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FWF Season 2 PPV5! - FROM THE VAULT · The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast

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What's up everybody? Hello, and welcome back to the f w F Figure
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Wrestling Federation. I'm your post and moderator, the most professional wrestler, Brian
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Myers. Welcome. I'm back everybody, and I am the president of the
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A Show Turmoil. Matt car Donut, Brian, I'm gonna ask you,
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did you listen to last month to catch up? That's what I was going
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on, but uh my daughter, my daughter deleted it off my DVR,
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so that's gone. Oh come on, she doesn't know I want to use
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a remote. That's unbelievable. Well, I'm also here the owner of thrill
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Zone smart Mark Sterling Esquire. I am excited. This is the go home
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show too, Major Fest. Yes, it's a big deal. You really
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got to got to sell the people. That's what a go home means,
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you know, sell the people. Collusion. They them want to purchase this
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pay per view. They can't live without hearing what's gonna happen at this show.
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That's both of your responsibilities here tonight. You're gonna be really confused.
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Man. Yeah, well collusion collision last year one show of the Year and
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of the and this time beat out Mark Show. So now, according to
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Zandman, who is the Dave Meltzer. We are Neck and Neck Baby two
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and two coming here in two and two, by the way, wearing tonight
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the shirt that flew off the shelves during the sale, the come Again shirt
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out selling dumb Mark by a large margin. Was it dumb Mark even sold
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to at least to at least too? I basically I won't ever know what
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dun Mark's run was, right because it was one and done. Yeah,
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okay, what a pop though? What a pop for dumb Mark? Pop?
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Yeah? Okay, and it's fish pops say so hip popped. I
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thought about drafting them, I'm making them smart Mark, but I didn't.
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I did not. There's still time because still tonight after this we have one
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last draft pick. Maybe smart Mark will be in the main event of Majorfest.
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I haven't revealed who that is yet, so I'm a little mad.
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We should have done some kind of lethal lottery here. No, I don't
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think it would have worked in this situation. I don't know when we're going
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to start a less a less drastic one, you know, like, yeah,
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I had to, yeah, because there's less shows to buildings three and
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you picked you picked the three you know guys that you know it's so hard.
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There's only six shows. It would really be screwing with everything. Well
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that's why it's it's not supposed to be. It's it's you know, hm,
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if we do a season three, we got to do a big shake
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up. Bros. Guy did listen to your hotline and you did. You
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mentioned we could probably get one more season out of the Bone Cruncher Slash EA
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c W slash w CW. I agree, and then we'd have to rethink.
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Well, I don't know those cell out figure collections adding fresh meat and
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you mean you could have Nick all this versus hull Cogin. Well, he
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meant the Bone Crunchers, the Bone crush Oh, the bone Crunchers. Oh
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sorry, sorry sorry, Oh I got you, I got you, I
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got you. We don't know who's in series one of those yet, but
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you know it's okay, all right, So I'm I'm going first. You're
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going first. Max smash Master he dm me today saying that he's the finishing
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touches. He's been the finishing touches of the show. So just Collusion City
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really the fact finishing touches on Death Grip, the ending is for you haha.
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I said, nothing like waiting till last minute. He said, It's
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been written for months, but a little spice makes it nice. Written for
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months. What are you guys doing over there booking meetings? Bro write it
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on the planes booking meetings. We have a spreadsheet when when this is all
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done, I'll share the spreadsheet publicly. What goes on the spreadsheet? Well,
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the whole every show? I mean, you know, we go into
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this knowing their six shows, so you write the six shows. You have
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your roster on the bottom. It's kind of the way that you you guys
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used to do with the figs. But I got a spreadsheet, so you
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see your roster and you can plug people out and bust them out. And
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I would have note, like a note roster note on my phone. The
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spreadsheet's been great. And we had different ideas. He had an idea.
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I had an idea. Blah blah blah. Top chef train els and been
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helping with that. H with that open every every week. Well, what
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man team over here? But this this past time, did you even do
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figure photography for the last papery? Maark uh? That was started today,
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we'll be finished tomorrow. Whoa so we'll get in right under the wire as
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a little rewind. You know, well I did first of all, it's
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it was due last month. You're late, which is no due. Okay,
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this is the next one. I did collusion Collision, and then I'm
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like, you know what, I can't build this thing two more fucking times.
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There's only two months left, and I just kept it up. Oh
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you did old school style? Yeah, because I figured, I think I'm
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sure Chelsea love that. It's in my office. So I figured I can
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do holiday hell does this week to no, and then I could probably get
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major if has done like late December, early January, because I know what
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I'm doing, you know, to do the figure phtography before I do the
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show. Wow, Yeah, good idea. That's a good idea. Maybe
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I'll do them both in the same time for this show and next I have
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to bring a whole table into my room, like to the tablecloth. I
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kind of like it. I don't. My daughter enjoys it. I don't.
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I enjoyed it to a degree, but it's it's a lot more work
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than people think, like the setup and no, I think the actual figure
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photography is fun and it is a lot of work, but building the set
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every time, specially well Brian had like a bare minimum set. I had
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a whole arena. No, my set got pretty dress. I still use
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it for figure photography. I used it. I just built it actually to
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do all the Super seven photos and we just put all over social media.
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Well, this is the last show that's a half hour, because Major Fest
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will have a one hour time limit each show. I want to say,
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no limit, but let's set a limit one hour. And I don't think
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anyone's going to go that long. But I don't want someone we're telling six
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months to double your time. Yeah, I think I might go thirty seven.
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You know what I'm saying. I may or might not have a highlight
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package before each match, may or made. Please don't please don't scar scared?
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Do I smell fear in your Cardona to be scared? Scared? Scared?
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Scared? You're up? Let me let me plug FWF dash, Throwzone
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dot tumbler dot com. By the way, that's where you can find my
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figure photograp with the storylines. So in the next couple of days or on
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social media. Yeah, FWF dash, thrill zone dot Tumblr. People made
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fun of me about Tumblr. Is that like an old school thing. I
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was like, I need the post pictures. I didn't even know that exists
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anymore, to be honestly, but I'm not the one to ask. All
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Right, I'm ready to go. Thirty minutes on the clock, three two
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one go. The old adage goes, the history books are written by the
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victors. Are we destined for a reality dictated by the corrupt, the greedy,
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and the hateful? Have we seen our last glimpses of joy? As
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onlookers we wait for a hero to rise from the ashes and become our protector.
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But maybe the hero's journey is just that of fairy tales nonsense. We
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are taught to protect ourselves from madness. Lone wolves, legendary armies and tribal
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warriors couldn't protect us, save us, relieve us from this strangulated existence.
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And in this moment, madness doesn't seem so bad. Maybe the only way
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to combat our damned reality is with madness. Once we've lost everything, are
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we free to do anything? So maybe madness is what we need to escape
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this death Grip the miser Well, Come to Death Grip live from the Path
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Center in Boston, Massachusetts. I am your host, smart, Mark Furling,
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and we have a huge show planned for you. We have fan favorites
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like Rock Hot, Steve Boston, Santa Claus Is here. We will get
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answers from Mick Foley or new Jack, and the main events of the Legion
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of Doom versus the Outsiders for the FWF Tech Team Championships. It's set.
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Also, we get things started with a debut it Brian Christopher versus Ray Maasterio
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Junior. But first we head to the rim. All right. Here it
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comes McK foley, disgraced commissioner found out last month. He's been taking bribes.
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Perhaps he has some answers, but he's smiling. I don't know how
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anyone can smile after last month and what he's been doing with hop all year.
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Fully grabs some mic crazy month guys. Well, I'm here to let
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you know I've just signed the main event for Majorfest. It's going to be
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Mark Henry defending the title against the man that won last month, Mike Awesome.
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Here comes new Deck, the new fifty owner of thrill Zone. Based
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on that money he got from his grandma could have been a bank robbery.
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Who knows. He comes out with the plunder he's got a shopping cart.
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He also has a Mike motherfucker, who are you playing with? I made
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a match for tonight. It's a number one contenders match for Major Fest,
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and Mike Awesome is in it. And he ain't wrestling for the world title
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at major Fest, but he is wrestling a mystery opponent tonight. And I
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didn't think I could get this guy to do it, but I talked him
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into it because I'm fair. And in issue of fairness, the winner of
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this match between a mystery opponent and Mike Ossam gets Mark Henry at major Fest
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and the loser has to fight Zuna in a tough to gup DUP prison match
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at Majorfest whatever that is. Oh and also, Foley, you're fucking fired.
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New Jack's leaving, Foley begins to have a breakdown in the ring.
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He's taking in the corner, convulsing, he grabs the mic Jack Jack.
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The money you took out of my pocket was the money I used for therapy.
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Therapy that suppressed my urges, the urges to maim, the urges to
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brutalize, the urges to watch people buried for fun. So in my final
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moment, says commissioner. I want to make one last match. I want
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to see you're bleed so at major fest. I want no new Jack versus
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my friend got that jock in a death match in the winner gets fifty percent
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of thrill Zone back. New Jack shakes his head, he agrees, and
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we head to the back, actually to the ring brand. Christopher makes his
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debut here on thrill Zone. Everyone knows he is Jerry Lawler's son, but
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we still don't know what's up with that relationship with Jerry Lawler. In the
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Boogie Knights comes Brian Christopher big debut here. He's looking great. Always thought
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this steam was so weird. Yeah, I know, I know, I
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cool. It doesn't Here he comes Ray Mysterios huge win last month against former
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f w F champion Sean Michaels, surprising win, as some people said,
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let's see what he can do against this newcomer ning. This is a great
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Memphis style match between the two young guns. At the start, they trade
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spots that ultimately leads to Christopher going to cheat to get the better of Mysterio,
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but Mysterio fights back eventually and in the end Christopher's going for that tennessee
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jam Ray moves out of the way, hits the West Coast Pop one two
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three, big win, big win for Ray. New Stereo takes care of
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Brian Christopher. The debut in Brian Christopher a bit of a surprise, of
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a surprise, but Ray grabbed the mic. He says that major fest.
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I want to continue to prove I'm the best, So I want the best
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the world has to offer, open challenge. Let's steal the show. He
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walks to the back. Here comes Shawn Michaels. He's pissed, goes straight
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to the ring. We saw him last month lost to Ray Mystereo because the
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Sting's interference also is the reason that team throws own loss to the House of
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Pain. In the battle, Michael says, Stein, get down to you
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now, let's go dim. People have the lighters. Sting makes his entrance
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dominous. It takes a long time, but I'm not gonna take a long
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time because time's ticket. He gets to the ring, stands face to face
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to Sean Michaels. Sean's chewing gum right in his faith with that smirk that's
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Shawn Michael's smirk. He goes to hand Sting of mic and Sting just keep
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staring at him. HBKA says, all right, all right, tough guy,
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I get it. I ruin your big debut, but you ruin my
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big moment. And trust me, I know everybody wants to be the heartbreak
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Kid's partner. You thought you could show up and impress me with your little
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baseball bat. Well, Tiger, you're going to have to get in line
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if you want to kick it with one man. If you catch my drift.
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Sting has not stopped staring at Hbka. HBKA says, I guess it's
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going to take more than that to get a rise out of you, chump.
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I'll put it to you this way. I kicked your teeth down your
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throat in the battle pit, and you cost me a match against Ray Ray
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last month, So why don't we call it even. HBK extends his hand.
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Sting grabs the mic. He says, I am the power which eternally
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wills evil and eternally works good in dark times, the devil can be the
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savior and the god. Sting points the bat at Michael's right in his face,
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can be the demon in disguise. HBK tries to Superkicksting, but Sting
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swats him in the shin with the baseball bat. HBK is down. Sting
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raises the bat above his head. HBK is begging for his life. Sting
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smiles. The lights go out, and when they come back on, Sting
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is gone. HBK is freaked out. Next man here comes Mike Awesome makes
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his way to the ring. No matter what, he's still an opposing person,
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former champion, tough guy. Everything he did this season was for money.
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He did lose a lot to dives, but now that he doesn't have
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the money, he's pissed. The winner of this match gets Henriette major Fest.
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The loser gets Zuna in a top to got the prison match. Ten
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minutes gone, twenty minutes from me. But who's his opponent? Who did
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new Jack has to talk into fighting Mike Awesome? Of course it's manch a
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man, moch a man. Just last month was questioning his career. He's
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been asking himself all year if he had what it takes. Last month he
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even took the money to join House of Pain as their commentator. And you
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remember as being shipped down in the main event. He couldn't Stanford, he
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stepped up, inserted himself back into the thick of things. Was that his
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plan all along? Or is this some kind of trick let's find out.
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Also worth mentioning, Vegas was not taking odds on this match. There are
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no odds. You can't even bet on it. They know that Mike Ausam
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and the House of Pain are doing some funny business here, So match gets
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underweight ding. These two get right at each other, brawling and fighting like
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their lives depend on it. Macho is still favoring that arm if you remember,
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it was brutally attacked in the battle pit that he got pilmanized, but
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he seems to be showing improvement from it. This match is completely back and
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forth, and for the first time this season, Mike Awesome looks like the
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threat he was last season for the FWF. Toward the end, Awesome as
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Macho on the top rope. He looks to be going for a super Awesome
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bomb. He picks them up her corona. Macho Man pulls out a top
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row per cohana. He does it. He does it. He goes to
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climb to the top of the elbow, but he looks at his arm.
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He doesn't think he can do it. That elbow that arm is too messed
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up. He instead gets down hooks awesome. In a figure four, he's
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yelling four Flair, four Flair awesome. Taps one, two, three.
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Macho Man is going to major fest to face Mark Henry one on one.
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He thought about his career, he actually retired, and now he finds himself
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in the main event. Music is cut off. Mark Henry's on screen.
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He's pissed. He says, Savage, you just make the biggest mistake of
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your life. The screen cuts off. Macho looks confused, and we head
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to the back Flair Rick Flair. He's standing there with the reporter. He
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has a beautiful robe on, he's clean shaved, his patented locks have grown
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in, and he looks amazing. Rolex, I think there's some alligator boots
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under there. I'm not sure you can't see it in the picture because I
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can't get alligator boots on the Rick Flair figure and he speaks woo. First
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of all, I would like to thank the many, many fans throughout this
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country that wrote cards and letters to Rick Flair while I was down. Secondly,
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I want to thank Newjack and Balls Mahoney and throws one for waiting and
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taking the time with old Rick Flair. I don't have to say a whole
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lot more than the way I feel about the House of Pain. No respect,
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no honor. There's no honor amongst thieves in the first place. As
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my old enemy once said, they put hard times on Rick Flair and his
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family. He also said, you don't know what hard times are, daddy,
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until you live them. And I lived them. I did whatever they
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said, paid whatever they asked, went broke, went bankrupt, and now
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I'm back jack, back on my feet. And as Dusty said, there
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were two bad people. One was John Wayne and he's dead brother, and
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the others right here nature boy Rick Flair oooooo, the thirteen times World's heavyweight
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champion, And I'm ready for payback. Bam bam. As God is my
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witness, if I get my hands on you from now till Majorfest, you're
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dead. Bam bam. When I see you in that ring in a month,
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you're a dead man. So wherever you are, know this. I've
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lived the life of kings because the people allowed me to ARMANI Perry yell Let's
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rolex. He takes off his robe, he elbow drops it right there.
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He gets back up, bam bam. This doesn't matter anymore to me.
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What matters is Major Fest. When you and I get something straight, you're
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a dead man. Woo woo ooooooooooo. We head to the ring. Oh
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it's Santa Claus. Santa Claus handing out toys to the kids in the crowd.
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Ah, what a great sight. I know this pay per view is
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called desk Gripp, but it is December, so we needed some cheer.
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You know what I'm saying. Here comes Santa Claus. Oh, come on,
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Owen Hart comes down the ring. He bee lines right to Santa.
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As Santa's getting in the ring, come on, Owen, Interstate champion,
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by the way, collision course for Major Fest rockets. He buzzing, Hey,
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Santa, we need to talk. Santa gets in the ring, Owen's
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berating him. He says, I never get what I want for Christmas.
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Every year I ask for the same thing called hard cash. Well this year,
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I want something new. I want Major Fest off. Major Fest happens
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to be Bruce Hart's birthday, and I don't want to work that day.
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It's a holiday. Santa takes the mic and he says, what's that,
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Owen, I couldn't hear you with the noise from all these people. Could
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you repeat what you said? Owen says, I said, it's Bruce's birthday
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and I want Major Fest off. Santa says, sorry, I'm hard of
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hearing. Could you say that in my good ear? Owen says, I
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said, And he pauses like he's seen a ghost, and Santa says,
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come again. Owen shits his pants. He tries to run. Santa grabs
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him and hits a rock hot ripple. He pulls off the hat and beard
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and it's Steve Boston. He grabs the micro. The crowd is going wild
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wild. He says, Ohen, you piece of garbage. It's you and
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me at Major Fest. Oh heck, the heaven and God is going insane.
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Rockets Steve Boston in Boston in the pap Center. He says, throw
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me some Steve Adams, kid. They're throwing them bottles of Steve Adams.
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He's catching them, He's pouring them. What a sight. We head to
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the next match. Steve black Win makes his way to the ring with Kurt
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Angle, looking very serious. I don't have much time, but I love
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this song. I also love this song. Here comes the lovable Hero Ball's
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mooney check out easdw Extreme Conversation wherever you find your podcast. A lot of
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great Balls stories. He's got a swork, he has a smork. He
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looks happy, a little nervous. This is a big match. If Ball
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wins, he gets a one on one match with Hern Angle at Major Fest.
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Also, remember this is a wrestling match, not a hardcore match,
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so Balls is out of his element. Balls looks nervous. Then he sees
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Steve Blackman in shadow boxing in the corner. Now he just looks confused and
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starts the shadow box two. It's it's a pretty funny sight. Blackman is
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pissed. He yells at the referee to ring the bell dinging. He sprints
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at Balls, and Balls ducks a pump kick and Steve Blackman is stuck in
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the corner. Balls rolls him up. One, two, three, Balls
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wins. Balls wins. He beats Blackman that easy. Angle gets on the
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microphone. He says, no, you have to let your opponent get untangled
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from the rose before you can attempt anove their maneuver. Referee start the match.
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Angle runs down, calls the referee stupid, and the referee restarts the
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match. Blackman attempts another pumpkick, but Balls catches him puts him in the
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ankle lock. Blackman goes to grab the ropes. Immediately, Ball Grape finds
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his leg and Blackman taps out. Angle is pissed again. He yells at
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black Man to leave the ring, and he says, the referee is incompetent.
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All right, you fat pizza eating pig. You want a match with
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me at Major Fest, You have to last thirty seconds with me in a
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mature wrestling match where you start in referees position. Ball says, I don't
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know what that is, but you got it, hero guy. The referee
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instructs Balls on how to do that. He gets down on all fours and
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the refereeings the belt and balls Peterson rolls Angle Immediately, the ref counts one.
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Angle loses Pell Balls mahoney, those are the rules. Angle just lost
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in an amateur wrestling match. Angle grabs him like, no, no,
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no, this is bull poop. All right, Balls, you ask for
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it. You think you're so clever, you don't remember that. As hardcore
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champion, I can pick any type of match I want. So you beat
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me at my game, I'm gonna beat you at yours. It will be
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Ball's Mahoney and Kurt Angle major fest. In a hardcore match, Balls is
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just smiling, Angle is pissed, Storms off Ball celebrating in the ring what
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a long game Balls was playing with him. He gets to do what he
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does best, though, and maybe he can win the hardcore title, not
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the wrestling title. We head to the next match, Bookie necks master way
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into the ring, dancing, Lawler follows far behind. They're not getting along,
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obviously, I'm running out of time. Next out Chronic. You gotta
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think Chronic versus Boogie Knights Here, you gotta think he is the loser leads
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town match. Neither team has been able to do much this season on Throson,
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so this is very important, straight up tag match. Here on Death's
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Clapping, Chronic has controlled most of the match. Obviously they're giant. Lawler
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tries to get the Boogies to cheat again, but just like previous months,
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the Boogies refuse. Chronics set Funk up for high times. He's able to
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free himself send Wrath out of the ring. Disco is in and they hit
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their finish, the neck breaker four fifty combo for the win. But before
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they can celebrate. Lawler is in the ring, yelling, I wanted to
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make you my Boogie Nights with a K Boogie Knights, and you ruined it.
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He takes a swing, but the Boogies take him out. They both
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clob them with a punch in the face. Lawler's laying there. Brian Christopher
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comes out, consoles his daddy and takes him to the back. He's pointing
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at Boogie Knights. But Boogie Knights are feeling good. The free Lawler.
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They're dancing, They get the reps a dance that's toy Biz. Rep is
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dancing too. The crowd's dancing. Everyone's loving it. The Boogie Knights are
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on the right track, but what's the Lawlor family though? It's now time
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your main event of the evening schedule for one fall, and it was for
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the World Tag Team Championships. Making their way to the ring first, the
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challengers Scott Hall and Kevin Nasty Outsiders. Huge pop as they come out.
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The crowd is unglued here both masters. I'm doing pretty good for time.
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Actually I could have slowed down in that Booge Knight's match and their opponents,
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the current reigning and defending World Tag Team champions representing the hub up. They
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are Hunk and N't all the Legion. They are alone, no House of
30:00
Pain, just the Legion of Doom. The bell rings mean the rest of
30:08
the House of Pain, conspicuous by their absence. Hall and Animal are starting
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the match. They circle the ring building anticipation. Hawk gets in and tries
30:17
to attack Hall from behind. Nash alerts Hall and he ducks the line from
30:19
Hawk. Hall fires off on both the Legion of Doom. Fall Away slam
30:25
the Hawk, the choke slam the Animal. Nash gets in and they simultaneously
30:29
lift the LD into a jackknife and outsider's edge, but led slip out and
30:33
retreat to the outside. Haul and Nash are in hot pursuit of the LD.
30:38
Hawk runs into the crowd to escape, so Hall and Nash continue to
30:41
kick Animal's ass. Rodman can be seen in the crowd giving something the Hawk.
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Hall and Nash have Animal on the announcer's table and Nash is looking to
30:52
jackknife him through the table. The referee is outside of the ring telling Nash
30:56
not to do it. Don't do it, but when his back turn Hawk
31:00
hits Hall in the head with a spike. The spike that Rodman gave him
31:06
in the crowd. Nash these sees this and goes after Hawk. The referee
31:11
is administering this is the count now six. Haul is down seven eight nine.
31:18
Hall rows in and is bloodied. He is bleeding all over the place.
31:22
The LED proceeded to beat him up while focusing on the opened wound in
31:27
his head. They're just giving it to him. Boom boom boom right in
31:30
the head. Wait a minute, we are getting word that there is a
31:34
massive brawl going on in the backstage area. We don't have video to see
31:40
who's involved, but there's a ruck as something's happening. But at one point
31:44
we're back in the match. The LED are looking to finish off the outsiders
31:48
with a doomsday device Hall, but Hall catches Hawk and gives him a fallaway
31:52
slam off of Animal's shoulders. Hall is in between both of the Led,
31:59
but he needs to make the tag. Animal grabs Haul and tells Hawk to
32:01
grab the spike again. Nash is trying to get in and the ref is
32:05
holding him back. He didn't see the spike. Hawk is hurt, but
32:08
he lunges and Hall moves. Hawk nails Animal with the spike. Nash is
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back outside of the ropes. Hal dives for the tag, makes the tag,
32:19
big hot tag. Nash kicks Hawk right in the fucking face. Animal
32:22
is up, bloodied, big boots all around. Nash clothesline Animal to the
32:27
outside of the ring. Kick to the gut on Hawk, jackknife one two,
32:31
kick out. Hawk kicks out of the jackknife. Oh my god,
32:36
what a man event match. Hawk rolls out of the ring, goes to
32:40
check on Animal, but Nash is right behind him. Nash fights off both
32:44
of the lod The referee has lost all control. Animal swings a chair,
32:49
Nash ducks him, kick to the gut, jackknife on the floor, and
32:52
he kicks Animal under the announced table. Nash kicks Hawk in the gut.
32:58
He's going to jackknife him through the table onto Animal. He lifts up Hawk,
33:02
but Hawk is fighting. He's punching national head out of nowhere. Scott
33:07
hits a top rope, clothesline the Hawk a jackknife, doomsday device through the
33:13
table on Animal. Nash rolls Hawk back in one two. Robin slides in
33:17
and stop the pin. But triple h as his foot, triple h as
33:21
his foot. Three big ding ding Ding. Here are your winners at New
33:24
World Tag Team Champions Scott Hall, Kevin Nash the outside four minutes, Triple
33:35
h is hogging a What a moment they finally were able to beat thousand of
33:40
pain. Macho Man is out, they're all celebrating. Zuna is in the
33:46
ring. He gives them a big hug. What a moment here, What
33:52
a moment to end death grip. Wait a minute, music cuts off.
33:58
Mark Henry's back on that screen, dwells on one House of Pain one hundred.
34:04
Those sound like some bad odds boys. I always have an ace up
34:08
my sleeve, or in this case, it's under a hood. Henry pulls
34:14
someone on screen with a bag over their head. Macho man, you got
34:20
your match at Major Fest, but I still want your career. So how
34:23
about we make it all or nothing at Major Fest. If you lose,
34:29
your career is over. And if you win, you get my World Heavyweight
34:34
title, but you also get this back. He removes the hood and the
34:40
person under it's Miss Elizabeth. He's captured, Miss Elizabeth. The screen goes
34:47
black. That's it. That's the end of the payer. You You've come
34:53
a long wait. Two and a half minutes remain By the way, I
34:57
like the finish. I like to play with Elizabeth. Some of these though,
35:01
I mean like it's it's major fest, baby. Some of these guys
35:05
have no bill to go into the biggest pay per view. What are you
35:07
talking about? Every match has an entire season long built. I don't know.
35:13
I've got the card right here. If you want to talk about it,
35:15
we'll talk about it at the end. Okay, talking about the end,
35:19
you're right, Rock Rosky? I am one second? That ready yet?
35:28
Okay? Three? Two? One go. Welcome everyone to f w
35:42
F Turmoil Presents Holiday Hell two. It's me your president, Matt Cardona.
35:52
We are alive here in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. But let me introduce
35:59
to you the host of the show, mccaullay Colchin. At cosmccaulley Culkin.
36:09
He's waving, he's waving everybody. He's giving everybody some high fives. McCaulay
36:15
Culkin getting in the ring, he grabs a mike. McCauley Culkin grabs a
36:19
mike. Welcome everyone to Holiday Hell two. My name is McCaulay Culkin.
36:30
You may know me as Kevin McAllister from the Home Alone franchise. And I
36:36
am here. I am here. In Canada filming my next movie Home Alone
36:42
three lost in Canada, Brian, you went to people this McCaulay Culchin,
36:47
he's here, he's the guest host. I can hear you my headphones.
36:52
My good friend Matt Cardona, he asked me to come compete tonight, me
37:00
wrestle in a match. I don't think so, but I will be the
37:05
host. And I saw what happened to Beatlejuice when he was the host,
37:09
Kevin mccallison. He rolls out of the ring and he grabs a rifle.
37:16
This is my show. I have to defend it all right now. Time
37:24
for the opening contest. It is a tag team Turmoil match for the f
37:29
w F Tag Team Championships Tridusic. First, they are the f w F
37:42
Tag Team Champions, Bubba t Bond, the Dudley Bar, the Dull Boys
37:49
came over from Thrills on There now Here on Turmoil and they'll have to compete
37:54
in a Turmoil match, and they're first opponents. Who is going to be
38:01
their first opponents? Who is it gonna be representing TNA Test and Albert's gonna
38:13
be in the dud least first TNA. Once they're eliminated. Another tag team
38:19
will come down until there's one team remaining and they will be the tag team
38:22
champions. Dingnaning, A back and forth match, a slugfest four giant men.
38:30
Eventually, eventually Albert has Bubba's arms tie down his back. Here comes
38:36
Test with the big boot. Bubba ducks a big boot to Albert. Albert
38:39
a level of top brot wait a minute, turn around doing thirty one two
38:45
three, Test and Albert have been eliminated. Who is going to be the
38:52
next participants? Who is going to be the next participants in this match?
38:58
It's golled down the Nila. They're coming down the I'm wait a minute from
39:02
behind to you and they are attacking the Dudleys. They're attacking the Dudleys.
39:07
They're sliding in two tables, a bad obamb to Devon through one table.
39:13
They put Bubba on the other table. Test on the top rope with a
39:16
big elbow. This is legal. They're already eliminated. T Loo. He's
39:21
racing in goldness, Saint, don't do it, don't do it, don't
39:23
do it. Telo class at the top Endiot's the low down on Babba one
39:30
two three, The Dudley boys have been he illuminated. That means we are
39:37
guaranteed to have new tag team champions. Gold This ain't why are you doing
39:40
this? D Lo? Don't do it this way. Who is giving the
39:44
next team to enter the Turmoil match? It's Marsh that Thrasher, the Headbangers.
39:55
These guys spend a little bit of time. Eventually Marsh has Golden set
40:00
up for that stage shot that power bram into the leg drop, but Golder
40:02
sweeps out Marsh's legs and slint shots him into the top rope, taking out
40:07
Thrasher. Thrasher crashes himself. Marsh backs up into a curtain call one,
40:14
two three. The Headbangers have been he illuminated. Who's gonna be the next
40:20
team? Here is the final team of the match? Oh no, oh
40:25
no, it's for Rouke and Bradshaw. The A p A. The APA
40:34
just making short work, short work of d LO and gold Dust, laying
40:38
them all out. They are in control of this match. There is not
40:43
even a shine, it's just heat. No comeback. Eventually they have gold
40:47
Dust. They have him hooked in that double dominator. What all of a
40:52
sudden boom? What is that? The lights flicker on and off boom ogain,
41:00
what's going on? Wait a minute, Gold just rolls up, Brad
41:02
shaw d you low takes out for Rook one two d. The Aco lies
41:09
have been eliminated. We are new tag team champions. Do you Brade Gold
41:14
guess the odd the odd couple at finally become the tag team champions. How
41:17
come the bell's not ringing? How come the bell is not ringing? What
41:30
what Sonny appears on the major tron? Sonny is here in turmoil, and
41:44
what Sonny wants Sonny gets and what Sonny wants is championship Gold. So let
41:53
me introduce you to the newest tag team in the FWF. It's Skip and
42:04
Bob, the new Body. Donnas. What you think that's Chris Cardido?
42:13
You think that's hardcore Holly, But it's Skip and Bob, the new Body,
42:19
Dallas, the new Body DAAs was Sonny Dave Wheeler customs for all three
42:25
of them. They're coming out, They're coming out. We have a great
42:30
work rate match. You talk about Memphis smoking Mountain style. They're going back
42:37
and forth, back and forth. Eventually Gold us with a big comeback.
42:42
He's got Skip in the curtain call. He doesn't realize Dilo, it's that
42:45
blind tech curtain call. He's covering the ref say no, you're not legal,
42:50
No, you're not legal. Dlo wants the glory. Dlo wants the
42:53
glory. He's climbing to the top. He's climbing to the for the low.
42:58
Do believe it? Sunny pops up about the apron. She draps her
43:01
top, She draps her top. Day Love jumps down, he says,
43:06
He says, I've been waiting for this moment in Smoky Mountain? What is
43:09
going on here? Skip ro skip skip rolls him up. He comes on
43:15
driving and drafting and gold us one two? What is having? Who are
43:25
your winners? No? Take Jeffins two minutes, hid Bob the body dadis
43:39
new day Dave Jabins all right. Up. Next is Shane McMahon and Jeff
43:44
Hardy. These guys have had a blood feud going all the way back to
43:47
war Games. Shane McMahon is down, Jeff party, here's this one time
43:52
bo'm But Shane twits up his knees and Shane is a twist of faith.
43:54
One two Jeff Hardy kicks out. Shane is so frustrated he rolls out.
43:59
He rams a steel chair. He goes swinging to Jeff. Jeff ducks the
44:02
chair Ricerchet's off the top rope, Hit Shane and wait a minute, twist
44:06
the fay one two. Shane puts his foot on the rope. Shane puts
44:09
his foot on the rope. Jeff Hardy can't believe it. He picks up
44:13
the chair. Is he gonna hit Shane? Is he gonna hit Shane?
44:15
The referee yanks the chair away. Jeff says, I wasn't gonna use it.
44:19
I wasn't gonna use it. As the referee goes to take the chair
44:22
out of the ring, Chess still saying I wasn't gonna use it. Shane
44:24
McMahon with a low blow and rolls him up one two D. Here is
44:30
your winner, Shane McMahon Chany McMahon rolling out of there. Jeff Hardy is
44:36
angry he got screwed by Shane McMahon. The following contest is for the interstate
44:43
Championship. It's Edge versus Christian for the interstate title. These guys they started
44:46
the year, they started the season win the tag team titles. Christian turn
44:51
on him and is now the interstate CHAMPI they've been at each other's throats all
44:53
season long. Uh, Christian, he's got the title. He swings it
44:58
an edge, Edge ducks He's got on the educator. He's got on the
45:01
educator's Christian gunna tap is Christian gonna tip No. He gets to the ropes.
45:06
He gets to the ropes. The referee is counting one two three four.
45:09
Edge finally releases it. He finally releases it. Wait a minute,
45:14
he goes. He goes to a Christian, but Christian gives him a spear.
45:16
He gives a spirit one two, Edge kicks out. Edge kicks out.
45:22
He picks up edg He goes for the m prettier Edge, push him
45:24
into rope, kick him the gut jacution dight eight one two. Christian gets
45:30
his foot on the rope, barely gets his foot on the rope. Edges
45:32
freusher and he takes Christian gives him a turn buckle and starts lighting him up,
45:37
lighting him up, lighting him up. The ref countain one two three
45:39
four. Edge breaks goes back to refcouts one two three for. He pulls
45:44
that out of the way. He pulls Edge out of the way. He
45:46
goes for the spear, but Christian turns with the title round of his waist
45:51
and his spears. Christian their both down. It's a double down. It's
45:53
a double down. The ref count in one, two, three, four
46:00
by They start making their way to their feet, trading right hands and right
46:04
hands, and right hands and right hands. Eventually edged. It's all ends.
46:07
It's all ends. Here's all EDGs. He fires up, he hits
46:09
the ropes. Christian does a wild clothesline edge ducks. They both hit the
46:13
ropes. Double spear, it's a double spear. What's gonna happen? Who's
46:16
gonna get at first? Who is gonna get at first? Wait a minute?
46:21
Wait? Would the lights go out? The lights go out? You
46:28
see the red lights flicker around on the lights go back on. There was
46:32
a blood bath and Greg grawl is back. Dog Growl is back, standing
46:39
over a fallen Edging Christian covered in blood, holding up the Inner State Championship.
46:50
The following contest is set for Woodfall, and it is four the FWF
46:54
hard Core Championship. It's Taz It's task here he is he He has some
47:05
beef with Jeff Jarrett, he has some beef with DNA, and he's coming
47:08
out again. His Hardcore title back and his opponent a company touring by Debrah.
47:17
He is the f W Hardcore Champion. Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Jarant teen
47:30
minutes, let Jeff Jarrett for me TNA with Test Albert and Jarrett, I'm
47:35
sorry and Deborah to screw Taz a few months ago. Wait a minute,
47:40
Wait a minute. We see we see on the major seron we see on
47:44
the major run. We're backstage and they've got beanle juice. They've got beetle
47:49
juicing. Tas is bread beanle juice. Test holding one arm, Albert hold
47:53
the other. Jarrett Jared elf beetle juice with a guitar again. He elf
47:59
beetle just with the guitar again. Taz Tas running out of the ring,
48:02
running backstage to save his friend. He's running backstage to save his friend.
48:07
Wait a minute, Jeff Jarrett. He's in a great big cruiser. He's
48:13
gonna run over beetle juice. He's gonna run over for beetles. Wait a
48:16
minute. There he goes to run over beetle juice, but Tas pushes him
48:20
out of the way. He runs over Tat with a great big cruiser.
48:24
Jeff Jarrett, that's run over Tat with a great big cruiser. A bunch
48:30
of officials come to check on Tat. You He okay, here is here?
48:34
Okay, we don't know, we don't know. So we go back
48:37
stage, still around post Halloween. You didn't watch collision? I told you
48:42
got the lead off my DV. Well he came out and helped test.
48:45
We're backstage with the nw O Hogan, Shane the Giant and brock Lesler Ogan
48:52
the fter with Champions is Yo, dudes, Giant, brock Lesner, you
48:58
two dudes gotta be all all those other dudes in the number one Condenner Ship,
49:02
Matt dudes, and what it's down to you two dudes. You two
49:07
dudes gotta take a walk, dude, because once I beat Brett hart tonight
49:10
ain't Canada. Dude. I want to go on to Major Fest and have
49:15
the ultimate and WO celebration. Dude. I don't want to wrestle anybody,
49:21
dude, because when you're nWo, you're nWo for life. Giant says you
49:28
got a boss, and brock Lesner just nods his head. The following contest
49:32
is a six pack challenge elimination match. Whoever wins this match, we'll go
49:37
on to Major Fest to take on the FWF World Heavyweight Chapion. It's Lesner
49:45
and the Giant Wishay McMahon, Eddie Guerrero with China, Chris Jericho, Austin
49:50
and Goldberg. These were the remaining superstars, the last people standing in that
49:54
collusion collision before Brett Hart screwed Jericho and he cashed in early. He was
50:00
supposed to go to Major Vest, wanted to cash to night in his hometown.
50:04
So these guys will have a second chance, all right. So brock
50:10
Lesner is in there with Eddie Guerrero. He is in control of Eddie Guerrero.
50:16
Wait a minute, Eddie Guerrero, he Eddie grow is telling China to
50:21
distract the referee. He rolls out and he gets a chair. He gets
50:24
a chair, he slams it on the mat, throws it at brock Lesler
50:29
and he plays possum. He's trying to get decuyed. The referee says,
50:31
there's not as qualification. Jent only when we get to the final two.
50:35
Uh oh uh oh, So brock Lesler's got the chair. He's about todayl
50:39
Eddie Guerrero, but he's waving on China again. Oh big laa blow,
50:43
oh laha blah. Now Eddie takes a chair. There's no DCUs. He
50:46
just starts hitting brock over and over and over with a chair. He goes
50:51
for one big final swing, but he's up in the F five. It
50:54
comes China. He swings Eddie's feet into China's face. He hits the F
50:58
five, but Eddie do a t brock Lesler, Wait a minute, Billy
51:02
got us back. He slides in with a famouser Teddy Garou on the chair.
51:08
Brocklesner picks up Eddie F five one two three. Eddie Guau has been
51:16
he illuminated. That's not just Eddie Billy Gun. That's the one Billy Gun.
51:22
That's China's love interest from season one. China passes Billy and she says,
51:29
oh Billy, who is with China? Is it Eddie or is it
51:34
Billy? Brock Lezer is just taking control this match, but now Jericho is
51:37
in control. HiT's a big bulldog goes for the lion, so he doesn't
51:42
realize brock Lenzer has got to his feet. Eddie catches the lions off.
51:45
Here do it at five, one, two three. Chris Jericho has been
51:51
he illuminated. Now it's Austin. Austin has taking it to brock Leser,
51:55
especially kicking the gun stunner. But Goldberg pushes off right into Goldberg right off
52:01
the apron turns around into a F five light on his feet, kicking the
52:06
gut start on the Brockway mc Goldburg s lighted with a spear to Austin,
52:10
a spear to Austin. Brock Lesser picks up Austin at five wood two three
52:17
Steve. Austin has been eliminate. Brock Lester has eliminate Eddie, eliminade Jericho,
52:22
eliminade Austin. It's now Goldberg versus brock Lezer. Eventual spear on on
52:30
to brock Lesser. He's got him up for the jack. Emery comes Austin,
52:32
kicking the gut sonner and he sells right to it. F five at
52:37
five do Golberg one two three. Goldberg has been eliminated. Oh here it
52:44
is. It's down to the Giant. It's down to Brocklesler. Shane McMahon,
52:49
against the lyrics, says, let's go, boys, let's go.
52:52
They start leaving. Shane McMahon leaves, the Giant leaves. This is all
52:58
part of the plan. With brock Lesser not leaving. Brock Lesler is not
53:02
leaving. The giant comes in his Remember the plan, brock remember the plan,
53:07
Let's go. He steps over the top rope to get out of there,
53:10
but Lesler kicks the top rope. He kicks the top rop what's going
53:15
on? He grabs, He grabs the giant that is a German Tuo blecks
53:21
under the giant. He is the jarmant two blocks on. The giant picks
53:23
him up for the f five, but the big show the Giant is just
53:27
too heavy and collapses on top of brock Lessner. The Giant climbs to the
53:31
top rope. He climbs to the top rope, but brock Lesner stops him.
53:36
He climbs up there fighting at the top of this is dangerous. Two
53:38
big bohemas on the top rope, a big super blex. You can see
53:42
the ring shake. You can see the rings shape, but it does not
53:45
break the cover the count one two, The giant kicks out. The giant
53:50
kicks out. The giant also rolls out, rolls under the bottom rope.
53:53
Here comes brock Lesslers to get him, but the giant got them and a
53:57
goosel. He's gonna chunk slam on to the stable, but brock Lesler low
54:00
blows him again, kicks him in the grond, takes takes the monitor from
54:04
right in front of me. Here are the commentations. This he nails brock
54:07
Woods. I'm sorry, he nails the Giant Woods twice three times. Bust
54:12
him open. Where's he going? Where is brock Lesler going? He's going
54:15
to top rope. Brock Lesler is clim at top rope. What's he dude?
54:17
Oh? Shoot necks top brass for the top rope through the table.
54:22
They are both out. They are both out. The referee counts them both
54:27
out. Brock Lesner and the Giant have both been illuminated. This is what
54:34
Hogan wanted, but not like this. We have no winner winners. Eleven
54:39
minutes we are backstage. We are back stage with Ken McAllister, McCalla cogan.
54:50
He's he's eating a nice pizza from Little Nero's Pizza. Ken McAlister says,
54:54
a lovely cheese pizza just for me. A knockular door. They opened
55:00
up slot nuts, Open up slot nuts. Peter Kelvin Ma Coowson are scared.
55:06
He goes to the TV and he puts on something. He puts out
55:09
the VS. What is he what's he putting on here? What is he
55:13
putting on here? Who is it? It's me, snakes, I got
55:29
the stump, Jeff Jarre saying, snakes, Jeff, think the snake's not
55:31
drafted. He's not eligible, all right, Johnny, But what about my
55:36
money? What money? Ac said you had some dough for me? Bet
55:42
a fact? How much do I owe you? Ain't in no more?
55:52
What do you mean? He's upstairs taking a bear. He'll call you when
55:57
he gets out. Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you,
56:02
Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the counter ten to get your ugly yalla
56:10
no good keystro off my property before I pump your gush full of letters.
56:15
DNA is all scared backstage. They don't know what's going on in there.
56:22
DNA is running away with that bra. They're scared. They thinks someone's shot
56:25
there. They thinks that was shot there. But the concus just laughing.
56:32
I think the change I filled the animal, hum much done. Nine minutes
56:36
on the dot. Up next is Caine and who's opponent. I'll come here
56:51
to the ring by the a p A Papa Shango. We saw Papa Shago
56:59
debut the collusion Collision dress as the other cane, and now he is here
57:05
to take on Cane one on one, meaning it's a back and forth match.
57:13
But Kane is finally controlled, hits the big top rope closes lit up
57:16
Papa Shago. He sells up Hurri Coarana to Papa Shago. He's got upset
57:23
up at the goosel. Wait a minute for Ruper, very unbelievable Hurrican runnas
57:27
tonight Kate Kane actually does hurt ranas Uh up comes fruit on the apron.
57:30
He lets go with the goosel a big boot to fruk. Bradshaw gets to
57:35
the other apron. He gives a big uppercut Chap turns around. Wait a
57:38
minute Toobstone to Caine. A Toobstone Decaine. He picks him up. Another
57:45
tubs on to Caine. He's got him in the third tubestone one, two,
57:52
three, Oh my god, who is your winner? Papa Shungo.
58:00
Papa Sho has done it. Now the Apa are coming in. They're putting
58:05
the boots the cane. Papa Shago's sitting on that top proop they're gonna set
58:09
him up that double dominator second row tube so that they did at the collusion
58:15
collision. They're gonna they're gonna destroy Kane again. They're gonna destroy him again.
58:22
When all of us sudden, the lights go out, The lights go
58:27
out. What's going on? Boom? It can't be boom? What is
58:36
going on? Boom? Boom? We keep hearing, we keep hearing the
58:46
bell. What's going on there? What could it be? Boom? The
58:52
suspense, The suspense is killing us. The American Badas is back. The
59:14
American Bathos is back. Who comes us? The other tiger right out of
59:21
that hog, right out of that cycle. Here he gets to the rig.
59:24
A big boot to Barouk. He ducks the clothes life from hell and
59:29
he closed lies Papa Shango on the top rope. A big boot to Bradshaw.
59:34
Now he's got Faruk. He got chuck slam. CAD's got Bradshaw the
59:37
chuck slam. But Papa Shango does some sort of voodoo spell and the Apa
59:43
disappear. The Apa disappear. The brothers are destruction, standing tall standing taller
59:51
brothers, an destruction of hair, our turmoil. We go backstage five minutes
59:57
thirty seconds. We go backstage McCauley cult. He says, Papa Shango made
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the Apa disappear. Papa Shango made the ap a disappear. And here it
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comes Papa Shango by him and he puts his hands through his faces us ah
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and he runs off man. The following contest is the main event and is
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four the FWF World Heavyweight Championship from from rom How much time? Five minutes?
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Coming down the r first we w F Champion Hollywood holk oh gad.
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Here comes Huggan. He knows now that if he beats Brent, he won't
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have any opponents at Major Fest. But Bret Hart has the home town advantage
1:01:02
and his opponents. Oh, we're waiting with anticipation. Big Baby Bye's reaction
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coming down the aisle from Calgary, al further Canada. The excellence of execution
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were right, quick man for the hit Man coming down hometown here. Remember
1:01:30
he won Collusion Collision and decided to take the title match tonight in his hometown.
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And wait, that's Stu and Helen Hart. Stu and Helen Hart are
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sitting in front row. Stu and Helen. Ste and Helen are here.
1:01:45
They're back Stu and Helen are here. They're back, meaning a back and
1:01:53
forth match. Eventually, Hogan is hulking up, but the crowd is booing
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him. Their boo him. As he's holking up. He shoots. He
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shoots Brett Hart into the ropes, goes for the big boot, but Brett
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catches it, sweeps the leg. He's got it in a sharp shanter.
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He's got up in the shop shooterer. He's got up in the sharp shooter.
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He's got up. He's got a mat. Hogan gainst the ropes.
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Hogan gets to the ropes, but hell, he's get the ropes. He
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gets he gets that world title. He gets that world title that was sitting
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in the corner they try to use earlier. He goes to sweet up Brett,
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but Brett ducks. He's got the sharp shooter again. He's got the
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sharp shooter in again. But Hogan gets the ropes one more time. This
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is unbelievable. He gets to the ropes one more time. Brett gets up
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and he's arguing with the referee. He's arguing with the referee. Wait a
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minute, turn around, Brett hogans up the title again. Brett ducks.
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Here, now's the referee with the title. Interparently, now's the referee of
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the title and he locks on. He lacks on the sharp shooter one more
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time. Hoget stopping. We have a new champion, but there's no what's
1:02:53
standing. The referee is not setting. He's down. Wait a minute from
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behind. It's the Patriot. The Patriot in his back. I thought he
1:03:02
was fired. He's got the American flag and he cracks Brett Hart with it.
1:03:07
He rolls out and he's waving the flag in front of Stu and Helen.
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Stu goes to punch him. He blocks it and he punches Stu Heart
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in the face and he pie faces Helen Hart to the ground. Brett Hart
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is chasing the Patriot. Patriot slides in. Wait a minute, Brett slides
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in, but Hogan nails him with the belt. It's the big leg drop.
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The referee wakes up. One, two, three, He is your
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win a run's stew w F champion, Hollywood Hoop hooga, the Patriot,
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the Patriot, he's standing the how can even beer? He was released last
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month? He stands over Bret Hart. He rips up the mass. It's
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Chris Jericho. Brett screwed Jericho. Calusion collision, and now Jericho screws ht
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tonight. But Hogan doesn't care. Hogan doesn't care. He's all smiles,
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he's all smiles. He's playing the guitar, he's playing the guitar. And
1:04:11
all of a sudden, who's Lester Lander comes out and he's pissed, and
1:04:20
he's pissed. He's staring right at Hogan, right at Hogan, right at
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Hogan. But wait a minute, the Titan trod just gets pushed over or
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the Hogan brock Leisler. The Giant uses that death grip to push the Titan
1:04:35
trot over. I think he might have killed Hogan a Brock. The Giant
1:04:41
picks up the f w F title. Will the Giant be the FWF champion?
1:04:45
A major fest? Because we just heard word the NWS can explode Hogan
1:04:50
versus Brock first, the Giant major first. Wait a minute, Wait a
1:04:54
minute, there's an ambulance coming. Woo, who's trying that abulance? And
1:05:00
the show goes off the air thirty seconds. Wow, that might have been
1:05:05
the closest call ever. Wow, it's a couple. I need a cigarette,
1:05:13
A couple of music. Snap, who's there? First of all?
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Pie faces, Helen Hart, what madman are you? Jericho is a heel
1:05:21
real he they it's the Patriot, It's really Jericho. Yes, all right,
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Well we're heading into major fest. Let's do the Let's do the draft
1:05:35
and then we'll talk about the cards. How about that? Okay? Who
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goes first? So we'll we drop people. I get first draft pick.
1:05:45
Uh. Thrill Zone has come to terms with chronic wrath and crush. Yes,
1:05:56
they couldn't. They couldn't make it work. Beat by bogging. It's
1:06:00
easy loser. Lea's time. Match got there and there. Yeah, see
1:06:02
you guys. Anything else that is it for that part? Okay? Cutting
1:06:09
anybody? All right? Everyone is is is booked for Major Best the Marks.
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Gonna get two public picks tonight, yea, all right, So I'm
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going to text Brian and only Brian my secret pick. Okay, Okay,
1:06:30
here we go, uh sending you my pick? Mm hmmm. I think
1:06:38
that will be a go Yep, you're good. Okay, m h Broski,
1:06:47
you're up. All right. Not the best audio for people listening to
1:06:53
the podcast, but we're sending it up and that one is cleared. All
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right, here's my pick. I had a queue up. She surprised.
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Nobody owns the one that did you get that? Mm? Yeah, that's
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all you. Mark One's taking that one. Oh baby, oh baby Broskie's
1:07:26
second secret pick yep, and you were cleared with that one. All right,
1:07:34
No conflicts here, no conflicts Okay. My first public pick, uh
1:07:45
Clarence Mason. Whoa wow? Okay did Clarence Mason for for Major Best?
1:07:51
And so this will be the last sort of uh pick and then we could
1:07:56
go to the cards. So I will say it right now. My for
1:07:59
my last pick, Taka Michinoku. Oh wow, were you inspired by an
1:08:03
incarnation of domination? Uh? Taka Michinoko has answered the challenge the best wrestlers
1:08:12
in the world from Raymistereo, and we'll be meeting Raymistereo a one on one
1:08:17
at Major Fest. Taka michikus Ray. That's that's that's a match. That
1:08:24
is the match. Uh. Now for the rest of my card, the
1:08:29
next match we will be looking at, we'll see the Boogie Knights Not with
1:08:32
a K versus the Lawler family who will come out on top. Obviously we
1:08:40
all know about Rick Flair versus Bam Bam Bigelow his uh torturer, his uh
1:08:46
bookie, whoever you want to call it. We will be seeing Zuna versus
1:08:51
Mike Awesome in a top Day got the Prison match. We will see by
1:08:57
the way that Tay Got the prison match looks a lot like Punjabi prison.
1:09:01
Wow. We will see Cactus Jack versus New Jack in a death match for
1:09:10
fifty throws on. Kurt Angle versus Balls Mahony for the Hardcore Last Wrestling Title,
1:09:15
but it will be in a hardcore title match. It'll be I'm in
1:09:18
a hardcore match. Steve Boston finally versus Owen Hart from the Interstate title.
1:09:26
L od and Dennis Rodman just signed versus the Outsiders the new tag team champions
1:09:33
in Triple h and the losers of this match have to leave the building for
1:09:39
the main event. That was the only way that House of Pain agreed to
1:09:42
this match. Wow Sting versus Sean Michaels grudge match slash dream Match and the
1:09:49
main event Macho Man Randy Savage versus Mark Henry for the FWF Heavyweight Championship.
1:09:58
Wow to card Miss Elizabeth on a pole match. Well, we don't know
1:10:02
what's going on with Miss Elizabeth. She's been kidnapped. What's going on in
1:10:06
Turmoil? So pretty good? Card. I think some of those matches are
1:10:10
hot shotted, but it's okay. There's nothing shotted Taka, but that's a
1:10:15
work rate match. You will see in a We saw this on an AOL
1:10:24
exclusive that after the match if the tag team TERMO matchd Lo Brown destroyed gold
1:10:30
Dust, he destroyed him, laid him out, let them all bloody.
1:10:31
That was an AOL exclusive. These guys have been this this, you know
1:10:38
this, this mismatch team from the beginning. They're no longer a team and
1:10:40
they will take each other on in a Hollywood backlot brawl gold Dust versus d
1:10:45
Low Brown. It will be a fatal four way elimination match for the tag
1:10:54
team titles. The new Tag Team Champions, the New Body down a Skipping
1:10:57
Bob with Sonny, We'll take on the Head Banger, the Dudleys and TNA
1:11:02
in a fatal furard match for the tag team titles. Who does China really
1:11:08
love? We will find out as the One Billy Gunn takes on Eddie Guerrero.
1:11:14
The Brothers of Destruction are back. Kane and the Undertaker will take on
1:11:18
in a handicap match. Papa Shango and the a Pa You just saw Chris
1:11:26
Jericho screw Bretta Hitman Heart. It will be Brett Hart versus Chris Jericho in
1:11:30
a submission match. Also this match, these two daredevils will do anything it
1:11:39
takes to win. It'll be Shane McMahon versus Jeff Hardy in a falls count
1:11:44
Anywhere match. This is maybe my personal favorite match of the evening. In
1:11:49
a Vanishing Vault death match for the Hardcore title. The vanishing vault is that
1:11:57
Beetle Juice casket. The Vanishing Jeff Jarrett with Debritt will take on Taz with
1:12:02
Beetlejuice for the Hardcore Championship. In a three way ladder match for the Interstate
1:12:11
title, it will be the Brood taking on each other, Edge versus Christian
1:12:15
the Champion versus Returning Gangrel In a match that we've never seen before but always
1:12:21
have wanted to see, Goldberg for Steve Austin Stone Goovers. Goldberg won on
1:12:28
one and then in a very important match, brock Lesner will take on the
1:12:33
Giant. The winner of that match will go on to take on Hollywood Hogan
1:12:39
for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship. So the nWo is definitely coming to an
1:12:45
end, if it didn't already tonight, It's coming to an end at major.
1:12:51
Some say a year too late. Well Also, I just looked at
1:12:57
every match, and literally every match, but Taca versus Ray has been building
1:13:01
since the first episode, So I don't know what you're talking about, Jerry,
1:13:06
Brian Pricier, Yeah, Brian Lawler joined building that second show. It's
1:13:13
literally been happening in the entire season. Boys, until next time.