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STIMULATED: BADDIES "THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BEING A GIRL" · Relatables

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Alrighty Jake. For this scenario, pretend you are still single. Okay,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: You're at a family gathering. You got cousins, grandma's, aunties, uncles, everybody.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: There's heaps of food on the dinner table and they're
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: bringing more out as you sit down, you're about to
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  Speaker 1: take your first bite, and your grandma looks over and says, hey, Jake,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: still no girlfriend?
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  Speaker 2: How do you feel? Fucking angry? Stimulator later and welcome back, guys.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, I swear every grandma and grandpa and like
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: aunties and uncles love to do that when you're single, man.
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  Speaker 2: Still no girlfriend or still no boyfriend? It's so, why
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  Speaker 2: is that?
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  Speaker 3: When are you going to find love? Everyone's biggest fear
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: on a holiday season? Yeah, it is being asked why
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: you're still singing?
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  Speaker 2: Because they found it. They got married when they were
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: like sixteen, fuck mate, they got Yeah. They back in
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  Speaker 2: the day. Yeah, back in the day. That shit was common.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah common. Oh yeah. What are we starting with today, Addie?
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: We are star with our versions of raw. Next question,
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  Speaker 1: our craziest Raw next week, our craziest Raw next question.
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  Speaker 1: Because if you didn't see last week's stimulated episode, you
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  Speaker 1: guys sent in your craziest raw next questions.
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  Speaker 2: Mate, they were kind of good. I was. I thought
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  Speaker 2: they were great, and I was toughed with them. I
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  Speaker 2: had to agree.
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  Speaker 1: So these ones have come from us, and we have
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  Speaker 1: to say this is for entertainment purposes only.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we said, we we said last week, We'll do
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  Speaker 3: our own this week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think I've got four. Okay, So do I.
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  Speaker 3: Of my craziest raw next question to go?
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  Speaker 2: First?
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  Speaker 3: One of my one of my craziest raw next questions
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  Speaker 3: the peach emoji.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that is a smash because you know what we're
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  Speaker 1: using for.
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  Speaker 2: You know what we use it for. That's very creative.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. Man, I agree too. I agree.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just was thinking, like, what the fucking
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  Speaker 3: what's crazy? You better not be using that about me.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: I think crazier than a pizza fruit.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even think outside the realm. Hey, Hey, that's smart. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: My craziest raw next question pretty crazy March from the Simpsons.
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  Speaker 3: Really not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 2: I disagree.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I have never thought Marge from this, but I
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  Speaker 3: guess that is a crazy one and it's too crazy
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  Speaker 3: for me. Some I didn't want to go down the
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  Speaker 3: avenue of like Lowess from fucking Family guy, like, because
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  Speaker 3: it's like they're actually kind of milks, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, actually kind of that's crazy thinks the blue
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  Speaker 3: hair and.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know something about it is something about it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I might need to show your photo of this
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  Speaker 3: because you may not remember, okay, but you will when
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  Speaker 3: you see it. One of my craziest raw next questions
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  Speaker 3: the female sloths from IC.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know, I know exactly they were hone. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's fucking I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Been a kid thinking like, no way is sid about
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  Speaker 3: to get both of them?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, no way? They were catchers, Yes, they.
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  Speaker 4: Go.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun.
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  Speaker 1: We learnt how girls thought like with characters in like
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  Speaker 1: certain animated movies in now how we think.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're going to agree on this one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: craziest raw next question. You might not know her name,
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  Speaker 1: but you know who it is far out. Her name
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  Speaker 1: is Lannie, but it's the girl penguin from Surfs up bro.
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  Speaker 2: Stop the lifeguard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, stop dude, even the little kid penguin that pretended
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  Speaker 3: to drown.
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  Speaker 2: He knows what we're on about. That's correct. We were
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  Speaker 2: that kid. We still are. That is so good. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, is that her name? Lani? Yeah? I had
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  Speaker 2: to look it up because I didn't know her name.
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  Speaker 2: I just knew who she was. That is weight. She
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  Speaker 2: is imprinted in my mind. Mate, from a kid. That
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  Speaker 2: is so funny. I cannot believe. That's a good one. Man,
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  Speaker 2: That is so good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this one, this is a classic craziest raw. Next
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  Speaker 3: question Velma from Scooby Doo.
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  Speaker 2: You're kidding me? Shut up, Scooby Doo, because obviously Daphne
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  Speaker 2: was the common one everyone and Velma. As soon as
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  Speaker 2: Velma lost her glasses, Yes, she was smart, sophisticated. That
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  Speaker 2: orange did something for me. Man in that one movie.
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking animated or actual? Both?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Whoever?
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  Speaker 3: The actor they chose for the like the what's called
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  Speaker 3: live action? Mate, they make her look like a nerd. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: then she loses her glasses. She Daphne dresses her up,
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  Speaker 3: and then what's Daphne? So there's Scooby shaggy, what's the
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  Speaker 3: other what's like the thread? Fred? Fred was even? Fred
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  Speaker 3: starts stumbling. Fred starts stumbling his words when he sees Velma.
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  Speaker 1: You give me fred Vibes thinking about today? Am I Shaggy.
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  Speaker 2: Scooby? That would be a crazy raw? Next question for
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  Speaker 2: the girl Scooby. I was expecting that.
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  Speaker 3: I was expecting that last week, but we didn't get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, neither.
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  Speaker 3: I was fully expecting that. Okay, yeah, is it me?
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  Speaker 3: Uh well, we just had the same one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we did? Was that your last one? I have
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  Speaker 2: one more? Okay, I've got I've got two more. Actually, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll go. I'll go.
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  Speaker 3: Craziest raw. Next question the hippo from Madagascar.
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  Speaker 2: Disagree, really agree?
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  Speaker 3: Who what.
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: How I like dance in the river or whatever and
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  Speaker 1: sing that song and stuff that got you?
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  Speaker 2: No way, the hippo from Madagascar. It's Beyonce's voice.
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  Speaker 1: But still or I didn't think about that. That adds
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  Speaker 1: a layer to it.
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  Speaker 2: But no, I never once thought about that when I
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  Speaker 2: wanted craziest Raw. Next question Kim possible. Oh facts, that's
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  Speaker 2: not crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It all in the serious She was talented. That is
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  Speaker 3: not crazy at all. I remember, I think it would
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  Speaker 3: be crazy to think that she's not a raw. Next question,
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  Speaker 3: you would be insane not to choose the thrust. As
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  Speaker 3: a kid, I used to watch that all the time.
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  Speaker 3: As we know, last week, Oddie took it upon himself
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  Speaker 3: to do a hashtag don't tell Jake that's it, and
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  Speaker 3: I was stressing, but he got me a nice birthday gift.
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  Speaker 2: It was awesome. I did great with the help of
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  Speaker 2: the baddies. If I do say so mysel So I thought, well, he's.
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  Speaker 3: Copied me because I was the original and brought up
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  Speaker 3: me and Harry made up hashtag don't tell Ottie, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought, if he's gonna if he's gonna do me
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  Speaker 3: like this.
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  Speaker 2: To complained that game. Oh that's what you thought.
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  Speaker 3: So last week I said to Otdie, hey, don't even
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  Speaker 3: worry about ig question. Next week I got something better,
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  Speaker 3: and I thought to complained this game.
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  Speaker 2: And so what I've actually done, Oddie is I went
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  Speaker 2: on the store.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, said baddies, I got a mission hashtail you don't
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  Speaker 3: tell Lottie odd He's like, fucking hell, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 2: I did the I G question, answered via voice of
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  Speaker 2: the baddies. So you cut me out of the I completely.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit of work went in.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to say big appreciation to everyone that
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  Speaker 3: replied and sent a video.
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  Speaker 2: And we love you. Very much.
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  Speaker 3: What I did to go with the IG question is
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  Speaker 3: I thought it would be fitting of things I love
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  Speaker 3: about being a girl.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and so I thought, I get all the baddies
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  Speaker 2: to send one in that's about wholesome. So we'll just
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  Speaker 2: have to listen to them. Unfortunately, okay, unfortunately, like I
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  Speaker 2: don't have any view. I haven't got like a video
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  Speaker 2: that you made. I had to do an individually.
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  Speaker 3: So the I G question is things I love about
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  Speaker 3: being a girl sent in by the baddies.
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  Speaker 6: To put things in my bra.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a bag for pure convenience so much.
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  Speaker 3: Lokay, it would be, I agree, So I reckon it
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  Speaker 3: must be. I gotta say, though, But like you wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: want anything getting sweaty in there.
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  Speaker 1: I always forget about bras though, but they don't get
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  Speaker 1: that sweaty on like your normal twenty three.
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  Speaker 3: Also, you could just add pockets to your clothes.
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  Speaker 2: What are they pop on bras? Pockets on bras?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like have like a little like seamless thing
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  Speaker 1: you can put your phone in.
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  Speaker 2: Like a little vape. Girls hate a pocket. They do
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  Speaker 2: have a pocket.
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  Speaker 3: Girls hate a pocket because Beth has a pair of
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  Speaker 3: leggings that do have this tight pocket and she doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even like putting her.
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  Speaker 2: Phone in it because it looks all chunky. They hate there.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe some dude like that and something that's a good
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  Speaker 1: one buck that's good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Next one.
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  Speaker 6: My favorite part about being a girl is car insurance.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, office is just a Candida thing, but
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  Speaker 6: my car insurance is always hundreds of dollars lest than
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  Speaker 6: my brothers, simply because I was just a girl.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: It is too Oh, I didn't even think about it
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  Speaker 1: that hey, because they trust them as drivers.
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  Speaker 2: Being a female gets you cheaper cor insurance. There you go, Wow,
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  Speaker 2: big win. That's a dub. Next one.
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  Speaker 6: Things I love about being your girl always being right,
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  Speaker 6: fair enough, very fair.
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  Speaker 5: Things I love about being a girl is the hair code.
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  Speaker 3: Every girl knows it. You're up to party or you're not.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I chose that because I don't know this
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  Speaker 1: hair up mean are you either up to party or not?
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea what it means. Oh, I could be.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Wrong, but I don't know from experience, but girls put
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  Speaker 1: their hair up have sex.
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  Speaker 2: You're disgusting. Why that's what my plan went to. You're
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: either up to party. But what else I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean i've seen girls party of the hair out.
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  Speaker 3: What's the hair girl? What's the hair code?
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: We need some comment. I think it's like get down dirty.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: No way, I think it is. Did you'll see what
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: you guys say? Did she wink at the end? No
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  Speaker 2: she did not.
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  Speaker 4: Things I love about being a girl is getting ready
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  Speaker 4: with the girls before a night out.
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  Speaker 6: Like nothing will ever ever ever top it.
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  Speaker 4: Love the pod by the way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, thank you very much. I have to
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: say I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've also experienced this like secondhand by being
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: in like an airbnb with a lot of girls and boys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and like you see them get ready and it takes
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: them like an hour and they're drinking and they're planning tunes,
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  Speaker 1: doing their hair, to ever doing the makeup.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, that looks fun. See yeah, I've never I
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: haven't experienced it. The only thing I can.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: The closest thing is like when guys will pre drink
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: not ready right like we've done it going out for
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  Speaker 3: New Years. We did it going out for your birthday
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  Speaker 3: once at a hotel, Like we got super wasted before
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  Speaker 3: we got ready, and then we have to get ready drunk.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing I can equate to is like they're
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: getting ready drunk part is actually not fun.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: No, but but we just pre drinks is fun.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they're getting ready runk is the worst bit,
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: and I always trying to do it really quickly throw
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: miss yeah.
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: However, yeah, and then you get dressy, come out, you
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  Speaker 3: drink more.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we would do when we were younger.
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: So like, I can't relate to this one apart from
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  Speaker 3: the fact that I also I enjoyed pre drinks.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe the equivalent of men is preeze.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's a good point, But like girls have preeze,
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  Speaker 3: they get ready, they enjoy the get See, this is
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: something girls have that we don't, I think, because they
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: also go to pre drinks.
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  Speaker 2: True, but they're ready, they're already blind from getting drunk.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: My favorite thing about being girl is matching pajama sets
• 11:34
  Speaker 5: like top and bottoms, because if a god does it,
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: it looks weird and is cringe. Equal girl does it,
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: it's cute and we love it, and it looks cozy
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: and it's just perfect.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Talk the words out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like I have matching pajama sets,
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  Speaker 3: but I will only wear the bottoms. I don't wear
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: top and bottoms.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeahfore Christmas, Cassie wears like and her mum and everyone
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: wears like a green matching set.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, looked good. And they had an extra one. I
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: don't know why. It didn't fit me and they made
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: me wear it. No, they made you. They said, just like,
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: put it on and photo see what it looks like.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: And Warren I was like, I look like a cringe lord.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: So funny. Yeah, that is so funny.
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  Speaker 5: Things I love about being a girl having a hot
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  Speaker 5: girl wank.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: I thought she was gonna say walk. She said that
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: she goes out this girl wank. Eh, well we have that. Yeah,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: we can relate.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: We actually, if anyone knows how to wank, let's be real,
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: we can fucking relate to that one.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's funny.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: Things I love about being a girl is when you
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: aren't blasting breakup songs or early two thousands breakup songs,
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: specifically at the traffic lights, full volume, shamelessly and everyone's
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: looking at you and I'm like.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were in yeah, I am doing it. Okay,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: this is the last one, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Things I love about being a girl is that I
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: can go to any shopping center.
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  Speaker 6: This is gonna sound gross and cropt us everyone and
• 13:16
  Speaker 6: the men who'll never suspect it. I'm just a girl.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: The girls do that. I wait, girls do that way.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: That happened to me the other day in like Cole's
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: walking through and I was like, that's disgusting.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I was looking for a man.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you would never suspect a female superpower.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: That's like invisibility. Well, you would never imagine.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Another thing is guys can do this too when you're
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: at a club, like just because just because of the
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: amount of bodies and just you know, you're never going
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: to figure out who did it. But ripping us on
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: a nightclub floor and then just going about your business good, Well.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Man, I have to say for hashtag, don't tell quite
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: a nice surprise, So don't tell it to be anybody.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: So I have a new favorite trend on TikTok at
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: the moment, and it is I guess it would be
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: labeled as I told the robber to take anything, and
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: so then it's just really funny because these people are
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: like I told the Robert to take anything, and he
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: took and it's obviously something that you did not want
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: them to.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Take, something very specific.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: So I've gone with specifics right, things that are I
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: guess it's like little quirks, things that might ruin your
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: day a little bit.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, And what row did you take? Well?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Jake and I normally before the episodes will brainstorm a
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: little bit of ideas.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: We won't tell each other.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And what happened was, this is Jake's idea, and
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a good idea.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: So what's your yours called?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: So I would say it's I told the Robert to
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: take anything, and he took Yeah, And.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Jake said he will send me a couple of tiktoks.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: So I get referenced because I hadn't seen the trend. Yeah,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: never sent me any TikTok.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Said last night. No you didn't. I did send you one.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: No you didn't. There on TikTok. Mate, this is there
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: is a TikTok. I don't watch your TikTok's until I
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: go on TikTok. There is a TikTok waiting for you.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Send me. Not my fucking problem that you didn't read it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: This is our job. Send it to me on text
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: and I'll read it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Where Okay, send me the link. I'm on TikTok. Where
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: am I going to send a TikTok? Obviously on TikTok.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Then text me saying, hey, send me the TikTok for
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: and check your TikTok. Okay, next time I want something
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: from you, I'm gonna snapchat you, and then when you
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: don't answer it, I'm going to be like, that's a
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: your idea.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: That is a bad idea. Your children, No snapchat, that's
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: the exact same thing. I don't check yourself. Go on TikTok.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: You could have sent me a TikTok of like some
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: dog yodling or something, and that's what it could have been.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: But it was also meant to know that text me saying, mate,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I jobed tomorrow. This is the thing I'm talking about,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: So I did. I told the Robert to take anything,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: not everything. Yes, because from my rest it is.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Actually pretty much the actual thing.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be the same you got do. I'm
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: gonna do all my first then, because it could be
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: good having them different. Okay, because this is this is
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: going to depend on if we relate to these things. Okay,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I told the Robert to take anything, and he took
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: my favorite fork.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Don't relate. You don't have a favorite fork. I have
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: a favorite bowl plate. You don't have a favorite fork. Well,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: all my forks are the same.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: How do you know that I have different forks, like
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: different spoons.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: No, ane of the same.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: There's like some the same, but over the years, like
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: there's different ones in there. So if I see a
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: spoon and I see my favorite one, like five spoons under,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: I'll scoop to get my favorite spoons.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Same with my favorite fork.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: No, so I've got like ten of the same spoons.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I got like two Randy's, So technically I do have
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: a favorite, but there's.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Ten of them.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: So imagine if the robber came in and you said
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: take anything, and he took your.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Favorite bowl, I'd be sad. Yeah, I'd be sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: yea yeah. I told the robber to take anything, and
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: he took my lip bomb.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: On a windy day, mate, I tell you can't find
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: your lip bomb on a windy day.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Why? And I can find it when my lips are loose? Yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: when I need lip bumb I can't find that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: One of the best perks about having a girlfriend.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: When you kiss him, they're always looped lips.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I bought we both actually when we went to Korea. Yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: we got Beth the Lenage lip mask.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I put it on.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: She puts it on every night, and so when I'm
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: with her, so it's like, yeah, I don't say give me.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: It's like give me a kiss because I love you,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: But it's more like give me a kiss because I
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: want some. I told the robber to take anything, and
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: he took all the sweet treats in the house. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: told the robber to take anything, and he took the
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: fan that I use for white noise.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: You you use a fan for white noise. Oh I
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: hate white noise. You'd say take the fu take that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, that's dub.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: The worst thing you could do to me is take
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: my fan. Really, I am obsessed with it. I leave
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: it on when I'm gone, like, I don't turn it
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: off ever.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I struggle with white noise nothing like when my fans
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: are high because it's hot, I have to put it
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: on low so there's no sound.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Actually, because I hate you. Also struggle with like thoughts.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at night, I think bit of white noise, no
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: thoughts because you're thinking about the noise, so it's only
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: one thought.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: But the noise pisces me off. Oh my fuck, that
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: thinks annoy it soothes like that. I might use that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: Try it drownd out all the noise, mate, Okay, I
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: got one more this one.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's just like I love these
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: things in particular because I use them like every day.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, have you five started this episode yet?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: If not, what are you doing? Please do it? The
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: episodes cantinuing enjoy.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: But I told the Robert to take anything, and he
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: took my Q tips.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Oh you're like your ear bud? Yeah? Are you a
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: big Q tip guy? Yeah? I am mate.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Nothing I gotta say, hot take. I don't know if
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: this isn't even a hot take or not. Hill, I'm
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: willing to die on even maybe when you're ear itches
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: and you get one of those little Q tip bitches
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Orgasm.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Wait, I've never made a face like that, not even
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: when I'm coming. Isn't this I swear to God I
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: have that is uncontrollable. I could hold a straight face
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: while finishing, but when that's.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Between like the Q tube in your ears, like it
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: pushes it in as well. Oh, you're not supposed to
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: use him in your ears. Oh you're not. I do
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: as well, You're fully not supposed to.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: It's so good when you get like a lot of year,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: it's so like pleasing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: It's like popping a pimple. Oh, just thinking about it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, mine pretty much the same concept. But I have
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: one extra thing at the end.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Oh okay.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: So I told the Robert to take anything, but they
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: started walking towards my air fryer.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: I said, I said anything, not everything. Oh that's a
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: good one. I live out of my air frying Fucking hell.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I think I would cry. Oh my girlfriend didn't have
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: an air fry before we met. Changed her life. Wait,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I had two, so I gave it one.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have even parted with the second. Literally, it's
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: a newbie too. Can you just get cheap ones from
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: came U? Yeah, I gave her a good Phillips one.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: But you're a good Yeah, you're a good foot. That's okay.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I told the Robert to take.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Anything, but they took the last bit of chocolate in
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the fridge. I've been looking forward to all day. I said, anything,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: not everything.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thray hands with a rubber I don't care
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: what weapons he's got on me. Yeah, I would absolutely
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: say no, no, no, no no.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Any food you've been thinking about all day and you
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: get home and someone else is eating it, it's the
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: equivalent of that.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: You'll like, I want to kill you and it I
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: suck to me. I do it to her all the time.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, this one is going to be relatable. Maybe
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: not for you, but for a lot of people listening.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I told the Robert to take anything, but they started
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: reaching for my chat GBT account. I said anything, not everything.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: No way, that's a good wine.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Literally, the way chat ChiPT has gotten through any part
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: of corporateness that we need help with is insane.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that thing changes by life. But imagine the people
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: who go to like union stuff, like, honestly, they must.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Be When chat chiput first came out and there was
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: no sort of detector on whether or not you're.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Assignment, I don't believe that there is a detector.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whether or not your assignment was chat chipyt like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: the amount of people passing was just absolutely amazing.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Grades yeah, but how do you like the detector?
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: So you can just put in like, phrase it this.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Way, you can say to chat chept now, phrase it
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: as if it wasn't written by you, and it will
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: do that. Yeah, Phrase it as if it was written
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: by a fifteen year old.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Kid, literally, like, I don't get how it could be detected.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: What sort of did It's a scaring tactic. What's it
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: called scare mongering? I remember scare mongering.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I was shit scared of plagiarism in school. Yeah, I
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: don't reckon they could have found out.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: We had an essay or the whole school I remember,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: so the whole year was stressing about this one essay
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: had to be eight hundred words, which isn't even that much,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: but we were in year seven or eight or something,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I remember that it was a history.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Essay, and because I remember my specifically specifically my history
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: teacher saying you you have to do eight hundred words.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: We have a word counter. Yeah you know what, I
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: did six hundred words, and then I typed up a
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: bunch of random words in white.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that pitch got past.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck you, you don't have a word counter.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: It's definitely a bluff, Yeah, definitely the biggest bluff ever
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: all right, this is my last one. I told the
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Robert to take anything, but they go to take my
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: jumper that's in my cupboard, that doesn't fit, has holes
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: in it, and I keep it purely for sentimental value.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: I said anything by everything. Do you have clothing?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I don't really relate to that because I'm I don't
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: get any sort of sentimental value to things.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I have one flannel at jacket. Yeah, that like really
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: goes up to like halfway up my wrists.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Do you wear it sometimes?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: But like, I can't throw it away. I've had it
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: since I was like twelve.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I told the robber to take anything, and he went
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: to take my pillow. It's the only one I can
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: sleep on.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Literally, don't take that. Yes, fuck me.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Imagine if a Robert could just individually take the cold
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: side of your pillow so you just every time you
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: flip it over, it's just still warm.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It's funny, like the little quirks will all have a
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I know, I saw.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: One, what was it talking to Joanna about it, and
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: she goes, you should do I told the robber to
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: take anything, and he went to go take my sister,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: and it's like, no, not any that's I told you
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: to take anything, not my everything, and then.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: It's like, that's my maid. She was like say that
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I was like, no, I'm not
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: going to say that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: And then she said there was one really good one
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: that she saw and we can finish it on and
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: so she saw someone made one and it was like
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: I told the robber to take anything, and he went
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: to go towards my dad and I was like, no,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I said anything, not my everything.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: That's my ATM.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, fax, that is my everything. Ohh shit,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: that was stimulated. Guys, we love yes Day Bad