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Are you Retarded? · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 306 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: Now, there we go. And we're just two guys drinking some beers, talking what's going on. Of course, as soon as, Brian hits the go live button, my 5-year-old daughter comes down the stairs…
• 0:52
  Brian McFadden: Not speaking of your wife, so…
• 0:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: It was an issue when I was living in Massachusetts, like, we all shared a space, you know?
• 1:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, you got a big old house now.
• 1:04
  Testecleese: I got an entire basement to myself, and she… she needed a banana popsicle, apparently.
• 1:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, more likely.
• 1:11
  Testecleese: but…
• 1:12
  Brian McFadden: Like a want than a need.
• 1:14
  Testecleese: Yes, well, it is, it is the ones that I had as a kid, the double pops that you would break down the sand.
• 1:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 1:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah. And, you know, it came in, like, that blue, yellow, red.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: You're getting all yellow bag now, which is awesome.
• 1:30
  Testecleese: Just so I can get, was it just Yellow Starburst, is it? Something like that?
• 1:35
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Everybody likes the banana flavoring, let's be real, it's amazing, isn't it?
• 1:40
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:42
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway, sorry about the distraction,
• 1:45
  Testecleese: Of course, she left the light on as she left. Not a big deal. I realized today when I came downstairs, I was two and a half hours late to turn on the lamp for my plants.
• 1:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I gotta go on Amazon and buy a timer for mine, so…
• 1:57
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, I got a Christmas tree timer for one set of lamps, and this other one I'm doing manually, and I keep forgetting.
• 2:04
  Brian McFadden: That's what's going on with ours. I'm like, they're getting forgotten about. They're either staying on for too long, or not on at all, so…
• 2:11
  Testecleese: I mean, you can… I've set alarms on my phone before, but I've been getting good about it. But, yeah, dude, the same… go with the mechanical one that's wicked cheap, don't get the digital thing that will reset if power goes out anyway.
• 2:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, the mechanical one would just, boop, kick it right back on.
• 2:27
  Testecleese: You know what I'm talking about, the pins we used to pick up and put down to turn your Christmas lights on? Yeah.
• 2:33
  Testecleese: I was surprised to find you could still get those.
• 2:37
  Testecleese: Anyway…
• 2:40
  Testecleese: I'm not sure if I mentioned it in the last couple weeks, but I've been thinking it for a little while, how we haven't seen any of these climate activists lately, and I think I mentioned it.
• 2:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we've talked about it, yeah.
• 2:51
  Testecleese: recently, we haven't seen any of these guys, pretty much since those guys glued themselves to the, was it Porsche or something?
• 2:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:01
  Testecleese: Well, now, apparently, some climate activists were in Spain and destroyed a 133-year-old painting in the name of climate activism.
• 3:10
  Brian McFadden: Lock him up and throw away the key.
• 3:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is not helping your… your argument, you're not…
• 3:16
  Testecleese: no one's like, oh, these guys are making good points, you know what I mean?
• 3:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 3:21
  Testecleese: And let's be real, we all know the climate arguments.
• 3:24
  Testecleese: So, being violent's not gonna… being stupid's not gonna help, it's just destroying history.
• 3:31
  Testecleese: I guess maybe that's supposed to be the, poetry there, they're destroying history because we're destroying the future.
• 3:36
  Testecleese: What?
• 3:37
  Testecleese: like that.
• 3:39
  Testecleese: Arctic ice just grew by, like, 100 million tons this past year or something like that.
• 3:44
  Brian McFadden: Global wiring.
• 3:46
  Testecleese: Oh, obviously.
• 3:48
  Testecleese: Now, I definitely remember bringing this next thing up before. Remember when the king…
• 3:54
  Testecleese: was talking about Canada and how it was stolen land and base.
• 3:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:58
  Testecleese: Acknowledge that you've given back.
• 4:02
  Testecleese: That never happened, that never happened. A frickin' British Columbia… not… yeah, British Columbia, right, BC?
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:08
  Testecleese: We get scared of…
• 4:10
  Testecleese: A judge just signed some shit, giving back a big, giant plot of land to a native tribe, because 200 years ago, these guys might have come and fished near here.
• 4:22
  Testecleese: Every summer.
• 4:24
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: And I was like, oh my god, this is exactly what we were talking about, and I laughed, because some of my liberal friends up north
• 4:34
  Testecleese: would be ecstatic about this, like, so excited, and I'm.
• 4:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 4:38
  Testecleese: And all I could think, like.
• 4:40
  Brian McFadden: Their land could be gone, too.
• 4:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, my pal Sean, I keep talking on, I'm like, Sean.
• 4:46
  Testecleese: It's like, you live in Plymouth, Massachusetts, the most famous Native Americans that had their land taken in our country, you know?
• 4:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:56
  Testecleese: Possibly the most famous Native American story in American history, unless maybe you count… was it a Roanoke? Is that the one that disappeared?
• 5:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:06
  Testecleese: And Jamestown was the first colony, but didn't hear a ton about the natives in that one. We did with the Pilgrims in 1620, though.
• 5:15
  Testecleese: I mean, shoot, next month, in less than a month, actually, almost exactly a month, we're gonna celebrate Thanksgiving.
• 5:22
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 5:23
  Testecleese: Which, when that comes around, we're gonna have to explain to everyone
• 5:27
  Testecleese: what that is, because I know at least, several years ago, our buddy, the repeat offender, just basically found out what it was, and he was so happy that we had a day, we got together, had a big meal, and talked about what we're thankful for.
• 5:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:41
  Testecleese: Man, if you knew the story behind that, and the controversy behind Thanksgiving, it's worse than Columbus Day!
• 5:49
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 5:50
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 5:53
  Testecleese: That Minnesota cop… Okay, I say that Minnesota cop. The chief of police there in that Minnesota,
• 6:02
  Testecleese: Was it Minneapolis? Was it the capital?
• 6:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: Okay. The chief there, but that was when that big beatdown went down that went viral, when everyone saw, like, 6 black dudes beating down a white guy in a parking lot, and they even knocked out a woman who was like, hey, don't kill the guy!
• 6:21
  Testecleese: She's been placed on leave for blaming everyone else, even… she blamed you and me for what happened.
• 6:29
  Brian McFadden: Us? We weren't even there!
• 6:30
  Testecleese: it was people sharing and talking about it that made it a big deal. I was like, no, it's the fact that this man almost got beaten to death and no one seems to give a shit, you know?
• 6:41
  Testecleese: But yeah, she's been placed on leave, she had her lawyer come out. Oh, paid leave! So she's getting a paid vacation for this.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: While the investigation's done, and her lawyer came out and ran his mouth and called everyone a bunch of assholes again.
• 6:52
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, lady, you are not helping yourself keep your job on this one, you know?
• 6:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 7:00
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 7:03
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 7:04
  Testecleese: Ow!
• 7:07
  Testecleese: The Fed got involved, the federal courts got involved again with Trump deploying National Guard.
• 7:13
  Testecleese: How many times has it… how many times has this been?
• 7:17
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: And Trump seems to win in the end every time, doesn't he?
• 7:21
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: So why do they keep doing it?
• 7:25
  Brian McFadden: to… to go against… try to try to go against Trump, you know?
• 7:29
  Testecleese: So they're just obstructionists. They're not trying to get anything done, they're just trying to stop anything from happening.
• 7:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:37
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, so they tried to fight this in Portland, and the judge was like, no, obviously… what was it first? They said you can mobilize the National Guard, but you can't deploy them. And it's like, it's the same thing! Yup.
• 7:52
  Testecleese: Oh, my criminality.
• 7:54
  Testecleese: And I wasn't sure where to put this next one.
• 7:58
  Testecleese: Well, we're gonna keep up on this one, so I figured I'd go into follow-up, and we don't have, basically, just an immigration thing, but it looks…
• 8:06
  Testecleese: Now… now they say in Liberia? Did you see this?
• 8:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I thought we didn't talk about the civil rights complaint, or race first.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, yeah, oh, well, yeah, okay, sure, sure.
• 8:21
  Brian McFadden: It's important.
• 8:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're right, that was… you're right. That was supposed to be an easy step to the habit, because there's nowhere else to put this next one.
• 8:29
  Testecleese: Portland is getting hit with a civil rights complaint over their, race-first policies. We choose a race, and then within that race, we'll find the most qualified person.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: And, like, you're not allowed to do that, that's, like…
• 8:44
  Testecleese: what we've passed every anti-discrimination law about, you know what I mean?
• 8:50
  Brian McFadden: Well, what I think's hilarious about your article you started talking about a minute ago with Abrero Garcia is, isn't Costa Rica the first country that Trump tried to send him to?
• 9:01
  Testecleese: I would go to Costa Rica, are you kidding me?
• 9:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and, you know, he's like, well, don't send me to Liberia, it's a different continent, blah, blah, blah.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: He says he's afraid of being persecuted again, and it's like, dude, everyone…
• 9:16
  Brian McFadden: You can't be con… you can't be… you can't be persecuted in every other country.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: Well, I think what the issue… his big issue…
• 9:25
  Brian McFadden: He's just trying to stall his deportation.
• 9:29
  Testecleese: that too, but I think a big part of this is he's looking at
• 9:33
  Testecleese: if it's a war zone, like Sudan, he doesn't want to go.
• 9:37
  Testecleese: Or, if it's a friendly nation to El Salvador, like Costa Rica, he doesn't want to be extradited back to sit in a jail cell.
• 9:45
  Brian McFadden: No, he said he'd prefer to go to Costa Rica because it's much closer to the conditions of his native El Salvador than Liberia, which is an entirely separate hemisphere. I'm sure that's exactly what he said.
• 9:57
  Testecleese: Oh, my gravity.
• 9:59
  Brian McFadden: So this is probably, like, the fourth or fifth country that we try to send him to, and everybody's out to persecute him.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: Well, this is at least the, what, third African country, right?
• 10:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:11
  Testecleese: They talked about Chad, and then was it Senia?
• 10:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember the name of the funky country.
• 10:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, some tiny, tiny little country weed.
• 10:19
  Brian McFadden: It's pretty good. We had to look it up.
• 10:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're pretty good about this, but this.
• 10:23
  Brian McFadden: It's hard with African nations, because they rename themselves every 5 to 10 years.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: I was just gonna say, it's a revolution and it's a new country.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: Before you even realize it.
• 10:34
  Testecleese: Like, for example, the Maldives hasn't been a country for, like, 20 years.
• 10:39
  Testecleese: But people still talk about it like it's… like it is.
• 10:44
  Testecleese: Dear God. Alright, alright, I just… this Abrego Garcia thing's blowing my mind. I… I don't know I have the right…
• 10:51
  Testecleese: isn't pushing this out there for everyone to see all the time. Like, see, this guy, it's… all this due process happened.
• 10:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: And they're finding an excuse not to go anywhere on the planet.
• 11:04
  Testecleese: I'm afraid of being persecuted. What, you're not being persecuted here?
• 11:11
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: Sure, she did.
• 11:14
  Testecleese: Dude!
• 11:15
  Testecleese: The Louvre got robbed!
• 11:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep.
• 11:20
  Testecleese: While it was open!
• 11:23
  Brian McFadden: It was like a… it was like a Ocean's Eleven heist.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I said to my wife, I was like, this is like an Oceans movie or something. It's like, they got the whole team coming in through, like, the second-story window, dressing up like the custodial team.
• 11:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: Got away on motor scooters?
• 11:42
  Testecleese: They're calling it… they're saying it's worth an estimated $102 million, the jewels they stole, but realistically, this stuff is priceless.
• 11:49
  Brian McFadden: And uninsured.
• 11:52
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, how do you ensure priceless, right?
• 11:55
  Testecleese: I… just so everyone understands, the jewels that were stolen were Napoleon's crown jewels, and the jewelry he had for his wife.
• 12:04
  Brian McFadden: Bro, so what do robbers do with those?
• 12:07
  Brian McFadden: You know, it's not like you can take them to the pawn shop and sell them.
• 12:11
  Testecleese: You're not pawn it, no, but you might find a wealthy collector who just wants to have it.
• 12:17
  Brian McFadden: Can't really do anything with them.
• 12:19
  Testecleese: No, realistically, a team like this either had a buyer lined up before they even attempted this.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: Or, wanted them for themselves, you know?
• 12:30
  Testecleese: And… shoot, depending on how terrible people are, they could just tear these…
• 12:35
  Testecleese: crowns and necklaces apart and sell the gems out of them, you know? The diamonds and the rubies and such.
• 12:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, it was nuts. I couldn't believe this happened while they were open, and while, like, people were walking in and out and doing stuff.
• 12:51
  Testecleese: shocked I haven't seen this everywhere. You know what I mean? I've had to pay attention to see more stuff about this.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: Another, illegal immigrant trucker.
• 13:05
  Testecleese: Killed some people in a car crash.
• 13:07
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 13:09
  Testecleese: This time, he was all jacked up on something, apparently.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: Didn't say what, but it…
• 13:14
  Testecleese: Right? I read once DWI, and then I read DUI, and then I also said, under the Influence of Drugs, so I was like, oh, well, alright, what is it, whatever that means.
• 13:26
  Testecleese: From what I'm seeing, this guy got his license in California, too.
• 13:32
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: Well, at what point can the federal government come in and arrest a governor or something?
• 13:39
  Testecleese: For intentionally… doing things counter to the American laws.
• 13:49
  Brian McFadden: He's still there.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: Alright, the pic, that's what you just sent me.
• 13:54
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 13:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, I see.
• 13:57
  Brian McFadden: Former governor of Virginia is speaking right now for the last Republican governor we had, Bob O'Donnell.
• 14:04
  Brian McFadden: Who was brought up on federal charges?
• 14:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sounds familiar. Didn't he get pardoned or something, or is he…
• 14:11
  Brian McFadden: It got thrown out, yeah, because, you know, the Supreme Court got involved and said that they couldn't do anything with those charges.
• 14:19
  Testecleese: Alright, alright.
• 14:21
  Testecleese: But… Back on this aisle.
• 14:25
  Testecleese: If the governor's intentionally setting laws in his state, They're contrary to federal law.
• 14:33
  Testecleese: It might even cause…
• 14:35
  Testecleese: gunfights, let's say, or combat between federal agents and citizens, or, dear God, federal agents and local police.
• 14:44
  Brian McFadden: Though we have in here where Nancy Pelosi said that they should start arresting federal agents in California and charging them?
• 14:54
  Testecleese: I'm not sure, but there's a bunch of stuff similar to that under Silver Stripe.
• 14:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay, cause she did bring that up, and I'm like…
• 15:02
  Brian McFadden: Holy shit, that would be a huge problem if the states tried to try to do that. They would not be like what Trump would bring down on them.
• 15:10
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is I think these assholes are fucking LARPing, dude. They don't realize what's really happening, and they think that they're being the hero in a fucking video game. Did you see these wag jobs in California that attacked the fucking Coast Guard base?
• 15:25
  Brian McFadden: No, I miss it.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: Dude friggin' gets a U-Haul truck, puts it in front of the gate, right?
• 15:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, oh, I did, I did see that, where they, they, they took it out where they are, they shot at it. They, they, they opened fire on the damn thing.
• 15:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, and they had rifles, I mean…
• 15:45
  Testecleese: Let's be real, Rifle Round, assuming the U-Haul truck was empty, is gonna go right through that back door, through the front shell in the back, into the cab, through the driver, into the driver.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: Let's be real, that.
• 15:56
  Brian McFadden: That's what should happen.
• 15:58
  Testecleese: That's… And the film, did you see the other camera angles?
• 16:02
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 16:03
  Testecleese: They were dumbass kids standing in what you would call downrange of the gunmen. Like, you know, the truck was between them, and they watched this happen, and all of them just stood there and recorded when the gunshots happened. Then here's one guy yelling, I'm hit, I'm hit, I'm hit.
• 16:17
  Brian McFadden: What do you expect to happen?
• 16:19
  Testecleese: He's got a bullet on his chest, he's okay.
• 16:21
  Testecleese: Well, one of his buddies goes, are they rubber bullets? I'm like, dude, it's a fucking military base, they're not using rubber.
• 16:28
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not using rubber bullets!
• 16:30
  Testecleese: Verbal is our issue to the middle of the day.
• 16:33
  Brian McFadden: Hurry.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: Not even for training purposes, right?
• 16:37
  Brian McFadden: No?
• 16:39
  Testecleese: Oh, my God. It's just the…
• 16:41
  Testecleese: they don't understand what they're doing and what any of this actually means. They think that they're the main character in a video game, you know, and you just get a restart and get to try again.
• 16:53
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 16:54
  Testecleese: Alright. Ha! Was it you or Guapo this shit that's about the White House getting on Blue Sky?
• 17:00
  Brian McFadden: I shared it.
• 17:02
  Testecleese: You know anything about it?
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: He… he trolled them to death when he got on there, and they were… they were losing their shit.
• 17:12
  Testecleese: Well, I thought it was hilarious is because apparently, at, like, the same time, as if they did it intentionally at the same time.
• 17:19
  Testecleese: White House, deep, DOJ… DHS…
• 17:27
  Testecleese: Ice, FBI, all got a Blue Sky account at the same exact time.
• 17:33
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure it was planned that way.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 17:36
  Brian McFadden: Because when Musk bought EX, they all moved the new Blue Sky to have their own little safe zone.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they left Facebook and… Twitter for that.
• 17:53
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I don't have a Blue Sky account, but I've heard some of the things that people say on there is utterly fucking ridiculous.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, you would get kicked off anywhere else for doing it.
• 18:03
  Testecleese: JD Vance's account apparently got blocked as soon as it opened up.
• 18:09
  Testecleese: Because they thought it was fake. He had to verify… like, he had to get on the phone with, like, Zuckerberg himself, be like, hey, what the fuck?
• 18:19
  Brian McFadden: Zuckerberg owns Blue Sky?
• 18:21
  Testecleese: It's meta, isn't it?
• 18:23
  Brian McFadden: I didn't think it was.
• 18:24
  Testecleese: I thought it was, like, threads and all that other crap. Maybe not. Blue Sky… oh, that might be the guy who did Virgin Mobile?
• 18:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: Baby, you're right.
• 18:35
  Testecleese: Okay, he got on the phone with a different billionaire.
• 18:40
  Brian McFadden: It's owned by… Jay Gerber has the largest shareholder.
• 18:48
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 18:49
  Brian McFadden: Whoever the hell that is…
• 18:51
  Testecleese: This.
• 18:54
  Testecleese: not a ton of billionaires, but most of them do live here in the States.
• 18:59
  Testecleese: So, I mean… Actually, we'll get into a billionaire in a little bit.
• 19:06
  Testecleese: But first… Oh my god.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: I didn't know where to put this… maybe I should have put it somewhere else, but, the Civil War monument of Stonewall Jackson in Charlotte that was torn down.
• 19:22
  Testecleese: Did you see what they did with it?
• 19:23
  Brian McFadden: They fucked it all up.
• 19:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, they…
• 19:26
  Brian McFadden: They beheaded it, they beheaded him.
• 19:29
  Testecleese: They ripped the whole thing apart. They told us they were gonna put this shit in museums and preserve history, and they went and immediately destroyed it.
• 19:36
  Brian McFadden: Some of them got melted down.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: And, which makes me laugh, because it's like… You're destroying our history.
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: Kinda like the White House?
• 19:48
  Testecleese: with the East Wing, and I'm like, what the.
• 19:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Testecleese: Throw down all the statues, destroying our history.
• 19:53
  Brian McFadden: We got no room to talk about the East Wing.
• 19:56
  Testecleese: Oh, and especially considering those statues have been standing there longer than the East Wing.
• 20:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Oops, ouch.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: as I've brought… I brought this up to you in a private message before.
• 20:08
  Testecleese: Pelosi and Sanders are both older than the East Wing.
• 20:12
  Brian McFadden: That's hilarious.
• 20:14
  Testecleese: So, I mean, it can't be that… Angel, right?
• 20:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 20:18
  Testecleese: But we'll definitely get into the renovations
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Alright, what's going on? This is me first, isn't it?
• 20:26
  Testecleese: Oh! One of the big, children's hospitals around here. The guys who cleaned the windows dressed up like superheroes for the kids.
• 20:35
  Testecleese: I thought that was pretty cool, having Spider-Man climbing the window outside as a little kid, you know what I mean?
• 20:39
  Brian McFadden: That's cool, oh yeah, that'd be cool.
• 20:41
  Testecleese: You know, Superman flying by as he cleans the window on the outside.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: And this… surprised me a bit. Residents of West Virginia carried the least amount of debt
• 20:53
  Testecleese: in the country.
• 20:55
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 20:56
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 20:58
  Testecleese: Next time you hear someone make fun of them, country bumpkin hillbillies who got 3 teeth and, you know, dirt floors, remind them that technically better… technically speaking, they're more financially sound than everyone else.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: Or at least statistically speaking.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: Because they may not have much, but they don't owe anyone either.
• 21:18
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: Well, it's an easy thing to overlook, forget about. It's like, oh, I got this
• 21:24
  Testecleese: $5 million mansions, like, yeah, but you owe $480 million, you know what I mean?
• 21:30
  Testecleese: Or, yeah.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: Alright. What's going on in Virginia?
• 21:34
  Brian McFadden: Well, the Dems in Virginia don't want to be left out from all the other states that are trying to redistrict, and
• 21:41
  Brian McFadden: get more House seats for their controlling party that they are. In this state, it'd be the Democrats.
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: The problem here in Virginia is that,
• 21:52
  Brian McFadden: We approved a bipartisan redistricting committee to take care of all this for us.
• 21:59
  Testecleese: So it's already… there's already a pro… process that they would have to get, what, new legislation to change or something?
• 22:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the state law requires… Let's see here… Yeah…
• 22:17
  Brian McFadden: A new general… yeah, it's a shitshow.
• 22:22
  Brian McFadden: And how many more Democrat seats can they really get out of Virginia?
• 22:28
  Testecleese: Maybe one, but here's the thing is, don't bother doing any of that, even wasting your time figuring it out until the Supreme Court comes down with their decision about what the rules are about setting districts, too, right?
• 22:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Testecleese: Because we're still waiting for that to finish up, aren't we?
• 22:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, it's coming down. It's just a matter of time.
• 22:50
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 22:52
  Brian McFadden: And that may get rid of all the gerrymandering after that, if the Supreme Court goes in the direction… and a lot of people don't understand what gerrymandering is, either.
• 23:01
  Testecleese: No, they genuinely aren't.
• 23:02
  Brian McFadden: Any problem.
• 23:04
  Brian McFadden: It was an offshoot of the Civil Rights Movement to, like, you know, help balance out the scales of the people that got, you know, screwed over before Civil Rights, so…
• 23:15
  Testecleese: Well, they had race-based districts, so they could be funny shapes to allow, like, oh, we're gonna make sure we get a Black vote.
• 23:22
  Testecleese: But the problem is that goes directly against everyone is equal. Everyone is created equal, instead saying, this group gets a special vote.
• 23:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:31
  Testecleese: You know? And, to think about this, in order to have race-based districting, you have to have segregation.
• 23:38
  Testecleese: Right?
• 23:41
  Testecleese: Unless you're gonna draw individual dots on people's houses.
• 23:46
  Testecleese: Alright. Tell me about how Obama's gonna go endorse the Jew in, Virginia.
• 23:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, didn't he come out in the last presidential election and say.
• 23:57
  Brian McFadden: If you vote for a white person, you ain't black?
• 24:03
  Testecleese: that, Biden said, if you don't know if you're gonna vote for me or Trump.
• 24:07
  Brian McFadden: No, Obama came out towards the end and said, you gotta vote for Kamala over Trump if you're black or else, you know?
• 24:15
  Testecleese: I remember him saying something like that, or how people were selling out their heritage. It's like, how do you just make a decision that's best for you and your family, selling out your.
• 24:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, you know, all the polls saying Spanberger's gonna win this by a landslide.
• 24:28
  Testecleese: Over the black woman.
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Over the black woman, but the funny thing is, is…
• 24:33
  Brian McFadden: The polls must be a whole lot closer in real life if Obama's coming to town.
• 24:38
  Testecleese: I don't know what you've been seeing, I've been seeing tons of stuff coming out, how early voting the Republicans have showed up heavy.
• 24:46
  Brian McFadden: I know… I know Ray and I both already early voted, because we talked about it last night at the hockey game. We both went, and my wife went and early voted. I actually love doing the in-person early voting now, you know, so…
• 25:00
  Testecleese: I wouldn't even know how to do that, honestly, but…
• 25:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, they… your… every state sets it up differently, but we just go to the…
• 25:08
  Testecleese: I know I'm not, I can't.
• 25:10
  Brian McFadden: the elector's office, you know, while they're open during the day, or sometimes they're even open on the weekends for a few times, and just go in there, show your ID, and vote. Just like… and it's just like going to the polls on election day. The same machines there and everything, you get the same ballot.
• 25:25
  Testecleese: Okay, well, maybe that's the problem, because everywhere I've lived, the voting has been in, like, a high school, or a doctor's office.
• 25:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is at the, like, the elector's registrar's office during the week.
• 25:37
  Brian McFadden: You're not going to the actual same polling place, you're… everybody goes to the one central location for early voting.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: I wouldn't know where that is either, honestly, because every time I've ever registered to vote, it's always been at, the, DMV.
• 25:52
  Brian McFadden: I've never registered the DMV, I refuse.
• 25:55
  Brian McFadden: I registered through the Registrar's office, not the DMV.
• 25:59
  Testecleese: when I move to a state, I get… I change my license and register while I'm there. It's real easy, you know?
• 26:06
  Testecleese: You've been in Virginia a long time, though, haven't you?
• 26:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 26:11
  Testecleese: So yeah, I don't know, it looks like Windsome Sears might have a decent shot, especially considering…
• 26:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, it looks like, the Attorney General's gonna get, re-elected.
• 26:21
  Brian McFadden: sense of all the stuff that… now, there's… I don't think it's in here either, but, John Jones, the Democrat candidate running for Attorney General.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: It is.
• 26:31
  Brian McFadden: He's got a special counsel that's been appointed to look into his case now.
• 26:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's what gets me, is they're all upset.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: about his reckless driving case, like, oh, that should disqualify him. I'm like, not saying shoot the other guy in the head instead of Hitler and Pol Pot, not murder children, that didn't bother you.
• 26:52
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: But reckless driving is what should get us.
• 26:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 26:58
  Testecleese: This is, again, this is the Democrats for you. Nobody gave a shit about, was it Cuomo that killed all those people?
• 27:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the nursing homes. He's gonna be the mayor of New York City.
• 27:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, he'd only cared when he grabbed someone's ass.
• 27:16
  Testecleese: I gotta say, though, I loved his excuse for why he was touching all these women. He's like, I'm Italian, it's what we do! I'm like, oh…
• 27:22
  Testecleese: Way to feed into a stereotype, and admit you were wrong at the same time.
• 27:31
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 27:32
  Testecleese: But,
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Jeez, what state was this? I can't remember what state. There was a census report that came out that was all fucked up.
• 27:44
  Testecleese: Washington Times, put this out. Where is this? I don't even see… oh, see? Why do they bury the headline?
• 27:51
  Brian McFadden: They always do.
• 27:52
  Testecleese: Oh, wait a minute, maybe it's multiple states.
• 27:55
  Testecleese: The Census Bureau acknowledged that 6 states were undercounted in 2020 and 8 were overcounted, which.
• 28:01
  Brian McFadden: I've read too many articles, I can't get into it anymore.
• 28:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, right. The Heritage Foundation evaluated the impact of these errors and found the biggest winners in order were New York, Minnesota, Ohio, Massachusetts, Hawaii, Utah, Delaware, and Rhode Island.
• 28:16
  Brian McFadden: Hmm, those states all have a lot in common.
• 28:20
  Testecleese: Biggest losers on this mistake.
• 28:23
  Testecleese: Florida, Texas, Tennessee, Illinois, Arkansas, and Mississippi.
• 28:27
  Brian McFadden: Are you sensing a pattern here?
• 28:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, it kind of looks like they intentionally overcounted Dem states and undercounted Republican states.
• 28:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 28:37
  Testecleese: And it was… what was it, Adam?
• 28:42
  Testecleese: 6-seat… 6-seat swing.
• 28:46
  Testecleese: Because of this.
• 28:48
  Brian McFadden: But that adds up.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: It does, and this is why I keep telling the Democrats, I…
• 28:53
  Testecleese: Virginia won't listen to me. They gotta drop this gerrymandering shit, because if they kick this conflict off, the Democrats are gonna lose horrifically. You know this, right?
• 29:02
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: Everything… they've already gerrymandered everything they can through the nose. Yeah. That they're not gonna get an extra seat.
• 29:08
  Brian McFadden: That's why I'm saying, like, California, I mean…
• 29:12
  Brian McFadden: they're not gonna get a whole lot more seats out of California, you know?
• 29:16
  Testecleese: Technically, there are seats to take, but, like, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island.
• 29:21
  Brian McFadden: They don't have any Republican representatives.
• 29:23
  Testecleese: All of New England doesn't have a single Republican representative.
• 29:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: You guys gonna go ahead and switch up your districts to get more Democrat seats? No. All that might happen is you accidentally put a Republican in office.
• 29:38
  Testecleese: And that's what I'm saying, is that these guys gotta stop doing this, because it's only gonna blow back on them. They don't have as many seats to pick up as they think they do.
• 29:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:47
  Testecleese: I mean, how many did Texas… Texas went through, or is it still happening?
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: It got signed into law, I think it was 4 or 5 seats.
• 29:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, there you go, extra seats for the…
• 29:57
  Testecleese: Republicans, I think the Democrats lost a seat or two, didn't they? Two, didn't they?
• 30:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they had to.
• 30:02
  Testecleese: Well, not necessarily. If the population went up, you'd get more congressional representation.
• 30:09
  Testecleese: yeah, and now right now, North Carolina…
• 30:13
  Testecleese: Is threatening to do the same thing.
• 30:17
  Testecleese: And it's hilarious, they said the latest salvo.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: All we're seeing is Democrats threatening to do this and then doing it. After Texas said, hey, we had an extra, like, 7 million people move into our state.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: We need to represent them.
• 30:30
  Testecleese: Personally, I think they could have waited for the, next census.
• 30:35
  Testecleese: But there is no law saying they can't do that.
• 30:37
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 30:38
  Brian McFadden: No, dude, that was, A, misconception by, everybody.
• 30:46
  Testecleese: a lot of people.
• 30:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they just assumed that CNN knew what they were talking about, right?
• 30:51
  Brian McFadden: Right, of course, because CNNs, that's fair and balanced. That's where people went to go to get their news.
• 30:57
  Brian McFadden: Back in the day, they were the only 24-hour news network.
• 31:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I… Yeah. When did our C-SPAN show up?
• 31:07
  Brian McFadden: probably before CNN.
• 31:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 31:09
  Brian McFadden: That's a little different.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: though.
• 31:11
  Brian McFadden: C-SPAN covers the government, not, like, news. Yes.
• 31:14
  Testecleese: It's the actual, like, Congress speaking, like, this is the most boring shit I've ever seen in my life.
• 31:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Testecleese: Alright, on to the renovations we were talking about.
• 31:24
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 31:27
  Testecleese: Hillary Clinton talks so much shit.
• 31:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that was hilarious. And you immediately, when I shared the article, was like, isn't she the one that stole everything that wasn't nailed down in the White House? It was my house, and everything in it was mine!
• 31:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not his house, it's our house. I'm like, you stole the flatware and the silverware.
• 31:49
  Brian McFadden: Try to come back and say, oh, they were personal gifts from people for the White House while we were there. Yeah, raise the bullshit flag now, please.
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Then where was the flatware that was there before your gift showed up, then?
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: We got rid of it.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: They still owe tens of thousands of dollars they refuse to pay back.
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: They're never gonna pay us.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: I just stole it from the people! And… Oh, and she's talking about…
• 32:14
  Testecleese: They're saying that we're, you know, demolishing
• 32:18
  Testecleese: History. Oh, never mind. Yeah. Demolishing history with all this shit, you know? And it's like, first of all, we have two people in the legislation right now that are older than this part of the White House.
• 32:29
  Brian McFadden: Truman…
• 32:31
  Testecleese: made changes to the White House, which was, believe it or not, the ones that, Pelosi and Sanders were alive for. Truman.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 32:43
  Testecleese: obama put in a basketball court.
• 32:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 32:48
  Testecleese: FDR put in, I can't remember what, I mean… This is…
• 32:54
  Brian McFadden: John Kennedy put in a swimming pool.
• 32:57
  Testecleese: Oh, I think what FDR put in is what had the pool, but maybe, maybe he put in…
• 33:03
  Testecleese: The east wind…
• 33:04
  Brian McFadden: JFK, there's rumors going around that he would have…
• 33:08
  Brian McFadden: Whenever Jackie was out of the White House, he'd have special people show up to go swimming with him in the pool, naked.
• 33:15
  Testecleese: One of them unroasted, one of them naked.
• 33:17
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 33:19
  Brian McFadden: But, everybody's freaking about this White House deal, you know. Apparently, you know, there's a good chance that the secret plans of the Presidential Emergency Operations Center has been leaked now, because that was under the East Wing that's now been demolished.
• 33:37
  Testecleese: I'm sure they have ways of keeping this stuff harsh, before they decide to tear this down.
• 33:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's not gonna be the same, because I guarantee, if Trump's going through all this, that's getting an upgrade, too.
• 33:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, it might be even getting relocated just because…
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, the article I saw said there was, like, multi… multiple vaults they had to go through to get in it. It was basically designed to, survive a direct nuclear attack.
• 34:05
  Testecleese: Exactly, withstand a nuclear strike and continue operating as President of the United States.
• 34:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: But I got a good laugh at everyone flipping out how I can't… my food stamps are shutting off, and they're building in a grand mallroom, where'd this money come from? I'm like, that's…
• 34:20
  Brian McFadden: Private people who are putting money into it. And they're just doing it so they can say they did it, you know? They don't even care.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, you know, you do realize this isn't tax dollars paying for this.
• 34:33
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 34:35
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 34:36
  Brian McFadden: And then I was listening to a podcast, everybody's freaking out about how the Historical Commission hasn't gotten involved yet, and the guy in charge of it, who's a Trump guy now, said, we don't get involved until after the demolition.
• 34:51
  Brian McFadden: When it's too late to do shit about it. And we can't do anything right now on it, because the government's shut down. Nobody's at work. Nobody's here to look at the blueprints of this thing.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: That's something Trump has brought up. He's like, well, the government's shut down, now I can go ahead and fire all of these people, I can collapse all of this shit down, there's no one to stop me. I'm like, alright.
• 35:11
  Testecleese: Exactly, there's no… Hey, guys…
• 35:13
  Brian McFadden: Judges.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, but hey, Democrats, you're all upset about the government being shut down, but
• 35:19
  Testecleese: We would have to have someone come in and inspect this shit before it was built, if the government wasn't shut down.
• 35:25
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: So, maybe you shouldn't keep it shut down.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: Did you see? Okay.
• 35:34
  Testecleese: The FBI released a new video, you see this shit, about the J6 bomber?
• 35:39
  Brian McFadden: I missed it.
• 35:41
  Testecleese: Man, it's minutes long. I don't know if you want to play it or not, that's your call. I think it's definitely a woman. The FBI suggests probably a woman.
• 35:51
  Testecleese: They're offering a half million dollars for information that leads to this person's arrest, the one who planted the two bombs, and you can see them do it. And this was, like, before 8pm.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: Like, it wasn't even the middle of the night.
• 36:04
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well, let's display a little bit of it.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 36:08
  Brian McFadden: It was, definitely… this was definitely to distract Capitol Police from… Stuff going on, so…
• 36:17
  Testecleese: Make sure you share, if you're gonna do that.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: Hey, why not? Why not? Is this… well, how do we know this isn't a foreign agent trying to stir issues in the country in election time?
• 36:31
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 36:32
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, Brian's showing off his emails or something.
• 36:39
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Setting down their backpack, which is believed to contain one of the bombs at this time.
• 36:45
  Testecleese: Guys got good with their videos.
• 36:47
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The suspect appears to put on a pair of glasses and scan the area, standing on tiptoes.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: I doubt that.
• 36:57
  Brian McFadden: Keep watching.
• 36:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, what is that garbage?
• 37:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh. Oh my god, you had to click on that tonight?
• 37:03
  Testecleese: Alright, well, fuck that then, right?
• 37:05
  Brian McFadden: That was… that was fun. Okay.
• 37:08
  Testecleese: But they show a map of, like, the whole area they walk… this person walked around both buildings and an entirety first, like.
• 37:14
  Testecleese: Check for other people.
• 37:18
  Testecleese: He's hoping we find whoever was planting functional.
• 37:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, wait, I just had to… I just had to click off the ads. I'm back.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: Alright, I agree.
• 37:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, they line up.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: Let me show you a little path they walked, like, holy shit.
• 37:34
  Testecleese: But when they bend down is what made me think it was a woman, because they bent at the hips, and almost none in the knees.
• 37:42
  Brian McFadden: I thought I was gonna be on the way to work.
• 37:46
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 37:47
  Testecleese: Oh, boy. Now you're signing up for Marketplace News. Oh, there's the bomber!
• 37:51
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And a new commercial! How many commercials do I have to get to to watch this damn ad?
• 38:00
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: This was one that they put out there in the news article. You're supposed to be able to, like, see what's happening, right?
• 38:05
  Brian McFadden: I never get to see what's happening, because…
• 38:07
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: There's too many ads!
• 38:09
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I can't even fast-forward to this damn ass!
• 38:14
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah, you can't even skip it.
• 38:15
  Brian McFadden: Whoa!
• 38:18
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Kalshi. Trade on anything.
• 38:20
  Brian McFadden: Alright, I'm gonna go get Kelsey now.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: This is what, it's a new Robin Hood?
• 38:23
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: on Saturday.
• 38:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Brian McFadden: What the…
• 38:26
  Testecleese: That's all we get?
• 38:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, barely, I'm done with this thing, I'm out.
• 38:30
  Brian McFadden: I gotta go sign up for my… I gotta go sign up for my Kalshi account now.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: This is a FBI's most wanted list, and we can't even see the video.
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: Figure out.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: The whole point is to put this person's image out there so we can find out who this person is and arrest them. Oh my god.
• 38:48
  Testecleese: Anyway, about Jay Jones again, joy Behart!
• 38:54
  Testecleese: assumed and put out there on the view that this person… this person, the reckless driving case didn't…
• 39:02
  Testecleese: even realize the threats that were made. Assume that this was some Republican, because, you know.
• 39:07
  Testecleese: as the Democrats, I've noticed, it seems to always be a no-true Scotsman fallacy with them. Fallacy.
• 39:14
  Testecleese: Like.
• 39:15
  Brian McFadden: Don't do anything wrong.
• 39:16
  Testecleese: Well, if they did this, then they're not actually a Scotsman, so therefore, it's not a Scottish issue. You know what I mean?
• 39:24
  Testecleese: So it's like, well, I don't care if this person has voted for Democrat their entire life, voted Democrat this last time, had Democrat messages carved in their ammunition when they killed people. The fact that they did that means they're not a Democrat. It's like, that's not a good argument on the political violence map, you know?
• 39:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:43
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, shit, you got…
• 39:44
  Testecleese: White gang, black gang get into a frickin' fight in a prison.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: And you're calling that far-right white supremacist political violence. But the dude who goes, here, here's another Trump supporter, pop, pop, and killed him in the riots.
• 39:59
  Testecleese: was it Daniel Jacobson or something like that?
• 40:04
  Testecleese: That didn't count as political violence, even though he said, here's a Trump supporter, and then killed him.
• 40:10
  Testecleese: Sorry, it's… must not be a Democrat, because Democrats don't do that.
• 40:16
  Brian McFadden: Right, right.
• 40:17
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't a Democrat that shot up the congressional softball tournament, you know, 20 years ago.
• 40:24
  Testecleese: Was that… was that 20 years ago?
• 40:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't think it's quite that far ago, but it was a long time ago, and, you know…
• 40:30
  Testecleese: Was that Steve Scalise? Yes. At that time? That was when he got paralyzed?
• 40:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was a far-left nut job. What about Rand Paul's next-door neighbor who attacked him when he was cutting his grass?
• 40:42
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 40:46
  Testecleese: I saw this, you saw this, it was in the news for, like, a day, disappeared, what's going on?
• 40:52
  Testecleese: With the hunting stand.
• 40:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well…
• 40:56
  Brian McFadden: Down at Mar-a-Lago, at the airport down there, Secret Service discovered a hunting stand it put up that was in a sight line of, where Air Force One sits.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Well, here's the crazy thing, is you know that that runway was under construction for several months?
• 41:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Well, it was landing somewhere else for a while. That would give someone time to go build a tree stand.
• 41:24
  Testecleese: because there's less security coming out here and looking for it, you know, it might make it easier to slip in when they start landing in the same place again. But people… I hear people like, oh, it's for deer hunting. I'm like, next to the fucking airport!
• 41:37
  Brian McFadden: How many deer hunting is happening in Miami-Dade County? Are there even deer there?
• 41:45
  Testecleese: How many deer do you see next to a fucking… where a 747 lands?
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: So, speaking of deer, I had to drive the bread truck on the Fort Uses today, and I had this big ol' buck chart across me as I was driving through… down the main drag at Fort Uses, you know?
• 42:04
  Brian McFadden: This is one of the military bases in the area that does allow deer hunting, and now I know why. Because there's actual deer with horns on that base.
• 42:14
  Brian McFadden: It was probably… it probably was, like, a 6-8 point buck.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 42:21
  Testecleese: Rightfully, I'll drive next month.
• 42:23
  Brian McFadden: So, I mean, if I would have hit it, it wouldn't have done me too much damage, it would have ruined my day, but, you know, the bread wouldn't have got delivered quite as fast, but.
• 42:32
  Testecleese: No.
• 42:33
  Testecleese: Rifle season opens up here next month.
• 42:36
  Brian McFadden: You're all ready for that.
• 42:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, all but having a rifle.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: I got a deer hunting rifle, but my buddy will let me borrow his until I can get my own.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: I've already got the one I wanted picked out, but…
• 42:47
  Testecleese: I don't want to just reach in my pocket and pull out 600 bucks plus ammo, you know?
• 42:52
  Brian McFadden: I thought you were gonna sell some gold.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: I was going to, I sat on it.
• 42:58
  Testecleese: I'm… I was anticipating the shutdown lasting until after Thanksgiving.
• 43:03
  Testecleese: Because the Democrats want people to hurt on food.
• 43:06
  Brian McFadden: There's a good chance it's happening.
• 43:10
  Testecleese: I was thinking it would keep shooting up, and I checked gold and silver a couple days ago, and silver was down to, like.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: 47 bucks from 55, and I was like, aww…
• 43:21
  Testecleese: But, I gotta… if it… if this holds out, Silva's gonna shoot back up again.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: Especially considering that.
• 43:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we'll get to the shutdown here in a minute.
• 43:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: Oh, dear God!
• 43:38
  Testecleese: What's up with these crazy asshole protesters that don't know.
• 43:41
  Brian McFadden: When the fuck to shut their mouths, dude?
• 43:45
  Testecleese: Like, this…
• 43:45
  Brian McFadden: They're getting all their information from TikTok!
• 43:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you're a teacher, right? And you guys are like, oh, just remember, ICE agents aren't the only ones with guns.
• 43:56
  Brian McFadden: I guarantee she's still got her job in Los Angeles.
• 43:59
  Testecleese: maybe a lot of teachers lost their jobs over this no-king protest thing.
• 44:04
  Testecleese: But shit! I don't know, did you see the video? There's a video in this next article, I don't know if you saw it.
• 44:09
  Testecleese: This accountant guy was driving through a…
• 44:13
  Testecleese: rural North Carolina or something, up in Appalachia area?
• 44:18
  Testecleese: 55 miles an hour down this guy's road, slams the brakes, hits it in reverse.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: tries to tear down this guy's MAGA sign, right?
• 44:29
  Testecleese: homeowner sees it on his RingCam and is like, what the fuck? Is this really happening?
• 44:34
  Testecleese: Walks out with his rifle, Dude fired off two fucking warning shots, which…
• 44:41
  Brian McFadden: Daily Mail, I can't find the video on here. I got… I had 5 pop-up ads show up in 4 different parts of my screen.
• 44:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. On my… it's completely different on my phone than it is on, this.
• 44:51
  Testecleese: But tears down this guy's MAGA sign, guy comes out with his rifle, fires off two warning shots, and first thing I'm thinking is, like, don't fire off warning shots.
• 45:00
  Testecleese: Don't ever do that.
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: It's illegal.
• 45:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, for more than one reason. One, that bullet's going back down. Okay, maybe he is somewhere like where I am, and I could fire around in the air, and it's not gonna hit anything, or anybody.
• 45:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I think I found it.
• 45:13
  Testecleese: You're still being aggressive with your firearm by firing it.
• 45:17
  Testecleese: Anyway, guy runs back to his car, and instead of, like, taking off, like, oh, shit!
• 45:23
  Testecleese: Dude points his friggin' handgun through the sunroof and blindly fires at the guy, unloaded his magazine, and missed him by, like, a foot and a half with one of the rounds. They hit a refrigerator right next to him. Round went through the wall into his daughter's room. See that shit?
• 45:46
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: They're trying to tear down his sign.
• 45:50
  Testecleese: Oh, is tearing down the sign, there we go, my mistake.
• 45:54
  Brian McFadden: Down.
• 45:55
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, fuck this!
• 45:56
  Testecleese: Dude, you're driving through someone else's area, and you're.
• 45:59
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: and that.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: Driving while shooting out the sunroof, dude.
• 46:06
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: That's fucking bullshit.
• 46:10
  Brian McFadden: Is he a gang? Is he a gang member?
• 46:12
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Eden!
• 46:13
  Testecleese: Counting!
• 46:16
  Brian McFadden: He's a new gentleman.
• 46:17
  Testecleese: He was from a different state, too. He was, like, traveling through on his way on vacation or something.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: freaking crazy. And his plate and everything's on there, this guy's probably fucked.
• 46:31
  Testecleese: Like, that's probably… he's probably gonna go to prison for a very long time for this. And let's not forget to mention…
• 46:39
  Testecleese: I think he was coming from…
• 46:41
  Testecleese: further south, I can't remember exactly where, and I don't feel like digging through these difficult articles that bury the news.
• 46:47
  Brian McFadden: What state was this in?
• 46:49
  Testecleese: This happened in, I think, North Carolina. This guy came from, I think, further south, and was…
• 46:54
  Brian McFadden: up and across state.
• 46:56
  Testecleese: brought his weapon across state lines, which he may have been allowed to, may not have been allowed to, I don't know.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, it's illegal in all 50 states to fire from a moving vehicle.
• 47:08
  Brian McFadden: Nuh.
• 47:10
  Testecleese: Let alone into a residence, you know?
• 47:14
  Testecleese: And this is what these people think is okay. And don't get me wrong, that guy should not have been firing warning shots.
• 47:21
  Testecleese: But let's be real, this guy had a handgun shooting through the sunroof. All that homeowner had to do was actually take aim with his rifle, and this would have been over, right?
• 47:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 47:34
  Testecleese: just, it blew my mind seeing this happened, and it just went nowhere. Nobody heard about it, nobody saw it, nobody's talking about it.
• 47:41
  Brian McFadden: I didn't until you put it in the group, you know, and shared it, so yeah, I mean…
• 47:46
  Brian McFadden: It's amazing how the media can, cover up shit when they feel like it.
• 47:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, you better believe it was a…
• 47:56
  Testecleese: a white guy and a black guy, and, you know what I mean? Or even if it was a Democrat's house.
• 48:03
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta fit the narrative.
• 48:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, then it'd be all over the news, it'd be all we see about these evil, hateful people.
• 48:10
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 48:11
  Testecleese: That.
• 48:12
  Testecleese: Here we go, here's another one.
• 48:17
  Testecleese: Did you see the teaching aid in Illinois you got out?
• 48:20
  Brian McFadden: I did see this one, yep, yep.
• 48:22
  Testecleese: Flip the table, the TPU thing?
• 48:25
  Brian McFadden: Bye-bye, teaching aid! You have no job anymore.
• 48:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, he got can, well, the…
• 48:31
  Testecleese: Did you see him actually doing what he said? He said something like comparing himself to Jesus.
• 48:36
  Testecleese: Before he flipped the tables over, I'm like, dude, you are not Jesus, and you are not in the temple of God.
• 48:42
  Testecleese: You know?
• 48:43
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: He is not selling his wares instead of worshiping, okay?
• 48:50
  Testecleese: That just lets you know, these people have no idea what they're talking about. They keep trying to invoke Christ to get at your Christians and your conservatives.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: They have no idea what any of this stuff says or means. They'll take individual quotes.
• 49:04
  Testecleese: You know? And just ignore the entire broader message, like, love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor! Yeah, I can love you and still think you're a fucking asshole, or watch you go to prison for being a criminal. I'm not gonna knock turn you in for rape and murder because I know, because I love my neighbor, you know?
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: Okay, so how many deans does a school have these days?
• 49:29
  Brian McFadden: Every college… I mean, they're gonna have multiple if they've got multiple schools under the university.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: So, okay, so… I always would have won.
• 49:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like, if you got, you know.
• 49:40
  Brian McFadden: The… the art department, the psychology department, each one of those departments will have their own deans.
• 49:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, the law school, the med school.
• 49:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 49:50
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 49:51
  Testecleese: Well, one of these deans at Harvard
• 49:54
  Testecleese: Said he hates the police, and he hopes Trump dies.
• 49:59
  Testecleese: And that cops are racist and evil.
• 50:02
  Brian McFadden: And he's in Harvard, so I bet he gets to keep his job.
• 50:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, he's probably gonna get a raise, and what's even crazier is, I bet you… within a month.
• 50:11
  Testecleese: Something crazy happens to him out in town, in the Boston area.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: And he's begging the boys' help.
• 50:17
  Testecleese: I mean, what, they just… they just had street races to the point they lit police cars on fire right in front of Fenway Park, didn't they?
• 50:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: And I don't know if people realize.
• 50:29
  Testecleese: Boston's way smaller a city than anybody realizes.
• 50:33
  Brian McFadden: If they listen to this show, they know, because you brought it up many times.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: Maybe she got it. Well, everyone, for whatever reason, pictures, like, New York City as, you know, Boston. I'm like, no, it's tiny little… like, Harvard itself isn't in Boston, it's outside of Boston, in Cambridge.
• 50:49
  Testecleese: But if Boston was as big as New York, then I would have lived in Boston.
• 50:53
  Testecleese: And I was a good 20-minute drive south of the city, you know?
• 50:59
  Testecleese: Well, I'm not. Anyway, anyway.
• 51:02
  Testecleese: De Niro's running his mouth again.
• 51:05
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 51:08
  Brian McFadden: I liked him as an actor back in the day, but now that he's back.
• 51:11
  Testecleese: day.
• 51:12
  Brian McFadden: TDS, but he's got TDS now, and I don't care anymore.
• 51:16
  Testecleese: Back in the day is the key there, dude. When was the last good movie you could think of.
• 51:20
  Brian McFadden: The fuckers!
• 51:23
  Testecleese: You really put the Fockers as one of the De Niro's greatest hits that you would suggest people watch over, like, Goodfellas.
• 51:31
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's older than the Fokker, so…
• 51:33
  Testecleese: It is, that's what I'm saying, is like…
• 51:35
  Testecleese: His funny stuff wasn't nearly as good as his mobster stuff. Was it? He was the one in Taxi Driver, wasn't he?
• 51:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Testecleese: Okay, come on!
• 51:47
  Testecleese: And, Goodfellas, was that the one with, Leota thought he was being followed by the cops?
• 51:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, then De Niro ended up killing all of them, so that he didn't get whacked or something.
• 51:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, something like that.
• 52:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's a whole bunch of them good movies, but like, I don't know, Meet the Farkers, and .
• 52:08
  Testecleese: I'll…
• 52:08
  Brian McFadden: But that's a different genre, that's a comedy, you know.
• 52:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they weren't… they were good, don't get me wrong, but they were not on the caliber.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: of De Niro's abilities as an actor.
• 52:18
  Brian McFadden: Right. Well, he has no abilities now, he's…
• 52:21
  Brian McFadden: He's got TDS, and Trump is in his brain 24 hours a day.
• 52:26
  Brian McFadden: 380 days a year. Right, free.
• 52:29
  Testecleese: Well, and he went and ripped, like, all of rural America. He called all the flyover states a bunch of, retards and inbreds.
• 52:38
  Brian McFadden: Does he forget that people in those states go to the movies too?
• 52:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And they, they, they, they spend money on shit?
• 52:48
  Testecleese: They make your food!
• 52:51
  Testecleese: Never fuck with the people that make your food, right?
• 52:54
  Brian McFadden: They might spit in it.
• 52:57
  Testecleese: vote.
• 52:58
  Testecleese: That's why I love watching someone at a restaurant send the food back, like, a third time.
• 53:02
  Brian McFadden: I'm
• 53:03
  Testecleese: He's like, you're eating that? You're gonna eat what's coming out next?
• 53:08
  Brian McFadden: If I've got an issue with it, I'll tell the manager, just take it off my bill, I'm never sending it back.
• 53:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, I might say, hey, can I get this cooked for an extra, like, minute and a half? Yeah, yeah, it's something triple like that, yeah.
• 53:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, not overcooked, or the sauce isn't quite right.
• 53:24
  Testecleese: And this guy is just like, fuck all of you, you're all a bunch of fucking ignorant idiots, you all deserve to die, and it's like, what the hell is the matter with you, dude? Like…
• 53:33
  Testecleese: How are you this hateful over something that has… especially a man as wealthy as he.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: Has not affected his life in the least bit.
• 53:42
  Brian McFadden: No, Trump has not affected him at all.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: At all.
• 53:46
  Brian McFadden: Not bad.
• 53:46
  Testecleese: And all the people that should be affected the most
• 53:50
  Testecleese: Are the people that he's calling a bunch of fucking idiots, because they're happy with what's happening.
• 53:57
  Testecleese: It's just… at some point, you have to take a step back and look at the entire situation, and not just…
• 54:03
  Testecleese: If you can't say why you hate Trump.
• 54:06
  Testecleese: Other than, because he's evil? Well, why is he evil? Because he is. Like, that's…
• 54:11
  Testecleese: If you can't explain why, then maybe…
• 54:14
  Testecleese: Maybe you have some… something in your head.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: That you, you know what I mean?
• 54:21
  Testecleese: You have to look past this shit.
• 54:24
  Brian McFadden: I don't agree with everything that everybody says, but I'm like…
• 54:28
  Brian McFadden: it doesn't affect me personally most of the time, so I don't… I just let it go, you know? I don't freak out and, like, have a meltdown about it.
• 54:37
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 54:38
  Brian McFadden: There's no point in that.
• 54:39
  Testecleese: I love how they're saying he's giving, oh, he's giving a trillion dollar tax cut to the wealthiest 1%. Like, that's because he cut taxes down
• 54:47
  Testecleese: for everybody. And the problem is, the guy worth $100 billion owns
• 54:52
  Testecleese: 50 different companies that own each other, and each time the money changes hands, coming from the top down to the employees, or through the company, into the next company that owns another one, to the employees, it gets taxed.
• 55:05
  Testecleese: So by reducing this tax, that means the billionaires reduce… get the reduced tax more, because they're paying more tax. But these people are so fucking stupid, they have no idea. Well, I only got an extra $5 this check. He brought an extra 20 million. Well, he's employing 20 million people, you know?
• 55:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Testecleese: If you actually did what you wanted and got rid of all these billionaires, half this country would lose their fucking jobs.
• 55:33
  Testecleese: And, and then?
• 55:34
  Testecleese: their 401Ks would explode.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Because all the CEOs and everybody who's been running this stuff effectively just, poof, were gone and didn't have control anymore.
• 55:45
  Testecleese: And this is what happened in South Africa when they tried… when they took the farms from the white folks.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: And just gave them to a bunch of randos, and the randos didn't realize you didn't just frickin' do a brain dance to get food to grow.
• 55:57
  Brian McFadden: No, you gotta know a little bit of shit.
• 56:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, these were, like, 600-year farming families.
• 56:03
  Testecleese: Why isn't food growing out of the ground? Because they were watering it on the right schedule, they planted it at the right time of year.
• 56:09
  Brian McFadden: Fertilizing.
• 56:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, they knew what they were doing.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: I think you shared this one about Jersey.
• 56:18
  Testecleese: No?
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: No, it's Daily Mail, it's gotta be you. I don't do anything with Daily Mail.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: Oh, right.
• 56:23
  Brian McFadden: I can't do the pop-up ads on Daily Mail, it's just too annoying.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: Oh, I know what you mean. When I do it on the computer, it drives me nuts. On my phone, I got one app that, like, congregates all the news.
• 56:33
  Brian McFadden: Okay, well, I mean, I got a couple of those too, but it…
• 56:38
  Brian McFadden: I would like to see these text messages, I'd like to show them to people, even though we're an audio show, but…
• 56:46
  Brian McFadden: I can't figure out where they're at, because it's Daily Mail. I got 3… I got an ad in the lower corner, I got an ad in the middle, and neither one of them's throwing me text messages after the ad.
• 56:56
  Testecleese: Alright, well.
• 56:58
  Brian McFadden: That's my rant.
• 57:00
  Testecleese: Alright, well, this text message Shane went out from a bunch of, dudes at a, school board meet, thing, right?
• 57:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 57:10
  Testecleese: more than 100, parents of children Blah blah blah, going nuts.
• 57:18
  Testecleese: But, this is just a double hero.
• 57:21
  Brian McFadden: Who are people being stupid, because they're thinking that…
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: Everybody has the same, you know, political ideology that they do, because they're so in touch with society in their community.
• 57:35
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:37
  Testecleese: But.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: But Trump almost won New Jersey, didn't he?
• 57:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it looks like he might, the Republicans are gaining more ground in there right now.
• 57:47
  Brian McFadden: Well, the person they're putting up for governor is…
• 57:50
  Brian McFadden: not a very good candidate. She's… she's, she went to Annapolis, and she's got issues with her Annapolis career, so…
• 57:59
  Brian McFadden: She was caught up in a cheating scandal, but she says she didn't cheat, she's just not a stitch.
• 58:05
  Testecleese: Wow, being relics.
• 58:08
  Testecleese: Well, the name of the SHAG group was, This Bitch Needs to Die. She was the one woman on the school board.
• 58:14
  Testecleese: And they hated her for being a Republican, to the point where they were…
• 58:19
  Testecleese: Actively plotting how to, either discredit her, get her fired, or hurt her.
• 58:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not right.
• 58:27
  Testecleese: And yeah, even the Democrat locals that Your default demigrads, your normies.
• 58:33
  Brian McFadden: Right. If you will.
• 58:35
  Testecleese: we're pissed. Like, this isn't what we do. It's like, that's kind of what your party is doing, actually.
• 58:40
  Brian McFadden: That is nowadays, but it didn't used to be that way.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, you need to take a step back and have a look at all the stuff that's going on, because you're only hearing…
• 58:48
  Testecleese: What people want you to hear, for the most part.
• 58:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 58:53
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go.
• 58:56
  Testecleese: Department of Homeland Security did an investigation and confirmed
• 59:00
  Testecleese: what we already talked about, and very few people denied, but during that hurricane in North Carolina, FEMA refused aid
• 59:09
  Testecleese: to anyone with a Trump sign in their yard.
• 59:12
  Brian McFadden: That's not how FEMA's supposed to work.
• 59:15
  Testecleese: Well, then maybe it's a good thing it's been destroyed, right? Or…
• 59:19
  Brian McFadden: Beam has been destroyed.
• 59:21
  Testecleese: Not necessarily. It's been… Dismantled to the point where it's not what it was.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 59:31
  Testecleese: But all this shit, like… That was calling everyone fucking Nazis. They're worse than Hitler.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: And then you can show them, like.
• 59:40
  Brian McFadden: Do you actually believe this guy's story?
• 59:44
  Brian McFadden: He went and got a Nazi symbol tattooed on his body when he was drunk in the Marine Corps.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: the Stodakov. It was from the Nazi death camps, where they actually worked him to death and exterminated these Jews. He claimed, he didn't know what it was when he got it done, because he was in a foreign nation with his Marines.
• 1:00:02
  Brian McFadden: Drunk.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: Yes, and a buddy of mine claims that he knew this guy in the Marines, and he was in his unit, and I asked him if he was there when he got this Nazi tattoo.
• 1:00:11
  Testecleese: But he's claiming he didn't know what it meant, but then found out later. And then wore it for 20 more years!
• 1:00:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, as soon as you find that shit out, you get it removed one way or another. Get a cover-up.
• 1:00:23
  Testecleese: And I love all the news articles out there.
• 1:00:26
  Testecleese: are like, oh, it resembles a Nazi symbol. It's like, no, no, no. This is… it's not just a skull and crossbow, and the thing has a gas mask, it's… it's completely unique.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: This is… uniquely, Nazism.
• 1:00:43
  Testecleese: And the Democrats are running him for Senate in May.
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: And no one seems to give a shit. No one cares this guy has a Nazi tattoo. You ever heard of Crystal Ball?
• 1:00:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: She said something like, I'd rather have
• 1:01:01
  Testecleese: someone with a Nazi tattoo is not a Nazi, then someone without a Nazi tattoo that is a Nazi. Like, how many people do you know
• 1:01:09
  Testecleese: that don't believe in Nazism, go and get Nazi tattoos.
• 1:01:14
  Brian McFadden: None.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: None!
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: Like, your buddy didn't go like, oh, no, I just kind of like the way a tilted swastika looked, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:22
  Testecleese: Well, the SS logo on his fucking collarbone.
• 1:01:26
  Brian McFadden: Here, I got… I got the X video of it, so let me share that.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: That's when he was at the bar or whatever.
• 1:01:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's wasted.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: Did you read some of his old, writing posts, too?
• 1:01:42
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:01:50
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: In his underpants at a bar.
• 1:01:53
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Justice Underpants.
• 1:01:59
  Brian McFadden: What position's he running for?
• 1:02:00
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Well, what we're watching…
• 1:02:02
  Testecleese: Bennett!
• 1:02:03
  Brian McFadden: SENATOR!
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: With a giant Nazi dad do on his chest, and he's proud.
• 1:02:08
  Brian McFadden: Run around in the bar naked.
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Fucking ball!
• 1:02:14
  Testecleese: Miley Cyrus, what is that, Billy Roy Cyrus' kid.
• 1:02:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: And in the end.
• 1:02:26
  Testecleese: And then, he didn't get anything done to it, covered up, removed anything, until he got called out for it while running for office.
• 1:02:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: And I see… Got it.
• 1:02:39
  Brian McFadden: So he didn't really care until…
• 1:02:42
  Brian McFadden: Shit hit the fan while he was trying to run for Senate.
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, and then you see, like, people on The View.
• 1:02:49
  Testecleese: We're saying shit like, oh, well, you know, you go.
• 1:02:52
  Brian McFadden: Not really.
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: covered up that day!
• 1:02:55
  Brian McFadden: Trump… Trump doesn't have any Nazi tattoos that I know of.
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's a Nazi.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh my god!
• 1:03:05
  Testecleese: I lied.
• 1:03:06
  Testecleese: It's just…
• 1:03:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't… like you've said more many, many times over the years on this show, people are way overusing the term Nazi, and they don't even know what it means anymore.
• 1:03:16
  Testecleese: Then an actual Nazi shows up, and they're like, oh, I don't see the problem here, he agrees with our politics. Like, don't you see the problem here?
• 1:03:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: Shit! Look what's happening in Israel! In general!
• 1:03:30
  Brian McFadden: And what the leftists have been doing, they're like, kill all the Jews! They're protesting at colleges! Kill the Jews! They're attacking Jews in colleges in the United States! Yeah. Calling, calling them Nazis!
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: It's like, I… did you… did you take history? You're in college! Did you take a history class?
• 1:03:47
  Brian McFadden: Supposed to.
• 1:03:49
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:03:52
  Testecleese: Well, another Democrat
• 1:03:55
  Testecleese: has come out and said that, not all Trump supporters are, racist, bigoted morons, and, this seems to piss off his, party.
• 1:04:04
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure it does.
• 1:04:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, Washington Democrat, Adam Smith.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: It was on MSNBC's The Beat.
• 1:04:13
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I don't watch any MSNBCs, so…
• 1:04:16
  Testecleese: Neither do I, but he said they're not all racist, bigoted morons.
• 1:04:21
  Testecleese: Here we go. Not all racism bigoted Morons is the title. Democrat rep stuns with his take on Trump. Stuns people that they're not…
• 1:04:29
  Testecleese: Racist, bigoted morons. All of them.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: And I think some of the Dems are starting to realize if we keep pushing this shit, we're gonna lose everything. Hello?
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: But they're gonna… As we've brought up on the show several times, you can't keep doing
• 1:04:48
  Testecleese: keep pushing like this, and expect anything good to happen to the Democrat Party.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: They have to drop this identity politics thing. They have to stop calling everyone the most evil thing they can think of if they don't agree with them.
• 1:05:02
  Testecleese: But… Just…
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: maybe a couple Dems are starting to figure it out. Looks like, Fetterman might be realizing it, too.
• 1:05:12
  Brian McFadden: I don't think he'll run for re-election as a Democrat.
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: You think he'll run at all?
• 1:05:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think I'm running as an independent.
• 1:05:23
  Testecleese: Think he's got a chance at winning on a third-party ticket?
• 1:05:26
  Brian McFadden: I do.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:05:28
  Brian McFadden: And especially, I think he's probably gonna win some Republican votes because of the way he… he's more of a common sense person than a party-line person.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:05:41
  Testecleese: Yes and no. He'll take some votes from what is considered the right right now.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: But that's because they were never actually right-wing. They were shunned from the left for disagreeing with
• 1:05:57
  Testecleese: One thing that the left does.
• 1:06:00
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: Have you seen the, ideology map that's come out recently?
• 1:06:04
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: It's a picture of the right and the left, and there's this big, giant, red ball of all the different ideas and arguments going on.
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: And it's like, okay, well, that is actually left and right, right there, but they're all being considered right-wing. And then you go to the left, and it's way over the left, it narrows way down to, like, almost a single point.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: of left-wing thought. They… there's… And as soon as you don't agree with…
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: At any point, you're automatically a far-right extremist Nazi.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: And it's like, alright, well, Did you find it?
• 1:06:40
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm not… I wasn't really.
• 1:06:42
  Testecleese: But you said, okay, I thought you had it, but yeah, it's like, no, dude, just because I don't think that men can have babies, doesn't mean I'm a Nazi.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: You're the one who loves The View, Brian. Tell me what The View thinks about, the shutdown.
• 1:07:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay, let me see what I got going here…
• 1:07:05
  Brian McFadden: I was trying to find the right-wing map, but…
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: aren't.
• 1:07:10
  Brian McFadden: No, it's all good.
• 1:07:12
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure there's video for this. Oh, yes, there is. Everybody's favorite person.
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: Donnie Hostin, or Whoopi?
• 1:07:20
  Brian McFadden: Joy Behar!
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: Oh, good God, of course it is.
• 1:07:23
  Brian McFadden: Let me get through my DuckDuckGo ad. Or Google, which should I use? DuckDuckGo or Google?
• 1:07:30
  Testecleese: I use them both. I'll typically use Google first, but then if I…
• 1:07:35
  Brian McFadden: I'd use DuckDuckGo first, then switch over to Google.
• 1:07:38
  Testecleese: When I know Google's not giving me a story that I know is out there, I'll check DuckDuckGo.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: But, like, I've had to type in an entire article headline and the newspaper's from to get it to show up on Google before.
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, cause it's been… It's being, hidden.
• 1:07:58
  Testecleese: But yeah, you go into DuckDuckGo, and it pops right up with a couple words from the title.
• 1:08:05
  Testecleese: Alright, let's see what Joy has to say.
• 1:08:08
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: You know, in your district, call them on the phone. Well, call your member of Congress, though, because Democrats have power in this. I don't get the just giving away your power, shutting everything down. Well, Trump is doing everything that he wants to. He's flying all over the world. You gotta own everything, Alyssa. They own everything. I mean, what has the shutdown accomplished? Including the Supreme Court. What has the shutdown accomplished? Well, they haven't taken away a lot of the stuff they're planning to yet.
• 1:08:31
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: So that's what it's accomplished. Maybe it's making it, longer, maybe it's making.
• 1:08:35
  Brian McFadden: What the fuck is her hair?
• 1:08:37
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: People are starting to get… I was wondering the same thing, she looks like a fucking goat, a ranch. I put it on those folks in Washington, because nothing you can do.
• 1:08:44
  Brian McFadden: Maybe Dodge is a sponsor of the view.
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: Wait, possibly.
• 1:08:48
  Audio shared by Brian McFadden: is getting to their pockets.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: Whoopi Goldberg on your hood.
• 1:08:53
  Brian McFadden: Alright, I think that's it.
• 1:08:57
  Testecleese: But she at least had a good point. Was it Anna Navarro, or at least said something like…
• 1:09:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:03
  Testecleese: What good is…
• 1:09:03
  Brian McFadden: She's the…
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: Democrat.
• 1:09:04
  Brian McFadden: Quote-unquote Republican, isn't she?
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: I don't… none of them…
• 1:09:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, real Republicans.
• 1:09:11
  Testecleese: All of them are further left than me.
• 1:09:13
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. And I refuse to register Republican.
• 1:09:17
  Testecleese: And that's what I'm talking about.
• 1:09:20
  Testecleese: Well, that's what I'm talking about, is…
• 1:09:22
  Brian McFadden: You don't have to register, you just gotta vote.
• 1:09:25
  Testecleese: No, but everyone who's not fucking retarded fits into this big bubble here, right?
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:09:29
  Testecleese: And then way over here, yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm returning!
• 1:09:33
  Testecleese: And if you're not one of the retards in Retarded, then you're far right. It's like, no, no, no, no, you're retarded!
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: We're talking about how we're gonna fund, the defense, because we might be going to war with Venezuela here. You're trying to figure out how many free lollipops you're gonna get when you get off the fucking pony ride, you know?
• 1:09:55
  Brian McFadden: I never got a free lollipop ride when I got a pony ride!
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: Well, that's because you're not fucking retarded!
• 1:10:06
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: Okay, whoo!
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: I don't know anything about this Bose nerdly thing. I have the most trouble reading these Bow Snerdly things.
• 1:10:16
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: And, typically I can get them open, but there's a couple you share that won't even let me open them, because they're, like, local newspapers. I'm like, I don't know.
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: But… he's talking about how the Democrats are, made Obamacare
• 1:10:32
  Testecleese: So expensive that we had to shut down the government, right?
• 1:10:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, no, I mean, he's just reiterating, this article's reiterating that the Demp snuck through these COVID subsidies.
• 1:10:44
  Brian McFadden: And…
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: The last couple years.
• 1:10:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, and if Obamacare was really affordable care, why do we need all the subsidies in the world to make it affordable?
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, we mentioned this before, how I said something about how you got fined?
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: And you said, that never went through?
• 1:11:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:06
  Testecleese: You're right, but didn't… didn't they change the verbiage to make it a tax instead, to make it legal?
• 1:11:12
  Brian McFadden: They had to, yeah, they had to.
• 1:11:14
  Testecleese: Okay, so it's… you're still getting fined, they just call it a tax now, right?
• 1:11:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay. Health insurance is cheaper for everyone, but if you can't afford it, we're gonna frickin' hit you and make you owe us extra money.
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Like, what? So now, if I do get hurt, I can't even afford to reach in my pocket and pay for my… my bone setting?
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: And yeah, like you said, they added all this stuff for the Affordable Care Act that… I'm sorry, for COVID, which is over.
• 1:11:44
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 1:11:45
  Testecleese: So that some… that extra money should go away, and this is what the gov…
• 1:11:49
  Brian McFadden: And this is why the Dems want this to be put back in place before they agree to open the government.
• 1:11:58
  Brian McFadden: Whereas, you know, Trump and the Republicans are saying, no, open the government, and then we'll talk about doing something with this, you know?
• 1:12:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's supposed to be… you're supposed to negotiate this shit and fix it, not hold the freaking people hostage.
• 1:12:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:12:17
  Testecleese: And make them pay.
• 1:12:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, I think the Dems were fully expecting the Republicans to cave as they have for the last 20 decades.
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: Well, 20 decades.
• 1:12:28
  Brian McFadden: For a long time. The Republicans have always caved, and that's why, you know.
• 1:12:34
  Brian McFadden: you and I have some disdain for Republicans overall, especially rhinos.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: Yes. That's not happening right now, you know, so we'll see.
• 1:12:43
  Testecleese: I think that's a big problem, is they keep trying to treat Trump and this new MAGA thing, because…
• 1:12:49
  Testecleese: Trump is no traditional Republican or conservative, by any means, and neither is most.
• 1:12:54
  Brian McFadden: 10 years ago, he wasn't even a politician!
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: And he was a friggin' registered Democrat in New York.
• 1:13:00
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: Like, you're telling me a liberal Democrat from 2000 New York is a far-right extremist now? That tells me that something fucking crazy happened to everything else.
• 1:13:11
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:13:13
  Testecleese: Dear God, like, how many times did Whoopi… not Whoopi, Oprah ask, Trump's run for president.
• 1:13:20
  Brian McFadden: A lot.
• 1:13:22
  Testecleese: And then he does. Oh, he's on the wrong ticket.
• 1:13:25
  Brian McFadden: So, he's… he's dead to me.
• 1:13:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, not just that, he's Hitler!
• 1:13:31
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:13:32
  Testecleese: The guy that I used to… shit, Hillary Clinton made it a point to be at his wedding.
• 1:13:38
  Brian McFadden: Which one?
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, the most recent one.
• 1:13:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: And it gets me, because, no, then people say shit, and you point things out to them.
• 1:13:47
  Brian McFadden: And they just didn't know.
• 1:13:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, they deny reality. I'm like, that dude, Sean, was talking shit about Trump again, and I was like, hey, don't forget.
• 1:13:56
  Testecleese: You never talk shit about Biden, but he actually gave the eulogy to the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: He's like, no, it didn't. I was like, yes, he did. The guy's name was Robert Byrd. He was a senator from West Virginia back in the day.
• 1:14:12
  Testecleese: Way back.
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: well, in West Virginia was a Democrat, predominantly, before they…
• 1:14:18
  Testecleese: Quickly came through swing state into, right wing.
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: Which I wouldn't even call them right-wing, but by modern standards, again, if you're not fucking retarded, you're right-wing.
• 1:14:29
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, we got purple-haired people here, we got all that… all the, quote, weirdos and freaks, and nobody's giving them a hard time.
• 1:14:37
  Testecleese: At all.
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: so, I mean, I don't know.
• 1:14:43
  Testecleese: It seems like all this violence I'm hearing about all the time against these people is happening in these dim cities, too.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: What? But yeah, it's just… Yeah, and again, yeah, they just deny that…
• 1:14:57
  Testecleese: Biden gave Robert Byrd's eulogy, you know?
• 1:15:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:15:02
  Brian McFadden: Like, I don't even know who that is. I'm like, he was a fucking senator! And he was a grand Ku Klux Klan member.
• 1:15:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was the Grand Wizard, or Grand Dragon, or whatever.
• 1:15:11
  Brian McFadden: Whatever the hell they call, I don't know. I've never been in the Ku Klux Klan, so I don't know all the terminology.
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you're just like, wow, dude. And he said, no idea. This funeral was, like, right before Biden took office, wasn't it? Like, under Trump's administration, I think, right? First administration?
• 1:15:29
  Brian McFadden: I don't…
• 1:15:30
  Testecleese: Or was it before that? No, I think it was before that. Okay.
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:15:34
  Brian McFadden: You should know, he's your senator.
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: He was dead before I moved.
• 1:15:39
  Brian McFadden: moved to West Virginia.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Yay.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: And when you take a look, I mentioned that he was the former senator of West Virginia back when West Virginia voted Democrat, but then the entire friggin' party got retarded.
• 1:15:53
  Testecleese: And now, apparently, West Virginia's far right, even though it's… nothing has changed!
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: It's just rural suburbia America. Not even suburbia, rural.
• 1:16:02
  Testecleese: With the occasional city. Shit! It's funny, because the nearest community to me… well…
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: Nearest community is technically still unincorporated, but next… nearest government is a city.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: And I'm like, why are you guys a city?
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: Well, because we want to do, like, a government. I was like, why aren't you a town?
• 1:16:20
  Testecleese: And they looked at me like I was crazy, like, what's the difference? And I tried to explain to some of the folks, and it turns out, because nobody wanted to drive 2 hours, or an hour and a half.
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: To go to a town hall meeting.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: Because, well, I graduated with more people that live in the nearest city.
• 1:16:36
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, I agree. I doubt if I did, I had 30 people in my graduating class.
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: Well, then you… this… there's more people here, but I graduated with, 500. But I also had 4 towns in my school.
• 1:16:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: You know, Anyway. Anyway!
• 1:16:53
  Brian McFadden: The next thing that the Dems are freaking out about is that the Pentagon has accepted a $130 million donation to pay for the military for their next paycheck.
• 1:17:06
  Testecleese: Why? Why does that bother people?
• 1:17:08
  Brian McFadden: Because they think it's against the law to be able to do that.
• 1:17:13
  Testecleese: I can't reach into my pocket and hand everyone who's enlisted.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: Money?
• 1:17:19
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:17:20
  Testecleese: Well, I just… Bing.
• 1:17:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's also… it's also backfiring on the dams, because they're wanting it to hit the…
• 1:17:31
  Brian McFadden: The everyday person to, like, you know.
• 1:17:35
  Brian McFadden: Right now, the only people that, if this keeps going through, which I don't know how many more paydays this will happen for, but, you know, the people that are really getting hurt the most are the unionized government workers in DC.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: Because they won't get back pay.
• 1:17:51
  Brian McFadden: They will.
• 1:17:52
  Testecleese: it's not working.
• 1:17:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're gonna get back pay eventually, but they're not getting paid right now, so…
• 1:17:57
  Testecleese: Well, typically speaking, your contractors just stop working when they're not getting paid, because they're not government employees.
• 1:18:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, those people.
• 1:18:03
  Brian McFadden: But the government employees know they're gonna get bag pay at some point, but they've got bills to pay now, so if they're living paycheck to paycheck with paychecks, what are they doing right now?
• 1:18:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm telling you, who's hurt more by that is… than, by that than those folks, is the guy who…
• 1:18:25
  Testecleese: Paves roads.
• 1:18:27
  Testecleese: Doing it for the federal government on the interstate, system.
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: And now, all of a sudden, he's not working while this shutdown's happening, because the company he worked for is contracted by the government. Right. He's not even gonna get back pay. He has no work, and if he goes finds another job, he might have to quit in 3 days, right after he gets the job.
• 1:18:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:47
  Testecleese: I'm telling you, that guy is hurt more.
• 1:18:49
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:18:50
  Testecleese: Grant, you can go into the food stamp folk and all that stuff, but… That's a different argument altogether.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Talk about, like, people actually…
• 1:18:59
  Testecleese: who are actually bringing in money and supporting their household may not be able to. And the Democrats, at every turn.
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: Make every effort they can to make sure nobody gets paid.
• 1:19:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:19:11
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they brought up the, they brought up different bills to pay the military, they brought up the actual Defense Authorization Act. Yeah, we have emergency funds. That signed into place, that would fund the military, Department of War.
• 1:19:25
  Brian McFadden: for the next year, but they don't even agree to sign… they won't… the Senate… Democrats won't even agree to vote for that, so…
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, it won't even have a vote on it.
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was some anonymous donor, and the guy's name comes up in this next article.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: I mean, if he had $130 million for…
• 1:19:43
  Brian McFadden: It might have been Elon Musk.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: Timothy Mellon, that's what I thought right away, honestly.
• 1:19:48
  Brian McFadden: I've never heard of Timothee Mellon.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: Neither have I, but…
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: For all I know, he just owns a ton of stock and did really well, or Bitcoin made it rich or something goofy, you never know, right?
• 1:20:02
  Testecleese: Alright. Yeah, and now… the Republicans just brought a bill up to the floor,
• 1:20:09
  Testecleese: That would continue to pay workers.
• 1:20:12
  Testecleese: during the shutdown.
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:20:15
  Testecleese: Democrats shut that down, too.
• 1:20:16
  Brian McFadden: Essential workers, not every worker, but essential workers.
• 1:20:20
  Testecleese: Yes, the people.
• 1:20:21
  Brian McFadden: TSA, the military, the people are actually still going to work right now.
• 1:20:26
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: And the Democrats shut that down, too.
• 1:20:30
  Brian McFadden: Of course it is.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: They want this to hurt people, and it's obvious they want it to hurt.
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: Let's be real, when you were in E3,
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: Missing a couple paychecks would have sucked, but you could have stayed on the ship and eaten and slept there, right?
• 1:20:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, also, I was listening to a podcast today from the VFW, and
• 1:20:54
  Brian McFadden: All the military relief societies are, you know.
• 1:20:59
  Brian McFadden: They're planning for a few more paydays of shutdowns, and they're… they're handing out money to these people, sometimes as a loan, sometimes as a grant, so…
• 1:21:08
  Testecleese: The VFW does podcasts?
• 1:21:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they have a podcast.
• 1:21:13
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 1:21:14
  Brian McFadden: Everybody has a podcast.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: I know, even we do.
• 1:21:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we had ours longer than the VMW!
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: It's funny, I've said to people, they're like, oh yeah, I listen to this podcast, like, everyone's got a podcast. Well, really, to you? I was like, yes.
• 1:21:27
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do!
• 1:21:30
  Testecleese: broadcast.
• 1:21:33
  Testecleese: But you should contact the VFW, seriously, see if you can't get them to set up some kind of, like, server system.
• 1:21:39
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:21:39
  Testecleese: and have… Members, or even just vets.
• 1:21:43
  Testecleese: Post their own podcast onto it, and let other…
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: vets and member… Vfw members go find them.
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: Might be a way to get the word.
• 1:21:52
  Brian McFadden: I think the VA… I think that… I think something like that exists out there already, so…
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: Well, then maybe we should find out how to sign up and get our, our stuff out there. Some vets might enjoy listening to us.
• 1:22:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'll look into it.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: especially if we started doing that, we could stop explaining what a C-Wiz or a 5-inch gun is.
• 1:22:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they'll all understand that.
• 1:22:12
  Testecleese: A 25 mic mic, like, I want.
• 1:22:17
  Testecleese: God.
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: By the way, you ever get to fire that 25 mic mic?
• 1:22:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: Oh my god, dude, you're just, like, firing fucking beer cans out of that thing.
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: At, you know, 100 rounds a minute, boom, boom, boom, double barrels firing off with the other shoulder straps.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: Made my pants a little tight, if you know what I mean.
• 1:22:42
  Brian McFadden: Alright, alright, alright.
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: This one… If this is true.
• 1:22:50
  Testecleese: I think I'm upset, but I'm not sure. I want to hear all that's going on, but they're saying the Trump administration is looking to sell off the commissaries, like the exchanges.
• 1:22:59
  Brian McFadden: No, just commentaries.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: Just so the NEX will still exchange… exist.
• 1:23:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: P…
• 1:23:04
  Brian McFadden: And the commissary still exists, too, but it would be run… it would be…
• 1:23:08
  Brian McFadden: It'd be run by a private corpora, by, like, Kroger, Walmart, you know, whoever wins the contract, whoever buys them.
• 1:23:17
  Testecleese: And you get, basically, wholesale prices at the commissary, right?
• 1:23:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, with a, with, like, a service fee that they use to spend money to remodel places, you know?
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, they had to bring in something.
• 1:23:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, because I remember I used to…
• 1:23:34
  Testecleese: for a while there, I made it a point to buy my smokes on base. Actually, I think it was until after I left Virginia, because it was still tax-free on tobacco.
• 1:23:42
  Testecleese: At the exchange.
• 1:23:43
  Brian McFadden: He still is, but they've raised the prices on them, you know.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: Oh, yep.
• 1:23:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's still tax-free.
• 1:23:51
  Testecleese: Because I remember you'd go off-base, it would be, like, $4 more for a pack, like, what the fuck? Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, luckily, my wife quit smoking a few years back. Saved me a ton of money.
• 1:24:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, it is insanely expensive. I need…
• 1:24:04
  Testecleese: I know it looks like I smoke, like, 5 packs a day the way I do on this show.
• 1:24:08
  Testecleese: It's sitting here talking to a buddy, sometimes multiple buddies, drinking beers, you know?
• 1:24:13
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:24:14
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: Typically, a pack will last me two and a half, three days, but it's still expensive as fuck.
• 1:24:20
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:24:21
  Testecleese: And, well, dude, West Virginia's cheap on cigarettes. I pay, like, $10.50 a pack?
• 1:24:26
  Brian McFadden: That's too expensive.
• 1:24:28
  Brian McFadden: Last time I bought the generic cigarettes for my wife in York County, It was, like… $40 a carton.
• 1:24:38
  Testecleese: That's 10 cars? That's 10 packs. Yeah. Well, Massachusetts, I was paying over 17 bucks a pack.
• 1:24:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and you can't even get menthols there.
• 1:24:46
  Testecleese: I thought that went nationwide.
• 1:24:48
  Testecleese: No, just… that was just mass? I thought it was… tobacco.
• 1:24:53
  Brian McFadden: You can still get Newports in Virginia.
• 1:24:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a good point. I… I… I've seen flavored, dip down here.
• 1:25:03
  Testecleese: So, it must not have been a nationwide thing, which…
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: I remember making a big deal while I was working in the pot shops, like, I can't buy flavored tobacco products like a
• 1:25:12
  Testecleese: like, Sour Apple Skull, right?
• 1:25:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: Because it might entice kids, but I can get gummy bears for a pot!
• 1:25:22
  Brian McFadden: Mate throws us as to me.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: I was like, I… and I remember my manager was like, shut the fuck up, someone's gonna hear you, and then they won't let us sell these either.
• 1:25:34
  Testecleese: I was like, it just blows my mind, was looking at the government, the decisions they're making, especially in places like Massachusetts. It's like, there's no logic to what they're doing, it's all by emotion, you know?
• 1:25:49
  Brian McFadden: So, apparently we picked up some survivors from the latest airstrike in Korea.
• 1:25:53
  Testecleese: Not necessarily the latest. This… when this article was written.
• 1:25:57
  Brian McFadden: I know, it's not the latest, we've struck again, and we've even deployed a carrier down there now.
• 1:26:05
  Testecleese: Oh, Strike Groove.
• 1:26:06
  Brian McFadden: Yep, well, yeah.
• 1:26:09
  Brian McFadden: Carriers never go by themselves.
• 1:26:11
  Testecleese: True, true.
• 1:26:13
  Testecleese: But…
• 1:26:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, we picked up some survivors, and we've returned them to, like, Colombia and… oof, another nation down there.
• 1:26:24
  Brian McFadden: And we're also attacking, the drug vessels on the Pacific side now.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:26:32
  Testecleese: Just your corn up there.
• 1:26:34
  Testecleese: And by the way, this strike group that's going down to the Caribbean.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: This was announced, like, one day before Trump said he was seriously considering making inland strikes on the cartels.
• 1:26:46
  Brian McFadden: On the cocaine facilities inside Venezuela.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, that means striking Venezuela with, oof.
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: Venezuela does not give us permission to do this, this could cause a lot of issues.
• 1:27:00
  Brian McFadden: Do you think Trump cares?
• 1:27:04
  Testecleese: No, but…
• 1:27:07
  Brian McFadden: The war on drugs is… war on drugs is real now.
• 1:27:10
  Testecleese: That's exactly what I say, got real, but they might… dear God, what would honestly happen if Venezuela declared war on the United States?
• 1:27:17
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, would we even reply, like, respond to it, or…
• 1:27:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, titling out.
• 1:27:26
  Testecleese: I know, seriously.
• 1:27:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm not scared of Venezuela.
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: We wouldn't even bother wiping out their government. Like, we're like, alright, shut the fuck up, get back to work.
• 1:27:33
  Testecleese: But, well, so you don't think they have any allies that would step in on their side? Like, you don't think Russia would find this as an excuse?
• 1:27:41
  Brian McFadden: No, because Russia does not want to go into conflict with us, because if they did that, we were gonna support Ukraine more.
• 1:27:50
  Brian McFadden: And they don't really want…
• 1:27:51
  Testecleese: with Russia.
• 1:27:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, and could you imagine Russia getting hit from the, from there, East Coast, too.
• 1:27:59
  Testecleese: As well as their, western land, borders.
• 1:28:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, so, I don't know, maybe you're right, maybe literally nothing happens if they declare war on the states, and we just… Trump literally just laughs at them.
• 1:28:12
  Brian McFadden: bleh.
• 1:28:14
  Testecleese: By the way, did you see that meme of the No Kings protest thing that, Trump did in the… from the 22?
• 1:28:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:28:24
  Testecleese: He's flying a .22 with a friggin' crown on, right? With the purple robes?
• 1:28:30
  Brian McFadden: On the bottom of the 22, there's one giant turd bomb.
• 1:28:35
  Testecleese: And he took a shit on all the protesters doing the No Kings protest, and it was great because… I don't know if you know who Harry Sisson is?
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: He's a left-wing podcaster, he's been on a bunch of cable news shows, whatever.
• 1:28:49
  Brian McFadden: Sounds familiar.
• 1:28:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, we talked about him before, but he was doing something on the note about it, and Trump actually… they actually used the footage of his interview, and dropped the shit on his head, and went all over it. He's like, oh, with AI!
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: Oh, it's fucking hilarious. And, like, Jon Stewart, all these guys, like, I'm offended as a comedian, this just isn't funny. I was like, no. He took a shit on all of them at once, it was freaking great.
• 1:29:13
  Brian McFadden: Totally fine.
• 1:29:14
  Testecleese: With his crown on.
• 1:29:20
  Testecleese: By the way, I just want to thank, the Democrats one more time here.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: For a while, for a minute there, I thought.
• 1:29:28
  Testecleese: we were gonna have a king to pose, the President of the United States. Thank you, thank you, Democrats, for making sure President Trump stayed in office and some, socialist king didn't take over.
• 1:29:40
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:29:40
  Testecleese: Wanna make sure I put that out there.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:29:46
  Brian McFadden: There would have been a queen, wouldn't have it?
• 1:29:48
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:29:49
  Brian McFadden: It would have been a queen, not a king.
• 1:29:52
  Testecleese: Mom… if Mom Donnie took over?
• 1:29:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Kamala Harris.
• 1:29:56
  Testecleese: Oh, I said a communist, but… or a socialist, but…
• 1:29:59
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure she's socialist, too.
• 1:30:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's whatever she needs to be to win office, right? I mean, she'll even lay on her back to take office.
• 1:30:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, she… that's the only way she wins.
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 1:30:12
  Testecleese: This next one, I was surprised by a little bit.
• 1:30:17
  Testecleese: Mexico had this fentanyl kingpin.
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: In, custody, right?
• 1:30:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: It's won by the U.S. and Mexico. I want to say he's Asian, but I'm not sure off the top of my head.
• 1:30:28
  Testecleese: Couple days since I've read this. Anyway, he escaped…
• 1:30:31
  Brian McFadden: Surprise, surprise! He got out of Mexican House of Arrest!
• 1:30:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, he goes…
• 1:30:36
  Brian McFadden: I can't believe it! Yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Testecleese: And Cuba picked him up!
• 1:30:44
  Brian McFadden: And they're gonna give them to us?
• 1:30:46
  Testecleese: Probably not us, maybe Mexico?
• 1:30:49
  Testecleese: They're trying to figure out what's going on.
• 1:30:51
  Brian McFadden: I think he bought his way out of Mexico, so I don't think he's going back to Mexico.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: Zaguar that's going on.
• 1:30:58
  Testecleese: And Cuba's looking to see if there's a reward.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: Well, I might get a half million dollar American?
• 1:31:07
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:31:10
  Testecleese: You see any shit about this Reagan ad up in Canada?
• 1:31:12
  Brian McFadden: I did, let me see if I can find an ad.
• 1:31:15
  Testecleese: Like, oh, they… I didn't even think of bringing up the actual ad.
• 1:31:18
  Testecleese: But… the, the Prime Minister up there, I can never remember his name.
• 1:31:22
  Testecleese: made a vic- made an AI, like, deepfake video.
• 1:31:27
  Testecleese: of Reagan talking trash about tariffs.
• 1:31:31
  Testecleese: Grind it.
• 1:31:33
  Testecleese: No, sorry, I thought you did.
• 1:31:36
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if I don't know.
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it's Reagan talking trash for all these tariffs, and it's like, that never happens.
• 1:31:43
  Brian McFadden: Right. And it was clear it didn't happen.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: And… I'm guessing you can't find it?
• 1:31:49
  Brian McFadden: I'm still logged in.
• 1:31:51
  Testecleese: No, that's alright.
• 1:31:52
  Brian McFadden: Don't find it, I don't find it.
• 1:31:53
  Testecleese: That's alright, well… Trump didn't like these commercials and ended all trade negotiations with Canada.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: And just about right away, They culled off these commercials, stopped, like, oh, shit, we fucked up.
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: Apparently… apparently the Canadians didn't realize we could see their communications.
• 1:32:16
  Testecleese: Good job, Canada, right?
• 1:32:20
  Testecleese: And not only did Trump cut off
• 1:32:24
  Testecleese: trade, and then Canada's like, okay, okay, we're sorry, we'll fix it. Instead of Trump saying, it's okay, he went and raised the tariffs by another 10% on Canada.
• 1:32:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: Guys, all you gotta do is not be dickheads, right?
• 1:32:42
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:32:43
  Testecleese: And I thought the Canadian leader already blinked on this, too.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: He did, that's when he's like, okay, took down all the commercials.
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: I was like, let's negotiate, and Trump was like, oh, yeah, we will, but until we're done, there's an extra 10% on everything, because you guys are fucking assholes.
• 1:33:00
  Testecleese: I… I got nothing against this, honestly, right?
• 1:33:04
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: People aren't used… the world ain't used to this kind of shit.
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: They're not used to a President of the United States.
• 1:33:16
  Brian McFadden: Doing what he says he's gonna do.
• 1:33:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, he's actually doing something? That's surprising.
• 1:33:28
  Brian McFadden: Usually it's a lock and no action.
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: almost, entirely.
• 1:33:35
  Testecleese: But… Let's see if I can't figure out how to make… Make this shit work.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ. Probably not. You know what I can do, though?
• 1:33:46
  Testecleese: I'll just give you the sound here.
• 1:33:49
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 1:33:49
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, maybe not.
• 1:33:51
  Testecleese: Okay, yup.
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: This is just… I think a lot of the world has gone to this point. I even put it on Facebook recently, I think everyone's about to find out.
• 1:34:01
  Testecleese: And even the repeat offender asked me what I meant by find out when I put capital F, capital O for find out.
• 1:34:08
  Testecleese: Just, just give this a listen, and it'll explain.
• 1:34:11
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Alright, today we're going to talk about how we can find out, and how much we can find out, and what it takes to get there.
• 1:34:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: So first we have to decide, how much do we want to find out. So let's say in this case.
• 1:34:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I want to find out…
• 1:34:25
  Audio shared by Testecleese: at a level of 7. Okay, so I find that level on my graph, and I come horizontally to my gradient line. Where it intersects with my gradient line, I'm gonna come straight down.
• 1:34:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: to where it intersects with my fuck-around line. That there is gonna tell me how much I have to fuck around to find out what I need to find out. See, as you can see…
• 1:34:47
  Audio shared by Testecleese: The more you fuck around, The more you're gonna find out.
• 1:34:53
  Testecleese: I wish I could have got a good video of it, but it was, like, a little short, that was a vertical thing.
• 1:34:58
  Testecleese: the guy's got, like, a graph in front of him with, like, a diagonal line through… from 0 up, and a, you know, XY axis, and they're like, oh, I want to find out this much, and you can come across, boom, that's how much…
• 1:35:11
  Testecleese: And I think that's exactly what's going on, is we keep… Everyone's fucking around.
• 1:35:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:17
  Testecleese: Left and right.
• 1:35:18
  Brian McFadden: And they're used to it, you know, because…
• 1:35:21
  Testecleese: Boom, there's the thing, they're used to it.
• 1:35:23
  Brian McFadden: Prior to Trump, you know.
• 1:35:26
  Testecleese: got away with it.
• 1:35:26
  Brian McFadden: Everybody got away with it. Even Republican, Democrat, didn't matter.
• 1:35:31
  Brian McFadden: There was all… there was more talk than actual action.
• 1:35:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, here's the thing.
• 1:35:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, whatever. Whatever.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 1:35:41
  Testecleese: Before we move into leftovers, of course, Brian's gonna go take off as we're getting ready to close up here soon, but that's alright.
• 1:35:47
  Testecleese: A U.S. mine!
• 1:35:51
  Testecleese: I shouldn't even say a U.S. mine. A study was done on U.S. mines, For primarily…
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: nickel… an iron… And some of the gold mines, because that's basically what we…
• 1:36:05
  Testecleese: mine here in the United States in coal, but…
• 1:36:10
  Testecleese: They found out that the waste
• 1:36:13
  Testecleese: from the… the ore. Basically, they go on the ground, they dig up, they pull up punks of stone, which is ore.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: And they break that apart and take out what they want, and then everything left over is waste, and they've been throwing this up in a giant pile, because it's… and leaving it alone, because it's kind of… it might be dangerous. Some of it is dangerous. You don't know what else is in there, because they didn't bother looking for it, because they weren't looking to collect it.
• 1:36:33
  Testecleese: And they're finding out now that each U.S. mine, the waste alone, has enough
• 1:36:42
  Testecleese: Rare earth minerals in it.
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: to fuel the entire United States.
• 1:36:48
  Testecleese: This is awesome. It's gonna cost a little bit of money and a little bit of time… take some time to figure out how to…
• 1:36:55
  Testecleese: pull these minerals out. But if we can go to all these active mines, and even these old mines that have their waste laying around, and pull the rare earth minerals out of them.
• 1:37:06
  Brian McFadden: worry about your deal with the Ukraine.
• 1:37:09
  Testecleese: Or China.
• 1:37:10
  Brian McFadden: Or China, yeah.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:37:12
  Testecleese: well, I say China, really Taiwan, but…
• 1:37:16
  Testecleese: China's just waiting for that opportunity, aren't they?
• 1:37:19
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna do it while Trump's in office.
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: Probably not.
• 1:37:24
  Testecleese: But if we see a Venezuelan ship actually attack an American ship.
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: I got a feeling the repercussions that Trump would unleash
• 1:37:34
  Testecleese: would be so brutal that that would be China's chance to, act, as long as they did it right away. If they waited at all, it's too late. You have to make sure that they're… yes, busy.
• 1:37:45
  Testecleese: But… what was it, in the 90s? Was it, I think,
• 1:37:51
  Testecleese: The United States destroyed half of the Irani fleet in under 8 hours.
• 1:37:58
  Testecleese: There's actually a video out there, The Fat Electrician does, I think it's called something like that, U.S. wipes out half of Iran's Navy in 8 hours. Everyone should check that out, everyone should check out The Fat Electrician, but particularly that video, and there's, like, a hundred…
• 1:38:13
  Testecleese: Reaction videos to that.
• 1:38:17
  Testecleese: Anything in leftovers you want to talk about?
• 1:38:22
  Testecleese: It's not in here, but do you hear anything about that, Swedish girl that was raped?
• 1:38:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:38:28
  Brian McFadden: Tell me about her.
• 1:38:29
  Testecleese: I think she was 16, maybe? Maybe…
• 1:38:33
  Testecleese: Maybe the, rapist was 16.
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: Either way, she was younger than the rapist, I know that.
• 1:38:39
  Testecleese: In Sweden, illegal immigrant.
• 1:38:43
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:38:44
  Testecleese: And Sweden decided not to deport this person after they served their sentence because, the crime, quote, didn't take long enough.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: So, this guy's a one-pump chump, so we're not gonna deport you for rape.
• 1:38:59
  Testecleese: Blew my mind.
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: Good job, Sweden.
• 1:39:03
  Testecleese: How… how's staying neutral treating you over there, huh?
• 1:39:08
  Brian McFadden: It's not working well, because they're not really neutral anymore.
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: No, they may as well join NATO for real, right?
• 1:39:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:39:17
  Brian McFadden: I mean, the only other story that I would probably bring up is, because I know you've been overseas, and I've been overseas.
• 1:39:25
  Brian McFadden: is, the complaints in Dearborn, Michigan, where…
• 1:39:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. Well, that's not the call to prayer, I don't think, but, you know…
• 1:39:38
  Testecleese: No, but you've…
• 1:39:39
  Brian McFadden: Raboon.
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: I've heard it before in Turkey, trust me.
• 1:39:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah, like, 5 times a day.
• 1:39:46
  Testecleese: I pissed off our software, it's offering me audio settings now.
• 1:39:52
  Brian McFadden: But, yeah, I mean, there's multiple mosques in Dearborn, because there's a huge Muslim population there.
• 1:39:59
  Testecleese: Isn't that where the governor or the mayor…
• 1:40:02
  Brian McFadden: or is it Muslim?
• 1:40:03
  Testecleese: cussed out one of the citizens for being Christian, and she's gonna cheer the day he left.
• 1:40:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. What's going on?
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: Michigan, Brian!
• 1:40:12
  Brian McFadden: The Muslims are taking over.
• 1:40:15
  Testecleese: Is that Whitmer's fault?
• 1:40:17
  Brian McFadden: No. She's not running for… she's term-limited out now, so somebody else is coming in. But, yeah. So, they've… we've got Musk.
• 1:40:26
  Brian McFadden: Playing the songs multiple… five times a day, sometimes, in different parts of the city, and the residents
• 1:40:35
  Brian McFadden: who aren't all Muslim, Are not happy about it.
• 1:40:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, and…
• 1:40:44
  Testecleese: I know better, and I know you know better, Brian, but let's pull out a left-wing argument here.
• 1:40:51
  Testecleese: Whatever happened to the separation of church and state?
• 1:40:55
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:40:56
  Testecleese: Now, you and I know better than.
• 1:40:58
  Brian McFadden: There is no such thing as church and state.
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: It just says the government will not set up a religion. But! You broadcasting calls a prayer is set up.
• 1:41:06
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like Airbn has sent up a, a religious state in the city.
• 1:41:15
  Testecleese: And here's the problem, and I'm guilty of it myself.
• 1:41:20
  Testecleese: People that aren't, again, once again, fucking retarded.
• 1:41:25
  Testecleese: Tend to leave.
• 1:41:26
  Testecleese: But the problem is, you leave the fucking retards behind with no one to keep them in check anymore.
• 1:41:32
  Testecleese: And their echo chamber gets stronger and stronger and stronger. And then all of a sudden, you end up
• 1:41:37
  Testecleese: With a community of people, Kicking Christians out of their communities.
• 1:41:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 1:41:46
  Testecleese: Look, I want to send some of these, these lefties up to Dearborn.
• 1:41:52
  Testecleese: No, and make them walk… march around with their purple hair and their fried flag on their jacket.
• 1:41:59
  Brian McFadden: That's not gonna go over well in Dearborn.
• 1:42:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, and make sure, like, oh, you're all so oppressed. You're such a minority of people, even though you're, like.
• 1:42:09
  Testecleese: Almost a third of, the population of the FUCKING PLANET!
• 1:42:14
  Brian McFadden: There's probably not even any gays in Dearborn.
• 1:42:17
  Testecleese: If they are, they're closeted Christians, or atheists.
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: Christianity may not smile upon.
• 1:42:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're tolerate it.
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: really afford.
• 1:42:31
  Brian McFadden: No, - you're not, you're not dying for it, you know?
• 1:42:34
  Testecleese: Well, we're all fucking sinners, dude.
• 1:42:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: I will… I did want to bring up this NBA gambling scandal. Did you hear anything about this?
• 1:42:43
  Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
• 1:42:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't know who this person was, but I guarantee that there's bigger fish to fry in this whole thing.
• 1:42:53
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, way bigger.
• 1:42:55
  Testecleese: Chauncey Billups is one that was mentioned, Terry Rose, Rozier, or something like… I think it's.
• 1:43:02
  Brian McFadden: I'm not a big… I don't watch a lot of NBA, so…
• 1:43:05
  Testecleese: Neither do I, but… More than 30 people?
• 1:43:10
  Testecleese: I've been indicted, Gambling scandals, and it's not all sports betting, which some of it is.
• 1:43:19
  Brian McFadden: They were rigging poker games, too.
• 1:43:22
  Testecleese: That was the big one, and actually, I just had the article open, I closed it, because I was like, oh, I already got what I wanted.
• 1:43:28
  Testecleese: Did you see some of the names?
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: I don't know how much this you actually read, see if I can't find it. Miami Heat, Damon Jones, Cash Patel.
• 1:43:39
  Testecleese: I can't… I don't… well, it's in India somewhere. It's in India somewhere, anyway.
• 1:43:45
  Testecleese: the Gambino, Gambino, Gambini fan?
• 1:43:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're saying that a lot of these poor games might have been run by the mob.
• 1:43:54
  Testecleese: Well, not just the Gambinos, but also, the Gervasis?
• 1:44:00
  Testecleese: Gervais, Genevais?
• 1:44:03
  Testecleese: Fuck.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: young woman… I want to say 80s, maybe late 70s, New York City.
• 1:44:12
  Testecleese: She was, raped and stabbed. It's Kitty Geno… Kitty Genovese. Genovese.
• 1:44:19
  Testecleese: And everyone just left her there to die on the stoop and wouldn't let her in the building, and it turned out to be, like, the mob boss's kid, daughter.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: But yeah, like, they're involved, and yeah, it's a… it's a card game thing. They invite people out.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: To come play cards. Because, like, oh, professional athlete will be there.
• 1:44:39
  Testecleese: You know? Cool, I'll go, and then they cheat and rip you off, and this is the problem with the mafia on this, is they're fucking stupid.
• 1:44:47
  Testecleese: They must vote Democrat, because they're fucking retarded, because the House always wins. You don't need to cheat in a casino to make money in a gambling ring.
• 1:44:56
  Testecleese: Well, poker, poker, there's no house.
• 1:45:00
  Brian McFadden: They're so styles to edge in poker, so…
• 1:45:05
  Brian McFadden: No, the house just gets to come.
• 1:45:07
  Testecleese: No, the house just gets a cut of the pot.
• 1:45:11
  Testecleese: Why not just keep doing that? I mean, I guess if you're doing an illegal gambling operation.
• 1:45:16
  Testecleese: It's different, but, like, that's why you don't see cheating at real casinos. It's not worth it. They're gonna make a ton of money anywhere.
• 1:45:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, people car count, and then, you know, they get kicked out, whether they're cheating or not, so…
• 1:45:28
  Testecleese: Meanwhile.
• 1:45:28
  Brian McFadden: If people start winning a ton of money in the casino, they just say, hey, you can't play here no more, because we feel like
• 1:45:35
  Brian McFadden: We haven't seen that in a while. Typically, that's a lucky streak, and they'll hook you up with, like, free food and a place to stay. Oh, forever.
• 1:45:42
  Testecleese: I hope you stay and lose all that money back to the casino.
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: But, let's be real, dude, you know… okay, you own a casino. Let's say you own, what's the one in Jersey there?
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: Mohegan Sun.
• 1:45:56
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:45:56
  Testecleese: No, that's in Massachusetts, isn't it?
• 1:45:58
  Brian McFadden: That's in Connecticut.
• 1:45:59
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, just south of Massachusetts, I'm sorry. Oh my god,
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: What's the one in New Jersey, the big one?
• 1:46:07
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:46:07
  Testecleese: Oh, that's gonna drive me nuts. Okay, but anyway.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: Alright, you own the place, right?
• 1:46:13
  Testecleese: I forgot where I was going with this.
• 1:46:15
  Testecleese: Oh, someone wins a million dollar bet, right? You're coming out with a… you know you're coming out with a whole crew of guys congratulating this guy with a big, giant, fake check and all that stuff, so everyone around sees that you can win a ton of money, and they.
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: Gambling and lose their money, you know?
• 1:46:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:46:38
  Testecleese: Foxwoods? No, Foxwoods is the one in Massachusetts. Malik and Sons just sell… Atlantic City?
• 1:46:46
  Brian McFadden: That's not New Jersey, that's… I… Atlantic City is in New Jersey, but yeah, okay.
• 1:46:53
  Testecleese: Isn't there an Atlantic City casino in Jersey? No?
• 1:46:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Atlantic City is in New Jersey, so that'd be where they're at.
• 1:47:00
  Testecleese: Alright, because I knew there was one up there somewhere where other New Yorkers used to go.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: But gambling's become a do-whatever-the-hell-you-want thing these days.
• 1:47:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, Trump used to own casinos in Atlantic City, but they're all gone now.
• 1:47:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, how did he lose money in casinos?
• 1:47:18
  Testecleese: Like, for real.
• 1:47:20
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:47:22
  Testecleese: I mean, slot machines alone, you should have brought that money back in.
• 1:47:25
  Testecleese: And… Evan.
• 1:47:28
  Testecleese: I'm not a big gambler, but I do enjoy sitting at the table once in a while.
• 1:47:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah, I liked playing blackjack when I had money back in the day.
• 1:47:36
  Testecleese: Blackjack is a great way to lose money very quickly.
• 1:47:40
  Testecleese: But it is fun, that's for sure.
• 1:47:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:42
  Testecleese: Dude, we did… we went to the gambling part of a cruise when we were on the cruise with the wife.
• 1:47:49
  Testecleese: She decided to place, like, a $20 bet at… Roulette, right?
• 1:47:55
  Testecleese: She fucking hit zero.
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: On a rouette wheel for 20 bucks.
• 1:48:01
  Testecleese: And I just looked at it, like.
• 1:48:03
  Testecleese: Do you have any idea what just happened? She's like, I won! I was like, do you understand the odds?
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I was like, so what are you gonna do with it? She didn't even count her chips, didn't even look up, just slid them over to double zero.
• 1:48:15
  Testecleese: They're like, no! No, don't do that! And then it hit fucking double zero.
• 1:48:20
  Brian McFadden: Oh, man.
• 1:48:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I was like, I'm shutting the fuck up and walking away. She ended up cashing out after that, and she's like, I had no idea, I won, like, thousands of dollars on a $20 bet. And I was like, you hit a zero, then hit a double zero on a roulette wheel, the payout's insane!
• 1:48:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: But yeah, I was like… and I was sitting there for…
• 1:48:39
  Testecleese: 3 hours at the craps table, and I was…
• 1:48:42
  Testecleese: I was, like, $5 up from where I started, you know what I mean? Playing crap, like, alright, I'm gonna go over here and move this, I'm gonna bet that, you know? I bet they're gonna crap out.
• 1:48:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: CRAPS is your best… odds?
• 1:48:59
  Testecleese: But there's so much game going on at once, it's very difficult to understand. It's more difficult to understand than a Hold'em or a…
• 1:49:08
  Brian McFadden: I tried to learn graphs, and I could… I never could figure it out. I mean, I did it for a while, I paid the dealer to try to teach me, and I just couldn't figure it out.
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's just too many bets you can place at once, right?
• 1:49:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: at one point, I just started betting, like, if it's gonna be doubles, or if it's gonna add up to more than six, or, you know what I mean?
• 1:49:31
  Testecleese: Anyway, that's all you want to talk about?
• 1:49:34
  Brian McFadden: I think so… let me look here again real quick.
• 1:49:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm fine with that. That's good.
• 1:49:43
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:49:44
  Brian McFadden: Just want to talk about peanut allergies.
• 1:49:46
  Testecleese: Oh, talk about who?
• 1:49:48
  Brian McFadden: Peanut allergies.
• 1:49:51
  Testecleese: Almost put this in follow-up, actually, I'm surprised I missed it.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: We've talked about this before, how…
• 1:49:58
  Testecleese: allergic to all this shit, it's because you don't feed it to their kids, and then they have it when they're 12, and their freaking heart stops.
• 1:50:04
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: Turns out we're alright. The study came out. The fact that you were terrified to give your kids peanuts is why they're allergic to them.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: Their body never had a chance to.
• 1:50:16
  Brian McFadden: Absolutely.
• 1:50:17
  Testecleese: stuff and handle it, yeah.
• 1:50:18
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:50:19
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:50:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Let's…
• 1:50:21
  Testecleese: Let's pinch this dirt off.
• 1:50:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Alright.