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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Wednesday Show! Hiller has a Great Idea but, It Will Never Happen! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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T-minus twenty-nine hours,
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and we're on the road to Knoxville.
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But before then, let's hang.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time!
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What's going on, everybody?
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Welcome to Lunch with the Clydesdale and
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the Cowboys Pack.
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I am.
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We've got Lito and Joseph and Jody.
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That's a hell of a crew right there.
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I mean, three of my favorite people.
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Yeah, there it is.
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Man, I haven't seen you in...
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Well,
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Friday I drove to Houston to go to
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a Pitbull and Lil Jon concert.
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How was that?
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Did you milk the cow?
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I was telling... No.
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Oddly enough.
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I was telling Jennifer on the way up
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there.
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So Lil Jon technically opened the show,
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right?
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Yeah.
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So he had like an hour set.
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And I was telling Jennifer on the way
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up there, I was like...
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He's not, he's not really a rapper.
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He's a producer, right?
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He makes all these beats and whatnot.
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He's featured on a whole lot of stuff,
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you know, would yeah.
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And all that.
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So I can't imagine.
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what a, what a pit, what a,
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what a Lil Jon set would look like.
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Like you can,
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you can pretty much guess what Pitbull is
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going to come out there and sing,
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whatever.
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Um, so I told you, I said,
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I got to imagine it is just going
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to be him up on stage,
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just like vibe into his own music.
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And that's exactly what that dude did.
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He got out there and.
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You know, they, they came out to,
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I forgot what song he started off with,
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but I had the mic.
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was basically singing along to whatever
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song it was and did a whole lot
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of yeah and okay and whatnot okay yeah
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and when and told people what one of
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the first things he did actually was you
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know hey you know thank you thank you
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thank everybody for all the positive
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messages after i lost my son earlier this
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year you know um was very very he
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seemed very very grateful for that that
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kind of stuff support and all that and
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then he went on for an hour to
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i'm
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bring everybody back to the two thousands
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and i was like yeah we kind of
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figured that um and he just kept and
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like he must have said that probably five
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or six different times and like the dj
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would play a song something that he
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produced right and he would rap along with
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it for a little bit you know maybe
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sing his part of it if there was
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his part and then at like at one
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point probably about halfway through the
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show he legitimately said
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produced all of these songs y'all and we
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were like yeah we know like we're aware
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of the fact that you produced all these
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songs man uh but yeah mark says all
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i can hear is lazy town remix with
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little john i don't even know why i
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no idea what lazy town is uh but
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anyway
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And then he did his thing for a
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while, and then Pitbull came on.
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Mr. Worldwide.
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Mr. Worldwide, Mr. Three Oh Five.
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I mean,
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if I wouldn't have been so tired,
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it was a pretty good show.
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Or if you were fifteen years younger with
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a later bedtime.
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the later bedtime hundred percent hundred
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percent so it was i mean it was
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it would if again had i not been
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up since you know or thirty five o'clock
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that morning it would have been i'd i'd
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enjoyed it a whole lot more uh my
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wife had a blast which i was not
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expecting fireball second to last song
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should have been the last but okay um
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ended with uh
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just brought my life from a negative to
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a positive i just want y'all to know
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that um whatever one that is that's what
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he ended with i thought he was going
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with fireball too i would say probably a
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majority of the people in there thought
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he's going to end with fireball but he
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did not just you know one key to
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knowing that you're old now is when you
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can sing all the lyrics but you can't
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name the song
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Correct.
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That means you are now over forty five.
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Oh, yeah.
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And have been for quite some time.
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Pitbull is forty five.
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FYI,
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we looked that up on the way up
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there, too,
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because I think it's like he's got to
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be close to my age.
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But look, dude, he came on.
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See, Lil Jon started at eight.
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Was done by right at nine o'clock.
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Pitbull came on like nine, fifteen-ish,
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nine, ten, nine, fifteen.
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And by ten-thirty,
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we were in the car headed back to
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Jennifer's cousin's house.
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Good stuff.
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Hexy lover, hello, CNC.
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Hello, everybody else.
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Like, share, and subscribe.
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CNC,
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all I can think about is I'm just
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a squirrel trying to get a nut to
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move your butt.
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Get on the dance floor.
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It's an old school rap, man.
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All day long.
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I have,
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and this has been since I was a
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little kid, lyrics stick in my head,
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and they always have.
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I'll hear something that I haven't heard
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in God knows how long,
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and within two or three bars,
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I'm singing right along with it.
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I'm like, yeah, I know.
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I'm one hundred percent remember this
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song.
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It's wild.
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Joseph appears to be having a much better
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day than us.
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shot shot shot shot shots they actually he
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little john played shots it was great dude
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they had big video walls behind him so
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like they would play either snippets of
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the video like from whatever song or they
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would play the actual video and then they
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would put lyrics up on the screen
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like it was a karaoke party and, um,
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or like,
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we didn't know what all the words were
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like, come on, dude,
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that that's an SNL skit.
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The little John karaoke party.
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Yeah.
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A hundred percent.
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Yeah.
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That was fantastic.
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But no, we had,
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we had a good time and I woke
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up at a ridiculous hour the next morning
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and went dropped in at CrossFit Igneous.
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And, uh,
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Tom ball, shout out to those people.
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They were, they were awesome.
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Uh, Joseph says, no,
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he feels like garbage.
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No, it might.
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I was telling just briefly that my back's
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been aching.
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Cause I bought,
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so I've been trying to organize my garage.
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Like for the first time in my life,
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My daughter's moved out.
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We actually have a little bit of
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disposable income trying to organize my
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garage.
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I've had this old plastic resin toolbox
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that like two of the wheels are broke
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and it's leaning to one side.
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And so I went and bought like a
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big ass metal toolbox.
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Right.
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When I get to the store,
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they put it in my car.
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They had it on a hydraulic lift that
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lifted it up,
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and then we just pushed it into my
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Murano, right?
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So we get home.
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You don't have one of those at home?
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It's just me.
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You don't have a hydraulic lift at home
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to unload stuff out of your car?
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So the toolbox without the packaging is
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like two hundred and twenty pounds.
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Oh.
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That's heavy.
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So my wife goes, what's your plan?
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I said, well,
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my plan is to pull it out,
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pivot it, pivot it,
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get it on its bottom,
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take the box off around it.
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Yeah.
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And then it's got wheels and I'll just
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roll it up into the garage.
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Sure.
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Solid plan.
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So I get it out.
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I pivot it.
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get it on the bottom,
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got the box down, no wheels.
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They are in the bottom drawer of the
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toolbox.
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Oh, no.
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So now the idea is, okay,
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now I've got to get this propped up
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where I can install the casters so I
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can roll it into my garage.
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so i've seen them flip a pig at
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the crossfit games you know i'll just lift
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it up on one side switch it to
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a clean press it up on one end
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and i'll install the casters get the top
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two on uh there's no way i'm getting
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it on to the bottom that with it
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laying on the ground
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So now another pig flip down,
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but easing it down so it doesn't crash.
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Yeah.
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Then another pig flip up.
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So now the bottoms are on the top.
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Put the casters on.
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Another pig flip down, easing it.
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And I think it was the easing it
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down that got me,
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not the pig flip up.
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Probably.
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It was the easing it down so it
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didn't crash.
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Yeah.
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Time and attention type stuff.
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Yeah.
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And then pushed it into my garage.
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But damn, my back is sore.
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Sore, not hurt, just sore.
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Yeah, no, you feel it.
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You did something.
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A lot.
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Yes.
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Joseph is still shut down from the last
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semifinal workout.
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I just go ask a neighbor's husband.
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I have hurt myself too much.
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Actually, if I have a plan,
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CrossFit girls are the best, strong,
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and they listen.
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You know, I know it's all ego,
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and I just can't reserve.
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I cannot go ask for help.
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No.
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And then there's this sense of
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accomplishment that I did all of this on
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my own.
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hundred percent i'm gonna look at it i'm
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gonna figure out the best way for me
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to be able to do it by myself
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and that's probably why i've had twelve
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back procedures it's probably something to
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do with it yeah probably i would say
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and at some point maybe when i get
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to sixty i'll learn to ask for you
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though
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Uh, you see that the meme on the,
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on, on, you know,
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Instagram and all over our time that,
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you know, men are just overgrown children.
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And like, that's a hard fact for the,
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most of us is like,
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I'm not asking anybody for help.
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I got this.
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I am strong.
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I'll work out.
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I can pick up this box.
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Oh,
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it weighs two hundred twenty pounds by
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itself.
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Not with the packaging.
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Yeah, no, it'd be fine.
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I just pick up one side at a
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time.
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That's only a hundred and ten pounds.
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Plus, it's fine.
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No big deal.
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Well, and it's not like a deadlift.
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It's not like it has a bar like
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a deadlift, right?
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No, it's awkward.
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It is awkward.
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Yeah.
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Dude,
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there's so many things at my house that
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I've moved that my wife has gotten me
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to move, I should say, that she's like,
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it's not that heavy.
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And I'm like, no, it's not heavy.
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It's awkward.
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That's the difference.
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I can pick it up real easy.
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If it had handles or some knurling
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somewhere maybe where I lock my thumbs in
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on it, that'd be fantastic.
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Yeah,
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if it had a bar to ease it
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down,
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I would have been better off than trying
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to get this
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Forty eight inch wide thing to the ground
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without crashing.
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Like if I'm trying to get around a
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box and I got to try to get
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up underneath it,
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like I'm like this at some point.
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I don't know if you know this or
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not,
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but this is not a real efficient way
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to hold something that's real heavy.
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No, no.
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Lita says the biggest problem having
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muscles is that people keep expecting you
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to use them in real life.
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hundred percent dude uh during uh like
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when we first got locked down for covid
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one of our neighbors down the street had
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a bench and like she saw us working
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out the garage she said we got a
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bench in here that we don't ever use
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do you want it and i was like
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heck yes we want it
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So I,
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and Jamison was this big at the time,
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right?
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She wouldn't,
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but like two or two and a half,
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three years old.
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So I went,
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walked down there to go pick it up.
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And, uh,
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she went to like three houses now and
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she said,
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you want me to help you carry it
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over there?
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And I was like, nah,
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we train for this kind of stuff.
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It's fine.
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Got this on one shoulder and my,
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my daughter on the other shoulder and was
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walking back down the street with it.
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Good stuff.
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Um,
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Wayne says,
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next time back up at twenty miles an
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hour,
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hit your brakes when you get to the
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garage.
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Twenty seems excessive, Wayne.
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I think you could do that at six
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miles an hour and achieve the same
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results.
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Wayne,
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did you miss the part where I didn't
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want it to crash to the ground?
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He wouldn't listen to none of that.
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No, no.
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In my neighborhood,
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I'm the resident strong man and everyone
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comes to ask me and help lift things.
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That's fantastic, Shannon.
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Yeah,
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if she wouldn't walk around with the gold
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medal on her that she won at the
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games,
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they probably wouldn't ask her as much.
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Let me tell you something.
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I medal at the games.
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Like, I get podium.
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It don't matter if gold, silver, bronze,
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whatever.
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You ain't going to be able to get
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me out of that thing for at least
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a month.
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I'm showering with it.
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I'm wearing it to work.
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I'm going coach at the gym with it.
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Like, just be hanging off of me.
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Like, I look like Flavor Flav,
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except I have a big medal instead of
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a big clock.
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Corey establishing dominance in the
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neighborhood.
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Got to Joe.
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Got to.
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I cut my grass with the shortest pair
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of shorts I own and no shirt on
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all the time.
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I ride my bike the same way.
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Like you see me running around the
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neighborhood and be like, damn,
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the heck is that dude?
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He left out the part when he was
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walking down the street, he was going,
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this is my house.
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More or less.
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More or less.
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Mark Phillips,
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I'd wear a participation medal.
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I won't be picky.
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It reminds me,
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I was interviewing Anna Tobias,
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who won a gold medal at the Olympics.
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She's awesome, by the way.
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And it's in her nightstand drawer.
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Yeah.
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It's not even on display.
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I'm with you.
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I won a gold medal at the Olympics.
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I'm down at the Kroger,
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like walking through with my cart.
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Rich Fronin said the same thing.
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The only medal he ever had on display
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was the second place one that he put
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on the board to remind everybody that they
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took second as a team.
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Like when, shit,
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when Adrian Seen beat them at the games,
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he brought the second place medal and hung
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it up in the barn to show everybody
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like, hey bro, we ain't doing that again.
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I took second at a local comp.
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When was this?
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Twenty twenty one or twenty twenty two.
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Something like that.
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And that medal was hanging in the gym
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because it was second place.
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And I didn't I don't I don't like
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it.
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So I have it there and I look
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at it every day.
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We got third place at Beach Brawl a
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couple of years ago.
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Same thing.
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It's sitting there like, no,
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we're not doing that.
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I don't know if you can see all
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this, but those are races that I ran.
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Yeah.
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Like me running.
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Right, right.
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It was such an accomplishment for me to
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run races.
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Absolutely.
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Right there.
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Absolutely.
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Gold medal at like the games or the
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Olympics.
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You ain't getting it off my neck.
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No, I'll be honest.
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Mark's thinking about talking about the
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participation medal.
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My daughter got one.
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I don't remember what it was for.
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I don't feel as for soccer or if
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it was for her first season at softball
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or whatever.
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And she was,
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she looked at it and she's trying to
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figure out what it was for.
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And I was like,
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they just gave you that for participating
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in the season.
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And there's no prompting from me
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whatsoever.
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She said,
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that's no reason to get a medal and
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went and put it in a drawer in
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her room somewhere.
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And I was like,
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like my heart grew three sizes that day.
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It was fantastic.
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She ain't bought no participation trophy.
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She wants to win.
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Shanna's is in a drawer, too.
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All right,
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let's talk a little bit about CrossFit.
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Yeah.
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Did you see the new Road to the
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Games?
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No, I have not.
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I didn't even know there was a new
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Road to the Games.
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I've been out of the loop, dude,
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completely.
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Like, the past five days have been wild.
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So, Road to the Games,
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the Mayhem semifinal.
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After I...
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blew up the world by saying I had
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boys interrupted fatigue on episode two.
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Sure.
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I was disappointed when it said coming
18:10
soon, the mayhem one,
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because mayhem has its own media, right?
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Yeah.
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This one was great, dude.
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Okay.
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I did see a promo for it somewhere,
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whether it was on Instagram or YouTube,
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I don't remember.
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And I didn't realize,
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because it said Mayhem, I just,
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as soon as I saw Mayhem,
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I figured it was done by Mayhem.
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I didn't realize it was done by the
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game.
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So yeah,
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I'll probably watch that this afternoon.
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So what I loved about it is,
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and I see comments like they followed
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everyone.
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They kind of did,
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but there was one thread and it was
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Paige.
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Paige Rogers from beginning to end.
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And they,
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it actually starts with her after the
18:53
competition getting Oakley back.
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Oh yeah.
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And,
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and them kind of hanging out and eating
19:00
breakfast and doing after the competition.
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Paige is one of those people that deserves
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a spotlight that we don't have enough on
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yet.
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Right.
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She,
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when you talk about the young female
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CrossFitters in the space,
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you talk Emma Lawson,
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everybody talked to Mal,
19:25
everybody talked to Emma Carey,
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Olivia Kerstetter, all those people.
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Paige gets left out so often.
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And she, dude,
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she is going to crush it at the
19:39
games.
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I say,
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which is a shame because she's allowed to
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beat the brakes off a whole lot of
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people.
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Well,
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she beat Emma Lawson at that competition.
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Yeah.
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So she's so quiet and so humble.
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Like we just don't get that much
19:56
interaction with her.
19:57
And there is a scene where Angelo is
20:03
trying to talk to her about the last
20:05
event and how to go into it.
20:07
And they are scrapping.
20:11
And it is so, so awesome.
20:15
I remember her,
20:16
I don't know who was interviewing her,
20:18
if it was Pedro,
20:19
if she was on Savant or whatnot,
20:21
but they were asking her about like,
20:23
her and Angelo's interaction.
20:25
And she was like, suggesting that, yeah,
20:30
he's a coach, but like, yeah.
20:33
And she listens to a degree, basically,
20:35
but they definitely butt heads quite a
20:38
bit.
20:39
So the synopsis kind of is that Angelo's
20:41
telling her she's got a big lead and
20:44
she's already punched her ticket to the
20:46
games.
20:47
And she's like, don't say that.
20:48
The job's not done.
20:50
Don't say that.
20:52
And Angelo goes, okay,
20:54
you're in a bad position and don't mess
20:57
this up.
20:57
And she's like,
20:58
don't bring that negativity to this.
21:00
Don't say that either.
21:02
Don't say that.
21:03
Just shut up.
21:05
It's just like, what do I say?
21:07
What do you want me to do?
21:10
That's fantastic.
21:13
Oh, it is.
21:14
That's fantastic.
21:15
It's so good.
21:16
Don't say that.
21:17
Okay.
21:17
Well then, yeah,
21:19
you're running on empty and you need this
21:20
points and whatnot,
21:21
but don't say that either.
21:23
I need to watch that now.
21:24
That's going to be fantastic.
21:26
So again,
21:27
they bounce around to like Emma Lawson,
21:29
Abby Domek, Colton, Jeff Adler.
21:34
There's a lot of stuff there.
21:36
But really the main thread is Paige.
21:39
And I'm glad she got the spotlight.
21:41
And I really, really enjoyed this.
21:44
And I think what's happening with Road to
21:45
the Games is it's kind of like an
21:48
inverse of the Reebok Nanos.
21:52
know the even ones were awesome and the
21:53
odd one sucked yeah and now we're getting
21:57
the odd ones are great on the road
21:58
to the games and the even ones are
22:00
yeah yeah so uh yeah outstanding uh the
22:09
squeakiest wheels get the lube i think it
22:11
means grease
22:16
Yeah, whatever.
22:17
I don't think the squeakiest wheels get
22:19
the... I don't think...
22:21
I think CrossFit HQ has a problem where
22:24
they latch on to something.
22:27
It worked once.
22:29
Let's do it ten more times.
22:31
Yeah.
22:32
And that's what happened with Boys
22:33
Interrupted.
22:35
And then to segue into what the Glintons
22:37
did with Hiller,
22:39
it's exactly what I've been trying to say
22:41
is what Hiller said.
22:42
We're not saying that we are fatigued with
22:44
the boys themselves.
22:46
Not at all.
22:47
We're fatigued with what HQ is doing with
22:49
the boys.
22:50
Correct.
22:51
And that it's only the boys.
22:54
And it's formulaic.
22:55
And it's over and over again.
22:56
And it's a lot.
22:58
When there are so many other things you
22:59
could be doing with so many other people.
23:02
And so I wanted to bring this up
23:03
because Hiller brought it up on glintons
23:06
and what a great podcast.
23:07
If you've not seen it,
23:09
I have not never seen, not never.
23:11
I have never,
23:12
I don't think I've ever seen Andrew that
23:16
relaxed on camera with anybody just
23:21
hanging out with Colleen and G like,
23:25
He was laughing.
23:26
They were making fun of him,
23:28
and he was poking right back.
23:30
But that was fun to watch.
23:35
And so what I liked,
23:39
the idea he had is, you know,
23:42
I've said that the sparkly band last year
23:43
at the games,
23:45
there was too many people hitting the same
23:46
people all the time.
23:49
he brought up the idea of, hey,
23:52
we'll give you a sparkly band,
23:53
but you're covering these three athletes.
23:57
Which is a fantastic idea.
24:00
Right?
24:00
And then, like, Hiller gets these three,
24:05
and Coffee Pods and Wads gets these three.
24:09
And what I like about that is it's
24:12
not just kind of,
24:19
spreading out the the annoyance and then
24:22
you're only dealing with one person and
24:25
not eight people asking you the same
24:27
question for the athlete side it's also
24:30
telling the story from ten different
24:32
perspectives from everybody's everybody's
24:37
weekend
24:39
Because Peter may have one perspective
24:42
with his storytelling.
24:44
I may have a different.
24:45
Hiller may have another.
24:47
And so you're not getting the same formula
24:51
of how these are done.
24:53
Yeah.
24:54
And random out of a hat.
24:57
I like that idea a whole lot.
24:58
Like Scott gets Colton Merton's.
25:03
uh abby dome it and sierra mea sierra
25:07
mea whoever right boom those are your
25:10
three if you don't want them tough like
25:13
that's it that's that's the three you're
25:14
getting you know hillary gets whatever
25:17
just pick pick three out of a hat
25:19
and now you got the equivalent of the
25:22
old road to the game stuff where they
25:24
would follow two or three uh people for
25:26
an entire you know low training set
25:27
section or whatnot but if now it's at
25:29
the games
25:30
It's almost like a,
25:31
like a savant behind the scenes type
25:32
thing.
25:33
Yeah.
25:33
So I'd like to add to that,
25:35
that you're assigned those people in June.
25:39
Yeah.
25:40
Well, you have plenty enough time.
25:42
And so like, if I had three people,
25:44
I could fly to them,
25:46
get some content before the games and then
25:50
add the games content to it.
25:52
Yup.
25:53
And it's a whole produce piece at that
25:55
point.
25:56
right leading up to and through the games
25:59
and wherever they finish they finish and
26:00
if you get lucky and colton mertens wins
26:03
the games and now you got you got
26:07
and and sarah mayhoff finishes fifteenth
26:11
whatever just pick a picking thing and
26:12
abby finishes fifth on the on the women's
26:15
side now you have three different stories
26:17
from three different perspectives
26:19
Somebody who's winning the entire thing,
26:20
somebody who's there participating
26:24
basically,
26:25
and then somebody who's fighting for a
26:27
podium spot.
26:28
That would make a phenomenal story.
26:31
It would make a hell of a story
26:32
to be able to put out there.
26:33
And everybody gets it.
26:35
You get one.
26:36
Hitler gets one, Pedro gets one, uh,
26:39
you know, pick, pick somebody,
26:42
pick somebody else.
26:43
Everybody gets a little bit to be able
26:44
to go and do and follow.
26:46
I think that's, that would be,
26:48
I think that'd make for some fantastic
26:49
content.
26:53
Um, you know,
26:54
what else is a great idea?
26:57
Taking some thirds before bed,
27:00
get you a nice deep REM sleep.
27:03
And, um,
27:07
Rapid eye movement, not the band or EM.
27:09
That's a whole different thing.
27:10
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27:10
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27:11
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27:12
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27:54
What's corny about that?
27:57
Don't worry about Birch.
28:00
Who funds the idea?
28:02
I have to fund my own media stuff
28:04
anyway.
28:05
Yeah.
28:06
I would fund that as well.
28:09
It gives me content that I can go
28:10
after and use the money I would use
28:14
otherwise and get a more concentrated
28:17
content.
28:20
Instead of bouncing around and batting
28:22
around the entire weekend,
28:24
what you did last year with Hattie,
28:27
following Hattie and Tristan around,
28:29
was very, very focused.
28:30
It's one person.
28:32
She finishes where she finishes.
28:34
This is what we're going to do because
28:35
we're focusing on her.
28:37
Now you have three, four,
28:40
however many they assign you.
28:41
It depends on probably how many people are
28:43
actually going.
28:44
You're still doing the same thing you
28:45
would be doing.
28:48
Now you're just doing it
28:52
You're just doing it with these people
28:54
instead of having to go out and make
28:55
your own story.
28:58
I don't know a better way to put
28:59
that.
29:06
So yeah, if I only had three athletes,
29:08
I would fund myself to Europe.
29:10
But you would have to commit to that
29:12
if you were signing up for this.
29:15
Correct.
29:17
Nobody's going to force you to by any
29:19
stretch of the imagination.
29:20
That's kind of crazy.
29:22
Who's doing the doling out?
29:24
I don't get it.
29:25
Let Scott talk to him every once.
29:28
It gets to be too much, Jody.
29:30
That's what happened last year at the
29:31
games.
29:32
You had way too many people with access
29:36
all approaching the athletes,
29:38
the same athlete,
29:39
over and over and over and over again.
29:42
It became pure chaos.
29:44
This way, it gets rid of that chaos,
29:47
and it becomes more of a –
29:50
um a doable thing for both the athlete
29:52
and the media person it focuses the it
29:56
it focuses people it it causes people to
29:59
have to focus instead of like in you
30:02
said a couple times there were people back
30:03
there in the media that weren't actually
30:05
doing anything they were just kind of
30:06
hanging out like they wanted to be back
30:09
there just because they were back there
30:12
Now, okay.
30:13
Instead of you doing, and it's probably,
30:16
they're probably doing that because it's,
30:18
you know,
30:18
paralysis by analysis type thing.
30:20
Like I don't,
30:21
I have so many things I want to
30:23
do and I don't know how to do
30:25
any of them.
30:25
Like as opposed to just starting.
30:27
Okay.
30:27
Well now here's your,
30:28
here's your sign athletes.
30:30
You follow these people.
30:32
they already know they agree to it they
30:34
have you know you have access to them
30:36
you know i mean within reason obviously
30:38
but now you are instead of having those
30:42
people back there that are in that are
30:44
trying to get like i said fighting for
30:46
the same interviews you're just following
30:48
these people instead boom one two three
30:51
here you go one two three here you
30:52
go uh shana says i'm just glad no
30:55
one is interested masters i would be
30:57
annoyed to be bothered in a warm-up area
30:59
shana
31:00
You were on my documentary two years ago.
31:04
I bugged you in the warmup area,
31:07
but it can be done with tact and
31:09
it can be done at times that aren't
31:12
as you're getting ready to head out on
31:14
the floor.
31:16
Nobody's trying to interview me in a
31:17
warmup area, but this is my,
31:20
this is my,
31:21
has become my solution to it.
31:23
I pop these bad boys in my noise
31:26
canceling earbuds and I don't talk to
31:29
anybody.
31:30
Very, very, very, very little.
31:34
Pop them in, put my music on,
31:36
get focused on what I'm doing,
31:38
and I don't want to talk to anybody
31:39
while I'm back there.
31:41
I just don't.
31:43
Mark says you were good.
31:45
You were so good,
31:46
she didn't even remember.
31:47
Yeah.
31:47
I know.
31:47
A hundred percent.
31:53
Yeah, but you were tactful,
31:55
and you were the only one,
31:56
plus I like you.
32:01
Gosh,
32:01
she had us poking holes in her own
32:02
argument.
32:07
Well, and it's never going to happen.
32:10
This is all like pie in the sky
32:12
stuff.
32:13
It's never going to happen.
32:14
Not even once.
32:15
But the idea behind it is that you
32:17
would actually be able to establish a
32:19
relationship with that athlete as you're
32:21
getting to the games.
32:23
So when you get there,
32:24
it's not just some rando coming up with
32:26
a microphone.
32:28
It's someone that you've been working with
32:30
for three months.
32:32
having a plan,
32:33
having discussions of when it's okay to
32:35
ask me questions, when it's not okay.
32:39
As opposed to fifteen recorders in their
32:42
face trying to get and asking the same
32:44
question over and over and over again.
32:46
Right.
32:47
Yeah.
32:48
It's a clever idea,
32:49
which is why they'll never do it.
32:51
It's like ninety nine percent of the
32:55
reason why they'll never do it.
32:57
And some people aren't going to,
32:59
some of the people in the media space
33:00
wouldn't agree to it because they don't
33:02
know who they're going to get.
33:03
And they don't want to be following
33:05
around, you know,
33:06
twentieth place at the games all weekend.
33:09
Somebody that they know is just going to,
33:11
you know,
33:13
get dog walked all weekend and be like,
33:15
oh, how did that feel?
33:16
It sucked.
33:16
I came in last.
33:19
And even with the relationship,
33:20
I met with Tristan and Hattie last year
33:23
several times before this.
33:26
the the games yeah and on day two
33:30
when things weren't going well it was
33:33
touch and go whether i was going to
33:35
get to talk to hattie at all sure
33:37
because things changed things pivoted so
33:41
now i talked to tristan more because he
33:43
was more doable right yeah tristan's good
33:47
dude um
33:51
then hattie came out of it on sunday
33:53
and then the post interview i did with
33:55
her at the hotel was awesome she was
33:58
open and honest about everything and kind
34:00
of let it all come out but those
34:03
it's a very good series if you guys
34:05
have not watched it go watch it it's
34:07
on this channel uh what if you get
34:11
a dud can you get it done
34:16
I, you know, to be honest with you,
34:17
I,
34:18
I would prefer lesser known athletes to
34:22
the big names.
34:23
Like if I were signing up for this,
34:26
I would want the bottom half.
34:29
I think there are more stories to tell
34:30
that we don't know.
34:33
I think that's where the gold is,
34:36
but nobody's doing it right now.
34:37
So we don't ever get to hear them.
34:40
Especially if you get somebody like no
34:43
sponsors.
34:45
Right.
34:46
Doing this on a shoestring budget,
34:48
max out their credit cards to get their,
34:50
uh, uh, type stuff.
34:51
Like that's a whole story in and of
34:53
itself.
34:55
I, we followed them back to, you know,
34:58
their hotel that that's in the ghetto for
35:01
all intents and purposes and whatnot.
35:02
And like, Hey man, this is,
35:04
this is the kind of sacrifices you make
35:05
to be able to get here and say,
35:06
you are a games athlete.
35:08
And like Joseph said,
35:09
anybody who makes it to games,
35:11
isn't a dud.
35:13
again sean woodland many years ago said
35:16
you don't know how good you have to
35:17
be to suck at the crossfit games you
35:20
are still a games level athlete there was
35:26
a conversation i had with hattie where she
35:27
talked about she was in the race with
35:31
i think it was tia
35:34
And she didn't pass her because her head
35:37
was like, I can't pass Tia.
35:39
That's Tia.
35:39
Yeah, a hundred percent.
35:43
Imposter syndrome.
35:44
You don't get in the middle of a
35:46
race.
35:47
She's having imposter syndrome that she
35:49
doesn't deserve to pass Tia.
35:53
And you don't get those stories from Tia.
35:56
No.
35:57
At no point.
35:57
Right.
35:58
So there's color and there's drama in all
36:05
of that that never gets uncovered because
36:09
the people that are getting the most
36:12
attention are the same people over and
36:15
over and over again.
36:17
Yeah.
36:17
At no point since twenty sixteen has ever
36:21
said, oh, I can't go past any.
36:22
Right.
36:24
Any.
36:25
She's never said that.
36:26
That's never that's never been a thing.
36:29
When when was Tia the most fun to
36:31
watch in a behind the scenes or it's
36:34
when she almost won and messed it up
36:37
again and she had a breakdown.
36:39
Yeah.
36:40
Like that was that was.
36:44
So not fun,
36:46
but like so intriguing and sucked you in
36:50
that she took silver at the games and
36:54
was bawling because she thought she should
36:58
have won.
36:59
Yeah.
37:02
Twice.
37:04
Two years in a row.
37:09
Carolyn doesn't believe it,
37:11
but she said it.
37:14
She said it.
37:15
I can understand the mindset.
37:18
I can.
37:19
Carolyn's been super competitive and
37:21
successful in a whole lot of stuff she's
37:23
done for quite some time.
37:25
Carolyn's an animal.
37:26
Everybody knows that.
37:28
I can understand being in a race if
37:31
next year I get to the games and
37:34
all of a sudden I'm looking like I'm
37:35
fixing a pass grub.
37:38
And if I'm aware of that's fixing to
37:40
happen,
37:41
something in my brain is liable to be
37:43
like, whoa, are we like,
37:45
is that really a thing that's happening
37:46
right now?
37:47
And it's not that I'm not going to
37:48
do it,
37:49
but like that kind of thought can run
37:51
through somebody's head.
37:52
Like I am not, I don't, there's no,
37:54
this can't be right.
37:55
Did I do something?
37:57
Did I skip a rep?
37:58
Did I skip a movement?
37:59
What, how, how am I going this?
38:01
Like,
38:01
there's no way it's imposter syndrome type
38:03
stuff.
38:04
Like it's a real thing and it sucks.
38:09
In the late nineties, early two thousands,
38:12
everybody called it the tiger effect in
38:14
golf.
38:15
Yes.
38:15
That if you were in the hunt with
38:17
tiger on Sunday, something came over you,
38:21
the intimidation, the fear,
38:23
whatever it was where you didn't play as
38:27
well against him when the champ,
38:29
when it was all on the line.
38:31
Yeah.
38:36
Peter, Ben,
38:37
what happens in sports when you look up
38:38
to someone,
38:39
you're not supposed to be beating them,
38:41
requires a mindset shift.
38:43
And it's,
38:44
you're not supposed to be beating them.
38:48
It's like Matt Fraser back in the day
38:50
saying, this is not right.
38:51
I'm not supposed to win the Open.
38:53
I'm not ready to win the Open yet.
38:55
But you just did.
38:56
So get over it.
38:59
Get used to it.
38:59
But it's that mindset where it's, man,
39:02
I don't know if this is right.
39:03
There's no way.
39:05
I shouldn't be here.
39:06
I didn't do all the things.
39:08
There's no way.
39:10
It's a hundred percent thing.
39:12
It's a hundred percent of thing.
39:14
And how do you went on to say
39:15
that?
39:16
Like she, she,
39:17
she wanted her mindset to shift where now,
39:20
if she was ever in that situation again,
39:23
to tell that voice to shut up and
39:25
to just go.
39:26
Yeah.
39:26
Look at Josie.
39:37
I think, Carolyn,
39:38
your mindset doesn't allow you to go to
39:40
this place.
39:41
No, and good for her, dude.
39:45
I have a mindset coach right now that
39:48
I'm working with to be able to get
39:50
myself to that place where it's reframing
39:55
what a win is.
39:57
It's reframing how you think about
39:59
yourself,
40:00
especially in moments like that because I
40:03
understand what Hattie said.
40:05
I get it.
40:06
Like, you're like, man,
40:08
am I supposed to be going this fast?
40:09
Am I supposed to, like,
40:10
I'm going to blow up.
40:12
I shouldn't be going.
40:12
And, like,
40:13
your brain's telling you all that.
40:14
Your body's telling you you're fine.
40:16
You're good.
40:17
Keep going.
40:18
Not a big deal.
40:19
But it's that self-doubt and that
40:21
self-belief that you got to work on and
40:25
build up.
40:26
Some people, and like I said,
40:28
God bless Carolyn.
40:29
That's amazing for her.
40:32
And I also understand what Carolyn's like,
40:34
her brain doesn't comprehend that.
40:36
Like she doesn't like, no, no,
40:37
I'm coming out, you know,
40:38
just to destroy everybody that you run
40:40
across.
40:41
Good, good.
40:45
If more, if more athletes had that,
40:47
there would be a lot more close races.
40:53
Uh,
40:53
leader says it's like when you get off
40:55
the echo bike ahead of everyone else,
40:57
regardless who you're beating,
40:58
a lot of people might think they're going
41:00
too fast.
41:01
Yeah.
41:02
You look left and right and you went,
41:04
oh no, I've made a horrible mistake.
41:11
Wayne says Colton has never had those
41:13
thoughts.
41:13
I disagree with that.
41:16
I've known Colton a long time.
41:18
Colton knows what he's really,
41:20
really good at and what he needs to
41:22
work on.
41:23
And when I first met him and when
41:25
he first got cut from the games,
41:27
I did an interview with him and he
41:29
talked about how like he wasn't good at
41:32
swimming.
41:33
He was struggling in swimming.
41:35
He was like,
41:36
and he didn't work on that because his
41:38
priority was making the games and to make
41:41
the games, you didn't have to swim.
41:42
Nope.
41:43
Don't swim till you get there.
41:44
Then he got there and he wasn't prepared
41:46
for what met him at the games.
41:49
And he didn't have the confidence he had
41:52
at semifinals because he'd been working so
41:54
hard on getting past that stage.
42:01
And so I think it comes down to
42:03
preparation too.
42:04
Like if you are prepared and you've done
42:06
everything in your capabilities,
42:11
it helps your mindset, right?
42:14
Knowing that you've done everything,
42:16
but you have to recognize that you've done
42:18
everything.
42:19
So me and Katie's been talking about like,
42:22
you have to recognize that, hey,
42:24
I have put in a shit ton of
42:25
work.
42:27
and it's been paying off and i know
42:29
it's been paying off and i'm fixing to
42:30
go showcase it but you have to be
42:32
able to to recognize that you can't just
42:34
go because a lot of us do it
42:36
i'm gonna tell you i'm willing to bet
42:38
lito does especially in the in the the
42:40
social media era that we're in now where
42:42
everybody's just posting highlight reels
42:44
all the time you look at people doing
42:45
stuff and you're like man
42:47
look at what this dude just did look
42:48
at what that dude just did I'm supposed
42:49
to go compete against this dude whatever
42:51
and you you tend to to poo poo
42:54
your own your own stuff because all you
42:58
see is somebody else's who might be doing
43:00
something that looks better than what you
43:02
than what you've done and you gotta be
43:05
able to flip that and go I know
43:08
what I got done and I know what
43:09
I'm capable of and let's go out there
43:11
and let's prove it uh
43:18
I have a couple other things,
43:19
but I'm going to hold off on those
43:20
until tomorrow.
43:21
Sure.
43:24
So I'm going to hit you with a
43:25
couple quick things.
43:28
You know Andre Houdet is now focused on
43:30
coaching?
43:31
Yes.
43:33
The dude is still really fit.
43:35
And apparently an engineer.
43:39
That I did not know.
43:41
Two dumbbells, a log, and some softboxes.
43:45
On a softbox?
43:46
Yes.
43:48
I don't know if I'd put them on
43:49
a softbox there, Andre.
43:52
And he is confidently planting a foot on
43:55
that.
43:57
He's flying over that thing.
44:00
Isn't that crazy?
44:01
That is bananas.
44:04
It wouldn't have caught my attention if it
44:06
was just like the log at Mayhem.
44:08
Yeah.
44:09
But this is two dumbbells, two softboxes,
44:12
and a log.
44:13
I'd like to know how you figured out
44:14
that that log would fit in between those
44:16
dumbbells like that.
44:24
um lito yeah instagram is never a
44:25
confidence booster for sure those are
44:30
fifty-ish pound boxes at least yeah but
44:35
the soft boxes are squishy yeah and they
44:38
move a whole lot more than wooden boxes
44:40
do i mean good on him look good
44:43
lord he is just flying over that thing
44:45
like it ain't no big deal
44:47
That guy needs to make a comeback.
44:49
I don't think he wants to.
44:50
No, I think he's enjoying it.
44:52
I think he's really happy where he's at.
44:54
Yeah, and good on him.
44:56
And then the last thing,
44:58
how many of us at the gym have
44:59
done this?
45:03
Whoa,
45:03
do y'all see that big bruise on her
45:04
shoulder?
45:06
I bet she got it from like cleaning
45:08
five hundred pounds.
45:10
Or maybe she fought off this big hairy
45:12
wolf.
45:14
Or maybe she rescued all the cute baby
45:16
squids and brought them to safety after
45:18
being attacked by the sharks.
45:29
Yes.
45:30
Yes, I have done that.
45:33
I have smashed into a J cup at
45:37
least five thousand times in my fifteen
45:42
year CrossFit career.
45:43
I have a serious, like,
45:47
unlocked fear of if I'm,
45:49
especially if I'm setting up rowers in the
45:50
morning and they're going to be in front
45:52
of the rig,
45:53
I will take the J hooks out of
45:55
the rig and put them on the ground
45:57
because all I can think of is somebody
45:59
rolling.
46:00
and like on that backstroke hitting their
46:02
head on the j-hook even if it's like
46:04
this high up off the ground people are
46:05
rolling it freaks me out so if you
46:08
ever come to vertus and we have a
46:10
rowing workout you can look on the rig
46:11
and they will not be a single j
46:13
look hanging on the rig i'll put them
46:15
all on the ground because it scares the
46:17
out of me to have somebody poke their
46:18
head on one
46:20
Uh,
46:20
Wayne says trailer hitch to the shin is
46:22
the worst pain known to man.
46:24
Well, maybe not the worst, but it's way,
46:26
way up there.
46:27
Pretty close.
46:28
It's pretty close.
46:30
Uh, Mark, uh,
46:31
says both my wife's quads are bruised,
46:33
not from the cleans,
46:33
but from the edge of the bed footer.
46:35
What you guys do in the privacy of
46:37
your own bedroom, Mark is your business.
46:41
It does not need to be shared in
46:44
the chat.
46:45
i caught my uh i caught my pinky
46:47
like my pinky toe last night on the
46:49
uh on the ottoman on the on the
46:51
end of our couch and like i was
46:53
going to kiss kiss jennifer good night
46:55
because i was going to bed and she
46:57
was going to say i watched tv for
46:58
a little bit and i turned and i
46:59
hit it and you know you i'm not
47:03
screaming in my own house and she just
47:05
looked at me and started laughing and i
47:06
was like thanks i appreciate your sympathy
47:08
there wife yeah yeah i um
47:14
again cleaning out my garage I took an
47:16
old uh TV cabinet to the to the
47:19
curb uh to get picked up today and
47:22
I pulled it up over my toe yeah
47:28
the neighborhood probably heard words they
47:30
haven't heard in a while he shot off
47:35
my pinky toe uh oh my God same
47:39
my shoulder always from strict press from
47:42
the rack
47:44
I just, it's never lifting for me.
47:46
It's just walking around the gym,
47:48
not paying attention.
47:49
Yeah.
47:50
Talking to somebody, not looking.
47:52
A hundred percent.
47:56
I like to soft box for thirty inch
47:58
box jumps after deadlifts.
48:01
Yes.
48:01
A solid reason for that, Shana.
48:03
I'm with you.
48:04
I'm with you.
48:07
They're squishy, dude.
48:08
Like, I don't.
48:11
I have to practice with them because
48:13
pretty much everywhere I go comp compete
48:15
now,
48:15
like it's all soft boxes and we have
48:17
two of them at a gym now.
48:18
So like I have to practice with them
48:20
and I hate it every single time.
48:25
Yeah.
48:26
So the last thing I wanted to just
48:27
share with you is we talked about us
48:31
or talked about Marshalls and the Dutton
48:32
ranch.
48:33
Yes.
48:36
By the way,
48:36
the finale of Marshall's finally made
48:39
Casey a bad-ass season to get there.
48:43
And we'll see what that is.
48:46
But I read a story that on the
48:48
set of Dutton ranch, they had to wrangle,
48:52
thirty-four hundred rattlesnakes.
48:56
That's a lot.
48:58
Uh, I would quit acting at that moment.
49:06
I'm sorry,
49:07
did you say thirty four hundred?
49:11
Me and thirty four hundred rattlesnakes
49:13
are never going to be in the same
49:15
place at the same time.
49:18
Me and three rattlesnakes shouldn't be in
49:20
the same place at the same time.
49:24
Me and one,
49:25
and I'm probably contemplating quitting
49:28
acting.
49:28
I'm not terrified of snakes by any stretch
49:31
of the imagination,
49:32
but rattlesnakes are poisonous.
49:35
First of all, they can be aggressive.
49:39
And I'm not going to be finding myself
49:41
anywhere.
49:42
And certainly not around thirty four
49:44
hundred of them.
49:44
That seems excessive.
49:48
Jay Birch,
49:48
I heard thirty four at the new train
49:50
station.
49:51
It was fifty to eighty at the new
49:53
train station.
49:54
But the entire set was thirty four
49:57
hundred.
50:01
Kate.
50:03
Talk about the master's leaderboard.
50:06
I just want my congratulations.
50:08
Please pay us five hundred dollars to play
50:11
email.
50:14
It's today, isn't it?
50:16
And I think Hobart said it was supposed
50:19
to be yesterday.
50:22
And yes, I'm sorry, Mark and Kenan,
50:24
they are venomous.
50:25
They're not poisonous.
50:26
If you bite a rattlesnake,
50:27
you will not be poisoned.
50:28
If you eat rattlesnake, they bite you.
50:33
They're venomous.
50:34
That's a whole different thing.
50:40
Back to the boxes.
50:41
They need to be heavy enough for grippy.
50:43
Those light boxes sometimes are the worst.
50:46
Especially if you drag your foot coming
50:48
across.
50:49
If you're doing burpee box jump overs and
50:50
you're one of those people that drag their
50:52
foot off of it with a soft box,
50:54
it'll do that if it's one of the
50:56
light ones.
50:59
Yeah, Shana says,
51:00
I think yesterday was the deadline.
51:06
I've been in that part of the country.
51:07
It's pretty snaky.
51:11
We watched Anaconda last night,
51:13
the new one with Paul Rudd and the
51:17
snake handler.
51:18
Everything is snaky to him.
51:24
It was the dumbest hour and a half
51:26
I spent,
51:27
but probably laughed the
51:30
A good fifteen times.
51:32
I mean,
51:34
just the combination of Jack Black and
51:36
Paul Rudd together seems like it might be
51:40
worth a watch.
51:44
We were just sitting around and I was
51:47
like, I'll just throw it on.
51:48
It's on Netflix.
51:49
It's free.
51:51
We enjoyed it.
51:52
It was dumb.
51:53
It'll never win an award.
51:56
a shame but the cameos the cameos are
52:00
freaking awesome outstanding now we did uh
52:03
we watched napoleon dynamite for the forty
52:05
seventh time last night vote for pedro
52:10
that that movie i had a hard time
52:12
getting through the the payoff at the end
52:15
is fantastic it's like the payoff at the
52:18
end of little miss sunshine have you ever
52:22
seen that movie no i have not
52:24
it's deep well and yeah well that it's
52:31
old there's no spoiler alert so the little
52:34
girl wants to be a beauty queen like
52:36
you know in the back in the days
52:38
of name that drank all the mountain dew
52:41
oh uh
52:46
jesus christ yeah anyway uh the
52:52
grandfather trains her on her special
52:54
talent that which is dancing the whole
52:57
movie they're trying to get to the honey
53:00
honey boo-boo yes
53:03
They get to the pageant and her dance
53:08
comes up.
53:09
Don't tell...
53:10
The movie's twenty years old, Jody.
53:12
It's fine, Jody.
53:13
It's not going to ruin it for me.
53:14
I'll watch it regardless.
53:15
It's not a big deal.
53:17
And he has taught her basically how
53:21
strippers dance.
53:27
So you end up with like a six-year-old,
53:29
eight-year-old girl up on stage doing a
53:32
stripper dance at this where everybody
53:34
takes themselves way too seriously.
53:36
A hundred percent.
53:38
Yeah.
53:39
Oh, good Lord.
53:40
Yes, Kenneth.
53:41
Jesus Christ drank Mountain Dew.
53:47
Oh, yes, Seema.
53:49
Sign.
53:49
Something to embarrass Leto.
53:51
Yes.
53:52
A Leto fathead.
53:53
Hello.
53:55
With that bright orange-red hair she's
53:57
got.
53:58
Dude, fathead all day long.
54:02
Yeah,
54:02
I did see that Dan Bailey is going
54:03
to do Xenom.
54:05
One of my real good friends, actually,
54:07
has signed up for Xenom.
54:09
A little Masters athlete going out there
54:11
and going to knock it down.
54:16
I can still remember seeing that scene for
54:18
the first time.
54:19
I absolutely laughed so hard.
54:22
It's great.
54:23
It's a great movie.
54:28
I would be mortified.
54:29
So you're talking about the fatheads.
54:30
I know.
54:32
So my wife has already warned me that
54:35
when I make the games,
54:36
there's going to be a Corey fathead in
54:38
the crowd.
54:40
She wanted to bring one to Magic City,
54:42
but by the time she thought about it,
54:43
it was too late to order one.
54:47
just don't stand in front of me because
54:50
bob and joe won't give me actual media
54:52
access so i'll be in the stands trying
54:54
to do my stuff well worst case scenario
54:56
you can just interview my fat head it'd
54:58
be fine there you go i guess uh
55:06
post hernia surgery jy is doing xenon he's
55:10
also competing this weekend at syndicate
55:12
crown they're doing two
55:15
Special events, that looks cool.
55:19
Andrew Hiller's doing one of them.
55:21
John Wood's doing both of them.
55:24
It's different celebrities from the
55:28
CrossFit space, essentially.
55:30
The showcases, yes, Kenneth.
55:33
We'll pull that up tomorrow and show you
55:34
who's going to be doing those.
55:36
But it's very interesting.
55:37
Paige Rogers is doing one.
55:40
Jason Hopper is doing one.
55:44
Yeah, it's awesome.
55:47
Whoever's idea that was, kudos.
55:51
If you remember last year,
55:52
they did a Kill Taylor as a showcase.
55:56
So yeah, they're really good at that.
55:59
And it's a good way to...
56:01
get the crowd fired up for the event
56:03
and different things like that.
56:05
So I can't wait.
56:06
I'll be there.
56:06
We'll cover it.
56:07
We'll show it.
56:08
It's going to be awesome.
56:13
Yeah.
56:13
Trish, you did not get access.
56:15
I'm only guessing that Bob and Joe will
56:17
not give me access to the games.
56:21
We're just going by history at this point.
56:24
Yeah.
56:24
Now,
56:24
I'll get access to the elites and I'll
56:27
get access to Syndicate this weekend.
56:30
Your – over the past – has it
56:33
been two years, three years?
56:35
Your access has slowly diminished for the
56:38
Masters games.
56:40
The Masters games,
56:41
it has slowly diminished.
56:43
Yeah.
56:43
So, like, it's – like,
56:45
we had full access,
56:46
and then halfway through the weekend,
56:47
we had less than full access.
56:50
And then last year,
56:50
we just got a free ticket to come
56:52
inside.
56:53
So, like,
56:54
it just stands to reason that this point
56:56
– this year, they're going to be like,
56:57
who?
56:58
Scott?
56:58
No.
56:58
No.
57:00
cool you want to come you can just
57:01
buy a ticket shana if they deny me
57:04
i may take you up on that offer
57:08
what you're going to do now joe and
57:10
bob i'm a coach coach with a camera
57:15
shana go hard yeah win which is wild
57:24
since you're the media outlet who actually
57:26
cares about us
57:29
know kate we know it's ridiculous yeah and
57:34
mark said the biggest media proponent uh
57:37
syndicate norcal predictions or is that a
57:39
different show we have tomorrow yeah yeah
57:42
we'll do those tomorrow and then i'm gonna
57:44
hit the road tomorrow night uh and then
57:46
i'm gonna try to do a show from
57:50
syndicate
57:51
Hopefully,
57:51
Corey can jump on and help me out
57:53
with that.
57:55
But I'm going to try to get on
57:57
live from the event at Syndicate on
58:01
Friday.
58:03
Love it.
58:06
Can we hear the Cowboys say,
58:07
now that's what I call high-quality H-T-O?
58:11
Now that's what I call high-quality H-T-O.
58:16
Oh my gosh.
58:17
Mark, you're just too good to us, man.
58:20
Mark's like, disposable income?
58:21
I know what to do with that.
58:25
Appreciate you, brother.
58:27
Yeah, I appreciate you so much.
58:29
You are the best.
58:30
And I am going to put up some
58:32
members-only content this weekend from
58:35
Syndicate.
58:35
So if you are a member or you
58:37
get one of those free memberships,
58:39
You'll get to see it before it goes
58:41
live out to everybody.
58:43
Either way, like and subscribe.
58:46
Yeah.
58:47
Like and subscribe to the channel.
58:48
Do all those things.
58:50
We're going to get out of here for
58:51
today.
58:51
We'll come back on with our predictions
58:53
tomorrow and some other stuff.
58:56
With that,
58:56
hope you have a great rest of your
58:57
day, and we will see you soon.
59:00
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
59:02
room to jazz me up.
59:04
I'm already jazzy.
59:15
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
59:17
saddle.
59:17
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
59:19
saddle.
59:20
Talking reps,
59:21
real life strength in the battle.
59:24
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
59:26
we cover it all.
59:29
Midday motivation every time we press
59:31
call.
59:33
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy,
59:35
bring the heat.
59:35
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
59:37
Half hour hustle, yeah,
59:38
we building that brand.
59:40
Grab a plate, shoot it,
59:41
now you're part of the fam.