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Things That Must Go for November 27th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, things that you
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  just you just have to get rid of them. You
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  don't want them in your life. They are things that
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  must go. You say, what am I going to do
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  about this? I know I will write Radium from Hell
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  about my my complaint, and maybe it'll make you feel
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  better if we read it on the air, and maybe
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  these things will leave your life. So send your muscos
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  to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com,
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  but musco in the subject line, and we'll try to
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  get to it. This is not really a musco, it's
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  just something that's been bugging me. When you hear the phrase,
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  or you use the phrase, well, you know we ended
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  up at such and such a place, we ended up
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  at it. You know, it's just generally not the place
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  you wanted to be. It's not a very good place
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  usually we ended up at. It's almost never a good place.
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  Let's see. This one is from No. It doesn't say
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  I can use the name things falling or dropping from
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  your hands when you are busy, or everything going against
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  you when you're in a rush that must go. This
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  one says, please, for the love of grammar, can we
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  make this concept simple to remember, people stop beginning sentences.
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  Please stop beginning sentences with me and Tony or me
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  and somebody. Here's an easy way to remember. You would
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  most likely never say something like me went to the movie,
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  So why on earth? So why on earth would you
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  find yourself Well at Frankenstein is not held accountable for
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  his grammar, so why on earth would you find yourself
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  saying me and Bob went to the movie. I couldn't
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  imagine saying me and the grammar police kindly ask you
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  to stop saying that, But I will say, for the
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  love of all that is holy, the grammar police and
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  I beg you to stop saying that. Just think about
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  that when you're about to say, and you hear in
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  your head that if you would sound like if you
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  left the second person out mean Tony something. I think
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  we got it.
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  Speaker 3: Now, you misunderstood me. I meant, I meant mean Bob
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  went to the movie guy.
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  Speaker 2: I know Bob. No, me and Bob means guy, me
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  and Bob and listen. And then finally this one greeting
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  the lord's lady, feel free to use my name. It's Brian.
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  Those who have wronged me should know who they have wronged.
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  You know, occasionally I have to get the same type
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  of injection in my eye that Bill speaks of. Yesterday,
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  this happened. As the doctor was applying the numbing drops,
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  he put a sticker above my eye so that he
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  would make sure and shoot up the correct eye. Okay,
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  after the procedure, he left the sticker on and I
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  forgot all about it. And while I thought that the
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  ocular injections alone qualified as a musco, what really must
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  go are all the people who noticed my forehead decoration
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  and didn't tell me that it was there. Hey man,
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  this includes receptionists who made my next appointment. My eyes
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  were dilated. I couldn't even see the strange looks I
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  was getting. After two hours in public, I finally discovered
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  the sticker and removed it. Ran over Brian, ps, my
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  fart is stuck. Oh no, carry all right.
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  Speaker 3: This first one is from the foot of Mount Doom because,
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  as you know, we've been having a puppy hospice essentially,
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  and because Ripley won't eat her pills with food, we
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  have to give them to her by hand. So this
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  is the pill addition of things the muscow. When the
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  pill is so teeny tiny to start with, when these
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  little tiny pills, but you have to cut it into quarters. Yeah,
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  so by the time you're done cutting it, it's mostly
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  dusty little crumbles.
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  Speaker 2: It seems odd pill cutters.
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  Speaker 3: If we could have a pill cutter that had an
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  X shape, then I could do the quarters and it
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  wouldn't be such a I don't think those exist. I
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  asked the pharmacist about it, and yeah, exactly, we have
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  one of those. So you cut the pill into a
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  quarter without halving cut in half. If you have to
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  do that, if you're using a pill cutter, you either
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  don't have tiny fingers to do this or the visual
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  acuity to see where the position of the pill is.
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  So there's that, And listen, no one likes pill time, ripley.
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  Let's have an understanding that when we have to go
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  through the stress of giving you pills by mouth, it's
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  because you won't eat them crushed in food or pill pockets.
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  Please keep them down. We will never not feel so
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  defeated when we see a partially dissolved pill a few
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  hours later on the floor or pillow because you managed
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  not to swallow it. Jerk, I love you, but jerk
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  all right here we go, and that's like four times
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  a day. Okay, let's see this one from uh Feel
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  three to use my name, Kelly of Eagle Mountain. Yesterday
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  when you were talking about reusable grocery bags. What must
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  go is people who are annoyed that I brought my
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  reusable grocery bags to the store. They even go as
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  far as to ask, well, will you be bagging yourself? No, please, just.
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  Speaker 2: Do I'm just doing my post of the environment. You
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  do your job.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and you can make a certain app stop taking
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  your videos down because you played a song during farting around,
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  especially when I only have like twenty minutes left and
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  I've already watched that video got taken down for anyway,
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  you're talking forward the end of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes we do.
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  Speaker 3: It's more entertainment focused news and I play music. Sorry,
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  I guess I'll have to stop playing music. Yeah, let's
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  see this one. At the grocery store, people leaving cold
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  items just sitting out on the shelf anywhere. You're right,
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  They put it in their cart and then they decide
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  they don't want they don't want it, and they don't
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  take it back to the refrigerator. You realize when we
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  find it, we don't know how long it's been sitting there,
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  so it goes right into the garbage right now. What
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  a waste. The food bank would love that food. And
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  if you're too lazy to put it back, just to
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  hand it to the cashier, they'll get it back there.
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  And this one from Tristan deceptive serving sizes must go.
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  Last night, I had a pot pie for dinner, and
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  trying not or trying to be a responsible health conscious person,
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  I checked the sodium content afterward to guilt myself into
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  making better choices next time.
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  Speaker 2: Works.
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  Speaker 3: To my shock, I discovered that one pot pie, something
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  clearly intended to be a single meal, was labeled as
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  two servings. Seriously, who on Earth splits a pot pile?
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  This kind of labeling is misleading and only serves to
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  confuse consumers to try to make informed decisions about their health. Gina,
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  good morning lords.
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  Speaker 4: Here are some of my things that must go. People
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  who cross the road on a diagonal. This is especially
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  bad in parking lots when people walk toward the store
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  while cross just walk down the aisle that you don't
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  run into them. Think right angles when you get into
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  the shower and step under the warm water and realize
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  that the bar of soap is almost gone. You get out,
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  wet and cold, dripping all the way to the drawer
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  to get a new bar.
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  Speaker 3: Do you try to clean yourself with a little sliver
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  of soap that you can barely hold?
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  Speaker 2: It must go.
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  Speaker 4: It's from Austin. People who put their dogs houses far
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  away from possible from their home and ignore their dog.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you get a dog? You know who you are.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see good morning lords. My things that must go
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  are the overuse of the phrase that's fair. Yes, I'm
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  talking about you, Austin and Christina, just because you had
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  a conversation. Not everything that you say that makes a
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  point has to be fair.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Also the term I'm in my fields must go.
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  Speaker 3: It's a thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And oh and definitely cold soup, cold soup, cold soup
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  must go.
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  Speaker 3: It's not called soup, it's gospacho.
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  Speaker 1: Or thanks. That must go on the radio the show