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Whackhead Prank: Mistaken debt collection · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here's another world famous crank
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  Speaker 1: call from Darren Wackhead simthing exclusive to KFM Mornings. I'm
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  Speaker 1: already seeing requests from s J Karens. There's a few.
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  Speaker 1: Please can you play the prank of yesterday, Mark from
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  Speaker 1: the Bluff or maybe next week? Mark was a hit
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  Speaker 1: your absolute hit Listen. I'm gonna get an update. I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving it a few days to find out if because
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  Speaker 1: as much as it was a prank, it was also
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  Speaker 1: unintentionally bringing a relationship back together. So I will just
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  Speaker 1: give it a few days and find out if that
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  Speaker 1: relationship does get back. I'm giving him like three days too,
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  Speaker 1: because it was very clear he was key. Oh absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: but I think she's moved on from him. When someone
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  Speaker 1: gets blocked, yeah then yeah, yeah, that's locked in the
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty clear to SIMS and I yesterday. But
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  Speaker 1: you are still I think you know you're still in it.
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  Speaker 1: Getting blocked is one thing by an ex, but when
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  Speaker 1: they've totally deleted all your pictures off of Instagram with
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  Speaker 1: the X, then you know it's over locked in. God, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think it just blocked. Can still save it? You
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  Speaker 1: you were the span and the works there because now
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  Speaker 1: the prank brought them back to THEA and he was
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  Speaker 1: so happy. He was like, shut up whacking, put my
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  Speaker 1: goal on the phone, put us through. It's the only
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  Speaker 1: way that he was able to talk to exactly. But
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  Speaker 1: you're right because the leading the social media is a
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  Speaker 1: public declaration as well. Yeah, yeah, so let's move on
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  Speaker 1: to today. You know, there's so many of these mistaken
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  Speaker 1: identities where you get you're getting hassled from some debt
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  Speaker 1: collection agency, some company you haven't paid, there's an outstanding
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  Speaker 1: bill and you're like, but dude, it's not me. You
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong person. There's so many of these things around,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So this involves a whole office that has
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  Speaker 1: to sit and listen to mister Noo who is continually
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  Speaker 1: fielding calls, and he has to explain, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: mister governor, it's not me. I'm mister you want mister governor,
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  Speaker 1: it's not me. And it's a small bill from the
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  Speaker 1: Lancet lab probably just one in spating, one little test.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm still getting mister Amnths's TV bull It's
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  Speaker 1: been us now six so I think I took over
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  Speaker 1: mister Hamns's phone number.
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  Speaker 2: He now owes eight thousand, one hundred and ten rand.
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  Speaker 3: Please, mister Hayman's contact the TV license department and pay
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  Speaker 3: your bill.
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  Speaker 1: I'll still get missus Morocco herbal hers. But she's I'm
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  Speaker 1: following all our spending. Sheees, she's going everywhere, multiple places,
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  Speaker 1: living nice, shopping, shopping, shopping. Yeah, big goals. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: let let's deal with this one now, and let's see
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  Speaker 1: how he handles yet another call. And I've purposely made
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  Speaker 1: this call while he's at work, so the whole office
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  Speaker 1: can hear in the background, listen to their joy. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that gay hi, I'm calling you from the Lancet labah
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  Speaker 1: finding out about the outstanding amount.
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  Speaker 3: Of what.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty rand seventeen? Let's yeh?
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you phone me in connection to say sorry?
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  Speaker 2: So we made a mistake.
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  Speaker 1: This is not for you, what mus I apologize? It's
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  Speaker 1: you that owes us money.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm not a second person. You should bowl the
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  Speaker 3: account to who's the name on that invoice?
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  Speaker 1: To governor?
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  Speaker 3: Am I I'm telling you I'm not mister.
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  Speaker 2: My name is?
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  Speaker 1: Who's to say that you aren't some form of impostor
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  Speaker 1: putting on an Afrikaans accent and saying you aren't the guard.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, that's crazy to me.
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  Speaker 1: Give me your name, it's Ben Forsyth. How do you
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  Speaker 1: spell there? If O, r if O R no if
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  Speaker 1: if if if if are if for failed to make
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  Speaker 1: a payment. Oh for obviously I'm lying to you, mister Forsyth.
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  Speaker 1: R for My name is s for Skellums with the
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  Speaker 1: name governor sometimes nahl. Why why for why haven't you
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  Speaker 1: made the payment?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: T yeah for today would be good and h for
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  Speaker 1: how long are we going to wait?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we can resolve this face to face. And if
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  Speaker 3: I'm not mister governor, then you're gonna put excuse in
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  Speaker 3: a newspaper.
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  Speaker 1: It's only fifty ran, for goodness sake, it's only fifty RN.
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  Speaker 3: But I pay fifty ran for some punk. But you
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  Speaker 3: it seems like I don't get through to your fixed
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  Speaker 3: skull that I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Not that person who is mister governor.
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  Speaker 3: Then I don't know you're supposed to know.
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  Speaker 1: You seem like somebody that's putting on an accent here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not putting on an accent.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, did you put the phone down on me?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Because you think you're funny.
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  Speaker 1: The tests that were done was on a missus T governor.
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  Speaker 3: Well consume, mister T govern.
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  Speaker 1: This was for a pregnancy test.
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  Speaker 3: Huh a pregnancy test?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Is there something you need to tell us here
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  Speaker 1: that perhaps you had a scleum on the side and
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  Speaker 1: you took for a pregnancy test.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, are you less to talk for?
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  Speaker 2: You're not being you punked lesson punks?
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  Speaker 3: What's your company's name?
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  Speaker 1: We won't tell your wife about it, that you took
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  Speaker 1: a missus T governor for a pregnancy test. We won't
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  Speaker 1: tell your wife.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. I wish my wife was here because he would
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  Speaker 3: sort you out with me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's going to be so angry.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and.
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  Speaker 2: It's alph a lane act in blackhomach. But if you
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  Speaker 2: say it means a bl for my blackom at blair
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  Speaker 2: and my blackhom spell and my act, mister governor and
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  Speaker 2: missus governor will be plenant come out. And it's in
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  Speaker 2: my friend telephony.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's wacked.
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  Speaker 3: Story.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe you.
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  Speaker 3: Really.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, if I like you, but I can all
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  Speaker 2: break you now.
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  Speaker 1: We lost a good one there, hey, Enriq Darren, No,
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  Speaker 1: No he didn't die.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say? No?
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  Speaker 1: When he switched to just doing Spanish music again, like
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  Speaker 1: his his English music was the best. And then he said, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing Spanish music now. So yeah, so Spanish speakers
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  Speaker 1: can enjoy him. Yeah, yeah, out. I once had a
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  Speaker 1: I was in a lift with Enrique once.
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  Speaker 3: Does he smell nice?
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  Speaker 2: He looks like someone who smells good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really recall, you know, my French breakfast disguises
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  Speaker 1: my ability to but lovely guy, really nice, cool, humble guy,
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  Speaker 1: really really nice guy. Okay, now that I've name dropped that,
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  Speaker 1: who's is next? Who else was on your lift with
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  Speaker 1: Demi Levat?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I never made it. I was no, well it's stuck
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  Speaker 1: in a left. We'll not stuck but in a left.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know he's who were playing next to me
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  Speaker 1: and Sharon. No, I've never made it. Only it on zoom,
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  Speaker 1: but not in real life. He looks like a proper guy. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: we going run a whole listener. You know we we
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  Speaker 1: finished at nine. But yees some of your messages from
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  Speaker 1: the prank.
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  Speaker 3: That's get enough out that side through the phone, Yo, blosom, I.
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  Speaker 1: Have mister who has an acres bowl of over thirty
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  Speaker 1: thousand rounds. I get called almost every week. And a
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  Speaker 1: new message each week, and that bill is just growing
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  Speaker 1: since it started back four years ago. Welcome to K
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  Speaker 1: for Mornings with Punk and you You you're not being
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  Speaker 1: you punk with such authority, it is awesome.