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4-17-26 Hour 3 - NHL Player Poll results/Frank Caliendo in Studio/Playoff Keys to the Game, DRUNK TAKES · Moser, Lombardi and Kane

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  Speaker 1: This is Moser, Lombardy and Caine on demand. Listen live
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  Speaker 1: every weekday morning from seven to ten on Altitude Sports
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  Speaker 1: Radio ninety two five and on the Altitude Sports Radio app.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so yeah, Frank calliendo in twenty minutes. We're
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  Speaker 2: getting ready for Game one for the Nuggets tomorrow, Game
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  Speaker 2: one for the Apps on Sunday. But this just came out.
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  Speaker 2: Are you interested in the NHL player poll that they
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  Speaker 2: do every year?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: This is the anonymous poll? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Is this anonymous? Is players vote on these questions? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: On who they think should win certain awards?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's like all forward, which defenseman could also excel
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  Speaker 2: as a forward?
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's Cal McCart easy.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty six percent of the vote went to Cama.
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  Speaker 4: I mean Hughes.
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  Speaker 5: Hughes is another one, right, I mean it was Cal.
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  Speaker 2: Second place is Hughes, who got twenty one percent, and
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  Speaker 2: it was Carlson Orwinsky, guys like that later.
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  Speaker 6: Big offensive studs, best nickname in the Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I've got to think this through. I mean, I mean
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  Speaker 4: there's so many.
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  Speaker 2: Thirteen and a half percent is Boston. Yeah, next was
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  Speaker 2: Patrick Kane with Showtime.
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  Speaker 4: He's not He's not from Italy.
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  Speaker 2: Liam O'Brien is really good. Spicy Tuna is a good nickname.
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  Speaker 4: I like, you know, one time he was a cutt
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  Speaker 4: of avalanche, right he really?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: He was?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What whens? Once upon a time, I don't know, six
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  Speaker 2: years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe hold on, maybe it was.
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  Speaker 8: This guy just set a picture.
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  Speaker 5: I watch you guys every morning while milking my goats,
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  Speaker 5: and he's pictured milking a goat with our show on
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  Speaker 5: in the background.
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  Speaker 2: All right, make that money.
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  Speaker 6: We officially got a goat walker. All right, hey, shut
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  Speaker 6: out to all the goat walkers here.
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  Speaker 2: You guys might be interested in this one. Who is
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  Speaker 2: the best golfer in the NHL?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Think well, n Nate, No, No, the former middlestat is
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  Speaker 5: like a he's like a scratcht.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah plus two, I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, with sixteen percent of the vote, so a lot
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  Speaker 2: of guys must know this. Clayton Keller must be a stick.
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  Speaker 4: He must be a stud.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you spent time in the desert, right, so yeah,
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  Speaker 5: Clayton Keller.
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  Speaker 6: To me, though, if he and Ricky Fowler were long
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  Speaker 6: lost brothers, I wouldn't be surprised.
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  Speaker 2: Which player would make a great coach. Once they retire.
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  Speaker 4: God Landy would he would never want that. Gig. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know who.
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  Speaker 2: Sid I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. Mark Stone
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  Speaker 2: got two point one percent of the vote. I got
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  Speaker 2: to tell you his face looks like a coach. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he's got a coach face.
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  Speaker 6: Just because you're an awesome player and know the game
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  Speaker 6: doesn't mean you make a great coach. I mean, Gretzky
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  Speaker 6: was not a great coach.
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  Speaker 4: Magic was not.
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  Speaker 5: Jerry West talked about that in that documentary. He he
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  Speaker 5: hated coached three years and couldn't wait to get Here's.
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  Speaker 2: One for you. Which player has the most intense.
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  Speaker 5: Training regimen on Nathan McKinnon the votes?
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  Speaker 2: Now you know who second is. It's McDavid. Okay, pretty
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  Speaker 2: obviously spickles. What is the best team rivalry in the
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  Speaker 2: NH Now, now.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 6: This could I means Dallas could be with the Staley Cups.
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  Speaker 2: Dallas is not on here.
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  Speaker 6: And Stanley Cups in recent years. Tampa and Florida is
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  Speaker 6: a huge one.
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  Speaker 4: That the Eastern Conference.
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  Speaker 2: Tampa and Florida's fourth place, fourth place.
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  Speaker 4: It is Carolina on that list. No, it's not Boston
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  Speaker 4: Montreal anymore.
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  Speaker 2: At second, it.
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  Speaker 4: Shouldn't be, but I mean it could be number one.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, what is it.
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  Speaker 2: Montreal Toronto?
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  Speaker 4: I mean is here? You know, that's history.
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  Speaker 2: That's just it's interesting. This one actually surprised me maybe
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  Speaker 2: and half. But if the NHL expanded.
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  Speaker 6: Brett, Brett, I got one for you real quick. When
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  Speaker 6: was the last time the Montreal Canadians played the Toronto
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  Speaker 6: Maple Leafs in the postseason?
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  Speaker 5: Holy crap, dude, Holy crap. Most you gotta go back,
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  Speaker 5: all right? Let me can I offer a guess? Sure,
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  Speaker 5: because I don't know if I oh, you don't have
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  Speaker 5: the answer.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do you guys do this? You ask these
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  Speaker 2: questions without the answer.
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  Speaker 5: It's a great question, but it's always it's a great question.
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  Speaker 4: Nivales through the.
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  Speaker 5: Playoffs, it's a great question. Now they played the hell
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  Speaker 5: out of each other back in the day, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: way back in the day. I will say, I will
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  Speaker 5: guess it's been thirty eight years.
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  Speaker 4: Longer than that, forty eight years.
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  Speaker 2: AI is telling me that it has been twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 4: That but that's not that's not real. That's COVID. That
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  Speaker 4: doesn't even count.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that was a best of seven series in the
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  Speaker 2: first round of twenty twenty one. That does count in
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  Speaker 2: Moser's defense, before that, it took forty two years.
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  Speaker 4: It looks Yeah, that doesn't count. It's not it's not real.
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  Speaker 4: Knock it off, all right, go on.
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  Speaker 2: This one is interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I can't over this. Go where where's the picture of
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  Speaker 4: the guy in the goat?
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  Speaker 5: It's it's under Landon. Look for Landon on the text line.
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  Speaker 2: Listen one. If the NHL expands, where would you want
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  Speaker 2: it to go? Thirty four percent of the vote for
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  Speaker 2: this place, and I was not expecting it.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let me think this through again. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 4: not Quebec.
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  Speaker 2: Don't give me the O light bulb face, No, nothing
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  Speaker 2: to say afterwards, Dude, that needs to be milk Creek time.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus.
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  Speaker 5: All right, I'll give you an outside and not that
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  Speaker 5: I think it belongs here, but.
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  Speaker 4: I think Houston.
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  Speaker 2: Houston's it. Yeah, yeah, that's thirty four percent, say Houston.
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  Speaker 2: After that, it's Quebec City, then Atlanta, then Scottsdale and Austin, Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Austin.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Austin is actually a bigger city now than
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  Speaker 5: people understand.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big city.
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  Speaker 2: Which NHL team has the best.
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  Speaker 5: Ice Edmonton again, Montreal, Okay, one of the North.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's Renvy, Tampa, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: In fifth places, Vegas.
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  Speaker 5: There's some cold hearts in Vegas there.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's the most of them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: There's like best fashion and stuffing.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody texted the show and asked, is you know there's
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  Speaker 5: reports I think Adam Maraz said it out there that
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  Speaker 5: Peyton Watson he's been told will not be available for
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  Speaker 5: this first round series against Minnesota. And I can't verify
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  Speaker 5: if Adam's reporting it. He's he knows more than I
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  Speaker 5: do on this in these circles, He's got something there.
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  Speaker 5: And if that's the case, if Peyton Watson is not
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  Speaker 5: playing in this series, that's a that's hurtful.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it just makes I think a heavier load on
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Gordon, which you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't want, well, and that's exactly what you're not trying
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  Speaker 5: to do, right. You need him, And I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how they're gonna use Aaron in this series. Here's what
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  Speaker 5: I hope. I hope they sort of leave him on
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  Speaker 5: bigger players where he doesn't have to go chase like
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  Speaker 5: Anthony Edwards around the perimeter because that could really get
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  Speaker 5: things messy right his muscle structure right now as it is.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want him chasing players around.
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  Speaker 4: Ye, man, he missed.
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  Speaker 5: I want Peyton because he could serve as that guy
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  Speaker 5: that could chase Anthony Edwards and provide the length. You
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  Speaker 5: know Anthony Edwards does. He does something better than anybody
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  Speaker 5: in this league. If he wants to shoot a three
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  Speaker 5: over you, he'll get a three over you.
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  Speaker 4: He'll just he'll find a way.
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  Speaker 6: After the game at New York on the fourth of February,
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  Speaker 6: out until the twenty second of March, played four games,
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  Speaker 6: make that five games, I'm sorry, and then out since
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  Speaker 6: out since that game against to Utah where he played
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  Speaker 6: nine minutes. Man, it's been how many it's been sixteen days?
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  Speaker 5: So how many games has he played since his initial
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  Speaker 5: injury to.
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  Speaker 6: No, his initially No, his initial injury was on February fourth.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well no, he's played five five five total. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'd be lying to you if I wasn't concerned there.
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  Speaker 8: That's uh.
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  Speaker 5: And Spencer Jones is still not sure. I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 5: to practice today, all right, So yesterday and all week long,
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  Speaker 5: these guys have stayed around and done some extra work,
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  Speaker 5: which indicates that they're not ready yet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you fix a hammy?
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  Speaker 5: Well, Luka do just went to Spain and got some
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  Speaker 5: special I think you got what I got. If Luka
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  Speaker 5: Dot's got what I got, they may win the NBA.
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  Speaker 6: Why why does Spain and why why does Spain and
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  Speaker 6: Germany have all the goods?
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  Speaker 4: They got the good stuff. Wondering what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: There's some FDA measures is what do you This is
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  Speaker 5: the US freaking of a good stuffy there's some ft dude,
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  Speaker 5: you can get stuff done in Europe. I know this
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  Speaker 5: obviously firsthand, that it's not gonna get here for five
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  Speaker 5: to seven years.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, what are we doing? Hey man? You
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  Speaker 4: see all that?
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  Speaker 6: Have you ever seen that Turkish thing where they got
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  Speaker 6: to takes picture of the back of the airplane and
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  Speaker 6: it's all bald dudes going to Turkey to get their
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  Speaker 6: hair done.
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  Speaker 5: I got a I had. I went to Turkey a
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  Speaker 5: couple of years ago, had to break my lower legs
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  Speaker 5: and make me taller.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the robot legs that extend, here's what's funny. So
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  Speaker 2: they go from five to nine to six foot one
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, right, but you can't move but they look
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  Speaker 2: like they got stilts on their legs. It's like, you
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  Speaker 2: don't look good. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes Scott is just like, hey, you're just.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna be tiny.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, do you know how many of these name athletes
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  Speaker 5: have gone to Europe? Kobe lived there when he was hurt.
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  Speaker 5: He went there all the time. Peyton Manning has visited,
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  Speaker 5: Jeremy and you mentioned that. Luca he's going there because
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  Speaker 5: his family's there. But I don't know what they're putting
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  Speaker 5: his hamstring. If Luka Dacic plays before that four to
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  Speaker 5: six week thing, I'm everybody.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, man, here's I'm gonna start because he can't be
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  Speaker 6: the only one. I don't know what it costs to
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  Speaker 6: get a business license in Turkey. I'm not even a doctor,
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  Speaker 6: but I'll hire one. I'm gonna hire a Bunyan shaving
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna make a Bunyon shaving company.
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  Speaker 4: Thumb bunions and feet bunyons.
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  Speaker 5: I told you about this Bunyan thing. I went in
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  Speaker 5: and they said to me because I was legit. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, okay, I'm sick of being the butt of
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  Speaker 5: all jokes.
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  Speaker 4: I want to fix my thumbs and my bunyans. And
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  Speaker 4: you know what they said to me.
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  Speaker 5: Can you go four months without playing golf for a basketball?
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  Speaker 4: Nope, not a chance. No, I'll do when I die.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what vic I got. I get an
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  Speaker 2: electric sander. We'll get those things.
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  Speaker 5: If your answer to me is you're gonna be out
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  Speaker 5: for four to five months for what? For something that
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  Speaker 5: doesn't look good?
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 6: Hey man, I've got a grinder, a bench grinder at home.
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  Speaker 4: I got some clippers. I got some heads, clippers and
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  Speaker 4: a bench grinder. I can not. I can handle those
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  Speaker 4: bunions in five minutes. Now. If there's a.
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  Speaker 2: Why isn't Peyton Watson in Spain right now? What are
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  Speaker 2: we doing?
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  Speaker 8: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, Man, get them out there. There's something there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if it's the water.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine like what if I was wheelchair bound and then
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  Speaker 2: I took a trip to Madrid, I came back and
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  Speaker 2: I just walked in the studio.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the the thing about hams magic, here's what I've
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  Speaker 5: here's what I've come to know about hamstrings, having suffered
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  Speaker 5: a few myself. You think you're perfectly ready to play.
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  Speaker 5: You're like, this is great. I'm running, I'm stretching. Everything's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready to go. But you take that one weird angle,
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  Speaker 5: you push off one way, and it doesn't even have
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  Speaker 5: to be a hard push off. It's just a weird
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  Speaker 5: and boom, here it comes again. It's just so impossible
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  Speaker 5: to predict. So I know everybody wants to say, well,
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  Speaker 5: let's blame the training staff, or let's like, oh gods,
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  Speaker 5: human body. Sometimes you you heard it once and it
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  Speaker 5: may never be the same again. It may ever for
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  Speaker 5: the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty clear with a g, isn't.
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  Speaker 5: It Well, I'm gonna be worried. I'm gonna be worried
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  Speaker 5: for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean it is what it is.
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  Speaker 5: I suppose Landon now sending more photos of him milking
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  Speaker 5: goats while watching the show.
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  Speaker 4: This is outstanding, land I love it.
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  Speaker 5: Lennon, send a video of you in action. I want
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  Speaker 5: to compare it to Brett's uh teep pulling with his cows.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, I'm using that goat as
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  Speaker 2: a prop get.
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  Speaker 4: Head out of that day and let it walk around
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  Speaker 4: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I mean listen, the goat's been standing there staring at
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  Speaker 2: the wheel for thirty minutes as you try and get
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  Speaker 2: the perfect.
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  Speaker 5: Angler this photo, which I know we are huge in
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  Speaker 5: all farms and goat milk places and in prisons.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, big time.
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  Speaker 6: And what if why can't think about this? What if
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  Speaker 6: that goat's having a great time listen to our jokes
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  Speaker 6: that may be going, Hey, Landing, it's a she By
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  Speaker 6: the way, boy, goats don't milk well you can, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: do your best. My point is, what if that's goat's
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  Speaker 6: going you know what? Hell, get that goat.
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  Speaker 2: If so you know we have you know what, we
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  Speaker 2: have target a target audience in this business that you're
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  Speaker 2: looking for. Right, I'm gonna tell you right now, hand,
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  Speaker 2: I think if I were described the perfect listener to
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  Speaker 2: the show, it's.
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  Speaker 4: A man.
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  Speaker 2: Who's serving a felony charge for milking goats that were.
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  Speaker 4: Taking either neither.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's probably our.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Landon fits the prototype perfectly. Then I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: tell you right now, if the Avs and Nuggets both
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  Speaker 5: advanced first round, we're gonna have this goat on more
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  Speaker 5: than you want it.
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  Speaker 4: Ay man, God, you're such a friggin' thea fight. What okay?
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  Speaker 6: These are all NHL trophies, right? What trophy is the
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  Speaker 6: Richard trophy?
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  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what man I would have gone Richard
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  Speaker 8: Man for other reasons. How about that goat milking. I
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  Speaker 8: I do more than just open up boxes, man, I did.
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: I was down visiting him at the Fired Football Coaches
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: Association and uh, I was on the radio with my
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: friend Ti Kraz there and uh, he had had John
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: call in and didn't tell me he was calling in,
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: And I was just doing jokes about opening up boxes.
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: We're gonna open up you ever open up a hrsh
• 16:16
  Speaker 8: she's kiss man, things come in small packages. Man, I'll
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: tell you what. So I'm doing that, and he gets
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: on the phone.
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: He goes, I've been waiting for like twenty four hours
• 16:26
  Speaker 9: on this hotline here.
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: And I do more than just open up boxes, man.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: So he's, uh, you know I did that. When I
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: first met John, it was at the super Bowl in
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: New Orleans, and ESPN was really weird about whether I
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: could do impressions of people from the network. They didn't
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: want me to really do anybody off the network. But
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: they're like, oh, we don't know if this person's gonna
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: like it or if you know, if you do Chris Berman,
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: say what you will. But nobody tru goles away. Can
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: they kill you? So they're like, we're gonna check with
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: people before we do it. At Fox, they didn't care.
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: They're like, gonna do Ja Glazer Laser. I care, doesn't matter,
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: doesn't matter, me, doesn't matter you, We're gonna do whatever.
• 17:04
  Speaker 8: I'm you, guys, I'm gonna go lift.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: I'm way to left, okay.
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: So uh so they I meet up, I meet Gruden.
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: It's at like the the ESPN compound, uh in New Orleans,
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: and uh he's drinking a cup of coffee and he's
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: just doing that Gruden thing where it's like like he's
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: always following the bouncing ball in his head, like he's
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: doing carry o, don't don't you want me? Don't you
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: want me?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Beg me?
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: Now he's doing Money Night Football at the time, right.
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: So I go up to him and I just start
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: nodding along with him, and he's like, so you're the
• 17:34
  Speaker 8: guy who does me Huh. I'm like I'm like yeah.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: He's like, where are you from. I'm like San Duskio High.
• 17:40
  Speaker 8: He's like really because I looked up where he was from, right,
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: I was like the sand Duskio. I was like really.
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: I'm like no. He's like good because you were blowing
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: my mind.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: What I love about Gruden though, is like when he's
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: doing these these interviews with these uh the prospects for
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: the draft, right, and he has them do their It's.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: Like, that's not that's a snap count. That's clap.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: That's clapping, man, it's the beginning of an applause.
• 18:05
  Speaker 8: That's not that's not how you call play. That doesn't
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: you know, I'm not I'm not hiking the ball after that, man. Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: Jimmy Green right thirty two Albacore three Z casada.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Come on, man, he.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Lights up at the idea of somebody speaking.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: That's all it is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: He I mean, it's he's really like that too. I
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: mean he's people think that's a show. He can't turn off.
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: You see those crazy faces that he makes. He just
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: starts it starts getting in there. Man, it starts ruinous
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: swelling inside.
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: Not unlike that goat.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: You know what I would think.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: I would think that if somebody's gonna be a guy
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: of your talent and you're gonna take the time to,
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: you know, make an impression of me or whatever, I'd
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: be honored.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: That's flattering.
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, No, it's the It's a weird thing because people
• 18:58
  Speaker 11: they have they get weirded out by it because then
• 19:00
  Speaker 11: they see things that they do and they try to
• 19:02
  Speaker 11: get rid of them too.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: So they they yet, but they it's it becomes a
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: situation like Madden didn't like me for the longest time.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, he didn't like me at all. Madden, he
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: would he tried to do lots like he tried to
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: have me stopped many times all the way, how do
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: you stop someone why I was at Fox and he
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: was at Fox, and I mean it was, it was,
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: There were totally lots of different things.
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: The the uh president of Fox Sports at the time goes,
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: you know, he doesn't like you, you know, like who
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: John Madden. He doesn't like it. Oh like yeah, but
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: with your accent, it sounds pretty good. So the first
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: thing Madden ever or what I ever did was Jimmy
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: Kimmel was the guy making the picks at the time.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: It was Jimmy's picks and he was on that couch
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: and stuff like that. And uh, he brought me on
• 19:53
  Speaker 8: for Madden for president was a presidential election. He took
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: a pair of hedge clippers to the Madden eyebrows I
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: was wearing because Madden always had that spider colony up there.
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: So the next week Madden came with his eyebrows trim
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: for the first time in thirty years. But he didn't
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: like he didn't like it. He didn't you know, inside
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: of football, if there's football, guys like it, don't care.
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: Tony Sarah Sarah Goosa told me this years ago. He
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: didn't tell me I figured out from what he was saying,
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: but he was talking about guys in the locker room.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: They don't care because there are other guys. They're in
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: the Brethren, they're in the fraternity. Once you're outside making
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: fun of somebody on the inside, whether if you've ever
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: been a coach or in the end you know it
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: played or whatever, that's fine. But if you're this guy
• 20:32
  Speaker 8: who's just coming in and acting like an idiot, it's
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: kind of like, who's this guy think he is. It's
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: that type of deal. So, but Madden finally came around.
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: I made his grandkids laugh and it was like a
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: light bulb one on over his head type of thing.
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: But it was I was supposed to fill in for him.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: There was a commercial they did years ago and it
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: was a Christmas commercial where he was supposed to sing.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: But he's like, I'm not singing in this. I don't
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: remember what was for. But they came in. They they
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: asked me to audition. I'm like, I'm not auditioning for it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: You can pay me to do it for you, but
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: I'm not auditioning for it because I'm known for doing
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: this and he's not gonna want you to use it,
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: and I made him pay me, Like I don't know
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: at the time, this is thirty, they're probably twenty some
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: years ago. It was probably a bit like two thousand
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: dollars or twenty five hundred dollars just to record it
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: for them, and it was it was just a scratch
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: track because I'm like, you can, you can use it,
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: but and whatever, but I'm he's not gonna let you
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: do it. So I get in there and I'm like.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Just not roasting on an open a fire, Jack Frost
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: nipping at your nose.
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: They're like, that's incredible, that's amazing, Like good luck. They
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: didn't use it, And then the commercial was Jack Frost snoop.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: You know, it's the purpose like totally totally didn't sound
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: like I'm at all. And the other one was, and
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: the other one doing it was it was it was
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: the racer Junior Daila Dellar and Hard Junior I think
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: was the other one.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: So they liked that.
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: They had a whole series of them, or it was
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: maybe it was Dale, Earnhardt and h and Madden at
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: the same time doing like duets or something. But yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: they didn't use me, and I knew they weren't going
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: to use it. I was like, I'm all of Hollywood
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: is always that desperateness of Oh, I can't wait to
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: get in there and show you it. I'm like, no, no, no, no,
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: no no. I know he's not going to use it,
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: and it's not gonna because it's not good. So I'm
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: not wasting my time.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: The Great Frank Kelliendo is in with us. He's at
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: the Landmark Comedy Works tonight and tomorrow night. U can
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: you please engage us with a couple of requests here
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: will give me. Lou Holtz and Blessed Souldiers passed away
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: talking to Morgan Freeman.
• 22:35
  Speaker 13: I know, David, what we talk about. What's the old
• 22:39
  Speaker 13: they think I could think of? Is that up up
• 22:41
  Speaker 13: here in Heaven and God sounds exactly like Morgan Frey.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: But truth of the matter is, there couldn't be two
• 22:48
  Speaker 14: people with more different voices. You sticking all the words together,
• 22:53
  Speaker 14: slashing those sounds around up here.
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: We love our Lou.
• 22:58
  Speaker 13: Host That's the whole thing. Say good guy to go.
• 23:01
  Speaker 13: As I was at the Pearly Gates there was Peter Red.
• 23:04
  Speaker 13: I said, I'm coming, let me chake you can I said,
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: I got my blockers, really and a hundred miles at
• 23:11
  Speaker 13: our right there.
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: It is one of my favorite things I ever did
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: with Lou Holtz was I did the Game of Thrones.
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: It seems good, but the great the theme song for
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: Game of Throwday.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: You know what's amazing is something that I love about
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: the impressions you do. It's it's almost like oddly specific,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: like you'r Robin Williams is really good, but you do
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: the calm, sort of nurturing Robin.
• 23:47
  Speaker 14: You're the serious one. Yes, you know, it's not the
• 23:50
  Speaker 14: one that's over the top that people are thinking about.
• 23:52
  Speaker 14: It's the one where you grew a beard and winning
• 23:54
  Speaker 14: the Academy Award, you know. Speaking of heaven, I'm up
• 23:57
  Speaker 14: here too. An amazing thing, Lou Holtz. We had to
• 24:00
  Speaker 14: get a raft just to get across.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: There's a lot going on.
• 24:04
  Speaker 14: I swam through five hundred miles of the fifth A
• 24:06
  Speaker 14: slap I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't
• 24:09
  Speaker 14: want to.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: You do the good will hunting Robin Williams. Speaking of comics,
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: is there any I mean, the genius in that man
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: was something.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, he was one of my favorites, if not
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: my favorite, growing up. I loved watching Robin Williams. And
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: it's funny because if I don't do it in my
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: show anymore, but people will call it out at the
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: end because I forget to do certain impressions, so people
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: will call it out at the end, and I'm almost
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: always going to oh, like it's people miss Robin Williams
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: so much. That's why I don't do it during the show.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: It's such a weird thing. Like people know me for
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: the sports, all right, so all the sports stuff, which
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: is there is a concentration of sports, I shouldn't say concentration.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: I move it throughout the show. So I hit the Groud,
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: and I hit the mad and I hit the Charles Barkley,
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: I hit all that kind of stuff. But I actually
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: start out with non political political figures because everybody knows them.
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: So a lot of times guys think, and it might
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: be a sport, there might be one sports person in
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: the family. They're like, well, if I bring my wife
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: or my whatever that this they're not gonna get Calliander. Well, no,
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: that's not what it is. So you know there's gonna
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: be the Adam Sander or the Robert Downey junior just
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: burping my way through punch lines, that type of thing.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: But there's I start out with the Donald.
• 25:18
  Speaker 15: Trump and I did the quiet Donald Trump, you're talking
• 25:20
  Speaker 15: a bit specific. We're talking about great specifics some of
• 25:23
  Speaker 15: the best people.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: We're doing that.
• 25:24
  Speaker 15: We're almost getting to the point where and I know
• 25:27
  Speaker 15: what you're saying right now, he said, I can you
• 25:29
  Speaker 15: be so quet?
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: I said, because we're in the.
• 25:31
  Speaker 15: Library and a library, we're building a ballroom and a library,
• 25:35
  Speaker 15: and it's gonna be They're gonna have all great all
• 25:37
  Speaker 15: the way.
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: We're gonna be the best away. And then they got done.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Then I balance it out because I'm not picking size.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: I just make fun of everybody with the Joe Biden
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: with my joke with Joe Biden to get into it
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: as I've never seen anybody listen with their eyes like
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: mister President Fox. Come on, we're doing to guard the thing.
• 25:54
  Speaker 14: Come on, cause you're a magro scrap Pennsylvania three four
• 25:57
  Speaker 14: five six A so far the Roman Empire, the Romans.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: First, come on.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I got one for you, our boy.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Moser does what I think is a very good.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Bill Clinton that's not super good.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Can can Bill Clinton have a conversation with Trump or Biden?
• 26:14
  Speaker 16: Whoever you choose, just it could be everybody. They could
• 26:16
  Speaker 16: go ahead, Hey listen, Frank.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: So that is quite good.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: It's quite good. I felt a little creepy.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Well you follow them up my footsteps here in on
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, but I did a couple of little different
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: things here in that office.
• 26:28
  Speaker 17: I'm not too proud of. Is one of the goat
• 26:31
  Speaker 17: in the background things. Because there's a lot of us.
• 26:34
  Speaker 14: Let me be clear, we have h a situation where
• 26:39
  Speaker 14: all these presidents are in the same room. I thought
• 26:43
  Speaker 14: that was a little awkward to find. Man, it's good
• 26:45
  Speaker 14: that we're all getting together for some pop trying to
• 26:49
  Speaker 14: figure out our way through it.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Man. Well, you know, it's there's so many people.
• 26:53
  Speaker 15: There's so many people, then there's there's many, so many presidents,
• 26:56
  Speaker 15: and then one of them.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Twice I've heard you you think, I mean that Bush
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: was on.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Podcast because, by the way, doing an impression to Calliano
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: is like me taking the bathroom. But I heard you
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: on Santino's podcast talking about Bush and he said, you
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: said you like to do George Bush like as a kid,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: where everything is awesome to him.
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: That's pretty cool, man, Just looking around. I still think
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: that's where they got that that little Bush show from
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: was my act really yeah, well might have been.
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: You can't really tell because it's trying to you know,
• 27:33
  Speaker 14: just uh, you know, finish the sentence.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: Just get there, man, Just just.
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Blew my mind real quick. That's awesome.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know how you go all those dudes. I mean,
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: I hear your Lou Holton. I'm trying to think. You
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: gotta get the you gotta get the.
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: It's how the mouth tells you, how the person talks.
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: The eyes tell you how the person thinks.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: All right, big weekend here and got a lot of
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: sports going on, and thankfully a lot of it won't
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: conflict with your shows because most of it's in the afternoon.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: We got the Nuggets in a crucial playoffs.
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: That's a really good guys, that's really good. We're talking
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: about the the Denver Nuggets, and Vladimir Jokis does a
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: really great job. I said, I talked to you the
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: other day. I said, Lad, And he said, what Chuck?
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: I said, Lad, what what's going on? How come you
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: don't get off the ground for any plays? But you're
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: able to pass better than everybody else. You bet you're
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: able to do everything.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: I don't.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: I haven't watched any of the games, but I know
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: you guys are really good.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: How does it like?
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: Charles Childs is the best Childs When the first time
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: I did Child's like, Frank, you got to keep doing
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: me like that because every time you do it, I
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: end up making more money.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: He's a friend of the show.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: He comes on.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Human Being in the World, Unbelievable Phoenix Days, and he's
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: so nice.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's he is so much fun. I remember
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: the when I first met him was the Phoenix Sun's
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: Charities and uh, I set it up. I was gonna
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: do impressions. I did him. I said, terrrible, whole bunch
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: called people knuckleheads. Then I said, I'm going to do
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: other people for twenty five minutes, and then I'm gonna
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: come back and talk about you a second time. Second
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: time I get up there and want you sneak up
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: on stage make fun of me. You'll be the hero
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: of the night. What do you think.
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: He's like, that's all perfect, that'll be really really good.
• 29:22
  Speaker 8: I got up there two seconds in He's like standing
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: right there next to me, like, wait, you know up
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: Here's like I couldn't take it anymore. And it was
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: just awesome. It was joking around, but it was great.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: I mean, it was fantastic. It made the moment.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: So you talk about like some of these impressions, they're
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: the same, just like a different octave or something like
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: that for different.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, I've done it. It's a big Instagram
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: thing and Facebook. I guess where it's Kermit the Frog
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: and Fazzy Bear. Hi hold kermitthy Frog here and down
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: lower in the back of the throat is Fozzy bear
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: Ah walka waka waka. So if you take kurim at
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: the frog, Hi.
• 29:52
  Speaker 12: Hold krim with the frog and bring it down a
• 29:54
  Speaker 12: little bit, becomes Johnson Riley, did you wow my drum set?
• 29:58
  Speaker 12: And if you add some mayra, it becomes Mike Ruffalo.
• 30:00
  Speaker 12: I see this as an absolute win. It's not easy
• 30:03
  Speaker 12: being green. That's different than Kermit. And then if you
• 30:05
  Speaker 12: bring it down even more, that's Paul J. M. I.
• 30:07
  Speaker 12: I believe that's one of the craziest things I have
• 30:09
  Speaker 12: ever heard in my entire life. Not if you bring
• 30:12
  Speaker 12: it back up it's and tighten up your throat, it's
• 30:14
  Speaker 12: south I don't know, artist.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 30:18
  Speaker 12: And then if you add it and bring it down
• 30:20
  Speaker 12: a little bit and to get of it in a
• 30:22
  Speaker 12: little Texas southern it's Patrick Mahomes Man.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: I didn't even know. I think that's a pretty good
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: Patrick mahomes is like a little kid telling you about
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: him and his friend getting hurt out in the woods.
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: Like he'd say, he comes back.
• 30:35
  Speaker 18: Like and we were just out there by tree and
• 30:38
  Speaker 18: something fell and uh, Billy uh and Travis Travis skinned
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  Speaker 18: is his knee and he fell into the creek and
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  Speaker 18: then fish were coming through, and I thought they were
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  Speaker 18: gonna help it. I just need uh some band aids,
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  Speaker 18: some battine and a tourniquet and amazing.
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  Speaker 8: And then if you.
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  Speaker 12: Smooth it out, it becomes Joe Rogan Jamie, Oh my god,
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Pull it up.
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  Speaker 2: That's nothing real?
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Do you do? Peyton Manning?
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  Speaker 8: All I can say is one word weird.
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  Speaker 2: Have you had somebody you've never gotten?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Just most people. I mean that you've never heard me
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  Speaker 8: do it. I can't do it, uh.
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  Speaker 4: I mean like I should be able to do this.
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  Speaker 4: It's just not hitting.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 8: I mean it's hard, like if I Billy Bob Thornton's
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: one I've been figuring, figuring out, but I can't you
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  Speaker 8: need the rev up like I call it for one,
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: like it's revving up the Tony Romobile like like Nance
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: Jim Nance along with my pal Tony Roman always turns
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: into Adam West. So it's it's hard. You got to
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: try and fight it through the tunnel shifter when I
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: do shifter. Who's from here right?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: He's on this show.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: He doesn't like how he's good about it. He's great
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: with it, but I think it's the essays that bother him,
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: Like he I'll be because I have to do that
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: for the sound of work. I have to do this
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: thing with my and i's he says, I don't say
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  Speaker 8: sources aqueumy sources.
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  Speaker 3: At this particular time, it appears there's a slight possibility
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: that this may or may not happen, but chances are
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: that it will definitely be a possibility. To slow down
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  Speaker 3: the chefter slow down is my favorite thing in the
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: entire universe. I one time asked, I said, where are you?
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: And he's so specific. I'm at the doctor's office three
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: seats from the right south wall, reading a highlights magazine.
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: I don't know what the city are you and Adam
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: what city?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Want to ask he was on the road and Moser
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: asked him what floor you want in the hotel and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: his response was carpet, That's what he said.
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: So according to my sources, it's carpet. You would believe it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I thought it was some type of pergo with an
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: interesting flexible seal, but it turns out that this is
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: one hundred percent woven quick carpet, stain free, stainfred. Then
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I get into Helium Scheffer, which acquorded my story this
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  Speaker 3: particular time.
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  Speaker 8: Only dogs can actually hear me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, give it up for the great Frank cal Riendo.
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  Speaker 5: He is going to be at the Comedy Works Landmark
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Melt Tickets still available?
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  Speaker 4: Can people get online and get them?
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: A couple of a couple of shows sold out? So
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  Speaker 8: get him while you can.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: How often you get to Denver?
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: Every just every once in a while. I don't know, I
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  Speaker 8: don't even know. I couldn't even Yeah, you're you're year
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  Speaker 8: and a half. It'spence's the last name only single night shows.
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  Speaker 4: We love comedy works. I mean, Downtown's great.
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  Speaker 15: Are you're saying it's probably the best A lot of paper,
• 33:31
  Speaker 15: A lot of people say, we got a we got
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  Speaker 15: a different comedy places all over the good try all
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  Speaker 15: over the world. And I said the best comedy CKX
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  Speaker 15: comedy CKX, comedycks just a venture where.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah you can do comedy work Comedyworks dot com for
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: the tickets and uh like and again Comedy Works South
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  Speaker 8: at the Landmark so people don't think it's downtown.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Always a treat my friend.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks, thanks Frank Kelly rack me.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: I am out. Great job by you, better job by me.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: I am.
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  Speaker 2: The great Frank Kelliendo again at the Comedy Works in
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Landmark tonight and tomorrow seven o'clock, nine to fifteen tonight,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: six and eight thirty tomorrow. Thank you, Frank. Uh One reminder,
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  Speaker 2: keyword chance to get in the building Sunday at ball Aerina.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: The keyword is Rishard. So text that in with your first.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Richard Man back after this, our boy Moser does what
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: I think is a very good Bill Clinton.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: And that's not super good, all right?
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Can can Bill Clinton have a conversation with Trump or Biden, whoever.
• 34:32
  Speaker 16: You choose, just it could be everybody. Go ahead, Bill, Hey, listen, Frank,
• 34:37
  Speaker 16: So that is good.
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: It's quite good. I felt a little creepy.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Well you follow them up.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: My footsteps here in what I mean, but I did
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: a couple of little different things here in that office.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not too.
• 34:46
  Speaker 17: Proud of is one of the goat in the background,
• 34:51
  Speaker 17: because there's a lot of let me be clear, we
• 34:53
  Speaker 17: have a situation where all these presidents are in the
• 34:59
  Speaker 17: same room.
• 35:00
  Speaker 14: I thought that was a little awkward of fad Man.
• 35:02
  Speaker 14: It's good that we're all getting together.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: That was.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Uncut minute with Frank Kelly and right there doing all
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: of those again most you were doted into it. I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: think it's bad advice from vic.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I thought about, hey, yeah, you want to step in
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: the batter's box there with Barry Bonds.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Berry's taking beef and you're like, hang on, let
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: me show you things. This is how you do.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: If Steph Curry was here, I challenged him to a
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: three point shootout, It's.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Like it might be stupid.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: It's like, hey, mos, I want to see you try to,
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: you know, fake out this linebacker and uh and what
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: you know?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Lamar? I thought, Lamar, you know, let most show you
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: how to throw a screen.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, bno, give me the mic. Enough of
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: you about me. I'll show you how it's done. Anyway,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: we got a few more minutes here.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, three guys in our studio right here who are
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: looking for their lost goat. Yeah, a goat that was stolen.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: It's on the text line.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Uh huh.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: They have a pet.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: They can't find it. Yeah, and that's a stolen goat
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: your milking.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So a reminder to you guys, we're giving away tickets
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: to Sunday's game with the Avs. Every show is gonna
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: have a pair of tickets. Well not it's the winner
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: here in a few minutes, but final thoughts. By the
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: time we come back on Monday, game one will be
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: in the books for both teams.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: I thought we were all gonna do it.
• 36:14
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• 36:18
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• 36:21
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna whittle this down and make it very easy
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: because we talk about talent, we talk about all the offense,
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: defense rotations. Who's available, who's not? Is Peyton Watson gonna play?
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: You know what, be tough, tough enough because they're gonna
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: take a couple of punches at you. They've beaten you
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: before in the playoffs. They're confident. Show me some toughness.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: In this first game.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Lay the groundwork to toughness if they come at you
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: with some physicality or what. And we've seen the Nuggets
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  Speaker 5: play tough before. I was very proud of them. It
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  Speaker 5: was Oklahoma City games. Even know they lost them, they
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  Speaker 5: played tough. Don't be afraid to jostle the opposition a
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: little bit.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get in Ant's head. I think
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: they can do it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: You know what's gonna win this series?
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Toughness.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Mosh Sunday one o'clock Kings Avs Ball Arena.
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  Speaker 4: Uh Avs should win the series.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: There's literally nothing the Kings do better than the Avalanche,
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: literally nothing in terms of team stats. Whatever the depth
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: up the middle, goaltending, blue line, you name it. The
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Evs are the better team.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Now. The big key in this series. If you don't
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: want to get bogged down? You ever been bogged down?
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: Vic Remember that time you put your rig in the
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: dead God don remember you put your your ringing a
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• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Uh, get get a lead play.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: If you play with the lead, you force the l A.
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  Speaker 6: Kings out of their muckety mock ugly neutral zone crap.
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  Speaker 4: They want you to.
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  Speaker 6: Dump and chase all day long. And then they're gonna
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  Speaker 6: go bang you in the corner. They're gonna they're gonna keep.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: You want a team that bangs.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Welcome. Don't let all the high school kids to mosierisms
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  Speaker 2: there what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 4: They will hit you. They will hit hit hit.
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• 39:06
  Speaker 4: Nelly. Did we find out if that was really Rochelle's name?
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: I mean if it's an alias, I don't know what
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: was it?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Rochelle Sherbet. Yes, I love better the idea of Moser
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: being Mark Sherbet.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Stage name. Dude, when you get into your post hockey
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: career and you're working at a club Mark Sherbet, Yeah, Sherbet,
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: he's a gentleman, Mark Sherbet.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Landing goat squeeze?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Well, how do you milk a goat? Man?
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: You gotta squeeze something, right, I don't know. You have
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: a little machine that goes on the goat's tea.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I got nipples, Greg, all right? Our favorite part of
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: the week plays Drunk.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Takes, Georger Lombardi and Kane person.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Drunk Takes for the record.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: I think this sort of dehumanizes USU.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: And it really cracks out our credibility to the show.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Drunk takes.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Drunk takes their clips from throughout the week, we slow
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: them down to half speed. It makes it sound like
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: we're hammered.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Nelly, we've got a body this sweetnd.
• 40:16
  Speaker 12: We've got the wrapping, We've got the Rockies, We've got
• 40:22
  Speaker 12: the Nuggets and.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: The abb that's the ball your why, Quody? I don't
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: like that phrase.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: I don't either.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I don't like that at all. That blinks, I think, so, uh, Nellie,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: what's next?
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Time for tonight's talk the ball take?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I was waiting for the day we didn't get one.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Right, is more with Dawn?
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: I would have taken either ding or you want neither.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: This professional broadcast remarks during the aps.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: You guys asked for it last night.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: You said, Hey man, the game means nothing to do
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: something something anything.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: I guess right.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Thanks, Thanks for the dong reference exactly.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: You know what, vict my pleasure?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: What's next?
• 41:17
  Speaker 10: Everybody wants a dog, Everybody wants a big fly, everybody wants.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Dome run b god Joy, you want Jack for.
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: Hey context, Yeah, everybody wants a dog.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I really thought you're gounna say something different.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: After Big we were talking about the Rocky stealing bases
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: and laying down punts and manufacturing runs, and.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I said, everybody else just wants a dog. Everybody else
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: just wants a four eighty foot shot man.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Over the scoreboard. Those are fun.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying they're not fun. I'm saying that you
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: don't always win that way, Jack.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Bath boys do.
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: Everybody wants a dog?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: All right, Nelly, what's next?
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: You're Bret, You're gonna feel it?
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Trust me, I won't you want I know you want
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: to feel it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: I know you do. You're begging me to feel it. No,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: that's what you're doing. I can tell right now telepathically
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: what the I can see it. I can feel it.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: What we're trying to, like like Tuesday, forget that was
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: you wanted to play catch?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Of course? I feel like I could send that clip
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: to HR you'd be going immediately. What's next? Are we
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: going too hard in the paint on mos?
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Fun?
• 43:08
  Speaker 15: Okay, you're killing him, You're killing I have a hole, guy, I.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Have a hole, and my hole's gonna shut.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: Just one.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: That's a great one for Yeah, we got one more.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Nelly go ahead winner.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Is Rachelle Sherbet, but.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Rochelle Sherbet Susan.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: Rock He Roll team second.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: All right, it's not a real name.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: It can't be.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You guys ready for the playoffs now, I'm ready.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's get it all. I've been waiting for this
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: moment for so long. Man, It's been for ever how
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: long we've been saying that, just get us to the postseason.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Since November.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: I mean, the As have been the number one team
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: in the league since November one by themselves.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Before that, they were tied for the lead the entire
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: month of October.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Nuggets Game one tomorrow, one thirty right here Altitude Watch
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• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Also in ninety two five at eleven thirty leading up
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: to the game, by the way, between the pipes live
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: from Brooklyn's heading into that game one for the Ass.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I've slept seventeen minutes in forty eight hours.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, go get some sleep, Hey, lay it down.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: Nuggets in sales, baby, never sleep again. For the record,
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: Nuggets in six let's go.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll talk about this on Monday. Have a
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: wonderful weekend. Go Abs, go nuggets. See you, love you.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Do you believe in the possibility of a multiverse?
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I don't tell you talk them about