Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Notable Nugget 29 - With Very Special Guest Jeremy!
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- 0:04Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:07Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
- 0:11Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
- 0:14Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
- 0:19Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
- 0:24Speaker 2: that they're happy.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Now, Lucy receives a call from what I can only
- 0:27Speaker 3: assume is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:30Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks were.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Part of this is sue. He's like I had to
- 0:38Speaker 1: sell my last.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Top at for Grannis.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see. Hello
- 0:48Speaker 2: nostalgian nerds, Welcome to Notable Nostalgia. I am Jeff, I'm
- 0:52Speaker 2: and we are here with a very epic, epic special guest,
- 0:57Speaker 2: my fiance, my lover, Jeremy. Oh my god. How are
- 1:04Speaker 2: you feeling right now? Honey?
- 1:06Speaker 4: I feel honored, honored.
- 1:08Speaker 3: I've been working on that for like two days. It
- 1:12Speaker 3: didn't go out the way in my head I thought
- 1:14Speaker 3: it was gonna happen.
- 1:15Speaker 4: It sounded the way it was supposed to.
- 1:17Speaker 1: Yeah, it just turned out not very good. Okay, that
- 1:19Speaker 1: makes sense.
- 1:20Speaker 2: I just I just got a text message from my
- 1:22Speaker 2: shrink like the automated thing confirming an appointment that I
- 1:25Speaker 2: have on January eighth. Okay, So, Honey, I.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Was gonna say really quick, I don't think the listeners
- 1:31Speaker 3: know how incredible it is that you and I re
- 1:33Speaker 3: enact that intro every single time perfectly.
- 1:36Speaker 2: A plus five star hands down, like Lucy, I like that, Jimmy,
- 1:42Speaker 2: Jimmy moans nobody listener. Uh, seventh Heaven was a show
- 1:47Speaker 2: like The Dad's kind of like Petty, and then the
- 1:49Speaker 2: mom was from the First Child's Play awesome show with
- 1:52Speaker 2: that like dump Truck Jessica Biel Okay, and then remember
- 1:59Speaker 2: we talked about the Barry Watson with the nostrils. Huge
- 2:04Speaker 2: nostrils weird, not like unique nostrils anyways. So honey, so
- 2:09Speaker 2: welcome to your first episode of your first episode of
- 2:13Speaker 2: Notable Nostalgia in person in the studio. Because you've been
- 2:17Speaker 2: with us via recording with there was the whole like
- 2:20Speaker 2: convenience store situation, and then you're with us on the
- 2:24Speaker 2: Burger Challenge special. But how does it feel to be
- 2:27Speaker 2: live in person at the studio?
- 2:34Speaker 5: Like I said, I feel honored, but I don't want
- 2:36Speaker 5: you to downplay how many times my name comes up
- 2:39Speaker 5: and with.
- 2:40Speaker 4: Podcast because I know you're lying.
- 2:43Speaker 2: So often, but no.
- 2:45Speaker 5: I feel honored, but I kind of feel sad for
- 2:49Speaker 5: the listeners because I was able to see the magic
- 2:54Speaker 5: between the two of you during the intro. Honestly, like,
- 3:00Speaker 5: I don't want to take it back to nostalgia, but
- 3:02Speaker 5: like I guess it's suitable for this situation. I saw
- 3:07Speaker 5: two kids getting ready to like watch their favorite TV show.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Yeah, bullet cereal.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I felt. That's how we are, but.
- 3:18Speaker 3: Instead of a bullet of cereal, we just hug a
- 3:20Speaker 3: lot of beers. Yeah, but we do at least have
- 3:23Speaker 3: the beer in a bowl.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're responsible that it's two point six carbs
- 3:27Speaker 2: per serving. Sugar a lot less sugar. Ultra. What's it called, uh, machallo,
- 3:32Speaker 2: what's it called? Michelo, Mikelo Ultra. So listen to our
- 3:36Speaker 2: sponsor if you want us to be sponsoring your brand.
- 3:39Speaker 2: We are the number one podcast of stuff.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Before we started a podcast, like years ago, I don't
- 3:46Speaker 3: know if I ever said this actually on the podcast.
- 3:48Speaker 1: I hadn't. I was fucking.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Hammered drunk and I had a really good idea for
- 3:51Speaker 3: a podcast. It was called four by four Loco. Yeah,
- 3:54Speaker 3: and so my plan was we're gonna get four four locos,
- 3:57Speaker 3: I drink to the person drinks too, and then we just.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Talk and then just get beligerent. Right. Yeah.
- 4:02Speaker 3: But I was all hammered and then I emailed uh
- 4:04Speaker 3: for a local and I was like, hey, I have
- 4:05Speaker 3: an idea for a podcast. It's called four by four Loco.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Don't worry, I'll have them sign some stuff. But they
- 4:13Speaker 3: never responded.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Can I tell you about when I was younger and
- 4:16Speaker 2: I used to like like Doctor. I was like, ups, Doctor,
- 4:19Speaker 2: I still am with Doctor Pepper. But if you like
- 4:21Speaker 2: message like, uh, send in a thing about like all
- 4:25Speaker 2: the cans were really dented, they'll send you like a
- 4:28Speaker 2: gift card, wow, the same thing. Like I guess like
- 4:30Speaker 2: it's a new fad with wedding registry. If you invite
- 4:35Speaker 2: like Las Potato Chips to your wedding, they're usually sent
- 4:38Speaker 2: like apparently allegedly they send you like something. Yeah, So
- 4:42Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe we should do that.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Who do you think you would message out to?
- 4:46Speaker 2: Oh, my god, probably Mike and Ikes. I love Mike
- 4:48Speaker 2: and Ikes.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't I've ever seen you eat a box
- 4:52Speaker 5: of mic and ikes.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Because he's always so embarrassed because the way I gotta
- 4:58Speaker 1: get this down.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Okay, honey, So what how does it feel to be
- 5:05Speaker 2: engaged to a two time awarding award winning host of
- 5:09Speaker 2: a podcast.
- 5:12Speaker 5: I'm very proud. I mean you guys, you guys won. Yeah,
- 5:19Speaker 5: you guys are winners. Yeah.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Why do you think we won?
- 5:24Speaker 5: Because the talent, a lot of dedicated fans we have.
- 5:27Speaker 2: We love our fans, even Ali J listening or not
- 5:30Speaker 2: Ali J a J listening? Yeah, okay, and then what
- 5:38Speaker 2: what is one thing that and maybe not Andy, but
- 5:41Speaker 2: the listener might not know about me that they should know.
- 5:53Speaker 5: One thing they should know about you, aside from the
- 5:58Speaker 5: fact that you really are kind of just a toddler
- 6:02Speaker 5: at heart. We've had multiple incidences where I have to
- 6:08Speaker 5: take you to the restroom.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's like being bad.
- 6:14Speaker 2: If I'm like at a okay, at hobby lobby and
- 6:16Speaker 2: I know I shop a hobby lobby and I shouldn't.
- 6:18Speaker 2: But they make you get like an associate to open
- 6:20Speaker 2: the bathroom for you, and I am like not ready
- 6:24Speaker 2: for that. Why why it's online? Gap?
- 6:27Speaker 5: He doesn't order for himself at restaurants. On our first date,
- 6:32Speaker 5: he let me order first, which I was like, oh
- 6:38Speaker 5: that's that's nice. It was only because he didn't know
- 6:41Speaker 5: what he wanted, so he just said I'll have what
- 6:43Speaker 5: he's happy.
- 6:45Speaker 4: Then that's continued for like six years.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Do you remember what you got? Oh?
- 6:49Speaker 5: Yeah it was so we went to Archive downtown. Oh sure,
- 6:54Speaker 5: and we just went for tea and we had it
- 6:58Speaker 5: was like a fruit, like a hot fruit. So I
- 7:00Speaker 5: don't know if it was like pomegranate. Is pomegrana fruit?
- 7:05Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. I just every time you're I
- 7:07Speaker 1: think of that lady yelling no pomegranate.
- 7:09Speaker 2: I don't know what that's wrong.
- 7:11Speaker 4: I have seeds, yeah.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Does seeds make it a vegetable?
- 7:16Speaker 3: Because I had a poppy seed muffin yesterday and I'm
- 7:19Speaker 3: pretty sure that.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Wasn't a vegetable.
- 7:20Speaker 2: A lot of things are seeds.
- 7:22Speaker 5: Yeah, but like you think apples, orange just have seeds.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Right, tomatoes do, and I guess that's what technically.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hate people that tell me that
- 7:31Speaker 2: what tomatoes are trees start from a seed, yeah, and
- 7:35Speaker 2: I don't think that's a fruit. I don't know when
- 7:37Speaker 2: people say that tomatoes are a vegetable. I don't give
- 7:39Speaker 2: a fuck what the biology is on it. Tomatoes are
- 7:43Speaker 2: a vegetable. They're in the vegetable area. And I hate
- 7:46Speaker 2: people that say that, oh, tomatoes are a fruit. Get
- 7:49Speaker 2: a fucking life. I hate you.
- 7:51Speaker 4: Wow, I see how this podcast goes off, like.
- 7:54Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot what we were talking about. I
- 7:59Speaker 3: was just thinking and so you know what trees when
- 8:01Speaker 3: they dropped like nuts?
- 8:02Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 8:04Speaker 1: Wait, do nuts come from trees?
- 8:06Speaker 2: Uh? Chestnuts?
- 8:07Speaker 1: So is that tree? So is that a fruit?
- 8:13Speaker 2: Is it fruit?
- 8:17Speaker 4: And nut is a nut?
- 8:19Speaker 1: Oh?
- 8:19Speaker 2: Weird? Got peanut is not.
- 8:21Speaker 1: A fruit, That's what I'm saying. So it can't just
- 8:23Speaker 1: be about seeds, you know, the other stuff involved.
- 8:26Speaker 2: And you know, I hate what I hate more than
- 8:28Speaker 2: people that say that tomatoes are a fruit is I
- 8:31Speaker 2: hate people that are allergic to peanut butter like grow up,
- 8:34Speaker 2: like grow up Jesus. Okay, So, but.
- 8:37Speaker 4: Wait, so a nut is a seed? Is that what
- 8:40Speaker 4: you're saying?
- 8:41Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like it was, but now
- 8:44Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yeah I don't.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Oh wait, so I was gonna ask, Okay, so when
- 8:50Speaker 2: was the first time that you were like, Okay, I
- 8:53Speaker 2: want to be with this guy for the rest of
- 8:54Speaker 2: my life.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Wow, He's like, what's your favorite thing about me?
- 9:01Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 9:01Speaker 2: When did you? When did you know? Like, okay, like
- 9:03Speaker 2: this guy's sticking around. I think probably.
- 9:08Speaker 1: When you want to move out.
- 9:13Speaker 2: So we got together in October and of like several
- 9:17Speaker 2: year yeah, several years ago, and then two months ago.
- 9:23Speaker 4: We definitely moved pretty quickly. But so you came to.
- 9:30Speaker 5: My family's Christmas get together. We always get together for
- 9:35Speaker 5: like New Year's Eve or Christmas Eve, and we were
- 9:39Speaker 5: playing taboo and Jeff one and I'm like, yeah, like
- 9:47Speaker 5: you know, he beat my family. He immediately stands up,
- 9:50Speaker 5: takes his hands and flips everybody off the room.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck you.
- 9:58Speaker 3: I was like, oh, and that's their first time meeting
- 10:00Speaker 3: him too, No, yeah, but I think it was the
- 10:04Speaker 3: first time some of them really.
- 10:06Speaker 5: With him, like they knew of him, they met him,
- 10:08Speaker 5: but like to drink with him. And anyway, Yes, you
- 10:12Speaker 5: flipped everything.
- 10:13Speaker 1: I was like, I won.
- 10:14Speaker 2: I'm super you were like this off my grandma. You
- 10:17Speaker 2: were like you were like this guy this yea. Do
- 10:26Speaker 2: you have any you can ask questions anytime throughout this episode, Andy,
- 10:30Speaker 2: but do you have any like burning questions for Jeremy?
- 10:34Speaker 1: Not really because I didn't think ahead.
- 10:36Speaker 2: No, you can always interrupt the episode and like be like, oh,
- 10:39Speaker 2: here's a question like leather lace or like boxes or
- 10:42Speaker 2: breathes and it's thongs you. Yeah, No, I told the
- 10:49Speaker 2: listener before about that.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna earlier.
- 10:52Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you know that thing that you
- 10:54Speaker 3: see online where you asked a couple of questions they
- 10:56Speaker 3: raise their hand. But I'm like, well, that wouldn't be
- 10:58Speaker 3: very much fun because I'm like, who's love you first?
- 11:01Speaker 1: Perfect? Okay? Who cooks more? Okay? But we don't tell
- 11:05Speaker 1: the audience.
- 11:06Speaker 2: I said I love you first, because I said the
- 11:08Speaker 2: last episode of the year in review and that I
- 11:12Speaker 2: said I love you in the Dairy Queen drive through,
- 11:15Speaker 2: and then he said like a few minutes like ten
- 11:17Speaker 2: minutes later in the cold sack of his mom's house.
- 11:20Speaker 2: And then what was the other question, like the who cooks? Oh?
- 11:23Speaker 2: Jeremy like, I don't I don't know how to go.
- 11:25Speaker 3: I've laughed so many times thinking about when you guys
- 11:27Speaker 3: go out for him to uh gauge what's that called
- 11:32Speaker 3: uh propose hot chocolate when everybody wants hot chocolate?
- 11:38Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 11:38Speaker 2: So confused, so good? Yeah?
- 11:42Speaker 1: Oh, my god, that's so funny to be a hot
- 11:45Speaker 1: chocolate situation. I can't think of.
- 11:48Speaker 5: I was legitimately upset. I'm like, yeah, I've been drinking,
- 11:52Speaker 5: Like now we have to go to the store and
- 11:54Speaker 5: buy hot chocolate because everybody.
- 11:56Speaker 4: We're all around the fire.
- 11:57Speaker 2: I no, I do everything that I was going to
- 11:59Speaker 2: do that night when I proposed, except for how to
- 12:02Speaker 2: get him out to the colt stack. I did not
- 12:04Speaker 2: think that through. And then my I just say like, oh,
- 12:07Speaker 2: hot chocolate. And I'm surprised because usually, like I said
- 12:10Speaker 2: that in that episode, usually he's like, fuck no when
- 12:12Speaker 2: I asked him to do something.
- 12:13Speaker 1: What if you're like somebody's breaking into the car?
- 12:17Speaker 2: Yeah, I should have done that.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:18Speaker 5: No, I think I think the way you got me
- 12:20Speaker 5: out there was was fine, But I think it was
- 12:23Speaker 5: I just wasn't. I wasn't picking up what he was putting. Yeah,
- 12:27Speaker 5: even when he got on his knee, like I'm like,
- 12:29Speaker 5: what are you doing? Like you had surgery on that knee.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:32Speaker 4: I was so worried about him.
- 12:34Speaker 2: I was so nervous. For some I wasn't because I
- 12:37Speaker 2: don't I like fart and like poop in front of
- 12:39Speaker 2: this guy. So I don't get nervous in front of him,
- 12:41Speaker 2: but for some reason, when I actually got down on
- 12:43Speaker 2: one knee, I was like, this is actually fucking happening.
- 12:45Speaker 2: I was so fucking nervous, and because I like and listener,
- 12:48Speaker 2: go back and listen to that episode, Like his family was,
- 12:51Speaker 2: you know, they're not quiet people, Like he was confused intoxicated,
- 12:55Speaker 2: but there's no hot chocolate. He didn't answer right away,
- 12:59Speaker 2: so I was like, oh fuck, I didn't think that
- 13:01Speaker 2: through that he might say no, oh yeah until then. Yeah,
- 13:05Speaker 2: but like we're like super fucking close, like we are
- 13:07Speaker 2: like literally best friends, and like he's like so home
- 13:11Speaker 2: to me, and like, probably I shouldn't poop in front
- 13:14Speaker 2: of him, but I don't like make him watch me poop,
- 13:16Speaker 2: Like I don't make him watch me the poop come
- 13:18Speaker 2: out of butt hole the night.
- 13:21Speaker 1: How about this? And how about when did you know
- 13:24Speaker 1: that Jeff was going to be sticking around?
- 13:26Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, uh so.
- 13:32Speaker 5: I actually got sick shortly after we got together, right
- 13:37Speaker 5: before COVID hit. We were in the hospital for like
- 13:40Speaker 5: twenty eight days days. Yeah, and he he drove up
- 13:47Speaker 5: to the hospital every single day, like he'd go to
- 13:49Speaker 5: work and he'd come home or come back to the
- 13:51Speaker 5: hospital and stay. And that's not really, that's not really
- 13:59Speaker 5: I mean, aside from my I think, I think you're
- 14:02Speaker 5: in it for the long haul when you're starting out
- 14:05Speaker 5: in some of the lowest parts of your life.
- 14:08Speaker 3: So actually I meant to ask because you just asked
- 14:11Speaker 3: Jeremy that and.
- 14:12Speaker 1: I doubled down, but really great answer.
- 14:15Speaker 2: He would have me walk into the bathroom so he
- 14:17Speaker 2: could get high.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Lowest part of your I meant to ask, when did
- 14:24Speaker 3: when did you know that going to stick around?
- 14:28Speaker 1: Very sweet?
- 14:28Speaker 3: Though, yeah, I hate the hospital like I.
- 14:31Speaker 2: It was it was just you, so it was like
- 14:34Speaker 2: not bad and I had it wasn't that it made
- 14:37Speaker 2: a good view. The food wasn't bad because if the
- 14:41Speaker 2: food was bad, like bye, I have it's.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Like I'm so hungry.
- 14:46Speaker 2: I remember driving to keep I remember driving up to
- 14:50Speaker 2: the hospital and like listening to the news on my
- 14:52Speaker 2: drive and like hearing about COVID being like overseas and
- 14:56Speaker 2: I was like, I do not need this right now,
- 14:58Speaker 2: and then like look then fucking lovely irish it comes
- 15:01Speaker 2: over here? When I when did I love Jeremy. Okay,
- 15:06Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest and real for like about a
- 15:10Speaker 2: month or two, I was really like this, Like I
- 15:14Speaker 2: still feel this way sometimes, like this motherfucker's like so
- 15:17Speaker 2: out of my league. Yeah, I had such a crush
- 15:20Speaker 2: and I still have a crush on him, But I
- 15:22Speaker 2: had such a crush on him when we first got together.
- 15:26Speaker 2: And and then I don't remember exactly when it happened,
- 15:30Speaker 2: but I'm sure it had something. Okay, So I was
- 15:34Speaker 2: a single guy, like living off of like lunch meat
- 15:37Speaker 2: in the fridge and like not cooking, and like I
- 15:39Speaker 2: didn't have a dishwasher, and I don't I didn't believe
- 15:42Speaker 2: in microwaves, Like I believe they existed, but I didn't
- 15:45Speaker 2: own a microwave until I got with Jeremy. But something
- 15:50Speaker 2: about cooking, It was something cooking related. I don't know
- 15:52Speaker 2: if he made something at our house or we made
- 15:55Speaker 2: I think he made was it like Mark, what's that
- 15:59Speaker 2: the fruit salad? I think we were going to like
- 16:02Speaker 2: Thanksgiving at his family's.
- 16:03Speaker 5: House ambrosia, but it's it's really just a fruit cocktail
- 16:09Speaker 5: and whip creepy.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Yeah, so he made that. He means something in that.
- 16:13Speaker 2: And then also he was being okay, he was being
- 16:17Speaker 2: no cool whip, So what yeah, he was. He was
- 16:20Speaker 2: being so mad at at Jackson and I on Thanksgiving.
- 16:24Speaker 2: So we met in October and we went to Thanksgiving
- 16:27Speaker 2: as Mom's house, and he got so mad at us
- 16:29Speaker 2: because Jeremy, Jackson and I got those like jelly beans
- 16:33Speaker 2: that tastes like like barf and and we were in
- 16:35Speaker 2: the Target parking lot playing the game and we were
- 16:39Speaker 2: just like taking terms of like pretty much barfing outside
- 16:41Speaker 2: of my car. And then we were late getting Jeremy
- 16:44Speaker 2: and he was upset. And then I said, you remind
- 16:46Speaker 2: me just if you're prom or like like his how
- 16:50Speaker 2: to go.
- 16:51Speaker 5: They were supposed to go to the store while I
- 16:54Speaker 5: was out taking care of my business so that we
- 16:56Speaker 5: could leave early, and instead of going to the store,
- 17:00Speaker 5: they hung out in the Target parking lot and threw
- 17:02Speaker 5: up eating these nasty So when I got home and
- 17:07Speaker 5: realized that we still needed to go to the grocery store,
- 17:09Speaker 5: I walked in with them and I was giving them
- 17:12Speaker 5: the plan of action, like I need you to grab this.
- 17:14Speaker 5: I needed to grab that. It's Thanksgiving day, everybody's out, oh.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Damn on the day.
- 17:19Speaker 5: Yeah, And Jeff turns and looks at me and says, okay,
- 17:23Speaker 5: as Marlda, that's my mom's name.
- 17:26Speaker 2: I was like this, so I think that that kind
- 17:30Speaker 2: of whole thing, like preparing something in the in our
- 17:33Speaker 2: little because I was living in a little one bedroom
- 17:35Speaker 2: apartment and preparing something in that kitchen, going to the grocery,
- 17:39Speaker 2: him getting mad at me, like annoyed with me for
- 17:41Speaker 2: the first time, and being like, oh, okay, like I can, like,
- 17:44Speaker 2: you know, mess around with this guy even though he
- 17:46Speaker 2: was super upset, even though I was like, hilarious, I
- 17:49Speaker 2: was bonding with Jackson. We were barfing in the parking
- 17:52Speaker 2: lot of Target anyways. So that's when I was like, okay,
- 17:55Speaker 2: this guy, like he was my crush until then. And
- 17:59Speaker 2: then I was like okay, like like I can make
- 18:02Speaker 2: a home for this situation. Yeah, okay. So I don't
- 18:07Speaker 2: know how long this episode is. Okay, let's talk a
- 18:10Speaker 2: little quickly about this is a nostalgia Like what are
- 18:13Speaker 2: you nostalgic for? Like, do you guys have anything? Clad
- 18:17Speaker 2: I have one?
- 18:18Speaker 3: Oh?
- 18:18Speaker 1: Yeah, well you go.
- 18:19Speaker 2: So I was driving around today. I went by fred
- 18:24Speaker 2: Meyer It's my favorite store, Kruger if you're elsewhere, and
- 18:27Speaker 2: I got twisted tea and then the Ultra beer and
- 18:31Speaker 2: I was listening to the Incanto soundtrack, and it got
- 18:35Speaker 2: me so nostalgic, like for how hard Disney songs hit
- 18:41Speaker 2: as kids, true, like they hit so fucking hard. And
- 18:44Speaker 2: the fact that Incanto, like we don't talk about Bruno
- 18:47Speaker 2: was like in like the Billboard Top whatever list, but
- 18:50Speaker 2: like poor unfortunate souls. Even when Jafar had that little
- 18:54Speaker 2: riff at the end of Laddin, every everything in Beauty
- 18:59Speaker 2: and the Beast fucking amazing. Yeah. And then the Angela
- 19:03Speaker 2: Landsberg like whatever her name, what's her name?
- 19:05Speaker 1: Lands Berry?
- 19:06Speaker 2: Whatever she dead? Landsburg?
- 19:10Speaker 1: Jewish?
- 19:10Speaker 2: Yeah, we're pro?
- 19:12Speaker 4: Are we pro? Are we pro?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Are we pro? Israel? No? Okay, it's okay to love
- 19:17Speaker 2: the Israel people and not love their government. There we go, Okay,
- 19:23Speaker 2: who are a political podcast? We can give the Nobel
- 19:28Speaker 2: Peace Prize next year.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we're gonna bomb.
- 19:31Speaker 2: We should bomb somewhere great, like where where's the place
- 19:34Speaker 2: to bomb?
- 19:35Speaker 1: I don't know, trying to think of a place. That
- 19:37Speaker 1: kind of annoys me with no real reason. Why.
- 19:39Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'm thinking you're Texas, Texas. No, we can't
- 19:43Speaker 2: bomb our own country.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Have you ever driven through Texas? No?
- 19:47Speaker 3: It's in full day of nothing. It's just fucking desert
- 19:52Speaker 3: and everybody drives like assholes.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Anyway, I hate Texas.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Okay, I had I'm gonna leave out so much in folks,
- 19:58Speaker 2: I can't share it too much. But I had somebody
- 20:00Speaker 2: tell me that they had an interview at Area fifty one,
- 20:04Speaker 2: and I think that they were just crazy. Probably all
- 20:07Speaker 2: share more info like specifics off the air. Yeah no, no,
- 20:12Speaker 2: but like this person told me that he had an
- 20:14Speaker 2: interview at Area fifty one. But now now he has
- 20:18Speaker 2: an interview next week with PG, which is the electrical
- 20:21Speaker 2: company and Salem's and like that's a huge And what
- 20:24Speaker 2: I'm nervous about is like what if he's not telling
- 20:26Speaker 2: a lie and he actually is releasing classified information? So
- 20:31Speaker 2: now I'm at risk to be killed. Jeremy's at risk
- 20:33Speaker 2: to be killed.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Now you are native?
- 20:36Speaker 2: Oh fuck yeah, it's crazy.
- 20:39Speaker 3: I don't think people like I don't think one has
- 20:42Speaker 3: like a crazeist ad like for a full time they're
- 20:47Speaker 3: on LinkedIn.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Okay, what country would I bomb? I would bomb up? Oh, Australia,
- 20:57Speaker 2: I guess.
- 20:57Speaker 3: Okay, before I said Texas, I was kind of thinking
- 20:59Speaker 3: about really just because I don't like bugs. But I
- 21:01Speaker 3: was like, I can't like bomb them just because I'm.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Afraid of bugs, can you?
- 21:05Speaker 1: Yeah? I could probably some kind of bug bomb. Oh
- 21:08Speaker 1: they have those.
- 21:09Speaker 2: I guess in honor of us invading Venezuela. What country
- 21:12Speaker 2: would you invade? Honey, I had an edible, I can't, Okay,
- 21:18Speaker 2: So so I'm just nostalgic. Four. I just love how
- 21:22Speaker 2: much I didn't watch Princess of the Frog yet, not
- 21:24Speaker 2: because I just watched it.
- 21:26Speaker 1: About three months ago. Is it fucking wonderful? Music's great, everything,
- 21:30Speaker 1: And I don't know why people going to watch it.
- 21:31Speaker 1: I love it. It's in my top ten easy favorite
- 21:34Speaker 1: Disney movies.
- 21:35Speaker 2: What's your favorite if you had to choose, like Toy Stories,
- 21:37Speaker 2: your favorite Disney movie or Toy Story?
- 21:39Speaker 1: Three?
- 21:39Speaker 2: Okay, what about yours?
- 21:42Speaker 4: What was the question?
- 21:43Speaker 2: Oh, what's your favorite Disney movie?
- 21:47Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 21:48Speaker 5: Once somebody pointed out that, like every Disney movie is like.
- 21:52Speaker 4: Founded on just horrible messages.
- 21:55Speaker 5: Sure it's hard, but I don't. I get nostalgic with
- 21:58Speaker 5: Beauty and the Beast. But I think it's because I
- 22:02Speaker 5: that was the one, the first movie where I'm like.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Like I'm different, Like I you know, you thought that
- 22:09Speaker 2: Gaston was.
- 22:10Speaker 5: Yeah, they're making a live action Ghistan movie. Nice, Like
- 22:14Speaker 5: not a good person?
- 22:15Speaker 2: Was he? She was? She was Bell was kidnapped by
- 22:19Speaker 2: the beast Stockholm syndrome and he tried to rescue his sister.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Really what because he cared about his physique, he cared
- 22:25Speaker 2: about his health.
- 22:26Speaker 1: I think he was pretty misogynistic.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, but like those three little like you know,
- 22:33Speaker 2: barmaids or whatever. If if pussy's just being thrown at,
- 22:36Speaker 2: you just tap it, it's not his fault.
- 22:38Speaker 1: I feel like he already did. He did that.
- 22:41Speaker 2: He wanted the nerd. Yeah, oh listener, if you're listening,
- 22:45Speaker 2: avoid the nerds.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Gaston backwards is not sage.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Did you already know that? Or no? You really? That's
- 22:54Speaker 2: like your X men try to do that sometimes.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Do you what my X men power would be? I have
- 23:01Speaker 2: the biggest ability, and it's like eighty percent accurate. I
- 23:06Speaker 2: know when men are uncircumcised without looking at their penis, Yeah,
- 23:10Speaker 2: we'll go. If you look at their penis, then you
- 23:12Speaker 2: would just be like looking.
- 23:13Speaker 3: And I feel like a lot of it has to
- 23:15Speaker 3: do with like their skin color, because if they're brown,
- 23:18Speaker 3: there's a probably chance of Catholic.
- 23:20Speaker 2: There's I'm not going to name the names, but there's
- 23:21Speaker 2: a group of four brothers and one of them is uncircumcised,
- 23:25Speaker 2: and I called it Jonas. No, No, I can't say
- 23:28Speaker 2: that because they're like, they're like nobody.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, does their last name start with an M?
- 23:34Speaker 2: No? It are.
- 23:36Speaker 1: The show?
- 23:36Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's my Psyclops, I know, Okay, weird. Yeah,
- 23:42Speaker 2: so Psyclops is shooting his beams. Storm is like controlling
- 23:46Speaker 2: the weather. And then you're like, oh, your name this
- 23:49Speaker 2: backwards is this? And then mine is like you're uncircumcised,
- 23:52Speaker 2: and like they're like, why are you here?
- 23:54Speaker 1: Magneto is probably circumcised.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Oh God, name is Liberty like male one?
- 24:00Speaker 5: Uh.
- 24:01Speaker 1: First one popped in my head was Brad fit Oh circumcised.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Thy name another one? Uh, don't require uncircumcised. But it
- 24:10Speaker 2: was like a debate and the mom was like, let's
- 24:12Speaker 2: make it. Yeah, okay.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Uh that singer Tiny Tim Tiptoe on the window.
- 24:18Speaker 2: That guy, I'm definitely okay, name another one.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Okay, let me think.
- 24:27Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm thinking of Nazis. Okay, another celebrity.
- 24:32Speaker 3: I can think of celebrities.
- 24:34Speaker 2: Tom Holland, Uh wait, which was he?
- 24:36Speaker 1: He's the new Spider Man.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Oh, uncircumcised, uncircumcised, The Rock, circumcised.
- 24:45Speaker 4: These are what's the name of that guy that is
- 24:48Speaker 4: like got the Voice of God?
- 24:50Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman? Yeah, circumcised. So if any of you guys
- 24:54Speaker 2: are listening, Morgan Freeman, the Rock, Tom Holland, any of
- 24:57Speaker 2: you Charlie Sheen uncircumcised, right, and to notable ninety at
- 25:02Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Last know if you're circumcised? Okay, all right,
- 25:05Speaker 2: which one of you guys wants to go next? What
- 25:07Speaker 2: are you nostalgic for?
- 25:08Speaker 1: I was kind of.
- 25:09Speaker 3: Thinking of this today a little bit, but I kind
- 25:12Speaker 3: of since it's so close to New Year's I was
- 25:13Speaker 3: seeing when I was a kid, when I was like
- 25:15Speaker 3: first grade, I remember New Year's Eve kind of being
- 25:19Speaker 3: like a big thing, and I remember my mom would
- 25:21Speaker 3: get TV. Remember back in the day, it is no
- 25:24Speaker 3: TV guides, they were TV guides, And what we would
- 25:26Speaker 3: do is we'd cut them up to make confetti, and
- 25:28Speaker 3: then at midnight we would throw them up in the air.
- 25:31Speaker 1: And I kind of a nostalgic.
- 25:33Speaker 3: For when you're a kid, little things seem so much
- 25:37Speaker 3: grander than they really are. Like I remember when my
- 25:40Speaker 3: daughters are little, we got them this little their own
- 25:42Speaker 3: little popcorn things for movies, and they were like, you know.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Six or seven, but they thought it was the coolest.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Oh nice, yeah, but they thought it was like the
- 25:50Speaker 3: coolest thing, and they were so pumped to get their
- 25:51Speaker 3: little popcorn things filled up. And every time I watch
- 25:53Speaker 3: a movie filled them up.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:55Speaker 1: And just like little.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Things like that, or like when you're a kid and like, oh,
- 25:58Speaker 3: we're having a pizza party. Even it's like now that
- 26:00Speaker 3: you're an adult, you're like, oh, that was kind of
- 26:02Speaker 3: a shitty pizza party, But when you were a kid,
- 26:04Speaker 3: it's still magnificent. Like we got to eat pizza and
- 26:07Speaker 3: watch a movie at school, mind blowing, you know what
- 26:09Speaker 3: I mean. So I kind of missed that feeling of like,
- 26:12Speaker 3: I don't know, being excited. That sounds kind of sad now,
- 26:16Speaker 3: but like being excited for little things. I guess in
- 26:19Speaker 3: a way, that's what I'm kind of nostalgic for.
- 26:22Speaker 2: That's really heartbreaking.
- 26:24Speaker 1: I know this is kind of sad, but that's okay.
- 26:26Speaker 2: You've been really positively. This was bound to be a negative.
- 26:29Speaker 3: Why I get really excited about other things like sometimes
- 26:31Speaker 3: like oh, there's a puddle near my house and my
- 26:34Speaker 3: rains every morning.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Ooh, and it goes everywhere, so that's fun.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Oh my god. When I was younger, I walked out,
- 26:40Speaker 2: remember you know, Panessa, we get hammered in collar. I
- 26:45Speaker 2: we were walking home together and I laid in a
- 26:47Speaker 2: puddle of water, like a deep puddle by the skate
- 26:50Speaker 2: park in town, and that was it. So shout out.
- 26:54Speaker 3: But I remember where were you walking to your dad's
- 26:56Speaker 3: I'm assuming yeah, because I remember where your dad lived
- 26:59Speaker 3: and how far the that skate park was.
- 27:02Speaker 1: So then like you laid down and then you're like
- 27:04Speaker 1: you just stood up and.
- 27:05Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the like two minutes after I in the puddle,
- 27:09Speaker 2: it's like I'm like a hero. And then for the
- 27:12Speaker 2: next like fifteen minute walk, I'm drenched. I have to
- 27:15Speaker 2: like figure out, Yeah, no, I love that. What's something,
- 27:19Speaker 2: honey that you used to be really excited about and
- 27:22Speaker 2: now you're like, oh, I'm not I don't care as much.
- 27:25Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, I guess the holidays, you know, as adults,
- 27:33Speaker 5: the magic is is gone.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Wow.
- 27:37Speaker 5: But on the flip side, like it is Jackson's at
- 27:41Speaker 5: an age now where like he looks at Christmas differently,
- 27:45Speaker 5: but he has always been the best gift get her.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Oh nice, like.
- 27:52Speaker 5: Yeah, when he was younger, he likes cucumbers with like
- 27:57Speaker 5: Pahen and uh, I thought it would be funny and
- 28:03Speaker 5: just wrap up a cucumber and he was so excited. Yeah,
- 28:07Speaker 5: but even to this day, Jackson, so yeah, I would
- 28:09Speaker 5: say something that I was and now.
- 28:12Speaker 4: Kind of like, it's probably the holidays.
- 28:15Speaker 2: Let's bring the holidays back really quick though, get some
- 28:18Speaker 2: drinks and get some drinks, said good, some drinks, said,
- 28:30Speaker 2: we just.
- 28:31Speaker 1: Chucked the beer.
- 28:33Speaker 3: This is the first year and the girls haven't really
- 28:36Speaker 3: played along with me on Christmas, and I get it,
- 28:38Speaker 3: they're seventeen whatever.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Every year before this.
- 28:41Speaker 3: They're like, do the stupid thing, like watch the stupid
- 28:44Speaker 3: shit I loved without like you know, going, oh this
- 28:46Speaker 3: is silly, or do all the stupid little fun thing
- 28:48Speaker 3: and what well, Santa's coming.
- 28:49Speaker 1: This year is the first year they were kind of
- 28:51Speaker 1: like they still did it.
- 28:52Speaker 3: But I know I knew they they for like probably
- 28:55Speaker 3: ten years. They were doing it just for me because
- 28:57Speaker 3: I but this is the.
- 28:58Speaker 1: First year I was like, oh, they're not really like
- 29:01Speaker 1: so yeah, I'm with you. This Christmas. I was like,
- 29:03Speaker 1: kind of bummed, but.
- 29:05Speaker 2: I'm sorry that they were so evil and ruined.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Laterally, have him tell you. Have him tell you the
- 29:13Speaker 2: story of the uh snowflake craft project. Actually, just tell
- 29:19Speaker 2: it really quick.
- 29:20Speaker 3: So we were building a snowflakes well a few years ago,
- 29:22Speaker 3: we wanted to make snowflakes. But you know, like how
- 29:24Speaker 3: when you're a kid you make snowflakes. You just filled
- 29:25Speaker 3: the paper and put them on your windows. Kathy thought
- 29:28Speaker 3: they looked hideous. So then I come home the next day,
- 29:31Speaker 3: I was like, we're all the snowflakes. He goes where
- 29:34Speaker 3: they belong and I was. I was like, she's like
- 29:36Speaker 3: in the trash, and I was like god. So then
- 29:40Speaker 3: like a year ago, she found something online where you
- 29:43Speaker 3: get like these paper bags and you make snowflakes.
- 29:47Speaker 1: And I don't.
- 29:48Speaker 2: I don't.
- 29:48Speaker 3: She never showed me or the girls of the video,
- 29:50Speaker 3: and she's like, all right, guys, let's do this. So
- 29:52Speaker 3: none of us knew what the fuck we were doing.
- 29:54Speaker 3: And then he kept going brick and doing it wrong.
- 29:56Speaker 3: You doing it wrong, But we don't know what we're
- 29:58Speaker 3: trying to do. So I'm like trying to she goes like,
- 30:00Speaker 3: you don't fold them.
- 30:01Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what's going on.
- 30:02Speaker 3: So anyways, Maddie already knows she can't do it, so
- 30:05Speaker 3: she's just following the paper, but she's folding it wrong
- 30:08Speaker 3: and her things coming out or wrong. Well, anyways, we
- 30:12Speaker 3: finally get it done once she shows me the video
- 30:14Speaker 3: of what the ending is assumed, like, oh, I get
- 30:16Speaker 3: this now, but only Kathy I finished it because we
- 30:19Speaker 3: didn't know what the fuck we were doing.
- 30:21Speaker 2: So Kathy should have shown the video at the beginning
- 30:23Speaker 2: to everybody. And then I think Kathy got a little
- 30:26Speaker 2: offended because she showed me the finished product and Andy's
- 30:29Speaker 2: turned out the best, like it's amaze, I'll show you
- 30:32Speaker 2: and going anyways, So Andy, what are you nostalgic for?
- 30:36Speaker 1: Did say that?
- 30:37Speaker 2: Oh?
- 30:37Speaker 4: What was his?
- 30:38Speaker 2: Oh?
- 30:38Speaker 3: Yeah, well little things being EXCITEDID.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Yeah, it was your holidays.
- 30:44Speaker 5: Mine was those nostalgic for and am now not.
- 30:48Speaker 2: Yeah holidays so you guys?
- 30:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 30:50Speaker 2: And then mine was oh Disney songs. Yeah. Okay, So listeners,
- 30:57Speaker 2: we have a lot on our plate right now, so
- 30:58Speaker 2: we need your help. Okay, Daddy's daughters, Dad daughters and diplomas.
- 31:03Speaker 2: It is fucking amazing. I listen to it. It's Andy
- 31:06Speaker 2: and his girls chit chatting about what nots and who
- 31:08Speaker 2: knots and it's just amazing. So listen to it. Get
- 31:11Speaker 2: inspired to do something like creative with your kids, because like,
- 31:15Speaker 2: kids are really cute when they're like five or six
- 31:17Speaker 2: or seven six seven, but when they're like teenagers, it's
- 31:20Speaker 2: hard to like love them as much.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Well, this is one reason I decided the podcast.
- 31:23Speaker 3: I forgot things we could do together, is like, you know,
- 31:27Speaker 3: I don't know a lot of that because you know,
- 31:29Speaker 3: one they're teenage girls and then two I'm not a
- 31:32Speaker 3: teenage girl. Yeah, so like a lot of the stuff,
- 31:34Speaker 3: I'm like, there's some stuff, like you know, plays we
- 31:37Speaker 3: can vibe on and like some music anyway, So my
- 31:39Speaker 3: point is the reason I started this podcast because it
- 31:41Speaker 3: gives us like an hour or two at least once
- 31:44Speaker 3: a week just to sit down and talk and it's
- 31:45Speaker 3: kind of we The dynamic is gets so sweet and whatever.
- 31:48Speaker 2: But like the dynamic is so good because you and
- 31:50Speaker 2: Maddie and my opinion are so much alike your humor.
- 31:55Speaker 2: But then Brooke is kind of like.
- 31:57Speaker 4: It's a good balance.
- 31:58Speaker 2: It's a good ballance. Okay, and then listener, if you
- 32:00Speaker 2: want to see pictures of my dog just doing nothing,
- 32:03Speaker 2: Gus guys underscore the Dog on Instagram, bling leave us
- 32:06Speaker 2: a five star review on Apple, podcast, Spotify, whatever, and
- 32:09Speaker 2: if you hate us, leave us a five star review,
- 32:12Speaker 2: but like, list the reasons why you hate Andy, And so,
- 32:15Speaker 2: how was it, honey, being on your first official episode
- 32:19Speaker 2: of the podcast amazing? So good.
- 32:23Speaker 1: It's called a jar.
- 32:24Speaker 2: I love it so much. Well, I'm glad that you're here. Like,
- 32:27Speaker 2: do you think that it's pretty inspiring? Like how organized
- 32:30Speaker 2: and professional we are?
- 32:31Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 32:32Speaker 5: I think the only thing that I would change is
- 32:34Speaker 5: closing that door because it's freezing.
- 32:37Speaker 3: The only thing I did is because sometimes I feel
- 32:39Speaker 3: like like I wasn't sure if you not like laustrophobia.
- 32:43Speaker 1: But I like a breeze, So I like that hero escape. Yeah,
- 32:47Speaker 1: you're like, I know, I can leave.
- 32:48Speaker 2: I think you need to grab another beer and then
- 32:51Speaker 2: maybe like take a little smooth bir and then we'll
- 32:53Speaker 2: record the next episode. Okay, listener, there's a lot going on.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Leave us a five star review. Follow us on Instagram
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- 33:04Speaker 2: There's also we're doing a fundraiser right now for Special
- 33:07Speaker 2: Olympics Polar Plunge on February fourteen, Valentine's Day. I'm going
- 33:11Speaker 2: to be getting my skivs and going into the Polar
- 33:13Speaker 2: Plunge to raise money for Special Olympics. So feel free
- 33:16Speaker 2: to donate, and I'll be posting some really sexy pictures
- 33:19Speaker 2: of myself until next time.
- 33:21Speaker 1: I'm Jeff and I'm Andy Valentine.
- 33:26Speaker 2: Nice, and you are hitting me, hitting me as.
- 33:30Speaker 4: Oh well, it's Jeremiah in Spanish.
- 33:32Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I love that. Oh yeah, listener, Jeremy is
- 33:36Speaker 2: on TikTok at Jeremy Madison m A T t I
- 33:40Speaker 2: s O N. He has like a quarter million followers.
- 33:43Speaker 1: So what's up?
- 33:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I got I got really lazy.
- 33:45Speaker 2: So yeah, anything new on follow this motherfucker on the website,
- 33:49Speaker 2: Like learn how to juggle?
- 33:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I just learned how to juggle. And when I did,
- 33:53Speaker 3: I'm not joking in my head. I would like I'm
- 33:55Speaker 3: not in my head when I finally got it, so
- 33:57Speaker 3: I would.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Anything is possible. I've been trying to learn a drug
- 34:02Speaker 1: for like fifteen years. Once I got it, I was
- 34:03Speaker 1: like anything as possible. I was so fucking pumped.
- 34:06Speaker 2: And Andy, your hair looks really good today.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Oh thank you?
- 34:09Speaker 2: Yeah, listener. Five stars for Justin Bieberry. All right, I'm
- 34:12Speaker 2: gonna do see you next Tuesday, and then Jeremy's gonna go,
- 34:18Speaker 2: oh do not he clearly doesn't listened. You so sed
- 34:20Speaker 2: to yell? Toby Maguaya, Oh oh I knew that. Okay,
- 34:25Speaker 2: So all right, listener, see you next Tuesday, Toby McGuire.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
- 34:33Speaker 1: We hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
- 34:35Speaker 1: as much as we did.
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