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The bald guy gets asked hair advice · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Heat dome is coming, baby.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scalding.
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  SPEAKER_01: Scalding.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyone that has pools that wants to offer Allie and I a dip at any time.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this morning.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you just call it Jordan?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jordan, come in here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Our producer has a pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: So yes, he does.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: And well.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay, wait, wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, let's back up.
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  SPEAKER_02: His parents have a pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, who, by the way, I think we're in extremely good graces with.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
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  SPEAKER_02: They showed up to Weenie Wednesday last Wednesday.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: They did.
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  SPEAKER_01: We got to hang out on this.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: So I gotta tell the story this morning because we're talking about the heat dome.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I have to also say something too.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: Your parents are extremely attractive.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know that sounds really weird, but I'm like, Well, they're a good-looking group.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're very good-looking people.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, your mom's a MILF.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, the the compliments flow on the Scott Daly show, right?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Clearly.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're they're they're obviously very well put together people, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: And have a pool.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: And have a pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we were saying, you know, this is the week to find a pool, whether it's, you know, one of your towns or or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I and I look at him, I said, we I don't know how we got onto it, but I go, Well, I may be coming to take a dip in your pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh Jordan, without a doubt, without a with missing a beat, goes, Um, well, that that uh that shouldn't be much of a problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like it's a problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: Much of a problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's either a problem or it's not a problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're just like, uh, as long as my parents know in advance.
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  SPEAKER_00: In our neighborhood, if you have a pool, it's it's a hot, no, no pun intended.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a hot commodity.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you're saying that you have like all the neighborhood kids come over to your house?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh most m well, neighborhood kids mostly go up the street from us, like two houses up, but uh but yeah, let them dirty that pool.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know who has a pool?
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  SPEAKER_02: I just thought about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who's that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Honorna.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: There you are, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, of course this is the week that I think.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be much of a problem to go take a dip in that one, unlike Jordan's house, where it was like, oh, it shouldn't be much of a problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think you were just getting across, you need forewarning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that what it was like?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not just show up, open your back gate to the backyard and go jump in.
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  SPEAKER_00: As as long as we know you're coming.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's much shouldn't be much of a problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sounds to me like someone's getting a talking to at some point.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is also the week that if you do have a pool, all your friends contact you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, yeah, haven't seen you in a while.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
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  SPEAKER_01: Zat or a boat?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Seneca's gonna be Seneca's gonna be literally you can walk the boats across the lake.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have a friend with a boat.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, see?
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, she just bought her third boat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, what did she do with the other two?
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, well, she still has one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, can you take one out?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah well, yes, yes, Scott, yes, I like this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You see, we got it all figured out.
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  SPEAKER_01: We got all the ways to cool off for you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now tell everyone what you and Tiffany texted about the other day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, okay, so on Saturday, she had a hair appointment, okay?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_01: Now, I need to lay this story out clear because apparently I upset.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't, this is where understanding the women's woman's brain, just when you think you might be getting close to cracking that shell, boy, you just lose control again.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she is adamant about the fact ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do with my hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: She is she is this line has been said more than once.
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  SPEAKER_01: My ex-husband only wanted my hair long and this and that, and this, you know, and a lot of guys like girls with longer hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you know, it's like, ain't nobody ever gonna tell me what to do with my hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then on Saturday, uh, she had a hair appointment, and she sends me, which of these two do you like better?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, my line, because I've heard, and I mean, I like to think that I'm somewhat lit, you know, I I I try to give the impression that I listen when I can.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh the keyword.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, and I I text back Selective at best.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought this would be a fun.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't you laugh, Mister?
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  SPEAKER_01: It shouldn't be much of a problem.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought this would be a funny line.
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  SPEAKER_01: Without me saying you're gonna do whatever you're gonna want to do, don't ask me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: So without saying that, I took a funny approach.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, You're asking the bald guy what what kind of hairstyle to go with?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, why didn't she text me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why didn't she text me instead?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I think getting a girl's opinion is way better than the bald guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I agree with this because, and what have I been educated to understand?
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  SPEAKER_01: It's ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do with my hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna do what I want, chop it all off, this and that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've I've heard it so many times.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but here's the difference.
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  SPEAKER_02: She already selected two.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's not like you're telling her what to do.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's like probably weighing between the two.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And can't figure out which one would look better on her.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I and I I think I get that where it's oh, that's the door opening to my opinion worth being worth something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because the bald comment was strictly meant just to be humorous, like you're asking the bald guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's funny, yes, it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: But this is now where she's selected it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now it's like oh, eeny meeny miny moe type thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you keeping up with this woman theory?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you are you with me here?
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you understanding?
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  SPEAKER_01: How could you not?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I spent literally months and years hearing I'm gonna do whatever I want with my hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now suddenly I have a choice?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, because she's already picked it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like both.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, by the way, thank you so much, Heather.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're both welcome to come swim in my pool anyway.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_01: I forgot she has a pool too.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's drive two and a two hours and 45 minutes and 99 degree temperature to take a dip.
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  SPEAKER_02: I will be in the Buffalo area on Friday.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I should stop.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: They do a big 4th of July party.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: You should swing in.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Dan's doing a brisket.
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  SPEAKER_01: Side note, back to the hair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that's how you can get away with actually giving your opinion.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: I still don't understand.
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  SPEAKER_02: So here's what you do if you really don't have an opinion about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: You just secretly eeny meeny miny moe.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then choose that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, here's tell me if I handled this right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because after I understood Probably not.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably you're damn right, probably not.
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  SPEAKER_01: So after me trying to figure out, like, is this a safe place to give my opinion, or are you gonna do what you want to do with your hair?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh uh, let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, I go, this okay, maybe this was passive aggressive.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: After right after the picture, she goes, That's a smart I go, I write, that's a smart move.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's ask the bald guy which hairstyle you like.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then she writes, You're going to uh need to look at it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but I thought my opinion didn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then uh I did, I I write, I did, they both look almost identical to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm bald! Oh gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, uh, I'll never ask your opinion again.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're laughing because you understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you understand, George?
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: I don't understand.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me see the pictures.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me see if they look okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh and I go, what?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, as a f as a fellow bald guy, it's kind of hard to Yeah, so you have to show me the pictures.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and then I was selling my joke about the bald guy.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what you need to just beat this joke with like a dead horse.
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, uh, but you're with me, and uh uh, and I'm like, it's still funny.
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  unknown: It's still working.
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, that's a question you need to ask the audience on Monday.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I I then opened up and told her, and tell me if this is okay.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: I said, the first one, you can look at them.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, the first one makes you look like an old lady.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh the second one's Okay, that's a wrong answer because she already chose the style.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there a wrong answer?
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  SPEAKER_01: First of all, the wrong question was asking me in the beginning when you already said you're gonna do whatever you're gonna do no matter what, and then twisting it on me and saying, but I'm with you and I have to be seen with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: So how is this wrong?
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_01: This dilemma.
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  SPEAKER_01: The first one does not look old.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is that is that the lighter one?
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that screams I'm 50.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it does.
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  SPEAKER_01: The second one's the better one.
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  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't know anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: The second one I like better.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, what now my opinion now your opinion really doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can we?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: I hate this life.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm on off.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_01: Just somebody stop the rock.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_01: I'm getting off.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tiffany, do the first one.