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RHOSLC Shocking Split and The Hilarious Jiaoying Summers · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. All right, let's get
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  Speaker 2: into it. This news came from some creators that I
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  Speaker 2: follow earlier last night. And it was like from good sources,
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  Speaker 2: Angie from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. She is
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  Speaker 2: the Greek girl that said you had high body count
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  Speaker 2: hair and she owns many salons. And she has a
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  Speaker 2: husband named Sean and one daughter, and they've been married
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  Speaker 2: for very long, I think 26 years. And so I
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  Speaker 2: started to see some things pop up last night saying
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  Speaker 2: a very good source said that they are separated and
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  Speaker 2: that allegedly it's because he is having an affair with
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  Speaker 2: one of the stylists at these salons that they have.
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  Speaker 5: I was, you know, didn't, know that it was true
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  Speaker 5: or anything.
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  Speaker 2: But then today, page six did say that, it's an
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  Speaker 2: exclusive through page six, that the Angie Katzenovas, I know
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying her last name wrong, and her husband, Sean,
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  Speaker 2: have separated after, sorry, 27 years of marriage. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: did not have time to add up how many divorces
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  Speaker 2: within the Real Housewife franchise happened.
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  Speaker 5: What this one would be. I think last I checked,
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  Speaker 5: it was 18.
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  Speaker 2: It's got to be up to like 24 by now
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  Speaker 2: with Bronwyn, just from this alone, franchise alone, Bronwyn had
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  Speaker 2: filed for divorce. And now I assume they're getting divorced
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  Speaker 2: as well. Now, for those of you that don't remember,
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  Speaker 2: there was controversy in their marriage, as every marriage. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we've talked about how when you go and audition for
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  Speaker 2: these shows, They want to know about your life, want
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  Speaker 2: to know that it's intriguing. Anybody that's been married that long,
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  Speaker 2: nobody has a perfect marriage. Everyone's going to have some
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  Speaker 2: type of cracks. And there were rumors that then got
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  Speaker 2: brought up to light through the other cast members about
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  Speaker 2: Sean possibly being gay.
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  Speaker 5: And she took.
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  Speaker 3: Offense to that.
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  Speaker 5: There was no proof to it. It was annoying.
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  Speaker 2: And just because they own hair salons and he, I
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  Speaker 2: think himself was a stylist, doesn't mean he's gay. There
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  Speaker 2: are male hairstylists that do women's hair that are straight.
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  Speaker 2: There was a whole famous movie called Shampoo about this
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  Speaker 2: character that like just slept with all these LA beautiful
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  Speaker 2: women that he did their hair and they just, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and he was straight as could be. Anyway, This news
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  Speaker 2: did break. This is all we really know is that
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  Speaker 2: they're separated. We don't know if it's an affair. We
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  Speaker 2: don't know who this, if anybody cheated on anybody or
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  Speaker 2: if they have just come to the end of their
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  Speaker 2: marriage together. Of course, being on reality TV, it highlights
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  Speaker 2: whatever cracks in the marriage there is.
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  Speaker 3: And it.
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  Speaker 2: Changes the dynamic. The biggest thing is that you're famous.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest thing is that you are not who you
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  Speaker 2: were before you allowed the cameras in. And then with
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  Speaker 2: all of that comes, everyone is on social media, including
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  Speaker 2: your husband, your daughter, and they see all these comments
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  Speaker 2: and it could just be really hard on a marriage.
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  Speaker 2: And it's possible that it wasn't that strong of a
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  Speaker 2: marriage when they started the show. And you never know
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  Speaker 2: when someone goes on this show, whether it's solely to
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  Speaker 2: I think it'll be fun and it'll highlight our business
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  Speaker 2: with the hair. I think they also like teach hairstyling
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  Speaker 2: at these salons that it can, you know, really, and
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  Speaker 2: also just fun to be a famous person and fun to,
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  Speaker 2: you know, do photo shoots and all of this. But
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  Speaker 2: as we see, it can really change a dynamic in
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  Speaker 2: the home and in a marriage. And I remember once,
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  Speaker 2: asking one housewife, I'm not going to say who it was,
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  Speaker 2: who did get divorced after a couple seasons of, and
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  Speaker 2: this was quite a while ago. And I said, I
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  Speaker 2: just have to ask you, you know, when you said
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  Speaker 2: yes to doing the show, did you ever think it
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  Speaker 2: would affect your marriage in a negative way? Where was
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  Speaker 2: your marriage at the time when you accepted being on
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  Speaker 2: the show? And she said, I never thought, I always
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  Speaker 2: knew I'd eventually get divorced. but I thought it would
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  Speaker 2: be further along. I thought I would get divorced like
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  Speaker 2: at 60. I didn't, you know, I just thought, and this, this,
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  Speaker 2: it just, it speeds up something that's already broken. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that you would get divorced because of the show,
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  Speaker 2: but I think it speeds up something and it certainly
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  Speaker 2: doesn't heal it. Like if there was a crack, it
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  Speaker 2: makes the crack bigger and then the crack spreads apart
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  Speaker 2: and everything falls in like a giant sinkhole. And in
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  Speaker 2: LA and also in LA, giant sinkhole, just like Hollywood,
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  Speaker 2: just go into a giant sinkhole. That can happen. So
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  Speaker 2: I've met Angie. We've had dinner. She's lovely. We've hung out.
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  Speaker 2: So this is sad, but also hopefully a new beginning
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  Speaker 2: and It's a great storyline to be going through a divorce.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great way of another storyline of when you
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  Speaker 2: start dating. It's, they do have a child. I believe
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  Speaker 2: she's like around like 14 or 15 now. That's going
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  Speaker 2: to be really hard. She's an only child. I think
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  Speaker 2: that's even, could be even harder that you don't have
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  Speaker 2: a sibling that you can turn to and go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: these two crazy assholes. Thank God they're fucking getting divorced.
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  Speaker 2: We hate them.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: So, and then of course it's all on TV. So,
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  Speaker 2: It'll be interesting. They've been currently filming this whole time.
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  Speaker 2: So will we see when the show starts to air,
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  Speaker 2: will we see them having issues or sharing about things?
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  Speaker 5: Are there fights? Is there moments like that?
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  Speaker 2: With Bronwyn on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they were already having issues. Somebody caught him doing... sending
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  Speaker 2: or looking at nudes of somebody on his phone while
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  Speaker 2: on a plane. Do you imagine you see a Real
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  Speaker 2: Housewives husband on a plane and then you lean over
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  Speaker 2: and see that he's like texting and sending nudes or
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  Speaker 2: something or looking at nudes of another woman while texting
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  Speaker 2: and then you like DM that Real Housewife who you're
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  Speaker 2: a fan of and you're like, hate to break it
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  Speaker 2: to you, but your husband literally on a plane, like
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  Speaker 2: where you can like read someone's text. Crazy. So, Bronwyn
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  Speaker 2: is doing amazing though, her castmate. She's been dating this
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  Speaker 2: guy for a while. He's like a 36-year-old model. She's
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  Speaker 2: getting divorced. She is the winner and nobody liked her husband. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Sean seemed always really nice and respectful. So hopefully this
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  Speaker 2: marriage can stay nice and respectful. This divorce, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: because over in Beverly Hills, the divorce is not going
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  Speaker 2: so well. It's not Beverly Hills. The real house is
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills. It's Encino. PK is really letting this get
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  Speaker 2: out there. It's another exclusive from TMZ where PK has
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  Speaker 2: called out Dorit over the child's passports fiasco. Last time
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  Speaker 2: we discussed it, he was... put it out there and
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  Speaker 2: ask the judge, could I have the sole responsibility of
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  Speaker 2: selling this Encino house that we cannot afford anymore? Can
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  Speaker 2: we not push off this sale anymore? We need to
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  Speaker 2: sell it so it doesn't go in foreclosure because if
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  Speaker 2: we sell it privately now, there'll still be some profit
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  Speaker 2: that we can split. But if it keeps going... going
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  Speaker 2: to go into foreclosure and we're going to be screwed.
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  Speaker 2: And she keeps putting off the sale because she was
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  Speaker 2: traveling in Europe for her birthday where he said she,
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  Speaker 2: you know, wasn't with the children. The children didn't know
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  Speaker 2: where she was. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 5: They were in Florida with her parents.
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  Speaker 2: Well, He said that he has asked the court, letting
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  Speaker 2: the court know that he had asked Dorit to make
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  Speaker 2: sure that the kids' passports were up to date because
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  Speaker 2: he is English and he wants to take the kids
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  Speaker 2: to England when it's his time later in the summer.
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  Speaker 2: And he just found out they are both expired. So
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  Speaker 2: now he cannot travel to Europe with the kids.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 2: He's furious. His story is that it was her responsibility
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  Speaker 2: and that she knew she had to take care of this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing renewing someone's passport to someone like Dorit is
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  Speaker 2: a big pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 5: And was it done on purpose? I don't know but
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  Speaker 5: she certainly.
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  Speaker 2: Knows how to update a passport she said she was
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  Speaker 2: a child of How did she say it? She was like,
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  Speaker 2: I was a worldwide traveler. I was a child of
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  Speaker 2: the world or something. I traveled so much. I speak
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  Speaker 2: four languages. She of all people would know to check
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  Speaker 2: the kids' passports. So I believe, even though it's a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of a pain in the ass, she knows
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  Speaker 2: how to do it. Being a world traveler, it's something
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  Speaker 2: that she'd be checking. But because she didn't have any
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  Speaker 2: international plans with her kids, maybe she did let it expire.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what? This is what happens when divorces
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  Speaker 2: get ugly. And Doreen even said to Kyle, like, really, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to say that about how much money I
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  Speaker 2: should be spending at Love Shack. I certainly can spend $ 4, 000
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  Speaker 2: on dresses and it's none of your business. And I
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  Speaker 2: really hope that you and Mauricio, I hope that your
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  Speaker 2: divorce stays nice forever because mine certainly hasn't.
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  Speaker 5: And it has not.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and I think sometimes things start out nice
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  Speaker 2: and then they don't. And then you're like, oh, fuck
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  Speaker 2: you for not paying that mortgage and making me move
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  Speaker 2: out of Encino. All your plans with your family and
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  Speaker 2: your relatives involving the kids.
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  Speaker 3: Guess what?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't renew the passports.
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  Speaker 3: Whoops.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I was too stressed trying to pay the mortgage that
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  Speaker 5: you didn't pay.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Um, speaking of which Mauricio was seen making out with
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  Speaker 2: a very attractive young girl appeared in a bikini somewhere
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  Speaker 2: in Europe, just, just kissing on like a little doc thing.
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  Speaker 3: And so he's having the time of his life.
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  Speaker 2: They're still not divorced. He's doing special forces with, um, Alexia.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to go do that show together. He's sick
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  Speaker 2: of doing real estate. He's like, let me be a star.
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  Speaker 2: Let me make out with these girls. It's all good.
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  Speaker 2: he's not taking listings. He's the face of the agency.
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  Speaker 2: He's set up this thing perfectly. The fame of being
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  Speaker 2: married to Kyle and being on The Housewives got him
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  Speaker 2: this real estate thing that's going on, and they're still
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  Speaker 2: not divorced, but Kyle has been sober four years, and
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  Speaker 2: she celebrated that. Taylor Frankie Paul over at Secret Lives
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  Speaker 2: of Immortant Wives, her whole situation with her kids is
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  Speaker 2: just horrible, and every... She's posting several times a day.
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  Speaker 2: People report on it. She has a huge following. And
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  Speaker 2: the discussion is, should she not share this with her
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  Speaker 2: fighting with her two baby daddies?
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  Speaker 5: And now there's a.
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  Speaker 2: CPS or whatever the name is for CPS, Child Protection Services.
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  Speaker 5: There was a report on that.
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  Speaker 2: That said, that they were disturbed that her eight-year-old daughter
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  Speaker 2: was changing the two-year-old's diaper and that it shouldn't be
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  Speaker 2: on the eight-year-old to do that.
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  Speaker 5: I disagree. I think.
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  Speaker 2: Kids that age can help with their siblings. It's not
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  Speaker 2: like she's left alone with the child for eight hours.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's just like, sure, she could change a diaper.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. So.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor felt she had to come on and explain that
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  Speaker 2: that is not something that happens all the time, that
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  Speaker 2: the eight-year-old wants to help. And it's just so gross
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  Speaker 2: that we know that there was a CPS report made
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  Speaker 2: and that we know all this. And it's just like.
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  Speaker 5: I get it. She's like, I am going to respond.
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  Speaker 2: I feel that I have this platform and I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to share this journey of fighting with my exes about
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  Speaker 2: my kids and all that's going on with me and
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  Speaker 2: my mental health and exchanges and all of this. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to share it all in this journey so that
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  Speaker 2: I can help others.
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  Speaker 5: And I feel, I definitely think you should tell your story.
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  Speaker 2: I think it would be healthier for you and the
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  Speaker 2: kids if you did all these videos and you journaled
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  Speaker 2: it or filmed it or whatever, or you know what
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  Speaker 2: she should do? She should go offline right now and
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  Speaker 2: she should record all of this, film it and podcast
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  Speaker 2: it with a podcast mic in case she doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: to use the film and just do a podcast and
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  Speaker 2: do dates and times and what she's feeling and what
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  Speaker 2: just happened and do it all herself and don't put
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  Speaker 2: it out in real time. That's what I think she
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  Speaker 2: should do because then she can edit it. She can
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  Speaker 2: decide what she wants to share, what she doesn't. If
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  Speaker 2: she wants to really actually write a bestselling book that
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  Speaker 2: we don't know the truth because we haven't seen it
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  Speaker 2: all happen online and therefore we don't need to buy
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  Speaker 2: the book or we don't need to listen to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I understand she makes a lot of money off of
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  Speaker 2: social media, but I just think if she just didn't
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  Speaker 2: post it, you know, maybe after each day before she
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  Speaker 2: went to bed, she journaled or talked into a podcast bank.
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  Speaker 2: And then those times that she is with her kids
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  Speaker 2: or those times when she's not with her kids, she
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  Speaker 2: is not overwhelmed with it. You know, she's taking care
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  Speaker 2: of herself. She's working on other things. She can still
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  Speaker 2: tell her side. I just don't know that we have
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  Speaker 2: to hear her side while it's happening. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: that's the best situation for her or her kids. And
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  Speaker 2: that's just my personal opinion. I don't need to report
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  Speaker 2: on this anymore. Season 20 of Real Housewives of OC
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  Speaker 2: came out. And I was inspired to do a very well-received,
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  Speaker 2: funny video. So please go to my Instagram, go to
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  Speaker 2: my TikTok. It's the Shadabdor School of Acting. because I
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  Speaker 2: feel it's a lot of acting. It's a lot of goofy, whoa, pratfalls.
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  Speaker 2: They go to this bungee jumping exercise class. Shanna Bedore does. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: maybe the producers did it knowing that they'd get a laugh.
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  Speaker 2: I think she upped it a little because it's like
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  Speaker 2: this weird, you know what it looks like? It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: look like you're getting, it looks fun. It doesn't look
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  Speaker 2: like you're getting a ton of exercise out of it,
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  Speaker 2: but it looks like a fun time.
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  Speaker 5: And so we had to see that.
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  Speaker 2: And then we had to see them all dress up
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  Speaker 2: like old ladies to celebrate Emily's birthday at a drag bingo.
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  Speaker 5: And this is an awful idea.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to some younger girls and it was
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  Speaker 2: her friend's 40th And they were like, yeah, we're all
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  Speaker 2: going to dress up like old ladies and go to
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  Speaker 2: this club out in Westlake. I'm like, why? Why I'll
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  Speaker 2: dress like old ladies? No one looks good in it.
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  Speaker 3: It's awful.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not funny. And we don't need to see it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a stupid shtick. We don't want to see dress
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  Speaker 2: up stuff. And they are old ladies. I mean, two
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  Speaker 2: of them are well into their 60s, you know, and
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  Speaker 2: it just it. it just was weird. And I don't even,
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  Speaker 2: there is no storyline. There's nothing even to discuss. It
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  Speaker 2: was like, Jen is basically poking at Heather to be like,
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  Speaker 2: remember Heather, remember when you said you were annoyed with Tamara,
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  Speaker 2: you know, four months ago, remember that? Remember when you
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  Speaker 2: said that? And she's like, what? No, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to fuck with Tamara. The woman scares the shit out
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  Speaker 2: of me. Um, I'm going to stay her friend until
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  Speaker 2: I'm not on the show anymore. And I don't have
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  Speaker 2: to see her face. That is what she's thinking of.
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  Speaker 2: That's what Heather Dubrow is saying when she's like, excuse me, Jen, excuse,
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  Speaker 2: you asked me over and over what I was saying
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  Speaker 2: about Tamara.
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  Speaker 5: Tamara and I are historical friends.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't love everything she says, but I can
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  Speaker 2: still call her the next day when we have to
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  Speaker 2: film and we can certainly get along.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and the other thing that was interesting that Brandy
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  Speaker 2: Howard said to me when we were hanging out this
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  Speaker 2: weekend is she said, remember when Heather says, oh, why
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  Speaker 2: does your hair look like that or something to Tamara?
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  Speaker 2: And Tamara goes, oh, Eddie and I were paddleboarding and
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  Speaker 2: they show this tiny clip, less than three seconds of
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  Speaker 2: the two of them paddleboarding and she's getting hit by
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  Speaker 2: a wave.
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  Speaker 5: This is February in the OC.
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  Speaker 3: It's cold.
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  Speaker 2: So it might be sunny out, but it's cold. So
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  Speaker 2: she has to wear a full wetsuit and she has
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  Speaker 2: to paddleboard. And then Heather Dubrow goes, yeah, I'm done
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  Speaker 2: with the daredevil stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I'm over that. We don't need to do that anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And we thought that was a sign to the producers
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  Speaker 2: of like, you're not going to make me jump out
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  Speaker 2: of a plane, paddleboard, go horseback riding, do a stripper pull,
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  Speaker 2: take a bungee class.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing any physical shit anymore.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I'll dress up like an old lady and go to
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: a drag brunch, but I don't, I would rather just
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: have a beautiful dinner, have a $ 75, 000 party that we
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: paid for, not Terry's dead brother from Quiet Riot, and
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: have a good time.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: That's it. You can see my beautiful outfits and you
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: can hear my wisdom, but I don't need to, if
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: you want to see me do physical shit, you need
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: to follow my TikTok. That's what Heather Dubrow is saying. OK,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: you guys, I'm really excited for a hilarious, hilarious comedian.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: She is back.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Let's go with my interview.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: But the apple doesn't fall.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: So easy! Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: started crying.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: happens next.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: You're worth the work.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a return favorite,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Zhao Ying.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Hi, Heather.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Summers, hilarious comedian, mother of three, touring comic, actress, writer.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Juicy Scooper.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you could make it. Thank you for
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: reaching out and coming on.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Heather. I travel the world and I
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: see your fans. In every show.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: They had it in me. It's just amazing. Your fans
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: are very different. They're just all hearts. They're just, sometimes
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: they've probably never heard of me, but they got to
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: know me from your show. And they, it's like, I
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: don't know, like they love you so much. They're like
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: your sisters. And they say, you are one of us.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: You know, that feeling. Oh, I love that. Thank you
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: so much for introducing me to your amazing fans.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Thank you for coming on.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: They're everywhere.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: They're in Europe, they're in Asia, they're in Australia, obviously,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: but all over. They are everywhere.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: You just had your third child with your second husband.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: It's very Hollywood of you. I love it. Your baby
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: is so cute. Your baby looks like the husband.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: He does. And I look at his help and I'm
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: afraid that he may lose the privilege to say chink.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't think he can say it. There's
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: no way he can say it. He got crucified. He's
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: a white man. He's like opium war white. He's not
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: just like a regular white guy. He's like Ohio white.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: My son is like, well, he has like a mature
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: man name too.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: I can't say it. It's Arthur. I say it. I
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: say author. My daughter's like, it's not author. It's Arthur.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: She's correcting me. I'm like, whatever. He's here.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: What is home base now for you?
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: So Austin, Texas is home base. Okay. I kept, I
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: sold my house in Arcadia. I bought a condo in Hollywood,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: West Hollywood.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: So I can just live in West Hollywood whenever I
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: come here for a week. But I miss L.A. I
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: realize that we are paying for the weather here. The
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: weather is worth every penny here. You can love or
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: hate L.A., but there's no weather like L.A. weather. I know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: It is so great.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Nothing like this.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: And it's been actually really nice. You got to avoid
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: that sinkhole, though, that happened.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's in West Hollywood, right? Yeah. I think I
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: missed it. It was last week?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't live in L.A., so I
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: just see it and just go, oh, God, thank God.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Where's your home base? It's in Thousand Oaks, in a
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: place called Sherwood. Yeah, it's like we moved out that way.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: So everything's a little further, but now let me just
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: get into how— How is your mother accepting the new husband,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: the new baby? What's going on with your mom? Because
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: she is like a tiger mom, right? Which is the
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: definition of tiger mom is pretty critical.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's very tough. It's been really hard. She was
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: not a proof of him because she just feel like
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I should be focusing on my career after my divorce.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: I am not good with men because I... I talk back.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: And she's like, if you talk back, you stay single.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Just talk back. You know, you stay single. After my
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: divorce and she came to take care of the two
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: kids and I met my husband, she just think I
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: should just not get married. I should not have any kids.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, she just feel like if I have a kid,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: it's going to age me for five years. I'll expire.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: She's just a sick woman. She's like, you got to
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: be selfish. You got to just not get married anymore.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: So was she critical that you got pregnant before you
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: were married? Yes.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: She's very mad. And she's like, you are ruining your life.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I said, it's already ruined. She's like, yeah, it's getting
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: worse now. And she said, he's going to leave you
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: because you are turning 40. I said, I'm 34. She goes,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: you're 35. 35 is 40. You know, 34 is 30.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: I just, you are 40. And he's going to, he's
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: not going to work.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: You're only 34 though right now.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: No, I'm 36. It was two years ago.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: To her, you're still, she's reminding you that 40 is coming.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 40 is here. And then she said that he's,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think he loves you because he's young. I said,
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: he's one year younger. He's like, if a man is
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: one year younger than a woman, he's actually 20 years
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: younger than you. It's different. You know, like you can't
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: be with a younger woman.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Is she with your dad?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: No, they are still together. He's drunk, so I'm happy
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: for him. You know, I understand why he drink now.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Because when I was growing up, I feel like he's
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: lazy and drunk. And now I understand that you have
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: to be drunk to survive around her because she's a problem.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: You know, women are always a problem. You work hard.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: And you take off the kids and you're a bitch.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: You make your husband drink, you know. We do everything,
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: but people still hate us. People just hate women. I
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: hate her too. She clean for me. She cook for me.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: She take for the kids. I hate her. I realized that,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, that's what it's like to be a woman. Anyway, right?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Like we do everything. And people just hate us. It's like,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: why are you breathing? Like, why? You know, why you
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: still look so beautiful? Or like why you look fat now?
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how you look. You're wrong. You're, yeah.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: So basically she, when she, then I got pregnant, she
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: was furious. She's like.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: How did you tell her?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I sent her the little ultrasound thing.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, just out of the blue. You just texted her
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: an ultrasound photo.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: I just like, oh my God, mom, I'm so excited.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: She just like, can you get an abortion now? Like
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: she said this to me. She's so Chinese.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Over text? Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: She's like, can you get an abortion now?
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: And what did you say?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I said, it's a boy. She goes, oh, okay.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: What?
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I came home.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: She made me dumpling and she hugged me. And she's like,
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: it's going to be a white man. He's going to
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: be privileged. I mean, he's half Asian, but you know,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you got to take what you have. He's going to
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: be white. So he can just like do whatever. His
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: life's going to be easy. So you don't have to
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: worry about him. This is good. It's an easy child.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: It's an easy one.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: How did the older kids, your... Kids are seven and five.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: How are they around the baby?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: My son, just being a boy, is like, it's a baby.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: My daughter, she's only five, but she's very mature. She
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: brings the diaper. She likes to clean the milk, and
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: she likes to put a pacifier and clean the pacifier
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: for him. So she's full-on big sister duty. She loves him,
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: and she thinks he's adorable, and she is the best
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: big sister. My son just kind of, he's a boy.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, there's a boy. He also has a penis.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, ha.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: It's like a dumb boy stuff. But you can just
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: see she's two years younger. She's sophisticated. She looks at him.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: She smiles. How cute. I love him. And he looks
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: at her in awe of her, amazed by her just
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: because she's so nice to him. And they just have
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: this beautiful bond.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: That's so sweet.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Now, for those that don't know, not only are you
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: a stand-up comic, but you really went about becoming the
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: comic in such a great way and so smart and
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: so entrepreneurial because it's so hard to get stage time
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: as a comedian, especially in LA.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: They say it's.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Easier in New York and maybe even Chicago. So you
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: have your own comedy club and that's where you were
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: able to really work and hone your craft. And you
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: had an incident that happened. that I thought was so
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: terrible but so interesting about these influencers that came for
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: a night of comedy and chose to make not flattering
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: content out of your club. Can you tell us about that?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they were not really trying to do stand-up.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: They actually just want to go there and insult the art,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: just go there and get on stage, read things on
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: phones and get a reaction because they actually reached out.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: We're booked out to the open mic night. They're booked out.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: There's only 10 people. I think eight spots every hour.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: And they reached out to the manager. She's actually here, Paige.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: And she said, well, we can't guarantee a spot. You know,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: if there's no one show up, you can get a spot,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: but it's not guaranteed. So they went there.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: There's no spot. And who are these girls? Are they
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: actual triplets?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: They are not really triplets. They also pretend they are 15,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: but they are in their 20s. The youngest one is 18.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: The other ones are 26.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: So they have a persona online as 15-year-old Trev.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: And they're not triplets and they're not 15.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: No, no. Okay.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Well, pretty smart to make yourself 15-year-old triplets in this
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: gross world.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I know. I know that's smart. I can see why.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I should have heard from them.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Playboy back in the day was always into twins and
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: triplets and all that bullshit.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, so go on.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I should learn about, learn about my age. They are
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: smart about that. Anyway, they just basically, they start cursing
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: at the host. Like, you fucking moron, fucking stupid.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: While they're on stage or while they're... Before they got on.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Stage because they were like, oh, it's booked out, you know, blah, blah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: They just start cursing and... screaming. It was awful. And
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: then they, the host was young and he's like, okay,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I just got on stage. You can go on stage.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: They got on stage. You start basically making fun of everyone.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: And they're reading things off their phone. People don't, don't laugh.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: And they were like, fuck you guys. Fuck the whole room,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: you know, blah, blah, blah. And people just don't laugh
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: because it's open mic. You know, nobody care about you
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: have followers. They have like followers everywhere. Anyway. So they basically,
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: they left the place and they just, uh, had a
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: terrible review about it as he talked about it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: So then they went on the.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: YouTube. They post on YouTube.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, and they did a video about their night bashing
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: the club.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Before the club, during and after, they basically said they
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: wait for three hours, which is a lie. And they
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: said that the host were harassing them, sexually harassing them,
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: which never happened. Wow. One of the audience, one of
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: the open mic on stage is like, wow, those two
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: are attractive. It's like three girls and one boyfriend. That's normal.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: It's open mic. It's like, oh, you're attractive.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: You guys look rich, you know, those kind of stuff. Like, oh,
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: they were like sexually harassing us. I'm like, they are
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: not your dad.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: So someone was on stage doing crowd work and they
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: were waiting to go up. So they were sitting there
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, who are you? Three attractive ladies.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: And they called that sexual harassment.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yes. And that person is also like, he just opened
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: mic comedian who signed up to the mic.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: They said this person is my host. Wow. Like the
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: staff of the club. And they, they basically made up
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: stories and, And the fans, because they are morons, you know,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: those fans, they're so stupid. And they basically send us
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: thousands of, like, death threats. Like, non-stop. Like, I got
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: death threats, the ugly, stupid chink. They call off our host,
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: the N-word. And you should kill yourself. It's like, then
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: they start giving us, like, negative reviews on Yelp and Google.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: My review went to, like... One point. Wow. It was
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: like 4.5. It went to one. It was so nasty.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: But thank God it's a Chinese business. You know, if
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: we have bad review, it means it's authentic. I don't care.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: But it was very bad. A lot of staff were
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: affected because of death threats. Those people are vicious.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I remember you were doing videos about it. Letting people
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: know that this had happened. I, of course, never had
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: heard of these triplets, but, you know, there's so many
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: people that are just famous within a different demographic that
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't know today, you know? So I understand the
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: power they have. So what happened? Did they ever apologize
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: or take it down or anything?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: No, we.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Who are these people again?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: They are three bitches from Edmonton. You know, you would
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: think Canadians are nice.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: But is that their name? Three bitches from.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: No, I wish they are that funny, but no. They
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: call them like Caligaris sisters. I can't even say it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: It sounds like an yeast infection. Okay, okay. Anyway, they're just...
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: My dad told me this, and the dad would be
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: in the video. I'm like, yeah, he's fucking all of
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: you guys. Of course, the dad is like... You know,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: it's so cringy. He's like, daddy, can I do... I'm like, gosh, bitch,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: you're 26.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: But that's not their real dad because they're not real
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: triplets and they're not 15.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: It's so gross. Okay. Yeah, they don't do anything. They're
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: just dumb bitches and these big... I don't know, big
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: red hair. So it looked like a fetish thing, I think. Okay. Whatever.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: So they won't take it on the video. They want
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: me to apologize to them. Because my staff was, first
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: of all, it's not my staff, calling them hot and
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: advancing on them, like predators. I'm like, by the way,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: just making up a story is so ugly because it
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: makes a real victim. Yeah, it's such a weird world.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Where like people do that, you know, and they, or
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: they think that the world is going to be on
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: their side because the checker took too long to check
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: out their items.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: And they're like, can you believe this? And do this thing.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And then, but then depending on how certain people present it, yeah,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: their quote unquote fans can really come after it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: It can be so disturbing.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fans with the reviews about our club being shitty.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: They had never been to my club and it's very
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: bad for the business. And I think the press reached
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: out because they want to talk about it because there's
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: a chef in San Francisco refused to give a influencer
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: a free meal. And she basically made a video, a
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: negative review about it, and they had to close the restaurant.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: They lost their business because of the review was so low.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: That recently happened with... That was a few years ago.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: But not these triplets, other people.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, other influencer.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: So I was lucky I had a platform. Yeah. Also,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I was lucky it's a comedy, it's an open mic place.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: You know, people were expecting that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Right, so if you were just an eatery, like just
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: a restaurant, and they believed they had an awful experience
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: and chose to do it, you're right. How could a
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: small restaurant that maybe doesn't even have social media but
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: does have a Yelp review, how would they ever recover
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: from something like this?
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: That is true.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: It's very sad. It's very sad. They wouldn't be able
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: to recover. And they just destroyed businesses because they didn't
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: get their free... VIP treatment they are so entitled to.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: They have no talents, those girls. I think they are
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: really sick people. I hope them well. They need whatever.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: I realize that as a comedian, I can cry about it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: I feel bad how they treat my staff. But the
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: best thing I can do is make fun of them.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: So I just did a roast on them. I joked
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: about them, made fun of them. And that was good.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: That was good for my mental health. Right. Yeah, people
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: were so mad. I called them whores from Edmonton. I'm like,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: I don't care. You know, I really don't care.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Anyway.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: And did they, did you still get some backlash from
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: their fans?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Every day.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: You like put up a video and there's comments in there?
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Every day we still have Google review that's negative. Still
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: to today. Wow. I don't even look at it anymore
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: because it just, whatever.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why, why?
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And so you've got some exciting things going on.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: The short film is Andre 3000, which is crazy because
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I had no idea he know who I am. And
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: he likes my comedy. And we became good friends. He
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: brought me on Andre 3000. I mean, he brought me
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: on LeBron's podcast, The Shop. So that's how I met
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: him for the first time. And then we became very
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: good friends. And I'm very inspired by him as an artist.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: And it was amazing to be in his... short film
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Seven Piano Sketches for his new piano album. Wow. It's
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: a lot of fun in New York.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: That's amazing.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: And so tell me what else is going on. What
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: has been, like, how has the stand-up been going? You
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: do a lot of crowd work. Or at least that's
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: what you show in your videos. Because, you know, that's
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: always good. I hear you said, what's your mama think
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: about you being a Malaysian gay? You always talk to
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: the audience and you get a lot of, you know,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: fun people to.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Go to your thing.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I love them.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: Different couples and things like that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I love them. So I was just really desperate about
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: to build my social media business. And it's so difficult.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: We can't show our materials. Sometimes if it's our new jokes,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: it belongs to a new special. You can't really show it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: But how can fans come to see you if they
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: don't see you? So I just, I realized like after
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I do my materials, the last 10 minutes, I'm just
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: going to talk to a front row. And I started
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: doing that just asking, what species are you? Because I
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: think it's, We're a different species, you know, because racism
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: is so stupid. If there's an alien, like a human
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: has black ones and yellow ones and white ones. They
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: don't think which one is better than which one. They
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: just see us as different species, indifferent. So I just
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: started calling them, what species are you? And then I
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: realized that all my fans, they come to front row,
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: they expect to get roasted. They'll get ready to get roasted.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: You just look at me like, what you got? Do
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: you ever feel like they.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Since you're doing your material and not talking to them
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: until the end, do you think they're kind of like
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: a little disappointed? Or like wanting to get attention or
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: yelling stuff out or anything?
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. For some shows that I kind of just
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: do over time. And I know sometimes the theaters, they
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: are very strict. They just don't let you run over time.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: They're going to fine you money or anything. I'm Chinese.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, don't take my money. So I would not
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: do any crowd work. I was just like, bye. They
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: were like... What? What? You are not talking to me.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I paid for the front row, bitch. You know, they
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: didn't say bitch, but they were just like, huh? They
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: are sweet about it. Asians don't talk about how disappointed
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: they are. They just don't come anymore. But anyway, they
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: actually talked to me after the meeting. They were like,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: oh my God, can you roast us now? We are
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: buying a t-shirt. I'm like, yes. So it was so cute.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: The front rows expect that. The people in the back
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: know I won't talk to them because I can't really
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: see who they are to roast them. So the front
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: row actually now expect to talk to them.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Has anyone ever been offended by your roast?
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. When I was in Pasadena, I can't say.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: The ice house. The ice house.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Ice house. Ice house. One girl, she was roasting me.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I was on stage. This beautiful Asian girl with an
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: old white man. Heckling you. You mean heckling? Yeah, I'm like, oh,
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: there's a white man. I know there's an Asian lady nearby.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: She's like, hey, that's rude. Iron your shirt, you know.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: What did she say?
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Iron your shirt?
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because your dress is wrinkly. Oh, okay. You look cheap.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sorry, mom.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: How old was she?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: She was probably in her 30s and pretty and little tipsy.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: But I'm sorry, you know. She's like... I said, I just,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I want a green card. That's why I'm talking to
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: your man. She's like, she was so mad. She's like,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I'm a single mother. I make my own money. I'm
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: also divorced. I'm like, I know I would divorce you too.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: And then she just got more angry, angry. But you
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: are trying to roast a comedian. Come on.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Did she leave or stay the whole show?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: She was getting more and more rude and the security
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: took her out to ask if you please leave. I'm like, okay,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I guess she's deported. So that was one time she was,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: my own people, Asian lady is literally just like upset
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: with me. But I was just calling her like, you
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: are so pretty. You have, you know, if I'm hot
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: like you, I would be a bitch too. I'd be
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: a what? A bitch too.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: A bitch too.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm not like, hey, you ugly, you know,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: it's not funny. The funny is like, sure, she's a
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: pretty girl. I just, I don't offend her in a
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: way that's direct. So she just like, she didn't hear
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: that in her life. She's like, wait, but you are
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: offending me, but not really offending me. So she just
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: like got mind fucked by me. Yeah.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: That, okay. You know, I talk about housewives a lot
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: and they do this thing called, she knows how to
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: read you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: That expression, which is like, and I, someone showed a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: clip of, what was her name? Kenya Moore, who used
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: to be on Real Housewives of Atlanta. And it's back
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: when she was on celebrity apprentice. Okay.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: That's how long ago it was.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And the clip came up and it was like, wow,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Kenya knows how to do it. And she did this
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: thing where another housewife from a different franchise, Brandy Glanville
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: was sitting next to her down the whatever.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know Brandy. Yeah. And so she was like.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Look, I, you know, I try to keep it classy.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't say that her skirt short, whatever she thought,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I'm just making something like, I didn't say that her
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: tampon string was showing because her skirt was too short.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: She has great legs.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Her skirt was short. I'm sure she didn't intend to
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: have her pant tampon string show. I never said that.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Did I?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: And it's like, you know, that kind of thing. And
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: of course, now you're saying it and it's on TV.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: You're saying in front of people, it's, that's kind of
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: the same thing that you're doing, which is really clever
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: and really funny. Like, Oh, it's a little bit like
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: a bless your heart. You know how Southern people go
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: bless your heart.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Bless her heart.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: You know, she didn't have the, you know, bless her heart. She's,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: She's so pretty, but she can't read. So she wouldn't
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: have known what I wrote on that piece of paper.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: And that is why she misunderstood this whole situation. Bless
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: her heart. Like whatever it is.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: That's so funny. The housewives. I love when they are.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: That's not really my like forte, but I see it.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my God, I fucking love it.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: But so when doing that, yeah, that's crazy. Now, does
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: your mom care when you talk about your mom?
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: She doesn't care. I remember that she was on my
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: podcast because Patton Oswalt got COVID. I think I gave
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: him COVID by texting him. But he did my podcast anyway.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: So we got to the studio and he had to
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: cancel because he got not feeling well. And my mother
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: drove me home. I was desperate. She drove me. Yeah.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: It's because of my DOI. I couldn't drive back then.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: And I was in the studio. I'm like, mom, I
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: pay for the studio. What do I do? She's like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: you pay for wages? What do you do? I said,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: can you be my guest? She said, I don't speak English.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I said, I will translate. So she just sat there
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: and I said, Mom, you know, China and America is
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: very different. Because in America, they love when ladies are tanned.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Because when you are tanned, it means you are fit.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: You love, you know, vacation means you are wealthy. It just,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: people love tanned skin. And my skin is dark. So
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: in America, I'm actually not ugly. I had to actually
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: explain to her because she would laugh when I say
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I'm not ugly here. And in America, I'm actually not
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: ugly because my skin is tanned. It's considered attractive. She's like,
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: she lost it. She's like, ha, ha, ha. That's so funny.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: You're still ugly, you know. Yeah. You know, your skin's dark.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: It means you work at a farm. You're poor and ugly.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: And then I said, my lips is big. In America,
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: it's a good thing. Big lips is sexy. Like Julia
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Roberts and Angela Jolie. She's like, no, you have pig lips.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: You got big, big lips. You know, she's just like
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: roasting me. And I just try to explain to her
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: because I know her. She doesn't hurt me anymore. But
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: for the audience, I want them to be like, hey,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: that's actually what she thinks. And oh my goodness, I
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: left China probably 16 years ago. China changed. All the
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: girls start to like, you know what, try to like
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: be more confident. And the girls with dark skin before,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: they're like, yes, I'm ugly. Now they're like, you know what,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: there should be diversity in beauty. You know, we should,
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: us curvy girls, a girl with dark skin should also
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: be considered attractive. So they have the movement. So people
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: saw my video. They're like, oh my God, that's my mom.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: That's my mom. It just went viral. It went to
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: like a billion views on one clip. And I went
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: to China, did Cosmopolitan and a lot of big magazines.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: And all the people in China were like cursing. I'm like,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: what the? beast she's a monster mom like what kind
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: of mother would do that to her daughter and she
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: was getting bullied online your mom was getting yeah i
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: said mom i'm sorry you had because she was sending
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: her saying even on her personal wechat like her personal
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: facebook she getting hate comments.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: How they were able to find her on facebook.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Her chinese uh wechat her chinese account like her chinese
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: social account oh okay and i said mom i'm sorry
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: and she's like oh Oh, don't worry. I'm making you famous.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Next time I got your podcast, I slap you. I
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: don't care what they say. As long as it's good
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: for your career, I'm happy. I don't give a fuck.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: She's like, she's my spirit animal. I now realize that
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: she's cool. Yeah, she's cool because life can be hard
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: and you gotta be a tough bitch in order to.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did make you perfect for comedy.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Does she play Mahjong?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: She didn't have time to play because my father was drunk.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: She had to work all the time. So she loves mahjong,
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: but she did have a mahjong room in our restaurant
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: so people can go there and play and she can
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: make money.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: She take the fee for housing it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: How does she feel about it being so popular now
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: with women of all ethnicities and all ages? Like everyone
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: is playing mahjong now.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: I think everyone is trying to max it. Ma Jiang
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: and drinking hot water. Everybody wants to be Chinese now.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: China maxing is a great expression.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was China maxing. Everyone on social media. You
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: want China maxing, your mother has to hit you on
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: the face. Be like, you're ugly, bitch. That's how you
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: really become Chinese.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: You're right with the Korean skincare.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Japanese things always been popular. The anime has always been popular.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: What about lymphatic massages? Did you guys used to do that?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: What's lymphatic?
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: It's like everyone just says like, you're supposed to like
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: do this every day. And then all of a sudden,
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: like all the lymphatic, like I'm like, what? So if
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: you do this massage every day, then you're just going
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: to like pee out all your fat?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think it works. I think cursing at your
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: husband drinking wine helps with beauty. When you feel good,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: you look better.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. If you hate someone, you have to make sure
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: they know.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: So is your dad still a drinker?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: He didn't drink anymore. It was very cute. Me and
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: my dad never had a connection because he's always drunk.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: But he read a lot of books. He loved reading
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: and he's very smart. He will help with my math homework.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: And he's always been drunk. I remember that it was
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: probably around four or five years ago. I was doing
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: projects in China and getting a little popular. And then
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: my father had his high school reunion. And then I
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: was giving speech in my high school. In China. In China.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: And it was a big thing, televised for my city.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: And my dad was just like, oh, by the way,
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: my daughter is going to come. You know, if you
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: want her to meet your daughter, who is inspired to
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: go to America, they're like, wait, your daughter is Zhao Ying?
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah. They're like, oh, come on. There's no
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: way she's your daughter. You are such a drunk loser.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: And he just felt like he's bringing shame to me.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: He's like, I feel so guilty. I felt like I
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: never was there for your life. And now I'm bringing
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: shame to you. So after that, I just stopped drinking
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: and he stopped drinking.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: He stopped drinking?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Cold turkey. He just stopped.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: So just four years ago or whatever he did.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: And because he didn't want to bring shame to me
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: and that made me cry. And we are very close now.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: He likes me a lot because I send him money.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: You know, I was talking to somebody recently and I
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: wasn't aware that did work like, you know, a lot
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: of business and stuff in China. And he said, you
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: know what I didn't realize is what heavy drinkers do.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: They are. Yeah, you got to drink to close deals.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: That's why it's so weird.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Have they always been like that or is it a
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: more recent thing? Like the last like decades or no,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: it's always been like that?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: It's always like that. We say if there's no alcohol,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: it's not a real gathering.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: And what is their, what is their alcohol of choice?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Baijiu is basically a soju or like white liquor. Very, very,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: very like a whiskey, vodka, very not wine. So a
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: lot like a high alcohol. And the thing is in China,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: if you drink a lot, you close a deal because
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: deals are made at a banquet. Banquet, if you can
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: drink more, you can close a deal means that you
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: are more sincere. Because, and also, like, in China, if
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: your husband come home, open the door, just vomiting at
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: you at 1 a.m., you're like, oh, my God, my
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: husband work so hard, close the deal, you know, blowjob, handjob,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a massage. In America, you
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: come home drunk, you sleep on the couch, you have
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: a problem, you're going to AA tomorrow. Like, you have
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: three glasses of wine, you have a problem. Do they
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: have AA in China? Not really.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: What about rehabs and stuff?
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: No. Not very popular. I don't know how people.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: They just expect people to kind of quit on their
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: own like your dad.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or you really get, you drink and you get
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: liver disease and you die from that slowly. But people
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: just not taking it seriously because it costs a lot.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of my father's friends, my uncle.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: I call them uncles. They die from liver diseases.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: From heavy drinking, but they don't think it's a big problem.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: And are the women big drinkers too, generally?
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Women have to be able to drink skillfully at the banquets.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: You probably have to drink and try to, like you
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: drink here, you have your rice bowl, you spit like this.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: For real? Yeah, like when someone like want to come
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: in your mouth, you want to make them happy, but
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: you're like, I don't want your coming inside. It's poor,
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: you know? It's like you put it in your drinking,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: but you're like, but you want, they want to see,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: because in Chinese culture, when someone give you alcohol, you
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: don't drink it, it means you are not sincere. You
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: are sneaky. Because my first husband, I said, mom, he's
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: a great man. He does not smoke, does not drink,
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: and he does not gamble. She's like, it means he's selfish.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: He's going to murder you. There's something wrong with him.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Why he's not drinking? When someone cares about their body
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: so much, they are selfish. They're going to fuck you up.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay. That is one way to look at it. Yeah, right?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Because this person is so disciplined.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: And then she turned out to be right.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's right.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Arrested the first husband because I remember your story. It
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: was awful.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Like American Psycho, right? They wouldn't do anything harm their
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: body because they want to fucking kill you, bitch. They'll
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: eat you. Right? Like, what a man is so perfect.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: No gambling. Don't watch porn. Work out every day. Eat healthy. Hmm.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Something must be wrong.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: You mentioned, and I do remember this from last time
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: you came on, that you did get a DUI.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: But nobody was hurt or anything? You were just pulled over?
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: No, I killed three trees. Oh. They are very expensive trees.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: For real? They cost me nine grand for three trees.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's insane.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: What is your relationship with alcohol now?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: I think my drinking would be binge drinking.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I don't drink every day. I would not drink for
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: three months.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: I think it's like the bipolar depression. Sometimes I got
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: into a very bad place or hypomania. I have energy.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I feel like I won't sleep for three days. I
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: keep working and working and working and I don't eat.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, you just feel like, oh, I
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: have so much energy. I'm feeling great. Then I'll be
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: drinking and then I feel great. I keep drinking, but
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: I had no food. There's no food in my system. Therefore,
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I would get really drunk without even knowing it. I'll
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: be driving, I'll fall asleep because I think I wasn't
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: controlling my hypomania. Yeah, that's what happened to me. Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: So have you been diagnosed with bipolar?
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I did. Yes, I did. And I tried the lithium
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: and it didn't really work for me because it really
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: makes your pussy stinky.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Wait, it makes your smell down there?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. It's sinister. It's not like gross. It's like...
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Your mother is not cocking hell.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: When did you realize that it was affecting your cooch?
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: My cooch, I remember that I had, it was actually
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: my husband. I started dating him.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: The first husband or the second?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: The second one.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: The Chinese men, the first one is Chinese men. They
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: don't eat pussy. They think it's gay. They do? They
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: don't eat pussy. That's why for any Chinese woman, I've
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: never dated a man who eats pussy. I'm like, honey,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: you're missing out. Because they don't, that's, like, not eating
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: pussy is, like, the gayest thing ever. Like, why would
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: you think it's gay to eat pussy?
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: The gays, like, oh, they are ghost star gays. Right, yeah.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: They never eat the same pussy. But anyway, it's crazy.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I was dating my now husband, and I just, like,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: realized he didn't eat my pussy. I'm like, why you
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: don't want to eat my pussy? He just won't tell me.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I just got so angry at him. I'm like, whoa.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Then I just. Oh my God. I'm like, what is this?
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: It was so bad. It was so bad.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Have you looked it up?
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Is that a real thing?
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: I looked up and I asked my doctor. They said
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: it doesn't happen to everyone, but it does change your hormone.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: It changes your pH balance. And it actually happens to
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: some people. So it happened to me. And I just
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: felt so bad. Like when I was crazy, I was
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: amazing in bed. Now God made me a nice girl
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: and I have stingy cooch. You know? That's why they
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: say crazy bitches is good and bad. Because they're crazy.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: Because they're not on lithium.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Because they're crazy. They should be on lithium, but they're not.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: So they're crazy, but their cooch still smells nice.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: But you tried to get healthy.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Took the lithium to make you less crazy.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Gave you a smelling coochie.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: So how, did they find another medication or are you
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: just not on anything?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I'm not on anything anymore because I felt- And you
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: have a baby to prove it. Yeah. Lithium also makes
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: me- a little like I just I just I'm happy
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: like I'm just like okay I'm very mellow and it's
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: just not me did.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: You think it affected your like jokes and creativity it.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Definitely affected my creativity I think because I just don't
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: get angry at things anymore when I'm angry I write
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: good jokes yeah because you're invested you're emotional you're like
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh but I'm just I'm okay with everything
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: you need to be opinionated and you.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Need to be wanting to rant about something.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah I was just like okay all right I'm like
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: who's this bitch I didn't like her.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: There is this drug that people talk about called Retta.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Have you heard about Retta?
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: What's Retta?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Retta's like a new, it is a weight loss, like
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: an Ozempic.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm watching these people give their testimonies, you know, online.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: And they're like, RETA is the greatest thing. You lose weight.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: You also become super focused in, you know, whatever your
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: business is, you're cleaning things, you're, you know, doing, but
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: they're noticing that they aren't looking to have fall in
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: love or have sex or they're, and they're not like
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: wanting to be social or anything like that. They're only like,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: it's like probably if you're like a sex addict and
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: you like to drink too much and you eat too much,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: it's probably perfect for you for a while because you'll
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: just be focused on like cleaning your house, not eating,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: not drinking and not being social.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: But then a certain amount of time goes by.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: This one guy said he went to a wedding and
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: And he just like felt nothing. Like he felt like
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: nothing about the love that was being shared or wanting
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: to pursue that kind of love. And he's like, I
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: think it's because I'm on this drug.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. That's so interesting. Yeah.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's, that's why I found your thing really.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's funny, but it's also like interesting. It's
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: making you asexual, making you like asexual robot.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Or you're just, yeah. The dopamine that you would get from,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: From having sex with someone that you're attracted to, what
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: makes you fall in love with them is like not there.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's kind of weird.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: This would be good for someone who's an addict. That's
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Like if you're a sex addict or a love addict
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: or whatever, it could be.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Also pedophiles need to take that. Maybe. I don't know.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if it works. I don't know
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: with them. I don't know if there's anything that can
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: cure that. So I want to talk about this. I
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: noticed that Chloe Fineman, she is on SNL. She's one
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: of the best impressionists. She does such good celebrity impressions.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: She's pretty. She's very thin.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: And according to the New York Post exclusive, she just
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: announced she was leaving NBC's late night sketch show SNL
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: after seven seasons. Which is interesting because the way I
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: always remembered it is that that's kind of the time
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: people leave. I don't know if the contract changes or
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: the contract is good for seven years or you go
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: up to seven years and then it's either you need
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: to sign another five or something.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: So then people leave around seven.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: But they said while she, she's 37, formed close friendships
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: with some co-stars, she didn't necessarily mesh with everybody necessarily.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Chloe could rub people the wrong way at times. Well,
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: who the fuck doesn't?
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: But, you know, I did not realize, and probably other
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: people didn't realize, she is like a scientist. She is
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: a Scientologist. And I don't really think that matters. I
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: think the people that I've known... throughout the years that
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: were Scientologists, in entertainment, they kind of keep that separate.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: They're not trying to recruit you when they're at her level.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: But she's also probably still a part of it. Because
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: they also.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: Are so in it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if she is like a second
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: or third generation Scientologist or what, but when it comes
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: to entertainment, it's such a weird religion in that they like, um, they,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: the people feel like their success is sort of dependent
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: on all these different weird things that they do within
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: the religion. So they don't really ever try to leave it.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: And also they know all their, your secrets and all this. Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: It's so interesting. I'm just curious because I know that Scientology,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: sometimes they would offer free acting classes. Yes. You know,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: and sometimes it'll be very easy for someone who moved
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: to LA, cannot afford acting classes. And you meet Danny
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: DeVito in your acting class. What? You know, you're just like,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: sign me up. But when you are very successful and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: super smart at doing those shows professionally, at which point
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: that you join when you are rich and successful. I
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: feel like it will be easier for someone to join
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: when they are broke and hopeless and just like, oh
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: my gosh, this is amazing. Free classes. I got new celebrities.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that anybody, that they're getting any new people.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Like there's been like so many exposés and stuff on it.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: I'm like, who is, I could see how some people
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: fell into it.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Five years ago, 10 years ago, 30 years ago, you know,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: trying to make it in Hollywood and walking in and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: getting the free class and all of that.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: But you're right. Like, no, who's joining now.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: And, um, but I mean, I can also see why she's,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: why she's leaving SNL because like, if you stay, some
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: people want to stay there forever. Like what's the one guy, Kenan,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: he's been there forever, but most people, it feels like, um,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she met with her team and everything of
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: like when you need to make the leap so that
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: you can go and do something else. But of course,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: there's also that risk that you won't do anything else.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: But she has such a huge Instagram and TikTok following
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: too because she'll just come up with characters and do them.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's so pretty and she's really talented. I think
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: she's going to do well.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she will do perfectly fine. Did you ever
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: have a desire to do that kind of comedy?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: I can barely speak English. I can barely sound like myself.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know how do I. I'm just, I have
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: so much respect. I marry people who do impression. It's
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: such a gift. So talented. But I can write, like
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: I can write a whole script. I write poetry and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: I wrote novels in China. So I can write it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: a lot of things, create things with my pen and
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: my imagination. But my body as a vessel, I can't
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: do impression. And I just love my friends doing impression.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I just hunt them down when I'm around my friend
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: or my friend Godfrey. I just keep begging them, please
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: say like this, talk like Trump, talk like this. It's amazing.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: So I really think she's going to do very well. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: but I think you're very funny. Like, someone's like, she
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: rubbed people the wrong way. Who doesn't?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: It's just like, it's not even like, they want to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: try to make her sound like she's difficult, but they
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: don't have any evidence. Let's say that.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: That seems like, yeah, someone was just trying. It's exclusive.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Like, this is like, exclusive to what? Not everybody liked you.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: You know, you got along with some of your co-stars,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: but not every single guest star that came on, not
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: every person at craft service is like, So stupid. Like,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she was fine. Yeah. You said you were
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: working on your own. Do you have a sitcom coming out?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: What do you have?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Well, in development, I'm working on a TV show that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: is inspired by my life. And then I have a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: movie I've been working on for years. It was based
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: on my real life experience in Kentucky at a haunted
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Kentucky ranch.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: When were you in Kentucky?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: I went there in 2009. I got to Kentucky for college.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: Before you had kids?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Before I came to L.A., before I got into entertainment.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: When you went to college there, right?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, I remember that. And you lived on a haunted ranch?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lady that they need to hire someone,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: basically do an in-house assistant. It was on Craigslist, and
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: I couldn't find a real job because I didn't have
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: a green card. I found that job, and they need this...
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: to drive them around and stuff. They hired me to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: drive them around because the lady was blind. You know,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: I was Asian. She told me how to drink.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: So you were just like her personal assistant that drove
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: her and did everything.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: While you were going to college.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She told me how to drink. I'll be driving her.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: She'll be having the box wines. Okay. You gotta have some.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: This is the grape juice. Yeah, yeah. I just, I'm like,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: this is, tastes like a piss. Like, oh, it's good
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: for you. So I started drinking because I was driving her.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I'll be like drinking. She'll be holding the box juice.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: I'll be drinking. She'll hold one for me, one for herself.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: She was a riot. She was a sweet, funny lady. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: So how was it haunted?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: She lived at this ranch with her?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: I wasn't living there. And then she offered me something.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: She said, listen... You can live in an attic. I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: didn't know attic is bad because I'm not American. Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: In the attic, you know, you can live there. I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: was like, I can save my money because I just
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: got a car. I spent like $ 500 on this car.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: In my first car. I have a car now. I'm
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: a real, like, I used to have a bike so
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: I can really live a real life. I said, okay,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: I can save money from my rent. I moved in there.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: It was... I don't see any ghost. I'm not delusional,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: but it's off. It feels off. I was in the attic.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I just hear door knock. When I hear that, I laugh.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, what is this? And nobody. Really? Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: So you're living in the room. Yeah. It's the first night.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: And was the attic not high ceiling since you're in
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: an attic?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Was it like a pitched roof?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Pitched roof.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: And just a little bed there?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bed there. And I just hear a
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: door knock. And I just, I'm like, what is it?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: And steps. And there's nobody who lives there, just her.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: And you open the door and no one's there?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: No one's there. And then I went downstairs. I said,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: also like my computer fell from bed. It was sitting there.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: It just fell. And then the things fell from the bookshelf.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, I asked her, what is it? Did
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: someone else come to visit? She said, oh, it's Betsy.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Who's Bitsy?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: Bitsy.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, she died in the attic.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: How old was she when she died?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: I asked her. She's like, oh, I don't know. She's
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: the mother of the owners of the house I bought
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: from them.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: She's nice. Bitsy's been around for a long time, but
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: she said she's nice.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Bitsy's nice.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Well, then why is she trying to break your computer
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: and throw shit around?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what does Bitsy want? She goes, she's nice.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think she likes Chinese.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: She said that. She's so funny. She's She's so funny.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm sorry, but I don't think she's a
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: bad lady. She's just never seen your people. She's afraid
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: of you.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Now you're supposed to worry about the ghost being prejudiced
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: and discriminatory?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so funny.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: And so how long did you live there with Bitsy
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: the ghost?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Three nights and I couldn't, it just keep going on.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: It just, there's like a song.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: Did it keep you up at night?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just the knocks.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: But did it make you less afraid because she was
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: so not weirded out by it? I wasn't as afraid.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Did it make you less afraid that it was just
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: a racist old female versus being a man? Because I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: would always think About a ghost, I just think I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: would immediately think like an old scary man, not.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, scary. Old scary means worse than scary woman.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like a man. I just would have thought, yeah.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: That's scary. I wasn't very afraid because I'm Chinese. I'm
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: saving almost $ 900 in rent. That's, I can, whatever, she can... Yeah,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: she could spit on my face.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: But after three days, you had to leave.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I couldn't. I remember that it's getting really... The sound is, like,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: really loud. Like, footsteps going upstairs. I hear that. I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: just want to laugh because... Am I crazy? Am I crazy?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Because I know I'm crazy, so I'm afraid that maybe
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: I'm being crazy. Because I've been gaslighted my whole life,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: you know, by my mom. And I open the doors, nothing.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: So I just started, like.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: I just thought like, okay, I think I should go
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: out and check what's going on. I walk outside. It's snowing.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: It's around Christmas. There's nothing. My car is outside the driveway.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: There's nothing. I went downstairs. Again, there's footsteps right there
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: over and over. I just kept going down and up.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: And I called my mom. I think something's wrong here.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: I hear steps and stuff. She's like, there's a ghost there,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: I think. I think you should leave. She said, you
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: don't want to mess with ghosts. And I want to
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: leave immediately. I remember I just, it got, when I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: want to leave, it just get more violent.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: Did you believe that ghosts existed before this?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: I see things like my grandmother, she believes in ghosts
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: and I see her getting possessed by ghosts. But again,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't see ghosts coming in. She would talk like
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: someone who's already dead. Like an impressionist. She's the best impressionist.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Your grandmother was possessed by ghosts?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Yes. But I didn't know she's just good at impression
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: or she's actually... Because I don't see ghosts come like... oh,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: you know, I just don't see it. And she she
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: would talk like the lady, her neighbor who had a
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: tongue cancer. She talked like this. She's not just like her.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, oh, your grandma's
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: possessed by this lady. I just laugh. I'm like, oh
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: my God, my grandma's so funny. She can talk like this,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: that lady, just like her.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: You know, I did Celebrity Ghost Story many years ago.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I love that. I just love ghost stories. Because there's
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: something we don't know. We can't just say it's not real.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I had a weird experience in a hotel room.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: And then when I was in the airport after leaving
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: that hotel, I got the call. saying, do you have
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: a ghost story? And I just thought that was a sign.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: So then I said, well, maybe this was a ghost.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: And then I had to kind of embellish the ghost
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: story to get on the TV show. But I mean,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: they told me how much they were paying.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Me, $ 6, 000.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: To do the show for like three hours of work.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: So I was like, yeah, I have a ghost story.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: There was a ghost.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Because why would you call me in the airport right after?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Because you know.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: And, um, So yeah, so I did that.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: It was on A & E Celebrity Ghost Stories.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: And I mean, so many celebrities had a ghost story.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Clearly we weren't all, we didn't all really have a
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: ghost story, but we all really needed $ 6, 000. So yeah. Anyway,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: I kind of, my ghost story was, I felt, I
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: did feel it was the weirdest kind of dream I
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: ever had, where I was in this hotel room and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: I felt like, a man was in the bed with
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: me and kind of on top of me. And I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: remember like feeling like a man's hairy arm. And I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: didn't feel like anything like inserting inside me. It wasn't
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: like I was like raped by the ghost, but it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: was something weird. And I just remember like wake up
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: in the morning and going, but I felt like I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: was awake during that time. But it was like, I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: just was like, oh, that must have been a really
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: weird dream.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: And then when I had to.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Do my story, we kind of had to add some things.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: So it was like, oh, the air conditioning was hot
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: and cold all the time, but it really wasn't. Also,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: I kept misplacing a lip liner that weekend. So then
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, does this man, is this man
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: kind of like into cross-dressing? I don't know.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: But we added that to the story.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: That's amazing. Oh my gosh. It could also be Rosemary's baby,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: but he didn't Because he was on the right drug,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: he can't get his dick hard. You know? He's trying to, like,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: give you a demon baby, but he's like, fuck, I'm
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: hot now, but I can fight drugs. Like, my dick's
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: not hard.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Remember, did you dream? Do you have weird dreams?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have very similar dream. I would think... It
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: was in Kentucky. I got in this new apartment. It
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: was a duplex, very old duplex. I was laying in bed.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I can't move. It was night. And this man with
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: a fedora hat, he just walked right next to my
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: bedside and just started staring at me and got closer
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: and closer and closer to my face. I can't move.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I can look at him.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: But that was a dream.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: It should be a dream.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: You think it was a dream or you think it
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: was a ghost? I think it was a dream.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, when you have a nightmare. Yeah. That terror.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: So I just, I can see him. I just can't move.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Until I woke up. I got up. I'm like, oh
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But again, maybe, maybe I was a week, maybe
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: that was a ghost, but I didn't touch it. You know,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I don't have evidence of it. I wish I filmed it,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: but again, you can't see ghosts, but you feel so
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: real though.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Like is your, I'm going to switch subjects a little
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: bit before we wrap up. Is your show that you're
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: working on, would it be like in front of a
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: live audience or do you think it'll be more like
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: a filmed single camera?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it's a film and single camera. Oh, cool.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: And it's about your life here?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Yes. With your kids? Yes. Awesome.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I can't wait to see it. And you have
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: a bunch of dates.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I want everybody, and this one was just one that
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: I popped up that's coming in September, but I know
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: you have international dates and everything.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: Where can everyone find you?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: It's jiaoyingcomedy.com. And social media, Jogging Summers, everywhere.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: And you post a lot. You're so funny. And your
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: shows are great. And you have a stand-up special.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, called What Species Are You on Hulu and Disney +.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Then this tour is called the Pony. What's it called?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: The Lucky Pony Tour.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: The Lucky Pony Tour.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: How did you come up with that name? The year
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: is a horse. It's this year. And then my baby
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: is a horse. He's a little pony. Oh, cute. So
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I think Lucky Pony because he's my lucky pony. Yes.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: A horse is a good sign. A horse is good. Yes,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: You're a snake?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: What are you?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Do I tell you the date and
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: you'll tell me?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: I just need the year.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: The year is 1970.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: It's dog. Oh. Dog is good.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: It is good.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: What's bad?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: That's awful. I mean, what is that?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: That can't be. That means an entire, everybody born in
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: one year is a bad person or a good person? Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: It depends on the person, I think. Dog is like
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: a loyalty. Lucky. Yeah. Yeah, lucky. Yeah. Like it means
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: money because we say Wang Cai, Wang Cai. A dog
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: represents money.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: And then what snake represent, which is you?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Creativity, beauty, but vengeance. Oh. Like you have your bad
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: part of it. Oh, okay. Like every sign has, like
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: a dog is too kind.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: And what's the best? Is dragon the best? I feel
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: like it is.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Not really. Dragon, everything has a good and a bad.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: Even pig. Pig would be, some pigs are like a rat.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: My daughter's a rat.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: My friend was just bit by a pig.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Pig can bite people? Yes.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: I thought they were vegans. They're not vegans at all.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: No, we went to this beach where the pigs roam
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: in Bahamas. And my friend and her husband, she wanted
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: to feed them all this food. They said, don't feed them.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: But she wanted to because she thinks she's like, you know,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: helping the pigs. And he had all this chicken and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: this one big ugly pig just.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: bit his leg. I was not into the pigs at all.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: No, they're ugly. I was.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: They were not cute.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: I was like.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: There's... I swam onto the shore where the pigs were
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: because she said to just swim from the big boat.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: And I'm like.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: There's shit in this.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: They're shitting.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: They're pigs.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: It was so, it's not, nobody do the pig beach thing.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: I really, it's not cute.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: It's not cute. And they live there and they will
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: bite you.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: They don't deserve to live on the beach. No.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm so excited for everything that you're doing.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: And I'm so glad you came back.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: I love being around you. When I see you, just like,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: you're so beautiful, so funny, and so kind. Oh, thanks.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Love you too.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: Bye-bye.
• 1:15:45
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• 1:16:15
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