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- 3:11Speaker 6: We saw you the hockey game?
- 3:12Speaker 5: Ark?
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- 3:13Speaker 6: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after med
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- 3:24Speaker 5: Would you guys like a BlackBerry?
- 3:26Speaker 1: See this?
- 3:28Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 3:29Speaker 1: I better not too many antioxidants. I'm trying to build
- 3:34Speaker 1: up my oxidants. How are they?
- 3:36Speaker 5: Pretty good?
- 3:38Speaker 1: Fucking thing? I like BlackBerry. It's my favorite jam though.
- 3:41Speaker 1: See this BlackBerry? Uh no, preserved?
- 3:44Speaker 4: I'll take some blackberries.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Freshly foraged? How do they pink blackberries? I know they're
- 3:53Speaker 1: not in a bog. I know that's cranberries.
- 3:55Speaker 5: Cranberries are growing a bog. Yeah. So I had all
- 3:59Speaker 5: these great ingredients. I had bought these because I was
- 4:02Speaker 5: planning to do a BlackBerry mohito where I was gonna muddled.
- 4:09Speaker 5: I was gonna muddle the blackberries with some mint leaves
- 4:14Speaker 5: and some sugar, and then I was going to strain
- 4:18Speaker 5: that through a strainer and.
- 4:19Speaker 4: Then just get a whole bunch of booze in there.
- 4:22Speaker 5: Well gin little seltzer man alcohol alcoholic seltzer, and then
- 4:28Speaker 5: the mint leaves and and all that.
- 4:30Speaker 4: But when Francis gets like a vodka soda, he gets
- 4:32Speaker 4: a high noon and pours vodka into it. And calls
- 4:35Speaker 4: it a vodka soda.
- 4:36Speaker 1: He puts new answer, dam In Hen calls it the barstool.
- 4:39Speaker 5: Where did you get that idea from?
- 4:42Speaker 4: It's just funny to think about.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it is the nicest way to do it,
- 4:47Speaker 1: to really support the barsetol brands. Did you ever make
- 4:49Speaker 1: the mohitas?
- 4:50Speaker 5: I never got to make them, which is why I
- 4:53Speaker 5: still have all these blackberries. And I left my home
- 4:55Speaker 5: from upstate today and I worried that I had all
- 4:58Speaker 5: these leftover grocery that I hadn't.
- 5:00Speaker 4: Gotten to And so when are you heading back?
- 5:04Speaker 5: Not for a week, Oh, I'm renting it this weekend.
- 5:08Speaker 1: You're probably making a fucking brick.
- 5:11Speaker 4: It's pretty good passive income. How much you're making, I
- 5:13Speaker 4: can't say put it back into the show.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Help us special mister Beast does every dollar he makes renting.
- 5:21Speaker 1: We're just mister Best saying we have to you're trying
- 5:24Speaker 1: to be mister Based. Who is josh DMS or no
- 5:27Speaker 1: Joshua Blocks manager. You know who mister based is. Mister
- 5:32Speaker 1: Based is the Wildom T Shirts manager Base God is
- 5:38Speaker 1: a whole other guy.
- 5:40Speaker 4: T shirts to be at like three arts. He's like
- 5:43Speaker 4: a real manager.
- 5:46Speaker 1: He's just shooting a fifty cal at a watermelon.
- 5:49Speaker 4: He's at cias.
- 5:52Speaker 1: He was getting way better, And then I saw a
- 5:54Speaker 1: video of him yelling racial slurgs from the foots like
- 5:57Speaker 1: from the step of a motel. Oh, yeah, I am
- 6:00Speaker 1: shame today. But it's mister Based who's the real profiting
- 6:05Speaker 1: off themigator. Yeah, he acts like I look out for
- 6:09Speaker 1: this kid. No you don't, mister Base, I don't. You're
- 6:11Speaker 1: actually the worst type of profiteer. Yeah, the worst. No
- 6:16Speaker 1: fucking respect for mister Based. What else could you do
- 6:19Speaker 1: with those? I feel like they'd be nice muddled into
- 6:21Speaker 1: a yogurt, a Greek yogurt right now?
- 6:24Speaker 5: You are? Yeah, definitely have some probiotics.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Oh, I take probotics every day.
- 6:31Speaker 5: Your gut is a mess.
- 6:33Speaker 4: I take probiotics, oil of oregano and vitamin D zinc.
- 6:39Speaker 4: And what is the other one? Thorn el thorn? No,
- 6:44Speaker 4: el thorn, el thorn?
- 6:45Speaker 5: No, you're thinking of al I'm not. I know what
- 6:48Speaker 5: is el Thorn is a Norse god.
- 6:51Speaker 1: It's God's wife.
- 6:52Speaker 4: I take those. I take those like every day.
- 6:56Speaker 1: The uh, the oil of oregano is the most food
- 7:00Speaker 1: thing that I believe in with my whole heart. If
- 7:03Speaker 1: I'm starting to get sick, I got a tail of
- 7:05Speaker 1: oregano and it's like it's it changes my fucking life.
- 7:09Speaker 1: And I'm really not even on that foo foo shit.
- 7:11Speaker 4: You're If you take it consistently, it all. It just
- 7:14Speaker 4: helps reduce the acid build up in your stomach. That's
- 7:17Speaker 4: what Ada Mclusky told me. And I'm taking it every
- 7:19Speaker 4: day since he told me about it. That's damn good
- 7:21Speaker 4: because that's like I just have like bad indigestion because
- 7:24Speaker 4: my eating schedule is fucking bullshit.
- 7:27Speaker 6: But it's literally.
- 7:28Speaker 5: Like you think it's the schedule or the gigantic gallon
- 7:31Speaker 5: bag of gummy fucking.
- 7:33Speaker 1: The fact that you threw it up and it wasn't
- 7:35Speaker 1: even like mixed with your stomach acid shows that you
- 7:38Speaker 1: ate it probably laying.
- 7:39Speaker 4: It was in my It was just it just sat
- 7:42Speaker 4: there because it wasn't like I didn't wake up nauseous.
- 7:45Speaker 4: I woke up like, oh I'm gonna throw up right now.
- 7:48Speaker 1: He just emptied out the tank thing kept it going.
- 7:51Speaker 4: What an embarrassing thing to happen. I was more like
- 7:54Speaker 4: I was embarrassed as I was throwing up.
- 7:56Speaker 5: It's funny to think I was.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Like Friday Night Dead Sober. I ate too many dummy
- 8:01Speaker 4: bears and threw up I had.
- 8:06Speaker 6: Like, that's more defunt.
- 8:08Speaker 5: You were probably a little now smoke the bear, now
- 8:11Speaker 5: dead sober. I know you.
- 8:13Speaker 1: That's like a twelve year old activity.
- 8:15Speaker 4: It literally is I played too many video games and
- 8:17Speaker 4: got sick.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Tommy, I was.
- 8:19Speaker 4: It was because I was stimming.
- 8:20Speaker 5: You had a soul. You sleep over by yourself. Yeah,
- 8:26Speaker 5: this is what you did.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Yeah, like the parents weren't home. It's like that's home
- 8:29Speaker 1: alone too. When he goes to the hotel room and
- 8:32Speaker 1: watch his old timey movies and orders like ice cream
- 8:35Speaker 1: and cookies.
- 8:36Speaker 5: Yeah, you had life. You had a solo retreat in
- 8:40Speaker 5: your own home. Yeah, a fun retreat in preparation. Do
- 8:44Speaker 5: you think I could come over sometime?
- 8:46Speaker 4: You can come over today?
- 8:47Speaker 5: Really my pack? All right, I'll do that.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Help him knit the T shirts.
- 8:52Speaker 4: I'm pretty pumped.
- 8:53Speaker 6: I was.
- 8:53Speaker 4: I was like kind of mediocrely pumped because we planned
- 8:57Speaker 4: it so last minute. But now it's like kind of
- 8:59Speaker 4: planning it last week and it rules because now you're
- 9:01Speaker 4: like I'm going tomorrow.
- 9:02Speaker 5: What what are you? How are you getting there?
- 9:03Speaker 4: Flying?
- 9:04Speaker 5: Where?
- 9:05Speaker 6: I'm flying to Denver?
- 9:06Speaker 4: And then I'm flying into Wyoming from Denver.
- 9:08Speaker 5: What part of Wyoming like east? What airport is close?
- 9:13Speaker 5: What airport are you going to?
- 9:14Speaker 6: Casper?
- 9:14Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, Casper, So it's more like the Big Horn area.
- 9:18Speaker 5: Then you guys are running a car. You're running the car, yep,
- 9:21Speaker 5: and then you're gonna drive from there. You're gonna drive west.
- 9:24Speaker 4: I don't want to take this.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna take They're gonna havead west from Casper.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Right there after he rents the Subaru outback? What uh?
- 9:32Speaker 5: What?
- 9:33Speaker 3: Like?
- 9:33Speaker 5: What rivers are you going to fish?
- 9:35Speaker 4: I'm not telling you that.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Why not, because they're gonna get swarmed his honeypots get
- 9:40Speaker 1: fucking his honey hoole is gonna get are worded?
- 9:43Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not trying to get you. Don't You don't
- 9:45Speaker 4: want to give up the spots.
- 9:47Speaker 5: I mean, you're all the way out in western Wyoming, Dude,
- 9:50Speaker 5: I'm not coming out there.
- 9:51Speaker 4: I'm not giving up the spots to you. I'm talking
- 9:53Speaker 4: about the people that are listening.
- 9:54Speaker 1: I can tell you after the show, write it down
- 9:56Speaker 1: and hand it.
- 9:56Speaker 4: It's not even I'm not even doing it for myself.
- 9:58Speaker 5: I'm doing it for the greater good of the rivers. A, well,
- 10:00Speaker 5: will you just kind of give me a general direction.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Because you don't want the rivers to get over fished,
- 10:04Speaker 4: because the next time you go, people.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Will flood there. Like Wayne's World two.
- 10:09Speaker 4: I'm going to the same place that I could fish
- 10:10Speaker 4: that I caught last year, the trout that I posted
- 10:13Speaker 4: on Instagram.
- 10:15Speaker 1: I think this one.
- 10:16Speaker 4: I'm going forward again. I wander again.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Would you recognize her? Absolutely? You filter in your hands?
- 10:22Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
- 10:23Speaker 1: Would you feel the throb?
- 10:24Speaker 4: I mean, the hope is that it that that fish
- 10:26Speaker 4: has doubled in size and I can go catch it again, I'd.
- 10:29Speaker 5: Be one hungry fish. Are you gonna be able to
- 10:32Speaker 5: keep any of the fish that you catch it all?
- 10:35Speaker 1: Really?
- 10:35Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna eat We're gonna eat fish, are you Yeah?
- 10:38Speaker 4: Because we're going to the spot that we could last time.
- 10:40Speaker 1: That's why they're not saying because they don't want the
- 10:42Speaker 1: game warden to pull up.
- 10:43Speaker 4: And catch No, we're not, we're not. We're there's the
- 10:49Speaker 4: rivers that we're fishing at, like mostly during the day.
- 10:53Speaker 4: We're not gonna We're not gonna keep any fish from there.
- 10:55Speaker 4: It'll be at the end of the day we're gonna
- 10:57Speaker 4: go to like creeks and catch brook trout Brook Trout. Yeah,
- 11:00Speaker 4: and then you can cook and eat those bets.
- 11:02Speaker 5: Are you how many tents do you? Guys? Have?
- 11:05Speaker 1: One?
- 11:06Speaker 5: One big one? Yeah, and for four of you? Yeah
- 11:09Speaker 5: you Nate Peters and Bow.
- 11:10Speaker 4: No, Nate's not going you Peters and Bow.
- 11:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:14Speaker 4: But I wanted to get a two and a half.
- 11:15Speaker 4: He wanted to use a two and a half person
- 11:17Speaker 4: tent that he has for a dog that's cozy. We
- 11:20Speaker 4: were like, dude, that's insane.
- 11:22Speaker 5: So you've got a four person Yeah.
- 11:23Speaker 4: Well we haven't gotten it yet. We got to get
- 11:24Speaker 4: it when we get there.
- 11:25Speaker 5: So there's room for one.
- 11:26Speaker 4: That's the only thing that we don't have.
- 11:27Speaker 5: You got spot for one.
- 11:28Speaker 1: More person for you person. You need a four and
- 11:33Speaker 1: a half person to fit you.
- 11:34Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, one normal sized person.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Not like his twin buddies, not like his thin.
- 11:40Speaker 4: Not one fucking shrek?
- 11:43Speaker 5: What are you doing?
- 11:44Speaker 3: Uh?
- 11:45Speaker 5: How are you going to align it? Are you guys
- 11:47Speaker 5: gonna sleep like head to toe? What are you gonna
- 11:50Speaker 5: be three?
- 11:50Speaker 4: It's gonna be freezing.
- 11:51Speaker 5: Are you gonna be three?
- 11:52Speaker 6: You're gonna be body, it's gonna be No, You're gonna.
- 11:55Speaker 4: Be fully in your mummy sleeping sleeping bag.
- 11:59Speaker 6: Right, it's gonna be thirty eight degrees at night.
- 12:02Speaker 5: Do you need a gun for this trip? No, I
- 12:04Speaker 5: have one.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Flying out on the gun. Just buy one when you
- 12:08Speaker 1: get there. I probably could just trade for one.
- 12:10Speaker 4: We were gonna. We were looking at that. You know
- 12:13Speaker 4: what's funny is that actually was part of a conversation
- 12:15Speaker 4: that we had to get a gun about going to Montana.
- 12:18Speaker 4: Is we were talking about this was last year when
- 12:21Speaker 4: we were gonna go to Montana because Montana's got the
- 12:23Speaker 4: highest grizzly population in the lower forty eight. Everyone knows that,
- 12:26Speaker 4: and uh, we were gonna. I was gonna fly to
- 12:30Speaker 4: Colorado and buy a gun and then just give it
- 12:34Speaker 4: to bo.
- 12:35Speaker 1: I know that you would insist on holding the gun
- 12:38Speaker 1: for the whole time, absolutely, and then.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Fumbling who doesn't want the gun?
- 12:42Speaker 1: Then fumbling it like Fredo and the Godfather when it's
- 12:45Speaker 1: time to actually shoot something.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Who would not want the gun on them all day?
- 12:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you would be.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Bear Plexico Buris himself with.
- 12:56Speaker 4: How much better would you feel fishing if you were
- 12:58Speaker 4: walking around all day like in your waiters and then
- 13:00Speaker 4: you just had a gun, just like a pistol just
- 13:02Speaker 4: strapped to the chest all day.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Just being just on your finger and you around like
- 13:09Speaker 1: wider the entire time.
- 13:11Speaker 4: One time I was we were hiking in Wyoming. We
- 13:13Speaker 4: weren't fishing, and we ran into people on the hike
- 13:15Speaker 4: and there was a It was like just like this
- 13:17Speaker 4: young couple and a girl had a pistol in like
- 13:19Speaker 4: literally like these type of shorts like athletic shorts just
- 13:22Speaker 4: in her waistband. That's a bathing suit though, yeah, this
- 13:24Speaker 4: is in a bathing suit. There would be lying if
- 13:26Speaker 4: there was a bathing suit.
- 13:27Speaker 5: She was wearing a men's bathing suit.
- 13:29Speaker 4: Yeap, and she had a gun.
- 13:32Speaker 5: Damn. You have now worn those shorts the last four episodes,
- 13:36Speaker 5: and I'll wear them four more. Do you wash them
- 13:39Speaker 5: in between in between wears? Yeah?
- 13:41Speaker 1: I don't, and then.
- 13:44Speaker 4: They're strictly hand washed shorts.
- 13:48Speaker 5: Take me down to the river.
- 13:50Speaker 4: Used like dove shampoo, beat him with for an hour,
- 13:54Speaker 4: just has a washboard. I used method body wash.
- 14:01Speaker 1: You gotta hand wash him.
- 14:02Speaker 5: I like your fleece though. That's nice, hot as fuck.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but the other alternative is showing off your but
- 14:09Speaker 1: you Oh, that's why you went to Wyoming because you
- 14:11Speaker 1: wanted somewhere cold enough to wear long sleeves.
- 14:14Speaker 4: No, I was pitching all different idea. I was saying,
- 14:16Speaker 4: we should just go to New York.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Yeah, we could have all what if we all met
- 14:21Speaker 1: up in New Paults it would be.
- 14:23Speaker 4: So we met up at your spot at the Poconos,
- 14:26Speaker 4: my spot, your land.
- 14:28Speaker 1: I never bought the land. I got talked out of
- 14:31Speaker 1: buying the lands.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Dumb ass.
- 14:34Speaker 1: I was so excited to buy that Lance.
- 14:35Speaker 6: Did you know about this?
- 14:36Speaker 4: I think was this before your time? Roan got offered,
- 14:39Speaker 4: like he got offered like one hundred acres of land
- 14:42Speaker 4: for like ten k.
- 14:43Speaker 1: And then I think we got a survey. It turned
- 14:45Speaker 1: it down and it was on It was on like
- 14:48Speaker 1: the side of a rock fce.
- 14:49Speaker 6: It was on a little bit of a hill. There
- 14:53Speaker 6: was a little bit of a slope.
- 14:55Speaker 4: I was like, how come we can't work with it?
- 14:57Speaker 1: Was like a girl. It was like this old man
- 14:59Speaker 1: in a who like pitched it to my friend who
- 15:02Speaker 1: was up there, and the bartender was like, Randy, you're
- 15:05Speaker 1: not pitching that land. She was like so tired of
- 15:09Speaker 1: it because he must have pitched every like Philadelphia shoebie
- 15:13Speaker 1: that came into that shitty ass bar that they were at.
- 15:17Speaker 4: I gotta get some land.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Land is the first thing I want, Yeah, anywhere.
- 15:22Speaker 5: Land is like like bitcoin, right, it's the only resource
- 15:25Speaker 5: that's never going to replenish more than what it is
- 15:29Speaker 5: already in stock.
- 15:31Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Land is just like bitcoin.
- 15:33Speaker 4: I would love a good thing land.
- 15:34Speaker 5: John Adams famously believed that having land was the ultimate
- 15:39Speaker 5: currency and resource.
- 15:41Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I don't see how it isn't having
- 15:44Speaker 4: like a like something you own. This is my this
- 15:47Speaker 4: is my cut of America.
- 15:48Speaker 5: I think that as the world kind of continues to
- 15:53Speaker 5: fall apart at the seams, right, we have more and
- 15:56Speaker 5: more horrific disasters.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Happening.
- 16:00Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems like those things are happening more more
- 16:03Speaker 5: frequently these days. No weather events.
- 16:08Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, Noah's ark seemed gnarly true.
- 16:11Speaker 4: Noah's ark was as bad as it gets.
- 16:13Speaker 1: And with the flood, like seems like weather's been happening.
- 16:16Speaker 5: Look, if you believe in Noah's ark, then I guess
- 16:18Speaker 5: every single animal on Earth it's the product of incest.
- 16:22Speaker 5: It is.
- 16:22Speaker 4: That's like a great People use that as an excuse
- 16:25Speaker 4: like against global warming.
- 16:27Speaker 1: They should. Yeah, I'm sure, here's the playbook.
- 16:29Speaker 4: And that on that round thing, the round interviews.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched all of it.
- 16:36Speaker 6: Did you watch you.
- 16:37Speaker 4: Watch the new one?
- 16:38Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 16:38Speaker 4: I only saw clips. I just saw the clip of
- 16:40Speaker 4: that dude with the mustache like in the hat. What
- 16:43Speaker 4: kind of immigrants are we talking about? Guys like what?
- 16:47Speaker 1: He's from Iran? So you're saying that if we keep
- 16:49Speaker 1: on having natural disasters that you're going to need someone.
- 16:52Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you know, it's just going to be
- 16:56Speaker 5: like the in theory, the projections if depending on what
- 16:58Speaker 5: you believe, are that like Bangladesh is going to be
- 17:01Speaker 5: underwater India, huge parts of India, which is going to
- 17:04Speaker 5: displace all these people.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Hasn't the shoreline already gone up like a lot of India.
- 17:08Speaker 5: The rising sea level. So if that happens, where those
- 17:11Speaker 5: people going to go? I'll tell you where they're going
- 17:14Speaker 5: to go, Maine, which is why I'm buying hundreds and
- 17:19Speaker 5: hundreds of acres of woods in northern Maine so that
- 17:23Speaker 5: I can sell them to the Indian families or the
- 17:26Speaker 5: government desperate for sanctuary.
- 17:30Speaker 1: It's not a bad idea, but the Bangladeshi's are gonna
- 17:33Speaker 1: and you're gonna drive out the price for those you're kind.
- 17:37Speaker 5: There ten billion rupee.
- 17:39Speaker 1: That dude that.
- 17:39Speaker 4: Bought up all the hand sanitizer.
- 17:41Speaker 5: During COVID, Yeah, exactly.
- 17:43Speaker 4: I'm just trying to sell it and just no one
- 17:45Speaker 4: bought it.
- 17:45Speaker 5: The mart the Martin Screlly displaced families.
- 17:52Speaker 1: You actually should set up some kind of transportation direct
- 17:56Speaker 1: to Maine now, so for when that happens, you have
- 17:58Speaker 1: the infrastructure to bring all right to me. I like that, yeah,
- 18:02Speaker 1: because if they wind up going to like just you know,
- 18:05Speaker 1: another close country.
- 18:06Speaker 5: I'm funding the only catmen do Portland direct. It is
- 18:14Speaker 5: the longest NonStop flight in the world.
- 18:17Speaker 1: NonStop, like the bread Yeah, we do make a non stop, quick, NonStop.
- 18:27Speaker 4: You guys ready for EWC next week?
- 18:29Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this week? Gaming?
- 18:35Speaker 5: Oh is it?
- 18:36Speaker 1: Lacey's going to be there.
- 18:38Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the World Cup Sports World Cup there. It's
- 18:45Speaker 4: in Saudi Arabia.
- 18:46Speaker 5: Is it interesting? The Mecca, the Mecca up gaming.
- 18:51Speaker 4: I gotta get out to Saudi asap.
- 18:54Speaker 1: The Saudi money, you know, they have such good money.
- 18:57Speaker 4: Oh man. I was reading some comments this weekend of
- 18:59Speaker 4: about my gaming skills that just really made me put
- 19:02Speaker 4: pedal to the metal. This weekend.
- 19:03Speaker 5: I think I'm curious, why do you think you're good
- 19:08Speaker 5: at Call of Duty video games?
- 19:10Speaker 4: Because I know I am.
- 19:12Speaker 5: How many times do you need to be shown that
- 19:14Speaker 5: you're not.
- 19:15Speaker 4: I'm not good at Madden or Halo. I don't know.
- 19:18Speaker 6: I mean I'm not good at Halos.
- 19:19Speaker 4: I don't play Halo. I think if I played Halo consistently,
- 19:22Speaker 4: I would get good at it. I'm good at Call
- 19:26Speaker 4: of Duty because I play it all the time. I
- 19:27Speaker 4: think that you would be my sick if you knew
- 19:31Speaker 4: how many hours I had in Call of Duty.
- 19:32Speaker 5: I think my experience is playing video games against you
- 19:35Speaker 5: have made me realize that video games somehow are a
- 19:38Speaker 5: sport that requires athletic skill, because it's the only explanation
- 19:41Speaker 5: for why I continue to be pretty.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Good at it. That is funny. I mean, think of
- 19:49Speaker 1: how good you'd be a Call of Duty if you
- 19:50Speaker 1: put in the amount of hours that he puts into.
- 19:52Speaker 5: Call wouldn't be on this fucking show. That's for goddamn
- 19:55Speaker 5: sureybe making less Saudi Arabia the Wall, doing p IT
- 20:00Speaker 5: demonstrations in.
- 20:01Speaker 4: Arabia, making less money.
- 20:02Speaker 1: He'd be praying at the Green Wall.
- 20:04Speaker 5: What's his name? Am? O C. Muhammad bin Selman MBA,
- 20:10Speaker 5: MBS the crown prince, he may be the king. Now
- 20:14Speaker 5: is the King of Saudi Arabia dead? And has he
- 20:18Speaker 5: been replaced by MBS? Can we look at him?
- 20:23Speaker 4: B is the king of Saudi Arabia.
- 20:29Speaker 5: Okay, so that's not NBS. So NBS is the crown
- 20:32Speaker 5: Prince of the Saudi king Kingdom, right, and he's the
- 20:38Speaker 5: one that's pulling all the strings.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 20:42Speaker 5: The original ruler of Saudi Arabia, the guy who like
- 20:46Speaker 5: created the kingdom of Saudi Arabia was this guy named
- 20:48Speaker 5: Ibn Saoud Okay, and he conquered whatever disparate tribes of
- 20:54Speaker 5: Bedouins and people were in the area on horseback, came
- 20:58Speaker 5: in said, this is now a country whatever. I don't
- 21:02Speaker 5: know when it was. It must have been like I
- 21:03Speaker 5: don't know, maybe the nineteen thirties, twenties.
- 21:05Speaker 1: So he probably had one gun. Just did it all.
- 21:07Speaker 5: This dude, I had fifty five sons. It's a shit
- 21:13Speaker 5: with like fifteen or twenty wives.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:17Speaker 1: So the it's easy to be like religiously devout when
- 21:21Speaker 1: your religion is like, yeah, you have everybody. Yeah, I
- 21:24Speaker 1: actually love my religion.
- 21:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I give everybody.
- 21:27Speaker 1: For our religion. The twenty wives.
- 21:30Speaker 5: The succession of the Saudi throne has passed laterally from
- 21:36Speaker 5: his sons to other sons for the entirety since he
- 21:42Speaker 5: was the king right so it went to his son,
- 21:44Speaker 5: and then it went from that guy to one of
- 21:45Speaker 5: his brothers, and then it went to like a half brother,
- 21:48Speaker 5: so on and so forth. They are running out of
- 21:51Speaker 5: original sons of ibn saout.
- 21:55Speaker 4: So they're spawning new ones.
- 21:58Speaker 5: The next ruler, it is presumed, for the first time,
- 22:00Speaker 5: I believe in the history of Saudi Arabia will pass
- 22:04Speaker 5: vertically down to one of the grandsons. It's been the
- 22:09Speaker 5: first time that there is a non son of the
- 22:12Speaker 5: original ruler.
- 22:13Speaker 4: Why doesn't he to try to fuck one more time?
- 22:15Speaker 5: He's dead?
- 22:17Speaker 4: They can figure it out.
- 22:20Speaker 1: They got unlimited money. Yeah, get a shred of a
- 22:23Speaker 1: sperm and crowd.
- 22:26Speaker 6: Create a child.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:28Speaker 5: Yeah. But NBS is the guy who orchestrated the killing
- 22:34Speaker 5: and the consulate in Turkey of the fucking Washington Post
- 22:39Speaker 5: op ed calmness Jamal Kashogi. He basically do you know
- 22:44Speaker 5: that story?
- 22:45Speaker 6: Yeah, of course.
- 22:47Speaker 5: He sent two private jets of hit men in the
- 22:50Speaker 5: middle of the fucking night to Istanbul because this guy
- 22:53Speaker 5: had been writing these columns speaking out against the against
- 22:57Speaker 5: the Saudi royal family, and he sent them and they
- 23:02Speaker 5: the guy went in to get his passport renewed in
- 23:05Speaker 5: the embassy in Istanbul, and then they went in after
- 23:09Speaker 5: he went in, killed him and cut his head off,
- 23:14Speaker 5: and then like cut his arms off, just dismembered him,
- 23:17Speaker 5: fucking threw him away, I think, or dissolved him in
- 23:20Speaker 5: the vats of acid. And then they got on private.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Two planes of hit men.
- 23:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Did he like set them off like the movie rat
- 23:27Speaker 1: Race and they all like sprinted after him? Or did
- 23:29Speaker 1: they all work in concert with one another?
- 23:31Speaker 5: They were all working together?
- 23:33Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, and that's so many hitmen.
- 23:36Speaker 5: He did this and everyone knew, Everyone knew that he
- 23:39Speaker 5: had done this. Does a guy write a journalist that
- 23:42Speaker 5: was writing for the Washington Post, one of our most
- 23:45Speaker 5: highly circulated newspapers.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're a lib, I mean.
- 23:50Speaker 5: Just by just by circulation alone. I actually think I
- 23:53Speaker 5: think it's bigger than like New York Times, and it
- 23:55Speaker 5: may be bigger than a Wall Street journal I don't know.
- 23:57Speaker 4: I have no idea.
- 23:59Speaker 5: Anyway, He bet bezos ounds it now, Yeah, WAPO.
- 24:03Speaker 4: Jeff and he's blocking he's blocking articles.
- 24:07Speaker 5: Yeah, so he anyway, they killed him, and like, we
- 24:12Speaker 5: were not happy about it, but we ended up not
- 24:14Speaker 5: doing anything about it because having a strategic alliance with
- 24:18Speaker 5: Saudi Arabia is more important than protecting the free speech
- 24:22Speaker 5: of the journalists of Americans. Yeah, so anyway, that's what happened.
- 24:26Speaker 1: That is good ass fucking lore. Goddamn, it was nice
- 24:29Speaker 1: to learn something.
- 24:32Speaker 4: I'll say it. I'm out.
- 24:34Speaker 1: What about the live golf?
- 24:36Speaker 5: Fuck live golf too.
- 24:38Speaker 1: You love free speech?
- 24:39Speaker 4: I love free speech.
- 24:40Speaker 1: I love free speech too. One of the guys who
- 24:43Speaker 1: was on that surrounded thing was like, we need to
- 24:45Speaker 1: He's like, I don't even think the First Amendment should
- 24:47Speaker 1: be extended to blasphemy. So basically, like you, free speech
- 24:52Speaker 1: exists unless you're like, oh my god, then you can
- 24:56Speaker 1: be arrested.
- 25:00Speaker 4: That might be hard to crack down on.
- 25:02Speaker 1: He's like, I'm a fascist. I don't care if you
- 25:04Speaker 1: call me Hitler, or I don't care if you call
- 25:06Speaker 1: me a Nazi. I'm a Catholic. Yeah, it was a
- 25:09Speaker 1: crazy line. It doesn't really make such This ship was
- 25:12Speaker 1: so fucking funny. Those are intoxicating, Those are like our
- 25:16Speaker 1: modern day Jerry Springer. Yeah, I mean it's just like
- 25:19Speaker 1: you know how Oprah had on like like the Black
- 25:22Speaker 1: Panthers against the KKK. One episode was like I didn't
- 25:26Speaker 1: know it was going to be so explosive.
- 25:27Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yeah everything, Yeah, it was like mid nineties programming.
- 25:32Speaker 5: Giraldo Rivera used to have that on too. Yeah, and
- 25:35Speaker 5: he had his nose broken live on TV once.
- 25:37Speaker 1: No, he punched someone, Giraldo did. Yes, he punched someone
- 25:41Speaker 1: in the streets. Someone called I think called him a
- 25:43Speaker 1: jew or something like that.
- 25:44Speaker 5: No, Giraldo had his own nose broken on TV.
- 25:48Speaker 1: But well that he might have also punched someone.
- 25:50Speaker 4: I bet that's true, could have gotten a couple of
- 25:52Speaker 4: swings in.
- 25:53Speaker 1: I think that Heraldo was just brawling Doroaldo.
- 25:56Speaker 4: You know what I watched for the first time the
- 25:58Speaker 4: other day was the video footage of Busy his big fight.
- 26:01Speaker 5: Oh it's crazy. Yeah, it's insane, backing up as fast
- 26:04Speaker 5: as you can.
- 26:05Speaker 1: That's such a sick line, and he was like, took
- 26:07Speaker 1: some gave me. He is the coolest dude that works
- 26:11Speaker 1: at Box even like like he kind of has them watched.
- 26:20Speaker 4: I was watching the video because they it was like
- 26:22Speaker 4: a clip of it came up on my YouTube. It's
- 26:24Speaker 4: a clip from uh Spitting Chicklets, and I watched the
- 26:27Speaker 4: video and it was like the way that he just
- 26:29Speaker 4: like the video is cool, and then the way that
- 26:31Speaker 4: he describes it and then like the way that he
- 26:33Speaker 4: just talks about it is hilarious. And you're like, like, right.
- 26:38Speaker 1: I couldn't come up with that. He's living in a Jason, Yeah, sit.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Down and come up with that story for like four hours.
- 26:48Speaker 1: It's literally like a John Wick plot.
- 26:51Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 26:54Speaker 4: I didn't know that those dudes are were like they
- 26:56Speaker 4: were getting into it before to just going around different
- 26:59Speaker 4: places people up.
- 27:00Speaker 5: This happens on Heraldo's show, This Guy. It's a race battle.
- 27:04Speaker 5: He had like crazy people.
- 27:06Speaker 6: On and so they've been doing this forever and.
- 27:08Speaker 5: Then this happens and the older.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Black guy just starts choking a white guy and a
- 27:12Speaker 1: guy comes over the top and froze. There's literally a
- 27:15Speaker 1: race ride on there.
- 27:16Speaker 5: She's on live TV, yeah or taped. I don't know.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Of this show as a race war breaks out in
- 27:22Speaker 1: your headset. No, You're like, I'm fucking rich. Is it
- 27:26Speaker 1: gonna be a clip forever? That's exactly what the producer
- 27:29Speaker 1: of Heraldo Rivera wanted to happen when the KKK that's true.
- 27:35Speaker 1: They just had dollar sign eyes.
- 27:37Speaker 5: And then I guess Heraldo's trying to break it up,
- 27:39Speaker 5: but like you'll see, there's a shot coming up where
- 27:41Speaker 5: he I mean, his nose is like streaming blood. Yeah,
- 27:45Speaker 5: right here, that's him.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Because he punched a black guy. He was like, this
- 27:48Speaker 1: is my chance to get a shot in.
- 27:52Speaker 5: Heraldo gets absolutely clocked.
- 27:55Speaker 1: This is a completely unrelated do you know who to
- 27:57Speaker 1: who the guy Queen's flip is. He's a who's on
- 28:01Speaker 1: Joe Budden Show. He's just like a popular YouTuber who's
- 28:04Speaker 1: from Queens. It's like he used to do a bunch
- 28:06Speaker 1: of stuff with battle Rap. One time he was doing
- 28:08Speaker 1: a live streaming. The two people who were live streaming
- 28:11Speaker 1: started fighting, and uh, he's acting like he's breaking up
- 28:14Speaker 1: the fight and then like just starts like getting shots
- 28:16Speaker 1: in one of the guys and they go back to
- 28:18Speaker 1: breaking it up. But he just knows it's chaos and
- 28:21Speaker 1: just takes a chance to start bunching people. It's such
- 28:24Speaker 1: a fucking funny move.
- 28:26Speaker 4: That's where that's actually how I got to the video,
- 28:27Speaker 4: and I think about it was from the video of
- 28:29Speaker 4: the old NHL player fighting that on the golf course.
- 28:33Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course I told you to hurry up,
- 28:43Speaker 5: get the hell out of here. We're not shaking your hands,
- 28:48Speaker 5: and then that no, there'll be no shaking your hands.
- 28:50Speaker 4: Have to put on an apology the dude who got
- 28:53Speaker 4: the ship kicked out of him, we were being assholes.
- 28:57Speaker 4: That's gonna suck. Why why do you need to put
- 28:59Speaker 4: on apology as just a regular person.
- 29:02Speaker 5: Because everyone hates you.
- 29:06Speaker 1: Go back into your.
- 29:07Speaker 4: Why does everyone hate him though? Like he what do
- 29:09Speaker 4: you even like?
- 29:09Speaker 5: He got? Because everyone hates people who play slowly on
- 29:13Speaker 5: golf courses.
- 29:14Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes sense period.
- 29:16Speaker 5: Everybody hates those people. And even people who play slowly
- 29:21Speaker 5: think that they don't play slowly and get annoyed at
- 29:25Speaker 5: other people that play so, and and certainly the concept
- 29:28Speaker 5: of playing slowly.
- 29:30Speaker 1: And so they got that's why the guy beat the
- 29:32Speaker 1: ship out of someone because they played slowly.
- 29:33Speaker 4: Because he tried to pass.
- 29:34Speaker 5: Those two guys who were ahead of them that got
- 29:38Speaker 5: beaten up were shit faced drunk, and we're taking forever
- 29:42Speaker 5: to keep going, and.
- 29:43Speaker 1: So they're like, we play through.
- 29:44Speaker 5: I think the guys them we're trying to play quickly.
- 29:46Speaker 4: He said that they got to like the third hole.
- 29:49Speaker 4: They've been playing for like over an hour and they
- 29:51Speaker 4: just got to the third I think it was like
- 29:53Speaker 4: the third hole, and he said that it was backed
- 29:55Speaker 4: up like a lot, and he said he was going
- 29:57Speaker 4: to go say something, so he said he drove his
- 29:58Speaker 4: card up. There was like a line of carts waiting
- 30:00Speaker 4: to tee off, and he drove his cart up and
- 30:02Speaker 4: he was like, we gotta move it, ony, guys, we
- 30:04Speaker 4: gotta speed this up. And then immediately that dude was like,
- 30:06Speaker 4: I'm gonna.
- 30:06Speaker 5: Fucking kill you. Really, no, yeah, is that right?
- 30:11Speaker 6: Yes?
- 30:12Speaker 4: He said that immediately when he when he pulled up,
- 30:14Speaker 4: the dude was smack was like barrel fisting his chest.
- 30:18Speaker 5: It seemed like this had been a growing problem, at
- 30:21Speaker 5: least from the clips that I watched.
- 30:23Speaker 4: The full interview with the dude that got in the fight,
- 30:25Speaker 4: you thought it was staged. I don't know. Yeah, that
- 30:31Speaker 4: is true.
- 30:35Speaker 6: That is true.
- 30:36Speaker 5: I like this.
- 30:38Speaker 6: I could see it being staged conspiracy.
- 30:42Speaker 4: You really don't see him getting hurt at all, and
- 30:44Speaker 4: there's no blood anywhere, and that dude that's hitting him
- 30:47Speaker 4: is like five hundred pounds.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Of steel, the undertakers out on the golf course.
- 30:54Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 30:55Speaker 4: I don't know that guy. I don't know. I'm assuming
- 30:58Speaker 4: he was in the NHL.
- 30:59Speaker 5: Yeah, he was in four certain was he a problem
- 31:01Speaker 5: the ice? I don't know, right.
- 31:04Speaker 1: If he was an enforcer, he definitely was a problem.
- 31:06Speaker 1: But I mean, I guess Biz, look wasn't.
- 31:08Speaker 4: I mean, what was he the biggest guy on the
- 31:10Speaker 4: ice by a mile. It's like build like an O lineman.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Maybe the brother just got a little bit chunky after
- 31:17Speaker 1: he quit the league.
- 31:21Speaker 4: I don't know who it was.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Hockey guys just having fighting in their back pocket. But
- 31:26Speaker 1: it's like honorable fighting for the most part, is such
- 31:29Speaker 1: a nice trump card.
- 31:31Speaker 5: Ye.
- 31:31Speaker 4: The way that Bizz was describing it to us was like,
- 31:34Speaker 4: it's like they don't even like they don't even want
- 31:36Speaker 4: to have to bring out the tools sometimes.
- 31:38Speaker 1: They got to. Yeah, that's what all fighters say. He weapons.
- 31:43Speaker 5: He played for Tampa Bay Lightning, Nashville Predators, in the
- 31:46Speaker 5: Florida Panthers.
- 31:49Speaker 1: It's a tough life, though, having to fight fight for
- 31:52Speaker 1: your boys. I know Biz talks about it being depressing.
- 31:55Speaker 5: Man. When I listened to him talk about it, it's
- 31:58Speaker 5: I had a long conversation with you about at the
- 32:00Speaker 5: Ryder Cup, and I was like, he didn't want to
- 32:03Speaker 5: do it, but.
- 32:05Speaker 4: He was like, no, it was his only way into
- 32:07Speaker 4: the energy.
- 32:07Speaker 5: You spend your entire life pursuing his dream, and like
- 32:10Speaker 5: they give you that that is as your only option,
- 32:12Speaker 5: Like what are you supposed to do?
- 32:15Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 32:16Speaker 5: And he talked about the nerves of you know, going
- 32:20Speaker 5: in the night knowing you're gonna have to fight, knowing
- 32:23Speaker 5: you half to fight a guy who's way bigger and
- 32:25Speaker 5: better at fighting than you are.
- 32:27Speaker 4: The craziest one that he talked about is the minor leagues.
- 32:29Speaker 4: Is when he said that you would he would get
- 32:31Speaker 4: he was because he was still fighting in the minor league.
- 32:33Speaker 4: So he said that he would go fight and then
- 32:34Speaker 4: they would just get on a bus and they'd have
- 32:36Speaker 4: a game the next day and they'd be like you
- 32:38Speaker 4: gotta go fight again, yeah, And so he'd be like
- 32:40Speaker 4: getting on the bus like heads ringing, and he just
- 32:43Speaker 4: got in a fucking fist fight. Yeah, and they'll fight
- 32:49Speaker 4: another dude like every day.
- 32:52Speaker 1: That sucks.
- 32:52Speaker 4: So imagine going to bed every night being like I
- 32:54Speaker 4: gotta beat the ship out. I gotta try to beat
- 32:56Speaker 4: the ship out.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Of this random and skates makes it so much funnier.
- 33:00Speaker 1: That's like having like a karate match on a tightrope.
- 33:03Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, and now his career is, you know,
- 33:07Speaker 5: being on a fun podcast, sitting at home talking to
- 33:09Speaker 5: his buddies, and then occasionally going into like putting a
- 33:12Speaker 5: suit on and being one of the most celebrated analysts
- 33:16Speaker 5: in the NHL. It's very much to me. It's like
- 33:22Speaker 5: it's like taking a bull that's being ridden by rodeo
- 33:27Speaker 5: cowboys and having spurs dug into his sides for fifteen years,
- 33:31Speaker 5: and then after a while being like, Okay, now we're
- 33:34Speaker 5: going to just put you out in another By the way,
- 33:36Speaker 5: you can just fuck all all of those female cows
- 33:42Speaker 5: and you're gonna just be a mating guy from now on.
- 33:45Speaker 1: But every now and then when the Irish Travelers come around,
- 33:47Speaker 1: he's got to be that fucking yeah nasty. What did
- 33:51Speaker 1: they call themselves, Irish Travelers?
- 33:54Speaker 4: Is that there was their name?
- 33:56Speaker 5: That's like a phenomenon. Yeah, it's like a.
- 33:59Speaker 1: It's like gypsy or I don't know if you can
- 34:01Speaker 1: even say that word, but like, uh, Texas, they.
- 34:05Speaker 4: Just go around fighting people.
- 34:06Speaker 5: No, they do. They do bad stuff, They break laws.
- 34:11Speaker 4: Well, I think fist fighting in a restaurant is pretty
- 34:15Speaker 4: hold on, look it up, all right?
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- 36:20Speaker 1: I guess is that they're that They're one is from
- 36:23Speaker 1: Ohio and one is from Hawaii, and it's like, oh Hi.
- 36:26Speaker 1: It's like Ohio Hawaii.
- 36:28Speaker 4: Their states or something like that, like Hi oh Hi
- 36:32Speaker 4: contains one of the best comedy sex scenes to grace
- 36:35Speaker 4: the big screen in some time. What now I'm hooked?
- 36:41Speaker 4: See oh Hi, starring Molly Gordon and Logan and Logan Luherman,
- 36:47Speaker 4: only in theaters on July twenty eighth. Tickets are on
- 36:50Speaker 4: sale now at o himovie dot com. That's oh and maybe.
- 36:54Speaker 1: What did I say twenty eighth?
- 36:57Speaker 6: That could be a five or eight.
- 36:59Speaker 4: That'shchi movie dot com for more info.
- 37:04Speaker 1: I gotta see that.
- 37:05Speaker 4: It honestly could be a nine.
- 37:08Speaker 1: The movie out of ten, definitely.
- 37:10Speaker 4: Alrighty, let's talk about Netflix. I mean, we love Netflix.
- 37:17Speaker 4: Happy Gilmore is returning to Netflix. Well, Happy Gilmore one
- 37:20Speaker 4: is actually already back on Netflix, I believe, and I
- 37:23Speaker 4: believe on Friday, Happy Gilmore two comes out.
- 37:26Speaker 1: I heard such good things about it.
- 37:28Speaker 4: I've heard great things. Happy Gilmore's returning after twenty nine years.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Adam Sandler is bringing his iconic and beloved character back
- 37:34Speaker 4: to the screen, featuring Julie Bowen, Christopher McDonald's.
- 37:41Speaker 1: They run, but the gang back together Antonio from the
- 37:44Speaker 1: first one. It's the first One's one of the best
- 37:47Speaker 1: movies of all time. She like comedy and you're here
- 37:50Speaker 1: son of a boy that you know.
- 37:52Speaker 4: Julie Bowen too, and she's wrong with Juli classic.
- 37:55Speaker 1: She's an absolute classn.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Family also features pro golfers Rory oh Rory McElroy, Scotti
- 38:01Speaker 4: Scheffler and Brooks Koepka and Bryson Dant. Oh wow, there's
- 38:04Speaker 4: a lot of golfers, Okay, Bryson d Chapeau, justin Thomas's
- 38:09Speaker 4: a lot of golfers. I wonder if that was fulfilling
- 38:12Speaker 4: for Scotty.
- 38:12Speaker 1: You have to hope the seeing the movie on Netflix
- 38:16Speaker 1: definitely will be fulfilling for me. There's not a doubt
- 38:18Speaker 1: in my mind.
- 38:20Speaker 4: And you can go to your happy place on July
- 38:24Speaker 4: twenty fifth with Happy Gilmour two only on Netflix. Can't wait.
- 38:28Speaker 1: What are Irish travelers and why do they have such
- 38:30Speaker 1: a bad route? I've never even heard of them before this,
- 38:33Speaker 1: And then everything I see is like, this is the
- 38:34Speaker 1: only group you can be racist.
- 38:36Speaker 4: Towards is the Irish travelers.
- 38:38Speaker 1: They're so bad.
- 38:40Speaker 4: Oh, you the only group you can be racist I
- 38:42Speaker 4: thought you meant.
- 38:42Speaker 5: Like, oh, they're also known as tinkers or pavis, and
- 38:46Speaker 5: they're an indigenous, nomadic ethnic group with origins in Ireland.
- 38:50Speaker 5: They have a distinct culture, language, and traditions, and have
- 38:54Speaker 5: lived as a separate group for centuries, often on the
- 38:57Speaker 5: fringes of mainstream Irish society. While traditionally nomadic, many now
- 39:00Speaker 5: living houses or caravans on designated sites. So maybe they're
- 39:06Speaker 5: maybe it was just this particular group, but I.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Know that there's like a group in Texas. There's maybe
- 39:11Speaker 1: even a community of them in Texas or something like.
- 39:13Speaker 5: This guy was these guys that attacked biz were they
- 39:19Speaker 5: were criminals?
- 39:20Speaker 4: They were tinkers.
- 39:23Speaker 1: They were tinker tailor soldier spies.
- 39:25Speaker 4: Isn't that what they were called?
- 39:26Speaker 1: Tinkers?
- 39:26Speaker 4: Tinkers?
- 39:27Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 39:28Speaker 4: It wasn't that one of those names for it was?
- 39:30Speaker 5: Was it?
- 39:30Speaker 1: That was one of the two names you said? And
- 39:33Speaker 1: that's probably like a heavy slur said we're allowed to
- 39:36Speaker 1: be racist. Yeah, Well, if a Japanese person says tinkers,
- 39:39Speaker 1: they there pinkers or four are all fucking tinkers?
- 39:47Speaker 4: Come quick. There's a couple of tinkers in the lobby.
- 39:52Speaker 1: It's really just them trying to say thinkers tinkers in
- 39:58Speaker 1: the Lobby vitual group.
- 40:00Speaker 4: We're all tankers, but they're just a misunderstood group of geniuses.
- 40:10Speaker 1: Like shitty accents. We're clearly idiots trying to.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Can't stop getting in fights.
- 40:17Speaker 1: They're so misunderstood. We're all tankers.
- 40:20Speaker 4: We're trying to tell you, guys. We're trying to tell you, guys,
- 40:22Speaker 4: the reason behind global warming.
- 40:24Speaker 1: We found the cure, we figured out space on the
- 40:28Speaker 1: travel or big tanks.
- 40:31Speaker 4: These are those punk as Irish.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Kill them. We need our enforcer to fight you guys.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Fucking column. What's call them? Been up to call them spies? Bro.
- 40:50Speaker 1: We haven't talked about the s BS.
- 40:51Speaker 5: No, let's talk about the s.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Congratulations on your big writing gig.
- 40:56Speaker 6: Yeah, I got to write for the SP's.
- 40:57Speaker 5: That was cool.
- 40:58Speaker 4: Shout Shane.
- 40:59Speaker 5: Big ups to Harry getting getting his jokes into.
- 41:04Speaker 1: The one joke where you were like, no, Matt's wife
- 41:08Speaker 1: should be black.
- 41:13Speaker 4: It was pretty cool.
- 41:14Speaker 6: The credits were pretty cool.
- 41:15Speaker 4: I didn't no one expected that and we were like,
- 41:18Speaker 4: come in like the third credit, it was like Shane
- 41:22Speaker 4: Gillis Producers.
- 41:25Speaker 1: And then you Sarah Tiana Love fair lev Guardini.
- 41:29Speaker 4: They spell my name with two l Sean.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Sean, Yeah, some classic jokes. Don't tell us which ones
- 41:36Speaker 1: were in there. I want to I want to think
- 41:38Speaker 1: they were all yours. But I also know, I know,
- 41:43Speaker 1: I know it was a successful last monologue because I
- 41:46Speaker 1: saw both Peter Rosenberg and like people on like who
- 41:50Speaker 1: are pretty left and then like Nick fuente Is people
- 41:53Speaker 1: who are pretty far right, all being like that sucked. Yeah,
- 41:58Speaker 1: it was like it was. It was panned the extremes
- 42:01Speaker 1: with both sides, and I fucking uproariously laughed at it all.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just insane, like just another thing that you're like,
- 42:07Speaker 4: I didn't realize Chane was that big is when you like,
- 42:11Speaker 4: while he was doing the monologue, the jokes were at
- 42:13Speaker 4: like fifty thousand likes on Twitter. Yeah, like people were
- 42:16Speaker 4: clipping it out and posting it immediately. Yeah, and it
- 42:19Speaker 4: was like already going viral.
- 42:21Speaker 1: On like accounts that just have like Drew ski clips
- 42:25Speaker 1: and like.
- 42:25Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got to make an account like that. Yeah,
- 42:29Speaker 4: that's passive income.
- 42:30Speaker 1: Comedy comedy SaaS, like Comedy Hub, Yeah, something like that,
- 42:34Speaker 1: SaaS clips, SaaS clips.
- 42:35Speaker 4: No, I'm talking about it. I'm just gonna start clipping
- 42:37Speaker 4: up Shane's clips and making money off of them. You
- 42:42Speaker 4: guys have misunderstood men, No, I got it clips in line.
- 42:46Speaker 5: I've been scalping his tickets for the last years.
- 42:50Speaker 4: Everyone's got to eat.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Everyone's got it.
- 42:54Speaker 1: How did the process work with you guys? Uh? Like,
- 42:57Speaker 1: how did that come to be?
- 42:59Speaker 4: Shane texted us when he got when they said, when
- 43:02Speaker 4: you found out he was hosting, and then he just said,
- 43:04Speaker 4: I need jokes for this, so we just wrote me.
- 43:08Speaker 4: Guardanian Lev wrote, I wrote a ton of jokes. Werot
- 43:12Speaker 4: like ten pages of jokes and then we like cut
- 43:14Speaker 4: it down.
- 43:15Speaker 1: Size eight too?
- 43:16Speaker 4: Right?
- 43:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really tiny single line.
- 43:19Speaker 5: Were there any that you guys wrote that you really
- 43:22Speaker 5: loved that did not get into the show that?
- 43:25Speaker 4: Well, there's obviously like there's a ship time that we
- 43:27Speaker 4: wrote that didn't get in.
- 43:27Speaker 5: Because was there one favorite of yours, one that you
- 43:30Speaker 5: want to tell right now that you thought was really good?
- 43:33Speaker 6: I sent the ones.
- 43:33Speaker 4: That I that I liked to pft, but the fucking
- 43:38Speaker 4: that Zach guy kind of butchered the one of them.
- 43:42Speaker 1: What what what bad? He made you look bad?
- 43:45Speaker 4: Well he didn't. I don't think he had read them before,
- 43:48Speaker 4: so he was reading them for the first time.
- 43:49Speaker 1: It was sasas Zach beef.
- 43:52Speaker 4: No, there's zero beef at all. It was very funny. Bro,
- 43:55Speaker 4: I just meant that.
- 43:56Speaker 1: He like joke.
- 43:58Speaker 6: He said the.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Last Bro, you do not want to fuck with Zach?
- 44:02Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you said, uh A, well, like no, I
- 44:04Speaker 4: sent it wrong. It's Angel Reese spoke out online against
- 44:07Speaker 4: the WNBA after a bad call from officials, bold move,
- 44:10Speaker 4: considering she could face up to twenty five push ups
- 44:12Speaker 4: and fines.
- 44:15Speaker 5: That's good, Yeah, nice.
- 44:18Speaker 1: I thought the that is funny.
- 44:21Speaker 4: There was just a lot of shit that you couldn't
- 44:23Speaker 4: You couldn't say because it's ABC, all right.
- 44:26Speaker 1: You were trying to call Karl Anthony Towns the f slur.
- 44:29Speaker 1: Of course, I was like, yeah, well that's too much.
- 44:32Speaker 5: I got a joke ready for this one. Yeah. I
- 44:34Speaker 5: think I'm not sure if I'm going to get my
- 44:35Speaker 5: wording right. But there was a rumor that Angel Reese's
- 44:41Speaker 5: rivalry with Caitlin Clark had gotten so bad that she
- 44:44Speaker 5: decided to go the route of Gilbert Arenas, and before
- 44:47Speaker 5: the All Star Game, she put the guns out on
- 44:49Speaker 5: the floor of the Rock clock room, but she called
- 44:52Speaker 5: them Reese's pieces.
- 44:58Speaker 1: Yes, that's funny, right, if you can work make them
- 45:02Speaker 1: into like strap on dildo like that would really take
- 45:04Speaker 1: it to.
- 45:07Speaker 4: We had one that was funny. It was it was
- 45:10Speaker 4: like the w N B A is in two K
- 45:12Speaker 4: this year, but don't worry. You can turn it off
- 45:13Speaker 4: in settings or you can disable it in settings.
- 45:21Speaker 1: Oh my god. And that's what people's like. Main beef
- 45:25Speaker 1: on both sides was jokes.
- 45:26Speaker 4: About the Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a bunch of
- 45:30Speaker 4: ship on like on Shador. I don't know, we had
- 45:33Speaker 4: a ton of jokes. I mean they were all they're
- 45:35Speaker 4: all funny jokes. It's just you don't really get to choose,
- 45:39Speaker 4: like it's like we.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Just uh.
- 45:43Speaker 5: No. Actually the what if sor was ho Door's black
- 45:49Speaker 5: cousin short for shut the door instead of hold the door.
- 45:57Speaker 4: I wanted to do something about. We never came up
- 45:59Speaker 4: with any but there was something about Shador. Sanders got
- 46:03Speaker 4: he got like pulled over twice for speeding and he
- 46:06Speaker 4: got like it was like that I read some ESPN
- 46:08Speaker 4: article about it. It was like he racked up like two
- 46:10Speaker 4: hundred and eighty nine dollars in speeding tickets. But I
- 46:13Speaker 4: wanted to do something about like him having to hit
- 46:15Speaker 4: up Travis Hunter to pay it off, but we never
- 46:18Speaker 4: figured anything.
- 46:18Speaker 1: Out, poor Travis Hunter.
- 46:21Speaker 4: Dude, Well, it is funny because Travis Hunter's contract is
- 46:23Speaker 4: like seventy five million dollars.
- 46:25Speaker 1: It's about to be half that. Why was happening because
- 46:29Speaker 1: his girlfriend's already who or his wife who he just
- 46:32Speaker 1: married without a pre nupe is already like crying on Instagram. Really, yeah,
- 46:36Speaker 1: she's about to fucking that's fucked.
- 46:38Speaker 4: He'll be fine. He'll make so much more money.
- 46:41Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna make us a fucking ton of money.
- 46:44Speaker 4: It sucks though.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Damn. So you were entires and you wrote jokes for
- 46:50Speaker 1: Shane for the SPS helped you guys are basically fueling
- 46:55Speaker 1: his career.
- 46:55Speaker 5: Well, look at you chose children, You made your choice,
- 47:02Speaker 5: You made your two beds, and now they have to
- 47:04Speaker 5: lie in them while you change their diapers. Meanwhile, Harry
- 47:08Speaker 5: and I are going to continue to forge our careers.
- 47:11Speaker 5: I was headed that direction, I got out of it.
- 47:14Speaker 5: What do you want me to say? I'm dedicated to
- 47:16Speaker 5: my future.
- 47:17Speaker 1: Now there's George from Tires on the Walk of Fame
- 47:20Speaker 1: star The Son of a Bitch. What if I don't.
- 47:26Speaker 6: Yeah, I won't lie.
- 47:27Speaker 4: I was pretty fired up about the credits that two l's.
- 47:30Speaker 4: People were like, SAS's gotta be so man. I was like, dude,
- 47:33Speaker 4: I didn't give me whatever you called me, Henry Settle, don't.
- 47:43Speaker 1: You should just go by that from now on else
- 47:47Speaker 1: Henry s.
- 47:49Speaker 4: Idn't know.
- 47:53Speaker 1: Yeah, and now it's the opposite as you should go by.
- 47:58Speaker 1: And that's honestly, how you're known by most people. That's
- 48:01Speaker 1: how your name's been seeing the most is Harry Settel.
- 48:03Speaker 1: You don't know to start going by, I don't know.
- 48:05Speaker 4: I don't know if that many people know. I didn't
- 48:08Speaker 4: really tell anybody. I just told you guys, yeah, and
- 48:11Speaker 4: my parents of course.
- 48:12Speaker 5: That you were writing the jokes. Yeah.
- 48:14Speaker 1: Well I told my parents, as you should. They went
- 48:18Speaker 1: right to the graveyard.
- 48:19Speaker 5: I told you told Dave.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Yeah, he's furious. Yeah, you should have kicked it up.
- 48:27Speaker 1: How much did you pay Dave? Of what you mean everything?
- 48:32Speaker 1: Obviously you obviously have to kick out to the boss man.
- 48:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 48:35Speaker 4: I got the check from ESPN, and I said, can
- 48:37Speaker 4: you guys rewrite this to barstool?
- 48:39Speaker 1: And that's probably what made them sick that Dave's actually
- 48:42Speaker 1: getting paid by ESPN this whole time. You were the
- 48:47Speaker 1: trojan they send in Harry Stel under a fucking pseudonym
- 48:52Speaker 1: in disguise. We know Harry settled. It's got to be
- 48:55Speaker 1: a different guy.
- 48:56Speaker 4: Yeah, there's actually a plan between me and Dave all.
- 49:00Speaker 6: The beginning, since five years ago.
- 49:02Speaker 5: If you rewrite the if you re arrange the letters
- 49:05Speaker 5: of Harry Stel, it actually forms the name I am
- 49:08Speaker 5: Lord Portnoy.
- 49:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:10Speaker 5: Really, that's Tom Marvolo. Ever you've read Harry did you
- 49:13Speaker 5: read Harry Potter? I watched the movie I Am I Am.
- 49:18Speaker 5: It was an anagram of I am Lord Voldemort. And
- 49:21Speaker 5: I don't know how we never saw that coming.
- 49:23Speaker 1: That's so. That's so good thinking of the anagram, especially
- 49:26Speaker 1: because she had the fucking pace to drop it.
- 49:30Speaker 5: It's like four books in she was flying.
- 49:33Speaker 1: She fucking I don't care what she thinks about trans people.
- 49:35Speaker 1: That's awesome.
- 49:36Speaker 5: I don't know how she's run out of napkins at
- 49:39Speaker 5: the club. You know she started writing the first one
- 49:41Speaker 5: on napkins.
- 49:42Speaker 6: Right, that's such bullshit, that's not true.
- 49:46Speaker 5: That's true.
- 49:47Speaker 4: Every time I've seen something like in every movie when
- 49:49Speaker 4: they're trying to describe like a writer, They're always like
- 49:52Speaker 4: writing on napkin. It's like, dude, who's writing on Have
- 49:55Speaker 4: you ever tried to write on a napkin? It rips immediately?
- 49:58Speaker 5: Yeah, it's impossibly are trust me. I have read so
- 50:02Speaker 5: many times Doc Cute Girls, that fucking coffee houses, and
- 50:06Speaker 5: I just give up because the pen I'm so excited
- 50:09Speaker 5: about it.
- 50:09Speaker 4: He would literally be better taking like a plastic butter
- 50:13Speaker 4: knife and carving the beginning of Harry Potter into this
- 50:17Speaker 4: table and then then writing it on a napkins.
- 50:20Speaker 5: A little bit of an exaggeration. What kind of napkins
- 50:21Speaker 5: are we talking about?
- 50:23Speaker 4: Every time I've tried to write on a napkin, especially
- 50:25Speaker 4: if she's not going through she's writing dialogue.
- 50:29Speaker 1: Yeah, flowery descriptions of hair doesn't make sense. Four establishments
- 50:38Speaker 1: have the worst napkins. You have to go somewhere, I
- 50:41Speaker 1: mean country clubs that they don't even have a paper napping.
- 50:44Speaker 5: It's like that scene for Men in Black where they're
- 50:48Speaker 5: taking the test and all the smart people around him
- 50:51Speaker 5: keep puncturing the test because they're taking it and they're
- 50:54Speaker 5: writing it on their knees and stuff, and he finally
- 50:57Speaker 5: gets up over there, pulls the table over. Yes, and
- 51:01Speaker 5: it's very loud and very long, but ultimately yeah.
- 51:04Speaker 4: Does a screech.
- 51:05Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like that's literally was it?
- 51:07Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 51:07Speaker 1: Have you not seen that in black?
- 51:09Speaker 5: Now? I have.
- 51:10Speaker 4: I've seen the first one.
- 51:11Speaker 1: That's what you're talking about.
- 51:12Speaker 4: I don't remember it though, having on having on Blu
- 51:14Speaker 4: Ray and DVD.
- 51:16Speaker 1: HD DVD, YEP, I remember HG DVD like it was
- 51:20Speaker 1: fucking yesterday.
- 51:22Speaker 4: Motherfuckers are not blind Blu Ray these days.
- 51:25Speaker 1: I know.
- 51:26Speaker 4: It's a shame Blue Ray went under.
- 51:28Speaker 1: I missed it like it was my fuck. Whoever whoever
- 51:30Speaker 1: came up with this probably rich as how Blue.
- 51:33Speaker 4: Ray, Yeah, I would assume so Ray Ray from the
- 51:37Speaker 4: Blue Man group.
- 51:39Speaker 5: I was on that. I was about to make exactly
- 51:43Speaker 5: that joke.
- 51:44Speaker 4: I got this crazy idea. You're gonna love it.
- 51:52Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we just don't want to name it after you.
- 51:54Speaker 4: Yeah. I just don't understand why it has to have
- 51:56Speaker 4: blue in the title. I'm doing this for us.
- 52:01Speaker 5: Fine, just Ray lose the Blue.
- 52:05Speaker 1: No, he was just super depressed.
- 52:09Speaker 4: What are you mention at, Francis? Some orios a week.
- 52:12Speaker 5: Old weeks orioles don't go bad deep down?
- 52:16Speaker 1: You are more of a trash pand than tass is.
- 52:19Speaker 4: Absolutely, but you just depress it. It's been known he
- 52:22Speaker 4: just doesn't like to touch on it. Because when I
- 52:24Speaker 4: threw up from the Jolly Ranchers, I was thinking about
- 52:27Speaker 4: France has thrown up from his red meat. And then
- 52:30Speaker 4: I was like, I'm trying to think of which one's worse.
- 52:33Speaker 1: I threw up from.
- 52:34Speaker 4: I think throwing up red meats worse.
- 52:35Speaker 1: I threw up from a trienta peach iced tea from
- 52:39Speaker 1: Starbucks one time. Really, I went straight to a bathroom.
- 52:42Speaker 1: I chugged it like thirty ounces and I just went
- 52:45Speaker 1: straight to a toilet and extracism vomited.
- 52:48Speaker 4: Dude, throwing up is is, genuinely I think the worst
- 52:50Speaker 4: thing that can.
- 52:51Speaker 5: Happen for some reason, when you're drunk, fine, oh, when.
- 52:56Speaker 4: You're drunk, throwing up is like you're like, I'll be
- 52:58Speaker 4: right back. You don't even gonna don't tell anyone.
- 53:01Speaker 5: Growing up drunk is like jerking off hung Oh yeah,
- 53:05Speaker 5: it's the easiest thing in the world, and it just
- 53:08Speaker 5: calms out.
- 53:10Speaker 4: You're throwing up, throwing up sober like in between pukes,
- 53:14Speaker 4: you're looking in the mirror, you're like crying.
- 53:18Speaker 5: I don't know if I'm ever going to get back
- 53:19Speaker 5: from this.
- 53:20Speaker 1: Me on all fours or like your forearms on the
- 53:23Speaker 1: ground with your ass on the air next to a toilet.
- 53:26Speaker 4: And it's like it's you're, you're, you're, you're yelling.
- 53:31Speaker 7: Oh in between I grown, I go, yeah, that's my breath.
- 53:42Speaker 6: I go, it's oh god.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Your face on a cold floor.
- 53:50Speaker 6: It's actually I'm.
- 53:51Speaker 4: Starting to come up with something with a little bit
- 53:52Speaker 4: of a fury because I haven't thrown up. So now
- 53:57Speaker 4: I've thrown up twice since I stopped drinking, and previous
- 54:01Speaker 4: to that, I had only ever thrown up what once sober,
- 54:05Speaker 4: And now I'm throwing up. So I'm wondering maybe like
- 54:07Speaker 4: outside of like when I was like very own, but
- 54:10Speaker 4: like now I'm wondering, maybe when you're drinking and you're
- 54:13Speaker 4: throwing up all the time, maybe you're like expelling sickness.
- 54:17Speaker 4: Maybe you're getting ahead of the throw.
- 54:18Speaker 6: Up, a sick throw up, So you should start drinking,
- 54:20Speaker 6: Like why would.
- 54:21Speaker 4: You have why would you have a build up of
- 54:22Speaker 4: indigestion If you're just puking from drinking, that doesn't happen.
- 54:26Speaker 5: It's not indigestion that causes it.
- 54:28Speaker 4: That's what caused my throw up this week. It's a sickness,
- 54:31Speaker 4: its indigestion. But isn't that a good like if you
- 54:36Speaker 4: think about it, like I'm not yeah, like think about.
- 54:41Speaker 7: This like, oh no, I've got indigestion, say from the
- 54:46Speaker 7: seven hundred Life Saver gummies at all?
- 54:48Speaker 4: Right, picture this picture this same We go out, us
- 54:51Speaker 4: three go out, right, we go, we get we go
- 54:54Speaker 4: to a nice dinner. We go to four Charles. We
- 54:57Speaker 4: get the steak. Right, we get I'm I'm just drinking
- 55:00Speaker 4: diet cokes and I'm eating the steak and I'm having
- 55:02Speaker 4: the burger. I'm probably gonna have a little bit of
- 55:04Speaker 4: the cake at the end. Right, and you guys, you
- 55:06Speaker 4: guys eat the steak. You guys love the steak.
- 55:09Speaker 1: Of course, love it.
- 55:10Speaker 4: Of course you're found in the.
- 55:11Speaker 5: Steak reading the burger. But okay, sure, and the French dip.
- 55:14Speaker 1: We get two burgers and we don't have to cut
- 55:16Speaker 1: them in fours.
- 55:17Speaker 4: Which is insane that we do that.
- 55:18Speaker 6: But we'll get the two burgers.
- 55:20Speaker 5: And what do you mean we do it? We did
- 55:22Speaker 5: it one time.
- 55:22Speaker 6: It was like happy.
- 55:23Speaker 4: Birthday, Harry, little slow corner of a burger.
- 55:26Speaker 5: You know what please your mind. As I recall, you
- 55:34Speaker 5: didn't even want to get the fucking burger, and I
- 55:38Speaker 5: made you get the burger. I said, we're getting the burger,
- 55:41Speaker 5: and you were like, I don't want a burger.
- 55:42Speaker 6: I'm totally kidding.
- 55:43Speaker 5: I don't want there. It's not kidding, it's lying.
- 55:47Speaker 6: No, it's a joke.
- 55:49Speaker 4: The burger was phenomenal, and it honestly was.
- 55:51Speaker 5: Big enough for all and you didn't want it, right.
- 55:53Speaker 4: No, I didn't want it. I wanted the steak.
- 55:55Speaker 5: You wanted the steak, and I said, we got to
- 55:57Speaker 5: get the burger.
- 55:57Speaker 4: But back to my original point, you have your little slot,
- 56:00Speaker 4: so we eat the steak. You guys get shit faced.
- 56:06Speaker 5: Oh I don't think we did.
- 56:08Speaker 4: No, we're not. This is hypothetical. Oh I'm sorry you
- 56:11Speaker 4: guys get ship faced. I'm sober. Okay, say you say
- 56:16Speaker 4: we find out we like maybe it turns out we
- 56:18Speaker 4: don't know this yet, But it turns out the steak
- 56:20Speaker 4: was a little bit bad, right, it had been.
- 56:22Speaker 1: A little bit two ages, not for Charles Broke, crazy Charles.
- 56:27Speaker 4: But this is what happened. You guys get ship faced,
- 56:30Speaker 4: You puke up the steak. No food poisoning me. I'm
- 56:35Speaker 4: out for a week at a commission, sick as a dog.
- 56:39Speaker 1: So you're saying that alcohol the sickness was actually the
- 56:43Speaker 1: cure of the entire time.
- 56:44Speaker 4: Exactly, which is why I'm going to start drinking again.
- 56:48Speaker 1: Just so you can hopefully throw up any bacteria that
- 56:50Speaker 1: gets your your gut.
- 56:52Speaker 5: Also, the alcohol probably kills off some of the bad
- 56:55Speaker 5: enzymes in your stomach, the.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Enzymes, right, yeah, think about the enzymes.
- 56:59Speaker 5: You taking pro biotics, rancis No, I just I just
- 57:02Speaker 5: forget to I would I know I should aligne Yeah.
- 57:07Speaker 4: Yeah, number one doctor recommended. But they all say that.
- 57:10Speaker 5: I like the the yogurts that have them in it.
- 57:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I have some like yogurts that came in a
- 57:16Speaker 1: like freezing box or something like that, like these expensive
- 57:20Speaker 1: ass yogurts.
- 57:21Speaker 5: And I'm pretty sure.
- 57:21Speaker 4: All yogurt has robiotics in it.
- 57:24Speaker 1: This ship is fucking I don't know, but it has
- 57:26Speaker 1: great marketing if nothing else.
- 57:28Speaker 5: I don't think yogurt has probiotics.
- 57:30Speaker 4: It's I said green.
- 57:32Speaker 5: I don't think my flips.
- 57:34Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I think you're I think you your your
- 57:36Speaker 4: Jani flips.
- 57:37Speaker 5: Probably, dude, I was I almost bought at the Latin
- 57:41Speaker 5: grocery store. The oreo top of the yogurt. You know
- 57:46Speaker 5: what I'm talking about? Yes, what yogurt is? What's that called?
- 57:50Speaker 5: It is like Dan, I think it was, or your play.
- 57:55Speaker 4: The one that it sits on top and you got
- 57:57Speaker 4: it doesn't flip. There's no flip. The clip is the
- 58:00Speaker 4: original flip, the original flips already believe you're describing a yogurt.
- 58:08Speaker 5: Boy, dude, Oh no, here we go again, next man out?
- 58:12Speaker 5: What is happening here?
- 58:13Speaker 4: It stuttering over my words?
- 58:15Speaker 5: You been eating a lot of pussy lately.
- 58:18Speaker 4: I don't know what that would mean.
- 58:21Speaker 1: He's just curious.
- 58:21Speaker 5: My tongue is tired all the alphabets I spell on herva.
- 58:28Speaker 5: That's amazing. Okay, well.
- 58:33Speaker 4: Thoughts, any other thoughts. I'm gonna be in Wyoming this week,
- 58:37Speaker 4: so I'm gonna be off the grid. Don't try and
- 58:39Speaker 4: reach me.
- 58:40Speaker 6: Don't try and find me, all right, I'm gonna find you.
- 58:43Speaker 6: Do you ever have a teacher like that?
- 58:44Speaker 4: Or I don't know, I don't know if you guys
- 58:45Speaker 4: would if did you guys have a teacher where it
- 58:47Speaker 4: would be like you should be like laptop closes at
- 58:49Speaker 4: five PM for me, and I'll be like, well, we're
- 58:51Speaker 4: doing homework all night and I have questions. Why can't
- 58:54Speaker 4: you answer those questions? And they'd be like, laptop closes
- 58:57Speaker 4: at five.
- 58:58Speaker 1: Homework is such a fucking scam.
- 59:00Speaker 5: Were you the kid who really would be in the
- 59:02Speaker 5: middle of a homework assignment and reach out to the
- 59:04Speaker 5: teacher for clarification all the time. That's weird because.
- 59:09Speaker 4: I would do the wrong assignments constantly.
- 59:11Speaker 5: Yeah, but that I would go to the smartest kid
- 59:13Speaker 5: in the class and be like my class, So you
- 59:18Speaker 5: had to know for the other kid no help who
- 59:21Speaker 5: reached out.
- 59:22Speaker 1: Yeah, you to pass it down the chain, like when
- 59:24Speaker 1: school gets closed and you just have to call the
- 59:26Speaker 1: next family.
- 59:30Speaker 6: Road.
- 59:30Speaker 4: You're doing ron dot com on Wednesday?
- 59:32Speaker 1: Yeah, Well the time, first thing in the morning, nine am,
- 59:35Speaker 1: where I am. You're going to come through.
- 59:39Speaker 4: You're gonna be two hours ahead of me. Now, I'm
- 59:41Speaker 4: just thinking, I'm I was just wondering if I could
- 59:43Speaker 4: send some mid trip updates, send you some pictures and
- 59:46Speaker 4: pictures of some fish. But I think we'll be just starting.
- 59:49Speaker 1: Oh for round dot com, we dead I should make
- 59:51Speaker 1: the like I came, I saw I fished Wyoming twenty
- 59:55Speaker 1: twenty five shirts.
- 59:57Speaker 4: We'll get them.
- 59:58Speaker 1: What do you think they should look like? What the
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: design the other front? Like a big ass mountain range?
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Or like, what is the flag?
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: What's their state flag?
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: It's gotta be like Colorado's.
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: It's in Colorado's just like a big circle with the sea.
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: It's the sun yellow red on the wyoming one.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Oh a fat buffalo. Yeah, that's sick.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: That is so cool. That is cool.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: That's so racist.
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: It's an awesome flaw.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: I'm so fucking racist.
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: I'll be in Phoenix, Boston, Philadelphia, San Diego, Austin this fall,
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: and I'll be honest with you. The December Boston shows
- 1:00:44Speaker 5: really selling quickly.
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: Boston is the best.
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: So if you want to come see me in Boston,
- 1:00:49Speaker 5: I would get.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: We didn't even get to flame that Boston CEO. Maybe
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: they'll be at your show. That would be so.
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: Nice, Francis Alas, that's where you get your tickets.
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: Should we talk about coal?
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: About Goldplay?
- 1:01:02Speaker 5: Cold Plunged to a cold Play?
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: That's sick.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: I love those A I want the AI remakes of those.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: I think they are great. Everyone's calling on a I slap.
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: I'm eating the slap of the remakes like that He's
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: sitting there with his arms and then the camera comes
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: and he's like, turn off the camera.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Dwight and Pam.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no.
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: It was Dwight. He's cheating as if Dwight had fucked Pam.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: Imagine that the CEO's wife was actually the one that
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: got cheated on. Was is a baddie?
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: Really?
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: I didn't look it up into the.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: It was the biggest thing that's happened online since I know.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: It really was Will Smith slapped probably.
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: It was announced that I wrote for the SBS. Honestly, Yeah, no,
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: I was thinking Will Smith probably. It was pretty big.
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: I mean, he he had taken the dive was a
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: wild move.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: I can't playing it was such a Boston move. Everything
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: about it was so Boston.
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: What do you mean? He took a dive like ducky dove.
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: The camera's panned him and he dove. He jumped out
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: of the way of the camera, which is why it
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: went viral because everyone was like, oh, okay, so they're
- 1:02:17Speaker 4: having an affair.
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, But then Chris Martin also said, oh, they're.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: Having an affair once he dove, Yeah, I know, because
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: he was like, why did this guy I was waking,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: so he looked that was the guiltiest thing you could
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: ever do.
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: I was wondering if if he if they hadn't stopped
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: holding each other and just leaned into it. Does anyone
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: find out about that?
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: His wife definitely finds out still for sure?
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: How he's the CEO.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: Of a company? Actually, maybe not, because if they were
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: in like a company box suite, they probably all know.
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: All rightykay, everybody here were signing NDAs.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: Maybe there was a woman, right, I mean the woman
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: next to them, obviously obviously, but they said I saw
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: mind that.
- 1:03:00Speaker 6: They said that she works for HR.
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: The woman does someone did a deep dive and found
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: her on LinkedIn.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: She's the HR person ever since the.
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: Girlfriend know, the other girls like screaming, Oh no, not
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: the cheater.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Oh well, the cheaterers, the head of HR.
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: Oh really maybe that's what I was thinking of.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Yes, the cheaters, the head of h But if the
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: whole and the whole internet is always like since then,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: they've been like HRS the scummiest people in the company anyway.
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: Yeah, people always say that, is that true?
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: I've never heard.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: I think it's say the ones that like fire people.
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: Luigi manion. He's going to break out and go kill
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: the next head of HR somewhere.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's who they should be killing, those cheating philanderers.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: But I think that they could have gotten away with it.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: I mean, well, Boston, there's a small town, secrets.
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: Small town with a lot of secrets, not as many
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: as Penn State.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Bro, Why did you have to bring that back up
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: just because just because I'm bringing up Boston, you felt
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: defensive that you guys are keeping so many fucking secrets
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: with their CEOs and phil They just cling onto each other.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: They act like nothing happened. And then they did the
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: husband's fist fight and the tunnel underneath the state of him,
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: and it's over.
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: The husbands their wives when they get home. That's what
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: about to have fun at Coldplay?
- 1:04:17Speaker 6: You wanted to go to Coldplay?
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: You said you didn't even want to go.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: You don't even like make fun of Coldplay all the time.
- 1:04:22Speaker 5: You really love me, you'd know. I don't like that
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: whom I supposed to call. I'm more of a train fan.
- 1:04:28Speaker 5: All right, sweet?
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: Should we get into episode two? All right, We'll see
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: you guys next week. Thank you for listening. We hope
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: you all enjoy your weekend. Goodbye.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Now she's back from that show vacation.
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: I thought that was way easier to be honest.
- 1:05:02Speaker 10: One was a step still under ground. So I looked on.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: To you.
- 1:05:19Speaker 9: Game a round.
- 1:05:22Speaker 10: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
- 1:05:30Speaker 10: one bad jade were drifted.
- 1:05:39Speaker 8: Fool for was.
- 1:05:45Speaker 10: So so then you leave summon No I come along.
- 1:05:56Speaker 10: I was only falling line. I was on a phone
- 1:06:03Speaker 10: in phone. I was on your phone in one way.
- 1:06:13Speaker 10: I was on your phone in line stream dog ta fe,
- 1:06:36Speaker 10: I was phoning one way. See it's just a dist
- 1:06:51Speaker 10: of the bass, basketball, back of the call. It just
- 1:06:56Speaker 10: a man. Really take my head. You can see this
- 1:07:01Speaker 10: Sun is jail the jay.
- 1:07:46Speaker 4: Do.
- 1:07:47Speaker 10: It's just ba