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Barra's Bits - It Was Embarrassing For The Eagles · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and we'll just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags, added a lot of color time. He went
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  Speaker 1: to boss level for barons fears have some.
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  Speaker 2: Of this fang.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, good morning, morning guys. That's it for many, Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: It for eight teams.
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  Speaker 4: And see it was a strange weekend for our footy teams.
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  Speaker 4: Strange weekend. Yeah, like the Dockers lost in Melbourne to Carlton.
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  Speaker 4: And aren't the Blues you only Blues fans? Aren't they
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  Speaker 4: the right in the wild garden?
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  Speaker 5: And I mean the Doc has got a pretty good
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  Speaker 5: start on them too, and yeah, calwed them back.
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  Speaker 1: They had bugg all to play for free.
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  Speaker 4: They sort of turned up and said I want to
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  Speaker 4: see what happens here for a bit and then we'll
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  Speaker 4: rest up. And they just couldn't go on with it.
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  Speaker 4: They've got four really good players out so fair.
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  Speaker 1: Cut and played really well.
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  Speaker 6: But is there a risk they played themselves into you know,
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  Speaker 6: they like tied themselves out because they played so well well.
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  Speaker 3: Could be Yeah, so I guess it's all win.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be too worried if I'm Prio fans, but
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  Speaker 4: they might have slightly gone off the baill for but
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  Speaker 4: Thursday week, I think it'll be Thursday Thursday week blockbuster
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  Speaker 4: against Hawthorn. They'll deploy warfed time if needed, like last time,
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  Speaker 4: get the job done. The Hawks are dangerous th They've
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  Speaker 4: been here twice this year and they have experienced warfy time,
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  Speaker 4: so I won't have the same profound effect. But I
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  Speaker 4: still think free all sweets and gets through. Embarrassing for
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  Speaker 4: West casts. The Eagles have become like the Washington Generals.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, yeah, like it was just.
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  Speaker 4: All the talk was about could Hawthorne win by ninety points?
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  Speaker 1: Ninety points? Yeah, disrespectful, just could they win?
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  Speaker 6: Could they win by ninety points?
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  Speaker 1: Eleven? Eleventh straight loss?
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  Speaker 4: And we used to when I was playing, if we
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  Speaker 4: lost to in a row, that'll be like panications.
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  Speaker 1: Yea eleven.
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  Speaker 4: Even at three quarter time, I believe their coach, Hawthorne
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  Speaker 4: coach Sam Mitchell said, boys, right, we're sweet. Now we're
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  Speaker 4: in the top four. We need about seven more goals
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  Speaker 4: and we can make third.
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  Speaker 5: The imagine safe like we really had higher hopes, didn't we.
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  Speaker 5: I mean they got stuck on the four wins and
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  Speaker 5: we thought maybe six seven.
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  Speaker 4: A feeling they were just so for one more and
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  Speaker 4: then they'd announced an extension for the coach, but it
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  Speaker 4: didn't come. Eleven straight losses and once Reuben went out
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  Speaker 4: of us basically all over. But what about this Mark
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  Speaker 4: Nick Watson. They're call him the Wizard and it was
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  Speaker 4: raining pissing now actually.
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  Speaker 6: Were there, tiny and he just jumped as high as
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  Speaker 6: he is.
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  Speaker 1: He just did this amazing leam Baker, who's going to.
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  Speaker 3: Be space when he came down it all the Dockers.
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  Speaker 6: Guy was smiling at it. The Eagles guy was smiling
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  Speaker 6: at he was.
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  Speaker 4: So he was going to be on the poster for
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  Speaker 4: the next But if you got the audio there, great man,
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  Speaker 4: because I think even the commentator is a bit stunned
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  Speaker 4: here he is big crap.
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  Speaker 3: Watson, your eag crap one little.
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  Speaker 5: Man over another.
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  Speaker 3: Goodness, crazeius mate.
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  Speaker 5: Best part this is Watson and Baker talking to each other,
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  Speaker 5: a smile on his face.
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  Speaker 7: It's the best one I've seen this year in these conditions,
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  Speaker 7: for that size.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure whether you're any partial magort of one
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  Speaker 4: pizza at.
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  Speaker 3: One yeah, bet way. Unbelievable. Watson comes in from forty
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  Speaker 3: five and drills the gold, just put the cream on
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  Speaker 3: the cake.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, he loves that reminiscent of Gary Morecroft. I reckon
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  Speaker 4: way back when Harley Reid.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, the Match of view officer will have
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  Speaker 1: a look at that tackle.
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  Speaker 4: So he might even cop a week which start the
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  Speaker 4: season next year on the bench, which would be horrible.
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  Speaker 4: Let's talk about the remarkable show of support though for
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  Speaker 4: the Sydney Swans women's team. Initially at the SCG yesterday
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  Speaker 4: people were wondering are they going to turn out? Are
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  Speaker 4: they're going to ban the men? Are they going to
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  Speaker 4: turn their backs on the men?
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  Speaker 3: What was going to be on the banner?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're going to be clever on the banner, you know,
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  Speaker 4: after one of the darkest weeks in their history. But
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  Speaker 4: a record sixteen thousand fans turned up for the afl
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  Speaker 4: W clash, smashing the previous record by about six thousand.
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  Speaker 4: And then the men came out and beat North Melbourne
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  Speaker 4: and after the match there was a lot of raw emotion,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of hugging going on, a lot of some
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  Speaker 4: of the players were crying. There was always that undercurrent
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  Speaker 4: of anger, wasn't there. One banner had no more dickheads please,
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  Speaker 4: which got taken down by security.
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  Speaker 5: Even though that's what they have basically on their doors.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dickheads, that policy failed, I think need to go
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  Speaker 4: back to that policy. The other bloke that was a
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  Speaker 4: big talking point this weekend, and we'll just end with
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  Speaker 4: his audio is James heard.
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  Speaker 1: So the the.
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  Speaker 4: Essen and job should be decided today, right, and it'll
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  Speaker 4: probably be announced today and it's going to be Mark
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  Speaker 4: McVay and who's a mate of his, and so Heardi
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  Speaker 4: who sort of kind of thinks he knows. He basically
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  Speaker 4: declared that he's not getting the job and Mark mcveig,
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  Speaker 4: he jumped the gay.
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  Speaker 1: Such a nazing congratulations.
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  Speaker 8: As we come to air the reports by Kel to
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  Speaker 8: me breaking news that Mark McVay will fly to Melbourne
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  Speaker 8: and present or talk.
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  Speaker 1: To the ESSEN board.
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  Speaker 8: And who better than to ask the Essen legend who
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  Speaker 8: joins me every week, James Hurd, who was in the
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  Speaker 8: running for the send gig, how do you feel about
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  Speaker 8: the news?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: Well, firstly, congratulations to Mark, you know, a great friend
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  Speaker 9: of mine and a very proud of him that he's
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  Speaker 9: going to be named the coach. And yeah, so good
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  Speaker 9: on him. From a personal point of view, though it's
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  Speaker 9: very disappointing you. I'm disappointed. Put my heart and soul
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  Speaker 9: into the effort, but obviously fell short and that's the
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  Speaker 9: way it goes.
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  Speaker 8: I doubt your phone will be running hot. Have you
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  Speaker 8: received a call from Essen to say thanks? But no thanks?
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  Speaker 9: Not yet, no, not as yet, but maybe that's coming.
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  Speaker 3: Second time he's had his nose put out a joint.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they should all wait exactly it hasn't been announced.
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  Speaker 1: He hasn't even been told. He's just gone public. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: wonder they didn't give him the job anyway.
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  Speaker 4: I love her, He's great, But Shapers. The cricket was huge.
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  Speaker 4: This is quite remarkable. In Queensland. Bangladesh pulled off one
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  Speaker 4: of the great upsets. Of course, in Darwin beat the OSSes,
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  Speaker 4: which no one ever thought would happen, and we all thought, oh,
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  Speaker 4: the Aussies are on the ropes.
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  Speaker 1: And then Australia turned up and McKay.
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  Speaker 4: And said play times over boys, here we come, and
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  Speaker 4: Mitch Stark said, nah, this.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't happening and he were embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: Mate. He took ten wickets first girl. Oh, it was incredible.
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  Speaker 4: It was the shortest second shortest Test ever played on
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  Speaker 4: Australian soil. Ozsi's won by inside one inside two days,
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  Speaker 4: by an innings and fifty one runs. There's a beautiful
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  Speaker 4: moment too for me, when Mitchell Stark was getting interviewed
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  Speaker 4: by his wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute. How adorable was.
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  Speaker 6: It talking about whose turn it was to cook?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's playing for dinner. So I'll played the
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  Speaker 4: audio because she started by saying he's playing for dinner,
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  Speaker 4: and he said, you're.
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  Speaker 1: In bigger bucks than I am.
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  Speaker 4: And he just looked at her like he wanted to
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  Speaker 4: eat her, just like he was so in love with him,
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  Speaker 4: Like he's a different dude. He's obviously she's obviously anyone
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  Speaker 4: have a listen.
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  Speaker 2: Who would have thought they stitched this one up? I
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  Speaker 2: played for dinner last night. Does that mean it's your
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  Speaker 2: shot time?
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  Speaker 7: You're bigger bucks?
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations first and foremost. But what a start from you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously when the toss and have a ball? Is that
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  Speaker 2: exactly what you'd hoped?
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  Speaker 7: You said it before you've played more than the rest
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  Speaker 7: of us, But yeah, I mean we clearly went out
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  Speaker 7: our best last week and get your first use to
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  Speaker 7: that that wicket. A lot of the Queenslanders here have
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  Speaker 7: said it's a lot like the Gabba. So yeah, to
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  Speaker 7: make first use of that six in the first session,
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  Speaker 7: can't be Tyne happy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank god they didn't have a fight night before.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it awkward.
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  Speaker 1: He was infatuated with her. That was quite remarkable.
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  Speaker 4: That was encouraging actually for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: Know, but it was not in the Honeymoon mote anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Formula one Lisa, No, you probably couldn't catch it because
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  Speaker 4: it was on pretty late late.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you as well, great man, too early, however you
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  Speaker 1: want to put it.
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  Speaker 4: Lando, Lando won Landa's sealed back to back wins. There
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  Speaker 4: was a monster crash, wasn't there. Oh jeez, have a
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  Speaker 4: look at that. But the British fellow he was on
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  Speaker 4: pole and he just drove past. He was on pole
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  Speaker 4: and then he lost it and he was in a
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  Speaker 4: three way battle with Kimmy Anton, Ellie and Lewis Hamilton.
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  Speaker 1: And George fell Away as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah he Oscar Piasti was sixth. I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: happened there to a long pit stop and Lisa least
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  Speaker 4: has an answer. That's one word, one word, Clarence, I know.
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  Speaker 4: So the other bloke won and he game six. So
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  Speaker 4: Waffle finals this Saturday Perth and clam One at clamont Aval.
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  Speaker 1: The Demons are there.
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  Speaker 6: We got there on the weekend, I know.
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  Speaker 4: But they still made the hung On by point one
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  Speaker 4: point five percent to make the finals, but they got
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  Speaker 4: beaten by Subi. So they play Fremantle on Sunday Freeo Oval.
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  Speaker 4: In the waffle w there was a monster upset easter
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  Speaker 4: Fromantal Sharks speak Swan Districts who won lost last year's
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  Speaker 4: round final by point and this year they lost by
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  Speaker 4: four points.
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  Speaker 1: So they were so upset. It was very unfortunate, but
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  Speaker 1: well on the Sharks.
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  Speaker 4: But I wanted to get to this little bit of
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  Speaker 4: try because the most bizarre story of the weekend the
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  Speaker 4: second edition of the World Humanoid Games in China, so.
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  Speaker 6: Creepy and hilarious at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: I just need to know how to put a stop
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  Speaker 3: button on this.
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  Speaker 4: Into the wall a robot ran nine point three to
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  Speaker 4: two for one hundred meters, so it broke Usain Bolt's
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  Speaker 4: world record for humans.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's on two legs. It's still pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: And the Goodness Machine, he's an android on steroid.
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  Speaker 4: But he's running and it made us so and the
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  Speaker 4: way they stopped they just run into a giant mattress
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  Speaker 4: at the end there, So they haven't quite nailed it yet.
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  Speaker 1: They haven't worked out how to stop. So we're not completely.
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  Speaker 5: Hugely on what they've done the year before, because they
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  Speaker 5: showed footage of them running the year before and they
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  Speaker 5: were much more flower.
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  Speaker 1: They don't pick up any guns. We're sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine playing playing tennis. Did you see him playing tennis
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  Speaker 4: and babbington It was frightening. If they start putting ike together,
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  Speaker 4: we are gone. I welcome them for that job. I
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  Speaker 4: don't have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever finished your IQ and there's a bit,
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  Speaker 1: you've still got a bit left.
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  Speaker 3: That's why the why I welcome our droid future.
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  Speaker 1: And then you go and then you have to undo
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  Speaker 1: it all again.
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  Speaker 6: Nice to read the instructions. Yes, the instructions are very clear.
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  Speaker 5: Well, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: All right, bar we will see you on Wednesday
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  Speaker 3: All catch you then,