Latest / Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast / Live from Palmerston North for Day Three
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast for a Wednesday morning meet and
- 0:03Speaker 1: just give me some grief now because of the way
- 0:05Speaker 1: I'm sitting.
- 0:05Speaker 2: I've just got my nails.
- 0:06Speaker 3: Ded, gesticulating a lot.
- 0:08Speaker 1: I do you know when you've got something you've got
- 0:10Speaker 1: It's like I'm talking my hands a lot.
- 0:12Speaker 4: When girls get engaged and suddenly you have like blank
- 0:14Speaker 4: on your finger.
- 0:15Speaker 2: You're like, els done.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Well, I feel like they're so fanta. I don't want
- 0:18Speaker 1: to be touching common things around as well too. I've
- 0:21Speaker 1: got my nails done, you're hearing on the podcast. First,
- 0:23Speaker 1: I'm getting my nails done.
- 0:24Speaker 5: Have you it looks fifteen percent more fabulous now, but we.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Are off and without a word of blaw' and Pami.
- 0:31Speaker 5: Remind me of an Italian, you know, like an Italian
- 0:33Speaker 5: pizza your own with their hands, just like, yeah, you.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Have to attract.
- 0:37Speaker 1: To place going after this, So we'll see, we'll see
- 0:41Speaker 1: and the correct order exactly, exactly, no no other order
- 0:44Speaker 1: would I rather do it.
- 0:45Speaker 2: That's like I.
- 0:46Speaker 6: Didn't realize for three weeks.
- 0:47Speaker 2: No, I know, three weeks.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Hey hop pink hot pick, hot pick, Well, thank you
- 0:51Speaker 1: for my surprise today. Were surprised a few other people
- 0:53Speaker 1: throughout the show too, as well as one of the
- 0:57Speaker 1: best stories we've ever heard from producer Liam Well.
- 1:00Speaker 6: It involves Protectible Foremost informacy and being ejected from a university.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pretty wild story that cost him a
- 1:09Speaker 1: whole lot of money. As well as school yard games.
- 1:12Speaker 1: I tell you about a sport we used to play
- 1:14Speaker 1: a Marston and that you guys have never heard of before.
- 1:16Speaker 1: But there's a big cheating scandal on the World Circuit,
- 1:19Speaker 1: the World Conquer.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Yeah, and we get to your school yard games as well.
- 1:23Speaker 1: So it's a really fun podcast out of Parmy this
- 1:25Speaker 1: morning from a cafe hit the local.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Thank you so much to them, they'd be amazing. Enjoy
- 1:29Speaker 2: the podcast.
- 1:30Speaker 7: The hits that Jonathan ben podcast.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Made our way to pame This morning, we're broadcasting out
- 1:35Speaker 1: of a local licensed cafe and eatery on Broadway Avenue.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Come on down see us this morning. You can get
- 1:41Speaker 2: yourself a free hot drink.
- 1:42Speaker 6: Wonderful. Darryl Barista extraordinare he's there. Just come down to.
- 1:47Speaker 3: See Darryl Divine Beverage and.
- 1:50Speaker 6: The beautiful smile face.
- 1:51Speaker 1: He's got a great playlist going on. I mean, we've
- 1:53Speaker 1: got a great players on that, but he's got a
- 1:55Speaker 1: great one going on.
- 1:56Speaker 6: Darryl, do you play edge in between your songs?
- 2:00Speaker 2: Got it?
- 2:02Speaker 6: Life from Parmis North. Wonderful part of New Zealand, isn't it?
- 2:05Speaker 5: Where I don't know what they eat for breakfast, but
- 2:07Speaker 5: I think it's a big bowl of concrete people, hear me?
- 2:10Speaker 3: But friendly people.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's been lovely.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Over the last twenty four hours we've made away from
- 2:14Speaker 1: Wellington yesterday doing things that we've never done before.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Crow therapy we got to experience.
- 2:19Speaker 1: You'll hear that later on the show, as well as
- 2:21Speaker 1: a cable card which you guys hadn't done.
- 2:23Speaker 5: It was really fun, honestly, do you want my honesty picture?
- 2:26Speaker 5: Getting into that?
- 2:27Speaker 2: I could tell because I've done it before. I'm like,
- 2:29Speaker 2: it's good. It's great guy and it is lots of
- 2:32Speaker 2: funny and.
- 2:32Speaker 6: Then he's positive about everything.
- 2:33Speaker 2: But you take the kids along there's the rave Cave.
- 2:36Speaker 6: It was enjoyable. That's very enjoyable.
- 2:39Speaker 5: Now me and you captured something yesterday which was posed
- 2:41Speaker 5: to be about now and a half doing in the
- 2:42Speaker 5: well Hit studio.
- 2:45Speaker 4: It's good on you for like focusing on a task though,
- 2:47Speaker 4: but it was not the task that you should have
- 2:49Speaker 4: been focusing.
- 2:50Speaker 2: He doesn't normally the show focus on the task. You're right.
- 2:53Speaker 1: We're in the middle of the radio show out of
- 2:55Speaker 1: the studios in Wellington yesterday, so we're like a guest
- 2:58Speaker 1: in the Wellington studios.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Yeah, so you broke something and it was like the fan,
- 3:04Speaker 4: wasn't it the It's just like a normal what.
- 3:06Speaker 3: Do they call them, pedestal fan?
- 3:07Speaker 1: Yeah, or like, yeah, tiptop the only fan we've ever
- 3:10Speaker 1: had for the radio.
- 3:13Speaker 4: Yeah, you're butt backed into it and you broke it.
- 3:17Speaker 5: And the front beet fell off, and so I spent
- 3:20Speaker 5: the majority of the show not focusing on the radio show,
- 3:23Speaker 5: but we're focusing on the fan apparel trying to get
- 3:25Speaker 5: the front cover back on, and they had a sleeve
- 3:28Speaker 5: around it that you kind of needed to join with
- 3:30Speaker 5: the other anyway.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like you're really focused about You're like wearing
- 3:33Speaker 1: Haley from Wellington Studio. You're like, I need to get
- 3:36Speaker 1: the sword because Hailey's going to be in here after
- 3:38Speaker 1: nine o'clock.
- 3:38Speaker 2: So you had a.
- 3:39Speaker 5: Business card attached to it, so I'm like, this is
- 3:40Speaker 5: her personal fan.
- 3:42Speaker 6: Yeah, and I did it minutes later.
- 3:46Speaker 1: A long time you did, but you got you got
- 3:48Speaker 1: it done, which is great. Yeah, so happy. I'm so
- 3:51Speaker 1: happy for you.
- 3:51Speaker 6: But then you went and interviewed Hailey after the show.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:54Speaker 4: So I took to Haley and I was like, John
- 3:56Speaker 4: is not going to tell you, but he broke your.
- 3:58Speaker 2: Fan unnecessarily drowing johna Wan at the bus there.
- 4:04Speaker 6: Have you heard the stitches in prison?
- 4:08Speaker 3: Well this might make you feel better or might make
- 4:10Speaker 3: you feel worse. I don't know.
- 4:11Speaker 4: But she said that it broke a year and a
- 4:14Speaker 4: half ago and it's just.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Been sitting there.
- 4:18Speaker 4: For a year and a half, so she knew it
- 4:20Speaker 4: was broken.
- 4:21Speaker 3: She broke it, but she's very happy to learn that
- 4:23Speaker 3: you fixed it.
- 4:23Speaker 1: And I wasted half the radio show. What you've achieved
- 4:28Speaker 1: something this week? Pretty average radio, but got a fan
- 4:31Speaker 1: back together. Next we'll be trying to get ten out
- 4:34Speaker 1: of ten. It's our never have you ever a task?
- 4:36Speaker 1: We want to get ten out of ten on the
- 4:38Speaker 1: New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz yesterday.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible effort from us.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Was it two?
- 4:43Speaker 6: It was a shocking Then the day before we had
- 4:46Speaker 6: nine and low.
- 4:47Speaker 2: How will we go? We'll find out next.
- 4:49Speaker 7: The Heads That Jonavan Ben Podcast.
- 4:52Speaker 1: I never have you ever tore traveling around the country,
- 4:54Speaker 1: helping people achieve things for the first time and doing
- 4:57Speaker 1: some new things ourselves.
- 4:58Speaker 2: You'll hear some of the.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Ant we got up to over the last twenty four hours.
- 5:03Speaker 1: But we're really fun a couple of days and we
- 5:05Speaker 1: continue on and parme this morning. So four four eight
- 5:07Speaker 1: seven on the text. If there's something you've never done
- 5:10Speaker 1: you'd love to do today?
- 5:11Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, want something we'd like to do that you
- 5:13Speaker 5: two started last week and you haven't nailed yet.
- 5:15Speaker 6: Is the New Zealand Herald Daily Quiz.
- 5:17Speaker 5: It's just it's like an early morning pub quiz, except
- 5:20Speaker 5: without the fun pub parts of a pub quiz. And
- 5:22Speaker 5: producer Elie you curate the quiz.
- 5:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I look at it. I don't make it, though, I.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Sing like if it continues on, we need to come
- 5:31Speaker 1: up with a quiz team name. But that's for another day.
- 5:33Speaker 1: You know, we haven't come up with a name. Maybe
- 5:35Speaker 1: that's what's holding us back. Yeah, some sort of clever start, Harry.
- 5:41Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just one that you always hear it. Yeah,
- 5:42Speaker 4: there's always Thoseina Aguilera.
- 5:45Speaker 5: Okay, guys that we'll focus on this lab Okay, sorry,
- 5:47Speaker 5: but it's a great it's a great point you.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Stuff. Okay, so it's a lot more fun to do
- 5:55Speaker 2: with the quiz.
- 5:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:57Speaker 5: First question today, the usually heral daily quiz. We care
- 6:00Speaker 5: lean on you listening, will lean on Darryl here at
- 6:02Speaker 5: the local cafe.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Yl definitely yeah, Darryl, no stuff, okay, okay, First question,
- 6:07Speaker 2: all right?
- 6:07Speaker 3: Question number one former all White Tim Brown is the
- 6:11Speaker 3: co founder witch. Oh, that's correct.
- 6:15Speaker 6: And one of the owners of the new AUCKLANDFC as well,
- 6:18Speaker 6: isn't he?
- 6:19Speaker 2: There? You go and.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Still do our move the knighthood the Auckland FC and
- 6:22Speaker 1: went two hundred and fifty dollars if you uplow that
- 6:24Speaker 1: to the stockos Oh beautiful?
- 6:27Speaker 3: Alright.
- 6:28Speaker 8: Question number two den Mark, she is its only land
- 6:31Speaker 8: border with which country? Is it Sweden, Germany or Norway?
- 6:36Speaker 3: I'm tapping out of geography.
- 6:37Speaker 6: Darryl is mouthing Germany. Darryl li barista here at the
- 6:41Speaker 6: local cafe. Are we locking in Germany?
- 6:43Speaker 2: These guys hand over his mouth. He's got it.
- 6:45Speaker 3: I reckon, We trust him, he's got it.
- 6:48Speaker 4: Daryl's going to be key, okay.
- 6:51Speaker 8: Two from two, Question number three, how many studio albums
- 6:54Speaker 8: has adull release.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Is it three? Four or five? Nineteen twenty one?
- 6:59Speaker 6: Third?
- 7:01Speaker 3: Did you do?
- 7:03Speaker 6: What was for?
- 7:04Speaker 5: That was the one who's just telling us to take
- 7:06Speaker 5: it easy on it was that she had been she
- 7:08Speaker 5: had I think four.
- 7:11Speaker 2: She definitely names it with the with the age of yeah,
- 7:14Speaker 2: what she is?
- 7:15Speaker 3: Four?
- 7:16Speaker 6: Are we looking for? We go with you?
- 7:18Speaker 3: That is correct?
- 7:20Speaker 2: Okay, a good start. It's a good start.
- 7:22Speaker 5: With three down, we'll ask the next question and then
- 7:25Speaker 5: shall we take a breathe?
- 7:26Speaker 6: There?
- 7:26Speaker 2: We can do that, all right?
- 7:28Speaker 3: Question them before?
- 7:29Speaker 8: The record for the most expensive painting ever sold belongs
- 7:33Speaker 8: to which artists? Is it Pablo Picasso, Leonardo da Vinci
- 7:36Speaker 8: or Vincent van go Bangers?
- 7:39Speaker 1: All great artists they chucked into like a comical one.
- 7:45Speaker 1: They've gone with three of the most famous ones.
- 7:47Speaker 5: All of them I think contracted syphilis too at some
- 7:50Speaker 5: point they did, you went mad with syphilis? But they
- 7:55Speaker 5: met them great creators, the Kanye Wests of years ago.
- 7:59Speaker 1: So all four eight seven? Shall we put this one
- 8:01Speaker 1: to the text machine this morning? So can we just
- 8:03Speaker 1: repeat that one more time?
- 8:05Speaker 8: The record for the most expensive painting ever sold belongs
- 8:07Speaker 8: to which artist? Pablo Picasso, Leonardo da Vinci orbits and van.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Go Daryl, you think he's okay, okay four four eight
- 8:14Speaker 1: seven On the text, we're so far in question number
- 8:17Speaker 1: four four okay, we might be all over at question
- 8:20Speaker 1: four forget this wrong, so text us help us out.
- 8:22Speaker 1: We'll come back next and try and achieve ten out
- 8:24Speaker 1: of ten on the New Zealand Herol Daily Quiz the.
- 8:27Speaker 7: Hits the Jonavan Ben Podcast.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Of course she's updated that song which she sings it
- 8:32Speaker 1: live now because of the P Diddy line.
- 8:34Speaker 3: She say, what wake up in the morning feeling like
- 8:36Speaker 3: P Diddy?
- 8:36Speaker 6: Now?
- 8:37Speaker 3: She says, screaming if.
- 8:38Speaker 1: P Diddy obviously hasn't said to herself when she does
- 8:41Speaker 1: it live. But yeah, she's not broadcasting to the nation
- 8:43Speaker 1: at six o'clock in the morning.
- 8:46Speaker 5: I don't know how you wake up in the morning
- 8:47Speaker 5: after P Diddy. That wouldn't be on Fun Times. Omagine
- 8:50Speaker 5: the New Herald dated quiz trying to get ten out
- 8:52Speaker 5: of ten, four down for correct and the World's most
- 8:56Speaker 5: Expensive painting Megans does some further research into this Leonardo.
- 9:00Speaker 4: She's Salvatore Mundy. It's like a portrait of I guess.
- 9:04Speaker 4: Salvator sold for five hundred and fifty nine million US dollars.
- 9:09Speaker 6: I feel like it'd Salvator. Who knows. Now's not the
- 9:13Speaker 6: tod fact.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Now we need to carry on because we've started, as
- 9:16Speaker 1: you say, with four are correct answers. We stop when
- 9:18Speaker 1: we get one wrong. We're trying to get ten out
- 9:19Speaker 1: of ten. We're making our mission over the last couple
- 9:21Speaker 1: of weeks. So question five, here we go.
- 9:24Speaker 8: What is the name of the ancient artifact that Indiana
- 9:27Speaker 8: Jones seeks and raiders of the Lost arc? Is it
- 9:30Speaker 8: Noah's Ark, Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail?
- 9:34Speaker 5: Oh, come over here, Daryl from the local cafe.
- 9:41Speaker 6: What do you What do you think in the darrel
- 9:42Speaker 6: he's helped us out with.
- 9:43Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he's been our sort of phone of freeing
- 9:46Speaker 2: so far.
- 9:46Speaker 5: So we've got like a sports commentator, Mike, you decept
- 9:48Speaker 5: talking to my face. What are you thinking of.
- 9:52Speaker 6: The question?
- 9:55Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 9:55Speaker 2: The clue of the question with Noah's Ark as you
- 9:57Speaker 2: think of those arc but there.
- 9:58Speaker 3: Isn't there two arc one? The other one was of
- 10:00Speaker 3: the Covenant.
- 10:02Speaker 5: If he can't find Noahs that, No, it's a big thing.
- 10:05Speaker 2: I feel like that I would have because I've seen
- 10:07Speaker 2: you're an Ark of the Covenant.
- 10:09Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, we're locking in the arc of the Covenant.
- 10:11Speaker 3: That's correct.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Now make you a wonderful hot drink this morning and
- 10:16Speaker 1: you get that for free. And also great on the
- 10:18Speaker 1: quiz questions, all.
- 10:19Speaker 8: Right, question number six. Company Navidia is primarily known for
- 10:23Speaker 8: its products in which field? Is it aerospace, automotive or
- 10:26Speaker 8: electronics electronics?
- 10:29Speaker 2: I I thought.
- 10:33Speaker 6: Lock and Megan's electronics.
- 10:35Speaker 3: That's career. Yeah, we were up to number seven.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Okay, this is great, guys, this is great.
- 10:43Speaker 8: Question seven. What is the name of the day before
- 10:45Speaker 8: All Saints Day? Is it Halloween? Easter Sunday? Or Boxing Day?
- 10:51Speaker 6: Oh?
- 10:51Speaker 4: I've heard that before people, which one All Saints Day?
- 10:57Speaker 3: So it would be a Christian holiday, not Halloween.
- 10:59Speaker 8: So get rid of there the other topsons, Boxing Day
- 11:03Speaker 8: or Easter Sunday.
- 11:04Speaker 6: You'd have to say Easter Sunday.
- 11:06Speaker 9: Maybe can I popp him.
- 11:10Speaker 2: M Liam producer Liam from Auckland beaming and.
- 11:14Speaker 9: Now three days have not known a question, but I
- 11:16Speaker 9: know this one.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Oh, okay, come through for us.
- 11:18Speaker 9: Halloween.
- 11:19Speaker 6: Oh, Halloween, look at it.
- 11:21Speaker 2: That is correct, liamh this is great.
- 11:24Speaker 1: This is great New Zealand to team and pop back
- 11:27Speaker 1: in again until we continue on with more questions right now,
- 11:29Speaker 1: we need to take a quick song break.
- 11:31Speaker 9: Now, now you're okay, continue all right?
- 11:33Speaker 8: Question number eight in which iconic nineteen eighties comedy film
- 11:36Speaker 8: did Rick Moranis play the role of Louis Tully? All
- 11:39Speaker 8: love was Tully Little Shop of Horrors? Ghostbusters or Honey,
- 11:42Speaker 8: I Shrunk the Kids?
- 11:43Speaker 2: So he was in Honey, I Shrunk the kids. He
- 11:45Speaker 2: was in ghost He listened.
- 11:47Speaker 6: We have done very little heavy lifting this morning. Darryl
- 11:49Speaker 6: is mouthing ghost Busters to me. Well, he was a
- 11:56Speaker 6: ghost is?
- 11:58Speaker 2: Are you gonna call Darryl and go Busters? All right?
- 12:00Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, this push number nine.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Okay.
- 12:03Speaker 8: Who wrote the famous nineteenth century poem The Raven?
- 12:06Speaker 3: Is it Edgar Allan?
- 12:07Speaker 8: Poe Percy by Shelley or Oscar Wilde?
- 12:10Speaker 3: What did you say?
- 12:10Speaker 2: Johnny?
- 12:11Speaker 6: Girl and Poe? Lockdown? And thank you?
- 12:12Speaker 2: Okay?
- 12:13Speaker 3: How the hell do you know?
- 12:15Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 12:15Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 12:15Speaker 1: So we stumbled on question ten that we're going to
- 12:17Speaker 1: stop here. This is number ten, and we're going to
- 12:20Speaker 1: come back next and see if we can get ten
- 12:22Speaker 1: out of ten.
- 12:23Speaker 7: The Heads the johonaan Ben Podcast.
- 12:25Speaker 1: From Parmas the North this morning, and I never have
- 12:28Speaker 1: you ever tour where one question away from ten out
- 12:30Speaker 1: of ten for the New Zealand Hero Daily Quiz. Before
- 12:32Speaker 1: we get into that, I'm going to take a quick
- 12:34Speaker 1: quick side question. Heah, that I've come up with for
- 12:37Speaker 1: you guys right now. Parmeas the North related Okay.
- 12:40Speaker 6: Now we do call Ben the Prince of Parmei.
- 12:42Speaker 5: He's spent many times down here on promotional duties and
- 12:45Speaker 5: loves the year.
- 12:46Speaker 1: This is a quick game of parme fact or fiction.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Two of these are actual headlines from Parmeson North over
- 12:50Speaker 1: the last week. One I've made up. Okay, yeah, okay.
- 12:53Speaker 2: First headline Parmes the North schools introduced eco friendly uniforms
- 12:57Speaker 2: made from recycled materials.
- 13:00Speaker 6: True story.
- 13:00Speaker 2: And number two Parmesan North are turning into the drag
- 13:03Speaker 2: capital of al and number three that this New Zealand
- 13:07Speaker 2: airport is getting ready for a mass of forty million
- 13:09Speaker 2: dollar makeover.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I feel like Spanky Jackson, the drag.
- 13:16Speaker 5: Chief from PARMI and I know, being boys, he wouldn't
- 13:19Speaker 5: do drag as a gang.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, want to partisan North.
- 13:24Speaker 2: They've got big drag fist coming up in a couple
- 13:26Speaker 2: of weeks. It's speak here.
- 13:26Speaker 3: So that's spanky one drag.
- 13:30Speaker 6: Yeah, so all three your headlines.
- 13:33Speaker 2: No one is fake.
- 13:35Speaker 1: The airport is getting a forty million dollar makeover at
- 13:37Speaker 1: Parmas North that I made up the recycled materials. Wow,
- 13:41Speaker 1: would you just for a laugh minute, I tried to
- 13:46Speaker 1: make it real without putting a gag.
- 13:47Speaker 2: One isn't there?
- 13:48Speaker 3: And to drag not into being eco f.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Oh, I mean it could happen. I'm not saying they're not.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Anyway, We're back to the New Zealand's turbines up the
- 13:55Speaker 1: hills exactly true. New Zealand Heroal Daily Quiz. This is
- 13:58Speaker 1: our final one. Can we get ten out a teen
- 14:00Speaker 1: this week? We failed, well failed every day really, but
- 14:03Speaker 1: we got nine out of ten the other day.
- 14:05Speaker 2: So here we go. Producer Ali with the final question.
- 14:07Speaker 5: Can I just say your coffee the way you're balancing
- 14:08Speaker 5: it on your hand is perilously close to tipping over
- 14:11Speaker 5: on you.
- 14:15Speaker 3: To put it down. No, I got it, I reckon,
- 14:18Speaker 3: don't drop it?
- 14:19Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 14:19Speaker 3: Ro okay.
- 14:21Speaker 8: Question number ten, Swallowing a cloud is the English translation
- 14:25Speaker 8: for what dish that originated in China? Is it one
- 14:28Speaker 8: ton dim sum or hot pot?
- 14:31Speaker 6: Okay?
- 14:31Speaker 2: So we can't. We can't.
- 14:33Speaker 1: No one look at Daryl, because now here at the
- 14:35Speaker 1: local cafe is amazing with couse questions, swallowing a cloud and.
- 14:39Speaker 3: One ton is crispy like.
- 14:42Speaker 4: But then it's then a dim sum of those little
- 14:44Speaker 4: like soft ones that can't necessarily.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Look like a cloud.
- 14:47Speaker 6: And what was the pot? One?
- 14:48Speaker 3: Sorry, hot pot?
- 14:50Speaker 6: The hot pot? Steamy?
- 14:51Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 14:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everyone, we've kind of almost convinced ourselves that
- 14:55Speaker 1: could be correct.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Jeez, no, I reckon we go with John's hot pot?
- 14:59Speaker 6: Are we lo in the steamy pots?
- 15:01Speaker 2: This is that? This is for ten out of ten
- 15:03Speaker 2: on the locking it in. I'll go with it.
- 15:06Speaker 1: We're on the team together and Ellie locking it Here
- 15:09Speaker 1: we go. History is about tea made and Barners the North.
- 15:13Speaker 3: That is incorrect.
- 15:16Speaker 2: I did not, you know, but it's hey, we're not
- 15:24Speaker 2: trying to make it a tea.
- 15:25Speaker 6: It was me.
- 15:26Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it made sense to me.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Were with you?
- 15:29Speaker 3: It was one time, by the.
- 15:30Speaker 8: Way, Ah, yeah, crisp, I know, I know what you mean.
- 15:34Speaker 11: It was hard.
- 15:35Speaker 5: Those old English they are crazy anyway, not to be today,
- 15:38Speaker 5: not to be today?
- 15:39Speaker 2: What may be back again? Rear it'saly head again tomorrow.
- 15:43Speaker 5: Hey, next, something happened in the hotel last night. I
- 15:46Speaker 5: just got a little bit of audio, leam, if you
- 15:48Speaker 5: could just play that audio, I've seen you.
- 15:51Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 15:51Speaker 2: It was like just crestal.
- 15:55Speaker 6: Stop there.
- 15:56Speaker 3: That's something for your doctor.
- 15:58Speaker 2: What is going on? Next? Six forty The hats.
- 16:02Speaker 7: The hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 16:04Speaker 1: I never have you ever tour and parmased the North
- 16:06Speaker 1: this morning at the local cafe, come down and see us.
- 16:09Speaker 1: You can get a free hot drink this morning. Someone
- 16:11Speaker 1: could pay for a play for one thousand dollars in
- 16:13Speaker 1: the off of course. At seven forty five.
- 16:15Speaker 5: Two wonderful team here at the local cafe and Palmas
- 16:19Speaker 5: North being that holds a very dear place in love.
- 16:21Speaker 2: Art, love it mate? Has it lead you down so far?
- 16:23Speaker 6: Not at all? Mate?
- 16:24Speaker 1: With a lovely dinner last night, lovely hotel, accommodation, just
- 16:28Speaker 1: a great time.
- 16:29Speaker 5: And the reason that he's vehemently backing Palsal is he
- 16:31Speaker 5: found himself sort of trapped here.
- 16:33Speaker 2: Do I a trapped I almost lived here, yeah, for
- 16:37Speaker 2: the floods.
- 16:37Speaker 5: He was came down for a promotional campaign for a
- 16:40Speaker 5: couple of nights and ended up here for five six
- 16:42Speaker 5: even nice cyclone came through, couldn't fly out, and I
- 16:44Speaker 5: couldn't have been happy.
- 16:45Speaker 1: The family and I were like, we live in Palmy now,
- 16:47Speaker 1: but we have made our way back to where we live.
- 16:50Speaker 3: But as soon as you were able to get out, you.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Didn't leave her, but reluctantly and reluctantly.
- 16:57Speaker 5: It was a wonderful spot a party. It was staying
- 16:59Speaker 5: in the hotel last night. And this audio that I'm
- 17:03Speaker 5: about to play you, it does sound like.
- 17:07Speaker 3: You should send it to your doctor.
- 17:08Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, for a health check. Is this a normal flow?
- 17:12Speaker 5: But what happened at about sort of nine thirty at night?
- 17:15Speaker 5: I did I used the facilities and I did that
- 17:17Speaker 5: thing where you push you push the flush and I don't.
- 17:21Speaker 5: But this is not on the hotel. I want to
- 17:22Speaker 5: front foot that it's all on me. You push the flush,
- 17:25Speaker 5: and somehow I had done something wrong. But the flow,
- 17:28Speaker 5: you know, the toilet keeps running right.
- 17:30Speaker 6: And I was like too late to call it. Listen
- 17:33Speaker 6: to it sounds like a minuture. Horses urinate.
- 17:37Speaker 2: So this was just constant. This is the soundtrack to you.
- 17:41Speaker 3: Did you try anything to fix that?
- 17:43Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 17:43Speaker 6: I just kept bashing it.
- 17:45Speaker 2: The double flush again and I lifted.
- 17:48Speaker 6: Up the lids to the but no, that was that
- 17:51Speaker 6: was all right.
- 17:52Speaker 5: Longs still going now, So if there's a water shortage
- 17:56Speaker 5: of parting, you can think, you can probably think me
- 17:58Speaker 5: to be that would.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Make me w the bed. You'll be sleeping and you
- 18:01Speaker 3: just hear that noise.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Well, actually, I was just reading this morning about there's
- 18:04Speaker 1: someone going viral on TikTok as well. She got on
- 18:07Speaker 1: ecologist in Houston saying about ping in the shower because
- 18:10Speaker 1: some people are saying.
- 18:10Speaker 2: She should do it, should not do it. Apparently it saves
- 18:13Speaker 2: a give a lot of water.
- 18:14Speaker 3: It saves the flush. That's what you should.
- 18:17Speaker 2: People like that.
- 18:17Speaker 1: People that are into it say, oh, it saves water.
- 18:19Speaker 1: But she's not into it. This kynecologist is saying that
- 18:22Speaker 1: one it's un hygienic. And two, basically, when you're doing
- 18:27Speaker 1: it and there, you're training your body to hear running
- 18:30Speaker 1: water and to go and it doesn't help.
- 18:32Speaker 6: You bush going to college.
- 18:35Speaker 1: So next time you're at a fountain, you're like, oh,
- 18:37Speaker 1: dear God, don't say.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Don't ever say that to a female again.
- 18:45Speaker 12: She might be saying to itv this after seven o'clock.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Then you the fun here and ParvE as you could
- 19:00Speaker 1: be playing for one thousand dollars as well, and I
- 19:02Speaker 1: quickly exit that conversation. It's Benson Bone. It's ten minutes
- 19:06Speaker 1: away from seven o'clock on the Hats The.
- 19:09Speaker 7: Hats, the Johnaan Ben Podcast.
- 19:11Speaker 1: We're in Parmeston, North On and never have you ever
- 19:13Speaker 1: tore heading around the country and thanks to gas petrol
- 19:15Speaker 1: service stations where we could be making things happen for
- 19:18Speaker 1: you for the first time, and we get to achieve
- 19:20Speaker 1: some things that we've never done before.
- 19:22Speaker 6: Some big stuff, big plans and Parmi this morning.
- 19:25Speaker 2: IVO tractors and mister Whippy and all sorts that surprise
- 19:28Speaker 2: for Ben. Oh really that's true for you.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but he doesn't know either.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Yeah. John is just surprised to be here. He's like
- 19:41Speaker 1: the Joe Biden.
- 19:44Speaker 2: Radio again.
- 19:46Speaker 5: Well, speaking of Joe Biden, he's nearly one hundred and
- 19:48Speaker 5: twenty two years old, and so is the Wellington Cable Car,
- 19:51Speaker 5: which we went on yesterday.
- 19:53Speaker 6: Ben, you'd done it previously.
- 19:55Speaker 2: It's great fun.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Every time I come to Wellington with the kids, we
- 19:57Speaker 1: always enjoy going up in the cable car. It gardens
- 20:00Speaker 1: up the top, beautiful views back of the city as well.
- 20:02Speaker 1: It's a lovely spot and this is really really cool thing.
- 20:05Speaker 1: It's cooed be some machinery.
- 20:06Speaker 5: She's in two days, we've really covered a lot on
- 20:08Speaker 5: the spectrum of transport in this country.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Planes, helicopters, cable cars, tractors coming up, all sorts.
- 20:18Speaker 2: Yeah, and a surprise that.
- 20:20Speaker 5: They were all across. But we met Tansy usually phone
- 20:23Speaker 5: through the show yesterday. We're in Wellington and she invited
- 20:25Speaker 5: us down to what's that street? Oh, can't thick of
- 20:30Speaker 5: the Yeah, at the bottom of the cable car and
- 20:35Speaker 5: it was a sort of an unusual alleyway.
- 20:38Speaker 11: So cry therapy goes down to minus eighty seven degrees
- 20:41Speaker 11: this one.
- 20:44Speaker 2: It was surprised.
- 20:46Speaker 1: He doesn't know about a cry therapy that.
- 20:52Speaker 2: Did never in the alleyway and Lemton key. Yeah, as
- 20:55Speaker 2: far as I know.
- 20:57Speaker 6: Have we got the other audio now we don't.
- 21:01Speaker 9: What I can give you is a Megan surprise. I
- 21:04Speaker 9: can give you. I can give you a Megan on
- 21:06Speaker 9: the on the cable car.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Okay, so the cable car had been around one hundred
- 21:09Speaker 2: and twenty two years, said the scene.
- 21:12Speaker 5: Yeah, we met Tansy after I had to cry a
- 21:15Speaker 5: therapy STIs in the alleyway and Megan, your dream was
- 21:18Speaker 5: to push the haunt on the cable car that goes
- 21:20Speaker 5: up and down the hill.
- 21:21Speaker 13: Have a listen, Yeah see which one?
- 21:34Speaker 2: Yes?
- 21:34Speaker 6: Yes, oh.
- 21:40Speaker 13: He was.
- 21:40Speaker 1: It was great the cable car driver, wouldn't he I
- 21:42Speaker 1: asked him as day was and he's like up and down,
- 21:44Speaker 1: which was great, be up and down, which I thought
- 21:47Speaker 1: was great.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Great dad joke.
- 21:48Speaker 1: He did the joke on you say don't push that
- 21:50Speaker 1: button as well, because they just.
- 21:51Speaker 3: Have a panel of buttons in front of them.
- 21:53Speaker 2: It's a really cool thing.
- 21:54Speaker 1: You go up, you're really steep up the hill in
- 21:56Speaker 1: Wellington through the rave Cave as well with the flashing lights.
- 21:59Speaker 6: So it was a week. So where where did the
- 22:01Speaker 6: fleshing lights come from?
- 22:02Speaker 1: I think it was from some festival. They brought it
- 22:04Speaker 1: in as a bit like a Wellington Lights festival and
- 22:06Speaker 1: then went this is so great, let's keep it around,
- 22:08Speaker 1: so they.
- 22:08Speaker 6: Do when you put up Christmas lights. We'll just ride
- 22:12Speaker 6: the amount to keep it around.
- 22:14Speaker 5: But thank you to Tendy and the wonderful team at
- 22:16Speaker 5: Wellington Cable Car for having us.
- 22:18Speaker 6: It was a great day.
- 22:19Speaker 7: The hats that johonaan Ben Podcast.
- 22:21Speaker 5: Love to see you this morning. Parts North. It's filling
- 22:23Speaker 5: up already. When you put the word free in front
- 22:25Speaker 5: of it in the tends to work well. Now, we've
- 22:28Speaker 5: been traveling throughout the country doing never have you evers
- 22:31Speaker 5: and it's been really enjoyable and enjoyable too, getting to
- 22:34Speaker 5: know producer Liam a bit bitter just you know, during
- 22:36Speaker 5: the songs, chatting away. He's pushing the buttons at the
- 22:39Speaker 5: studio and Liam, I don't even know how we got
- 22:42Speaker 5: into that.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's a story that relates to I haven't
- 22:45Speaker 1: heard it, but apparent's amazing about Liam responsible for getting
- 22:47Speaker 1: something canceled. So that's why we wanted to know this morning.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Oh one hundred, that's four four eight seven. What were
- 22:52Speaker 1: you responsible for when you got something canceled? Because Liam,
- 22:55Speaker 1: this happened to you.
- 22:56Speaker 6: It could be a flight, could be a party, could
- 22:58Speaker 6: be a huge event.
- 23:00Speaker 5: You pushed the fire alarm by in a restaurant or something.
- 23:04Speaker 6: But we'll hand it over to you. Liam. This is
- 23:06Speaker 6: from your university days.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:07Speaker 9: Look, this is from when I was a little bit
- 23:09Speaker 9: more immature and not responsible like I am.
- 23:11Speaker 5: Now.
- 23:12Speaker 9: We're trying to be responsible now, so we've got to
- 23:15Speaker 9: go back to Victoria University where I say I'm a
- 23:18Speaker 9: proud alumni. They don't want to know me at all.
- 23:22Speaker 9: So this is VIC University, University in Wellington. So we've
- 23:26Speaker 9: completed a whole year. And at that point I thought
- 23:29Speaker 9: to myself, I want to be I want to be
- 23:31Speaker 9: a lawyer. I don't want to be a little radio
- 23:34Speaker 9: job pressing the buttons for Jonathan Ben having away.
- 23:37Speaker 6: From havn't your dreams been sped?
- 23:41Speaker 9: Now education? He wanted to be a lawyer. So he
- 23:46Speaker 9: did the whole year at Victoria University doing business and
- 23:51Speaker 9: he got to that last exam and the night before
- 23:54Speaker 9: it was somehow it was put out there that it
- 23:56Speaker 9: was student night and that we should go out, and
- 23:59Speaker 9: were used to go to this pub called the George.
- 24:02Speaker 9: Not sure if it's still there, but if you can
- 24:03Speaker 9: go to the George, you can get a letera of
- 24:06Speaker 9: whatever tap beer you'd like for about twenty bucks.
- 24:09Speaker 6: Yees, that seems too much litterage.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 24:13Speaker 9: We used to do the classic thing where you try
- 24:14Speaker 9: to get through as many literages as you can. Long
- 24:17Speaker 9: story short. We made the decision that the exam was
- 24:20Speaker 9: at nine am the morning, and at about three am.
- 24:22Speaker 9: We said to ourselves, let's just stay out, like what's
- 24:25Speaker 9: the worst that can happen? So we stayed out.
- 24:27Speaker 6: We can hear it for like, do you utually ask yourself?
- 24:30Speaker 6: Do you utually answer the question what's the worst that
- 24:32Speaker 6: could happen?
- 24:33Speaker 2: Oh, I think we're about to find out.
- 24:35Speaker 9: I answer that question for me. So if we can
- 24:37Speaker 9: jump through to nine am, we are walking into this.
- 24:40Speaker 9: We are walking into this law exam with an absolute
- 24:43Speaker 9: hit esteem but a lot of confidence is going to
- 24:45Speaker 9: do well. We get in there. Now, you can imagine
- 24:49Speaker 9: a classic university lecture theater. You know what, maybe two
- 24:52Speaker 9: three hundred people, and you've got rows which go out
- 24:55Speaker 9: maybe thirty people wide, and go down twenty rows.
- 24:59Speaker 6: You get in order to setup it's.
- 25:01Speaker 9: An auditorium setup. You get put into alphabetical order, so
- 25:03Speaker 9: you don't get to choose your own seat. If I did,
- 25:05Speaker 9: with the amount of times I probably needed to pee,
- 25:07Speaker 9: I would have gone on the aisle. But nope, I
- 25:09Speaker 9: had to sit in the middle. So I'm right in
- 25:12Speaker 9: the middle. And after a bit of a long night,
- 25:15Speaker 9: you know, I don't want to blame the I'm gonna
- 25:17Speaker 9: say it. A little bit of food poisoning a gastro
- 25:21Speaker 9: come through. I'm sitting in the middle row. I feel
- 25:25Speaker 9: it coming. There's not enough time and I projectile vomit.
- 25:28Speaker 9: It goes down three aisles like people's kids, and they
- 25:39Speaker 9: end up having to cancel the whole exam. So we're
- 25:42Speaker 9: now getting out of about three four hundred people out
- 25:45Speaker 9: of that exam.
- 25:46Speaker 3: And so Bio has it.
- 25:48Speaker 9: At that point, Liam Ron's days at Victoria University came
- 25:52Speaker 9: to an end within twenty four hours.
- 25:54Speaker 6: Expelled.
- 25:55Speaker 5: He got called into the Chancellor's office and he's like
- 25:58Speaker 5: mate and expelled.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Like he expelled liquid from his mouth.
- 26:03Speaker 3: Also, Liam had gone there on a scholarship.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Oh no, oh.
- 26:09Speaker 3: What happens when you get ejected on a scholarship? Liam?
- 26:12Speaker 9: Well, the idea loving my sixty thousand dollars student loan.
- 26:17Speaker 6: Oh so that night out costs some sixty grand.
- 26:20Speaker 5: Wow, formos three rows of people, okayt.
- 26:25Speaker 9: My bank account number? Now just the donation.
- 26:27Speaker 2: It will start to give a little page. But he's pushing.
- 26:30Speaker 1: But Liam, thank you for sharing that LOL moment in
- 26:38Speaker 1: your life. We do appreciate it. But please, you've learned
- 26:41Speaker 1: from it. But right now we want to hear what
- 26:43Speaker 1: happened to you? What did you get canceled? What are
- 26:46Speaker 1: you responsible for getting? Like Johnny said, was at a flight?
- 26:49Speaker 1: Was it a class?
- 26:50Speaker 3: Was it an exam?
- 26:51Speaker 1: Was it a restaurant that you ended up getting? Give
- 26:52Speaker 1: one victim from We'd love to hear from you. One
- 26:54Speaker 1: hundred the heats. We'll get back to your cause and texts.
- 26:58Speaker 7: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 27:00Speaker 2: On a Wednesday morning.
- 27:01Speaker 1: We're talking about what you got canceled after we just
- 27:04Speaker 1: heard from producer Liam who got a whole university exam canceled, canceled.
- 27:09Speaker 5: They all had to reset it three or four weeks later,
- 27:12Speaker 5: after not getting any sleep the night before, ended up
- 27:15Speaker 5: projectile vomiting over three rows of students and all of
- 27:19Speaker 5: their exam papers.
- 27:20Speaker 6: You'll just being terrible gastro a terrible gas. You know,
- 27:25Speaker 6: my mum he was obviously nineteen twenty at the time.
- 27:27Speaker 5: My mum always used to like to remind me that
- 27:29Speaker 5: the male brain isn't fully developed until twenty five. Yeah,
- 27:32Speaker 5: I think she kept doing that to make yourself feel
- 27:34Speaker 5: better about my decision.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a whole class at school canceled. I've
- 27:38Speaker 1: told the story before to you, John, but I don't know,
- 27:39Speaker 1: have to shared it with Megan. We had to do
- 27:41Speaker 1: individual dance for a pe sort of assignment at school,
- 27:45Speaker 1: dance by yourself in front a whole year group, which
- 27:48Speaker 1: is humiliating a thing for me to think about doing.
- 27:51Speaker 1: So at home, I had a Michael Jackson mask. Don't
- 27:53Speaker 1: ask me why Jackson mask costumes. Well, love a costume
- 27:57Speaker 1: started there and so I was like, great if I
- 27:58Speaker 1: put a mask on nine, I'll be able to see
- 27:59Speaker 1: my face first step like Gray, I can do some
- 28:02Speaker 1: sort of routine to Michael Jackson come up with something.
- 28:04Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, Michael Jackson comes out
- 28:06Speaker 1: with fireworks ras matas showmanship. So I had some fireworks
- 28:10Speaker 1: from home left over that mum had and so I
- 28:13Speaker 1: came out as Michael Jackson. First thing I did as
- 28:15Speaker 1: I had a fire extinguisher from home I took from
- 28:18Speaker 1: home and I sprayed it out so it leaft like
- 28:20Speaker 1: a misty, so I missed around the around the other
- 28:24Speaker 1: dry ass, but I did have dry eyes, so drest thing.
- 28:27Speaker 2: I did spray that from a little room.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Out the back, and then I came out Jackson himself
- 28:31Speaker 1: a dressed as Michael Jackson. Here I was it started
- 28:34Speaker 1: doing the dance pretty badly, whipped off a sheet that
- 28:37Speaker 1: I had prepared.
- 28:37Speaker 2: There was some fireworks.
- 28:39Speaker 1: I lit those let room, yes, in the gym, in
- 28:42Speaker 1: the school gymnasium, and then it started, and it started,
- 28:46Speaker 1: of course burning the floor. I would carrying on my
- 28:48Speaker 1: dance still carried away, went to light the other one.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I remember the teacher, you're like, no, being no as
- 28:53Speaker 1: I lit the other one, and then everyone started panicking
- 28:57Speaker 1: because of course the gym floor started.
- 28:59Speaker 2: E come rushing down. Do we have a fire extinct show? Well?
- 29:02Speaker 1: I did the show. We got menico, they get out
- 29:08Speaker 1: the fire and stuff like that. But unfortunately a little
- 29:11Speaker 1: bit of burned to the gym floor and also the
- 29:14Speaker 1: the fire extinct shot.
- 29:15Speaker 2: I've never let one off before. It's almost like a talken.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Powder everywhere all over, and the whole class, for the
- 29:21Speaker 1: risk of the hour all had to clean my miss up.
- 29:24Speaker 2: No more dances. I got the whole thing canceled.
- 29:26Speaker 6: Did you finish the performance?
- 29:27Speaker 13: Right?
- 29:28Speaker 2: Stopped?
- 29:29Speaker 3: He was carrying one was cheering, but they're.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Like no, I had to stop. Music stopped, and we
- 29:34Speaker 1: want to clean up for the rest of the thing.
- 29:36Speaker 1: So the whole the whole dance thing was canceled neither.
- 29:38Speaker 3: He didn't get done for us.
- 29:39Speaker 1: I had of weeks with the special detentions as well. Yeah,
- 29:42Speaker 1: I had to come back and clean and nothing special
- 29:45Speaker 1: about it. So that's what I got. It was the
- 29:47Speaker 1: first time, Michael.
- 29:49Speaker 2: Years later it was you're right, great digs.
- 29:53Speaker 6: Here so we can't get hold of them on the phone.
- 29:55Speaker 5: But this person canceled the Moulin Rouge performance in Paris,
- 30:00Speaker 5: oh four four eight seven.
- 30:02Speaker 6: On the text machine, we're in watching the Moulin Rouge.
- 30:05Speaker 5: Even paid top dollar to watch the show, and someone
- 30:08Speaker 5: I assuming had a heart attack.
- 30:10Speaker 6: The show stopped mid show.
- 30:12Speaker 5: The ambulance came in there to be wheeled out, and
- 30:16Speaker 5: they're assuming maybe the boobies rul a little.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Too much, get the heart racing a lot of that.
- 30:24Speaker 1: So yeah, oh there we go, Booby Scincel a show
- 30:27Speaker 1: and Moulin Rose. Appreciate your calls and text this morning.
- 30:30Speaker 6: Neck.
- 30:31Speaker 2: We got to experience negative eighty seven degrees yesterday.
- 30:34Speaker 3: Which is colder than Antarctica.
- 30:36Speaker 1: And we're in under nothing but our underpants and socks.
- 30:38Speaker 1: We didn't have socks, just your indis.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Yesterday.
- 30:41Speaker 1: We all got to experience what we're doing it. We'll
- 30:44Speaker 1: find out next time. I never have you ever tore
- 30:46Speaker 1: on the Hats?
- 30:46Speaker 7: The Hats the jonaan Ben podcast.
- 30:49Speaker 1: As we actually literally enjoy the Hits Breakfast right now
- 30:52Speaker 1: here at local licensed cafe and eatery when Papa's and
- 30:55Speaker 1: North Broadway a come down and see us before nine o'clock.
- 30:58Speaker 2: You could get yourself a free hot drink till nine o'clocks.
- 31:01Speaker 6: And we're on they Never Have You Ever tour as well.
- 31:03Speaker 5: If there's anything you've never done and you're in Parmes North,
- 31:05Speaker 5: the one or two region would love to make your
- 31:07Speaker 5: dreams come true.
- 31:08Speaker 6: You can just call eight hundred the Hits. We'll try
- 31:10Speaker 6: and get someone on next.
- 31:11Speaker 5: But you see, we're leaving Wellington and the wonderful Jamie
- 31:15Speaker 5: from the in z CLS sounds like the Central Intelligence.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Zealing Campus of Innovation and Sport.
- 31:23Speaker 5: He got in touch with us, he texts and he's like,
- 31:25Speaker 5: come along and check out our facility and you can
- 31:28Speaker 5: experience cryo therapy, which is when you basically just put
- 31:33Speaker 5: yourself in a fridge minus eighty seven degrees. Now, this
- 31:36Speaker 5: is the home of the training home of the All Blacks,
- 31:38Speaker 5: Black Ferns Phoenix Hurricanes, Lions, very I notice a lot
- 31:43Speaker 5: of very fit looking muscular people, well defined muscles, and
- 31:47Speaker 5: a lot of.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Beautifully shaved legs. It's a wonderful facility.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Like we walked through the gymnasium first thing, It's as wow,
- 31:53Speaker 1: there was like ex all but Corey Jane was there,
- 31:56Speaker 1: which the Hurricanes, and then they made me push the
- 31:58Speaker 1: scrum machine in front of everyone.
- 31:59Speaker 3: Cory Jane and I went back last.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Night and then it pushed back like I lost the
- 32:05Speaker 1: scrumb against the scrumber sheep.
- 32:08Speaker 2: It's like, how did that happen? I gotta mark on
- 32:10Speaker 2: my shoulder and I was like, what happened to me?
- 32:11Speaker 4: I was like, I was very worried for you in
- 32:14Speaker 4: front of everyone.
- 32:19Speaker 6: Loses to a like if anything, just staying.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Where you are exactly, my dear God.
- 32:26Speaker 6: But honestly, the facility is it's mind blowing.
- 32:29Speaker 5: It's state of the art, it's intrenth them in upper
- 32:31Speaker 5: Heart and Jamie's gone around the world. He's just visited
- 32:34Speaker 5: like Manchester United and some of the NBA teams and
- 32:37Speaker 5: basically designed this huge center with accommodation and apartments for
- 32:41Speaker 5: all these teams and it's wild.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Oh you can you can kick goals Like there's an
- 32:44Speaker 1: indoor sort of stadium in there.
- 32:46Speaker 2: You can keep goals up against the screen, like a
- 32:48Speaker 2: huge screen that.
- 32:49Speaker 1: Can be soccer goal posts or football you know, go
- 32:52Speaker 1: post rugby posts as well.
- 32:53Speaker 2: It's incredible.
- 32:54Speaker 4: There's a little swimming pool where you can just swim
- 32:57Speaker 4: on the spot and it like the water blows at you.
- 32:59Speaker 5: We willlt into the cold pool a real The Hurricanes
- 33:02Speaker 5: were there nearly naked.
- 33:03Speaker 6: Megan was just secretly filling.
- 33:06Speaker 2: We lost Meghan for a while there.
- 33:08Speaker 3: Can you please stop steering? I was like, yeah, apologies.
- 33:11Speaker 5: And then Jamie took us to the cryo therapy area
- 33:14Speaker 5: and you kind of explained to us what the protest
- 33:16Speaker 5: was about.
- 33:17Speaker 11: So cry therapy goes down to minus eighty seven degrees.
- 33:20Speaker 6: This one.
- 33:20Speaker 11: It's a full immersion chamber. Just imagine a phone box.
- 33:23Speaker 11: It's like going into a freezer at your local alcohol shop.
- 33:26Speaker 6: And looking for the biz.
- 33:27Speaker 2: That's what last thing it was like.
- 33:29Speaker 11: The key thing when you go in there team is
- 33:31Speaker 11: not to have anything wet on. There's been some bad
- 33:33Speaker 11: stories come out of the NBA when players went in
- 33:36Speaker 11: with wet jocks on. It doesn't end well for.
- 33:39Speaker 9: You.
- 33:39Speaker 6: Join the dots on that one. You can literally probably
- 33:43Speaker 6: change gender in one session.
- 33:47Speaker 2: Wow, there's a frostbite.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Really okay, okay, so we're got to go in with
- 33:50Speaker 1: what very limits and stuff.
- 33:51Speaker 6: On yet little as you can keep it respectable.
- 33:54Speaker 11: But yeah, jockson socks is the key three minute session today.
- 33:58Speaker 11: You can come out soon, you don't get locked in there.
- 34:00Speaker 11: But what it does is a rapid changing of skin
- 34:03Speaker 11: temperature and it helps fuel the body in ways that
- 34:05Speaker 11: where you need the resources most. So really good for
- 34:07Speaker 11: aches and pains. It does have some fat burning abilities
- 34:11Speaker 11: by reducing calories.
- 34:14Speaker 2: I'm going to look younger as well too. Is that
- 34:16Speaker 2: that sort of thing helping us out?
- 34:18Speaker 6: Yeah? Look, they do say the guy.
- 34:19Speaker 11: I can't speak to the aging benefits of that, but
- 34:21Speaker 11: all we can say is that the guys that use
- 34:23Speaker 11: it talk about the sleep benefits as well. So it's
- 34:26Speaker 11: a it's a good body clock resetter, and that's something
- 34:28Speaker 11: that is becoming more and more popular here in New Zealand.
- 34:31Speaker 6: Well Disney, well Disney rumor that he's cried.
- 34:37Speaker 2: Oh you might see him in there. All right, let's go.
- 34:40Speaker 5: Okay, so we'll play Megan's first. This is you know
- 34:43Speaker 5: you win to beer foot bear feet because socks.
- 34:46Speaker 3: But yeah, I didn't have socks, so yeah, I had
- 34:49Speaker 3: beer feet.
- 34:50Speaker 4: Eighty seven degrees yeah, which for reference, the South Pole
- 34:53Speaker 4: today has high of minus thirty nine.
- 34:56Speaker 5: Okay, this is how Meghan was experiencing her my seven degrees.
- 35:08Speaker 3: This one. Yeah, it's very cold.
- 35:17Speaker 6: It sounds so enjoyable.
- 35:20Speaker 5: And then been and me because you have to get
- 35:22Speaker 5: down to your underpants would have been very inappropriate for
- 35:24Speaker 5: all of the same we went. We locked into the
- 35:26Speaker 5: same fridge too, and here was us at minus eighty seven.
- 35:30Speaker 11: Oh, oh my god.
- 35:36Speaker 5: Oh my god, Actually pull that down, Liam, I think
- 35:44Speaker 5: that it might have been audio from a dinny party.
- 35:48Speaker 6: Sorry, that was the wrong.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Piece of were close.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 35:54Speaker 5: Honestly, if we were in socks and they end up freezing,
- 35:57Speaker 5: like frozen on your body.
- 35:59Speaker 1: The here the minimal hairs I have on my legs
- 36:01Speaker 1: were like icicles by the end of it. It was
- 36:04Speaker 1: the three minutes we got through, but it was a
- 36:05Speaker 1: real mental challenge.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Never had like snowing in there.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Yeah, you have we ever done cryo therapy? We did
- 36:11Speaker 1: it yesterday. We ticked that off the box. It was
- 36:12Speaker 1: a pretty incredible experience. Rejuvenates yourself a little bit. I
- 36:16Speaker 1: feel fidder and healthier already, so I added that's four
- 36:20Speaker 1: four eight seven. Then one of the nimbs that you
- 36:21Speaker 1: would love to do, we could try and make a
- 36:23Speaker 1: couple happen over the next couple of days, as if
- 36:24Speaker 1: we hit around the country thanks the gas.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Petrol service stations. At seven thirty two on.
- 36:28Speaker 7: The Hats The Hats That johnaan Ben podcast.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Coon, I never have you ever tour traveling around the
- 36:34Speaker 1: country making your nevers come true? Great, So it's just
- 36:36Speaker 1: a brand. It just won one thousand dollars before on
- 36:38Speaker 1: the Alpha Quiz. We're in Pame this morning at the
- 36:41Speaker 1: local come down and see using get a free coffee
- 36:43Speaker 1: or a tea or a hot drink before nine o'clock.
- 36:46Speaker 5: And we've been staying in different variations of accommodation on
- 36:51Speaker 5: this journey, and last night I had an unfortunate incident
- 36:54Speaker 5: with the lavatory where I pushed the handle too hard
- 36:57Speaker 5: on the flush and then there.
- 36:59Speaker 6: Was just a con stood the flow. That was the
- 37:03Speaker 6: soundcatch evening. I know what you're thinking. It sounds like
- 37:07Speaker 6: take up the gun and let's not too tall at human,
- 37:09Speaker 6: but you're right.
- 37:10Speaker 1: The night, the night before Night one, you decided to
- 37:12Speaker 1: wash and dry your clothes too, because there was a
- 37:16Speaker 1: washing and drug facilities in the hotel room.
- 37:18Speaker 6: You're like, it was night one.
- 37:19Speaker 2: I don't know what horrible thanks you going on with
- 37:21Speaker 2: your clothing. But we joke about it.
- 37:22Speaker 3: But I do really feel like we're on too with
- 37:24Speaker 3: Joe Biden.
- 37:26Speaker 2: You know there's a washing and drug I need to
- 37:28Speaker 2: wash my clothes. It was night one anyway, that.
- 37:32Speaker 6: Happened to my room last night. But Megan, I've never
- 37:35Speaker 6: what you tell us what you use every time you
- 37:37Speaker 6: walk into a room with something a bar?
- 37:44Speaker 4: Every have you never used like every time there's a
- 37:46Speaker 4: hotel every single time there's a hotel bath.
- 37:48Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, they use it.
- 37:50Speaker 6: I can remember the last time I had a bar.
- 37:51Speaker 6: It would be two decades.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Are you joking? Oh that's my got a bath at home?
- 37:57Speaker 6: All right?
- 37:57Speaker 1: But you just it's not something I would read. I
- 38:02Speaker 1: have the occasional one everything. Yeah, but it's it's quick.
- 38:05Speaker 1: It's like everyone's like did like, yep, they done it, relaxed.
- 38:09Speaker 1: I'm like, what for ten seconds about nothing.
- 38:12Speaker 4: Against the fine establishments that were already stayed at but
- 38:14Speaker 4: they didn't have bas and yesterday I was like, I
- 38:16Speaker 4: feel like this could be the place.
- 38:18Speaker 2: Would you get in a shop?
- 38:19Speaker 4: It wasn't. I didn't discriminate any kind of body of water.
- 38:24Speaker 4: So I was standing at the bathroom door and I
- 38:26Speaker 4: was like, please have a bath and it did. The
- 38:28Speaker 4: thing is most hotels they have the bath so there's
- 38:32Speaker 4: the room door and then the bathroom's right there. So
- 38:35Speaker 4: if you have the bathroom door open, if anyone came
- 38:38Speaker 4: in the door, they would see you in the bath.
- 38:40Speaker 4: And that was the case yesterday. So having baths, yeah,
- 38:47Speaker 4: come in no. And this didn't happened yesterday, but I
- 38:51Speaker 4: did shut the bathroom door to the bathroom because previously
- 38:57Speaker 4: I have stayed at a place and.
- 39:00Speaker 3: You know where they do the turndown servant the big
- 39:04Speaker 3: time parade.
- 39:06Speaker 4: I was naked in the bath and someone knocked on
- 39:09Speaker 4: the door. But the knock and the entry were like
- 39:12Speaker 4: right right after each other, and the bathroom door was open,
- 39:16Speaker 4: so there's and it was like a younger guy who
- 39:18Speaker 4: was obviously doing the turndown services for the hotel knocked
- 39:21Speaker 4: on the door.
- 39:22Speaker 3: And just as I was saying, no, it's okay.
- 39:25Speaker 4: Open the door. And I'm so vulnerable, just lying in
- 39:30Speaker 4: the bar. But he stood there too long, being like
- 39:34Speaker 4: trying to like obviously realizing.
- 39:37Speaker 3: You know, it takes a.
- 39:38Speaker 4: While to that's what he's doing, taking a moment to
- 39:42Speaker 4: realize while steering directly at your face for a while.
- 39:48Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just what's going on here.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Although you'd be honest, you probably just ordered room service
- 39:53Speaker 1: and you're like, well, unexpectedly, sure.
- 39:57Speaker 7: Get the hits that Jona Wan Ben podcast.
- 40:02Speaker 5: Doing some fun stuff and parmas to North after the show.
- 40:05Speaker 5: Thanks to Norwan, we've hooked up Attractor on the fly
- 40:08Speaker 5: and we're gonna make Kimberly's lifelong.
- 40:10Speaker 4: Dream Trina who other dreamers that you'll get her name right, She's.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Shot one civil dream, lifelong dream.
- 40:23Speaker 6: I've not been called Kimberly.
- 40:24Speaker 2: He is like Joe Biden is endriving.
- 40:28Speaker 6: So we're doing that after shoon. And we've got a
- 40:29Speaker 6: Mister Whippie truck. Someone's dream to drive around of the
- 40:32Speaker 6: mister Whippie truck and distribute ice cream.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Now balmeing North, you know, attractors rural, but it's not
- 40:36Speaker 1: all about rural.
- 40:37Speaker 2: Rural hard word to say an tractors, right, Megan.
- 40:40Speaker 4: No, And someone is joining us on the phone, Michelle,
- 40:43Speaker 4: because Michelle's dream was.
- 40:45Speaker 3: To get manny pity. She's ever had one before. Good
- 40:49Speaker 3: morning Michelle, Good morning, Noa.
- 40:52Speaker 4: I'm happy to tell you that thanks to Pure Beauty Therapy,
- 40:56Speaker 4: we've got for your beautiful Pure Fiji Deluxe piticure and
- 41:00Speaker 4: Spa manicure. It's with one hundred and fifty three dollars
- 41:02Speaker 4: plus you're getting a pure.
- 41:05Speaker 3: Price back, all thanks to Pure Beauty Therapy.
- 41:08Speaker 14: Oh wow, thank you.
- 41:10Speaker 6: We're about to say, holy we all knew that. It
- 41:19Speaker 6: means a lot to you. A bit of swearing on
- 41:22Speaker 6: our radio show.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome. As you get to treat yourself there,
- 41:24Speaker 2: that sounds incredible.
- 41:26Speaker 15: Yeah, I got next month, so that will be.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Very because I mentioned from many people it's the last
- 41:32Speaker 1: thing you feel like you don't want to be selfish
- 41:33Speaker 1: and spend money on yourself to you know, we still
- 41:36Speaker 1: pay you know, so that's that's great that we get
- 41:38Speaker 1: to do this.
- 41:38Speaker 16: In a kitchen. That's the last thing you want to do.
- 41:42Speaker 4: Get a beautiful MANI pity before you go to to
- 41:46Speaker 4: where are you going for Australia.
- 41:47Speaker 16: I'm going to Australia suddenly for twelve days with my family.
- 41:51Speaker 5: Well, they like nails over there, well groomed ones, and
- 41:54Speaker 5: yours will be so thank you, thank.
- 41:56Speaker 4: You so much, thank you did you didn't inspire me
- 42:01Speaker 4: because not that there's anything wrong with your cuticles, Ben,
- 42:05Speaker 4: but I know that you've never had a many pity before.
- 42:08Speaker 1: You asked me this the other day and I was like, no,
- 42:10Speaker 1: I haven't. No, I've had my daughters when they were younger,
- 42:12Speaker 1: like attempt to put you know, now, polish on and
- 42:15Speaker 1: I pick away at my nails anxiety thing.
- 42:17Speaker 2: And my wife was stop picking your.
- 42:18Speaker 4: Nails, and weirdly, I have painted your nails before. You've
- 42:21Speaker 4: never had a proper no.
- 42:23Speaker 1: Now, I'm quite so self conscious. That's what's going to
- 42:25Speaker 1: happen right now, is it?
- 42:26Speaker 4: You are getting a manicure thanks to Hammah Hailey from.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Pure Building Therapy.
- 42:30Speaker 6: I can believe it.
- 42:31Speaker 4: But you you might notice we've picked a really nice
- 42:34Speaker 4: color for you.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Okay, I have noticed. I haven't noticed, to be honest,
- 42:37Speaker 1: there's a lot of colors going HET's pink.
- 42:40Speaker 3: It's a nice hot paint.
- 42:42Speaker 6: I love it now, Hailey.
- 42:42Speaker 5: Sorry, microphones are at a premium year. You just have
- 42:45Speaker 5: to talk into my face. But I'm sorry, what are
- 42:47Speaker 5: we going through here? What's the process?
- 42:49Speaker 6: I see a big bowl of steaming hot water, A
- 42:56Speaker 6: nice sugar scrub?
- 43:00Speaker 3: Is it.
- 43:02Speaker 6: Hot nails to go with the hits of branding? Okay?
- 43:06Speaker 3: Great, Hailey.
- 43:08Speaker 4: They won't know this, but it's gel polish, isn't it. Yeah,
- 43:12Speaker 4: So that means that I can't just like take it
- 43:14Speaker 4: off with now polish.
- 43:15Speaker 2: Okay, So I means it's gonna last. Okay, all right.
- 43:18Speaker 2: They will love it, You're right, and I'm sure I
- 43:20Speaker 2: will love it too.
- 43:20Speaker 4: You love it when we go drive the tractor down
- 43:23Speaker 4: the street attractor place.
- 43:25Speaker 2: Afterwards, I'll be like, yeah, all right, here we go.
- 43:27Speaker 6: So this is one big job involving hands, all.
- 43:30Speaker 3: Right, So this is like, this is what women like.
- 43:34Speaker 1: So what do I do for us? Just take a while, halel,
- 43:38Speaker 1: I don't relax, Well I don't relax, just relax your hands.
- 43:43Speaker 1: I was getting you like a scrub on my head.
- 43:45Speaker 3: A nice scrub.
- 43:46Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm watching hands message going on?
- 43:51Speaker 3: What's his cuticles like, Hailey?
- 43:56Speaker 2: Well, they haven't had anywhere. It's the first time ever
- 43:58Speaker 2: have I ever had one one of these? What do
- 44:00Speaker 2: I get a.
- 44:02Speaker 3: Manicure?
- 44:03Speaker 2: Manicure.
- 44:04Speaker 5: It goes the feet right as Ben Boys has reached
- 44:07Speaker 5: the stage's career where he's getting pampered on the radio.
- 44:10Speaker 6: We'll be back with you very shortly.
- 44:13Speaker 7: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 44:15Speaker 2: Breakfast in the middle of I never have you ever tours.
- 44:17Speaker 1: We travel around the country thanks to gas picture service stations,
- 44:20Speaker 1: making your nervous come true. Things you've never done for
- 44:22Speaker 1: the first time. As I'm currently getting something done for
- 44:25Speaker 1: the first time as well.
- 44:26Speaker 4: You're getting a manicure, but you just had, you had
- 44:28Speaker 4: a milk bath, you getting your cuticles dealt to right now.
- 44:33Speaker 2: Just just the hand, just the hands. I didn't get
- 44:35Speaker 2: in myself.
- 44:37Speaker 5: What I enjoy is that you're just pretty much handed
- 44:39Speaker 5: over full custody of your hands to Hayley from Wonderful
- 44:43Speaker 5: Pure Beauty Therapy, and she's like craning your hands up
- 44:47Speaker 5: and down out of the milk bath.
- 44:48Speaker 2: They feel very distinguished. My hands felt so important.
- 44:52Speaker 4: And I imagine that you're not very good at relaxing. No,
- 44:55Speaker 4: she's trying to deal with it.
- 44:58Speaker 3: Is he relaxed?
- 45:01Speaker 1: Relax I'm sorry, Hailey, and I've ever really self conscious
- 45:03Speaker 1: about it. As I said before I pick up my
- 45:05Speaker 1: nails because it's an anxiety thing for me.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I know it. And yeah, and they're not great.
- 45:10Speaker 5: And listen, honestly, this is gonna be the most pampered
- 45:12Speaker 5: precious hands. And I'm gonna say New Zealand what we
- 45:15Speaker 5: should do. We should parade these hens around Armers and
- 45:18Speaker 5: all the track.
- 45:20Speaker 4: I'm still photoship with the hands around Parmi hot piks.
- 45:23Speaker 5: Tell you what, if anyone has an unbreakable glass case,
- 45:26Speaker 5: we should put your hands in this glass box chest.
- 45:31Speaker 6: The hand model, we should put them in a hand model.
- 45:34Speaker 2: If you want me to come ay and parme, I
- 45:36Speaker 2: can model something. We'll put it on our social media
- 45:38Speaker 2: as well. If you want me to hold a product today.
- 45:40Speaker 1: With looking your beautiful hands, anything at all, I'll hold anything.
- 45:43Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, maybe you don't.
- 45:48Speaker 5: Well yesterday we speak a wild I'd say, living in
- 45:51Speaker 5: twelve minutes and living making a way to Parmers North
- 45:54Speaker 5: and we stopped by to see Mores. Mores have got
- 45:57Speaker 5: in touch with a very niche request and it wasn't
- 46:00Speaker 5: for being's wonderful hands to holding anything for him. Moles
- 46:03Speaker 5: wanted us to meet him at a football field with
- 46:05Speaker 5: a pie and a phantom and a football and have
- 46:08Speaker 5: a listen. Welcome to Levin and there's been always likes
- 46:13Speaker 5: to say.
- 46:13Speaker 2: Live in leven Loca.
- 46:15Speaker 3: Oh and that's the last time been able to said that.
- 46:21Speaker 6: Good. We haven't introduced mores.
- 46:24Speaker 5: And he's like, oh Jesus, welcome, welcome, was welcome to
- 46:28Speaker 5: Never have you either? You got in touch with us
- 46:31Speaker 5: and a very unique and obscure dream of yours something
- 46:35Speaker 5: you've never done. Yeah, had a pie, chug the fanta,
- 46:39Speaker 5: scored a goal successfully.
- 46:41Speaker 3: I mean I can say for I say, I haven't
- 46:43Speaker 3: even done that either.
- 46:43Speaker 5: But what I love too is that you could have
- 46:45Speaker 5: done this in your own time, at any stage in
- 46:48Speaker 5: your life, but you've waited till this moment.
- 46:50Speaker 6: I need to pair pressure sometimes in it.
- 46:52Speaker 5: This is Moss living out his dream of eating a pie,
- 46:56Speaker 5: chugging a Fanta and scoring a goal.
- 46:58Speaker 6: In Livin Ben.
- 47:02Speaker 10: The timer starts now here we go Wow, look at him.
- 47:06Speaker 6: He is deing that pie like nobody's business. Seven put
- 47:10Speaker 6: him in the Nathan's Hot Dog eating competition.
- 47:13Speaker 10: That pie is gone in under ten seconds and the
- 47:17Speaker 10: fanta is disappearing as well at a rate of Nazi
- 47:20Speaker 10: is open throating the fanta and it's pouring all over
- 47:24Speaker 10: his shirt. Now he's got to score the goal. God,
- 47:38Speaker 10: you are an animal.
- 47:41Speaker 5: Talkers through that, you've got fan to burning your eyeballs
- 47:43Speaker 5: right now now.
- 47:44Speaker 6: I was enjoyable.
- 47:45Speaker 5: I haven't had a fine ages the indigestion, yes, yeah,
- 47:51Speaker 5: down right now.
- 47:53Speaker 6: It was.
- 47:54Speaker 2: It was incredible.
- 47:54Speaker 1: It was a blustering, as you say, eleven twelve minutes.
- 47:56Speaker 1: And then he got it's like I'm gonna go back
- 47:58Speaker 1: to work, and then he ran off.
- 47:59Speaker 2: And we're like, what just happened? So you could see
- 48:01Speaker 2: it all.
- 48:01Speaker 1: It's an amazing put it up shortly on the hats
- 48:03Speaker 1: breakfast on social media.
- 48:05Speaker 6: Never will you ever see anything like it.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I love the store like I love the store. I mean,
- 48:09Speaker 1: there's another radio station right now. They're off, you know
- 48:12Speaker 1: New York. They're going first class and rooftop bars, and
- 48:15Speaker 1: like mate, we had a pie from Annie's Pie. We
- 48:18Speaker 1: watched the guy Dawson Fander in the Van on Us
- 48:20Speaker 1: football field we never met before, and he kicked the
- 48:23Speaker 1: goal and ran away right away. And then that's the
- 48:25Speaker 1: sort of battle of tour that we're doing.
- 48:26Speaker 4: Relatable to us, some bloody tony street speaking relatable.
- 48:31Speaker 6: Ben continues to this hands.
- 48:34Speaker 7: On the radio, knicks, the hits that jonaan Ben podcast.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Come down and see us before nine o'clock you and
- 48:41Speaker 1: grab yourself a free hot drink and you can watch
- 48:43Speaker 1: me get wonderful like my nails done.
- 48:46Speaker 5: You're being more jealousy his nails done from the amazing Hayley.
- 48:52Speaker 5: We're using some great adjectives in front of your name
- 48:54Speaker 5: to that amazing pure beauty therapy.
- 48:57Speaker 6: Who's painting his.
- 48:58Speaker 5: Nails nails heads pink claim the color pink, this radio station.
- 49:03Speaker 6: Do you know who your mind reminds you of? Like
- 49:05Speaker 6: this is what I imagine if you walked into a
- 49:06Speaker 6: room and KNYE West.
- 49:07Speaker 1: Was yeah, yeah, some meet and greet. Yeah, I was
- 49:11Speaker 1: just giving was done. But nice to see mate.
- 49:13Speaker 4: You can't wait if you got this tractor place with
- 49:16Speaker 4: your blonde tips and your pink naimes today.
- 49:18Speaker 2: And beautiful challenging.
- 49:20Speaker 5: About our live from the Local and Pa Storts, come
- 49:22Speaker 5: on down for a free hot drink.
- 49:24Speaker 1: I want to talk about school yard sports games, games
- 49:26Speaker 1: that used to play at school. I take a trip
- 49:28Speaker 1: down memory lane because there was an article I was
- 49:29Speaker 1: reading this morning that reminded me of something we used
- 49:32Speaker 1: to do at school and maybe it was just a
- 49:33Speaker 1: mastert and thing in New Zealand, a game of conkers.
- 49:36Speaker 2: Now you guys had actually heard of that. We had
- 49:38Speaker 2: a chestnut tree at school and.
- 49:40Speaker 1: Everyone would try and grab the biggest sort of chestnut
- 49:42Speaker 1: from underneath, and you take it home.
- 49:44Speaker 2: You sort of either.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Drill it or put a nail through it, and you
- 49:46Speaker 1: put some string throat so dangle at the end. So
- 49:49Speaker 1: this chestnut woul dangle at the end of a long
- 49:51Speaker 1: bit of string, believe it or not.
- 49:52Speaker 6: There is a lot to do, and.
- 49:57Speaker 1: So there's a little edmind. There's a little bit admind
- 49:59Speaker 1: in the back end. See go home, come back the
- 50:01Speaker 1: next day. And then you would challenge almost like the UFC,
- 50:03Speaker 1: the Ultimate Conquer Fighting conquer League.
- 50:06Speaker 2: So choose your So I go, mate, I'm going to
- 50:07Speaker 2: take you on, Johnny.
- 50:08Speaker 1: All the kids would hang around and then you'd get
- 50:10Speaker 1: to one by one, get to sort of whack. So
- 50:13Speaker 1: with my string, I'd throw my conquer towards yours, your
- 50:16Speaker 1: conquer and try and head it. And then you'd have
- 50:18Speaker 1: a tempt on mine and you're try and destroy I
- 50:20Speaker 1: guess like robot battles and stuff like that.
- 50:22Speaker 2: But the mask.
- 50:23Speaker 1: Then we had conquers and string and you're try and
- 50:25Speaker 1: destroy the other person's conquer. Then you'd be crowned the champion,
- 50:28Speaker 1: and then other people could challenge, they could come for
- 50:30Speaker 1: your throne.
- 50:31Speaker 3: So only do you have to head it, you have
- 50:33Speaker 3: to destroy.
- 50:33Speaker 1: Destroy it, And sometimes yours would get a little missed
- 50:35Speaker 1: up in the process, but you'd have a good conquer.
- 50:37Speaker 1: You'd like, I'm going through to another round. Things are going, well, what's.
- 50:41Speaker 6: Happening to your hands? Now? It's going into like an
- 50:43Speaker 6: old blue lights on right now.
- 50:46Speaker 4: Bin's getting jewl nails, so they actually sit so you
- 50:48Speaker 4: can't take it off with.
- 50:49Speaker 2: Now, this was great for my conquer career.
- 50:51Speaker 1: But we're just reading this morning that there's a World
- 50:53Speaker 1: Championships of Conquers going on and a guy was cheating.
- 50:56Speaker 1: He'd put steel inside his conquer and that's why he
- 50:59Speaker 1: was he was winning, but he was.
- 51:01Speaker 5: You were just saying that he's been the world champion
- 51:04Speaker 5: for years, years and no one has known the whole
- 51:06Speaker 5: time he's been insuing steel insiders.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Con genius player never thought of doing that. In master's
- 51:12Speaker 2: a pair of steel conference?
- 51:14Speaker 3: Do you get for being the world champion of conference?
- 51:18Speaker 2: Probably not. It was the first time we ever heard
- 51:20Speaker 2: of him.
- 51:20Speaker 5: But it's someone seats in saying I'm current conquer champ.
- 51:24Speaker 2: Oh there you go, so it's still a thing. Did
- 51:26Speaker 2: you play concers? Firstly? Four four, eight seven or one
- 51:29Speaker 2: hundred the hats?
- 51:29Speaker 1: But what was the school yard game that you used
- 51:31Speaker 1: to play or is currently getting played. I mean we
- 51:33Speaker 1: talk about things like elastics and marbles and knuckle bones
- 51:36Speaker 1: those things.
- 51:37Speaker 2: So their cycles chatterings.
- 51:38Speaker 5: Yeah, they canceled, bull rushed and some paralyzations, but yeah, fun.
- 51:44Speaker 6: Pleach knowing your kids with a broken near crazy.
- 51:48Speaker 1: I mean last year it was just TikTok dancers, that
- 51:50Speaker 1: was the schoolyard activity. And now and now they can't
- 51:52Speaker 1: take the phones into the end of the school.
- 51:54Speaker 6: Yards, so it's okay, uh school yard games from used
- 51:58Speaker 6: to year. He's still doing kitchen so they don't have
- 52:00Speaker 6: to be a bit more consensual.
- 52:01Speaker 2: Now, yeah, covid would have put it into that for
- 52:03Speaker 2: a week.
- 52:04Speaker 3: But but maybe I always pretended I couldn't run.
- 52:13Speaker 2: And love your school yard games. I've got to give
- 52:15Speaker 2: bout to give away for your next I know.
- 52:17Speaker 7: Hats the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Sitting here at a cafe and passing off. I'm not
- 52:23Speaker 1: gonna lie enjoying myself. Get my nails done first time.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Never have you ever had my nails done properly?
- 52:28Speaker 3: They look beautiful.
- 52:29Speaker 2: I do look professional, but Hailey from beauty therapy.
- 52:32Speaker 1: I keep keep wonderful, I keep moving and I've rubbed
- 52:37Speaker 1: it like from pure beauty therapy. I've rubbed like now
- 52:40Speaker 1: polish on you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry quite fidgety.
- 52:43Speaker 5: Ah, it's not a still subject to work on.
- 52:48Speaker 6: It's a moving target.
- 52:49Speaker 1: At the moment you're saying, they're quite permanent. And we
- 52:51Speaker 1: just found out how how long this going to last?
- 52:53Speaker 2: For two or three weeks?
- 52:55Speaker 4: That's what I've been alluding to when I see there,
- 52:57Speaker 4: Jarl and you can't take them off now polish from over.
- 53:00Speaker 6: So this is me for hot peak nails as actually
- 53:04Speaker 6: was three weeks. Okay. What you can't see being is
- 53:09Speaker 6: the hardened, callous hands of the Parmes North locals walking
- 53:13Speaker 6: in here. There is judgment broke.
- 53:15Speaker 2: We're going to a tractor shop after this judgment. Put
- 53:19Speaker 2: my hands in my pockets the whole top of the
- 53:20Speaker 2: tractor shop.
- 53:21Speaker 6: Mate, think about where you're going over the next three weeks.
- 53:25Speaker 2: All the places are going to go bun. Look fabulous.
- 53:27Speaker 2: We're doing again, all right, we're.
- 53:28Speaker 1: Talking to school yard games, one of the games you
- 53:30Speaker 1: used to playing yester year. I was talking about Concus
- 53:32Speaker 1: today because it was a game we played at Marston,
- 53:34Speaker 1: which I think we're going to get too shortly.
- 53:36Speaker 2: Someone's backing me up on Andrew. That's my first Megan
- 53:38Speaker 2: on the text.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Someone see my.
- 53:40Speaker 4: Kids are right into playing sardines, which I haven't heard
- 53:42Speaker 4: of before. It's the opposite of hide and seek. One
- 53:44Speaker 4: person hides and when you find them, you hide until
- 53:47Speaker 4: everyone has found the spot.
- 53:49Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah, Andy plays that for Tom.
- 53:52Speaker 5: To So the seeker find someone and then they cut up.
- 53:57Speaker 5: But then who becomes the new seeker?
- 53:59Speaker 7: Well?
- 53:59Speaker 3: No, even I was trying to find them, right, I feel.
- 54:02Speaker 6: Like there's a hole in the Yeah, not a time
- 54:04Speaker 6: to solve it. Yeah, yeah, because if I'm the one
- 54:07Speaker 6: finding you and I'm.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Waiting their own, you're right. Actually, maybe that's not exacting
- 54:12Speaker 2: me how it works.
- 54:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 54:13Speaker 4: Someone we used to play catch and kiss at school.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Father John always said, if you can't catch me, I'll
- 54:18Speaker 4: be in the cup.
- 54:20Speaker 2: Ag. I don't know, or maybe it's not a game.
- 54:24Speaker 2: Tick I hopefully, I hope it is. Hopefully it is.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Let's go of the fights quickly move on from that's
- 54:30Speaker 1: who we got this morning.
- 54:31Speaker 9: Good morning, good morning.
- 54:34Speaker 7: How are you?
- 54:34Speaker 6: First the apologies to the Catholic Sari?
- 54:37Speaker 2: You played Concers?
- 54:39Speaker 14: Sure did?
- 54:40Speaker 16: Yes?
- 54:40Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 54:41Speaker 16: Go for many, many, many many years.
- 54:43Speaker 5: I'd never heard of the game, but maybe focus for
- 54:46Speaker 5: Concers and the one and someone from the UK came
- 54:50Speaker 5: and introduced it.
- 54:51Speaker 2: I felt like it must have been someone introduced it
- 54:53Speaker 2: to my school. It was a lot of fun.
- 54:55Speaker 16: It was very it's a very British thing today. We
- 54:58Speaker 16: played for years at the whole primary school. We had
- 55:01Speaker 16: massive conquer tries and you'd stuck them up on your
- 55:03Speaker 16: string as well to many you could get.
- 55:08Speaker 3: Were you like the Queen of Conquers Tree?
- 55:11Speaker 16: Well, I had my moments.
- 55:14Speaker 5: Well the British have given us so much blankets, baskets,
- 55:19Speaker 5: scenarial diseases.
- 55:23Speaker 2: Well, well there, I appreciate you backing me up. I
- 55:26Speaker 2: was like, did I back up that game?
- 55:28Speaker 6: But no, maes welcome.
- 55:30Speaker 7: You're on.
- 55:32Speaker 6: School school yard games? What was it? Few meres?
- 55:36Speaker 15: Whipping top weapon pop?
- 55:40Speaker 5: How do you play?
- 55:41Speaker 15: Well, you have a sin stick and you have a
- 55:45Speaker 15: like a piece of rubber on the end, you know,
- 55:47Speaker 15: a piece of rubber and you wrap it round the
- 55:49Speaker 15: top and then you let it go and you keep
- 55:52Speaker 15: whipping it because it stays up. And then you put
- 55:55Speaker 15: colors on top of it, on top of the thing
- 55:59Speaker 15: that you wish pretty colors. It's an old English thing.
- 56:04Speaker 6: Another one, another one.
- 56:07Speaker 2: I have never heard of whopping pop before.
- 56:11Speaker 15: No pop.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Top.
- 56:14Speaker 1: It's like what you used to do with a towel
- 56:15Speaker 1: in the chaser room, flick that at someone's beer behind.
- 56:22Speaker 6: I had a couple of those. They are terrible, aren't
- 56:24Speaker 6: they when they get you? Have you had one of those.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Cracks like a whip cuts you?
- 56:32Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 56:32Speaker 6: Clear, Good morning to you. This is a school game
- 56:35Speaker 6: that's currently going on, No, not currently.
- 56:39Speaker 14: Going on at what's going on at the last school
- 56:42Speaker 14: that I taught at?
- 56:44Speaker 6: What was happening?
- 56:46Speaker 14: So I'm I'm a school teacher, and I taught in
- 56:48Speaker 14: a rural school and we were there was a huge
- 56:52Speaker 14: amound of dirt and often in summer would be really dry,
- 56:57Speaker 14: and the little new entrant children who were like five
- 57:00Speaker 14: years old, they would climb the top of the mound
- 57:03Speaker 14: and they would wi down the hill and watch the
- 57:06Speaker 14: way travel down just massive mound of and the person
- 57:11Speaker 14: who reached the bottom first, what's the winner?
- 57:15Speaker 6: A great game.
- 57:17Speaker 2: That's a great game, and visited their own sport.
- 57:20Speaker 6: Yeah, that's great. Tim Timing is critical too, Like you
- 57:25Speaker 6: really have to store up a little.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Bit of an exhibition and sort of game. That wasn't
- 57:29Speaker 1: it You got yourself on display. I couldn't do it
- 57:32Speaker 1: at my age, that's for sure.
- 57:37Speaker 16: We would see their little bottom tagging out and.
- 57:41Speaker 14: And we're like, you can't play that game at school.
- 57:43Speaker 1: It's a game.
- 57:45Speaker 6: Put your little conkers away.
- 57:48Speaker 2: I appreciate your girl.
- 57:51Speaker 5: A couple of tacks just to wrap up here, Morning team.
- 57:54Speaker 5: Now we're talking about the hide and go seek game.
- 57:57Speaker 5: So sardines, Megan, Heights, and John O. We go searching
- 58:01Speaker 5: for Megan. When Ben finds her, he hides with her
- 58:04Speaker 5: or very near Then I'm left still looking.
- 58:07Speaker 3: Sounds like our every day and another ticks here.
- 58:11Speaker 5: I love that you're talking you about play memories because
- 58:13Speaker 5: it's alter our play week from the twenty sixth to
- 58:15Speaker 5: the of October. The first of November, Sport may have
- 58:18Speaker 5: plenty are encouraging people to play Hacky Sack, Hacky Sack,
- 58:22Speaker 5: and you can Steff from play Sport as a man.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Ready got texts he hasn't pre read before
- 58:31Speaker 7: The hits that Jonathan Ben Podcast