- 5:55Speaker 1: oh yeah, he'll do like Kendrick Lamar.
- 5:57Speaker 9: Yeah if he was even maybe the first weather guy
- 6:00Speaker 9: that ever did this, but there are fifty of them.
- 6:02Speaker 9: They've been doing this for decades now. They all and
- 6:04Speaker 9: then I want to go viral because dopes will be like,
- 6:06Speaker 9: oh guess what he does?
- 6:08Speaker 1: Go viral?
- 6:09Speaker 5: The weather Adam sucks, I agree, but he.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Does go viral. What he's doing pretty well on the
- 6:13Speaker 1: social media. For your grandmother, he is, Oh boy, I
- 6:17Speaker 1: got my grandma would really get into the Lincoln Barkler.
- 6:22Speaker 1: There are grandmother of that age. Now the Woody Show,
- 6:28Speaker 1: Welcome back to everybody. Yeah, all right, today it's Friday,
- 6:32Speaker 1: as you know, Happy Friday to you. It's October the third,
- 6:36Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. We got the birthdays. The Porner birthday
- 6:40Speaker 1: coming up. A couple of seconds, Mendisica tells what's happening
- 6:41Speaker 1: in the world of entertainment. But here today, October third,
- 6:44Speaker 1: Today in history menace, Yes, I love these. A couple
- 6:48Speaker 1: interesting things. Today. In nineteen thirteen, ah, nineteen, kind of
- 6:52Speaker 1: like right year is when the US federal income tax
- 6:58Speaker 1: was signed into law. Oh yeah, guys, we don't always
- 7:02Speaker 1: have to pay income tax. We don't have to anymore.
- 7:04Speaker 1: It was the Revenue Act of nineteen thirteen. And at
- 7:08Speaker 1: the time when they signed this into law, it was
- 7:10Speaker 1: a whopping one percent. No, I think it was on
- 7:15Speaker 1: the very top. Yeah. Percent.
- 7:18Speaker 7: Oh, I'm happy you brought this up. I let's have
- 7:20Speaker 7: a quick thing to put out there. I take no
- 7:22Speaker 7: sides on this, but it was a hot take on
- 7:26Speaker 7: taxes and billionaires, and it says that the public is
- 7:29Speaker 7: always complaining about billionaires not paying their fair share of taxes, right,
- 7:34Speaker 7: and everyone's always upset about the billionaires. But like the
- 7:38Speaker 7: argument goes, Okay, they start paying more in taxes and
- 7:42Speaker 7: the government's going to spend that money wisely, you know, he's.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Still going to come after more. Yeah, so why aren't
- 7:48Speaker 1: you more mad at the government?
- 7:51Speaker 5: There?
- 7:52Speaker 1: And you're always mad at the billionaires. The government does
- 7:54Speaker 1: not have an income problem. Yeah, got a spending thank you,
- 7:58Speaker 1: thank you. It was today, in nineteen teen ninety five,
- 8:01Speaker 1: that O. J. Simpson was officially acquitted of the murders.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Yeah Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman didn't fit dog. Yeah
- 8:09Speaker 1: it h It drew a record TV audience of an audience,
- 8:13Speaker 1: record TV audience share of ninety one percent of all
- 8:16Speaker 1: TVs in use at that time. Whoaed a ninety one share?
- 8:22Speaker 1: Is insane? Like to give you an example, see people
- 8:25Speaker 1: just a sleep. What's what's considered really good now is
- 8:28Speaker 1: when you get close to maybe ten percent. Yeah, that's
- 8:31Speaker 1: considered that's it. Like that's a show that stays on
- 8:34Speaker 1: the on the air for years. What like ninety one percent?
- 8:38Speaker 1: Was the Jimmy Kimel thing like six million people or
- 8:41Speaker 1: something like that.
- 8:41Speaker 9: Which wouldn't have touched Like if Carson had gotten six million,
- 8:43Speaker 9: he'd been he'd kissed.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Isn't there like car Ark videos that have more views
- 8:46Speaker 1: than that? Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah for sure billions? Yea. Yeah.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Today's World Smile Day. It's Mean Girls Day. Yeah uh,
- 8:54Speaker 1: It's National Boyfriend Day today, National Body Language Day. Techie's
- 8:59Speaker 1: Day and it's also kids Music Day. You guys s
- 9:02Speaker 1: pop it out exciting. Uh those birthdays coming up here
- 9:05Speaker 1: in a second. But menas what you got in the
- 9:06Speaker 1: world of entertainment. Well, guys, pray for Megan Markle's dad.
- 9:11Speaker 1: He is allegedly trapped in a building in the Philippines.
- 9:14Speaker 1: If you don't know the Philippines, guess that Philippines had
- 9:18Speaker 1: a major earthquake. Just gone out in the family newsletter. Hey,
- 9:23Speaker 1: you guys had a great year dad and got stuck
- 9:24Speaker 1: in some building in the Philippines.
- 9:26Speaker 7: For me, so yeah, it's massive earthquake in the Philippines.
- 9:30Speaker 7: Apparently he is stuck on the nineteenth floor. He's okay,
- 9:33Speaker 7: but his Megan Markles half sister is calling her out
- 9:38Speaker 7: for not helping and calling her evil because the Philippines.
- 9:42Speaker 7: But not like helping bull those dad get out of
- 9:44Speaker 7: this building, climb up there and get her.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I don't know. By the way, for the record, my bad,
- 9:51Speaker 1: I didn't realize there there was the earthquake thing, Philippines earthquake.
- 9:55Speaker 1: I thought it was just a story. Like Megan Markle's dad,
- 10:00Speaker 1: He's stuck somewhere, okay. Nothing before you heard the details.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Before I heard the details, I kind of jumped to
- 10:05Speaker 1: my who cares? Still? But still, I mean still I
- 10:08Speaker 1: don't care about him necessarily, but I don't want anybody
- 10:11Speaker 1: any earthquakes and tornadoes. Yeah, no, I don't watch ill
- 10:15Speaker 1: upon people like that. But apparently he's working on getting
- 10:18Speaker 1: his way out. That's so good for him, all right.
- 10:21Speaker 7: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's daughter. I didn't even realize
- 10:25Speaker 7: they had kids, but one of the daughters, named Sunday Rose,
- 10:30Speaker 7: walked the door runway at Paris Fashion Week this week,
- 10:35Speaker 7: and yeah, they do have two kids.
- 10:37Speaker 1: And I looked it up.
- 10:38Speaker 7: She's seventeen and then she has two more kids with
- 10:42Speaker 7: Tom Cruise, which were adopted, So that's four kids total,
- 10:45Speaker 7: and they're out there.
- 10:46Speaker 9: That's kind of seventeen year old's looks. But and she's
- 10:48Speaker 9: certainly pretty as any other girl. But why is she
- 10:51Speaker 9: on a fashion walkway?
- 10:54Speaker 7: Well, I'm sure I think she fast tracked it. Well,
- 10:57Speaker 7: I'm sure she's tall too, right, and she looked very modelish.
- 11:02Speaker 7: These theres models look way yeah, all right, also going
- 11:07Speaker 7: on in passion stuff that you don't care about during
- 11:11Speaker 7: Paris Fashion weeks.
- 11:17Speaker 1: I am very passionate much Fashion Week.
- 11:19Speaker 7: Paris Jackson is there with Janet Jackson, and we always
- 11:24Speaker 7: heard that they're beefing, but guys, they were, They're hugging
- 11:28Speaker 7: the families together. You will care about this part, Greg.
- 11:32Speaker 7: They were at the tom Ford Do you love tom Ford?
- 11:36Speaker 7: Don't you have a book? A tom Ford book?
- 11:38Speaker 1: Horse, Yeah, tom Ford book, tom Ford fragrances, said Greg.
- 11:42Speaker 9: Even as a gay, gay gentleman, could you imagine anything
- 11:45Speaker 9: more boring than sitting at a fashion show?
- 11:47Speaker 1: At a fashion show?
- 11:48Speaker 10: No, And I've had, uh the curiosity as to why
- 11:53Speaker 10: the I guess you call them the audience of they
- 11:56Speaker 10: look so angry? Why is everybody so angry in the fashion?
- 12:00Speaker 10: But that doesn't make it cool.
- 12:02Speaker 1: It's one of the like you're not supposed to smile
- 12:03Speaker 1: on a passport photo. Man, you're not supposed to smile.
- 12:06Speaker 1: I'm wondering if that's like an unspoken rule, like I'm
- 12:08Speaker 1: supposed to yell.
- 12:09Speaker 11: Fire and look basically like your Yeah now, Greg, I
- 12:15Speaker 11: could make an argument though, that you might like the
- 12:18Speaker 11: events because they are super short and free alcohol.
- 12:21Speaker 10: Well, yeah, champaigned by the gallon. Tom Ford also made
- 12:25Speaker 10: one of my favorite movies, a single man, so good.
- 12:28Speaker 7: All right, I'm gonna have to look that one up
- 12:30Speaker 7: on that side of the country as well, on that
- 12:33Speaker 7: side of the world as well. In London, our boy
- 12:37Speaker 7: Jared Leto, he was on a red carpet. He is
- 12:39Speaker 7: doing screenings of his new movie tron Eras if you
- 12:43Speaker 7: want to check that out. That is going to be
- 12:45Speaker 7: coming out October tenth. And we've been playing a lot
- 12:48Speaker 7: of music from that movie with Nine Inch Nails, so
- 12:51Speaker 7: be excited.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Its anails album, which is great. Yeah, so check that out.
- 12:57Speaker 7: And then guys, we have pretty much conform mation that
- 13:00Speaker 7: Cindy Sweetey and Scooter Braun are dating. It's not just
- 13:04Speaker 7: a casual romance. They have been spotted holding hands.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Dude, I knew I like Sidney Sweetey.
- 13:09Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Cindy Sweeney.
- 13:11Speaker 9: Yeah, also her too, but she's wont hook up with
- 13:13Speaker 9: old dudes like her old fiance was like in his forties,
- 13:15Speaker 9: right yeah, yeah, And like I get it. Scooter Brown's
- 13:17Speaker 9: a millionaire for doing basically nothing for He's a manager,
- 13:20Speaker 9: a pioneer, pioneer that.
- 13:23Speaker 7: He failed that the only thing that he failed at
- 13:26Speaker 7: is he was put in charge to bring back the
- 13:28Speaker 7: tennis shoes British Knights, you remember those? No, Yeah, he
- 13:31Speaker 7: was like he was gonna have him do like a
- 13:34Speaker 7: big comeback. He also lost in pr Battle big time
- 13:36Speaker 7: to Taylor Swift. So he's not doing awesome as far
- 13:39Speaker 7: as that stuff goes.
- 13:40Speaker 9: But the fact that he's railing the hottest chick in
- 13:42Speaker 9: Hollywood nigh five, bro, I think.
- 13:44Speaker 1: He's doing all right. And he's a near billionaire. Yeah, exactly,
- 13:46Speaker 1: it's good. He's just a dude all right.
- 13:49Speaker 7: Over in the board over in the boy band, Uh's area?
- 13:54Speaker 1: Man, Okay, you want me to skip over the boy band?
- 13:58Speaker 1: It's Cindy Sweeney. It's past week, like, yeah, what's wrong now?
- 14:03Speaker 1: But usually there's one or two in them, but it's
- 14:05Speaker 1: he's extra like foggy today. Yeah, yeah, always one. I
- 14:10Speaker 1: saw this the headline.
- 14:11Speaker 7: It says One Direction members said to reunite for a
- 14:14Speaker 7: new Netflix show and after Liam's death obviously, And I
- 14:19Speaker 7: go what, I go? What Netflix show is this? And
- 14:22Speaker 7: it's the One Directions members get together and they do
- 14:25Speaker 7: a road trip across the country. Now I go, wait,
- 14:29Speaker 7: Harry Styles is going to do that?
- 14:30Speaker 1: Who would do that?
- 14:31Speaker 7: No, it's not Harry. Only two members are doing it.
- 14:36Speaker 7: But check this out in the article, they say they
- 14:39Speaker 7: struck a multi.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Million dollar deal to do this show. Wow, So have
- 14:45Speaker 1: fun at work today, guys around the country. Give me,
- 14:48Speaker 1: give me one more really interesting story about.
- 14:50Speaker 7: Okay, Christina on the Christina Hack Christina from.
- 14:55Speaker 1: Flip or Flop on TV. I brought this up for you.
- 14:59Speaker 1: She what champagne line? No, no, she champagne. She started one.
- 15:08Speaker 1: I believe, I believe I didn't hear about this.
- 15:11Speaker 7: Well, you're gonna have give me the hot goss later here,
- 15:15Speaker 7: but I want to learn about that.
- 15:16Speaker 1: But real quick.
- 15:18Speaker 7: She did an interview talking about her last husband, Josh Hall,
- 15:22Speaker 7: and she said she knew there was red flags because
- 15:24Speaker 7: he would have these crazy outbursts. And then so Josh
- 15:28Speaker 7: came back and said, I don't know what she's talking about.
- 15:30Speaker 7: This is the first time I'm hearing about this, and
- 15:34Speaker 7: she's just trying to start her own narrative. And why
- 15:37Speaker 7: why is she even talking about me? Well, I mean
- 15:40Speaker 7: they just got divorced, so obviously she's being she wouldn't
- 15:43Speaker 7: talk about it, but that is her third marriage and
- 15:48Speaker 7: it didn't really last very long.
- 15:49Speaker 10: That was the guy who when they got together said,
- 15:53Speaker 10: oh I don't want to be part of the TV
- 15:54Speaker 10: world on it and then boom, he's on every episode.
- 15:57Speaker 7: And now you're crying that she's talking about I did
- 16:00Speaker 7: you know what you signed? All right, Greg, totally let's
- 16:02Speaker 7: talk champagne.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Yeah, what's this champagne?
- 16:05Speaker 10: Yeah, clay cachet, which means hidden key in French. She
- 16:09Speaker 10: says she dreamt of having her own champagne line, so
- 16:13Speaker 10: she took a bunch of trips to the Champagne France Yeah,
- 16:17Speaker 10: and started her own line.
- 16:18Speaker 1: It's a blanc to blanc. You can get a bottle
- 16:23Speaker 1: ninety only it's Christina. Yeah. If it's a house flipping show, cool,
- 16:28Speaker 1: there's a new house flipping show, let me know about that.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Like the people who are on the shows, I want
- 16:34Speaker 1: a shippers champagne, shipper champagne. Okay, my head hurts, I
- 16:40Speaker 1: bet because and you know we don't do what I
- 16:49Speaker 1: had hurt too. I totally understood that it's ship or champagne.
- 16:53Speaker 12: Come on you.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Birthdays today. Have a birthday to Gwen Stefani who's fifty six. Wow.
- 17:00Speaker 1: Noah Schnapp, how you say his name? Will are stranger things?
- 17:05Speaker 1: I believe it's Yeah, you got it. All right, twenty
- 17:08Speaker 1: one today. Sean Williams Scotty was Stiffler in the American
- 17:11Speaker 1: Pie Movies. He's forty nine. Damn Nev Campbell from the
- 17:14Speaker 1: screen movie fifty two. Lee Nahati from Game of Thrones.
- 17:20Speaker 6: Oh yeah, seriously, I think Cold Jersey Lanister old Old
- 17:24Speaker 6: Queen Lady.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Yeah, she's fifty two. Jack Wackner Greg from Old Tommy
- 17:29Speaker 1: Actors General Hospital in Melrose Place. He's sixty six. He
- 17:34Speaker 1: got a bunch of music birthdays today. Tommy Lee from
- 17:36Speaker 1: Motley Crue is sixty three, Asap Rocky is thirty seven,
- 17:41Speaker 1: Kevin Richardson from the Backstreet Boys is fifty four, Lindsey
- 17:45Speaker 1: Buckingham of Fleetwood Max seventy six, Ashley Simpson is forty one,
- 17:50Speaker 1: and Chubby check up. Let's do the Twiz. I think
- 17:56Speaker 1: he's still tourist casino. Yeah he does. He's an eighty
- 17:59Speaker 1: four years old. Hell yeah, I would have thought he
- 18:01Speaker 1: died eighty four years ago. Oh no, same, I saw
- 18:03Speaker 1: him doing a promo for a casino. Yeahs. Going into
- 18:07Speaker 1: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. Nice
- 18:09Speaker 1: Your porno birthday today is Nicky Huntsman and Today's birthday Girl.
- 18:13Speaker 1: She has seen more Sausages and the Grill Master at
- 18:16Speaker 1: at Oktoberfest five and twenty one fine films, including Nicky
- 18:21Speaker 1: Slurps It Up. She was in Harry Vadge Fever Volume one.
- 18:25Speaker 5: I Hate when I come down with that.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Also Harry Lloyin's of Lust.
- 18:29Speaker 4: Huh.
- 18:29Speaker 1: She was in My Anal prom Date Volume one, also
- 18:33Speaker 1: Murder she moaned.
- 18:35Speaker 5: Y with Jessica Filter.
- 18:38Speaker 1: She was in Up That White Ass Volume eight and
- 18:41Speaker 1: who Can Forget Her? Unforgettable in Lesbian Hotel Sex after
- 18:46Speaker 1: Shower sharing a sixteen inch double dildo. Oh yeah, that's
- 18:50Speaker 1: like a two breath I.
- 18:51Speaker 9: Meanspoiler her Twitter bio stand up comedian.
- 18:55Speaker 1: That's all we got to get that in that audio,
- 18:58Speaker 1: that's Nicky Huntsman, who's thirty three years old today, and
- 19:00Speaker 1: that's your corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is
- 19:03Speaker 1: a Friday morning look at what's happening around the world
- 19:06Speaker 1: of entertainment and with champagne apparently. Yeah. There on The
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- 19:26Speaker 1: Us over to two two nine eighty seven failed stories
- 19:29Speaker 1: coming up. Dumbass contest got the Duyq story of the
- 19:33Speaker 1: news over in India. This couple that got married less
- 19:37Speaker 1: than a year ago, but the marriage is already over
- 19:40Speaker 1: good and it has nothing to do with either of
- 19:43Speaker 1: the people in the marriage. Happened? Why is the marriage
- 19:48Speaker 1: already over? One of them is a dog, and he guesses,
- 19:50Speaker 1: oo oh, yeah, one of them is, all of a
- 19:52Speaker 1: sudden the dog. Yeah.
- 19:53Speaker 7: They found out their brother and sister found out their
- 19:55Speaker 7: brother and sister.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Change of heart by the bride's parents. Because it has
- 20:01Speaker 1: nothing to do again with either of the people in
- 20:03Speaker 1: the marriage. So yeah, something to do with the parents.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Something to do with the parents.
- 20:07Speaker 6: They disapproved or they didn't legally get married, they thought
- 20:10Speaker 6: they did.
- 20:11Speaker 1: They as a couple, they bonded over their love of animals,
- 20:16Speaker 1: but it turns out their pets each brought a pet
- 20:20Speaker 1: into the relationship. They don't get along with each other,
- 20:24Speaker 1: and so because the pets don't get along, therefore the
- 20:28Speaker 1: marriage is over. This isn't gonna work out. The wife
- 20:31Speaker 1: says that the husband's dog has harassed and attacked her
- 20:34Speaker 1: cat repeatedly. It's almost like they're fighting like cats and dogs,
- 20:41Speaker 1: So get rid of with the cat. The husband says
- 20:44Speaker 1: that when they got married, he made it clear to
- 20:46Speaker 1: the wife that she couldn't bring her cat into their
- 20:49Speaker 1: new home because the cat wouldn't stop hovering over the
- 20:53Speaker 1: fish tank trying to eat the fish. They tried counseling, intervention,
- 20:59Speaker 1: everything they could, but nothing worked. And now they just
- 21:02Speaker 1: both chose that, you know what, we're gonna go with
- 21:03Speaker 1: our pets over this other person marriage over Wow.
- 21:07Speaker 9: Like we need to bring the dog whisperer back. You
- 21:09Speaker 9: can cure any dog of anything, I know five minutes.
- 21:12Speaker 9: What is wrong with people?
- 21:13Speaker 5: Or my cat from Hell Jackson galaxy either.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Or come on, people, this is solvable. Yeah, so I would.
- 21:19Speaker 1: That's stupid, That's a damn. There are days though, where
- 21:25Speaker 1: my house is thunderdome between the wife and the kids
- 21:29Speaker 1: and whatever is going on the you know, everybody's at
- 21:32Speaker 1: each other's throats, and I look at the dog and
- 21:35Speaker 1: I go, girl, let's bounce. What is wrong with these people?
- 21:39Speaker 1: Let's go? Yeah? Like the thing you are all I need? Yeah,
- 21:46Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, God, let me just get a
- 21:49Speaker 1: pickup trucks so there are get in there and a
- 21:51Speaker 1: little apart bit. Yeah, there are those days where you
- 21:55Speaker 1: I think you absolutely would choose your pet over your family. Yeah,
- 22:01Speaker 1: or your relationship or your kids or whatever. If it
- 22:05Speaker 1: was a choice, you got to pick one right now
- 22:07Speaker 1: any given day. That's why I tell my kids all
- 22:09Speaker 1: the time. Like my daughter always tries to get me
- 22:11Speaker 1: to tell her that she's my favorite child. I go,
- 22:14Speaker 1: you're my favorite daughter, and she goes, I'm your only daughter.
- 22:17Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I know, but I'm your favorite child.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I go. Sometimes she goes, what do you mean? I said, Well,
- 22:23Speaker 1: you don't really understand what stocks are necessarily, I said,
- 22:25Speaker 1: but like kids are like stocks, right, Like you have
- 22:28Speaker 1: your good days and you have your bad day. Yeah,
- 22:30Speaker 1: today this is my favorite stock. Tomorrow I might hint
- 22:33Speaker 1: the kids and this other stocks my favorite stock. I said.
- 22:35Speaker 1: It depends on your behavior and what you're doing and
- 22:38Speaker 1: everything is going on. Remember when that one time you
- 22:40Speaker 1: pooped on the sidewalk. I said, I always love you,
- 22:45Speaker 1: but sometimes I don't like you. Yep, And that's a
- 22:47Speaker 1: real thing that I said. And that's all dependent upon
- 22:51Speaker 1: your behavior. Are you smart mouth and talking back, getting
- 22:54Speaker 1: in trouble at school or not turning in home or
- 22:56Speaker 1: something like that that will lower your stock, you know,
- 22:59Speaker 1: But then you know, there's some days that your brother's
- 23:01Speaker 1: my favorite, and there's other days that you are my favorite,
- 23:04Speaker 1: but you are always my favorite. Daughter. That's so weird
- 23:10Speaker 1: that your daughter would ask that, not your daughter. She
- 23:12Speaker 1: does it in front of She does it in front
- 23:14Speaker 1: of my son. She's totally ne realize your daughter's latino.
- 23:21Speaker 9: I would never I don't think the conversation ever occurred
- 23:23Speaker 9: ever amongst any of the boys or.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Girls in household. Yeah, she does it just to I mean,
- 23:29Speaker 1: anybody's around. Yeah, anybody's ever been around both kids know
- 23:33Speaker 1: that they both they both do things too.
- 23:35Speaker 9: But I've been around both, I've been the kid I've
- 23:37Speaker 9: been around, and I've never that was never in our head.
- 23:40Speaker 1: It is with my kids. That's the sibling. Yeah, well
- 23:44Speaker 1: it's not even a rival because I don't think she
- 23:46Speaker 1: necessarily really cares. She's just doing it to troll him.
- 23:49Speaker 1: So you should appreciate. Well, I told you that fists.
- 23:52Speaker 7: Well, the reason I said, oh, I didn't realize your
- 23:54Speaker 7: daughter's latino because every Latino friend I have, like they
- 23:57Speaker 7: fight with their siblings about who is the face? And
- 24:00Speaker 7: I brought up the thing like, why do you say
- 24:02Speaker 7: my mom my dad to a.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Person who you share parents with? Yeah, why do you
- 24:07Speaker 1: say that in your conversation? Not step siblings, We're talking
- 24:09Speaker 1: full blooded siblings. They'll say my mom my dad.
- 24:12Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like, you have the same mom, you have
- 24:14Speaker 7: the same dad. And the only explanation I ever got
- 24:18Speaker 7: is because you're fighting to be the favorite, be possessive.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Yeah, just gotta be phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
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- 24:29Speaker 1: two two nine eight seven. Good morning, Happy Friday. Friday
- 24:38Speaker 1: is right? It is October the third, twenty twenty five.
- 24:43Speaker 1: My name is Woody. That is Greg Gordon. Good morning.
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- 25:15Speaker 1: fail stories coming up for you at this hour. We'll
- 25:19Speaker 1: get to those. The wild Card round of the MLB
- 25:23Speaker 1: Playoff that's over now, Padres, Red Sox, Guardians, goodbye, all eliminated. Bye.
- 25:29Speaker 1: So the division series that starts tomorrow. So that's Dodgers
- 25:33Speaker 1: and Phillies, Cubs, Brewers, Tigers, Mariners, and then Yankees blue Jays.
- 25:38Speaker 1: All all solid matchups, potential to make baseball interesting. Yeah, right,
- 25:43Speaker 1: really good. Nothing like super random in there, no, no, no,
- 25:46Speaker 1: I mean, but those were those were solid Dodgers Phillies,
- 25:49Speaker 1: that's gonna be a great series. Brewers had the best
- 25:52Speaker 1: record in baseball. And also Cubs Brewers also just a
- 25:55Speaker 1: natural rival, kind of like the Yankees Red Sox thing. Huh,
- 25:59Speaker 1: those two teams always battle because you know, geographic they're
- 26:01Speaker 1: so close. Tigers Mariners both have had amazing seasons, and
- 26:06Speaker 1: then Yankees blue Jay's division. Right, but I mean it's weird,
- 26:09Speaker 1: like I still, for whatever reason, I can't take the
- 26:11Speaker 1: Blue Jays. Seriously. I have a hard time because they
- 26:14Speaker 1: they sucked so hard for so long. I just have
- 26:18Speaker 1: a hard time, hard time keeping it. Yeah, Carrie. Yeah,
- 26:23Speaker 1: last night on Thursday Night Football, the forty nine Ers
- 26:25Speaker 1: beat the Lambs in overtime twenty six twenty three.
- 26:28Speaker 10: That was the craziest game I've seen in a very
- 26:30Speaker 10: long time. Yeah, Greg's forty nine ers pulled it. Now,
- 26:33Speaker 10: here's the thing.
- 26:34Speaker 1: The game winning field goal ricocheted off the crossbar, but
- 26:39Speaker 1: that missed it in. But that that counts. Yeah. Now
- 26:42Speaker 1: the Rams at that point still had a chance. But
- 26:44Speaker 1: instead of I don't I don't get it when teams
- 26:48Speaker 1: do this, I feel like you're you're not really giving
- 26:50Speaker 1: yourself even I mean, I guess you do have a chance,
- 26:53Speaker 1: but like, I don't feel like you're setting yourself up
- 26:55Speaker 1: for success. That's a that's a term that parents use
- 26:58Speaker 1: with kids. Now we use that. Uh is this really
- 27:01Speaker 1: your best opportunity to set yourself up for success? Yeah?
- 27:04Speaker 1: I'm not sure it is. But instead of tying it
- 27:07Speaker 1: on fourth down, they decided to go for it, came
- 27:11Speaker 1: up short, lost, miracul losers. Yeah. Dan Campbell, who's the
- 27:17Speaker 1: lead lead, the lead singer, the head coach for the
- 27:20Speaker 1: Detroit Lions. He likes to do that, like he loves
- 27:23Speaker 1: for it, dude. And I mean, at one point, dumbas
- 27:27Speaker 1: Tyler might remember this, didn't he have to move Dan
- 27:30Speaker 1: Campbell like he because he he made some call where
- 27:33Speaker 1: he got a real balls and then he went for
- 27:35Speaker 1: it and then they lost and then he was getting
- 27:38Speaker 1: all kinds of death threats and stuff, and he had
- 27:39Speaker 1: to move.
- 27:40Speaker 4: I think I remember something about that, remember that story. Yeah,
- 27:43Speaker 4: But with Dan Campbell, he's just he's a gambler, man,
- 27:47Speaker 4: He's just that.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Guy, Dan Gambler. I hate when my team does crap
- 27:52Speaker 1: like that. I hate it. I like Mike Tomlin starts
- 27:55Speaker 1: doing stuff like that, I get so pissed.
- 27:56Speaker 7: I vaguely remember what you're talking about when he when they.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Came to Yeah. Yeah, I think there was like, yeah, yeah,
- 28:02Speaker 1: there was like a whole thing about it. I don't
- 28:03Speaker 1: remember the specifics clearly, but what.
- 28:05Speaker 10: I loved about the game last night, especially in my opinion,
- 28:08Speaker 10: there was so much passing.
- 28:10Speaker 1: There wasn't.
- 28:11Speaker 10: I can't stand the handoffs where they just run right
- 28:13Speaker 10: into a wall. Why do they do that? They would
- 28:18Speaker 10: run right into the other guy.
- 28:19Speaker 1: I'm like, well, the idea here babe, is that to
- 28:21Speaker 1: see these guys up front, that's the offensive line that
- 28:23Speaker 1: they're going to create some space for this guy. Yeah,
- 28:26Speaker 1: and he's gonna be able to rip off like a
- 28:28Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty five yard whenever he run, he's gonna
- 28:31Speaker 1: be able to get more than you know, the half
- 28:33Speaker 1: a yard he just picked up here.
- 28:34Speaker 7: But that wasn't the plan your team, the Falcons did.
- 28:38Speaker 7: They have like one of the quarterbacks. He was notorious.
- 28:40Speaker 7: All he did was handoffs, right he never.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Oh that was last year. So Kirk Cousins was handing
- 28:45Speaker 4: the ball off because he wasn't fully healed from his
- 28:48Speaker 4: ruptured achilles the year before.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but I thought the guy before that also, Mariota.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Mariota sucked too. Yeah. I mean, dude, they've had terrible
- 28:56Speaker 1: quarterbacks for like six seven years that they're never throwing
- 28:58Speaker 1: the ball. Oh, hey, is the guy I asked you
- 29:01Speaker 1: about who's on your team has got the crazy name?
- 29:04Speaker 1: Saved his name right now? Uh? You said his name
- 29:07Speaker 1: was Storm Norton. Yeah, there's a guy. There's a guy
- 29:09Speaker 1: on the on the Falcon Storm Norton. Now the only
- 29:13Speaker 1: the only reason they want to be a general. It
- 29:15Speaker 1: gets better the only reason I remember that is because
- 29:17Speaker 1: I was watching a game earlier in the week. The
- 29:19Speaker 1: Dolphins have a guy named storm Duck. Is that that's
- 29:25Speaker 1: his name? Storm?
- 29:26Speaker 6: Well, which Kardashian is a kid named Stormy? Maybe that's
- 29:29Speaker 6: the thing.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Yeah, but storm Duck, storm Duck. But this has years
- 29:34Speaker 1: old though. Speaking of funny names, there was a thing
- 29:37Speaker 1: I saw this morning going through all the different websites.
- 29:40Speaker 1: New York Post has a headline here here I'll have
- 29:45Speaker 1: I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag Queen
- 29:50Speaker 1: named Lahoregistan as a visiting Professoragistan. Now, clearly that's the
- 30:01Speaker 1: stage nameist.
- 30:06Speaker 6: Someone's gonna name their kid that country you Fromagistanhore Maagistan.
- 30:12Speaker 1: My name was Lahore right after my divorce. Get it.
- 30:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag raced.
- 30:20Speaker 1: That's teaching Lahore Magistan. Nice. Harvard class Studies of Gender
- 30:29Speaker 1: and Sexuality program will have two classes. Queer. I don't
- 30:33Speaker 1: even know if this is f ethno group, Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography,
- 30:40Speaker 1: what is that ethnography? Queer ethnograph I've not even seen that?
- 30:44Speaker 1: Was that ethnography?
- 30:45Speaker 7: Maybe that's another word for geography, ethnic.
- 30:48Speaker 1: People, castro. Uh. And then and then also it's gonna
- 30:53Speaker 1: be a politics, stop it right now, politics drag, race
- 30:59Speaker 1: and desire. Of course, there's people out there, Uh.
- 31:04Speaker 12: I have a question paying for this.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Class expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
- 31:10Speaker 1: drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
- 31:14Speaker 1: the name Lahoregistans. That's the best professor.
- 31:18Speaker 12: On my Starbucks order next time.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Do you think it would be rude for me to
- 31:21Speaker 1: be like professor Vadge? It is a catch about it. Yeah,
- 31:26Speaker 1: Storm the Duck, he's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins. Storm. Okay,
- 31:32Speaker 1: that was laying. The first one was Storm Norton, Norton
- 31:35Speaker 1: place for plays for the Falcons and what was it?
- 31:38Speaker 1: What was that? What was that? Bit Key and Peel
- 31:42Speaker 1: Oh the best?
- 31:43Speaker 7: Yeah there, it's like they've ever done the East West.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, dude, the guy and hey, uh you guys,
- 31:54Speaker 1: this is a real person. He plays for Eastern Michigan.
- 31:58Speaker 1: In his legal name, not a stage name, is Noah
- 32:03Speaker 1: Nigga k and I g g A. And people are
- 32:08Speaker 1: having a field day with that, as you can imagine.
- 32:10Speaker 1: But he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise, damn.
- 32:16Speaker 1: And so of course there are people who are upset
- 32:18Speaker 1: by it. But it's it's legally his name.
- 32:21Speaker 5: Yeah, don't blame him.
- 32:22Speaker 1: It's not like his parents even like change their name
- 32:24Speaker 1: as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.
- 32:27Speaker 13: Does the parents know that when they named him they
- 32:30Speaker 13: had to, right, what's the difference, It's their last name
- 32:34Speaker 13: wasn't Yeah, but to pick Noah's the first name.
- 32:36Speaker 1: There was like a Dave Chapelle just crazy. There's that
- 32:41Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where like like
- 32:44Speaker 1: the family they had any I don't I'm not even
- 32:48Speaker 1: guess the name because I'm gonna get it wrong. It
- 32:50Speaker 1: is Yeah, but it's like, oh look he's got those lips,
- 32:53Speaker 1: he's got those whatever, dude. It was that show is
- 32:56Speaker 1: so good. I feel like I'm seeing more Chappelle. That's
- 32:58Speaker 1: a bit that pop up. Yeah, you've never been a
- 33:01Speaker 1: Key and Peel fan.
- 33:02Speaker 7: And thank god, our friend Charlamagne and the God just
- 33:05Speaker 7: backed me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible that?
- 33:10Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 33:10Speaker 1: Out of you want to hear some other good college
- 33:14Speaker 1: football name, Yes, please the realist Clark. He plays for
- 33:19Speaker 1: Kent State. There's a wide receiver who plays for Rice
- 33:23Speaker 1: Moe m oh billity Mobil.
- 33:28Speaker 5: Yeah, need to get a a scooter.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Nitro Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.
- 33:33Speaker 5: Is he an American gladiator?
- 33:35Speaker 1: Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, it
- 33:37Speaker 1: does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Beers is
- 33:41Speaker 1: a tight end for Colorado State. Now these names are cool.
- 33:46Speaker 1: A defensive end for cal His name is Legend Journey
- 33:50Speaker 1: Rocky Beers.
- 33:51Speaker 5: By the way, it looks like a Rocky.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Beers UNLV as a player defensive lineman Chief Borders. You
- 33:57Speaker 1: got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State. Hell yeah,
- 34:01Speaker 1: Indian Princess Group King Large is an offensive lineman, Sir
- 34:08Speaker 1: Bible for San Jose States.
- 34:11Speaker 5: Absolutely not excuse me, sir.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His name is Dude Person.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Dude person, dude person. U T s A What is
- 34:23Speaker 1: U T? S? Ade receiver? Okay, Alpha Khan it's his name.
- 34:29Speaker 1: And then you got Panda Askew like that. There's an
- 34:33Speaker 1: offensive lineman for East Carolina. You also get really good
- 34:36Speaker 1: names when you start getting into March madness because people go,
- 34:39Speaker 1: here are the best names in the bracket, and they'll
- 34:41Speaker 1: make a bracket of fun names of players who are
- 34:45Speaker 1: on teams that are in the bracket. I like that,
- 34:47Speaker 1: or you know, in the tournament.
- 34:50Speaker 4: D A T.
- 34:51Speaker 7: You can help us with this one didn't like the
- 34:54Speaker 7: coaches son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
- 34:58Speaker 7: the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Right, Oh yeah, yeah, who was this Nick? Oh no,
- 35:05Speaker 1: well no so Steve Kerr. Steve Kerr's son is Nick
- 35:10Speaker 1: Nick Nick Kerr. Yeah, but no, you know, yeah, now
- 35:15Speaker 1: he like, I want to say that one nice and
- 35:16Speaker 1: deliberate and slow.
- 35:17Speaker 7: He's he's finally just yeah, no, he changed it Nick.
- 35:22Speaker 7: It took a couple of years. The broadcasters like, again, dude,
- 35:25Speaker 7: we can't do.
- 35:26Speaker 12: This a couple of years.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Yeah no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
- 35:30Speaker 1: He's selling all kinds of gear. Dude, he's making dumb
- 35:32Speaker 1: money on the merch. They're they're they're writing articles about it.
- 35:35Speaker 12: You've seen tons of memes on people try.
- 35:37Speaker 1: To they're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there have
- 35:40Speaker 1: been people trying to get it shut down, and you
- 35:42Speaker 1: just think, Hey, man, here's the thing you're gonna hear
- 35:45Speaker 1: about it anyway.
- 35:46Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
- 35:52Speaker 1: especially his last name. He was born into it, embracing it. Yeah.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four wood He that's phone number.
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- 36:00Speaker 1: eight seven. We're gonna take a break. We'll come back.
- 36:02Speaker 1: How about the Friday fail Storey, We'll have those for
- 36:06Speaker 1: you next on The Woody Show.
- 36:07Speaker 7: Hang on, I think I know this.
- 36:20Speaker 1: I got an email here. This is from Sarah subject
- 36:26Speaker 1: Menace birthday wishless Oh. Sarah says, hello, Hi, we heard
- 36:35Speaker 1: Menace wanted some water as part of his birthday month
- 36:38Speaker 1: wish list. We would like to send a few cases
- 36:40Speaker 1: over to your studios for the Woody Show team and
- 36:43Speaker 1: of course Menace to enjoy the purest tasting water on Earth.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Please advise on delivery address so we can have some
- 36:49Speaker 1: of the cases dropped off early next week. That's from Sarah,
- 36:53Speaker 1: who's at icelandic Ecial the best. I love it. I
- 36:58Speaker 1: don't remember that.
- 36:58Speaker 5: Being I don't out No, keep it on the list.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Now here's the same brilliant move, Sarah. I think she's
- 37:07Speaker 1: gonna win Employee of the Month because she knows how
- 37:12Speaker 1: to get the plug. You know, hey, we'll just send
- 37:14Speaker 1: something to Menace for his birthday month.
- 37:17Speaker 6: I feel like the tag for Icelandic water should be Icelandic.
- 37:20Speaker 6: It's not just for the airport.
- 37:21Speaker 5: Anymore, because I only ever do at the.
- 37:23Speaker 1: That's true, you know, yeah, that's true. Anyway, Thank you
- 37:25Speaker 1: to uh Sarah Sarah Hydrated. She's the director of HR
- 37:30Speaker 1: and Administrations. Oh awesome job over there. Yeah, the Menace
- 37:36Speaker 1: Birthday month wish list. If you can help with any
- 37:38Speaker 1: of those things, we got it posted for you on
- 37:40Speaker 1: our instagram at the Woody Show. I think we're getting
- 37:44Speaker 1: closer to being able to, you know, start doing the
- 37:47Speaker 1: contest to win the trip to Dubai. You are really
- 37:50Speaker 1: written out for the extreme weekend trip. You'll go with
- 37:53Speaker 1: Medace and I first class on Emirates to Dubai. But
- 37:57Speaker 1: we're not well, I'm not leaving the airport. Medas going
- 38:00Speaker 1: to leave the airport for a couple of things, only
- 38:02Speaker 1: going to be on the ground and you buy for
- 38:04Speaker 1: about six hours and then it's right back sixteen hour
- 38:08Speaker 1: flight back.
- 38:09Speaker 6: I have a possibly stupid question. Is it the same
- 38:11Speaker 6: exact plane that just waits or is probably different plane?
- 38:14Speaker 6: It's probably can't have that many, right.
- 38:16Speaker 1: It's probably the same plane.
- 38:17Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of time stuff this, this.
- 38:19Speaker 1: This plane will be on that. Think how tired the
- 38:21Speaker 1: plane's going to be? Yeah, because that's because that's the
- 38:27Speaker 1: plane is thinking. Boy, am I tired?
- 38:30Speaker 12: Eight hours rest?
- 38:33Speaker 1: I had some conversations yesterday. Uh, we're working through that
- 38:37Speaker 1: whole thing. I still don't have the answer on if
- 38:39Speaker 1: you're able to go there and back with Medace and I.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Medic and I are doing that. We're getting there, be
- 38:44Speaker 1: there for six hours, fly right back because we're gonna
- 38:47Speaker 1: be back for the show Monday morning.
- 38:49Speaker 6: But also, you're an adult. You don't need menace and
- 38:51Speaker 6: what are you to hold your hand coming back?
- 38:52Speaker 1: No, you don't. But if we can do that, if
- 38:56Speaker 1: the company can figure out a way, you know, for
- 38:57Speaker 1: the least or whatever it is you'd have to sign
- 39:00Speaker 1: for that, that's what you're doing. Yeah, we're not like,
- 39:02Speaker 1: oh just stay No, the whole bit is going there
- 39:05Speaker 1: for an extreme weekend trip if we have to, and
- 39:08Speaker 1: there's no other way around it, rather than not do
- 39:10Speaker 1: it at all. You'll stay there for the forty eight hours. Again,
- 39:13Speaker 1: the hotel's on your dime. I'm not paying for it,
- 39:14Speaker 1: and we're not paying for the taxes on the trip.
- 39:16Speaker 1: We're already giving you a twenty five thousand dollars round
- 39:20Speaker 1: trip first class ticket on Emirates. Yeah.
- 39:23Speaker 7: And there's so many hotels available in Dubai. They're actually
- 39:27Speaker 7: surprisingly affordable and super luxury.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:30Speaker 5: And there's one at the airport.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like we looked it up like a
- 39:33Speaker 1: luxury airport. At the hotels, like two hundred bucks a
- 39:35Speaker 1: night for a luxury spot. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not sure
- 39:39Speaker 1: i'd want to stay like at a hostel and you
- 39:41Speaker 1: don't need in Dubai. But yeah, So anyway, I'll have
- 39:45Speaker 1: some clarity on that, hopefully here in the next couple
- 39:47Speaker 1: of days, and then we'll give you a chance to
- 39:49Speaker 1: go to Dubai for an extreme weekend trip with with
- 39:52Speaker 1: medicinie noise all right eight seven seven forty four whaty
- 39:55Speaker 1: Friday check ins on the text two two nine eight
- 39:58Speaker 1: seven Time for the Friday Fail story as a gentleman
- 40:44Speaker 1: boys and girls. Time for the Friday Fail, starring all
- 40:50Speaker 1: people thought to have a perfect plan. The planet could
- 40:52Speaker 1: never go wrong, because somewhere along the line it went
- 40:54Speaker 1: from being a great idea to one big stakeing mega
- 40:59Speaker 1: uber all strong. Good dude, that was strong. That was strong.
- 41:17Speaker 1: What's in the water today?
- 41:19Speaker 5: Icelandic?
- 41:19Speaker 1: Icelandic. Apparently not just for the airport anymore. Right, all right,
- 41:23Speaker 1: So first Friday fail story of the week. This guy
- 41:26Speaker 1: in Nevada. He decided that he was going to skydive
- 41:28Speaker 1: for his birthday. He was excited when he jumped out
- 41:31Speaker 1: with his instructor, but then the main parachute didn't open. Now,
- 41:36Speaker 1: don't worry, all right. Of course there are backup shoots,
- 41:41Speaker 1: except that one didn't open.
- 41:42Speaker 14: An oh god, there are one.
- 41:45Speaker 1: So now now they're falling toward Earth from eleven thousand
- 41:53Speaker 1: feet high. Okay, they're good, right. The only thing they
- 41:55Speaker 1: said they could do at this point was prey. So
- 41:57Speaker 1: there's your spoiler alert. They did live. They hit the
- 42:00Speaker 1: round somehow survived. I don't know how that happened. I mean,
- 42:03Speaker 1: airlifted to the hospital. The instructor is still in critical condition.
- 42:06Speaker 1: The birthday boy fractured pelvis, broken ribs, perforated lung, kidney, laceration,
- 42:12Speaker 1: back fractures, but alive and telling the story.
- 42:16Speaker 2: Yeah, good god, Yeah right, there's no reason for skydiving.
- 42:28Speaker 1: From Missouri where this guy he was in the parking
- 42:31Speaker 1: lot of Missouri State University, just chilling, decided to cure
- 42:35Speaker 1: his boredom by vandalizing seventeen different cars there in the
- 42:38Speaker 1: parking lot. He shattered windshields, he ripped off wiper blades,
- 42:43Speaker 1: tore off side mirrors, dented some hoods. Because you're bored. Yeah,
- 42:47Speaker 1: I'm bored. You're just doing this to other people's crap. Ye,
- 42:52Speaker 1: people suck. I'm just bored. I'm just going to destroy
- 42:55Speaker 1: I can terrorize the community.
- 42:56Speaker 12: Better than doing drugs.
- 42:58Speaker 1: So he was out of there, not so much. He
- 43:01Speaker 1: made it out of there without getting caught by the
- 43:03Speaker 1: security cameras. They saw everything, and the cops they were
- 43:05Speaker 1: able to use that to id him. But when they
- 43:09Speaker 1: picked him up and they questioned him, he denied everything,
- 43:11Speaker 1: of course. But then they went through his phone and
- 43:14Speaker 1: they saw some questions that he had pumped in the
- 43:16Speaker 1: chat GPT, including can I get in trouble for damaging cars?
- 43:22Speaker 1: Chat GPT's response quote seek help. So he was arrested
- 43:28Speaker 1: for felony first degree property damage and he's looking out
- 43:31Speaker 1: four years in fail jam. Idiot sailed. A couple of
- 43:37Speaker 1: cops in Texas were patrolling on horseback when they stopped
- 43:40Speaker 1: a guy for walking in the middle of the road.
- 43:43Speaker 1: There was clearly something off of the guys. They started
- 43:45Speaker 1: questioning him. They asked if they could search him. He
- 43:47Speaker 1: says no. That's when one of the officers cracked a
- 43:50Speaker 1: joke and they go, hey, man, you know this horse.
- 43:52Speaker 1: I'm on it's a drug sniffing horse. Just a joke
- 43:56Speaker 1: spook the guy. He takes off running. They caught up
- 44:00Speaker 1: with him and guess what, Yeah, no drugs at all.
- 44:04Speaker 1: He had drugs on him. He was arrested, taken to
- 44:08Speaker 1: fail jail. Sales trying to outrun a police horse sales.
- 44:13Speaker 1: I mean, your dad works with horses. Do you think
- 44:15Speaker 1: you could train to horse the sniff out drugs. I mean,
- 44:17Speaker 1: they're pretty smart. I don't know. I don't know if
- 44:20Speaker 1: their sense of smells any good.
- 44:22Speaker 12: How would they tell you, like, wail.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Stop their foot, this is cocaine. How about this one?
- 44:33Speaker 1: You got this story about this person who rode eye
- 44:37Speaker 1: on this chick. She gets pulled over by the cops.
- 44:39Speaker 1: According to the report she committed multiple traffic violations. Greg,
- 44:42Speaker 1: was she drunk? You bet? You know it? She was arrested.
- 44:46Speaker 1: They get her out of the police station, she uses
- 44:48Speaker 1: her phone call to hit her husband. Hey, come pick
- 44:50Speaker 1: me up. He shows up, Greg, Was he drunk you bad?
- 44:54Speaker 1: Definitely was so. And they weren't together, so they were
- 44:59Speaker 1: both drunk different places, So they arrested him as well.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Now he tried to fight them, like physically fight them
- 45:05Speaker 1: as they were arresting him. All that did was add
- 45:07Speaker 1: more charges in sales. Next one here is from Charlottesville, Virginia,
- 45:14Speaker 1: which I understand is for lovers, but it's also where
- 45:18Speaker 1: you've got this guy who's known for climbing things in
- 45:20Speaker 1: the area. He decided that he would climb to the
- 45:23Speaker 1: roof of the local aquatic center, you know, to entertain people. Yeah,
- 45:28Speaker 1: Medice was known as headstand guy. Yeah in high school,
- 45:32Speaker 1: climb a building guy. Yeah. Remember he told us that's
- 45:34Speaker 1: where he screwed up his neck because we had him
- 45:36Speaker 1: try to recreate headstand guy. See.
- 45:38Speaker 7: The only problem is in high school, I was eighty
- 45:41Speaker 7: pounds that I am.
- 45:43Speaker 1: Anyway, So this guy throws his Spider Man costume on,
- 45:45Speaker 1: does some climbing. Everybody saw him make his way up there.
- 45:48Speaker 1: They noticed that he's on the roof for a while.
- 45:50Speaker 1: Well because Spider Man, I guess, dislocated his kneecap on
- 45:54Speaker 1: the way up and couldn't get back down, so the
- 45:56Speaker 1: fire department had to come get Spider Man take him
- 45:58Speaker 1: to the hospital. Sailed Yeah, Fox, and here I'll give you
- 46:04Speaker 1: my favorite story of the week. Morgan, you are going
- 46:07Speaker 1: to love this. It's it's from Florida where this family
- 46:12Speaker 1: was at home. They were sleeping. The husband heard a
- 46:14Speaker 1: noise woke them up. He wakes up, he realizes, hey, man,
- 46:17Speaker 1: someone broke into the house, which for most people would
- 46:20Speaker 1: be a terrifying experience. Yeah, but the burglar picked the
- 46:25Speaker 1: wrong house. The homeowner is a guy named Henry Rojas.
- 46:29Speaker 1: He's an MMA fighter. Oh nice, and he confronted the
- 46:32Speaker 1: intruder and then proceeded to kick the ever living ish
- 46:35Speaker 1: out of this guy.
- 46:37Speaker 12: I love these stories.
- 46:38Speaker 1: According to the police report, the intruder was already black
- 46:41Speaker 1: and blue by the time they.
- 46:42Speaker 12: Arrived first round knockout.
- 46:44Speaker 1: He was arrested in charged with breaking and entering no
- 46:47Speaker 1: charges for mister Rojas and to add insult to his
- 46:51Speaker 1: multiple injuries. He wasn't even supposed to be there. I
- 46:53Speaker 1: guess he had gotten drunk and accidentally mistook this house
- 46:56Speaker 1: for a friend's house who lived in the area. Y.
- 47:01Speaker 12: Yeah, God works mysterious way. It's all right.
- 47:03Speaker 13: Yeah, here's before to another fire too.
- 47:06Speaker 1: Here's mister Rojas on the news. I'm pretrepared.
- 47:09Speaker 7: You know.
- 47:09Speaker 12: My first thing, I don't lie your guns.
- 47:11Speaker 1: I've been looking for for a knife or nothing, only
- 47:14Speaker 1: got on my hands. That's it nice, that's wrong, health, brother.
- 47:21Speaker 1: What's one thing you would.
- 47:22Speaker 12: Say your people at ninety three?
- 47:25Speaker 1: I would sell the world. Yes, And now I'm near
- 47:32Speaker 1: my house. I got a text here point what show?
- 47:43Speaker 1: It's my birthday? But like what, it's just another day
- 47:46Speaker 1: when you're this old, being a dad of a sixteen
- 47:49Speaker 1: year old girl. I'm curious what app what he is
- 47:51Speaker 1: using the track his son's phone. Oh yeah, looking to
- 47:54Speaker 1: see all of her texts from her boyfriend. Oh sigh,
- 48:00Speaker 1: stay snooping. Yeah, is greatly appreciated. Happy birthday month, menace.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate it. That's when the text nine four nine.
- 48:09Speaker 1: Send your text out to two two nine eighty seven.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Now I will say my son is responsible for being
- 48:15Speaker 1: in the situation that he is in with mommy daddy
- 48:18Speaker 1: phone as I call it, I look into his information.
- 48:21Speaker 1: There's a couple of different things you can do, and
- 48:23Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, but I will tell you that, yes,
- 48:25Speaker 1: you need to be hypervigilant as a parent. You need
- 48:27Speaker 1: to know as best you can do your best work
- 48:31Speaker 1: to figure out what your kids are up to and
- 48:33Speaker 1: where they're going and who they're with and are they
- 48:35Speaker 1: really doing the things that they say they're doing. And
- 48:38Speaker 1: you could do that without being super obvious, but it's
- 48:41Speaker 1: a way to test to make sure that they are
- 48:44Speaker 1: earning and keeping your trust. Like if they tell you're going,
- 48:46Speaker 1: they're gonna be a particular place, like maybe one of
- 48:49Speaker 1: these days follow up, ye just kind of just kind
- 48:51Speaker 1: of roll down there without even them knowing that you
- 48:53Speaker 1: went down there, but just to see if they're actually there,
- 48:55Speaker 1: like oh, we went to the mall, but just make
- 48:58Speaker 1: you to see if they're at the mall, yeah that costume,
- 49:02Speaker 1: or even call them, hey, uh, I was out and
- 49:04Speaker 1: you I just popped by. Hey, I wanted to give
- 49:06Speaker 1: you a couple of bucks for something. I'll just figure
- 49:09Speaker 1: I'm right outside the Macy's. Once you pop on out,
- 49:13Speaker 1: give me a half hour, you know, so there's different things.
- 49:17Speaker 1: But the other the other part I will say, before
- 49:19Speaker 1: you give whatever you have your medas on the on
- 49:21Speaker 1: the subject, also be aware that you may learn things
- 49:26Speaker 1: and find out things that you didn't want to know.
- 49:29Speaker 1: So you're you're not super concerned about it, but it's
- 49:33Speaker 1: something that you didn't want to see or you didn't want.
- 49:35Speaker 15: To know, right because it is it is Uh, it
- 49:40Speaker 15: is an invasion of privacy for sure, but I think
- 49:43Speaker 15: it's also part of your job as a parent to
- 49:46Speaker 15: make sure that you know what's going on.
- 49:47Speaker 1: GAB is the company that uh, that's my son's mommy
- 49:52Speaker 1: daddy phone is why I call it, and so they
- 49:54Speaker 1: can't add context. There's no web browser. There are apps,
- 49:58Speaker 1: but it's apps that I would have to then put
- 50:01Speaker 1: on his phone from my phone. Oh so he's got
- 50:03Speaker 1: like the ESPN app, He's got stuff like that so
- 50:05Speaker 1: we can see hockey scores and things that he's interested in.
- 50:08Speaker 1: But there's no social media apps, there's no web browser,
- 50:12Speaker 1: nothing like that. He's on lockdown and long that was
- 50:16Speaker 1: since what April we were on the Disney cruise.
- 50:18Speaker 12: How much longer is he going to have this phone.
- 50:20Speaker 5: We'll see.
- 50:21Speaker 1: I don't know, we'll see because here's the thing. We've
- 50:24Speaker 1: been burned a handful of times, and so now we're
- 50:27Speaker 1: here and it's not gonna be one of those things
- 50:28Speaker 1: where after like a week of gone, oh, I got
- 50:30Speaker 1: You're been fine for the week, I said, man, you're
- 50:32Speaker 1: gonna have to earn your way out of this.
- 50:34Speaker 6: And is I mean, I'm sure kid would be like,
- 50:36Speaker 6: uh no, but is there any part of him that's, like,
- 50:39Speaker 6: you know what, I feel better not having all this
- 50:41Speaker 6: crap on my phone?
- 50:42Speaker 1: He says he doesn't really care.
- 50:43Speaker 5: Okay, that's awesome actually, but.
- 50:45Speaker 1: He doesn't say in a way like I don't care,
- 50:47Speaker 1: doesn't say it like in a defiant way.
- 50:48Speaker 5: It doesn't change his life, and honestly.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Probably for the best, because social media is nothing but poison,
- 50:55Speaker 1: right exactly. That's why I have kids.
- 50:57Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 50:58Speaker 7: I do have a story where I did about my
- 51:00Speaker 7: location once and my mom never ever checked in on me.
- 51:04Speaker 7: But I told her that I was staying at my
- 51:06Speaker 7: buddy's house, but I was actually going on a trip
- 51:09Speaker 7: with my girlfriend at the time, two and a half
- 51:11Speaker 7: hours away to go stay at her sister's house. She
- 51:14Speaker 7: showed up to my friend's house just to check on me,
- 51:17Speaker 7: and dude, she's like, you get back right now. And
- 51:20Speaker 7: we just got to the sister's house two and a
- 51:23Speaker 7: half hours.
- 51:23Speaker 1: Away and I had to come. That had to be
- 51:25Speaker 1: the longest ride home. Oh, dude, knowing on the other
- 51:29Speaker 1: end was death. It was the worst. Yeah. Now, the
- 51:32Speaker 1: gab phone is also where you know if there there
- 51:36Speaker 1: have been times like where I texted him like I
- 51:38Speaker 1: don't give an is ish, like you call me right now, right,
- 51:43Speaker 1: and it shows up if oh there's a there's a
- 51:46Speaker 1: questionable text that was sent to you, So it won't
- 51:48Speaker 1: show me all of his text messages. Yeah, there's like
- 51:52Speaker 1: certain things like language or if there's like maybe some
- 51:54Speaker 1: kind of violent thing or some kind of sexual thing,
- 51:57Speaker 1: it will let me know.
- 51:58Speaker 6: Can you put in the keywords you want to have
- 51:59Speaker 6: note of that?
- 52:01Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's just kind of
- 52:02Speaker 1: screen standard. Yeah, there are some apps that you can
- 52:05Speaker 1: get that you can see everything. You could see every
- 52:09Speaker 1: web search, you can see every action, you can see
- 52:11Speaker 1: every text in out, every photo that's taken, every video,
- 52:16Speaker 1: every and that that one's called. And we don't have
- 52:18Speaker 1: this one. We did at one point but then I said,
- 52:21Speaker 1: you know what, Mommy Daddy phone's better. It's called m
- 52:25Speaker 1: spy like Mary M spy and you can look that up.
- 52:32Speaker 1: You can just go online m spy and but that
- 52:34Speaker 1: that will does the person using that know that it's
- 52:37Speaker 1: one of those phones? No, it's any phone. I could
- 52:40Speaker 1: put spots on your phone grid, but probably without you knowing.
- 52:44Speaker 5: Yeah, my settings.
- 52:50Speaker 1: But I'm saying people people use it to spy on
- 52:53Speaker 1: their spouse. The spouse is up to if they're cheating,
- 52:57Speaker 1: you know, different things.
- 53:00Speaker 12: I mean.
- 53:02Speaker 1: Exactly what I looked in, Like I said, I know
- 53:03Speaker 1: about it because I looked into because we're trying to
- 53:05Speaker 1: figure out, like how do we keep an eye on
- 53:07Speaker 1: this stuff? And then I figure like, you know what,
- 53:08Speaker 1: this is too much. The the Mommy Daddy phone was
- 53:11Speaker 1: a much better way to go. It's really a thing.
- 53:13Speaker 1: The gab phone is really more for it's forge like
- 53:16Speaker 1: kids first cell phone. Your kids have activities. You're looking
- 53:20Speaker 1: to coordinate where the pickup or whatever it is, or
- 53:22Speaker 1: if they need to get a hold of you, they
- 53:23Speaker 1: can get a hold of you or you set like
- 53:25Speaker 1: whatever context they're able to text or call. Ye, you
- 53:30Speaker 1: could do that.
- 53:31Speaker 5: Starter phone exactly.
- 53:33Speaker 1: It's an it's an android yook, but it's called GAB
- 53:38Speaker 1: G A B B Yeah, if you, if you, if
- 53:42Speaker 1: you want to check it out.
- 53:44Speaker 13: So, Gina, I have a funny little thing real quick.
- 53:46Speaker 13: Oh yeah, you know how you love air tags?
- 53:47Speaker 5: Oh A big fan.
- 53:48Speaker 12: Well I found out.
- 53:49Speaker 13: They work because I have one in my suitcase and
- 53:51Speaker 13: my friend picked up my suitcase last night for me,
- 53:53Speaker 13: and then she called me like an hour later, like
- 53:55Speaker 13: freaking out.
- 53:56Speaker 12: She's like, do you have an air tag?
- 53:57Speaker 13: Like this thing's going off in my car and this
- 53:59Speaker 13: is my phones, Like these alerts are going off saying
- 54:01Speaker 13: someone's following and I didn't know that it did that.
- 54:04Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, because I remember when they first came out,
- 54:08Speaker 1: people were taking the air tags and like putting them
- 54:10Speaker 1: under people's cars at him and so like a creeper
- 54:13Speaker 1: would like, you know, or people that wanted to steal
- 54:15Speaker 1: your car, they would just put an air tag somewhere
- 54:17Speaker 1: on your car. They wouldn't steal it right there, they'd
- 54:20Speaker 1: wait for you to drive it home and then in
- 54:22Speaker 1: the middle of the night going then take it. So
- 54:24Speaker 1: now the phone will alert you. So now it alerts you.
- 54:26Speaker 12: It's actually really good.
- 54:27Speaker 1: It alerts you if you have an air tag they're
- 54:30Speaker 1: near you that is not part of registered you know, in.
- 54:33Speaker 12: Your time and it maybe the alarm go off too.
- 54:36Speaker 7: Yeah, and then does that with the air pods too,
- 54:39Speaker 7: Like you have some air pods inner you that are
- 54:41Speaker 7: not yours.
- 54:42Speaker 1: Let you know. Eight seven four would back and we
- 54:49Speaker 1: begin another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
- 54:54Speaker 1: correct world. That's great gory. Hey, we got minute is you,
- 55:00Speaker 1: we got sea bass, there's Sammy Morgan is here morning.
- 55:04Speaker 1: We got the phones open at eight seven seven forty
- 55:07Speaker 1: four Wooding, you can hit us up with the text
- 55:09Speaker 1: over to two two nine eight seven. We were talking
- 55:11Speaker 1: about the text that we got where the guy he's
- 55:15Speaker 1: got a sixteen year old daughter just looking for some
- 55:19Speaker 1: ideas and maybe how he can check up on the
- 55:21Speaker 1: texts that are coming in from her boyfriend.
- 55:24Speaker 5: Got to see that, Yeah.
- 55:27Speaker 12: I wants to see it.
- 55:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and like you just had to follow up on
- 55:31Speaker 1: your kids and stuff like that. I talked about the
- 55:32Speaker 1: mommy daddy phone that my son's got, the gab phone
- 55:35Speaker 1: or the that the app that you can do m spy. Yeah,
- 55:41Speaker 1: this text came in and said, man, when I was
- 55:44Speaker 1: a when I was a kid. I lied about my
- 55:47Speaker 1: location once and my dad found me and ripped me
- 55:50Speaker 1: and my friend out of the mall in front of everyone.
- 55:55Speaker 12: To go to the mall.
- 55:56Speaker 1: Yeah you weren't you weren't you weren't telling your parents
- 56:00Speaker 1: were the eight o five text? No, but yeah, I
- 56:02Speaker 1: don't know where you said you were going. But I
- 56:04Speaker 1: mean we say, oh, yeah, we're going over to Joe's house, okay, yeah, ni,
- 56:09Speaker 1: And then we took off into New York City.
- 56:11Speaker 5: Oh that's different.
- 56:13Speaker 1: Yeah, we jumped on a train. That's fun, went into
- 56:16Speaker 1: New York and yeah, there were no cell phones or no,
- 56:18Speaker 1: there nothing, you know, so you were in the wind.
- 56:21Speaker 1: Oh I'd be so scared you were, oh yeah, and then.
- 56:23Speaker 5: Looking for you.
- 56:24Speaker 1: Yeah, just hoping that your parents didn't like call over
- 56:26Speaker 1: and Joe's mom would answer the phone like, they're not here,
- 56:29Speaker 1: they're at your house. Yeah yeah, yeah, I was totally
- 56:32Speaker 1: gonna be over there. Oh oh damn no. Uh. This
- 56:37Speaker 1: chicken Arizona got drunk, stole someone's truck, drove it the
- 56:41Speaker 1: wrong way across the media of the highway. The cops,
- 56:43Speaker 1: they were called, but by the time they caught up,
- 56:45Speaker 1: she'd already gone one hundred miles an hour in this truck,
- 56:48Speaker 1: driving all over the place into a guard rail, flipped it,
- 56:51Speaker 1: rolled it, crashed into a tree. Now here's the thing.
- 56:55Speaker 1: She's only thirteen. Oh nice, just like I bet you.
- 57:00Speaker 1: She's got a mommy daddy phone. Oh yeah, and she
- 57:03Speaker 1: had an eleven year old riding shotgun. Yeah. They're both okay,
- 57:08Speaker 1: just minor injuries. Oh dude.
- 57:10Speaker 7: That dude reminds me of one of our favorite clips,
- 57:13Speaker 7: the guy I'm just doing a hood rat things with
- 57:15Speaker 7: my friends or Justitarrian Milton.
- 57:17Speaker 1: Yes, I'm doing.
- 57:21Speaker 9: For him, you do, Yeah, and I get it pops
- 57:23Speaker 9: up like once a week. Yeah, because there's always some story.
- 57:25Speaker 9: Hey remember Alitarian Milton.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Yeah that was Militarian. I'm sure he's grandma and stole
- 57:33Speaker 1: a car.
- 57:34Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, shocking a guy a kid with parents in
- 57:36Speaker 9: his life is a wild mania to.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Two one five. My man, Menace got done dirty. What
- 57:43Speaker 1: he'd be saying dog food and you could tell would
- 57:46Speaker 1: he'd be wanting to make him suffer more so he
- 57:48Speaker 1: didn't give it to him. Now this is about off
- 57:54Speaker 1: the airs. Yeah, yeah, there's a little I think we
- 57:56Speaker 1: did him dirty. You you believe so, basically, yes, if
- 58:00Speaker 1: you are if you are on a here, Okay, so
- 58:03Speaker 1: let me fill everybody in them. Set it out. So
- 58:04Speaker 1: we did the glory Whole Challenge fall theme. The videos
- 58:07Speaker 1: up on our Instagram, it's on our YouTube paid YouTube
- 58:10Speaker 1: dot com slash what a Show. And the last item
- 58:13Speaker 1: was a can of dog It was like a Turkey feast,
- 58:15Speaker 1: Turkey feast with extra dog food. And so you know
- 58:21Speaker 1: the Gloryhole challenge, you can only use your face your
- 58:23Speaker 1: mouth to determine what the items are. Now, my side
- 58:27Speaker 1: of this is menace was running through different things. He
- 58:30Speaker 1: said dog food, but he can say that's dog food.
- 58:33Speaker 1: My answer is dog food. They even asked, is that
- 58:35Speaker 1: your final answer? Past that on other game shows. But
- 58:38Speaker 1: the way that the Gloryhole Challenge has always played out,
- 58:42Speaker 1: if you yell it out, I mean you can. So
- 58:44Speaker 1: you just start yelling a bunch of random things.
- 58:45Speaker 14: But that's if he started doing if he started saying
- 58:48Speaker 14: horse feather, you know we would stop him. But that's
- 58:53Speaker 14: so what is your so obviously, so what is your answer?
- 58:57Speaker 1: But he did say dog food multiple times? Was the
- 58:59Speaker 1: first thing I said, dog food? It smells like dog
- 59:02Speaker 1: food smells it smells like dog food. Is not that's
- 59:05Speaker 1: not this is my answer is dog food?
- 59:07Speaker 9: Right, But that's again go back to any time the
- 59:09Speaker 9: other other time the game's been played.
- 59:10Speaker 1: But I always ask for clarification. Is your answer it?
- 59:14Speaker 1: Because okay, we were talking about this recently, who wants
- 59:18Speaker 1: to be a millionaire? There's a guy who got busted cheating, right,
- 59:21Speaker 1: and there are four answers, you know, possible on who
- 59:24Speaker 1: wants to be a millionaire? And his best friend was
- 59:26Speaker 1: there and his wife was there in the audience. He
- 59:29Speaker 1: got busted cheating because they would cough when it was
- 59:33Speaker 1: the right answer, okay, or clear their throats, tried that
- 59:37Speaker 1: and they want a million dollars and then and then
- 59:39Speaker 1: they ended up, you know, following a lawsuit against him,
- 59:42Speaker 1: the whole thing. So he doesn't have the million dogs anyway.
- 59:44Speaker 1: So it would be like, what is red white? And
- 59:48Speaker 1: what are the official colors of the United States of America?
- 59:52Speaker 1: And it would be, uh, well, I don't think it's black.
- 59:57Speaker 1: Uh it could be blue? And you hear and is
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: that with the answer. Now, let's say that he didn't
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: say blue. Second, it was like, but it could be green,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: maybe is yellow? So he would say all four, waiting
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: to see which one they coughed after, like, so just
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: because he said the word, it doesn't mean like.
- 1:00:19Speaker 9: And you're bringing up a lot of shows that there's
- 1:00:20Speaker 9: a lot of games that.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: That aren't this one. But I again, I always, I
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: always say, what is your answer? What is the answer
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: is that you can't just what's the difference that you
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: can start throwing a thousand things out there.
- 1:00:32Speaker 7: I'm not the one but the internet and they're calling
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: it food gate.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: Dog food gate. The last thing I care about is
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: another one hundred dollars. I will give you the other.
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: Agree.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: No, I know you're not. I know you're not. I
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: know you're not. I know you're not. I'm not saying
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: that you are. I'm saying if everybody else agrees that
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: he got screwed over, I will send them the other
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: one hundred dollars. I'm not looking to screw the guy.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: It just I believe if you're in a game show
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: and you start throwing random man, you're like, but what
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: he dog? That's not what? Oh yeah, you're just saying something.
- 1:01:04Speaker 10: That he wasn't doing, and also kept saying it smells
- 1:01:07Speaker 10: like dogs for the pumpkin.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: He put the pumpkin through the glory hole, and he's saying,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: I think it's some sort of vegetable. I hate vegetables.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: Is it, like, I don't know, zucchini, pumpkin, Yes, it's pumpkin.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: Always been right.
- 1:01:21Speaker 10: When you say what it is, we all say, yeah,
- 1:01:23Speaker 10: that's what it is, okay.
- 1:01:25Speaker 9: Or we'll even give him clues. We'll say, oh, you're
- 1:01:27Speaker 9: getting warmer, it's more vegetable.
- 1:01:29Speaker 17: But I have to say, like I think going forward,
- 1:01:35Speaker 17: we need to we can we agree that you can't
- 1:01:38Speaker 17: throw it out and like, once you like that's the
- 1:01:40Speaker 17: trigger word, and once you say it, that's it again.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: I think you have to come up with it.
- 1:01:44Speaker 9: You have to come up with a guests that's closer
- 1:01:46Speaker 9: to the way it's been played number one and number two.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: He's not. He wasn't throwing out a thousand things. You
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: have to come up with a guests well.
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: And also when he said what it smells like and
- 1:01:53Speaker 6: nobody confirmed it, he just kept going right, maybe it's
- 1:01:56Speaker 6: a wet bone.
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I also said.
- 1:01:59Speaker 9: He said, you know a little bit, because we because
- 1:02:01Speaker 9: we barrel past the right answer.
- 1:02:03Speaker 10: Like if you put through a stapler and I said, oh,
- 1:02:06Speaker 10: it's metal, it's it's I think it's an office supply
- 1:02:10Speaker 10: scissors or a stapler.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: Yes, I don't, it's not. This is not about the
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: money for me. I don't care.
- 1:02:17Speaker 9: Being right, that's what we just like arguing on.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: Revising history exactly. I mean people can review it on
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: our Instagram back to the tape.
- 1:02:29Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's more beneficial at the Woody Show.
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: They probably follow us and you'll like and comments.
- 1:02:36Speaker 12: Right, yeah, comment if you think he should have gone.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: If you really like the video, share it with your friend.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Can you do that, Manu? Yeah, just click that little
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: arrow button. The bigger question is I sent you another
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: hundred bucks. I don't need it. It's out of principle
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: of you guys are saying that's what it is now
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: again the money, fine, that's fine. I will accept that.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: I'm saying in the future, I think when we do
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: something where you have to you can't just you can't
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: just spit it out. You got to give me, give me.
- 1:03:06Speaker 10: Your official guests recently played the weakest link, and the
- 1:03:09Speaker 10: rule has always been you have to get eight correct
- 1:03:12Speaker 10: and then when you guys didn't win, you said, maybe
- 1:03:13Speaker 10: it shouldn't.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: Be eight, it should be six. No, it's eight.
- 1:03:16Speaker 10: And with the Glory Whole Challenge, it's always when you
- 1:03:19Speaker 10: get it, you don't make them suffer more when they
- 1:03:22Speaker 10: guess it.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: You say, yes, that's what it is. That's always been
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: that way, Yes, agreed, in the history of the Glory
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Whole Challenge. Well, then if that's that's I like the
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: game less. Now, if that's how I just gave him
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: a hundred bucks, I told you, and that's how that's
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: everybody feels that way, that's fine. I can, I can,
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: I mean movie you could do a final yes, I
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: mean it's our first time doing it. We're still working.
- 1:03:52Speaker 10: The question for the question is when you knew it
- 1:03:54Speaker 10: was wet, you thought it was dog food. And then
- 1:03:56Speaker 10: when he said what's your final answer? You said dog bone.
- 1:04:00Speaker 12: No, he's a chili.
- 1:04:01Speaker 9: Ye it wasn't dog because we we blew right past that.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: We didn't say, are you sure, what's your final answer?
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: That's okay. From this point on, we could do a
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: final answer situation. If he doesn't, That's what I'm asking, Yes,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: from here on out. If if the thing is to
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: guess what item it is, so all right, final answer
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: because we want you to we want you just to
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: talk it out because it is radio right. What's your
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: thought process? Blah blah blah blah blah. Give a shoot,
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: you could throw a done a ton of things out
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: there as you're working through it. Fine, you're working through it.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: What is your final guests?
- 1:04:33Speaker 9: Great point from the two await the previous two rounds
- 1:04:36Speaker 9: that had just happened. He didn't have to give a
- 1:04:37Speaker 9: final guest. When he got to the right thing. We
- 1:04:39Speaker 9: gave it to him.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: I gave him two hundred bucks on that one already.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: I just gave him the third hundred dollars. I'm talking
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: about going forward. I'm not arguing the past. Now, we're
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: talking about from this point forward. How are we going
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: to work it was in the past from here on out?
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Yeah da, thank you? A final answer? Great?
- 1:04:55Speaker 9: I don't think it needs to be. I think the
- 1:04:56Speaker 9: first two rounds of that game we did it properly.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: Now, I mean, just make it easy. The conversations were
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: gone sea bass. Do we do it that way or
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: do we actually get a final answer. That's where the conversations.
- 1:05:08Speaker 6: You're the one guessing, and you guess it right. When
- 1:05:11Speaker 6: do you know to give your final ans?
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: Exactly?
- 1:05:14Speaker 12: I just asked yourself.
- 1:05:15Speaker 10: I guess like, no, well, I guess you guys say
- 1:05:18Speaker 10: that's a good point, you know, because if you put
- 1:05:20Speaker 10: it the final and you're guessing lobster, but.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: It nobody says any I can't even write my brain
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: around it anymore.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: I think somebody else has to jump in and say, Okay, we.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Have plenty of time to figure out between now and
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: the next one. Get it right.
- 1:05:34Speaker 9: Because as we had it figured out and now someone
- 1:05:37Speaker 9: wants to rewrite.
- 1:05:38Speaker 12: The rule, I'm afraid we're overthinking this.
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: Agree that doesn't happen here eight.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: Send us a text over to two to nine eight
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: seven more what he shows next? Hang on, I go
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: to go close out of the zoom app and what
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: do I see? I see my boss, it's still on camera,
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: laying on the ground, this nose out and there was
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: a stranger she was rubbing peanut butter on them. The
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: wood show. It was just a yak.
- 1:06:11Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is going on? Where's
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: the bubble? Because there was a bunch of people the
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: things that were not happening, clothes and uh oh yam kapoor.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Now I feel bad because for the long time I
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: was an honorary Jew. Being one of the only couple
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: of kids growing up in my neighbor that that wasn't Jewish,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: went to several bar mitzvahs tons Passover I went to.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: There was a ton of that Rosa Shannas. Like, you know,
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly what that's about. What is it.
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: That that's the day of atonement?
- 1:06:43Speaker 6: You don't eat, you fast, you pray, you ask God
- 1:06:47Speaker 6: for forgiveness, and you did this apologize to people.
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: I didn't want to do it now a good Jew.
- 1:06:54Speaker 7: It was a tradition from India. Yeah, because I thought
- 1:06:59Speaker 7: it was like Kelly Kapor I saw it in like
- 1:07:04Speaker 7: the movie road Trip or like Harold and Kumar go
- 1:07:07Speaker 7: to White Castle.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: Are you thinking of Russish?
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: Well, I don't know, it's probably they would celebrate.
- 1:07:14Speaker 7: I always thought it was in the introduced So tone men,
- 1:07:17Speaker 7: what are you atoning for?
- 1:07:19Speaker 6: All kinds of things? Yeah, I mean it just depends
- 1:07:21Speaker 6: you look back on your year.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Like, can you like for people like on the show? Yeah,
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: like Morgan, Yeah, what would you like? Well, what would
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: you have to tone for?
- 1:07:35Speaker 5: Then?
- 1:07:36Speaker 6: I then I actually have to atone for that because
- 1:07:38Speaker 6: I didn't. My list isn't very long.
- 1:07:39Speaker 12: Okay.
- 1:07:41Speaker 6: I I am profoundly sorry that I come into your
- 1:07:44Speaker 6: studio and take all your clean xboxes.
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: I really am.
- 1:07:48Speaker 6: It's it's just so convenient, and I don't know where
- 1:07:50Speaker 6: you get them, and frankly, I don't want to know
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: because I don't want.
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: To go get them.
- 1:07:53Speaker 12: I steal them from downstairs. That's okay, it's too easy.
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: I'm too lazy.
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: I'm going to continue to do it, I know myself.
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: So thank you in advance for your generosity and your understanding.
- 1:08:03Speaker 12: Given is what I'm supposed to.
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: Say, Well, I appreciated in this case here you no,
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: you tell me I might not be forgiven.
- 1:08:10Speaker 12: Oh no, no, you're forgiven your nose.
- 1:08:12Speaker 13: She didn't buy them, yeah, you struggle with and yeah,
- 1:08:15Speaker 13: that's a good point.
- 1:08:17Speaker 12: I take them from the supply clouse.
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: I don't think she got it that way.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't buy the tissues.
- 1:08:23Speaker 5: No, but she had to go get them, and I
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: take them home for me.
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: I think I'm picking up on what this is like.
- 1:08:28Speaker 7: You're saying sorry, but I don't know what a tone means.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Cool. Yeah, there was a let's start with the basics.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: There was a co worker at one point who was
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: really upset because they figured out that the box of
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: tissues that they had on their desk was taken by
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: another co worker who now had them at their desks,
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: and it went to the manager. The person complained HR
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: for stealing. Now it was the same situation where it's
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: like these are provided by the company, they're in the
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: supply closet. It's communal, Like you didn't bring in like
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: your special puffs plus with lotion tissues, and this person
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: swiped it from your desk and took it. They're probably
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: walking by your desk, had to sneeze or and just
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: kind of grabbed it. But I mean, okay, super nice, no,
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: but like it's.
- 1:09:25Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, anyway.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: You know what.
- 1:09:29Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel I feel like we're closer or not good.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: Who requires a tone?
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: Well, woody, oh god, I have a lengthy list for you.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: I'm sure you do.
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: Okay, I'll accept it.
- 1:09:40Speaker 6: All okay, Well, first of all, I am sorry for
- 1:09:42Speaker 6: recognizing your birthday last year when you explicitly told us
- 1:09:45Speaker 6: not to.
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: I absolutely didn't believe it.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: I did chalk that up to being new Yeah, okay, yes,
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: that's not a big difference this year period. I really
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: don't happen I really.
- 1:09:54Speaker 5: Was one of those people that's like, he doesn't really
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: mean that.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: No, I know you know better.
- 1:09:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry. I hope you don't remember these because
- 1:10:03Speaker 6: they're pretty embarrassing for me. But I'm sorry for when
- 1:10:07Speaker 6: I first started here and I said something funny during
- 1:10:10Speaker 6: a commercial and then you told me to say it
- 1:10:12Speaker 6: on the air, and then the mics went on and
- 1:10:14Speaker 6: you pointed at me, and I had no idea what
- 1:10:17Speaker 6: you were pointing out or why.
- 1:10:19Speaker 5: Totally forgot I started. I had a panic attack.
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: You pointed me because you wanted me to say something,
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: and then I'm looking at Greg, I'm looking around, I
- 1:10:29Speaker 6: am freaking out.
- 1:10:30Speaker 5: And I didn't let that go for several months.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: Say the fact that I still remember that's pretty impressive.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: It was traumatic, so therefore forgiven.
- 1:10:37Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that it's the fact that I's eaten
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: up this song, that's kind of cool. I like that.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: It was the worst.
- 1:10:43Speaker 6: I'm sorry for the time recently I accidentally turned my
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: mic on uh to say something and it went on
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: over commercial. Oh yeah, I'm sorry when I gave an
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: old news story about the Powerball lottery when.
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: I was supposed to give the new news story that
- 1:10:59Speaker 5: was pre recent.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she didn't look up the current jackpipe. Yeah,
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: she looked at it like a couple of days earlier.
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: I'm sorry, and I'm sorry for all the I will
- 1:11:11Speaker 6: one hundred percent make in the future. They will be
- 1:11:14Speaker 6: plentiful and bountiful and irritating, and I apologize in advance.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: The only one that really has to do with me
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: is the birthday one. All the other ones that's just
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: job stuff.
- 1:11:22Speaker 5: Yeah, I still feel pretty bad.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: Is that?
- 1:11:25Speaker 9: Is that just being sorry? Or is there actually a toning?
- 1:11:27Speaker 9: Because it a toning like.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: I'm going to look up a toning me look it up.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: There will be words there, but the question is will
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: you understand them?
- 1:11:40Speaker 9: So the audio is to actually make amends of reparation,
- 1:11:43Speaker 9: not a preparation step beyond sorry.
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: It is but to make a reparation to Woody about birthdays,
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: I will just have to ignore his.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: Birthday, correct and forgiven right?
- 1:11:52Speaker 5: Thank you?
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: Perfect? What about oh Sea Bass?
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: I truly am incredibly sorry for this. I am so
- 1:12:02Speaker 6: sorry forever supporting the idea of going to therapy. Truly,
- 1:12:06Speaker 6: had I not gone all those years, I'd likely be
- 1:12:08Speaker 6: a much more interesting person, be able to bring stories
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: to the show about having extreme paranoia, probably a pill addiction,
- 1:12:15Speaker 6: chronic panic attacks, a string of abusive relationships.
- 1:12:19Speaker 4: No.
- 1:12:21Speaker 6: I realized that would be much more interesting on radio,
- 1:12:24Speaker 6: since my personality would be wildly unpredictable and every day
- 1:12:28Speaker 6: it would be a new fun surprise for my coworkers,
- 1:12:31Speaker 6: my loved ones.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: But I chose passive aggressive.
- 1:12:34Speaker 5: Yes, a thousand times. I chose to get healthy. I
- 1:12:39Speaker 5: live with that regret.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: Yeah, you're bad.
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: That's sorry. Now that's the atonement.
- 1:12:42Speaker 6: I will continue not going to therapys.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: So do you still go on a regular basis? Now? Okay?
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: How long since your last appointment?
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: Maybe two years?
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: Two years? Okay, so we're kind of getting the.
- 1:12:59Speaker 6: I'm currently a tone ok Yeah, okay, I am sorry
- 1:13:03Speaker 6: total Yeah, I stay at toning.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: What about menace mens?
- 1:13:06Speaker 6: First of all, I'm sorry for getting you a really
- 1:13:09Speaker 6: cool pool chair from BUCkies last year for your birthday.
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: Because now I'm out of ideas. I don't know what
- 1:13:13Speaker 6: to do with your birthday, So I apologize in advance
- 1:13:15Speaker 6: for your probably very lackluster birthday.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: You shall make a list of menas.
- 1:13:18Speaker 6: Yeah, Sea, Bess, I've already I've already gotten started on
- 1:13:23Speaker 6: that list. I'm also sorry for the times that I
- 1:13:27Speaker 6: jump in to finish your sentence when you start a
- 1:13:29Speaker 6: thought but then like stop it abruptly in the middle,
- 1:13:32Speaker 6: and I don't know if you're going to finish it,
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: and so I try to finish it and I don't
- 1:13:37Speaker 6: think you like that, and I get very antsy. So
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: I'm very sorry because heinz Ketchup tells us that good
- 1:13:43Speaker 6: things come to those who wait, and I'm not waiting,
- 1:13:45Speaker 6: and I will continue.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: To talking about sometimes because like we all know MENACE's rhythm,
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Like sometimes he's in the middle and you don't realize
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: that that's the end. Yeah, Like he's already said, you go,
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: is there another part of that? And he goes no, oh, okay,
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: Or there's other times where you go, okay, well that
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: must be the end, because the way I get caught
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: up we learned from the last one, and really it's
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: just that whole kind of spinning wheel of death thing
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: that you get on the computer sometimes. And he really
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: had more to say after that, and that's where you.
- 1:14:13Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well no, my thing is like a lot
- 1:14:15Speaker 7: of us in the room, we've known each other for
- 1:14:17Speaker 7: a lot of time, I've just like a lot of times,
- 1:14:20Speaker 7: I'll just bring up something just to lob it up
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: to somebody else because I know you definitely do that.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: I know what their response is going to be.
- 1:14:26Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Greg. I'm sorry because I know how much
- 1:14:31Speaker 6: it hurts you. I'm sorry for being so messy and
- 1:14:32Speaker 6: sitting this close to you. I know that it gives
- 1:14:35Speaker 6: you a daily aneurysm. It's unnecessary. I should do better.
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: I say, I'm gonna try, and then like this happens
- 1:14:42Speaker 6: and it's a mess. I'm sorry for the times I
- 1:14:46Speaker 6: leave the studio without pushing in my chair.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: I know it's that drives crazy. And she's not the
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: only one. There are a number of people who work here,
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: who used to work here whatever, And this has been
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: an ongoing thing for as long as we work together.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: So my point is not just you, but you are
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: an offender. It gets up the chairs in the middle
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: of the room, just walks away and just walks away
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: like at the end of the day, like I'm coming
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: right back. Don't worry. I'll push in your chair as
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: you're walking. Yep.
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: So I tried to get Dory.
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: I got it.
- 1:15:19Speaker 6: And because he says that I know to be different,
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: So thank you for that.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: And also I'm I'm sorry for.
- 1:15:26Speaker 6: When you drove with me and I was weaving in
- 1:15:28Speaker 6: and out of traffic and giving your heart.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Sorry for that.
- 1:15:30Speaker 5: I just really like to get to where I'm going.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: It was fun, Okay, I was impressed.
- 1:15:34Speaker 5: Okay, thank you.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Nothing about the noises that we know that's coming.
- 1:15:38Speaker 5: That's coming. This is to the room now.
- 1:15:40Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'm sorry that I make weird noises when
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: they throw the Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry that I sneeze
- 1:15:46Speaker 6: because the studio is dusty af And I'm sorry for
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: all the gross things I say that Usually Greg's the
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: only one that laughs at My words are vile and
- 1:15:54Speaker 6: they're well, they have no place in a work environment.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: Oh this wark environment, they do.
- 1:16:00Speaker 6: And finally, I'm sorry to the listener. I'm sorry for
- 1:16:03Speaker 6: my super annoying voice. I know some of you hate it.
- 1:16:05Speaker 6: I hate it too. There's nothing I can do about it.
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: I wish I had a more like lofty, soft and
- 1:16:10Speaker 6: feminine tone.
- 1:16:11Speaker 5: I don't. This is what we're all stuck with.
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: And I truly do apologize, and I apologize to the
- 1:16:15Speaker 6: listeners who think I'm too liberal, and to the ones
- 1:16:17Speaker 6: who think I'm too conservative, and I'm sorry to the
- 1:16:20Speaker 6: ones who complain I have too many opinions.
- 1:16:22Speaker 5: I swear that was in the job description being in radied.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: You should also apologize, because we get this from time
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: to time on the text. You should apologize for participating
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: in guests.
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: I do apologize for being part of the show, and you.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: Should quote shut up.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: So I hope I'm sufficiently atoned. I love you all.
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: I ask for your forgiveness. I'd like to be written
- 1:16:41Speaker 5: in the Book of life another year.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: Shall all right? There you go, and you feel better.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: I does to satisfy your young poor obligation. I like
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: to think, so okay, good and you don't say you
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: don't say a happy.
- 1:16:52Speaker 10: Having easy fast, becoming easy fast.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: It's what's up with? What's going? Fin celcal sports? Were
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: Jeff g Jeff Jesse, Hey, happy Friday? JEFFG. Hey, good morny.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: What are you showing?
- 1:17:07Speaker 16: Happy Friday. We'll get to the Dodgers in a quick second.
- 1:17:10Speaker 16: Let's go ahead and start with that crazy ending to
- 1:17:12Speaker 16: the Rams Niners game.
- 1:17:13Speaker 11: On the ground they have stopped in short, they're already
- 1:17:16Speaker 11: on the field, They're.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Already celebrating Stafford can only come to the sideliner goal.
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: I can't lose it.
- 1:17:21Speaker 16: Rams lost it in ot to the Niners. They had
- 1:17:24Speaker 16: a chance to end this game in regulation, but Williams
- 1:17:27Speaker 16: fumbled the ball on the one yard line and the
- 1:17:29Speaker 16: rest is history.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: Onto my Chargers.
- 1:17:31Speaker 16: They're gonna try to bounce back from a horrible loss
- 1:17:33Speaker 16: in New York last weekend. Hopefully the old line will
- 1:17:35Speaker 16: give Herbert more than one second to throw the ball,
- 1:17:37Speaker 16: and hopefully we end the rock More to Hampton as well,
- 1:17:40Speaker 16: Bolts and Commanders. Sunday at SOFI College Football, UCLA welcomes
- 1:17:45Speaker 16: Penn State to the Rose Bowl. That's gonna be an
- 1:17:47Speaker 16: ass whooping. You might want to stay home, UCLA fans.
- 1:17:50Speaker 16: Lakers have a preseason game tonight versus the Suns. Hockey
- 1:17:53Speaker 16: Kings and Ducks preseason tomorrow as well, and we're saving.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: The best for last.
- 1:17:57Speaker 16: Dodgers start their series with the Phillies tomorrow three thirty
- 1:18:01Speaker 16: eight pm from Philadelphia. Otani will make his postseason pitching debut.
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: Can't wait for that.
- 1:18:07Speaker 16: And as I mentioned yesterday, I really think the Dodgers
- 1:18:10Speaker 16: have found their closer in Roki Sasaki. Here is manager
- 1:18:14Speaker 16: Dave Roberts, talking about that.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: I trust him and he's gonna be pitching in leverage.
- 1:18:18Speaker 16: So that was you know, the more you pitch guys
- 1:18:20Speaker 16: and play guys, you learn more. So, like I said
- 1:18:23Speaker 16: about Yamamoto, I don't think the moment's gonna.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: Be too big for Rook.
- 1:18:26Speaker 16: And make no mistake, Woody Show the winner of this series.
- 1:18:28Speaker 16: We'll wrap the NL in the World Series. Let's go Dodgers,
- 1:18:31Speaker 16: Let's get it done. Other MLB playoffs tomorrow, Cubs and Brewers, Yankees,
- 1:18:36Speaker 16: Blue Jays and Mariners, Tigers, and I'm gonna end.
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: With this Woodie Show.
- 1:18:40Speaker 16: Every year we hear about the Padres. This is their year.
- 1:18:44Speaker 16: Manny Machado's trash talking Dodger fans. Well, once again they
- 1:18:47Speaker 16: underachieve and they're out in the wildcard.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: Round ourselves, San Diego.
- 1:18:51Speaker 16: I'm Jeff gal Sports all right, Jeff g.
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: Mano got something for Bort, and then I got something
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: for Gina. The thing for Bort. So John Cena is
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: gonna have his final match in Washington, d C. December thirteenth,
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: Capitol One Arena. It's a Saturday night's main event. Yeah,
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: And so the demand for these tickets has been out
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: of control. Insane front row seat package. How much is
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: that going for? You think John Cena's final match? Did
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: you see already?
- 1:19:33Speaker 3: No, but I've seen their ticket prices have to skyrocketing lately,
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: out of control. Front row front row seventy five thousand
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: dollars seventy five thousand.
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was crazy. When I read go.
- 1:19:46Speaker 7: Ahead, I was gonna say forty five hundred and six thousand,
- 1:19:50Speaker 7: But aftermarket.
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: Twenty five thousand, I thought that See I was.
- 1:19:56Speaker 3: I was going off of what I saw WrestleMania is
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: getting for next year, which is about one hundred thousand
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: dollars just for floor seats, not even in the front.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Here's a guy who's going He says, the rare chance
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: to see one of the greatest of all time wrestle
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: They're guaranteed last match. They haven't said, I guess who
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: is an opponent's gonna be?
- 1:20:12Speaker 7: But wow, change because Born and I we went to
- 1:20:15Speaker 7: WrestleMania and John Cena was there, and he was supposed
- 1:20:19Speaker 7: to be part of like a main match, and then
- 1:20:21Speaker 7: they just threw them on.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: In the beginning, he.
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: Was the opening match WrestleMania. He didn't even want to
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: wrestle that much. He's like, put me on first, I'm
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: done and out.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a nothing match. So my buddy
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: and his son, they always go to these WWE events
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: and they leave with a chair, right, so like their
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: ticket comes, whether you get to take home the chair
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: that you sit in. Yeah, it's like a branded I
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: don't even know what do those go for.
- 1:20:44Speaker 3: I got offers at WrestleMania because I got one of
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: those chairs that's in the production studio right now. I
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: got offers from anywhere from two to four hundred dollars.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: That's how much the ticket is. Uh no, that's how
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: much the chair was to resell. The ticket is like
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: if you bought those seats, right, Like, how much do
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: you pay to go to sea WWE where you get
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: to bring the seat home with you?
- 1:21:03Speaker 9: It's an add off like two fifty I think right,
- 1:21:05Speaker 9: it's whatever that bottom of that front row is.
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: Those first four rows are whatever that you pay for
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: that you get the chair with it. So it could
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: be anywhere from two to four hundred bucks.
- 1:21:15Speaker 7: But that's a special events. That's not like you know,
- 1:21:17Speaker 7: you're running the mill like show out.
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't get that at like Monday Night Raw
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: or Friday Nights backdown now.
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: Okay, Well for Gina, yeah, and for myself and other
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: fans of Peaky Blind.
- 1:21:29Speaker 5: Does, let's talk about it.
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: I love Peaky blind Does. Did you watch Pinky blind
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: Does yet on Netflix? Greg?
- 1:21:35Speaker 7: I did not, But the Pinky blind Does, Murphy the
- 1:21:40Speaker 7: Peaky fin blind Does.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: Love that show. Love that No fighting, no no fighting,
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: no fighting, Novan fighting. It seems like a show you
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: would pre hate because of the name, all right, totally? Yeah, Well,
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: I mean it was told to me the dude. You
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: like Suns of Anarchy, sopranos, all that's stuff, you got
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: to watch this. I go, okay, violence.
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: And you know what, it's called Peaky Blinders.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: I would have never I would never put that on
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: my on my watch list just based on the name.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: You're right.
- 1:22:09Speaker 7: I haven't seen one frame of it. Like, what is
- 1:22:11Speaker 7: it even about? It's like gangsters?
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: Gangsters, isn't it old timey? Yeah? But yeah, that kind
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: of like prohibition eric type. That's why I would not.
- 1:22:20Speaker 6: But I'll tell you what a peaky blinder is, and
- 1:22:21Speaker 6: this might help you. The peaky is the hat thosettle
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: hats they wear, but they used to put razors in them.
- 1:22:26Speaker 6: So they whip them at people and like slice their faces,
- 1:22:28Speaker 6: take their eye out.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Yeah, so they would blind they would use the thing
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: as is that. That's not like.
- 1:22:36Speaker 7: Nothing.
- 1:22:36Speaker 5: If the name sounds silly, it's just cool.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: It's just kind of like a little fun factor. Okay, yeah,
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah anyway, So Peaky Blinders. Netflix has announced
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: that there is a sequel series from the og writer
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: and creator Stephen Knight. Okay, and they've already gotten a
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: two season order.
- 1:22:51Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: And take place in nineteen fifty three, and, according to
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: the plotline, after being heavily bombed in World War Two,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: Birmingham is holding a better future out of concrete and steel.
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: The race to Owen, Birmingham's massive reconstruction project becomes a
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: brutal contest of mythical dimensions, city of unprecedented opportunity and
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: danger with the Shelby Shelby family right at It's blood
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: soaked heart, but no no casting details other than Cillia
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Murphy will not be part of it. I'm out He's
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: the greatest, except, like they say in an off offscreen
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: capacity as an executive producer the show. But no release
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: dead has been set. But come on, I'm still watching No, I.
- 1:23:35Speaker 6: Get it, but how but the fact that this teeny
- 1:23:37Speaker 6: tiny little guy with a very feminine and weird looking
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: face can end up being.
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: The most badass like hot character ever.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: Held be such a great character. But see they say
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: that now, but it's a two season order. Something tells
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: me like he's gonna end up making like like you
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: weren't quite sure about or call Saul if you know
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: they were going to have Brian Cranston water watch it,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: or how much they were going to bring some of
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: the other two goes in the other carriages. But I'm
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: sorry spoiler alert, guys. So I don't know if that
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: actually ended up coming coming to past or whatever. But something,
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: something tells me that it might end up being a thing.
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four, what about I'm psyched. I
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: can always use another show. Tulsa King is great. That's
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: the first episode of that. You'll like that. It's good, right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: I love them In the blinding thing, I don't think
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: the razor blades is real. But eight sevens huh the
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: razor blades thing, I don't think is real.
- 1:24:35Speaker 9: I'm looking it up now, but they talked about it
- 1:24:38Speaker 9: in the show, right, that's a still apocryphal, like razor
- 1:24:40Speaker 9: blades weren't around back when this gang was.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: Nobody said it was like historically accurate. We're just saying,
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: like the reason they called the that's also not real,
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: okay in the show, the reason that they were calling
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: themselves the Peggy Blinders, Like, I'm not talking about the
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: historical because, by the way, the Shelby's and that actually
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: might be worth pointing out that we didn't talk about
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: because there were there was a Tommy Shelby. There was
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: a real life you know that this this family did exist.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: But yeah, like so obviously there's some creative license when
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: it comes to.
- 1:25:09Speaker 5: They're allowed to do that.
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: It's just to fix the BBC slash Netflix, you know
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: version of he has to be right about something every
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: hour he has. Well, we can all give them things
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: if you watch you, if you watch the show, that's
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: the reason they give for why they call themselves the
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: p I get it.
- 1:25:25Speaker 12: We all had that.
- 1:25:27Speaker 10: Razor Blades were invented in nineteen oh one and started
- 1:25:29Speaker 10: commercial production in nineteen oh three.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: Picky Blinder's name came out in the eighteen nineties. Okay,
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, more more show right back, This all right,
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: So we are looking for a contestant here to play
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: today's dumb ass contest, and today's dumbmass contest is the
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: Q d U i Q. Go ahead and explain the
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: way to game works to everybody.
- 1:26:00Speaker 9: Please see bats I find someone who's very super drunk
- 1:26:04Speaker 9: and ask them just the very super easiest questions, so
- 1:26:06Speaker 9: that the game is then played not by answering the
- 1:26:08Speaker 9: questions the drunk personal they answering the questions, you're guessing
- 1:26:11Speaker 9: whether they get their answer correct or incorrect. And if
- 1:26:14Speaker 9: you guess correctly twice out of three times yourself, you win.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: All right, eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie isn't ever
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: you're calling into play. We'll say hi to Savannah. Good morning, Savannah, Hey,
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: good morning. All right, So do uiq's gotta get two
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: out of three Now before we get to the questions
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: and you try to figure out this drunk person knows anything,
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: Let's get to know the drunk person a little bit better.
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: We have this clip here that we're going to listen
- 1:26:37Speaker 1: to together and try to get a better idea just
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: how with it or not with it they are? And
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: who is this? This guy is pretty much obliterated as
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: you're about to hear.
- 1:26:47Speaker 9: He's a man who can't really do or say much
- 1:26:50Speaker 9: of anything by it himself.
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: But that doesn't matter.
- 1:26:52Speaker 9: I'm sure there's more times in your life where you've
- 1:26:54Speaker 9: been that and you've still done the all. Uh, you'll
- 1:26:56Speaker 9: pull one out of your butt. So don't say no
- 1:26:58Speaker 9: to everything yet. As you talk to Nicholas, what have
- 1:27:01Speaker 9: you been up to tonight?
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: Can hang out? You know the Fellas?
- 1:27:08Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: You know we're not out.
- 1:27:10Speaker 18: You know you're getting in, thriving damn sorry, thriving, striving
- 1:27:16Speaker 18: to what I mean?
- 1:27:18Speaker 12: I mean, good love.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: You're the absolutely Nicholas. Are you a single man?
- 1:27:24Speaker 5: Married?
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: You got a girlfriend? Yeah, it's like my girl. He
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: lives all right there. So Nicholas, you sound like a
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: lot of fun, am I right?
- 1:27:33Speaker 11: Oh yeah, wow voice that would be at the gathering.
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: The whippets all night. So I just put you down
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: for like a no. All the way around the world,
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: it's called brain chambers, yeah, brain well yeah, yeah, information
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: yeah all right, So Savannah, that is Nicholas. Now. I thought, yeah, right,
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: I thought this one might be kind of fun. Like
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: we can go around the room like myself, Menace, Greg
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: and Gina and we can all take a guess at
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: the answer, all right, this this time around, because we
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: always like to sit here and goof on Menace or
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: Sam for not knowing things. But there's a lot of
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: times I'll tell you what I don't know what it is.
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: But I'm always wondering, like I wonder if Greg really
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: knows this sort of Gina, because you know she's smart.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Laptops down, everybody, Yeah, laptire. Do you want to play? Yeah? Sure,
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: you got to close the screen. I have to ty. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: I'm watching Greg.
- 1:28:37Speaker 5: He's pretty shifty.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: All right. Question number one for the d U, I
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: Q to determine a d U. I what does measuring
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: your B A C stand for? Okay, and we'll have
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: we'll have Menace guests first, just because that is the tradition.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: But all right, so let's see. Uh, I know for Nicholas,
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: but I think Greg and Gina. I think I think
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: everybody but Menace will. I don't think Menace will get it,
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: but I think everybody else will get it.
- 1:29:08Speaker 6: I think you're right because I think there's one letter
- 1:29:09Speaker 6: he's gonna be stumped on.
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what do you Yeah, I'm agreeing with
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: all that yeah, do you think that the Nicholas is
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: gonna get it? I'm just assuming no for everybody, Savannah,
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: what do you think? Absolutely no, absolutely not. Question number
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: one for the d u i Q.
- 1:29:26Speaker 18: To determine a d UI, what does measuring your B
- 1:29:30Speaker 18: A C stand for?
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: Menace blood alcohol content? Does everybody have the same answer
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: what I wrote? Okay, so there you go blood alcohol content? Nice?
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: Now will will Nicholas know it? Savannah says no. If
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: that is correct, you will be on the board with her.
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: First point here on the d U i.
- 1:29:50Speaker 18: Q determine a DUI. What does measuring your B A
- 1:29:54Speaker 18: C stand.
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: For body mass? You say your blood alcohol content is
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: two point? Says one.
- 1:30:07Speaker 5: That answer? I love that shame.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: All right, well, it's good you got a point trying
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: to get here on the board. First point here on
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: the d U y Q.
- 1:30:15Speaker 18: Question number two Mike Tyson b whom on the ear
- 1:30:19Speaker 18: in a fight in nineteen ninety seven?
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: All right, everybody right there? Answer down there?
- 1:30:24Speaker 9: Okay, menace menaced went through a very sportsy phase in
- 1:30:27Speaker 9: his life.
- 1:30:28Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: I could see Metas knowing this one.
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: Okay, It's not about Mark McGuire or Bash brothers from
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: from the late eighties. JaMarcus rose his threat jam Marcus
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: Marcus shout out to Will Clark. Shout him out, Will Clark.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: He was a pitcher. Will Clark was a pitcher. Yeah, No,
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: he wasn't. He wasn't no first baseman. Oh that's a
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: very common name. Maybe there's a hold on maybe, but
- 1:30:53Speaker 1: he's thinking that because Will Clark played for the Giants. Yeah,
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: that would be the only the Bay Area, So that'd
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: be that would be the Will Clark that he knew.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: Will Clark was just on a video and he was
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: like ripping on the pitch clock and the basses being bigger,
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: and he was pretty funny, like he's he'd be a
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: fun interview. Yeah, he's just one of those guys who
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: you know, doesn't care it, doesn't care, but he's really
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: funny in his responses. Yeah, will the thrill? Will the thrill?
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: Will Clark not seeing they had a pitching a position player.
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: Yeah right, all right. I think I think Nicholas does
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: not get it. I think Menace does get it. I
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: say Greg doesn't get it, really, Gina does. What do
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: you think?
- 1:31:36Speaker 5: I thought everyone but Nicholas is gonna get it.
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: Everybody butt Nicholas. All right, I think Menace will not.
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: Menace will, Nicholas will not. I have a very specific
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: reason why I think Menace will get it. Oh really yeah, okay, yeah,
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: I don't advan that. What do you think I'm with,
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: Miss Gina. Everyone will get it, but Nicholas. But Nicholas.
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: All right? Question number two for the duy q, Mike
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: Tyson bit whom on the ear in a fight in
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: nineteen ninety seven? Have your answers written down? I wrote,
- 1:32:07Speaker 1: what would you say? Oh, Vanner, holy Field Vanderfield? Okay.
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: The only reason I know is because I saw it live.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because there were gummies, remember little gummy ears?
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: Really yeah, like Tyson released them, but there were weed gummies. Right,
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: but he can't say they're holy Fields? No, no, no,
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: But I thought like because of that, knowing the story,
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: I remember watching that live and watching them spit it out.
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: Yeah all right. Question number two. Now, if Nicholas does
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: not get this one, Savannah, you will be the winner
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: on this round of the d uy Q.
- 1:32:42Speaker 18: Mike Tyson bit whom on the ear in a fight
- 1:32:45Speaker 18: in nineteen ninety seven, So he.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: Bit the hollyfold Holyfield?
- 1:32:57Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:32:57Speaker 1: Them brain Chambers. You know Chambers.
- 1:33:04Speaker 5: Wow, you know what planning he's on.
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: Okay, you took him a minute, but he got it.
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: All right, Savana, You're still in the game because you
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: got the first one. Right. So this is the make
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: or break question number three. Here, somebody on the text
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: by saying, I think I'm proud that I did not
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: know what blood alcohol but what B A C was?
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: You're proud of that?
- 1:33:26Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:33:26Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not a big drinker. I know what
- 1:33:27Speaker 5: it stands for.
- 1:33:28Speaker 1: Dope. Jeez. See question number three for the d U
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: i Q.
- 1:33:34Speaker 18: Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what three letters?
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes, yes, for everybody but Nicholas. But Nicholas,
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes you that was a custom question
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: based on the person you were talking to. Do I
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: know this and it'll save you? Oh my god? Dude?
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: All right, So that this is tricky because he came
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: up with Evander Holyfield.
- 1:33:57Speaker 5: That's pop culture.
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: Okay, but I mean that was so long. You did
- 1:34:02Speaker 1: hear the question right?
- 1:34:03Speaker 18: Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what three letters?
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: Okay, I read the question. Okay, I think he could
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: manage to get this wrong. He's definitely gonna get Yeah.
- 1:34:17Speaker 5: I'm saying no, say everyone but Nicholas.
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: I'm sweeping. Yes. I never did a media I'm sweeping yes.
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: All right, everybody says everybody but Nicholas otherwise, Yeah, alright, Savannah,
- 1:34:35Speaker 1: what do you think it's hard? It is, it's too easy.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: I'll stick to my guns and just say no, no.
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:34:48Speaker 18: Question number three for the d U i Q cardio
- 1:34:51Speaker 18: pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: What three letters? Menace CPR, CPR, no hesitation, saying booms CPR,
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: of course, duh damn. All right, here we go.
- 1:35:05Speaker 18: Does Nicholas know cardio pulmonary resuscitation is abbreviated by what
- 1:35:10Speaker 18: three letters?
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: T Nicholas you, let's say somebody's life.
- 1:35:20Speaker 15: Not really no, U S.
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: Savannah, you are here on this round with the t
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: U C baby all right, all right, welcome, all right,
- 1:35:42Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. To have yourself a
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: great weekend. When are at the d U i Q
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: to you to U see you see save your life.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: You're here now now, all right, welcome back everybody.
- 1:36:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: Question on the text for Sea Bass we out here
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: five four zero, texting over to two two nine eighty
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: seven lunch suggestion for Sea Bass from Sea Bass, they
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: said four, but they're asking for your opinion. Says I'm
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: in another city for work today and I need to
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: eat lunch. Should I buy a scrappy sandwich at a
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: gas station and eat in my car or eat at
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: a restaurant like a person in a society.
- 1:36:30Speaker 9: I feel like this is also a great question because
- 1:36:32Speaker 9: of a being alone in a restaurants on it. But
- 1:36:34Speaker 9: I will say my angle, okay, is certainly gas station
- 1:36:38Speaker 9: because unless you just have a ton of time to
- 1:36:40Speaker 9: kill and you want to try something new, and.
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: Maybe he's got to otherwise, maybe it's like a more
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: pressure to hang out with the people that you're in
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: town for business with. Essentially sounds like he's alone. That's
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: my favorite.
- 1:36:52Speaker 10: That wouldn't be the option of the gas station sandwich
- 1:36:54Speaker 10: if he was with Cowork right right, right right.
- 1:36:56Speaker 9: Also, come to the quality of gas station if you
- 1:36:59Speaker 9: have a nice play I don't know what your what
- 1:37:01Speaker 9: city you're in, Bucky's quick trip, anything, high end.
- 1:37:09Speaker 10: Yeah, Now I'm saying restaurant because you don't even have
- 1:37:12Speaker 10: to make up the story that you're on.
- 1:37:13Speaker 7: A business actually are You don't have to go through
- 1:37:18Speaker 7: the whole charade of I've never been here before because
- 1:37:20Speaker 7: I'm on business. Go to a diner where it just
- 1:37:24Speaker 7: has like a countertop.
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: Yeah, that option at the counter with that argument. Is
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: it that your mind effing yourself or is it for
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: the benefit of other people knowing that you're there that
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: makes you feel No, I'm just thinkable eating. Like if
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: you were to eat by yourself at a restaurant, you
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: would half story so that you But I'm saying you could,
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: let's just say, for the sake of argument, like today,
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: you could go somewhere by yourself and you would just
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: have to tell the person like, yeah, you know, like
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys are here. I'm just in down
- 1:37:52Speaker 1: for business, like you would you get here, and then
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: at that point, once you've said that to that one person,
- 1:37:58Speaker 1: and then you would enjoy the the the experience. Maybe,
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: I mean I enjoy that's a stretch because you know
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: that you're not really there on business, But it's more
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: about what other people think.
- 1:38:09Speaker 10: Yes, of course, and this guy is already on a
- 1:38:12Speaker 10: business trip, so he doesn't have the guilt about lying.
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: Yeah, because I always thought it was kind of a
- 1:38:17Speaker 1: combination of like you would feel bad about you know,
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: because Greg says sometimes like yeah, because blah blah blah blah,
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: it just makes me feel bad about myself. And it's
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: like something so innocuous. Yeah, but I just feel so
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: bad about myself. I know it's.
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: Curious.
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: I think it's a it's a depressing sight. But he
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: said he would in that situation if he actually told
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: the person I'm here on business, true or not. But
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: by telling somebody that, he would then be able to
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: sit there and enjoy the the experience, enjoy Greg just
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: like slightly if I enjoy it. But I would have
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: to tell the server, what do you do around here?
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: For fun?
- 1:38:53Speaker 5: I've never remember.
- 1:38:55Speaker 1: I don't even know where I'm at. Where are we
- 1:38:57Speaker 1: a little jet LaGG you know, my business trip.
- 1:39:00Speaker 3: Now.
- 1:39:00Speaker 9: I don't do this for lunch, but for dinner most
- 1:39:02Speaker 9: of the time, Like if I'm taping, you know, for
- 1:39:03Speaker 9: the show or whatever, I will in the evening. For dinner,
- 1:39:07Speaker 9: I will door dash ahead for pickup at a restaurant.
- 1:39:11Speaker 9: Oh that's a good I saw a door dash ahead
- 1:39:12Speaker 9: somewhere that's like local. Oh, I've never been here before.
- 1:39:15Speaker 9: I probably will ever be here again. I'll try this
- 1:39:17Speaker 9: whatever it is, and then have that at the hotel.
- 1:39:19Speaker 9: Now that's not lunch, but that's you know, dinner, nay
- 1:39:22Speaker 9: more respectable.
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have a really important question, R can
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: always set us up eight seven, seven forty four or
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: like that person did, just text it over to two
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: to ninety seven. Since we're talking about food. Hell, you know,
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: how about some what do you show? Food news?
- 1:39:41Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: About that? All right, so food news, food news, menace.
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: I know you're gonna like this. I think this is
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: something that you're into. If I remember correctly, October is
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: National Pizza Month, but Pizza Hut is celebrating by bringing
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: back the Big Dinner Box. What heck y, dude, I
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: remember the Big Dinner Box. Yeah, I remember to get
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: killed one to myself. I'm just okay, I you know,
- 1:40:03Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes I mist remember. Oh yeah, making sure. So
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: the Big Dinner Box includes two medium one topping pizzas,
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: eight boneless wings, and five breadsticks. And at the starting
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: price of nineteen ninety nine, that's a great price. If
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: that's true. That's a good price. That's that's a lot
- 1:40:21Speaker 1: of food.
- 1:40:22Speaker 10: Yeah, is the one that comes in that like file
- 1:40:24Speaker 10: cabin type things, drawers because our friend Tim Conway Junior
- 1:40:28Speaker 10: sounds breakfast in drawers.
- 1:40:30Speaker 1: It's kind of making fun of the fact that I
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: made an animated podcast for him. Oh that's right, that
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: from his show. Yeah, that's right. You can get a
- 1:40:37Speaker 1: two liter beverage for just two bucks when you order
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: online or through the app. Damn. I think this might be.
- 1:40:42Speaker 9: Too different though, because the pictures I'm seeing are like
- 1:40:44Speaker 9: pizzas in their own boxes.
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: What that's not the future, that's what we want. Yeah dude.
- 1:40:50Speaker 7: Oh, speaking of Pizza Hut real quick, I was reading
- 1:40:52Speaker 7: in Bernei that they have Machia pizza from Pizza Hut.
- 1:40:58Speaker 7: I don't know what is happening, but Macha is like
- 1:41:01Speaker 7: back big time, like Macha.
- 1:41:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:41:04Speaker 7: People are going Macha crazy. I don't know why, but
- 1:41:08Speaker 7: I don't really know what. Yeah, Bred thinks it's like
- 1:41:10Speaker 7: a K pop tie in somehow powdered back forefront. Yeah,
- 1:41:15Speaker 7: but it's not like it's like hasn't been here, but
- 1:41:18Speaker 7: we're going crazy again. We're talking of the Pizza Hut
- 1:41:20Speaker 7: Triple Threat box, which is full of Yeah, the threat Box.
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: I still want them to bring back the big foot pizza. Starbucks,
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: they have a new line of protein packed drinks that
- 1:41:36Speaker 1: feature protein boosted milk and top with sugar free protein
- 1:41:40Speaker 1: cold foam. The options are a sugar free vanilla, protein Macha,
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: and latte. Both of these drinks come with their own,
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: uh non sugar free version, but each one, I guess
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: has between twenty eight and thirty six grams of protein.
- 1:41:56Speaker 1: Nice because everything has to have protein. Bro. All of
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: them are available now nationwide and will be available year round,
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: so not even like a limited special thing, a limited
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: edition things. I like everything sugar free. I'm down. Are
- 1:42:12Speaker 1: you still in to Fireball Menace? Yes? Okay, well Fireball
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: They now have launched their first ever variation because he's
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: just the cinnamon, the spicy cinnamon. But it's called Blazon Apple.
- 1:42:24Speaker 5: See it looks good.
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: The new flavor combines the cinnamon spice flavor along with
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: the taste of apple, and it's gonna be sold year round.
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: That's a that's a combination that could works, a combination
- 1:42:35Speaker 1: that works a lot. In very fall.
- 1:42:37Speaker 9: I've been hearing this for the past several years. People
- 1:42:39Speaker 9: have been going Crown Apple. That's very popular.
- 1:42:43Speaker 7: But also Jack Daniels came out with their own Apple
- 1:42:45Speaker 7: version too, but it wasn't like spicy.
- 1:42:49Speaker 1: It's available at the retailers nationwide. Do you want to
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: hear some of the reviews? Yeah, quote it's bomb nice.
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: Here's here's another one. Quote so freaking good. Oh yeah,
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: all right, this one said the flavor is very off putting. Okay,
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: here's this one's more more robust. If you enjoy punishing
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: your taste buds or want to elicit pained expressions on
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: the face of your friends as they try awful liquors
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: in the parking lot while tailgating, this may work just
- 1:43:26Speaker 1: as well as regular Fireball. But here's the thing. If
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: you don't like fireball, I understand like why you would
- 1:43:32Speaker 1: like this because it's it's also the cinnamon fireball flavor,
- 1:43:37Speaker 1: the Apple thing. But yeah, loser, bitch, Okay, I'll give
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: you one more good one. Been sober for ten months
- 1:43:43Speaker 1: and it might not make it to eleven thanks to this.
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: Hell stop, don't start her. It'll be a twitter. Yeah. Uh,
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: that's a good one. Okay. I feel like for the
- 1:43:57Speaker 1: past four days, every day there's another article announcing this
- 1:44:01Speaker 1: Wendy's thing. They're launching something called Tendy's. So they're upping
- 1:44:05Speaker 1: their chicken game. It's Chicken Tenders. Yeah. So the new
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: strips are savory. They're made with seasoned, crispy breading and
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: juicy all wheat, all all white meat chicken. The best
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: part they have new dipping sauces. Six new dipping sauces.
- 1:44:20Speaker 1: So you got honey mustard, you got the honey barbecue,
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: creamy ranch, scorching hot sweet chili, and then you got
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: the Wendy's. Everybody's got a signature sauce, So you got
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: the Wendy's signature sauce, which is like a creamy sauce,
- 1:44:39Speaker 1: got a little hint of black pepper, some hot sauce,
- 1:44:41Speaker 1: and tons of quote savory goodness. Oh yeah, so you could.
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: You can check out Wendy's for Tendy's so cute. I
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: don't know if I would order it just based on
- 1:44:53Speaker 1: the name, like, yeah, I'll have the Tendy's sounds like
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: all right, what about no nugs? I mean, if Dino
- 1:45:01Speaker 1: nugs are there, you're gonna eat them right now. If
- 1:45:04Speaker 1: they're there, I would orders Why would I order dinahogs?
- 1:45:08Speaker 7: Okay, let's just say they're ridly at your house for
- 1:45:10Speaker 7: some reason, or you're at a party, you're at a
- 1:45:13Speaker 7: you know, a gathering, and somebody has a tray of
- 1:45:15Speaker 7: Diyno nugs. You're not going to have some Dino nugs
- 1:45:18Speaker 7: just because they're Dino nugs.
- 1:45:20Speaker 1: No, it's it's me sitting at the at the driver
- 1:45:23Speaker 1: going uh yeah, I'll have some tends. Sounds it sounds
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: good today. I don't think you know what analogies are.
- 1:45:31Speaker 1: That's not a similar situation.
- 1:45:32Speaker 7: Why that's not that's not okay? But you're saying, hous
- 1:45:36Speaker 7: it not similar because it's just called Dino nugs.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: I know because I'm not. I'm not ordering the Dino nugs.
- 1:45:42Speaker 1: I wouldn't order that. I wouldn't say okay, yes, sorry,
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: I'm a grown ass, pushing fifty year old man. I'll
- 1:45:47Speaker 1: have a Dino nugs, say some I don't know. But
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: if they're sitting on that tray, okay, they're sitting on
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: a tray here in the studio, will I have one?
- 1:45:53Speaker 1: Is that your question? Yeah? Okay, all right, here's here's
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: the news. I will eat the Wendy's Tends. But I'm
- 1:45:59Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna say it out like a
- 1:46:02Speaker 1: dreams scenario. Right, I become head of marketing for one
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: of these fast spots, I bring dino dugs to the table, okay,
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: because I want, you know, this place to make a
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: billion dollars. You're not going to order a dino nug
- 1:46:14Speaker 1: in the drive through just because it's named dino nug. No, okay,
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: because it's my question. I've had. First of all, I've
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: had a dino nug. They're not great. Yeah, used to
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: buy those. We used to buy those for the kids,
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: just to get them to eat because they're shaped like dinosaurs.
- 1:46:28Speaker 1: But it's more like a comedy. It's like they took breading,
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: wet cardboard and a bunch of other stuff. We kind
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: of mix it together and then put more breading on
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: the outside of it and then say, you know what,
- 1:46:40Speaker 1: these are best.
- 1:46:41Speaker 7: Served just moist, most lukewarm, And if do you have
- 1:46:46Speaker 7: a preferred what's the one with the long tailaur?
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean my favorite McDonald's chicken nug is the
- 1:46:55Speaker 1: one that shaped like Louisiana. Like that. That's going because
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: I liked sticking the Yeah you get in there and scoop, Yeah,
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: the scoop the sauce out of the little sauce bucket thing.
- 1:47:07Speaker 5: You make a good point.
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: That's a free idea, all youstats. Yeah, and just think
- 1:47:15Speaker 1: about like how low the cost will be because there's
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: barely any actual chicken in there, sat filler and sawdust.
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: Welcome back, Greg. How about this house? I keep seeing
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: these things and there's a there's a builder in Texas,
- 1:47:34Speaker 1: I guess who specializes in building these underground safe room
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: such fallout have Yeah, bunkers. Were you living it full
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: time type deal? You could if you have to, yeah,
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: like if there was like some kind of clear fuel
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: out or something. And the one they're impressive, It was cool.
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: The one I saw was awesome. They this guy again,
- 1:47:58Speaker 1: some builder in Texas and this guy I just got
- 1:48:01Speaker 1: his finished. It was a brand new house. They built
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: it under you know, under the house, yep. And it
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: had these crazy looked like bank vault doors like with
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: crank like well, yeah, so one closes, there's a middle
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: section and there's another one where then that closes, and
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: inside there was like a three bedroom bunker. It's got
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: like a theater. So that's in addition to a normal house. Yes,
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: it's up above. I can tell you. I'm obsessed with
- 1:48:25Speaker 1: these full kitchen. This thing had like some kind of
- 1:48:28Speaker 1: like air system. Oh yeah, yeah. I mean I'm saying,
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: like some crazy French company that makes these like crazy
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: air systems.
- 1:48:36Speaker 7: So mister Beast he does have a video that he
- 1:48:39Speaker 7: released just recently where you go from like one hundred
- 1:48:42Speaker 7: thousand dollars bunker to a billion dollar bunker. So he
- 1:48:45Speaker 7: tours like all of them, the crazy. The coolest one
- 1:48:48Speaker 7: I saw though, somebody put in their driveway and they
- 1:48:51Speaker 7: hit a button in the driveway lifts and the.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: Yeah, cool, that's cool. Well there's a there's a house
- 1:48:58Speaker 1: in Vegas. Looks ordinary on the outside, but it's hiding
- 1:49:03Speaker 1: this like nineteen seventies bunker underneath it. It's listed for
- 1:49:07Speaker 1: eight point five million gregs. So you know, now the
- 1:49:11Speaker 1: above groundhouse, it's got a kitchen, dining room, living space,
- 1:49:15Speaker 1: one primary bedroom, bathroom, that kind of thing. But again,
- 1:49:18Speaker 1: the main attraction on this thing is this bunker that's
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: twenty six feet below ground. Nice. You can get there
- 1:49:25Speaker 1: by stairs or elevator. Yeah, that's another thing I thought
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: would be cool to have in your house. Elevator, an elevator.
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: I toured that one in the Misterbeast video.
- 1:49:34Speaker 10: I saw a house on the market that had an elevator,
- 1:49:36Speaker 10: and I tell you, it ruined the house. It looked
- 1:49:39Speaker 10: it was one of those.
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: Like cages tubes, like a glass tube.
- 1:49:43Speaker 10: Oh yeah, it looked like a like a or a shower,
- 1:49:46Speaker 10: like an RV shower or something like a human bank tube.
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: Yes, and yeah. See my mom and my stepdad they
- 1:49:52Speaker 1: live in this like fifty five plus community, and so
- 1:49:56Speaker 1: one of the options I guess that people were going for,
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: because you know, the older but there are two story
- 1:50:00Speaker 1: townhouses that they're living in this community, is this elevator option.
- 1:50:05Speaker 5: I would absolutely do that.
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: Now. It's cool because you open the door almost like
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: a bathroom door, and inside is the elevators, and you
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: close the doors, it just looks like it looks like
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: a hallway closet. Yeah. And then so that way, you know,
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: when your hip eventually goes back and you're old and
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: you can get up to it could be cool to
- 1:50:20Speaker 1: have an elevator. I don't know how much I actually
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: use it, but one of my we have a peloton.
- 1:50:25Speaker 1: Whenever you use so I always have an elevator.
- 1:50:27Speaker 10: One of those movie apartments where the elevator just opens
- 1:50:29Speaker 10: up and you walk right into your apartment.
- 1:50:31Speaker 5: I stayed in an apartment like that. It rolled in
- 1:50:33Speaker 5: the middle of New York. It was awesome.
- 1:50:35Speaker 1: So the bunker that's this house in Vegas. Four bedrooms,
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: three bathrooms. It's got this kitchen, a bar, uh like
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: a wreck room around. Yeah, it's like a family room.
- 1:50:49Speaker 1: I guess use it for whatever. It's got an indoor
- 1:50:51Speaker 1: swimming pool Greg inside the cure. That's pretty cool. You
- 1:50:56Speaker 1: gotta look at it though the decor it looks like
- 1:50:58Speaker 1: a rundown restaurant. I told it's a nineteen seventies. It's
- 1:51:02Speaker 1: a nineteen seventies bunker. So there's a there's a hall
- 1:51:04Speaker 1: area that acts like an indoor backyard. I was going
- 1:51:09Speaker 1: like make it look like a yard. Yeah, it's got
- 1:51:11Speaker 1: like if the sculpted tres got this programmable fake sky,
- 1:51:15Speaker 1: so you feel like you're more above ground because I
- 1:51:17Speaker 1: guess you're stuck there in a nuclear fallout like whatever.
- 1:51:19Speaker 1: But it goes stirkers.
- 1:51:20Speaker 5: Yeah torture.
- 1:51:21Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh so pretty cool. They say the entire
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: property is about fifteen thousand square feed but a total
- 1:51:29Speaker 1: of five bedrooms six bathrooms across both the homes. But mens,
- 1:51:33Speaker 1: you were so right. It looks like kind of like
- 1:51:35Speaker 1: a McDonald's. Yeah, that's right, but you can update it
- 1:51:40Speaker 1: and everything.
- 1:51:41Speaker 7: The billion dollar the flip on that croud, the billion
- 1:51:44Speaker 7: dollar one that mister Bees went to. Still the the
- 1:51:46Speaker 7: course sucks, Greg.
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- 1:53:39Speaker 1: wisdom please. Yeah.
- 1:53:40Speaker 10: If you ever feel like your job is useless, remember
- 1:53:43Speaker 10: that there's a guy somewhere in Germany right now installing
- 1:53:46Speaker 10: turn signals on BMW's.
- 1:53:50Speaker 1: I haven't thought recently. I was in the restroom and
- 1:53:52Speaker 1: you know the ass gaskets, Yeah, you know you can
- 1:53:55Speaker 1: put on the toilet seat right, And I saw the
- 1:53:58Speaker 1: name of the company. I'm like, people work at that company? Yeah,
- 1:54:02Speaker 1: so what do you do?
- 1:54:03Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:54:03Speaker 1: Like, and I'm thinking, like, they have like an office
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: job at whatever it's called. Let's say it's called Gregl's, right,
- 1:54:09Speaker 1: they work with the Gregl's company. What do you do there?
- 1:54:11Speaker 13: Oh?
- 1:54:11Speaker 1: We make ass gaskets? Yeah? Damn? What is your day entail?
- 1:54:15Speaker 1: You should have put that on the birthday list. That's
- 1:54:17Speaker 1: for a tour, you know what I mean? Like you,
- 1:54:19Speaker 1: there's so many random companies that are doing random things
- 1:54:22Speaker 1: that you would never think of, like, and they're making
- 1:54:24Speaker 1: a ton of money too, Just these random companies out there,
- 1:54:27Speaker 1: and you have some office job at random, Well, what
- 1:54:29Speaker 1: do you do? Oh, we make the hand dryers for
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: public restaurant lids for cups? What are those meetings? Like,
- 1:54:36Speaker 1: what are their laws that they cater in? What are those?
- 1:54:38Speaker 12: Oh?
- 1:54:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that weird. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you
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