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EP 43 - WHY CAN'T WE ALL BE INTROVERTS?? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: I'm not known for dingleberries.
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  Speaker 2: I'll admit, I have a few chia seeds popping out
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  Speaker 2: here and there because I've been having a lot of
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  Speaker 2: chia seeds lately. But fully undigested chia seeds coming out.
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  Speaker 2: But I cannot remember for the life of me being
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  Speaker 2: called dingle. We like to talk about just masculinity, the
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  Speaker 2: way that it's just getting left behind. And we truly
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  Speaker 2: try to get these young guys to just be looking
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  Speaker 2: more into their masculinity. We sell a course to start
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  Speaker 2: businesses and get jacked and have six packs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I'll have to, I don't know about the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: but the course, I'll have to check it out. That's
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  Speaker 1: everything I'm all about. Jake and Artie, the Relatable Party. Relatable.
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  Speaker 2: The Relatable Podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: Daddy.
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  Speaker 2: And my partner in crime, Mr. Artie Clark, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: Mummy.
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  Speaker 2: And you guys are the daddies. Actually, I was thinking
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  Speaker 2: of starting a different way, but I was going to
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  Speaker 2: say like, how are we?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, old school.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 1: My gut's still annoying me, but overall, I'm actually feeling
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  Speaker 1: really good. I've been locked in for some reason with
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  Speaker 1: my diet and then like also just like, what would
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  Speaker 1: you call it? Routine. Good.
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  Speaker 2: I've been locked in on my diet as well. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to lie to you.
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  Speaker 1: What about you? How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 2: Pretty good. Like body-wise, I feel good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. As in... Actually, randomly? Mentally, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: No, mentally, I think I'm... I find mentally, I feel
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  Speaker 2: pretty solid all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty lucky with that. but maybe this would be a
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  Speaker 2: sign of mentally not feeling solid. Number one, my body
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  Speaker 2: feels good, but we all know that I've had like
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  Speaker 2: tummy issues my whole life. So we don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I actually feel like shit and just don't know it.
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  Speaker 2: But I've been doing my naturopath regime and I don't
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  Speaker 2: really know there's a huge difference yet, but it's been
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  Speaker 2: less than a month. So I'm going to- Parasite cleanse.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to give it a- My parasite cleanse hasn't
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  Speaker 2: even started yet. My parasite cleanse starts in like a
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  Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Yeah. But I randomly have been having
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  Speaker 2: like I don't think it's body dysmorphia. But it's body.
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  Speaker 2: What is it called? Just like body image?
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  Speaker 1: You're concerned about how your body looks.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of like a couple of times been getting
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  Speaker 2: out of the shower and just been like, I kind
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  Speaker 2: of just want to lock in and go to the
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  Speaker 2: gym a bit more. I was like, I'm not happy
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  Speaker 2: with this.
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  Speaker 1: Shit. I know. You should send us a few pics.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't seen you show up.
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  Speaker 2: In a while.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes I will....
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  Speaker 2: See myself on a certain angle and think, oh, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just fucking tripping balls here. But then other times in
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  Speaker 2: good lighting, you know, in good lighting, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm tripping balls.
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  Speaker 1: I look great. You should install one of those squish
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  Speaker 1: mirrors they have at the gym, which make everyone look
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  Speaker 1: like Vulcan Matthew. Yeah, true, true.
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  Speaker 2: I just fucking, to be fair, I've been locking in
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  Speaker 2: on diet, but I haven't been locking in on protein
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. Like I still have protein, but I've been
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  Speaker 2: locking in on just fiber and then, keeping a wide
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  Speaker 2: variety of fruits and vegetables, which is what my naturopath said.
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  Speaker 1: What's body dysmorphia is when you look good, but you
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  Speaker 1: think you look bad. Yeah. That's body dysmorphia. And what
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  Speaker 1: is it when, so you're saying you, I just, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's just body image issues. Like I know I
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  Speaker 1: don't look bad.
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  Speaker 2: And if we're talking objectively or if I compare myself
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  Speaker 2: to other people, but I think if I look at
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  Speaker 2: myself and I think, Oh, I've had times in my
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  Speaker 2: life where I have just worked way harder to look better.
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  Speaker 2: And I did look better. And I just think like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I kind of, I'm comparing myself to.
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  Speaker 1: The old me. It's a hard one though too because
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  Speaker 1: do you compare yourself to the standard you hold to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Which in maybe your eyes, you're not looking that great.
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  Speaker 1: But then if you do compare to general averages, you're
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  Speaker 1: actually looking great. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can say that easily. But also my gym doesn't help.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to that fancy one on the go still? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then my younger brother very recently comes out and
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  Speaker 2: says like, oh, because he stopped going to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: Dad got rid of his membership.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: And he's come out and he said, you know, do
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  Speaker 2: you still go to the gym? And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I still go. And he said, oh, I'd like to go.
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  Speaker 2: I said, cool, cool, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Why did your dad cancel it?
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  Speaker 2: Because he wasn't going. My dad just was like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to.
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  Speaker 1: Pay for it. Bro, the other one that we like,
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  Speaker 1: the non-pretentious one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where we need to go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We need to go. You go to literally probably
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  Speaker 1: the most pretentious gym in Australia. Hands down, bro.
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  Speaker 2: I live on the Gold Coast, Influencer Central, and this
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  Speaker 2: is the Influencer Gym, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: People there are fucking jacked. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen Instagram. You open your Instagram and it's just,
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  Speaker 1: Bloody shirt off guy or bloody jacked woman.
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  Speaker 2: It's genuinely not healthy for the mental health.
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  Speaker 1: Can't be. And then everyone's also like tanned year round
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  Speaker 1: up there. Lean, 5% body fat.
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  Speaker 2: Also, it's like encouraged to film and it's encouraged to
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  Speaker 2: work out of like a shirt off. There's dudes just
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  Speaker 2: like working out. I feel bad for the women that
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  Speaker 2: work out there, if I'm being honest with you. Because
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  Speaker 2: if you go, there's certain times a day, I've been
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  Speaker 2: there where it's just 30 guys.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: And like at least 10 of them have their shirt off.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm kind of like, you look good, you know?
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, I'd love to look like that obviously,
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  Speaker 2: but also it's kind of gross.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you fucking clean like your sweat up and
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  Speaker 2: shit after that. At least the shirt's a barrier.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think of that actually.
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  Speaker 2: It's like fucking kind of gross.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I guess you know what you're getting
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  Speaker 1: yourself into though. Yeah. And I feel like I've been
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  Speaker 1: there and like, there's like Porsches and like nice cars
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  Speaker 1: parked out the front. I feel like not really going
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  Speaker 1: out there to get a good session in. going out
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  Speaker 1: there for a little.
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  Speaker 2: Bit eye candy or something I don't know it's like
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  Speaker 2: almost performative oh it's so performative I rock up in
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  Speaker 2: Fran bro I reckon there's a time and a.
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  Speaker 1: Place for it and I would like go there occasionally
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  Speaker 1: but it couldn't be my everyday.
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  Speaker 2: Gym nah I'm starting to for some reason I just
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's like admin for me is
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  Speaker 2: the reason why I don't change definitely is it's definitely
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  Speaker 2: the admin honestly because I ended up having a few
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  Speaker 2: issues with getting signed up properly and then it double
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  Speaker 2: charged me and then he sorted me out and he
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  Speaker 2: was a good bloke and now I just go now
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  Speaker 2: I just get the single charge And I just, like,
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  Speaker 2: good equipment, good gym.
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  Speaker 1: It's just so many people.
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  Speaker 2: I want to ask the guy, like, any chance you
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  Speaker 2: just want to open another one and cap the membership?
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  Speaker 2: I'll pay more. Like, I'd pay $ 50 a week just
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  Speaker 2: to have a capped membership gym.
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  Speaker 1: That actually brings up a good point I've been thinking
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  Speaker 1: about a lot recently. With that gym and also Instagram,
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  Speaker 1: it's so performative but also aesthetic. Yeah, bro. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of, like, leaning into or want to lean into being–
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  Speaker 1: real and normal and bringing back the Instagram was just
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  Speaker 1: like vibes and extension of your personality. And like, cause
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I like going to the gym and like literally
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  Speaker 1: like to those persons, those people's standards looking like shit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to wear all the nice, I just
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  Speaker 1: want to put on a shirt, some like old soccer shirt,
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  Speaker 1: old soccer shorts, sorry. And then just go work out
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  Speaker 1: and get a fucking hard session in and no one
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  Speaker 1: sees me. Like, I kind of like that. That's kind
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  Speaker 1: of true. That's what like working out is meant to be.
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  Speaker 1: But now it's like, get some Instagram pics. Also be aesthetic,
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  Speaker 1: go to the most aesthetic gym. And then it's just like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: it takes up so much brain capacity.
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  Speaker 2: Or the one thing, funny you say that, I do
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  Speaker 2: notice everyone there, they will be where, like they don't
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  Speaker 2: just chuck on Gym clothes. Like, there's no... Like, they
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  Speaker 2: don't just chuck these gym clothes on. They're wearing nice stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Very nice stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And don't get me wrong. Time and place for it,
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  Speaker 1: but not every single day.
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  Speaker 2: I just think, like, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Effort.
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  Speaker 2: I think effort, part of me is kind of like,
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  Speaker 2: you know what?
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  Speaker 1: Look good, feel good.
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  Speaker 2: Like, they obviously... There's lots of mirrors in gyms, and
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  Speaker 2: they look around, and they want to look at themselves
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  Speaker 2: and look good. But, yeah, they're wearing some nice-ass fucking clothes, eh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. No, I agree. But I guess... I guess
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  Speaker 1: it's what you value because it's so easy not to,
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  Speaker 1: not to put yourself in that scenario. And it's weird
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  Speaker 1: because it's a mad inclusive gym.
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  Speaker 2: Like they send a text message out to like every
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  Speaker 2: member gets a text message. It's obviously automated, right? But
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  Speaker 2: every Saturday morning, you get it every Friday, every Saturday morning,
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  Speaker 2: there's a thing called social sweat where they go, they
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  Speaker 2: just took a big group workout. And it's called social sweat.
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  Speaker 2: But they, and it's like, you know, come to the
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  Speaker 2: social sweat, we'll train for an hour, then we'll get
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  Speaker 2: a coffee and everyone hangs out. And like, You can
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  Speaker 2: tell a bunch of people must go to it because
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  Speaker 2: when you're at the gym, I've never been because I
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  Speaker 2: just can't do it. I just don't like group training.
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  Speaker 2: But everyone knows each other. Everyone knows each other.
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  Speaker 1: Are they inclusive though? Because you go to like run clubs,
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  Speaker 1: not that I've been, I've heard stories, but you go
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  Speaker 1: to a run club or an event like this and
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  Speaker 1: they go, oh yeah, all welcome. And then everyone just
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  Speaker 1: talks to who they already know and then the person
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  Speaker 1: who's new doesn't get talked to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hard one.
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  Speaker 1: I actually, I wonder if I.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, I put myself in the shoes of the
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  Speaker 2: people that would already have been part of the run club.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm probably the same. Like I'm not the type
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  Speaker 2: to go up to a new person.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: And unless maybe someone encourages me and says, oh, are
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  Speaker 2: they new? Like maybe someone should go talk to them.
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  Speaker 2: Then I might go up and be like, oh, how
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  Speaker 2: are you? Because you have like this maybe if you
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  Speaker 2: feel like you belong to the run club, then you
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  Speaker 2: feel as though you could be confident enough to go
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  Speaker 2: bring someone into it.
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  Speaker 1: And then it's like.
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  Speaker 2: True.
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  Speaker 1: If you're like almost in that top tier of who
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  Speaker 1: started it. But I guess one thing I've always been
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  Speaker 1: appreciative of is not needing connection or like other people.
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  Speaker 1: Do you not need connection? But I feel like you do.
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  Speaker 2: You just get it in different ways.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not like that connection. How would you label
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: that connection? Obviously, I love to love. That's just social.
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  Speaker 1: I could happily. I get caught on Instagram sometimes like
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: people who are traveling, backpacking around Europe and they go
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  Speaker 1: into all these events and hostels. I'm like, this is
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: the worst thing in the world. Like if I went
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: backpacking by myself and say I was single, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: talk to a soul for six weeks.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: Bro, if you went backpacking by yourself, I'd probably call
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: the police and be like, that's an alien in Odi's
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: body that's just using him. There's a Valg demon in
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: Odi's body right now and the King of Ardalan's controlling
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: him via a ring. I was like, check for a collar.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: I'd be saying, where's the collar?
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  Speaker 1: Legit, I don't know how anyone like consciously makes the
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  Speaker 1: decision to sleep in a hostel. Oh my goodness. I'd
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: prefer to stay home and not go on a trip.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, if someone, yeah, if like, if for some reason,
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: if I was mad keen to go somewhere and all
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: my mates were just like hyping up this trip, that
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: would require mates. But anyway, let's just, let's keep it
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: all hypothetical.
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  Speaker 3: And let's keep it all hypothetical let's just say they're
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  Speaker 3: like we're going boys trip europe six weeks let's go
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  Speaker 3: and i'm like hectic let's go where are we booking
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  Speaker 3: a combo they go oh hostels i'd say i'm out
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: i'd say i'm.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: Out i would too i'm literally not going we have
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: a friend i don't know if i told you or
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: not he's planning a europe trip next year with his
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  Speaker 1: new girlfriend Oh, you did tell me this. That's nice.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, where are you going
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  Speaker 1: to stay? Like, what are you doing? And he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to stay in a couple of hostels together.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, together? I'm like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: is the point, bro? He's like, yeah, I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: to save a bit of coin. And I'm like, don't
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: go there if you can't afford it. Literally.
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  Speaker 2: It's so, it's like, it comes from such a privileged place.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like, dead set. I'm not going if I
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: can't afford it. Just get my own accommodations.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: And, like, I understand that, like, obviously you can still
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: go on a trip and have a great time and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: But I'd prefer to stay for an extra year and
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: stay in a hotel room than book a hostel.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: Like, also, something, I don't know, thoughts on a Contiki tour?
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Like, if you're single? Oh, if you're single, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: do one, but I can see the hype around it.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: What about Contiki with a girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: Hell no. Really? Once again, I don't need the connection. And, like,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I could plan a better trip than
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: a Contiki could. Give me my best friend. Definitely isn't
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  Speaker 1: rhyming with.
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  Speaker 2: ChatGPT.
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  Speaker 1: EI. And I could plan the best trip ever.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, bro.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: You get some good friends on those trips, bro.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do, I guess. The thing also, they do
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: this with golf.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: If at a nice golf course, the way golf works
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: is tee times are every 10 minutes. Yeah.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: And.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: It's four people per tee time. And if you book
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: a tee time where it's just one person, they quite
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: often will put you with a group of two or like,
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: it could be four randoms that have all booked the
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: same tee time and you get put, you're playing the
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: same golf.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: And so you can either talk to him or not
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: talk to him. And it just, it can be awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, a hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: I've never really had it properly done, but it's like,
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  Speaker 2: I can see.
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  Speaker 1: It being awkward. If you could predict where your future's heading,
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: like socially. Yeah. How do you see yourself in like,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know, 10 or 20 years?
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: I see myself in 10, 20 years.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: In 10 years, what do you be? Like 40?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: In 10 years, I'll be fucking... I'll be 36, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, shit.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: No, in like 10, 20 years, I predict myself... Socially,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm changing much. Genuinely, I really don't
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: think I'm changing much. I reckon I have close tight-knit group.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Like there's a couple... So there's you... Um, I could
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: put more effort in with like two more friends from
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: our friend group. Right. That's, that's like a me thing.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I can a hundred percent put more effort in, sorry,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: more effort in. And then Justin that we know, my
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: new friend that I met like a year and a
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: bit ago, whatever from Sydney. And then our new friend,
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Luke Bates, it's the only people I reckon, unless I
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: meet more.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm going to actually, I'm going to
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: an event on my own without you, but I've chosen,
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: I'm choosing the one that Luke Bateman's at.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: True. Bad news. We're invited to the ACOTAR book release
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: in Brisbane. Um, But Audie won't be here.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: But also, like, props to you for going by yourself.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: But I haven't. I've got Luke, man.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: You've got Luke, but also, like, it's an event. People
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: are going to come up to you. Like, you reckon? 100%
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: they will. We have a book club about ACOTAR. Yeah,
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: people know who you are. Like, it's not like you're
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: going out to a trivia night by yourself.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: True, yeah. The good thing about this event is imagine
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: going to a trivia night by yourself. and you just
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: join a team.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Imagine you go wait bro that's the start of my
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: horror story imagine you go.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: To a trivia night by yourself you join a team
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: but then you just get all the answers right and
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: they're just like hyping you the fuck up the whole.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Night but funnily enough we'll get back to uh the
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: event i was i'm going to bali soon and i
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: was gone asleep thinking about i really want to play
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: they have jungle paddle over there yeah which is like
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: pickleball oh i'm.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: So keen for paddle to be a thing in australia
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: and um It is, kind of. Kind of. They're just
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: not as popular as Barley.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just everywhere. And I can't play. I actually
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: physically can't play with my girlfriend because she can't hit
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: the ball back. Sorry, Cassie.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: I have unfortunately witnessed this.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Last time she went, she was dealing with some tummy issues,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: but we had to cry and we had to leave.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Wait what we or she she what was she crying
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: yeah she was having tummy issues and then like it
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: was hot and she was flustered and then like being
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: bad at something that you want to be good at
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: You're just like and i think she was playing because
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: i was keen to play like she couldn't hit it
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: back really um anyway i was going to sleep the
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: other night i was thinking fuck you can go on
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: the apps and like book a spot yeah like a
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: like a quarter four i was like i could do
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: that And then I'm like, I'm not going to do that.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: You could though. You can verse someone. You can choose
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: who to verse. Yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Someone at your skill level.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Like you could choose beginner, beginner. Like intermediate or whatever.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: And then like, I was like, oh, I could go
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: do this and like have some growth and people all
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: about getting uncomfortable. And I'm like, I'm just not going
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Shit, bro. It would just be so embarrassing if you
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: went and you're like, yeah, just being real keen to
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: play paddle. And then you verse someone that was just
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: so much better than you.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: And it's just like, well, I know it's boring for
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: you because it's boring for me.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: True, I didn't think of that.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Like winning like crazy fucking.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: It's just.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: We got invited to a paddle event in Sydney.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were both away on holiday. That would have
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: been fun.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Oi. We would have fucking aced that shit up. Inspired
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Unemployed was there. If you and I went as duos, honestly,
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I reckon we would have done alright.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I reckon we would have. Because we fucking.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: When we verse each other, we can have the craziest rallies.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I reckon we would have actually done alright. We could
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: have played against like... It sucks that we weren't here.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: But we could have played against like the Inspired Unemployed.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: And you know, in off-campus, the... The guy that she's
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: got a crush on. What's her name?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Wellesley? Hannah? Welles? Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Wellesley. So Hannah has a crush on that guy and
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Josh Houston plays him.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: He was there. Yeah. He's Australian. He's Australian. He was playing.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: You know, he... So the book I was in, the
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: audio book. Yeah. What was it called? Full Throttle.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I was a voice actor. That's being a live adaptation
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: and he's the main actor. I'm still waiting for the call.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, you should get, you should say,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: do you need a bartender?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Cause that's my actual voice.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah. Do you need a bartender?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: When they do adaptations, I, do you reckon, I've always
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: thought when you do an adaptation of a book and
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: you do a movie, they obviously have to cut so
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: much shit out to make it. So it's like, you can,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: actually make a movie that's within an hour and a
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: half or whatever why aren't they just doing tv shows
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: like they do with game of.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Thrones is it too expensive oh actually yeah it probably
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense probably but still like movies
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: these days are like three hours i actually want to
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: start getting into going to the movies more i really
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: feel like it's such a good activity and like just
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: don't do it the new brad pitt movies out that
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: looks heaps good we got invited to that premiere oh
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: yeah i know we also got invited to but it's
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: like out here just saying, we got invited to this,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: we got invited to this, and we just don't go
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: to any of them. No, we don't.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: We're fucked.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I think about going. That's it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: But we'd have to go alone to a lot of them.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: True.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Because we live far away.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: We were actually here for the– no, that was Verity,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I think. That's on tomorrow in Sydney. Really? Did we
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: get invited? Yeah, we did. Oh, my God.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I remember when we first started doing the pod. And
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: you'd see all these people go into movie premieres. And
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I thought to myself, can't wait till we start getting
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: invited to movie premieres. It just seems so sick. We'll
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: definitely go to those. And we just don't.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: We went to the Willy Wonka one.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Well, that was a shit movie.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was bad. But it's also like... We went
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: to the Mission Impossible one. That was pretty good.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: That was actually cool.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: That was good. I don't know. It's just like.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: We should just be labeled as full-on introverts. And I
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: like to own that. Although we have a platform and
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: although we have followers, listeners, everything, it's amazing. But also,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, we're still ourselves. I'm
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: not that person who's going to go in front of
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: a camera and be like, yo, guys, take photos of me.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I fucking love this shit, dude.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's a really good point.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I'm never going to love that.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Never going to love that. Never going to love red carpets.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Never going to love a street interview or the little
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: interviews that they do. Because it's all very, I don't know,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: what's the right word for it?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Egotistical.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Egotistical.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: It's like egotistical, but it's also, it's just, it's, I
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: don't think vain is the right word. Like if you're vain,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: it means I think highly of myself or something. It's more,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: it just kind of feels, I guess, empty.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It's, it's funny too though, because like, I think you
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: definitely need a level of confidence or false confidence to
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: get through life too. And finding that balance between being
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: too confident and then also confident enough in yourself where
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you can like go around life. You know when someone
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: walks past and you go, that guy or that girl
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: looks like she's confident but then someone else walks past
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and you go, fuck that guy. You know what I mean?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: That exact like difference.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You know the guy that, he's like the calorie guy.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: And he films like just on the street with Maccas next.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: To like Christmas greens. He's like bald and stuff. Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I just don't, I think props to that guy for
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: doing what he's doing. Sending a good message and he's
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: like trying to promote being healthy he promotes his app
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: or whatever he's got like a calorie counting app or
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: whatever right he's doing he does it for money of
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: course yeah i just think if i was somewhere and
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: i see him doing the intros to his to his
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: videos i'd it'd piss.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Me off oh fucking piss me off no it takes
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a certain type of person and like a lot of
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: people think that too about us like Because we're so
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: extroverted on the pod. Like, fuck yeah, you guys waste
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that shit but no we won't yeah we.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Could never do that extroverted sometimes it's like are we
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: just fucking rude or are we just like so.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: We try and like act like that like like an
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: extroverted like full of themselves confident person for a moment
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: how do you even let me interview street interview let's.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Do it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay what's it
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: about are you gonna make up what it's about.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: You're going to the new Brad Pitt film yeah You're
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: on the red carpet by yourself. I couldn't make it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And I'm an interviewer. Fucking... No.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Like, genuinely, my biggest fear... is this exact scenario. Like
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I've gone, why am I there first?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Why am I there?
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if I can act like this,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: but okay, all right, here I go. I've done the
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: red carpet.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: The way it works is like- You're not being yourself, okay?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: The way it works is like you go red carpet,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: they snap a few pics, they don't know who you are.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: They're like, look this way, look this way. It'd be
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: sick if they, because you know, have you ever seen
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: videos where it's like actually Brad Pitt and then like
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: all the paparazzi are like, Brad, Brad, Brad. I want
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: to be like, Jake, Jake, Jake.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Fuck, okay, I've just done the red carpet.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: And I've come up straight into your eye. You hit
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: me up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir. Could you come over here for a
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: quick interview? Yeah, yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: What's this about?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Just about the movie. Firstly, who are you and why
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: did you get invited? Jake Craig.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Got a podcast.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, what's the podcast about?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Podcast is about, we like to do it with a friend,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: but he's not here at the moment, but We like
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: to talk about just masculinity, the way that it's just
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: getting left behind. And we truly try to get these
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: young guys to just be looking more into their masculinity.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: We sell a course to start businesses and get jacked
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: and have six packs.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know about the podcast, but the course, I'll
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: have to check it out. That's everything I'm all about.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Mate, actually, for real.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 500 bucks a week.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: 500.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Goes for six months. Wow. But think about this. What? Return.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: ROI.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: ROI.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: We're all about ROI on this. We have 10 studies done, right?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: We've done hundreds, but we have 10 individual cases of
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: these people have left with not only a six pack,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: but they have also left by making their money back.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. Do you mind showing the six pack you've got?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe not today because I'm in a suit with my
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: shirt tucked in. That'd be annoying to untuck and tuck
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: back in.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: But, mate.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Check out my Instagram, jakecraig, with two e's on Instagram.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I'll be sure to follow that up.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I can't even do this. I don't even know what
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: to do to be cocky.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: That was good. I feel like, but it also came
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: across as like, you believed in it. Like, that's what
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you want. I just don't even know how.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: To do it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: It's something we got to practice for sure. Fuck, bro.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: You know what else we should practice?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Is we don't have nicknames for each other.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, daddy.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Nicknames.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: So, like, I call you Otty. You call me Jake.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: It's kind of boring, no? True.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe. Like, your real name's Otway.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And everyone calls you Otty.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: But I don't call you Otway.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I call you JC, Jake Craig.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: My name is, my name, let's try my name first. Okay.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: What could a nickname for me be? JC.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: JC.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: JC. Jakey sounds like you're 12, so I can't say that. Yeah,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: only family members call me Jakey. JC, Jake, what's up?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You used to get called Dingle.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Dingle?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Because you had dingleberries. You made that up. That was
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: your name in one of our group chats.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Dingle.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: That's literally, you just made that up. No, I didn't.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You just made that up. I swear on my life.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: There is not a group chat out there where my
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: name on the group chat is Dingle.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is. I'm dead. What are you talking about?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's one of those ones here because you're the
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: one sending the messages. You don't see it, but everyone
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: else does. That's just not how it works.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I would remember if I had a nickname of Dingle.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: My nickname, you're just fucking making it up.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not. How would I think of that that quickly?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: The only thing I can think of is that the
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: only person I can think of that would have been
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: called Dingle is Jack.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: No, it was 100% you. I'm not known for dingleberries.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I'll admit I have a few chia seeds popping out
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: here and there because I've been having a lot of
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: chia seeds lately. But fully undigested chia seeds coming out.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: But I cannot remember for the life of me being
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: called Dingle.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I swear if we went through one of our old...
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It's because we don't have friends anymore. I can't find
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: it because we don't talk in these group chats. But
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: on one of our messenger chats, your name 100% swear
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: on my life was named Dingle. That's full bullshit. It's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Craig's or Craigie. You want to lock that in? No,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want Dingle to be locked in, bro. Bro,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you came to me saying these names.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I don't even have a nickname anymore. Dingle.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: It's not fucking Dingle. No one's going to call me Dingle.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Comment below if you want Dingle to stick. I mean,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: no pun intended. Dingles do stick. Yeah. People might not
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: like clock what it means, but it's like Jingle, Dingle.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Dingle. Yeah. Dude, where are you getting this, eh? Who
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: the fuck was called Dingle? Because it wasn't me.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100%. I would remember that. You must have trauma
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: dumped that shit out of your mind.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Suppressed it. Compressed it deep down.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: We got you. What's me? What did I call you?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think. It would feel so weird calling
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: you anything other than Oddy or bro. Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: You've been picking up a lot of broskies and bro lately.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I'll hit a bit of broski.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But it needs to be like individual to me.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Our manager calls you Ott.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that a bit. Ott.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Ott.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: So, so. What about Hottie? Hottie? Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: What about not? What about, okay, so we've got Oddie.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Dingle and, what's good? We're a duo, so like Dingle and. Oddie. Oddy, nah.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Loddy, nah. Goddy, nah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Potty? Nah. Goddy. Snotty. Snotty, snotty, oddy. Snotty, oddy. Nah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Could be like... It doesn't have to be like... It
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a two-year name. The boys called
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: me Fetus. Remember that?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What was that?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: No, it was Cletus. No, it was Fetus.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: What was Fetus for?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: And then Cletus came from Fetus. Because on a night out... No,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: not a night out. We had a house party.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And I went and took a piss. Yeah. And then
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: it was raining and I came back and my mouth
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was all bloody and it looked like I had eaten
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, yes.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: But what happened was I took a piss and then
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I turned around and then I fell over and, like,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: my teeth bit my lips. And I didn't know it
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: was bleeding because it was pitch black outside. I actually
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: have a photo, I think, of you with just, like,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: kind of blood. You look like a vampire. Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: You look like a vampire that's, like, trying to hide
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the fact that he just... went and just sucked someone's
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: blood and left a dead body behind the house and
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: you're just chilling there. You're like this, you're like, you're
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: smiling and you're kind of like, I.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Swear I didn't do anything. I was that drunk. I
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: couldn't feel a thing. And then I came back and
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: everyone was like, look at me like, fuck, what happened
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to you? I was like, fuck, I don't know. You
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: tell me. Well, no, I don't even know what to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: call you.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I reckon.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: What about baddies? Comment below what our nicknames could be.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like Dingle might stick and then something for me.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: What are things you do?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: You leave the toilet seat up?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Seat boy.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: You eat with your mouth open?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Cassie's had a few goes at me at that recently. Really?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: It was actually funny because Beth, she notices it and
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: she says, when I'm with you, I eat with my
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: mouth open when I'm with you.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: We mirror each other. Oh, yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: And then she said most recent time you were there, though,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: that I wasn't bad, but you were bad. And she's like,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I can't even. She said, like, it's funny.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: But.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Because she said something once or something like that. And
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: you were just like, oh, yeah. And then you still
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: eat with your mouth open.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You fuck... It's like you can't get the food down
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: quick enough. Yeah, that's what I've been told. Because I
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: just don't clock it, eh? Like, because... You clearly didn't grow.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Up with sisters because.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Nah. Bro.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: My fucking sister.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Even my brother's worse than me.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I actually said to Beth, I said... The only thing
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I can think, it's like, look, I'm not going to
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: defend someone for eating with their mouth open. But I
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: do know that his brother used to eat rice so
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: fast that he would vomit after he ate rice. For
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: some reason, he couldn't get the rice down quick enough.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that happened. It's funny though, too, because if I'm in,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: because that's a relaxed setting. I don't think about it
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and I eat with my mouth open. But if I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: went and had a family dinner with your family, I'd
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: eat with my mouth closed.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: You reckon?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 100% I would. Really? Yeah, 100%. 100%? Did you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: actually think you would? Yeah, 100% I would. Because of
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: the setting.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: But so Cassie says stuff to you. She has like lately.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: She'll throw me with like, Pookie, I love you so much.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: She gets like sensory overload too. So it's bad. When
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: the dog like licks his paws or whatever, she like
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: gets wigged out. She's like, Pookie, I love you so much,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: but eat with your mouth closed. That's so funny because.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: If I do, like Beth, she doesn't even say to me,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: she doesn't even say like, I love you, but please
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: eat with your mouth closed. She'll straight up just be like,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: she'll just be like, you need to fucking leave. Or
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: she'll be like, I can't eat next to you. She's like,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I think Cassie does that too because I get awkward
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: and I can't help it. Like if someone like criticizes
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: me or like says, even though I know I'm in
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the wrong. Like I just like physically can't just be like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, no worries. And then I'm like, are you like,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Are you offended? No, I'm not offended, but like the
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: way like if you said to me, so let's just
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: say we're eating and I'm like, Odi, can you keep
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: your mouth closed? I'm like, oh yeah, sure. Like that's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: what I say. That's good.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I feel that's fine.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I feel like that's fine. I feel awkward.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Because you, I feel like at the same time, you're
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: kind of thinking, well, I didn't know I was doing it.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: And then you're thinking, this is just what I do.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I can, like, understand a mindset.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But, fuck, maybe you're slightly offended. I don't know.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And I don't mean it wrong. Like, I can admit that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: But sometimes, especially when, like, I'm loving a meal, I
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: get locked in. Yeah. And, like, I don't think about
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: anything else. And I'm just loving it. Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And you bring your face to the meal. I do
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: the same thing if I'm loving a meal.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: It takes me away.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: If I really am, like, hoofing down a GYG or something.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, you know it's a good meal
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: if you're with people and you're not talking to them.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: eating but I'll do the same I'll do this where
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I go down and my dad used to get real
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: into me and being like Jake you just you need
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: to bring the food to you don't bring yourself to
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: the food.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: How I say this though like imagine this is the
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: exact equivalent like your girl's about to have an orgasm
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: and she starts making a lot of noise because she's
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: enjoying it so much that's the equivalent of me bringing
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it close and eating my mouth but I don't think
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that's not the equivalent and then she's about to come
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and then you go Babe, shut up. That is not
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: the equivalent. That is not the same. That is not
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: anywhere near the same. My body gets taken over by
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the meal.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: But there's not manners in the bedroom.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Technically there is.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: What are bedroom manners? If we're talking about sex.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Consent.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Well, that's great.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: That's a really good answer. And then past that. Man,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: it probably like, I feel like you just know the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: line with the person you're having sex with. Like I'm
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: not going to spit on her and shit.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Unless you can, unless you're just like, oh, down there maybe,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: not like. Okay. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. But I was like,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: you ever been, we're getting in depth here, but have
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: you ever like been told to like, you know, slap
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: my ass? Have you ever slapped ass and then they're
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: like harder? And I'm like, Isn't that kind of.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: But isn't that kind of fucking hard? Not really with...
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not much of a slapper and doggy. Yeah. But
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: like I've got that choking. They're harder.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: And then... Bit of a headlock in there, mate. Because
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I think... Well, I think I'm... Because I just put
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: my hand around their neck or whatever. Yeah. And then
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this must be good. But they're obviously like harder.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to hurt you. I'll crush
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: your fucking windpipe. But I could understand the bum cheeks.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: There's so much cushion there.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true. Also, there's like a thing where apparently... I
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: don't know if this is a women-only thing, but I've
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: definitely heard this somewhere. And the pain of, say, getting
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: slapped on the ass or even choked, if they're into that, it,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: for some reason, adds to the pleasure of sex, which
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: is really crazy, is it not?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Is that why people like bondage and that? Because doesn't
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that hurt? I think, yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Sometimes people like to really incorporate actual pleasure pain.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: But at what point like i could understand the little
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: cheeky slap here or like lost the oxygen there but
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: at what point does it get too far.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Bro what if fuck it can get i'm sure there's
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: there's things i wouldn't do like if beth said fucking
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: slap me in the face i'd just say no.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah neither yeah that would take away from like my
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: enjoyment yeah i'm not doing that that's a good point
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: one thing i'm struggling with a little bit recently because
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: i moved in with my girlfriend We share a wall with, like,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: her parents' side of the house.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I was actually talking to Beth about this.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: We've got to be quiet.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And, like, it does take away from it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: And actually, let me just say something. I have shared
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: a villa with you and Cassie. These motherfuckers ain't quiet. Also,
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: if it was Oddie's way, the whole house would be shaking.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking rabbit, bro.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking rabbit. I'm telling you. I forgot about that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. We stayed in a fucking villa where,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: for some reason... I was downstairs and Odie was upstairs.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: And for some reason, the upstairs wasn't like cemented into stuff.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: It's like they built the villa and then thought, oh,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: we'll build a mezzanine.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: So the mezzanine was just like this freestanding floor and
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: it was braced.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: But this fucking thing shook. And I was like, wait,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: are we about to fucking experience a tsunami because there's
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: an earthquake?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Funnily enough, exact same villa. Granted, I was sick. I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: went to sleep one night. In this mezzanine. Yeah. And
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: then I woke up the next morning. Jake had some
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: sus smile on his face. What are you talking about?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: And Jake had a girl over.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I've never had sex before that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Literally, never. I can cut it if you want. Had
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: a girl over. Slept with her. Made love with her.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: She left. I had absolutely no idea. Exactly. Slept through
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the whole thing.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Because I'm a respectful. That's where manners come in with sex.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Because I'm a respectful, silent lover when I know my
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: friend is sick and sleeping.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Me on the other hand i'm fucking shaking nothing to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: do with the fact that i lasted 30 seconds absolutely
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: nothing but the difference is to you like i don't
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: care but like bevy that's cassie's parents fuck.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Oh they're gonna care if they hear their daughter getting
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: fucking railed in the room next door of course.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: No i care oh you i don't want them to hear.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: That well that's valid and that's respectful yeah but is
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: there a part of you that thinks like you know,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I'm now the man of the house.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: But also I don't know what they're going to hear too,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: because like, I don't know if like we're on the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: second story. Did the bed like make a bit of movement?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: And like you guys used to come here more.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We broke out. I broke out my last bed.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: This guy, I'm telling you.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I snapped this guy. The bed before our koala one.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: What did you fucking do? I snapped it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Did you run from this room into there and fucking
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: just like, you know, slot the needle?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Thread the needle? When you know what you're doing in
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: the bedroom, Jake. You guys got a rhythm going. Shit happens. Yeah,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the rhythm. Yeah. When you get in that rhythm though,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: like it's uncomparable.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: So at the moment though, you guys just have to
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: make sweet, sweet, silent love.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Sex is still great, but yeah, I can't get into
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: that same rhythm because I can't get into my.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Usual- You know what sucks is here- Oh my God.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: How long did you guys live together before you went
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: to Europe?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: March till, I don't know.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: So it's a couple months, right?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So you had a couple months of like getting into
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: the practice, I guess, of keeping it nice and silent.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Right. And then you go to Europe and you're like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know what Europe did to me. I was
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: a one pump chump. You go to Europe and you're like,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: we can do what we fucking want here. That's sexy.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: That's arousing. That's going to get you excited. That's why
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: you were finishing so quick.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, good. I didn't know where you were going with that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Because you can do what you want. Yeah, I was
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: thinking about it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Because I think about it, right? And I'm like, you know,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: every now and then it's kind of like you have
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: a bit of a session where you guys look each
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: other in the eye and you're like, yeah, let's do this.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: We're not making love. We're going for it. As soon
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: as that happens, I'm like, oh, fuck, I can't do it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'll just come.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: True.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: It gets me excited.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I did have that mindset too where
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I was like maybe thinking about sex a fair bit more.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: You probably were.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: You were probably thinking this trip's going to be hectic.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And then I couldn't do any of it.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: There's nothing holding us back.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: So what I need to do is not think about
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: sex and then just be caught off guard. Just running naked.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. It's a bit of a hard one.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Just running naked. It's a bit of a hard one,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: isn't it? You have to just almost... Oh, I might...
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: If Bali's quite like... You're in bikinis alone, Bali. I'm
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: checking Cassie out a fair bit. I'm thinking about it
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: a fair bit too.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I don't even.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I need to go somewhere like the snow. I don't
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: know what you're going to be able to do.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: But also like the one pump chumpiness hasn't... It's got
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a little bit better, but it still hasn't.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Like two pump slump? You're in a bit of a
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: two-pump slump at the moment.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I've just got to slow down. You're in a bit
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: of a... I'm in a slump. Just a big slump.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: You're just in a massive slump.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: That could be my nickname, the slump.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes what's sexy, though, is you go in
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: and you go, fuck, I'm already going to come.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Take it out.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Just get the anticipation.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: A bit of anticipation.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I do. But it's also like I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: want to please my partner. We have to get the
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: vibe right or whatever. Yeah. which i'm more than open
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: to yeah yeah you're happy to do that because you
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: can't perform yeah yeah yeah but it's i like to
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: get it because i want to get it not because
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: i have to yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You're not like you're like oh how about we bring
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: the viper and she's kind of thinking like well.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Obviously all.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Right baddies welcome back to our new segment where we
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: talk about something nostalgic while eating something nostalgic.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And the best thing to eat, which is nostalgic. Ah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: our Krispy Kreme donuts.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Of course, can't wait. Very keen for this one.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Take your pick, my friend. I'm going to go with
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: my classic, my favorite. Pink sprinkle. Pink sprinkle. I think
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go original glazed. Original glazed. Ah, can't
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: go wrong, mate. Couldn't get more original than that. Can't
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: go wrong. I feel like when you go in the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: shop too, you walk in, you smell the original glaze.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: That's nostalgic. That is nostalgic. But today, Jake, going down
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the nostalgic lane. We wanted to talk about the story
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: when you asked your girlfriend to be your girlfriend. Yeah. Exciting.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I liked the story with Beth because I matured and
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I valued the way that I asked.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I valued what it meant to me and her. Do
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: you want me to go first?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Please.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: I kind of had matured and I kind of had
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: maybe not matured, right? It was like- It was maybe,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know, a couple of months into seeing each other.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: And I remember that we, I knew I was like, yeah,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I definitely want her to be my girlfriend.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I want to make it official.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: And I was talking to my sister at the time
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: and I was like, going to see Beth on the
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: weekend and I was talking to Joanna and she said,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: will you do it? And I was like, I want
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: to do it, but I kind of feel like maybe
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: is it too soon? And she's like, well, if you
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: want to do it, why not just do it? And
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: so I was like, well, fuck it. I'll do it
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: this weekend when I see her.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: So fuck it. So props to Joanna, bro. Yeah. Sometimes
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you do need a hype man there though.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Props to Joanna. Um, What I did, so we had
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: a date. I was like, yeah, I'll plan a proper
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: date for it then. So I might've even had this planned.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What I did with Joanna before, this was when Taylor
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Swift was coming to the country. Everyone was making friendship
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: bracelets because that's what everyone does at Taylor Swift's Eros
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: tour concerts. And so I made a bracelet. Joanna had
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: bracelet stuff and I made a bracelet that said like
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: girlfriend on it. And so I kept it in my
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: pocket the whole time I was with Beth. So we
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: go out, we have dinner, we go for a walk
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: at like, sydney botanical gardens over where the opera house
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: is and then we're like next to the opera house
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: and we're looking over the water and then i i
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: just like asked her to be my girlfriend and i
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: was a little bit i think i might have like
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: babied out a little bit because what i was gonna
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: do was like i thought.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: You did that i thought i thought you.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Had i'm sure i've told this story before and now
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: it's a long time ago but i definitely either i
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: gave her the bracelet and her her reading it was
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: me asking because i think i put a question mark.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: At the end yeah or i am Asked her then gave.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: It to her. Or I asked her and then gave
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: it to her. But I'm pretty sure I gave it
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: to her. I might have enough to ask Beth. You
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: told me you gave it to her. If I told
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: you that, then that's what I did. Because I would
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: have told you when I just done it. You made
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: a bracelet that said, will you be my girlfriend? And
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: then you handed it to her. And then I think
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: you asked her and she said, yeah. I feel like
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: that's what.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: You told me. Yeah. Anyway. Good story.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: It was cute.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I've got selfies on my phone from the exact moment still.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I remember we were going through the phase as well,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: like about, like you said, we learned from our past
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: relationships and a lot of men just go like, Oh,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I guess we've been seeing each other for six months.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I guess we're together now. Which we hated. I've done that.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: So we wanted to put effort in.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done that.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Sucked.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Thinking back on it sucks. What's yours?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I know yours and I helped you with this, but
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: go on. So Cassie's favorite flavor Krispy Kreme donut is
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: the pink strawberry. So I put them on the ground
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: and it read, will you be my GF?
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And she said, no, I'm kidding. Kind of though. Not
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: far off. As everyone knows, Bali has a special place
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: in my heart. We were in Bali and Cassie flew
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: over to see me. Me and Jake had gone on
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a six-week hiatus, grinding the pod and just experiencing Bali.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: And Cassie came and met me over there. And we
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: started falling in love, literally. And prior to her coming,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I had planned to ask her when I got back
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: to Australia. We had a camping trip planned and I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: was going to ask her then. But I was too
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: head over heels for her. So I was like, fuck it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to do it here in Bali. It's romantic.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Like good place to do it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: It's perfect. We had a trip to a bud, which
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: is like the middle of Bali. Very like nature-esque and
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: relaxed vibes. Cassie was actually sick. I didn't know the
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: extent of how sick she was because I think me
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: and Jake went there a few days early. And I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: said to Jake, go do your own thing. I need her.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Do this. And Jake, this is the first time we
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: had time apart. Wait, no, you, I was fine, bro.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: We were at a villa and then you were like, oh,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Cassie's going to come see us. And then you and
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I were talking, you were like, I'm going to ask
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: him to be my girlfriend. And then you said, how
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: should I do it? And then you were like, I'll
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: get us, I'll get me and Cassie another villa. And then,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: cause like our villa, we were done there. Right. And
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: so then I booked another little single villa for myself.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: And then you had booked your own villa.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: And then you were like, how should I do it?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: How should I do it? And then we just planned,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: we made the plan.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, so I thought I booked this really,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: really nice villa ended up being shit, but it didn't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: really matter. And Cassie was sick. She rode her bike there.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It was like an hour drive. And before she got there,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I got there early and I found a flower shop
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and bought all rose petals. And I went into the
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: spare bedroom, like the not as good one and wrote
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: on the ground, will you be my GF in rose petals?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: And then Cassie gets there, she's all sick and flustered.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: And then it was really funny. I was like, oh,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: just like relax, maybe have a shower. And like I
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: wanted her to be like ready for it. She's a
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: bit flustered. And then first thing she said is like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: let me see both rooms. So I can pick which
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: room we want. And I was like, oh, okay. Are
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you like, okay. Sure. So she checked out the first
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: one and shows, oh, what about the other one? And
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, go for your life. Opens the door.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: She's like looking up at the room like this. And
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: then she just looks down. Took her like solid 30
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: seconds to look down. Really? And she goes. Turned around
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: and like jumped on me.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yes.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I remember, I think maybe you had the idea and
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: then you were kind of like, but should.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I do that? Like, is that cringe? Is that this?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And I remember being like, who fucking cares?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: That's hectic.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: The story's good. I'm glad I did. And my biggest
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: regret is I had a Polaroid there and we took
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: heaps of photos after it. Like of the photos of
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the flowers on the ground and us. We left the
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: fucking Polaroid there. Because the Airbnb ended up being shit
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: because there's a construction site next door. So there's like
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: ciggies everywhere. And it was channels like, let's be romantic.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And we booked like a five-star resort. Yeah. And we
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: left the Polaroid and we didn't realize until after we
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: left the boot. And we're like, fuck. So someone's got
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: some romantic pictures of me and Cassie.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Dude, can you imagine someone finds that? The reason I
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: think no one's found it is because or whoever found
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: it tracked it out. But anyway, so the reason why
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: if someone found that.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I know what I would do. I get it developed, right? No,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the Polaroid develops it as you go.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you look at the developed photos, you see this
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: is a literal moment of someone, of a couple being formed. Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: I'd be posting that shit on everywhere saying, help me
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: find these people because I need to send them these photos.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: They need these photos.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Probably like the cleaners.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: They would have just chuck, chuck, chuck.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't even look at it. Chuck, chuck, chuck. Probably
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: happens all the time.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyway, so guys, we highly recommend maybe do
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: it with your girlfriend or boyfriend. Do it with your friends.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Talk about When you got asked, when you did the asking,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: grab a box of Krispy Kremes and just share stories.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Jake, my friend, I have a little bit of a
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: bone to pick with you. Hell yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck, what is it?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: So I actually want to know first if you're in
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the wrong or not. You could get out of this scot-free.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: So about three weeks ago, maybe, maybe a month ago,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: you bought me a lovely birthday present. Oh, go on.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: A pair of Oakley sunnies, which I love very much.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: They're great. And on the podcast, you said, quote, I'll
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: transfer you them for the other half so you don't
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: pay for your own birthday present. I'll do it right now.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I actually haven't done it, have I?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: So I'm going through our tax return the other day.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Going through the tax return and then I see this
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: thing and I'm like, hmm. I'm like, what could this be?
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: And I think, was it $ 180? It was like $ 187. Yeah, $ 187.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And I looked it up and it was some Gold
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Coast like jewelry shop. And I was like, this motherfucker,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: this is 100% where he bought my sunglasses from. Here
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: we go. Here's your birthday present.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: I'm a shocker.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker forgot. Not that I care, but I was
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: also like, you're a dog, eh?
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Well, that is pretty dog of me, actually, because you
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: had to bring it up. That's dog ass.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't care about the money. I cared about the
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: action of it. Yeah.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: What's bad is that I said I'll do it, and
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't do it. I should have done it because
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Once again, it comes back down to admin.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. It's crossed my mind a couple
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: of times, but I wasn't near my phone.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: It's even worse.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: It's crossed my mind a few times, but I wasn't
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: near my phone and it's in the situation of being like, oh,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: I'll do it later.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like I'll remember to do that.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I haven't remembered.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I have a funny story actually. Yeah.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: So Darcy, right? Poor little Darcy.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Jake's sausage dog.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: My sausage dog. Yeah. She's got a little patella issue
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: on her back legs. Super common, right? We were told
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: if you look at your knuckles... where the dog's, where
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Dachshund's patellas sit is just like in a knuckle type thing.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It's like, it looks like that. Sometimes, you know, maybe
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: a bit of backyard breeding here and there, bad genetics.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: It's a very shallow little knuckle and the patella will
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: slip out. It's called luxating patella. So she has that.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And every now and then it kind of gives her
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a little bunny hop.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: And so we've got exercises we do with her because
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: it can lead to maybe issues with her back, which
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: is what we don't want. And so the other day
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: I take her for a walk. I have a video
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: of it actually. And she's walking and like, Her legs
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: are sort of, she'll be walking totally normal. And then
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: her legs were like collapsing. And it's almost like what
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I thought, right, was like, oh, her little patellas are like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: they're stuck out. And so it wigs her out a bit.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: And then they pop back in and she walks normal
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: again for a bit.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: So I film it.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: And then I get her into the vet that day.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: They take a look and they're looking at it. And
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: so they say like, yeah, you know, Luxania patella is
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: like probably grade one. can go up to a grade four,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: grade one, you know? So it's not that, it doesn't
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: feel that bad.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: And so then.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: We drive to Sydney and we stop at Buller Dealer.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: And there's a grass patch at Buller Dealer and we
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: get her out, put her on the grass and she's like,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: she doesn't even walk normally at all. She's just collapsing
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: in the back legs, like wigging out, right? And I'm like, oh,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: I felt so bad.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, we're going to have to get
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: her into a vet in Sydney now. We have to
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: just say to them, look, this is like a bigger issue.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: And so then Beth and I are trying to film
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: it And we're walking on, we just, like, walk over onto, like,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: this paved area. We're going to get this, like, just
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: so she can walk straight back and forth and get
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a good view of her legs. Just walks normal the
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: whole time. Just walking normal, walking normal. And we're like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on? Because we were wigging out, right?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: And so then we look over and the grass at
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Bula Dila, it's just bindis. It's just bindis on bindis
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: on bindis. And so I'm wigging out and I'm going, oh,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: maybe she's just, like, getting the bindies on. She's not
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: liking the bindies. And then I was like- This diva.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, wait, let's go watch the
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: video that I got of her.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You're kidding.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Let's go watch the video I got of her doing
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: it because it was only the day prior. I said
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: to Beth, let's go watch the video I got of
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: her yesterday for the reason we took her to the vet.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Just lo and behold, she's walking on a patch of
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: bindies in that too, bro.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: No. How much was the vet? I don't know. Is
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: it your insurance cover? Yeah.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Well, that's good.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: So here's the thing, but it's like, they actually did
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: say at the vet, they, they didn't, they didn't say bindies,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: but what they said, the vet was like, she actually
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: does have a lactate patella. So it's something that, Oh,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: they found that out. So they were like, she actually
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: does have it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: You need to go on some sausage dog forums and
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: be like, guys, if, if your dog's got a lactate patella,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: check for bindies. Check for bindies.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: If they start ranting, cause it was wigging me out.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Cause I'm like, okay, why can she just run around
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: with Henry or willy nilly and be fine?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm on a walk, right?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: On a low impact exercise because like Darcy, if anyone
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: has a sausage dog, it's obviously good to let them
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: do things and have fun. But it's also quite important
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: that you give them good rest days where it's like
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: you do some very low impact stuff so they can
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: rest properly and get like fully recovered. So I was like, yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do it to take her for a walk.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: We never just walk them or not Henry at least,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Darcy does. And so she's just like walking, legs are
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: collapsing and I was wigging out. I felt so bad.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It's just fucking walking on bindis, bro. She's just a
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: wuss with the bindis.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Funny, though. This has been wigging me out recently, though. So,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you took her to a vet.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Probably, in this case, maybe has a luxating patella. Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Or it's something in the future you should watch out for. Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: But also, that vet is a business.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: They need to find something wrong with your dog so
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you can keep paying them.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: And.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our vets, I found that they're not like that.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: They're not, yeah. So, that's why I said it might
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: not be. So, recently, I went to the dentist. Ah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I had, in Europe, something was wrong with the bottom
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: of my gum. Mm-hmm. And I couldn't get into my
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: usual dentist. He was booked out for like six weeks.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: So I went to some randy one in Erina, 15
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: minutes away from where we live. I go in there
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: and I've got the start of gum disease. I need
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: three wisdom teeth removed. I need three fillings. And then
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: also I need a mouth guard to sleep with for
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: grinding my teeth.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, what's going on with you?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: And then this is my point. And I'm like, oh, fuck.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, It's been like a year and a
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: half since I've been to the dentist. In the scheme
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: of dentists, not that long. And then I was like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: all right, one thing at a time. At the time,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this is overwhelming. Let's get the
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: fillings done, fix my gums, and then we'll talk about
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: wisdom teeth. And then I went away and walked in
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: and I thought about it. I was like, fucking, I
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: feel like it was good. But I was like, I
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: feel like he just wanted my money too. I think so.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: They are a business. And then he straight up went,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: so fillings $ 380, wisdom teeth $ 3, 000, la, la, la, la, la.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, I went back in there.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I canceled my fillings. I said, let's just do one
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: thing at a time. Got my gums sorted. And after
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: one week of this mouthwash, my gums went from the
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: start of gum disease to being completely fine. Really? Like healing? Yeah.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Because at the end of it, I said, oh, should
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: you see me in like a couple of weeks or
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a month to make sure it's all good? He goes, oh, no,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I'm confident it's fine now. So he knew that it
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: would work. And then I was like. And I was like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: fucking what? And I was stressing out too. I thought
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I was going to lose some teeth. Yeah. And then
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I go, so what's the scheme on these fillings? I
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: was like, what's the go? And he goes, oh, yeah,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I'd probably get them done. I was like, give me
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: a time frame. How long have I got? They're expensive,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: like $ 380 a filling. That's fucked up. And he goes,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: they'll just sooner rather than later. You probably need them done.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, well, you're not fucking telling me anything.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sus on dentists, though.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: So sus on dentists.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: And my old dentist or my– The usual one I
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't get into can get my feelings cheaper. So I'm
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: going to go there anyway. I'm going to get a
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: second opinion. But I walked away. I was like stressing
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: for fucking a week about my gums. And now it's
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: fine apparently. And you like... The only thing that you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: don't do.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Is floss, right?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: He said my... You can tell by the way I brush.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I'm really good at brushing. It's just that my gums
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: aren't great. And then I've let them degrade over time.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Like there probably was a bit of disease then. I
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: should have gone in sooner. But it's not from flossing.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: It's just like.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Poor gum hygiene. Because I don't floss. No, you really should, man.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Avoid this. Really? Yeah. Do you floss? No, I do now.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I just said you don't. I do now. I do now.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: I had braces as a kid. I used to have
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: a buck teeth. So I have a bar behind my teeth.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: So it's really hard to floss. And I use that
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: as an excuse not to.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: So I've got to get the little fucking little flossy thing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: like the little color thing, and then also the one
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: that goes in the teeth. And now I'm going to
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: get my water flosses underneath the sink here.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, start using that again.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: And that gets, apparently it's not scientifically proven, but it's 80% good.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, 80%, I'll take this.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: 80% is better than not doing it at all, isn't it?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But then I was also, but I was like,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, like, it's a business.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: And then it's also not covered by like Medicare. So
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: they obviously want your money.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: So you should have said, listen here, cunt. He said, hey,
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: listen here, you cunt. I'm not fucking paying for that.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: But you have a duty of care to fix my mouth.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: He was really nice. No, they don't have to do that,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: do they? But also, why does every single dentist you
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: go in... I can understand why people are scared of dentists.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not scared a single bit. But you go in
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: there and it's like... It's invasive. It's 30 minutes. It's
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: so fucking quick. They're stabbing you, doing everything. And then
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: they go like, he.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Paid me $ 1, 000.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, that was half an hour, dude.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Actually yeah where's the money come from also okay one
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: thing i'll say about canada that's pretty good is they
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: don't have private health care every all health care is
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: free and it's all um public really all health care
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: is free in public even dentists everything wow you don't
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: pay for anything and no you don't pay for unless
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: it's like a cosmetic of choice type surgery type like
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: but you know wisdom teeth you wouldn't pay to get
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: them removed you need surgery for anything you don't pay
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: for getting it removed blah blah blah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Why does everyone rave on about australia.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: When that's so much better than ours because in australia
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: you you can go and get private health insurance and
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: go to a private hospital for more i guess private
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: care are babies free over there yeah oh really yeah
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I've never understood that america you have a baby in
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: like 60 000 it's like 10 to 30 grand yeah
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: it's insane but um.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's all free. There's pros and cons because
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: the waiting lists for stuff get very long and people
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: that can afford private healthcare are like, well, I want
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: private healthcare, which then would free up space for the
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: people that can't afford private healthcare. So it frees up
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: space in the public system and then it's a bit
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: quicker in the public system. But then at the same time,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: it gives like, my mum was saying, it shows what
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: it will do is it will create sort of a
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: tier system. And then all the really good doctors that
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: they'll get paid more at private healthcare. So all the
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: doctors in the public healthcare system. And so I was like,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: look in Australia, I got to say, it's not something
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: I would, I think Australia has done it well. I
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: think it's worth having. But I guess, you know, all
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: the good doctors are going to go where the money is. True.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So then it's like, just because you can't afford it,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: you're not getting access to the best doctors. So it does,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I can see how it creates sort of a tier
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: system or a wealth disparity or blah, blah, Just I
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: don't even have private health insurance anyway.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: You don't know if you'll get it? I don't have
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: it now. Oh, yeah. I'm lucky enough to be on
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: my dad's one.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My dad kicked me off.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: But it covered $ 80 per filling. So it was $ 380
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: down to $ 300.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: And then they're always kind of like trying to find
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: ways where they don't even cover it.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I know. I remember when, because my dad
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: had his in remission prostate cancer.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: And he'd been on, I can't remember which one it was,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: a private health care for like 25 years or some shit. Yeah.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: And then he needed to get chemo, and they were
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: trying to weasel their way out of, like, helping with that.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: And he was like.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Why pay for it?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: He went through this whole rigmarole of, like, trying to...
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And I was like, that's not what you need when
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you're going through this type of shit.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Cancer's not a fucking predisposed condition. Yeah, there's all these
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: terms and conditions, like, oh, if it's a big thing,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: we'll pay 30%, but if it's a small one, we'll
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: pay 80%.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: And you're like, well, fuck, everything's big, mate.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just fucking.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: They make a lot of money, eh?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's the hard thing about, like, I don't know,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: just life. Everything at the end of the day, a business.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Everyone turns up to work because they've got to make
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: money and everyone has a business to make money. Money
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: makes the world go round.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Fucking 100%, eh?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Which is why, like, a part of me wants to
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: start doing things just because, like, don't get me wrong,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: there's definitely heaps of good people out there, good doctors
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: who are helping the people in need and going to, like,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: third world countries and doing all that. Like, I always
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: see those videos on YouTube of, like, people, like, getting
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: eyesight back to.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: That's cool, eh?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's, like, a $ 20... That would feel good. Yeah, thing.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: And they're like the really good people. Yeah. Like you
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. But I guess in normal society, I would
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: say like it's just a weird thing to wrap your
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: head around. It is weird. It is very weird.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Should we call Batty? Yeah, let's do it.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: So if you want to sign off the episode, the
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: link will be in the description. Jake, today, who are
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: we going to call? Riani.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Is this Riani? Yes. Riani, it's Jake and Lottie from
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: the Relatable's podcast.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: How are you? Yeah, include yourself. Very, very good. I've
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: got Audie with me.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: What the hell? Cool name. Hey, I like it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is cool.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: What the hell? Do you get Riri? We were talking
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: about nicknames before. What do you get? Yeah, Riri all
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: That's like my nickname.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Where are you, Riri? Currently at home.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Nice. I'm a little shocked right now.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: You're a little bit shocked? That's all right.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: It's sad.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Do you know why we're calling?
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: We are.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Calling to ask you. Do you know who we are?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Yes. We're calling to ask if you can sign off
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: the episode for us. Yes, go.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: So, obviously, I don't know, if you've listened to episodes recently,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: you can give anything, a quote, you can give a joke,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: you can give a riddle. It's totally up to you.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just too shocked at the moment.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's all good.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Take your time.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: If you wanted to, you could pick nicknames for Jake
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and Oddie, just off our names. Oh, that's tough. If
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: anything came to your mind. Oh, I've got no jokes
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: at the moment.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: All riddles.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: I've got nothing.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: That's all right. Have you got anything you live by? Yeah.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Any motto you like look in the mirror?
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: I normally live by a motto called expect nothing, appreciate everything.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: That's another good one.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: That's just a good mindset.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a good one last week and I like
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: that one as well. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you very much, Riri. Thank you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you for this talk. Have a wonderful day. See you.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: You too.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Must have forgotten she signed up.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: That's so funny. I was thinking, you don't know why.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: The form is to sign off the episode.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: To be fair, we don't know when she did that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Could have been eight weeks ago. That's a good point.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for listening.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: We love you. Stay bad.