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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 31st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is a dude to the repic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, what's good? Everybody? What up? It is Tuesday, March
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  Speaker 5: the thirty first, twenty twenty six. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's great, gory all right. We got menacegrad Sea Bass
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  Speaker 5: is here. We got Sammy she's our executive producer. We
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  Speaker 5: got Morgan, our associate producer. Van is a video producer,
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  Speaker 5: and then we got Borton mention the Woodies Show production department.
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  Speaker 5: Dumbass Tyler is here. Thank you for being here and
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  Speaker 5: giving us some of your valuable time today. Many ways
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  Speaker 5: to be a part of the Woodie Show. You can
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  Speaker 5: call in eight seven seven forty four Wooding, which after
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  Speaker 5: the show becomes the after hours voicemail. You could text
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  Speaker 5: us check in over to two to nine eight seven,
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  Speaker 5: so after hours voicemails.
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  Speaker 6: If it is true that Gino was able to get
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  Speaker 6: in through this psychology way, and like minutes is saying
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  Speaker 6: it's a it's an issue, doesn't this just kind of
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  Speaker 6: take down mensa overall? If people can get into it
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  Speaker 6: any other way they want, or if they can sneak in,
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  Speaker 6: as you would say, or cheat their way in. I
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  Speaker 6: feel like that would take away from MENSA and make
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  Speaker 6: it so much that you wouldn't really be proud of it.
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  Speaker 7: But me A love big time studio.
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  Speaker 5: Very good, good point, very good point.
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  Speaker 8: That's why I'm being vigilant about this sort of thing,
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  Speaker 8: because I know the high standards of men's yet folks.
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  Speaker 5: Are not familiar.
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  Speaker 8: It's the top about two percent of intelligences in the
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  Speaker 8: world roughly, and to the backstore.
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  Speaker 5: It's weird that we all ended up on one show together.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, and let the record show this is a one
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  Speaker 9: sided debate and has been since the beginning.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just trying to make sure that I had some questions,
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  Speaker 8: that's all.
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  Speaker 5: For many years, Sea Bass was the lone MENSA member
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  Speaker 5: here on the show, and then his territory kind of
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  Speaker 5: got infringed upon. When Gina joined the show, we found
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  Speaker 5: out that she was also a member of a card
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  Speaker 5: carrying member. I said, oh, excellent, another excel individual.
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  Speaker 9: For Sea Bass, it's all about identity and it's very
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  Speaker 9: important for him to you know how he's always bagging
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  Speaker 9: on people like, oh, you're so special, You're so unique
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  Speaker 9: for ABC and D. But this is the thing that
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  Speaker 9: I think Seabassa said, you know, makes him special and unique?
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  Speaker 10: Would that be you?
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  Speaker 9: That's a sound theory.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, and boyl boy Morgan, let me tell you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we got a lot of feedback on your news that
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  Speaker 5: you sold your dirty gym socks.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, I'm just trying to make the people happy.
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  Speaker 5: To some foot freak and you're doing it. You know,
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  Speaker 5: did you set up your website yet? No? But I
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  Speaker 5: have made a few more sales. No, here we go
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  Speaker 5: and supply good. Right, So like, did you raise your price?
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  Speaker 5: I did. It's fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, you know, was the shipping costing too
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  Speaker 7: much money?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, five dollars?
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  Speaker 10: And this workout Warren socks.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and I mean I've had other requests, but.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and so's just socks, just socks. Yeah, she's allowing,
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  Speaker 5: but she said there's been some other time.
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  Speaker 3: I do anything, but I haven't gotten paid for those things.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as the money comes through, I'll let you know.
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  Speaker 3: But as a smart business woman, you know I can't
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  Speaker 3: show on it before the sales done.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they say the best businesses are started from a
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  Speaker 5: card table in your living room.
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  Speaker 3: You're Jeff Bezos, so shout out to front freaks.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I have a new appreciation for y'all. Sad
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  Speaker 5: that we have that many that listen.
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  Speaker 10: Dude, you're going to have that.
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  Speaker 11: You know, in no time who would have thought socks
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  Speaker 11: would have done it?
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  Speaker 5: You need to buy cheaper socks. I do low overheads,
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  Speaker 5: I would really do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So should I recommend squarespace or shopify dot com for.
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  Speaker 5: Your don't which one do you recommend? I would do
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  Speaker 5: square Space. I've allly used Weebley. Do you know what
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  Speaker 5: that is? Never heard of? That that's built into a
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  Speaker 5: lot of platforms. Yeah, I use it in college to
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  Speaker 5: make a website. But okay, Squarespace way easier. Congrest, here's
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  Speaker 5: it after ours voicemail about your socks and bra stuff.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I just want to let Morgan know that for sure,
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  Speaker 13: I would pay one hundred and thirty dollars for sogs,
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  Speaker 13: but if her bra is open on the channel, I'll
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  Speaker 13: pay like maybe two hundred d like she has a
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  Speaker 13: big market that she could do. I mean, I am
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  Speaker 13: a foot person.
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  Speaker 14: But also I don't like stinky p I like well
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  Speaker 14: kept pet, but yeah, man, I mean I'll pay her
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  Speaker 14: one hundred and thirty dollars a week than me league.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I'm there a week.
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  Speaker 9: This is amazing. Just get made of money.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care the budgets for this. People want to
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  Speaker 5: throw money easy.
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  Speaker 11: Wow your life and changing a day, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Even don't give up. Here's another after hours voicemail.
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  Speaker 15: Show.
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  Speaker 16: It's Brandt And I just wanted to say thank you guys.
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  Speaker 10: You guys don't know.
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  Speaker 16: How much you mean to so many people. I was
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  Speaker 16: just having a terrible day, just miserable, just soeing, really
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  Speaker 16: crappy about my life. Started driving home from work and
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  Speaker 16: Woody you started doing this song about love boat and
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  Speaker 16: Sammy and steamboat Willie and for how crummy and terrible
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  Speaker 16: of a day I was having, I was almost crying laughing,
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  Speaker 16: and just immediately it was like I got to play
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  Speaker 16: this for my wife. She thought it was immature, but
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  Speaker 16: I thought it was hysterical. Just thank you guys. You
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  Speaker 16: guys are just so great that you bring life to
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  Speaker 16: so many people's lives that are sometimes having a really
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  Speaker 16: rough time, And just really wanted to say thank you guys.
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  Speaker 17: Suck it, babe, babews so nice h eight four woody
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  Speaker 17: after hours voicemails.
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  Speaker 18: You know, I'm on travel work right now, and I
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  Speaker 18: always get a king sized bed and then that wasn't
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  Speaker 18: an option this time. So I got two queens and
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  Speaker 18: Sam and you're absolutely right. You get one for eating
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  Speaker 18: and one for sleeping. The two queens, bitch, is the
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  Speaker 18: way to go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you for eating in bed is terrible.
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  Speaker 9: It's like you're at a hotel.
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  Speaker 5: No, yeah, showers, get room service, you watch TV, and
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  Speaker 5: then you sleep in a different bed.
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  Speaker 19: It's usually the worst because you're going to sleep in
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  Speaker 19: it later.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, But if it's room service, they bring the thing,
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  Speaker 5: the little table thing, you can use that to eat.
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  Speaker 5: There's a desk. There's like to be in bed too messy.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you this.
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  Speaker 7: When they mill in the room service on a table,
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  Speaker 7: then I'll sit at the edge of the bed, right,
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying, like, yeah, yeah, and I'm a
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  Speaker 7: slob and totally you know.
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  Speaker 5: Sozudo, my buddy is he uh when his wife is
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  Speaker 5: out of town. He can't do this when she's around
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  Speaker 5: because she chames him. But he likes to uh be
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  Speaker 5: in bed, and I guess he's a guy who's I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if he's folding naked when he's sleeping or whatever,
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  Speaker 5: but like so he's no shirt on, but he's sitting
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  Speaker 5: in bed watching TV eating spaghetti a big bowl. Like yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like spaghetti. I'm like, dude, what a mess. That's pretty gras.
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  Speaker 7: Don't know how to only time I'll eat in bed
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  Speaker 7: is when I'm just like super hungover.
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  Speaker 5: Like Chilian bread bowl and peel and eat shrimp crab legs.
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  Speaker 5: That's how Yeah, right in bed bull spaghetti.
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  Speaker 10: You're just holding it.
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  Speaker 5: the Woody Show. The attention Woody Show podcast listeners. We
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  Speaker 20: Thanks Jenthmen, I am Woody, we are the Woody Show,
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  Speaker 20: and we would like to announce that next Friday, that
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  Speaker 20: would be April tenth, The Woodie Show, myself, Greg.
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  Speaker 5: Menace, Gina, Sammy, a bunch of us, we're all going
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  Speaker 5: regular scheduled mediocre garbage already in progress.
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  Speaker 5: All right, welcome back. And yeah, so here's here's here's
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  Speaker 5: the fake casting call that we've been talking about. This
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  Speaker 5: is from twenty sixteen something we did here on the show.
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  Speaker 5: We did a few of these, I know. We did
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  Speaker 5: one for when Boys in the Hood came out straight out, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: straight out of Compton. Now when Boys Boys in the Hood, Wow,
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  Speaker 5: this show is all no, no, yeah, straight out of Compton.
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  Speaker 5: We did one for that. We did one for U
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  Speaker 5: you know, the Star Wars The Force Awakens came out
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  Speaker 5: and so Sea Bass wrote up this whole like a
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  Speaker 5: couple of pages, like a of a screenplay. It's always Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So then when these actress and actress would come down
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  Speaker 5: and he used one of the rooms downstairs here on
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  Speaker 5: the first floor of our building, which you could kind
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  Speaker 5: of fake this being absolutely legit. Yeah, he warn't just
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  Speaker 5: showing up to a radio station. It was like in
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  Speaker 5: this in this office building. Yeah, and he told yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and he told him that, hey, we're we're auditioning for
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  Speaker 5: this next Star Wars. Don't tell anybody. Yeah, And so
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  Speaker 5: this this first person came in and was going to
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  Speaker 5: audition for you know, the BB eight Droyd.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like like like three two thirds of a snowman, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: kind of thing that rolls around. So yeah, and so
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  Speaker 5: uh hey can you can you maybe speak like BBA?
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  Speaker 5: Let's see how that was.
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  Speaker 8: This is a working title Star Wars episode eight of
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  Speaker 8: Force Feeding. And we're actually looking to put a voice
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  Speaker 8: to one of our characters.
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  Speaker 5: We already have, and that's BB eight.
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  Speaker 8: He's he's a little round ball, a little droi that
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  Speaker 8: rolls around. You're really discovering your new power to be
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  Speaker 8: able to speak to Hug basically, because what you got there,
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  Speaker 8: So I'll go ahead and start it off BB eight.
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  Speaker 8: All of us other droids are really proud of you
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  Speaker 8: now that you've finally learned how to speak English.
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  Speaker 21: B boop yes, c three p o. I feel like
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  Speaker 21: I am starting to get the bleep bloop bloop hang of.
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  Speaker 8: It excellent, BB eight, because there is a secret mission
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  Speaker 8: Master Luke has given you.
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  Speaker 21: Wow, I am so fleeked your dirt hundred BB eight.
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  Speaker 8: You're going to infiltrate a Stormtrooper unit and steal the
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  Speaker 8: secret plan for their next great weapon, the Mega death Star.
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  Speaker 21: Poop beep blist. But I am on their most wanted
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  Speaker 21: Droid list. They'll spot me immediately.
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  Speaker 8: That's why we're disguising you, BB eight. You see, the
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  Speaker 8: Space World Cup is starting next week, and we're going
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  Speaker 8: to make you look like a robo soccer.
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  Speaker 5: Ball two in the bank.
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  Speaker 21: What a brilliant idea slip slip, But what if the
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  Speaker 21: Stormtroopers start kicking me around?
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  Speaker 5: Then remember your training and bend it like BB eight.
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  Speaker 21: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 5: See three pouf, I forget.
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  Speaker 9: How did you do in the pink in the middle
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  Speaker 9: of a sentence?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you gotta spell it like you know, like the
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  Speaker 5: numbers like to the pink.
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  Speaker 10: Right.
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  Speaker 5: The next person that that came down and rest in peace.
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  Speaker 5: Carrie Fisher All yeah, rest just cocaine and heroin. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So this this girl came down and she was going
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  Speaker 5: to introduce our audition for Star Wars episode eight, and
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  Speaker 5: she was gonna be playing Prince Leah's daughter, Princess Lair,
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  Speaker 5: Prince Layer's Princess Leah's daughter.
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  Speaker 10: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 8: So this is Star Wars episode eight, that time of
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  Speaker 8: the Force. This is Princess Leah's daughter coming to her mother,
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  Speaker 8: Princess Leah, for some personal advice.
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  Speaker 5: I think this is Greg's favorite. By the way, just
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  Speaker 5: all time.
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  Speaker 22: Mommy Leah, I have a question for you. It's about
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  Speaker 22: my lady parts. I've had a visitor, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 22: for Master Yoda's ghost.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my daughter. I guess it's time for us to
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  Speaker 5: have the talk. The talk, Mamulaya.
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  Speaker 10: You see my daughter.
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  Speaker 8: Once a month, you're visited by the dark Side, and
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  Speaker 8: it makes you bloated, irritable, and a general pain to
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  Speaker 8: be around.
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  Speaker 22: Grumpy, irritable, bloated, sounds like I'm going to turn into
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  Speaker 22: a wookie.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, Well, it will kind of smell like a wookie, can't.
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  Speaker 22: I use the force to keep this awful cramping from
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  Speaker 22: happening every month.
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  Speaker 8: Actually, yes, when you turn eighteen, we'll talk about going
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  Speaker 8: to the space Doctor to get you on force control.
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  Speaker 5: But what am I going to do until then?
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  Speaker 8: Well, when you feel your lady dark side coming, you
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  Speaker 8: should turn in your lightsaber and don't even think about
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  Speaker 8: getting behind the wheel of the Millennium Falcon.
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  Speaker 22: Is that why Papa Hans Solo always takes the keys
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  Speaker 22: away from you every month?
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  Speaker 5: No, that's just because I'm a bad driver. That's good.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's what I worked. I think that they're
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  Speaker 5: looking more out solid. It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care you listening because you love it. As
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  Speaker 2: long as you're listening, this is the show, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Next audition? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is where again Star
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  Speaker 5: Wars eight, This is this is this is the Vader one.
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  Speaker 8: The title of the project is Star Wars Episode eight,
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  Speaker 8: A Force to reckon with.
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  Speaker 5: You're playing Darth Vader. He's come back.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Luke Skywalker and we have reunited and Darth has
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  Speaker 8: some new sort of ways that he's trying to bond
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  Speaker 8: with his son.
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  Speaker 10: Luke.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, before I start, do you want me to do
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  Speaker 15: like the like breathing sound on the mask.
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  Speaker 5: Whenever you're ready, Darth Vader in Star Wars.
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  Speaker 23: Episode Luke, I have changed my mind.
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  Speaker 10: I no longer want to be a part of.
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  Speaker 5: The dark side. I'm so glad to hear that, Father Darth.
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  Speaker 5: What are you going to do instead?
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  Speaker 15: I'm going to open up a force massage parlor. I
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  Speaker 15: will use the hidden power of universe to relieve people's
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  Speaker 15: stresses and musclely knots.
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  Speaker 8: What a great turnaround, Daddy Vader. I have been feeling
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  Speaker 8: a bit stiff lately in my neck and my shoulders.
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  Speaker 15: Allow me to use my special force fingers to work
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  Speaker 15: on them, chop, son.
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  Speaker 5: Er, can you feel me inside you? Oh yeah, that
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  Speaker 5: feels great. I'm melting like butter.
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  Speaker 15: Yes. I want to be a much more present father
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  Speaker 15: for you in general. Luke, very sorry for cutting off
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  Speaker 15: your hand that one time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 8: I was upset about that one for a while, Papa Vader.
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  Speaker 8: This tremendously relaxing massage is making me feel like I
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  Speaker 8: have two hands again.
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  Speaker 10: So glad to hear that, son. Let me grab some
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  Speaker 10: force oil.
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  Speaker 15: Just like the zin thorn flower from my planet Aldan.
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  Speaker 15: I am floating the oil over to your body and
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  Speaker 15: slathering it.
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  Speaker 10: With my forest fingers.
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  Speaker 15: Now you're all lubed up and ready to kick the Empires.
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  Speaker 10: But it's good.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's all they're gonna do. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: not a terrible voice. I mean not for likea necessarily,
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  Speaker 5: but he's got like, you know something interesting. Boys, these
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  Speaker 5: people ever like reach back out for the cast.
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  Speaker 9: Don't check that email address, and that's inappropriate. You should
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  Speaker 9: wait for them to reach out to you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, how long? You don't want to be pushing? Don't
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  Speaker 5: one one more?
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  Speaker 10: Club?
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  Speaker 5: We have more?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It lost one.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: This is everybody's favorite Star Wars character of all time,
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  Speaker 5: Jar jar Binks. Jar jar Binks returns.
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  Speaker 8: What they're doing is they're bringing back jar jar Binks.
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  Speaker 8: Of course it's totally CG.
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  Speaker 5: Are you familiar with the character?
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  Speaker 10: At all?
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  Speaker 8: Star Wars Episode eight, Force It and jar jar Binks
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  Speaker 8: is coming back and he's talking to Luke Skywalker trying
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  Speaker 8: to get into the Jedi order.
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  Speaker 5: You ready, Good morning, Jedi, Luke. It's a jar Japinks.
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  Speaker 12: I'm wants to be a Jedi n just like you, Mason,
• 17:12
  Speaker 12: who the guy Mesa always helped ladies across the street, and.
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: I'm like the dark side.
• 17:19
  Speaker 12: One time, darth Vader tried to open the Chicken count
• 17:22
  Speaker 12: in my name's identity, but die users fought to put
• 17:27
  Speaker 12: a credit freezer on my column.
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: That is impressive, jar Jar, darth Vader is very good
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: at stealing identities and racking up charges across the galaxy.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: Tells me about it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 12: He took out the fall Defensive Prime mortgages under Pizza's
• 17:40
  Speaker 12: las name. She's got the five hundred credits for now
• 17:43
  Speaker 12: because of that.
• 17:44
  Speaker 24: How good are you with a lightsaber though, jar Jar?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: As, I built my own lightsaber.
• 17:51
  Speaker 10: Look, I have it the right to hear.
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: Usual room, I wouldn't have lightsaber.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: Fantastic, perfect, it is great, yeah, perfect, all right, Yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: I hired that guy cheaper than Star Wars eight coming soon.
• 18:18
  Speaker 9: I'd love to see that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: Now, you can't do it again because you're so world
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: famous as a cart ark, they would know who you are.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's true. No, but you know what, he's become
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: so famous that now he's producing. Yeah, guys, I'm taking
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: this is the next evolution of my career. Yes, he's
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: producing the show. Alright, So I guess this would be
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: a side hustle. Group of border patrol agents. They were
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: doing their job and uh, you know, usual car comes through.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: They stopped the car they started. They found out a
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: bunch of monkeys eighteen Macconk's macas Maconk also found a
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: bunch of meth, both in pill and crystal form. They
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: were arrested. The people just took him to jail. They
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: were part of a wildlife trafficking ring. That it's awful, yeah,
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: and taken to a habitat. So the monkeys, the monkeys
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: are are fine. But that's just what you're doing on
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: the side, you know what I mean. We expect the hustle.
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: Sell it for thousands and thousands of dollars.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Each just trying to smuggle a cock.
• 19:28
  Speaker 25: I would like to know who's buying these into the
• 19:32
  Speaker 25: monkeys of the country into the country. Thirty five year
• 19:36
  Speaker 25: old guy, he was down in Mexico. He was getting
• 19:38
  Speaker 25: ready to cross over into the US and he gets
• 19:41
  Speaker 25: the border customs. They stop him because they felt something
• 19:44
  Speaker 25: was off with this guy. Probably had something to do
• 19:47
  Speaker 25: with that suspicious bulbs that he had in his pants
• 19:49
  Speaker 25: high so the border patrol they pulled him off for
• 19:52
  Speaker 25: the side they questioned him about the bulge.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: The guy said, hey, man, it's just my penis. Yeah,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: and he was just he was very insistent it's just
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: my penis. So the agents they took a closer look,
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: and they found two unconscious parakeets in his underwear. Excuse me, Yeah,
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: the birds are okay, but the guy he was arrested
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: charge of smuggling and if convicted, it's gonna cost about
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars and potentially twenty years
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: in prison.
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: Yore parakeet, I know, I don't know seven dollars?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Are they made out of cocaine?
• 20:28
  Speaker 19: And I didn't realize that you would smuggle them in
• 20:30
  Speaker 19: your underwear.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: First to be done.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: The bird smuggling thing is so weird to me because
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: people get caught on planes all the time, like trying
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: to smuggle turtle turtle but no, no, But also what
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: is it the like two cans like likeuper exotic.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, this survey just a normal by the numbers again,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: people with extra you know, side hustles, which I hate
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: that term. I know, Greg and I are, yeah, but
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: I know what it is.
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: Least it says what it is, a.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Right job a side job like second second job. I
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: guess according to all these different people they talk to,
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: thirty one percent of people so they now have a
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: side job to go along with their main job. Seventy
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: three percent of those people motivated by financial need obviously, yeah,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: not just to stay busy fun. Forty four percent of
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: people are using online sales for their little side gig.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Fifty eight percent of them using you know, peer to
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: peer platforms like you know, Facebook, Marketplace to do their thing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Fifty one percent started their little side job in the
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: last year. Thirty nine percent the last six months, they
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: said they earn't about an extra five hundred bucks a
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: month after taxes, and twenty percent said they make over
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: a thousand bucks.
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: That's great, pretty good, that's noteworthy.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: And uh they people on average dedicate they say, fewer
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: than ten hours a week to whatever they're doing for
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: an extra grand on pretty good on the side.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Now, so some of the side work, I mean pays
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: pretty well. There's some dozen there's a person that we
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: know that just does it's not nannying, it's it's babysitting
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: really because it's just here and there. Nannying I believe
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: is I consider that to be when you're working for
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: one family and it's like on a daily or almost
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: live there a few days a week, not even if
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: you don't, you don't have to necessarily live there, but
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: you're working for one family and you're there like at
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: least a few days a week doing whatever it is. Right,
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: babysitting is like the one off and that's what this
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: person does, like the one off stuff, and they're getting
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: paid over twenty five bucks an hour.
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: I still can't even get used to that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and so we don't do baby and this person
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: already works for themselves, and so it's just when they
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: have extra time here and there, parents will call them
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: up and go, oh, hey, we have this thing, that
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: thing going on, or hey, could you do us a favorite?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Can you go grab you know, a little Johnny from
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: whatever and bring him over here, you know, tied up
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: at work and you know, things like that, And then
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: it's that's good extra money on the side.
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: I'll do that for twenty five bucks an hour, right,
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: pay some bills.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and this this is a person, and this is
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: a person who in general just likes kids, so doesn't
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: mind hanging out with them. Yeah, Like we've had some
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: other babysitters where you could tell they were just there
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: for the paycheck. Yeah, like all right, whatever, don't burn
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: the house down, just leave me alone. And the other
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: ones who like they bring stuff, they bring activities. Yeah, craft.
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: I never really liked babysitting. I did a lot of it,
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: and I was a camp counselor. So I finally figured
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: out with at least little girls, we'd play hair salon
• 23:37
  Speaker 9: and I would just lay on the couch and make
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: them brush my hair. And he was just so happy,
• 23:40
  Speaker 9: and I kind of like fall asleep, and I'm like,
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: this is great. We're playing hair brush my hair.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: What happened to Morgan's side hustles? She's she's still doing
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: things here and there. Yeah, she's still applying to some
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: of those craigslists, those Craigslist opportunities.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: She needs to figure out how she can monetize. Like
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: a lot of her free time is being taken.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Up by boxing.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, so like, how could you do something that
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: you want to do and make money off of it?
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: Just film it topless and sell it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, there you go. We've we already talked about the
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: only fan things for like two years. But that's not
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: going to happen.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: No, it's it's not and it's not a new idea.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: She's already boxing, just boxing pasties now, yeah, and do
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: your workout.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: I don't see her happen.
• 24:29
  Speaker 11: And at the gym, they're not going to do that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Well she just have a box at the gym, yeah, yeah,
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: but she doesn't setup. I just think there's another way.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: What is it? I don't know.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: I would have to really take a look at what
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: she's doing to see if there's a way that she
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: can make money off of it, like she likes posting
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: it on social media. Maybe start live streaming her sessions
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: or something like that and make a couple bucks off
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: of it, because a lot of these live TikTok people
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: they're making money.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Well, okay, here's here's something we do. Let's uh, let's
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: open the phones eight seven seven forty four, woody, we've
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: done those before. Like what do you doing? How much
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: do you make? And not for your full time job,
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: this is for something you're just doing on the side.
• 25:13
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's a good idea.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: It's it's it's a secondary stream of income, a side hustle.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: If I must say it, that's what it is, So
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: what are you doing just for whatever whatever the reason.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's because you're saving up for something, you're gonna
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: buy a house at some point, or you're you know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: you just need extra money right now just to make
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: ends meet. But like whatever it is. In general, yeah,
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: just in general, what are you doing? What are you
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: doing for a secondary stream of income? And then how
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: much are you making off of it? So it's a
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: what are you doing? How much do you make? But
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: for secondary gigs eight seven seven forty four Woody, you
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: can also text if you don't have the time to
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: call in or rather not call and just just text.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You could do that as well. Over to two to
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: nine eighty seven. So for side gigs, side gigs only
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: it's not your main source of income side gigs, what
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: do you do and how much you make in doing it?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Might be able to help some people out, h help
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: some people out figure out, you know, what they can do.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: It's always something. Yeah, well, we'll get to your calls.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: We'll get to some of these text messages which are
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: already coming through. Very nice. That's next on the Woodies show.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: Hang on what every.
• 26:21
  Speaker 26: Player, unless they're from the same household, has to bring
• 26:24
  Speaker 26: their own balls so that you don't touch other people
• 26:27
  Speaker 26: with your hands.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: You can kick their balls, but you can't touch that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: For me, I'm gonna blush. Sorry.
• 26:33
  Speaker 15: The wood you show creating awkward moments between uber drivers
• 26:36
  Speaker 15: and their customers since twenty fourteen, What are you show?
• 26:39
  Speaker 13: We're going to be right back.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: The show will be right back to show.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: So what's your uh, what's your secondary stream of income
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: side gig? And then what are you bringing in on that? Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: so people look into either you know, save money here
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: where they can't, or both save money where you can,
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: you know, add a little extra income to whatever your
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: main gig is. You got a little extra times you
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: want to bring some extra money in for different reasons.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Some people there's just something they're saving up for other
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: people just looking to Hey, rather than just to sit around
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: and watch TV, I'd rather be doing something where I'm
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: I got some extra money coming in for whatever it is.
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: If it's twenty bucks's yeah, worry bucks, you didn't have
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: an hour ago.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people with the because one woman
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: she's making like cake pops and she's selling cake pops.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've noticed there's a lot of like people
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: like food related things like like Jesse, let's say how
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: to say hi to Jesse? Everybody hides? All right, So
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: another one with with baking. Okay, so what's your what's
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: your side gig?
• 27:40
  Speaker 27: Yeah?
• 27:40
  Speaker 18: So I opened a home bakery with my mom bakery.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Now when you do something like that, do you have
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: to go through like the health department codes or like
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know, like how does that work?
• 27:51
  Speaker 27: Yeah?
• 27:52
  Speaker 16: So we had to get our cottage food license with the.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: County cottage food. I like that cottage and all right cottage. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: and then what what do you bringing in with with that?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: You and your mom?
• 28:04
  Speaker 18: So we do sour dough bread.
• 28:07
  Speaker 16: We also do cookies, muffins, sweet bread, and any type
• 28:13
  Speaker 16: of cake.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Basically funny say that you do this but we don't
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: see any of it. I hear a lot about it,
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: but I see it in front of me. Yeah, but
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: you probably don't know where we're at more located a car.
• 28:28
  Speaker 26: I know where you guys are at.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: You can order? Yeah, no, oh, we can order, we can.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: So how much do you make doing this?
• 28:35
  Speaker 18: We're pretty good.
• 28:36
  Speaker 16: We've averaged about three hundred and thirty and sales.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, wait three hundred and thirty one dollars items.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Oh items, Okay.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Now, how do you it's just like online ordering or
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: do you send it to a physical place. Are you
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: providing for like a like a different like restaurant or.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: It's online order? Yeah, it's online ordering.
• 29:03
  Speaker 18: We do mostly through social media right now, Facebook and Instagram.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: All right, well, good good luck delivery.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck, thank you. I appreciate thank you for
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: the call. Some of the texts so to two two
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: nine eighty seven. This one said, I used to do
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: uber for a side gig, but then I found a
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: family that travels often, and now I just take them
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: to their and their friends at the airport for about
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: seventy five bucks a trip.
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: Oh, so cut out the middleman.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I've been. I've been solicited that way with
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: ride shares before. Where they go Hey man, if you
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: ever need Yeah, they have the card right, all ready
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: to go. I work part time for the city coaching
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: and reffing flag football. Pays about twenty seven bucks an hour.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: I constantly have parents asking for private lessons for their kids,
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: and I'm not teaching anything with just the basic football skills.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't do it. Catching, running, et cetera.
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: The parents are so mean and so crazy.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Morgan can totally train little kids. On the side, I
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: doing you know, MMA for fitness. Parents want anything that'll
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: keep their kids active. That's not it, you know what,
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: talking about how there's an idea for you Morgan. She's
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: going through the phones right now. Yeah, but yeah, that's
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: something that she's passionate about. To make money, yeah, this
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: one over to two two nine eighty seven. I do
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: dog boarding and pet sitting through Rover as a as
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: a side gig. It's honestly not hard, mostly just feeding walks,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: making sure that the pups are comfortable. I've made around
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: ten thousand dollars this year. Yeah, so it's been really
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: solid extra income for me.
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: There's a lot of people with full time jobs that
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: do the Uber stuff.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: And Plasma donation.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: I collect other people's receipts from restaurants, gas station, grocery stores,
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: et cetera, and then I use the apps and turn
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: it into actual moneym averaging about one hundred and fifty
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: dollars a week. Oh okay, my son was doing this
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: for a minute till I had a receipt. He was
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: asking for the receipts so he could take a picture
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: Uh huh.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it ever resulted in anything. I said,
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: what are you doing this for? He goes, well, well,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: depending on what you spend or what you bought, it
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: would equal to these points. The points is going to
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: be turned into gift cards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't.
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: Mean to be rude, but I've well, I've only heard
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: them talk about it. I always said, this is like
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: a crackhead thing, like I'm looking for receipts.
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: Uh, sounds like it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I've been in the automotive industry for fifteen years. I'm
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: a technician. Even though I get paid a decent amount,
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I build motors and race cars for track use for
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: clients that find my ad on Facebook marketplace, and depending
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: on their needs, I can make between twenty five hundred
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: and eight thousand dollars per Bill's Bank. The most I've
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: made it the month was back in July fifteen thousand dollars.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: That's amazing. Like sometimes my side hustle pays me more
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: than what I do for my regular jump.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like an F one engine cost twelve million dollars,
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: so I can just you know, just think of like
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: even lower level probably costs thousands of dollars.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: This is a good one. I do coffee on the side.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: I have fixed machines, either at a cafe or I
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: buy broken espresso machines. I furbish them and then I
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: sell them. I'll also cater events depending on on on
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: my hustle. I have made from two hundred bucks to
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: one thousand bucks per month. And it started because I
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: wanted a better espresso machine. That was a highly specialized skill.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: That's how that stuff happens to be oppressive. You know,
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: people identify like, you know what, we could do this,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: but if we provide this part of it, or you know,
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: make this part of it easier or better. Yeah, And
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: you just do that on the side, and then next thing,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: you know, you're hiring employees and that that replaces you know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: something like that like that that's a something, not the
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: espresso machine per se, but maybe like the guy's building
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: engines something like I think, like a higher ticket kind
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: of thing, or even the chickens of beads. I know,
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: the beads ten grand a month, Greag and I are
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: get in business. I know, how much is that a year?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Menace a ten thousand a month? One hundred and twenty thousand.
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: Wow, you're smart enough for our beadsiness.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, we're talking dollars shoe. So what do you
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: do on the side, and then how much do you
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: bring in? I don't know how much this person makes
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: on the side, but it's Elizabeth. It says, I'm a
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: plus size VBW and I do chat chat chatter bait, chatterbait.
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, it's like a streaming.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: And only fans as a side gig. She's a Walmart
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: cashier as a regular job. Yeah, I make custom corn
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: hole boards and I charge anywhere from four hundred to
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: six hundred bucks per set.
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: Usually takes cool.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: It takes home about two hundred and fifty to three
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: hundred dollars per set out of that, so I think
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: that all right. And then this one says I work
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: as a part time valet bellman two to three days
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: a week at a resort. I make about one thousand
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: bucks with tips and hourly. I would love to be
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: the part time guy that you know you just open
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: the door to the taxi and then people.
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, that's it, Thank you didn't work.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: I have a company that produces events and we offer
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: a photo booth, DJ service and some karaoke make about
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty thousand dollars a year.
• 34:11
  Speaker 26: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a person I ran into and they
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: do that thing, you know, like a like a photo
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: booth that events weddings things like that, and they do
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: something else too. I forget what it was, but another
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: one of the oh sketching.
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: Oh yeahs and whatnot.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, this is cool. My side gig, I am
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: a contracted Gulf Stream pilot thirty five hundred dollars a
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: day anywhere from one to five days a month. Are
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: you going to do that? That's pretty cool. I do
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: know some people that are that are pilots like that.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: They have a they have a gig, but they'll fly
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: like a private jet charters actually do that on the side. Yeah,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: they do, like private jet charters. On the side. They'll
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: fly for like you know what not. I don't I
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: don't know if co like a like a net Jets
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: type of company or something like that be part of them.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: I fixed barber chairs and it started as a side
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: gig make between one to three thousand dollars a month,
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: but now it's my full time gig. I'm making about
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: five grand a month.
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: Rip, Yeah, another one.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: I donate plasma twice a week, so it's paying the ass,
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: but an extra one hundred and forty dollars a week
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: is worth.
• 35:16
  Speaker 16: It for me.
• 35:17
  Speaker 11: I didn't realize you could donate it that often.
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well they're not, they're selling it.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: Sorry off, I can't say anyway, thank you so much
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: for hit this up.
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: Let us know.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: I mean again, I'm not looking for a side gig,
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: but I know a lot of people are. And sometimes
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: you're like, I don't know what I what can you do?
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Like what do you do? Like where do you even start?
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Maybe help help somebody?
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: Get off?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Get off go?
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: You know, I got to read my favorite text. My
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: side gig is shooting videos of crashes and fire scenes.
• 35:44
  Speaker 10: I make no money.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: That's your hobby. It's a hobby. Although some people do that.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: They'll show up at crashes, fires, things like that. Yeah yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: and then they sell the footage to when the news
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: is running it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: Totally that's competitive business and they do that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 26: Biz are phenomenon well because I oh, yeah, I've bared dumpster.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Dumpster yeah bro. And there's times I wake up and
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I don't remember getting back to my room. I don't
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: remember how I got drowned. And now back to the
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Woodie Show, and we have a game.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: That we're gonna play here. This is a Menace out
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: And about where'd you go? You went to a I
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: went to a flea market, a flea market. What's the
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: difference between a flea market and a swap meet?
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Okay, so flea market will have new and old goods,
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: and people just like purchased things with money. Now it's
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: swap meet. People are like supposed to like trade goods,
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: but that doesn't really happen.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, is that how.
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: And swap meets are supposed to be on a smaller scale,
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: But I see swap meets just as big as flea market.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: So I don't know.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: And swap would be where i'd find most of my
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: like a knock off off stolen merchandise.
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know. You're still find that a flea marketing? Okay, yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: a little bit, yeah, a little bit both. Yeah, that's
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: whatever they want to call it these days. All right,
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: So this is how much is that old crab trademark
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: original game from Menace?
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: He came up with it.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: This is, you know, a Menace original original game.
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: So what I'm gonna do is I'm going to ask
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: people that are selling items how much is that old crab?
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: But before we get the answer, I'm going to ask
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: the room how much they think can cost.
• 37:29
  Speaker 8: All right, I like that idea. That's a really good
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: thing we could build on that. Hear their answer, that's right, right, right?
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: So all right, here's the first item.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: Okay, I see they sell a lot of vintage Coca
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Cola products here.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, how long you've been doing this for over fifteen years?
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: Fifty years now? I got my eye on this cook
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: machine here. Can you tell me about it?
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's I think it's from the fifties. Everything is
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: in there. It just needs to be restored in good condition.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: They're like five thousand bucks. It's really nice. It's complete.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: How much are you selling this old crap for? M
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: This is one of those like big all time fifties.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: Definitely takes coins of course, and it has has the
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: bottle opener built in back to the future.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool. Be cool to have like on on
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: your back porch. You know, if you had like a
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: big outdoor entertaining area, poolside outdoor kitchen. I don't even
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: use this. Don't you just look at it a cracker
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: barrel or something, you know, ye, yeah, something like that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well he's not totally sure when it's from. He's like,
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: I think the fifties.
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: So it's not like he's some like experts exactly antique, Yeah, exactly.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I mean it is the flea market. I will say
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: five hundred dollars.
• 38:42
  Speaker 9: I was going to say three hundred.
• 38:45
  Speaker 10: I'm thinking because I've gone to swap meets and stuff
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: where I see a table and I think, oh, that's
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: kind of cool, and they want a ton of money.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna say two thousand dollars.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Who he benchmarked?
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: Does this for us?
• 38:57
  Speaker 27: Yeah?
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: What do you say? Five thousand?
• 38:58
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 38:59
  Speaker 11: If it's condition right, I was going to say two
• 39:01
  Speaker 11: thousand and two?
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: So does it work?
• 39:04
  Speaker 28: No?
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: That what does it?
• 39:06
  Speaker 11: But it's able to be restored to working.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: As far as this is, I'm gonna go twenty five hundred,
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: twenty five hundred bucks? You bass twenty five oh one?
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: All right, let's find out how much for this old crap?
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: What I mean, do I get?
• 39:22
  Speaker 27: Can?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I guess?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Sure?
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: I'll say two thousand and one, two thousand and one.
• 39:28
  Speaker 11: I wanted two thousand?
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, how much are you selling this old crap for?
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: I'm asking six fifty for it. What is your favorite
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: co Cola product? Favorite co Cooke? I'm actually a pepsi guy.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Really wow, a lot of Coke products here.
• 39:41
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Actually Coke makes more advertising than pepsi. That's the reason why. Okay,
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: that's got to be close without going over. Yeah you
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: love so good?
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: How much for that old crab flea market edition?
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: Now this next item are like little home houses that
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: are being built by this couple.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: Now, I assume one day this is gonna be Sammy
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: and her husband steamboat William is gonna be the one
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: like manning the tenth faery garden.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: It looks like yeah, yeah, wait wait so it looks
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: like a dollhouse but it's kind a gnomish, but a
• 40:20
  Speaker 7: birdhouse look at.
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: Your house, but it's not kind of ginger British.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: What would you do with that? Put in a fairy garden?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: Are you put it on your mantle? What's a fairy garden?
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: People make faery gardens.
• 40:34
  Speaker 19: They'll be outside of houses or like outside in front
• 40:37
  Speaker 19: of trees, and you do, you'll have little whimsical fairy
• 40:40
  Speaker 19: faurines in your yard?
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Greg, would you kill yourself?
• 40:45
  Speaker 10: There's a house near mine the front yard. They changed
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: it from like a nice landscape yard. They put nothing
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: but rocks, bird feeders, gnomes and all that, and then
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: a huge wooden sign retired gardener.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Crap like this her house. So no, this is one house,
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: this old lady. Yeah there, it looks like three little
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: houses together, but this is one. It's one piece. Yeah,
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: this guy will explaining a little bit more. Okay, here
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: we go. How much for that old crab flea market edition?
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Tell me about your booth hair?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: These are fairy houses that we make. It made all
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: out of wood.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Now, can I ask you about this item right here?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: This one right here is the only one here that
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: has led lights.
• 41:26
  Speaker 29: The door is open, and there's furnishure inside a seashell
• 41:29
  Speaker 29: for a sink in their claw foot tub and rubber duck.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: There's teddy bears laying on the bed. It's a fun house.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: How much are you selling this old crap for put
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: stuff inside of it? Is elaborate. I'm tell you you
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: have to pay me to take it. Yeah, and then
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: I take it right to the dumpster. I don't know
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: why people put up bird houses and things like that too,
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: because it just makes a mess of your yard.
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: Messy. I used to have a bird feeder and it
• 41:57
  Speaker 10: would get seat everywhere. Forget it all, right, So.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: How much for Sammy's future? You know what, Sammy seems
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: to know the most about it. So we'll go with
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: you first.
• 42:07
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna say five hundred.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, how do you put a price on garbage?
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Miniature stuff is.
• 42:13
  Speaker 19: Really difficult to make too, and there's a bunch of
• 42:15
  Speaker 19: miniatures in there, and it can get expensive, not if you.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Use tiny kid handsah right and foreign lands. Yep.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: I'm going to stick with my last answer and say
• 42:24
  Speaker 9: three hundred again.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: Three hundred bucks. I'm going to fifty put me down
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: for two fifty one.
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: Dang it, I'll go to fifty two.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: We're at a flea market. Yeah, fifty dollars, I know.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: But they had to make it right, they didn't have Yeah,
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: I think that's I think that's the That's the thing
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: about it is that if this is something you could
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: buy these and they were just kind of reselling.
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: Them random candles at the flea market and they want
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: forty six dollars, right, they.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Overcharged Sea bass. How much something that goes outside? And
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: I agree, it's you think item. To me, it has
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: dollars about that it has led?
• 42:58
  Speaker 10: All right, all right, would you say?
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: I said fifty? All right, let's find out how much
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: are you selling this old crap for?
• 43:06
  Speaker 29: Right here?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Six hundred just about six weeks to.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: B Where do you inspire to go after this? Are
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: you going to build a full scalehouse one day?
• 43:14
  Speaker 29: Well, I'd sure liked it, but I may have a
• 43:16
  Speaker 29: hard time getting a building permit. Wouldn't be fun to try.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: To sell any Yeah, he's been selling I talked to
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: him a little bit more. He said that he's been
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: selling these there for about over fifteen years. Wow, six
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: hundred to say, a booth at the flea market cost
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: that we know. But you text in if you know,
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: to rent one, probably like yeah, to be there bucks
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: or something.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Really, to be there on the side of the seal stuff. Yeah,
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: to get a little space.
• 43:42
  Speaker 10: I mean that out of here.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: All right, Well that's how you play men, this is
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: original game. How much for that old crap that I'm
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: a worthless? Yeah? Apparently there's a lot of racist stuff.
• 43:56
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, old time it was it was talking.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: About uh, we we had mentioned that we we had
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: this coming up, and.
• 44:02
  Speaker 10: Some like, dude, who was that was?
• 44:03
  Speaker 16: That?
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Was it?
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Menji is the first one that saw something. He showed us,
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: uh from an antique mall, I believe, yeah, and then
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Bord saw something, and then we all went and we
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: all found something.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Oh that's okay, yeah, okay. So it's a it's a
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: it's a Woody Show flea market show and tell of
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: some of the racist stuff that you can find at
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: flea markets. Fun at all right, So that's coming up
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: next here on the Woody Show.
• 44:30
  Speaker 22: Also in the news, sources say there's a possibility of
• 44:33
  Speaker 22: Woody's hemorrhoids being back.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Development and give you the latest updates. One available now
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: more of the Woody Show.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: All right, So for the for the flea market show
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: and tell who's gonna go first? I thought it was
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Menji though, Well, Menji has the I guess he kind
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: of got got things rolling. But I know, dumbass Tyler,
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: he's got something. Yeah, an g coming in.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: That will be a minute.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah while he uh he moves kind of slow. Yes,
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: you know what, He's just a real chill dude, extra chill. Yeah,
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: it's extra extra chill. All right, have you ever seen
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: the Zootopia? And then d M B a man? Yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: it's it's it's it's Menji everybody. We very rarely you
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: hear the name, but you very rarely hear the man.
• 45:30
  Speaker 10: Might pay money to watch him jog.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'll start up my only thing. So you uh,
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: you just go to the flea markets or its to
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: go around to different you know, sales and different things
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: and he picked up thing or how did you end
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: up at the flea market?
• 45:49
  Speaker 30: So this actually was a game that was started by
• 45:52
  Speaker 30: me and my friends. We were traveling around a lot
• 45:56
  Speaker 30: doing a lot of film and TV and stuff, and
• 45:58
  Speaker 30: we would always go to these a teak shops and
• 46:01
  Speaker 30: we just started this game of who could find the
• 46:04
  Speaker 30: racist item first.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was a game. It was a game, all right.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: So so you you have you have something, I do
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: have something, Tyler you've got something, and Morgan you've got
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: something or might it's borderline races. Okay, we'll judge, but
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I don't think that's okay. Here here's the thing. I
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: don't think that we can be the judges. Well you can't.
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: We're white. You can't sit Yeah, you can't we're white.
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: We can't tell if something's racist.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: You can't speak on behalf. So let's let's let's bring in.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: Let's bring in the black guy. Let's bring von Yeah, Vaughn,
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: come on in the sky. Yeah, we'll bring Now, we're
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: not gonna bring him in the sky. We're gonn bring
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: him in the studio.
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: Here he comes.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Now he moves a little faster than
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: he jogged. Actually has something too, and Bard's got something
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: because Bord goes these things too. All right, So Vaughan,
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: you're gonna be You're gonna be the end all be
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: all right, we can make an argument, guys if we
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: wont Okay, that's what we think. But yeah, the final
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: the final decision maker here is the most racist item
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: either at the antique store or the flea market, will
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: be up to I just remember racism. I just remember,
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Like remember when Bert Kreischer and Tom Sigurro kept trying
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: to get each other's gifts. Yeah, and Tom Sigura for
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: Bert's either it his birthday or something he bought him
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Hitler's tea cup.
• 47:24
  Speaker 9: My god, Now do you guys, would you think that
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: might be a little inappropriate? Are we not allowed. Are
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: you guys not allowed to judge because you're not Jewish?
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's a hilarious gift to give
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: to somebody because it's I mean, it's a real thing.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: And I'm sure and it's like the money went to Hitler.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, did you know that? That's like a anytime,
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: anytime something like that has brought up. But it was
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: the reaction, it was Bert's reaction that was so funny.
• 47:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And she's allowed to say that because she's.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: A Jewish er.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: You're all allowed to say it. Okay, now we have permission.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Thank you, my god, it was a bad person, thank you.
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: So all right, what is it? What is the gotam menji? Okay?
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: So what I have?
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't even go in.
• 48:07
  Speaker 30: It was in the window the store. Is a statue
• 48:12
  Speaker 30: of a mammy from Gone.
• 48:15
  Speaker 10: With the Wind. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: It looks like the antemima kind of lady. Yeah, right,
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: like the like the big off. It looked like like
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: I was like your figurine because the shirt underneath folks
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: like an old school pizza hut tablecloth. And then it's
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: got the big white apron with the big hat and
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: the whole you'll probably better, I see, Okay, yeah, I
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: get their collectibles, Sammy.
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: No, I'm just saying people collect them.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: That's what I know about that out there.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they collect them on plantations, yeah, una where people
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: collect them all the time.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: You got, all right, I can't all right, you're right,
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: all right. So that's that's item number one. Uh and
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: then what's the next one here he's going to go
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: through them? Okay, yeah, I'll do mine.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, it is a plane them, and it's an Air
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: India guy, but he's mega Indian. But I will say
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: the credits in my neighborhood, this was the most racist
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: thing I could find in my.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, so it said, uh yeah, it says Air India.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: That's like the little platform pedestal. But like it looks
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: like something like straight out of like like oh like yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: how would you? But again, like it's got the head dress,
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: the big giant black mustache, like I don't even know
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: what you would call. Yeah, like the the the the
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: the Indian style like jacket, yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: The jack jacket.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Was this actually made by the airline? I did not ask.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I was just frequent flyers get this, Yeah, bibble head
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: Knights of the game, so like a bobble right, because
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: that's what it kind of looks like because of the
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: airline put it out right. At one point it was
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: some kind of marketing. I can see how much they're
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: selling it for. They're selling it for thirty eight dollars.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: I thought about buying it. I got the tag on there,
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: all right. So there's there's the second one, Vaughan, take
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: take a look at that, and then dumbmass Tyler.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: So this one is actually from Brett. He could speak
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: on it if he wants to. We found a he
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: found a video game that was made I believe in China.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Or you could play as Hitler's troops in World War Two.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was a real game. This is
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: a real game. Yeah, real game.
• 50:35
  Speaker 29: Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: It was cheap.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: It was cheap.
• 50:36
  Speaker 31: I did not buy it, but yes, So I found
• 50:39
  Speaker 31: this at a resale shop. I was looking for Japanese
• 50:41
  Speaker 31: video games, and this is for the Super Nintendo in Japan.
• 50:44
  Speaker 31: It is called Barbarossa and you get to play as
• 50:48
  Speaker 31: Hitler's troops invading Russia and with the goal of conquering Russia.
• 50:54
  Speaker 31: So okay, but I mean the entire thing is so
• 50:58
  Speaker 31: pro Nazi.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you're you're Nazi soldiers and this is run
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: you know, so they know it was bad. Yeah, there's
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: enough time. Did we have judge this one, No, he's
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: he's already the he can see me. The judge's judge. Okay,
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: So that's uh. That that's board's contributions. So these are
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: all either antique market or flea market items that people
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: on the show found to be racist. And now we're
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: gonna let Vaughan decide which one is the most racist.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: So these last three are from me, and I should three.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: I should keep in mind I found these within five
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: minutes of being in the store.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 51:35
  Speaker 10: So the first one, we have a black face battle opener.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: Oh but.
• 51:40
  Speaker 10: It's not good?
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, good? Yeah, that is like old timey what
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: what do they call that? Where they what's that era
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: called like that?
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: You know where they where they would do the minstrel shows.
• 51:53
  Speaker 10: Yes, oh, I would have never come up with that word.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Really theater that look good in your kitchen, Vaughn.
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, put a magnet on the back.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're opening up your malt liquor earlier.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Next h Next up, we have something that can go
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: on your window seal. We have a young black lady
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: eating watermelon. But it is like the blackest thing you
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: could ever see.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: It's like a ceramic uh figur It's like a super
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: dark skinned black lady, big bright red lipstick, and then
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: the most incredibly huge piece of.
• 52:27
  Speaker 10: Watermelon and so disproportionately large and like.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Just crazy like crazy eyes on this thing. All right here,
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: check that one out, Vaughn.
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: And the last thing I found this was the thing
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: that was closest to the door. So I don't know
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: what that says, just straight up Nazi memorabilia.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, So yeah, it's a bunch of like flags
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: and patches and all kinds of medalions and looks like
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: a ki all right, So everybody else got to submit
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: one thing. You can only pick one of these things
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: if you had to play your favorite, what's your favorite?
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: If you have, if you have what's my favorite? Which
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: which one did you actually buy? Because you seem to
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: go above and beyond. It's not my fault that they
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: were all like right there, Yeah, which is the one
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: you bought? Yeah? I did not find any And that's
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: his probably in your home that you have like a
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: feature light on like a little corner of the road.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: I will say, you can only you can only play
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: one card?
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Since we already have one Nazi thing? Uh, I'm going
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: to go with the bottle opener. I think that's the
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: bottle open The bottle opener is pretty bad.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, the bottle opener is bad.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: But that was a.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: That was his choice. So the watermelon ladies out, Wow,
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: watermelon ladies.
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: That wasn't very offensive to Tyler.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all this there was food in it. Does
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: anyone anybody want to make an argument for one of
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: these items to what workd okay, well we uh we
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: have the the the first item FN all that up,
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: all right? So that this is that's just like the
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: like the mammy, the mamulated this. It's out in front
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: of the store. Yeah all right, so that's a. That's
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: item number one. Item number two is I believe the
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: is it boards video game video? Oh no no oh
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: yeah from the air India. Yeah, total stereotypical, like Indian
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: guy that kind of looks at the half like he's
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's like magic carpets are an Indian
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: but kind of looks like that, like that's kind of
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: maybe what they're part of part of what they were
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: going for. Yeah, yeah, So that's that's out of number
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: two racist flea market items. Idem Number three that's the
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: video game Hitler video where you get to play as
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: one of Hitler's troops overtaking Russia for Super Nintendo. Alright,
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: I'm number im number four. All right, that is the
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: that is the black face bottle opener.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: Good god.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: All right, so.
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: Now you're Vanda Black.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: For the people that like are unaware, can you explain
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: a little bit why it's racist? What is the like
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: the Antemiama thing?
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: And why would you need to explain? That isn't all
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: kind of self explanatory. I think I think it is,
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: but some people might not understand why that is racist. Well,
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: how about you make an argument for whatever you think
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: would be the most racist out of those things, and
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: then Vaughan once we get to his decision, then he
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: can explain maybe you know, uh, the reasoning behind it,
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: because I think that's maybe where your answer would come from.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: But just make your make your pick for which one
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: you think would be the most out of the white
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: person that you are, which one of those you would
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: think would be the most racist?
• 55:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, do you want me to do that right now? Yes, okay,
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: I thought we're gonna take a break, my bad. I
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: would think the blackface one would probably be the most
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: racist because.
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: It is, uh, you know, the bottle opener.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: No, not because it's just the ball, it is a yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: the bottle opener is because it is a white person
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: in black face, all right, right, okay.
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: And then the second one, the antemima one, is basically
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: I mean it probably would be racist.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Because it might be rooted. Which ones you pick? Menace question?
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, man, okay, wat watch the adults with.
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: The bottle opener, because not only is it caricatury, but you're.
• 56:22
  Speaker 10: Using mouth greg gory also the bottle opener because it
• 56:26
  Speaker 10: has so exaggerated, exaggerated features, big mouth, big eyes, and
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: it's just obnoxious.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Sammy.
• 56:33
  Speaker 19: Yeah, it's very close for me between the Hitler video game,
• 56:36
  Speaker 19: because man, that really is spreading evil, right, it's the
• 56:40
  Speaker 19: thought process of going, we want you to kill these people.
• 56:43
  Speaker 19: Whereas I mean, as much as the blackface bottle opener
• 56:46
  Speaker 19: is horrible, I don't know that there's as much malicia
• 56:49
  Speaker 19: malicious intent behind it from the time period that maybe
• 56:52
  Speaker 19: it came from, because that's just what I guess how
• 56:55
  Speaker 19: they did.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Every household had one.
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: Now I'm not thinking every household had some.
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying like it's from the past. This video
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: game is not from the ninth.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: My vote was for the video game for this whole purpose.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: Like like an individual I think could have made the
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: bottle open. It took a team of people, right to
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: make a video game and make it a super and
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: to kill people in the video game. What it is,
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: what it is. But yeah, I'm going with the video game.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: At least Nazis are dying in it. Yeah, all right,
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: it's a menace based on what you just heard. Now
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: you understand the concept. Which one do you think? Uh,
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: you want to go the white person in the bottle up? Definitely? Yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: all right because a least Nazis are getting murdered in
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: that one. All right, I'm gonna given I'm gonna give
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Vaughan a chance to think about which one he wants
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: to go with. Eight seven, seven forty four woulding text
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: us over to two two nine eight seven.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Next and now more of the show.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: So we started the whole hour with the MENACE's trademark
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: original game. How much of that old crab flea Market edition.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: And then Menji told us about this game that he
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: and his friends have where they you know, see antique
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: stores or flea markets and they try to find whatever
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: the most racist item that's being sold there. And then
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: man dumb ass Tyler hit the mother load. He came
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: in here with multiple, multiple examples for this assignment. Yeah,
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: so yeah, Morgan found something, Bort found something, and so
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: we we have them all with Vaughan, who is who's
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: been going over the different options to figure out. Let's
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: just let's just recap the the four items are. Item
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: number one is the like the the Mommy Mammy statue, Yeah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: statue outside that was right outside. It was right next
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: to the gnomes and all the other crap that you
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: put out in front of your house. So that's item
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: number one. Item number two was the the the air
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: India dude on you know it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: How would you describe that, Gray, I wouldn't even still
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: fully understand what it is. It's just an ad airline.
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: It's an Indian man in Indian.
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: Bar figurine, yeah, a bobblehorn, yeah, with a turbine and
• 59:14
  Speaker 9: a brew jacket.
• 59:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: It's it's a complete stereotype top to bottom we don't
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: know if it was put out by the airline or not.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: And then the next item was the the video game
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Super Nintendo, an actual Superintendo video game Japan, Japan, Super Nintendo.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Was it China China? Yeah, I'm sorry or just chimed
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: in Japan? And uh, this is where you get to
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: play as one of Hitler's soldiers. Overtaking Russia is the
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: object of the game sticker. And then the next the
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: next item was the black face bottle open. I mean,
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: like minstrel show, straight up use your to open, so Van,
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: what are your th kind of walk us through? Start
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: with the last place, the least race, the least racist.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with the India thing just because I win.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 32: I'm not even totally sure what this is, but it
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 32: doesn't seem like too much of a caricature, you know.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 32: It has the turbine, which just seems like a natural
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 32: an natural but a cultural cultural thing of their or whatever.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: So all right, that's the least racist, least racist.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: All right, next.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 32: Second, I'm gonna go with the Mammy doll actually do
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 32: yeah so funny. My mom has had this one of
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 32: these in our house for my entire life. Really yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 32: so like she's had kind of a picture of it now,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 32: but she's nice.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: What what would be racist about that? That was MENACE's question.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: What will be racist about it?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 27: Is?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Uh, probably if someone not black hated, I would say.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: Rooted in slavery, right, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, Okay, it comes
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: from that.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 32: It has the minstrel aspects to it. Coper, black skin,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 32: A lot of them have like a red lipstick on
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 32: them and stuff like that.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: And you definitely like a servant of some kind. Yeah,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: the housekeeper, servant of some kind.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: So yeah, so it's down between those other two items,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: and we have the Super Nintendo game and then the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: blackface bottle opener. Yes, and Vaughan, which one did you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: decide is the most racist from all the different antique
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: store and flea market items.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: The Olympics of Suffering?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 32: Yeah, all right, in the Struggle Olympics, we're going with
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 32: the blackface bottle opener.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there it is as the most vers is just horrible.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 32: As someone said earlier, using the mouth open the bottle
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 32: is like just dehumanizing and stuff like that.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: And although if I could open a bottle with my mouth,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: I think that made it pretty cool that you know,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: people have all these different ways to open bottles. A
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: bottle open around, I don't know. Stuff is pretty cool.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, although you make a good point, Woodie, this is
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: MASSI the Nintenda game is mass produced by the biggest
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: video game company in the world.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: There was a lot of people involved in it. Like again,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: there could be like some person in their garage that
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: made this. Yeah for sure, you know, for sure, but
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: it's a company behind it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 32: Just do you think there's like a lot of video
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 32: games even out now that like promote people to like,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 32: you know, kill other.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, making warfare? What about like even though it's not
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: there's not a race element to it. But there's not
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: a Nazi game. It's like Call of Dude is not
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: rooted in true Men's gotta learn a new word, you guys,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: or try ye menace word of the day. I don't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: know if I've learned any new ones lately. I think
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: what's your favorite word right now?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's still allegedly.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: That's just for legal purposes? Is lit?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 17: Uh?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Lit is coming back ironically?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but oh I saw something men, it's true or
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: false that the uh they say the Sneaker game is dead. Yeah,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: it's pretty dead right now. Like you know how people
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: are going crazy for shoes forever huh, and they're markets dead.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: They're down bad. Well, Nike is like not doing good people.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: Nike's not hot right now.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: And then so all the resellers are just they have
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: this oversource and they're not able to sell anything.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I heard the Air Force ones are the
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: new dad shoes. Oh that's been that way.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 27: Yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: Well Nike in general has become like the new dad shoes.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: So I'm always so behind on all that stuff. So
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: I was wearing those like little like uh, not no
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: show socks, but like quarter socks, and then those are
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: dad socks.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 10: Oh okay, all right or whatever.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: And then now it's like all of a sudden, I
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: see people like, oh no, there are those are hot again.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, which is it? Yeah, so now that
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: I'm not wearing them not, you know, it's.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: There.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: And then and then I remember back God, it was
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: like maybe two thousand and five, two thousand and six,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: I found this like great pair of New Balance that
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: I love. Those are dad shoes, and then I got
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: ripped hot right now, Yeah, I didn't care. But again,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: like I'm not. I'm not buying them because yeah, I
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: just found them, Like, oh these are cool. I like
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: these where I'm I'm It seems like anything I buy
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: immediately becomes Oh, that's that's Dad socks, that's Dad shoes.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's you. Yeah right, yeah, so I'm the poison.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: I believe too to this UF. Now New Balance are
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: super hot again. My kids are asking for New Balance. Yeah,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: I've been buying these Nike shoes. Now, Nikes are out right,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: They're still buying Nikes, like I love these. I love
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: these Nikes, like these ones I got to. I bought
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: like three different colors of the same. Yeah, they're called Cities.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: Oh they got like a gor Tech trek on the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: bottom kind of Yeah. But they're they're super They're they're
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: super comfortable any terrain.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 10: You're gonna have to throw them all away.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna have to get rid of the all right,
• 1:05:05
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  Speaker 10: My friend?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: It's time to learn menace. Word of the day. We
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  Speaker 5: have that word of the day calendar, we give a
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  Speaker 5: menace a page from that calendar. He's got today's word,
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  Speaker 5: it's got the pronunciation. Guy on there forum's got the definition,
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  Speaker 5: and it's being used in the sentence. Menace will try
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  Speaker 5: to give us his best shot at the pronunciation of
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  Speaker 5: the word, and then we'll move on so he could
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  Speaker 5: tell us what it is, what it means, and how
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  Speaker 5: to use it. Menace, wan is today's word of the day.
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  Speaker 5: Uh preparatory. Now for those listening, I'll spell it for you.
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  Speaker 16: P e r.
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  Speaker 5: P e r e m p t o r y
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  Speaker 5: that because he said a real word.
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  Speaker 10: Almost what did she say?
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  Speaker 5: It was preparatory, pre ematory, Oh okay, pre.
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  Speaker 7: Preremitory, pregramatory, no preaparatory.
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  Speaker 5: Well you keep saying pre but the first three letters
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  Speaker 5: are per p e r instead of pre.
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  Speaker 26: But you keep saying reparatory, and then you're missing a
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  Speaker 26: letter there. You almost had it, Uh, pre ematory.
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  Speaker 5: Back to about what he said, Yeah, you keep saying
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  Speaker 5: pre in the first three letters are p e r
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  Speaker 5: s per per emparatory, pemponatory. I think it's as close
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  Speaker 5: as he's gonna get because you heard that that last
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  Speaker 5: attemper right, there would be him sounding sounding it out.
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  Speaker 5: Have I heard this word before? I don't think.
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  Speaker 10: I doubt it's been.
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  Speaker 5: It's been broadcast around you, but like many things, it's
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  Speaker 5: not retained.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 5: All right, anybody want to share with this? Is Gregory
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: ward Ifever?
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, greg peremptory?
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  Speaker 5: What more? Peremptory, peremptory, peremptremptory. Never heard of that one, peremptory.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: I've heard it. I couldn't tell you, honestly, couldn't tell
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  Speaker 5: you what it means. I've heard the word, couldn't tell
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  Speaker 5: you to use it in a sentence.
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  Speaker 7: I'm looking to learn from, all right, In a sense,
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  Speaker 7: having the expectation we skip through the definition first, oh,
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  Speaker 7: definition sorry, definition sorry, Having the expectation of the immediate
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  Speaker 7: and complete absence or to be obeyed with without explanation,
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  Speaker 7: so that we'd just use absence and obedience, or to
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  Speaker 7: be of uh obeyed within expert relation, all right with
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  Speaker 7: without a little I read it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Categorized by often uh.
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  Speaker 7: Impetus of or arrogant self abstinence, god self assurance.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, there we go, all right, so characterized by.
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  Speaker 7: Often what characterized by often imperious importance I don't know,
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  Speaker 7: or arrogant and self.
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  Speaker 5: Abe assurance. You keep saying absence, yeah, assurance, self assurance,
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  Speaker 5: all right, okay? Definition number three number three, uh three? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Inactive of attitude or nature haunted not inactive. It's indicative, indicative.
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  Speaker 10: Add so many letters aren't there?
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  Speaker 5: Of nature and hantity hany r.
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  Speaker 10: There's no D got it?
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  Speaker 27: Do you?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Hafty, that's closer. You got it all right, nailed.
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  Speaker 10: It's naughty but with an age. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Say the word again, no, no, no, the word peremptory, peremptory, okay,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: all right, use it a sentence. Still, don't even understand
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  Speaker 5: what it means? Okay.
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  Speaker 7: The average citizens surveys the bathroom for an absolute destination
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  Speaker 7: to vomit fifteen drinks, and choose to choose the toilet
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  Speaker 7: as the extremely extreminary replicance replicants of menaces on or
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  Speaker 7: on orthodox stomach through issues primarily orders to.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I got it all right, you, Greg? Why don't
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: you give it one more shot? You almost had it,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: you almost had it, give it to give man, give
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: it one more shot? And then Greg, you follow up.
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  Speaker 7: With how it actually average citizen surveys the bathroom for
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: an amptitude destination to to vomit uh to fifteen drinks,
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  Speaker 7: and choose the toilet as the x explaminary.
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  Speaker 5: Recomplements menace.
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  Speaker 7: Unorthodox stomach, though, issues permanent orders to amend the sink.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Permanent orders to amend the sink.
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  Speaker 9: Like I'm having a stroke just by hearing it.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, it's fascinating, all right, Greg, there is a word
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  Speaker 10: in this sentence I've not heard before.
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  Speaker 5: All right, is it apost aposta? Been so long, I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: don't know.
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  Speaker 10: The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an opposit destination
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  Speaker 10: to vomit up. Oh, opposite, that's the word I've never
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 10: heard before.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: Great. The average citizen surveys the bathroom for an opposite
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  Speaker 10: destination to vomit up fifteen drinks, and chooses the toilet
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 10: as the exemplary receptacle. Menace is Unorthodox stomach though, issues
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  Speaker 10: peremptory orders to aim for the sink.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 8: God, okay, meaning like immediately right now, let's do this.
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  Speaker 8: This is the final let's go go go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's a that's that was transcribed from a
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  Speaker 5: conversation from National Public Radio April of twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 5: That makes so yeah, yeahfore where it was, where it
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  Speaker 5: was discussed.
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  Speaker 10: Wow, so you with peremptory, me with opposite were total equals.
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  Speaker 5: Minutes word of the day, Ladies and gentlemen, thumb ass.
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  Speaker 5: I know something tells me this will not be absorbed.
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  Speaker 5: Something something tells him this word fell in a very
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  Speaker 5: uh non poor surface, and it's just gonna rints right
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: down into.
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  Speaker 16: The wash.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 29: Showing show Cardinars carden Arks, What you're gonna do, What
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 29: you're gonna do when they not on you?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Card Arks, card Arks, What You're gonna do, What you're
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: gonna do when they not on you?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Narks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Arks.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: List of Discretion is advice.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: Now, while we were on break, I did see there
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: was a local Instagram account for the area where I live,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: and they said, look who came to our area and
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: they featured one of your videos. Now it was a
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: video from years and years and years ago. It was
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: the woman that took the soda or whatever and threw
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: it up, claimed she had a disability.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: Or or no, she said yeah, she had the disability.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: It was lazy bonzitis. But yeah, she also wrote that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: long letter to doctor Phil.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: But that's all. That's right, that's right.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: That's the great thing about cart arks is it really
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 8: is very time independent. It could be happening anytime, and
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: so when people see it to do to them. So
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: that's why I say I always follow those cart narks,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 8: you know, Instagram, YouTube channels, et cetera, because there's always
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: new stuff you haven't seen before, a.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Lot of people in the comments attacking Sea Bass and
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: people who believe that you should be putting your cards back,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: you know, talking about like basically like you're just terrorizing
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: people here.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: They blame the victim, and unfortunately that's what today is
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: cartnarks is about as well, is they It's the loudest
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 8: and screamiest person is always right, that sort of attitude.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: It's it's how are you making No, I'm not making
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: anybody do anything. They're violent bullies. They don't have to
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: react the way they do. And unfortunately that starts our
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: first cart narks encounter. First new cartnarks encounter here where
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: a lady has taken her cart and just instead of
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: taking it back to the cart return, which is where
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: I'm standing looking at.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Her and that's, by the way, all that the card
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: narks ever ask anybody to do. Yeah, they're not yelling,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: they're not screaming, they're not threatening in any way. They're
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: just simply asking, Hey, that's not where the cart goes
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: you would would you mind putting it back where it goes?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 10: Right?
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  Speaker 5: And so she takes it.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: Instead of walking, you know, the thirty feet back to
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 8: where I am, she walks the five feet in front
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 8: of her car to split the spot with the other car,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 8: which of course makes it harder for the next person
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: to park and are getting their vehicle. So I didn't
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 8: even turn on the mouth siren in this case.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: The whoop scoop, boo boom. I just said, oh, hey,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: you know you want to bring it over here instead,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: and let's let's see if she complies. Hey, li's fit.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: Do you know people do it anyway?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: So is that a good excuse everybody?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: For a minute?
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  Speaker 8: Everybody else jumps off a bridge.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 11: You know what, Captain Narcotics, out of my faith?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 33: Please, why are you being so nasty because no one
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 33: asked you to be over here talking reckless to me.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: I'm not being reckless, I'm being sweet in my face.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Well, that's not very nice.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you imagine just for your very attitude.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: So she narcotics because she sees she sees cartnarks on
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: my chest and she's not really putting things together in
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: a brain because she's dumb.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: But he says, cart right, cart narks a lot of
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: it called nark marks. I haven't calling things.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: So as she takes her cart, and instead of she
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 8: could have, she said, oh, I'm sorry and handed it
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  Speaker 8: to me. Would you mind taking this back? I would
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: I have done that, But no, f you other people
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: do it all. You know, the excuses are already tumbling
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 8: out of your little brain. And she takes it and
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 8: kind of just leaves it at the end of the spot.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: And so I take my magnet which says I don't
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 8: sure much shopping cart like a jerk, and apply it
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: to her car to warn not only others about her
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: bad behavior, but to hopefully give her a chance to
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: reconsider it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: My car.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Why are you saying the effort so much?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: You don't put people's car?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: Do you don't test people's car?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Get away from me?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 8: You don't leave your card out and then be main
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 8: about it and nasty about it.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Here there go, and that was the one that was.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: A traffic hazard.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Was away one kids in my face, That's what it says.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: It says, you could have returned fifty cars in the
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 8: time he's been arguing.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Things.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: There.
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  Speaker 8: Not only does she take the car and rolls it
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: into the driving lane. Yeah, she I didn't apply this
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: new magnet, the new magnet alert folks, new magnet drop.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: She's so concerned about cars.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly. It's shaped like a stopwatch. And it says,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: I guess, like I just told her, and the time
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: I've been arguing, I could have returned fifty cards. But
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: all she does is f F F F F, you know,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: and she knows she's wrong. This is this is a
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: again for all your parents of young children. This is
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 8: a this is a toddler response. They know they're wrong,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: but they're gonna fight you and scream and so on
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: and so forth. Now just so happens directly next to
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: her in the car that's by the way, she's already
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 8: banged up with the cart.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: Thank god it was plastic.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: Is a guy just enjoying the hell out of this,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: smiling ear to ear, watching me, watching her, and she
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: notices this. She knows this is another guy across the
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: lot doing the same thing with his phone out, and
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: she must love that. Well, not quite.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're enjoying your ridiculousness.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: You're actually like a say, they're probably laughing at you,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: looking like a who are.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: You laughing at? Oh? I'm just saying, bro, I've seen
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: your content. What are you gonna tell the thing police, ma'am.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: Din't you're being dissee's frankful?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Were already being who was disrespectful?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 18: First?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: God damn bus somebody's ass right now?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 10: Oh there, that's the crime of being disrespectful.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: And any crime of what does she say, oh like
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: talking foolishness or whatever it was to talk about cliss.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, but by the way she's doing all the reckless.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: Things, she just, by the way, committed a crime. I'm
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 8: going out to whip someone's ass right now. That's the
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: the direct threat of physical violence with the meaning I'm
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 8: meant to believe her.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: So now you heard the word Kevin. There she's been
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: on the phone the whole time.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, she's been on FaceTime the whole time with apparently
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 8: I guess her father in law or stepfather through this, right,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: and so she is now yelling at me. She's she's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: pointing her phone at me so I can see her stepfather,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: who's all of sixty five, I'm sure, and continues her
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: threats somebody's.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 18: Ass right now?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Am I get my father to get here?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: And whoop your ass?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: Do you think you could ideo? Because you can't.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to either, am I.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: I'm not trying to hurt anybody either?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: But you're the one who go away?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Bob?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Who's Bob? Is that like a Nathan Jason Christ the
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: part go away?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: It's Agent Sebastian Away.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 33: I'm with a very powerful confidence possible and see card Arks.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: She sounds like the kind of person I seen this
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: online a number of times in more recently. Seems to
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: be a thing where someone gets into an argument. They're
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: not winning, They're doing that whole I'm gonna yell louder
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: than you, the same thing over and over. But then
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, they'll like either intentionally follow the
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: ground or grab something on their body go ow ow
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: you hit me? You just they just hit me, or
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: you just grabbed me? Like they start, what are you tying?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: The person has their phone out, they're recording the whole thing.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: You know, what have this all on video? What do
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: you I didn't even come close to you. I did
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: not touch you. You are a keen observer of human nature,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: because that's exactly what happens.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 33: Now.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 8: She doesn't say that I hit her because I'm not.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: Because I keep distance, because I don't keep People ask
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: me all the time, how do you not get beat
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: up doing cardnarks? Well, just don't get within swinging distance.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: You're fine.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: So she because she's going through like what he's saying,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 8: she's going through her different tactics. You know, she's you know,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: the excuses, the anger. She's now threatening me. She's now
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 8: getting other people to threaten me. She now then, as
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: what he says, starts recruiting help. By the way, the
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: first bystanders, laughing in her face say man like he's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: like you staid. Yeah, she's now the sees if she
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: if she can play the victim and recruit people to
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: help her.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 33: This dude right here, he's bothering me him, sir, what
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 33: happened is your your daughter, your sir, your daughter left
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 33: her card out. She left her card out, blocking traffic,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 33: and so I'm trying to have a comic, sir, can
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 33: I have a conversation, Can I have a conversation?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 13: Please?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: He will be up here.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Let me, Let me explain, Let me explain, Let me explain.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: Why is nobody listening yelling what you're talking about? Man,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: that's the whole problem.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 8: So the guy on the phone, she doesn't know how
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: FaceTime works because she's got him. He's you can hear
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 8: he's his face is in my face. But she'd got
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 8: the camera pointed at her boob. So he doesn't even
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 8: he doesn't even know who he's talking to.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: Or jerk it or that's the thing, is all he's.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: All he's doing, is he's believing her because she's yelling
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 8: and scream of And by the way, again, if she
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: were in real danger, she would be in her car
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: and gone three minutes ago. But it's it's she has
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 8: all the time of the world to scream at me
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: and try to build her case because he don't let
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 8: her leave because she knows she's wrong.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: And ago. So the the father in law, who's elderly,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to do anything.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: He's he's he sounds like he's gonna stand on business.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'll tell you more about that in a
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: media in a minute. But again, yes, she's she's that's
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  Speaker 8: not working, so she recruits other help outside of follow
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  Speaker 8: me over here.
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  Speaker 5: Right there. That's exactly the one I'm thinking about. Is
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  Speaker 5: it's like older woman and she wasn't getting anywhere, and
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  Speaker 5: so what she did is she basically just sat on
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  Speaker 5: the ground. The guy's got his phone out. It's very
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  Speaker 5: clear he's she's videoing. He's videoing, and she basically sits
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  Speaker 5: on the ground and starts grabbing at her arm and
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  Speaker 5: like just kind of like rolling around going, oh, he
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  Speaker 5: just hit me. He just hit me. It's like, what
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  Speaker 5: are you doing? Like on video? But that's the thing
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  Speaker 5: is that is that they've been they've taught, they've been
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  Speaker 5: taught this as a technique, and it sounds just like that.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds differ. Yeah, you're not the man what happens.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being chased by.
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  Speaker 5: Her, not my car, So I'm not harassing her. Obviously
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  Speaker 5: she's chasing me. She died for my car.
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  Speaker 24: Oh so at this point chasing me, it was her
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  Speaker 24: boyfriend or her husband in this ah way, he was
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  Speaker 24: still getting directions on the way.
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  Speaker 8: Uh yeah, boyfriend husband, Yeah, exactly difficult, difficult. We've heard
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  Speaker 8: so security comms and they did diffuse the situation by
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  Speaker 8: the security happen to be fans of cart Narks. So
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  Speaker 8: that was that was that she okay, So the follow
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  Speaker 8: up mans, because I got a d M saying that
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  Speaker 8: they had heard because I guess they were on They said,
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  Speaker 8: they're on the radio and they heard there's some dudes
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  Speaker 8: looking for you, right, like the security thing right because apparently, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: he did show up a very eventually later, but again
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  Speaker 8: an old man, who what what's he going to do?
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  Speaker 5: Stand on business?
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  Speaker 8: But I left because I told the security gards like,
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna make your any harder.
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  Speaker 5: This lady's a psycho. He's like, yeah, cool. I gave him,
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  Speaker 5: I gave him a magnet, I gave him a sticker
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  Speaker 5: and he was off.
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  Speaker 8: Now you might say, okay, that's that's that's that's the
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  Speaker 8: only way you can react to the cart narks if
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  Speaker 8: you're acting to put if you asked to put your.
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  Speaker 5: Card back, the only thing you can do would you
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  Speaker 5: had with the one there the clipton? Yeah, the security clip.
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  Speaker 5: Oh sorry, yeah, here's the security guard showed up, not
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  Speaker 5: harassing a minute. Wait for my car.
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  Speaker 27: You guys know what's going on, right, So I'm asking
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  Speaker 27: her not to do that. No, ma'am, I asked politely,
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  Speaker 27: not all the way over here.
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  Speaker 1: I was already over here.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind for your sticker. We're here, sir, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for your tea.
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  Speaker 16: I'll take.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well he'll be anonymous.
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  Speaker 8: Then yeah, god, yeah, exactly, because because we went on
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  Speaker 8: the car three times and that was it for her.
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  Speaker 5: I hope you die.
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  Speaker 8: So yeah, yeah, you might think that's the only way
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  Speaker 8: to react to the cart narks is violence, screaming, making
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 8: criminal threats and so on and so forth.
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  Speaker 5: Well it turns out it's not.
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  Speaker 8: I saw another, an older lady who I wasn't gonna bus,
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  Speaker 8: but I just kind of mentioned, hey, you know you
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  Speaker 8: want that's not where the car goes, because she dumped it,
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  Speaker 8: not even in the spot, not even on a curb,
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  Speaker 8: just loose, just lose kind of to the side like
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  Speaker 8: her skin.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, now, dare you? You said, lady, Let's see if
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  Speaker 5: if perhaps age with age comes wisdom.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's not where the car goes. Oh yeah, card nors.
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  Speaker 8: We try to have direct folks where the car returns
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  Speaker 8: are if they can't see him.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you, yes, man, what happens if I
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  Speaker 2: don't return it?
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  Speaker 27: I get a spanking?
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  Speaker 5: Well, first off, you'd be a little help.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say, oh hey, it's right.
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  Speaker 5: Over there for instance. Okay, I do have magnets, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: Always make sure I put it where it belongs.
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  Speaker 5: Now do you feel old lady? Do you feel harassed?
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  Speaker 27: No?
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  Speaker 18: One?
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  Speaker 28: Yeah, she's flirting. She wanted to spanking. Shut it cute
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 28: and you want to hit that. It's from all the
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 28: card putting people like you see the humor in the situation.
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  Speaker 28: Don't immediately react with violence and threats.
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  Speaker 10: She thought the magnet was cute, the straightest, the darnest thing.
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  Speaker 5: Show Car narks everybody on the arm.
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  Speaker 10: You may not one one.
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  Speaker 5: Thing you think very much? Agent Car.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you saying the efforts so much?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: You don't pushtu people of car. You don't know, touch
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  Speaker 5: people with cars away from me. You don't leave your
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: card out and then be main about it and nasty
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 2: And that was that the one that was a traffic
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  Speaker 2: hazard that was away.
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  Speaker 5: Read that one.
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  Speaker 2: It's in my face, that's what it says.
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  Speaker 8: It says you could have returned fifty cars in the
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  Speaker 8: time you spent.
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  Speaker 15: Arguing sensitivity trading for a politically correct world, no show.
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  Speaker 10: I don't care about your feelings.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna do everybody for Tuesday morning. Right, we're gonna
• 1:25:02
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• 1:25:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Rubbing alcohol for outside booboos, drinking alcohol for inside booboos.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just don't drink the rubbing out. That's what I've
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: always that's the the scariest thing about people who become hardcore.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 10: Alcoholics and they drink like hand sanitized.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Hand sanitizer anything with alcohol. Listen, like I.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 9: Lived with somebody and pulled something out of the closet,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 9: and all these empty scope bottles.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: I've heard of hairspray even Oh my god, yeah man,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: right now, Greg, you're an alcoholic. Come on, but I
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: stop at that, but not to that degree. I thank
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much for
• 1:26:10
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• 1:26:12
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  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.