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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show March 20th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Don't dell Woody Show. Oh that's us. We're back at
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  Speaker 1: the Woody Show on a Friday morning. Woody will be
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  Speaker 1: back on Monday. You can still reach us at eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four Woody. He can still text us
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  Speaker 1: to to nine eight seven. This text from the seven
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  Speaker 1: to zero. How come we haven't gotten any updates on
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  Speaker 1: dumb s Tyler's dating situation. We did get an update
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  Speaker 1: apparently it's tomorrow that he's going on.
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  Speaker 2: But did he ever figure out what he's doing?
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  Speaker 3: No? I don't know what he hasn't told me. I've
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  Speaker 3: talked to him. We're mostly just talking tight like legos,
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  Speaker 3: legos and stuff. Let me see what still have a
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  Speaker 3: reservation at the melting party? Getting pre paid cash? You
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  Speaker 3: know what's the last thing he talked about? Well, talking
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  Speaker 3: about oh a lot of new items at ballparks?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, is that where he's gonna take?
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  Speaker 3: What else? We're a lot about the bassarette, going back
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  Speaker 3: and forth.
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  Speaker 2: But how come every single time we're like, do you
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  Speaker 2: have an update, he's like, I'm doing it later. What
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  Speaker 2: can never just be done well?
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  Speaker 1: Because the reason he puts things off is because he's
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  Speaker 1: busy thinking about.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff right right? I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 1: He's thinking about it.
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  Speaker 3: He's thinking about, Oh, there's a there's a trailer for
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  Speaker 3: a new Mark Wahlberg movie called Balls Up.
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  Speaker 2: So that's why he can't play in a day because
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  Speaker 2: he's too busy texting menace.
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  Speaker 4: I never believe, oh, I'm so oh, I've got things,
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  Speaker 4: and then they know you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Right. The last thing you put off was because he
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  Speaker 1: was contemplating calling his.
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  Speaker 5: Brother about it, so he was super busy thinking about
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  Speaker 5: multiple days weeks this happened.
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  Speaker 1: We also have to get an update on Sea Bass
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  Speaker 1: legal action or potential. This is interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I'm suing somebody, which you know they say, and any
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  Speaker 4: lawyer will tell you, hey, don't talk about your case.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's not smart because you you might not. You
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  Speaker 4: may be completely and what I'm saying is completely accurate
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  Speaker 4: as far as I am aware. But you might missay something,
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  Speaker 4: especially in a public they'll get you and they'll say, ah,
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  Speaker 4: but on this day you said this, blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 4: that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: So folks who don't recall, I was planning to actually
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  Speaker 4: run for city council on basically I'm gonna clean things
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  Speaker 4: up platform like I'm actually gonna do something, just talk
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  Speaker 4: about it. I hired a company to gather signatures because
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  Speaker 4: you need five hundred signatures to get on the ballot.
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  Speaker 4: Where I am they promised, they said, by the way,
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  Speaker 4: I looked this up in my lawsuit. I went back
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  Speaker 4: through the emails. Oh, about seven days. They kept stringing
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  Speaker 4: me along, streaming along, streaming along, till the day they
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  Speaker 4: were due, and they finally said, oh, we don't have
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  Speaker 4: enough signatures for you. We're twenty five short.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll take your money. Yeah, they already had.
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  Speaker 4: Taken my money and we will meet you at the
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  Speaker 4: city Hall to deliver your signatures.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, what the hell for?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I have a packet of those, so I'm
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  Speaker 4: assuming them because they in their contract they had with me,
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  Speaker 4: they promised me certain updates that I never got because
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  Speaker 4: you know when they say at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 4: the last days, Doe, Hey, we can't we don't have enough.
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  Speaker 4: There's no chance for me to go get another company
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  Speaker 4: to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they could have given your heads up like a
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  Speaker 3: couple off.
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  Speaker 4: Well, even well, that was still a day that was still
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't it would have been impossible, but they but it
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  Speaker 4: showed a pattern of negligence.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: So I filed all the paperwork I got. I talked
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  Speaker 4: to the clerk the other day.
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  Speaker 1: How does that work? Do you have to do it
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  Speaker 1: in person?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, these days, this is one thing we might be
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  Speaker 4: able to thank Coronavirus for. It's all done online.
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  Speaker 2: That is nice.
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  Speaker 4: So I was able to file my complaint by my lawyer,
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  Speaker 4: mister Ai. We're using roc over here squire the attorney
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  Speaker 4: a law attorney at law. So he wrote me a
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  Speaker 4: nice statement to put in there, told me where to
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  Speaker 4: go he or she, I should say she probably, And
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  Speaker 4: we filed all that stuff and I was told that
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting a summons now where I've for a court
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  Speaker 4: date that I'm going to have.
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  Speaker 2: So that's exciting.
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  Speaker 4: And now I'm so I'm going to be doing that.
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  Speaker 4: And apparently I'm the courts held over Zoom too, because
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  Speaker 4: I'm suing them in their count in their state where
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  Speaker 4: they do business, which is what my lawyer advised me
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  Speaker 4: to do as because they are out of stated company
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  Speaker 4: that uses a lot of places. But in the filing
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  Speaker 4: and in my my my legal research, I found that
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  Speaker 4: this this company apparently is in hot water in Colorado,
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  Speaker 4: not we're not where they're based.
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  Speaker 1: Also for a similar thing sort of but worse to tell?
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  Speaker 1: Are you allowed to talk about that?
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  Speaker 4: This is public knowledge by Google it? Yeah, that's that's
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  Speaker 4: that's what my AI did. Apparently apparently they a guy
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  Speaker 4: there for a local house race hired the same company.
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  Speaker 4: They they turned him in like twelve hundred signatures, like
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  Speaker 4: twenty nine were valid.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so they're just their non dominant hands, right, which is.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even do that for me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I would be pissed if I'd found
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  Speaker 4: out later, oh, hey you got your five hundred signatures,
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  Speaker 4: Because that's why you pay these signature companies, is you're
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  Speaker 4: not just paying them to get any random homeless person.
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  Speaker 4: They're supposed to get registered, verified, appropriate registered voters for
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  Speaker 4: the district there you're nominated for.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably why they were short, because they already had
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  Speaker 3: this other.
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  Speaker 4: Issue, right, and apparently they apparently they've done that. They
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  Speaker 4: were also a contracted for other people in Colorado. So
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  Speaker 4: my question now is let's say so my my judgment,
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  Speaker 4: it's still small claims, but it's gonna be more than
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  Speaker 4: ten thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 4: Let's say I win it sounds to me like because
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  Speaker 4: it's a it's not a huge firm. Like I was
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  Speaker 4: just talking to one or two different people that this
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  Speaker 4: this might be a case where like the guy at
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  Speaker 4: top has got some problems.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because you hear.
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  Speaker 4: About that when like when small businesses go down like this,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just complete incompetence in this management. In my opinion, Uh,
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  Speaker 4: that's you know, it's oftentimes somebody's got a problem with
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  Speaker 4: at the top.
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  Speaker 2: But they're trying to cover and cover and cover and
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  Speaker 2: it just right.
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  Speaker 4: And eventually eventually, so even if I do end up
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  Speaker 4: winning and getting a judgment against this, that's just that's
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  Speaker 4: not a check right, No, that I still need to
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  Speaker 4: go after this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but here's my question slash concern. Now, if anyone
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  Speaker 2: in this room could represent themselves, my money's on you. However,
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  Speaker 2: if they're already in this much trouble with other places,
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  Speaker 2: is something tells me they already have a lawyer on retainer.
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  Speaker 2: Are you willing? Are you willing to go up without
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  Speaker 2: a carbon based human lawyer against somebody with probably some
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  Speaker 2: sort of a legal team.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, definitely, because that's one of the things I've learned. Look,
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  Speaker 4: my dad's a lawyer.
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  Speaker 3: He's not.
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  Speaker 4: He's not a courtroom lawyer, just a tax attorney. But
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  Speaker 4: one of the things I've learned in doing cart narcs
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  Speaker 4: is I've ran I've run into people that I have
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  Speaker 4: later found out were actual, real lawyers, and I beat
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  Speaker 4: them on the spot, at least verbally, because they would
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  Speaker 4: say things like, you know, harassment and liability and do
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  Speaker 4: you know private property, et cetera, et cetera. In fact,
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  Speaker 4: there was often pull this up. There was a one
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  Speaker 4: of the YouTube lawyers who's an actual lawyer, and it
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  Speaker 4: was analyzing one of my videos just this week and said,
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  Speaker 4: because I ran into a girl who said, oh this
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  Speaker 4: is this is a couple of years ago, this is
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  Speaker 4: vandalism and assault. And I told her to this supposed
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  Speaker 4: lawyer to your face, no it's not, because blah blah
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  Speaker 4: blah blah blah. This lawyer said, Yep, he's absolutely right.
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  Speaker 4: This lawyer is absolutely wrong. Oh so I think I'm
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  Speaker 4: not as that's all to say, I'm not as scared
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  Speaker 4: of lawyers, especially in arenas where I'm knowledgeable to some
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  Speaker 4: degree and I.
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  Speaker 3: Be on council like in the back, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: one of those lawyers that sits behind.
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  Speaker 2: That just just to make it look like it wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: it be intimidating if like all of us showed up
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  Speaker 2: in what we thought like courtroom attire. Is serious, it's
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  Speaker 2: like legally blonde.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's another That's another bonus of it being via
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  Speaker 4: over zoom and it being small claims is I can
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  Speaker 4: kind of on the fly beach looking stuff about that,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm actually that might be a good thing. Is
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  Speaker 4: like pull up on a separate laptop, have my AI
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  Speaker 4: lawyer listening in sill real time, typing me. Can he
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  Speaker 4: follow what they're saying, analyze this for discrepancies and so
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  Speaker 4: on and so the future.
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  Speaker 1: When do you hear back about the date of this?
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  Speaker 4: Uh, the lady I taught, I'm getting an actual mail
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  Speaker 4: that I actually talked to a clerk and she said,
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  Speaker 4: it's going to be sometime in July.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Now here's the thing. Up until then, I still got
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  Speaker 4: to serve this guy. I'm suing both him and his
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  Speaker 4: company because they sometimes people will hide behind their company
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  Speaker 4: and say, oh, sorry, we don't have any money over here.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: So they often you'll see this a lot in lawsuits
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  Speaker 4: they're suing the company, they're suing the individual, they're suing
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  Speaker 4: the bubble. You know, they're we're suing everybody up in
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  Speaker 4: this joint.
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  Speaker 2: When I watch clips, which I'm obsessed with of old
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  Speaker 2: Judge Judy clips, it's small claims I think of, like
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  Speaker 2: you owe him fifty six dollars, Like over ten thousand
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  Speaker 2: dollars is still small claim.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks inflation, Thanks for the inflation. Rice is too damn high.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it goes up to twelve. It varies
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  Speaker 1: by state.
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  Speaker 4: It actually benefits me because the state in which they
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  Speaker 4: are incorporated it's higher there. Yeah, I'm good, so I
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  Speaker 4: can sue them for the full amount. So this is
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  Speaker 4: this is this is kind of fun, fun for me
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  Speaker 4: because I have less at stake, Like I already know
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  Speaker 4: I've lost this money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just going to be found money.
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  Speaker 4: Essentially right now.
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  Speaker 1: I still believe.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean I don't believe that I deserve it,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't believe I was wrong. I don't believe
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  Speaker 4: they violated their contract. Attention to all lawyers might be
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  Speaker 4: listening for evidence, but yeah, this is more about it's
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  Speaker 4: an interesting process to go through for me to kind
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  Speaker 4: of because you hear about this, you hear lawsuits and.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and you know it would be soup's fun if
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  Speaker 2: you said, like he can't pay it or whatever they
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  Speaker 2: hide behind that. Oh my god, what if they garnish
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  Speaker 2: his wages?
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  Speaker 1: That's it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because then I got to go after because that's
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  Speaker 4: a bad mind.
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  Speaker 2: So fun because if you default, like if you don't
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  Speaker 2: do it, they take your driver's license. In a lot
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  Speaker 2: of states, yes, they do. Trust me.
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  Speaker 1: I have to be or lady have to be physically
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  Speaker 1: served like old timy days, are you, mister Jones? Depends
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  Speaker 1: on the state.
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  Speaker 4: And the good news is that in this state, all
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  Speaker 4: I have to do is attempt to send certified mail.
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  Speaker 4: And that's funny because I was talking to the clerk
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  Speaker 4: and she's like, you probably only even get the certified
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  Speaker 4: mail back beause people don't know what the hell they're
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  Speaker 4: doing about. Because you can't just you can't just hi,
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  Speaker 4: you can't duck servers these days, like we're the legal
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  Speaker 4: system is well aware of all those tricks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad it was he see for you. It also
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  Speaker 1: worries me that it's that easy to sue somebody.
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  Speaker 2: You can do anyone for anything, at any time, right,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think it was that And.
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  Speaker 4: It's way easier now because again AI has taken all
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  Speaker 4: the all the mystery behind all the steps and all
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  Speaker 4: the stuff in the language, and it made it so
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  Speaker 4: much simpler for us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so mad that they didn't get the signatures.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so pissed. Not because of the money stuff, because
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if if you had gotten what you paid for,
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  Speaker 1: it would have worked.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's a whole other thing.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to see this on that show.
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 4: I could claim damage, and no one advised me to
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  Speaker 4: do this. But if I were really being a dick,
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  Speaker 4: I could claim damages for the salary I would have gotten. Now,
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  Speaker 4: the judge will throw that out because I'll say, how
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  Speaker 4: would you know you have won? And I'm not so
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  Speaker 4: I'm not even going down that road. But I could,
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  Speaker 4: and I was gonna talk about on the radio exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't being too but I was supposed to be
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  Speaker 4: a witness like some lawsuit. And I lived in a
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  Speaker 4: hotel for a week and no, they didn't find me.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I lived off room service. I didn't have
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  Speaker 3: to pay for it. So you knew what you knew?
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  Speaker 3: You know, some people that were getting sued were involved
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  Speaker 3: in the law. They wanted you that you were going
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  Speaker 3: to be served, sir, So they had me live at
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  Speaker 3: a hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know what.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like a judge could probably say that's contempt
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  Speaker 4: or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, it was fun. Step number two and the
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  Speaker 4: lawsuits going out. I'll keep everyone updated as it progress.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let us know if you need help.
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  Speaker 3: At a hotel in the wood Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back to The Woody Show. It's Friday morning.
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  Speaker 1: Woodie will be back Monday. In the meantime, the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the crew is here. Recently, I was telling you
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: that I almost fainted from watching a TV show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: And I was giving it a lot of thought, and
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  Speaker 1: I realized it wasn't the first time I almost fainted,
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  Speaker 1: but this was the closest I ever came to.
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  Speaker 2: Fainting from and from just like seeing something.
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  Speaker 1: From seeing something so graphic. And there's a show on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: It's a I guess it's a docu series. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's five episodes. It's called Critic Between Life and Death,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: and it's kind of a day in the life or
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: a month in the life of this hospital in England
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  Speaker 1: and they do trauma surgeries and emergency room visits, and
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  Speaker 1: two of the cases were extreme injuries from motorcycle accidents
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: and they were talking compound fracture bones coming out amputations.
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  Speaker 1: And as I'm watching it, the ears were ringing more
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: and more and more, and then when I stood up,
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  Speaker 1: I almost fell over. I did have to get on
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: my hands and knees and I was hyperventilating, and they thought,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I had this visceral physical reaction to
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  Speaker 1: an actual TV show and it wasn't even a real
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: life situation for me. I was just watching. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: then I thought, like, have I ever fully fainted? No? Ever, No,
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  Speaker 1: not fainted fainted. I came close two other times. Once
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  Speaker 1: rip to my brother. He had his wisdom teeth pulled,
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  Speaker 1: and when that happens, they put you under complete it's
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  Speaker 1: general anesthesia, and then you go to pick them up
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  Speaker 1: after the fact. And when I walked into the room,
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  Speaker 1: he was wake and everything was fine, but he had
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: bloody gauze hanging out of his mouth. I would do
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  Speaker 1: it and and the dentist is talking to my mom
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  Speaker 1: and saying, Okay, here's what you need to feed him
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  Speaker 1: for the next couple of days and as they're discussing
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  Speaker 1: the aftercare, I see this bloody gauze and the dentist's
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  Speaker 1: voice started changing. In my head. It was the room
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  Speaker 1: and then the whole room is kind of narrowing and
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  Speaker 1: narrowing and narrowing just because I see this bloody gauze.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't even that gross.
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  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing, I know, like the nurse or the what
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  Speaker 1: do you call them, the hy hygien thank you, it
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  Speaker 1: is putting me into a chair and waving of paper
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  Speaker 1: on my face to fan off my face like a.
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  Speaker 2: Drama you knew, right.
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  Speaker 1: And then one other time which I would put this,
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  Speaker 1: that was third place almost fainting. First place was watching
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  Speaker 1: Critical Between Life and Death. Second place almost fainting is
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  Speaker 1: when I was I want to say, eighteen ish and
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: I had these family friends. They had two sons who
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: were about six and eight years old. Then they had
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  Speaker 1: their third son. This happens to be a Jewish family.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: So what do you have happen when you have a son?
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  Speaker 1: You have a brisk I had never been to one before.
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  Speaker 2: I don't recommend it. Why it's a ceremonial circumcision.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so everybody's around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like eleven days after.
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  Speaker 1: It's at the house. Yeah, and they invite family and
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  Speaker 1: friends and a party.
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  Speaker 2: It's a party. Everything we do.
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  Speaker 1: Has a big party. So I stood kind of in
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  Speaker 1: the background. I wanted to be far away. And then
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  Speaker 1: the moil came and he lies the baby down.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Put a little wine on their gum.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Does what I have he's doing? I didn't watch, but
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I knew what was happening obviously, And then the baby
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: starts screaming. So everybody's there to celebrate, I guess, or
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: you know, party it's like, and then there's the after
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: party with.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Like instead of a baby naming, this is what's happened, right,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: So as.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: They did that, and as I hear the baby screaming,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I almost face planted onto the floor. It was unreal
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: and the way that your life flashes before your eyes.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I had all these philosophical thoughts. Why do we do this?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Why are we here? How is this a party? Why
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: are the grandparents here? Why is everybody watching? It's so bizarre,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: is and the same thing so you can't really see
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: the circumcision.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: You just know what's happening.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you know, just a flick.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like they're doing major surgery right at.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: All, but oh my god, it was the the warbling sounds,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: the instant sweat, then a cold swag.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: So this happens to you in general with blood or when.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: It's only thing. Yeah, blood medical stuff.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Three times and you've come as close as you can
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: come to feinting without actually fainting. Yeah, because I've I've
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: fainted three times in my life. I hope that it's
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: done because it's the worst. When I was whittling, we
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: decided to find a little pocket knife, me and my
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: little friend when we were you know, like third grade.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: We started whittling wood because Kansas and I cut my
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: thumb open and then I went in to wash it
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: and I just remember leaning on her really hard and
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: then waking up with my feet on a chair. So
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I was that scared the hell of me. But then
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: flash forward like fifteen years later. I was nude modeling
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: in college.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Which was Ford class.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was awesome because you got paid so much
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: money to do nothing, but my first time ever doing
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: it was an advanced class. So instead of like poses
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: that are short and easy, these were I was standing
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: up totally naked, my whole body facing one direction and
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: my head facing the other direction. So my body's pointing
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: toward one wall, my face is pointing toward the back wall,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: and I just didn't have enough oxygen and so I
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: got exactly what you got, Gregor the whoo. Yeah, what
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: is It's so crazy? Woke up with a bunch of
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: terrified twenty year olds over me, trying to feed me
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: milk and a blueberry muffet and.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: You're still naked.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just remember them trying to give me
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: milk in a blueber I don't, don't. They didn't know
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: what to do. Nobody knew what to do, and it
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: was kind of funny. And you'd think that would have
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: turned me off from the whole thing. Oh no. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: had a long, lust risk career of new modeling after that.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: And then of course, but did you hit the floor, Yeah,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I mean I guess that's the worst
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: part is your head could hit the wrong thing.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: So speaking of that sea bass, that that brings me
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: to what happened just this past December when I puked
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: my guts out so much that I was super dehydrated
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: and I was so dehydrated that I passed out in
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: the bathroom, hit my head, maybe on the metal toilet
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: toilet paper holder, maybe on the toilet seats, still don't know.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Blood woke up, blood gushing on my face. But my
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: first thought was, oh my god, I love cold tile,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: like you just you think this is normal and it
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: feels so good. But thank god my husband heard it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: And then he kept trying to pick me up, and
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: I kept falling backwards and almost taking my head, so
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: he kept grabbing me by my hair right to keep
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: me like he's a can. And then he said I
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: had a seizure, which you know, you like the foaming
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: and everything, So yeah, I'd like for my days of
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: fainting to be over.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I witnessed somebody faint and I hope he doesn't mind
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: me telling.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: This story because I was kind of funny.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I was with Mario and we were at a winery,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: and the winery had a hotel, and we had a
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: hotel suite that fing ruled had the hugest bathroom known
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to man, with this massive bathtub. So we spent the
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: day day drinking hot summer day drinking just bottles and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: bottles and bottles of red wine. Mario's drinking champagne, and
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: somebody had given us a bath bomb. I've never used
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: one in my life, and so I said, hey, we
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: got this huge bathtub, we have a bath bomb. Let's
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: check it out. Put the bath bomb in, get in
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: basically drunk at this point the middle of the day,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: and Mario said, you know what, this is not fun.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Bath suck getting owering. So he gets out and tile
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: floor everywhere and gets up and just absolutely fainted. I
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: jumped up, did everything you're not supposed to do, grab
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: the back of his head, lifted it up like I thought,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if he cracked his skull when
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: he broke his neck. Witnessing somebody faint, I think is
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: worse than fanning herselfing.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I said the same thing to my husband. I said,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I actually feel worse for you seeing that happen to
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: me than me because I don't even remember it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Because you know, is it a stroke? Is a heart attack?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah? Yeah? And then he grabbed his
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: the back of his We're nude, we're soaking wet, we're
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: covered in slippery bath bomb stuff. It was the scariest
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: day ever.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: And what did you do? Did he just wake up.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: It came to and good became alert. Yeah, and he
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: had quite the headache, but thank god he was okay,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: and his back was sore for quite a long Well.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: It certainly didn't mess with his design abilities. Still got
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: that maybe it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Even created them menace. Would you consider yourself having fainted
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: or more of a head injury?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, I've done both? Yeah, fainted, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: there's three. I can remember two quick stories. One when
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: I was in fifth grade, we were doing things where
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: we could like hold our breath the longest and make
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: our face oh yeah, and then so I remember like
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: sitting down and then waking up on the floor for
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: that one.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Was that the one where you take a deep breath
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and somebody pushes on your chest.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, we just like sat in our seats
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: and then we looked at each other and how their
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: breath and try to make our faces as red as possible.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: So you won, Yeah, I won, definitely. One. The other
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: time was when I was doing a morning show and
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: we had bullut and I tried to eat bullot for
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: the first time, and.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I woke up on the ground.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we've done it here.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: But the third time it actually involves the Woody Show,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: but it was before I met anybody on the Woody Shell.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: So the show that I was on previously got fired,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: and I was at my apartment and it was the
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: time when Howard Stern went off the air. So all
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: these new radio shows like signed on and the Woody
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Show was one of them. And I'm in my apartment,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I'm broke as hell, I have no money, and all
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: the bills are starting up, pile up, and I'm I'm
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: flipping through the radio and listening to all these new shows,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: and one of them was The Woody Show. And that
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: day they're like, hey, we're having a blood drive and
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: we it's outside the radio station and we have a
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: bunch of free food if you want to come out.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: And that day I was like, all right, well, it's
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: right down the street from you I live, like, I'm hungry,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: I have no money, could go there again? I didn't.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't anything that day. So and I've given blood
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: a thousand times, I'm fine, but I go there. Next
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: thing I know, I'm on the ground of this bus
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: that they have parked outside, passed out, but they let
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: me leave with a bunch of snacks. They made out
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: that day, so like fast forward a year later, that's
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: when I actually met like Woody and everybody.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy. I remember that day like it was yesterday.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know you were there.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I didn't see anybody from the show because
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: it was outside the station in the bloodmobile. Yeah and
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: the bloodmobile. But yeah, I passed out trying to get
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: a free meal.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Honey. I've given blood many times and seeing when that's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: the key. If you're giving blood, don't look at anything
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: tube and somebody else is giving blood and then you
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: see the blood go down the tube and into the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: bag and it's filling up the na.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: That doesn't bother me. It was just you know, being broken,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: hungry so bad.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: That's why I passed out. Sammy sebet ever fainted.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: I've passed out, but not really I means been due
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: to blacking out, blacked up. Well yeah, I mean that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: But also when I was playing soccer, I had a
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: ball like hit me straight square in the face and
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: I just went down. And I came to with all
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: of my teammates and my coaches just looking over me,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: and I'm like.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Hello, like we need to get shopped the field. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: get it was.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: To me, it was kind of horrifying being on the
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: other end of it because now I get up to
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: walk off the field and everyone's kneeling, because everyone kneels
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: down when someone's injured, and I.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Was like, oh, yeah, they all take it.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Mere reminds me of that account. I follow kids getting
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: hurt and they they show so many videos of like
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: people throwing a beach ball at a baby, like yeah, yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: In reference to my bathtub Mario fainting story, the seven
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: O two pointed out.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Gay, Oh okay, well, the bath bomb.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know about two guys in the middle of
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the day taking a bath together, naked and all, and
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: drinking wine out of winery and then holding him after
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: he fainted whilst naked and wet. I don't see how
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: that's gay.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: So what do you know, We're there,